JAR Media Posdact - Leviathans are COMING (REAL) - JARCast Episode 361

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

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Homer Simpson went out to Vegas. He won three million dollars and bought a trainer. Whoa, whoa, whoa. A trainer? Megan Trainor. No, wait till Homer Simpson gets his money right. Now put your hands up if you love Megan Trainor. I don't...

James, we're gonna be fucking canceled. I could cancel me. They can cancel me. They can cancel me. They can cancel me. I'm not afraid. of being cancelled like you? Train me. I am your mother. Now listen to me.

Yeah. I got something cool to start this episode off with boys. Nice. Leviathans are coming for you. How does that mean you feel? If you wanted to present that in like a serious way, how would you do it? Oh, do we all get a go? Yeah, everyone have a go.

Leviathan! Was it, I'm coming for you? Leviathons are coming for you. Oh, Leviathans. Yeah, plural. Oh, okay. No, that changes everything. Leviathans are coming for you.

James? Let me just... Leviathons are coming for you! Nice. Can I do another one? Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, can I do another one? one as well, I have to.

Vythans are coming for you. Ooh, that's going to be hard to beat. Leviathans are coming for you. Cool, huh? Now that's how you start a podcast, the JAR Media Podcast, that's for sure. I'm a little bit off because I'm all injured. I'm a little bit injured left and right. And I'll tell that story in a moment.

But first, good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, welcome to JARCAST episode. 361. That is, this is like the, this is an episode that could have been the sequel to the Xbox 360 in that era when there was rumours. 361, Xbox, well, 720.

That was always on the thumbnails. That's what everyone wanted. When the concept, that fake concept art was, if it's the ball, the actual ex-ball. Guys, I guess I guess we could call this

episode one. Because we've gone 360 degrees and now we've taken one degree. We should, we should reset the cast Episode 1, 160 episodes. This is Jarkass episode 1.

Yeah, let's change everything up. Cool intro, go. The viathens are calming for it. Yeah, it's our new. Have like, big Tanscom monsters go Out of the water comes to the jar media We're like Aquaman, we are the

Acro Men. Yeah, get James One to direct. I like that, I like that. I'm my host Alex, joined by Jim and James. Hello. The Brothers Three. I'm just trying to cut up with new, like, things to pot on shirts. The Three Catees. The Leviathons.

The Triple Levithon Brothers. We can have, like, I was going to say we can have, like, a shirt that's, like, anti-woke, because then we get in all this conservative buyers

and that's just watch your don't be woke yeah seeing that would sell stop anti-woke oppression

brothers I have awoken wow to woke lunacy that's leviathan of your brother

well before we get too deep into the show let me shout out those JL media patrons over at the Patreon that get their special

silly, funny, wacky names read at the first or second week of each month. You'll have to wait till next month for that but get them in now. They get crazy, they get wacky. And also, of course, they support the RSS feeds and make the audio versions possible and all sorts of

other little goodies and cheekiness. They might get a secret pick every now and then. A secret little pick. Oh yeah, baby. A little pick. And And also, this is going to upset James, but this is something I'm pleased about.

On the Jile Media Store now, I've put Tim stickers on there. Tim? The important man. Tim? Yeah. Tim. So, head over to the Jile Media Store right now. The important man stickers are right there.

Use code important for 10% off. Your order. I've been seeing all these awesome pictures of people just doing this by their own volition. Not even paying us for the honour. Like in places in Brighton, in Ireland. What do you mean in Brighton? Yeah. There's a new one, yeah.

Post just a day or two ago. I'm going to go there and I'm going to fucking tear it down. I'm going to scrape that fuck off. So get yourself a Tim Sticker, put it somewhere, and send a picture or put it on the subreddit and spread the power of importance. Yeah, I think that's most of the The craziness we've got to get out there Or the, you know, the busy work

Let me just have a bounce The bunch Yeah Before we get into any topics And I tell the story of why I'm so injured on this day Got a little bit of housekeeping to do Just to keep it short and sweet Short and bloody sweet on this one

So we round up some of those conversations from a previous episode like what Sven said I'd totally watch a jar poker night yeah what about a jar chess note we need an overhead camera though is a problem that's true

cellar tape would do the trick right no we can cellotape it to the ceiling we can easily sort that it doesn't have to be overhead as long as it's that because as long as it can be like well yeah

wouldn't you need individual cameras so you know everybody's hand when you're watching. Hand for, oh, you're saying for poker. Yeah, yeah, for, I was thinking chess, but I mean the comments are poker. We just, we just strap gopers to our head. Hmm, that's a good idea. Yep, somewhat fire. That was an old idea was to get a GoPro and put it on argue while we were recording and just have it in the corner for the whole time.

Yeah, that would be funny. Maybe we should do that, but for Billy or. Well, Paisley would literally just be. looking at it like a bowl. She doesn't do anything. Just looking at the floor for an hour. Hello, Paisley. Jay gone thematic says, who else is terrified of Alex?

Why? We've got 83 likes. Why? Um... They're joking. Oh, thank Christ. I'm not very good at picking up subtleties and things. We know.

Alex Smith. Sorry, Alice Smith. says, love watching Alex stimming and enjoying his enrichment time on his bouncy ball. Same. And Wine Skins is going to end this segment with really digging the setup. The angle of the sofa and table are engaging. Yeah, I much prefer this one. Yeah, when I came up with it, I was really thinking, how could I maximize satisfaction and engage?

What's happening? She just did the most fucking Skyrim gulp in the world and I felt it going across my leg. Oh, she's a little Skyrim burpee. Yeah, that was just sorry about that but that was grim. What? You've embarrassed her, poor little thing. Making her conscious about her gulp. She was just gulping. So I got two major topics want to talk about today, boys.

Prove it. Two. First is, well, speaking of Paisley in her aggression, um, I just noted down, Paisley becomes a weapon. Oh yeah I guess we have to We have to talk about this A flail A what A flail

A flail A flail My flail She's officially She's more useful Put a pin in that We'll get back to that It was last Monday, okay

Whip your mind back to last Monday Okay? Mm-hmm. And picture this. Beautiful, ice-cold day, but sun out. Nice and crispy. Crunchy. And I was having a nice day.

I woke up nice and early. Early. Luckily, I edited the cast nice and early, got that done. Done. It comes out on Mondays. Um, I did that and I looked outside and I thought, Bloody hell. Looks lovely.

Lovely. And let's stop the Leviathons from coming. And Leviathons are coming. coming I wanted to go for a hike because I figured you know the the ground's going to be all icy and cold and all the slop might perhaps would have dried up so I got Paisley all ready for a hike put on my tiny backpack and um another thing with my tiny backpack I got these you know there's like hooks that explorers have hooks I've got a little one of those that I've got on there what what hooks do do explorers have James you know the hooks that's exactly what I'm going to

do you mean like a clip yeah like a clip I've got a hook I go We've got a little clip. I clip it to my tiny backpack. Like the one on my backpack with the hot sauce. No. They're different. You know, oh my God, everyone knows the clip, bro. The adventurer clips.

The Johnny Thunder clip. Okay. Anyway. Lego Johnny Thunder. Yes, of course. Who else would it be? The like metal clip. Yes.

You know, those adventurer clips. That's more like a hook. But anyway, the Johnny Thunder clip on my backpack, which I attach a small, net and I attach it to the hook so as I go on my hike whenever I see

a Costa cup or some gross garbage I put it into the mesh bag and it hangs behind me and it cleans up the environment the environment I like it's being a pick me so I uh no he's being a picker upper

yeah a pick litter litter up litter picker Does it really make you a pick-me if you pick up poop on the floor? No. No, I'm just taking the piss. Are you putting poop in the net? Only my own. But anyway, that's kind of completely irrelevant to the story. Right.

But I was just enjoying my day thinking, like, right, yeah. Oh, were you just virtue signalling? Yeah, yeah, just a little bit. Just a tiny little bit. Ow. But I went on a lovely hike, and it all went swimmingly. I do so so myself. You went swimming?

