JAR Media Posdact - Meet You at Wendy's - Corncast 28
Episode Date: February 8, 2021https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:12 Comment Barrell 06:12 Ruben Wants Retcon 13:4...6 Lego Vote is Rigged 18:13 Jim's Theoretical 25:31 James Rewatched Attack on Titan 26:46 Mass Effect Legendary 28:38 Mid Break & Patron Names 40:41 Reddit Questions 41:10 Favourite fictional worlds? 48:11 JAR American Accents 51:52 If JAR switched bodies... 55:02 Is Family Guy Funny? 56:57 What age would you let your kids use the internet 1:06:59 Most realistic driving game 1:12:00 Attack on Titan Question
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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and jents, and welcome to Corncast number 28.
I'm your host Alex, joined as always by Puff Puff himself, James.
Hello, good afternoon, good morning.
This is James, I am Puff, Puff, I am the Puff Daddy, I am Puff Boy Jr.
I am Puff.
I am Puff.
I should call you energy energy instead.
Well, that was like a breath of life.
Um, over on our imaginary left, we have Gamer Jim.
Gamer Jim.
And on our imaginary right, Gamer Ruben.
Gamer Rubin.
Before we get too deep into the show, shout out to the Jail Media Patreon.
They make the audio version possible, and they get a nice name shout at the halfway point.
Also, rate us five star on iTunes.
Helps us in the agorism.
please the uh excuse me did you have something to say in the intro no i was just adding to yours i said please
oh good we had a suggestion from someone in the comments trippataka their name being rename housekeeping
to comment corner question mark no how about this shut the fuck up all right
well you're rejecting it that fast i thought you guys we're gonna name it we're gonna name it
fucking uh look jim you got anything for this because i don't i've run out of steam um
let's call it comment corner james what's your opinion this is a democracy james what is your
take on the comic corner i don't want it to be comment corner
i think it should be called the barrel we need to the barrel that's where we're we
store everything and the barrel so it's either it's either going to stay housekeeping become
comment corner or the barrel the bowel well what are you supposed to stay at the start of an
episode like if we call it the barrel well we we're just going over to a quick barrel
before we get into this episode good afternoon morning evening or night days and
gentlemen welcome to this part of the show the bowel
but we talk about comments on last week
I don't know
it won't work
yeah but not everyone's an expert
host like you okay
how come you said um
do you remember comment corner
as if it's something that exists
yeah
don't you remember like a super early jar
yeah I don't know what you're on about
we did it for a few episodes
yeah what are you talking about
yeah
let's gaslight him into
the thing that happened
the fuck you're talking about
I didn't happen
at the end of all that discussion
I don't really know what the conclusion is
What are we naming it?
The barrel
Comment barrel
Okay
Welcome to comment barrel
That sucks
Comment barrel
Comment barrel
Um
Oz Brown has one that they left
How is James's finger
And is it inhibiting his ability
To experiment with his bum bum
I haven't experimented with my bum bum in years
and my thing's okay
research was inconclusive anyway
so the experiment sort of
began a little bit immoral and well the EU had to get involved
yeah it was a bad time
but I was just going to say my nail has yet to fall off
I'm waiting for that to come off
oh is that just gonna happen
yeah it's probably one day
or something go
you should keep it
and put it in the top away
no I'm gonna do
if it falls off
because I bite my nails a lot
I'm gonna hold it in my pockets
when I want to bite my nails
I'll chew my old
falling off fingernail
whoa
that's serious
that's so horrible
that's fucking grim
but no it will go
don't
it'll go in the bin obviously
but it doesn't hurt anymore
my finger's fine
all's okay
yeah
I did
I knew it was going to happen
but it got flagged I guess
by the YouTube thing
for having gross content in it
but then I
I like applied for them to look at it
and they were like
oh no it's all right
it was alright in the end
they're okay with your finger
it's not too explicit
it's not bloody it was just dry
so it's not like actual cut
it's just like the aftermath
which is okay
yeah well to be honest
I wasn't sure if it was that
picture or the
thumbnail. Did you guys see last episode's
thumbnail? Yeah, there's nothing
wrong with that.
What do you mean?
There was nothing wrong with it, though.
I could see someone at YouTube
looking at that and being like,
hmm. Oh, yeah, because
it's Yard Leto shooting himself in the face.
Well, it's the combination of sniff this
and the glove.
Like,
Yeah, it's what everyone thinks of, but...
Some Prayer 07 has a final comment.
Summinger last episode once again called himself the only Latvian viewer.
Even though a couple of weeks ago I made an entire post about how I'm also a viewer from Latvia,
I challenge you to a do-da-da-da-dual.
Anyways, thank you, Jha, for being here for us and providing so much entertainment.
Live you all.
Well, sorry, we don't accept your thank.
We're going to continue to do it without your fans.
Yeah, we reject your thanks.
Yeah, we reject your thanks.
And we're just gonna pretend that there is only one Latvian viewer.
I guess that's the only way, isn't it, James?
Yeah, I'm Latvian.
Topics, guys. I've got one. It's nothing too huge.
I don't know if one of you guys wants to go first though.
Well, I'm gonna say my base take then.
You've given me an opportunity here just to say, right?
I put a lot of thought into this recently.
we'll get to why it wasn't a lot of thought it was like three minutes
yesterday they I would like the sequel trilogy of the Star Wars films that's
7 8 and 9 be retconned just gotten rid of fuck it just just get rid of them
forget it all of it fuck it this is this is interesting this is a big
discussion in the Star Wars community it has a base I think I think they
fucking blow you know after watching the Mandalorian
I don't, is that, is there anyone in this, in this room, proverbially speaking, who doesn't
want that spoiled?
I don't know, James, do you give a shit?
What about?
Mandalorian, I don't know if you've watched that.
I'm never going to watch the Mandalorian, because I don't like Star Wars.
I don't think there's anyone who hasn't, do you think, it's probably best not to, I don't
know, is it spoiler still to talk about the Mandalorian season two?
I feel like it's been spoiled for anyone that didn't want it spoiled for.
So, yeah, well, I'm going to spoil it now.
Just skip ahead, like, a few minutes, you know.
Yeah.
Watching fucking Luke Skywalker slice and dice his way through loads of robots and all that bullshit.
I was like, yeah, you know, fuck, yeah, that's Luke Skywalker.
I do not give a fuck about what they were doing with 7, 8, and 9, and Luke Skywalker.
I just came around yesterday.
I was like, yeah, you know what?
Fuck, yeah, that was childhood hero, Luke Skywalker.
That's Luke Skywalker.
I just don't want to, I don't give a shit about what's seven, eight and nine.
I'm sad now, Luke Skywalker.
That sucks.
It sucks.
It sucks because they didn't even commit to it in the end anyway.
So like, whatever.
All of it just sucks.
They were just, you know, all the dark themes of eight.
