JAR Media Posdact - let's talk.
Episode Date: June 9, 2025https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia #BroCastS2E13 Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:58 Housekeeping 18:58 Bully Hamm 21:24 Alex finally Snaps 25:50 Finally, some Competition 34:12 Jim's Daredevil Thoughts Cont. ...45:34 Mid Break 46:10 Going to ANY Point in History 52:15 The Dance Must go On 55:19 Cringey Miles Actor 56:39 Capetown Jarling 58:02 Timelord Regen be Like 1:00:28 Birthday Traditions 1:02:16 Which baby show next for big baby boy 1:05:38 Patron Names
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Do I really have to do the intro again, again?
I'm bunged up.
You're always bunged up because you're addicted to the...
And not that, the uh, you know.
What I like about it is that when you go, you feel it behind your eyes.
It's like someone's got like a little needle just like poking the back of your eye.
I'm not sure I like the sound like that.
And it helps you focus.
Because you can breathe.
Well, good afternoon, morning, evening or night.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Alex, joined by Jim.
Congested Jim.
C.J. B.
C.J.
So, C.J.
Hello, I'm...
Kind of call me C.J. now.
I'm like when Bart goes cool.
I'm here with Bart Simpson.
Even cooler than Bart Simpson.
CJ um for broadcast season two episode 13 dun dun dun it's a tree house of horrors episode
welcome to the tree house of um CJ it's scary in June or a bit normal
I think um like horror and gay like LGBTQ go together yeah there's crossover
Did you see I saw the TV glow?
That was a good example of that.
What?
What?
TV glow.
Huh?
Don't know.
Don't fuck with me. I'm congested, man.
Sorry. I'm, uh, just feeling a certain way today.
Okay.
Yeah.
And it might have something to do with promethazine.
Oh.
Sorry.
Too many D-R-U-G-S is being talked about nowadays.
And we're a purest.
Britannical podcast. We're the number one puritanical podcast in the West.
What does D-I-U-G-S mean?
Huh?
D-R-I-S-E-F-E-S.
What's wrong?
I'm just struggling to keep up.
I feel like, um...
Speed up. I'm on a...
Brinatazine!
You've got that like, like, Elon Musk, like you just can't stop, like...
Ketan.
Yeah
Take it catamine
Or ADHD meds
Yeah
You got to
You got to sleep in the office
You know
Because that's where the catamine is
I kind of
Don't really sleep
He's in a living nightmare
He's created for everyone
Well
Bladdy
Before we get too deep into this show
I need to shout out
The patrons over the JAR Media Patreon.
My God, they are bloody doing it each and every week they are doing it.
They never put down that cup.
They never put down the patron cup.
Do you know what they get?
Do you know what they do, first and foremost?
They make the show and audio version possible.
Get the raw unfiltered MP3.
Over on Patreon, ad-free.
And who likes those stinky, stinky, poopy-di-y ads?
So true.
As it's the new month of June, as this is going up, patron names, they get read out in the first or second week of each month, should be attached to this episode, this very episode.
There are hundreds of you jarlings over there that basically humiliate us with the names you choose for us to say.
That's not all, which after hours has been our weekly supplementary kind of show, the little sprinkles.
For a lot of people are their favorite, you know.
They go straight for the sprinkle and don't even have the rest.
Well
I just want the sprinkles
Some would argue the sprinkles
The best bit on the Cupcake
Well exactly
And my God
There's a lot going on over there
What was the one we did last week
It was the Adventure Time one
Because you were like
Adventure Time's for idiot babies
And stupid cringy X-D old people
And I was like
Maybe you're right
But you're wrong
And I showed you an episode
And then you literally shit your dippy
And changed your mind
And had to apologise
I did have to make
make a um a statement mm-hmm a full-on apology we need to do more um
uter apology titles i'll be honest my lawyer wrote that oh you're not supposed to admit
that now you've got to retract um but man what else is over there you got jar divers feet
logan let's go logan i miss logan every day of my waking life um there's a few like hell
divers video over there we got um a billy eating some gill
was a new one last saturday because i was looking after argi and billy and argue don't really
get on so i got a few billy in secret um so i took out a bowl of bickies and her gil um kind of
a smr filmed her going um people seem to enjoy that you get you get the crunch the harsh crunch
and the the licky slop the subtle slop of the gil meal
I guess Pais is the only one who hasn't had any loving
yet, but no one cares or even wants her, so...
Yeah, like, whatever.
There's also the Mars Express, as good as they say.
We reacted to the LXGTA trailer, the Snyder song,
multiple Elon Musk videos, cinema sins going too far,
and that's just scratching the surface
of how many episodes and stuff are over there.
And last but not least,
Jam Media Group chat, where anyone can hop in
as long as you're on the Patreon,
and have a convo about certain topics of things.
Like this guy, Loy Boy Goyle,
who said, have you seen the new Hell Divers Warbond?
What do you think?
What kind of emo, strategums and general fun stuff?
Do you want to see in the future?
So, yeah, even though there was one that came out recently
with the flag and stuff and was controversial, in quotes,
we got another one on the way.
Yeah, I guess we needed something like post the Super Earth
save a bit of a celebration we did it
like we truly did it
do you know what I want to see the mad
what? Stilts
Stilts
Like for what
Like you go like
You get really high in the air and then do like
Like you walk on them
Like yeah
Like for what
Just like cool
for role play
he's ever said stilts are cool
in hell divers they'd be cool
they would yeah
yeah I just want things
for role play because I'm in the role play
hell divers discord
why is stilts role play
think about it for just one second
I'm trying
should we do an episode on stilts
that's a fire idea
like the giant ones
oh the extra scary
I don't know if I could do
I've kind of got a thing about heights nowadays.
Yeah, me too.
But we could overcome our fears.
I'm kind of scared of heights.
As if it's not a completely reasonable thing to be scared of.
Yeah, it's probably the most reasonable fear.
Yeah.
Because like, sometimes my bed be feeling like too high off the ground.
Like I could twist my ankle getting off that.
Yeah, there was that time I was, uh...
I like, uh, let's just say dancing with Paisley.
Right?