Well, I tried to take Paisley to the lake to go. swimming she does love a paddle or two however the lake was frozen frozen no chance there was a swan frozen to the lake did you walk out like in the Walking Dead to save the swan we're falling in the water yes did you save the swan or did it fall in the water I just watched it for a little minute but anyway I got home from my lovely hike and guess what it wasn't as because the sun was out

some of that ice had melted making some slop Paisley was slopping in slop as dogs do getting all sloppy. She was a sloppy girl. She was covered in slop and I figured she can't be in the house being so sloppy as she is hence why I need to clean her. So I thought

hmm, well I've got to I've got to fill up my bucket with some nice warm water because I don't want to use the ice cold water that's outside why not? Because I didn't want to freak her that's fair enough use the ice-cold water boy well I'm gonna have to now

so what happened was I have a small blue pop-up metal table in the garden the most like in for the audio listeners and the visual listeners actually is the just British summer furniture in your garden

everyone knows the metal foldable everyone knows one of those fairly heavy right yes but also fairly small Fairly small, only two-person kind of table Really So I pop that up I tie paisley around it

Because I don't want to go into the garden On to the slop and getting even sloppier So I got her there She's chill She just lies down I go get the bucket Take it inside Fill up the bucket

Nice warm water Nice warm water And I wash her with a car sponge You know But not the same one I use for my car Yeah because she's quite a scaredy cat at times and so food yeah

that'll keep her nice and chill and fine and normal and normal so I bring this bucket outside and she sees the bucket and she goes and she starts a cycle of freaking herself out right she starts pulling to get away from me

with the bucket now and she's about to get a lovely warm clean getting all the mud of her oh wow that's really going to be horrible And somehow in doing that She starts moving the table Which is a loud metal noise Because it's metal

Scraping against the concrete And which frightens her even more So we start escalating She's freaking herself out She's pulling away from the table But the table's following her And the next I don't even know how long it was

The next It felt like five seconds With how quickly it happened But somehow she basically became a chain chomp from Mario somehow dismantling the table so it was flat again this metal table and she starts running in circles perfect circles in the garden being chased in her mind by the table have never seen her so frightened and so aggressive towards something she was like like really like panicking like properly panicking so and she's running in circles very strong

dog. I'd underestimate how strong that damn dog is. But like when they're in that panic mode, they're not thinking logically. So of course, the momentum of a metal table being dragged by fully grown golden retriever is quite considerable. Metal table spinning behind her, decapitated

my favorite apple tree. When that happened, I was like, I've got to act. Can't lose another tree. Can't lose my glass panels. This is getting actually kind of bad. At first I was like, she's going to tire herself out. This is insane. We've just been for a huge hike. How much energy does she possibly have?

Turns out a lot of energy. Wasn't stopping. Frightening, even. So I have to like time it. That was her howling just then. What was wrong with that dog? She knows you're talking. She's like going to go and get me or something.

She's parking at the table in the garden. Yeah, so as you can imagine there's like a chain chomp and you've got to time it right because I didn't want to, my fear was that I was going to jump, land on the table. table, land on the table go flying land on the table and then be on the table

like riding in the train style but luckily I timed the jump fairly well like landing straight on her like pinning her down to calm her down but of course in doing so I somehow destroyed my thumb and my knee

I don't even really know how but I managed to get on her and stop her And the second, like, I stopped her moving, she was just like, yeah, what? Meanwhile, I'm like, literally, it's so embarrassed. Literally, you know, that joke and family guy, ah, for God knows how long. But, like, I was holding her there doing that and was like, right, and then I got the bucket. She still had to get to watch. Yeah, because I had to watch her.

still like just in agony yeah in fucking agony um still not really like probably a little bit in shock to be honest of like I hadn't really realized like what had caught up to me yet because it was like that so quick yeah when you hurt yourself like that is like just looking in the garden these like mud smears and I was like slopping in the mud all like slipping and slide in and oh it was horrible um yeah and then like I yeah clean her up get her inside and then the pain hits and I'm like oh my god my fucking thumb I've like I've sprained my thumb but of course I was more frightened that it was perhaps broken busted or yeah but I think it's just a sprain it's healing pretty quick but it's pretty nasty can you move it yeah well

when I at first I couldn't like link all the fingers together like this um like I could do these ones and then for the fourth and fifth um and of course it's my dominant hand that I do everything with um it honestly might be worth still going to minor injuries well that was the thing it was like I really didn't want to do that no if I'd say I wouldn't but that's just because I'm very I just know with it with with With stuff like this, I'm pretty sure the longer you leave it, if it is busted, the longer you leave it, the more permanent the damage can be. Yeah.

And you don't want limited range of motion in your thumb for the rest of your life. That would suck. Yeah, and I've never, I don't think I've broken a finger before, so I wouldn't know how that feels or... No. No. But it is, it's healing. Motion is the most important thing.

If you're able to... Also, when it happens, get ice on it. That's what I did. I got the ice on it. Yeah. It's the three things. isn't it? Ice, shower, spice. Ice spice. Then watch

Ice Spice TikToks. Yeah. That's really what saved me in the end. Yeah. Gets the blood flowing. But it was literally like, I got some ibuproof and took it and it was like counting the seconds for it to hit in because it was so painful. But I couldn't like do anything. I had to go like lie down because it was like this consistent throbbing pain. Do you not find that when

when, when pain like that when you start feeling the throb do you not think that that's quite like nice some throbs are nice no some throbs are nice but not that I just remember but every time I've been bitten by guys I say that as if I've been beaten by a lot I have

obviously I've got I've got a nice scar on my hand and when he punched my skin there wait it's just like yeah I feel like I'm gonna vomit but then it was like oh it's getting it's getting the throb but it's kind of like oh that's kind of calming and then you just lell it like then the gangrene sets in

that one was pretty gangrene yeah yeah there was like green juice pouring out of that yeah and everyone was just like James go to fucking A&A and I was like that that one you did go to

in the end right one of them you did one of them you did no that was a finger that was um oh yeah yeah yeah my finger just went it swirled up to like

triple the size and it was purple and it was like maybe I go to the doctor what do you find worse like interior injury or exterior bleedy things oh interior is much worse

yeah yeah yeah yeah exterior stuff is like you kind of like when you've just you cut yourself doing things sometimes it's like you just become like oh yeah yeah because I often will do that I remember it was so dumb I've got this really sharp kitchen knife and I like I just yeah just clean the knife after using it and I took it and was drying the blood and I just went and like halfway through doing it

it was just like committed to it and it's just like that is nasty it's horrible I hate that yeah slices like that I always sharpen all my knives as well like obsessively sharpen all my knives so they're nice and sharp

because I hate when you're cutting an onion and it slips yeah I want to avoid that at all costs I keep them nice and sharp but of course that means there's more room for injury I guess so yeah we've cut

It's like you either go surface level where it's just like, oh, it's a bit of blood and then you go to a bit deeper layer and then it's like you can feel the parting. It's like, oh, nice. And when you can see like a bit more than you should, you know, like the layers in your flesh, that gets a bit... Yeah, too much for me, so... Sorry if that's a bit TMI for people out there who get...

Yeah. Some people get squeamish. Hopefully you're not eating your dinner or doing other things. I hope you are eating your dinner. I hope you're out on a run and you're feeling a bit sick. Yeah. Run harder, fool. Yeah, so that was... I do have a question.

A successful Monday. I do have a vague... Just another manic Monday. Blue Monday. Did you not think... Do you not think looking at Pacey doing this with the table behind her? If you just grab the table...

You couldn't though, bro, because it was... The force was like all being channeled into the tables. Was it staying in the air? Basically, yeah It was like sliding And as she spanned It was like Like crash into every

Because the gif I sent Regarding this story Was The vault Oh the vault from Fast and Furious Yeah, it was similar to that Yeah Like are you sure

You couldn't have just like Yeah Like I think If you tried to grab it While there was a lot of motion Yeah it would be like An impact on your hand But I don't think it would have

Like sprained your arm So you could have just grabbed it Oh yeah What I should have could have, bro. That's the thing. Or do you not think that he will literally just stop at some point? That's what I thought, but it was escalating. I was like, I've got to take action.

I double down first now. I'd be like, okay. You could get a way worse injury, though, trying to stop a metal table than a squidgy fluff dog. A metal... Alex is injured. A mid-air metal table. I think you maybe might have got to be able to grab that in a way with the limit.

