JAR Media Posdact - lol cow
Episode Date: September 2, 2024https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter...: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies 00:00 Intro 04:46 Housekeeping 21:23 Australian Invasion & Twins 31:55 Alex' ReviewTech Lolcow Discovery 54:05 Midbreak 54:44 Questions Segment: Gross Ex BF Jarling Updates The Record 1:03:01 ALL the media 1:07:09 Where do the spare pieces go? 1:10:59 AUS/NZ moving to UK
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Well, well, well, well, well, well.
Oh my God, bro, people are scared.
Of?
People are scared.
I'll tell you in a minute, because it's a good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Alex, and this is Jamie.
I'm robot Jamie.
And I'm robot Alex.
No, I'm just the robot.
But this is the ship of Thessius.
whatever like are we really our bodies or are we just a concept um this is a talk about
that we have talked about that yeah uh this is broadcast episode 22 yep 22 remember being
22 i can't really no what happened when i was when was that almost well actually yeah oh
god
i mean there's a there's video evidence i guess i guess there's
podcasts with me in as in that age 21 20 19 no yeah
excuse me for me hmm too much mental maths for me to deal with brother
but before we get too deep into the show and
This is a me too one. I've got plenty of things that need to come up.
I want to shout out of the JAR Media patrons to make the audio versions of the show possible.
But that is not all.
I've actually written down.
I've got the checklist of things to make sure I bring up.
This episode is sponsored by the Geek Cave.
That always has to come up, obviously.
Go Go Geekers.
JAR Media group chat.
Underrated Patreon.
Uh, perk in there.
I pluck.
all sorts of random uh ideas for topics or whatnot for each week um the raw mp3 is posted to
patreon ad free as well um of course after our jafter hours on patreon um been doing this for a fair few weeks
now it's kind of the 10 15 minutes well this one's a bit longer than that um of
bile you know bill bill um we've been called
pulling it the warm up the uh the period the the period the period you know that we we try to
get out before the recording that uh i mean i just stop at the period hmm so that's over on there
there's a few of those available now my one last week on that solo episode that people were freaking
out about um had me just warming warming up for like five minutes doing my vocal warmups
me me mamamu and all this sort of thing um images are now postable on the subreddit
so uh just do what you want i guess i've been i've been enjoying before no i didn't know
it was a feature um but in the last episode someone was like enable images so now i can just
reply to people with tim images so i'm i'm happy um and i don't
I don't know if I should bring I had a I had an idea I don't know if it's a bad idea then I guess that's why I'm bringing up so I wanted to hear your opinion on it um the the housekeeping thing right I just heard house and I smiled yeah um should house how do you feel gutterily and be honest I don't I want you to be completely honest is it a bad idea to put housekeeping in after hours is that a bad idea? Is that a bad idea? Is that a bad?
is that bad
is that bad
would that improve or hurt
the show in your opinion
because I have arguments
I feel like for both
both sides
I feel I don't know
so on one hand
you can get straight into whatever that episode is about
and kind of wrap up
the previous one in its own thing
but then it's
is also not the ongoing conversation
kind of part of it though as well
Yeah, with the YouTube comments.
I mean, I guess we should let the YouTube commenters and Patreon and everyone decide.
Yeah, if you're disgusted or excited by that, say.
Yeah.
In the same way you said what you all said in that last episode where I was solo.
Bro, I'm just going to get to housekeeping because people were freaking it.
Right.
They were losing their minds.
They were being, they were being, uh, doomers.
They were doom it.
I don't know if you saw any of this, bro, but they were, they were losing their minds.
And too much of a narcissist to not watch an episode of this, though.
No, they weren't on.
Slightly before I mention that, though, there were a couple things on the, uh,
J-Media patron group chat.
I want to mention before we get into that.
Um, a ring dang do now.
What is that?
and round they just got a really name long long name I've had too much
penguin no unfortunately they had a they were posting their pictures of
their cat in the Jail Media group chat cute cat coincidentally in the past 24
hours this poor cat passed and this cat the reason I'm bringing it up is because
they mentioned this cat specifically loved you me he'd sit on my keyboard while I
watch um he says um yeah i love that and it also breaks my heart
yeah it's never easy but from what i understand lives a long full life some cats can live
mega i feel like billy's one of those um yeah never ender yeah um but i've never experienced
cat gone i've only experienced dog gone i don't know if it's a different gone
Or if all gongs are just kind of the same.
I feel like it, yeah.
Probably on a similar level, I'd imagine.
Yeah.
But yeah.
In saying that, I should get to the Duma stuff.
Wanderer 1-2-3 says,
can you stop edging us and just end the cast already?
We know what's going to happen soon anyway.
Damn, okay.
That's not it.
Edging.
Impossible ad 8169.
It's been about 10 years of doing a GEOCast a week.
How much longer do you guys have it in you?
And Nudaz said, in a couple of months, every member will have left, and every episode would just be an hour of white noise.
That's an awesome idea.
Sam Will 1999.
Holy shit.
Jamie Beltman just uploaded a video called We Need to Talk.
And at least even some 157.8.
I can't help but feel that we've entered the final arc of Jha.
And Leiboy, loved a good one.
I think we've reached the Beaver Hollow of Jha.
Yeah.
See, all these comments just fuel me to be like, right, I'm never stopping.
Yeah, there are more.
I'm going to Elon Musk have children with as many people as I can and just, like, get them all starting.
The sole idea of them, yeah.
You will carry on this when I'm gone.
And not only when I go, there's not going to be just a continuation.
There's going to be like 20 different.
you know, offspring
all different
The whole cinematic universe
It's crazy
There's so many crams
974-5
The final arc of Jarre is upon us
And I'm not quite sure
What I'll do if it really does end
And Severean of the Guild
Maybe all this is coming to an end
And Zen 8-008
We've entered the final Eragoon
As I can only imagine
What's gonna happen next
This is some doom a ass shit
What is this going from?
I've done a solo episode before
Yeah, you have
the only one that seems to have their head screwed on straight is a puffin 9545 so dramatic lull they're uploading more frequently than they have in several years and have said more long-form videos are coming but oh no jim's got a stomach bug so the whole thing is cancelled but then he said that and all the replies are like no you're wrong
yeah i mean maybe if i'd have died from this thing yeah then i feel like you might have stopped but even that
then I feel like you just crack on yeah maybe like a cutout or something or get randy on
yeah maybe have like one week off outside of like a death what would make you actually
genuinely be like I think I think now is the time um I don't know like just something where
maybe if it was like logistically like impossible yeah but even then i feel like something that
is theoretically possible but i feel like even if that happened it would still be possible to do like
a to do some discord type thing yeah yeah even then yeah it would be harder but i mean like imagine
if one of us was like right i need i i need to move back to new zealand for yeah some period of time
and and one of us had to stay then then someone's living like in a 12-hour
a different yeah time i mean like that when there's a will there's a way but like yeah because
like i do sard with adam and canada so like yeah that's in the evening and he's like in the morning
so like yeah yeah yeah um yeah i mean it's it's it's possible when there's more i would only want
to stop it if like you didn't want to do it anymore yeah yeah you know if i genuinely
didn't want to do that anymore yeah yeah yeah but i mean like if if it was like family stuff
like yeah if there was like like a disaster that's why it kind of but i mean it even if it was like
one of us has started a family then it's like you've got family responsibilities you've
yeah yeah but that kind of falls into the logistic thing but like i say that like if if there's
a will
it's just like
a balancing act
of all the shit going on
yeah yeah because that's the reality of it
is like once we're here it's not like hard to do
it's more like the
just lining everything up the timing
of everything that's like the hardest
power and
yeah
and I think like the whole point of doing it is
like
the hangout
you know
yeah yeah that's what i've always enjoyed about it is like no matter what there's like a weekly
excuse to see you otherwise yeah it's it always easy to come up with excuses to not but when
you have this like binding agent it's quite a good yeah yeah it makes it routine and um
it doesn't feel like something to with with work it can be something
you dread you know whereas this like spending the time with you and like the the hilarious
shit yeah yeah getting just the like feedback yeah from miniature rani and yeah and like just crazy
stuff where it's like it's gone beyond um what's like impacts my life like that whole max
thing i keep thinking about we're like yeah the only way i managed to get closure on that is because of a
Charlie yeah and that kind of thing is yeah that's an amazing point yeah there's all sorts of
I mean there's so many like characters and people that have come and gone over the years like 10
years it's like a big chunk of time yeah I suppose it nearly has been has it not been yeah
it's close I I David when did David really die 2016 I was only I was like 18 when we
started you know okay I was so a couple more years yeah seven now yeah yeah not far
off I think I was I must have been right yeah yeah and there were there were the
the old video before that even too on the old Joe channel yeah yeah before the cast
started like Auntie Zula and all that yeah Jesus I must have been that was precast
Were you like 16 or 17?