I start going,
La-da-da-da-dan-dan-dan-da-dan-da-dan-da-dun-dan-da-dun-dan.
And Paisley gets all hyped, and then I just start running around, all excited.
And there was one time I got too excited and, um, just like ran down the stairs.
And Paisley was like right there with me.
And she's a golden retriever, so she's really fluffy.
And she got in front of me, and then her tail went where my foot was.
and I like slipped on her tail
she was fine but like I fell down like
five stairs
and was like
no more playing on the stairs
this is yeah
and that's the day
then I remember like all the times
where like the stairs was like
the play pan for some reason
like yeah what if we like slid down the stairs
like we're on a mountain side
and it's covered in snow
and it just like really hurts
and someone gets
like a sleeping bag
and then like kind of launched
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so, like, dangerous.
Yeah, but kids are, like, invincible.
When you're a kid, you feel like,
like, you can just do anything and rebound from it.
I hear that.
I hear that.
But going back to Helldivers.
I feel like, um, I want to get, like, a tank.
A tank's a show.
A tank on stilts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stilts, then tank.
You know, I can wait for the tank
But now that you've brought up this
Stilts thing
Gundams
We have Gundams
If everyone calls in a mech
Then they can like
Combine to one big Gundam
Right let's continue
With it I guess that kind of was a
It was such a
Naturalistic
Tilt
What do you
what are you saying into housekeeping it was so like wait we're here now oh i guess we are huh
do you mean the segue do you know how to ruin a really good segue segue in hell divers
i'll bring the segue you bring the tilts i mean the stilts
i'm getting tilted right now i'm so fucking confused um but sorry what ruins the segue
Do you know what ruins a segue
A good segue?
When you fly off a cliff on it
Um
Mean to bring that up
Mean segue that one
Sorry I apologise
That was a mean conversational segue
And a mean segue that he was on
Yeah
Maybe that was the start of the AI rebellion
Yeah I think
Mission Impossible Ethan
Like sabotage that
Ethan, he's heading for the cliff.
The one mission he failed.
Yeah.
He's never forgiven the cell phone.
But yeah, the best way to ruin a good segue is to like stop in your tracks to acknowledge the segue.
Or you make stopping in the tracks so like such a full stop, like ruin moment.
Yeah, but it's its own segue.
Then it goes, it segues back into itself, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
Some might say I'm a kind of professional.
Let's continue on with the keeping of the house.
The Sweep, sweep, sweep.
I have one coffee and I'm not completely honest.
Scrack Newman says,
James and Ruben name drop got me feeling like
when a famous Glup Shito shows up in a Dave Filoni Star Wars series.
is that? Yeah, like when
Fis calls out Spider-Man in the
latest season of Daredevil
There should be
no people in spider
costumes
Is that a reference?
Yeah, that's what he says.
Oh. There should be no
Jameses in laurels.
Uh,
Zis, Killer X-7578
says, there's a long time jarling
that's been around since the beginning.
I'm so glad that no matter what
I can pop into the Yogs podcast
and feel right at home
I've fallen out of step in recent times
with life getting busy and uni
and I've realized that I've grown and changed
alongside you guys
it's mental to me that the Yogs are still going
since it started when I was 11
and now I'm 20
I love the Yogs
and have a lot of love for you guys
and the smiles and laughs
you always bring to me sorry for the pussy diarrhea
while cringe comment game on
game on
you should grow up
yeah grow up and go
boy
yeah
Woo!
XX underscore Sonic Swagmaster 69 underscore XX says
2 out of 5 stars.
That Jiminy Cricket swore like a sailor for the first half.
Knock it off, guys.
I'm guessing that means you?
I guess.
Did I?
I don't really swear, I'm pure.
Beep.
What?
Did I? Was I?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll take that word for it, probably.
Jiminy Cricket.
I feel like, um, like 80% of the humans use swearing as punctuation.
Punctuation or like a pause.
Or punctuation.
You need a moment to think, so you go, homina, homina, homina,
instead of going homana, homina, you say, beep.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Instead of um
Because I say um a lot
Arama
Arama
Punch punch punch
I'm dare devil I punch
A hootied says
Another smashing episode
Of the I'm Alex podcast
Guys
I'm Alex
But not not that one
Although I'm pleased to announce
That I'm Alex
Is gonna be on next episode
To give his side of the story
Yeah yeah
Howe yeah
Snakey fucking
I'll be wearing a turtleneck.
The one Be Real user wrote in, Harrison Day, 3760,
Hi Jar, only Be Real using Jarling here.
Just wanted to give my perspective as one of the five people who use that app.
I can definitely see why it may seem like a really vain app,
especially in the context of when it's released in lockdown and everyone was trying to show off.
But at least for me, I tried to treat that app as kind of a digital scrapbook.
Most of the photos are obviously mundane, but I kind of like the time capsule element of it,
especially in regard to haircuts, hobbies, and the TV shows I was watching at the time.
This comment was definitely longer than I intended it to be,
but just thought I'd give my thoughts on that app much love.
And much like ruining a segue, acknowledging how long a comment is by making it a few sentences longer,
is a similar thing.
And also, that's a terrible justification because, like, just take a picture.
Like, just for yourself.
You can still do that.
very thing like I can look at my pictures of my phone that haven't been posted anywhere and be like
oh that was the day where my willie had that weird lump on it yeah that was the day I smeared
myself in butter ice would you get banned if like that's how you use be real like every time
you just like take a picture of your junk I don't know how it works I don't know I've never
downloaded it you put it out like
Is it like a Snapchat story where it's like aphemera?
I don't know.
I don't know and I frankly don't care.
Cartoon Grump said,
worst title for an episode ever?
Fuck you.
No, he's kind of right.
I like Sam bagged the episode.
I was fucking bad, but I had to though.
Why?
Like as soon as I thought of it was like,
I wrote it down on my phone so I wouldn't forget it.
Because it's just the, what's it called?