But if you, like, slip on a curb on a brief. and bang your knee and then it's like saying well if you jumped off the bridge like you know that's not that's not the same i mean it could have been worse if like i was scared of the table like hitting my legs yeah that would have been yeah that would have been worse that would have really hurt yeah with the force that decapitated my tree yeah it could have taken your head off or cut all your limbs off and i'm just like chasing after her on your arm arms you know yeah yeah so yeah pretty narsed pretty nasty is a silly girl yeah i swear is i always have these crazy incidents are you a bit glad it happened though well i'm glad to get a story

out of it you know it's always worth it if there's a story yeah like burning the fence down but i actually have a problem what's that and this is a you why did i find out for an image you posted on Twitter. Why didn't you actually tell me? For the story. At no point. I just went on Twitter in the evening. It was just like, oh yeah, I saw Alex yesterday. Something, nothing could possibly

happen to him. I got on Twitter and it's like, oh, I can make noodles while with a sprained hand. It's just like, bro, I saw you like 10 hours ago. What the fuck do you mean? Well, yeah, man. Sometimes I like to save stories for the cast, you know?

That comes at the expensive of me bro and jim and jim but anyway that's enough of that because i want to talk to you guys about something why we really i don't think we talked about it on the cast and it really it's been on my mind it's red dead it's not red dead no that is on my mind it's banned the same way red dead instead no but listen we were all there for this and it's and it was a phenomenon and I do apologize if we did mention this on the cast we can just cut this short if we did but it's a phenomena we all experienced

and to this day I cannot think of a scientific explanation is this the one? Is this the flashbang? What do you think? Yeah. The fucking flower? No, this is fuck's my mind. The flash. I've never experienced anything like that because I don't think we've explained I don't think we've ever told this story.

We might have done. We were. We might have mentioned it but like maybe when it was fresh or I don't know. Jarlings, maybe science. scientists within our community the people who know something who aren't us we had an experience it was a while ago now when was it a year

or two ago yeah it was probably one summertime so it's when it's getting dark yeah it's getting dark you know later and we went to our local town chippinem for caribbean no it's Caribbean wasn't it I swear it was back from it yeah it might be yeah it was the delicious local yeah yummy yannies

um so it was dark I was driving you were driving it was dark and we'll drive him back we're driving literally leaving the town we go around this round a mile you know we're speeding up

and then suddenly the whole entire fucking sky goes daylight and not just a flash it goes daylight for like two like probably three five seconds max it wasn't that long

yeah it was no it wasn't like a light switch it wasn't like a light switch you're tripping if you thought that was three seconds but three seconds is fucking long. That's what I'm saying. It's short.

It wasn't, it wasn't like a switch. Two. It wasn't on and on. Three. It wasn't that fucking long. It was enough that it fucking made me glitch out while living in my life. It was that long where I was just like, what? But the holes everywhere filled up with this white, blinding light.

The trees looked green. Like that's, it was crazy. Yeah. Yeah, the whole sky filled with light. And from memory, the, the, the, the lights. light turned off. The...

Is that right? The lamps? Did the lights go out? Or they were already off or something. It was like, it was towards sunset, wasn't it? So maybe it wasn't dark enough for the... I don't think it was... No, I think the sun had already set. Yeah, I think the sun had already set.

It was dark. It was dark. I'm pretty sure the lights cut out and then there was the flash and then everything like returned to normal and it was like, huh? Yeah, it was like... There was like...

Because I remember then, because as soon as it happened, we were like, what the fuck? I thought I'd only seen it. So I was like, what the actual, is this some weird phenomenon? And yeah, there were five of us. Yeah, in the car. And we're like, what the fuck? Yeah, like what? It freaked the fuck out.

I was waiting for a noise. That's what I was waiting for. But there's no noise. Nothing. It literally just happened and then nothing was different. Yeah. I was like, what is that? What is that?

EMP? Well, what is going on? Well, yeah, I wondered if it was like a transformer. But this is the thing. I thought that because of the lights turning off. I can't think of what they call. But why would it feel the entire sky there? This is the thing.

It doesn't feel like an isolated, like, aerial thing because it's all of the sky in the distance was all light. And we had, like, a proper, like, open view. Like, you could see for quite a lot. You can see the hills, like, approaching what I live. It's like this much airspace. And all of it was, like, bright-colored. It's like when you switch a palette,

in, like, any gamer there's a camera mode, and you can switch the filter. It felt like that. Yeah. But everything would just become like really saturated. Mm-hmm. But what is it? What was it?

The moment it happened, I, it wasn't lightning though. Again, though, waiting for the sound. There was no sound, nothing. There's no sound at all. But we also weren't in an area with a transmitter. There was not a, but we were also in a car like listening to music talking. No, we weren't, the music wasn't allowed. But the scale of what the visuals, there would have been like a sound to match it, surely.

I don't know. It was really far away. I mean, I'm not saying it wasn't weird, but you want to just explain it. But there's no reason, because the area where that was, was leaving the roundabout, we're entering countryside. Yeah. There's no transformers. There's no obvious light source that would cause. And obviously, even if the light source was in our direct area, why did it feel every bit of sky that was in the, within a mile's range?

I've never seen anything like it. But this is the thing. As soon as it happened, I was like, fuck it, I'm going on chipping and fucking Facebook spotted. to find to this day there's no record of anyone mentioning it happened

which is fucking weird yeah so I keep thinking about it and I can't come up with an explanation I think that is the weirdest bit is that nobody's mentioned no one meant

because it's just by in Chippenham it's like Randawe that leaves right next that I roundabout there's a housing state and there's houses on either side of us as well so there was people

in that direct area who would have seen it So how has nobody ever mentioned it? There were cars, like, in front and behind us as well. Yeah, coming to the moment that I was leaving, yeah. But somehow, I've never, ever... I've, like, gone back to search for it around that day.

Never, ever been mentioned. What could logically make an event of that scale? I know some people are going to say flares. Because flares are highly illuminating, but that's a different kind of light, because it's light downwards as those flares facing down. It's not illuminating all the known sky and view. And, like, yeah.

It wasn't like there was a point where it was most bright. No, it was literally the entire sky was white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't like a flare where, you know. It goes up and then it's a small, a sort of origin point. And I can say it's not a flare because where I live is actually directly opposite one of the artillery ranges for the British Army.

And we've seen flares there. Yeah, sometimes you hear the tanks in the background. We used to look at that and think, what on earth is that? And it was just like, oh, it's flares. Yeah. Because they just fly up and then illumination slowly falls down. But it's not flares. The only other explanation would be like a meteorite or, you know, a meteorite.

A meteorite. Mealterite. Because naturally, as they enter the atmosphere and they get to that speed, they do emit horribly light. That's true. I hadn't considered meteor. But it'd have to be a fucking huge one. I would feel the whole sky with light like that. Do they do that?

They do, they do, they do make a whole lot of light. But if there was no way it could be, because surely someone would have fucking noticed a fucking measure. It felt like, and I know this is cringy, it felt like when a video game glitches. Yes. Yeah, it did, it did. That's why we all had to say, like, you saw that, right?

Yeah, it was like, it's just a simulation, just like they actually turned the bindless setting off. They ran out around for a minute. Or they put on daytime and they're like, all shit. Yeah, yeah. That's what it felt. and look like, and I know there's probably some phenomenon that has been like noticed

that does this. Yeah. But it's the way that the trees and everything look like daylight. Every single detail of everything nearby look like daylight. Yeah. I don't understand how that can just happen. So outside of being tangentially related to Jim's ghost experience, that's the only supernatural thing I've ever experienced

and can't explain. There's no, yeah. Like, I'm thinking of it now. I'm remembering it perfectly and it was like horrifying. How? Yeah, how? why what I feel like there there is definitely an answer and someone I've googled like I've googled everything to do before having them light phenomenon please if a jarling can think of something something out of the box

you're good at thinking out of the box give us give us theories because this is it's been on my mind I can't get it out of my mind every few weeks I'm like what was that what is going on yeah I have I have actually no idea like I know what it was. But it can't be a transformer. It was the flash going speed force. In that instance, the flash traveled back to a different timeline, had a whole plot and then fixed it and came back in that flash.