You must have been.
I don't know.
It's crazy how, um...
I was thinking about time when I was getting a root canal.
Uh-oh.
We've all got it.
Because...
Yeah.
This is my monologue now.
But time, like, I feel like you're...
You're way more in control of your person.
of time than you realize what do you mean by that like because when say you
you start a day of work like in in the past I used to work 11-hour shifts every day
when I was doing night shifts I'd start at 9 and finish at 8 in the morning
so obviously when you arrive it's like me
I've got so much time
ahead of me
and when it's
eight or
half seven
in the morning
and you've only got half an hour to go
and you're aware of that
that half an hour is nothing
if anything it's
it's not enough time because it's like stressful
the shit you've got to get done
and then and then you can go home
if you like tap into
that
last half hour mindset
because this
this is the headspace I went into
because I was starting to like
get really anxious
when getting my root canal down
because that's like a
an hour long process of them just
digging around in one tooth
and
I started thinking like
this
this feels like a long time
time but at some point it's just gonna be done and that could be in five minutes
so I just need to hold out for like five minutes and what's five minutes five minutes is
nothing yeah and then like before I know it the dentist was like right and let's stop for
now we'll we'll do some or another day and I look at the the clock and it's been like 45
minutes like it's been a long ass time you got into that mindful state yeah and i think i
unintentionally like meditated hmm i just i relaxed and like accepted the situation
and what was 45 minutes felt like 15 yeah even though it was something i hated the whole time
yeah you had like no choice yeah like trapped basically yeah yeah
I can mental mind game my way out of this almost.
Yeah.
You, yeah, you got to like, it is a mind game.
You got to, like, play tricks on yourself.
Which is pretty hard because you know everything you're thinking.
Like when you're lying there thinking of something to entertain yourself with only your mind available,
do you do you conjure images or how do your thoughts like look no it's it's because i'd live like my
whole life assuming that's how everyone did it but they're like the more i grow up the more i realize
that's not how it works for a lot of people what like like my like in a monologue like all the
thoughts are like visual like images for me um so like my
meant like in order to keep my brain in order i basically have to force it to um conjure images
that i can like control hence where that bird thing comes from um bird thing yeah well like
if i if i want to like calm myself i like picture oh right yeah yeah yeah yeah gliding on the
wind i do that for um going to sleep yeah yeah
But sometimes I have to do that when it's daytime and, I don't know, if there's like an anxious feeling in the air.
Yeah, like when you're describing.
Yeah.
I find almost the opposite is what, I mean, in this particular instance, because like, you know what it's like in a dentist.
Everything is really bright and you're forced to be in the reality that you're in.
And they got the minion coloring in on the ceiling.
Yeah, at least at my dentist, you get given, like, sunglasses to wear, so the light that goes in your eye isn't so bad.
I hate when they don't have the radio on, too.
Also, I don't know if I told the story about my dentist, being afraid of my head.
I don't know if you have said that.
Have I told you that?
You've told me?
Yeah, because I wear a cap, like, every day, and I don't have hair.
and I assumed that a dentist
leaning over to get into my mouth
a cap would get in the way of his arm
and be kind of annoying
so as a courtesy
every time I'd go to sit down
I'd take my hat off and put it on the chair
and then lie down
and then one day the dentist says to me
and before he says it
he starts putting the chair back up
so like the things coming up
like I think it's done
he's like Jamie
can you just put your hat back on because your head it's uh it's scaring me
crazy thing to say somebody and his like uh his dental assistant or whatever was like
had like a nervous scream laugh like huh amazing said it yeah that is a wild thing to say to
yeah and i laughed and i was like yeah sure and i put my hat back on and i sit back down in the
chair and he puts it back down and like so it was a genuine request um in complete earnest yeah
yeah like he he's scared of my head but like he was so distracted he couldn't do his job yeah
but but ever since he said that because i i didn't know how to feel about the guy um
you could just be blunt when he said that i liked him so much more you're like i know i know you're
gonna be real me yeah blunt yeah this guy's a real you're honest yeah you've got that like blunt
autism yeah but yeah ever since then i feel like he's been nicer to me as well yeah and i don't think
he he gave a shit i don't think no i i get that vibe from like lots of doctors and dentists
where like they're so good at their thing but like oh you you're not a human you are like teeth
you come in and they just see like floating teeth
and like that's all you are
like I got that with my nose doctor
yeah
yeah I feel like anything like that
your dermatologist you're just like skin
but there's all you are is skin
there's no human
yeah it's whatever that specific thing is
all you are
yeah because like the nose doctor
he's like you're not even looking me in the eyes
like looking up my nose as if they're eyes
you know
I mean, I appreciate it.
You did a good job.
It's really,
so that's your thing.
It's really helpful to have people.
Yes.
It's when you've got like a male gynecologist.
That's when it's like...
That's more just like...
So why did you want to specialize in that?
Yeah.
Well, explain that thought process to me.
Yeah.
Bro, there's two major things I want to talk about for break here.
first being
we've had a bit of a revelation as a family
we've
yeah this is wild
we've basically
gained a sibling
I mean two siblings
I'm saying
two halves make a hole
you know what I'm saying
we've gained a sibling
yeah that being half a sister and half brother
I don't think we've ever really explained
the twin phenomenon in our family
um i don't think we have
why is it like why would it even come up
i tell a lot of people though
i do as well because it's so crazy
like it sounds like a fake like uh
it sounds like a um
what's that isle of dogs director
um
Wes
where's Anderson
like a crazy Wes Anderson like family
where it's like look at these cartoon characters
you know it's like it's the twin family
where it's like and this is real
our father has an identical twin
our mother has a non-identical twin
but our mother also has two brothers who are
identical twins and also
our mother's uncle
had sons who are non-identical twins
so there are a lot of twins and family
many twins yeah that's that's four sets of twins
that's a freakish amount of twins
and the reason I bring that up is because yes
it was like a week ago now
but our cousin from Australia
who is the daughter
of our father's
identical twin brother
meaning
she shares 50% the same DNA as us
because identical twins have the same DNA
that's why the twin studies are so important
I was thinking about this though
why is it
our dad
doesn't like wear glasses
he needs them there isn't it
he does now
whereas red he does
because he's an old man yeah
whereas
uncle
has always needed glasses
and it's his glasses that made our mother
realize that she needed glasses
because she put on his glasses and was like
oh shit I can see
and neither of us need glasses yet
Yeah, but my point is, if they're identical twins, why aren't their eyes the same?
Is that I don't know enough about genes and how all that works, to be honest, to be able to answer that, so
there must be some reasoning.
Is it an environmental thing?
Is this a nature-nurture thing?