Nah, forget it.
Forget it.
It was all out of the window and nine regardless.
So, yeah, just get rid of them.
Just get rid of them all together.
They didn't really do anything.
What do they do, really?
They didn't please anybody in any way.
The Manelorian pleases people.
I reckon the sequels actively make,
the game was worse
yeah I think they make it worse
the thing with the prequel
is the I find it
it can't really affect the
he tried his best
like making Darth Vader be the one that
created C3
what the fuck is his name
C3PO yeah
C3 1PO
sorry yeah C1PO
like the stuff George Lucas
did with the prequals was stupid but you
can ignore a prequel in my mind because it doesn't you you the future of like
Luke Skywalker isn't affected by the prequels but it his future is affected by the
sequels and like knowing what comes after when watching four five and six it makes
it harder to palette in my humble opinion yeah the only the saddest part is though
retconning it's like too late now they've wasted their one chance but they're not
gonna get the original cast back together in any way it's like an impossible thing
I just know it just don't have anything different just get it just get rid of it
I'd rather there was nothing than that yeah cast it out of law yeah yeah because
like this and even going down the like multiple universe thing as well some
people theorize that would be a good way to do it but like once you go down that route you're
never coming back just stops meaning anything anyway timelines and time travel and yeah yeah i don't know
maybe we just maybe just forget about them move on just watch what's important
and that's the clone wars i mean when i think about the mandolorean and i think about
seeing those people, those characters in the Mandalorian, doing what they're doing,
Luke Skywalker being in it, just sort of, I don't know, not really characters, but just,
you know, episode plot, you know, people that just die and stuff like that.
Yeah, that's quite a bit more Star Wars to me than like Daisy Ridley running around with
the yellow lights.
Why was Luke not in those movies?
Why was he not in all three?
It's weird that he was in one.
he should have been the focus
it should have been a major character
they should have started on him
I don't think a passing of the torch
really works when
the torch is passed like
back to the old characters
it's meant to be a sequel
right to episode 6
and then you start with
two characters that you just don't know
it was all designed around
like
the
hype
yeah the link
was the villain
yeah
but they didn't even give
what's the last
shot of episode six
surely it's just Luke
just standing
like doing something
yeah
with the ghosts and stuff
yeah why was he not the first shot
of the new one
it was like well
here's our where's our hero
or at least in the first
like 15 or so minutes
like here he is
back
doing something else now
God
yeah
I just it was a
I came around on it yesterday
I couldn't believe it that I became
one of those people
which do you think is the best
sequel though
Rogue one
Shut up
that's actually a prequel
Yeah
I don't know
because I haven't watched any of them
in quite a while
I've only watched the last Jedi once
and I've watched the Force Awakens twice
and I've only watched
half of the Rise of Skywalker, so.
So it's not
Rise of Skywalker.
Yeah, it's not Rise of Skywalker
that we can establish
that much.
I remember the Last Jedi being
visually, at least a very
enjoyable time, for sure.
It's all I remember about it
is sort of that.
I think it's probably my favorite
Last Jedi.
I mean, it certainly has some good
lightsaber moments.
know yeah yeah that's that's pretty good yeah the story of all three uh end up being like
just pointless throwaway so it just comes down to like yeah that bit was directed well that
was a fun like visual effects sequence like storyboarded well it's just down to that like
the music isn't even there so no in any of them i do really appreciate mark camel like
really trying even though
he knew it was bullshit
mm-hmm you can tell
he really gave it as all still
Vogue 1 is the best Star Wars movie
oh fuck off
it can't be the best it's got
it's the best of the recent ones
and that's fact
don't even start you know that's facts
you can't argue facts
facts don't care about your feelings
fuck sake
well I got a topic
if we're done with that one
yeah I just wanted to make my
based his take based so there's uh there's some controversy in the lego community
oh my god um there's been like a vote to celebrate the 90th anniversary of the lego group um
so they're going to release like a set based on whatever wins the vote um so the vote went down um
And I'll snag the top three.
So we're including things like all the old classic themes.
Rock Raiders, Black Knights, Aquazone, anything you could imagine, you know, along these lines.
But it boiled down to these top three.
Number three, Pirates.
Number two, Classic Space.
And in came in at number one.
It was Bionicle.
Bionicle won the vote.
so I've kind of got a
I don't know
is it a philosophical issue with this
um
philosophical
yes
bionicle
is a meme
so it's skewing the vote
already
the meme appreciation for bionicle
I want to say has skewed the vote
so bionicle has won the 90th
anniversary Lego celebration
instead of something like
rock raiders something
important
like Pirates
Oh, that is all
Was Pirates important?
Yes, Pirates is
quintessential Lego
Yeah, I do even agree
But what this is, it's just
Boaty McBoatface
is what this is
It's a meme answer
That people are making win
When that shouldn't be the case
Like with Boatim McBoathes
They didn't name the boat
That because it was a meme answer
I think they should get rid of it
Bionicle doesn't deserve to win
That's my
No, I'm just gonna have to accept the loss
because Bionicle was just so popular
but
it was a good year
some good stuff in there
Lion Knights
Dragon Knights
Space Police Jim
Space Police Bionicles
Ice Planet
Is this all Bionicles
No this is just
This is what was up against Bionicle
Oh
What they were just like they brought back
Set they were going to do the special sets then
That's what you're saying
like based on one or whatever wins the vote or whatever oh that sucks
no i think rock raiders should have won well yeah we have to accept we're in the minority
there though jim with the rock raiders so yeah just i mean i mean i assume it has to be
lego stuff that's like original lego stuff obviously like it couldn't just be the like star wars
Lego is obviously massive, but that's Star Wars.
Bionicle needs to be in its own category.
Yeah, I agree.
Is that where the philosophy comes in?
Yes.
Yes, I guess deeper.
What really is a bionicle?
When you think of the Lego, like, the Lego brick, you know, Lego, you think of the Lego brick.
And nowhere on a bionicle is there the Lego brick.