Really confusing. But I just don't like the fact that nobody mentioned it. There's no record of this random light. Because sometimes there is, sometimes it's like there's a random light and it's like, Like, people are like, oh, what's this? Because this is the thing. We've got to realize that Facebook, it's extremely, like, exaggerated. People will complain at the smallest thing on Facebook groups of, like, their town.

So there's no way in hell. Something that weird can happen, and someone can't instantly be freaking out on it on Facebook. I'm just so glad we were all in the car. If it was just me driving by myself and I saw that, I'd be like, oh, God, I'm losing it a little bit. It would have been worse if we all saw it. but only we, I, like, only one of us, actually. And then we're like, boy, what the fuck just happened? You're like, nothing.

Well, how weird if, like, two of us saw it with the rest of it. We're like, what are you talking, right? You do. That's how you find out who's an MPC. Mm. Like, the whole simulation thing, that's the only time, only thing that I've ever experienced, like, mate, there's no way that can just happen, man.

That's, like, straight. Yeah. It's like, I wish it would glitch in a more, like, obvious way, you know, if it was, like, a huge piece. of like Elon Musk's face or something and he'd be like ah come up you know it's like you know sky room sometimes there's like a I don't know how to explain this with the actual sky room thing but it's like a lighting glitch it like you level up and the whole game just goes saturated white and then it returns to

normal that ain't gonna mean that it's like such it's just such a video gamey thing yeah like if there is a lighting bug or engine issue do you think like NASA like going to space is essentially us going out of the map. There's no detail out there. It's sort of darkness. Yeah. It really is like Starfield.

That is literally what is out there is that shit. Yeah, we're just going out of the map. And a few people have been out of the map. Damn, like that. What's their YouTube channel where they go out of, they like specialize in going out of the map of, um. Oh. Yeah, out of, yeah, I know the one you mean.

Out bounds or? Yeah, something like that. Border. Yeah, something like that. Bounds. Yeah, I know the one you're phone, too. Yeah, it's a good channel, fun. Yeah, I do like that channel.

But, yeah, I guess we'll see after these messages if there's nothing more to say on the flare. Yeah, it can't, like, okay, so it's not a transformer, there's no way it could be. It's not flare. It might have been Gandalf. It could have been Gandalf. It was kind of like Gandalf, you know,

he holds up his staff. At the top of the hill. Yeah. Yeah, you conceal me. It's blinded me off. It wasn't that bright, though. No, it was, it was not like. It wasn't like the sun was like right there.

No, it was just, all, the sky was blue. It went from black to blue, and then just changed. It was like white, that's what I remember. I remember white, bright, white. Bright, white. So, you know, if you were, do you not think that some people see this and instantly think it's like divine, divine intervention? They're like a proof of God.

So if you can do that, why not just be like, you're right? I'm just going to tell you. Yeah, tell you. Oh, right. If it was divine intervention, just be like... Yeah. Yeah, but be a bit less fucking subtle. That's the thing.

Yeah, exactly. What am I supposed to interpret from this? Like, I want you. I want to go into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and my face just morphs into like a god. And he's like, unreal. Jesus. Can you not think that I'd, like, traumatize the fucking shit out of you?

Can we not, like, break that down? Go on then? I would love that, to be fair. in the mirror and seeing your reflection morph into God like that's what happened to Kanye yeah that is true there's someone else in the room as well and they're both

seeing the same thing so we're both in the right yeah that's a huge requirement because if I was if I went up like through some cave and then there was a bush burning and it was like yo these are the rules man I'd be like well I've lost it I'm gonna go check in

yeah you would just convince yourself I'm fucking nuts. I've eaten something and I'm tripping or... There's the worms in your brain. They're just good going. Yeah, I've got some sort of parasite. Why if it seems so real to you? No, no, no, there's no way to like rationalise it besides being insane.

Hallucinations like feel real. That's the whole thing. And it's why there's that question of like, how do we know that my green is your green? Hmm. You know? Hmm. That your reality. is yours and yours alone

but do you not think that even then even if you saw it with someone that doesn't make it any more believable to other people you'd still have to work so people are still going to be doubtful now how about this as well you happen to be filming a TikTok at the time

and it's recorded in that as well you don't you don't upload it no because no you can't upload it you will create walls you have to delete it then I'd ask the Bush are you cool with me recording you yeah and I feel like you know what I've had my fun

I'm sick of subtle. You're the one I've picked. Film it. Yeah, let's go. What would you title that YouTube video? God, God-proof real. In frenzies. Yeah, just three words. God-proof. And you probably get like the maximum of dislike. Jesus is back. Exclamation, exclamation, exclamation, Mr. Beast. But Jesus. Yeah, I think God-proof real. Yeah. Do you not, but you, but you, I've been I wouldn't want it to be God. I don't want it to be like... Yeah, I don't know if people decide

this fucked up because then it's like, oh, there is some truly fucking horrors. I want it to be an Eldrit horror. What if it was like, like Hercules? Oh, a Greek god. Yeah. He's like, yo, they were right. You know?

Well, there's only one thing you do in such a situation, let's be well. If any of the Greek gods will, it's just like... they are the best gods to be yeah it's what the greek gods are the coolest what are you alluding to you you're talking if hercules appeared in your bathroom you're not going to go for that you want to fuck hercules

yeah sure the the greek gods were immensely horny exactly they're picking you because they know you're horny so you've got to act on that hey big hirk they were cool I've got this I've got this book about the greek gods and they referred to them as just like their motivation is just basically the

they're just bored I can do it so that's what I'm gonna do I think that's an awesome That feels more real Yeah You know Like

Why would a god Be so good Why would it Why would it? You know They'd just be a bit fucked That's the thing The Greek gods

Are just compromised things They're just shitty They just have so much power They're hedonists Yeah That's what I mean You want the hedonistic gods Man

You don't want God the fucked up ones Yeah, because at least they're fun Yeah, exactly Yeah Cis phis baby Who's your favourite Greek god Yeah, I'd team up with Cisphus

I don't know my Greek gods off the top of mad Aphrodite That's he'd like I'd know the Roman ones I like the booze one The Roman ones They are just like They're very similar to the Greek

But even more Nuts Which? The Roman gods Oh right Yeah I quite like Norse ones too, they're pretty cool.

Norse are cool. I feel like Marvel kind of ruined it though because I was originally going to say what if Thor like appeared, but then I thought everyone's going to think like Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, imagine Chris Hamsworth and you're basically... Yeah, imagine Chris Hemsworth. You look in the mirror and your face

morphs into Chris Hemsworth. That is like true if I'm insane. I'm like, there and then I'm like ending it. You are a god. No, I want the chaos gods. Onslanesh, boom. At least they're not, I'm fucked. Oh yeah, I guess again, we'll see after these messages.

Hey, it's me, Zeus, the god, my fully endorse the jarmedia merchandise available in the description below. Well, I guess, uh... Wait, hold up, this is how we ensure the second half now. The Leviathens are here. The Leviathans are here I'm just going to put a pause on the questions So I can actually talk about this through a little second

That's a very pedantic reference To something that's been happening in the YouTube community right now The Leviathans are coming There's a There's a YouTuber who He's a And I'm curious your opinion on this he's kind of a vigilante

PDF file hunter you know what I'm saying PDF file hunter to get around the filters a little bit um these are nons and uh I

you guys know how I feel about people versus Preds in these kind of accounts yeah we know how you feel yeah do we do you I remember you went through a phase went through a phase of watching people versus preds

but these channels always get taken down see yeah well I saw a really funny video that was like the the joke was like it was two of these channels meeting right and like they both had accused each other and were like trying to

some of them I've seen some crazy they're crazy videos like vigilante content the fact that it's real that there are people out there that like live streamed them basically catching PDF files yeah you know

yeah one of the most iconic British means is from one of those yeah I'm gonna lose my job yeah the crazier ones have some of these people they get so good at doing it and they catch so many people they have this like perfect script

And they're able to sometimes get them to, like, call their significant others, call their mothers, cool important people in their lives. And I guess they're so kind of like trapped in a situation, they do it. And they like, it's watching someone's entire life crumble before your eyes. It's mad. But the Leviathan's thing was referencing someone who doesn't even, it didn't really even do that. They're more just made these over-the-top, like, crazy over-the-top videos about people who they think are PDF files, I guess, but with, like, lacking research and just not conducting themselves very well. This is slander, basically. It's just unfounded slander, then. Yeah, and the problem, one of the biggest problems with this type of content is that it can actually hurt, like, legal trials.