When you like shorten loads of words
into just the first
an abbreviate
acronym
yeah
it's just the acronym
for poo
with a dash
of wee
with it
into fart
that sucks
that's so shit
that's so shit
um
mug appwell
said
I just watched
the did you know
gaming episode
on Oblivion
and I nearly fell
out of my chair
when I heard
Alex narrating it
edit
and then boogie
298
narrated the section immediately after what the fuck you're talking about
you know that channel did you know gaming right I went on it once
for an oblivion video and you feature with boogie I didn't know about the boogie bit
I guess he does a section I guess like people are tuning into that video again
because of oblivion yeah yeah remaster or whatever it's called
tease. Well, I bloody well.
The shout out to Vichel
was something, who
it might be like past the year point, maybe
multiple years now. Who like nearly every
week just says please change the intro.
He's like one of the, there's a small group of people
that when something changes
their brain breaks
and they need the pattern's been broken so they need like
they needed the pattern to be restored
because new intro is not good enough
apparently
and it's like an old intro now
you know
bleh
bleh
I got a big ice in my mouth
and Dabuse
6353 can kind of wrap up this section
I believe unless there's anything else of note
I don't know why
but despite watching Jal for over a decade
and having the bell on your videos
Don't appear when I search for them.
On my subfeed, YouTube is censoring Goonis.
Hit that bell, subscribe, hit that bell, hit that B-I-L.
This is what happens when you call out the billionaires who controlled the society.
They come after you, they censorship you.
Yes.
We've been blackboarded by Elon.
Hmm.
And there was, there was one I was going to do.
but I don't know if I want to bring the mood down
Is it about Elon?
No
It was about
Because we were joking about John Hamm being a better name
For John Pork
Yes
Last week
And then someone on the jar media group chat
Was like after you guys mentioned
John Hamm last episode
It reminded me of a really fucked up
And frankly insane story about him
I think you guys and everyone here should know
Because fuck me this is nuts
Do you know what he's getting at
Already?
Because I already knew this actually
Really?
Um
where John Ham
when he was at university
he did like a hazing ritual
on someone so bad
that he like broke their kidney
and like fractured their spine
and it was like so
psychologically torturous and brutal
that the whole
frat house or whatever was like disbanded
and like the law got involved in all sorts
this was John Hamm did it to some
John Ham like yeah yeah
that that tracks
out. Yeah. Once I found that out about him, it did kind of ruin it a bit.
Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to really like Don Draper anyway, so.
Yeah, I mean, annoyingly, he's a good actor, but he looks like that.
And because he looks like that, he can get away with that.
Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of the fucked up thing about humans.
He is the, um, like American jock.
Yeah.
like the complete archetype
yeah
him and army hammer
and then surprise surprise they're both
fucking crazy
yeah army hammer
from the hammer
family
the oil baron
you're the oil baron
and the ham pork family
that is crazy
though
that whole culture is
fucked
Americans need to
realize how fucked
their college culture is.
Yeah, it's not right.
Like, at uni here, people get drunk and shit.
There's like minor hazing, I think.
They party and stuff.
I'm sure there's, like, probably some hazing at, like,
eaten and shit like that.
Yeah, but they're all rich cunt, so they, like, deserve it.
Whatever.
But, yeah, that culture is fucked.
It's really strange.
It's weirdly mean-spirited.
Why can't you just give each other massages and lick?
Yeah, and kiss.
welcome to omega beta sigma alpha time to kiss
I got a couple things I need to bring out
so we both went to London on different days
last weekend
that's why we had to record so early I guess
and on the way to London
I experienced something so like surreal that I think some people won't believe me
I got on the train at Chippinam Station right
and sat down on the train
and they were a group of what I assume they must have been
anywhere between 12 and 14 like group of boys
and they all look like copy and pasted they had that weird
like World War I haircut where it's like a really sharp line yeah yeah you know what I'm saying
yeah the peeky blinder like yeah the peeky blinder haircut and they're all like talking about
memes and watching TikToks or whatever and I swear to Christ one of them kept going
sipping on promethazine like I'm not I'm not lying I swear on Paisley's life
actually that doesn't really mean much I swear on like our parents life you know
any reference to the cup
that's the song
he just kept singing that bit though
that was his vocal stim
wow
that checks out
because the song is like
designed to just do
to get one bit of it
just launched
yeah and when you're young
and impressionable
of course like the cup's gonna get you
you're not gonna be able to put down
the cup
that's so fucked
12 year old boy
should know what primate is it
I guess that's
I guess part of the argument of why he's like a bad influence.
Yeah, for sure.
You want the,
you want the meme that spreads to be something like innocent.
Yeah.
Like, Skibbidi.
Skibbidi's like innocent.
Like Italian brain rot and stuff like that.
It is brain rot.
Italian brain rot.
Oh, do you not even know this one?
Not off the dame.
I mean, I'm happy for you.
Okay.
But the point being, it's like innocent.
Like, it's not good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah, because that's very close to, you know, M-word H-H.
Oh, right.
Yeah, hallelujah.
Yeah, yeah.
So I thought that was crazy, and I was making bets on my head of like,
the stop after chipping him is Swindon before you get to Redding.
And I was like, where are these boys getting off?
They ain't going to London.
They just had, like, shopping bags of, like, Louis Vuitton.
whatever.
No, it wasn't really.
It was some, I don't know any brands.
But,
I get Swindon Station, off they drop.
Okay.
Yeah, it checks out.
Checks out, adds up.
Yeah, I guess you're way more likely to know what
prementhazine is if you're in Swindon.
And they were talking a concerning amount about drugs,
how young they were, but I'm just puritanical,
so whatever.
Man, the state of the world, you know, these days.
I hate the term these days.
Nowadays?
Yeah, nowadays.
Those kids nowadays, sipping on their promethazine.
Yeah, yeah.
With lean, they fell in love.
They can't put down the cup these days.
But like, if Dave Blunts was performing and chippingham, would you see him?
No.
I don't give a...
No, fuck no.
What if he was performing on...
There's like an annual folk festival in Chippenham.
If I saw him by accident?
What if Dave Bunce, like, was...
He just happened to be in town.
And he was...
And he performed at the folk festival.
Would I go out of my way to see him?
Do like a folk version of Cup.
I'm not engaging with this.
Well, there is something
I want you. Would you? Maybe.
Maybe.
If
No, not if, when
and how much
hyped are you for the new Stranger Things?
Oh, baby!
I wasn't
right. We have
a new one. A new one has dropped.
