JAR Media Posdact - lol cow

Episode Date: September 2, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter...: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies 00:00 Intro 04:46 Housekeeping 21:23 Australian Invasion & Twins 31:55 Alex' ReviewTech Lolcow Discovery 54:05 Midbreak 54:44 Questions Segment: Gross Ex BF Jarling Updates The Record 1:03:01 ALL the media 1:07:09 Where do the spare pieces go? 1:10:59 AUS/NZ moving to UK

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Well, well, well, well, well, well. Oh my God, bro, people are scared. Of? People are scared. I'll tell you in a minute, because it's a good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Alex, and this is Jamie. I'm robot Jamie. And I'm robot Alex.
Starting point is 00:00:26 No, I'm just the robot. But this is the ship of Thessius. whatever like are we really our bodies or are we just a concept um this is a talk about that we have talked about that yeah uh this is broadcast episode 22 yep 22 remember being 22 i can't really no what happened when i was when was that almost well actually yeah oh god i mean there's a there's video evidence i guess i guess there's podcasts with me in as in that age 21 20 19 no yeah
Starting point is 00:01:19 excuse me for me hmm too much mental maths for me to deal with brother but before we get too deep into the show and This is a me too one. I've got plenty of things that need to come up. I want to shout out of the JAR Media patrons to make the audio versions of the show possible. But that is not all. I've actually written down. I've got the checklist of things to make sure I bring up. This episode is sponsored by the Geek Cave.
Starting point is 00:01:47 That always has to come up, obviously. Go Go Geekers. JAR Media group chat. Underrated Patreon. Uh, perk in there. I pluck. all sorts of random uh ideas for topics or whatnot for each week um the raw mp3 is posted to patreon ad free as well um of course after our jafter hours on patreon um been doing this for a fair few weeks
Starting point is 00:02:17 now it's kind of the 10 15 minutes well this one's a bit longer than that um of bile you know bill bill um we've been called pulling it the warm up the uh the period the the period the period you know that we we try to get out before the recording that uh i mean i just stop at the period hmm so that's over on there there's a few of those available now my one last week on that solo episode that people were freaking out about um had me just warming warming up for like five minutes doing my vocal warmups me me mamamu and all this sort of thing um images are now postable on the subreddit so uh just do what you want i guess i've been i've been enjoying before no i didn't know
Starting point is 00:03:12 it was a feature um but in the last episode someone was like enable images so now i can just reply to people with tim images so i'm i'm happy um and i don't I don't know if I should bring I had a I had an idea I don't know if it's a bad idea then I guess that's why I'm bringing up so I wanted to hear your opinion on it um the the housekeeping thing right I just heard house and I smiled yeah um should house how do you feel gutterily and be honest I don't I want you to be completely honest is it a bad idea to put housekeeping in after hours is that a bad idea? Is that a bad idea? Is that a bad? is that bad is that bad would that improve or hurt the show in your opinion because I have arguments
Starting point is 00:04:06 I feel like for both both sides I feel I don't know so on one hand you can get straight into whatever that episode is about and kind of wrap up the previous one in its own thing but then it's
Starting point is 00:04:19 is also not the ongoing conversation kind of part of it though as well Yeah, with the YouTube comments. I mean, I guess we should let the YouTube commenters and Patreon and everyone decide. Yeah, if you're disgusted or excited by that, say. Yeah. In the same way you said what you all said in that last episode where I was solo. Bro, I'm just going to get to housekeeping because people were freaking it.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Right. They were losing their minds. They were being, they were being, uh, doomers. They were doom it. I don't know if you saw any of this, bro, but they were, they were losing their minds. And too much of a narcissist to not watch an episode of this, though. No, they weren't on. Slightly before I mention that, though, there were a couple things on the, uh,
Starting point is 00:05:12 J-Media patron group chat. I want to mention before we get into that. Um, a ring dang do now. What is that? and round they just got a really name long long name I've had too much penguin no unfortunately they had a they were posting their pictures of their cat in the Jail Media group chat cute cat coincidentally in the past 24 hours this poor cat passed and this cat the reason I'm bringing it up is because
Starting point is 00:05:43 they mentioned this cat specifically loved you me he'd sit on my keyboard while I watch um he says um yeah i love that and it also breaks my heart yeah it's never easy but from what i understand lives a long full life some cats can live mega i feel like billy's one of those um yeah never ender yeah um but i've never experienced cat gone i've only experienced dog gone i don't know if it's a different gone Or if all gongs are just kind of the same. I feel like it, yeah. Probably on a similar level, I'd imagine.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah. But yeah. In saying that, I should get to the Duma stuff. Wanderer 1-2-3 says, can you stop edging us and just end the cast already? We know what's going to happen soon anyway. Damn, okay. That's not it.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Edging. Impossible ad 8169. It's been about 10 years of doing a GEOCast a week. How much longer do you guys have it in you? And Nudaz said, in a couple of months, every member will have left, and every episode would just be an hour of white noise. That's an awesome idea. Sam Will 1999. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Jamie Beltman just uploaded a video called We Need to Talk. And at least even some 157.8. I can't help but feel that we've entered the final arc of Jha. And Leiboy, loved a good one. I think we've reached the Beaver Hollow of Jha. Yeah. See, all these comments just fuel me to be like, right, I'm never stopping. Yeah, there are more.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I'm going to Elon Musk have children with as many people as I can and just, like, get them all starting. The sole idea of them, yeah. You will carry on this when I'm gone. And not only when I go, there's not going to be just a continuation. There's going to be like 20 different. you know, offspring all different The whole cinematic universe
Starting point is 00:07:55 It's crazy There's so many crams 974-5 The final arc of Jarre is upon us And I'm not quite sure What I'll do if it really does end And Severean of the Guild Maybe all this is coming to an end
Starting point is 00:08:07 And Zen 8-008 We've entered the final Eragoon As I can only imagine What's gonna happen next This is some doom a ass shit What is this going from? I've done a solo episode before Yeah, you have
Starting point is 00:08:20 the only one that seems to have their head screwed on straight is a puffin 9545 so dramatic lull they're uploading more frequently than they have in several years and have said more long-form videos are coming but oh no jim's got a stomach bug so the whole thing is cancelled but then he said that and all the replies are like no you're wrong yeah i mean maybe if i'd have died from this thing yeah then i feel like you might have stopped but even that then I feel like you just crack on yeah maybe like a cutout or something or get randy on yeah maybe have like one week off outside of like a death what would make you actually genuinely be like I think I think now is the time um I don't know like just something where maybe if it was like logistically like impossible yeah but even then i feel like something that is theoretically possible but i feel like even if that happened it would still be possible to do like a to do some discord type thing yeah yeah even then yeah it would be harder but i mean like imagine
Starting point is 00:09:36 if one of us was like right i need i i need to move back to new zealand for yeah some period of time and and one of us had to stay then then someone's living like in a 12-hour a different yeah time i mean like that when there's a will there's a way but like yeah because like i do sard with adam and canada so like yeah that's in the evening and he's like in the morning so like yeah yeah yeah um yeah i mean it's it's it's possible when there's more i would only want to stop it if like you didn't want to do it anymore yeah yeah you know if i genuinely didn't want to do that anymore yeah yeah yeah but i mean like if if it was like family stuff like yeah if there was like like a disaster that's why it kind of but i mean it even if it was like
Starting point is 00:10:33 one of us has started a family then it's like you've got family responsibilities you've yeah yeah but that kind of falls into the logistic thing but like i say that like if if there's a will it's just like a balancing act of all the shit going on yeah yeah because that's the reality of it is like once we're here it's not like hard to do
Starting point is 00:10:57 it's more like the just lining everything up the timing of everything that's like the hardest power and yeah and I think like the whole point of doing it is like the hangout
Starting point is 00:11:14 you know yeah yeah that's what i've always enjoyed about it is like no matter what there's like a weekly excuse to see you otherwise yeah it's it always easy to come up with excuses to not but when you have this like binding agent it's quite a good yeah yeah it makes it routine and um it doesn't feel like something to with with work it can be something you dread you know whereas this like spending the time with you and like the the hilarious shit yeah yeah getting just the like feedback yeah from miniature rani and yeah and like just crazy stuff where it's like it's gone beyond um what's like impacts my life like that whole max