can actually impede PDF files being put away because some of the evidence can't be used in court or whatever and that's what this whole drama is yeah I think it comes down to the motive and are they doing it because morally they think it's well that's the problem with the Leviathan's a cunning fellow yeah this huge Patreon

of which most of the paying patrons were probably victims themselves really invested into this thing and thinking of it as some kind of retribution but then it turns out five years of doing this content not a single conviction turns out

hadn't got legal advice from anything aside from chat DBD that's just a bit of a mess and I feel like they used this really crazy over-the-top aesthetic with like voice modulators and like

yeah this crazy presentation and now there's like these leaked calls coming out of them all being like oh yeah I didn't think anyone would actually think it was real when I made these videos like it's real when I show the faces of the people but everything else isn't real

so it's just like what the this is crazy because in a way like it's the ultimate grift because who is going to criticize someone who's a PDF file hunter you know what you're supposed to do about that and uh yeah

yeah I feel like if if that's something you actually want to do then like become a cop or a detective or get like become like a do you have to have a sort of

a hero I get it if like you were a victim yourself and you feel like you want to go out there and do something maybe take it into your own hands there's a thought process there but there's also the inversely I guess the the ego trip you'd get if like you build this whole community up you've got your patrons

paying you 10 grand months yeah you're a hero you're Batman yeah you are Batman just not the not the place no no no I just crazy I want to kind of just bring up quickly

your drink is really interesting. I don't know if you've noticed but the fruit have been periodically floating to the top staying there for a bit and then dropping down. For those listening, there's one blueberry, one raspberry and there. Look, the blueberry's starting to go up. Oh.

Why? What's the science there? Watch and then if they've been doing it for ages. Look, it's gone back down now. What's the science there? Um... Bleach. There's blitz in the trink

Yeah James has I've been poisoning everyone for years There's no point going back now That bit Well it's going to be thermodynamics And that Hmm

Well this is the second half of the cast We head over to the Reddit suggestion thread Over on the so Reddit And answer questions like this one from mumbo bumbo If you were a My Little Pony what would your cutie mark be um probably the best one yours would be the Illuminati eye yeah might be might be the Illuminati Pyramid

oh and we like come together we're like the Power Rangers yeah ooh three-part imagery come on or like I'm a horizontal line you're like a perpendicular left-leaning angle and James is a right leaning angle and when it comes together it's the triangle the pyramid come on think of speed that was creative

that was interesting and funny yeah I don't I don't be in orangutan wearing sunglasses going I don't know what the question is I yes you do what do you mean you're saying you don't know what cutie mark is oh I've never heard of that

yeah Okay, well, if you're going to reject I didn't reject it, I played ball I played ball and I'm still being chastised Is that's what happens now with the woke moralists If you don't know your cutie mark You get cancelled Is that really what you people are going to stand for

In 2024 It's time to rise up against We need to bring back common sense We need to bring back common sense we need to bring back coolness we need to bring back yeah we need to bring back

the woke have gone too far they've now got dungeons they've got dungeons and they they suck out all their calm and they have a really good time they have a great time they give them way too good of a time we need to get rid of them he wants them though you know he wants them

goonging yeah that's jealousy bionno pizza says you're dying you have to be in with the DNA of a jar-related creature to save you. This injection of DNA will alter you slightly, giving you the abilities of said creature, as well as slightly altering your personality, picking up some of their most prominent traits.

Some of your choices are Argy, Randy, Billy, Shithead Larry, Slim Shady, Important Guy, etc. Basically any jar pet or member. Who will you choose, and how do you change? Billy.

yeah but nothing would change no you become psycho nothing would change sociopath I know because it's like your zoomies would be a lot more intense yeah very mine is fucking intense

um so like would you have like claws yeah it depends what physical features will change you'd be able to climb really well you'd climb really well you'd have a tail you'd be like holo just because I

I'm watching Spice and Wolf doesn't mean you can use that as an offense. But yeah, sure, in that case, Billy. Billy by far. I'm going to say Slim Shady. Hmm. What was it about Slim that kind of made you shady about it? Um, I just want to be a rap god, I guess. Hmm.

Was the cast Slim Shady on that level, or? You mean Slim Shady, Fortnite star? Yeah, I want to be at Fortnite. what would you be argue but what abilities does he have literally shit bad bad though

the ability to enjoy sustenance from your own feces he probably no he he enjoy no I'm going to say it you wouldn't change I would like to combine with the important guy no this is the thing

important man. I feel like I'd be very content. No, but the important man is multiple people. What do you mean? He's Tim. The face, the face is, is Tim, but Tim's face has been on pictures of various people. Even part of me is Tim. Yeah, you've been timmed. I have been timmed. It's like, have you seen that weird Twitter account that's like, this is what you'd look like if you're black or if you're Chinese.

Oh, you mean, you mean V-loan? V-loan. And then he got Docs and it's like a 14 year old little boy He got Docs and then his reply to Docs and was like This was what I'd look like if I was black o'asian He specifically says Chinese It's always Chinese That's the one last good thing on Twitter is that account

Yeah Is it gone now? No, he's still doing it Oh, right? He's still doing it but that's yeah It's got it's got like a Matthew vibe profile picture like a sun with a big smile yeah there's a sun you know that style of emoji that's like exaggerated to hell

yeah it's not like actually on any phone but it's like kind of overdrawn and has too much shading and stuff yeah yeah it's like them yeah one of those but it is funny it's generally like a really funny like thing

yeah it is but honestly I feel like after what Paisley did to that table if I could have an inch of that strength well we could tie you to a table and throw a bucket of water at you and see what you did. I didn't even throw the bucket. I just stood there with it.

I know, but I feel like you'd need a bit more encouragement. Yeah, you'd need to be abused a bit more to start. Elio replied to that, or Elliot, sorry. Can jar members be infused with other jar members? If so, I think James slash Randy hybrid would be a danger. I think that would probably level James out a bit. I'm pretty level. I'm in my chill-eower.

Wow, he's admitted it Wow No, I'd combine myself with you It's like the question of like You are V Who's going in your head Who's um Brain

Gullum Gullum I feel like If I was put on the The mind destroyer chip I feel like I I would

Like nobody would want to put that in the head Imagine Imagine me being in your head like the way Johnny is but I can just appear in your world and function up That would be intense

Well it would be chill though If it was like A really old orangutan with the plate face I'd be chill with that It's just like sitting there Yeah If he was like always there And I'm like

I'm stressed I need to just like Meditate with the The rangin Yeah Instead of having someone else's thoughts Also in your head As they influence you to do things

I've never felt such a kindred spirit To another creature You know like I saw this video of this old lady, like, meeting a penguin. And she clearly, like, love penguins so much that she, like, she's, like, overwhelmed with emotion. Mm-hmm. And she, like, walks away, going, like, and it's like, that would be me with an orangutan. If I, if I was up face to face with one, I've even, I've, I've, I've gone as far as to look up and research, like, you can volunteer to go and, like, work in orangutan, um, in, like, bonger sanctaries for, like, a week or two.

Mm-hmm. I would genuinely love to do that. Why don't you? Because it's quite expensive. But like, yeah, I will do that one day, I feel like. That would be so crazy. I love a ring of tans. What if they just decided, like, this guy ain't it?

And then pulled your arms off and you fucking ate your brain. I didn't think it's some evil in you. And they're like, you've got to be on this guy. He can't survive. Well, then I deserve it, you know? Yeah. You know what I mean? But they wouldn't kill you.

kill you in a nice way. They'd rip you limb from limb. Yeah. You'd be just obliterated. If that's like, they have the ability to sense if, like, you're truly good or not. Yeah.

In which case, if they did that to me, then I deserved it, yeah. Yeah. I'd be fine with that. In fact, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, like, with no arms. Yeah. It'd be like a...

It'd be like a gears of all executioner. If you'd be a hand off and just beat you to death of your own arm. Well, um... This is an interesting one for you, James. Well, about James, more so from Mr. Blue Pumpkin. A question for jar adept jarlings. The host can obviously answer as well.