A new what? I'm just going to show you, okay?
Is it Fortnite?
No, no, it's literally just a couple seconds from the trailer.
We got a new one, folks.
We got a new one.
Here we go.
We got a new one.
You need to patent that.
One more time.
That's a really good one, do you?
That is a good one, to be fair.
He's doing the quiet bit out loud.
Yeah.
He's taking it to the max.
That's so hype.
Is that the first Stranger Things run?
Or is that, like, a thing they do?
I'd have to remember something about Stranger Things, which I can't do.
Yeah, no one can.
Yeah, it's weird.
Like, everyone watches it, but no one remembers it.
Yeah, there's nothing of any...
It's like, um...
It's an SCP.
Yeah, it's like trying to remember the last, like, cup of water you had.
I remember those. I track everyone internally, like the way I track every surface I touch.
Not everyone's quite like you, though.
They think.
Bad.
I feel, I hate Stranger Things.
you're such a
hipster
it's not a hipster
ooh I only like
Daredevil born again
yeah a Disney plus
fucking like
homogenous
fucking shut out show
you know
I thought you liked Daredevil
I love Daredevil
I love the Netflix
Daredevil
I was thinking
like
as you've brought up
Stranger Things
Netflix used to be
fucking fire
Netflix had some awesome
some shows house of cards dead devil jessica jones nick cage nick kate lukech cage um who's nick kate i keep saying
like people's oh nick nicholas cage yeah yeah i keep saying people's names wrong i've never been good
with names i'm extremely good with faces i'll never forget a face but i will forget your name you
definitely have forgotten faces no never guarantee it no not a single one in fact it's kind of a curse
When I close my eyes, it's like, you know, you see everyone.
You know, like Game of Thrones, where there's like, look all these faces to choose from.
That's what I see when I close my eyes.
Is that where you're such a good actor as well?
Yes.
I can just pluck Dave Bluntz.
Become him.
Become, um, Neil Patrick Harris from how I met your mother.
Oh, from, he's a serial killer in the new Dexter.
Is it?
Is he?
Yeah.
and you know one of the gay dads from um what's it called family time oh modern family
which one uh the bigger dude okay yeah he's pretty funny he's a serial killer
oh let's go umma thurman i think is a serial killer really he's got like this stacked cast
yeah what the fuck it looks crazy pizza dinklage is in it dude i saw a um a clip from like
award show and it was like the goats of TV of all time and it was a Grammy or not a
Grammy Emmy I don't know what they do for TV and it was like Dexter was in the running
house the guy from Lost that looks like Shepard looks like Shepard yeah and Dax Shepard and
Brian Cranston from Breaking Bird and then I was like what the fuck breaking bad was on the same time
was house like how i guess yeah there was a slight overlap there huh yeah and i feel like breaking bad
changed tv like like the most serious it got was like daxter and house
corny as fucking like there were sopranos in the wire to be fair okay yeah i feel like
sopranos is the one yeah sopranos actually but i don't think it was as big as breaking
B breaking bad is probably more popular yeah it had that huge appeal um but both are
eternal in the like it yeah it was breaking bad that really marked to the point for me where
memes changed meme culture changed completely and it was like a positive like for the love
of it that it was being as heavy as it was i guess that always kind of existed with stuff like
lord of the rings and whatnot true um yeah Netflix had some fire ship
man like i i do think season one of stranger things was good yeah i still maintain that they should
have done a uh like a what's it called where each season's like a different set of characters
like you know the foger show yeah there wasn't a lot to do with that would have been cooler
because yeah it just becomes a remake of the same thing each season pretty much yeah yeah um
as they get older and older and now they're like dads in their thirties and like
but like Netflix had um the the FBI show mind hunter mind hunter yeah I think it was at the
point they canceled mind hunter was when it was like oh so that game over they're
only doing trash now because then then your big mouths were like that type of just uh yeah
shovel where fucking um red notice popped out the secret lives of Mormon wives
shit like that
oh so it's like
it's just
common denominator
to you know
get it out there
fatten us all up
you know
pig us out
true crime
slop slop
hmm
maybe you should see
Jeffrey Dahmer
from the inside out
maybe you should relate
to Jeffrey Dahmer
it's kind of
let's get a hot young actor
to play him
let's get Quicksilver to play him
let's just make him
freaky as possible don't like it he's a gay icon jesus i'm pretty sure i've seen
like memes of that whereas you know it has like pride month like and then choose it's
so that's fuck yeah don't like that one bit um but what's something you is like one bit i could
talk about uh something but i've been dominating the past few moments what huh
Want me to say that again?
What's something I is like, one bit?
Hold up.
What is confusing about that?
What are you confused about?
No, I get, it's just like the choice of, uh,
how did you etymologically, um...
I need my etymology studied,
because it's, uh, pretty flabber.
You ever seen flubber with, um, with Robin Williams?
I've never seen Flubber, but I've seen adverts for Flubber for maybe like a hundred hours.
Yeah.
With the little butt goo dance, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Like a little green jelly guy.
Flubber.
Out now, Flubber funny.
Booty dance.
Too much booty in the pants.
Too much booty in the pants.
I want to see an edit of the Flubber goo dancing to...
Too much booty.
No one.
Dun, dun, dun.
Oh shit, yeah.
flubber originated it yeah um i get did we talk about dare devil's been like ongoing for
like weeks now well you've actually finished season three though 10 years and i don't think you
gave your full thoughts so do you want to conclude your thoughts nowadays or nowadays well um
these days i'd be kind of liking daredevil i'd forgotten because it
It's been a strange order of, um, experiences for me.
Because I watched Daredevil Season 1.
I watched Daredevil Season 2 10 years ago, maybe 20 years ago.
And we used to talk about it all the time.
I loved it.
I loved it.
Um, and then I watched Jessica Jones and it was like...
Did you watch Punisher?
Is that where no, no, no comes from?
Yes.
But I never saw the season that was from because they didn't...
The two seasons of punish it.
Oh, I don't think I saw a second season.
I watched the first season and I was like,
okay, kind of cool.
I dig those memes there.
Yeah.
Cracking meme.
I like John Benthal as well.
