JAR Media Posdact - Mel Drops By - JARCast Episode 268

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:39 Housekeeping 17:20 Weird Takes on CBD 23:17 Oscar Slapped Marty - Our Reactions 28:04 All Our Jokers 45:03 Mid Break 45:45 Oscar Boom Boom Smack 54:24 Trying to Evoke JAR 56:55 Letterboxd for James 1:02:08 Lego Selling Tips 1:05:07 The Halo TV Series 1:14:23 A GTA Subscription Service 1:31:26 Thoughts on New Joker

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to this episode of the Jam Media Podcast. I am your host. I am James. I'm the only one here. Today, I'm joined by Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. How are you doing, Mel?

Yeah. Oh, I love, love, I love to hear it, Mel. It's been often great to have you on. I've also got, I'm joined here by By who? You tell me, bro. Disembodied voice? Disembodied, sh,

and Mel Gibson here today with myself. D.B. Disembodied. We've had a string of episodes be flagged because we swear so much in the beginning. Oh, I just cut this all out. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and Jans, and welcome to the Jarwich of your podcast.

I'm James. Today I'm joined by Mel, Mel Gibson. Hello all. And I'm joined by Alex. I'm here, but I'm off camera because there are other things of import this time. Yeah, there's some very important stuff going on this episode. Yes, there's some very important things. Isn't that white?

Mel, can you establish the late patrons? stuff where we get too deep. I don't really know how all that stuff works. I'm old. So we have a Patreon. Well, with that out the way, let's give me that. Just before we get too deep into this show,

I'd just like to shout out the JAR Media patrons who keep this show possible for us to continue making. And also, you make the audio versions. The show possible. And things like early videos when they're available. Oh, my God. Can you not do that for the whole, like, episode? I can try.

Man, so, uh, another day, another dollar. Another day, another dollar. S-S-D-D. How are you guys feeling? Tired. Terrible. Fuck you. I'm really tired. I hate negativity of all kinds. I'm not negative. I'm really positive today. It's a Friday. It's a Monday. We're coming at you laugh on my Monday. It's a Friday Monday. It's a Friday Monday. Got everything covered. I'm doing great. Do you know who isn't doing great? Mel Gibson. No, he's alright. Yeah, I'm fine. Oh, Alex, how are you doing then? Well, I didn't quite direct the passion of the Christ, but.

I'm doing okay. That's lovely to hear. So how are we all doing this week? I wish I wasn't like post another cold. We've all been down with the flu as of late. Yeah, I guess it's just the new way. It's just how things are now. This is the thing.

The government put us in lockdown so they could put out like more viruses. Yeah, they're releasing more of them from their facility. Where'd you think all our NHS money goes, you know? Yeah, it's all a scam. It's all a scam. I'll tell you what's not a scam, though. And that's the very tangible and real dirt that needs to be cleaned up in the housekeeping segment.

Which, uh, we didn't do last episode because it was a gym jam episode. It was a gym. It was the best Jim Jam episode. The little Aki cameo, but that was too far. You literally walked in, covered in blood, and then started to hold a whole, debate about pussy. Yeah, and you loved it. No, it was pussy, yes. Yeah, let's do some housekeeping.

Let's round out some of the conversations from the previous episode or two. Megan's going to start us up for you with this was actually a private message to the Patreon saying, hello, JAR. I'm not sure if you respond to messages on here, but I have a question that's potentially quite

dumb. The question is simply, where do you gather the housekeeping comments from? Is it Reddit, YouTube comments, or from here. Or is it a wee mix? Just I've often went to leave a comment and join in on discussions in the past but ended up leaving it

because I wasn't sure where the best place to leave it was. I've been listening for so long and I've never known. Anyway, thank you very much for what you're doing. You're all timeless legends. Well, clearly you do know

because you're in the housekeeping bit. No, but to be fair, this is not a normal strategy to get, we don't normally take patron DMs as for housekeeping but what I was going to say is this got me thinking seeing this message or maybe maybe every 200 episodes or so we should

maybe like remind people how to actually how to actually engage in getting into housekeeping especially with what's happening with the subreddit at the moment and just just the general craziness if people if you give the people an actual reason of how to get into housekeeping it turns housekeeping into the Patreon segment

not the Patreon segment the Reddit question segment you kind of combine the two things so you don't not true yeah no that is absolutely true if you tell them oh if you leave a comment on a video

you might be on housekeeping well that's kind of the whole point of the question no no this is what's supposed to separate them and define them the YouTube comments that get featured in housekeeping are normally in relation to conversation

no this is what I'm saying and then the Reddit's more for like specific questions the subreddit for the reddit section so i know do you no jim uh or mel sorry um is that clear enough for you what does it matter like i'm just the temporary guy well because if you're temporary then you understand you're a good litmus test as to whether our rules make sense or not and so i pose that question do you do so what you're saying is if you want to get a in housekeeping you leave a YouTube comment

and if you want to be in the question segment you leave a Reddit question pretty much and as far as what subreddit to leave it on we have no idea ah slash fnaf no no no any way over there

crams left something of a similar note you guys should do a sick episode where you each contract a different illness and they compare and contrast your sicknesses isn't that just every episode of this one So Jamie this week he has Wisdom Teeth Alex has

diabetes and I have MMP Massive, massive penis No Medium Macwhite Procedure

We have a really Really really really really one From a Jack Diamond I know Axel is pretending to be sick because he's afraid to read high intellectual comments of the video now James must be punished sorry James role play you all have a Tamagotchi thing that lasts for eight years it may not seem like much at first but it eventually becomes your best friend and

treats you well even when you're not perfect at times seven years of adventure have passed now and you know you've got less than a year left with this wonderful AI how do you deal with that feeling of exhaustion and emptiness knowing it will be gone soon. What do you do? Get another one? Yeah. It's like a dog.

It's like a dog. Yeah, it's like a dog. You buy one, it's your best friend. It dies. You get a new one. Oh, my God. Oh, man. It's just like your friends.

Yeah. You buy one. It dies. You get a new one. Yeah, I'd say that answers it pretty clean. Just play Halo 4. This is just the story of that game, pretty much. And you become a psycho, a psycho instead of moving on.

We should, if it wasn't, like, absurd, it would be cool to have, like, a kind of turret system set up that is triggered by certain, like, buzzwords to encourage us stray from certain words or topics. You mean to have us executed whenever we bring up a subject? No, I'm saying, like, Nerf guns. So what you've got to do is avoid

like certain words like Halo 4 like Skyrim like Marvel Like bear and bear Not bare Here's an idea for your show guys Nickelodeon slime machine

You get Nickelodeon slime Slimed if you bring up any of those topics I would I would last the longest I would last the longest before getting slimed You'd be the first to bear better bear no no no no but you just said bear bear's not included

so what's included yeah why would bear bear be included I thought we like that I was about to say each one of us gets to choose one and James would choose bear and it would no James would choose pussy no I wouldn't choose pussy I choose all movies the subject of movies all together every movie

yeah because you two would get slimed every episode that's rich coming from your double episode we talked about Batman the whole time we had to make do okay nah oh because you were ill

you could be on the episode could you so what would yours be what would your choice be if mine's movies what would yours be something I'd be punished for by the slime gun

yeah you'd get slimed for saying hmm probably the word slime no that's old school yeah that's not fun well I'm feeling in the mood

