JAR Media Posdact - Mice Beaf - JARCast Episode 263

Episode Date: February 28, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:16 Housekeeping 16:26 Elden Ring & Games Journalists 22:41 Alex has been playing Destiny 2: Witch Queen 25:47 Horizon Forbidden West Initial Thoughts 28:13 James Mentions Warhammer and Gran Turismo 31:00 Mid Break 34:29 Reddit Questions 34:44 Regret of Losing, Throwing Away... 38:12 Bet Anger Continues to Swirl 44:53 More info on Illumination Motion Blur 46:45 A Disturbing Blast From The Past 47:48 Best/Worst Takeaway + Cuisines 54:13 Childhood Teds 1:01:30 Cool Old Cars 1:04:28 Salted Beans 1:10:28 Bonus Moment (Gross!)

Good afternoon, morning, evening all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the jar media podcast. This is the blue episode. We are blue dapper-dee-d-dab-di. We're, um, as Jim pointed out, right before we started recording, we have a blue Mab-Max for your own kind of tinge right now. Yeah, nighttime Mab-Max. And blue is the jar color? Yeah, this is not, this is not the quite, uh, the, the, correct grade of blue we need to be lighter um excuse me i'm jamie we today we are joined by alex and myself hello no gym oh okay i see the beef continuing then beef yeah now we are brisket brother what we are brisket not beef oh i see which brisket are we

continuing the only brisket that matters yours Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the JARMedia Patreon that make the audio version possible and get their names read out in the first week of each month. So if you're a sandy tier or above. And you also get access to early videos, which we haven't made live on YouTube yet. Yeah, occasional early videos. There's like an Apex Legends one that's up on Patreon right now. We ever made on YouTube yet because we're, you know, we're just dripping. We are dripping

With drip We're dripping beef Brisket juices Before we get too deep into the show Can we just talk about the beef That you just mentioned Because I don't know what you're talking about The brisket beef

The brisket Well you just said the beef is continuing Oh Don't tell him Alex Don't tell him Okay No do tell him I don't know who you're on about

I don't think I'm going to tell him Why are you thinking you're not going to tell him? Um, because this is one of those, um, you know, when you, uh, plant the seed and then give it a little bit of water and then the seed sprouts and then grows. Well, you've got to be patient, yeah. Okay. Let's do some housekeeping. Let's clean some shit up around this bloody place.

Um, the Joker baby's going to start us off. Surprise that there was no mention of the 2001 Chevy, Tahoe, Tahoe? How do you say it? Tahoe. Tahoe. During the Halo TV show conversation. Did you see this, James?

There's something to do with a Chevy Tahoe. I think it's in that... I don't know if you've seen... Yeah, you've seen the trailer, right? There's like a scene where Mouse Chief's, like, fighting a couple of elites, I think. And in the background, there's like a Chevy. There's a Chevy Tahoe, yeah.

Yeah. Cringe. Pretty funny. Is it as bad as the, like, the Starbucks Cup in Game of Thrones? That one's pretty funny. Is it an accident that there's a Chevy Tahoe? It must be.

It's quite unusual because everything's like off-world inhaler. So it's like another planet. So the implication is they've taken a fucking 2001 Chevy in like 2,500 to like a different planet, I guess. Unless it was on Earth, I don't know. I just simply don't know, right? So even then in Halo, like every car you see is like a weird...

Yeah, it's future car. It's not like a... Yeah. A Chevy. Blanscape has a little comment. I now believe that since outpacing Joe Rogan, Alex has passed on to a higher plane of existence from where he intermittently communes with James and Beast

via the medium of weekly jar. That's what the people outside of the channel don't understand is that I'm not real. I just kind of appear once a week just for this show and then I'm gone. Well, yeah, you never have been real. That's why you were off. camera for so long because the deep fake technology just wasn't there. We weren't able to hire someone to deep fake you onto.

Like, what we... Your coding knowledge was only base level back then while I was off screen and you've developed it to a point now where I can kind of, the algorithm can manifest in the video. Yeah, the reason your voice is different from mine is because you're an AI generated voice based on your voice. Based on my voice, which is why you sound like weird Luke version of me. and your hair in that episode I kind of fucked up

the coding that episode people notice the old glitch going on with my coding or whatever fair enough like it's not hard to make a millionaire YouTuber personality you just write some code you know Jack Diamond has a

really good role play actually you hear that James no we're not no the role play era is over okay listen to me don't listen to anyone else the ballplay era has ended.