Maybe he sat a little bit closer to the TV compared to dad?
Yeah, maybe you got square.
I don't know, but it's weird because it's like when you're around bear-mouse twins,
like having two dads, let alone the fact gaining a half-sister cousin and a half-brother cousin.
Half-brother cousin was still in Australia and wasn't able to make it, unfortunately.
But our other cousin was here for a week, and we kind of got onto that.
And how kind of surreal that is.
But she's like an Oz.
She's Aussie.
Yeah.
And I made her promise that if we go to Oz, she'll do a goonsack with us.
Yeah, yeah, that was my favorite shit, like, so have you tried a goonsack?
And it was like, she was like, duh.
Like, what do you mean?
You don't do that?
Yeah, why are you even asking that?
Yeah, yeah.
So awesome.
I love that.
I love the, the Bogan thing.
Yeah.
We're like that she, I should have noted it down.
She was describing where there's like Bogan's and another thing.
There's like another subset.
It's like calves and roadmen
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know
But Ozzy
They always put O's at the end of things
They shorten things and just put O at the end
Yeah
Because our
What was the one where
Our dad
He likes coming up with like ditties and things
Little rhymes
Where it's like we
Especially when
One of us would do something
Thoughtless
Oh, right, yeah.
Or silly.
Where he'd say T-T-A-T-T.
He had this, what do you even call it?
A phrase?
Well, like, if you do something stupid,
then he'd be like, thinking, thinking, thinking all the time.
Thinking, thinking all the time.
T-T-A-T-T.
Um, and then finding out that his identical twin has a similar behavior,
but it's like an Aussie interpretation of that.
Right?
where um
they like shorten
he's got like a
he's got a whistle song
yeah it's like a song
but that's something they both do
they they both like sing a lot
yeah but he
but the Aussie flare is that
it's the imbo song
yeah imbi
imbi
for imbecile
it's not imbecile
it's imbile
it's imbi because it has to be a shortened
Aussie thing
which I appreciate
I like that Aussies do that
But going back to just the fact that the half-sibling thing.
Because we haven't seen her in 12 years.
Yeah, it's been a long-ass time.
And it was awesome to see her.
Yeah.
And it felt like a sibling had just, like, a sibling had just, like, appeared.
Yeah.
But before we even thought about the half-siblings thing, it was like.
Because we'd never considered that.
I'm 30 years old, and I've never thought about it.
And then it was like, oh, sure.
shit.
And I don't
I didn't want to say it because I don't know
if it could be taken as an insult, but when
I saw her and like for the first
time in 12 years, I was like
you kind of resemble me.
I could see myself in features
of her. It's surreal because it's like you're
looking at
like your sister. Like your sister.
You literally are.
Like, that is what your sister would look like.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's 50% the same DNA.
Yeah.
So, like, yeah, people kept commenting that when we're sat next to each other.
Yeah, I mean, you two did look more alike than, you know, the beltman.
But I think the...
Yeah, because I was talking to her about her, like, hair routine.
She's got the same curly hair as me.
the same skin tone
yeah um yeah this kind of stuff
yeah quite surreal
yeah I think especially because like I've heard that before
we supposedly have the vibe of someone who
of people who have like an older sister
um even though she isn't older than me
but um I feel like when there's an imbalance
especially if like there's one girl and two boys
then there's like a certain vibe to that you know
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where, like, the, the girl can just say whatever, or, um...
It's more with it, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Because, like, the, the first thing she said, like, when she came in,
it was like, why are you messaging on the group chat?
Yeah, then I got it, and I was like, it's your fault.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's, uh...
It's just why.
I hope, like, I hope, like, my great grandkids do a 23...
Hmm, interesting, huh?
And they'll be like, what the fuck happened here?
Yeah.
Like, our grandma got pregnant twice and had four children.
Yeah, two sets of twins.
Do you know how statistically unlikely that is?
Yeah.
And not two different sets of twins.
the fact that one is genetic and one is totally random yeah that that must be like it's rare to have twins let alone
two sets of twins one identical one non identical that's crazy yeah but and the crazy shit the doctors
would say to her as well because they were like born like 60s right so yeah what mom was
yeah they're both
both in 60s
yeah yeah yeah
yeah um
yeah
like my
you know man says like
the stuff the doctors would say in the 60s
like really insulting shit
really yeah
just because of twins
yeah yeah
like not being understanding
but more being like
kind of judgmental almost
as if she had some control
troll over it right um next time you see her ask her about the doctor thinks she has this
horrifying story about how rude they were to her um but yeah but yeah progeny in the 60s
mm-hmm yeah before before it was like it was considered socially unacceptable to live
with someone first before marrying them yeah
Jesus Christ
Imagine like 20 years old
You shack up with someone
And then you like live together for the first week
And you're like oh my god
This is completely incompatible
Like imagine this this person who was dating the
Like shit in underwear guy
Yeah
Like you marry him move in
And then you're like why
Why does all of your underwear
Have feces within
Locked within?
There was
I'm kind of glad you mentioned that because
I can come back in the question segment
because
there's a follow-up
not a follow-up but
something even worse than that story
parallel okay
but the one other thing I wanted to bring up before
the break quickly is
you know
review tech USA
skibby button
da
yeah
did you know he's a locale
is he really
yeah because
Because I'd only learned this like in the last couple weeks.
Well, I always thought like people kind of liked him.
He had like a million plus subs.
Yeah, yeah.
He was just like news gamer guy.
Yeah, yeah.
But he's like a massive lull cow now.
Since when?
When did the...
It's been a while because it's not like I'm a regular viewer of Rich or whatever.
But there's like countless dramas with him to the point where he's considered a full-on lull cow now.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's kind of sad.
Yeah, I mean, he inspired us since day one.
Skibidi-bap-and-da-p-da-pff...
It's classic.
It's so...
It's...
It's fire.
How many have we said...
There's...
The Angry Joe shows, this review took USA, there's...
We did the boogie one, probably.
You're talking about inspirations or lolcows.
Just like...
Angry Joe isn't a low cow.
No, no, I'm not saying local...
I'm just saying as far as Jercasts just stealing other YouTubers things, you know?
Oh, okay, right.
This is the Angry Joe show.
This is reviews.
We Picassoed them, you mean?
Yeah.
Or what was the other one?
The Yogs cars?
The Yogs?
Yeah.
Where the fuck did that come from?
But, yeah.
It exists.
I just thought it was funny to call us the Yogs cars when we're not.
The Yogs cars when we're not the Yacht.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
You can get sued for that, dude.
Good.
Come after us.
Yeah.
Come on, Yogs.
To be honest, um, as far as Rich is concerned, there wasn't really much else to add there.
I just kind of wanted to mention it, to be honest.
I mean, it makes me sad.
It makes me sad, too.
I liked him. I'm going to be honest.
Watching him play Crisis 3.
That's right.
Talking about, um, I don't know.
Did you ever hear about that Borderlands 2 content creator?
