JAR Media Posdact - Meringue Ceiling - JARCAST Episode 162

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

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Good afternoon. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the jump. Ow! This is, I'm getting deja vu right now. You keep stealing my intro. I'm getting deja vu right now. I'm getting deja vu right now. Does that smell of deja vu? Oh my God, I forgot about that.

Remember that? Yeah. Hang on. Ladies and... What does she actually say? And, gentlemen, I like to welcome a space. special guest to the Jarkast. I'm not a guest.

Reban! Oh my God. James went fucking beast. Shoutcaster. Welcome to this. I'm a guest. I'm one of the founding fathers. Basically.

Welcome to this episode of JARMedia podcast. This is made possible by the Patreon's over a Patreon. Thank you for supporting the show. How are we doing? My ladies and gentlemen. Who's the? lady rubin yeah do you yeah how right everyone I'm here now I've got a quick topic

to start us off with I asked you how you were doing and you just got into the topic well they don't need to know that I'm having a horrible time and my life is terrible okay on to my topic I'm gonna do a I'm gonna do a voice of a character so I don't have to go away and you've got a guess what this character is so Jim you're doing a voice and you've got to guess. Yeah. Okay, do the voice. Do it, do.

Oh, Muttling. Um, someone on the deathbed? No. Oh, the Skexy that dies on its deathbed. No. The smoker in Leffa dead two. It's not a human. The smoker in Leffa dead two.

Is it, um, Argy? No. Skexy's not a human. It's a bird. No, I gave you that clue because you were on the right path. Um. What do you know on the right path? Is it from labyrinth?

No, but it's not a human. It's David Bowie? No. Is it David Bowie from labyrinth? No. Is it Gareth Ficarian? Mm-mm. Gloria from Madagascar.

It's an animated movie. The sign is swinging around. Sorry, it's rocking back and forth because Jim's foot's on the table. It's fine. It's stressing me out. Um, it's a Pixar movie that this character is from. Oh, is it... Is it Weezy from?

It's Buzz? It's Weezy in Toy Story. No. It's Weezy and Toy Story. Oh. I thought Buzz does that when he, when, um, when he presses his, like, visor to go down. He goes, he does a similar thing, but that's not the impression I'm doing. He does.

I give up, whatever. This has gone on too long now. Okay. Um, so do you remember in Monsters Inc, the part where the dude gets his fucking face fucked by the big machine? No. You know, Randall has the big laugh machine that sucks out laughs. But then one of the monsters gets it. The one with the big fat lips. Yeah. No, his lips get turned.

into fat lips by the sucker and then he goes I'm pretty sure most of the people watching would have been unable to guess that yeah that was just just you could just make no okay

Alex say to the say if you got that yeah no I have one if anyone gets it go on Reddit start a thread called I slapped argue with my needs

and then you just come up with whatever you want I slap to argue with Big inflatable I don't know why you came up with that subject To start off with James It was fucking terrible You can't blame every subject on me

I know this is your game now Subjects Oh it's James James James I get this abuse at work I don't need a here thank you This is work motherfucker This is a job This is full time

You'll never leave it Yeah being friends of Jamie's It's a job What the fuck? Excuse me I am What is Alex What is it?

What can you add to this conversation? Sorry to the Spotify listeners that won't enjoy the visual lull of that. We decided on the walk home from the moon we went to who's the gayest in Jarre. Okay, we talked about this yet. Yeah, we did. Oh yeah.

Jamie just owned it. Jim owned it, but then Ruben claimed it. I didn't. Yeah, he claimed it in one hell of a fucking way, let me tell you. Even always claims it. But then again, I did shower with a naked black man today. why doesn't it matter that he's black

Alex because he was fucking huge a massive dick is this really all you're gonna have because I started swimming again last week and I was waiting for the moment where the inevitable moment

where I wind up in the shower with a naked person do you shower naked no there no okay cool yeah the swimming pool like changing rooms really you know

there's something in there it sets the boys from the men in that room whenever I would whenever I went swimming I would shower like just to rinse off and then shower properly at home because yeah it's kind of

really scary well I don't like showering publicly anywhere well I don't want to do it I want to shower at the comfort in the comfort of my own home man it's a somewhat stressful experience what is argue doing in there Augie

Augie! He just went into the bathroom and was just making noises So it could be anything And he's licking his lips as well It sounded like he was licking the shit out of the toilet Oh no No No

Not wicked cool bro Let me swim you down Jimmy ought to actually had a topic I'm diving to Jeremy Fishfields Now that we have Ruben here Oh yeah Oh just a call back to the last episode It's the return

I'll take my opinion on it. I'll let James ask the question because James asked the question last time. So, come on. This is a very serious question and I thought a lot about it. So, um... Reuben, I want to know what your opinion is

on the political state of Bosnia. That's not even funny. It's because James already knows that he's lost in this debate. It's the debate. Surprise, surprise. Everyone's still talking about difficulty in video games.

Actually, yeah, it's still going on. Okay, so you what? you want me to want to hear what i was in what do you think about difficulty in video games is this in reference specifically to an article no it's just talk about well yeah well that is why okay because they were talking about secure right yeah and someone thinking it should have any and the soul's born um personally i think it's it's you know it's whatever the developers want to do i i fully respect whatever the decision is they make whether or not it resonates for people is the risk they take if people think which obviously some people do think they should

be an easy mode then they're welcome to think it but ultimately it is the decision of the developer or whether or not to include that. Now, do I think it's damaging to a game if there's an easy mode in it. I don't know because it's down to the person to decide whether they want to play it in easy mode, whether they want to play it the way it was intended. The thing is, in a game like Sequeira, what do you turn easy mode into? You have more health? The enemies have less health.

