JAR Media Posdact - Meet You at Wendy's - Corncast 28

Episode Date: February 8, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:12 Comment Barrell 06:12 Ruben Wants Retcon 13:4...6 Lego Vote is Rigged 18:13 Jim's Theoretical 25:31 James Rewatched Attack on Titan 26:46 Mass Effect Legendary 28:38 Mid Break & Patron Names 40:41 Reddit Questions 41:10 Favourite fictional worlds? 48:11 JAR American Accents 51:52 If JAR switched bodies... 55:02 Is Family Guy Funny? 56:57 What age would you let your kids use the internet 1:06:59 Most realistic driving game 1:12:00 Attack on Titan Question

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and jents, and welcome to Corncast number 28. I'm your host Alex, joined as always by Puff Puff himself, James. Hello, good afternoon, good morning. This is James, I am Puff, Puff, I am the Puff Daddy, I am Puff Boy Jr. I am Puff. I am Puff. I should call you energy energy instead. Well, that was like a breath of life.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Um, over on our imaginary left, we have Gamer Jim. Gamer Jim. And on our imaginary right, Gamer Ruben. Gamer Rubin. Before we get too deep into the show, shout out to the Jail Media Patreon. They make the audio version possible, and they get a nice name shout at the halfway point. Also, rate us five star on iTunes. Helps us in the agorism.
Starting point is 00:01:00 please the uh excuse me did you have something to say in the intro no i was just adding to yours i said please oh good we had a suggestion from someone in the comments trippataka their name being rename housekeeping to comment corner question mark no how about this shut the fuck up all right well you're rejecting it that fast i thought you guys we're gonna name it we're gonna name it fucking uh look jim you got anything for this because i don't i've run out of steam um let's call it comment corner james what's your opinion this is a democracy james what is your take on the comic corner i don't want it to be comment corner i think it should be called the barrel we need to the barrel that's where we're we
Starting point is 00:01:59 store everything and the barrel so it's either it's either going to stay housekeeping become comment corner or the barrel the bowel well what are you supposed to stay at the start of an episode like if we call it the barrel well we we're just going over to a quick barrel before we get into this episode good afternoon morning evening or night days and gentlemen welcome to this part of the show the bowel but we talk about comments on last week I don't know it won't work
Starting point is 00:02:34 yeah but not everyone's an expert host like you okay how come you said um do you remember comment corner as if it's something that exists yeah don't you remember like a super early jar yeah I don't know what you're on about
Starting point is 00:02:47 we did it for a few episodes yeah what are you talking about yeah let's gaslight him into the thing that happened the fuck you're talking about I didn't happen at the end of all that discussion
Starting point is 00:02:59 I don't really know what the conclusion is What are we naming it? The barrel Comment barrel Okay Welcome to comment barrel That sucks Comment barrel
Starting point is 00:03:11 Comment barrel Um Oz Brown has one that they left How is James's finger And is it inhibiting his ability To experiment with his bum bum I haven't experimented with my bum bum in years and my thing's okay
Starting point is 00:03:33 research was inconclusive anyway so the experiment sort of began a little bit immoral and well the EU had to get involved yeah it was a bad time but I was just going to say my nail has yet to fall off I'm waiting for that to come off oh is that just gonna happen yeah it's probably one day
Starting point is 00:03:54 or something go you should keep it and put it in the top away no I'm gonna do if it falls off because I bite my nails a lot I'm gonna hold it in my pockets when I want to bite my nails
Starting point is 00:04:05 I'll chew my old falling off fingernail whoa that's serious that's so horrible that's fucking grim but no it will go don't
Starting point is 00:04:16 it'll go in the bin obviously but it doesn't hurt anymore my finger's fine all's okay yeah I did I knew it was going to happen but it got flagged I guess
Starting point is 00:04:27 by the YouTube thing for having gross content in it but then I I like applied for them to look at it and they were like oh no it's all right it was alright in the end they're okay with your finger
Starting point is 00:04:39 it's not too explicit it's not bloody it was just dry so it's not like actual cut it's just like the aftermath which is okay yeah well to be honest I wasn't sure if it was that picture or the
Starting point is 00:04:54 thumbnail. Did you guys see last episode's thumbnail? Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. What do you mean? There was nothing wrong with it, though. I could see someone at YouTube looking at that and being like, hmm. Oh, yeah, because
Starting point is 00:05:11 it's Yard Leto shooting himself in the face. Well, it's the combination of sniff this and the glove. Like, Yeah, it's what everyone thinks of, but... Some Prayer 07 has a final comment. Summinger last episode once again called himself the only Latvian viewer. Even though a couple of weeks ago I made an entire post about how I'm also a viewer from Latvia,
Starting point is 00:05:38 I challenge you to a do-da-da-da-dual. Anyways, thank you, Jha, for being here for us and providing so much entertainment. Live you all. Well, sorry, we don't accept your thank. We're going to continue to do it without your fans. Yeah, we reject your thanks. Yeah, we reject your thanks. And we're just gonna pretend that there is only one Latvian viewer.
Starting point is 00:06:01 I guess that's the only way, isn't it, James? Yeah, I'm Latvian. Topics, guys. I've got one. It's nothing too huge. I don't know if one of you guys wants to go first though. Well, I'm gonna say my base take then. You've given me an opportunity here just to say, right? I put a lot of thought into this recently. we'll get to why it wasn't a lot of thought it was like three minutes
Starting point is 00:06:26 yesterday they I would like the sequel trilogy of the Star Wars films that's 7 8 and 9 be retconned just gotten rid of fuck it just just get rid of them forget it all of it fuck it this is this is interesting this is a big discussion in the Star Wars community it has a base I think I think they fucking blow you know after watching the Mandalorian I don't, is that, is there anyone in this, in this room, proverbially speaking, who doesn't want that spoiled? I don't know, James, do you give a shit?
Starting point is 00:07:02 What about? Mandalorian, I don't know if you've watched that. I'm never going to watch the Mandalorian, because I don't like Star Wars. I don't think there's anyone who hasn't, do you think, it's probably best not to, I don't know, is it spoiler still to talk about the Mandalorian season two? I feel like it's been spoiled for anyone that didn't want it spoiled for. So, yeah, well, I'm going to spoil it now. Just skip ahead, like, a few minutes, you know.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Yeah. Watching fucking Luke Skywalker slice and dice his way through loads of robots and all that bullshit. I was like, yeah, you know, fuck, yeah, that's Luke Skywalker. I do not give a fuck about what they were doing with 7, 8, and 9, and Luke Skywalker. I just came around yesterday. I was like, yeah, you know what? Fuck, yeah, that was childhood hero, Luke Skywalker. That's Luke Skywalker.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I just don't want to, I don't give a shit about what's seven, eight and nine. I'm sad now, Luke Skywalker. That sucks. It sucks. It sucks because they didn't even commit to it in the end anyway. So like, whatever. All of it just sucks. They were just, you know, all the dark themes of eight.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Nah, forget it. Forget it. It was all out of the window and nine regardless. So, yeah, just get rid of them. Just get rid of them all together. They didn't really do anything. What do they do, really? They didn't please anybody in any way.