Starting point is 00:12:10 thing i keep thinking about we're like yeah the only way i managed to get closure on that is because of a Charlie yeah and that kind of thing is yeah that's an amazing point yeah there's all sorts of I mean there's so many like characters and people that have come and gone over the years like 10 years it's like a big chunk of time yeah I suppose it nearly has been has it not been yeah it's close I I David when did David really die 2016 I was only I was like 18 when we started you know okay I was so a couple more years yeah seven now yeah yeah not far off I think I was I must have been right yeah yeah and there were there were the the old video before that even too on the old Joe channel yeah yeah before the cast
Starting point is 00:13:04 started like Auntie Zula and all that yeah Jesus I must have been that was precast Were you like 16 or 17? You must have been. I don't know. It's crazy how, um... I was thinking about time when I was getting a root canal. Uh-oh. We've all got it.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Because... Yeah. This is my monologue now. But time, like, I feel like you're... You're way more in control of your person. of time than you realize what do you mean by that like because when say you you start a day of work like in in the past I used to work 11-hour shifts every day when I was doing night shifts I'd start at 9 and finish at 8 in the morning
Starting point is 00:14:09 so obviously when you arrive it's like me I've got so much time ahead of me and when it's eight or half seven in the morning and you've only got half an hour to go
Starting point is 00:14:26 and you're aware of that that half an hour is nothing if anything it's it's not enough time because it's like stressful the shit you've got to get done and then and then you can go home if you like tap into that
Starting point is 00:14:43 last half hour mindset because this this is the headspace I went into because I was starting to like get really anxious when getting my root canal down because that's like a an hour long process of them just
Starting point is 00:15:01 digging around in one tooth and I started thinking like this this feels like a long time time but at some point it's just gonna be done and that could be in five minutes so I just need to hold out for like five minutes and what's five minutes five minutes is nothing yeah and then like before I know it the dentist was like right and let's stop for
Starting point is 00:15:34 now we'll we'll do some or another day and I look at the the clock and it's been like 45 minutes like it's been a long ass time you got into that mindful state yeah and i think i unintentionally like meditated hmm i just i relaxed and like accepted the situation and what was 45 minutes felt like 15 yeah even though it was something i hated the whole time yeah you had like no choice yeah like trapped basically yeah yeah I can mental mind game my way out of this almost. Yeah. You, yeah, you got to like, it is a mind game.
Starting point is 00:16:22 You got to, like, play tricks on yourself. Which is pretty hard because you know everything you're thinking. Like when you're lying there thinking of something to entertain yourself with only your mind available, do you do you conjure images or how do your thoughts like look no it's it's because i'd live like my whole life assuming that's how everyone did it but they're like the more i grow up the more i realize that's not how it works for a lot of people what like like my like in a monologue like all the thoughts are like visual like images for me um so like my meant like in order to keep my brain in order i basically have to force it to um conjure images
Starting point is 00:17:17 that i can like control hence where that bird thing comes from um bird thing yeah well like if i if i want to like calm myself i like picture oh right yeah yeah yeah yeah gliding on the wind i do that for um going to sleep yeah yeah But sometimes I have to do that when it's daytime and, I don't know, if there's like an anxious feeling in the air. Yeah, like when you're describing. Yeah. I find almost the opposite is what, I mean, in this particular instance, because like, you know what it's like in a dentist. Everything is really bright and you're forced to be in the reality that you're in.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And they got the minion coloring in on the ceiling. Yeah, at least at my dentist, you get given, like, sunglasses to wear, so the light that goes in your eye isn't so bad. I hate when they don't have the radio on, too. Also, I don't know if I told the story about my dentist, being afraid of my head. I don't know if you have said that. Have I told you that? You've told me? Yeah, because I wear a cap, like, every day, and I don't have hair.
Starting point is 00:18:34 and I assumed that a dentist leaning over to get into my mouth a cap would get in the way of his arm and be kind of annoying so as a courtesy every time I'd go to sit down I'd take my hat off and put it on the chair and then lie down
Starting point is 00:18:52 and then one day the dentist says to me and before he says it he starts putting the chair back up so like the things coming up like I think it's done he's like Jamie can you just put your hat back on because your head it's uh it's scaring me crazy thing to say somebody and his like uh his dental assistant or whatever was like
Starting point is 00:19:17 had like a nervous scream laugh like huh amazing said it yeah that is a wild thing to say to yeah and i laughed and i was like yeah sure and i put my hat back on and i sit back down in the chair and he puts it back down and like so it was a genuine request um in complete earnest yeah yeah like he he's scared of my head but like he was so distracted he couldn't do his job yeah but but ever since he said that because i i didn't know how to feel about the guy um you could just be blunt when he said that i liked him so much more you're like i know i know you're gonna be real me yeah blunt yeah this guy's a real you're honest yeah you've got that like blunt autism yeah but yeah ever since then i feel like he's been nicer to me as well yeah and i don't think
Starting point is 00:20:16 he he gave a shit i don't think no i i get that vibe from like lots of doctors and dentists where like they're so good at their thing but like oh you you're not a human you are like teeth you come in and they just see like floating teeth and like that's all you are like I got that with my nose doctor yeah yeah I feel like anything like that your dermatologist you're just like skin
Starting point is 00:20:39 but there's all you are is skin there's no human yeah it's whatever that specific thing is all you are yeah because like the nose doctor he's like you're not even looking me in the eyes like looking up my nose as if they're eyes you know
Starting point is 00:20:54 I mean, I appreciate it. You did a good job. It's really, so that's your thing. It's really helpful to have people. Yes. It's when you've got like a male gynecologist. That's when it's like...
Starting point is 00:21:08 That's more just like... So why did you want to specialize in that? Yeah. Well, explain that thought process to me. Yeah. Bro, there's two major things I want to talk about for break here. first being we've had a bit of a revelation as a family
Starting point is 00:21:28 we've yeah this is wild we've basically gained a sibling I mean two siblings I'm saying two halves make a hole you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:21:43 we've gained a sibling yeah that being half a sister and half brother I don't think we've ever really explained the twin phenomenon in our family um i don't think we have why is it like why would it even come up i tell a lot of people though i do as well because it's so crazy
Starting point is 00:22:00 like it sounds like a fake like uh it sounds like a um what's that isle of dogs director um Wes where's Anderson like a crazy Wes Anderson like family where it's like look at these cartoon characters
Starting point is 00:22:16 you know it's like it's the twin family where it's like and this is real our father has an identical twin our mother has a non-identical twin but our mother also has two brothers who are identical twins and also our mother's uncle had sons who are non-identical twins
Starting point is 00:22:40 so there are a lot of twins and family many twins yeah that's that's four sets of twins that's a freakish amount of twins and the reason I bring that up is because yes it was like a week ago now but our cousin from Australia who is the daughter of our father's
Starting point is 00:23:02 identical twin brother meaning she shares 50% the same DNA as us because identical twins have the same DNA that's why the twin studies are so important I was thinking about this though why is it our dad
Starting point is 00:23:20 doesn't like wear glasses he needs them there isn't it he does now whereas red he does because he's an old man yeah whereas uncle has always needed glasses
Starting point is 00:23:37 and it's his glasses that made our mother realize that she needed glasses because she put on his glasses and was like oh shit I can see and neither of us need glasses yet Yeah, but my point is, if they're identical twins, why aren't their eyes the same? Is that I don't know enough about genes and how all that works, to be honest, to be able to answer that, so there must be some reasoning.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Is it an environmental thing? Is this a nature-nurture thing? Maybe he sat a little bit closer to the TV compared to dad? Yeah, maybe you got square. I don't know, but it's weird because it's like when you're around bear-mouse twins, like having two dads, let alone the fact gaining a half-sister cousin and a half-brother cousin. Half-brother cousin was still in Australia and wasn't able to make it, unfortunately. But our other cousin was here for a week, and we kind of got onto that.