Is that it? Yeah, that's a really ham-fisted way of doing it. Because some people... And it changes the way a game should flow. Some people find different things difficult. like I mean take Dark Souls for example that you and I have both played we have trouble with different bosses yeah which means our like we're good at different things and bad at different things

like a bad increasing difficulty are things like black ops black ops is not a hard game the campaign of black ops really easy on regular or you know baby boy vote mode but if you put it onto the hardest difficulty there are levels that people just you know say this is just you know it's almost impossible to you know there's no point really trying because the enemies just have more health and deal more damage and in particular they throw more fragonies which is a problem in black ops because it makes advancing through areas this corridors full of infinitely spawning enemies almost impossible to actually do this was exactly

my point last episode like I have one more game I want to cite too you can have difficulties in a game but it just means they're all going to be like not fine tuned whereas like dark souls and Secira and Bloodbourne are fine-tuned. Like, that just is the game. Now, one that I... I want to talk about one more game that I just, I think, doesn't do it too well, and then one that I think kind of does it well. God of War does it pretty badly.

That was a game I thought about playing on a harder difficulty, but then I thought, well, actually, it would just be enemies have more health, and they take forever to beat. And then the game doesn't even play the way it was intended to play at that point. It's just, like, a crushing challenge. because enemies just take forever it's a hit kill and they will kill you in one or two hits which is just it's not

it's not how the game was probably constructed it wasn't constructed around you not being able to do anything that when the game is boiled down to like two you have two options and it's like run or dodge you know run or hit or you have to do like one move and then run away and then one move and that's not even like the game anymore

if it's a game about combos and different abilities and you can't use them anymore because they're not viable or completely unviable then I don't mean that's a particularly good difficult same way if it's so easy that you only have to mash one thing I don't think that's particularly good either and I think if you were to make a game like Seciro

you know easy or have an easy mode you run the risk of it just being that and the game just doesn't have there's no challenge there's nothing interesting you don't engage at all you just like okay that's that game done now one game that did it well though I actually think that the Halo games are legendary apart from Halo 2 because that's fucked that's just fucked they don't do it too bad because it doesn't disrupt

the game's core mechanics, which is, you know, you can overcharge a shield with this, and then everything will die and one headshot after that. Things like that work. So Halo Reach, I think, did legendary quite well. And if you played with more people, it added more enemies. I would argue that they're not very good. Like,

hardest difficulties in them. Because, I mean, the way checkpoints work, it's, like, not designed for that. But it just doesn't, it doesn't damage, like, some of the core game play things. It doesn't damage that it's there. Like, I think that the, you know, it just isn't as good on legendary. It's not like, um, overcharging becomes pointless, you know?

Overcharging is like, actually, the overcharging is not the only way to get through it, which actually means... Yeah, it's still got rules. Yeah, but it's still got rules, but then it does boil the game down to just get a plasma pistol and get a headshot weapon. Yeah, I think... So then that doesn't work either, actually.

I retract that one. It's just hard to do a hard difficulty. I mean, and that's why games like Dark Souls of Secure, which are constructed around being challenging, and that is it. I think they should remain that way. Well, so like Mega Man doesn't have difficulty options, does it? And that game is really... Like, Cuphead.

has a difficulty option but I don't want to play it on easy I just was like I suck at this game but I'm not gonna yeah that's something as well like if secure were to add an easy mode is is that sort of an insult to people that can't like do the high modes yeah like I was just saying I didn't want to play cup head on easy because I thought well that's just me that's not me getting the experience the developers kind of wanted me to get and I don't think I'm really getting the experience I should get I'm just shit at this game and I don't care enough to get better so I didn't play it. And that was that. I prefer that.

James? But it's hard for me as a position of someone who's played Dark Souls and beaten them. And it's like, yeah, it's totally possible. Well, we can move on from here to a different article that came out between the Jarkas, I think, which was a guy said, I beat the last boss in Sequeira with cheats and didn't feel bad. Well, actually, no, this is, Dark Souls

won. I was so shit at Dark Souls 1. I just modded a save out of boredom. I modded a save because it was Xbox 360 era and it was like funny to do it. It was like, Lord, did this hard. I did it at Final Vancy 13 as well. Actually made the game harder in modding a save because every enemy scaled with it and it was just so it's impossible.

But yeah, I had to, I modded my save on Dark Souls so I could beat Gwynn because I was so crap at Dark Souls at the time. So there is something. And I didn't really give a shit because I I'm not sure if I ever beat. No, I think I beat in the end without doing that.

I don't even know. I don't even care. I just didn't care. I was like, I played for loads of dark sauce. The thing with that is that, like, if that's what you want to do, go for it. It doesn't damage anything else. Like, I still am going to do it my way. If you're going to get fun from it, do whatever you want. I don't know how someone can find that fun, though. I was, he was still hard, you know, even with loads of health.

Quinn's still hard. I, as a bad player. No, do you know what this guy did to cheat it, though? What? He, he, like, got a mod that made it so the whole game was slower. Like, so every attack came out slower. so he could time everything perfectly I think it still runs at the same frame rate

but the game moves slower and to me like why even finish the game like I can understand I mean that one If you're really intrigued by the story or something Sure let's say somebody has a condition where your reflexes are just much slower

Yeah, they just are I can understand one of that No I mean like I said like he did it whatever I don't care I just noticed that you see truly gorgeous on the wall I forgot about that anyway Okay, hang on. I forgot. That caught my eye. Yeah. That kind of fuck my brain just then.

Sorry about that. It's not about that. It's not about the slowdown thing. Point is, you molded Dark Souls won and you didn't write a fucking article. I didn't write an article proclaiming that I'm something about it. Like this grand statement. The thing is like... I just beat it, you know, not in a particularly legit way. It was still hard. All I did was mod stats is the thing. I didn't like me. We were both very shit at that game there.

But anyway, like loads of people. got pissed off at this guy for cheating it and it's like that that why why you care they only wrote the article because they knew it would stir up controversy and get clicks on their fucking shit whole website

so but assuming they didn't do it for that reason and we're going to just entertain it's a legitimate article why does anyone bother replying like it doesn't that one in particular anger gamers no what I can understand being angered about is the article that said Seciro needs to

respect its players and add an easy made. If anything, it respects players more. I feel respected by Dark Souls. Not Dark Souls 2. I don't mean Dark Souls 2 respects me, but I feel respected by Dark Souls 1 and 3. Dark Souls 2 is an abusive spouse.

Yeah. Well, speaking of Fortnite, Prince Harry said that you're a shithead if you play Fortnite. Oh, yeah, this happened. He said that Fortnite should be banned from family homes, Because it destroys and damages families. Because it's designed to be addictive, so it's bad.