It's just like this horrible bastard of an action figure and technique.
yeah loads of custom pieces
it barely falls inside of Lego
I think and and the philosophy of what makes Lego
Lego like the most enjoyable Lego builds to me
are things that are primarily bricks
the moment there is anything non-brick
involved I'm immediately like no I don't really give a fuck
kind of bad not fun
annoy it just pinch my fingers or something
yes true
true James did you have any opinion
Barnacle Bad
Lego good
Bionicle is Lego
Fuck
I'd never say
Bionicle is bad
No
I think Bionicle's pretty
It's hard to say
I loved it as a kid
Like it's better than like
Action Man and stuff
Shut up
Shut up
No that is a fact
I'm sorry
If you want to have
Like an action figure
Then Bionicle's the way to go
That's just it
I'm afraid
Sorry dude
No
Wong
Yeah, it's way better than action, man
I'm just, I completely disagree
Hold up, hold up
Oh no
When Jamie says hold up I'm instantly on edge
Because I know what's going to happen
Okay, so I proposed
Um
Proposed
To James
A
I proposed to James
A theoretical
Right
So I said
theoretically
if I were to
pass before my time right
if I were to die young
and wrote my will
and
said when I die
I want James to own the pisser
my car my shit car
I want James to own the pisser and I want it to be his
main vehicle
that he uses to travel I want that to be his car
you know
right
how does he get to work
he uses the pisser
how does he go to the shops
he uses the pisser
that's what I want
my
my literal dying wish
is this right
and James said he wouldn't
abide by it
Jane said he wouldn't
he said he'd keep the car
but he wouldn't use it
no
no no I'm coming from a completely
different standpoint
because if you died
and it's your wish
for me to use the pisser
the car would be so sentimental
I wouldn't drive it
because if I crash it
my lasting memory of you
would be destroyed
if I leave it in a garage
I'd be able to have
it would be there
the sentimental value will be there
and I could make it
like as spotless as possible
to go down in the history
is like the most perfect condition car
and I'll drive it in the summer
and you know it'll be like that
I won't use it every day
because I could crash
you know that's it's not i'm not
it's not i'm not coming from the viewpoint that i don't want to
use it because i don't like it
you think it's special it's luxury
it's special okay
that's my point right
but the whole reason you have it
in the first place is because
it's meant to be your car
like my dying wish
is for you to drive it every day you know
then then i'm gonna have to disagree with your
dying wish because your dying wish is just stupid
i mean to be fair you'd be dead anyway so it's not like there's a lot you could do
about it. Well, no, it's not
about that. I just want your guy's
opinion on whether you think James
is immoral or not.
Do you think James is a bad
person for this?
You should have prefaced in his will that he
has to drive it until it's no
more, until it's dust.
He'd just do laps of like the
M25. Yeah.
He was fucked. Just leave it
somewhere. That would be fair enough. Yeah, that's
the contract fulfilled.
but
no as it stands
James doesn't give a shit
about my dying witch
surely if that's
if that's how the contract is
if I'm leaving the fifth of Rubin in my will
if I could just drive it off a cliff
because it would have been driven
off a cliff till it to its end
like straight off after you dead
fucking straight out of the fucking church
whatever instantly driving off a cliff
I'm fulfilling my contract then
don't be Jamie would never have his funeral
in a church
yeah okay in a strip
Club then.
Straight out of the fucking Dream Lounge, the Swindon.
The Switters, the Switters strip scene is pretty big these days.
Don't docks the Dream Lounge.
Is that what it's called?
Dream Lounge?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's by, like, um...
You can watch the scum filling up the Dream Lounge by your...
It's a Premier...
...fifteen wings.
It's a Premier Gentleman Club.
It is, though.
in there. It's great.
We've got an Instagram account.
Does it?
Yeah. There's some pictures
of some of the
women who work there
and some memes.
Just sort of like
just sort of like
norm memes. Street Club memes? What the fuck?
I'm going to close it now. They're hiring
though, or they were anyway.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
New jar career. New jar set.
A new career in a new town.
Yes.
New career in an old town.
And Swind an old town.
Well, where were we?
Why are we talking about the dream?
Did you answer the question, Alex?
Do you think James is moral in refusing my dying wish?
I'm sorry, I'm just looking at the Dream Lounge Instagram.
I need to look at the Dream Lounge.
Are you mesmerized by it?
There's the one,
it's like a video game meme
I don't
I don't understand
They're going like to gamers Alex
That's their
Man walks into bar
Lucky bastard
Sorry Jim what's your question
Do you think James is a moral
Um yeah for not driving it till it's dust
Hmm
Okay thank you
But here's the thing
Like what
If
Because there's gonna
When I die
My car has to go somewhere
but the condition is you have to street race it at maximum speed
maximum velocity
so you join you in um
yeah in the afterlife as soon as possible
what world do you guys live in a way
you like leave instructions
for people like
but like you have to fulfill
like this contract
which I was getting a Netflix
deal where it's like the English
13 reasons why
it does sound like a
sitcomy idea
like why wouldn't you
like you might as well make your death fun
for someone
yeah
what the hell do you mean by that
just hope I don't die to mo
because you're going to have some wacky shit to do
what you write in the list tonight
yeah I've already
written it
but if you're not planned
your will. Yeah, do you not know what
will is, Alex?
It's like if I'm going to
because obviously with your will you have to
you sign off your belongings
but it's just like, no.
If you want my belongings
you've got to do something, you've got to earn it.
Yeah. So like, why just be a little bitch?
You'd be like, oh, here's my house. I think I just
forego the belongings and just be like, you know, well
that's an unreasonable task.
No, but you can't. I've got like a keeper
who's keeping the things. No, my
my one's more like um you get the belongings but there's a catch
yeah but the catch people ignore the catch you've got to have someone to enforce the contract yeah
you just um they pay for them on the black market or whatever
so you just bribed them yeah sure well i'll think of a plan don't i i got that under
control well uh any other notes before we go into the mid break
for a M.E.
This is just a brief one.
I've been re-watching something that I've watched
eight years ago.
Attack on Titan.
Season one.
It really, it has aged incredibly well.
The animation is still fucking just
gorgeous. The animation is so
fucking good. That whole
first season has lived up. It's like,
is just as good. Everything about it is great.
The music. The OST is
generally fucking incredible
by Hierarchy Suano
I believe
the whole thing is just so good
and I'm having a great time of it
because I'm just going to try and finish
the whole series now that the last season's airing
but season one has lived up to
what I remember and I don't know
why people hated it when it came out
because it was popular
it was popular yeah
because it's so good
it's worth of you want anime is
anime is like a niche thing
so the anime is don't like it when
something really
popular because it's like this prevailing
symbol of anime.
That's not fair. That's not what anime is.
There's not enough fucking boobies in this one.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we actually have a question about
attack on Titan, so we might talk about it
a bit more later.
We will wait and see.
Maybe we won't.
Well, there's
Mass Effect, but other than that.
That game's shit.
Mass Effect trilogy, being re-released
cool, pretty cool. We've acknowledged it.
There we go. Everyone.
And it's going to soak.
Shut up.
They're all going to be
what they were before. I actually read
about why Pinnacle Station's not in it.
And I know why.
It's because the data is corrupted.
They can't do anything with it.
But that's a good thing.
Pinnacle Station is fucking shit.
BioWare reached out to the
smaller dev team of a
particular studio, I forgot the name, who actually made
Pinnacle Station. And our
them like, have you got it? Have you got the original
files? And they did, but it was
also corrupted as the story.
Maybe it wasn't corrupted. Maybe they were like
actually everyone. They all
just sort of agreed. This expansion just sucked.