With the train?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did know that weirdly.
was he a creature
was he a creature
remember the creatures
the creatures like um
Uber and that
Uber
Uber hacks on over
yeah
those creatures
yeah it was like a house
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah
was that train guy one of them
no
oh right
no he
he just made the
um
the
videos on how to
farm for the craziest
legendary weapons
and they were
I'm sure Eli Roth
watched those when researching for
the movie
yeah
I'll say
I hope there's like a
little
tip of the hat
RAP and the credits
to him
crazy fucked he had like a kid and stuff
really messed up
but I guess
you either die a hero
sue yourself become a review tech USA
well I'm not throwing shade
like I'm sorry like if
if there's enough content I guess to make like a two-hour documentary
of the full review tech or whatever
is there one of those yes there's loads of those now
no yes I'm serious bro
I'm serious
you got some
law to catch up on I'm
not gonna do it here I just feel like I needed to mention that because it was a new
thing to me to be a low cow do you have to be like of a certain size because like
boogie is huge I mean not not like physically but I mean like both what you're gonna say
he's not no I mean do you do you have to be both is every lull cow not necessarily I don't
think that is a prerequisite to be honest well the the physical size or no like
the size of the channel I don't think that necessarily really but physical size
does no that can that definitely just adds to boogie's aura or whatever
you know his gravitational pull or rich's aura or whatever we want to say
yeah I mean they are yeah big boys yeah that's funny it can be a big
boy, but it's like, yeah, there's nothing. Well, I mean, there's health issues. It's more with
buggy, it's those veneers. He's got these pearly whites. He's got these like pearly whites
that blind you when he smiles. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, buddy, buggy, stop it. And now he's
got the liar tattoo. You know about that? Of what? The wire? No, the liar tattoo.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ttooed on his face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
On the Lolkowl podcast, yeah.
That's the thing?
Yeah, yeah.
Keemstar hosts it.
It's hilarious because, like,
Keemstar hosts it with Wings of Redemption and Boogie.
And Keemstar, he's, every episode, he's like,
God, I don't want to host this.
I hate doing this.
Like, I'm not a Logger.
Is Keemstar a loco?
Does he class?
It's weird, because it's like,
he simultaneously says he's not.
And he's, like, mega loaded.
but does that even matter really?
Like, he's still hosting the Lowell podcast.
I don't really know what it even means.
Like, do lolcals know they are?
I think they can.
Like, Chris Chan is a lull cow?
Maybe the ultimate lorkelle.
Is he aware?
Good question.
Because I don't know if you've seen that arrest footage, but it's completely one.
I don't know anything about any of them.
Like, I'm considering me.
a just
an ordinary
like I guess
normie
a log cow normie
well when it comes to this stuff
like if when review tech
USA drops off the face of the earth
and like I've not seen one of his videos
I'm not seeking out or when I see
the fall of review tech USA
it's like I only found out about the
review tech thing because of the
lol cow podcast thing because they're beefing
what
wait so do you
this is the exact type of shit why I don't use
Instagram anymore this is why I don't use
Twitter anymore this is why I'm exactly why I use it
but like then you think there's there's something kind of nasty like
yeah yes it is freak show content it's uh
yeah it's X factor early stage
yeah it's just that forever yeah
And that shit kind of makes me feel sick.
Yeah, that's why it's so good.
No, that's why it's bad.
Yeah, but that's why it's so good.
Because you're like vomiting in your mouth, like,
God, this is disgusting.
Well, I think what it is is people going,
I'm so much better than them.
You know, when any one of you fucking fuckers could be a logger.
We're all on the precipice of being a lull co.
Yeah, yeah.
you know
all it takes is one bad day that's what's crazy about it is like uh so quickly it can happen
there's this YouTuber he's he's kind of like uh up and coming sort of fantano style
channel um what secretly brad taste in music it's called his channel um and he's just had this
like cascading string of dramas um and it i don't know if i've ever seen
seen a fast track to that log house sort of status as quickly as far as like the truth is if
you have some sort of like internet drama thing uh it's the stride is the strisand effect like
the more you try and control it and like hide it or have some power over it the more you're gonna
spread it really the more you make video after video like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm i've got to do a
live stream addressing this right now and you're just screwing up again and again it
starts compounding and compounding it's why celebrities have like yeah PR teams yeah
they're like don't do this uh-huh do do that yeah yeah you can say this you can't say that
because like shit just yeah and this brad dude he's like in his early 20s um and some people like
They just mentally can't hack it.
Like, it's just a bad thing for some people.
And it becomes this, like, feedback loop, audience capture thing of, like, I'm going to try and fix it.
I'm going to keep...
I'm going to say the actual truth is, like, two weeks max.
It's like what people have the goldfish memories for, like...
Yeah.
Genuinely, like, stop.
you know um so if you'd have played the um the feminist thing way back when when you
said if you're not a feminist which alex stands by actually behind the scenes if you're not
a feminist you're a bad person verbatim in the tumbler video from was it tumbler yeah right
um um you said that because i didn't want to look like um because the obvious joke is that it's
yeah if you're making fun of tumbler it's like oh because they're all whatever
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why the logic...
I mean, to be fair to you, to not go down that route then, was quite subversive, you know?
I'm pretty sure...
Everyone was dogpiling that shit.
I'm pretty sure there was at least one video I do say SJW in there.
Oh, I mean, guaranteed.
That was...
Everyone was saying that.
But to...
At least to my memory, you never jumped on that, Trane.
Not with that.
I remember making a few mistakes, but not like...
that even though
it was all like kicking off
then I don't know how I was so
like blind to it
but like just the way I operate is so like
I hate in groups
I just hate groups
so I just don't join them
whereas I very easily could have
jumped into that
you could be sat next to
Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin right now
you could be on that stage
raking it
in you fucked up crazy easy you fucked up it's crazy easy bro yeah you just if you just
like if you know if you can happily say stuff and not care yeah if you can say
anything and not care yeah yeah yeah the messages then you're like golden you know on
the platform man I don't know how they do it
they being
like
any
grifter
any grifter
like to
to just say shit full chest
that
like you've got to know
I'm sure it's what
made Alex Jones
insane
was like he was grifting
grifting and he grifted himself
he's been doing it for so long
Yeah, he like convinced himself of his own horse shit
Like he much I watched a movie from the early 2000s that he is in
He has like a cameo feature in it what the fuck?
He's been around forever
I'm saying all this stuff
But yeah, I like if there's any part that's like exaggerated or playing into some
Ideology I don't know if you fit if you're doing it long enough. I feel like you can just get lost to it
Yeah.
Or like, you do just get the audience capture thing where it's like,
yeah, Ben Shapiro's never going to go outside of this certain window.
Jordan Peterson's never going to go outside of this certain window.
Like, I watched this video with, it was a Jordan Peterson video
where he was interviewing Tommy Robinson, super controversial figure.
And at the end of the video, he whips out, like Jordan and he says, like verbatim pretty much.
all my worst fears
about Kiyos Dahmer have come true
he's a totalitarian
all this stuff
and it's like
yeah
that's
that's um
he's parriading
parry
parody of himself
like yeah
um
it's like you've got that conclusion
already and it's like
you're waiting for anything
you can
that's the shit that
all the right wingers
were saying back in the day
like
all like
Any left-wing person, if they see or hear that you are right-wing in any way, then you're the devil to them.
Like, they'll right you off totally.
There's no grace.
And it's like, so the, the, the, the most right-wing Labour Prime Minister we've ever had.
Because he leans to the left by one degree is just this.
And he barely does by any metric.
well yeah if anything he's he's center that's what's crazy right like it's like americans and
canadians on like online saying that like we're living in a communist hellscape i mentioned this
in this previous episode but it's like somehow this narrative is spread that like the the u.k is a
communist hellhole and it's like that what no no the same thing has happened in canada i know it has
where um there's this idea that we're in this socialist russian communist hellhole
when that does not represent what we are at all not even slightly
uh-huh yeah and like there it's weird to be
like used in that way
because to be living in it and know the truth and then to see the way
spoken about.
I think being a
Western European
YouTube user, you're going
to be watching a lot of American
stuff. Yeah. And they
dictate the cultural wars, they dictate the
conversation pretty much. Um, so then
to be, like, for
right wingers
to use
your country as an example
of
communism.
