JAR Media Posdact - Land Grandfathers - JARCAST Episode 22(3)

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

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I fucking nailed that. Just like I nailed it. All right, are you ready? No, of course I'm not ready. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen. This is the JARCast. I'm your host Alex, and this is episode 2-2-3. No, it's episode 22, a third time.

Yeah, 2-2-3. 2-2-3. I'm your host Alex, joined as always by Jim. I've been really thinking about having a catchphrase. Not a catchphrase, but like an intro sort of bit. Oh yeah? Like what? Well, I don't know.

But I'm like... What's the first thing that pops into your head? I'm feeling riled up. Do you think that's cool or really lame? Guys, I sort of need to know if it's cool or lame. That depends if you... If it's like a WWE entrance, maybe. No, it's more like a JARCAST entrance.

I'm kind of riled up. Like the old episodes that we'd come on to the cheering and clapping. Yeah, and then I'd sit down and go, I'm kind of riled up today. I think that's a bit cringe. And, uh, hang on. Sorry. There's one more person to introduce. That, of course, being last but at least Vinnie over there.

Yep, Vinnie's here, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, Vinnie. Vinnie. How you been doing, Vinnie? I'm doing good How you been you son of a bitch You crazy son of a bitch Vinny

He's not rowed up No no no no Before we get too deep into the show I want to shout out the patrons Who are single-handedly responsible For our set being as kind of pristine As it is and just the You know

We've been Teasing for quite a while That we've got a new set coming and we didn't want to reveal it like this but this is it this is what we've been working working for we're going back 100 plus episodes we've been teasing big changes around

here yeah 200 plus episodes finally we figured that on 22 3 it would be the time to introduce those changes I'd like to quote our quote seen annas for me no I'm going to quote our brother lost

our brother in arms lost Rubin where Major changes around here If you remember back in episode Yeah, I remember that of course I don't Give me a C-Nanus quote instead then I just

Hey lots up guys That was pretty good impression As far as James impressions goes I didn't capture the C-Nano's kind of energy I can't recall a C-Nana's quote Off the top of my head So I've got one for you Yeah

Yeah he loves doing it No but he also like on the real he used to be a skateboarder like pretty cool yeah and then he became a carpenter he's a sick man sick sick

and a good YouTube name yeah seen anas it's generally a good name yeah I've got no problem with seen annas Jamie could should call himself Jamie Nannas

that'll be sick what about land fathers land grand Land-grandpa I need to write this down That's James's new name

It's the land-grandpa No, that's not funny I'm upset for that Vinnie is the land-grandpa Was it grandfather or grandpa Which is funny, it grandpa, grandfather grandfather The land-grandfather

The land-grandfather The land grandfather? The land of the lost. I'll have to experiment with that one. The land of the lost grandfather. Housekeeping. May we keep this house clean? Spotless round here.

Spotless operation. Not a dirt of dirt anywhere. We got lots of talk about this episode in relation to housekeeping business. I wanted to shout out the JAR Media Highlights channel. Have you guys seen this? I haven't. As is a trend for, you know, it's just a trend on YouTube for podcast channels and stuff like that. A fan has started a JAR Media Highlights channel, so give that a search.

Give that to some support. Yeah, you can see great clips like Alex saying something controversial. Yeah, me? Yeah. Is that what I'm known for on the JARCast? Yes. what is my role what's my place the bitch

the father okay the father I would recommend searching that channel quick though because we're going to drop a content claim on that video that his video is a year what's seen annas

yeah no the jar highlights I'll date you steve our content yeah we're gonna yeah well then we need a couple more videos then we can content strike them and just wipe them out and one's fell swoop you know

yeah we don't take no prisoners PO box going nicely Got a nice little mound built up Of parcels that people have sent We'll probably exploit this new set To really do like a fucking beautiful Really sick where we put the gift The P.O. Box items on the table

And we unwrap them, that's so sick Yeah, something like really unseen before on YouTube You know? Didn't smash open P.O. Box stuff But like 13 years ago. Smosh, actually. I wasn't going to bring this up, but it's something that annoyed me in this last week. Go on. Because I saw, for those who don't know, just to reel it back ever so slightly, JARMedia's had a very interesting relationship with Smosh, especially Ian Smosh, because

I don't know, I guess he's got this personal vendetta against me specifically. A bit like Derek Savage in the way, like, when Adam YMS makes a video, calling him a pedo and shit, it's fine when he does it but I guess when Brits say things it's just strikes a bit more I don't know I guess we're not funny enough yeah we're not funny enough so I just the thing that annoy me about something I saw to do with Smosh was on the Smosh TikTok of all things there was like some cringy TikTok of um Ian from Smosh like mocking the smosh movie it was like a TikTok meme it was clearly some established TikTok meme and he was applying it to like he had the Smosh poster in the background or whatever and he was like mocking it he was like yeah I'm in this but like what

it's like what so it's cool to make fun of now I guess that is like proper throwing you under the bus well I say I said in my review of his fucking movie that he was the best thing about it yeah and that like removed like a whatever dead topic no let's let's um let's drag smash yeah let's let's let's let's just go to drag this corpse right out of the the casket. Well, it's just from my perspective, it winds up being, like, useless feedback.

Because, you know, if he genuinely had some feedback and was like, man, you were just too harsh or something and this bit was too far, I got none of that. The only thing I have is me actually stopping the video to say, I actually think Ian's really funny. Yeah.

That's what's so weird about it. If you want to dive into these depths, go back to episode one of the jar. Smosh hates us. Wait, wait, that was episode one. Yeah, we've had like three Smosh episodes. There's Smosh Love Us as well. Really?

Yeah, because Anthony doesn't hate me. Anthony follows me on Twitter. That's very interesting. It seems like the Chad and Cuck, Anthony and Ian. Barbara G left a nice comment for us. James fills me with so much rage, and yet I dream of kissing him under the moonlight. I know that feeling. Jamie knows that feeling very well

Guy Incognito says Trying to think of a madness joke Now that James not only Ties to our house But baggy trousers as well Baggy trousers dirty shirt Pulling hair and eating dirt Teacher comes to break it up

Banged on the air with a plastic cup Madness is my childhood I hate madness It's so fucking British dude though Our house Dunna in the middle I used to get... People used to sing that at me during school.

Yeah, yeah. I don't remember that fucking... Yeah, they'd scream it from across the road. Yeah. James has been a celebrity since forever. Everyone's just naturally obsessed with him. You just can't help it. Yeah.

Red 04 Jack has a little bit of feedback for you, Jim. If you remember last episode during the patron name segment, you read out a name and referred to it as a keyboard smash. It actually turns out that... that name was it was just a town in Wales it was just Welsh fuck he he so you were like

what's this fucking made up bullshit and then you read off the town no that that is horseshit there's no fuck you fuck that no I will die on this bridge Welsh like as someone who's not Welsh

is like the most bullshit language like to read when you go there and look at the signs it's just like From my stupid British brain This is a keyboard It looks It genuinely looks like a keyboard smash It's like nouns and consonants

Way too close to each other So you think Just consonants You think if If we're in a simulation Like the glitch is Wales Yes Not just

The glitch isn't Wales The glitch is just their language Yeah I'd say that The Wales is the glitch It is the anomaly Why are you so racist Against the Welsh I'm not a pretty lovely place

Bungus the Thirth It's 3-TH They're being like a joke Okay They've got a really good profile picture actually It's the Home Alone kid Edited to be Jared Leto's Joker

That's very good But they say as an Australian listener Oh this is in reference to talking about My dog's eating spiders Because it's spider season As an Australian listener I can confirm that my dog Would eat the bugs and spiders

The more venomous spiders don't do exploring, so my dog used to just eat Huntsman and Daddy Longlegs. What do you mean, just eat Huntsman? Yeah, they're fucking scary. Like, we were complaining about, like, well, that's the biggest spider I've ever seen it. It's like a few inches big.