Starting point is 00:24:39 And how kind of surreal that is. But she's like an Oz. She's Aussie. Yeah. And I made her promise that if we go to Oz, she'll do a goonsack with us. Yeah, yeah, that was my favorite shit, like, so have you tried a goonsack? And it was like, she was like, duh. Like, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:24:59 You don't do that? Yeah, why are you even asking that? Yeah, yeah. So awesome. I love that. I love the, the Bogan thing. Yeah. We're like that she, I should have noted it down.
Starting point is 00:25:13 She was describing where there's like Bogan's and another thing. There's like another subset. It's like calves and roadmen Yeah Yeah, I don't know But Ozzy They always put O's at the end of things They shorten things and just put O at the end
Starting point is 00:25:31 Yeah Because our What was the one where Our dad He likes coming up with like ditties and things Little rhymes Where it's like we Especially when
Starting point is 00:25:45 One of us would do something Thoughtless Oh, right, yeah. Or silly. Where he'd say T-T-A-T-T. He had this, what do you even call it? A phrase? Well, like, if you do something stupid,
Starting point is 00:25:58 then he'd be like, thinking, thinking, thinking all the time. Thinking, thinking all the time. T-T-A-T-T. Um, and then finding out that his identical twin has a similar behavior, but it's like an Aussie interpretation of that. Right? where um they like shorten
Starting point is 00:26:20 he's got like a he's got a whistle song yeah it's like a song but that's something they both do they they both like sing a lot yeah but he but the Aussie flare is that it's the imbo song
Starting point is 00:26:33 yeah imbi imbi for imbecile it's not imbecile it's imbile it's imbi because it has to be a shortened Aussie thing which I appreciate
Starting point is 00:26:44 I like that Aussies do that But going back to just the fact that the half-sibling thing. Because we haven't seen her in 12 years. Yeah, it's been a long-ass time. And it was awesome to see her. Yeah. And it felt like a sibling had just, like, a sibling had just, like, appeared. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:09 But before we even thought about the half-siblings thing, it was like. Because we'd never considered that. I'm 30 years old, and I've never thought about it. And then it was like, oh, sure. shit. And I don't I didn't want to say it because I don't know if it could be taken as an insult, but when
Starting point is 00:27:27 I saw her and like for the first time in 12 years, I was like you kind of resemble me. I could see myself in features of her. It's surreal because it's like you're looking at like your sister. Like your sister. You literally are.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Like, that is what your sister would look like. Yeah. Yeah. It's 50% the same DNA. Yeah. So, like, yeah, people kept commenting that when we're sat next to each other. Yeah, I mean, you two did look more alike than, you know, the beltman. But I think the... Yeah, because I was talking to her about her, like, hair routine.
Starting point is 00:28:13 She's got the same curly hair as me. the same skin tone yeah um yeah this kind of stuff yeah quite surreal yeah I think especially because like I've heard that before we supposedly have the vibe of someone who of people who have like an older sister um even though she isn't older than me
Starting point is 00:28:34 but um I feel like when there's an imbalance especially if like there's one girl and two boys then there's like a certain vibe to that you know Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where, like, the, the girl can just say whatever, or, um... It's more with it, you know? Yeah, yeah. Because, like, the, the first thing she said, like, when she came in,
Starting point is 00:28:59 it was like, why are you messaging on the group chat? Yeah, then I got it, and I was like, it's your fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's, uh... It's just why. I hope, like, I hope, like, my great grandkids do a 23... Hmm, interesting, huh?
Starting point is 00:29:30 And they'll be like, what the fuck happened here? Yeah. Like, our grandma got pregnant twice and had four children. Yeah, two sets of twins. Do you know how statistically unlikely that is? Yeah. And not two different sets of twins. the fact that one is genetic and one is totally random yeah that that must be like it's rare to have twins let alone
Starting point is 00:29:54 two sets of twins one identical one non identical that's crazy yeah but and the crazy shit the doctors would say to her as well because they were like born like 60s right so yeah what mom was yeah they're both both in 60s yeah yeah yeah yeah um yeah like my
Starting point is 00:30:24 you know man says like the stuff the doctors would say in the 60s like really insulting shit really yeah just because of twins yeah yeah like not being understanding but more being like
Starting point is 00:30:39 kind of judgmental almost as if she had some control troll over it right um next time you see her ask her about the doctor thinks she has this horrifying story about how rude they were to her um but yeah but yeah progeny in the 60s mm-hmm yeah before before it was like it was considered socially unacceptable to live with someone first before marrying them yeah Jesus Christ Imagine like 20 years old
Starting point is 00:31:19 You shack up with someone And then you like live together for the first week And you're like oh my god This is completely incompatible Like imagine this this person who was dating the Like shit in underwear guy Yeah Like you marry him move in
Starting point is 00:31:34 And then you're like why Why does all of your underwear Have feces within Locked within? There was I'm kind of glad you mentioned that because I can come back in the question segment because
Starting point is 00:31:47 there's a follow-up not a follow-up but something even worse than that story parallel okay but the one other thing I wanted to bring up before the break quickly is you know review tech USA
Starting point is 00:32:01 skibby button da yeah did you know he's a locale is he really yeah because Because I'd only learned this like in the last couple weeks. Well, I always thought like people kind of liked him.
Starting point is 00:32:18 He had like a million plus subs. Yeah, yeah. He was just like news gamer guy. Yeah, yeah. But he's like a massive lull cow now. Since when? When did the... It's been a while because it's not like I'm a regular viewer of Rich or whatever.
Starting point is 00:32:34 But there's like countless dramas with him to the point where he's considered a full-on lull cow now. Wow. Yeah. Okay. That's kind of sad. Yeah, I mean, he inspired us since day one. Skibidi-bap-and-da-p-da-pff... It's classic.
Starting point is 00:32:50 It's so... It's... It's fire. How many have we said... There's... The Angry Joe shows, this review took USA, there's... We did the boogie one, probably. You're talking about inspirations or lolcows.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Just like... Angry Joe isn't a low cow. No, no, I'm not saying local... I'm just saying as far as Jercasts just stealing other YouTubers things, you know? Oh, okay, right. This is the Angry Joe show. This is reviews. We Picassoed them, you mean?
Starting point is 00:33:15 Yeah. Or what was the other one? The Yogs cars? The Yogs? Yeah. Where the fuck did that come from? But, yeah. It exists.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I just thought it was funny to call us the Yogs cars when we're not. The Yogs cars when we're not the Yacht. Oh, right. Yeah. You can get sued for that, dude. Good. Come after us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Come on, Yogs. To be honest, um, as far as Rich is concerned, there wasn't really much else to add there. I just kind of wanted to mention it, to be honest. I mean, it makes me sad. It makes me sad, too. I liked him. I'm going to be honest. Watching him play Crisis 3. That's right.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Talking about, um, I don't know. Did you ever hear about that Borderlands 2 content creator? With the train? Yeah. Yeah, I did know that weirdly. was he a creature was he a creature remember the creatures
Starting point is 00:34:16 the creatures like um Uber and that Uber Uber hacks on over yeah those creatures yeah it was like a house yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:34:29 yeah was that train guy one of them no oh right no he he just made the um the
Starting point is 00:34:40 videos on how to farm for the craziest legendary weapons and they were I'm sure Eli Roth watched those when researching for the movie yeah
Starting point is 00:34:53 I'll say I hope there's like a little tip of the hat RAP and the credits to him crazy fucked he had like a kid and stuff really messed up
Starting point is 00:35:06 but I guess you either die a hero sue yourself become a review tech USA well I'm not throwing shade like I'm sorry like if if there's enough content I guess to make like a two-hour documentary of the full review tech or whatever is there one of those yes there's loads of those now
Starting point is 00:35:32 no yes I'm serious bro I'm serious you got some law to catch up on I'm not gonna do it here I just feel like I needed to mention that because it was a new thing to me to be a low cow do you have to be like of a certain size because like boogie is huge I mean not not like physically but I mean like both what you're gonna say he's not no I mean do you do you have to be both is every lull cow not necessarily I don't
Starting point is 00:36:09 think that is a prerequisite to be honest well the the physical size or no like the size of the channel I don't think that necessarily really but physical size does no that can that definitely just adds to boogie's aura or whatever you know his gravitational pull or rich's aura or whatever we want to say yeah I mean they are yeah big boys yeah that's funny it can be a big boy, but it's like, yeah, there's nothing. Well, I mean, there's health issues. It's more with buggy, it's those veneers. He's got these pearly whites. He's got these like pearly whites that blind you when he smiles. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, buddy, buggy, stop it. And now he's
Starting point is 00:36:57 got the liar tattoo. You know about that? Of what? The wire? No, the liar tattoo. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ttooed on his face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. On the Lolkowl podcast, yeah. That's the thing? Yeah, yeah. Keemstar hosts it. It's hilarious because, like, Keemstar hosts it with Wings of Redemption and Boogie.