I'm feeling in an nostalgic mood. I like bringing back old timers now and again, a bit slime goo and gunge. You know, just for the just for the old days. Eh? Eh? No, that would

be my one. Then we'd realize how much you fucking do it. You'd just be covered in slime all the time. Eh? No, I think addicts could probably last the longest because he's so weird with like

phrases and memes where he kind of goes to like he just switches them off yeah he just they they are a switch they're either on or off and once they're off they're never on again is how you do you just deal with things phrases what do you mean once they're off i never deal with things no they'll never go back on it's like a switch there's like there's like 1500 switches in your head and only ones allowed on at a time no i never it's it's more that like um mother nature never stops evolving man what's the current one

well you know you're saying bear bear that's not bear bear bear's fucking urani roy bear bear's fucking literally months old yeah it is uhlani loy

uhlani loy is it's fresh oh shit so last episode Jim mentioned like Einstein we both did we were talking about Einstein a bit oh yeah I saw this comment and Goosh night one says in the intro when you're talking about Einstein what I'm sorry to those listening the video components just too crucial for a lot of this one um something else is a fucking Mel Gibson's going full whoa over there.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck okay um did I even like read the comment in the intro when you're talking about Einstein a funny fact about him is that basically every single one of his really famous breakthroughs have and when he was young. And all the pictures of him when he's old were taken when he was not doing anything of note. So all the pictures we associate with him

are from when he wasn't even discovering anything. That was kind of exactly my point. If he'd have discovered all that stuff and not gone like old and stupid looking. Stupid looking? Well, not stupid looking, but just like... Crazy bad. Like Rick and Morty type shit.

Mm. You know? So you've got to become, Rick, you're saying. Yeah, you have to rickify. You have to rickify? You have to rickify. I'd prefer to mortify. Which would you prefer, James?

Come on, roll with this. You're your favourite show, right? My Rick and Morty talk is purely ironic. Oh man A chicken nug game play said This is up there for best jar episode ever Totally epic more Jim Jam please less Alex, thank you That's just horrible

Which one of you is, that's James Fart isn't it? No It definitely is No he's not Pastra me kick says All that brown in British food is making you lads ill you gotta get something else than greggs you know we're like stupidly healthy white we're like the peak british health isn't that white mel only way way protein mix it of your bc

aa boom no here's an actual mental trick for you boys trying to get ripped out there way protein mixed in hinds beans yeah on turn works no brown bread and normally you might have a bit of cheese on top of your beans masganer sprinkle some bulking masgain on top as a boom and obviously a little bit of creatine just sprinkle it like a little bit of salt yeah yeah like parmesan oh yeah like pepper well you want to be able to taste it you know what I'm saying creatine pepper The final question getting us going here for this segment, the three people thought Gordon Ramsey was in last episode's thumbnail. Did you see the last episode's thumbnail?

Yeah. On my phone. On your phone. Did it look like Gordon Ramsey on your phone? No. No. If Gordon Ramsey was in hostel. What was that? What do you mean? that the movie hostel oh i see because of the blood yes yeah the uh blood that's what's confusing

because that last episode with the blood thumbnail that's like fine for youtube but then um like the crazy frog episode where we say the s word um it's too far i guess what's the s word shit yeah shit right we can't say shit you can't say anything What about piss? Can you say piss? What about... You're only allowed to say two words nowadays, and it's Mr. and Beast. Those are the two words that aren't bound yet. Well, we're going to change that.

No, we can work with that. We got Beast. We can make Beast a controversial word. How are you supposed to make Mr? Well, not... No, is this one about the Beast, but not anything else. We make beast of profanity Right Let's do some topics

Um Do you guys have any? No No Yeah me neither Okay then We'll catch you after the second half of the episode No

I got one or two here One or two I can throw out there Um so I recently saw Batman No mm-mm no I wanted to mention something I noted down a few weeks ago something a little weird anecdote but got me thinking um I heard my my nan was struggling with like getting sleep right yes um so I went to like the CBD shop and got some tea bags they're like sleeping CBD tea bags they're like are the uh are the kind of like the ones you got me for Christmas? Yeah, the exact same ones, as a matter of fact. So you can look in the cringe mess,

if you want to see what I'm talking about, right? There's some of those in there. So I get some of these thinking it's like a nice little treat for my nan. Go around my nan's house or whatever. Give her up these teas, CBD teas. But then, uh-oh, I forgot. My nans a boomer. I forgot.

Fuck. C-B-D. Wait, is that not one of those sort of hemp-related products? I'm not sure... I've heard too much about the addiction side of this. That's so bad. And the reason she can't sleep is because she has an addiction to a prescribed drug. Yeah.

Yeah, which the docky was like... Yeah, this will help you, Nana. Yeah. that's not good I just thought it was interesting I mean that's like

that's like being afraid of paracetamol yeah because it's like in my mind writing chemicals off like that is like a weird way of viewing the world especially when you're already like a coffee enjoyer

yeah sugar enjoyer, all sorts of, like, an alcohol enjoyer. Mm. CBD tea bag enjoyer? Guess not. The irony being, like, out of all those things, I'd say CBD is, like, weaker than paracetamor. You feel it less.

Mm. No, I disagree with that. I'd say when you're feeling CBD the most, you're feeling nothing. You've not, I don't think you're used to CBD, like, in any way. because if I have CBD what I mean

what I mean is that CBD if you start taking CBD you're going to notice it more two weeks into taking it you've never really had consistent CBD yes I have

you've never had it like every day right yes I have yeah but who's having paracetamol every day what the CBD you drink it are those cans you get from shots no Alex got me the CBD pills the same one as you are I feel nothing

of them. And? There's still like a milligram... It's like 10 M.G per tablet. Yeah. You're just chatting bare shit, bro. I don't think they're the best representation of CBD. No, you're chatting bare shit.

Because if I eat a CBD cookie, I've fucked up. There's been times that I've been sitting... Maybe I'm just not a pussy old ting. No, you are a pussy old ting. Oh, CBD does nothing to me. No, you're being a bitch. I didn't... No, you're misinterpreting what I was saying. I didn't...

say the the best effect of CBD is that you don't feel anything you're calm you're relaxed yeah and it's not like a noticeable like whoa I'm feeling kind of crazy right now type thing it's just like hmm but I I feel nothing yeah but by saying you feel nothing it's as if it's had no effect that's how I in terms of that because I don't normally feel nothing Nothing. No, I win on a technicality. No, you lose on a technicality. You lose on a technicality.

Well, I'm not paying you that 50 pound because of technicality, so fuck you. No, there's no technicality to you get. Are we going to talk about this again? Should we talk about this again? Is that what we're going to do now? It is a nostalgia era. Let's just, yeah, let's just go for it. There is no technicality.

There is no way for you to get out of paying me 50 pounds other than just betraying your word and by me i mean jamie i will absolutely betray my word my word means absolutely nothing absolutely nothing wow the war on drugs more like the war on jar the war on drugs more the war on mel there was a war on mail there was a war on me Say me, do you mean Mel or Jim? Look into my eyes. That's what I'm doing. Who do I look like to you?

Mel Gibson. Thank you. A war on Mel. There was a war on Mel. This is the thing with celebrity. It's bullshit, man. We see celebrities are so privileged and so above us, you know? No, I seen them exactly thought they are.

Gods on earth. Yeah. Walking kings. Some are demigods, Jaden Smith, to your wills. Right, right. This is the thing. This is the thing. I obviously, Passion of the Christ, am a big believer in Jesus and God.

One God. One God, male. Oscar winning. Oscar winning. Will Smith won an Oscar. Should we talk about Will Smith for a whole second? Go on then. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, we're not talking about this. No, if we're going to talk about this shit, because at the end of the day, it is fucking shit. Listen to this. No, no. You're telling me the voice actor for fucking Oscar. You're telling me the voice actor for Marty. You're telling me the voice actor for Gloria.

