JAR Media Posdact - lucy OR susan? HELP!

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:42 Housekeeping (Wolf of Wallstreet) 24:43 Housekeeping Proper 31:11 Telegram Very Real Women 37:35 Jim is Mad at Katy 53:34 We endured a few minutes of Joe Rogan Stand Up 57:51 Mid Break 59:43 Questions: I sCorncast a cast that counts in the podcasts rankings? 1:02:10 Powers Discovered 1:04:33 Hype is building for Big Mouth Season 8 1:05:38 Warring Chimp Faction or T-Rex on The Loose 1:08:45 Is this abuse? 1:10:24 10% Sacrifice for MASTER 1:12:06 Would you still cast? 1:14:52 the ai gooner jarling corrects the record 1:17:38 Japan Proof   #BroCastS2E7

Do your audition for Dying Light 3 main character? Give me some context as to Dying Light 2 main character. I want him to be different. You want it to be different? Yeah, well actually, what's dying like one main character? What was his energy? Sonic. I'm dying like one.

But not that kind of Sonic. like the guy who voiced Sonic and Axi... Oh, literally Sonic. Yeah, literally Sonic. And Etzio and Mirage. I forgot it was Etzio. Okay, what about dying like two?

Um, think like Troy Baker, Circa, Bioshock Infinite. Okay. So they need a bit of British in there. They need a bloody. Bloody. Bloody! Yeah, yeah. There's a zombie right behind me, isn't it?

Got to go fast. I love dying light Take me to the burby Hmm What'd be a good way to intro this one With me picting my node With me pickting my node Bougar episode

So I've got a good way to the episode. Sorry, I'm just wiping my bugger nose on this boy. That's fine. Um, I, I, I work up today and I was like, hmm, normal day, bit stinky outside, but normal day. Yeah. And I walk, I walk to work and stuff. And I've got like a bit of a block nose. And I'm like, I hope this passes. So then I, um, continue my day and things continue as regular. Um, continuing on, I continue through my continuation. and the continuation of my

blocked nose has continued so what do I do what the fuck you're talking about I nasal spray my continued block nose you gotta stop with that nasal spray

to discontinue you're addicted I had to discontinue every day every time I talk to you you're like yeah I'm just fresh off off one of them nasal sprays

have you not read the label the warnings there's a label yeah it'd be like no no genuinely I've got a feeling I talked about nasal spray last episode

but I haven't used nasal spray since that day so a whole week so so like I've given it a break so today is the first day since I had a block nose I assumed it was pollen so I had a double spray up each nose which you're supposed to do

it's supposed to be double spray yeah it's a steroid you know brother what you're on steroids, are you? I wish I could afford steroids. Of course I'd be on steroids. I'd look like four.

I'd look like the whole. You do steroids. I do human growth hormone, so you get better results. See who gets the bigger tummy. But anyway, to continue, my nose is so clear. Really? That's nice.

For the rest of the whole day. No, it's a problem. Because, like, the whole day, I feel like light. I'm pretty sure I was, my nose was so clear, I was like hyperventilating. Wow. Because I was like, I was deep breathing. Because I was like, wow, this feels fucking amazing.

That's like me post my nose surgery. Yeah. My rhinoplasty, I mean my septoplasty. Edit that out, yeah. You know, I noticed for the first time today your nose, like how different it is. Then how it used to be. Yeah. yeah it was horrible yeah yeah yeah it sucked it really sucked my jarling or two was uh had their own nose surgery to get it fixed it was an expensive procedure but you get drugs i don't i don't like those kinds no so that wasn't even a plus outside of the fact that it made me not feel it

for a while. Do you feel anything when you're on those drugs? Or is it like time travelling? Um, I guess if you're someone that wants to not feel anything, then it's great. If you want to disappear. But like, it's, it's not like you just don't feel anything physically because it, like, changed your brain.

Because I interacted with you when you were using these drugs. It's zombie. It's a zombie time. Yeah. Which some people like, like people that drink lean and stuff like this. That's what the code. It was coding. Like, codeine is in.

lean um but like do you remember it uh do you remember the i remember playing elden ring in bursts oh okay but the thing i'd remember most is when it starts wearing off and then the waves of pain would hit and i'd have to lie down yeah that sounds a bit nast yeah a little bit nasty go take me to the river watch me play the cane what's the cane that thing you got me for my birthday it's over there

is that what you've actually been doing this whole time yeah I appreciate the person who shouted out my flutter flutter by flutter boy What? Ah, intros give me the tingle. Yeah, intros piss me off. You don't really grasp my gears intros.

I did the countdown, too. I'm going to do it. Good afternoon morning, evening or nights. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Alex, joined by Billy and Jim. You can't say that. Beep that. Why? You said, I'm like that.

Oh, God. hello Billy hello Billy there you go start from there hello Billy welcome to the cast just like those listening and watching all around the globe my name is by fear no oh I'm Alex no you know he's live streaming what what I'm fucking kit no no he's not like on his main he live streams and then he deletes the live stream cool this is YouTube but I'm Alex Cool Got some

Shodden Proy from that one brother You keep saying that I don't know what that means It's kind of It's a German word You know like Germans have these really specific words Yeah yeah

We don't have It's the joy of someone's sort of misery Oh okay That's cool That's a particularly good one Yeah Um Good afternoon morning

Evening or night Morning evening or night Morning evening or evening or evening or night okay and welcome to what we're on season season two

yeah season two of broadcast right sorry billy's on me so this is very difficult um do you want me to take over um what with billy yeah I can always have Billy your meal I don't think meal wants me

no maybe I'll put the laptop on her right she'll cook we have heaps talk about today brother um did i say who you are yeah i did and then meal came over and just threw the whole thing off yeah yeah i'm i'm jamie and i'm allowed to say that and i'm alex and you're not allowed to say that um before we get too deep into the show as always got a shout with those patrons that make the the show and the audio version possible get that

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time flies when you're getting scared after hours has been our ongoing sort of bonus show over on the Patreon there have been endless great episodes over there like the cinema sins going too far the I checked up a few bonus moments

every now and again if there's something I take out with the cast I throw it on there we did a 40 minute long Minecraft movie discussion we did about an hour long Elon rant we did about an hour long

invincible season three as mid as they say Lego death sounds matching game Will the Fartor Helldivers discussion all sorts going on over there but that's not all JAR Media group chat

also has a place where jarlings can congregate and talk about funny things like oblivion and things like that and before I go and record the episode I'll pluck a couple things and say hey hey buddy

what should I talk about on this episode and there'll be a lot of memes and dumb shit I ignore and occasionally something I'll pluck isn't it I want to get into housekeeping because yeah I'm eager we round off conversations from the previous week there was some really good discussion here so I don't want to dilly dally too long

I just kind of want to get into it right here right now Let me just preface this with I'm kind of fucking pissed off. Good. Get riled up like your Jordan Belford in the building. About to make an amazing trade. Reid, time for trade. Our slash channel media can get us going then. Just commenting on the brief Wolf of Wall Street discussion.