Starting point is 00:37:20 And Keemstar, he's, every episode, he's like, God, I don't want to host this. I hate doing this. Like, I'm not a Logger. Is Keemstar a loco? Does he class? It's weird, because it's like, he simultaneously says he's not.
Starting point is 00:37:36 And he's, like, mega loaded. but does that even matter really? Like, he's still hosting the Lowell podcast. I don't really know what it even means. Like, do lolcals know they are? I think they can. Like, Chris Chan is a lull cow? Maybe the ultimate lorkelle.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Is he aware? Good question. Because I don't know if you've seen that arrest footage, but it's completely one. I don't know anything about any of them. Like, I'm considering me. a just an ordinary like I guess
Starting point is 00:38:13 normie a log cow normie well when it comes to this stuff like if when review tech USA drops off the face of the earth and like I've not seen one of his videos I'm not seeking out or when I see the fall of review tech USA
Starting point is 00:38:28 it's like I only found out about the review tech thing because of the lol cow podcast thing because they're beefing what wait so do you this is the exact type of shit why I don't use Instagram anymore this is why I don't use Twitter anymore this is why I'm exactly why I use it
Starting point is 00:38:49 but like then you think there's there's something kind of nasty like yeah yes it is freak show content it's uh yeah it's X factor early stage yeah it's just that forever yeah And that shit kind of makes me feel sick. Yeah, that's why it's so good. No, that's why it's bad. Yeah, but that's why it's so good.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Because you're like vomiting in your mouth, like, God, this is disgusting. Well, I think what it is is people going, I'm so much better than them. You know, when any one of you fucking fuckers could be a logger. We're all on the precipice of being a lull co. Yeah, yeah. you know
Starting point is 00:39:38 all it takes is one bad day that's what's crazy about it is like uh so quickly it can happen there's this YouTuber he's he's kind of like uh up and coming sort of fantano style channel um what secretly brad taste in music it's called his channel um and he's just had this like cascading string of dramas um and it i don't know if i've ever seen seen a fast track to that log house sort of status as quickly as far as like the truth is if you have some sort of like internet drama thing uh it's the stride is the strisand effect like the more you try and control it and like hide it or have some power over it the more you're gonna spread it really the more you make video after video like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm i've got to do a
Starting point is 00:40:35 live stream addressing this right now and you're just screwing up again and again it starts compounding and compounding it's why celebrities have like yeah PR teams yeah they're like don't do this uh-huh do do that yeah yeah you can say this you can't say that because like shit just yeah and this brad dude he's like in his early 20s um and some people like They just mentally can't hack it. Like, it's just a bad thing for some people. And it becomes this, like, feedback loop, audience capture thing of, like, I'm going to try and fix it. I'm going to keep...
Starting point is 00:41:17 I'm going to say the actual truth is, like, two weeks max. It's like what people have the goldfish memories for, like... Yeah. Genuinely, like, stop. you know um so if you'd have played the um the feminist thing way back when when you said if you're not a feminist which alex stands by actually behind the scenes if you're not a feminist you're a bad person verbatim in the tumbler video from was it tumbler yeah right um um you said that because i didn't want to look like um because the obvious joke is that it's
Starting point is 00:41:59 yeah if you're making fun of tumbler it's like oh because they're all whatever Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why the logic... I mean, to be fair to you, to not go down that route then, was quite subversive, you know? I'm pretty sure... Everyone was dogpiling that shit. I'm pretty sure there was at least one video I do say SJW in there. Oh, I mean, guaranteed. That was...
Starting point is 00:42:23 Everyone was saying that. But to... At least to my memory, you never jumped on that, Trane. Not with that. I remember making a few mistakes, but not like... that even though it was all like kicking off then I don't know how I was so
Starting point is 00:42:40 like blind to it but like just the way I operate is so like I hate in groups I just hate groups so I just don't join them whereas I very easily could have jumped into that you could be sat next to
Starting point is 00:42:57 Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin right now you could be on that stage raking it in you fucked up crazy easy you fucked up it's crazy easy bro yeah you just if you just like if you know if you can happily say stuff and not care yeah if you can say anything and not care yeah yeah yeah the messages then you're like golden you know on the platform man I don't know how they do it they being
Starting point is 00:43:37 like any grifter any grifter like to to just say shit full chest that like you've got to know
Starting point is 00:43:52 I'm sure it's what made Alex Jones insane was like he was grifting grifting and he grifted himself he's been doing it for so long Yeah, he like convinced himself of his own horse shit Like he much I watched a movie from the early 2000s that he is in
Starting point is 00:44:14 He has like a cameo feature in it what the fuck? He's been around forever I'm saying all this stuff But yeah, I like if there's any part that's like exaggerated or playing into some Ideology I don't know if you fit if you're doing it long enough. I feel like you can just get lost to it Yeah. Or like, you do just get the audience capture thing where it's like, yeah, Ben Shapiro's never going to go outside of this certain window.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Jordan Peterson's never going to go outside of this certain window. Like, I watched this video with, it was a Jordan Peterson video where he was interviewing Tommy Robinson, super controversial figure. And at the end of the video, he whips out, like Jordan and he says, like verbatim pretty much. all my worst fears about Kiyos Dahmer have come true he's a totalitarian all this stuff
Starting point is 00:45:09 and it's like yeah that's that's um he's parriading parry parody of himself like yeah
Starting point is 00:45:20 um it's like you've got that conclusion already and it's like you're waiting for anything you can that's the shit that all the right wingers were saying back in the day
Starting point is 00:45:30 like all like Any left-wing person, if they see or hear that you are right-wing in any way, then you're the devil to them. Like, they'll right you off totally. There's no grace. And it's like, so the, the, the, the most right-wing Labour Prime Minister we've ever had. Because he leans to the left by one degree is just this. And he barely does by any metric.