I think he puts his whole pusshole into everything he does.
Yeah.
So when he's the Punisher,
believe that he's um he's a right wing terrorist yeah he puts truck nuts on for sure
yeah but i never watched season two of that um of thunder fuck what's he called
pound punch punch punch puster thunder fister um i never watched that and everyone was like
yeah it's dog shit and then the defenders came out
and it was just like,
cringy.
Right.
Yeah.
And didn't watch that.
So then I never watched
Daredevil season three.
Yeah.
And then years go by,
years go by.
And I'm watching Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
And I'm like,
okay,
this is like,
whatever.
This is like a Marvel thing.
Yeah.
That ends,
whatever.
I can't believe you watch that
and Hawkeye.
And I haven't seen it.
That's where I'm getting.
Right.
Then I watch Hawkeye next.
because that comes out and like I've been keeping up with all the Marvel stuff like I'm I'm big into Marvel at this stage you know the spider man's come out and stuff the the Avengers is over yeah blah blah blah hawkai comes out oh and the the TV show one the like sitcom Wonder Vision oh yeah yeah that was like cool for the first half of the season or whatever and then it turned into fucking absolute trash but we get to Hawkeye Hawkeye Hawkeye is the latest thing that
it comes out and I'm like
I like Jeremy Renner I liked him in the mission
impossible
um oh yeah
he's a fun guy
and so he's running around doing his thing
and and uh
Haley
Steinfeld is in it
oh yeah she's a young Avenger right
she's like hawk girl
um so they're running around shooting bows and arrows and like
the tone is extra like goofy
is she like her his daughter or something
no she's
just someone who's really good with
just like Hawkeye
Okay
Fair enough
Yeah plot wise it's like
She she
She gets caught up in a goofy
Crime Bosses thing
Said goofy crime boss
Turns out to be the
The like underboss
Of Wilson fucking Kingpin Fisk
Spoiler alert for Hawkeye
Right
You're ruining Hawkeye for me
Big moment
but the way it's delivered in this goofy-ass show
where the tone is like
silly
very silly tone
and like it's getting towards the climax
and then suddenly
Wilson Fiske Kingpin from Daredevil
is like there
and he just turns up
in a Hawaiian shirt it looks like
yeah he looks just like a chill guy
he's just there chilling
this looks bizarre
He's like really non-threatening.
And this, this changes my whole perspective on Daredevil, right?
Because years have passed.
I'm watching Hawkeye, goofy Hawker.
Right, yeah.
And I see Wilson Fiske in this and I'm like, oh, maybe Daredevil was like goofy as fuck.
Uh-huh.
Forgetting that there's like a whole scene in season one where he's like crushing a dude's head with a car door.
Like, he's brutal.
like an evil monster and he like orders assassinations on civilians because it suits his agenda
um but then they put him in hawkeye so it it irons in to my head that i shouldn't even be
watching well i was right to not watch daredevil season three because it's like it's just goofy
you're wrong i was wrong because now i i've started watching it um and i can't even remember
specifically why um so we said it was fire the past few weeks yeah you said for a while that it's fire
um and i'd heard like on the on the grapevine but i just never gotten back into it and yeah it's like
crazy good it's like some of the best superhero shit ever you know remember the last episode of me
particularly good. Yeah, the last episode is...
Confrontation. Loads of episodes are really stand out good. The drama's great. I love all
the side characters. Um... Yeah, actually has good side characters. I love the, the build-up of
Fisk. I love... Like, he's, he's probably... Because he's in the MCU now, that season of Daredevil
is probably the best villain I've seen in a Marvel thing. Yeah. Like, genuinely.
the way he's he's like physically scary and meant like i believe that he's actually a genius
he's actually good at what he does yeah yeah and it it logically all makes sense and i started
and this this is going to affect my opinion of daredevil season three because in in typical
like disney fashion they absorb something and they're like we can do it better
So they just change its DNA.
So like the Star Wars is or the Disney remakes.
It's like, let's not be faithful to what the original thing was doing at all.
And just do it like how we've been doing our Marvel shit where there's like no, like you never have to think.
No.
Which is really disappointing.
I remember there even being an episode where it doesn't the,
The lawyer woman character get her own episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like a really good ass episode.
Because like that, speaking of Stranger Things, they tried to do that with, what's her name, 11?
Right.
Where she has her like own episode and it's like the worst episode of the show.
Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. When she goes off with like that gang.
Yeah. That's the lamest shit ever.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's like not a bad episode of Dead Devil's season three.
They make bullseye, like a really cool, compelling villain.
Yeah, I love that character.
And the way it's able to keep to its comic book roots,
with, like, how goofy it can get while maintaining the stakes,
and having the bulls to be as violent as it is.
Yeah.
I feel like...
An actually good action choreography.
Ridiculously good.
Yeah.
That is, like, a core part of Daredevil working for me.
Yeah, of Daredevil.
is that action being good and three episodes into daredevil born again i'm fucking not impressed
on that on those lines on the action um on the handling of side characters on fisk uh
i think all the actors themselves are doing really good jobs um but they're like
They're stricter by the material, yeah.
Yeah.
I still, my favorite daredevil was just him, like, with the ropes around his hands with the black mask.
Yeah, very, very cool.
That's just cool as fuck.
I dig it, dude.
Yeah.
I'm glad you finally saw all of it.
But I'm not sure.
Hmm.
But I'm going to finish, I'm born again business.
I'm going to finish born again.
And then I'll see where I stand.
because like maybe they're saving that budget for like an episode later down the line where they do do some really impressive action
maybe this setup stuff is like kind of awkward so that it can get to a position that's more interesting later on in the season
it's not like terrible but it's just closer to the like falcon winter soldier hawkeye type tv show
than daredevil season right two and three yeah it's still only more convincing to check out born
again that's what i mean about like the homogenization because although they've got like way
higher budgets and stuff marvel seems to have this thing about
like everything being coherent like yeah priority is everything fitting together
so then they're gonna sacrifice drains out its uh personality yeah yeah i feel like you should
you should just watch the intro to does it still have the same wax intro no changed it
no no um but like watch watch up until the the new intro um
because the
like intro scenes
are like kind of crazy
um
like the
from my perspective as well
being someone who's just finished watching
season three to go into Bourne again
like you need to see that and then report back
because
I don't really know how to feel about it right now
yeah maybe I will
but I also
feel like I'm in UCI danger.
