JAR Media Posdact - Living The Nightmare - JARCast Episode 260

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

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I've never had that problem But I've had the problem No, I can't I think I've told this story But I don't want to say it's disgusting You know, put pissing in between the seat In the bowl Yeah

Yeah, that's why you're holding over doing a bitch That's the problem That's what we're trying to avoid it Yeah, pissy rim No, but that wasn't That wasn't just because I was turdied at the time It's like, that's why that happened.

Oh, okay. So if you've got like a semi or something. Yeah, I had a semi, it just happened to align with the between the gap, but I was bent over doing it, ish. So I pissed him my own face. Good afternoon, morning, evening, or night, and welcome to the JAR Media podcast.

That just happened. James. Oh, good afternoon. Alex. Good morning. And good evening and good night. I'm Jamie, one of the three of us. How are we all doing?

Terrible. I'm terrible after that story. How would you think I felt? What's the number? How many episodes have we done? This is 260. You will. James is ready tonight.

Today. It's not even a night yet. Yeah, not yet. This is quite a surprise. afternoon for us. It's a nice time of the day. This should be recording Jha. Kind of early evening. On a Saturday.

It's a little sure. How we doing? Oh, living the dream. No, how are we actually doing? Living the dream. You can't say that. No, I can say that because it's actually the truth. Okay. Well, if it's the truth, then. But what if it's a nightmare?

Is a nightmare a dream or is it something else entirely? I don't know, but I just know that that's James's normal go-to, even if he's having a bad week, he'll say it. So I've always interpreted it more as a sort of ironic, yeah, day-by-day, just living, doing what I can sort of thing. I know, people now reply to me when I ask them how they're doing, they actually say living the nightmare, because I say to them living the dream. So that's what they say to me now, and it's like, I respect that. Yeah, it's a fun play on words. I'll take it was a fun play on words cleaning up the house

How's that a fun play on words I'll let James explain that James is too focused on taking his Crikeying coat off Well it depends What do you mean The whole intro is throwing me off so bad

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on Spotify, iTunes and Spotify. I mean, SoundCloud. Why do you say SoundCloud every time? We can be found on SoundCloud. I'm pretty sure that we can tell it's responsibility that I never bought on SoundCloud. Are the Giants going to get angry that I'm spreading misinformation? The two like SoundCloud fans in the

fan base would be like... The two people that use SoundCloud? Yeah. Or have you known many people use SoundCloud? Three, sorry. How did you think Joji got a career? Little pump? Little pump?

Yeah, they all came from... Little Pimp started off on SoundCloud. Man, fair play. Ponyated as well. Right. Yeah, let's actually do some housekeeper now. We've got to clean some stuff up. There was a lot of controversy

in the last jar cast. Okay? We got some stuff we got to address. Like this one from endless possibilities. In defense of James, you all made the same points about the penguins of Madagascar as he made about the minions. For those who don't know, last episode, James admitted the truth that he loves minions.

I'm in no way saying that the minions are on the same level of the penguins. But you all agreed that the penguins sucked in their own movie, but worked in tandem with the main characters of Madagascar too. James made the same point saying that the minions relieved the viewers of boredom from the main cast of Despicable Me Too. Just thought I'd introduce this point and see what kind of chaos energy it brings to the cast. I hate that. What's your problem with that?

You see, with Madagascar, the, the four protagonists, all incredible fun characters. Well, to me it's more, Madagascar is like, there's so many layers to it. There's so many layers of irony and secondhand embarrassment that add to the kind of enjoyment of it. The Minions franchise, the Dispickable Mean franchise, doesn't have that irony in the same way.

No, and like the stuff with the, the plot of the first movie where he adopts the kids. Everything with those kids just sucks and it's like pandering. The true dibby of that movie is the youngest girl. Uh-huh. It's so cute, I want to die. That line is tattooed into my brain because of how much it upset me when I saw it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's very like early internet humor.

Mm-hmm. Actually, just minions kind of are In general They're very like Like early YouTuber As all these like weird CG creatures Yeah, crazy frog

Yeah But not quite as like intensely Scary Scary, frightening European Is that actually the minions are European Minions are very European Yeah, yeah you're right

Dibi Ibbo Yeah It's not good is it So the only thing I'm gonna say on the matter Is I don't need to Prove why I like minions I don't need to argue about why I like minions I just like minions

I will admit to the parallel here Just in terms of Yes The penguins Don't work in their own On their own But they work as part of a crew You could say a guru

I I think the best thing about the penguins Is that they are the driving force Of the plot every time like shit ain't happening without them yeah if you take the penguins out just nothing happens in the movie which is funny yeah whereas the minions the minions are what you go to the cinema to see but you're forced to go through the trash of the other stuff which is the plot and everything the minions haven't like no plot at least in the first one i've not seen the others

well um we'll be going to see minions rise of grue and probably do a maybe our first truly in-depth multiple-hour discussion on a movie I'm hyped for that you're really hyped from your reaction so um we got this one from victor hello boys

here to deliver some splendid news recently more information about Eldon Ring has come out and at last he's done it jar warrior Alexander is a confirmed NPC, massive props to Alex for his first appearance in a video game since the 2018 classic Hunt Down the Freeman. I'm now actually looking forward to that shit Eldon Ring game. What? Apparently there's like an MPC called Warrior Alexander. Oh, they're talking about you. What? Hunt Down the Freeman. You were in Hunt Down the Freeman.

Yeah, I know I was, but they're talking about Eldermring. Yeah, you're now in Alderman. No, but you're Alexander. Warrior Alexander, that's you and Eldon Ring. But, no, but I was assuming, like, in a trailer or something, they announced that there was, like, an MPC called, like, Warrior Alexander or something. Yeah, there's an NPC called Warrior Alexander. Yeah, and they're saying it's you. Yeah, you're, yeah, no, this is why I brought it up. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. What do you mean? No, because I was confused. I was confused because they were saying, wait, read the whole thing again. Okay, okay. Hello, boys, here to deliver some splendid news. Recently, more

information about Eldon Ring has come out, and at last, he's done it. Jarl Warrior, Alexander is confirmed NPC massive props to Alex for his first appearance in a video game since 2018 Jarre Jarre warrior Alexander

Well I see You know more about Eldermring than me I figured you'd be like Oh yeah that's all something But I guess it's not I'm wondering you know those pop guys Uh huh Is he called Jarre Warrior Alexander

Oh shit Like the jar bits included Is possible If the jar bit is included Then that is ridiculous I need to do some research Yeah It's just embarrassing

It's so close They're to coming out You're going to play it James Are you going to play Warhammer I'm going to play Warhammer I'm going to play Warhammer Because I'll do mean shit

Um No I've got no beef of Dark Souls If you like that thing You like it Yeah I'll give it a try I'm looking forward to Horizon 2 A dinosaur

Big Dinosaur fight robot game That'll be fun I can turn my PS5 Yeah, it's been collecting dust for like months. Since I played Mars Morales, which is pretty fun. Right, so he's not called Jarre Warrior Alexander. Okay. But the guy that is the pot that is kind of like a jar is called Alexander.