These fucking things, they're meaty. I can, like, imagine Argy and Paisley. Do you think they would? Yeah, Paisy would, I think. They would definitely instinctually chase it. I don't know about killing it. They're quite large. Are they fast?

Yes. Are Huntsman fast? I don't know. I don't know, bro. But Anora Aughtsack said, my dog ate a June bug, also known as a cicada. Took him a while to chew it.

Sounds like he was eating stale Doritos. That's actually quite a good description of the, like, bug kind of dryness. Yeah, I mean, I've eaten bugs. Oh, we've all scoffed down a few bugs on the cut-ust. Have we? Well. If life is the cut-us, then yes. No, I mean, I literally have.

I've eaten Scorpion, along with James, back in cooking with Rubin, I ate a locust. That's right. That's what I said. Why do we have those? Like dried. It was a Christmas gift. It was a joke, I think, birthday present. It was just a bag of dried locust and meal worms.

So I've eaten worms, scorpion and locust if anyone was interested. Damn. Well, continuing on this note, Sandvich 87 says, I've read that even chicken are able to eat venomous spiders. So even in places like Australia, keeping chickens in your back garden is actually a good way to deal with spiders. Chickens are absolutely mental. Wait, chickens eat spiders?

Dude, chickens eat like mice and rats and shit that go in. They will pet them to death, yeah. Like, they'll eat anything. Oh, I'm down with chickens. I would happily have chickens in my garden. Yeah, kind of makes me want them. Yeah, for sure. It basically won't fucking murder them and pluck up.

him on the spot? Yeah. Then you have another problem though. And that's foxes. That's what you got argue for. Argue would not do, argue to get fucked up by fox. Dusk Plains says I had a similar dog experience. It was a sunny day and me and my

dog, Bolt, was sitting on the back doorstep. A pigeon landed on the grass, then my dog woofed and chased after it. The pigeon tried to escape but panicked and flew straight into the shed, hurting itself. Bolt got to it first and threw it up in the air. It It was quite a sudden intense scenario and I struggled to get bolt back into the house as he kept circling around the pigeon.

The pigeon was badly injured and sort of popped its head into itself and kind of planted itself next to the garden gate. The next day my neighbour encountered the same pigeon due to it crawling across the road to his house. Later in the day it flew away safe. Sweet. That could be like a really intense movie from the pigeon's perspective. I was told recently that pigeons like owls like see the world at a different rate so they see everything faster

so a car coming at them is much slower if that makes sense yeah I know what you mean it's like watching something at a higher frame rate but still because don't insects work in a similar way and that's how flies are able to dodge your bullshit so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so the funny thing to me in this scenario is that this pigeon, slow-mo, like, flew into his shed. Like, it means it knows that shed is coming long before it hits it. This, some comment is literally just the revenant, but with a pigeon.

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's like the real revenant, because the real scenario is that the guy that he wanted revenge on just got away. Oh, right, yeah, not quite as satisfying. Yeah. A power couch says We don't necessarily use our dog against spiders

But we kind of use her to locate rats and their paths What? And their paths? It's what Power Couch said, man If he wants to find their paths Like it's a video game I'll take his word for it Yeah, you can track them with the scent, I guess Yeah

And finally on this horrible topic Dad Angus Jones says On the subjects of dogs slash Eating Fighting Snakes When I was in like fourth grade We had to give away my dog Because the house we were moving into didn't allow dogs We gave it to a close family friend

Who lived near an empty field Filled with dead bushes and plants and all there Two or so years went by Without seeing my old dog Or the family friend And the friend invited to us to a birthday party When we went and saw our dog The friend explained that the dog

Often would run around the field And hunt rattlesnakes for fun I believe he had been bitten many times And ended up being completely completely fine with little to no injuries. So I think he became immune to the poison. Jesus. There are people that they're like men that do this.

They like collect snakes and they purposefully get bitten by them. And over time become resilient so then they can use their blood for anti-venom. There are like people out there that do that. I've watched like channels of this mental guy who just like grabs like these incredibly potent snakes and just holds it to his arm doesn't even flinch. puts it back in the box and he's like, oh, yeah, that was a lot that time. He doesn't phase it.

At what point do you think that's a good idea that I will just seek out like intense agonizing pain because... I mean, you must be a fan of snakes to do something like that. I'm a fan of snakes, but I'm not going to let them bite me.

Just because, just because. But like, this dog's become a little snake hunter. An unstoppable snake. What's the snake going to do? What can it even do now? Yeah, if the poison doesn't work, then the snake's done. There's nothing it can fucking do

It's just what like a bored dog That's in a field load of snakes It's just naturally just I need that fucking adrenaline Yeah I guess Right that's the under housekeeping then We got topics do we I've probably got the odd bit

The house is finally clean And it will be for the next Few episodes That's not a topic Do you have a topic or I have something we can talk about Yeah I've got a topic No don't lie don't fucking lie

I'm not lying let him speak Alex come on well Jim boy who cried wolf match no but this time we know there's there's junk in the trunk if you will

do it not that's not my subject there's junk in the trunk you said that's your subject no it's yours what do you mean who's gonna who's topic

I'm not talking about that okay what's your topic I was just gonna say how full metal jacket is not it's not a movie that can be enjoyed by normal You sound like such a Reddit, fucking Reddit twat.

What do you mean? No, I'm just saying that I have finally watched that movie. Should have done it a long time ago. And it just, it just gave me, like, strange. It gave you strange. What did you think about it? Did you like it? Yes, it's a very good movie, like an extremely good movie.

But it's, in my mind, when you just, finish saving private wine wine that's like a completely different like journey yeah and the journey of full metal jacket is I can't put my finger on it it's not like uh it's in a way not a good one I mean it's not supposed to be like a happy tale yeah but it's just I just find that movie bizarre

I think I need to re-watch it yeah well it's a critique of the Vietnam War but it's just like I was reading up on it and apparently like all the when it came out nobody saw it in that way It was just like fast and fewer They just watched it

It was just like Yeah, it was good Yeah, there are loads of movies like that I just don't get it Like that movie There's so many little layers To that movie And then a lot of people

Just take it as War movie, cool It's like I don't get that So I mean when it's say like It's just it's a weird movie That's what I'm saying I need to watch Apocalypse Now eventually

So would your parents not enjoy it No, but no There's too many messages And meanings James, it's got too much meaning it's too complex it's giving me strange um

do you think a movie um do you think a movie that you that isn't entertaining can still be good yes and I had the perfect example of this okay shoot um

because I've got a different viewpoint depending on what you say it's a movie I never would have watched if not for Sardonicast, but it's like a nearly four-hour long, like, French movie about a woman, like, cleaning her house. It's called Gian Delmon, what's that, man? Sounds shit. It does sound shit, but...