Starting point is 00:08:17 The Manelorian pleases people. I reckon the sequels actively make, the game was worse yeah I think they make it worse the thing with the prequel is the I find it it can't really affect the he tried his best
Starting point is 00:08:35 like making Darth Vader be the one that created C3 what the fuck is his name C3PO yeah C3 1PO sorry yeah C1PO like the stuff George Lucas did with the prequals was stupid but you
Starting point is 00:08:52 can ignore a prequel in my mind because it doesn't you you the future of like Luke Skywalker isn't affected by the prequels but it his future is affected by the sequels and like knowing what comes after when watching four five and six it makes it harder to palette in my humble opinion yeah the only the saddest part is though retconning it's like too late now they've wasted their one chance but they're not gonna get the original cast back together in any way it's like an impossible thing I just know it just don't have anything different just get it just get rid of it I'd rather there was nothing than that yeah cast it out of law yeah yeah because
Starting point is 00:09:44 like this and even going down the like multiple universe thing as well some people theorize that would be a good way to do it but like once you go down that route you're never coming back just stops meaning anything anyway timelines and time travel and yeah yeah i don't know maybe we just maybe just forget about them move on just watch what's important and that's the clone wars i mean when i think about the mandolorean and i think about seeing those people, those characters in the Mandalorian, doing what they're doing, Luke Skywalker being in it, just sort of, I don't know, not really characters, but just, you know, episode plot, you know, people that just die and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Yeah, that's quite a bit more Star Wars to me than like Daisy Ridley running around with the yellow lights. Why was Luke not in those movies? Why was he not in all three? It's weird that he was in one. he should have been the focus it should have been a major character they should have started on him
Starting point is 00:10:53 I don't think a passing of the torch really works when the torch is passed like back to the old characters it's meant to be a sequel right to episode 6 and then you start with two characters that you just don't know
Starting point is 00:11:12 it was all designed around like the hype yeah the link was the villain yeah but they didn't even give
Starting point is 00:11:20 what's the last shot of episode six surely it's just Luke just standing like doing something yeah with the ghosts and stuff yeah why was he not the first shot
Starting point is 00:11:31 of the new one it was like well here's our where's our hero or at least in the first like 15 or so minutes like here he is back doing something else now
Starting point is 00:11:42 God yeah I just it was a I came around on it yesterday I couldn't believe it that I became one of those people which do you think is the best sequel though
Starting point is 00:11:52 Rogue one Shut up that's actually a prequel Yeah I don't know because I haven't watched any of them in quite a while I've only watched the last Jedi once
Starting point is 00:12:09 and I've watched the Force Awakens twice and I've only watched half of the Rise of Skywalker, so. So it's not Rise of Skywalker. Yeah, it's not Rise of Skywalker that we can establish that much.
Starting point is 00:12:25 I remember the Last Jedi being visually, at least a very enjoyable time, for sure. It's all I remember about it is sort of that. I think it's probably my favorite Last Jedi. I mean, it certainly has some good
Starting point is 00:12:41 lightsaber moments. know yeah yeah that's that's pretty good yeah the story of all three uh end up being like just pointless throwaway so it just comes down to like yeah that bit was directed well that was a fun like visual effects sequence like storyboarded well it's just down to that like the music isn't even there so no in any of them i do really appreciate mark camel like really trying even though he knew it was bullshit mm-hmm you can tell
Starting point is 00:13:17 he really gave it as all still Vogue 1 is the best Star Wars movie oh fuck off it can't be the best it's got it's the best of the recent ones and that's fact don't even start you know that's facts you can't argue facts
Starting point is 00:13:32 facts don't care about your feelings fuck sake well I got a topic if we're done with that one yeah I just wanted to make my based his take based so there's uh there's some controversy in the lego community oh my god um there's been like a vote to celebrate the 90th anniversary of the lego group um so they're going to release like a set based on whatever wins the vote um so the vote went down um
Starting point is 00:14:10 And I'll snag the top three. So we're including things like all the old classic themes. Rock Raiders, Black Knights, Aquazone, anything you could imagine, you know, along these lines. But it boiled down to these top three. Number three, Pirates. Number two, Classic Space. And in came in at number one. It was Bionicle.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Bionicle won the vote. so I've kind of got a I don't know is it a philosophical issue with this um philosophical yes bionicle
Starting point is 00:14:50 is a meme so it's skewing the vote already the meme appreciation for bionicle I want to say has skewed the vote so bionicle has won the 90th anniversary Lego celebration instead of something like
Starting point is 00:15:07 rock raiders something important like Pirates Oh, that is all Was Pirates important? Yes, Pirates is quintessential Lego Yeah, I do even agree
Starting point is 00:15:19 But what this is, it's just Boaty McBoatface is what this is It's a meme answer That people are making win When that shouldn't be the case Like with Boatim McBoathes They didn't name the boat
Starting point is 00:15:30 That because it was a meme answer I think they should get rid of it Bionicle doesn't deserve to win That's my No, I'm just gonna have to accept the loss because Bionicle was just so popular but it was a good year
Starting point is 00:15:44 some good stuff in there Lion Knights Dragon Knights Space Police Jim Space Police Bionicles Ice Planet Is this all Bionicles No this is just
Starting point is 00:15:59 This is what was up against Bionicle Oh What they were just like they brought back Set they were going to do the special sets then That's what you're saying like based on one or whatever wins the vote or whatever oh that sucks no i think rock raiders should have won well yeah we have to accept we're in the minority there though jim with the rock raiders so yeah just i mean i mean i assume it has to be
Starting point is 00:16:30 lego stuff that's like original lego stuff obviously like it couldn't just be the like star wars Lego is obviously massive, but that's Star Wars. Bionicle needs to be in its own category. Yeah, I agree. Is that where the philosophy comes in? Yes. Yes, I guess deeper. What really is a bionicle?