It kind of worked in the quackhead shit chart era. Not anymore. We're mature and we're adults and we don't role play. So they're saying mature maturities can't role play. No, they can't. I've seen many mature role plays. Have you seen Joker?

This is why we can't anymore. Joker happened and that crossed the line. Joaquin Phoenix is role-playing the Joker and he's doing a damn fine job. And that's why we can't do it anymore. I'm banning... Because Joker's already been done. Yes.

Yeah, you just can't top Joker. We can't let another Joker happen. What's the role play, though? No, we're not going into it, because I'm ban them. Alex is reading a comment and says, Rollplay, except Jamie is Jordan and James is Jim, and they both react to Alex reading the roleplay comment. Go.

Okay. So, Jim, you're James. James, you're Jim. Roll play. Alex is reading a comment and says, Roll play. You see, what I was going to do was whip out my phone and just look at it

I don't do that anymore You're role-playing a James that doesn't exist anymore The role-play thing was killed With that, that prediction Do you remember? That comment from like fucking years ago It was like, role-play James is going to do this basically

And then he did it Yeah, it was just like, for fuck sake And all another role play I said every time there was a well-play And I've just banned them I don't know what episode that would be But I was in the subreddit And there would just be some chud that shows up

And it's like Oh, I was an episode of 72 At this, that's 10 minutes, 40 seconds No, I like that I appreciate that We do, but don't give us more well-place It's weird to know that there are people That know the things I've said

Better than I do Because once I've like recording episodes That shit's gone Yeah, I don't remember anything I say Yeah, well, we took our own advice quite seriously. Live like a dog. Yeah. My advice.

Yeah, we took my advice quite seriously. So, yeah, we have no long-term memory, really, anymore. Ooh. See, like, if you forget everything you say, it's like deals and bets don't mean anything. Because it's jar, and you just, as soon as you leave the room, bets are off, they're cancelled. I do I mention that because it's still not over. But the main housekeeping thing was this food poisoning, intentional food poisoning topic, which just got people thinking, really. The basic premise was that someone at work was having their lunch stolen every day or whatever, regularly enough for it to be something he was bothered by.

So he intentionally poisoned this lunch to try and find the culprit or at least make them pay for what they've done. yeah for stealing as nutrients we've got lots of interesting feedback on this LG Grail said I've had meat that was literally hours out of date and got food poisoning to be fair it was mice beef but still

mice beef is this the beef yeah don't eat mouse mice beef be a F I don't know what Wait, mice, B, A, F. Yeah. I think he's supposed to be

mince beef. Um, no, but why would he still spell it B, E, A.F? Like, either way, it's like... I understood it, so stop whipping a bar in this jarling's sentence, okay? You're being... No, not ripping apart. No, it's funny. Mice beef is funny.

Yeah. Right, but there was a, there was a main post on the, uh, John Media Subrida, actually. On the intentional food poisoning topic. The guy who made the sandwich was in the wrong. We first have the legal aspect, And if he pleaded guilty to the claim that he intentionally used bad me, I doubt he would come out unscathed as the other person somehow ended up dead. Morally, even a slim possibility of death or other severe side effects makes it immoral by default when done deliberately.

If I sent a video that is potentially seizure-inducing to someone to shock them, then if they have a seizure, that would be on me. Or for a more direct analogy, it would be wrong to push someone off a small cliff as payback if there is a chance they break their neck. at the most generous interpretation the action taken by this friend is highly irresponsible but knowingly putting someone at the level of severe risk isn't acceptable for payback on an offence as small as taking lunch we also lack information on the person stealing and from the sounds of it the poster lacks this information too

for we know they're struggling to make it by and their only options to steal food from others that doesn't make it correct to take the food from a co-worker but you can't attach so much selfish intent anymore as a few have pointed out the analogies used here are flawed so take them as you will but I still stand by the arguments made

and to anyone else who has these sorts of dilemmas share them so we can get more of these discussions on the cast Well this is the thing This is why you don't poison the food You just fill it of laxatives Because it's like if they shit themselves They've just learned about it Well they're allergic to laxatives

Well they die okay That's fine That's completely different okay The only way I could see getting around it legally is by saying they just made a sandwich. They didn't know the meat was out of date. When you think of this one, then, from ghosty and stereo, here's the thing, though.