Yeah.
what is that based on and it's it's it's it's so disingenuous like it's using us like
because obviously the person they're talking to they're saying like well look at what
happened what is happening in england just look and it's like what the the
extreme right-wing riots we're having yeah the the problem is the the lefties
they're causing the right wing riders
it's like what the fuck are you talking about
it's total whole shit
um
yeah culture war just nonsense
yeah and if you're debating another
American well they can't be like
well I know what's going on in England
because they fucking don't
I don't know what the fuck is going on in France
if I was yeah yeah if we were having a debate
about some political shit and I was like
well have you seen what's going on in France
are you looking at the shit right now
yeah yeah because what's going on there is
like it's it's
a fascist healthscape
like you've got nothing to defend
yeah yeah you're not there
your point with because you're not there
like why would you be reading French news
yeah
I think it's
stinky duty
fuck Jordan Peterson
what happened to Jordan man
With a name like Jordan
You should be a good man
Like he's got
He was gifted with one of those kind of cool names
Yeah he's got
He's got the two first names
And son in there
I'm Jordan Peter's son
Yeah
How do you blow that
Yeah
Dave Rubin
Two first names
That's the inverse
It's that daily wire
Just suck
Once the daily wire sucks
you up like that's just it you know yeah he got fucking vacuumed straight up then pressed on and just
started sucking the Shapiro suck the Shapiro suck the daily wire is such a mega
empire they're just trying to defend the little man though yeah yeah they're trying to
defend the small group of comedians that are left
fighting the good fight
how many is it now
it must be down to like the 50s
250 they say
oh man
there's this channel
that's going around right now
he's actually unlisted a couple of his videos
because they were too good
they might know who you're going to say
oh my god they're fucking funny
is Joe Rogan
he did a Joe Rogan
and a Seinfeld
stand up like takedown
yeah I did I think I fucking know
they have
hilarious. They are so sarcastic. It was so good. I actually liked it. Yeah, I did the same thing.
They're both unlisted. You can find them. Um, but it's like a channel of like a hundred
K subs or something. Is it that elephant graveyard? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need to watch the Joe Rogan
and have you seen the Seinfeld? Yes. Yeah. They're so funny. They did too I jumped on it and
yeah, they're incredible. Because I didn't know Seinfeld was doing that shit as well. I didn't
know he was in that group. No, he's
gone off the deep. The woke comedy thing.
I couldn't tell if it was actually the guy's
voice or if he's using like an AI voice.
No, he's just got a specific
cadence of like reading a script.
Did you go back to any of his older videos?
No. Where he's like faked
interactions between two different
I couldn't tell
if he had really good editing but
yeah, yeah. But I couldn't tell if it was
him talking
to like cut clips of a
celebrity. Right. And they were
having like a back and forth but it didn't sound like his voice in this other one so then I
thought is this an AI voice oh that he's programmed to respond to it does have an
interesting cadence is possible I suppose that's it's kind of like it could be all for
humor's sake yeah because he's like he sounds like a real person but he's very dry very
sarcastic but that Joe Rogan one where he's like talking about his shadow and his
subconscious. Yeah. Oh my god,
that is dying. It's so good.
Psycho-analizing
him, but it's just like, bang on.
Yeah.
That's Joe Rogan
stand-up looks so hilarious.
But so
there's that Jerry thing. Like, I was
really shocked by that Jerry Seinfeld thing
where he's like gone down the
yeah, PC political crackness,
peep show gone mad.
Like, the
still doing that. The Jimmy car.
He was also a,
Defender of the Opposite for a long time.
Yes.
And like he shows it in that video.
Yeah, the clip.
But he releases this trash thing.
Yeah, and the popped up movie.
Yeah, because there's that, there's that, it's like a clip of much, it's like Chris Rock, Ricky Chabase, Seinfeld.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like, they make an N-word joke.
I think Louis C.K's there as well, actually.
You make an N-word joke and Jerry's the only one who's like, I don't think we could say that.
Yeah.
Just that irony being he's the
The language dude where like
He had Adam Sandler open for him
But he was like make sure it's a clean set
No swear words
So then he bombed
And it was Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler bombed
Seinfeld comes on and does his clean act
And
Yeah
You know crushes
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Yeah I think
I think
I think comedians are just
More fucked up
ordinary people
we don't need them anymore because we got that
TikTok guy who like
goes to Costco you know we got
this is what I was saying ages ago
about like
every comedic niche is filled now
yeah there's there's the
the guy who just tenses in his eyes
like bulge
how do you beat that how do you
write standing no words can defeat that
image yeah you think about it
and like you can't not smile
once you've heard
a joke for the 40th time.
Yeah, yeah. That's nothing.
You know, you need the guy that whistles
and then the guy that laughs
and then the guy that burps.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
And the pimp.
I'll talk about that another time, but
I guess I'll see you after these messages.
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Should we do some questions?
From the JAR Media Reddit?
Should we do some questions from the suggestion thread?
From the JARMedia Reddit, that isn't FNAF?
That isn't FN-A-F?
Do you think about that?
I kind of teased earlier that there was a...
A stinky-smalley.
A stinky-smally question.
um i i did keep the uh first part which i did read last week which you obviously don't have the
context for but shall i just read both like what shall i do should i catch you up in my own way i feel
like this is bebo baby's question and it's it's dark it is dark um okay um should i catch you up
I can read this quick.
Okay.
It's about an ex-boyfriend.
So, Bebo Baby says, just to catch everybody up, I have my own poo ex-boyfriend story.
Before I get into the interesting part, I need you to know that, at least for the beginning, for the most part, he was a seemingly normal, good-looking guy, and we dated for 2.5 years.
So basically, when me and my ex started dating, he was obsessed with hearing me fart.
He would even press on my stomach, so I will fart.
He loved his own smell and would fart on my face.
many times. He was also obsessed with seeing me poo. He would come into the bathroom every time I needed to go.
He would be offended and upset if I went to the bathroom without him. I couldn't even lock the door
behind me because he always managed to unlock it. He also really liked it when I saw him poo,
often taking a shit while I was brushing my teeth or calling me to the bathroom and then going.
In his old job, he'd often video call me while he was taking a shit. Sometimes sent me photos of his poo.
The worst was when he took a ship before showering. He insisted we shower together because
he wouldn't wipe just get in and clean it with his hands water and soap i hated it but i couldn't
really say anything because he would just get upset and accuse me of not loving him enough all of
this lasted through the whole time we were together at some point it became my normal i thought it
was just a him thing but i guess not after that story from a couple of episodes ago um so now you're
up to date i guess there was some there was some like disagreements of like that's obviously fake
there's no way that's real um but they did write in again i could see it being real i could see
that being real. Yeah. You know? Like some of the stuff, the poo guy, the poos me
kind. I mean, people have done wise. Yeah. There's honestly, there's no level.
Honestly, bro, I've been thinking about this a lot. I'm scared of humanity. I am. Yeah. I'm
frightened of what humans is capable of. I was going to say, I feel like we've gone as
depraved as we already can. I feel like, yeah, just through doing this, this, this, this small sample size
compared to all of humanity
just the psychopathy
that we have
you know
been shown
yeah
a small window we have been shown
yeah
so deranged so
so
so
so dangerous
you know
it's not
it's too much to even think about
the broader implication
of like how many poo butts
there must be out there
you know
you know like those
those farmers
sheep were like yeah what are those sheep even doing when they don't have a
shepherd are they cleaning their own butts or are they just getting completely
sodden just sodden but bevo baby has a follow-up to the unfortunate story
this is a follow-up from the poo ex-boyfriend story it's not a troll it was my
life for a long time it wasn't a fetish thing as far as I know it wasn't
sexual he did find it very funny though it wasn't gradual
it was zero to 100 because this was my thing was like was this an escalation how does one bring this to their partner
you know like if two and a half years like at what point did this become the new norm you know the new the new the new ex
sitcom the new norm um it wasn't gradual it was zero to 100 i never left the bathroom door open
and i made it clear i didn't want him there it started basically from when we started staying at each other's
places so like a month in and it started with just you
just, oh, I want you to be comfortable around me type of deal. And when I told him I wasn't
comfortable going to the bathroom around other people, he would dismiss it, accuse me of not
wanting to be with him and follow me in any ways. So at some point, I just let it be. There was
no point in arguing with him anyways. He made sure I'd never had any time for myself and that he
was always present somehow, either following me everywhere, call me all the time, text me if I
wasn't available. And he had to know everything I did during the day, so maybe that's why he insisted
and going to the bathroom with me.