Starting point is 00:16:51 When you think of the Lego, like, the Lego brick, you know, Lego, you think of the Lego brick. And nowhere on a bionicle is there the Lego brick. It's just like this horrible bastard of an action figure and technique. yeah loads of custom pieces it barely falls inside of Lego I think and and the philosophy of what makes Lego Lego like the most enjoyable Lego builds to me are things that are primarily bricks
Starting point is 00:17:20 the moment there is anything non-brick involved I'm immediately like no I don't really give a fuck kind of bad not fun annoy it just pinch my fingers or something yes true true James did you have any opinion Barnacle Bad Lego good
Starting point is 00:17:37 Bionicle is Lego Fuck I'd never say Bionicle is bad No I think Bionicle's pretty It's hard to say I loved it as a kid
Starting point is 00:17:47 Like it's better than like Action Man and stuff Shut up Shut up No that is a fact I'm sorry If you want to have Like an action figure
Starting point is 00:17:58 Then Bionicle's the way to go That's just it I'm afraid Sorry dude No Wong Yeah, it's way better than action, man I'm just, I completely disagree
Starting point is 00:18:09 Hold up, hold up Oh no When Jamie says hold up I'm instantly on edge Because I know what's going to happen Okay, so I proposed Um Proposed To James
Starting point is 00:18:25 A I proposed to James A theoretical Right So I said theoretically if I were to pass before my time right
Starting point is 00:18:42 if I were to die young and wrote my will and said when I die I want James to own the pisser my car my shit car I want James to own the pisser and I want it to be his main vehicle
Starting point is 00:18:59 that he uses to travel I want that to be his car you know right how does he get to work he uses the pisser how does he go to the shops he uses the pisser that's what I want
Starting point is 00:19:09 my my literal dying wish is this right and James said he wouldn't abide by it Jane said he wouldn't he said he'd keep the car but he wouldn't use it
Starting point is 00:19:24 no no no I'm coming from a completely different standpoint because if you died and it's your wish for me to use the pisser the car would be so sentimental I wouldn't drive it
Starting point is 00:19:36 because if I crash it my lasting memory of you would be destroyed if I leave it in a garage I'd be able to have it would be there the sentimental value will be there and I could make it
Starting point is 00:19:50 like as spotless as possible to go down in the history is like the most perfect condition car and I'll drive it in the summer and you know it'll be like that I won't use it every day because I could crash you know that's it's not i'm not
Starting point is 00:20:03 it's not i'm not coming from the viewpoint that i don't want to use it because i don't like it you think it's special it's luxury it's special okay that's my point right but the whole reason you have it in the first place is because it's meant to be your car
Starting point is 00:20:19 like my dying wish is for you to drive it every day you know then then i'm gonna have to disagree with your dying wish because your dying wish is just stupid i mean to be fair you'd be dead anyway so it's not like there's a lot you could do about it. Well, no, it's not about that. I just want your guy's opinion on whether you think James
Starting point is 00:20:37 is immoral or not. Do you think James is a bad person for this? You should have prefaced in his will that he has to drive it until it's no more, until it's dust. He'd just do laps of like the M25. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:53 He was fucked. Just leave it somewhere. That would be fair enough. Yeah, that's the contract fulfilled. but no as it stands James doesn't give a shit about my dying witch surely if that's
Starting point is 00:21:07 if that's how the contract is if I'm leaving the fifth of Rubin in my will if I could just drive it off a cliff because it would have been driven off a cliff till it to its end like straight off after you dead fucking straight out of the fucking church whatever instantly driving off a cliff
Starting point is 00:21:22 I'm fulfilling my contract then don't be Jamie would never have his funeral in a church yeah okay in a strip Club then. Straight out of the fucking Dream Lounge, the Swindon. The Switters, the Switters strip scene is pretty big these days. Don't docks the Dream Lounge.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Is that what it's called? Dream Lounge? Yeah. Yeah. It's by, like, um... You can watch the scum filling up the Dream Lounge by your... It's a Premier... ...fifteen wings.
Starting point is 00:21:55 It's a Premier Gentleman Club. It is, though. in there. It's great. We've got an Instagram account. Does it? Yeah. There's some pictures of some of the women who work there
Starting point is 00:22:10 and some memes. Just sort of like just sort of like norm memes. Street Club memes? What the fuck? I'm going to close it now. They're hiring though, or they were anyway. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. New jar career. New jar set.
Starting point is 00:22:29 A new career in a new town. Yes. New career in an old town. And Swind an old town. Well, where were we? Why are we talking about the dream? Did you answer the question, Alex? Do you think James is moral in refusing my dying wish?
Starting point is 00:22:46 I'm sorry, I'm just looking at the Dream Lounge Instagram. I need to look at the Dream Lounge. Are you mesmerized by it? There's the one, it's like a video game meme I don't I don't understand They're going like to gamers Alex
Starting point is 00:23:04 That's their Man walks into bar Lucky bastard Sorry Jim what's your question Do you think James is a moral Um yeah for not driving it till it's dust Hmm Okay thank you
Starting point is 00:23:19 But here's the thing Like what If Because there's gonna When I die My car has to go somewhere but the condition is you have to street race it at maximum speed maximum velocity
Starting point is 00:23:32 so you join you in um yeah in the afterlife as soon as possible what world do you guys live in a way you like leave instructions for people like but like you have to fulfill like this contract which I was getting a Netflix
Starting point is 00:23:51 deal where it's like the English 13 reasons why it does sound like a sitcomy idea like why wouldn't you like you might as well make your death fun for someone yeah
Starting point is 00:24:07 what the hell do you mean by that just hope I don't die to mo because you're going to have some wacky shit to do what you write in the list tonight yeah I've already written it but if you're not planned your will. Yeah, do you not know what
Starting point is 00:24:27 will is, Alex? It's like if I'm going to because obviously with your will you have to you sign off your belongings but it's just like, no. If you want my belongings you've got to do something, you've got to earn it. Yeah. So like, why just be a little bitch?
Starting point is 00:24:45 You'd be like, oh, here's my house. I think I just forego the belongings and just be like, you know, well that's an unreasonable task. No, but you can't. I've got like a keeper who's keeping the things. No, my my one's more like um you get the belongings but there's a catch yeah but the catch people ignore the catch you've got to have someone to enforce the contract yeah you just um they pay for them on the black market or whatever
Starting point is 00:25:12 so you just bribed them yeah sure well i'll think of a plan don't i i got that under control well uh any other notes before we go into the mid break for a M.E. This is just a brief one. I've been re-watching something that I've watched eight years ago. Attack on Titan. Season one.
Starting point is 00:25:35 It really, it has aged incredibly well. The animation is still fucking just gorgeous. The animation is so fucking good. That whole first season has lived up. It's like, is just as good. Everything about it is great. The music. The OST is generally fucking incredible
Starting point is 00:25:54 by Hierarchy Suano I believe the whole thing is just so good and I'm having a great time of it because I'm just going to try and finish the whole series now that the last season's airing but season one has lived up to what I remember and I don't know
Starting point is 00:26:09 why people hated it when it came out because it was popular it was popular yeah because it's so good it's worth of you want anime is anime is like a niche thing so the anime is don't like it when something really
Starting point is 00:26:22 popular because it's like this prevailing symbol of anime. That's not fair. That's not what anime is. There's not enough fucking boobies in this one. Yeah. Yeah, I think we actually have a question about attack on Titan, so we might talk about it a bit more later.
Starting point is 00:26:38 We will wait and see. Maybe we won't. Well, there's Mass Effect, but other than that. That game's shit. Mass Effect trilogy, being re-released cool, pretty cool. We've acknowledged it. There we go. Everyone.
Starting point is 00:26:56 And it's going to soak. Shut up. They're all going to be what they were before. I actually read about why Pinnacle Station's not in it. And I know why. It's because the data is corrupted. They can't do anything with it.