Yeah. What about alcohol? About alcohol, which I'm pretty sure they have a lot of. Yeah. And probably cigars. Is he the one that got, like, ages ago, there was a picture of him, like... We're wearing a Nazi uniform. Like a party.

No. There was a prince that wore a Nazi uniform to Halloween party or something. No, I was talking about his ass. Some paparazzi dude, like, took a picture of his butt. Oh, he was naked in a hotel women, like Vegas or something. Yeah, yeah. He's also like a fucking a... Hatchy pilot and shit.

Yeah. It's a bit stupid, you know. It kind of shows he's a little bit out of touch. A little bit. So we're done with the difficulty question. We're moving on from that one. Oh yeah, we moved on.

I like to move to us on swiftly. Ruben is Ruben. Fantastic. Thanks, James. Thanks for that summary. Basically. Yeah, overall, those lines I thought of that, I think, almost pointless to entertain

because it's up to the developer to do whatever they want. That's like saying TV shouldn't be allowed because before like I mean we used to watch a lot of TV Wait so we are

talking about Yeah we moved back Yeah we moved back to I just wanted to end my point And yeah But yeah Um TV is addictive

Movies are addictive Video games are addictive Any like form of entertainment Like watching sport Is addictive It's like When you're a kid and your mom is like,

do your homework or your dad is like, do your homework. And you're like, no, mom, I'm playing Halo. But I want to play Halo, but I want to watch TV, but I want to finish this movie. It's like... You want to do anything but. Yeah, why are you picking and choosing, like, this thing is new?

I don't think it's like addictive because it's designed... Every game is on to keep you, want to keep you playing it. Every game wants you to play it. Otherwise, it wouldn't make it. Every product wants you to utilize, to use it, to do whatever,

to engage with it. But I think with Fortnite, you know, there's more to it than just, game is addictive. All the kids are playing it. Your friends are probably playing it. They want to put it with their friends. Yeah, they're hopping on Discord or Xbox Live, whatever.

Or PSN. And that's what they're doing. Chill and playing a bit of Fortnite. Down on their skateboards or whatever. Any game has had the potential over the years to make kids fucking, you know, get crazy and angry about it and do whatever because there's that famous, like, the fuck out my room and playing Minecraft, shit like that. Is Minecraft evil?

Yes. I mean, it shows how pretty. prophetic fortnight is if anything it's even caught the attention of prince the monarch key is actually yeah going against fortnight like give it a rest me but fortnights had bad weapons country after there was a big scam fortnight festival that turned out to be like a it wasn't even organised by what yeah yeah was that the new mine never heard of this it was meant to be a convention thing and they're going to everyone's going to go there and play fortnight and it'd be epic they'll be food But literally there was two wide a DJ and that's it.

Yeah, there was like nothing there. And Fortnite, like Epic are suing the organizers of it. So the only game I understand doing that for is something like Smash. Yeah. There's a community around that. I suppose there's a Fortnite community and I don't have a place to say, but Fortnite lame. And it should be banned. There we go.

Alex is one with the monarchy. I've become Harry. I've become one. You're a wizard Oh yeah Because of Harry Potter We here love Harry Potter at Jarr Argue want bird

So what's the next subject The only other ones I'd written down were Morang ceiling And James being in SJW Morang ceiling Well in the restaurant The ceiling was meringue It wasn't literally marang

It wasn't literally marang it looked like marang it was murray ceiling it was literally moray you could eat it i was just breathing in i was thinking of ruben picked jim up and like jim just ate the ceiling oh my god deja vu it's a deja vu of this of what the ceiling yeah yeah and whatever what i was thinking about as well i was just seeing about like walking home so you had deja vu of me saying that you picked jim up and ate the ceiling yeah oh that's bullshit that's so fuck that can i quickly bring That was really weird This could go into a subject

But No, please don't Jim Don't do this to me You have no idea what's coming So a long time ago Fuck knows how I found this But it's this like I'm just gonna go

Fucking straight in So it's this porn Okay And it's Asian And it's Asian And The porn is It was always like an older man

Like a skinny old man But his dick would be inside her And then he would spin around Like 360 degrees And then keep fucking Damn No opinions No

No No I know what you want about I know what you're done about actually I know what you want about I've seen some of the like famous gifts Of crazy shit like that It's crazy.

Not that one specifically. No, like, it's like a creepy spider creature, like mating. It's so fucking weird. Now, have you seen that one where there's like this big dude and this relatively small lady? And he like does a roly-poly and like to change position. One that's still like joint. So badass. That shit rules, man.

That's dangerous. That's dangerous. I mean... You could have a snapped dick. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ugh.

Uh. Oh. Oh. Okay. I know of someone who had their dick snapped. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

They deserve it? They deserve it. Does anyone deserve it? Yes. If you're like two more polities and shit. Well, no. That's impressive, but also stupid. I mean, you deserve it for that.

But you should have expected it, you know. Be prepared for it. There are people that deserve to have the dick snap, though, I guess. For sure. Yeah. It wasn't like an aggressive snap. It was just an accidental snap from my understanding. I'm talking about snapping cocks.

Sorry. It's all... But in that vein, what's the weirdest porn thing you've ever seen? Jim. James gone. I want to hear yours first. Well... Anything at Asian.

The weird of shit was the shit you'd see on like 4chan that people just put there because it's like, no, he's something gross. Like that Asian girl that, like... Eating the smegg. Yeah, reveals the smet. That's one of the most revolting thing. what the fuck you've seen that i haven't seen that i've never seen actually like i struggle it makes me tingle when i think about it yeah when i'm not in a good way yeah when i think about i'm like

my throat's like ready to be it's like yeah don't think about i'm like um i don't really know i'm relatively nor vanilla yeah but you but i swear we talked about this just the other day james what about the black guy fucking his own ass that's a classic that's incredible though yeah okay okay so there's this I don't know what it's called but there's this porn site that's just like the funny meme

porn and this was one lad tonight and we all drink an alcohol and for some reason we had a laptop and that's what we decided to go to so it's all the typical ones like the lemon stealing whore or whatever is that

that big quite famous one The lemon stealing haul The poem would we start as if I was trying to steal lemons I've never heard of that That's quite a big meme. Why is it a meme, though? Because it's just one of those porn things. It's porn random.