No one held a gun to the thief's head and said, eat the poisoned food. If you made the food with expired products, then you can make the case that you had no idea that you used expired products. As for the laxative one, you could argue that this is how you help your constipation, since you could say you're bad at taking pills.

At work, though, this argument may fall apart because why would you want to stay on the toilet long? as for who's right and who's wrong this is a morally grey area OPE said it was consistently happening which is fuck because they're depriving a person of nutrients slash energy because they failed to make slash bring themselves food

in OPE's scenario I believe that what their friend did was justified it's not like they put arsenic in it also how does one not recognise bad food after at most three bites under different circumstances OPE's friend would not be justified if it had happened once

yeah it would repeat It's being repeated, but it's like, people, we've got to assume, if someone's smart enough to steal food, they're probably smart enough to know meat is off. Like, if they eat the meat, that's the room for. No, but you know what I mean, right? It's like, you can't re-assume, like, someone's so fucking stupid that they're not going to recognize me. But it's, if you're going to, going to steal food, you should probably be smart enough to know, oh, that meat's a bit off. Because you know that what you're doing shit, so you should know. know that someone might retaliate by poisoning the food, not poisoning, but booby-trapping it.

Like, surely, we shouldn't be treating everyone as if they're fucking like five. So if they, if they eat obviously want on meat, it's on nobody else but themselves for eating the obviously wanton meat. Yeah, and I'd say a lot of, a lot of it comes down to the person stealing, because they don't know what's in that sandwich. They didn't make it. But here's the thing. somewhere in this story it got confused and it's actually

not a sandwich originally it's a burrito. It's a burrito. Which makes poison it even more justified. Joe Thompson 5314 says many good points. Yeah I guess looking into it my friend may have gone a bit too far with the spoiled meat or so somehow it changed to being a sandwich but it was actually a burrito which I think as far as hiding gone off meat is easier in a burrito

might have some spicy sauce A bit of sour cream in there All sorts of different flavors And if you were making an intentionally poisoned burrito Would you do all the works? Would you add everything like that? I would at least put some kind of hot sauce in there To try and hide the gone off meat

Smell and taste It depends how gone off we're talking If there's like straight up mould I don't know how you're going to not pick that up in some way but in my perspective the thief is still in the wrong

they're in the wrong because they did the wrong thing and that's because they put what on me lactatives is the answer I think they're both in the wrong two wrongs do not make a right I repeat two wrongs do not forge into one right

this is why laxatives make sense because first of all you're not killing them and you find out who's actually done it. That means you can confront them direct. Yeah, they're going to have some fucking liquid coming out of their bum in huge quantities, but

that means you can actually talk to them of why they're stealing your food. And that results as a situation because in a lot of scenarios, you don't know who's stealing your food. So you're not going to be able to approach them and be like, why you're stealing my food, until you know who they are. And by doing, and you can find that out by seeing them

in the toilet for like two hours. Yeah, also was this a case where like this was the first thing the person did in retaliation because I feel like you could write a note or something and say like I know you're stealing my food stop

and then if they read that and continue like if there's an escalation then it's more understandable but if it's just straight to all right I'm going to kill this guy yeah that's that's immortal and you're one that was like that crazy story from in the UK a few weeks ago

whatever we're like a neighbor like killed one of the other neighbors over like a parking spot or something it's like bro oh English people fucking get so angry over parking spots yeah they it becomes a death match

like someone's going to get hurt even if you're one millimeter over their parking bay it's so stupid like when people like getting all antsy and car parks and shit and getting all angry each other it's like one park And someone will like go the wrong way just to sneak in before someone else and then start like a whole fucking brawl

Yeah, it's like a one-minute inconvenience. And actually James, the original poster agreed with you in your laxative stance actually I personally like James as laxatives. I do a lot more The thought of the lunch thief uncontrollably pooping himself I feel is a lot funnier than him getting sick and there's a smaller chance of him dying Yeah, as far as human is concerned, I agree Mm-hmm No, laxatives are the safe solution to every problem you have Every problem Yeah, what problems could not be resolved by having laxatives?