Starting point is 00:27:10 But that's a good thing. Pinnacle Station is fucking shit. BioWare reached out to the smaller dev team of a particular studio, I forgot the name, who actually made Pinnacle Station. And our them like, have you got it? Have you got the original files? And they did, but it was
Starting point is 00:27:26 also corrupted as the story. Maybe it wasn't corrupted. Maybe they were like actually everyone. They all just sort of agreed. This expansion just sucked. So it's just like so it's corrupted, not put it in the game. It's like better. Like Mathspect is better off without pinnacle station. Yeah. God, I've
Starting point is 00:27:42 played it so many times. Yeah. Is that the one with the like time trial thing? Yeah, it was like wave defense and shit. Oh, sucked. No, it's it was stupidly different. difficult as well. Like generally really fucking difficult.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I did it much later on so I had like frictionless materials rank a million and just fired forever so it's fine for me but I just did to the no because it's the ones because there's a whole bunch there's like wave defense ones but there's one
Starting point is 00:28:12 where you have to sprint to all these checkpoints and it's like a race but there's loads of enemies spawn in all the areas but they're like really He's got to be a pro. Yeah, he's got to be a pro. Yeah, it takes time, but it's stupidly difficult.
Starting point is 00:28:27 It's got to be a pro, you know, just to be a fucking pro. I am a pro. Okay. Well, we see you after these messages. Um, hello, this is me, Argi. Oh, you do realize that there are Bebo shirts available, right? Take a look at the really cute shirts. Look in the description or under the video.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Ended a video for more. What the fuck is there? That was the pen. That was the Billy pen. No, it's Billy. She's on my lap. Hi, Billy! That's so horrible. Billy.
Starting point is 00:29:14 What was that Billy? Oh, that's so loud. That's horrible. It starts and then it gets to the peak and it just got it. It was the aim of the game, aim of the game. It's really a meow where you only hear the start. Yeah. Start?
Starting point is 00:29:42 Yeah, it cuts out when it peaks. I'm like quinting. I'm like squinting. My eyes, I'm like... I'm like... I had to tell my headphones down. It's too much for me. He's like watching a Minecraft video. What?
Starting point is 00:30:02 I turned it off. I like it. What James song can I sing this one? Um, James song? Oh, there's no James song. Do you want to do, um, I am Iron Man, James? Ah, C,DC. Don't. Don't. I am Iron Man.
Starting point is 00:30:28 I love it when Robert Dony June delivers that line in that exact way. Right, the end of end game. I am Iron Man. Snap. Snap. I don't... I don't... He says the word. Snap. I don't think I've got the energy for this jarcast
Starting point is 00:30:52 Okay, James What do you mean, we'll just get it on Okay, see guys, Maltese's energy No, you little snitch Hopefully I can do some big farts today Shut up Into the mic this time I may believe we're pancakes for dinner
Starting point is 00:31:06 You didn't? Yeah, I did You didn't? Yeah, I fucking did No, you fucking didn't I send you a picture, but you just laugh at me He did have pancakes because he shared them with me. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. This is the part of the show where we go over to Patreon,
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Starting point is 00:40:51 part of the jar media corncast where we answer questions from reddit the most horny website there is yeah head over to the jar media one if you want to leave us questions for us to answer snake rule has our first one.
Starting point is 00:41:10 What's your Minger's favorite fictional worlds? Ooh. This is a good question. I mean I mean favorite, I mean, I guess favorite for any reason.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah, favorite for any reason. Not like, you know, nice to live in, but like, yeah. Yeah, highest quality. I guess highest quality would be a good one, yeah, because otherwise there are loads that I like. It's like every game that I really like
Starting point is 00:41:36 or every film I really like. really will hear that one well I feel like an important thing for this question is like because it's talking about a world I feel like the more content there is in this fictional world the the more real it sort of feels I will say one of my least favorites is skirm elder scrolls yeah I'm just sticking that in there you're just being inflammatory For the very start It starts nice and low We're going to feel like Morrowland
Starting point is 00:42:10 Why not Skyrim? You don't like Morrowland I mean I was going to say With video games I guess It's easier to really like a world In a video game
Starting point is 00:42:23 Because you spend more time with it Yeah yeah That's true You spend time Sort of in it You know Yeah you know Sort of thing
Starting point is 00:42:31 Sort of thing You're moving around The geometry Like for real yeah okay well i'm gonna say one um i think that the world of metro is fucking cool as hell that shit is realized that shit's fleshed out it's it's grim and horrible and uh based yeah i feel like it is it's grounded in its own reality it's like yes these are the rules of this world yeah and it's it's you don't get to see that in much
Starting point is 00:42:59 fiction at all like the perspective of like post-apocalypse pretty But Russia, Russian post-apocalypse? Awesome. Awesome idea. From a very small perspective, you're like, you move slow, just because of the way the game as well, it's you move very slowly, you're very heavy, very human feeling in it. You know, just little things to make that world for more real, like the gas mask and wiping off the stuff off the gas mask and changing your filters. Just shit like that makes that world feel like a world that you can engage with more, I guess, and therefore appreciate more. yeah totally do you have any Alex probably
Starting point is 00:43:40 the borderlands work that's down in the depths with with Skyrim and Elder Scrolls I love the world of Star Wars yeah
Starting point is 00:43:52 no I was going to say if you'd have asked me like around the release of the sequel I wouldn't have said Star Wars but with Mandalorian I'd definitely say Star Wars for sure for sure
Starting point is 00:44:06 the Mandalorian makes Star Wars it's so much better it enhances all my favorite parts about Star Wars yeah just shit like like the Mandalorian
Starting point is 00:44:18 there's a scene with Bill Burr who's an ex-imperial and they're like there's all these imperials interacting without just being like stormtroopers shooting
Starting point is 00:44:28 yeah yeah it's like oh so they sort of have like their own culture and shit it makes it it feel richer it's more the original movies
Starting point is 00:44:40 that cement it for me I just have such vivid memories of being a kid and watching them and there's so much detail in those movies just the random like props and stuff in the background that has like some dedicated page and the Wikipedia stuff
Starting point is 00:44:58 it like really captures your imagination as a child yeah for sure the the grittiness of it really helps of the original trilogy. Yeah, it's all like used, yeah, it's like the equivalent of like a bin of used iPhones but they're all like quirky droids