And it makes you kind of angry while you're watching it. But it's one of those things where it's, like, the intent, it's going for a certain intent, and it, like, achieves it. So, I can't really fault it for that. Why would you watch four-hour movie? it's like an artistic statement isn't it there's actually a movie I do plan to watch it's the longest movie ever made the human condition

oh yeah I think I've seen that on IMDB you're gonna watch it are you yeah because I read that people were comparing full metal jacket to it like the first part of full metal jacket is that whole movie those movies so I'm like it's got a really interesting premise

so why not I need to find it and see if I watch it how long is it nine and a half hours okay and it's not like episodes no it's basically full movies it's like three full movies

that are different parts of a movie but all together it's nine hours and that's technically if you watch it let me know yeah it might take me a good five weeks to do it I'll try but what makes a

non entertaining movie good if it has artistic merit yes do you not think that the artistic merit it has to be of a certain like quality of height

yeah and then it becomes incredibly subjective I mean it's subjective anyway we were just saying with James like yeah but I mean there are movies that just like bombard you with so much entertainment

that I mean like let's just say I think if there's no entertainment but there's like a deeper message and there's you know artistic stuff then you know it makes it enjoyable but if it's like, Evangelion, where it's all shit and boring, and then the deeper meaning is shit. I know, I say it to annoying people, because I actually really like Evangelion.

The reason I asked the question is because of the movie, I'm thinking of ending things. I have brought it up before, haven't I? Yeah, before I'd seen it. Yeah. Right, yeah. But now that you've seen it, do you understand my perspective? Yeah, I don't hold it against anyone for not enjoying movies like that. The thing is, it's not that I didn't enjoy it.

it's it it's an experience I've never had with a movie before where like I I didn't enjoy a single bit of it but the whole thing together like I appreciated like certain ideas and shots but I never found it to be like exhilarating in the moment or like yeah grabbing my attention even though it was a film where like I didn't pick up my phone and scroll through Twitter or right yeah Instagram or whatever yeah I don't know like it is a thing with just just taste and it's something the internet doesn't like the internet doesn't like um individual tastes it likes defining your taste and then making fun of everyone else's taste that's kind of like what it's turned into especially with movies the the level of like I don't know that everyone has their different levels of like yeah I'm at this point with my taste so I'm shit on everyone who's below my taste type stuff

and just get sick of that kind of shit But there is a thing as well when I was watching that movie it's like I feel as though this is objectively great but I mean

this is a bad example for me because I did end up really liking the movie I do think it's great but it gets to a point when you're in all these communities and whatnot where you're like, what is actually your opinion? What the, what is

my opinion on this movie? How much my influence by my quote unquote peers? Especially with movies like that where like, sometimes movies like that end and you're like what was the point of that? What am I

supposed to interpret from that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I think that's valid and but also poo-pooing something just because it is kind of weird and different is also bad to do, you know? Yeah. Like if you'll put it on for 20 minutes

and are like, this just is too weird for me. But even with not like a whole community, when I jump on a letterbox to review a movie and you've already seen it and I see your score, my opinion does get influenced. Right. Especially if it's like wildly different

than like how you're feeling in the moment and you say, wait this person rated it that yeah exactly what have I missed about it then yeah yeah yeah I know what you mean it's it's really hard at that point to be able to watch something and then just say what you actually think

yeah this is why um I don't read or watch anything about movies before I see it myself but I think you you can still be influenced afterwards yeah yeah there's no doubt yeah I'm not saying like I'm not influenced by anyone of course I am

there are steps you can take to try and minimize the you know yeah no i i agree but i think like were you saying when you write a review or something during the writing process you won't look at other people's opinion yeah like for example i haven't watched ralph's video on cats yet because i know i'll eventually probably do a video on that because it's in the bottom 100 yeah yeah okay

i haven't watched anyone's review on that movie you know, there are certain ones I just avoid because I'm just waiting for the time. Jim, do you want to go into yours or one of mine? Um, because I do have one. I do have something I want to bring up. I just want to bring up one of James's pet peeves. Hmm.

And it sort of ties into a sort of ongoing jar thing. and that's shoes shoes how's that got to do with my pet peeve because when we come up here the majority of the time today's a bad example but the majority of the time I'm wearing shoes and you guys aren't and I hate it

why do you really have to go into this because this here this here is carpet shoes are dirty shoes on carpet doesn't feel like home it doesn't feel comfortable If someone's wearing shoes in a room with carpet.

What about slippers? I don't feel comfortable and I don't feel like you're actually chilling because you're wearing shoes. Shoes is like a doing. You, it's like, it's like shoes is you're going out, you're doing things. When you're at home watching TV, watching a movie, you're not doing things, you're relaxing. So you wear the attire to do that. Shoes isn't that. But you're saying if I'm wearing shoes and I'm relaxing, but I'm wearing shoes and you can see that.

it makes you not relaxed. Yeah, I just, it feels weird, because I've always grown up in a household where shoes, shoes off at the door. Shoes off at the door. So the house always feels like a home. So when people wear shoes, it's just like, if my parents are walking the bottom floor of shoes on,

they're doing shit, they're going out soon. My parents aren't sitting around upstairs in the lounge of shoes on while they're watching TV for two hours. So the shoes on carpet makes, it just messes my mind up because I'm so not used to it. It just doesn't feel white. Like, if anyone wore shoes, in my house they'd be fine i'd be they'd be getting a good telling off because you don't especially

with carpet i respect that if it's your house yeah but this isn't i know it's not but is the jar set and v i here for where do you stand on this shoe thing um i think it depends on the house first of all and it depends on what's on the floor like i think in this house for me shoes is bottom floor thing I personally never wear shoes up but I don't

like unless I'd like just cleaned everything I would probably wouldn't say to take them off do you do you never just put your shoes on and keep them on no because I

my ideal is barefoot yeah that's your socks because that's really comfortable I'm saying even for that My ideal is nothing I want my feet bare I want that shit breathing It's comfortable

I like wearing shoes Like once they're on for the day I don't really want to take them off The only reason I took them off today was because my feet got soaking wet Walking here in the room That's bizarre Yeah no I want my feet

Breathing And my feet can't breathe When they're in shoes Yeah in summer it is a different thing But especially when the weather's cold and it just means Slips for bro

Yeah you just get slippers I don't own slippers You just buy some then Well actually I do own slippers I did buy some But um Because in lockdown I knew I wasn't really

gonna be going to be going many places But to me wearing shoes all the time Means I'm ready for anything But it's just like It doesn't take on your seat off though Because you're always ready for action

No Prepare for the worst But expect the best no yes you just wear so that is just wearing socks because then you're prepared to put shoes on but no

because what if suddenly you're lying in bed with his shoes on no I'm lying in bed fully dressed wearing a suit just in case something happens in the middle of the night that forces you're out of burden you got to go running

you got a sprint no obviously I don't I don't wear shoes or socks in bed this is why this is why this is why give multiple pairs of shoes. Because I have the nice shoes

when I'm actually like going out shopping and whatnot. So if an emergency happens I need to get out of the house quickly, I'm putting on the fucking shoes that I get on instantly. They're just feet and go.

No, this is another thing. I tend to own one pair of shoes and just wear the fuck out of them. And then buy a new part different there. No, that's why you're doing it wrong. No, I don't think you can say I'm doing it wrong. No, no, no, no.

This is your logic. Instead of just having one pair, you do. Do I do? You wear the fuck out of them, but you don't bin them. You have them as the, it's an emergency, I need to get out. No, but they're all an emergency pair. They're an everything pair. Yeah, but that's because you wear them all the time.