Danger?
Yeah.
Danger that we'll be back from after these messages.
Yeah.
Run!
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Yeah.
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You can ask us questions, just like Kurt Cobrains did.
If you guys could go back and experience any historical event, what would you pick?
I think it would be cool to see how people in the allied countries reacted to hearing about the end of World War II.
It would be like the...
Turo-tor-tor-tor-tor-tor-or-tor-tor-tor-tor-tor-tor-dil-lid.
Hell yeah
The war is over
Now we can go back to
Fortnite
Do we have to go back in time
I can go forwards in time
To World War III if you want
I want to see the start
Of World War III
Yeah the inciting incident
Like who's World War III's Franz Ferdinand
The Mosquito drone that kills
Franz Ferdinand 2
The Disney remake
Frank Ferdinand's great great great
Great granddaughter
Pretty fine
God's fucking slaughtered
By a mosquito drone
Yeah
Yeah
I don't know
History is not even real
Have you been looking at
TikTok real now
For you page
Shut up
My choice would be to go back
To see which aliens
Built the pyramid
That's a good option
Maybe to see who
Assassinated JFK
Was it Magneto
Yeah
I want to be a fly
on the bullet that killed JFK
I want a camera
mounted on the bullet
What if by going back in time
You're the one that
Gets him killed
Like you go back in time
And you're just immediately handed a gun from a stranger
Who then like goes into a crowd and disappears
And yeah, you've already
Like you come to and you've already shot
And you're like, oh far
There's like smoke coming out of the barrel
Yeah
And you look down and you're like a CIA
agent. What the
CIA back? Yeah, I want
to go back to like
Marcus Aurelius
and be like, dude
where are you getting this information did
where are you getting this information
what alien species
are you talking to dude? His like notes
to himself
yeah
what if it turns out that it was actually like
it was pole
from the movie pole
yeah
It wasn't him
Like what would be the most devastating thing to find out
I mean I'd like to watch Jesus die
Jesus
Oh
But then if you go back and then you'll
See if he comes back
Oh right yeah
That's a good one
Check he's dead
When he's put away
And then you have your phone out in your life
Filming it
Yeah
Any last words
Have you seen like
I've been
fascinated with the way
because it's already game over with the AI's shit right
yeah like the TikToks that are getting popular
the the stuff that people are making
and spreading with it already like TikTok is just
full of it it's just completely sworn with it
one that I've like turned my algorithm into is
I keep liking these like really just straight up
black mirror disturbing videos where it's like
look I use this cap cut template
to take this picture of my dead dad and bring him to life
and it's like a whole category
it's like creepy shit
and they're like really popular
well you showed me that article
about the guy who like testified in court
yeah yeah we brought this up on the cast
yeah
just stuff like that
where it's like yeah we don't need you blammer
we don't need it
yeah we also don't need to time travel
because we can just AI recreate
like anybody who's ever been
yeah
there's a popular video going around
of like I can't I can't remember
if it's like Victorian era or something
it's like all AI generated it
and it's aping the style
of those videos of people like
in Trafalgar Square
I just going up to people and going like
what do you think of us?
But like in the Victorian times
and it's like they're answering
as if they're in that time period
it's really fucking weird
and the comments are just like
chat is this real
like they'd rather
believe that like we've invented
time travel and sent back a zoomer with a fresh fade to interview starving Victorian orphans
that just come out of a chimney but yeah it's pretty pretty wild and people are just
getting dumber ran rat rinkludes ree any other historical events
Yeah. What about like? I'm imagining like, you know,
not too edgy.
I was going to be like going back to the historical moment that Jeffrey Epstein decided to start the island, kind of like the forming the Avengers, you know?
The music swells.
The sinister sex.
their music swells the camera like moves up to a close up on his face say that again
Predators
dude so yeah let us know your historical pics I mean him dying
to be the the mechanical drone fly on the wall
that killed him.
Tide the noose.
Yeah.
It flew in and turned the camera off.
Yeah.
Tired a noose.
Use this.
I'm getting you out of here, Jeffrey.
Jesus Christ.
Terry Bouchon says,
so we got a
Five-minute discussion about the Assumptions Booty Dancing, 30 minutes of the goof, the GIF on a loop, multiple references to it throughout the episode, and we didn't get, we didn't once get to see either of the brothers actually attempt the dance move.
Get up out of your seats and shake them booties boys.
Man, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I might fart.
I need more training.
It's, I've tried to do it, and it's really fucking hard.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I saw some speculation that it's an AI video.
Okay, and if it is, let me do a quick search because I forgot to do this.
No, it's not, it's not.
Um, hmm, I'm not seeing any immediate.
Assumptions dance, it's a meme, isn't it?
So there might be a know-your meme.
Where is the video from?
There's a clip going viral on TikTok with the Assumption's song.
Does anyone know the original source?
Um...
Perhaps you mean this.
Perhaps you mean this, blue shirt guy dancing viral video.
Yeah.
This is from the Tennessee versus Kentucky football game.
What?
Where Michael Galian, the blue shirt guy, went viral after joining a university of Tennessee dance skit.
He's a former cheerleader and UT alum.
You can find him online as dancing blue shirt guy.
It's real.
He's got an Instagram.
You can tell.
AI can't move like that
AI doesn't have that rhythm
No they got nothing on this
This guy
Yes I'm the blue shirt guy
Blocking a dance team near you
Check out my link tree for events
And to book a cameo
Should we get a cameo
Intro video
Hey everyone
It's Michael Galleon
The Dancing Blue Shirt Guy
And I'm super excited to announce
That I am a part of cameo now
So reach out
Let's have a giggle
Let's have a dance off
again join me on cameo and i can't wait to talk to you soon
bye bye what
how do you use this fucking website
he does birthdays
is he always wearing a blue shirt
it kind of is looking that way yeah
happy birthday
happy happy birthday
happy birthday happy birthday
he's got moves
it is michael the dancing blue shirt guy
and Hannah both want you say
Happy birthday to you.