Starting point is 00:45:14 and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. I think that the world of Fanof Fantasy 13 What is the fantasy answer? The fantasy answer, well Lord of the Rings
Starting point is 00:45:32 is like the obvious one. Lord of the Rings or The Witcher for me I like the Witcher is probably my favourite but you have to shout out Lord of the Rings The Witcher just brings a lot of that great European folk lore
Starting point is 00:45:46 into the fold There's a lot of really horrible and grim European folklore out there From what I understand the Witcher universe sort of exists like in law in like conjunction
Starting point is 00:46:04 with our own. Yeah, like, the humans in the Witcher universe are humans from Earth that were just, like, somehow put in this other place. But the stuff they do with the rules of the Witcher, like, how certain monsters come to be, and the political landscape of the different. regions there's a lot there in that universe yeah James what's your favorite fictional
Starting point is 00:46:42 world it's hard to say but like the obvious answers probably I don't I can't think of a game where it's like I'm furious that's not fiction that's real life like Lord of the Rings I love Lord of the Rings
Starting point is 00:46:59 that's just that's the only answer yeah Lord of the Rings is a good answer Oh, Assassin's Creed No No Assassin's Creed Unity specifically Yeah, I love the way they Expand on the fictional world
Starting point is 00:47:15 In Assassin's Creed Unity I have a genuine one That I really have to shout out there I can't believe I've got a Jenny one I've obviously got a shout out I'm surprised I didn't say this first But Mad Max
Starting point is 00:47:29 Yeah, there you go Hmm Hey guy Uh, what? No, that's wrong. Sorry. Yeah, it makes Australia almost seem like a real place, just through some movies. It's actually insane. I really respect these films. Almost. Yeah, well, obviously it's all bullshit.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Metro is my apocalypse, you know, that's my one. I like what Metro is doing. A fool-only Vegas. Oh, piss off. No, that was ruined by Fallout 4 and 3. 276 and thought out New Vegas itself M super heat
Starting point is 00:48:12 M super C hot D says can we can we get each of the cast members to do their best American accents doesn't matter if it's Texan, Bostonian, New Yorker whatever whatever y'all each feel you can do the best
Starting point is 00:48:30 pretend y'all are going undercover and you've got to lose the British accent completely I don't know this this sort of just comes out James give first James give first Why do you mean The things I don't have an accent
Starting point is 00:48:43 I don't sound British I do I hate it when people say I don't have an accent I don't know I don't have like a Yeah you do No okay accents I don't have the local dialect of our area None of us do
Starting point is 00:48:57 Yeah I don't have that I probably do the most so what i okay so this is this is my renowned attempt at accents say something an american would say um i'll meet you at chate for low no wendies or dumbliz hey i'll meet you at wendies That was pretty good actually You sounded better than Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs at least Alex
Starting point is 00:49:39 I was going to have a go I just really wanted the setup to be like Oh hey bro do you want to come with me to a Chick-fil-A And it's like but it's Sunday bro And that's like the end of the exchange Alex I need to hear yours Yeah go on What is your
Starting point is 00:49:55 Do you want to say where your accent sort of is, what region first, or just sort of... I'll just go into it. Howdy, my name is piss your dick. No! No! I shouldn't have got you to go first, because nobody can top that now. I'll go second, I should say.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Be like a cool hacker guy. Yeah, like... Alex, give me a loan from Mr. Robot. I just hacked your world. I just hacked your world. Oh, that's a hack fraud impression. Did you do an impression? Not really.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I just sort of did a little voice, but I have to hear myself. I'm taking one ear off so I can hear my own voice. Give me something to say. Well, hello there. You can say it like that. You'll say, well, hello there. Do a Boston, Jim. That's not possible.
Starting point is 00:51:16 No, Boston's easy. Do it. Hey, I'm walking here. Are you some kind of Jebrody? I think... I think if any of us were to be undercover in America, Alex would sneak through. Have you got a double life there already? A Texan life?
Starting point is 00:51:46 A piss of life and a dickloat. Um... The toothpaste eater has one for us. If you switched bodies with each other, what would be the first thing you would do? Spin time, Paisley. Don't have to be in my body to do that. But whose body am I swapping with? Just whoever it's just random.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Whoever it was, I would just go and do a poop really. I was going to say I'd like, I'd just sort of leave something weird in their pocket or something. You know, like, just sound really. thing you do you do that's not the first thing the first thing I do is so all their pockets closed I mean I wouldn't be like oh yeah I really want to see what their cock and balls are like I sort of wouldn't have an interest in that you know I just don't really want to know like I'm good without it you know that's their cock and balls you know just because I'm piloting their flesh right now doesn't
Starting point is 00:52:48 mean you know maybe I don't know maybe if the hair was getting a bit long I take them for a nice haircut you know I'll be like yeah so when they go that vein if I got any of your bodies I'd shave all your hair off and then be like this is what it's like mine would be uh I would use whoever's nose it is to breathe oh yeah well I just did it then even except so I could see what it's like to breathe out of the nose properly I got to say actually I find that I think I'm allergic to either the black mold or the dust in this flat, so I don't get to breathe properly
Starting point is 00:53:27 often. James, do you get to breathe properly? Yes. I don't. Why not? Um, I don't know. It's just always going like
Starting point is 00:53:44 you know, stuff in there and stuff. I'm fucking. James, do you have anything for this body switch bullshits or should I move on? Well, it's like anything, what I can do with my body, you can do with your body. Like, there's no unique experience I'd get by shopping with your bodies. I mean, it's really boring to say, but I would, if I got James's body, I'd have to know if he's been making the thing up or not. Yeah. How would you, what, do you take a picture?
Starting point is 00:54:18 What would you do? I can just end it to the group chat if you really want it that mad. No, I don't, it's just like I could know. You know? Yeah, but you'll just see it on a wecked. Then I get the Dream Lounge. Yeah, go to the Dream Lounge. So then everyone sees me, Jar James in the Dream Lounge.
Starting point is 00:54:41 You just ruin my reputation. Everyone in Swindon knows you as Jar James. they'd say ha ha look there's jar james going into the dream lounge with a massive direction he sure just have a turgid one doesn't he that jar james dragon kid has one
Starting point is 00:55:03 settle this great debate is family guy funny yes yeah it's only got some funny moments yeah I'm I'm genuinely gonna have to have I'd say yes. I will say family guy.