So that's, so that is who that Alexander NPC is. His name is Warrior Alexander, the pot. Okay, I like that. Nice. I'm going to get hit you a Funko pop with them Yeah they do do Souls pops don't they Yes Yeah they do definitely did they do Sekaro pops

They'll probably do Eldon Ring pops Yeah I think they did a Sekiro one I think I just want to ask before we move on How often do you think about Hunt down the Freeman Semi regularly It's one of my favourite memories Is the first time clips

Of like the completed product started going around and I saw the clip of Keemstar as the president I don't think I've actually ever laughed that hard because I was just like upstairs just doing something I opened Twitter and then caught me off guard that's probably what did it was being caught off guard and being like and just like all of the like cogs turning and being like oh my god this is what it's like turned out to be

it was like oh it's so funny yeah I really don't know how I'd feel in your situation what do you mean well as someone quite attached to half-life uh right yeah yeah because it is an infamous project it's yeah it's like it's it's like the room of video games it's like that is yeah but it but it's there's theories the half-life alex wouldn't have been made or or like finished if if not yeah they need you to save the half-life name yeah because like it genuinely damaged Half-Life so hard because Valve was just like, yeah That's what was so confusing about it because Valve

They allowed it to happen They had permission to release it So they allowed Half-Life to be damaged So then they had to like Remind people that it was good Yeah It actually has a significance in gaming for a reason

So it could be Thanks to you Half-Life Alex Shit, another one Was made? What's going on? your core to to Valve's

recent ventures there was like a year ago or something every now and again people like email email me like do you have like any extra details on hunt down the Freeman just because of the attachment to half-life as such a huge fan base like people love Valve shit online and everything

so they want to they want as much information as possible about it like asking for like the full script and shit and I've like sent a few things to some people what I can find I think I still have the full script on like Google Docs and all the Skype messages and all the weird shit We could we should remove this on the episode

But we should do a cast where we just read the script And that's the cast That's not a bad idea I can reprise the role And who's who's Kume Star President James I'll be Keevistar president Fuck I think Sky Williams was on it

I think Pyrocinical was in it So fucking weird Vice Pirate is the main guy. Yeah, yeah, he is. He's in Sekaro. You're right, yeah. Yeah, I've never heard it because I've never played with the English voice track. He does a bunch of those voices.

He's like a ninjury-type boss, isn't he? Yeah, I can picture exactly where he is in the game. Noid monk has this to say. Hello, Ming, is the only Finnish Jaling here to inform you that the infamous TV license is not only a British problem but a Finnish one too is called TV Maxu

which basically just translates to television payment and works basically just the same as the one you goobers have that shows how closed-minded we are TV Maxu yeah we're not of all the countries to know about it's like I swear like that part of Scandinavian general

is something a lot of the world does not really know about I don't think I don't know what the standard is for other countries for them to have an understanding of living in other countries It's like something like how are you supposed to truly understand Yeah, because especially because a lot of what we think is information is actually like exaggerated like storytelling In movies and music and TV and books or whatever in the news and Twitter and social media so Yeah, and then even like within countries like people will

debate and be like um like within the UK even like on shit like what's the truth the true British way to do something yeah yeah so like actually understanding what it is to

like be a part of a different culture it's impossible to know unless you do go and live there not for like a month but like live there all I say is it's you might also have the license but you have a better

country so name one country worse than the UK well it's like that's a that's a loaded question because it's like any third world country for obvious reasons what reasons lack of water yeah yeah no but how exhilarating plumbing see no this is like you know it's easy because it's like first old countries what countries worse than the UK and it's United States every time it's this USA because they that's a first old country that some starts to even have one in water, and the healthcare is fucking private. Like, what first-all country is worse than America? Because Russia's not first world. That's like second world.

It's actually wrong to say first, second, third world. Yeah, I thought they changed it now. You have to say, like, developing countries, I think now. Yeah, it's like developing countries. Yeah. But whatever. But yeah. I don't know, I don't have an answer. I'm not, um, boldly enough.

Jokes aside, bullshit. I saw, I could. I could read in your eyes of a hundred countries came up to scream out but yeah so it's like

you know every country's different we're all good and bad for different reasons yeah and um we here living in the UK

probably have it rougher than pretty much everywhere else so yeah it's kind of hardened us and made us into stronger people I'd say yeah

we're in a pretty rough underdeveloped part of the UK and it's like yeah yeah we we have not had easy easy lives by any means it's been difficult some of us haven't survived

yeah do you know how long I had to wait to get a PlayStation 2 I mean like yeah no how many games did we have on the PS2 we only had like five three yeah well it was more like 10 but most of them were like just like Monsters Inc game or whatever shit and like golf yeah like who wants golf

like we didn't have phones to yeah I didn't have an iPhone until I was 16 Jesus, bro Mine was like 20 So when I see people Tweeting about like My life so hard

Imagine not having an iPhone Until you're 16 years old Imagine not being able to go on TikTok Until you're like 16 Imagine TikTok not even existing Until you're in your 20s Yeah What have we missed out on?

So much V V has a one for us You made me curious so I googled how cavemen fed their babies Do you remember the context of what this was like in reference? Yeah yeah because um baby food Like cavemen didn't have baby food Apparently they used to chew up the food for the baby until it became a paste

And then they'd spit it out and feed it to them It's still a thing in some non-industrial countries According to one scientific article I found 80% of babies in Nigeria still receive pre-chewed food. Scientists believe this is how babies' intestinal tracts and mouth flora were inoculated with beneficial microbes, also training their immune systems. So what you're saying is we've gone backwards. Going to the squeezy cartons of salmon

is worse for the babies than just us spitting our food into their mouth. Who's saying that? What do you do, right? If you're like walking around town, You see some parent there with their child They sat outside a nice like coffee shop In their table like overlooking the town

You look over and the parent is Putting some salmon in their mouth just chilling Not swallowing there for some reason And they lean over and they fucking Into their baby's mouth Like a bird It's weird Even though that's the correct way to do it

Yeah if it's more beneficial For the baby to do it that way Is it more beneficial? Well no as they just said Is the micro-oops I thought that was just because they were eating solid foods as opposed to before they had...

No, it's because it's in the mouth. Because they're chewing in the side microbes, you know? No, it's like just the act of eating like meat as opposed to just breast milk. Well, I take that as in doing it that way is more beneficial to the baby than the squeeze. That's not what it says, though. It doesn't say that.

No, but you can interpret that from what it says. Like, read the end of it. No, I'm not into interpretation. There's things and there are not things. And the thing that I just said, it's on there. Read it again. The whole thing? No, just the end bit about the microbes.

Sciences believe this is how babies' intestinal tracks and mouth flora were inoculated with beneficial microbes. Were? As in this is how they did it before they could do that with process foods. Do the process foods have all the gut flora? There's not gut flora coming from the parents' mouth going into... They're not vomiting like a bird.

They're getting microbes. though, right? Is that I know what they're saying? Yeah, that's what they're saying. That's what I'm trying to say to you. I'm trying to translate it. You know? The mouths are an intensely bacteria dense place. The implication from that is that babies get it anyway

from baby food. That's why they have baby food. But maybe it's made our babies have worse immune systems. Because we don't do it anymore. Because we have the squeaky bottles. But we can't say either way from what from the information we've been given. Yeah. not, I've done no research. I'm just going of comments, so.

It makes sense, though. Yeah. Unless we've just been tricked for vomiting in each other's mouths is the way to go. Well, like half vomiting. It's kind of 50% vomit. It's not, because it's just chewing. It's just chewing food and gobbing it into your child's mouth.

If it's not gross, would you let James chew up some chicken and No, that's different. Because that's very, we're adults. What do you mean? Sharing my cranes. I'm not a baby. He's not a baby. We don't need to. We both have strong immune systems anyway. We don't benefit from it. I'm not the one saying it's not gross over here, you know what I'm saying?