Well, yeah. That's the problem. No, that's not the problem. That's the solution to all your problems. No. It's not. Because then you're not comfortable. I am comfortable. I wear them so goddamn much. I don't even realize I'm wearing and that's why I never take them off. They're brilliant. If I'm seen watching a movie at night in a round,

in a comfortable lounge and you've got sus on on carpet i'm gonna be like bro what is that how are you comfortable it's not it doesn't weak comfort it dude adidas trainers dude they just um yeah because i got to have a separate pair for walking dogs yeah can't wear my every days no i get that and obviously i've got like walking boots but they aren't for anything i than muddy terrain right and putting them on it's a slog you know i putting taking shoes on and off to me is a part of it's just a segment in time i cut out of my life no but it's barely any time it takes five seconds to undo a shoelace not even that yeah and double that to time up?

Per foot. Per foot. Oh yeah, because I'm... No, but what would you... Yeah, and let's say... No, how many days do you live in your life? Too many. Quite a lot, right?

Yeah, a few. Say it's 10 seconds every day. Which is extreme. That's an extreme example. No, if, like you say, you're taking your shoes on and off multiple times a day... Well, no, because if I'm... If anything, that's... If I'm going out and having to take shoes... on and off, I wear the shit

shoes where to get them on, it's just literally foot in, to get them off, it's foot off. There's no shying shoelaces. That's something you're doing wrong. No, that's not, because they're fucking shoes anyway. Because I take my shoes on and off so irregularly, it's like an act

of beauty, you know? You really put time and effort into... It's like the airlock... Yeah. When they come off. Yeah. And all the this foot smag smag smell. your shoes are just so much worse in terms of smell like you'd have to do more maintenance

no because they're really high quality adidas like breathable technology sort of if you're spending if your foot's in your shoes what 10 plus hours a day every day those shoes are going to need more maintenance more cleaning more deodorizing this is another life hack that I've discovered myself your shoes get dirty, right?

Yeah. Just keep them on and they'll clean themselves. Just through walking. But that doesn't clean the inside. The inside will need to be cleaned more often. I don't wear white either. I don't wear white shoes. No, but if you're wearing shoes that much more,

the insides will need to be clean more often. Which is... Alex, how often do you clean the insides of your shoes? Literally never... Exactly. I go outside and I do this. Yes, what you're saying to front of everyone is that the inside of your shoes fucking weak which is a bad it's a turn off it's a turn off you don't want that who am I trying to turn on on my empty shoes

hypophysical situation smelly shoes and feet is bad do I think the opposite based on the jar cast comments there there are people that have people that have. There's just as, for the record, there's just as much stench from James's foot as mine. There you go. Okay, when did you put those socks on? How fast are they? I put them on it. Exactly. Instantly, instantly let, newer than mine. Yeah, surely the sock thing is kind of like the underwear, like you don't need to wash jeans every day because you wear underwear, so the gross parts aren't touching it. Surely it's a similar idea with what socks are for. Are they clean socks, James? Uh, they were clean.

You were here preaching why you're not even wearing clean socks. He wears dirty socks and then preachers and meat out shoe hygiene. I didn't say I did. I didn't say I did. It's just like... When were they clean? Like fucking this morning. No, you've changed the story now that... No, I haven't.

The game is... We need a gym can't swim on this shit right now. Let me explain. Get up. Walking to shops. Put them on. Firm on the floor. Take them off on floor.

Because I'm not wearing shocks in my house. Go today. I'm taking the shops. those socks that are already dirty technically, technically, but they're not... So you've only worn them to go to the shop? And now, yeah, which is just... That's fair enough. Yeah, that is fair enough.

But even then, even then, I don't do that shit. Yeah, because you're wearing the socks constantly. Mine touch skin, basically for 10 minutes, and then that's it. Because I don't wear them constantly. I'm barefoot. So, my socks technically are cleaner because it's had less foot in. The thing is, I'm not saying I'm right, and I'm obviously in the minority. in terms of, like, the world.

No, but this is like... A normal thing in America is wearing socks in house. I'm pretty sure... No, I mean just wearing, like, a pair of shoes. I would have a normal thing is not to wear shoes inside. I'm pretty sure it's like a cultural thing. From what my understanding was that America do it a lot more than us. Like...

But again, surely it depends on your house layout. Yes. Like, if you have a hard floor and, like, dogs and cats and shit, a lot of people who don't care on, like, the bottom floor. No, that... this might lead into why I behaved this way because do you remember when we had flossie our dog yeah you walk into the kitchen she has had a drink and dribbled everywhere you could not you cannot walk in that you could not walk in that

kitchen and not get your foot soaking wet yeah and I have the same problem now which is why I wear flip-flops indoors like yeah but if I put my shoes on dunzo for the day dunzo never a problem if you get the socks wet you just put new socks on

that solves the problem yeah but then you've wasted a pair of socks how many of all the things we own we own more socks than anything else it's okay using two pairs in one day I don't think I've ever done because water isn't dirt

water is just water so you just dry them so that's not actually wasting anything you just put another pair of socks on if needed if they're just drying yeah what's the problem with that exactly but I do I do get you where you're coming from because sometimes they'll like jibble like fucking grass and shit and yeah yeah and it makes the bottom floor mess but I get that

so I will not hold judgment against you there you go productive little topic there learned a lot too much so just buy two pairs of shoes then you going into the half like pod of the cast no but that's another thing because shoes are actually quite expense they're not how much do you think shoes are what do you mean how much do I think shoes are I bought my shoes how much were they like 60 quid you're all bipped off you just go on the

outlook website and you get in for dirt cheap how much did you get yours 36 pound that's that's still like a decent amount of money I got my trainers in swindon for about that 30 quid really and to be honest I honestly I'm probably telling a fib I would also say that shoes work with the bigger the feet the more expensive they are and I've got big feet and actually mine are really kind of a lot more expensive so I've got like pig hooves they should be so cheap

yeah ask you what size you are and you're like the trotters should we make a like a yeezy shoe brand to Joe Kanye can you design something from the trotters

design the trotters the yezy trotters Fuck You'd be fucking ugly That'd be sweet I don't know about you guys But I got one last thing I want to bring up Before we in this segment

It's just a little anecdote Based on something I experienced today Oh no I listen to podcasts While I'm like doing misch jobs and stuff I was listening to one That I had to actually turn off Because I was just getting so annoyed

You know we call We jokingly refer to podcast as the Seinfeld reference as the podcast about nothing right yeah and I was listening to this podcast that really got me thinking like I guess we're not the fucking only ones you mean we're not the only show they're not the only podcast about nothing because I was listening to this this podcast I listened to some gaming podcasts right and I was just there like doing my thing and it just twigged at one point because the conversation was literally it was like a round table though and going around describing their like pre-order experience

of like, so what's your pre-order story of how you snagged? That's not about nothing though. It was about nothing, bro. If you heard the conversation, it was like a fucking 30-minute segment on their pre-order stories. Yeah, but are they then talking about shitting blood and having diarrhea stories? Like, no, bro, that's structure, bro. No, no, no, because it was like... No, you stop making us sound generic, bro.

We're not like that, bro. That's not about nothing, bro. It's not about nothing, bro. No, because what I'm going to say is, it's worse. I'd say it's worse than being about nothing. Like that to me, it was like such a vapid conversation. I was like, I can't. Yeah, that's...