No, I don't care how intertwine these people are with fucking jar law, with jar fucking knowledge nobody gives a flying fuck what anyone says about this stupid drama that's been flooding everyone's feed for like a fucking week

nobody cares everyone's had a say on it nobody cares you're telling me I haven't said yes you're telling me the voice I don't care

which voice act we're talking about the the meme chat start a meme chat right now Mel Mel bring it back bring it back bring meme chat

back yeah look no one can deny the the slap was nothing the slap was nothing the Oscars were nothing the Oscars have never been anything let's make that clear but the Oscars were less than they ever were this time yes but they got some more viewers than before which is yeah because it was Smith slapping Chris Rock well they didn't know that until we slapped them so it's a bit you can't use a statistic like that what it got more viewers than it usually did before And Zach Snyder won two Oscars as well You know they started this new like award The fan chosen award

So it's basically just the shittest film that came out there So like the best moment Like the movie moment went to the Snyder cut Like it was like the flash save someone That was the scene that won And Army of the Dead that Netflix movie The Zach Snyder Netflix movie won the other Damn go off Zach Zach

But, no, let's focus on the important thing. Memes have never been this unfunny. This is hilarious. No, no, no, no. There are two that made this whole thing worth it for me. The one where someone is like taken the video of Chris getting slapped and like rendered him like actually going like flying. You mean it's a G mod like thing? Yeah.

It looks like bad CG. That's the only good meme that's come from it. No. No, they're countless. There's not. What about the ones where people have, like, gotten renders of Marty and Oscar, and then I'm used the audio in...

Yeah, it's a gold mine. It's not a gold mine. It's not a great game. I've got a fun game. Yeah, shoot. One of us, we're going to have a debate about if Will Smith was right or not. Keep my wife's name out of the breeding program.

do we have to yeah we have to have a debate no but why do we have to talk about it everyone's been talking about it why I don't think by the time this episode goes live when the time people are actually listening to this it's old fucking news nobody

fucking cares now they're not going to care in three days time it's different no it's not different why do we need to discuss some fucking stupid celebrity drama that everyone's about, bro. No, no, no, no, there's nothing.

There's no way around it. Let's just stop talking about it. We don't need to add our opinions to this. It's not true. We add nothing. It's not true. It's not true. You add nothing.

Jim. No, you can't do this. You can't do, oh, someone's disagree with me. So I'll get my brother involved because he will always agree with me. That's not true. That is true. That is true, Mel. Mel, you know that's true.

No, it's not true. I've heard Jim many times just defend the side that he agrees with Which is always his brothers Which isn't true There have been many food opinions Many things like beverages Well that's because Alex is a bit weird when it comes to food and drink Oh so when it suits you then the it's different

But when it suits me then it's always Listen James Here's the epic challenge I have prepared for you Can I, can I just, I have a role play suggestion. Really? Yeah. It's a completely change of topic. Oh really?

Yes. So you weren't going to suggest me being Gloria, you Oscar, Jim? No, no, my role play suggestion was singing radioactive as your Joker. Who's your Joker? Oh no, that was a good one actually. Let's do that instead of, um, instead of this, this topic. we all we're not doing an impression of a joker

our joker but if we were if we were given the role of the joker yeah and then you've got to sing radioactive well no we're not seeing radioactive rising James can you do your joker I feel like we need like a line

or something like a like a famous joker Yeah, that's the only way... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Have you ever danced with the devil? Well, no, this is too cringy. Go to the next section. This is just what I want.

This is what you asked for. I changed my mind. No, I'm trying to find the best Joker quotes. Give me a second. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Do it then? I've seen... your face is existed have you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon life you can't

pretend be a word man my joke is a roadman that's the most bullshit thing is just like make your joke you ever dance with the devil in the battle moonlight that's not the joker then you're just making it a wode man no that's my joker that's no you've got to be the joker not a roadman you can't change who the joker is the joker's the joker it's your betrayal of him from road? Because that's not joke. Because the Joker's not a road man in the comics. How do you know? Have you ever

dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Jamie doesn't want actually do a joke in person because he knows he'll be cringe. He knows he will be cringe. You can't do the Joker and not be cringe. Exactly. So why don't you do it then? If you're not afraid to be cringe? I am afraid to be cringe. Everyone is a bit

afraid to be cringe. That means that means you didn't learn. You're supposed to kill the part that cringe is not the part that is cringe. Okay, just get your asshole out. You've got to be cringe to be based. Exactly, it'll be too cringy, you can't do it. No, because it's not, it's not, if you want to see me ass,

if you want to see me ass, hmm he's too afraid to be cringe that's why he's done his roadman joker or whatever no but that's not the joker though i i'm not going to accept the whole premise was our own yeah it was our take on the joker yeah that's not the joker though because i we i okay let's do my take on mad max roadman roadman mad max roadman batman no no we were on the joan vengeance phamp seem that that's cool that's not fun that's not fun that's not fun If Batman was in London

He'd just get stabbed No, he'd do the stabbing Have you ever danced with the devil In the pale moonlight? You ever dance at the devil in the pale moonlight? What do you think of this Joker quote? Never stop learning Because life never stopped teaching

Oh, that old classic Yeah, I love that bit That's the thumbnail. It gets so hard. Never stop learning. Never stop learning. Because life never stops teaching. No, life never stop teaching.

When you get angry, count to 10. When you are eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that. When you're eight. No, when you're at eight. Ah, count to ten. Yeah, man. Ooh, damn, I should have learned that in middle school.

My motto always tells me to put on a happy face. I regret bringing up this subject. Should we go back to Will Smith? No, please. That's Gunter from Singh, as the judge. No, no, this is the only way Will Smith can get his rap back now. He has to be the Joker. He's already been Deadpool or whatever, dead shot.

No, he can be, he can be joker as well. Can you imagine Will Smith is the fucking joke? Yes. Keep bad man's name out of your fucking mouth. Oh man. But I feel like Jaden would be like an awesome Robin. do you think yeah but they don't act together

not like actually no but did you see the shit about um catwoman Zoe Kravitz yeah I didn't see like what happened something happened on Twitter to do yeah because she was like

man Will Smith's just a dig it was on Instagram she put like I guess this is the award show where you punch people now yeah and then it was revealed that she was like being kind of advancing on 14 year old

she loved baby Jada or something. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I can't keep up with it because you refresh the next day on Twitter and everything's inverted. Yeah. It's just like, Chris Rock killed nine people. Yeah.

I don't, we shouldn't talk about it. I don't think we need to give attention to it because everyone knows about it anyway. And people don't want to hear about it. Like, there's nothing that we can add. We're not, not a celebrity. we're oh because we're not celebrities yeah we're not no yeah nobody cares

what normal people say about it like nobody cares full stop no but I was gonna have a fun little activity but I guess you already shot it down so yeah good I'm glad I shot it down you could have done like imagining

Zoe Kravitz as the Joker we could have gone down that route well you can you still can that avenue is still open we could have gone down the route of imagining Chris Rock as the Joker yeah he's a funny man

Mm-hmm. Yeah, he'd be probably a biting joker too. His jokes would really, they'd really connect. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Might make some of the enemies rowdy, you know. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm the only member of this cast who's actually based in the real world. James is the Wonder Woman of Joe.

How? Do you think so, if we're going D.C. I'm surrounded by idiots. you know yeah i am see what what what dc heroes are we then um you're cyborg okay well he's pretty cool and you know awesome so cool thanks and i'm hawkman hawkman hawkman is he a dc one yeah yeah see cool you know aquaman is the number one grossing bc movie of all time

really yeah dude I think we actually live in the wrong like world no why what do you mean think about it fucking lying what aquaman isn't the highest grossing

no I'm serious no it's not what's higher than it's higher than the dark night rises well it kind of deserves it more than a dark night roses it does surely BVS did better no no no Aquaman's shit all over BVS

how one's a fast and furious movie and the other one's lame no but why did people go to see Aquaman Fast and Furious yeah Jason Mamoa Amber Hurd Willam Defoe underwater sharks crabs

yeah but who thinks that's cool Everyone. Clearly everyone in the fucking world. I do. I love it. And I don't even seen it. No, you refuse to watch it. Yeah, why weren't you watch it?