Was it that brief? While I think Jim's criticism of the movie are perfectly valid, I just wanted to point something out. Did you stop to think for one second and consider the fact that Jordan Belfort is based and red-pilled? Just wondering, because if you didn't consider this, I think it completely invalidates your opinion, thank you. Fuck.

And that throws a spanner in the works, just like this one, from lead F1, lead fingers. Generally pretty good points here, but the fact is that the viewer can romanticize the parts of the art they like, while completely ignoring the resolution of the art and character's position at the end of the film. It happens with Clockwork Orange, it happened with American Psycho, look at the Joker's unironic interpretation when it came out. the viewer may be able to watch the entire film but if the only part they choose to remember is the Sigma male badass

or the anarchic chaotic lone wolf aspects the resolution of these characters turning up pathetic washed up slash dead doesn't really matter I find it hilarious that the person who slight aside I guess created with the theory of the lone wolf thing like spent the rest of his career

trying to undo it because it is not true Yeah, the whole alpha, sigma, beta thing. Yeah, well, specifically in relation to wolves, where, like, a lone wolf will die. Yeah. They're pack animals. Yeah. In the same way, a lone human will probably die. But Sigma wolves, they do so well.

I disagree with that take, though. Why? Because, like, the Joker, I don't think the Joker's real, I think. American Psycho, not a real guy, I don't think. and the other one the biopic nature of Wall Street does make it so it's not just the biopic nature it's also I can see Jordan Belfort like on TikTok now I can see him now and he looks to me like he's like kind of doing pretty good like way better than 90% of people I guess um I guess for those who don't know what we're talking about we had a discussion about the idea of the death of the artists and the way people interpret

and we got onto the Wolf of Wall Street, which I haven't thought about since about 2015 when it came out. Well, now we are in this Mano's, what's it called? The Manosphere Tate-type world. Yes, we are men, are we not? Join our patron where you

can get access to lots of dating tips and crushing pus types of ways. Hell yeah, couldn't have said a bit of myself. Meep Top had something interesting to say, who is a good YouTuber. I would check them out. They've got some cool videos. I spent an unnecessary amount of time trying to unpack the depiction versus endorsement debate. And unfortunately, the only conclusion I can ever personally draw is paradoxically that it is impossible to come to

any definitive conclusions. Can't read today or any day. Everything contributes to the conversation, including the way the art is depicted, the intention behind that, how the art explores its ideas and executes them, and even the way the art is interpreted and received on a cultural level. All of these things have an impact. And reconciling with all of them to determine whether it's depiction or endorsement is in an ideal world, ultimately up to the individual, bar some extreme cases where it's incredibly obvious the art heavily leans one way or the other, but even then people find ways to argue. Personally, I've always thought the Wolf of Wall Street works as satire.

I think this both because of Scorsese's stated intentions and also because of his overall execution of the idea. To me, it's a film that plainly presents why a life of excess is attractive from the outside inn, but it's also equally blunt about how depraved and shallow that life is. Even though the box office numbers and YouTube shorts, I think the film effectively shows that a life of debauchery and excess is a dangerously attractive ideal, one that gets passed down to everyone in our current very broken system. However, especially in our modern climate, I completely understand why anyone, including Jim,

would simply find it redundant and repulsive. I think Jim raise a lot of good points about the film that directly contradict my own stance on it. Points so good he has me sitting here, completely reconsidering my position, LMAO. If nothing else, I can definitely say that if I were to re-watch this film this year, it would probably hit pretty differently for me.

Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. I think that's a cool nuance in itself, though. The, um... The... Like, you've come to the correct. conclusion and i believe that is what the art is showing but the juvenile nature of it and the fact that it feels the need to be entertaining and funny too much like the best comparison as like a biopic i can think of right now is the the robbie williams monkey movie right like that's a man better man equally

shows a real person who, like, lived life to an extreme and had all this excess and wealth. But that movie made me feel like those panic attacks depicted in the movie were, like, frightening. The scene when he's, like, wearing the skinny suit and he's getting, like, vacuum sealed. Yeah, yeah. It's like, that's pathetic. And he's a monkey? I don't want to be that. Whereas when I see Jordan Belfort, you know, boozing up and being funny when, like,

like he's had too much catamen or whatever that scene when he's crawling like it's not like wow that's that's a real low like if i saw a video of me actually on catamon crawling through the street i'd be like wow that's fucked up like i'm so embarrassed but seeing leonardo decaprio being funny crawling man out of the Lamborghini it's like ha ha that would be a funny story to tell the lads you know yeah I hear I think the last one I have on this one from a telekinesthetic man

I think the idea around death of the author isn't so much about the author's expressed intent is invalid but rather that the meaning should be derived from the work itself and that everyone should be offered the chance to feel their own way about the art they engage with so if everyone interprets a work a certain way even if it's not what the author wanted

we can't invalidate that experience for them. Not to say the author's intent doesn't matter either, but there's a balance to be met here. Obviously this means people can make claims in bad faith and so clearly misinterpret something, but that's the unfortunate price we have to pay. An example that seems to happen quite a lot is with characters being perceived as gay, even if the author never once meant for that. They can come out and say otherwise, but in the end, if the text offers people a reason to think the characters are gay, then they'll be perceived that way by those people. The author can't take that away from them, even if it's wrong. If the text supports it, it doesn't matter what the author says. The text is the text. That doesn't mean it can't be countered or argued about, but that's the beauty of art

and the entire point of persuasive text like reviews and critiques. The art has given us something to talk about. This is strongly related to countering those who claim that art can have objective quality, which is ridiculous. And also, the bad end word. Well, they're all the bad end word. Nazi. Rhetoric. All art is subjective. Therefore, anyone can form their own feelings about it regardless of authorial intent. Jacob Geller has a great video about this titled Who's Afraid of Modern Art? There's also an old Jimquisition video about the objective review, which just lists a series of boring facts, and Joseph Anderson's video's subjectivity is implied that