It's not gross. Okay. Wallace said this. Is it just me or is it impossible to watch old episodes of Jarl when James is without a beard? Yeah. Yeah. I agree. It's a clear line in the sand.

Yeah. And I think we guys take credit for this. No, absolutely. The Jarlings. Us and the Jarlings. Yeah, it was actually the. The Jarlings were crucial for it Because we were pushing it

But it wouldn't go far enough Until the Jarlings got involved Yeah, I can't go against the Jarlene's wish I wouldn't I wouldn't say that if I were here What the Jarlane's gonna do Last one here for housekeeping From an unbuilt coma

Weird that they don't know Simon and Garfunkel There was a comment left last episode That my hair made me look like Art Garfunkel none of us knew offhand who Art Garfunkel was I've heard the name I had heard

Yeah I know who Simon and Garfunkel was But for some reason it wasn't like I'm more familiar with Paul Simon than I am Art Garfunkel Who's Paul Simon? Simon in Art Simon and Gonfunkle Who's a... He's got a few songs mum likes

You'd probably recognise a couple But I can't say I'm the most familiar Yeah I mean The dude's called art Garfunkel. That's someone who's... It's quite a distracting name if there was such a thing. Yeah.

But that's a man that's designed to be successful. Yeah. Designed to be known. It was determined from the moment it was born. Yeah, you don't get a name like that without like having a predestined purpose. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's success from birth.

Yeah. Absolutely. Let's do some topics. Um, we got a couple options here. There's one actually that's kind of pressing because I just wasn't expecting it to even happen or come up because a few episodes ago, episodes ago we were talking about this bet you guys. I'm so happy you brought this up, Alex. About James said something along the lines of GTS-6, Grand Theftal 2-6.

I can't remember if he said was going to come out this year or was going to be announced this year. Come out. Well, I meant be announced. That's not how it works, bro No, but that's what I'm intended to say And it came out one That's not me bouching You can't say that

Well, I'm not giving you the money Because I shuck on it bro No, but an announcement has been made And that's good enough It lines up Well, that's not how it works That's not how it works Yeah, but betting's bad

I stand against the system that is betting The timing of this We have to admit is insane Yeah Like how many episodes ago was it It was barely any couple Yeah, but the timing, I've got the timing spot on maybe just not what the agreed thing was, because it was stupid to say that GTA would come out two years.

Not only did you say it, but you said it again. You reaffirmed what you were saying. It's stupid to say that GTA 6 is going to come out within two years when it takes them like three years to bring out after an announcement. It takes them ages after announcement. Even like an official trailer takes years. They don't even announce it. It's a stupid thing to say.

But no matter what I said, an announcement, has been made in this time period and that's still something yeah which is impressive sure but yeah that impressiveness you are obliged to I'm not giving you 50 pound damn

see what the jarlings have to say about that one well the jarlings yeah yeah no actually what did you just say about the jarlings how um you have to do as they say jarlings let us know down below what James should do in this situation he bet 50 pounds he shook my hand on this

bet and has been proven wrong. Shall I read the title of the headline or whatever, so we understand for those who aren't in the know. GTS-6 confirm, Rockstar finally says it's in development. We are pleased to confirm that active development for the next entry in Grand Theft

Auto series is well underway. It's bullshit anyway, because they've been developing it last two years. The development time is so long where it's obviously been in development. They haven't acknowledged it yet. That's what they're saying though. They're saying it is like they've begun and they've been doing it for a bit.

Well, this is, yeah, this is the first time we're actually like, yeah, we actually are making it everybody, right? Yeah. So there was, like, it was obvious, but it wasn't. Yeah, it's for the, it's for the dumbdums who just thought because they hadn't said anything, like, they just weren't making a game. Like, it's obvious they were making a game. Yeah.

And in other, uh, similar kind of news, um, Sony bought bungee. yeah yeah this this year has gotten off to a pretty wild start did we talk about

Microsoft buying Activision yeah very briefly we brought it up I think offhand an episode of two ago I would say it's kind of like a

Microsoft smashed the glass in the glass house of a baseball bat Sony threw a stone at it and it didn't break there's no comparison in terms of size between bungee and

I kind of disagree I think Cod is something And I don't think Gungi can pull anywhere near the numbers of Well I'm just thinking because like what has Microsoft done with its exclusives Recently In the past like Ten years The biggest thing has been Halo Infinite

And that game has had like a very trouble They've only started this mass buyout thing though The last couple years But even with the stuff they they already had with like rare Oh yeah the rare One was a huge fuck up. They own Double Fine. They own all these companies, and for the past 10 years, they've done nothing.

Whereas Sony... They haven't owned Double Fine that long. Double Fine's fairly recent. But again, like Rare and shit, like... Yeah, Rare's the worst one. The Gears guys, they have studios. I feel like the reason they're buying publishers is because they don't know how to publish. Well, the reason they're buying publishers is for GamePost.

That's why they're doing it. Yeah, yeah. All of the studios they had have had really successful. series and it's like they've had to convert those successful series into the next generation Gears of War Halo so they're they're continuing a series which they've kind of pumped and left already so trying to make reinvent these series with the development studios you have is a lot more difficult than Sony basically making all these new IPs is what they've done I don't think that's actually fair to compare the two it is totally fair because

like what did Sony do with the guys that were making like shitty Killzone games for years let them do something they actually want and then Horizon comes out and everyone loves it so if Sony is just yeah no but that's a new IP same developer new IP but Microsoft hasn't done that but it's like they had the the Killzone devs and instead of forcing them to just

make shit that they didn't want to make constant but Microsoft shot themselves in the foot by brandishing multiple studios and naming them on one franchise you've got the Gears of Warmakers you got the Halo makers and the Falzer makers we all know we all know Mike

are fucked up. It was so obvious from the whole Xbox release. They fucked up and they fucked up for a good five years. That doesn't mean they're not now good. Now buying all these studios, it's destroying Sony. I don't think Sony's going to... I think there's still plenty of incentive to buy a PlayStation though, because

Sony exclusives... They're still selling more than them. And their exclusives are better. Microsoft has released nothing that can compare to the amount of... Even if a lot of the Sony stuff is samey, now that they have bungee, that's potential for a new

FPS franchise that could be huge that's not going to happen though we know that's not going to happen we know I think it's totally likely I don't think so I think Bungie's two Destiny is to they exploit their player base so much and they make so much

Yeah but Destiny is not going to go anywhere But Bungee is a huge studio They can make what else do Bungee work on that They've been building a project called Matter for a long time now and that's theorist I think it's a hero shooter Yeah, I'm going to say

That's not gonna get anywhere Hero shooters have passed that now Yeah, we'll see, I guess But it's like, how do you trust Bungee making this whole new franchise I don't trust Bungee Yeah, that's what I mean But

At this point I kind of trust Sony when it comes to exclusives I think it's because you say that Because we've been in the Sony peak And it's like if Cod and all the Aggvision games become PC And Xbox exclusive They won't

so Microsoft have the money to do that and not feel it that's the thing if they can do that they can slowly drive well when it when it comes to Microsoft to me like they've accepted defeat in the console war like PlayStation just sell they've not seen like they've they've addressed

they've addressed this and saying that they like barely even see Sony as a competitor anymore they see like Amazon and these big yeah because Microsoft is obscenely huge way way bigger so they don't even need to compete in that space. All they, what they've done now is they're just going to sell shit on Sony hardware, make money off of their platform. But the best way to do that to maximize profits is to control the studios, is to have all of the studios under your wing. So then you funnel

the money, you make, they make profit and you sell it on the PlayStation. They control everything they'll make the most money. I mean, Sony will, Sony will make a console and that's it. And that's not profitable for them. And then Microsoft would consume that as well. Well, I think just generally, when Microsoft buys something, they don't tend to wall it off in the same way that Sony do. They treat their exclusives differently.