This is what real-life superheroes look like, people.
Okay, so he's not AI, it looks like, thank Christ.
He's a human?
He's made a career out of like that.
Just being a really good nunse a blue shirt guy.
I mean, fair fucking play.
Thank fuck he was wearing that blue shirt.
Yeah.
So trying to step into those shoes, it would be an insult to a blue shirt guy, you know?
Unless you're, uh, what do you say he's called the guy that looks like Andrew Tate, but he's not.
he's like the gayest dude ever. Bottom G. Yeah.
Um, R slash Jal media said,
are you boys aware of the severe Redditor-Loser energy,
Miles Morales oozes in his interviews and social media?
It's made me like those movies slightly less.
Um, so speaking of Haley Steinfeld, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because he's been super awkward with, uh...
I think we're going to get married. We're going to kiss.
Because all the other Spider-Men have, like, dated their Mary Jane or whatever.
So, even though Haley Steinfeld's, like, getting married, I think.
Yeah, that's what part of the drama was around.
Yeah, and not just that, but he does seem quite like,
I can't put it better than that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm aware.
And it does genuinely have an effect.
It doesn't for me.
Bad press, though.
Like...
Like, I can separate it because, like, the voice, I feel like fits that character in those movies really well.
And he kills it.
He kills it as Miles.
Mm-hmm.
But, like, yeah, those clips are...
They are tough to sit through it.
In the bad way.
Yeah, not in the good way.
He ain't tough.
Well, speaking of people who are tough, funky boy fresh says, hello boys.
Can I get a happy birthday wishes?
my friend Jamie
I met him earlier this year
in my first year at university
when I met him
he told me he was from Cape Town
and I told him I was from Swindon
turns out he's a fan of Jarre
and he was genuinely excited
that he'd met a real life Swindonian
we're planning on early
birthday gathering for him
in the UK before he goes home for the summer
so I thought it would be a fitting time
to thank the cast for starting a friendship
with one of the friendliest and kindest people I know
bear bear but who's bearing
Happy birthday, Jamie from Cape Town
Happy birthday
to Jamie from not Swindon but Cape Town
Do you wear a
cape if you're from Cape Town
One of those doom capes
Doom
Oh, basically didn't like that
You're a villain
A bit frightening
Hmm
She's like Sue Storm
Aren't you cowardly lion
How's she like Sue Storm
In any capacity for fuck sake
Because she's a M-C-U-enjoyer
Oh shit
Uncle Donk says
If you were time lords
Who would you choose to regenerate into
Would you choose famous?
people would you age yourself up or down or would you get real weird with it and both turn into
billy piper have you seen that have you seen billy piper is now the doctor yeah which is
fucking weird yeah it screams like desperate to me yeah and like why does that mean the doctor can
like can just copy someone else's i thought he had like kind of a love interest sort of
well yeah that's why i think is really weird she like died the character she was built like in a
different dimension on a beach realm somewhere like that yeah oh you're hurting me scratched me
yeah so it's it feels like kind of creepy for him to become her it would be like yeah miles
regenerating into haley's stomach felt yeah yeah weird who do you regenerate into um
I'm just imagining the exact same shot
Instead of it regenerating into Billy Piper
It regenerates into Jeffrey Epstein
And he looks into the camera and just like does an evil smile
I'm back
Yeah, I don't know if you can beat that
Who could be lame
Whoever could be lame her
Yeah, once
Once the
In a question like this
Once the Epstein pin is pulled
It's like finished
It doesn't get
It's the ultimate sandbag
Yeah
But it's also the pinnacle of like
Yeah
Of it
Why the fact did they go to that island
Um
Well in that case
Let's do two more here
If we wrap this one up
We've got a hard out today
We have a hard out indeed
the gayest jar fan
says howdy Mingus
the upcoming episode
will be released
on my 31st birthday
join the club
do boys have any
birthday traditions
every year since 2013
I've played through
Half Life 2
and Portal 2
the week of my birthday
this year I think
I'll change it up
and play Black Mesa
and finish
Half Life Alex
Even I've finished
Half Life Alex
What are you doing
Do it
Yeah that implies
You haven't finished it
What the far?
What are you waiting for
Unless you don't have much space
And can't have your fear
True. It is kind of a commitment.
Um, what?
Happy birthday to the gayest child fan.
Happy birthday to the gayest jaw fan.
Playing half-life, playing portal.
Playing Black Mesa too.
Finish Half-Life, Alex.
Nice.
That's a good, that I've, I've,
I respect the hell out of that tradition.
That's fucking sick.
Do you have any birthday traditions?
No.
Not really.
I just look up to the sky and go,
Why?
Yeah.
Why?
More?
Yeah.
Please let me rest.
Um, right.
Let's round down,
wrap off and start wrapping.
Let's start punching like daredevil
Punching like daredevil
Not gonna swear devil
Because I'm puritanical evil
Get on my level
Kymstick animation says
Now that Alex has started adventure time
Will he watch gravity falls my beloved
Or is it too normal
Much too normal
Way too normal
Hey, I'm Cal Arts
Did you know Gravity Falls exists in the same universe as Wreck and Morty?
Oh, I was getting Gravity Falls.
Actually, Gravity Falls always look a little bit interesting to me.
I like their light art.
But I thought they were talking about Stephen Universe.
I could see myself maybe watching an episode of Gravity Falls.
What's the one with the bird and the little rat guy?
Oh, uh.
Hmm
Yep
Mm
Bad rats
Mickey and Rourke
Mickey Rourke
Oh what's it called
Idiots
Fuck
Cartoon with bug
It's a bird
And weapon
And a rodent
Regular show
Regular show
Yeah I've seen clips from that
That are funny as well
or the old gumball as well looks kind of funny
but I would
sooner watch bird and raccoon
and bug
and
gumball
then probably
gravity falls or
especially
stephen universe
um
yeah
to me you just can't beat sponge
you can't beat sponge
I hate SpongeBob
what the fuck
current SpongeBob yeah
they've Simpsonsed it
yeah yeah for sure um but classic sponge true sponge did that Patrick show ever come
out the Patrick star show four seasons in to the Patrick star show 3.6 out of
town on MTV isn't that sad what have they done because like Patrick awesome love
Patrick love that voice I don't want full episodes of Patrick that's too much yeah I don't
that not right and the show looks too like clean yeah it looks the show in general
looks way too clean yeah sponge bulb has the same problem yeah yeah it needs to look like it's been
fished out of the ocean yeah that was kind of how it used to look and now all the movies are these
like weird cg like superhero slops it's weird it's weird it's weird i don't like it and i'm
going to complain.