There was also so much gas-stiting and emotional abuse
that I couldn't even consider his obsession as an odd thing.
He was a very manipulative man, and I had little experience with adult relationships.
I couldn't even ask my friend for advice because he didn't allow me to talk about
anything relating to our relationship with anyone.
I also didn't suspect anything was weird about him at first
because we were close in age and he was very charming, very lovely.
And outside, he behaved like a normal person.
So yeah, you live and you learn, I guess.
sounds like abuse
yeah
sure
sounds like
some manipulative behavior
going on there
yeah
I think that's the importance
of
setting boundaries
and
like holding to them
for your own protection
because
but it's also like
man
if you are brought up
an environment
where you have no good role models
you get
into a relationship you don't necessarily know what's healthy or unhealthy and trying to
navigate a situation like this yeah because that's what on earth are you gonna do that's
so loaded like to just hit someone with the oh so you don't love me enough you know
it that's putting someone in the position where they've got to like prove their love yeah you
know which is yeah if there's someone confident enough to be willing to do that in
order to put you on the back foot there's like more thought going in yeah side then yeah you
might because to me the the retort would be like well do you not love me enough to give me
my privacy to yeah the fucking shit you know but but
because you're on that back foot
it's like
the
especially if you're like a people pleaser
or someone who are like yeah yeah yeah
yeah that definitely opens you up
so I'm glad you're out of that
what a shitty guy
um
it's almost more
more psycho
that there wasn't like a fetish
or sexual or anything like
it was just pure power
pure humor
like that's what they say is like it was just he did find it funny
yeah but it is power that is that is a power
so maybe he was enjoying that element of it of like a control thing of like
look how gross this is but I'm able to
get you to engage with it despite that
yeah
humans are so creepy man
yeah I feel like
when you look at dogs socialise
it's like wham-bam done yeah you know they figured it out mm-hmm like the weird
fucking like circumnavigation to there's so many layers with humans we're
complex the way we interact is just too many layers you know yeah it's scary like the
layers and the fact that like it's it's genuinely too much to comprehend yeah no but I
feel like I've mentioned this before but the fact that like we've evolved so that there's a
subsect of like psychopaths and stuff that like that's just a subsect of human that can
perfectly mimic normal people that um the yeah that aren't normal but know how to mimic being
normal and can use that in order to achieve whatever they want to yeah it's crazy um but i guess
you just got to navigate that huh too much and i guess that feeds into this one from team act
does it frustrate you that you won't ever experience all the media that the world has to offer
is an issue that frustrates me more and more with getting older and having less time on my hands
cheers it's overwhelming for sure god yeah specifically um video games weird i feel that way about
all of it that an album exists out there that would be your favorite album like ever that you
haven't heard it might never in the future
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
And the same goes for movies, for books, for all of it.
But like a...
Can you imagine, like, I bet there's countless people now that's like...
If they could play GTA 6 just now, you know?
Mm-hmm.
It would mean so much to them.
Yeah.
Like, people dying.
Well, that's the meme now is that we got blank before GTSX.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, the queen.
died before we got GTA
so yeah yeah like
but the
it might sound pathetic
but the idea of dying
before GTA 6 comes out
not being able to experience that
yeah
is really sad
and then what the fuck is GTA 15
gonna look like you know
we won't see it
no that's what I mean
but imagine if we could get our hands
on that right now
it would ruin things
it would melt mine
yeah
yeah
it would be like
you know
what would be a really destructive
film to take back to like
the 1800s or something
you know you take you take
I don't know like a
I don't know like a World War Tea maybe
yeah
I'm just thinking more like
crazy like
how is like a
Victorian child supposed to react
to Depple versus Wolverine or whatever
what are they actually supposed to think about that
Yeah.
How are they supposed to break that?
Like, Deadpool doesn't exist yet.
Wolverine doesn't.
Let alone this, like, technology of them CG jumping or...
I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know what they do yet.
You know, they're like...
They will have a heart attack and die.
That's just the cruelest thought I've ever heard.
Can you imagine?
Yeah, like, what is a Victorian child?
Like, what do they do if you show them your Instagram,
do they do they die do they have like an aneurysm and die I think they they end up like
locked away like how many TikToks does it take to break their dopamine cycle
permanently you know you just give them a smartphone for one hour and then take it away and
it's like sorry and then they've got to like live with that rest of the life they got to
explain to everybody like no they handed me this thing was this head coming out of a toilet and it was
I've never heard it before
No we had this like
Tablet
He like took out and it had
All on it
Do they even know what a tablet is?
I'm thinking like a stone tablet
Hmm
Would it like an uneducated
Victorian child know what
What would he say?
I don't know what would you even say
There's no phones yet
A flat
No that would be like a place you live
Took out a brick
A meh
piece of paper?
Yeah.
Would they know what paper is?
Yeah, they have paper.
Well, I know they had paper,
but what use
would a Victorian chimney sweep
have for paper?
No, and he probably couldn't read or write.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So.
So at least he couldn't
like find gooning
subredits or whatever.
Yeah, I mean, there's a possibility
that he'd just kill himself.
I think it would be like,
um,
It would be like the end of 2001 or something, you know.
It's just so overwhelmed.
Turn into a giant baby.
Completely incomprehensible way.
Well, ooioi,oi,oi,oi,oi,oi,oi.
So, where do you keep the spare Lego pieces when you finish building a set?
That's why I put that box there.
I'm pointing at the table.
I've got a box for when there's spare leftovers.
I sort of place them in this box, and now there's a sort of full box.
box.
It's a half full box, I'd say.
Oh.
It's getting there.
Although, um, I have been using a brick set to look at what I could get for some of the
sets I want to sell if I'm being real.
If I'm being real.
Hundreds?
Yeah.
Thousands?
Not quite thousands.
Okay.
Not quite.
Because there's only three I want to sell.
No.
Right.
You should, um...
Like, because I, currently I'm thinking about selling Slave 1.
Really?
But I'm really torn.
I love Slave 1.
Um, and especially now that they've renamed it and you can't call it that anymore.
Um, I feel like I need to keep it just for that.
Um, but the Sandcrawler?
That thing's worth like 300 pounds.
Isn't that crazy?
That's not as much as I'd expect.
What would you expect?
I don't know.
Nine grand.
but
how much was it worth it release
like 150
no there's a few hundred pounds I think
yeah so that's
only like a 50%
increase
not bad
keep hold
slave one is better I think
I think slave one was like
170 pounds
and now that's about
300 pounds
it's not too bad
yeah but surely
the longer you hold it the more
I don't know they might make
slave too you know
just completely undercut
there is a slave too right
if you can even like
vaguely think of it is on
Wikipedia
what's wrong with the ship being
called slave one
that's kind of my thing
where it's like isn't it more offensive
to find it offensive
yeah it's not it's not called like
black people are slaves
the spaceship
you know
do you know what I'm saying
yeah what's the link like a bounty hunter will have slaves yeah
that's not crazy he's like a scoundrel
does he have slaves though
if he did like would it be surprising he's a villain
it's the name of the ship like is the ship his slave
it's a fucking like car
yeah
so what would like
What he carries around bounties in?
He's a scumbag.
Yeah, he's a villain.
He's the villain.
Was it a ship used for like in the
Transatlantic slave trade?
It was used in that slave one was.