Like, they bought Minecraft, like Microsoft did. You can still play that on PlayStation. They haven't taken that away. Yeah, but I think there's a difference between taking away. It's like if it's on the console in the first place, if you take that away, that's bad optics.

Microsoft don't want bad optics. So saying that they've bought this company and they're not, they're leaving, they're not making it exclusive is different. I think give it to, years if they're buying cod in two years time it's very likely they could make it exclusive because that's more financially it makes more sense but surely the ultimate financial win is put it on game pass people are incentivized to get it there but if they don't want to

play it on pc or on game pass sell it for full price on playstation they're making money either way they're winning either way yeah yeah that's the way i see it like Microsoft don't even need exclusives anymore and cod's like the best selling game on playstation so and they own it so they're just getting supplemental income from it's like difficult to talk about to understand because it's like the level these corporations are thinking of is something that we are not bred for these are bred fucking machines from birth to be like unbelievably corporate these rich families they send their kids off to these schools to build them into like these corporate animals you know so trying to understand the logic of what their corporate purchases is like I can't do that but what Alex said makes total sense because like they have accepted the PlayStation's are and probably will

will continue to sell better. So they might as well just get their stuff on every platform and then they're making money. They're trying to change like the whole way the industry works. Yeah. You want to shift it into the subscription.

I wouldn't be that surprised that if Microsoft in the future stop making consoles and then... There's rumours of that of like a little like USB stick you just plug into your... Like a... It's streaming. TV streaming and game streaming.

Yeah. We're not quite there yet, but I could imagine that being. What I don't get is why aren't Microsoft, I'm pretty sure they are now but it's like they're a monopoly. There is 100% laws in America to stop these corporations doing this. Antitrust stuff. Yeah, but so how

can Microsoft just buy Activision that's a huge monopoly already and it's fine? The thing is it doesn't, what they've done doesn't take away from Sony. Unless they make it do. But I don't think they

will. They've got no incentive to. Like, why would they... Because I don't think the average guy that wants to play Cod will go out of his way to get an Xbox if he already has a PlayStation. No, but he would if he can't play get Cod on the PlayStation.

They absolutely would buy an Xbox. No, but what if... There's the type of gamer where all they play is Cod on, like, FIFA, or one of the sports games. A bunch of these sports games are in Game Pass as well. So if it's a case where it's like just financially makes way more sense to just use GamePass over it

as opposed to like buying every movie that comes out on Blu-ray when there's Netflix you know it's kind of an equivalent thing so why would they buy PlayStation if they can just get the two games they play on Xbox

why buy PlayStation exactly yeah that's not saying why bother that means that's pushing Sony entirely out the market all Microsofts have to do is purchase EA I don't know the cost

but I imagine EA is cheaper than Activision so Microsoft could do that no problem at all at the end of day I'm pretty sure I don't 100% understand but the value of Sony is like less than Activision yeah Microsoft can just buy entirety of Sony and just go to the PlayStation

completely and control everything that wouldn't that won't happen that won't happen to Microsoft no that won't happen but it's like that's how huge Microsoft are in terms of financially so it's like why wouldn't they just buy everything and Sony bye bye Yeah, I don't like it

No It's not that I hate it Yeah I mean I hate all of them The games industry Like as far as the way it's been monetized It's been fucked for a long time

So To me this is just like As long as people aren't missing out As long as it isn't a case of like Yeah Destiny is just on PlayStation Like that would be shit They're not doing that But there was a comment saying

Does this mean a better future for destiny No Yeah I doubt it I don't know, it's mixed because once Bungy left Activision, there was a notable kind of lack of scope compared to some of the previous expansions that came out. And I think Bungy directly addressed it saying, yeah, now that we're not part of like a huge fucking machine like Activision,

we've got to scale it back a little bit, but does this mean now they're under the Sony banner? They can ramp shit up a bit more, use some B-teams to make a bit more content. I don't know. I don't think Destiny's going to be out better, because destiny's foundation is broken no matter what you can't you can't fix that that it's that it is what it is yeah i just don't think there's a new change i find the destiny thing so interesting

because there was a point where like getting a read on how people thought what people thought about destiny was like quite obvious like around when destiny two came out it was all like very anti destiny two and there's well not quite at first but it was more dramatic that all these dramas each month like all this like anti-gamer shit that was going on But as the years have gone on, people just don't care, I guess, in the same way. People, it's like they just got that market cornered. Yeah, they found their audience. And the audience of why we accept it.

Well, do you know what Microsoft can't consume? Fortnite. Microsoft's kind of already been consumed by it, right? Well, no. Halo's already in there. This is a segue. Bruno Mars is in Fortnite. Anderson Pack is in Fortnite.

We should just have like a weekly segment with it. Yeah, who's in Fortnite now? It's just because someone made a comment about Green Goblin and Fortnite what we think, and it's like, that makes sense. Green Goblin and Fortnite makes sense when they've already... They've already got all the Marvel stuff. Anderson fucking Pack? Bruno Mars?

Ariana Grande was already in there, like... I know, but... But Ariana Grande is a... She's like... She's megastar. Yeah. Anderson Pack and Bruno Mars aren't. I'd say Bruno Mars is Yeah, but Silk Sonic

Do you think any of these Fortnite kids know Silk Sonic? Well, they do now. They do now, but they're all going to be streaming it while Jumping Out the Battlebus. Yeah. No, but it's like of all... Jumping out the balance. Of all the musicians to put in the game,

I don't get why Silk Sonic were chosen when it's like the audience of Silk Sonic Going to say, probably under 1% of them play Fortnite or consume or pay for Fortnite or consume or pay for Fortnite. So I don't understand why that makes sense. It's like, it's just like a billboard. It's like advertising. It's like a platform for advertising.

What, it's the Silk Sonic paid for this? That's what I don't know. Surely surely the IPs are giving their Fortnite money to be included within Fortnite because it is advertising. Always are epic paying these companies because it's going to make. Which way around is it?

Because surely, if like, Master She in Fortnite, Epic would have paid for that because Master Chief will make Epic money by having him in there and they give a portion of the money to Microsoft. But we've seen how ruthless, like, Epic Games is, like, in that whole court case against Apple and stuff. You could imagine them being, like, having, like, ruthless contracts would be, like... Yeah, I actually can't... I have no idea.

Yeah, like, when it comes to the... Like the Thanos thing, right? I feel like that would have been a thing where they wanted, they, they would benefit from Thanos being in the game, so they pay. Yeah, that was the early days though as well. Yeah, yeah, no, maybe it's changed. Maybe at the start they were paying because it would make their money, but now they're so fucking huge. The block, the fortnight blockchain is slowly becoming a black hole, but people are paying

epic to get their stuff in Fortnite because it makes their, their own IP so much more valuable. surely it's a clout flex i'm in fortnight yeah like Travis scott did he pay to be in fortnight absolutely he was paid if you wanted to make like a new terminator movie right if like we just wanted to make a terminate we'd have to get the rights to it

in order to do that so we'd have to pay for the the rights in order to do that yeah but how does that work when it if Microsoft and an epic games like to mega corpse like I suppose

it's just like, to them, it's just like giving each other like, can I borrow a fiber? It's just, it's just funneling money for the boys, is what it actually is. I would love to read one of those, like, whatever the like contract was for like the arcane like characters, like, what is that in? Like, yeah, arcane, huge on Netflix.