Starting point is 00:55:21 It has its moments. It does have its laughs. Doesn't it, Jim? Yeah, I mean, we've all seen good episodes. We've all seen bad episodes. At least it's just not the violence and sex on TV. Have you guys Have you guys ever watched Mr. Enter's
Starting point is 00:55:49 Family Guy reviews? No. He gets like genuinely Like It seems like Personally insulted by Um
Starting point is 00:56:02 By episodes of Family Guy Like he's Out of everyone he hates Brian Because he thinks he's like an asshole So he's not based then Yeah that's quite cringe yeah so watching these reviews is quite surreal because it's like just taking family guy so seriously talking about it in this way it gives it so much like credence so it's just yeah it's a bit much james yes yes it is it is funny yeah i love family guy the fuck is what was going on I don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Do you really just say that? Yeah, maybe I won't inquire anymore. It looks like somebody swapped with James. They're in his body. One trait farta has one. If you had any children of your own Sunday, would you slash when would you allow them to use the internet? Would you restrict and monitor their usage or would you let them use it freely? Something I'd be interested to hear.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Cheers, lads. Never. Yeah, never. I'm happy with it being never. Everyone but them in the house would be allowed to use it. I would let my child use the internet, but in a very like,
Starting point is 00:57:30 not so much monitored, but just restricted capacity in test in terms of how much time that you can be on that sort of bullshit for. You know, but not for a while. Like, you start with something nice and simple, you know they can play some fucking video games by the time they're like five or whatever but only for about an hour or whatever a day or every other day or something don't want them like getting hooked on that shit at a really young age because obviously now
Starting point is 00:57:55 you know so yeah the child can you know they play video games but you don't want them getting addicted to it because like i'm a 23 year old and i play games like destiny and shit there's a highly addictive games because games are often like they're designed to be in a much more predatory and aggressive way now than they were before. Oh, yeah. So a child, like a little child that's five, with a dumb five-year-old brain, is going to get hooked on anything. Like, fucking any piece of shit mobile game is going to get his claws into their stupid
Starting point is 00:58:30 five-year-old brain. And you can't have that. So you've got to restrict their access to it. Same goes for the internet. But, like, really, what the fuck is a kid going to want to do on the internet? It's the sort of thing where you, you know, you'd have to introduce them to it in a way that's very, but you can use it as
Starting point is 00:58:46 this incredible tool for finding things out, you know, not like his social media on an iPad, get going. Because I hate, I fucking hate seeing children on my iPads and stuff.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I just wouldn't want an iPad kid, and I would never let that happen because it's just gross. See, I'm, I I'm in a weird thing with this because obviously I'm an uncle and my sister has like young kids and one of them like they've got iPads and one of them's been using TikTok and making dancing videos so part of my mind's like people actually use TikTok to find these videos and
Starting point is 00:59:32 purve on that's actually like a thing that goes on so I'm like in a head in my mind I'm like that's kind of really bad I feel like kind of weirdly like I want to tell my sister that she should probably stop with that because it's kind of not good the trouble is you don't want to alienate a child when its peer group is doing that sort of thing you don't want to
Starting point is 00:59:52 yeah like I personally if I had kids and it was like I it would be difficult because it's just like you can't be too strict because then
Starting point is 01:00:06 they're going to rebel anyway because kids do that I did it but kids need to know they can't have it too early because it can fuck their brain development up but then once they get it they need to know what the right and wrongs of the internet
Starting point is 01:00:21 because it's like right now if I had a son he's fucking not going on 4chan I would block 4chan from our IP like nah because the trouble is if he finds out about it and then see as it's blocked that's really too late. Yeah I mean you said about the
Starting point is 01:00:37 the whole idea of people going on TikTok to I don't know just just look at children doing fucking TikTok dances but there are bad people everywhere and they're going to find a way to get their sick kicks one way or another Yeah but it's like you want to
Starting point is 01:00:54 If the child is on TikTok and it's just uploading dumb like a dumb little video there's nothing explicit You know I mean obviously Like an eight year old child on TikTok Yeah no that's like a very much You know like the parents should be like If the kid wants to use fucking TikTok
Starting point is 01:01:11 The parents should take an interest in an active role in their child's use of TikTok. Simple as that. And the privacy settings and stuff. Because you can have the TikTok account, but have it not be public. Yeah, you can just, like, the kid's friends, like, follow it and stuff like that. And just keep an eye on who follows him. We're like, who's this. And also, oh, it's my friend, Janie.
Starting point is 01:01:31 I don't know. I think that's what my sister does, which is a good thing. I think you need to take those measures to ensure your kids' safety. think that's the main thing your child should be able to sort of see experience these things and understand these things that you do but you should take an active role in it as well
Starting point is 01:01:50 because otherwise until eventually that child's able to go on and do it themselves you know when I first started playing fucking video games on a on a PS1 my mum would like sit there and like sort of help me with being able
Starting point is 01:02:04 to play these games and understand them it's like a four year old or a five year old playing I don't know. You want your parents to be involved in stuff. I remember wanting my mum to help me with games. But the good thing about that, it has a knock on effect. If you've got that connection and the interest when that young, it helps them later in the teenagers because they've got that connection of your parents
Starting point is 01:02:29 to talk about more serious things like sex and fucking mental health because you've got that open communication with those more serious subjects, which I didn't have. So it's like I would do what I would. would do things differently if they were my kid and create that at a younger age if you get me yeah I just know that the answer is not
Starting point is 01:02:50 to just try and hide yeah or keep them from it because like yeah they rebel and like people love taboos year eight year seven was probably when I first saw like the best gaw shit like someone in the library somehow got it open on like the school computers
Starting point is 01:03:07 and shit like and 4chan and all this edgy stuff all it takes for like one kid in like a school. You just have to hope your child then talks to you about that and I ask you to you know if it was something really horrible you know I mean
Starting point is 01:03:21 like I think of some of the like just awful shit I have like seen now like if I saw that as like a 13 year old that probably would have had like a quite profound effect yeah and I don't think I would have been able to I don't think I would have been able to talk to talk about that with like either of my
Starting point is 01:03:38 parents because I just wouldn't they have understanding of that you know like they haven't seen anything like that because this we only we've only seen things like that because of the internet mm-hmm they didn't grow up with the internet and they can imagine horrible things and but but they you know at worst they've seen the first 25 minutes of saving private Ryan you know something like so it's not really it's not really it's not really the same as like an ice-istice or something or because yeah yeah yeah not to get the video like like demonetize
Starting point is 01:04:10 because I've said the trigger word. But yeah, I've seen just, yeah, I don't, I'm not even going to be able to talking about it, but there's just one in particular that sticks out on my mind. And I think about how that, like, 21 or something, I remember seeing that, and being like, and it's just, it stayed with me, like, how disturbing it was. Yeah, I don't know, I think the point was just about,
Starting point is 01:04:37 if you were, you know, you see it in the library, best go. Yeah, I think. things like that. Yeah, just seeing that at a young age, like an even, yeah, would have been... It would have fucked me up. So I'm glad that I have that point of reference, so that if I do have children, I feel like I'm sort of more prepared for, you know, just whatever technological future there is, that my child, potential child would grow up and then my parents were, where there's actually quite a sharp divide in terms of the analog to the digital. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I can't even imagine what it's like for the parents that didn't grow up with the internet trying to understand their little kids, like on TikTok, like, it must just be a nightmare. This conversation could go to a completely different thing, but I don't think I'm willing to take it there.
Starting point is 01:05:27 What do you mean by this? Because we've got to acknowledge that kids are watching hardcore porn at a stupidly young age, you know, and that's fucking stupidly dangerous. That's the thing, though, but you can't give like a 12-year-old a phone and not. I expect them to, they're going to search for porn at some point, maybe not immediately, but they're going to... Yeah, they are. I don't know about you guys, but back when I started, it was very analogue. So it's just like you couldn't access it the same way you do now. So like kids are going in at a much high level.
Starting point is 01:05:59 And obviously that is just the slippery slope to generally unhappiness and fucking terrible addiction. But there's a lot more to say about that than I'm willing to talk about now. Yeah, man, it's difficult for sure. I don't know how much guidance, like schools give parents and stuff nowadays. Not very much. Really, none. Like, do you remember our search education? It was like one fucking lesson in like one day.