And then we found this video. I'm pretty, I showed it. I'm pretty sure I showed you it. Me? Yeah, I'm pretty sure you guys have seen it. Well, explain. Please. So it's this video.

It starts off with this black guy and zoomed in on his face. And he explains this thing. And he says, these guys told me to go fuck myself. And I did. And he bends over. He hits his cock And sticks in his ass And then starts

Fucking his own ass Does he come His own ass We were on the full laughing And I didn't get to see How my ass feel like Ended That sounds like a great video

It was How I couldn't believe it I was like Holy shit But it was very funny That's incredible That's incredible

Yeah we're gonna find it There's a computer After this We're gonna go watch it I'll happily watch that video um there's a funny one that always stays with me where it was like the typical setup of a pizza delivery man um is it uh is it is it studio shit then like stage shit or is there some amateur like nonsense i think it was somewhat professional okay but you opened the pizza and his dick was in the middle

of the pizza oh yeah that that's all the funny section on poor no but there's it's like an actual video and then they proceed to you know coitus and all that but like with the pizza still being involved no way she doesn't get rid of the pizza box she just goes to town with the pizza is like still there

asking for a yeast infection day mm-hmm a UTI Reuben you're the only one that's left yeah come we've been did I don't say one immediately no it's your turn no you no I said about the smeg one

oh yeah no that's fair yeah I guess so. And I got the 360 degree fucking pro slider. That's not even the funniest, it's the grossest, but we said the weirdest, didn't we? I don't know what it was. Because I can't think of any that were like,

I can't think of any funny ones. See, I just don't watch porn. I do disgust. Porn bad. Hmm. Hmm. I'm sure they've been some, but I know there's a plodging into my brain.

The only one I'm over is the fucking his own ass one. That's just funny. Yeah, but I, I remember, yeah, you two, you two fixated on that one. I used to always put it on. So I've seen that one, that one's funny. What one?

The black guy's putting his dick in his own ass. Have you seen it? Yeah, we've seen it. Everyone's seen it. You put it, it was the group chart. Yeah. Well, we've all seen it. The old group chat.

Yeah. To be a georgia gang, so I can't remember. Yeah. I'd love to. I would love to. See, I thought you were describing another one that you'd seen that was like a similar set up. No, it's the infamous. Okay.

I was like even more impressed. I was like, man, there are two of them? Whoa. Do you have two of them now? No, there's two of them. I'm pretty sure we've talked about that before, though. There's a, Nemoideon's from K to Namoidia. You've been watching the Clone Wars, haven't you?

Pretty cringe. Guys. Skimming it. Okay. Bye-bye. Can't you just wait three minutes until the break? No, I need to do a shit. Is he actually...

You're the camera guy? You know what we should have then? We probably should have watched that Star Wars trailer. then we could have talked about it. I skimmed through it. There would have been something. What's its name anyway? Luke. The rise of the skywalkers. Or something. Right, no, the rise of

Skywalker. What does that mean? It's the rise of Skywalker. Well, I assume it has to be Kylo Ren, right? Yeah, he's the only one left. Can't be fucking layer. She's dead in real life. We're going to CG here. They're going to rogue one layer. What's he doing? What did Agie do?

Orlando was was in it, I guess. What did you do? How has James ever done this before? No, I did last episode. Wait, explain to those listening what you've just done. Nothing. I don't know what you want about.

He's taking a shirt off. He's taking a shirt off. For some reason. He's actually naked. This is repulsive. It's not repulsive. I've never seen anything worse. No, I can't be comfortable when there's a zip near like any hair.

No, that's comfortable. I don't have any hair on my chest, so I'm cool with that. So if anyone can do it, Jim can. Not James. argue you know that's how it do be you know that's how it do be do you never just get up in morning and just think I don't want to put a shirt on I'm just going to put

I put on the deadpool onesie without a shirt on sometimes exactly you do that sometimes yeah but I don't have a hairy chest I literally have one hair that grows out of my the whole of my nipple it goes out of one nipple into the other nipple yeah and it like passes milk to the other one

which is why I'm always so sustained you're creating your own food that you eat yeah one nipple makes it one nipple drinks it that's disgusting how who the fuck are you to judge I don't have titty milk Ruben do you have titty milk wait do you have titty milk

yeah I don't have titty milk would you try your SOS tip milk though if they were pregnant yes if they were expressing what do you mean expressing that's the word of you if they're expressing breast milk

if you're expressing as a predomom you've got breast milk being produced Did I say expressing? No But that is that is it Expressing If we've been saying it is That is it

And yes I would chug that shit I was trying to remember I was trying to remember it I was trying to remember it weeks ago Because I heard it And then I was trying to remember It weeks ago

Because I forgot it And then today I heard it again I was like oh shit That was it expressing So you'd have a baby on one I'm by now anyway So you go So what

In the nipples Sucking the dick me No I was just gonna say it's kind of a microaggression of you to assume that my significant other is going to be a female. Well, you can't, if it was a male, you couldn't drink his fucking tip milk, Jim.

Well, if I have tit milk, it's not that far fetched for another man's who have tip milk. I think you're a unique one here. I don't have tip milk. All that have tip milk say I. I. You got it. I've seen it.

I. They're just like stains on all my shirts. That's not how tepilk work. I actually secrete olive oil from my tithms. That's your version. Extra, extra, extra, extra, extra virgin olive. What if human tit milk is like goat's milk? You make goat's cheese from human...

Can you buy human cheese from anywhere? No, you can't buy human cheese. You probably can on the black market somewhere. Why is... Why would that be like a... an illegal product. No, if a woman willingly used her own titmilt to

make cheese, why is that a problem? And with that, we'll be back after these. Jesus Christ. Okay. What caused that? That was me trying to burn my... I was trying to bend this bit down more.

And I just... Oh. James get the sign up while I introduced this segment the numbers are falling off that's the second time we've gone back to episode one fuck

everybody get on the floor yeah that's what he said you put it back up six was on it yeah I knew it would fall off so so anyway the podcast here we are

anyway yeah if you were listening just the table fell over that all the mics are on argue wants letting out the door James let argue No, he was looking at the door.