And I've got high boundary for that kind of vapid shit. Well, surely then none of those hosts had charisma and chemistry between each other. It is one that's like, I only listened to because it's quite, it has like informative content. So whenever they come onto topics that are like, So what's your little backstory on how you managed to snag a pre-order for the new content? soul it's like that's gay as fuck yeah exactly throw it

beat that yeah yeah no I'm leaving it I don't mean it in that way but that being said what is your pre-order story

so my pre-order story was I've got one actually was going to the early morning release of a game expecting there to be hundreds of people and there was nobody

and it was just me just I'll tell you my pre-order story I'll tell you exactly what happened I was like oh it isn't the pre-orders open today this is at like midday

I'd go to like the website add one to my bag go to the checkout whatever I start checking out and then the website is glitches and I'm just like just press X and then just forget about it do you want to hear my pre-order story

go on I might have already told this story I'm not on charge funnily enough but it was my pre-order for portal T I don't remember this Alex will So I was

Hyped man I was I still am a valve Shill You were This was the peak Half-Life experience shill Yeah yeah

This was Because I'd only played Like Portal 1 and Half-Life 2 Was it 2011 A few years before Yeah yeah Because I didn't play those games Then I was like 14

Um And Day of release Get Home It's like On the way home It's gonna be there.

Yeah, we should talk about it because if there was a game coming up, we'd be riding home like, actually fast, that fucking Halo Reach Day. We're so lucky we're alive. Halo Reach almost killed us. But, no, I get home and it hasn't arrived, and I'm fucking bummed.

Yeah, no, your whole day just becomes void. Yeah. You're like, what can I even do with myself? You go through the whole school day, like, only this many more hours. I'm going to work really hard because I know I'm getting this shit when I get home and then it's not there.

No, I knew that feeling so well. Yeah. It fucked you up. Yeah, it hurt. And then the next day, I get home. It's not there. Alex is there first. Mm-hmm.

And I get home and I'm like, is it here? And you're like, no. It's not here. Sorry, Jim. And I'm like, fuck. And then it must have been like half an hour went by and then it turned out Alex had pranked me and just hidden it. Just fucking hidden portal two, which I was so hyped for.

but the thing that fucking piss me off the most you opened it or like took the cellar phone off yeah you've done all of that you've taken it out of the Amazon packaging or whatever it was it was addressed to me motherfucker and you open this shit

because I would have come in and be like I know what that is yeah yeah you opened it what it is yeah let's just check you opened it and then hit it no that's the worst because when you've got a new game

and it's like sightable tearing and you're like back then when you could like only get a physical copy And you wanted to see You didn't have that experience a lot Of actually having a brand new game Yeah No, that is definitely something that's lost now

Yeah Oh yeah That new game feeling Where you get this physical thing And it's like And it's the fresh paper that smells gorgeous And the disc When you don't

When you unclick the disc You don't do it quickly Because you want to do it slowly So it pops out really well And you're like Oh my God I miss that But yeah

Alex you're a horrible person Yeah it was just I just couldn't help myself That was your trolling age though So obviously it was like to troll you Yeah, that's when you were You'd given up on video games And Yahoo Answers was your favourite entertainment

But of course I knew That I'm pretty sure I did that more than once Yeah, you did I remember being Pre-order games You used to be very funny about me Like playing your games Because you thought they were yours

And I didn't deserve them And I remember finding it quite funny When I'd pre-order GEOD BTO 5 obviously getting home and you were playing it no you you had played it yeah yeah I didn't I by then I was like 16 I was I didn't give a shit yeah but no yeah I stopped caring at a certain point but it's just like just a little monster aren't you when you're fucking yeah it was it's just all about like being what's mine is mine yeah like one-upping each other and shit it's just the brother one-uping each other and shit it's just the brother

way in it. Yeah. I'm sure some jarlings can relate. Yeah, I only had sisters, so I can't relate. Did your sisters never tease you, James? No, they just stuck those. They sticker bombed my womb. So they teased you then?

No, but no, because I have a phobia of stickers. Wait, they sticker bombed your room and you have a phobia of stickers. Literally, they stuck horse stickers on every surface in my room. Oh, that kind of explained. So you already had the fear and then they did that in response. They traumatized me, and they found it funny. And I was like, actually having. a panic attack and they were like

screaming of laughter yeah bruh literally I'm always paranoid about stickers now because of them so that's actually what this background is it's actually your sisters yeah that's the start

well that makes a lot more sense why didn't you lead with that otherwise you just sound like yeah I'm terrified of stickers yeah without any context you were already fearful but that pushed it to the next level

trauma event related to my phobia but then no because if I of it, it makes it sound I only scared of it because of the trauma when that's not the case. Well, come back after these messages for the number one console pre-order podcast.

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like a big leather jacket you know the trench coat yeah trench coat sort of thing Matrix style yeah school shootery style and as he's like walking past me he said

you didn't expect me and super he was like an insoledged lord type and just kept going but he didn't like turn and say it to me he just like said it to himself and kept going maybe he was like high on something or he has his spurges or something like that well it was fucking weird but I thought it was like Skyrim when you're in the wrong place and an enemy comes

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Thank you again. The trailer for zombie shop Welcome to the second half of episode 234 Where we answer questions from the Reddit 234 Yeah I forgot the number 234 Look I'll start

Two Three This is the part where we answer questions from the jar cast community Head over to the suggestion on our subreddit, ask us whatever you like. Joseph Zed Khan, long-time jarling's gonna start us off with this multi-layered question. Thoughts on eating the following foods with a knife and fork.

Number one, pizza. Wrong. Wrong. No. Number two, pancakes. Yes. Yes, fine. Correct.

Number three, burgers. Fuck no. Wrong. Yeah. Four, samosas. I haven't had samoses. I would, depends on the four. right? And how hot they are. Yeah, yeah. Number five, noodles. No, yes, obviously.

Uh, fork, not a knife and fork. Yeah, maybe just a fork. Yeah. Fork and spoon, maybe. And finally, number six, slices of cake. Again, not a knife, but a fork, yeah, cut with a knife. A spork, sorry, a spork thing. Yeah, I can't stand people... Yeah, like a spoon fork where you... It's more like a... Oh, though, it's like a pudding... Yeah, just a pudding. A gnaut fork, no fork. A nork?

Random Minion X.D. has one for us. I've only just noticed that Argy and Paisley never seem to have collars on. How come? Is it just easier to put them on when you walk them? Or do you just prefer not to have them? I'm amazed that they even notice this, to be honest. Yeah? Fair play. But it is just a me thing.

I just have a personal vendetta against collars. It just makes dogs less. cute. Yeah, I don't want to see the human stamp on them. Yeah, they're not like slaves to me. They're animals. They deserve their freedoms. Like, yeah, if I could be in my birthday suit at all times and not have to wear

something around my neck, then I probably would prefer it. James, would you prefer to be in your birthday suit full stop or in your birthday suit with a choker on? Obviously, with the choker on. James doesn't count for that, Jim. okay no I was just wondering what's your opinion

bro what do you think well yeah because we again going back to flossie she had a collar on for most of her life and then towards the end until I got fed up with it

and just would always take it off because when you took it off she just had like a dent yeah like it changed the way her fur was growing she looked like a Lego dog you know like if her head was put onto her body

it was like two separate bits and I yeah see my parents My parents put a collar on Gaius, but you know you put a collar on so you can have the little tag of the name. Yeah, yeah. Gaius just fucking ripped it off.

So they put a collar on him that doesn't even have a name tag. It's just a collar, it's the point. But if I take it off, they'll have a go at me. It's like, what's the fucking point? Taking this topic a little further, what do you think of collars on cats? I've never owned a cat, so...