Did they put fucking V in Fortnite to make arcane Netflix better? Like, no, where, what? I wonder if it's just a mutually beneficial thing. Yeah, the contracts might, They just go to what's trending on Twitter. If there's an IP, they're just like... They just send a mass email.

Yeah, they just DM, like, the CEO of whichever company owns that IP, and they're like, should I put your shit in Fortnite? Because it will make people, like, play, because Spider-Man's coming out and we'll put Spider-Man in. Yeah, I suppose if you break it down, if having your skin in Fortnite is, like, advertising. But also, don't you have to pay for the skin? But then if you're, yeah, if there's an income stream

because of the skin. then surely there's like a split Yeah, like for every... Yeah, surely that's all it is. They're just splitting, like, the money they gain from selling the skins. They give some to the IP owner. Yeah, it must be something like that.

Yeah, the rest. I feel like now, it's like, you know how companies when you want a big contract, you've got to bid on it. So that's like, if you want this job, you've got to pay money to get this job, but it benefits you, right? That's how, you know, big contracts and big companies work. You bid on contract.

surely companies are bidding on two to get their character in Fortnite they're like we'll pay you a million up front so you can add this thing surely once that bolder starts I feel like for um epic don't do anything now it's all coming to them because Fortnite's so big yeah they just they just pick and choose

what make them the most money it's an IP absorber slash advertising platform so everyone's going to be like yeah put put us in it you know put us in it put us in it Epic games

How much do we have to bid To get Jarmedia in Fortnite How much How much are you talking You know Let us know We are interested in this advertising Potential

When are they gonna There's gonna Surely there's gonna come a point Where like They're gonna start including shit other than just like Movie characters and celebrities Joe Rogan in Fort Worth

Yeah Joe Rogan in Fortnite Like the Colonel A KFCS Colonel in Fortnite? No, surely the KFC colonel is in Fortnite already.

No way could they ever fucking Halo skin. They've got to have like a whole battle pass. The Colonel, McDonnell. No, there must be. There must be already.

I don't believe that those they're the most one of the most iconic things ever. How are they not in Fortnite? Yeah, and like Wendy. Yeah, I think I might have spoken to you soon. How to get the KFC skin in

Fortnite. It's a guy with like a bucket on a stick and a bucket on turn of him. That does how that's like him. That looks fake as fuck for him. bro, I googled, look how many of them are up Yeah, we know how the clickbait

Bro, some of the skin's even different I think that's fake No, put in McDonald's Fortnite Why would there be a An article? There was a Fortnite burger, wasn't there? Yeah, KFC Gaming tweeted it In 2018

Okay, it is 100% real Man, is there a McDonald's one? There must be, there's no way McDonald's would let it slide so we're actually like way behind in the shit like there's probably a whole subsection of shit you don't even know that's been in it I'm scared to like look at the storm

fortnight because obviously it's all like a limited time event you buy this skin in the season otherwise you'll never get in it I there must be someone out there who has every fucking skin and has paid like tens of thousands on all of these skins so in like a year you won't be able to get the Spider-Man skin yeah it's for this season only they all do this

it's just FOMO yeah it's FOMO like I should know Fortnite Fortnite is a different level though if it's like this one exclusive franchise will only be in the game for this season like Spider-Man that's kind of fucked up

because some skin in Apex doesn't mean anything your favorite character in Fortnite because so they build games to be so like they're just your life now and if you stop playing for a few weeks then you don't get all the content because you're not playing it every damn day. Should I, should I download

Fortnite? See what's up? If you want. I might never see you again. Yeah. You're just lost in the store just everyday refreshing. Cat is, catty is, caters, caters, caters, caters. Where are they? We'll see after these messages. Guess what we got in store for you today, lads?

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Menaces. You're all menaces to society. The only dick pisser's going to get us going here. Mingers, when is the whiskey episode coming? I have memories of Alex and James talking about doing a whiskey episode in an earlier cast. Is this still a go? Nope. We don't drink whiskey. We're adults.

We're not babies. Whiskey? Losers. Ha. Yeah, I would drink whiskey out of a baby bottle when I was a fucking toddler. I drink whiskey out of a canteen. Do any of us have a canteen? They're kind of cool.

Like a... You need like a big coat there? Like a, um, like a matrix. No, not a matrix coat, like a... Just like a nice winter coat with a big pocket in. You know, a tucked in pocket so you can whip out you. Your canteen. You're a dependency.

Are you talking about like a hip flask? Yeah, I'm talking about hip flask. No, I'm talking about a canteen like a... Like a... Like a... Like a... Swazadez-jong. Like, when you're in, like, war, and you've got a canteen.

Oh, like a, um... A sack. Yeah, like a... No, a canteen. Like a... You've seen war movies. They always plow the canteen the ball to him. Lut.

A sack of water with a tube, yeah. No, no, that's... Like, yeah, that would be a good cast. What's the poo bags that people have from... They have diabetes? Pooh bags? They have the bag. A catheter bag?

Yes, one of them but full of whiskey. What? A catheter. I thought catheters, when you can't pee, like Johnny Knoxville. Yes, you piss into your, your, your, your catheter bag. So you just wire up, so it goes into your mouth. Do people with diabetes need catheter bags? I don't know.

I think gamers should normalise catheter bags. So you don't have to interrupt. Yeah, what's the worst thing? Surely streamers do? Surely streamers have that. If they're playing Apex seven hours a day. No, streamers, they'd be eating, they'd be leaving for five guys. minutes while they leave for like half an hour

and yeah sorry guys I'm just gonna go get lunche their pop-oes or whatever yeah and they come back and eat it while watching YouTube videos yeah yeah and watching playing gym can't swim videos yeah so any else is today this is the whiskey

episode what what did you think it's in that bowl one trait farta has this to say have you guys seen the recent video of the rock's head smoking like bacon in a frying pan Very epic video. We watched this earlier.

Incredible. Have you seen it? Um, yeah, I believe I have. Yeah. Yeah. Thoughts? Um... Describe the image, um, for those who haven't seen it.

It's like... Picture frying an egg. Yeah, presumably the rock had been like, I guess, like, working out. Yeah. Doing his, like, eight-hour workout session. How hot? was he during the recording of that video the man is steaming like just straight up steam is coming off his head yeah yeah yeah the not just like a little bit for just like oh did

he spot that like one second yeah no the whole video he's just steam comes just emitting from his head but it's not like it's a cold day no it's probably from from the video it's like sunny as hell in l. yeah it is like when you like break an egg on the sidewalk and it's somewhere that's like really boiling so it just cooks it yeah like if you cracked an egg on his head straight up it would cook yeah so i'm wondering like how the the boiling point of water is a hundred degrees Celsius yeah is it was he a hundred degrees Celsius just steaming that like the sweat the the the vapor on his head just released into the atmosphere is it from the sun beaming on his head and yeah but how hot would that be yeah I'm surprised it doesn't bother him

well yeah but must be used to it unless he just walks around with just steam coming off him all the time it's possible like we haven't seen him in person yeah we haven't like did that's kind of cool did he not have the the filter on or something that normally hides it yeah yeah TikTok had to build like special filter before because get rid of it my brain was like like did he just come out the sauna. Yeah, that would make sense. But would it? I don't think that happens in a song.