Have you ever taken lactatives? No There are some things where, like if you eat too much of it It creates a laxative effect Like those weird sugar-free like Harry both things Yeah, yeah But like a fine amount in a burrito is fine Like that's just going to make you shoot yourself

If there's lots of Chipotle in there Yeah you might be done it anyway Yeah Right Let's do some topics Um I think it's going to be asked Or was going to be asked

In the questions section till the end But I want to start with Eldon Ring That's finally here Eldon Wong Jim's hyped for it You've seen the review scores and everything I suppose you haven't as of now started it yet have you haven't had the chance to get to it yet

and I'm kind of expecting it not to run yeah because you'll be playing it on PC yeah how old is my PC now five years not more is that the last time you upgraded it I thought you upgraded a part of it yours is newer than mine James James upgraded the graphics card on his yours i think i i if i went and downloaded it now i'm sure that i'd probably be able to play it fine because and you've got a better pc than me mine's much older and much more abused you'll be able to want it fine um the thing is i i can't really get higher than like 60 fps on on dark souls 3 and secretary so i'm just going to have to try it out

It's been a kind of an interesting like reaction because it's getting like wide critical acclaim obviously it's got like a 97 I think and everyone's loving it

but it does appear to be having some technical problems like saying like don't play it on the PS5 version load up the PS4 one for a more consistent locked 60 is quite unusual But do you think it just kind of highlights the weird, like, disconnect with the whole, like, review, like, system?

Because it's been a thing, like, I've been noticing for, like, years where, like, all these big IGNs, your Kotaku's, whatever. I don't even know if Kotaku even does gain reviews anymore. I don't know. I'm pretty sure they went Bangkok. But, yeah. I get like Kotaku Polygon you know all those types

all mixed up but the point being because that was a thing too as the discussion was started where like a lot of the reviews mentioned they hadn't like fully finished the game or they only had a week to play it

and it's a huge game it's like 80 hours easily or something that's like standard from what I understand that's like a good player that way of reviewing games doesn't seem to like make sense with certain products if you can't get them early because then you're making these reviews that make like in a few months once like the actual like

gamers who like go deep into the shit once those videos start coming out the actual in-depth like takes or whatever it makes those original drop reviews like pointless like they're rushed in like a week yeah you can't develop the same like depth of review or opinion i i'd say though you can't say if a game is good from 60 hours, you know, and that seems to be like the minimum for a review, like the amount of time they've put into Aldenbring. And like, I, I trust that they're, they're not being dishonest. They've just played the game for 60 hours. 60 hours is a lot of time. You know if a game is good by 60 hours. It doesn't really bother me. Yeah. And like, I have opinions on games

like I really like and I will probably never finish them because like with a game to me that's totally fine because you you have the engagement with it you enjoy that time with it

and then you can stop it's different from like a book or a movie where you sort of need to see the story through its end if it's like your job though if you're like being paid to be game reviewed, you don't think. But as long as it's prefaced with, like, I didn't finish it.

Yeah, I agree with that. You've got to be like up front with, like, how much time you spent on it, like what platforms you're playing it on, all this. Yeah, and I think if you play it for that amount of time and then say it in the review, I'm going to play it more. That's like criticism towards

it, so. But do you agree with this observation where like a lot of the time it feels like these these kind of rushed out journalist reviews they're like so like surface level compared to yeah yeah um it's a different type of content though because like that's what I mean though it seems kind of like old and outdated

and just like the the magazine way of doing shit because games they're different it doesn't really work with that like magazine like it's like a movie or like review you know you can get through a movie if you real quick and even like with the early magazine gaming era shit games were different then you didn't have online services and like yeah they didn't change a game launched like elder ring and had like problems like that it would just have been like fucked like in those

early like in that early era like the wee era there was that Nintendo game that was released that had like a fucked bug or whatever and Nintendo had no way to patch it so they had to like take your like wease like memory card or whatever you could send it to them and they would patch it themselves like it's weird man that just the interactive nature of it makes it so much more complicated and like

yeah it's much harder to just say if a game is good I reckon then yeah yeah other mediums I do yeah I just do feel like that disconnect is growing and growing especially because like how do you even review like live service games like that you know yeah like destiny and stuff you have to just review it on like a rotor yeah yeah it's wacky which makes it even harder to get into you well seeing as you