No, he was looking at the little baby. Anyway, this is part of the JARcastle we head over to the JAR Media Reddit where there's a big chunky thread where you can ask you in questions that we might answer. Quick, someone fart. I can't fart. Jim did a good fart into the mic last episode. He was literally, I was sitting here and he was farting into my face earlier.

Did you put the mic down and then just... No, you were sat over there when I was fighting your face. What was the method, Jim? Tell me the method. Tell me the method. I was sat up on the thing. Top one and you do it because I don't want to do it. Don't read it out loud. You want me to read it out loud?

No, don't read out aloud. Just read it and take note, and I want you to do that, because I don't want to do that. Because you won't get in trouble for it. Oh, okay. Got it, got it. You understand?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This isn't very subtle, by the way. I know, it's true. Okay, Argy. Let him out. Get rid. James, pick him up and shake him. Sorry, I just noticed one of the really great names.

What was the name? Poof Art 99. Oh, Poof Art 99 is it. classic all in favor of Pufat 99 99 at the end of shit like that Pufat 99 What you want man?

Aye Aye I Okay Okay Which one should we start with You know what's crazy What

Fucking Samuel L Jackson Yeah Not aging Like he was 51 When he was A Mace Windoo Samuel Jackson

He looks pretty old When he's not in movies It looks like 30 When you see pictures Of him and stuff But he looked so young in that film in that film yeah it was crazy yeah and then even after that as well obviously now he's 71 and so he's starting to you know show some age but um it's because he's not like hiding

it like jack black i saw a video of him you know of his gray beard and he gets a shave and gets his beard dyed like brown for a film and it's like whoa he looks he just looks like he did in school of rock again it's ridiculous so it's just because they go great and that really ages your face man and a long unkempt unkempt beard as well Basically, I've got going here. Basically black don't crack, my nigger. Black don't crack. That's Kendra of the Mart right there.

Yes, we've been. It was. It was from the black of the berry. I was just thinking about it. The sweet of day juice. Do you remember when I used to always say that and you guys are like, what is that? Why are you doing that? Jim, do you want to sit on the whole seat?

We're gonna swap this round. Come on. Sit down there, boy. Oh, they're swapping. I'll start with this. That's what James says to his male prostitutes. The governor lol has something to say. Hey guys, on last week's podcast, the topic around gamers with disabilities came up.

The cast seemed interested and sympathetic. Just thought I'd let you know about a charity I've done some work with in the esports scene called Special Effect. They do tons of work to help improve the quality of life for people with disabilities through games, technology, and have some genuinely heartwarming stories on the website. Visit www.specialeffect.org.uk. would recommend if anyone is attending the next Insomnia Gaming Festival in the UK to stop by their stand and say hello.

I've got a question. For anybody out there who might know of anyone who is a story like that, right, a product, Microsoft release for the Xbox. You have like a controller that's meant to be like really hyper-accessible for anybody. Does anyone know what it actually is all that and if it actually is all that?

From what I've heard it is. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been... Yeah, I mean, from what I heard of as well. I was curious if anyone had like a personal story about it sick and they could really vouch for it. Yeah, I would like to hear about that. What was the name of that website? Special effect.org. Okay. Jim, just put it in the group chat. That's

effect, not affect. Yeah, I know that. I always get them mixed up. Yeah, I don't. They don't make sense. It's the one thing, I just can't. It's proof that we're in a simulation. For me, that's one that I... You think you understand it, but then you'll go, I reckon I get it. It's like a sound thing. I don't know what it is.

It's just, I'm like, that doesn't make sense after that sentence. Yeah, that's how I try to work it out. But once you have an ounce of doubt upon yourself, then it's... I even like, I was like, Granny, you understand English quite well. Can you, and she was a teacher, teach me affect and effect in the way to use them. And she explained then, I was just like, no. There's a... Yeah, I've had the exact same thing where it was like, they put both in the sentence where it was like the effect.

You know, they flowed it into a sentence to try and explain it in like a really simple... Yeah. I know what you call those, but, um, and I'm trying to think... Mixed tape is what you call them. I'm trying to think. I don't know how to actually describe it, but I think I know. The effect affects something? Yeah.

An effect affects you. But then when you say it like that, it just sounds like you're just saying effect twice. See, I... Well, something can't affect you. You can't affect you. You can't be affected, but you can be affected. but something

oh fuck it you can be effective fuck this you can be effective but there's but you can't be someone someone put it in the

red it or something no no honestly it's just one thing where my brain is that one thing yeah it's just one thing

yeah it's just one thing I've always used it correct so you guys it's just one thing and I was it's just one thing you did oh

we got a good role play idea from red Pringle 14 oh sweet one Alex always gets right notice it's an it's you always fucking that one up it's an it's an it's and i'm not you do it in the group chat a lot and i'm you done it did it enough times so you think it wasn't an accident

no because i don't i don't i just i don't have um auto correct on so i just i just type it's and then oh i don't be doing fucking grammar in i was gonna set group chat i did enough times i do grammar in the group chat because i'm a fucking pro hold myself to high standards yeah anyway yeah the role play idea from red pringle 14 this is a good one James is admitting to his father and mother that he is gay. We're still doing these? Yeah, when a good one comes about. I hate role plays.

But his dad is Optimus Prime and his mother is Shane Dawson. Okay, I'm his mother. Alex is Optimus and Jim is Shane. Who am I? You can be James' brother. Can I be Starscream? No, it'll be Megatron. No, StarSkrie's got a funnier voice.

He's just like, yeah. You've got to be like, you've got to be an automobile. Because if his dad is a... I've got to be... Ratchet? What's the one that dies in the first... The canon one, Ruben. Oh.

I just want to show my cannons. Is he called again? Can I be a clone? Can I be a clown from him? I do my bad clone impression. You can be jazz, Rubin. I'm... Yeah, he gets killed in the first one. I'm going to do my clone impression.

It hurts my throat. Okay, Ruben's a clone. Okay, James. James, I'm your father, Optimus Prime, and your mother. Which clone should I eat? So who walks in to who? James comes to a parent. Wait, can I ask, which kind am I?