I'd recommend as well. I think about the death of the author quite a lot in relation to video games, particularly when glitches and performance problems with glitches and performance problems, how do you actually know what is a glitch? Technically, it's an unexpected, unintended result, but how do we actually know for certain what's intended by every single developer working on a game. Even if you ask them and get an answer, does that really change anything? Do you know if what the artist slash developer is saying is accurate to what really happened

while the work was being created? Even human memory is subjective and emotional, not factual. When thinking of games as products, it's easy to view glitches as some kind of objective flaw, but when thinking on a more artistic and philosophical level, I don't think we can make that argument. Think of how many games are enhanced by funny glitches or make speed runs more enjoyable, cool, skill-based tech that was likely unintentional. Some people don't care about resolution, frame rate, and draw distances while others do. There are entire mechanics in games that are just glitches

left in the games code because it was more fun. Does that mean the game is automatically bad? Or that more glitches equals more bad? Not necessarily. But that doesn't mean all glitches are good either. Of course, I wish I could, we could. I wish we collectively judged art in more thoughtful, less binary ways. That was a really cool one. I loved that point about video games. I was thinking about that in terms of like the Halo 2. speed runs with the sword glitch and the sniper or whatever and that's just added an entire new level of enjoyment to the game but they patched it out in the MCC I guess yeah they ruined it yeah but let's not get started on the MCC I'll just get upset yeah let's just

not talk about HALA um yeah awesome comment yeah I dig that did you have any other thoughts on the matter I just find it interesting to ponder I'm thinking about even like I want to say briefly I really appreciate these comments they're really cool and respectful yeah they were really cool I like the dialogue and there was more actually on the Patreon

as well that I didn't screenshot but there was some good convo on there too I think that was but hearing funnily the guy who said me talking about the movie is making them rethink

their opinions of the movie I had the same thing hearing their thoughts on the movie I'm like yeah they've kind of got a point yeah it's complicated and actually there are more

I just had these comments in the wrong order so do you want more or show or do you feel like it's wrapped up you choose I can't see the comments from here so um bacon chicken 42 I'm gonna do a couple more when I first watched Wolf of Wall Street I remember being more in line with Jim's opinion that it was just glorifying excess.

Years later, when I watched it again, I picked up on more of the satire elements. In particular way, the final shot pulls up to reveal all the mindless losers that were heading down the same road. Now realizing that Jordan Belfort is in the movie and whipping back around again. Doing that completely undercuts whatever message it may have been trying to deliver. Jackie Nicole says, I also view American Psycho as surrealist and mostly non-literal, which adds to the satirical nature of the film. The character in the film can't even distinguish themselves

and what their own actions or experience from... or experiences from each other. And the end, Patrick Bateman is cursed to an isolating capitalist world completely devoid of individuality and empathy, whereas the Wolf of Wall Street is far more matter-of-fact and in ways merely depicts the over-indulgence, which I think to Scorsese's credit. He seeks to portray exactly how Belfort was

to maintain the authenticity and wants the audience to come to their own conclusion about Belfort's. morality. However, in a world that already celebrates rampant consumerism and in countries such as America, which lacks media literacy, films such as Wolf or Wall Street run the risk of people taking away the wrong lessons from it. But then conversely, Joseph Parkin says, Jim, I just read it first. Jim clearly has no media literacy if he's bashing Wolf for not making the characters be explicitly described as bad and condemned by Scorsese, infuriating and bad take. The modern audiences have nowadays sounds like he wants the woke of wall street how dull i'm i'm not saying

what scorsese feels about this guy although he he mustn't have been that anti belfort to like be like yeah you know be in the movie do you think he got paid to be in the that is weird that i yeah i i really with that choice yeah I hate it um I think there's one of the one that looks like it disagrees with you I didn't think this through says I'd like to argue with Jamie about his review of the wolf of Wall Street because I disagree almost entirely respectfully the film covers several genres comedy dark comedy but also drama and thriller that's important because the film clearly leans into a comedic and romanticized portrayal of a high-risk morally bankrupt lifestyle It doesn't try to literally expose the lifestyle.

Instead, it highlights the absurdity and chaos through stylized direction and humor. One of the clearer examples of this is the fourth wall-breaking scenes, like when he's walking through the office and questioning whether it's all legal, or like Jamie mentioned, when they're crawling along the floor after overdosing. These exaggerated moments are where a lot of the creative energy was focused, I think. It's in these moments that the film finds its voice. The juxtaposition between the intensity of the illegal situations and the often ridiculous, funny personalities involved,

is where the film really shines. You could compare it to GTAV, particularly the mini cutscenes that play when switching to Trevor. We often find him half-naked in a ditch or doing something outrageous purely for comedic effect. It's not there to be realistic or morally instructive. It's there to give the player a laugh before they dive back into gameplay.

The film works the same way. Exaggeration for entertainment. That said, it's totally fair to acknowledge some of Jamie's criticism, e.g. having the real Jordan Belfort cameo at the end does feel like a moment of glorification almost as if he's being celebrated. It reminded me of that scene at the end of Star Wars episode one, when Obi-1 burns Quigone's body,

kind of ceremonial. It feels a little too admiring and could be easily read as casting Belfort in heroic light, which is a risky choice given the context. But still, bear all the same. The above opinion comes from watching the film right after listening to this episode. I'd never seen it before,

but it gave me a good reason to finally watch, I guess. I hear what they're saying outside of the episode one thing, I don't know. I mean, that was funny, and that really threw my whole, like, my whole, trying to thought of. But hang on, I really need to reel it back from that bit. I liked the comparison with GTA 5, actually. I don't. Again, like, GTA 5, like, you're playing as a lunatic, like, mass murderer.

You're a video game, like, pretend character. Again, and how much of it is exaggerated, because, like, Jordan Belford did all these things. like they didn't just pull this shit out of nowhere or or I am genuinely being fucking stupid I think I'm pretty sure they explicitly say in the movie like all of this genuinely did happen and obviously it wasn't like shot for shot identical but like it it's they were doing the crazy shit in the office

the illegal shit in the office and it's played for laughs you know the the exploit the exploitation of people is played for laughs and that doesn't sit right with me i think i hear what a lot of people are saying about i do like the idea of the the audience coming to their own conclusion yeah for sure but i will agree that having him in it does really make it weird i really wish he wasn't yeah and to the film's credit this movie has made me really, really, really hate Jordan Belfort and everything he did. So to the film's credit, I think, like, it did do that well. It's more about, I don't know, and I think the movie makes it very blurry,

where, like, the creator's opinions are on Jordan Belfort and what he did. Yeah. Because they seem pretty happy that it happens so that they could make a funny movie about it. yeah okay that that actually is the end of that yeah then um that was enjoyable to talk yeah thank you apart from the fucking rage bait woke the woke of bullshit yeah that's awesome um funny punchman 555 2 says why do you keep saying i am steve just felt like it it was funny it was funny at the time there was one but I didn't screenshot it but someone really hated

the diaper shit that's definitely diaper shit yeah why yeah I don't know you're just hate a mass hate it um

McKens Jones 9040 says Jim's got Kronenberg beer every week is that really his favorite beer kind of mid to be honest maybe since Jarre fumbled the fleshlight sponsorship they can try and get a Kronenberg one

um Kronenberg is a classic, baby. I just feel like it's the most normal lager. 1660. Yeah, it's like the, it's the Tom Cruise of Lagers. You know. Awesome and kind of radical. Very cool, but a little bit not good.