Time travel.
That's how we got started.
Why didn't they show that?
I think it's like a Disney thing where it's like
we can't be selling a toy that was the word slave.
They've got the ridiculous amount of guilt from the shit
they were released back in the day.
That's why.
fucking hell
it's just the
SJW fucking horse shit
go woke
go broke
yeah now it's called
woke one
SJ1
SJ1
SJW's woke
one
SJW's woke one
oh my god
dude
oh my god
um
Loptical says
I'm planning on moving to the UK soon
from
AU slash NZ
Any way you'd recommend
Currently looking at Manchester
It depends
I feel like we should spin the question around
And ask where in AUNZ
We should be going
Yeah
I mean you need to avoid here
We're in a communist fucking house school
Like we can't say shit
I was thinking about that
But I was, like, I was tweeting on I-H-E, like, anti-monarchy stuff.
I'm like, I never got any trouble for that.
No, but you can't.
But that's what they're saying would happen.
Yeah, that's also what China, have you seen that interview with the, the, like, Chinese minister guy?
No.
It's crazy.
What do you mean?
He's, it's called, um, I can't remember what it's called.
Um, but it's, um, but it's, it's, um, but it's,
it's this show with this like really aggressive um british uh like an interviewer like interview
a guy it's called head to head um and he does this head to head with this this politician from
china right and he just exposes the fuck out of like what what it truly means to be under a
dictatorship yeah like the shit he says and he's talking about his his friend this other
politician and he was like six months ago this guy just went missing yeah and like a tennis player
yeah and then there's a part where where the the chinese politician says um uh
basically he's like uh he's asked to criticize jing jing ping oh um i know huh yeah yeah and uh he obviously doesn't
Yeah, because he wants to get him to his family.
So then the interviewer, the interviewer says,
if you criticised him, you'd disappear, wouldn't you?
And then the Chinese guy says,
well, if I disappeared, I hope you'd bail me out.
It's just like, what?
Like, he thought he was being, like, snappy,
but it's just like, that's fucking sad.
You know, it, I could go out and, I mean,
a lot of people do, like, what we do in this.
country is just shit on whoever is
Prime Minister. Yeah. Especially if they're
Labour. Mm-hmm.
So the idea that like if the
left wing of... Yeah, because they're calling
him Kia Stalin.
Oh my God.
And like we...
Guess why we're in the shit right now? We've
had a Tory government, a right-wing
government for the past fucking like
3,000 years. No, it's
Stalin who's in power now.
Yeah. It's the guy who's in power right now.
for the past like two months
who's caused all of the issues
all of my fears
have been confirmed
every single one
he stopped the right wing
riots
the racist right wing riots
yeah
totalitarian
I don't know how we ended up back there
I don't know just put on JP
and just wait take a shot
every time he says totalitarian
or um
dictator
Oh, what's his...
Young Ian.
Oh, they...
What's it?
He says the...
The Marxist mine virus...
This kind of thing.
The, uh...
That's it.
The cultural Marxism.
That's the one.
Yeah.
Ugh.
I feel like I could just word vomit so much more shit.
About that.
Yeah, what was the question?
Oh, where should he move?
um right yeah um if you want things to be affordable probably somewhere up north so manchester's probably
a good shout to be honest i mean maybe out of the city
yeah if you're in like greater manchester or something yeah um
not london just look parallel to london like horizontally parallel and up
you know you want to go up from london
But like, Birmingham?
Yeah?
It's up.
I don't want to live in Birmingham there.
Why?
It's not my vibe.
I don't really like Birmingham, for being honest.
It's fine.
Yeah, I mean, I'm...
It's not my favourite city.
There's many cities I enjoy over Birmingham.
I've never been.
I've lived in this country for a very long time and seen very little of it.
And if I travel, it tends to be further south.
so hmm call me a classist but hey I really like money if you like money then surely
going up north will be the answer because things are cheaper you get to hold
on to it more that have less money and that makes me feel sick the only correct
response disgusted disgust for those who don't realize I fucking
hate money okay especially those who don't have it those are the worst ones yeah yeah
I'm a hardcore libertarian for those who aren't aware classical I bet there was
there was a time where I would have said that genuinely the yeah because the
meme is like that everyone they smoke their first joint and then they're like
the libertarian yeah yeah and then he sober up and
you realize you're being fucking stupid.
I remember I
once smoked
and went down this whole thought
process thinking I was being so sick
with like thinking about Jesus and shit
and then I was like
I was just thinking about Prometheus
when I sobered up
no that's so important
if you yeah it can trick you
where you like thinking
And no one's ever had this thought before.
Yeah, it's the Matrix.
Yeah.
Yeah, but the trick, if you just write it down and then, like, read it the next day and you're just like,
what the fuck was I talking about?
Yeah.
That was just straight bullshit.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it needs to go through a filtering process.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
Reassess.
That's why I'm obsessed with writing things down.
Like, it's to a point where, like, I just don't trust.
my current state
we're like
like ever
honestly not really
it always has to be reflected
because I know
I know that whatever my emotional state
is will affect
my perception of that moment
yeah yeah
yeah
yeah
Even if it's written down.
Well, I've had it before where I've been like,
thank God I wrote that down and didn't say it.
Because if I had said and acted on my emotion,
then I would have done something perhaps I regret.
Uh-huh.
When actually with a bit of distance from that emotion,
I've worked through it and I don't need to act on that.
Yeah, yeah.
But that can sometimes be easier said than done.
That takes a long...
That skill of like...
Holding off.
When you're furious, um, I find it therapeutic to type it out and not necessarily send it.
Mm-hmm.
Just to have it.
Like, there's something therapeutic about, like, finding the words for it.
I think a big part of like therapy is that.
The fact that you're verbalizing stuff.
It, the second it's out there and heard by someone else.
Yeah.
You, it, it kind of becomes reframed by...
Especially if you have to justify your thought process to someone who isn't you.
Yeah.
Then it can really alleviate, like, oh, that's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like insane, like, when I say that out loud.
Yeah, especially shit, like, about yourself.
Yeah.
Like, opinions you hold of yourself.
When you try and justify that,
to other people um i mean obviously i'm speaking from personal experience yeah yeah
no because i remember like an exercise that worked quite well for me being like um
imagine presenting this information that you present to yourself constantly but to you as a child
would you say this to you as a child and if the answer is no yeah and then it's like
hmm maybe think about like what your your internal monologue is or the way you
communicate with yourself with this kind of thing yeah yeah um because sometimes that's just like that
starting point of like just a bad way of communicating yeah i think it makes your thoughts
filtered you can like tinge them in a negative way yeah and then you you almost like build a
worldview around that even though it's not true necessarily you've like convinced yourself it's true
yeah yeah and i was having a conversation the other the other day um with a guy who comes from
africa um and i was saying that we were just talking about like general health and
stuff and then the the the like trivia little thing that i popped out with which my dad had
recently told me was that um in gps it's like 30 or 40 percent of stuff brought to gps and mental
health things yeah i believe and i i i said that to to this fella from who's from africa and he said
yeah it's because of your country and your culture
like you just immediately said to me
yeah yeah and then I I kind of like knee-jerk agreed
and then started saying all these
these issues I have with like stuff that we've talked about before
like the the withdrawnness and kind of like
the southern English way
the stiff upper lip thing yeah yeah yeah um and then I
thought how much of what I'm saying now is actually me just describing myself and my own
withdrawnness because like when I look at it intentionally it's like I don't I don't
like the stiff up a lip ship but that is still who I am yeah like I that culture is within
me as much as I think it's like unhealthy and I don't like it and every time I
meet someone who isn't that
way. Yeah. It's like, oh my
God, thank fuck about that.
That's why I love
going abroad. That's why I love
spending time in Canada and America.