Am I, Tamara Morrison, or am I? You're Rex. No, but which voice? Rex. Your commander Cody. No, you're going to more time trying to plan the roleplay than actually doing the role play. Come on, soldiers. The actual wallplay falls upon and second.

No, it won't. This one's actually going to be serious. I can't do it very well. I'm not very good at this. This is terrible. Okay, James, walk in. Hello, mommy, daddy. Why is doing that voice?

See, James doesn't take it seriously. Hello, Mummy and Daddy. What's the issue? TIE! I'd, um... I'd like... I just want to tell you that... I'm homosexual.

Watch those wrist rockets! Did you just say you're gay? Uh, yes, Dad. Say yes. Yes, Queen! We are under attack. This is not a drug. Well, as you can see, I'm married to Shane Dawson already.

so this is not a surprise and I support you because I'm Optimus Prime and I am a hero Thanks Daddy Hi Meanwhile Shane Dawson's recording the whole thing Putting together a fucking epic coming out video Where's the clone?

Damn yeah millions of views What's the clown doing? Clown He uploads it the same day Some Star Wars news comes out He's just The clone just sits there He's just like

Drinking a beer Yeah He's a wrist rock guy Pause it on to its, like, helmet. I think it would have been funny with, like, a, you know, I don't want a droid there, a battle droid. Can you do a good battle droid impression? Everyone quickly do their high Shane Dawson impression. Hi!

Does he do that? I don't know what it is. Hi. Hi! Yes. Yes, Queen! Oh, nice. Alex, say Yoss Queen.

Yes, queen. No, it's Shane Dawson. Come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no. Yes, queen. Reuben, moving. Uh, I can't. My throat hurts. No, do it. Do it. Do it again for me? I need a... I need a horse.

Yes, queen, yes queen. I can do it. Sounds like my wife. Best line in isn't able to see. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Sounds like my wife. What the fuck?

The room is... Huh? What the? The room is on fire 12 says, do you have any advice for a job interview? Like, what should you avoid saying or what good questions? Don't say that you need money.

You've had this question before, I swear. Don't say that you need money or the only reason that is money. Okay, what you do is you go in and you say, you're like, hello. Well, you start with... Okay, don't listen to them out. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, no, no. You'll leave your message after the tone.

yeah yeah you lie you lie and say that you really you really feel like you'd fit in with this job and you really want to be able to help the company and you cite some things from your past your life and like as briskly as possible as to back that up i'd say the most important thing is the you pee you point evidence explanation it you don't stress about it because like if you don't succeed at this interview then you may have to yourself that's it Or something you should avoid saying that. It's the only job you're ever going to get in your life. You should avoid saving money.

Yeah. Or that you don't care about the business. You've got to be like, I really care about this business. I really want to help the business and I want to do well. Do some people actually go into job interviews though and say, like, yeah, I don't think people really do that. One time I, when I was going for my job at Stainsby's, I was asked why, and I excited the fact that I was like 17 and there was an expectation for me to be able to,

you know, to get a job. It's like a certain age. And I think that worked there, because it was. was like showing a desire to step into that world of work. That's where it worked basically saying, I need money. Yeah. Agreed. Just be confident.

Now you're going to ace your jump of the views out there, Jarlings. Hello. Jim's on the phone to my mummy. My mummy tried to call me, but then I instantly hung up. Get fucked. Because I'm recording. I like it. And it can't be that urgent.

it would be like um can you get me some chicken let's find another one while Jim's over there dancing oh Jim you just reminded me of he just meant me that really good peony peal skit consequences yeah rewatch Keanu the other day Yeah, you said about it. It's funny as fuck. You think I shut out of a cannon. God, I forgot how funny consequences it is. What a funny fucking skit.

Hi! Thanks for ruining the jar class, Jamie. Yeah, thanks. Slap me then, Jim. Slap me! What was that? Consequences! No.

You've already slapped me once... No, come on. No, this is too much. No, come on. Go back onto the bogus. so my mum just ruined it basically yeah everything is she called me and i just instantly hung up because i'm recording so i'm going on reddit

no i had a good one here from queen of dirt i'm going on reddit which accent is the most offensive when you try to imitate it defensive offensive uh i wait what which accent is the most offensive when you attempt uh scottish No I feel like trying to do like a Chinese accent

Comes up pretty badly Yeah I mean it's completely subjective Jim stop It was disgusting Why Stop burping into the mic I didn't Yeah the burping's fucking horrible

When you're listening to it anyway Yeah I didn't burp Sorry someone's got a theory about the name of the Star Wars film Skywalker is a new term for force user Because they want to eliminate Jedi from it And his Skywalker is just a I ain't even a bad theory to me honest It's gonna suck

I watched the prequels recently Bad Irredeemable I haven't seen the prequels and I'm not going to be anytime soon Right anyway I'm going on John Media now No let Alex Ruben Alex is doing this boy I thought wait didn't we just have a question? Yeah I guess we're just not answering that then

Oh thanks Thanks Ruben Jake and CCC Jake and CCC said What's the most you've cried at a movie or TV show Um Uh Not gonna answer this question

No come on Nearly I nearly cried Watching 12 years a slave And then more recently I could have cried Except I didn't want to because I had someone else in the room with me And I hate I prefer to cry on my own if I'm going to cry

I nearly cried watching they shall not grow old that shit that shit hurt oh damn oh my god that's awesome well

no about that headphone uses it was just Jamie doing another no that was a sound effect people like farts and shit they just don't like burps what's the deal with that

farts are literally coming out my burbs is gross it's gross either way tell that to Rick and Morty I'm PickleRit that's like a Rick and Morty thing

yeah like burping um I don't know the answer to that question. I'm a little fucking bitch. I do. What else have I? I cry at everything. I have an answer. I cried at... I guess sad a shit all the time now, though. It's lame.

I cried at the phantom menace when I cried on gym. That's emotional as fuck. No, the question was the most you cried at something. Oh. Yeah, not just things that have made you get a single tear form in your eye, but then you blink and it goes on. I've never been like... Yeah, I know.