Starting point is 01:06:25 In Britain, people are still afraid to come to terms with the fact that human beings have sex in a lot of... In institutions, like in a kind of private... Well, no, actually, no, fuck it. There are a lot of people who still, like, sex is like... I can't talk about that That's gross So Well
Starting point is 01:06:45 Any thoughts Jim Yeah man Loads What you're thinking about Um The Mad Max universe Well speaking of Bloodcock Um
Starting point is 01:07:00 Ask slash JAR Media says Question for Bloodcock Other members can answer to What is the most realistic game you've played when it comes to driving. I ask because as a former gun person, I really love when games such as Battlefield 4 paid so much attention to weapon details and had some real-world specs integrated into the stats of some weapons, also using these stats to balance the weapons within the game. Details such as, well, they really went into detail on this comment. Details such as
Starting point is 01:07:29 bullet velocity, real-load speed varying for mag emptiness or fullness, and losing ammo wasted when reloading in some modes, as well as the sheer amount of attachments available in the game and how they vary depending on rail placement other attachments etc also when playing driving games do you prefer a controller or have you played slash preferred a steering wheel controller see there's i'm going to cut this question a bit and just say that i'm not going to talk about simulation games because their whole thing is being as realistic as possible like he mentions battlefield but armor is the simulation or like there's ones like that which a lot more squad as well yeah so like i i'll i'll cut it and say the most realistic driving game that's not trying to be
Starting point is 01:08:13 the most realistic driving game because like there's so many there's such a large variety of like pc car games where they're they do one specific thing or one specific motorsport to the highest most real thing possible so if we talk about arcade games i might get i'm i'm gonna get killed in one minute and that's GTA 4 has the best driving the driving in that game is generally incredible
Starting point is 01:08:43 but you think it's realistic it's fucking it's great pretending that it's not it's not I agree I like it a lot it's got no but like the thing with cars and driving
Starting point is 01:08:55 is things need to have weight cars are weight if you turn a corner quickly it's weight moving weight comes back the same in GTA 5 by comparison I like the GTA 4 because it just feels like things have weight
Starting point is 01:09:08 when you go when you smash into a fucking car Nico goes flying across the fucking map like it feels like there's actually physics there not like GTA 5 I fucking hate the driving in GTA 5 it's stupid that's bullshit no driving G2 5 is very fun but I don't like it because there's no weight to it I don't like driving cars when there's no weight
Starting point is 01:09:27 there's nothing it's just like a fucking no physics just a box like just a fucking box on on whatever i don't know i'm sorry you're wrong you haven't played gtio 5 i just so more i just like the fact that gtta 4 has weight like you could talk about fords horizon because that is an arcade game and that does feel great it does but i just i think weight's important and gta 4 does that quite well and i have i have tried to use a steering wheel uh stuff it's only really good on pc and to get a good rig for it is
Starting point is 01:10:03 thousands of pounds you know because you I don't know if any of you have I don't think you have but imagine sitting at your desk like probably are now imagine putting a steering wheel in front of you with pedals that feels weird doesn't it yeah yeah so that like I've tried to do that and I couldn't make it work because like when you get a proper like your steering wheel wig you get a racing fucking chair you get a laid back racing position that's all set up properly and that's thousands of pounds and I can't I don't have the space for it and I don't want to spend the money on it. I've seen it for the flight simulator fans not necessarily flight simulator as in the gameplay simulator but just flight simulators they it's some
Starting point is 01:10:46 ridiculous set-ups that people have for it like that's a tree because obviously there's an intersection there between flight simulator and elite dangerous but you have to dedicate rooms to that like that has to be your big passion like you know this computer is the one that I use for flight simulator and that's it right i can't i don't care enough to do it so i'll never do steam well i always do play i'll play every racing game of a controller and i've done well with them with a controller because i was a fucking try harder racing games at one point yeah that's that's all i can really say about that yeah the thing is is it it really matters to me
Starting point is 01:11:32 is all I can say I don't know man the Halo 3 driving is probably the most realistic I've experienced yeah no you're Wong The Borderlands 2 driving is as close as it's gone for me
Starting point is 01:11:52 I'm not just board driving We have a Chunker here from a Billy and Cungers who has an anaconda chungus of a question first time ever asking a question even though I'm a long-time viewer but on episode 26 you mentioned watching Attack on Titan
Starting point is 01:12:14 I know it's a lot to ask but the manga for this final season seems like it's going to be far better than the anime due to that animation being worse because of the studio change in certain scenes that are cut from the show or wait for the Blu-ray version I'm just going to skip that bit I'm saying this because season 4, the story, is by far the best
Starting point is 01:12:34 season. It stops being about hype fights and starts being about the story and the characters actually have real development and Erin goes from being annoying to one of the best anime protagonists and all the mysteries get answered and the anime might not do it justice. I think
Starting point is 01:12:50 even Rubin will like the story and character development of this season as all the mysteries are answered and it's very well done. Look up Attack on Titans season 2 and outro as that is a similar atmosphere to the new season. It goes from seemingly like a trash shonen's show to actually being sort of a masterpiece in ways as all the stupid shit from earlier seasons that seems like dumb narrative stuff
Starting point is 01:13:14 actually turns out to be incredibly written as they are fully explained and it stops being about dumb titan fights. Just saying this because I'm a long time fan of the series and I've always thought the characters have some mysterious hidden depth that we don't really see. see. Sorry, this is written really strangely. Sorry for the long question. If you read
Starting point is 01:13:35 this, just read the first oh, just read the first are important things as I don't know how to probably pace a question. So, well, consider this. No, no, let me let me, season one is hype and that's all I care about. I want the hype.
Starting point is 01:13:48 That's what I was going to say, like, consider this. I want the hype as fuck tight fights and I don't give a shit about any of the law or fucking stuff. I'm watching an anime. I'm probably watching it just for some stupid bullshit that only anime is going to give me. What shows? I just you know? What shows can you watch
Starting point is 01:14:05 where they're just giant fucking people smashing each other's faces off and they're like 80 foot tall? I want to watch that. I just want to look dumb shit. When do you get like that one bit in Attack on Time season one where Aaron gets his jaw punched off and then he slides his like dislodged
Starting point is 01:14:21 like head up to the arm? Just like fucking oh my God it's so fucking sick. I'm just saying like yes. I watched that. I watched that. I I watched that show god for five six seven years ago and I the second you said about that I remember that exact it's so fucking cool it's so cool and because you're just like yeah he's learning he's learning fucking get them I'm gonna say that I would it's iconic I'm afraid it's up yeah yeah it's an iconic action scene yep it's an iconic show I'm watching it now and when the
Starting point is 01:14:58 First part when Aaron, because Aaron obviously gets yeated on the first episode, like third episode, he gets fucking yeated. He's dead. And it's fucking destroyed. And then when he's, oh, when he's not, it's so like, it's so hype. Macassah's about to get destroyed out of nowhere. He just fucking decks this fucking huge tight in the face out of nowhere. That's hype as shit, and it's so fucking cool. I love that. You know, I'm sitting there watching the show and I'm like, oh, what's going on? And then it'll be, and I hate, I fucking hate that, like, I'm like this. but I'm like Captain Levi will just do something and I'll be like yes do that thing yes do this
Starting point is 01:15:33 this hype as fuck thing out of nowhere I don't even know why he's doing it I don't know where he's come from but yes just kill it kill it in this way because you're edgy do it and I'm into it now I've gotten so into just seeing that so I've actually been disappointed by the most recent season I was going to say earlier but I said there was a question maybe or maybe that was something else I don't know but I didn't bother mentioning it but now I'm gonna because you know we've come back around to it. Yeah, I've been kind of disappointed when I've been watching it, because I've been sort of like, this show wants me to care all of a sudden.