No, you told me it's like fast and furious. And ever since that day, you've refused to let me watch it. I try to watch it every, like, day. Alex has seen it like seven times. More. Yeah, it's a good ass movie. No, but that's what I mean. We live in the wrong world.

We don't live in the one world. This is the perfect world for us. Yeah, his final gross was $1.1 billion worldwide, making the film the highest grossing Warner DC title ever. What about the new Batman? Surpassing the Dark Night Rises. The Batman needs more time. Yeah, that's too fresh. But I ain't outpaced in Aquaman, I can tell you that much.

No, it has to, surely. No. It's fucking Batman up against Aquaman. No one cares about that. People get about muscles and not Edge. Take care about muscles You have to admit that much Water's pretty innate

To humans more so than bats People relate to water more than bats Well what do you mean people relate to They're literally under The bottom of the ocean bro I don't think we relate to that We needed to survive We find it calming

Oh yeah Because we're just gonna go survive By drinking sea water Why didn't say sea Well it's in the sea It's Aquaman But like It's everyone knows

acriman's just the lamest shit. Well, until this movie came out and proved everyone wrong. No, but it came out and it was the lamest shit. Yeah, it proved it. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, but lame. Yeah, no one cares about lame. Lame is awesome.

No, I still don't believe you. Well, what do you think made more money than it? Aquaman 2. That's the one thing that's going to make more money than Aquaman 1. what even is there nothing because that's how pathetic deities so they're going to be two underwater movies

fighting for supremacy that both begin with A coming up you're forgetting Meg the Meg the Meg too yeah

is there a Meg too there's a Meg too yeah yeah an Avatar too oh yeah yeah that'll be that's coming soon which is a shame

because the first one was shit What's your opinion on the first avatar, Alex? Um, in terms of what, like... In terms of it being a movie. It's fine. It's just pretty. It's too long for memory. It's probably pretty short.

The joke with Avatar is that, like, try and name one character from it is the meme. But you just say Jake Sully. That's weird. Jake, is that the... Oh, yeah. Yeah. I fucking love Avatar. I remember watching that movie and being like, fuck.

I just want to be one of them. Mm. Yeah. You want to climb the tree and then get your own bird. I want to plug into a bird and just fucking ride it. Well, yeah, it started like a whole world of that kind of shit, didn't it? That movie. Well, now with VR, I can.

Yeah. Get into my jelly bed. I'm just fucking shit. Headset on and out. There I go, fucking riding the birds. Plugging in. Well, is there like a rumble feature when you're like plug into the bird? What does it do?

There's like a moisture feature. It just moistens the back of your neck when you plug in. Yeah, a concept that they just managed to sneak into that movie. Just no one really cared about. It was the big talking point, I guess, actually. So the way they fuck in that, everything fucks. Everything. Everything fucks everything.

But also when you fuck something, you take control of it. Is that what's happening? When you like plugs into a bird, he fucks its brain and then controls. I thought it was more like, uh, yeah, it's more of like a brain wave connection. Yeah. The wave lengths connect. It's like fucking basically. That was always the question though.

Like when they brain connect. in like Jake Sully and Zoe Salami. Hmm. Are they like fucking and brain connecting or is the brain connection the fucking? No, they'll, no, because they fuck through brain, they fuck brain connecting. Do they have sexual organs? Well, no, because remember everything on that planet had like evolved to be a part of this like network,

this like, um, unobtainium network. You remember there's this like spiritual tree that, like connects everything yeah through the unobtainium because the tree is above the unobtainium there's so much unobtainium is that really actually the fucking yeah that's the plot that's why they're trying to like blow up the tree holy shit there's so much unobtainium underneath this tree yeah and the unobtainium I guess is the magic like metal that makes them brain fucking show how much damage they're just calling it something so

fucking lazy do um because it's like it ruins the entire you it's like a rick and morty joke Yeah, like, in the movie that otherwise is really serious. Yeah, straight up is. Was that, was that them trying to, like, comment on the Mcuffin, like, trope? Like, yeah, we're acknowledging within the movie in a matter kind of way. I think they're acknowledging how unimportant the plot is. I guess. Because it was never, it was never meant to be, like, man, this story is really going to make you think.

It's just like, look at this. mad tech we've created. That's all the movie is. And for that, you know what? It's pretty fucking impressive. And it's got the main character from Black Ops in it. Yeah, it's got graphics. Today's the day we've... Numbers, mate. It's got blue walls.

What's his name? Sam. Sam Worthington. I really like him. Sam Worthing. things, originals. Oh, Werther's Originals. He's a Wothers as an actor.

Yeah. Just, nice. Yeah. No, you just want to suck him. Do you like, can we do a quick jar vote? All in favour of Worthers Originals, say, Hmm. No, if you're in favour of Worthers Originals,

do your favourite, most classic Sam Worthington line. Um, ooh. Um, I'm one of them now. Um, Resnab! Yeah. Step Aid, Reznav. Freedom! Freedom!

We all did our favourite Sam Weddington thing I like the chewy ones The chewy one There's some ververs that are chewy They're like blocks, little blocks Wrapped up

And they're chewets No, they're not Chewets Chewits are quite nice Yeah, they're awesome Yeah, no They are very nice It's hassily to eat them

Yeah, they're too chewy No, because you've got unfucking wrap them Yeah, no overly wrapped things Wasteful Very wasteful Like a bag of like 500

Chocolate covered footballs Like a How much waste is there in a bag A fucking Starburst Yeah But at least it's paper I'm not plastic Yeah

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Hello and welcome to the other part where we answer questions. From JARMedia Reddit over at R slash JARMedia Reddit. R slash Jarmedia Reddit. oh um the the top one here is actually um one james would like from a username 1917 thoughts on the boom boom smack that happened at this year's oscars no let's talk about this why do we need to talk about it please explain to me oh only it's just really you know it's actually is is this event this um boom boom smack in the internet meme

stratosphere has actually made me hate using the internet I have, I just don't it makes me feel like I'm not built for it anymore. Why? Because it's... Because the Oscars was actually interesting for once. No, because it's like it's being forced upon me to see this shit and see everyone's opinions on this shit

and after a week you nobody cares anymore and there's more shit for you to care about I can't keep up with it anymore I generally this has been the time where it's like I'm done with this I'm done with Twitter I'm done with Instagram I'm done with the internet

I'm not built for it anymore Why this one? Because when you go through your feed and every fucking post is about fucking Will Smith punching slapping Chris Brock when you can't physically escape it it's enough

that's it's time to leave I don't care about it I don't have the energy for it. Well, what did you think, Alex? I thought it was groundbreaking. I thought this changes things. It definitely does. To me, I just like the whole...

Just anything that shows the truth of the situation, you know, lifting the veil to see behind the curtain of bullshit that is celebrities. and Hollywood especially and the whole fucking jerk why question would be that why do you care enough that you want to see this cloak

like come off because it's awesome to see the hypocrisy of someone pulling a stunt like that and then 15 minutes later get a standing ovation for winning an award it's like hilariously like disconnected and so like just prime celebrity culture

and everything that's wrong with it I don't care enough about it to even care about it like used care enough to find that that whole shit interesting in that it's the fucking aviation

whatever but I don't care enough to even give a shit I don't want to know like I disagree with like Hollywood so much but I'm not going to acknowledge this I'm not going to be like oh look hypocrisy which don't care enough

you don't care you don't say you don't care and then care don't care I think it's just me being edgy it probably is but I just like probably there's some other people who just don't give a vying fuck about any of this shit and I've had enough of it and I don't want to make jar this fucking celebrity

fucking dump fuck that every other no but this is what it also becomes though whenever something like this happens then it becomes a like two group thing where it's like Oh yeah, yeah, now it's, it's cool, it's like beyond, it's boring now. We've already, like, gone through it and it's not eventful anymore.