I should not grow old. I could have cried a lot watching there should not grow old, but I just like, I didn't I didn't want to so I had to like do that thing we were like come on like blinking to get rid of it and just being like really feeling that ball in your throat getting ready and you're like now go away I feel like James actually has an answer but he's too scared to say it so there's this anime okay it's an anime I would just say that it's a really it's a really true anime and it hi banai it goes into subjects which bring up trauma from my childhood so I basically dirty did like ugly cried for like three episodes

straight and I couldn't stop it was really hard okay like actual really severe sadness crying like that type of crying so yeah okay that's a good answer to that question and it's probably my most favorite show so mine is the this is England movie and shows that came with it fucking amazing English work right there fantastic stuff everyone should watch it And if you don't, you're an actual shithead. An emotional movie, I didn't cry at it or anything. So, Jim's face, it's really funny like that.

But a movie I was just... He looks like a CBBC presented. It looks like, there's this one dude, and you look like him when you do that. What, the, nocturnal animals? Oh, fuck. I didn't... You've seen Notturnal animals? Yeah.

Fuck me up. Yeah, I saw it in a really bad point in my life as well. I didn't... I didn't cry or anything, but it was just like, like, oof, you know? That disturbed me that movie. Yeah, you just can't get it out of your head for like two days straight.

Another one. Months. I had to read the ending, so I didn't get to see the ending, and I was like, oh my God, I need to read this because I'm like, it's in my head all the time. I have one that I forgot about. Spider-Man to the Spider-Verse. Dead. I was in cinema, so I actually I let it happen.

I was like, yes, it's a little mystery, Spider-Man. I kept thinking about it. I probably said at Christmas about the significance of it. I don't actually know, because I think I watched it after the last cast, I recall. and it was that it was you know if I was a child that would have been so important to me yeah I mean it is now has emotional moments anyway yeah it's good movie like comfy panda too as well of course um and no James it's fucking legendary I haven't it is no Logan as well sad ending that

Moogley yeah so there are a few things Mowgli do you have the movie Mugley the Netflix movie the Meg that got me good Crying of laughter doesn't count or does it? Maybe it does. Maybe. I'm not really sure. So basically what we're saying is James has the most emotion. No.

So you're just discounting my one. Excuse me everyone. I just spoke to my, yeah. Okay. Okay. Ghost skull has an interesting question about the minutiae of dibbies. Big question. If a creature is able to talk, can it be classified as a dibby?

Um, the answer is obviously yes. Yeah, definitely. What's a dibby that can talk? Minions? Yeah, but they don't like talk human voices. I mean, technically, like, Detective Pikachu now is a dibby that can talk. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't say Detective Pikachu is a dibby. I mean, Pikachu is a dibby, kind of.

Ryan Reynolds doing something just, is, even if it's a plot. The voice isn't dibby. Yeah. But also, he's, like, too important to the plot to be a dibby. Yeah, okay, okay. So, no, but what about the plot? The dibby from Valerian was like, the plot. No, but it doesn't have any agency.

The dibby can also be the Macuffin. Yeah, which is both in that case. Yeah. In what case? Valerian. Valerian, yeah. Yeah, because it's the, it's the Macuffin, but it doesn't have agency. Whereas I'm sure Detective Pikachu does.

Like, he does things that advances the plot. But, um... What about the, uh, the Dibby bots from, like, Transformers? They are dibis. Well, like, the toaster bot. They speak. They're Dibbish. I don't know what those are, then.

are they dibs though they are definitely divvies they are not cute enough to be dibby i don't think it has to be cute i think it has to just has to just be that yeah it has to be silly and small in some has to have a smallness about it has to be like but when it comes on screen when it comes on screen you have to be like yeah there's a gut feeling that's a dibby it's weird there's no way to like measure it it's i i think about that today we were still outside with the cigars and i thought about space port flus and i was like what does he say i can picture the bit and it's just no, no, no, no, no.

But those who don't know, in the animated maybe Treasure Planet, there's this little dibby called Morph, I think. Yeah, it is morph. He's a little pink blob. I like how he's animated. I like that blob.

I like that blob. And he can do this to all of my socks. And he morphed into a tiny imitation of somebody. Of a Space Port Flousy. Of a space port flusy. I'd recommend that film. Just as all, you know, if you want to see that

bit, you may as well watch it. I want to get to that bit, you can turn it off. Treasure Planet has emotions. I want Not that bit as much as other bits But that bit does have emotions, to be fair She's Ben that ruins that movie Like me

Who's Ben? It's so fucking annoying Anoying robot It sucks Ruins the whole film On that point on, pretty much Whenever he's on screen It's just like

Exhaustin You used to love him Alex loved him I do sort of secretly love him But I appreciate how fucking annoying Is it Can you tell be a man

Anika 01Z says What is something that most people think about you Wait, that most people think about you That is not actually true People think I watch anime I don't I wonder why

People think I don't watch anime I do I wonder why James People think I'm white I'm not Genuinely that's the thing That I get Not you're white

I get people questioning whether validity of my image raceness and it's like god damn stop how does that work but yeah for real I can't really think of one Alex pretending to be from New Zealand people think Alex is cool

but actually we know he's secretly a massive loser he says he owns a BMW I8 we secretly know he doesn't it's actually a lupo what's a looper? It's actually a Nissan Leaf that's not funny if you own a Nissan Leaf good or not I was only laughing because of

I think the name's funny. I think the car's incredible. I think the car's incredible. Yeah. What is that? What is that? What is that? Just drinking. What is it? It's apple cheese.

It's the bellvenny 12. I saw and pour it. Should I add the apple? It's good whiskey. For any whiskey enthusiasts out there, the belvenny... We've already told them this movie. No, but I'm the one that drank that first. I'm the discoverer of that. No. I am, though. I'm glad that recommended it, and then you happen to also recommend it a few days later.

Oh. Yes, Jamie? That is strange, I don't know. Yes, Jamie. Can we get to another question, please? Yes, Jamie. What? Jamie wants to go to another question.

Yeah, go on. We're sort of lingering in purgatory. Whiskey purgatory. Oh, another one from Ghost Skull, who snut one in. Hey, a Finnish darling here. A while back, you mentioned that you wanted a good Lord of the Rings game. This got me thinking. Have you played Shadow of Mordor?