So it's just like so it's
corrupted, not put it in the game. It's like better.
Like Mathspect is better off without pinnacle
station. Yeah. God, I've
played it so many times. Yeah.
Is that the one with the like time trial
thing? Yeah, it was like wave defense
and shit. Oh, sucked.
No, it's
it was stupidly different.
difficult as well. Like generally
really fucking difficult.
I did it much later on so
I had like
frictionless materials
rank a million and just fired forever
so it's fine for me
but I just did to the
no because it's the ones because there's a whole bunch
there's like wave defense ones but there's one
where you have to sprint
to all these checkpoints
and it's like a race
but there's loads of enemies spawn in all the
areas but they're like really
He's got to be a pro.
Yeah, he's got to be a pro.
Yeah, it takes time, but it's stupidly difficult.
It's got to be a pro, you know, just to be a fucking pro.
I am a pro.
Okay.
Well, we see you after these messages.
Um, hello, this is me, Argi.
Oh, you do realize that there are Bebo shirts available, right?
Take a look at the really cute shirts.
Look in the description or under the video.
Ended a video for more.
What the fuck is there?
That was the pen.
That was the Billy pen.
No, it's Billy. She's on my lap.
Hi, Billy!
That's so horrible.
Billy.
What was that Billy?
Oh, that's so loud.
That's horrible.
It starts and then it gets to the peak and it just got it.
It was the aim of the game, aim of the game.
It's really a meow where you only hear the start.
Yeah.
Start?
Yeah, it cuts out when it peaks.
I'm like quinting.
I'm like squinting. My eyes, I'm like...
I'm like...
I had to tell my headphones down.
It's too much for me.
He's like watching a Minecraft video.
What?
I turned it off. I like it.
What James song can I sing this one?
Um, James song? Oh, there's no James song.
Do you want to do, um, I am Iron Man, James?
Ah, C,DC.
Don't.
Don't.
I am Iron Man.
I love it when Robert Dony June delivers that line in that exact way.
Right, the end of end game.
I am Iron Man.
Snap.
Snap.
I don't... I don't...
He says the word. Snap.
I don't think I've got the energy for this jarcast
Okay, James
What do you mean, we'll just get it on
Okay, see guys, Maltese's energy
No, you little snitch
Hopefully I can do some big farts today
Shut up
Into the mic this time
I may believe we're pancakes for dinner
You didn't? Yeah, I did
You didn't? Yeah, I fucking did
No, you fucking didn't
I send you a picture, but you just laugh at me
He did have pancakes
because he shared them with me.
Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.
This is the part of the show where we go over to Patreon,
and we thank them.
So, big thank you too.
Ad, dad, dad, dad, that's how the fuck you sound, you drunk and hot girl, yeah.
Snort.
Minga dinga Wingerton cum bucket, James.
The fucking bastard deliberately deleted my name in order to censor me.
Margaret Fatcher versus a boa constrictor.
Fancy Nancy, Kingdom Sharts Wee, Lil Ducky, Big Chungus,
Freddie Fasbe's Concubine, Absorboloff, Grand Tampons,
Two T-Rex is trying to 69 but chomping their dicks off the ferret.
Chrap out the hood, but I stay in the burbs.
The shite Morrison's in the weird end of Chippenham.
Salad 546.
I forgot to change my name last week, so now I'm stuck at a...
It's stuck in a perpetual.
state of feeling like I let the jar boys down.
Why did none of you go to Morty Press the amateur
virtual photographer's funeral?
Another artist died before his work was appreciated.
Adam McRide.
Krusty Kamakaze.
If James is pisser dick, who is shitter-ass,
come.
All the other kids who have pumped up
kicks, better one, better one,
out won my clunge.
How are you broadly?
Hey, Vsosos Michael here.
Where are your mingers?
Big Cheezer.
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ah james that picture made me horny
oh no sorry reuben
reuben's horny which brings us to the second
part of the jar media
corncast where we answer questions from
reddit the most horny website there is
yeah head over to the jar media one
if you want to leave us questions
for us to answer
snake rule
has our first one.
What's your Minger's
favorite fictional worlds?
Ooh.
This is a good question.
I mean
I mean
favorite, I mean, I guess
favorite for any reason.
Yeah, favorite for any reason.
Not like, you know, nice to live in,
but like, yeah.
Yeah, highest quality.
I guess highest quality would be a good one,
yeah, because otherwise there are loads
that I like.
It's like every game that I really like
or every film I really like.
really will hear that one well I feel like an important thing for this question is like
because it's talking about a world I feel like the more content there is in this fictional
world the the more real it sort of feels I will say one of my least favorites is skirm
elder scrolls yeah I'm just sticking that in there you're just being inflammatory
For the very start
It starts nice and low
We're going to feel like Morrowland
Why not Skyrim?
You don't like Morrowland
I mean
I was going to say
With video games
I guess
It's easier to really like a world
In a video game
Because you spend more time with it
Yeah yeah
That's true
You spend time
Sort of in it
You know
Yeah you know
Sort of thing
Sort of thing
You're moving around
The geometry
Like for real
yeah okay well i'm gonna say one um i think that the world of metro is
fucking cool as hell that shit is realized that shit's fleshed out it's it's grim and
horrible and uh based yeah i feel like it is it's grounded in its own reality it's like
yes these are the rules of this world yeah and it's it's you don't get to see that in much
fiction at all like the perspective of like post-apocalypse pretty
But Russia, Russian post-apocalypse? Awesome. Awesome idea.
From a very small perspective, you're like, you move slow, just because of the way the game as well, it's you move very slowly, you're very heavy, very human feeling in it.
You know, just little things to make that world for more real, like the gas mask and wiping off the stuff off the gas mask and changing your filters.
Just shit like that makes that world feel like a world that you can engage with more, I guess, and therefore appreciate more.
yeah totally do you have any
Alex
probably
the borderlands
work
that's down in the
depths with
with Skyrim and Elder Scrolls
I love the world
of Star Wars
yeah
no I was going to say
if you'd have asked me
like around the release of the sequel
I wouldn't have said Star Wars
but with Mandalorian
I'd definitely say Star Wars
for sure
for sure
the Mandalorian
makes Star Wars
it's so much better
it enhances all my favorite parts
about Star Wars
yeah
just shit like
like the Mandalorian
there's a scene with Bill
Burr
who's an ex-imperial
and they're like
there's all these imperials
interacting
without just being like
stormtroopers shooting
yeah yeah
it's like
oh so they sort of have
like their own culture
and shit
it makes it
it feel richer
it's more the original movies
that cement it for me
I just have such vivid memories of being a kid
and watching them and
there's so much detail in those movies
just the random
like props and stuff in the background
that has like some dedicated page
and the Wikipedia stuff
it like really captures your imagination as a child
yeah for sure
the the
grittiness of it really helps
of the original trilogy. Yeah, it's all like
used, yeah, it's like the equivalent of
like a bin of used iPhones
but they're all like quirky droids
and stuff. Yeah.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I think
that the
world of Fanof Fantasy 13
What is the fantasy
answer? The fantasy
answer, well Lord of the Rings
is like the obvious one. Lord of the Rings
or The Witcher for me
I like the Witcher
is probably my favourite
but you have to shout out
Lord of the Rings
The Witcher
just brings a lot of that great European folk lore
into the fold
There's a lot of really horrible and grim
European folklore out there
From what I understand
the Witcher
universe sort of exists
like in law
in like conjunction
with our own.