You know, it's like, yeah, it's kind of eventful. It was like on live TV, and it's like the, for me it's like the death of the Oscars, like, finally. No, it's like, Will Smith. He murdered, slap the Oscars to the death. I don't, I think the Oscars will have more attention because they know this makes interest, which means they will fake it. No, everyone's going to watch it next year. Like, oh, what's the new?

Like, Will Smith equivalent? And everyone's going to be like, oh. Nothing's crazy going to happen. They're not going to take any more. No, they will, though. It's a corporation. It makes money. They will do something to get the attention back.

Will Smith has handed them a fucking free pass, a battle pass, the next fucking year. No, they're going to do something. No, because there's nothing like intentional about it. It's all like the wrong kinds of attention. There's no such fit in a, America, especially with actors and fucking the Oscars, there's

no such thing as bad press. I don't know, man. I don't think this is good for War Smith at all the Oscars. It like, no one gives a shit about any of the, like, actual awards. But if it gets people to watch it and talk about it, that's good. That's it. That's a positive. Views are gone up, but I don't think people

are going to, like, hyped for, like, the next awards show. They're hype for, like, the next, like, cluster fuck joke. Like, what's going to happen next? That's, yeah, but if they make it happen by design, they win. It's not, either way, they're fucked. Either way, that's entertainingly bad to me.

And like, that's like a conspiracy theory that like this current one was like... Remember that people in America made the Kim Kardashian, the Kardashians rich by watching their TV show. They fucking love this shit. They were already rich. Well, yeah, but they were, that was before, you know, the whole Kanye thing, you know? Because the Kardashians became huge after the, the TV show. That was when they

boomed into American Spotlight. They fucking they love this shit. So of course they can love the Oscars shit. But social media made the Oscars like irrelevant anyway. It's been irrelevant for like 10 years. They need something. Like people would watch the Oscars and it got like millions of views like before we had like Instagram accounts where you could like

see what fucking TikTok Jack Black has uploaded, you know? It was like that was the only time, your only chance to see all these random celebrities interacting it's it's so fucking like pointless and irrelevant now like what who's like why watch the oscars even if you're like a like in every aspect every angle it takes is like annoying to every demographic like it's hosted by amy schumer all the like actual movie fans like are pissed off by it because like all of the movies that are shafted then when they try and like make it crowd pleasing with these like award votes to like appease the general

populace you just get the Zach Snyder wins when Will Smith comes up and like fucking blows the whole award show in his in its face and like makes it all about him it's like hilarious it's everything I've always wanted from the Oscars

and that's what they want I think that the Oscars is dying we all know that we've known that for a while but this is something that's good for them because it can peak interest temporarily and if they play their cards right

they can prolong that interest till the next one I just think they're gonna do what they're gonna do if it makes the money they'll do it Have you seen the full clip? Yeah Have you ever seen rage captured on film?

Like so candidly Yeah Like when he's yelling at Chris Rock I've never seen seen I've never seen rage like that well that's the thing it was like

yeah I'd be on board with the like dying Oscars like faking some kind of drama thing but but it's too real it's the way they like cut the audio the way they fucking like Chris Rock he's like clearly flustered and he gets

like the line wrong afterwards when he's like trying to set up that it's the documentary like award next it's like clearly like oh No one was expecting this And the whole crowd Yeah Yeah

Except Andrew Garfield He was like on his fame Wasn't he like looking at Twitter He's looking at He's looking at Twitter Wait Will Smith just slap Chris Rock What? Mm-hmm

Yeah Funny No I don't really care Encanto one though What's that? Billy Eilish? Do you like that? Billy Elish.

Yeah, she won. She won an Oggat. You know, the only thing she deserves to win is respectable human being award. That's all I think of it. G.D. Pippop had left a question, which I'm going to have to flame them for, I'm afraid. Oh.

How many... Have Manny from Ice Age in the next jar thumbnail? Now listen to me. G.D. You don't get to do that. No, no. This is a whole different thing is when people say this this has jar energy.

Yeah, and people are like, oh, it's the next Ruby, no. But when people, I try people don't understand what actually because I look at these and I'm like, you don't actually understand any of jar then if you actually think that's the next jar thing. It's concerning, but you're right. Has jar energy. It's like you

can't just say something has jar energy. There's a very, very specific. set of criteria for something to you and get close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'd say is you don't find Ruby Doe, Ruby Doe finds you. Yeah, that's what I'd say. And the truest key, you can't go, you can't go looking for them. Yeah.

If your mission starts off with like, I'm finding the next Ruby Do, you've really failed. It's not going to happen. Every jar kind of meme and thing has always just happened. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one.

That one. all just, they've just, they've come into our lives. We didn't come into theirs. Anything else? Mel, you want to? Should we have Mani on the next J'R thumb now? That's a good, yeah. Yeah, maybe, yeah.

From like Ice Age, some on my way, bum, bim, bumbi lumb. Mm-hmm. You know? On my way. A me, we. Good song. There's that part where it really goes. I miss Ice Age.

Ice Age is a good film. I love the slide bit. I like the dodoes. I like, I really like the actor that plays Sid the Sloth. Really? Yeah. I don't know why. He's got charisma that guy.

Why am I blank on his name? He's in Sporn. He's the clown in Sporn. I don't know what Sporn is. He's in, um, he's in John Wick. He's the best thing in John Wick. Oh, John Ligualizamos, that's his name, right? Is it?

Ligualsamo. He's in John Wick. He's like the guy, the mechanic. That's right. Best part of the movie. Don't say that. It's true. Sorry, but John Wick is in that movie, hence the name.

Eh, the Ur-show had one for James. Would James ever make a letterboxed? I do. I made a letterbox. and I gave Evangelion a one star and I deleted the thing. Some replied saying, yeah, I was about to ask this.

His movie opinions are so out of whack. It's interesting to me. I know movies aren't really his thing, but I'd still love to see it. James doesn't like movies. No, but that's what makes it interesting, though. Like, for example, out of the, you know, the star system.

Yes, I gave Evangelion a one. Yeah. You can find my account, and there's only Evangelion on it. Is that really? Yes. I'm not joking. Oh, I thought you were gagging.

I thought you were just... No, I was just... I saw something Evangelion related. It was just like, I'm making a letter box, I'm giving it one star, and then I'm deleting me out. Okay, so just to clarify, just like some examples. What would you give the Eternals? Probably three.

Three stars. What would you give... It would be three stars, but I'll say I liked it. The three stars is quite high, though. Three stars out five stars. Yeah, but then there's movies. I actually like like Inglorious Bastards

Five What about red notice See that would probably be a No because the thing is You could do three and a half No because it's like You how do you grade shit with Is it the movie

Objectively good in some ways No no no no Or is it just entirely based on On you On your enjoyment On you Because then I also think of things critically Like the acting shit

You know That's things like think about. So that's an effect the stars. Okay, so if acting affects the stars what does red notes get? A fucking one. But I liked it. It would just be one star, but I liked it. Okay.

But then fast and fears Tokyo drift also is really shit acting, but that's a five star. Okay. I think we'll build in the kind of profile here. No, because it's just, it'll be the typical shit. Everything Clinton Tarantino is a five star. Oh, how unique. What's the best Quentin Tarantino movie?