It makes me really not happy.
They'll give you a Patrick spin-off show,
but they won't give you a Dobby standalone animated spin-off.
Boo!
At least Daredevil's back, though,
with a new season Daredevil born again on Disney Plus.
Daredevil working with Dobby.
So you use magic in the court, do you?
Give me your sock, devil?
I guess bye
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Why do you come to me?
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That's five of them
Zadiac
Ratman
Ramanized
Robby's
Rina cologins
The other bitch
Shianzo's
tour for fan boy poem woke dead wreck knee bone is the name knee bone is the game monday tuesday
wednesday thursday friday shatterday shatter day and dobby's january oh yeah awesome thank you
some much funny ones in there we got some comedians yeah patreon over there so i guess it's my turn
shout out to big burreb cleo loves big cock wow camera yobby snobby corn on the
in the dimension magic conch shell you mean like this or lo lo lo lo cyber wire sketch effie loves autumn she's my fiance now too lesbian alert and it's pride month lorry morton james rossallum loves effie i be smooching her hard rye ram ro ruffalo rump sing weekly voyager dot com rayleon rusk ris a ruck scapegoats see tyree snarborough the human cigarette
Kid Cannabis. Ro-R-R-R-R-R-R-A-R-Ty-P-P-H-P-R-P-R-T-P-P-E-Dizel is the best beetle. Don't at me.
Meow, meow, meow, meow. I sure do love me some milk on a Monday afternoon.
Bye boy, boon-bime-Besh-Baz-Buck. Bands-Buy-Bah-Box. Bear-Bair.
Buy love. Bav-Bem-Bezos. B'A-Bon-Bing.
I worked out to cancel my subscription.
I am chicken jockey.
Murdo Wallace
Rearube
Who's on Mott or something
Something
Ha ha ha Alex get behind me
War begins
Peabom baby Yoda baby Groot
Baby James's dad
Bottomless pit rising
Horse meat and pole meat
And John meat and George meat
And ringo meat and man meat sausage
Yamo
Quetzokalatus nulthropy
Pussy grips is online
If you just get up and teach them
Instead of handing them a freaking packet
Yo there's kids in here
Who don't learn like that
My name Jeff.
I've never spoken to Gru, but I know he hates you.
Cabab level clinker.
It's 10H, okay?
I'm bloody sorry.
Stupid and angry.
Silly, silly,
Jessica C.
PSP.
Fuck off, Regis.
Futuristic bagel is not funny.
Apples are nice.
Syshin.
Finn Arthur's.
The Buffalo cock rammed into the helpless Patreon segments.
I remember you was.
conflicted misusing your fleshlight sometimes I did the same abusing my sex toy full of sperm sperm
sperm that scribble splink barnyard ben levy around the slugs a pearl create
dr deluxe shubangu neotia resident evil resident even jellian scholar
Dobby the house millerra r rillopino rarling buzz buzz I'm a bee buzz busy little bitch
buzz.
Pip-hop, poy, my bussy
sticky for boys. Venomized
Rico Dave Brian. Unwashed reptile.
Moonlight. Lagoon 22.
Simsy.
N3 Bulazar.
I promised you a thousand-year goon-sesh
guided by compassion.
Clapin, it's happening, lapping up sap
that I've splat on the mat and the substance is masculine.
Travis King. Several
gay rats in a trench coat.
Emilio Borgiano.
Jarlene who pays
9,250 tuition for YouTube lectures. Loll, idiot, aka May. The Trail We Banana? Grant Connor,
Slimy Bill. Rail these lines and flash, not going apeshit, I'm going grody. Whippin' round
through the streets. Roof down like I'm noddy. Venomized Monmouth. A sketch screen. Avimunt.
Around the Dobby, Agina Create. Callum J. Quick. Gebby of the Boreal Valley. Ganges
Satellite. Ganger Satellite's cooler, older brother. Tonyos Welt. Daniel Champ.
Wow, guys. Made my poop my master Shifu yoga shorts.
Venomized slurms McKenzie, the original party worm, when we wear a muzzle.
Salad, 499, only shallow.
Alex a doodle bob. Jim, a freak bob.
Deep substrate, foliated calcite.
Oh, Harriet Broadly.
Only Jarling, who lives at coordinates 33.
Nabiz Preston got some fire scran on skib.
Tom Baranick
A second Singaporean jarling has hit the jar tower
Use code input brick in the
Fortnite item shop please I'm being serious
about this bear bear
A special moment when wankers descends from the shelf
And enters your PS5
Allowing you to immerse yourself in derplag game
Juicy Delicious around the Dobby a gina create
Now that's good babes cheers
Thomas Martin
Big jaundice juices flowing out me mouth
Biscuit Dream Offal 2142
Melvin, Melvin, Brother of the Joker, Misa, Mesa, Wanna Wanna Wonga.
Fate, destiny, fate, destiny.
People toss those worlds around, like tennis balls.
Well, I eat balls for breakfast.
Acolyte. Smoking that Paul McCart.
Your cum, tastes fright.
Penn Island, XDD.
Jady XO.
Danny Gletz.
Get bored.
The rumours are not true.
Got tomorrow.
No prob.
Got the job.
Hot bod.
Heart throb.
Scotchguard, the bar with cotton swabs.
Dartlob.
Rectually Rylent Ribby
Burger
Adam Johnston
Tomui
Charlie Milk is the best Charlie
All praise Charlie
Ting Ting tinglewam
Tam
Super Crunchers
Joel Stewart
Big Whoops
Gremblow
Kuta Panda
Lucy Tys
An Asian
Anal Queen
The Poo Man
And last but not least
What was Stewie using
the knee pads for
I don't get it
Woo
Got hot damn
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