Yes, because then you know they're coming. I mean, aesthetic's different to perhaps californ. no but the reason your dogs don't have a collar is aesthetic and you know it makes a nice stroke you've no stupid bit of fabric in the way well yeah you stroke cats you know yeah I'm sure it'd be similar but right unless you put the little bell on to stop them murdering yeah but that's the thing because the bells don't work yeah the bells don't work I say unless you have like a useless cat

I'm sure those exist. Yeah, yeah, but then you don't need a collar. I'd say yes on a cat. Because if you do see a cat about a collar, you instantly think it is a stray. Yeah, true. They are more independent. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, more independent, I'd say, yeah, because at least then if they get, if they end up in, you know, some cats will literally just walk hundreds of miles, just fuck off somewhere else.

So at least then they know people will be like, oh, this cat that belongs in Wales. Why is it in wedding? I don't think they do tend to do that. No, they stay, it's scientifically proven, I'm pretty sure. GPS that they stay in like a certain radius of where they can always find that way him yeah yeah yeah Richard the head asks how high were you in the squash on the rocks episode high on squash do you remember that yeah I don't know if you'd call it high drunk maybe swunk that they're very well yes I won't definitely any of them I was completely

no you were swunk as well we were all we were all drinking squash yeah we were swung we were drinking squash well that shit's pure when you don't water it down well yeah even even the reject sugar shit it's going to send you like into a new dimension yeah you're gonna and on a similar note kanda

picker says yo ming is have you ever thought about doing an episode while high on something if you haven't already done that you cheeky bastards I for one think it would be extremely entertaining especially the thought of an intoxicated James on video what are yo y'all's thought on that

Personally, my own thoughts, it's not something we really would do. We're kind of above that shit on this channel, to be honest. Yeah, like, we didn't... Sorry, we don't need that kind of shit to be funny. Yeah. Like, we're already there. Sorry. Mm-hmm.

And me actually plastered is messy. As we discovered last week. Yeah. Ain't happening anytime soon. Dick the head has this to say. This is right after the other. user called Richard the head. So this is someone different. For Alex and Jamie, what, what James opinion confuses you the most?

All of them. For me, it's, for some rate, the thing that jumps to my head is red dead too for some reason. It doesn't, it doesn't really confuse me, though. Yeah, I'm not like left stunned by it. But I'm just like... It's just the classic James. The thing with James is that... It got to a point where, like, I knew James... I know James well enough that...

The fact that it's surprising... isn't surprising. Yeah, I know what you mean. No, I'm in the same, but that's what I mean... It's hard to describe. Yeah, I mean, I guess the crispy bacon thing. No. We're not getting back into that.

No, we're not doing... That's just my answer, okay? End of. Nat figure asks, why is Alex's PC the size of an AC unit? It is fucking monstrous. It is huge, but I've never had any heating problems with it. Ventil it is really well. There's one thing I learnt,

proven... Cases make your PC hotter. What do you mean? The case... Well, the case has an effect on the way it runs. Yeah, it makes it hotter. Well, it depends, like, what you're talking about, bro. Yeah, see, your GPU temperatures would be hotter with the case on.

That's facts. Yeah, but the case is to negate, like, dust and stuff. You don't want just, like, a bare, just bare pieces on the floor. I have had a, just a bare PC for literal months now, it's fine. What, you've, like, you've taken it out of the case. No, because we were playing cod. You'll start having problems, though, bro. We were playing cod, you know, join their...

heat wave. No, I remember this. And my GPU temperature started going red to like 101. So I was just like, boys, this is hot, so I was just like, there and then, just fucking took all the stuff off. You sure that's not just because that PC is fucking ancient?

No, because as soon as I took all the K, I didn't take all of the Ks. I took it on one side, one side, seven degree difference in GPU temperatures, which is quite good. But my PC now goes to a DOS boot menu when I turn it on it.

So it could be on its way out. But it's proven if your PC is overheating No, but I only did that because it was like a heat wave It was like 30 fucking 5 degrees outside Yeah PCs are like horribly They won super high temperature Explosive kangaroo has this to say Hello jar boys, I have a question

Is getting a driver's license worth it right now I don't feel like I need one at the moment But maybe it's a good time to get one Because the issue isn't pressing Any advice would be much appreciate Do it as soon as you can Yep, I agree Yeah if you can do it as you can do it

do it do it don't don't even see don't even see yeah you regret it i regret it yeah do it it's literally as soon as you turn 17 just fucking do it or if you can sometimes earlier in other countries the second you can do it do it like because when the longer you wait it's done well yeah the longer you wait the more of an inconvenience it becomes because then because then they'll get to a point where you need it and it's just like you've got like mutual months and chances are you'll have more responsibilities by your yeah harder to manage to just do it as soon as you can literally if you you in quote like we're in a somewhat lockdown you can do lessons do it just do it thank you saying that though it is a weird time like I don't know have you had any lessons with the new

parameters like what you wear monday just gone how was it you just wore masks I guess um yeah back windows were open do they have to like track do you have to give them like well I suppose they really have all your details. Yeah, I mean, the, it masks, and before you get in, they just wipe everything down.

Right. That should have been done originally, to be honest. You're getting in someone's car than multiple people at the moment of day. Yeah, they probably should. Yeah, just do it.

Just do it. A underscore username, 1917, says, role play. As the cast in an ultimate universe where James isn't piss a dick. uh it seems just be normal carson no let's let's just introduce it as if it is the other world

good afternoon good afternoon is that the intro yeah in this universe everything's fucked um um so guys let's do a round table and talk about our pre-orders right i'm pre-ordered piss a dick rick now let's all just say the same story about how we sat there and refreshed Amazon. Tell me your funniest gamer moment with people online. So who is kind of winning the console battle at the moment? Is, wait, is the roleplay not meant to be to do with Pissadik? Or is it just the...

No, it's just the cast in an ultimate universe where James, like, didn't create Pissadik. Oh, right, yeah. We'd have fucking nothing to talk about. Yeah. It would just be silence and pre-order. No, the cast just wouldn't exist. Yeah. That's the honest truth.

So you're admitting it now? Yeah, I made piss-dick. You heard it here first. I made piss-a-dick and Alex used piss-a-dick in his videos and didn't ask my permission. That's a court case. Imagine if he sued me. Yeah, there's so much evidence of you saying that James is piss-a-dick. he's an open and shut case

I've been playing you all along and I have to like say in front of a court of law like what the truth is yeah but what is the truth Alex get me in court and I'll tell you James tell us the truth James created a piss of it Speaking of

Thurmite says I have to say I really love seeing how James has changed Over the course of the podcast By opening up to new experiences When I was around 18 to 20, I was pretty much the same as he was, a bit scared, not too comfortable talking about stuff that I weirdly like, and if someone poked fun at it, anime and mecks and all. I was genuinely pretty scared of alcohol and smoking the devil's lettuce, out of fear that I'd get addicted or something like that. I'm not saying that James has become more interesting just because of weed and alcohol or something. I just noticed that he's become so much more comfortable in his own skin, and that's nice to see.

Who says Posdax can't have character arcs? Yeah, the sad thing is James is now an alcoholic stoner. Yeah, so... No, I'm not. Lost his job. Lost his license. So, maybe don't follow James' footstep.

No, that would never happen. I'm just playing dog. Any thoughts? Yeah, I'm sick as fuck, mate. There you go. You just, it's natural... You naturally grow. That's all.