Starting point is 01:16:02 What? I don't care, though. I just want you to do, like, do the trick. Do the little flip, you know? Just do your fun little trick, and then fuck off. All right? But season one will always go down as just like a masterpiece, because it's just fucking
Starting point is 01:16:20 so good. Season 4 is such a departure from season one just by it's a departure from season three no it's not like any of them it's not
Starting point is 01:16:33 it's such a departure in a lot of ways from the first three seasons that I don't really dislike it but the most recent episode I skimmed through I just kept clicking
Starting point is 01:16:46 skip 10 seconds skip 10 seconds skip 10 seconds because I was so not really interested in what was going on seeing this is why
Starting point is 01:16:55 if you just want hype just watch berserk watch guts kill people it's great well I sort of did want I said about that I asked you about it like yeah well
Starting point is 01:17:04 is it good should I I've started it yeah Jamie started it what is it on anyway what is it on oh it's all on you that was
Starting point is 01:17:13 yeah you said yeah dubbed and subbed on YouTube you've got yeah I started the dub and pretty quickly went to subbed
Starting point is 01:17:23 because that's dub wasn't very good yeah it's not it's not good i mean the berserk is like as anime as anime comes yeah but wait it's fucking great it's it's kind of funny as well so they're like an intro yeah yeah it's got like an anime intro song and it's sung in it's sung in english but by a japanese man yeah i was gonna say it's funny dude it's really funny the soundtrack in general
Starting point is 01:18:01 is just funny because it's been memes yeah so hard but so you associate the music with the memes and not the show I can't listen forward to it now because I don't it's really short it's obviously it's an anime really easy watching
Starting point is 01:18:17 yeah like it's not perfect animation it's aged of it but it has like its atmosphere it has it its own style and it's cool and the soundtrack is great. I realized a couple of minutes ago I said do the thing, like it was Reddit in 2013 or 12.
Starting point is 01:18:32 I didn't really mean for it to be like that expression. I was just like, you know, Captain Levi does a thing was why I was getting like because he just does all sorts of you know, he's sometimes Zedji, sometimes he's a quirky anime boy. You know, just being a little bit cute and quirky.
Starting point is 01:18:49 But I'm into all of it. What's my point? And I apologize me using that fucking awful turn of phrase. That was a real big chungus mistake. Oh. We are an official our gaming mod podcast,
Starting point is 01:19:05 so I wouldn't worry about it too much. I was going to talk some shit on memes, but I don't know what the recent one is. I'm just seeing it fucking everywhere, and I hate it. Memes are terrible. I hate memes. Memes are not funny.
Starting point is 01:19:19 Memes only become good once they're not good. Yes. I mean, once they're They're past their due date, you know? Oh, yeah. I just miss old memes. Are you fucking making fun of me, Alex? Do you want to say that to my face, bro?
Starting point is 01:19:37 The only thing funny around here starts with a G and ends with an F. Gannon Dolf? Gannon Duff. No, the Golden Freddy. Golden Freddy's not funny. He's actually scary.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Can you explain something to me? sure why do you all you do every day is just change your profile picture to something really fucking weird I noticed that
Starting point is 01:20:04 on Discord as well you do it on Twitter majority you just keep changing your profile picture and making a tweet saying you change your profile picture that's all you tweet now
Starting point is 01:20:15 yeah because Twitter's Twitter's ruined Twitter's just never the same yeah Twitter is pretty old awful. So the
Starting point is 01:20:26 best way to use it is to just change your profile picture because it's the funniest thing you can do on the app. I've I'm reaching my limit with Instagram. I'm basically ready to just
Starting point is 01:20:40 nuke all of my social media forever. Really? You need like some TikTok? No, Jim, shut up. Yeah, I big thumbs up to any
Starting point is 01:20:55 Facebook owned one like fucking off like Instagram can fuck off yeah I need to delete my old Facebook account I haven't used it in so long be careful though if you have it like linked Spotify I oh fuck I might be
Starting point is 01:21:13 hang on what wait what wait why would that matter I think it can mess stuff up really No, no, no. Yeah, I'm too scared to... To do it. I'm just...
Starting point is 01:21:30 I've got problems. No, you can disconnect. Wait, you're talking about Spotify right now, hang on. Yeah? The connection between Spotify and... Yeah, no, you go into your... I've just done it right now. You can go into your Spotify settings and just disconnect from Facebook.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Oh really? It's an option. Just in settings. Hooray! Oh my God. That might be new, because I've never noticed that before when I've been faffing around in these settings any before yeah I don't know if I like made my account with like my Facebook I think I did I've got problems so I don't know if they're forever
Starting point is 01:22:05 linked or what I've got problems it's got problems problems problems problems I mean that was the last question if you guys want anything else to throw out I'm just gonna say is I'm probably addicted to Instagram or some social media I can't stop my mind just needs that fucking dopamine hit Well, I think you're allowed to, you know, at the moment, it's not like we have a great deal of stimuli available to us, so. Yeah, be glad we do have it, and it's not like the 90s. No, I'm not glad. I'd rather go back to the 90s, you know?
Starting point is 01:22:40 What, and with corona hitting, no, it'd be awful. Yeah, like, friends for being on TV? What year was friends on TV? 90s. Was it? Just friends on repeat. is that what you want James yes
Starting point is 01:22:56 you're implying I don't already watch the funds on repeat it's not called yes you can stream it at least you can stream the friends whenever you want whichever friend you want to see Melman
Starting point is 01:23:12 I'm progressive okay I don't know technology James do you want to end the episode then of course I will thank you for watching this episode of the charm media podcast please head over to
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Starting point is 01:23:47 can help with the situation in I don't know Oh, smear. Yeah. Thank you. Goodbye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:24:02 Should we redo that episode? It sucked. Yeah. Yeah. Let's just do it again. I didn't really like the way you delivered that line about, like, Skyron. Yeah. I want to redo it.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Just redub the... Yeah, I'll just send you all the audio, and you can just do different takes. be shone just take her to her.

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