Starting point is 00:46:02 well yeah if anything he's he's center that's what's crazy right like it's like americans and canadians on like online saying that like we're living in a communist hellscape i mentioned this in this previous episode but it's like somehow this narrative is spread that like the the u.k is a communist hellhole and it's like that what no no the same thing has happened in canada i know it has where um there's this idea that we're in this socialist russian communist hellhole when that does not represent what we are at all not even slightly uh-huh yeah and like there it's weird to be like used in that way
Starting point is 00:46:51 because to be living in it and know the truth and then to see the way spoken about. I think being a Western European YouTube user, you're going to be watching a lot of American stuff. Yeah. And they dictate the cultural wars, they dictate the
Starting point is 00:47:09 conversation pretty much. Um, so then to be, like, for right wingers to use your country as an example of communism. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:25 what is that based on and it's it's it's it's so disingenuous like it's using us like because obviously the person they're talking to they're saying like well look at what happened what is happening in england just look and it's like what the the extreme right-wing riots we're having yeah the the problem is the the lefties they're causing the right wing riders it's like what the fuck are you talking about it's total whole shit um
Starting point is 00:48:03 yeah culture war just nonsense yeah and if you're debating another American well they can't be like well I know what's going on in England because they fucking don't I don't know what the fuck is going on in France if I was yeah yeah if we were having a debate about some political shit and I was like
Starting point is 00:48:22 well have you seen what's going on in France are you looking at the shit right now yeah yeah because what's going on there is like it's it's a fascist healthscape like you've got nothing to defend yeah yeah you're not there your point with because you're not there
Starting point is 00:48:38 like why would you be reading French news yeah I think it's stinky duty fuck Jordan Peterson what happened to Jordan man With a name like Jordan You should be a good man
Starting point is 00:48:56 Like he's got He was gifted with one of those kind of cool names Yeah he's got He's got the two first names And son in there I'm Jordan Peter's son Yeah How do you blow that
Starting point is 00:49:11 Yeah Dave Rubin Two first names That's the inverse It's that daily wire Just suck Once the daily wire sucks you up like that's just it you know yeah he got fucking vacuumed straight up then pressed on and just
Starting point is 00:49:29 started sucking the Shapiro suck the Shapiro suck the daily wire is such a mega empire they're just trying to defend the little man though yeah yeah they're trying to defend the small group of comedians that are left fighting the good fight how many is it now it must be down to like the 50s 250 they say oh man
Starting point is 00:49:59 there's this channel that's going around right now he's actually unlisted a couple of his videos because they were too good they might know who you're going to say oh my god they're fucking funny is Joe Rogan he did a Joe Rogan
Starting point is 00:50:14 and a Seinfeld stand up like takedown yeah I did I think I fucking know they have hilarious. They are so sarcastic. It was so good. I actually liked it. Yeah, I did the same thing. They're both unlisted. You can find them. Um, but it's like a channel of like a hundred K subs or something. Is it that elephant graveyard? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need to watch the Joe Rogan and have you seen the Seinfeld? Yes. Yeah. They're so funny. They did too I jumped on it and
Starting point is 00:50:45 yeah, they're incredible. Because I didn't know Seinfeld was doing that shit as well. I didn't know he was in that group. No, he's gone off the deep. The woke comedy thing. I couldn't tell if it was actually the guy's voice or if he's using like an AI voice. No, he's just got a specific cadence of like reading a script. Did you go back to any of his older videos?
Starting point is 00:51:03 No. Where he's like faked interactions between two different I couldn't tell if he had really good editing but yeah, yeah. But I couldn't tell if it was him talking to like cut clips of a celebrity. Right. And they were
Starting point is 00:51:19 having like a back and forth but it didn't sound like his voice in this other one so then I thought is this an AI voice oh that he's programmed to respond to it does have an interesting cadence is possible I suppose that's it's kind of like it could be all for humor's sake yeah because he's like he sounds like a real person but he's very dry very sarcastic but that Joe Rogan one where he's like talking about his shadow and his subconscious. Yeah. Oh my god, that is dying. It's so good. Psycho-analizing
Starting point is 00:51:55 him, but it's just like, bang on. Yeah. That's Joe Rogan stand-up looks so hilarious. But so there's that Jerry thing. Like, I was really shocked by that Jerry Seinfeld thing where he's like gone down the
Starting point is 00:52:10 yeah, PC political crackness, peep show gone mad. Like, the still doing that. The Jimmy car. He was also a, Defender of the Opposite for a long time. Yes. And like he shows it in that video.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Yeah, the clip. But he releases this trash thing. Yeah, and the popped up movie. Yeah, because there's that, there's that, it's like a clip of much, it's like Chris Rock, Ricky Chabase, Seinfeld. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, they make an N-word joke. I think Louis C.K's there as well, actually. You make an N-word joke and Jerry's the only one who's like, I don't think we could say that.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Yeah. Just that irony being he's the The language dude where like He had Adam Sandler open for him But he was like make sure it's a clean set No swear words So then he bombed And it was Adam Sandler
Starting point is 00:53:00 Adam Sandler bombed Seinfeld comes on and does his clean act And Yeah You know crushes Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah I think
Starting point is 00:53:11 I think I think comedians are just More fucked up ordinary people we don't need them anymore because we got that TikTok guy who like goes to Costco you know we got this is what I was saying ages ago
Starting point is 00:53:25 about like every comedic niche is filled now yeah there's there's the the guy who just tenses in his eyes like bulge how do you beat that how do you write standing no words can defeat that image yeah you think about it
Starting point is 00:53:43 and like you can't not smile once you've heard a joke for the 40th time. Yeah, yeah. That's nothing. You know, you need the guy that whistles and then the guy that laughs and then the guy that burps. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:54:28 From the JARMedia Reddit, that isn't FNAF? That isn't FN-A-F? Do you think about that? I kind of teased earlier that there was a... A stinky-smalley. A stinky-smally question. um i i did keep the uh first part which i did read last week which you obviously don't have the context for but shall i just read both like what shall i do should i catch you up in my own way i feel
Starting point is 00:54:59 like this is bebo baby's question and it's it's dark it is dark um okay um should i catch you up I can read this quick. Okay. It's about an ex-boyfriend. So, Bebo Baby says, just to catch everybody up, I have my own poo ex-boyfriend story. Before I get into the interesting part, I need you to know that, at least for the beginning, for the most part, he was a seemingly normal, good-looking guy, and we dated for 2.5 years. So basically, when me and my ex started dating, he was obsessed with hearing me fart. He would even press on my stomach, so I will fart.
Starting point is 00:55:35 He loved his own smell and would fart on my face. many times. He was also obsessed with seeing me poo. He would come into the bathroom every time I needed to go. He would be offended and upset if I went to the bathroom without him. I couldn't even lock the door behind me because he always managed to unlock it. He also really liked it when I saw him poo, often taking a shit while I was brushing my teeth or calling me to the bathroom and then going. In his old job, he'd often video call me while he was taking a shit. Sometimes sent me photos of his poo. The worst was when he took a ship before showering. He insisted we shower together because he wouldn't wipe just get in and clean it with his hands water and soap i hated it but i couldn't
Starting point is 00:56:12 really say anything because he would just get upset and accuse me of not loving him enough all of this lasted through the whole time we were together at some point it became my normal i thought it was just a him thing but i guess not after that story from a couple of episodes ago um so now you're up to date i guess there was some there was some like disagreements of like that's obviously fake there's no way that's real um but they did write in again i could see it being real i could see that being real. Yeah. You know? Like some of the stuff, the poo guy, the poos me kind. I mean, people have done wise. Yeah. There's honestly, there's no level. Honestly, bro, I've been thinking about this a lot. I'm scared of humanity. I am. Yeah. I'm
Starting point is 00:56:53 frightened of what humans is capable of. I was going to say, I feel like we've gone as depraved as we already can. I feel like, yeah, just through doing this, this, this, this small sample size compared to all of humanity just the psychopathy that we have you know been shown yeah
Starting point is 00:57:15 a small window we have been shown yeah so deranged so so so so dangerous you know it's not
Starting point is 00:57:27 it's too much to even think about the broader implication of like how many poo butts there must be out there you know you know like those those farmers sheep were like yeah what are those sheep even doing when they don't have a
Starting point is 00:57:39 shepherd are they cleaning their own butts or are they just getting completely sodden just sodden but bevo baby has a follow-up to the unfortunate story this is a follow-up from the poo ex-boyfriend story it's not a troll it was my life for a long time it wasn't a fetish thing as far as I know it wasn't sexual he did find it very funny though it wasn't gradual it was zero to 100 because this was my thing was like was this an escalation how does one bring this to their partner you know like if two and a half years like at what point did this become the new norm you know the new the new the new ex sitcom the new norm um it wasn't gradual it was zero to 100 i never left the bathroom door open
Starting point is 00:58:26 and i made it clear i didn't want him there it started basically from when we started staying at each other's places so like a month in and it started with just you just, oh, I want you to be comfortable around me type of deal. And when I told him I wasn't comfortable going to the bathroom around other people, he would dismiss it, accuse me of not wanting to be with him and follow me in any ways. So at some point, I just let it be. There was no point in arguing with him anyways. He made sure I'd never had any time for myself and that he was always present somehow, either following me everywhere, call me all the time, text me if I wasn't available. And he had to know everything I did during the day, so maybe that's why he insisted
Starting point is 00:59:03 and going to the bathroom with me. There was also so much gas-stiting and emotional abuse that I couldn't even consider his obsession as an odd thing. He was a very manipulative man, and I had little experience with adult relationships. I couldn't even ask my friend for advice because he didn't allow me to talk about anything relating to our relationship with anyone. I also didn't suspect anything was weird about him at first because we were close in age and he was very charming, very lovely.