Yeah, like, the humans in the Witcher universe are humans from Earth that were just, like, somehow put in this other place.
But the stuff they do with the rules of the Witcher, like, how certain monsters come to be,
and the political landscape of the different.
regions
there's a lot there in that universe
yeah
James what's your favorite fictional
world
it's hard to say
but like the obvious answers probably
I don't I can't think of a game
where it's like I'm furious
that's not fiction that's real life
like Lord of the Rings
I love Lord of the Rings
that's just that's the only answer
yeah Lord of the Rings is a good answer
Oh, Assassin's Creed
No
No
Assassin's Creed Unity specifically
Yeah, I love the way they
Expand on the fictional world
In Assassin's Creed Unity
I have a genuine one
That I really have to shout out there
I can't believe
I've got a Jenny one
I've obviously got a shout out
I'm surprised I didn't say this first
But Mad Max
Yeah, there you go
Hmm
Hey guy
Uh, what? No, that's wrong. Sorry.
Yeah, it makes Australia almost seem like a real place, just through some movies.
It's actually insane. I really respect these films.
Almost.
Yeah, well, obviously it's all bullshit.
Metro is my apocalypse, you know, that's my one.
I like what Metro is doing.
A fool-only Vegas.
Oh, piss off.
No, that was ruined by Fallout 4 and 3.
276
and thought out New Vegas itself
M super heat
M super C hot D
says
can we
can we get each of the cast members to do their best
American accents doesn't matter if it's
Texan, Bostonian, New Yorker
whatever
whatever y'all each feel you can do the best
pretend y'all are going
undercover and you've got to lose
the British accent completely
I don't know this
this sort of just comes out
James give first James give first
Why do you mean
The things I don't have an accent
I don't sound British
I do
I hate it when people say I don't have an accent
I don't know I don't have like a
Yeah you do
No okay accents I don't have the local
dialect of our area
None of us do
Yeah I don't have that
I probably do the most
so what i okay so this is this is my renowned attempt at accents
say something an american would say um i'll meet you at chate for low
no wendies or dumbliz hey i'll meet you at wendies
That was pretty good actually
You sounded better than Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs at least
Alex
I was going to have a go
I just really wanted the setup to be like
Oh hey bro do you want to come with me to a Chick-fil-A
And it's like but it's Sunday bro
And that's like the end of the exchange
Alex I need to hear yours
Yeah go on
What is your
Do you want to say
where your accent sort of is, what region first, or just sort of...
I'll just go into it.
Howdy, my name is piss your dick.
No!
No!
I shouldn't have got you to go first, because nobody can top that now.
I'll go second, I should say.
Be like a cool hacker guy.
Yeah, like...
Alex, give me a loan from Mr. Robot.
I just hacked your world.
I just hacked your world.
Oh, that's a hack fraud impression.
Did you do an impression?
Not really.
I just sort of did a little voice, but I have to hear myself.
I'm taking one ear off so I can hear my own voice.
Give me something to say.
Well, hello there.
You can say it like that.
You'll say, well, hello there.
Do a Boston, Jim.
That's not possible.
No, Boston's easy.
Do it.
Hey, I'm walking here.
Are you some kind of Jebrody?
I think...
I think if any of us were to be undercover in America, Alex would sneak through.
Have you got a double life there already?
A Texan life?
A piss of life and a dickloat.
Um...
The toothpaste eater has one for us.
If you switched bodies with each other, what would be the first thing you would do?
Spin time, Paisley.
Don't have to be in my body to do that.
But whose body am I swapping with?
Just whoever it's just random.
Whoever it was, I would just go and do a poop really.
I was going to say I'd like, I'd just sort of leave something weird in their pocket or something.
You know, like, just sound really.
thing you do you do that's not the first thing the first thing I do is so all their
pockets closed I mean I wouldn't be like oh yeah I really want to see what
their cock and balls are like I sort of wouldn't have an interest in that you know I
just don't really want to know like I'm good without it you know that's their
cock and balls you know just because I'm piloting their flesh right now doesn't
mean you know maybe I don't know maybe if the hair was getting a bit long I
take them for a nice haircut you know I'll be like yeah so when they go that vein if I got any of your
bodies I'd shave all your hair off and then be like this is what it's like mine would be uh I
would use whoever's nose it is to breathe oh yeah well I just did it then even except so I could
see what it's like to breathe out of the nose properly I got to say actually I find that I think
I'm allergic to either the black mold
or the dust in this flat, so
I don't get to breathe properly
often.
James, do you get to breathe
properly? Yes.
I don't.
Why not?
Um,
I don't know.
It's just always going like
you know, stuff in there and stuff.
I'm fucking.
James, do you have anything for this body switch bullshits or should I move on?
Well, it's like anything, what I can do with my body, you can do with your body.
Like, there's no unique experience I'd get by shopping with your bodies.
I mean, it's really boring to say, but I would, if I got James's body, I'd have to know if he's been making the thing up or not.
Yeah.
How would you, what, do you take a picture?
What would you do?
I can just end it to the group chat if you really want it that mad.
No, I don't, it's just like I could know.
You know?
Yeah, but you'll just see it on a wecked.
Then I get the Dream Lounge.
Yeah, go to the Dream Lounge.
So then everyone sees me, Jar James in the Dream Lounge.
You just ruin my reputation.
Everyone in Swindon knows you as Jar James.
they'd say
ha ha look there's jar james going into the dream lounge
with a massive direction
he sure just have a turgid one doesn't he
that jar james
dragon kid has one
settle this great debate
is family guy funny
yes
yeah it's only got some funny moments
yeah I'm
I'm genuinely gonna have to have
I'd say yes.
I will say family guy.
It has its moments.
It does have its laughs.
Doesn't it, Jim?
Yeah, I mean, we've all seen good episodes.
We've all seen bad episodes.
At least it's just not the violence and sex on TV.
Have you guys
Have you guys ever watched Mr. Enter's
Family Guy reviews?
No.
He gets like
genuinely
Like
It seems like
Personally insulted by
Um
By episodes of Family Guy
Like he's
Out of everyone he hates Brian
Because he thinks he's like an asshole
So he's not based then
Yeah that's quite cringe
yeah so watching these reviews is quite surreal because it's like just taking family guy so seriously talking about it in this way it gives it so much like credence so it's just yeah it's a bit much james yes yes it is it is funny yeah i love family guy the fuck is what was going on
I don't want to know.