In glorious bastards. What would you rate the Dark Night? No, because it's like, objectively that movie is good. But what would you star with it as? You. I'd give it five star for a different reason. What? Because it's so fucking boring it makes me do other things, which means it's good. Fucking good.

See, this is why you need a letter. yeah but you have to explain every time you write something why it is what it is because there's no rhyme or reason to it it's just this one is five stars because it makes me want to do something else yeah that's like half a stuff for most people no because it means I'm not wasting my time on the movie five stars great no I understand your logic and like as far as that goes it's sound but as far as movies go for a lot of people

if it drives you to do anything but what's that movie then people would consider it a bad movie it depends what you're doing at that time yeah I suppose because if you're gonna it depends what you go from or go to from it. Yeah.

Because if you just go to Goon, that's a bad thing. That's like sending you down a dark path. That's half a start. If a movie sends you into a Goon state. If it's like, oh fuck, this movie is so shit, I'm going to go to the gym. Five star.

Yeah. Yeah. You use the dark night being so shit and quinge to fuel your desires to not be a dark night watcher. Right, right. I see, I see right. Have got any more movies to get my rude opinion on?

Strange Magic. See, three guy would probably be a four. Go on? It's kind of nice, I guess. I don't mind that movie. You didn't even like it. What cars won? I only like that movie because the car scene where they're like neons and...

I like that scene. So for that scene, what rating does it get? A freestyle. The rest of the movie is like a one, though. Cars is funny. It's got one good scene, 4.5 out of it. Yeah. I suppose you can just watch it on YouTube?

Exactly. Like, what other movies are there that I could have a contra, a weird opinion? Spider-Man 2. See, this is the thing. there were one star but they're better than a dark night next chaser the wolf has one I need help from the Lego man himself

grown out of my Lego collection and I'm planning on getting rid of all of it any tips on how I should do so I do plan on selling some sets because Lego do be expensive love the cast and many thanks put it in the bin don't put it in the bin put it all in the bin don't put it in the bin

put some of it in the bin yeah maybe just some if you got galador put that in the bin yeah if you got galadour if you've got baby Yoda put it in the bin anything

Star Wars related just put in the bin no no you got this some valuable style sets up no it depends what he should do

is message you with sets he has no here's here's what you do um you send them to the jar PO box and we'll deal with them Yeah, that's what you do.

Step number one. But if you want to skip step number one, you open Brick Set and you open Brick Link. You use Brick Set to identify the sets you have and they're rough pricing. Then you go onto Brick Link and then see the true pricing and see if it's worth selling it or not. So you can go set by set based on whether you think it'll be worth your time. That's a good way of doing it. Or you can just sell it as a big bulk lot on eBay. I just know

yeah, you'll be getting rid of that shit. Easy. But you won't be making as much as selling each shit individual but more time. So you've got to make these, you've got to make this decision on your own. It's like, um, we'll weigh up the options. It's like my Gucci watch collection. you know you need to pick out the ones that have sentimental value to other people and then sell those on the black market

yeah you sell those to Saudi Arabian oil lords you got any tips James eBay yeah beautiful Facebook Marketplace if you really want to get

of them to assist on Facebook Marketplace. Free cycle. That's if you really want to get rid of them. Yeah, baby. Alex, do your best Austin Powers impression. Oh, I want. James, do your best, um, the villain from Austin Powers impression? I don't like Austin Powers.

One star. No, half star. Austin Powers is his fucking shit. Nobody likes Austin Powers. Nobody does. Besides British people. And American people. And Saudi Arabian people.

And Canadian people. And Germanic people. That's most people covered. Yeah. And, um, Asia. Uh, a canned cat has one. We definitely need to talk about the Halo TV series. I'd be surprised if the jar boys hadn't checked out yet.

The slime? Oh, the slime? You've just been slime. No, no, to be, like, come on. to be fair you said the word halo no but i did earlier i didn't actually specify halo no but halo definitely would be on there i said halo four like can we put that in the fucking bin no no to be real this halo tv thing has been in the works for a long time very extremely this is something that if you would have delivered this to me when i was 17 years old

maybe i would have been excited maybe i would have thought ah this franchise is in a state that's relevant and as far as a story that's being told in the universe that's interesting. Halo is like the Oscars. Nobody has given a shit about it for years but now loads of people care about it

because it's shit. Because it's fucking bombed just like the orchestra stuff, just like Will Smith slapping Chris Watt. I'd say as far as this TV show's concerned, I mean, kind of. Like all their Halo fans are like right, so

we're out this point now you've actually you've actually done it you've like made a halo tv show you've you've made it this far you're spending i think it's 10 million an episode or something like it's it's basically they want this to be like a game of thrones tier like equivalent type flagship show for this paramount streaming service or whatever the fuck i've seen one episode as of now um it's not good it's not good what Microsoft's whole approach to like Halo once bungee abandoned like it's been just such a farcical joke and I was holding it back like before because Infinite was looking promising there were like signs that were like oh maybe they maybe now and I was

like holding it back and everything but we're at a point now where it's like no no whatever they're like whatever their approaches whatever their grand scheme or like approach to whatever they want to do with Halo it's clearly the wrong one It's like they hate Halo. It's like, yeah, everything that makes Halo good, they fucking despise. And they want to distance themselves from it in every way. Like, James, what's the best thing about Halo? The best thing that is, it's ingrained in meme culture, it's the thing everyone knows, it's the thing...

Even people who don't even know Halo know. That music. No, they know Master Chief Team Fortnite dancers. That fucking music, the Halo theme, right? Like any, this is what it's so fucking, it's so confusing to me. You have like the hardest part done. The visual and like audio identity of Halo is like set up is done. You've got it.

Like that is what people love about it. And now you have a TV show that's supposed to be bringing together the like, the visuals, the imagery, the sounds, the scope that you've seen in these games. But now, oh no, now, uh, yeah, the main theme is kind of, you hear like Halo music now and again. Just a little sprinkle of it, though. Otherwise, it's like random, super generic, like, just electronic beats or something. Yeah, the Covenant are in the show, but now the Arbiters like a human. What?

Um, bro, I don't know what they're thinking. I mean, elites look like, uh, Krogan's from Mass Effect or something. It's really weird. It's really violent too. There's like a war scene early on where like these innocent humans stumble across the covenant for the first time. time and then the saving private Ryan like people getting their legs blown off and trying to make the covenant scary and it's like what so so in the TV show you're willing to get violent and brutal and like horrific but in the games you're like too scared to do I'm so confused what you want this to be yeah it's too late it's too little too late I I'd argue

I reckon they could have done a Halo TV show I mean first of all they'd have to get it right which it sounds like they haven't but they would have needed the games to not have existed I think like 4, 5 and Infinite Yeah Or they'd have to have like a break or something

Yeah Because they They want to kind of tell the story of the original trilogy Sort of Like the first episode is Um not the first time humans have ever interacted with the covenant but like it's early kind of days yeah yeah so starting early on like otana doesn't exist yet type thing all right she looks

fucking awful in the trailer mm-hmm so yeah we're finally at a point where technology is allowing us to be able to do like mando tier type shows where it is like big space operas like every week type thing but the whole approach man like me as a kid like picturing something like this like see like prophets like all talking each other in the throne rooms like with so what you want it's what you'd imagine but but not like this not in actuality no of course they'd fuck it but what's even more embarrassing is that like in the mid 2000s there's like Neil Blancamp adverts are more impressive than like what we're getting now amazing

You see, if they could have captured, like, even just a short movie or something, in that time frame, like, that shit looked like Halo. Mm-hmm. It felt like Halo. It was a bit more, like, dramatic than the games. But that style would have worked, whatever the fuck they've gone with now, like the look and feel of everything. It's just wrong.