It would make sense if he stepped out the sauna and it was like an icy winter day. Yeah, yeah. But it's not. He's filmed this video on a sunny day and he's steaming. What's the physics behind that? So, like, we need to, we need this explain. Maybe he was in, like, a part of the world that is like a secret and just like the 1% rock tier celebrities can go there.

Yeah, it's... No, sure. It seems like the body fat off your body. Well, no, because I imagine someone of his, like, fitness, like, people work out in heat because it's, you know, to get out of the body, water weight, right? Yeah. So he maybe he was doing that, so he was in a gym at, like, 25 degrees, just decking it out, working out. So then he's stepped out into, like, 45 degrees, and then it's just like, sph.

45 degrees? Well, America gets that, though, doesn't it? Do you remember that, um, I can't remember which, um, Jackass movie it's in, but the big guy, Preston Lacey has this, like, suit on and he sweats. And then they drink it, Steve-o drinks in bullets, yes. What do you think if the rock, like, put on one of those suits and, like, just sweat it in the gym for an hour? And then he, like, poured it into a glass. See, I thought, that's probably better than Preston Lacey, because the rock's healthy. Yeah, that's what I mean.

So surely that you just sip it and it's like, this is the purest fucking... That's Lecroy. That's where they get it. That's where they farm it. See, what, we need to do experiments on the wok to find out just like weird things of the human body. That's another thing too. Maybe he's doing experiments on himself and it's like a Spider-Man villain backstory. It's an experiment gone wrong.

So now he's like electrode, but he's steam. Steamer. I'm going to steam you. Do you think, no, but do you think you could actually cook an egg on his head? Like, for will. If, like, we could just reach into that video and just on its head. Just to see. Yeah.

Almost definitely. This is what I mean. If we were friends with the Wock, we could do these things. We could do tests. Rock, please message us. We need to know. Big Schlong warrior has this to say. If the cast lived in the middle, sorry, the medieval ages, what would you do?

I'd be dead probably. No, you'd be a, um, your last name's. house, correct? Yes, I'd be like the warden of the house. Yeah, you'd be a homeowner. Yeah, I'd be like the King's... James would do something to do with my thinking is like

you're not cars. Yes, this yes. Reduce it to when there were no cars. Horses. Something to do with horses. Yeah, but back in the day, names mattered. Names dictated your place in society. So I have house, so I must be related to something to do with houses. Yeah, and Alex and I would construct

belts. Yeah. That family business of belt makers. Oh yeah, they needed belt makers. How'd you, all this armour? It was all held together with fucking belts work. Yeah, it's needs a belt maker right now. Yeah, it's like, the king has his belt makers, and he has the person who manages the homes in his town.

The belt makers, the house manager. No, but don't answer in a pedantic way, answer it in a... Like, what would our aspirations be in the middle age? Yeah, yeah. To not die, probably. Yeah, for my wisdom tooth to not kill me. Yeah. It's just like not to be roped into the next like crusade

I think I'd be a gallant chivalrous thief Ooh I'd be a warlord Get like an executed by the king Alex would be a crack dealer Oh definitely No he'd be like the trader who goes to like China together

The opium. Oh, yeah, I'm an opium trader. I appear like the rock in just a cloud of steam. The cloud of opium. Yes. Hullery has an interesting observation. Congratulations to you guys for not referencing among us once throughout the entirety of lockdown.

Whether intentional or not, it's still quite a feat in terms of podcasts. Fuck among us. Yeah. Shit. Why? That's actually pretty cool. No, it's shit. It's a cute little thing.

I like that it's like an indie thing that was made years ago. Yeah. Went crazy. I mean, you know. We're just kind of... We're like quirky and different. We're a bit random. We're just patient now is when we can do it.

Yeah. Come on, James. James' hashtag suss. Kind of suss. Hm. Ah, this is an interesting one from Spookington Z. Howdy gamers, the Jarkast has been absolutely vital at making my trips to and from classes, not a total slog. So I've got to thank you all for that. Here's my question for Alex.

About four-ish years ago, there's been a huge resurgence in Kite Man as a character, from getting a huge focus in a recent comic run, to appearing constantly in TV and movies, and the Lego Batman movie and Peacemaker as a camea and Holly Quinn as a main character. How does this make you feel, seeing as he was such a huge part of early I.E. When you chose him, did you ever anticipate him becoming a big name? No? It's Kite Man. That's why I chose it.

Yeah. It's the same as Aquaman as well, really. True, yeah. None of us saw the superhero thing coming quite the way it did. Yeah. Quite the scale it has. We underestimated the hunger for money that Warner Bros has But also the hunger for superheroes that people have

Yeah Holy shit Like I remember thinking when Guardians of the Galaxy was coming out Like this shit getting too deep Maybe maybe uh Maybe this is where they've stretched it too far They've used their hulks, they've used their Iron Man's And you were right because Guardians of the Galaxy sucks on

Even if you don't like it, I mean For the record, Kiteman, there's stuff to do there, you know? There's more to do there than with, like, the Eternals. Uh, no. No, take that fucking back. No, Kiteman perfectly mirrors Batman's... No, he doesn't. Reliance on his cape.

No. Yeah. No, you're just, you're thinking of reasons to make... No. Well, my thinking was that, like, way back in the day, I just wanted to find the most obscure, worst superhero. I liked doing that, like, finding all the, like, Squirrel Girl and all these, like, round.

Yeah, no, no, Skule Girl, literally fucking killed Thanos, bro. Don't talk shit on Squirrel Girl. No, it's just, it's just a known entity now, you know? Like, the Aquaman thing. Like, it's... You're tied to the success of so many things. Aquaman, Half-Life. Hmm?

Eldon Ring. Starting to think it's not a coincidence I'm already convinced that it's not Alex is the main character of the world Yes I've always known it Now it's just confirmed Emily 6334 Has this to say

Can Alex try to briefly act as Crackhead era Alex Can he still channel the energy What Why did you call me that? Oh no I wasn't calling you that um can i i'll ask it to you in earnest no absolutely not can you yeah can i uh i don't slash do you ever see it no no a crackhead alex is gone there's sort of um

remnants yeah you people people all people have a crackhead at least least moment. You had a whole era and that era may have ended but it doesn't mean the crackhead era like is gone isn't a part of you. You know, it's like you're like a caged animal that's like fine to get out and maybe one day it will escape. Is that what you're saying to me right? If you want to put it in the cringiest terms possible then yeah, you know, I'm just like a fucking rabbit animal waiting to be unleashed Yeah Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to say

Cool, glad we can agree on it I think the Jamie quackhead tour And so is the James What Jamie crackhead era You had a crackhead either Same time as Alex is to be fair No Yeah, I think you did

Day of 9 No When's your quackhead When Alex was most crackhead I was probably least crackhead Yeah It's all like Like, um, balancing, so it's scales.

When one person, like, leans towards that, the scales go the other way, so one of the other people in the room goes... Yeah. Just naturally balanced. If we were all crackhead mode, it would be insufferable. Yeah, you can't have three crackheads at the same time.

Yeah. Well, you can, but it might maybe get four episodes out of it, if that. Hmm. You know? I think my crackhead era has passed, like, that's gone. many, many episodes ago. You were just screaming while in the toilet. No, wasn't?

What was I screaming then? Woo! I don't know what they mean in terms of try to briefly act as. The only way I could envision doing it is I need to be off camera. That mic needs to be off camera. No, you're just afraid.