We all know James has some second impact takes on various things. Not liking change in texture comes to mind. That's an autism thing. Although his cucumber opinion is valid, so they are siding with you here. But nobody seems to have critzicizing. his opinions on cars. Well, I want to ask, have there ever been a take on cars from James

that is a true Jamesism? Something that just doesn't make sense or is outright said just to spark reaction. Basically anything that annoyed you really. Yes. I can think of one. Yeah, you can. I know you can.

I think we have the same one. Yeah. What's your one? It begins with an R. It went out. No, mine's different. Okay, yeah. We went to see Boy in the Heron the other week

and I drove. and we stopped at a certain point and I had the handbrake on and you're like bro, why I got the handbrake on? Oh my handbrake in my handbrake opinion. Yeah. Oh my, okay. You've always criticised me for this as well.

I don't say it's a criticism. I'm always just like, why'd you do that? Because basically, when I get in a car, I pull away and obviously the handbrake is down. I don't use it until I've, stopped on the moment of destination. It doesn't matter how deep steep the hill is. It doesn't matter what I'm doing.

I never use the handbrake. And it always doesn't confuse me, but I always wonder like why'd you use the handbrake? And this is a normal car. Your car's different because your car's an electric car. Yeah. So you put the foot down and the handbrake automatically

comes off. You don't actually have to press it again. But why did you put it on? So I could sit there where it was like lights were waiting out. But you could just put your foot on the brakes. But then you don't have to worry about like someone smacks into your butt butt, and then you go butt butt into the other butt. Maybe your foot's on the brakes.

But if it's like shocks you, you know, you don't know what's going to happen. You don't know all the psychos around you do. This is the thing, the handbrake is going to do less than if it's on the brakes. Because the hand, the way the, in a normal older car, for example, take my Nissan, the handbrake shoes are inside the brake. disc their brake is using the main brake caliper so the brake pads on the hand brake are actually smaller and they're going to cause less friction less stopping power so by in comparison using your actual brakes there's more of a pad contact on the brake disc which is

not going to move as much in such a situation that's how normal cars do and i know yours in electrics is different but in that scenario it would be safer to use your brakes not safer it would be because in the case in that scenario but that wasn't the scenario No, but that's a counterpoint to your point there moving if someone would hit you from behind But also at the same time

We weren't on a hill It was a slight hill It was at those light temporary lights Barely That was like half a degree gradient No No, I think if you're driving a manual You really should

On a hill See this is the thing Because I just clutch control it so I would just have it when I'm stationery obviously you're not in gear you're just gonna instantly come out of gear and put it in neutral and you just sit on your foot on the brake and then you're just gonna wait so when you when you need to pull away you just put it clutch down into first get to the bind pull away

at no point in that time where you've lifted your foot off the brake and gone down onto the gas don't need to you if the hill is steep enough it will roll back a bit no because with the foot on the bite you're gonna hold it straight though so you're not gonna roll back And then as soon as you let off the brake, because the bites hold in the car, as soon as you're accelerating, you're just going to move forward.

You're never really well back because you're sitting on a bike. And yes, this is correct. You shouldn't do it. Because then you're sitting there on the bike. Yeah. It's unnecessary. But then I only get the bike

when I know the car's about to move somebody on the bike to instantly follow up. It is just a... What was your one, Jim? The Renaud. Rennet? What about it? Because, like, James has historically...

Historic on the... Any French car. True. I talk shit. You poo all over it. And then you buy one and it's like, this is my favorite car I've ever been in. It's like, well, you're obviously just saying that because of like, buy it. It's cope.

It's what actually is. That was, you were on coping. You hated so much. You had to get rid. I did get rid of it. It lasted like eight months. It did last eight months. So, okay, handbrake aside.

Yeah, I understand most normal people are going to want to use the handbook. But it's just because I just don't, no, it's not on my mind. just clutch and troll it. It's just my weird thing. But I know. Okay, so it is a fact. It's a fact. This isn't opinion.

This is not... This is fact. French cars are shit. They actually are garbage. So you take it back? No, no. This is a fact. They are shit.

You said it was good, though. You loved it. So you take it back. Let me get into this. Let me get into this. So the thing with French cars in general is they're known as being extremely un-reliable. electrical wise yes

because my Renault had turbo electrical problems they don't know the French don't know how to wire things properly but at the same time French cars are always a little bit quirky they're a bit weird especially older ones

they're like quite artsy there's loads of old citadans that are just really like cool I love the look of them they're just like so elegant and quirky and I love that but you don't want to drive them you don't want to drive them

and then there's like older French cars, like, you know, during the peak of Group B and motorsport, where they were making the phenomenal cars. You know, mad turbocharged hatchbacks that were just mental. And from a car guy's point of view, that's the desire. It's like a tiny little French car of a huge turbo and you drive the shit out of it. Amazing. But current French cars are like, there's no redeeming quality of them.

They're fucking terrible. And I owned a Renam Cleo. So obviously when my lovely Nissan went into storage, still is I got I needed a second I needed a car so she went on eBay and it was just like oh look at all these cars

they're all shit they're all rusty and it's like oh I found a Wenner Cleo and I fell in love with the little shit and I was just like I'm gonna I bid it I paid more for it than I should of because I fell in love with it it gas lit you

it did it gas lit me into buying it and then we went and bought it we bought it from the most tallie fucking neighbourhood in the world it was so bunt and I haven't been serviced in multiple years and the miniskie workers didn't work and we drove back in a horrible fucking storm Jamie took it the wrong junction because I didn't have a sat-nave

so I was driving down the motor for like an hour extra because I lost Jamie and then I had to drive it for like nine months and in that time it I thought it was a great little car and it was a great little car because the engine was a single overhead cam 1.1 so you can drive the shit out of it and nothing happens and this is The good thing. The engine's also 50 pit. They were about 50 quid off eBay. So if I blew the fucking shit out of the engine, I could put another one in it for like 100 quid.

This is the thing with cars. When you're buying a car, you don't think about the car, you just think about how much the replacement engine will cost. Right. Because if you buy a car of that in mind, you're never out of pocket because you can just put new engines in it. So I drove the fucking shit out of it. When I said I drove the shit out but it was just like, oh, I'm at a junction, I'm pulling it to

Alex's, dump the clutch and fucking just spin the wheels in first get into a bounces off the redline. How often were you changing the tyres? I didn't. Never. I never did. So they were just bare?

Yeah, they were, yeah. How did you sell it? How did I sell it and make a profit? You did? I made a profit. But I drove the shit out of it. And it was just like, you know, it's like, oh, I need to put out of a junction. Because obviously there's a junction, there's a junction, there's cars come in.

I'm just going to floor it. So it would be first get up to redline, second get up to redline, third get up to redline. and by this time I'm only doing like 25 4th gear up to the redline 5th gear off the redline bouncing and I'm only getting to 50 I had to drive the shit out of it to get it anywhere Just great fun

Yeah I do like it When what I like when you have a car You don't care about is like Yeah you'll just crash into a bin Like you'll just scrape by the bin My dad put my wheel even out on our road Because it's a narrow country road And it's like there's enough like space for parking

when I put the wheelie bin like in front of his car but like I had to get out at like 12 at midnight to move the bin so I was like nope so I just reversed up to it knocked it over

kept reversing dented the entire door caved it in pulled the wheels off the wheelie bin it was fine fine was fine and that was another time it was one early morning

the roads were extra greasy and that car had like what do you mean they were greasy no it's in the road was greasy because it was cold Like icy In between icy It was around this time last year

Slushy Yeah kind of But the traction was bad You couldn't go on corners As fast as I would normally So I was going to work I was listening to

Probably like refused or something Because it's on the mind Then towards Melcham It's like hill A straight line Then it's sudden downhill left and way and I went around this corner I was approaching a 60 and I was like

I do 60, 70 in every car around this corner it's fine go around the corner start going in the front the front doesn't move but the back does on a blind corner

the back's gone sideways on me and then it's like snapped it's gone like completely diagonal snapped that way and oh by the time I'm on the other side of the road it then launches me up a bank off the road up a bank

I go up the bank, swerve round, and then basically get shot out on the other side of the road on a blind corner and stop. Because I hit the curb. And then I was just like, in that moment, I was like, fuck, there's a blind corner. If anyone comes down that corner, they're going to smack me at 60 mile an hour side on, driver's side on as well. So I was like, fuck, slammed it into reverse, got out and then drove, and it's fine. And that was the greatest thing that's ever happened to me in a car, because it didn't scare the shit out of me, but it just really took me by surprise. God, you're lucky, man.