And the crazy middle tooth. He does have a crazy middle tooth. Um, I want to just... His little teeth. Lama Fluff said Christopher Eccleson being Randy's

brother's favorite doctor makes a lot of sense Why? What the fuck? Am I wrong? I don't know

I mostly just like that really weird like roundabout phrasing Yeah, yeah that's funny But Christopher Eccleston Like is Christopher Eccleston

Who I think he is? Uh Yeah, isn't he in 28 days later. Yeah, hell yeah. He's good as fuck in that film. He's good as fuck in everything.

He's a good ass actor, really. He's awesome. I love Christopher Eccleston. What a classic bloke. He's a belter of a fucking actor. There's a contingent just like when we bring up Sonic that hate when we talk about Doe. Really?

Yeah. Why? Doe fucking sucks it as much of Sonic. It's that way. Even Christopher Eccleston can carry it. that shit. Cody Peltier said long time fans stopping in to say

y'all always make my day no matter what it's like reconvene oh my god I'm actually dumb what let me just try that again long time fans stopping in to say y'all always make my day no matter what

it's like reconvening with old friends who haven't changed but have also grown keep it up jaw boys oh you make my day every day day um and i got one one last one-thouskeeping here i know this is a longer one unusual but that awful wall street thing was interesting to me um see this is from the jail media uh group chat over on the patreon see i'm not a guina i'm just ahead dot dot dot dot i can't see the rest of their name said hey long time timer baby born fresh questioning here. Not a fresh topic by far, but did you know Portugal's national anthem's lyrics originally

had the closing line saying, against the Brits, we march, we march, before we writing it to against the cannons, we march, we march. Will you still vacate here, knowing we almost made challenging the British Empire a whole bloody identity? Pretty pathetic, right? Thoughts? Bear Bear from a Portuguese geyser. That's hilarious. Yeah, that's funny, I don't know. No, just the idea that they thought that they could stand a chance against our might. Yeah, when it's like, I feel more sorry for, like, way weaker countries that, like, just steamrolled by the British Empire. When it's, like, empire v empire, the French, the Portuguese, like, come on. Yeah.

Who do you think you are? Come on. right we have uh there's two topics we need to get to yours is about katy perry in space and mine is about hot Asian babes on telegram which you want to do first um let's let's do yours because I feel like uh well who doesn't like hot Asian babes right so for context I guess my phone numbers just everywhere every company has it every just random i guess indian man has it um hell yeah so it's been happening more and more maybe because i engage with it um i keep getting these people on telegram

messaging me pretending to be hot asian babes um how do you know they're not well because like for example on april 23rd susan with a phone number from India. Messaged me, this is their profile, bitcher. Damn! Uh-huh. Looking fine, Susan. Damn.

Season looking good. Opening with the message, Mark, will you come to Lisa's party this week? Um, do you want to read what I said? I would love T-C., are you single? I love Asian women, obsessed even. To which she said, Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a stick you for someone else. I'm sorry to bother you.

And then what I said in report. No, please don't go. I can be marked for you, baby. Hell yeah. I've had one bite for longer. Like Lucy. This is Lucy. Hot damn.

So you be me again and I'll be Lucy. She opens it on April 16th. How are you? Never been worse. What's wrong, my friend? Just need a beautiful, completely real Asian woman in my life, you know? She kind of didn't pay attention to that and said, good morning, the next day. I don't know your name yet.

Ha, my name is Taramaya, but most call me Tarn. What's a nice name? Where are you from? UK, from a town called Chuckledown. Okay, I hope our conversation doesn't disturb you. Why would it? Okay, so what type of work do you do? I'm a professional consultant and also do 4X trading. I'm in finance.

Also looking for love, cat emoji. Okay, how old are you? I'm 35 and divorced. I'm 31? And then she never upload. Damn, too old. Two young. for her yeah yeah she wants an old man right and i've got one more does it hurt when they don't when

they stop it hurts my feelings yeah it does because i'm being honest yeah you know you're being just in love this one um this one is now a deleted account um but i can tell from the this is maybe the longest one has been um roland there's no picture because it's a deleted account uh they started with an animated lion waving emoji saying hello then hi can i ask you something i'm just wondering why you're on my contact have we ever met before not sure i'm sorry maybe i made a mistake on inputting the number i really don't know my apologies anyway where are you from Spain. But where do you live?

I can just give you my social security if that makes it easier. Oh, I'm from Philippines, but I live in Manchester. By the way, I'm Roland. And you? I'm Randy. Most people call me Rilla, though. Pleasure to meet you, Randy. How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? And then she specifically replied to, most people call me Rilla, though, with nice. Nice. 30.

Oh, I'm 28 and I work as a financial analyst. And you? What a coincidence, I'm a financial analyst as well. That's cool. May I ask if you're single? I have a couple wives on the go, actually. So you're married? Twice.

Okay, I'm single by the way. Hmm, would you mind continuing to talk to my personal account? I'm using my working telegram on my laptop. So maybe you have WhatsApp? I do everything on telegram. Got to hide from the wives somewhere. If you want, I can give you my WhatsApp number. It's my pleasure to share my number with you.

why would you do that what are you after put it to me straight roll nothing i'm just being friendly and seems you're a nice person so i want keep messaging you oh wow have i found my true love gosh fate sure works in mysterious ways perhaps you're another wife for the collection And then the final message was just a question mark in reply to, If you want, I can give you my WhatsApp number. Well, that's kind of beautiful. That's like three little British rom-coms, all in one go. Anyway, what's your, you want to talk about Katie Perry in space? Which I, I don't know, I saw clips from it and were like,

wow, this is really pushing feminism forward. Yeah, yeah. I didn't even realize this was the angle they were going for at first, right? So it was an all-female astronaut crew being shot up in the cock rock by Jeff Bezos had a giant cock built to shoot into space with Katie Perry in it. My dreams kind of go that way. Yeah. Well, much like Elon Musk, I guess Jeff Bezos is living the meme as it were. Um, but yeah, a bunch of, of women, um, got sent to space, as in they all paid a deposit of

at least $150,000, a deposit. Well, it was kind of like the submarine thing. Yeah, it's the inverse of the submarine thing. So these, these fucking assholes, these pricks, um, went into space and you know what, fine go to space you have the you have the money

your mates with Bezos or married or married to crack on go for it or getting married to it's fiance right