Starting point is 00:59:29 And outside, he behaved like a normal person. So yeah, you live and you learn, I guess. sounds like abuse yeah sure sounds like some manipulative behavior going on there
Starting point is 00:59:40 yeah I think that's the importance of setting boundaries and like holding to them for your own protection because
Starting point is 00:59:54 but it's also like man if you are brought up an environment where you have no good role models you get into a relationship you don't necessarily know what's healthy or unhealthy and trying to navigate a situation like this yeah because that's what on earth are you gonna do that's
Starting point is 01:00:16 so loaded like to just hit someone with the oh so you don't love me enough you know it that's putting someone in the position where they've got to like prove their love yeah you know which is yeah if there's someone confident enough to be willing to do that in order to put you on the back foot there's like more thought going in yeah side then yeah you might because to me the the retort would be like well do you not love me enough to give me my privacy to yeah the fucking shit you know but but because you're on that back foot it's like
Starting point is 01:01:03 the especially if you're like a people pleaser or someone who are like yeah yeah yeah yeah that definitely opens you up so I'm glad you're out of that what a shitty guy um it's almost more
Starting point is 01:01:19 more psycho that there wasn't like a fetish or sexual or anything like it was just pure power pure humor like that's what they say is like it was just he did find it funny yeah but it is power that is that is a power so maybe he was enjoying that element of it of like a control thing of like
Starting point is 01:01:42 look how gross this is but I'm able to get you to engage with it despite that yeah humans are so creepy man yeah I feel like when you look at dogs socialise it's like wham-bam done yeah you know they figured it out mm-hmm like the weird fucking like circumnavigation to there's so many layers with humans we're
Starting point is 01:02:14 complex the way we interact is just too many layers you know yeah it's scary like the layers and the fact that like it's it's genuinely too much to comprehend yeah no but I feel like I've mentioned this before but the fact that like we've evolved so that there's a subsect of like psychopaths and stuff that like that's just a subsect of human that can perfectly mimic normal people that um the yeah that aren't normal but know how to mimic being normal and can use that in order to achieve whatever they want to yeah it's crazy um but i guess you just got to navigate that huh too much and i guess that feeds into this one from team act does it frustrate you that you won't ever experience all the media that the world has to offer
Starting point is 01:03:06 is an issue that frustrates me more and more with getting older and having less time on my hands cheers it's overwhelming for sure god yeah specifically um video games weird i feel that way about all of it that an album exists out there that would be your favorite album like ever that you haven't heard it might never in the future Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. And the same goes for movies, for books, for all of it.
Starting point is 01:03:36 But like a... Can you imagine, like, I bet there's countless people now that's like... If they could play GTA 6 just now, you know? Mm-hmm. It would mean so much to them. Yeah. Like, people dying. Well, that's the meme now is that we got blank before GTSX.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Yeah, yeah. Like, the queen. died before we got GTA so yeah yeah like but the it might sound pathetic but the idea of dying before GTA 6 comes out
Starting point is 01:04:10 not being able to experience that yeah is really sad and then what the fuck is GTA 15 gonna look like you know we won't see it no that's what I mean but imagine if we could get our hands
Starting point is 01:04:24 on that right now it would ruin things it would melt mine yeah yeah it would be like you know what would be a really destructive
Starting point is 01:04:36 film to take back to like the 1800s or something you know you take you take I don't know like a I don't know like a World War Tea maybe yeah I'm just thinking more like crazy like
Starting point is 01:04:48 how is like a Victorian child supposed to react to Depple versus Wolverine or whatever what are they actually supposed to think about that Yeah. How are they supposed to break that? Like, Deadpool doesn't exist yet. Wolverine doesn't.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Let alone this, like, technology of them CG jumping or... I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know what they do yet. You know, they're like... They will have a heart attack and die. That's just the cruelest thought I've ever heard. Can you imagine? Yeah, like, what is a Victorian child? Like, what do they do if you show them your Instagram,
Starting point is 01:05:29 do they do they die do they have like an aneurysm and die I think they they end up like locked away like how many TikToks does it take to break their dopamine cycle permanently you know you just give them a smartphone for one hour and then take it away and it's like sorry and then they've got to like live with that rest of the life they got to explain to everybody like no they handed me this thing was this head coming out of a toilet and it was I've never heard it before No we had this like Tablet
Starting point is 01:06:03 He like took out and it had All on it Do they even know what a tablet is? I'm thinking like a stone tablet Hmm Would it like an uneducated Victorian child know what What would he say?
Starting point is 01:06:17 I don't know what would you even say There's no phones yet A flat No that would be like a place you live Took out a brick A meh piece of paper? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Would they know what paper is? Yeah, they have paper. Well, I know they had paper, but what use would a Victorian chimney sweep have for paper? No, and he probably couldn't read or write. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:06:43 Yeah. So. So at least he couldn't like find gooning subredits or whatever. Yeah, I mean, there's a possibility that he'd just kill himself. I think it would be like,
Starting point is 01:06:56 um, It would be like the end of 2001 or something, you know. It's just so overwhelmed. Turn into a giant baby. Completely incomprehensible way. Well, ooioi,oi,oi,oi,oi,oi,oi. So, where do you keep the spare Lego pieces when you finish building a set? That's why I put that box there.