Do you really just say that?
Yeah, maybe I won't inquire anymore.
It looks like somebody swapped with James.
They're in his body.
One trait farta has one.
If you had any children of your own Sunday, would you slash when would you allow them to use the internet?
Would you restrict and monitor their usage or would you let them use it freely?
Something I'd be interested to hear.
Cheers, lads.
Never.
Yeah, never.
I'm happy with it being never.
Everyone but them in the house
would be allowed to use it.
I would let my child use the internet,
but in a very like,
not so much monitored, but just restricted
capacity in test in terms of how much time
that you can be on that sort of bullshit for.
You know, but not for a while.
Like, you start with something nice and simple,
you know they can play some fucking video games by the time they're like five or whatever
but only for about an hour or whatever a day or every other day or something
don't want them like getting hooked on that shit at a really young age because obviously now
you know so yeah the child can you know they play video games but you don't want them getting
addicted to it because like i'm a 23 year old and i play games like destiny and shit
there's a highly addictive games because games are often like they're designed to be in a much
more predatory and aggressive way now than they were before.
Oh, yeah.
So a child, like a little child that's five, with a dumb five-year-old brain,
is going to get hooked on anything.
Like, fucking any piece of shit mobile game is going to get his claws into their stupid
five-year-old brain.
And you can't have that.
So you've got to restrict their access to it.
Same goes for the internet.
But, like, really, what the fuck is a kid going to want to do on the internet?
It's the sort of thing where you, you know,
you'd have to introduce them to it in a way
that's very, but you can use it as
this incredible tool for finding things
out, you know, not like
his social
media on an iPad,
get going.
Because I hate, I
fucking hate seeing children
on my iPads and stuff.
I just wouldn't want an iPad
kid, and I would never let that happen
because it's just
gross.
See, I'm, I
I'm in a weird thing with this because obviously I'm an uncle and my sister has like young kids
and one of them like they've got iPads and one of them's been using TikTok and making
dancing videos so part of my mind's like people actually use TikTok to find these videos and
purve on that's actually like a thing that goes on so I'm like in a head in my mind I'm like
that's kind of really bad I feel like kind of weirdly like I want to tell my sister
that she should probably stop with that
because it's kind of
not good
the trouble is you don't want to alienate a child
when its peer group is doing that sort of thing
you don't want to
yeah
like I
personally if I had kids and it was
like
I
it would be difficult
because it's just like you can't
be too strict because then
they're going to rebel anyway
because kids do that I did it
but kids need to know
they can't have it too early
because it can fuck their brain development
up but then once they get it
they need to know what the right
and wrongs of the internet
because it's like right now if I had a son
he's fucking not going on 4chan
I would block 4chan from our
IP like nah
because the trouble is if he finds out about it
and then see as it's blocked
that's really too late. Yeah
I mean you said about the
the whole idea of people going on TikTok
to I don't know just
just look at children doing fucking
TikTok dances but
there are bad people everywhere and they're going to find
a way to get their sick
kicks one way or another
Yeah but it's like you want to
If the child is on TikTok
and it's just uploading dumb like a dumb
little video there's nothing explicit
You know I mean obviously
Like an eight year old child on TikTok
Yeah no that's like a very much
You know like the parents should be like
If the kid wants to use fucking TikTok
The parents should take an interest in an active role in their child's use of TikTok.
Simple as that.
And the privacy settings and stuff.
Because you can have the TikTok account, but have it not be public.
Yeah, you can just, like, the kid's friends, like, follow it and stuff like that.
And just keep an eye on who follows him.
We're like, who's this.
And also, oh, it's my friend, Janie.
I don't know.
I think that's what my sister does, which is a good thing.
I think you need to take those measures to ensure your kids' safety.
think that's the main thing
your child should be able to
sort of see experience these things
and understand these things that you do
but you should take an active role in it as well
because otherwise
until eventually that child's able to
go on and do it themselves
you know when I first started playing
fucking video games on a
on a PS1
my mum would like sit there
and like sort of help me with being able
to play these games and understand them
it's like a four year old or a five year old
playing
I don't know. You want your parents to be involved in stuff.
I remember wanting my mum to help me with games.
But the good thing about that, it has a knock on effect.
If you've got that connection and the interest when that young,
it helps them later in the teenagers because they've got that connection of your parents
to talk about more serious things like sex and fucking mental health
because you've got that open communication with those more serious subjects,
which I didn't have.
So it's like I would do what I would.
would do things differently if they were my kid
and create that at a younger age
if you get me
yeah I just know that the answer is not
to just try and hide
yeah or keep them from it
because like
yeah they rebel and like
people love taboos
year eight year seven was probably when I first saw
like the best gaw shit like someone in the library
somehow got it open on like the school computers
and shit like and 4chan and all this
edgy stuff all it takes
for like one kid in like
a school. You just have to hope
your child then talks to you
about that and I ask you to
you know if it was something really horrible
you know I mean
like I think of some of the like
just awful shit I have like seen
now like if I saw that as like a
13 year old that probably would have had
like a quite profound effect
yeah and I don't think I would have been able to
I don't think I would have been able to talk
to talk about that with like either of my
parents because I just wouldn't they have
understanding of that you know like they haven't seen anything like that because
this we only we've only seen things like that because of the internet mm-hmm
they didn't grow up with the internet and they can imagine horrible things and but
but they you know at worst they've seen the first 25 minutes of saving
private Ryan you know something like so it's not really it's not really
it's not really the same as like an ice-istice or something or because yeah yeah
yeah not to get the video like like demonetize
because I've said the trigger word.
But yeah, I've seen just, yeah, I don't,
I'm not even going to be able to talking about it,
but there's just one in particular that sticks out on my mind.
And I think about how that, like, 21 or something,
I remember seeing that, and being like,
and it's just, it stayed with me, like, how disturbing it was.
Yeah, I don't know, I think the point was just about,
if you were, you know, you see it in the library, best go.
Yeah, I think.
things like that. Yeah, just seeing that at a young age, like an even, yeah, would have been...
It would have fucked me up.
So I'm glad that I have that point of reference, so that if I do have children, I feel like I'm sort of more prepared for, you know, just whatever technological future there is, that my child, potential child would grow up and then my parents were, where there's actually quite a sharp divide in terms of the analog to the digital.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I can't even imagine what it's like for the parents that didn't grow up with the internet trying to understand their little kids, like on TikTok, like, it must just be a nightmare.
This conversation could go to a completely different thing, but I don't think I'm willing to take it there.
What do you mean by this?
Because we've got to acknowledge that kids are watching hardcore porn at a stupidly young age, you know, and that's fucking stupidly dangerous.