I am lucky. You're a lucky motherfucker. Yeah, you could have fucking died. I could have died. Didn't it was just like, oh, then I just continue going to work as normal. But this is the thing. The problem with that car is that you had to drive it,

drive the shit out of it to make it go anywhere. And I generally got tired of it. And I was just like, I need a car that's more sensible. So I bought a normal sensible. Sensible is not the right word. No, it's really not. Because Rone O'Clear is extremely sensible. It was an extreme, great car.

I bought it for like 1,300 quid and I sold it for 1,300 quid I sold it for 1,350 pound so I made profit out of it and I only drove it terribly But when you say sensible Like the other day

In your replacement car We'd met up in the evening And then you were You were driving home I was I was like I'll see you guys later Yeah we were like See you later

We start walking off And you'd gotten in your car And then we just hear where the wheels have just been spinning spinning spinning spinning and then you fucking rock it off and I just see your head like grinning in the fucking window

that was a good one because it was icy as well so I got no traction so it was like start drop the clutch get out of high up here bouncing off the limiter but then I changed gear and then was bouncing off the limiter again and then I just drove home and then when I drove home I got like half a mm

and I was like nah that engine is not making a good noise so I was like turn the radio down and I was like why is it making a ticking noise yeah it was like minus six and you turn the car on and just fucking pedal to the metal you know and I I also have to do long distance

journeys in that I have to do I have to drive to Brighton in it just like a three hour drive in a car that is like a bit a bit woe it doesn't sound good anymore but I bought it for 800 pound my car ticks when it's cold

Yeah, it should That should be fine 800 is pretty good Yeah, 800 pound for a car That is actually Yeah, that's crazy It has heated seats Oh, lovely interior

Do you want to say what the model is? It's a Hyundai coupe But for the Americans It's a Tibbibian But it's a nice little cupe Why is it called something different in America? Because they have the Hyundai

Cupé in America And it's a way bigger car It's a different car Yeah, they're sold here It's a giant, yeah Great car I generally love the Hyundai but it just sounds like it's falling apart all the time

but for 800 pounds I can drive I can do that in it legendary because the engine's also really cheap it's already had a new engine actually what's your version of cheap though what do you mean by that I bought an RB for fucking 3 grand so what's what I'm saying that's not cheap

that that's from this hand but the the Hyundai engine was like 400 pounds and then but obviously there'd be labour to fit an engine but we just do that ourselves ourselves yeah me and my dad we'll just fit an engine

I thought you're implying like we would do it yeah you guys are going to help me fit an engine but no at my house currently there's three engines triple engine yeah because no

there's been two engine conversions outside my house there's two cars have blown engines and then you've got my engine on a lipstick lipstick

I blew an engine in the the dihatsu has killed an engine the spark snapped is what happened with that. The end of the spark plug fell off and it went into the engine and went bang and low conversion. Great, but it's a tiny

engine, it's a motorbike engine, so it's really small. It's a dinky little car. It's a dinky, great, my powers are saying it. The lipstick, yeah. What's it cool? What's the model for someone listening if they want to Google it? Daihatsu Copan. It's a Japanese kai car. It's an actual Japanese car car. It is, it is a kai car with a motorbike, a turbocharged 600cc engine.

Great fucking car. I've driven the shit out of that as well. You know what the ironic thing was When I borrowed it I borrowed it for a week to get to work Because I think the Nissan was doing something I bowed it And I drove the hell out of it Because it's a motorbike engine

And a week later The engine went bang It was just like My parents were like James, why is the copen now dead And it's just like We let you use it and now it's dead I don't know

No idea Actually no At the same time The skyline Same time I my dad Skyline for the same thing and I took that to work for like a few days a weeknight of the engine went bang on that

as well and there's also the Mazda 6 I owned but then I also blew that up was that bluey no that was pre-blue that was the blue before blue yeah yeah the crap that car was terrible yeah

oh we just haven't wants about my silly stories of fucking cars this is only the start though you've destroyed like five cars I've destroyed a fair few And I've also destroyed motorbikes I destroyed my I blew the engine in my first motorbike

And then my second motorbike I did destroy the engine in that as well So so far Only two cars have survived my ownership Only two things have survived my ownership But you don't treat the law like that I'm going to that That's why I'm building it

So I can treat it like that No but that engine is also fucked The Nissan's also fucked because I hit I was listening to I think the cyberpunk sound truck and it was on a rainy day and because it was like

really dark in the morning on my way to work I didn't realize I was hitting a flooded road so I smacked a flooded road at 601 hour and the car the engine's never been the same

my man so I probably killed that engine as well just fine I'll rebuild that I'll strip that apart and put a turbo on it and it'll be fine but yeah controversial car stuff

Weno's a shit and it makes you angry because I actually love them I do actually want to buy another Wano to be fair No, don't Just get a pisser That's the biggest mistake

Yeah He The pisser was a fucking great little car No, but he got a good ending It didn't It did I love that it's in the Congo It's heart

It's living on in the Congo Yeah, the important bit And this is the Jaffans' fault We were literally trying to sell it for like 400 pounds to do... We got a weird amount of interest for the pisser. But nobody came through. People obsessed with the person. Yeah.

The amount of people I had to message. Should have kept that fucking car. God damn. You should have. I could have literally owned it. I bought the Wenow like a fucking few months after we sold it. Yeah. Well, that's because it was stuck on my drive.

My problem. So why wouldn't have gone? How's that my problem? Um, Ogu, Gecko kid said, Hi, Jow, the next episode is out on my 22nd birthday. And as I've been watching since I was 14, I thought I'd finally ask a question. In what ways are less obvious and not too personal and interesting?

Do you think the Jaya boys have changed since you started? Anything you do now on the POSDact that you didn't think you would have when you started? Thanks for all the years of insane. I think we're all just completely here. Yeah. I was extremely shy on that. the first, like, you of job. Yeah, we were, both you and I.

Yeah, we're just like, and then you just can't shut us up. Mm. Which isn't about, like, yeah, it's just a good thing. Yeah, I think we definitely found our cadence. Yeah, well, they always say, it takes 100 episodes to get good.

It took like 200 for me, at least. Times that by 10 for us. Like, we're getting there. we're crawling along we're grovelling at the floor for the scraps of good outside but yeah I do think we've all changed massively I mean it's been nearly 10 years going by he started listening when he was 14 and now he's 22

yeah like we're encroaching on 10 years of doing this obviously we can we stop at 10 years if you want can we just end the decade and make a new podcast with a different name Yeah What's the new one? Rage

Oh Rage media Matt Pat We just take Matt Pat's name The Game Theory podcast Yeah maybe we can replace him Yeah I don't know about

The other half of the question Also happy birthday for them For them What do we have that we never thought we would have A light bulb that changes colour That's kind of fucking crazy An actual set that's not bad Yeah

It's like evolution in a way Yeah Like that great film In the film we've got evolution That's pretty cool film Remember that one? Yeah I got two more I want to do

penultimate from Revert to Monkey If a Las Vegas casino contacted you and wanted to make a JAR Media branded slot machine What would the design be What music and flashy visuals Would it use to get and keep people's attention

None What I wouldn't support the industry No I don't support gambling Yeah There'll be a second part to that comment In four months, three months time Two months time

Last year Going away Vegas, baby. They didn't invite me, by the way. We did invite you. Multiple times. We can bring this up on the cast if you like. Bring that up and drag me.

Let's fucking bring it up on the cast. There's still time. I don't have money. I literally can't go. I don't have to buy a flight. You'd have to buy a flight, but we've got two queens. Two queens? I can't go.

Is that what they call? Yeah. I can't go. We're going in... Like a few months time. Jim and I are going to Vegas. Without me. We're going to chill with Adam.

It's your choice. It's not. It is your choice. You know I'm a hard-core Catholic. Do you know what it'll be really funny if you find Matt there? You go there and Matt's then. What are you doing here?