Starting point is 01:07:17 I'm pointing at the table. I've got a box for when there's spare leftovers. I sort of place them in this box, and now there's a sort of full box. box. It's a half full box, I'd say. Oh. It's getting there. Although, um, I have been using a brick set to look at what I could get for some of the
Starting point is 01:07:37 sets I want to sell if I'm being real. If I'm being real. Hundreds? Yeah. Thousands? Not quite thousands. Okay. Not quite.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Because there's only three I want to sell. No. Right. You should, um... Like, because I, currently I'm thinking about selling Slave 1. Really? But I'm really torn. I love Slave 1.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Um, and especially now that they've renamed it and you can't call it that anymore. Um, I feel like I need to keep it just for that. Um, but the Sandcrawler? That thing's worth like 300 pounds. Isn't that crazy? That's not as much as I'd expect. What would you expect? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Nine grand. but how much was it worth it release like 150 no there's a few hundred pounds I think yeah so that's only like a 50% increase
Starting point is 01:08:39 not bad keep hold slave one is better I think I think slave one was like 170 pounds and now that's about 300 pounds it's not too bad
Starting point is 01:08:51 yeah but surely the longer you hold it the more I don't know they might make slave too you know just completely undercut there is a slave too right if you can even like vaguely think of it is on
Starting point is 01:09:10 Wikipedia what's wrong with the ship being called slave one that's kind of my thing where it's like isn't it more offensive to find it offensive yeah it's not it's not called like black people are slaves
Starting point is 01:09:25 the spaceship you know do you know what I'm saying yeah what's the link like a bounty hunter will have slaves yeah that's not crazy he's like a scoundrel does he have slaves though if he did like would it be surprising he's a villain it's the name of the ship like is the ship his slave
Starting point is 01:09:50 it's a fucking like car yeah so what would like What he carries around bounties in? He's a scumbag. Yeah, he's a villain. He's the villain. Was it a ship used for like in the
Starting point is 01:10:06 Transatlantic slave trade? It was used in that slave one was. Time travel. That's how we got started. Why didn't they show that? I think it's like a Disney thing where it's like we can't be selling a toy that was the word slave. They've got the ridiculous amount of guilt from the shit
Starting point is 01:10:23 they were released back in the day. That's why. fucking hell it's just the SJW fucking horse shit go woke go broke yeah now it's called
Starting point is 01:10:37 woke one SJ1 SJ1 SJW's woke one SJW's woke one oh my god dude
Starting point is 01:10:50 oh my god um Loptical says I'm planning on moving to the UK soon from AU slash NZ Any way you'd recommend Currently looking at Manchester
Starting point is 01:11:08 It depends I feel like we should spin the question around And ask where in AUNZ We should be going Yeah I mean you need to avoid here We're in a communist fucking house school Like we can't say shit
Starting point is 01:11:23 I was thinking about that But I was, like, I was tweeting on I-H-E, like, anti-monarchy stuff. I'm like, I never got any trouble for that. No, but you can't. But that's what they're saying would happen. Yeah, that's also what China, have you seen that interview with the, the, like, Chinese minister guy? No. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:11:48 What do you mean? He's, it's called, um, I can't remember what it's called. Um, but it's, um, but it's, it's, um, but it's, it's this show with this like really aggressive um british uh like an interviewer like interview a guy it's called head to head um and he does this head to head with this this politician from china right and he just exposes the fuck out of like what what it truly means to be under a dictatorship yeah like the shit he says and he's talking about his his friend this other politician and he was like six months ago this guy just went missing yeah and like a tennis player
Starting point is 01:12:31 yeah and then there's a part where where the the chinese politician says um uh basically he's like uh he's asked to criticize jing jing ping oh um i know huh yeah yeah and uh he obviously doesn't Yeah, because he wants to get him to his family. So then the interviewer, the interviewer says, if you criticised him, you'd disappear, wouldn't you? And then the Chinese guy says, well, if I disappeared, I hope you'd bail me out. It's just like, what?
Starting point is 01:13:13 Like, he thought he was being, like, snappy, but it's just like, that's fucking sad. You know, it, I could go out and, I mean, a lot of people do, like, what we do in this. country is just shit on whoever is Prime Minister. Yeah. Especially if they're Labour. Mm-hmm. So the idea that like if the
Starting point is 01:13:34 left wing of... Yeah, because they're calling him Kia Stalin. Oh my God. And like we... Guess why we're in the shit right now? We've had a Tory government, a right-wing government for the past fucking like 3,000 years. No, it's
Starting point is 01:13:52 Stalin who's in power now. Yeah. It's the guy who's in power right now. for the past like two months who's caused all of the issues all of my fears have been confirmed every single one he stopped the right wing
Starting point is 01:14:07 riots the racist right wing riots yeah totalitarian I don't know how we ended up back there I don't know just put on JP and just wait take a shot every time he says totalitarian
Starting point is 01:14:23 or um dictator Oh, what's his... Young Ian. Oh, they... What's it? He says the... The Marxist mine virus...
Starting point is 01:14:34 This kind of thing. The, uh... That's it. The cultural Marxism. That's the one. Yeah. Ugh. I feel like I could just word vomit so much more shit.
Starting point is 01:14:50 About that. Yeah, what was the question? Oh, where should he move? um right yeah um if you want things to be affordable probably somewhere up north so manchester's probably a good shout to be honest i mean maybe out of the city yeah if you're in like greater manchester or something yeah um not london just look parallel to london like horizontally parallel and up you know you want to go up from london
Starting point is 01:15:26 But like, Birmingham? Yeah? It's up. I don't want to live in Birmingham there. Why? It's not my vibe. I don't really like Birmingham, for being honest. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:15:39 Yeah, I mean, I'm... It's not my favourite city. There's many cities I enjoy over Birmingham. I've never been. I've lived in this country for a very long time and seen very little of it. And if I travel, it tends to be further south. so hmm call me a classist but hey I really like money if you like money then surely going up north will be the answer because things are cheaper you get to hold
Starting point is 01:16:14 on to it more that have less money and that makes me feel sick the only correct response disgusted disgust for those who don't realize I fucking hate money okay especially those who don't have it those are the worst ones yeah yeah I'm a hardcore libertarian for those who aren't aware classical I bet there was there was a time where I would have said that genuinely the yeah because the meme is like that everyone they smoke their first joint and then they're like the libertarian yeah yeah and then he sober up and you realize you're being fucking stupid.
Starting point is 01:17:01 I remember I once smoked and went down this whole thought process thinking I was being so sick with like thinking about Jesus and shit and then I was like I was just thinking about Prometheus when I sobered up
Starting point is 01:17:19 no that's so important if you yeah it can trick you where you like thinking And no one's ever had this thought before. Yeah, it's the Matrix. Yeah. Yeah, but the trick, if you just write it down and then, like, read it the next day and you're just like, what the fuck was I talking about?
Starting point is 01:17:37 Yeah. That was just straight bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it needs to go through a filtering process. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Reassess.
Starting point is 01:17:49 That's why I'm obsessed with writing things down. Like, it's to a point where, like, I just don't trust. my current state we're like like ever honestly not really it always has to be reflected because I know
Starting point is 01:18:04 I know that whatever my emotional state is will affect my perception of that moment yeah yeah yeah yeah Even if it's written down. Well, I've had it before where I've been like,
Starting point is 01:18:30 thank God I wrote that down and didn't say it. Because if I had said and acted on my emotion, then I would have done something perhaps I regret. Uh-huh. When actually with a bit of distance from that emotion, I've worked through it and I don't need to act on that. Yeah, yeah. But that can sometimes be easier said than done.
Starting point is 01:18:50 That takes a long... That skill of like... Holding off. When you're furious, um, I find it therapeutic to type it out and not necessarily send it. Mm-hmm. Just to have it. Like, there's something therapeutic about, like, finding the words for it. I think a big part of like therapy is that.
Starting point is 01:19:15 The fact that you're verbalizing stuff. It, the second it's out there and heard by someone else. Yeah. You, it, it kind of becomes reframed by... Especially if you have to justify your thought process to someone who isn't you. Yeah. Then it can really alleviate, like, oh, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:41 That's like insane, like, when I say that out loud. Yeah, especially shit, like, about yourself. Yeah. Like, opinions you hold of yourself. When you try and justify that, to other people um i mean obviously i'm speaking from personal experience yeah yeah no because i remember like an exercise that worked quite well for me being like um imagine presenting this information that you present to yourself constantly but to you as a child
Starting point is 01:20:13 would you say this to you as a child and if the answer is no yeah and then it's like hmm maybe think about like what your your internal monologue is or the way you communicate with yourself with this kind of thing yeah yeah um because sometimes that's just like that starting point of like just a bad way of communicating yeah i think it makes your thoughts filtered you can like tinge them in a negative way yeah and then you you almost like build a worldview around that even though it's not true necessarily you've like convinced yourself it's true yeah yeah and i was having a conversation the other the other day um with a guy who comes from africa um and i was saying that we were just talking about like general health and
Starting point is 01:21:22 stuff and then the the the like trivia little thing that i popped out with which my dad had recently told me was that um in gps it's like 30 or 40 percent of stuff brought to gps and mental health things yeah i believe and i i i said that to to this fella from who's from africa and he said yeah it's because of your country and your culture like you just immediately said to me yeah yeah and then I I kind of like knee-jerk agreed and then started saying all these these issues I have with like stuff that we've talked about before
Starting point is 01:22:10 like the the withdrawnness and kind of like the southern English way the stiff upper lip thing yeah yeah yeah um and then I thought how much of what I'm saying now is actually me just describing myself and my own withdrawnness because like when I look at it intentionally it's like I don't I don't like the stiff up a lip ship but that is still who I am yeah like I that culture is within me as much as I think it's like unhealthy and I don't like it and every time I meet someone who isn't that
Starting point is 01:22:53 way. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, thank fuck about that. That's why I love going abroad. That's why I love spending time in Canada and America. That's definitely a cultural difference where that, like, I think generally they're more outgoing, they're more like
Starting point is 01:23:09 willing to have a conversation with a random stranger. Yeah, 100%. And I like I like being the one introverted freak that isn't like that in that environment. I feel like I work within that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I'm in an environment where it's only that, it's like, that's crushing.