And if so, did you like it? it? Yes. Is that the latest one? No. That's the white Shadow of War. Okay, so I I played Shadow of Mordor then. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I like that one. The second one's good as well. Yeah, I didn't play the second one.

Neither do I, but... A bit too much guff, but you know... Yeah, by that point I was kind of over the whole open world busy work thing. Yeah. It has that gimmick, though, of the like enemies that become... You become familiar with. The orcs that learn, or whatever.

that's a cool gimmick yeah it's really interesting I'm surprised they didn't use it more to be honest but I'm surprised nobody else has stolen it yeah it's quite specific I suppose and contextual but whatever oh you're gonna pull this sock now Luke Cage Goatsie says

thanks Jim for recommending the pros and cons of hitchhiking like two years ago it's great dab this part I don't really understand p.S only the jar can make me scared that I have erectile dysfunction keep it up fellas

what the fuck does that actually mean have we talked about erectile dysfunction yeah we talked about pornography and how being addicted oh come on don't be traumatized by it oh is that what that mean is that yeah we haven't talked about that in ages the porn addiction thing

it's something we talked about okay so obviously he's going to be scared if he's got erectile dysfunction we only got a few minutes left but don't be worrying about things like that yeah just have a happy life Don't be getting all up in your head about things like that. You wouldn't do so any favours. Unless you have a wrecked hard as function.

Then, like, really worry about it just all the time. I'm just surprised that we were the ones that made him scared. Like what? Alex, me and you were pretty intimidating. I guess that picture of James' ass crack, like, you saw that. What do you mean you were intimidating? Are you intimidating? Oh, Alex doesn't get it.

Leave him alone. I don't get it, no, because you're not explaining anything. Give them more fear boners. I don't. That's Jim. You never know what you. going to do next. Exactly. He pulled my sock.

Another really weird question. Next I'll pull your cock. Screen saver says, who do you feel is the bigger meme on the charcast? Who do you think is the bigger... No, who do you feel is the bigger meme on the chart cast? Is there a selection? No, that's it. Okay, O'Chimp, who do you feel is the biggest meme? You.

Okay, Alex? You. Yeah. Reuben? Um, how was... You? Oh, look. James just be doing things. Because James has his, like...

No, he's got his set, set, like, responses that are just like... Yeah, classic James. There he is. That not wild card. You're the Brooklyn Nine-N-N-N-Kart. No. There you are, though. Oh, my God.

I think I've got the main palm. Now you can... Sensifies it better, please. Sensifies it. better right now. What does that mean? Yeah, you better censifies it. What does that mean? Wow, James, if you don't know, I guess you missed the memo. I sent it around the other day.

Should be in your inbox. I don't look on my emails. Your JAR Media emails. Yeah, the old classics. You just send me really funny, unfunny memes, so I don't look at my emails anymore. I did, I looked at the JAR media emails the other day and saw there was like some some THC free weed

like company. had it emailed us and was like hey you want to do a sponsorship with oh damn let's do it no no yeah hell yeah Alex is taking it smoked it all not told us

and it's THC free so it's just for like anxiety and stuff like that yeah it just makes you go huh I just makes you go well how about that I'm not gonna do it basically

how's what you go again bah That's what I thought. That's probably what James would be like. Mr. Duwang Man says, question mostly for Alex. I don't know why it's mostly for me. What do you guys think about the Lego video games?

I enjoy them. Never played them. And the Star Wars one is special. I enjoyed them. The Star Wars ones are classic. Now they make me want to hang myself. Yeah, see, I tried to go back and play. I said you were playing one the other day.

Yeah. Which one was it? I went on the complete saga for a sec, and I was like, man, this game is very old. I'm struggling to play it. And then I went. went on a like a star was three the clone was it's a bit newer and i was like man i am actually still struggling to play this one as well a bit because they have these really these battle things

that were kind of fun at the time i remember this is boring and lengthy and it goes on too long well the whole games go on too long like there's no there's nothing to them the one that kids yeah the one that is actually still the force awakens one the most recent star wars lego game i was like yeah this is uh yeah but like what is the gameplay like you can't collecting it's a collectthon but there's no challenge it's just solving basic puzzles with the character classes that's all

yeah and I I quite enjoy doing that listen for someone with a genius IQ such as it's just not engaging let's end on this question from Manta squad okay what would your epic one liner after committing first degree murder and what would Rubens

be okay my I assume that I wouldn't be here oh right okay You can do one that you think I would do And then I'll think of what I mean it depends on the weapon Wait so we've just killed someone

And it's the thing we'd say right afterwards How about Right before you murder them That's way more dramatic Okay Mine would just be Huh Seriously

James it would just be Really Pff It's tricky Because like You want I want it to be kind of like a fuck you, but in like a subtle way, you know. Or about like, take some ice in your eyes.

Then you're like, killing with ice. Take this knife into your body. That'd be wicked. Why wouldn't be, what's the point? I'd have a, I'd have a weed in my mouth, or they'd have a weed in my mouth, and I'd hit them with a hammer and say, Talk about blunt fuss trauma. I just took that from Modern Warfare too.

oh it's one of the okay my one for reuben is um me me oh the movie you're star well mine

mine would be um this is what you get for you mr kipling oh wait if we were killing you if we were killing Rubin no

this is Rubin's one this is my one liner because the assumption was I wouldn't be here but I was here by surprise oh we could make this a whole what

better not do something awful no say it James I'm not gonna say it say whatever you're thinking nope you hate when you do that I hate when anyone does that it's probably like a horrible

it's probably like a horrible might have been racist but yeah I think yeah it was a bit we're allowed some racism on the cross wait so it was racist no it's just like sexist then it's just like mm-hmm

oh you just mouth it to me fuck me it was something to do with the N-word pass like you're not You ain't got an N-word pass so you get murdered. Uh-huh. That's it. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Rubin, quick, give James his N-word pass so he can end the cast. Go on, James, take it. Take it, James. Hey, I'm not taking that. I'm a good man. I'll have another one then.

I love the idea of it anyway. You love the idea of what? Tint milk. Of drinking tent milk. Okay, I'll get the clap ready.