Yeah, it's going to be fine. But I've actually never gambled before. You know that? I've never gambled. Never even bought a lottery ticket. Never even bought a scratch card. I've bought lottery tickets and done a few of the, like, mini-games on the lottery. Yeah.

But I got to pick a figure that I'm willing to lose. Yeah. Free grand. I'm willing to just be like, piss away. Like, a figure that I'd be happy with. If you're going to piss away money, can you not just buy money ticket if you're going to piss it away? Come on. But like, but then you would need...

Oh, no, I don't gamble. I wouldn't gamble. You wouldn't gamble in Vegas? No. What would you do? Nothing. I haven't drink either. It's sober year, baby. Maybe it's good you're not going then. You'd be bored out your mind.

Yeah. When you put it like that, yeah. Hey, I'm a Catholic boy now. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready to smoke stogies indoors. Get my drinks. We're in a hundred grand, baby. Yeah. I'm not going to stop spending till I've made more money than I've spent. you know and if I win some then it's not enough yeah if you win some you instantly put it down on table

yeah as soon as you can only increase it yeah there are some good uh well a good Louis through documentary on gambling acts in in Vegas yeah yeah really good one yeah so that would our one be just you know you know like just have it be like goon shit. Gambling is gooning, but it's all just porn.

Probably are those machines there, come. It literally is like born everywhere. Well, yeah, but I mean, combine the two because then you're getting people there for just like the boobies. Yeah, they're getting the hip. Maybe that's one of the things you can win like a flashlight comes up.

It's a full of coins. And instead of it bit like being like he's one he's running just sucks you dry was it's like the sound of like an orgy it's moaning

voices and you don't even win like money you win like jar coins to spend on the store yeah to get fucking stickers of this yeah you win the jackpot and it just prints out of Tim

a flashlight full of stickers no it's Tim as a stick is a flashlight Like a fleshlight turn. Oh, that would be awesome, like a, like a silicone, like, mold of Tim. And he like, seps you off. Yeah, lips. You attach like a Dyson to the other end. Mm.

Yeah. Mm. Yeah. Mm. Right. G.G. 375 can take us away here. Hi.

I was wondering if any of you jailboys have advice about Korea shit. about career shifts. I recently started full-time work at an accounting firm. It wasn't so bad for the first few months, but with the advent of spring also comes higher than usual working hours, with my firm expecting us to work 55 to 60 hour weeks. I complain, but according to my manager, this is far less than what the top firms expect their employees to work. This, as you can expect, is not ideal. I'm friends with many accountants who are also working at firms, and they seem to take these higher work hours with stride and pride. but I can't help but feel I'm watching my life go to waste. My real passion is writing, but I pursued accounting for the job security. I only have to work in public for a year to get my CPA. I thankfully already passed the barbaric tests and just need to meet a certain number of hours to get licensed, but still that has a long year.

And I'm thinking I may not have to work for two years in order to resume in order for my resume to look up to snuff. All this preamble is to ask, What are the jar boys' perspectives on career shifts? Is it always ideal? Would it be a waste to suffer at this job I hate for a year or two before doing something else? How would you cope with having way less free time?

Thank you for the pod. It does a lot to keep me sane. I can relate to this. I can relate to this. Because I used to work in bookkeeping and the lower levels of accountancy. And I started doing the exams. And they got to a point and I was like,

this is fucking miserable. I'm not doing it anymore. And I don't do it anymore. Accounting shit. It's like you get paid well If you're being made to do those hours And also I got to remember I'm pretty sure it's the third highest

In terms of suicides Accountants It's a stressful job And don't do it Leave But career shift You just have to be open To pursuing an opportunity

I used to always tell myself When I was working in accounts It was like The next opportunity pops up I'm taking it of all my stride And I work in the same company building robots so you just have to like grasp the opportunity yeah it's obviously much more difficult if you're more specialized within accountancy

because then that's your skill set and obviously I had background and mechanical that's why I just shift it doesn't mean it's impossible but when you've got like specialized skills you're kind of us in that field mm-hmm well I don't know if that's a sunken cost fallacy no it's not but it is like sunken time fallacy. Like, I've put so much time into doing this one thing, I should stick with it otherwise it's a waste. But you

might be way happier shifting. You will be, I was. Like, if you stuck with those exams and finished them and went into accounting, there's it's probably less likely that you would have shifted

to be happier. But it's it's about like valuing, when up what you value um some people are fine with that like if the trade off is big enough if you're putting the investment in willing to work a job you don't love but it pays good or whatever that is an option i think i think almost everyone is programmed that way if if you were told like you could be a bin man for a million pounds a year but it's like 50 hour work weeks

you probably would do it for at least a period of time. Yeah. You know, it, you have to weigh up more than just, like, the monetary value. Yeah. But as the, as GGG was saying, if he's got this creative spark that's not being scratched, that's always going to be there. And that's always going to be, what is going on with the fucking parts, man? Who?

I can't even tell who it is, but that will always be there. there in some form and you know i don't know if you want to have that regret but this yeah that's your choice though um i don't know if you want if if your plan is what bunker down with the accounting do it for 10 years save up get yourself into a super secure position then do the writing yeah i don't know that's understandable if you want to do that because there's a lot to be said for security and a yeah comfort blanket but yeah but yeah you can can't undervalue your happiness though as well yeah and you're miserable and those

itches like you said a creative itch if you leave that unitched for too long it just dies yeah you may find yourself in a place where no matter how hard you itch that it ain't going away no

no man I know I know uh it's unfortunate it's overwork because the good thing about writing is it's not you can undo it um you know even if it was just like a page a day if you would like getting something out there i guess the idea is that he's so overworked he doesn't have the creative juice yeah left in him that you would if that's that's the tricky bit with yeah um time and as you get older you just seem to have less and it's yeah opportunity costs and all this these kind of things

all this balancing up and it it we definitely have way more opportunity in this day and age to shift careers that basically that wasn't an option before like the turn of the the century or whatever to the same degree yeah um but at the same time it does get harder the older you get to change especially the more responsibilities you have if kids get involved yeah if you're married if you're paying a mortgage if you're paying rent yeah if you're paying bills which everyone is um

yeah and the more people relying on you that affects your decision making yeah there's a lot to it yeah but you got to trust your gut and then and uh trust your gut and value your happiness i guess yeah well guys i think that's uh i think that's this episode a bit longer than normal but they like it when we do one of these every now and again crikey any uh final words for the Peep-pee poop-poo time Um, bit peepie and poop-pea Off he goes Any final words, bro?

Um Just believe Like the SpongeBob movie Just believe in yourself SpongeGar Now that we're men We can be anything Now that we're men

We can be anything Now that we're men We can be anything Men Anything Now that we're men I'm gonna win at chess Yeah

Yeah Yeah Oh, oh, I don't know how much, oh, oh, and then, oh,

and I'm going to oh, oh, oh, and, oh, oh, oh,

oh, Thoughts? Doesn't it relax you? Yeah, it does actually. It's not ASMR level, but it's still pretty good. What a lovely little instrument. It is very lovely. Hello traitor.

Hello you bloody traitor. Hey? She is a traitor. Hey? What are you even trying to do? Come here, you naughty thing. You bloody little traitor, this is your world. Yes.

This is all on you, little golden. Mm-hmm. Have you got your new one yet? I'm waiting for it to arrive. Where'd you buy it from? eBay. They've got like vintage ones on there for like 100 quid. They look like crazy.

You should buy a vintage one. They look like straight from red then. Then why you get one? It's 100 quid. This was like a fibre. Yeah, why don't you just get a nice one? you gotta make sure you're gonna like use it you know and I feel like I've been committed to this one after upgrade to it I think it was 20 quid the new one

no you should have slightly bigger it'll probably be a different pitch Oh myo. Hold on the photo. We're also one, two, four. Hey-beo. many hours do you practice about four hours a day you need to be like the you know those guys he needs to he needs to get a better one I don't know what the strap is so from you know a different style I think you need calluses well

that's yeah that's the main thing I don't go oh yeah you just need a new one That one's not good enough. You need one with a bigger, bah, bah. It's like the cock on an A of 15. It's limited, it's only small. Exactly, you need like a big boy one. I need a big boy one. I need a big boy one.

I need a big boy one. Yeah.