You're just trying to find a reason to not do it. Why does the camera make it? That's the main difference. And it is different. If we zoom that camera on just you two, just see what happens and warning. Can't do it then, really? Do it. I'm not changing the camera right now.

Next episode, you're getting a crack at that Alex episode. No, but what if we do that and then you're even like chiller than normal? That's the risk or reward of Jai, man. No, that's the thing with Jai. You cannot, if you try to do something, it won't happen. It has to be 100% natural in the moment or otherwise it's not Will. that's what we've learned through like 10 plus years of doing this shit that's how it is

if we force it it won't happen like a shit I force that though and it does happen exactly like a shit yes but when it does happen it's painful and full of blood get used to it don't you super shiny boy 64 says hey justified armed robbery media

that's fucked recently my best friend and I decided to start our own podcast, mainly for fun, but also as a kind of learning experience for maintaining interesting conversations. Do you have any specific advice for people who want to start recording podcasts? Don't.

D-O-N-T. I'd say... No, that's it. That question's done. It's funny that way. Shut up. No? Yes. We've got to answer it. We've got some things like that. This is giving away our secrets. God, Alex. Conflict of interest.

Conflict of interests. Do it for the right reasons. Have fun. So, money. Joking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Tell us about your suppository experience. Wait, really? You got what recently?

No, James has... I've had suppositories before. Have we not talked about this on draw? Can we talk... It came back into my memory. I'm sure James, this connects, actually. You're going to have to explain. Reel this in, rule this in.

Well, as we've talked about just now, if you push your shits out, you'll whip your bum bum and it will go bleedy, bleedy. Okay. So, well, this happened. Do you know, this happened because I was stressed. When I get stressed, I just poop blood. I just, it's a blood. water for you know so I had the blood I had a bit of blood on the tissue when I went for poo so I was like oh no this could be cancer so I went to doctor and had a

finger up my ass great time so I was clear no problem so to help my bum bum I had depositories and you stick them up then you go to sleep and then you wake up the next day and you do a creamy shit you do a creamy shit because it's like You put it in the fridge, right? So it's like a... Oh, it's fridged. Yeah, it's fridged. So it's like this...

They harden this juice. This white liquidy juice. Creamy liquidy juice. And it kind of creates... It forms an outside kind of tougher shell. So this is for like easy insertion, penetration. So that when you go to sleep, you put it in. This ice cold suppository.

And then you go to sleep. So in the night, your body temperature melts the suppository into your bum and it heals the the problem so you wake up in the morning and you do a poo and it's like it's like crusty followed by cream because the shell is crusty white because it's when you do the poo it's like a little bit as the crusty flakes and then it's the creamy because your bum's been creamed yeah creamed but but following james is um anal fingering at the doctors my favourite James quote of all time was was texted into the group chair which is post finger up bum feels like finger up bum

post finger up bum feels like finger up bum yeah that's exactly how it feels um yeah um yeah this year for some reason this thought is coming to my mind a few times for it's maybe it's getting to that point where I should have the doc check my area out, you know? It's something, there's a whole joke about Alex. It's like, oh, you've had a doctor's put his finger up, yeah, mum.

But no, you should absolutely get it checked because checking your body for cancer is a huge thing. And if you don't do that, it could cost you your actual fucking life and change your life. Yeah. So just... And how uncomfortable was it, like

in the moment? It's like one second. it's damn I'm going tomorrow no because it's just like they put a glove on and then they lube it up and then they go straight straight in and then they

you got to feel it they're not playing around I imagine it's surgical yeah it's surgical in out job done yeah and then it's a fine time

I just love that use of vocabulary post finger up bum feels like finger up bum yeah I'm pretty sure I was street and, like, I messaged that while sitting in the chair post finger-up, um, to extract. Yeah, no, because you said you had this doctor's appointment and they were probably going to check you out. And I, like, I knew the time you were going and stuff.

And the second you were out of that appointment, you said that. Mm-hmm. It'd just like to let us all know. Well, it could have been mostly, it could be like, oh, there's, yeah, I've actually just got, I've actually got, like, fucking. Well, that's part of why it was so funny. It was just, like, I should probably go for checkup, because I had this when I was, like, 17. No, it was older than that Must have been 20 odd

Yeah, no, it was 20, it was 20 or 19 But it's like it's been a while So you probably should have a little bit of a checkup And that's how you start your own podcast Exactly Um, got two more here You might discover you enjoy things Yeah, bro

Demon Josh 5 has this to say I really have to agree on the point This is going back to dibby shit right now. I have to agree on the point that Scrat is inferior. At least on the dibby scale, to the minions. Scrat has a nasty design and is animated like a nasty rat while the minions are engineered to look cute. It got to the point where as a kid I wanted to see Scrat get into dangerous situations

because he was so nasty. Plus the minions modicum of intelligence means they can be used for more than one joke. Scrat only has his acorn joke, which gets boring over the course of five question mark movies. Can Alex and Jim please explain what's good about Scrat? Um, I didn't bring up Scrat as if to say, now this is how you do it. But you bought up Scrat for the opposite because Scrat is insufferable. And is, is Minion's on the same level as the insufferable scrap? Scrat to me has importance because it's one of the first, the first times the cogs started spinning in my head explaining.

Dippy. This is like a fucking business strategy. what you're fucking doing right now there's no movie here this is just a fucking money a short film with like bits in the middle you know yeah um but i love scrap well yeah it's because he was kind of the first the first time i was introduced to the dibby was through squat so he has a nostalgic place yeah but like it was like it ticks a bunch of the lists with like trying to define what a dibby is you know where it's like all the marketing's around it like it seems like the movie exists first because of that thing and then everything around

it's just like whatever you know yeah i just like the um the sort of callback to the silent movie era with scrap oh yeah yeah yeah minions have that a little bit as well no they say words papaya banana they have a call back to the medieval era where they're like playing with torture instruments and trying to hang themselves and stuff i think minions rely too much on on audio. It's like one layer of like consumption too much.

No, no. No, close your eyes. I'm going to make two different dibby noises, right? Tell me which one you prefer to. Why do I need to close my eyes for the other? Because you said it's an audio thing. An audio visual nightmare, you

called them or something. Or just an audio nightmare. Why are they fireworks? Yeah, honestly, people who let fireworks off at random times are just fucking assholes. So now I argue's going to. going to be fucking frightened. Sorry, I don't mean assholes. I just mean that why are you letting fireworks off?

I don't want to be seen as me. But I got to make two noises, right? Yep. Two sound effects. You got to guess which one it is. Yep. What? Okay, guess.

What? That's it? Which one was that? Well, I guess that's you trying to do scrap. Yeah. what was wrong with that that was funny okay do the other one

um bull dar bull daub uh squat bingo what's your point I don't know

those fireworks really threw us off yeah threw me right on let's do one more here from James House Question for Alex from James' dad I've noticed that Alex's eBay store has expanded from being mainly sequel trilogy sets to basically any standard Lego set from the mid to late 2010s

including Star Wars original trilogy and Hobbit themed sets that made me think he's selling more of his collection than I originally would have assumed so my question is is he clearing out old sets to make room for potential new ones in general or is he focusing his collection to include mainly the new themed sets Lego has been released, 18 plus theme sets Lego has been releasing. Like shifting from the classic Lego play set type things to the more advanced

collectors display pieces or just downsizing in general. They're both? There was too much, in doing this whole process of like selling a bunch of them and being like as brutal as possible. So yeah, they needed to go. They had no place anymore, you know?