We need edgy Halo. Kind of. like those the ODST trailers remember them with like the they're interviewing like X ODSTs I can't remember if that was a hell of yeah the tone is important and it's one of the things that like is held back the entire franchise for like they can't get it they can't get it right

they just can't yeah they can't do it it's something that video games have a liberty with it's way easy to inject levity into a game I reckon than a movie or TV show but also you just have

your expectations are so much different for yeah like we're not sitting here saying the original Halo trilogy as like a sick story like in a vacuum on its own like it's a sick story because of like you playing the trilogy

well yeah because if it is a TV show especially with TV shows the plot has to be fucking good. Uh-huh. Like, really good. Otherwise, shit's gonna get boring pretty quick.

Yeah, because you don't get to have that whole, like, personal moment of you're the one controlling chief driving the tank across the bridge. Yeah. You know? That's not your moment anymore. Uh-huh. You've got to, like... Yeah, just watching it, it's a totally different thing. Then it's just, like, guy being cool.

But from what I've seen, being just, like, trailer shit, doesn't even look that cool. no yeah and i hate this thing where it's like all right let's make our game of thrones it's like if you set out to make a game of thrones likelihood is this going to be game of thrones can't make game of thrones yeah the game of thrones originally they didn't know game of thrones was going to be game of thrones it was just like sort of talky fantasy shit yeah and you got to have good dialogue which obviously the hillish show doesn't Yeah, I'll watch the whole thing, probably. I probably won't.

I find it, I find it interesting, just the like floundering that anything like three for three in this franchise does, let alone with the, like, the game has been doing. Yeah. It's just like a joke, but. Right. Let's do a couple more here before we clear off. Ready Seth action says Rockstar just announced GTA Plus, which features some new things to do and buy with a monthly subscription. Do you guys think this is something you would buy if it were implemented in Red Dead 2 instead of GT Online?

And do you think that Rockstar will someday gain the same kind of reputation that EA has with their games? And also Bloodcock left a similar question saying, I know the jar boys are big fans of Rockstar games in the past, but do you feel like the opinion on them have changed for the worst over the years? I personally have no hype left for GTA 6 after their recent practices from their complete neglect of single-player DLCs and Red Dead Online, lazy and broken remastered GTA trilogy, milking of GTA-5 and online with the recent GTA-5 subscription

feeling like an extra slap in the face to fans. It just feels like Rockstar has no artistic vision or integrity left. no I'm in a quick and complete agreement the golden age of rock star is over it's been over for a while rock star is completely driven by the obscene amount of profits they make for 2K

there's nothing to take away from that GTR online makes an obscene amount of money and rock star is completely limited with their creative liberties because of money because they need to make things that will make take two money I have no respect for Take 2 or Rockstar

I've got no respect for it because they've ruined the GTO Detail online is shit and it's disgusting and I hate it I agree with the online aspect I think any enjoyment from a rock star online game for me like there's no hope because Red Dead had a lot of hope but because obviously

it's not going to make GTA money, they're not going to put in time and effort. Yeah, they've displayed no interest in going down the red on online route with any serious. Because it's just not as monetizable as GTO5. It inherently isn't. You know, just cars alone gives them. Yeah, and that is what's so frustrating about it because it's like what, so you're abandoning the potential of making more money

just because the audience is smaller, Like, even though we're talking tens of millions, it's not like Red Dead 2 didn't sell well. It's just that it didn't sell comparatively to the thing they already have. Yeah. But then does that not make... Like, surely they're going to box themselves into a corner where they just milk GTA 5 for all these years.

Don't put the, like, infrastructure in place for, like, whatever the next new one is. Well, it's probably part of their tactic because Gtio 6 is going to come out in the future. Yep. I think the single player... hopefully it's hard to say with Dan Hauser

with him gone now but hopefully the single player will be incredible it's going to sell just a ridiculous amount it will sell more than GTA 5 by well yeah that's the trend rock star games or GTA games

have been going on so it's going to sell just like the best ever that's the only thing I'm kind of morbidly interested in the same way I'm morbidly interested in like Avatar 2 where just in terms of that budget and money

and like tech, whatever they're going to be able to push, the budget of the next GTA is going to be like of a level and with the resources that are just dwarf other companies. Like it's going to be absurd. The money they're going to spend on the album. All they have to do

is make Red Dead too, just modern times and it's still an obscenely insane game in terms of graphically engine. Yeah, but you know they're going to Yeah, because GTO5 was created without the knowledge that this online service thing, that the online was going to be what it is, how big it fucking is. Now they know that that, like, you've got to build from like the beginning, the design in a way that can be iterated on, like, that can easily be expanded on.

So there's probably part of like the initial, like, design process now. It's like, what does this look like now in like five years? The thing is they could have gone with Red Dead 2. They could have forced that route. But as you're saying, it's not as monetizable. It's not the same as GTAs. No, but they could have tried to force it into the single player somehow, like monetization in the single player. There's none of that.

And they made a big, like, the thing I can't complain about is that I bought a game for the same price as every other game and got like a 100-hour, just incredible. Do you not think Red Dead 2 was like their last game that could possibly do? that though do you think if even a couple years later down the development cycle it could have been like wedged within that because surely like the biggest chunk of development would have already been like done before those like waves of micros would have but how how many of those gta sales how how many what percentage of those sales are playing gtie online and spending money because it's going to it is going to be a smaller percentage if if they don't make make a single player, less people will buy it.

If they have both, more people will buy it. But I guess that's what I'm not sure on now, how cocky they're going to be with that if they can just look at it and be like, why do we need to bother with a single player? I think it's good for the company, though, to have 10 out of tens. Because they're on a street now. They can't, GTA can't not have a story. It has to have a single player Yeah

There are so many people That buy GTA games Just have them Never like play through the story But just play single player Fuck about for a bit Do you think The few missions

Get bored Do you think they're like The writers are sharp And witty enough At this point To be able to do Like a nice caricature Of a modern city

Or do you think they'll go back To the 80s or something To avoid that Um You'll go back I'd honestly prefer it to be set in like the 70s or something but the thing is then there's like how they're going to put flying cars and shit in it

yeah this is what this is this is this is totally absurd with the multi-player this is how GT5 has ruined it and GT Online has ruined their future because they they know that they can make this much money so they have to build the game in a way that they will make

more money which means it's got to have flying cars it's got a flying motorbikes yeah it has power of gun ships yeah it is power creep. So they have to base it in a way that all of this stuff can be put in

because nobody's going to be buying vintage cars in a 1970s car game. Nobody cares enough. It's just like literally like build parody NFTs

into GTA online for like another way of microtransactioning. That's how deep it could go. Yeah, they it wouldn't even surprise me.

They can they can do a lot but this is the thing red dead two was so good and it is easily forgotten with how shitty they treat their online services but they make a damn good like single player experience and that's what i enjoy their games for and if their multi-player games aren't for me then so be it it's actually crazy to think that prior to 205 what what star red rockstar online games was like no content it was just the open world well it was just the sandbox yeah

You made your own fun in it It wasn't like Oh objectives and missions or anything It was just like I'm the same of like every I'm cool with like missions And like PVP shit

But when when it turns into like Oh Just putting a bunch of money Buy a jet and Fuck with people It's like not fun It was fun in GTA4 Because it was like

If you knew where the helicopter With the explosive rounds were You drove there And like people would try and get it And then chase you around the city. People would be doing the same thing. So you'd have battles of people to get the... Yeah, yeah. Just strangers.