mentioned destiny um i've been playing a bit of the witch queen um i'll keep my thoughts light though it's it's pretty good um the live service problem of the phomo feeling the need to like stay on top of all the like seasons and the the little story drips that have unfolded over the seasons it's not really the easiest like and it's always been a destiny problem already like they're like staying on top of it like what the fuck is going on like with the systems and everything but now there's this kind of like building plot and all these characters that have been doing things but it's like man so i got to do like research now on top of yeah like the story doesn't seem to work really on a vacuum, but at the same time, you can't really critique it for that, because they have been, like, teasing and, like, building this, like, villain up for, like, a long-ass time. I remember it in Destiny 1, them saying Sabbath and all the time, and I haven't finished it yet, so I've heard this, like, reveals and stuff that happens, and last night I finished a level, and it was like the first time I think ever in like a destiny um like story where I was like

I actually kind of want to see what's going to happen next because normally like the story would get to that point but it would be the final mission and the expansion would be over and it's like oh so you're like you're wrapping up on the hook that like makes no sense yeah I mean it's clearly a limitation of just like the design um but yeah it's I'll get into it deeper is another point but would you say it's a good jumping in point that's the thing um honestly no for a couple of different reasons pricing structure and the pricing of everything is fucked um it's awful and i think it really is bad in destiny it's like super confusing and annoying and difficult to get into and you just bombarded with so much shit and this thing of

like they've added into the map I'm quite a useful feature actually that does help you kind of stay on top with the story with they've added this kind of like timeline with um like an interactive timeline you can hover the mouse over and like read what happened in each season and shit um so I guess I need to do that to properly catch up but it's like not the most exciting way I just I don't know why they if they want to do this transmedia shit if they could lean more into the

why can you not have like little like short films being made and stuff that you can like watch in the game or something apex yeah that kind of thing I don't see why not because they another thing I liked about it was that they were actually like explaining like hive law like in the game

um like what they are and shit and it's like this is pretty like this is what I was expecting from the original vanilla to be honest but um yeah I'm still getting something now um And the glave's really fun.

In other news, a little bit of Horizon Forbidden West I've been tinkering with. That's really quite... Yeah. I can't believe I didn't twig that the main character is called Alloy. Yeah, A-Loy. A-Loy. Just straight up, Alloy.

A-Loy. Still one of the worst names ever of a protagonist, maybe. yeah it's right it's pretty fun yeah I heard all good shit about the the first game and I've heard great stuff about the second again and I can't quite put my finger on it

but I'm just not interested in getting into I'm like right down the middle where I like really love half of the game but really dislike the other half the moment to moment like combat and the way everything's animated and the visuals of it and like chipping parts off of these machines and how all the like particle effects

and pieces flying everywhere and the sound and shit that is awesome and the combat and everything feels really good but I just don't really care about the world very much I don't it's like almost too much like as it's explained it's always like talking and shit and trying to like give context

to something that's kind of inherently stupid yeah it does seem to sort of take itself too seriously yeah for how for how like ridiculous the like robot dinosaur thing is um i feel like that works better with like a blood dragon kind of tone where it's like just silly um you don't feel the need to like go into the law uh i might be alone on this um because i know people really like that first game especially but I didn't love the story of that first game either I'd forgotten that I actually got all the way through it but then like starting the second one was like oh yeah I actually remember doing a bunch of this shit it was just like really forgettable and not that interesting but gameplay carries it was kind of what we were saying earlier it's like more

complex than just like I'll happily still finish the game um but I'm not being driven by the story unlike yeah a lot of different games that I would be more so anything else you're tinkering with something aren't you James I am um Warhammer 3 came out a few weeks ago really good just a good expansion of Warhammer 2 I love the whole chaos gods they go they've which the whole game is basically based around loads of like variety of units and just cool visuals and it's just a really fun game and it's worth playing it's on game pass so I guess you like strategy It's definitely one to just pick up and see how you feel because it's really good.