Needed that room. Needed that space. had no emotional attachment that's my process as I'll go pit one up and be like if this just vanished from my...

The question should be if James throws this down the stairs will I be mad that if it is no sell it if it is yes I won't throw it downstairs wait so you will throw it down the stairs

if Alex doesn't want it no because then he's got sell it so I can't because that a piece might be nice I'm not throwing Alex's Lego down the stairs but it's like the question you should ask

if you would not be upset if I did do that you should sell it it's like if I bought a car and crashed it into Jamie's would I be upset no so so I should buy a car crash into Jamie's

if the Laurel crashed into the pisser you'd be the straw yeah that's why that's why you know yeah so use that when you're looking at Lego sets to sell but in saying that there are a couple I didn't realize Lego was going to double down on all this just cool shit just coolest shit yet plant sets a globe the globe set is

really really fucking cool piano the star was helmet sets signfeld really really lame lame if i could have gone back in time to eight-year-old me it's like the flash in fucking justice legal they're gonna be signfeld like i said that would have changed everything no no but you'd be you'd be even more voluil I'd be prepared you know no because you changed the optics of your life so I'd just be like just going crazy like I'm waiting for it to come out and I'd have to wait until 20 21 for it to actually and you would have forgotten by that time and moved on and then you would have really you would forget that yeah you're talking about like 20 years coming through

it no yes that's that's that go that quickly goes to the goes to the top of the like memorable moments I disagree a few yourself communicate with you through a portal going I just say I'm like tripping out and I need to go to the mental health institute maybe until it reaches 2021 and then Seinfeld set comes out and you're like okay James what would you tell yourself in a flash moment nothing that would change the outlook of my life and I'm not going to do it I just tell him I don't know you and then walk away Why do people like this idea that they should communicate of themselves?

Because by doing that, you changed the direction of your life. It actually changes you. And the you... No, because if you had communicated with yourself, then you would have already done it. Yeah. No, it changes who you are, and I don't think people are ready to take on that responsibility. I am me, and anything that affects me by me is not me. I'd actually, I'd go back and be like,

The Snyder coat is coming. Don't worry. what do you mean don't worry it's actually quite good it's not though the Snyder cat's not any better Snyder cut is good guys flame this guy in the comments

do you? Flaming proper um for the record I'd tell myself stop eating that baby food yeah there's better food out there

now but my gut floor is so powerful now drinking four coffees a day is good for you drinking four coffees a day drinking monster is not good for you drinking monster bad for you

do not drink monster four coffees a day drink four coffees a day do babies drink coffee in little pouches they should they should we can get them addicted maybe they wouldn't be asleep all the time idiots they're like sleeping through the day how have these idiots not thought of this yet

yeah like when does a grind set begin when you want it to you want your baby to fucking have a Lamborghini have a penthouse apartment in fucking new and a flat white to go with it No, not flat white, because it's better to have black coffee. Four black

coffees a day, good for the glut flora. Oh. Flat white, not so good for the gut flora. Oh, no. Four black coffees a day. I was about to say the cow's milk's probably not good for them, but you could substitute, I suppose, with a different... Boom. They're already drinking milk, like obscene amounts of milk. Yep, just every day. It's like their main

thing they eat. Coffee. Americano, no, I'm going to say, because they might as well, because they're having the milk anyway. Latte, tit milk, cappuccino coffee. Can I get to go into Starbucks? I can get a titty milk latte, please. Bring your own tit milk to Starbucks.

Use this milk. It's my special. But yeah, four coffees a day. Good for your health. Good for your baby. No, but sure. Babies do sleep during the day, right? And then they wake up at night.

that bad give them coffee during day sleep at night yeah give them give your baby monster energy drink monster like you you get like a special edition like food pouched with monster win so they get their food just mix it yourself but a teaspoon monster make the is it abuse to give it a baby looking energy just straight up yeah yeah that's fucked up but I'm sure someone's probably done it oh yeah how do how would it affect babies like body how do it affect their mind um the kid's gonna grow up to be a hype beast and a winner my parents went wrong then you're just a hype beast yeah not winner who is the hype boost of joe ah that's you then janey how am i a hype beast

because you actually care about how you look when you leave the house um what's this Oh, that's a shirt from a company I bypassed one. If you care about how you dress, why do you never wear a belt? If you don't care about how you dress, why do you never wear a belt? Yeah, we crafted a belt for you. You did. I did get an official belt from the Beltman family of 1967, 1960. 1670.

My dad's family run belt business. Yeah. It's just I forget, because it's like when I see, I just forget, I can't, I don't have a good excuse, I simply forget to wear the belt. More patrons change name to James' dad. I want to see 90% success rates on the James' dad. It's just saying it now. Okay, then if...

If someone is pledging money to us and not watching to this point, then I'm sorry. No, just for this rate. I'm saying for the next, we've already done this Patreon segment. For the next Patreon segment, if 90% of you don't name yourself, of James' dad, I won't give the 50 pounds of Jamie. If you want Jamie to get the 50 pound, I agree to give him. Change your name to James his dad.

You know what, I'm happy with either result then. That's a win-win. Actually, I'm not going to say that. Remove that from the video, because then I am verbally accepting to not take the 50 pounds, and I want 50 pounds. No, you're not getting it.

If the jar fans, if you do, you're putting that 50 pound on the The shoulders of the charm eat the fat. Is that a snug rug this whole time? Looking like a mermaid? That is actually like privilege. Look how cold James looks.

Yeah, I'm actually quite cold. Nice and warm. That's it. No, no, no. That's just like naked. That would have been such a great. cock. It's just why we should do funny

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you've gone above and beyond yeah that was a good one can I get her can I get her Augie, can I get her can I need a peanut Do you not piss when you shit? Fuck I probably did a little bit, but now

I've been drinking liquids today I find it impossible to actually like do a shit of ultra. See, we poo in different ways because I think your poo in tactic is you kind of let it come when it comes. My, it should be done. My poo technique is it comes out as fast as possible. So in trying to force

it out. How's that a technique? Well, it's a technique. So when I'm trying to force... Yeah, and naturally, the piss comes out. So I'm saving time because I'm not, I'm pissing as I poo. It's efficiency. But the question is, do you shit when you piss?

no well i shit down to piss you you shit down to piss yeah do you do you sit down to piss more often than you don't yeah more often but you do sometimes sometimes when you're running the risk running the risk of what of like a poo fart no i i don't get this sitting down to do a piss is it's comfortable sometimes it's i can't be bothered to stand up it's more it's more work it's Some will work. Yeah, no, because you've got to hold your dick down. Yeah. You don't.

Yes, you do. Otherwise, either the piss recoil is going to fucking make that like a hose, you know? Or your dick might touch the bowl. And that's just horrible. Yeah. I've never had either of those problems. So when you sit down, you just let it piss. Well, yeah, because you don't control anything.

Do you not sit far back on it? So no matter what, it's just going to go. into the bowl. No, but when you're pissing you're like hold it down. So you've never, so like you've been sat there taking shit, oh I'm just gonna piss now and it just pisses like all over the fucking room. No, because it doesn't. No, because

pissed, your cock just doesn't just shoot up and, like, it does. It's like, um, you know when you turn on a hose and it goes, like on it sound. No, my cock, my cock does not do that at least. Maybe you're not drinking enough water, bro. No, because when I piss, I piss with the power of gods. That should make

even more of a hose just going. that I've never had that problem but I've had the pop no I can't I think I've told the story but I don't want to say it's it's fucking disgusting