That's the thing, though, but you can't give like a 12-year-old a phone and not.
I expect them to, they're going to search for porn at some point, maybe not immediately, but they're going to...
Yeah, they are.
I don't know about you guys, but back when I started, it was very analogue.
So it's just like you couldn't access it the same way you do now.
So like kids are going in at a much high level.
And obviously that is just the slippery slope to generally unhappiness and fucking terrible addiction.
But there's a lot more to say about that than I'm willing to talk about now.
Yeah, man, it's difficult for sure.
I don't know how much guidance, like schools give parents and stuff nowadays.
Not very much.
Really, none.
Like, do you remember our search education?
It was like one fucking lesson in like one day.
In Britain, people are still afraid to come to terms with the fact that human beings have sex in a lot of...
In institutions, like in a kind of private...
Well, no, actually, no, fuck it.
There are a lot of people who still, like, sex is like...
I can't talk about that
That's gross
So
Well
Any thoughts Jim
Yeah man
Loads
What you're thinking about
Um
The Mad Max universe
Well speaking of Bloodcock
Um
Ask slash JAR Media says
Question for Bloodcock
Other members can answer to
What is the most realistic game you've
played when it comes to driving. I ask because as a former gun person, I really love when games
such as Battlefield 4 paid so much attention to weapon details and had some real-world specs
integrated into the stats of some weapons, also using these stats to balance the weapons within
the game. Details such as, well, they really went into detail on this comment. Details such as
bullet velocity, real-load speed varying for mag emptiness or fullness, and losing ammo wasted
when reloading in some modes, as well as the sheer amount of attachments available in
the game and how they vary depending on rail placement other attachments etc also when playing
driving games do you prefer a controller or have you played slash preferred a steering wheel controller
see there's i'm going to cut this question a bit and just say that i'm not going to talk
about simulation games because their whole thing is being as realistic as possible like he mentions
battlefield but armor is the simulation or like there's ones like that which a lot more squad as well
yeah so like i i'll i'll cut it and say the most realistic driving game that's not trying to be
the most realistic driving game because like there's so many there's such a large variety of like
pc car games where they're they do one specific thing or one specific motorsport to the highest
most real thing possible so if we talk about arcade games i might get i'm i'm gonna get
killed in one minute and that's GTA 4
has the best
driving
the driving in that game is generally
incredible
but you think it's realistic
it's fucking
it's great
pretending that it's not
it's not I agree
I like it a lot
it's got no but
like the thing with cars and driving
is things need to have weight
cars are weight
if you turn a corner quickly
it's weight moving
weight comes back
the same in GTA 5
by comparison
I like the GTA 4 because it just feels like things have weight
when you go when you smash into a fucking car
Nico goes flying across the fucking map
like it feels like there's actually physics there
not like GTA 5 I fucking hate the driving in GTA 5
it's stupid that's bullshit
no driving G2 5 is very fun
but I don't like it because there's no weight to it
I don't like driving cars when there's no weight
there's nothing it's just like a fucking
no physics just a box like
just a fucking box on
on whatever i don't know i'm sorry you're wrong you haven't played gtio 5 i just so
more i just like the fact that gtta 4 has weight like you could talk about fords
horizon because that is an arcade game and that does feel great it does but i just i think
weight's important and gta 4 does that quite well and i have i have tried to use a steering
wheel uh stuff it's only really good on pc and to get a good rig for it is
thousands of pounds you know because you I don't know if any of you have I don't think you have
but imagine sitting at your desk like probably are now imagine putting a steering wheel in front of
you with pedals that feels weird doesn't it yeah yeah so that like I've tried to do that and
I couldn't make it work because like when you get a proper like your steering wheel wig you get
a racing fucking chair you get a laid back racing position that's all set up properly and that's
thousands of pounds and I can't I don't have the space for it and I don't want to spend
the money on it. I've seen it for the flight simulator fans not necessarily flight
simulator as in the gameplay simulator but just flight simulators they it's some
ridiculous set-ups that people have for it like that's a tree because
obviously there's an intersection there between flight simulator and elite
dangerous but you have to dedicate rooms to that like that has to be your big
passion like you know this computer is the one that I use for flight
simulator and that's it right i can't i don't care enough to do it so i'll never do
steam well i always do play i'll play every racing game of a controller and i've done well
with them with a controller because i was a fucking try harder racing games at one point
yeah that's that's all i can really say about that yeah the thing is is it it really matters to me
is all I can say
I don't know man
the Halo 3 driving
is probably the most realistic I've experienced
yeah
no you're Wong
The Borderlands 2 driving is as close as it's
gone for me
I'm not just board driving
We have a
Chunker here from a
Billy and Cungers
who has an anaconda chungus of a question
first time ever asking a question
even though I'm a long-time viewer
but on episode 26 you mentioned watching Attack on Titan
I know it's a lot to ask but the manga for this final season
seems like it's going to be far better than the anime
due to that animation being worse because of the studio change
in certain scenes that are cut from the show
or wait for the Blu-ray version
I'm just going to skip that bit
I'm saying this because season
4, the story, is by far the best
season. It stops being about
hype fights and starts being about the story
and the characters actually have real
development and Erin goes from being annoying
to one of the best anime
protagonists and all the mysteries
get answered and the anime
might not do it justice. I think
even Rubin will like the story and character
development of this season as all
the mysteries are answered and it's
very well done. Look up
Attack on Titans season 2 and
outro as that is a similar atmosphere to the new season.
It goes from seemingly like a trash shonen's show to actually being sort of a masterpiece in ways
as all the stupid shit from earlier seasons that seems like dumb narrative stuff
actually turns out to be incredibly written as they are fully explained
and it stops being about dumb titan fights.
Just saying this because I'm a long time fan of the series
and I've always thought the characters have some
mysterious hidden depth that we don't really see.
see. Sorry, this is written
really strangely.
Sorry for the long question. If you read
this, just read the first
oh, just read the
first are important things as I don't know
how to probably pace a question.
So, well, consider this.
No, no, let me let me,
season one is hype and that's
all I care about. I want the hype.
That's what I was going to say, like, consider this.
I want the hype as fuck tight fights
and I don't give a shit about
any of the law or fucking stuff.
I'm watching an anime. I'm probably watching it just for some
stupid bullshit that only anime is going to give
me. What shows? I just
you know? What shows can you watch
where they're just giant fucking people
smashing each other's faces off and they're like
80 foot tall? I want
to watch that. I just want to look dumb shit.
When do you get like that one
bit in Attack on Time season one
where Aaron gets his jaw punched off
and then he slides his like dislodged
like head up to the arm?