I don't give a shit I fucking don't care but these people like they go to space fine whatever okay all female space crew right so they're going

with the angle oh this is like progressive right I guess yeah okay so force that on us then um also force like a oh we've been to space and we've seen how like it's all just one big planet and that we should love the earth okay why are you flying a fucking rocket feel the world it burns it burns so much fuel right going into space for like three minutes they're in space for like three four minutes right yeah for them to come back down

and say oh you all of you little people down on earth stop ruining the planet you little people yo it's just giving us this new perspective baby yeah when Jeff Bezos can you imagine

like getting back down to planet Earth and Jeff Bezos stood there like hey it's like the scale serious fucking shit but that's my name the bit that like I was like I was um I was huffing copium right I was like whatever don't care until until what until um because I was reading I was reading the BBC news article right um you mean woke woke see yeah and that to be fair woke woke

They were just spitting facts. They were just saying what was happening. Okay. You know, and other articles covering, like the articles were written by Jeff Bezos's own media company. Oh, Wall Street Journal. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, this is like the most important thing to ever happen ever for women. It's like, what the fuck do you mean? Some rich assholes hate them. Yeah. paid to go on a fucking flight um but anyway so chloe cardassion was there to watch the flight right right another feminist icon yeah another feminist icon who like worked really hard

to get where she is um yeah she like it's just proof that if you put in the work you can make it i've seen that clip of kim godashen go get off your ass and work yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah anyone can do it like um so so chloe kardashian said i didn't realize how emotional

emotional it would be it's hard to explain i have all this adrenaline and i'm just standing here whatever this is the part where like i start like shaking right and like crying blood

yeah um whatever you dream of is in our reach especially in today especially in today's day and age dream big wish for the stars and one day you could be amongst them

but I'm nowhere near as hot as Katie Perry I don't have his chance yeah Jeff Bezos doesn't want to bang me pretty much dude just just wear it on its sleeve for God's sake why do they have to

why do they have to act like I could do this oh shit that's cool katie perry can afford to go so if i like double my hours i can crack on and jump up there with her next time it's like what the fuck are you saying just be honest that's all i'm looking for is like yeah we are generally generationally wealthy to a degree that makes us the one percent of the one percent and we're just having fun in space in the same way you would if you were This is seemingly rich.

Yeah. Well, no, not true. Well, yeah, I wouldn't do that either, but I'm... Yeah. I wouldn't even go there, but... I hate that. I just, like, do it in secrecy. Yeah.

I don't want to know, and I especially don't want it to be some, like, paraded, like, you're doing this for feminism. They didn't do shit. shit they pay extortionate's amount extortionate amounts of money like money i will never see in my life no one will see that much for one of these do you know how long the round trip was no it was like 12 minutes yeah the deposit was like 150,000 dollars mm-hmm the deposit on the they're trying to like build this up as like something for was it like an ad for other rich people to do?

I think... Was that the purpose or was there some kind of like tax write-off from it being this big public thing? No, I think it's advertisement for other rich people. It's also like boasting. Yeah. Look at the size of my cock rocket with all these bays on it. Yeah, yeah.

And I think it might be Jeff Bezos saying, fuck you, Elon Musk. I've got the bigger cock rocket. Yeah, the yachts, they're boring, old news now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the next thing. The first, the first one to have the, the space, wally, fat people yacht is going to be the, like, a winner. Yeah. Of this generation.

It genuinely sickens me to my fucking stomach. And did you see, like, Katie Perry gets back down and she's, like, kissing the ground? She kisses the ground. And then she crawls over to Jeff Bezos' shoes and goes, mhm. Yeah, well she just like chucks him a tip He's an actual fucking 50 grand Thanks for the good time My perspective is so unleashed

I've never felt like this before Yeah and they're saying shit like that While having even less perspective They have before They lost perspective by looking at the whole fucking planet Monsters Genuine Monsters

and the comparison I've heard is like and it applies to us like our parents they watch the moon landing right yeah they which were whole government's fighting against each other whole government's fighting these like absolute athletes like beyond athletes

the most the pinnacle of humanity training and just throwing their whole lives it's science you know we're gonna be at the brink of discovery it's the final like frontier it's the one thing we haven't been to yeah like within our grasp and they did it

and we get some rich cunts paying to get Katie Perry they could have at least sent Beyonce yeah yeah what the fuck why didn't they send see her yeah because at least like

at least with like SpaceX the tech side of it like a rocket that can come back down that's cool that's very cool that technology but this whole like flexing thing

Jeff Bezos's being attached it's like stick to your lane book boy stick to your goddamn lane book boy well no no because I think it's fucked that like NASA should have been at this point

decades ago but people were like well we've fucking been to no we want bookboy to take us there we don't want NASA take us there like there's no motivation for us to do this shit unless there's rich fucking cunts paying for it and even then it's like

what's what's the actual cost what's the human cost that benefits it's like an industry where very smart people get to like work in space technology like that that i guess gets to become like a competitive um like sector yes a work sector you know um negatives um environmental um economical um like

the again i'm pretty sure we've said on the cars before but like the the the gap um between like your poorest people and your richest people yeah the bigger that gap the the more like problems you have right and i don't think you can make a bigger gap than showcasing to people who like can't afford a car or housing yeah you're showcasing their retirement fund that's just gone down the dream yeah yeah while the the president of the the u.s is like tanking stocks and fucking people's entire pensions you're showcasing these people who

are willing to blow probably over a million dollars if the deposit is 100,000 probably over a million on a 12 minute trip up and down that's chump change bro yeah I mean if that doesn't

like if that doesn't like if that doesn't build some disdain for the system we live within within the majority of people, then

the majority of people are stupid. I kissed Bezos and I liked it. It's cringy. This timeline is cringy as fuck. It's lame. But also like

Corpo Future sucks. I hate being in Blade Runner on our way. Yeah. Blade Runner on our way sucks. It's really, really fucking lame. I don't want to you Blade Runner on our way. Sci-fi sucks.

Sci-fi genuinely sucks. It's too accurate. I wish it could have been, you know that Ryan Reynolds film, life. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Katie Perry in the hand thing.

Yeah, yeah. He's got a strong grip. Man. Yeah, I hate all those people. I... Don't. Don't do it. Don't do it, Dhabi.

I'll protect you, Master Bezos. That's what I'm sick of mergers and acquisitions, bro. I like open my phone and it's like, why aren't you using your Amazon music? It's included, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why are you doing music? Stick to your books, book boy.

Pissing me off. Yeah. I do audio books. Well, yeah. Obviously, your Amazon audio books are... But everything has to do everything now. The guy who sells you books has to sell fucking flights to Mars. You know, cock. Yeah.