And then we've got Grand Trismo coming out in like a week's time. Grand Trismo 7. It's just built for me. So I'm really hyped for that. Yeah, actually looks insane grand trisome. The graphics, they've like somehow taken it beyond of like what Hawaii's and Fores has achieved. It looks insane. Yeah, I was really, I read an article about this AI thing you're telling me about,

seems very interesting and apparently it's like the AI it's like based around to like a level of real wasting drivers where if you're wasting against the hardest AI it's like you've got to be fucking good

because you've got to because you're wasting against such a difficult AI with like driving like real wasting drivers based off and whatnot yeah because Horizon sort of cheats where it just makes a car faster yeah but I don't think they're doing that of Grantedism

at all where they've actually rebuilt the way like AI works like imagine when the Xbox one launched we had FOSA doing their whole driver tar thing it was like basing it off your data but all that was was sticking a name above the AIs they've had before it was a one so it never changed but Grandizmo

seemed to be progressing that and actually remaking the whole AI system which means it could be really interesting because I've played racing games as so long it's like none of it's difficult anything because it's like in FOSA you can do the hardest thing like unbeatable or whatever

and there'll be a car that can't do 200 mile an hour that's doing 220 the car physically can't do that the AI is making it fucking fly but Quanto's is not doing that which is what I want on a challenge and it just seems to be like it seems to be they're going

for that whole really anal kind of the smallest things matter the way you customize your car the way you're more like simi as opposed to arcade right yeah yeah and it just seems to be the perfect thing for my mind because I like put in Spoilers are like adjusting the little canards on the side.

It's like the most in-depth, highly detailed shit that I love as a car guy. So the game's going for that, so I'm going to love it. And there'll probably be a video on it. Because I'd love to talk about it. Yeah, that's coming out. Anything else to throw out there before the mid-break? I ain't done shit. I ain't done shit, but shit.

See after these shits. Life can be a did. sometimes so get your dick from out your hand and don't be a dick wear a dick the head t-shirts available now check the description below the shit theory is just continuing to deliver the shit theory is that an actual thing oh do you need to shit right now I've needed to shit for the last like hour oh oh your your idea that my theory needing to shit makes the cast better yeah because I've needed a piss for last hour and I think it makes it worse.

I can't... No, I would agree with that. Needing to piss does make it worse. But poop is different. No. Do you ever get to a point where you've ignored needing to shit? Then an hour or two later it comes back and it's like... When your earth is bleeding.

No, no, no. Just holding shit. When you're sort of touching cloths sort of tell true. I guess so because I was doing something like a few weeks ago and it's like the first time I properly noticed this because I was... You know, I was out doing some of my car, and, you know, if I'm doing stuff in my novels, I'm not going to think to shit, because it's just a hassle to take it all off. So I think I just kind of held it in, held the bowels, like Helms Deep. I was holding against the swarm.

And then, like, it got to two hours later, and it was, like, the desire to shit, like, hit me into me, and it was like, I ain't holding this anymore. And then I shit, and it's, like, the most fucking, like, furious shit I've ever had. Because I've held it Furious Because once you've held it up to a point You forget you're holding it Because your body's just doing its thing So your mind's not thinking you to shit

But it does So you're telling me your dungarees Don't have a flat A butt flat Pooping Yeah my dungarees Man James has dungarees

No I don't have dungarees I was thinking Why do farts need to be Like released Because if you don't The same reason burps Need to be released bro No, I think it's different.

No, but there's like a valve. Like, an asshole's just open, you know? Surely it should leak out on its own. Yeah, it should just, like, if you hold a, because, like, people fart without knowing all the time. Yeah. Like, minor bits of gas. But, like, a big fart, you get that feeling where it's like, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. Oh, shit, I'm in, like, a quiet room.

Just hold it. And then you feel it, like, just go back up. No, do you not feel it, leak out? Well, no, because there's the chance that if it requires that first little push, and that can be audible. You got, yeah, you just got to spread them cheeks and just let it. This is a you problem because my farts aren't noisy. Aren't noisy? Yeah, I don't have, like, really loud farts.

You do. I think it's because you've got a really hairy ass. Why don't have a hairy ass? Masks the sound. No, because the hair wouldn't change. No, it does. It's like noise cancellation. It's like memory foam.

Yeah. It's like this. Yeah, yeah. Why are you saying I've got a hairy arso? Well, because you're a hairy guy. I'm just assuming. No, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my boot hem is perfectly smooth. Do you get it waxed?