Just like fucking oh my God it's so
fucking sick. I'm just saying like
yes. I watched that. I watched that. I
I watched that show god for five six seven years ago and I the second you said about that
I remember that exact it's so fucking cool it's so cool and because you're just like yeah he's
learning he's learning fucking get them I'm gonna say that I would it's iconic I'm afraid it's up
yeah yeah it's an iconic action scene yep it's an iconic show I'm watching it now and when the
First part when Aaron, because Aaron obviously gets yeated on the first episode, like third episode, he gets fucking yeated. He's dead.
And it's fucking destroyed.
And then when he's, oh, when he's not, it's so like, it's so hype.
Macassah's about to get destroyed out of nowhere. He just fucking decks this fucking huge tight in the face out of nowhere.
That's hype as shit, and it's so fucking cool. I love that.
You know, I'm sitting there watching the show and I'm like, oh, what's going on?
And then it'll be, and I hate, I fucking hate that, like, I'm like this.
but I'm like Captain Levi will just do something and I'll be like yes do that thing yes do this
this hype as fuck thing out of nowhere I don't even know why he's doing it I don't know where he's
come from but yes just kill it kill it in this way because you're edgy do it and I'm into it now
I've gotten so into just seeing that so I've actually been disappointed by the most recent season
I was going to say earlier but I said there was a question maybe or maybe that was something else
I don't know but I didn't bother mentioning it but now I'm gonna because you know we've come back
around to it. Yeah, I've been kind of disappointed
when I've been watching it, because I've been sort of like, this
show wants me to care all of a sudden.
What? I don't care, though. I just want you to
do, like, do the trick.
Do the little flip, you know? Just do
your fun little trick, and then fuck off.
All right?
But season one will
always go down as just like
a masterpiece, because it's just fucking
so good.
Season 4 is such a departure
from season one just by
it's a departure
from season three
no it's not like
any of them
it's not
it's such a departure
in a lot of ways
from the first three seasons
that
I don't really dislike it
but the most recent episode
I skimmed through
I just kept clicking
skip 10 seconds
skip 10 seconds
skip 10 seconds
because I was so
not really interested
in what was going on
seeing
this is why
if you just want hype
just watch berserk
watch guts kill people
it's great
well I sort of did want
I said about that
I asked you about it
like yeah well
is it good
should I
I've started it
yeah Jamie started it
what is it on anyway
what is it on
oh it's all on you
that was
yeah you said
yeah
dubbed and subbed on YouTube
you've got
yeah
I started the dub
and pretty quickly
went to subbed
because
that's
dub wasn't very good yeah it's not it's not good i mean the berserk is like as anime as anime comes
yeah but wait it's fucking great it's it's kind of funny as well so
they're like an intro yeah yeah it's got like an anime intro song and it's sung in it's
sung in english but by a japanese man yeah i was gonna say it's funny dude
it's really funny
the soundtrack in general
is just funny because it's been
memes yeah so hard
but so you
associate the music with the memes
and not the show
I can't listen forward to it now
because I don't it's really short
it's obviously it's an anime really easy watching
yeah like it's not perfect
animation it's aged of it but it has like
its atmosphere it has it its own style
and it's cool and the soundtrack
is great.
I realized a couple of minutes ago I said
do the thing, like it was Reddit
in 2013 or 12.
I didn't really mean for it
to be like that expression.
I was just like, you know, Captain Levi does
a thing was why I was getting like because he just
does all sorts of
you know, he's sometimes
Zedji, sometimes he's a quirky anime boy.
You know, just being a little bit cute and quirky.
But I'm into all of it.
What's my point? And I apologize
me using that fucking awful turn of
phrase.
That was a real big chungus mistake.
Oh.
We are an official
our gaming mod podcast,
so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
I was going to talk some shit on memes,
but I don't know what the recent one is.
I'm just seeing it fucking everywhere,
and I hate it.
Memes are terrible.
I hate memes.
Memes are not funny.
Memes only become good once they're not good.
Yes.
I mean, once they're
They're past their due date, you know?
Oh, yeah.
I just miss old memes.
Are you fucking making fun of me, Alex?
Do you want to say that to my face, bro?
The only thing funny around here
starts with a G
and ends with an F.
Gannon Dolf?
Gannon Duff.
No, the Golden Freddy.
Golden Freddy's not funny.
He's actually scary.
Can you explain something to me?
sure
why do you
all you do
every day is just
change your profile picture
to something really fucking weird
I noticed that
on Discord as well
you do it
on Twitter
majority you just keep changing
your profile picture
and making a tweet
saying you change your profile picture
that's all you tweet now
yeah because
Twitter's
Twitter's ruined
Twitter's just never the same
yeah
Twitter is pretty old
awful.
So the
best way to use it is to just change
your profile picture because it's the funniest thing
you can do on the app.
I've
I'm reaching
my limit with Instagram.
I'm basically
ready to just
nuke all of my
social media forever.
Really?
You need like some
TikTok?
No, Jim, shut up.
Yeah, I
big thumbs up to any
Facebook owned one
like fucking off
like Instagram can fuck off
yeah I need to delete my old
Facebook account I haven't used it in so long
be careful though if you have it like linked
Spotify I
oh fuck I might be
hang on what wait what
wait why would that matter
I think it can mess stuff up
really
No, no, no.
Yeah, I'm too scared to...
To do it.
I'm just...
I've got problems.
No, you can disconnect.
Wait, you're talking about Spotify right now, hang on.
Yeah?
The connection between Spotify and...
Yeah, no, you go into your...
I've just done it right now.
You can go into your Spotify settings and just disconnect from Facebook.
Oh really?
It's an option.
Just in settings.
Hooray!
Oh my God.
That might be new, because I've never noticed that before when I've been faffing around in these
settings any before yeah I don't know if I like made my account with like my
Facebook I think I did I've got problems so I don't know if they're forever
linked or what I've got problems it's got problems problems problems problems I mean
that was the last question if you guys want anything else to throw out I'm
just gonna say is I'm probably addicted to Instagram or some social media I can't
stop my mind just needs that fucking dopamine hit
Well, I think you're allowed to, you know, at the moment, it's not like we have a great deal of stimuli available to us, so.
Yeah, be glad we do have it, and it's not like the 90s.
No, I'm not glad.
I'd rather go back to the 90s, you know?
What, and with corona hitting, no, it'd be awful.
Yeah, like, friends for being on TV?
What year was friends on TV?
90s.
Was it?
Just friends on repeat.
is that what you want James
yes
you're implying I don't
already watch the funds on repeat
it's not called
yes you can stream it
at least you can stream the friends
whenever you want
whichever friend you want to see
Melman
I'm progressive okay
I don't know technology
James
do you want to end the episode then
of course I will
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Oh, smear.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Should we redo that episode?
It sucked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's just do it again.
I didn't really like the way you delivered that line about, like, Skyron.
Yeah.
I want to redo it.
Just redub the...
Yeah, I'll just send you all the audio,
and you can just do different takes.
be shone
just take
her to
her.