That's definitely a cultural difference
where that, like, I think generally
they're more outgoing, they're more like
willing to have a conversation with a random stranger.
Yeah, 100%. And I like
I like being the one introverted
freak that isn't like
that in that environment. I feel
like I work within that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I'm in an environment where it's only that, it's like, that's crushing.
Yeah.
But we've bred that environment.
Yeah.
Through our culture.
Uh-huh.
Um, which is kind of lame.
Whereas I don't, I don't know.
I feel like there is part of me that is not that.
Where, like, I, when I'm, like, walking the dogs or whatever, I like, I do just have
random conversations.
I, like, have no problem just walking up to people and talking to that.
Yeah, yeah.
pair of a dog but like i don't know i see it sometimes in people where they they clearly don't want to
you know yeah but also i i i feel it myself where sometimes i just really don't want to
yeah and that's fair enough or whatever yeah but at the same time like i i don't want to
be that you know because like how awesome is it like
like going back to to family when when we go up north to our relatives up north and like
we we might not have seen them for 15 years and it will just be like the warmest most
welcome yeah yeah environment like to be that to someone else
like that that shit's fucking valuable um and i think the
the like repressing of that innate urge
yeah
um
I sometimes feel like
because I like
I really want to say to people
if they're wearing a cool shirt or like have a cool haircut
or whatever yeah yeah oh that's cool
um
but there's that extra layer especially if you're a dude
you don't want to come across as like creepy
yeah yeah um and I can very easily
gay
yeah I can very easily be misinterpreted or whatever
so it's like safer quote unquote to just like
yeah not yeah do that
well because as well like with the
like me self reporting to to this guy
um like about the the withdrawnness and stuff
like thinking about it there's so many people in this town
that I've met that
aren't that way really friendly yeah yeah a lot of like people in bristol bristolians are really
approachable um one of the last times i was in bristol i was outside having a cigarette
and this guy just walks up to me and starts talking to me out of the blue talks about my shirt
and then conversation naturally goes on to because like my shirt was inspired by my grandma's
tasting clothes and then he was like what's your grandma's name it's like felicity yeah yeah
Of course
That's one of the few places
And I think it's why we have such
Like a drinking culture
Yeah
It's a social lubricant
Smokers in like clubs or whatever
I say where people have casual conversations
They meet each other
Yeah yeah
Because that guard is down
Because you've had a few drinks
You're
Yeah it's just the shame that we
We even need it to get there
Yeah
You know
It's like having the facade
Of being a
I don't know
what it is
but it does feel
incredibly British to me
I don't know if I'm prescribing
that wrong
no I'd say that's true
yeah sure
but I can feel the like
because we do have this balance
of like half our family is Kiwi Oz
yeah
they do have a different vibe
yeah for sure
Kiwi Os, the way you, like, present yourself or whatever.
Whereas, like, I feel like our dad's that way where he just, I don't know,
he just starts talking to random people and we'll have, like, these just conversations
that just go on and on.
And he just finds other New Zealanders, like, I feel like it's a weird Kiwi thing.
Yeah, there's like a magnet.
They're everywhere.
They're everywhere, but nowhere.
Yeah, it's weird.
Yeah, you can't, you can't pick him out of a crowd, but they're there.
I looked that up the other day, like how many Kiwis live not in New Zealand, and there's a significant portion of them in the UK.
It's like, weirdly, it's like UK, Australia, Japan or something weird like that, just because it's so close, I guess.
Yeah, that makes sense.
But yeah.
And yeah, I'd imagine a lot of Kiwis have relatives in the UK.
Yeah, and I don't.
I'm just like a natural hermit type
I'm not I don't get like energized from
socializing
yeah it's more like I need to work myself up to do it
yeah and then once it's done I need to like recharge
where there are people that aren't like that
well they they say that is the difference between an introvert
and an extrovert an extravert gets energized right yeah
by socializing an introvert gets drained by socializing
an introvert gets drained by socializing right
yeah so that's like the main difference but I don't feel like I can't hold a conversation
or can't be engaging with somebody or whatever it's more just like yeah I can do this but
like this is using fuel yeah yeah yeah also I feel like some for me um some people who I should
straight up just not like
like they value nothing
that I value
um and
value stuff that I think is
like
shit
you know
but I
I don't dislike them
yeah I very rarely will
unless they're saying some crazy shit
yeah yeah but even then
like I I won't make it obvious
to them that I don't want to engage
oh yeah i don't do that either i think that is a people-pleasing thing yeah i do that same
thing it's like it's also kind of a self-preservation thing too yeah yeah it's an avoiding
conflict like yeah oh you're crazy um let's just get through this conversation now and we can
deal with the consequences of this later 100% once we're safe i'll tell like my actual friends
about how fucking yeah yeah yeah yeah but i think that's a self-preservation i think that's just
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
Because, like, there's a...
Some people are, like, pragmatic to the point where, like, they can't hold it.
Or, like, I guess the opposite of pragmatic.
It's more pragmatic to sort of...
I don't know.
To just avoid it.
Maybe, yeah.
Whereas, like, if you're principal to the point where it's, like, someone says something crazy,
you have to...
I have to get into it right now.
right here, no matter the context, but it's like, I don't really work that way.
Yeah, no, I'm the same.
I'm way more like an opportunity cost type person.
It's like, is it even worth it right now?
A lot of the time it's not.
If you're going into conversations like, I think I'm going to change people's mind and like,
make them believe what I believe type thing.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's really going to work out quite how you think it might.
Well, yeah, people don't tend to...
tend to change their minds
from one, like, sexual interaction.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
You kind of have to do it in your own terms.
Yeah.
What do we even get here?
I don't know. British, living in Britain.
Stiff up a lip.
New Zealand guy moving.
Stiff up a lip.
Yeah, move to Newcastle.
Liverpool.
Get on a tram.
are there trams in Liverpool
I wish we had more trams in the UK
if I'm being honest
Trams everywhere, I say
Mm-hmm
Trams here there
Trams to everywhere
I say
And on that now bro I think we're good
For this one
Um
Anything else to say
Anything else to tram line
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dislike the video
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thought we were just
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if we're
lull cows or whatever
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I don't know
what's what's good now
Kaisanat
yeah
like if you think we're Kai
dislike if you think we're
Buggy
Yeah, Buggy's on the down there right now
He's on Low Cow Live
He's drinking piss off the highway
Or whatever
What?
Well, the thing that they're doing on Low Cow Live
is these continuous streams like humiliating
Boogie as an apology for lying about
Cancer
Hence the lie tattoo
They did a stream where he was like picking up garbage on the highway
so he is just fine with making money from being this
yes because he doesn't have a choice where he like he has to pay his mortgage
oh that's so fucking sad
dude i hate the world we live in
it's dark when i say i hate money this is exactly what i mean
yeah money made buggy go from funny fat guy who break guitar hero
guitar to jumping pole
splash yeah big big
jumping pool splash
he went from that to fucking
whatever the fuck
he's doing no but there's like no excuse
because he's made more money than the average person
yeah but he's also blown it
yeah but that's the thing though is like
you've blown it though
like you didn't have to spend tens of thousand
of dollars on hookers you didn't have to do that
that's tens of thousands of dollars you could be paying a
Who wouldn't?
Who wouldn't?
No, he was one of those pay-pig dudes
Where it's not just like paying for hookers, it's like
My energy bills are low, I need like, can you pay my rent this month?
Oh, but then my groceries are low.
Can you like pay for my groceries?
And then it's like thousands of dollars and it's like
For handy or whatever.
Nice one, man.
I don't know. That's crazy to me.
to me. But he wouldn't have done that had he not had the money.
Yeah.
But tens of thousands of dollars, bro, on that.
I bet he doesn't regret a cent.
Oh my god.
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