Make it a gina, and I might think about it. Make it a giant, Dobby's gina, right? I'm fucking hop on board. Yo. Oh, man. Why can't there just be one thing for every one thing? Yeah. It's like multiple monopolies now fighting for the monopoly of the monopoly.

Yes. And they'll go into space. Nestle in space. Yeah. They're genuinely gonna build a space station and... British Petroleum in space. We're gonna be bad movie Elysium. Yeah.

That's what they'll do, bro. Can't they like just mine stuff up there? Like, just fast track to Dead Space. We found this cool kind of relic. Yeah. Jeff Bezos would chill that shit. Yeah. He'd be selling little markers.

One day delivery if you get a marker with whatever you would. Oh, dude. I don't like it anymore. I hate this planet. This planet fucking sucks. Yeah, that's why they've got to go and find us a new world for them to colonize. Yeah, and like, please go

they'll take everything with them they can't they can't take the cows they'll take Katie Perry and then what am I going to listen to yeah he would be like the first shill celebrities to be like ooh me me I want to go I want to go to new Elysium

all of them Rob Schneider's at the front of the line yeah definitely Yeah, bro, I don't know. I'm getting a bit scared and upset. Does it upset you? This one, not really.

To be honest. I'm kind of with Jeff Bezos nowadays. Let's go, bookboy. Now that he's hunk. He's hunk, Bezos. Now that he's fucking... He's on the HRT. H-R-T hormone replacement therapy I mean maybe he definitely is he's on test I'm an H-G-H

human growth hormone is what you meant but he's he's on both he's on test for sure he hunked out in like a year I don't want to be a book nerd no more I'm not I'm no longer book nerd I'm H-G-H I'm Joe Rogan Corps He did go Joe Rogan core. Yeah. Last week, once we finished recording, we went on Joe Rogan's Netflix special for a minute. Oh my God, yeah, we did. What's it called?

Burn the boats. That's right. I'd seen like clips of it before. But seeing it, raw unfiltered was like something else. Yeah, it's, um... It's actually... so crazy on funny it's like Jeff Bezos doing stand-up

you know I think Jeff Bezos would do better yeah actually I think the novelty of him being just there yeah Joe Rogan I don't know if it was he ever good I guess people liked him as like a host on Fear Factor

and stuff like that or something I don't know He just kind of appeared for me and was like Hey, who's this guy? Yeah, he was funny for a bit. He was never the funny part, though. He's never the funny part. Like, there's always the guest that's the funny one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was kind of funny when he would just like monkey out. Yeah, when he does a monkey thing or humps the stool, then I'm there. Yeah. No, the clip of him like screaming into the mic. it's like classic that's some premium comedy

that's when he was truly a comedy assassin yeah but until that like since that I think since Elon Musk episode the first Elon Musk the OG one

yeah something snapped yeah Elon Musk like siphons comedic he's like a comedy vampire Yeah, but he doesn't, like, use it.

No, he just absorbs it, like, like the marker. It's his life, yeah, it's his life at force. It's, it's like his desperation to be enthusiastic and funny, like, is so sapping. It, like, takes your, your comedic essence from you forever. Uh-huh. Yeah. This is the chainsaw for bureaucracy. Comedy is legal again.

Yeah. Cringy man He has anti-charisma Yeah He's got anti-rits He's like charisma suck Comedy suck Yeah

Let's do a sock off Bezos Bezos Billionaires be cringy Yeah You know They'd be doing that fuck shit as well You just know You know

You know they're doing some On their little cockrockets I'm not book boy anymore I'm not book boy anymore Yeah Tell me I'm not book boy Yeah No, they

On their yachts and stuff The Yeah On their islands Yeah I don't like it anymore Well I'm fed up of this world Ha ha ha ha

Nah but actually You're just a book boy Waiting to explode into Bezos I guess if If we worked hard enough Maybe Oh you have I've got to release a podcast every hour.

Then with enough of those, then you might be Joe Rogan of the left. Then comedy can finally be illegal again. I want to make comedy illegal. Yeah, genuinely. They've done a good enough job of that on their own. Yeah, they've made nobody want it. They've ruined comedy. Fuck those clowns.

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Little bit question. All cats are Joe Rogan enjoys. And all dogs, well, you don't want to know what they like. Oh, oh, oh. Welcome to the second half of the cast, where we head over to the Jarm Media Question, Suggestion, thread. Oh, that's nice. I didn't even know it. You need to get your lungs, check.

If you got this far into the episode, comment. Oh, my favorite. That's a good one. That's a good one. Oh, yeah, I'm a happy one with that one. I'm not even a happy one. Hey, that's my favorite. Just like super slam.

Um... That's my favorite. Howdy, mingers. I had recently rewatched the entire corncast era, and it made me think about something. Do the jar boys consider the corncast as an entirely different podcast to the jarcast? I say this because of the numbering system and the name. Just a silly thought I had. And then obvious humor said, they didn't even include the corncast thumbnails in the explaining thumbnails, vid.

God I don't think about it like that How do you think about it? It's a bit more loosey-goosey baby, baby Yeah, it's all more sort of loosey-goosey baby, baby Jars like water It flows where it needs to Into various streams and rivers

That was like the beginning of a movie Um what the fuck possessed you just then that was cool that was cool that was very good i don't know just the older i get the more cool i get as well um see the way i feel is that like i guess in hindsight yeah it is a different thing we did like we were like in a video game we were like in like the forest or whatever um we were in the forest that was cool I think, um, I think the opening of, um, the forest episode was the only joy I felt through all of lockdown. That was a good moment.

Yeah, and we like pretended, like, we were role playing and shit. Yeah, that was awesome. It was like a little bit of normalcy and a whole lot of weird. I actually, I can't remember a single thing I said during that era, not one. Nothing. I remember nothing from it. I, I remember talking about Half-Life Alex. Yeah, I remember you doing that

Because I was hype I also remember the title Orga's Origin Is that reason Orga's origin What's that? I don't know I don't know

Hell yeah JAR episode finder is gonna have to fill people on on that one Because I don't know I guess in hindsight Yeah It was like a different thing A different time

Different time But I'm quite glad we did it Yeah Yeah, same It's like a little piece of Real A little bit of history Yeah, a piece of history

No Project 593 Said recently I've developed superpowers I can echolocate and you sonar waves To geolocate bad men Have either of you ever found out You have superpowers In a way Yes

You go first Um I have really good grips. Ooh, I've, you know, I'm kind of there with you. It's because I obsessively used the forearm trainer. Really? Yeah, and then I tested my grip and I was like, Yeah.

What the? Uh-huh. What was your, like, Spider-Man, was it like turning the tap and it broke? Yeah. Water sprays everywhere. Yeah, I went to shake the male man's hand and I broke it. Yeah. You killed him.