That's all we're... Well, yeah, no, that's what's scary, but some people don't. Some people get... Some people literally stay the same way that they are when they're 10, like their whole life. They're just a 10-year-old and adult body. They've like never put... Stop trying to fucking call me out, guys. Sorry, bro.

Yeah, sorry, boy. You didn't mean to. You're right in front of me, I just... Sometimes I get carried away, you know? Samana Bernie says, I'm interested in trying a Soulsborn game, but I have no experience in the genre and don't even know if there's something I would like. I'm interested in Sekiro.

However, it's much more expensive than the rest, and I've heard it's easily the hardest. What, according to The Beast, is the best entry point into the series. Other members can chip in if they'd like. And before you say anything, Jim, a username 1917, who we'd answered a question from earlier,

replied to this saying, honestly, Sekro is harderest only if it's not the first one you play. What do you think about this, Jim? That reply is quite, true. Well, I mean, I can't speak, you could potentially speak on that in the future better than me. I'd have to play more than just Sekaro. Well, yeah, you'd have to, you've started on Sekiro and you'd have to move on to something else. Because I only played Dark Souls 1 and a bit of Bloodborn. I didn't, I didn't, like, finished a tiny bit of Dark Souls 1. You probably played

more Bloodbourne than you did Dark Souls 1. Yeah, I did. Honestly, then got really far on If the difficulty is the thing that you're worried about the most and you own a Pierce 4 or Bloodborn, I genuinely think that's the... But don't you think, like, from playing them myself, like, I think that rep is like... Yeah, no, it's totally wrong. If you have that much patience being the space between the finger and my thumb, you can beat any of these games, bar Dark Souls 2, because that game's just trash. I would say, Sakura. personally from my experience with these games and how obviously it depends on what you like most and shit like that

but as far as accessibility and getting into the life and that one really easy it's the most refined um and the least obtuse one the thing that always put me off on the old ones are like when you die and having to like re-go through areas constantly you have so much freedom of movement in secaro you can kind of skip around things a bit easier if you're like just trying to grind like the same boss over and over it's just can be a bit easier

um but if you're up for it Dark Souls 1 I think you probably get the remaster for pretty cheap yeah I don't know I think I've said Sekaro is the best from soft game in the past but

you think it's Star Wars 1 do you Dark Souls 1 is so ridiculously good like it's actually a game that has still to this day done something that nothing else can do. Really? Being the design of the map. The way that works, no game has ever matched that.

Not even them themselves. No, they... What is it about that, though, that they can't recapture? What's so complicated about it? I have no idea, and I don't know why or how they did it so well. And not even them, but nobody's been inspired by that and given it a shot. Maybe it's just that hard. Like, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it.

Well, it's a thing. of as well I think committing to like it it can be a bit of a ball lake when you've had to go to somewhere in the world and then you've got to go to somewhere else in the world like no fast travel yeah but having it designed in in a way where you're learning all these different routes and shit I don't know it's like the limitations that it has makes it so much better it's more like a classic video game. Yeah. You know?

Yeah, I could understand that. And that's why Dark Souls 1 is better than Bloodbourne, by far. Because so many people say that, like, they're on the same level. Like, to me, it's not even close. Sekaro is better than Bloodbourne, and Dark Souls 1 is better than both of them. Damn. So, my impression was that the Souls community didn't rank Sekaro quite as high as... No, they don't.

A lot of people say it's Dark Souls 2 tier, with Dark Souls. so there's three being at the bottom. Yeah, they seem so fucking different. It's almost not even fair to compare in my mind. Just from playing Bloodbourne and Secreur, the sandboxes are so immensely different. I don't. Yeah.

No, I think Bloodbourne, I don't really understand why people are so crazy about that one in particular. Are you sure it's not like that? art direction in the setting. Yeah, that is a big, like, I remember when it was, like, announced and it came out is what

everyone was talking about. Yeah, it is incredible. No one could deny the art direction in that game. And again, that game is awesome, but it's just not Sekiroa and it's not Dark Souls 1. Interesting. T.D.T. Bar has won

for us. You're getting a takeaway from a chippy, and it's a special offer where you get like a quid off. if you get one of two things. Curry sauce or mushy peas. Which do you take and why? Curry sauce? Curry sauce.

Um... For me it depends on the quality of the chippy. As well. Because you can have shitty mushy peas and like awesome mushy peas. Yeah, but I feel like... And also curry sauce you can regret as well. That's... No, that's a very...

Very good point. Because curry sauce, no matter the quality, you will regret. Like, it's just not good for your stomach. Yeah, mushy peas is just mush peas, I mean. Yeah, I mean. Garbage. Nah, that's good, bro. You ever been, like, up north and gone to, like, a really nice chippy?

No, so I've never gone up north. But the thing is, the scenario is quite silly. Yeah, because I would just get both. Well, yeah. Even if you do have to under paying an extra, like, £2.50. Mm-hmm. But curry sauce is my final answer. Let's do a couple more.

Jet Seth Radio says, Hey Jar, before my question, just wanted to say that I appreciate the chemistry between the four of you. You guys remind me of a British version of my group of friends with all the goofy in jokes and dumb prequel references. And I find this aspect really makes the cast a blast to listen to because of how relatable I find it. Anyways, I've been asking friends lately if they remembered

interactive banner adverts that were all over the internet in the early to mid 2000s they still are I specifically remember one that went something like would you slap Susan Boyle for $1,000 and it made your cursor

an open hand when you would move your mouse over it it would basically trick you into clicking the ad do you guys remember any weird slash old internet advertisements and if so what are your favourites game on they're not old

they still they don't do that shit anymore no like not like that World of tanks still does it. Wolfunder still does it. Occasionally, but it's a rarity now. It used to be just like, just accepted in normal.

Every ab was that way. Yeah, it was like... Sorry, does the question specify interactive ads or just ads from the old... They just said if you remember interactive banner adverts that are in the internet from...

None really stick out of my mind. The... Yeah, one that sticks out of my mind it was that fucking Minion Sky thing that I scream before for the minions Man Man Boleman. Was that interactive or just a gif?

I'm pretty sure it was interactive. Like you'd like put your mouse over it and clicked it and it like danced or some shit like that, yeah. That wasn't even that long ago, though. That was like four years. Well, the Minion thing. Yeah. It was like right at the beginning of Jha, right? I don't know, bro.

Yeah, because it's a Man Man Boy Boy song. Yeah. Yeah, so it can't be that old. Well, Man Man's pretty old, bro. No, not... Up Down album. That shit's fresh. That's just minty fresh.

That's like seven years old, bro. Is it really? Have you been doing Jarlow 5 plus years, Jim? I made I-H-E in 2013, Jim. No, you didn't. What? Yeah, because I was in college at that time. Fuck me.

But. Okay. I guess I've, like, time travelled or something. Things change quick online. But even then, I feel like, because surely we spent time on, like... Remember that game? Yeah, new grounds...

There was that flash game website. There were just loads of games, like 100 games. Yeah, that was the site. It was like 100 of the most popular games at the time, and it was like a hierarchy list of like... And I can like picture the website in my head, but that ads wasn't really something I focused on. But I...

Speaking of ads, I think that the funniest modern ads are found on porn websites, where it's like... fucking ugly bitches want to fuck near you it's like

why are you advertising that ugly women want yeah like what I prefer the ones

that are like porn versions of like Lois Griffin like some stolen artwork and they're like fuck Lois yourself

with this porn game that will make you nut in 10 seconds they're all like Porn subscription-based ones as well. So those games are really expensive. Just click on them and actually look at it.