Starting point is 01:23:27 Yeah. But we've bred that environment. Yeah. Through our culture. Uh-huh. Um, which is kind of lame. Whereas I don't, I don't know. I feel like there is part of me that is not that.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Where, like, I, when I'm, like, walking the dogs or whatever, I like, I do just have random conversations. I, like, have no problem just walking up to people and talking to that. Yeah, yeah. pair of a dog but like i don't know i see it sometimes in people where they they clearly don't want to you know yeah but also i i i feel it myself where sometimes i just really don't want to yeah and that's fair enough or whatever yeah but at the same time like i i don't want to be that you know because like how awesome is it like
Starting point is 01:24:21 like going back to to family when when we go up north to our relatives up north and like we we might not have seen them for 15 years and it will just be like the warmest most welcome yeah yeah environment like to be that to someone else like that that shit's fucking valuable um and i think the the like repressing of that innate urge yeah um I sometimes feel like
Starting point is 01:25:01 because I like I really want to say to people if they're wearing a cool shirt or like have a cool haircut or whatever yeah yeah oh that's cool um but there's that extra layer especially if you're a dude you don't want to come across as like creepy yeah yeah um and I can very easily
Starting point is 01:25:18 gay yeah I can very easily be misinterpreted or whatever so it's like safer quote unquote to just like yeah not yeah do that well because as well like with the like me self reporting to to this guy um like about the the withdrawnness and stuff like thinking about it there's so many people in this town
Starting point is 01:25:46 that I've met that aren't that way really friendly yeah yeah a lot of like people in bristol bristolians are really approachable um one of the last times i was in bristol i was outside having a cigarette and this guy just walks up to me and starts talking to me out of the blue talks about my shirt and then conversation naturally goes on to because like my shirt was inspired by my grandma's tasting clothes and then he was like what's your grandma's name it's like felicity yeah yeah Of course That's one of the few places
Starting point is 01:26:22 And I think it's why we have such Like a drinking culture Yeah It's a social lubricant Smokers in like clubs or whatever I say where people have casual conversations They meet each other Yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:26:35 Because that guard is down Because you've had a few drinks You're Yeah it's just the shame that we We even need it to get there Yeah You know It's like having the facade
Starting point is 01:26:45 Of being a I don't know what it is but it does feel incredibly British to me I don't know if I'm prescribing that wrong no I'd say that's true
Starting point is 01:27:02 yeah sure but I can feel the like because we do have this balance of like half our family is Kiwi Oz yeah they do have a different vibe yeah for sure Kiwi Os, the way you, like, present yourself or whatever.
Starting point is 01:27:20 Whereas, like, I feel like our dad's that way where he just, I don't know, he just starts talking to random people and we'll have, like, these just conversations that just go on and on. And he just finds other New Zealanders, like, I feel like it's a weird Kiwi thing. Yeah, there's like a magnet. They're everywhere. They're everywhere, but nowhere. Yeah, it's weird.
Starting point is 01:27:41 Yeah, you can't, you can't pick him out of a crowd, but they're there. I looked that up the other day, like how many Kiwis live not in New Zealand, and there's a significant portion of them in the UK. It's like, weirdly, it's like UK, Australia, Japan or something weird like that, just because it's so close, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense. But yeah. And yeah, I'd imagine a lot of Kiwis have relatives in the UK. Yeah, and I don't. I'm just like a natural hermit type
Starting point is 01:28:18 I'm not I don't get like energized from socializing yeah it's more like I need to work myself up to do it yeah and then once it's done I need to like recharge where there are people that aren't like that well they they say that is the difference between an introvert and an extrovert an extravert gets energized right yeah by socializing an introvert gets drained by socializing
Starting point is 01:28:43 an introvert gets drained by socializing right yeah so that's like the main difference but I don't feel like I can't hold a conversation or can't be engaging with somebody or whatever it's more just like yeah I can do this but like this is using fuel yeah yeah yeah also I feel like some for me um some people who I should straight up just not like like they value nothing that I value um and
Starting point is 01:29:21 value stuff that I think is like shit you know but I I don't dislike them yeah I very rarely will unless they're saying some crazy shit
Starting point is 01:29:38 yeah yeah but even then like I I won't make it obvious to them that I don't want to engage oh yeah i don't do that either i think that is a people-pleasing thing yeah i do that same thing it's like it's also kind of a self-preservation thing too yeah yeah it's an avoiding conflict like yeah oh you're crazy um let's just get through this conversation now and we can deal with the consequences of this later 100% once we're safe i'll tell like my actual friends about how fucking yeah yeah yeah yeah but i think that's a self-preservation i think that's just
Starting point is 01:30:14 Yeah, 100%. 100%. Because, like, there's a... Some people are, like, pragmatic to the point where, like, they can't hold it. Or, like, I guess the opposite of pragmatic. It's more pragmatic to sort of... I don't know. To just avoid it.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Maybe, yeah. Whereas, like, if you're principal to the point where it's, like, someone says something crazy, you have to... I have to get into it right now. right here, no matter the context, but it's like, I don't really work that way. Yeah, no, I'm the same. I'm way more like an opportunity cost type person. It's like, is it even worth it right now?
Starting point is 01:30:55 A lot of the time it's not. If you're going into conversations like, I think I'm going to change people's mind and like, make them believe what I believe type thing. Yeah. I don't know if that's really going to work out quite how you think it might. Well, yeah, people don't tend to... tend to change their minds from one, like, sexual interaction.
Starting point is 01:31:17 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You kind of have to do it in your own terms. Yeah. What do we even get here? I don't know. British, living in Britain. Stiff up a lip. New Zealand guy moving. Stiff up a lip.
Starting point is 01:31:36 Yeah, move to Newcastle. Liverpool. Get on a tram. are there trams in Liverpool I wish we had more trams in the UK if I'm being honest Trams everywhere, I say Mm-hmm
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Starting point is 01:33:40 yeah like if you think we're Kai dislike if you think we're Buggy Yeah, Buggy's on the down there right now He's on Low Cow Live He's drinking piss off the highway Or whatever
Starting point is 01:33:55 What? Well, the thing that they're doing on Low Cow Live is these continuous streams like humiliating Boogie as an apology for lying about Cancer Hence the lie tattoo They did a stream where he was like picking up garbage on the highway so he is just fine with making money from being this
Starting point is 01:34:19 yes because he doesn't have a choice where he like he has to pay his mortgage oh that's so fucking sad dude i hate the world we live in it's dark when i say i hate money this is exactly what i mean yeah money made buggy go from funny fat guy who break guitar hero guitar to jumping pole splash yeah big big jumping pool splash
Starting point is 01:34:46 he went from that to fucking whatever the fuck he's doing no but there's like no excuse because he's made more money than the average person yeah but he's also blown it yeah but that's the thing though is like you've blown it though like you didn't have to spend tens of thousand
Starting point is 01:35:04 of dollars on hookers you didn't have to do that that's tens of thousands of dollars you could be paying a Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? No, he was one of those pay-pig dudes Where it's not just like paying for hookers, it's like My energy bills are low, I need like, can you pay my rent this month? Oh, but then my groceries are low.
Starting point is 01:35:26 Can you like pay for my groceries? And then it's like thousands of dollars and it's like For handy or whatever. Nice one, man. I don't know. That's crazy to me. to me. But he wouldn't have done that had he not had the money. Yeah. But tens of thousands of dollars, bro, on that.
Starting point is 01:35:50 I bet he doesn't regret a cent. Oh my god. Yeah. I think, yeah, dislike the video. We're going to be.

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