I killed the mailman again? Yeah. See, mine isn't actually good hand grip, it's good foot grip. Oh, that's almost more usefuler in certain ways. Yeah, because a strange fact about me is that my feet always sweat. Yeah, as well, it's because you always got these on. But they don't sweat slippery. They sweat sticky.

Ah, so you can, like, climb things. Yeah. Or go up quite steep. Obviously, I can't go up vertically because I'm heavy. I'm a fat boy. You go rock climbing raw. I could. Watch this.

Watch my good grips. Yeah, but with my feet. Yeah. Yeah. If only we could combine our powers, then our grip strength would be unstoppable. If only I had ultimate grips. One of us has to be the villain and won the goody then. Well no, we could be like,

like a Power Ranger thing. Like we develop a suit where your feet are attached to my hands so you like do the top half climb and I'm the legs going to like just like a really long body. Yeah. And we can like our

alter ego can be like a really tall guy in a big trench coat. Mm. You have to do the talking though because I'm just the squidgey feet. Why is your stomach breathing? Nekhonna says this Are you excited for Big Mouth season 8?

Is that fucking real? Yeah, we did videos I think up to about season 3 And then even we couldn't take it anymore I remember watching the one with the fuck monster No I thought that was in late every episode The gunk ghost Oh Duke Ellington

No, the gunk ghost He's like, oh I'm the shame wizard The shame wizard was like quite early on Yeah, that's the last Thuleus. I know. It really fucking pissed me off that they got him. They ruined so many good people. I think it's the final season. Eight. They made eight seasons of that.

Fucking hell. Who gave a shit after three? Genuinely. I guess enough people for it to be renewed and renewed and renewed and renewed and renewed and renewed and renewed and renewed and renewed and renewed. Right. I promise that we're going to review every season. If it bloody kills me. Even if I die. Maybe we should make that like a Patreon stretch goal. Yeah.

Um, hog size says bear, bear, bears. Cool freaking question for you. Would you rather spend 24 hours in a jungle with two warring factions of chimpanzees or spend 10 hours in a jungle half the size, but with the T-Rex? Also, there are barbed wire fences keeping you within. Optional third choice. You are stuck in a three-story car. car park the buffalo is roaming

I'm not taking the buffalo one yeah I'm not doing the buffalo you got no chance not the T-Rex the T-Rex would no I actually think the T-Rex is the correct option yeah T-Rex is the answer but how many chimps on each side

jungle with two warring factions of chimpanzees shall I search like average chimp colony what would you even describe it as army average chimp army size yeah

average chimp army size um chimpanzee communities in the wild typically consist of between 20 and 100 individuals that's a huge space of difference can reach sizes of up to 150 so let's just go with the biggest

150 so 300 warring chimps. And they're mad. I don't know what T-Rex's censors were like, though. They were scavengers as well. But like if I just went and laid in a corner, would it find me? I don't know if it would hunt for you in the same way, like a chimp, like, if it knows you're in that, you're just done.

You're dead. But if there's two warring chimp. factions yeah right and I'm lying in the corner doing nothing yeah why would they come and get me

when they're war because they're in war mode bro they're like running around they're going yeah but you see me and they're like what's this naked guy yeah so they just kill you

no they've already got the blood lust well no but they might be like save the calories brev no you are calories I guess it's not cannibalism either and you're also calories to a T-Rex

however I feel like in a dense jungle environment which is the warground we're talking about you have more chance of escaping a creature the size of a T-Rex than you are a nimble powerful chimpanzee yeah and one chimp could kill you yeah let alone if a whole T-Rex let alone 300 yeah and like they're obviously not all going for you but even if a group of five like just will it. What's that? Is that the enemy faction? Oh no, it's just some naked guy. Let's tear him

apart. Free calories. Glad we got to the correct answer eventually. Um, the Valis syndrome said, sup boys. Nurse jarling here. I work on a psychiatric ward and the TV in the patient's lounge

is broken, so we've been using a projector to do movie evenings for them. Have a never seen Having never seen it before, and seeing it was only a 12 age rating so likely wouldn't have anything too inappropriate in it, I put on the modern classic Red Notice for some of the patients, who seemed to think it looked all right. I sat in the room and watched most of it with them, not having seen it before. Having seen the film now, my question is, should I be allowed to continue practicing nursing after subjecting my patients to this? Or should I be struck from the register?

You should be struck. If you're in psychiatric care, yeah. Why are you doing that to them? It's like... It's like ensuring job security. Like keeping people in your care. You got to counter that with... What's another classic? Eight seasons of big mouth.

Movies similar to red notice. Oh, six underground? Jumanji? One and two? The Grey Man. might be a little bit too edgy yeah I don't know bro what about Dramanji 2

with the rock just any rock movie where he's wearing like beige cargos beige cargo rock movies is what you're looking for yeah safe safe happy beige cargo yeah rock I like this one from

Lil dress ink if you're given the choice to sacrifice 10% of your remaining lifespan in return for immediately picking up a new skill to mastery, what would you do? The catch? You don't know what the skill will be. It could be something good like guitar or mathematics or something simple, like world champion door slammer or hopscotch player. Yeah, I'd take that. Yeah, I think I would take that to you. Yeah. It's, it's, yeah. For 10%. What if like you, what if it was like one of those monkeys ball things were like, you just instantly die.

But then I, I couldn't have done anything anyway. True that. True that. It says 10% right. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Well, no, it does. If, if you only had 10% of your life left. Right, right, I was correct in the end. You were, in a way.

In a way. and that meant you're really good at dying yeah what if that was your skill like just dying really awesomely yeah well then everyone's like well awesome death awesome death that's one for the history books it's you know who had the coolest death Sherlock holmes yeah okay dom from goose war through yes we've been there Come on, brother. But you didn't think it was going to end like this, huh, Maria? Dom.

Oh, man. Skelly dude 11 says, what would you do if genuinely this week's Jarkas got zero views? Like, everyone was busy that day. Would it bother you? Would you still do the cast if nobody listened? This is a bit philosophical. This is a bit sylophosophore.

I think yes Probably would Yeah Like I started making videos at one At some point Even speaking into the Ether

10 views I think it's actually Impossible to get Zero views Yeah you're gonna get at least one Yeah In fact my ideal is one No I like the 10 to 80 range

I like the one I like, like, having a one-way conversation with one guy. Mm. Or girl. Or girl. Or, in the middle. Yeah, in fact. Or nothing.

Yeah. They don't even have to be human as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Could be an algorithm. No, I don't want it. I want it to, I want it to bleed. Tell me. Do you, do ladybirds bleed? I had a long moment with a ladybird today.