Have you ever subscribed to one, James? No. I've never subscribed to like an animated porn like website. Have you ever subscribed to a porn game website? No. Okay, thank you. Just pirate. Yeah, I'm sure.

No, but remember, you don't click ads on Porn Up. If you go on Porn Up, just don't click any ads. Or just use that. well yeah because it's porn up and there's the worst thing on the internet so you know what the just refuse to come on porn love is what I'm saying don't don't use ad block though I'm against that block yeah if it's if the money's going to the porn up then yes I'm using ad block well then don't use porn hub yeah so I'm saying don't use porn hub but don't use ad block either I do on my browser because I

don't watch any good videos videos in my browser I just watch garbage so I'm not giving garbage content creators money. Speaking of... It doesn't even work now. I block doesn't work on YouTube. Yeah, it's still pop up. These tech companies, they're like, they're on it, aren't they? Like, now I've noticed you can't, like, use a VPN to change...

Like, you can't have a VPN on and watch, like, Amazon Prime. It, like, knows. Really? Yeah. That's weird. You can just sign up on the American website and watch the American videos. You don't need a VPN. Because I was paying a subscription.

because I signed up to the Amazon, the US Amazon to watch an anime. I watched that anime. I forgot to counsel the subscription. Three months later and I was getting charged. Didn't realize that it was the American Amazon charging me. Were they charging you in what? Like converted dollars? They were charging me in dollars, but I didn't realize.

I was just like... It doesn't mean you were charged extra as well. Yeah. That's fucked up. At least it's an option, though. No, but you will count. If you can log in your account on the American one. You can log in your account on any Amazon, like, a national website.

Oh, okay. That's your account. But if you, you can buy 10 subscriptions on each account, but you'll only be able to access those descriptions in your billing information and see those purchases in when you go on that national website. It's fucking broken, and it took me ages to figure it out. That is fucked. Damn.

But then there's a thing, I was watching the Grand Tour on the UK version, but I only signed up to that on the American version, but I was on the UK website consuming the subscription I bought in America None of it made fucking sense That is confusing Did you not know it's on like your bank account When you kept being charged for?

Yeah I did A third month in I was just like Wait that's dollars Oh fake wait Oops Yeah then I was just like I went back from my memory And realised that I did sign up to the American one

At some point I didn't mean to either I just put in Amazon on Google And it took me to the US site So that's what I signed up for fucking prime one. Otherwise annual is gonna finish us off.

All right. I have a fleshlight related story. Yes lad. About a month ago, I received my first ever flesh light. If James is wondering, it's the Ice Lady Crystal model. Wait, let me check this one. I think I know your one. Upon receiving it, I was giddy with excitement.

I still live with my parents. As I go to university, it's rare to live on campus here in Australia. So I had to make sure to hide it and only open it. at night. When it reached evening and everyone was asleep, I decided to give it a go. It felt nice, but it was definitely more artificial and required much more lube than the real thing. Just as I was about to finish, I had a massive leg cramp in my calf. This was the first leg cramp I had had in about a year and it felt horrible. Minutes flew by and the pain wasn't going away, only getting worse. I wanted to call out for help because it was genuinely that

painful but I was holding a fleshlight with a bottle of lube next to me in a pile of tissues I wasn't able to get up and hide the evidence due to my leg cramps I was stuck in my bed so I did the only thing I could and threw the fleshlight and lube into my small bin next to my bed thankfully the pain subsided just as I was about to call for help but I can only imagine the embarrassment of my parents walking in on me fleshlight in hand watching the jar cast I never retrieved the fleshlight from my bin due to that experience and after going back and learning what Fleshlight did to the JAR boys and I'm glad I never did. Thanks, boys, game on. So you're just gonna ignore the part and instead he was watching JARCast at the time? I was about to comment on that. Can I just say?

I don't know whether it's an insult or compliment. The stigma against like male sex toys is a bit gross. It's like, why is there? It is weird, isn't it? It's quite unfair. Like, it's not like... Is it they? No, it is.

No, it is. It is, straight up. I feel like the attitude towards like you know dildos and vibrators and it's empowering if you've got

a fucking dildo yeah but if you're fucking jerking off with a flesh like it's a bit different if you found I suppose someone's dildo

I don't think it would just be like yeah what of it they would be embarrassed I guess but I don't think they'd be mocked in quite the same way yeah

yeah Yeah, no, definitely. But that's a problem. Like, what is actually wrong with buying a flashlight? What's wrong with pleasing yourself with a sex toy? Nothing. I never... Dude, I'm fucking way ahead of you on that one.

I'm the one trying to get them to sponsor. I'm a fucking podcast. It's a question. I just don't understand why people are like... Well, I mean, when you search through society, there are tons of double standards. I think the name is a big part of it, though. Yeah, fleshlight is very crude. Yeah.

And funny. It is funny. They're a humorous thing. I think just anything to do with Dix is just inherently humorous, you know. How immature are you? No, dude, like Dildos, like, Saints Row even adopted, like the humor of the Dildo for it. I feel like, I feel like Flashlights are much newer. Yeah.

Well, yeah, they probably are a much newer invention. Well, yeah, so, like, it's going to, it'll get there. I mean, it'll catch up to the Dildo. No, this is the thing about blokes, though. It doesn't, even if it is activity shamed by most, like, I ain't going to stop him doing it or interacting with it. Yeah. And the thing is, it doesn't matter what it is.

I've got nothing to say. Well, I was hoping we were going to go deep on this flashlight thing, but... Well, what do you mean? Go deep inside that flesh. He just said he was jerking off watching the cast. Fair play to him. there is a lot of a what actually is wrong about that

what is wrong with that I'm not saying there is something wrong I'm just saying there's nothing for us to add yeah fleshlights are cool jerk off of them if you want be progressive stop being a little bitch get a fucking launch pad and watch jarcos on a big screen yeah at least use the launch pad if you're gonna watch us while you're using

your flashlight yeah you know like um yeah because the flashlight's gonna obstruct the whole thing you know like speaking of shoes it's like big in kind of like trainer culture to get like keep all the boxes and put them on your wall and shit you get flashlight boxes you think people will walk around with flashlights like built into their trousers yeah it's like a status symbol yeah do you have more respect for tanga then james and their range yeah just because they're not called flashlight yeah they've just got more yeah it's just more professional it's not as like kind of a bit gross at first

it's like they're just like yeah well what flashlight it's quite a presumably it's like an American invention it seems like quite a like vulgar fuck this type thing like you're gonna fuck this whereas the Tenga's a bit more like it's more like sexual empowerment basically

it's more like Tenga's like Asian yeah there you go there you fucking go so it has to be like stealthy for the Otis they're probably developing that thing back in fucking World War II how they're gonna overthrow the rest of the world Tengers

yeah and you don't have to be of Tengue You don't have to buy these fucking, like, seven... You're having a cramp? Yes. Whoa, Jim's having a, like, cramp. No fucking joke. I legit just had, like, a...

Good thing you're not knee deep in fleshlight, right? That is weird, dude. That is, he's sending a sign. Sending a fleshy sign to you. This has been Jarkast. This has been Fleshcast. This has been JARCAST episode 2-2-3. If you want to help out the cast,

to please send a message to the third episode 22 that you're gonna get but it's not episode 66 fuck you you're looking forward to episode 666 we're never getting the way that should be the final episode that'll be the episode where i get a knife and just fucking