And then you'd be, like, driving through the streets of New York, like, escaping this helicopter. And that, that natural shit was fun as far. I have so many memories of that of just, like, getting in mind of those people with car. You'd just go on a gun chase, like, an hour, just gunning each other out of cars. And it was fucking fun as fuck. Never got that in G-C-F-5. Well, it was there at the beginning. Because I remember, like, the most powerful thing you could get for quite a long time was a tank.

which is like a really strong vehicle deals a lot of damage but it's like slow it turns slowly there's shit you can do to manoeuvre around that but now flying motorbikes that shoot lock on missiles

yeah flying cars that shoot lock on missiles jets with lock on missiles you're ruining it they are they're fucking ruining it but the skill back into killing news online yeah that's all it needs

no the second the the the the company's twigged on just how monetizable the shit is it was done it was finished um golden era

fucking around in video games just just for fun it's done cooler duty figured out the dopamine receptors when you get kills it's like it's just finished

man. Well, you know what it's not done in? What? From soft games. True. Which is... Yeah, they know about the dopamine, boy. Dark Souls players are like gooned to fucking Dark Souls.

Yeah. Because that's the true game of dopamine, though. They don't suck it by throwing you constant stimulation. They're not, like, pulling money out my wallet constantly. But they're giving you dopamine by, oh, if I can kill this really hard thing, you get the good fucking high. Suffer, suffer, suffer,

there you go, there's the good shit. Now suffer more, suffer more. Well, Cod's just like fucking stimulation, stimulation. Goon, goon, goon, goon, goon, goon. You're incredible. You're just the best guy ever. Here's a thousand of these and a thousand of theirs. Just give me 40 quaint,

and then you can have a thousand more of these. You know? Then name me a single game. That has some kind of economy that isn't fucked. From Soft. Um, Grand Treesmo, 7? Every From Soft game. Okay, let me put

Let me make it clearer then Not like an internal Closed off economy I mean an economy That actually involves money Um The stock market Apex

Apex is fucked Pricing is fucked Not really It is fucked It is a free game It is totally fucked No that never justifies It no but it does

It does justify it because it's free But I can't buy the game And make it fair If I could give it If I could pay 50 pounds like the normal price for a game and then have it be fair and like be drip fed this shit in a s phone way no it doesn't exist i've got to spend a whole bunch of money and then i'm like oh shit if i don't play the game enough then i'm not going to get all the stuff i spent my money on

and then i miss out on one battle pass and then i can't buy the next one so i'm like oh shit i guess i got to pay more money into it oh shit i'm i've got a busy life i'm a grown man I can't put fucking 600 hours into this this month so I'm going to have to buy the next battle powers as well so now I just don't Yeah they will do it

They will twig on Yeah Economies It's just like The real world Mm-hmm Maybe that's the Maybe that's the lesson

They're trying to teach us Cashless Society It's rigged When I say cashless society I mean No money But it's just like It's never relative

Like Destiny 2 has like the worst example I think ever for this Like A skin for like a ghost In the store is like the equivalent of like eight pounds But then like One of the expansions It's like 20 pounds

So then you're saying like Like one skin is like nearly half the value of like actual like nothing is like it doesn't make any sense yeah because the numbers mean nothing the people who make it just choose the numbers so there could be a skin that looks like

just actual shit and then a skin that's like the coolest shoot you've ever seen but because the actual shit one is priced higher yeah for no reason that's the one everyone will use because it's worth more yeah but just knowing that they price things

based on like knowing that it doesn't matter that the price is fair just that if the price is this high then this percentage will buy it and because that percentage

can make up for all the people that aren't buying it and that's fine so we can have it be this ridiculous price because yeah but also seeing the people that have that shit just inherently make

it's like that human I guess that's what it is like each one of these games being this like psychological battle all the time I can just every decision is like just seeing through all of their like corporate like breakdowns of like taking like yeah take

the fucking normal brain let's see how they react and let's see how we can try and fucking swindle them and trick them into spending money you know what's cool Eldham ring I was playing that game. You can, like, summon dudes, right? What's the pre-order bonus for that one?

Um, you get a fucking butt plug or something. Oh, wait. I didn't know that. You should have told me that. Yeah, well, then you would have actually fucking played it with me. Yeah, I would have. But, um... You see, it's like that classic game thing.

Like Halo 3, it's like, I see a dude with some wacky-ass armor, and I'm not like, whoa. Mm-hmm. This dude's a fucking idiot that just dropped, like, 30. quid on this game it's like oh he's he's like discovered this how do I get that yeah that's fun and intriguing it makes me want to engage more with like my time and not my money I'm telling you if if Halo Infinite could be getting that like elder ring type appreciation if they'd just done the inverse of what like every other like contemporary game is doing yeah every open world

game is like boring Ubisoft design suddenly this game that's like actually trying to do its own thing is the inverse of everything else comes out shows how you do it right now every fucking open world game that's going to trickle out over the next three plus years like it's going to be copying

Eldon Ring. Yeah and getting it wrong yeah and probably getting it wrong that's the thing where it's like how do you not how do you not fucking see it you know but like you're year five into like the the five-year-old trend being fucking out of date.

And you're, like, just hopping onto now, like, yeah, we're the new one. We're doing it now. Yeah. It's so insane. Especially when they're throwing around hundreds of millions for advertising, for production. It's like... It's embarrassing. It's straight up embarrassing.

Yeah. Yeah. And I find it, like, even more embarrassing than, like, the Hollywood way of doing it. Because at least with a movie. You can shit out like a movie in like under a year, you know? Like a trend chasing reactive movie. But when it's like a game, you can, like, you can be spending half a decade, if not more. Yeah, with more people involved.

And if that like core idea, if that core thing that you're like copying is like not like a good idea or is like not something that's going to stick around or if it's too similar. Like you're fucking the whole thing Yeah It's the trouble with art being It's art on scale Like when you're throwing hundreds of millions around Like you're not No one's going to be willing to put up front of that kind of cash

On anything risky Yeah You know So you go for the safest shit Yeah surprise surprise it's so strong But then the safest shit's the boring shit Yeah So

Yeah Send on this one then from a zane creation's thoughts on barry i don't know how you say this last name cogan's joker the guy who plays the new joker in the batman i know it was a brief scene but it really left me wanting more so uh matt reeves released deleted scene from the batman that has the joker in it yeah it's like a five-minute scene it's like yeah full five-minute scene a full conversation of Batman trying to get

the Joker's take on the Riddler Interesting idea I don't think it needed to be in the movie I'm glad they took it out I wonder if they filmed it just so they could like release it after Yeah Because it's totally unnecessary

Like where would it even have like Slotted into the movie like Yeah it must have been like an hour in Because the pitch as he shows It's like quite early stuff But just the fact that you can pluck it out yeah tells me it doesn't need to be there yeah um but it's interesting i'm glad i'm glad they're like confident enough to be like yeah we don't need to we don't need to establish everything

we don't need to show jared let it falling in there in the vat yeah yeah again or whatever just yeah they they know each other he's been around like a year i like that that kind of take on it and the like burn victim makeup and everything is pretty yeah the makeup looks incredible I've seen some like takes of what he looks like without the sort of screen it's very obscured yeah

yeah I've seen people like do Photoshop shit to kind of try and reveal it and I don't know how they could show this Joker without it being like a full on 18 R rated movie really Unless these Photoshop's I've seen Like just push it a bit further

Than it actually is But like he looks Genuinely scary Yeah I mean He looked pretty creepy from Just that scene And the small The one that's actually in the movie

Um Well no from this deleted scene Because you do get the close up of his mouth And you see the detailed like Yeah Teeth and everything And the fucked up smile And

I'm into it I'm you can't not have the joker yeah like you can't you can't you can't not and I've got nothing against this actor he's a really good actor

this take I watched like this video where there was someone saying they thought it was like too heath ledgery or something but I didn't get that by yeah to me it was more like oh they're going a bit younger that he's more

I don't know the child like laughing his take on it was quite disturbing and I could see you could doing something more different with this one you could take it a different direction but

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