Wasn't one of the scary biter ones, was it? It didn't bite me. But it was really cute. I'm telling you, genuinely. Zoom in on his face, that ain't cute. Huh? Zoom in on its face. It is cute.

It ain't cute. They've got big bug eyes and they're like, Oh, that's not their actual eyes. No, not the spots. Not the big white spots. They're bug eyes, the black bug eyes. But I'm telling you, this bug was cruel. over my hand

like for ages and my fingers were like this right like close together and it tried to go in between my fingers so it wedged in between my fingers

and then put its legs like underneath it and pushed to separate my fingers and I was like what why you be doing that little lady bird

okay their faces aren't that scary see they're cute it's not like ants ants are scary and they all bite they're horrible things whereas ladybugs they're just like

they poo all over you I bet it pooed on you it pooed all over me but it was cute while I did it and it was just like little tiny like what do they even eat bugs no they are bugs

speaking of bugs we got two more here before we wrap this up and go into a secret little special passenger last 9107 says bear bear just wanted to give a last update for this account which is the AI gooner account yes i was ahead of my time using AI and gooning no i don't do it anymore i'm medigative for anxiety and ADHD now and it's allowed me to actually have a life i also realized i was by as well last year and got an awesome boyfriend i'd say the biggest change which allowed me to find myself again and become confident in who i am was going on anti-depripping Presence, Zoloft specifically, for my anxiety. It's not perfect, but I find myself talking to people and going to functions without thinking about worrying even once.

Overall, living a life 100 times what I was living when I wrote in originally. Hope everyone reading this has a great one. Yeah. A little uplifting little moment. Yeah, but also sad. Well, maybe just stop for a moment, stop the medication and listen for a bit. What? Listen to the...

No, that's great news. That was good news. Yeah. Oh, man. AI Gooner. Do you remember that? Maybe. That must have been years ago.

Hi, I'm the AI gooner. Ahead of two curves. I'm ahead of my time. I respect it. The AI gooning? Yeah. They were AI gooning and then they got medication and became a good person. I AI goon to John Moshden Goon.

Hey, don't stop gooning now! I don't like it, bro. What? Don't like it. Just how quickly gooning just became. Popped off. Yeah. Yeah, it became pop culture.

It did, yeah. It was always going to happen, let's be honest. Yeah, and that was a corncast thing, right? It was, yeah. That's when, like, goon caves and stuff became... Fuck, that makes so much sense that gooning, like... Yeah, it was like a subculture created by lockdowns and COVID. I'm sure it existed before them.

It was niche, though. It was niche When we talked about it Yeah, yeah So the question is Which one of us like Found it? You know who was

Right, finally Speaking of Jizzer Gizzard Can take us away Proof that Japanese people Only understand things That are pronounced a specific way I was recently in a karaoke bar

In Kyoto When no one spoke any English I was purely communicating to the Japanese folk through Google Translate to order food and drinks and to ask them about that area. The bar patrons asked us to perform karaoke, and my friend thought it would be a good idea to perform a five-minute M&M song. I could see everyone in the bar was confused during his performance, so I decided to break the awkwardness by telling them he was performing a hip-hop song. The response to me saying hip-hop was a blank expression. I eventually put it into Google Translate, which returned

Hippu-Hopu. once I pronounced it as Hippu Hopu In an over-exaggerated way The whole bar erupted in Oh And nods of understanding Since this is the question thread I'll ask this

What is your favorite recent Hippu Hopu project Cheers lads That's an awesome story Yeah I like that Hell yeah Listen to any hip-hop recently I always get confused

Because there's like a difference between hip-hop and rap and... Is there? Yeah. Oh, I don't know then. And... Let's see. I have been listening to... Now, but look, is Eminem hip-hop or rap?

Eminem is primarily a hip-hop artist, though he's also a rapper. Yeah. I don't know the genre differences. I find genres with music really confusing Yeah, I do too Because I don't really care I find genres in general very confusing But Vince Staples

Um dark times I've been listening to Like a lot lately Really Yeah I've been really liking it And I mean like lately lately I only listen to it the first time At the start of the week

Hmm Because like I've just like searched a list of people Post Malone He's not fucking hip-hop That's what it says bro, ludicrous Yeah, he's hip-hop Ice Cube Nicky Minaj Jay Cole

Yeah I haven't really been listening to much hip-hop lately Outside of the old Kendrick song Mm-hmm If I'm being real Difference between... Hip... What have I been listening to you recently?

Weirdly just silk sonic? It's not hip-hop, but... There's a little bit of rap in there. True. 777. Does Anderson Pack do hip-hop? Yes. Okay, I guess that would be my answer.

Yes, Lord. Right, so hip-hop is a broader cultural movement that encompasses rap. So all rap is hip-hop, I guess. But not all hip-hop is rap. Not all hip-hop is rap. Okay. So Ed Sheeran then. Yes, Ed Sheeran is a hip-hop artist.

Hooray! Just the way I'm like. Sorry, I needed to read that to understand. Yeah, hip-hop is cultural. Rap is like a style of music. It's like a delivery over an instrumental. I've actually, I put the... I put the filter on my Spotify.

The most recent one I heard was Guns and Smoke off that Snoop Dog out of Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a good our song. That's a good song. Yeah, I find 50 cent on that song. Particularly

um riveting. Really, that's your favorite one because I'm kind of, I'm waiting for Eminem on that song. yeah yeah i didn't really care about em and am yeah i'm not first by em and ambot and that song i like him on that song um but but 50 um i don't know how he does it like i i know he got shot a bunch of times and ever since he's had like a speech impediment but like he he he perfectly comes off the beat and back onto it in this like feels both unintentional and intentional.

Like, he's... I don't know, I don't know how to explain it. But it's really unique and interesting, and it sounds good. So, fair play, fiddy. Also shout out to this song, Aquamarine, feet Michael Kewanuka. Danger Mouse. I like Danger Mouse. That's a good our song.

Yeah. Um, and yeah, that's probably fine. Or something. Did you just search hip-hop? There's like it, when you go on your liked songs, you can just choose a genre in it, well, uh, zone in. Yeah. Yeah, so the Vince Staples album is, like, is it, really? And, um, Flying Lotus.

Hmm. Never catch me with Kendrick Lamar by Flying Lotus. You're not going to catch me. You're never going to catch me. Never, ever. Ah, can we end this episode with each of our I Am Venom's impressions? I... No, wait.

I'm Steve. Yes, can you say we are Venom, but in the I am Steve Cadence? Wait, we are venom in the I am Steve... We are Venom. We... We are Venom. Yeah So cringy

It needs to sound more like Scooby-D What does R-R-R-Ranum Re R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-M R-R-R-R-R-R-M I think that was a good ending, man You know what, that was a bloody good ending That was a bloody nice ending

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