Yeah. Fair enough. Gotta be prepared. Be prepared. Yeah. Right, let's do some questions from the, uh, uh, jar community head over to the subreddit

where there's a suggestion where you can ask us whatever you feel like and obviously being the number one shit podcast we love questions about shit the more the barrier

uh hollerie is going to start us off what's something that you regret losing or throwing away on the contrary anything you regret buying or being given don't just giggle to yourself your flashlight

I didn't regret that I'm not ashamed You're not ashamed of what Having one No that's one of your regrets throwing it away Yeah No I don't regret throwing it away I don't really care

I just feel sorry for the Garbage mining that to fucking see that And they're like the bin back Sorry I've taken it home for himself Ooh it's a saku dry I knew this job would pay off Oh

Um Is it suck you dry um what a great name for a product it's fucking oh so sick um I know I just like the container

because it's just like that's cool did you laugh when you first opened yes I fucking screamed laughed doesn't have like vampire teeth yeah that's the that was the whole gimmick of it I'm not ashamed

should be the buy too dry hmm Because vampires suck your blood, so it's sucking you dry. Oh, right, yeah, I guess. Sucking your blood, cock. I guess I associate vampires more with biting. But I guess they do suck. Well, they bite you and then suck your blood.

But biting is obviously the first part. No, they suck more than they bite. What's the famous quote? I want to suck your blood. Right? I want to suck who dry. Um, I actually have a system to prevent this from happening to me. Not the sucky dry thing, but the, um...

I've got a system to prevent being sucked dry. Um, where anything that I think I'm going to throw away, I'll put in, like, a bag and then put in a garage. And then if, like, two months later, it's still out there and I haven't needed it. It's like, oh, getting rid. That's, no, that is, it's like a... That's smart. It's quarantining. It's like an airlock.

Yeah. Yeah. yeah because my logic's like if i didn't need it in those two months i'm not going to need it yeah no two months a good period because it's like what if it's like a radiator and you're like well it's been summer for two months no i keep my my one fan and my one radiator and alternate them throughout the weather systems see i kind of i'm quite utilitarian in that i never get with the things I, you see, if I own things I use all the time,

or I only own things that I have sentimental value for and I think are cool. Like I have a newspaper from a Japanese car mag and it's just loads of cars or sell and I got it like five years ago and it's just a piece of paper and I love it. It's like this weird sentimental thing. Do you have anything like that you've like lost?

Or thrown away and regret? No, I don't really throw anything away. My chain. My little chain I have. as a kid. I love that thing. Yeah. It's weird you mention that because there was like a different question asking about that chain. Um, really? Yeah. When did I mention the chain? You've mentioned the chain before because I didn't know what you were phoned. I never talk about the chain. You have. Uh, fruscanti fucker says, do a roleplay where James gives Jim is 50 pounds.

And punished Eric replied to a saying very unrealistic roleplay. Ooh. No, because I'm not gonna not pay you I can just buy you a meal What a 50 quib meal Where are we going? Millum Carter's obviously Or do you want a bit more posher than that Do you want a bit more fancy

Do you want me to wine and dine? They call that move in the goalpost, don't they? Right? Well, if James is getting 50 pound No matter what, it doesn't matter No, but that's not getting 50 pounds That's like getting a voucher That's like saying

his money but you have to spend it where I'm telling you to spend it is a voucher worse than no not if you're no because I if someone say gets a my protein voucher I like that because I go to buy from there anyway

yeah but if you were given money you could be like oh I actually like really need to buy fuel and I'm running a bit low on cash maybe no I think it depends on like what if I say to like a gift whatever I'll either say give me money or or like I want to buy some X eventually so buy me a gift voucher for X because I want to buy that

so I'm making it clear to them that either works because I want both is I'm not just assuming that if they get me an Amazon voucher I'm just going to you know that's a bit of a pain because I might not want anything at the time from there so I make it clear that I've got intentions to buy from X or Y place that's what I do but that's completely relevant to your question so I'd say vouchers are Microsoft points

which suck which coincidentally we're introducing a new feature on the channel called jar points we have products that are available for 200 points but you can only buy points in packs of either 50 or 200 and if you buy 7,000 points

in one go we'll give you a free busty sandy and after you know the amount every time I'm going to on Facebook, I'm being introduced to a new NFT. And like they're all focused around animals the levels they're going to now fucking help.

What have you seen? Any standouts that help do pup filthy? Yeah, no, there's fucking there's punk angels. That's one of them. Pupe clean? Pop clean's come out. I'd have to check, but there is some fucking really

ridiculous ones I've seen because it's like the art's getting worse and they always advertise it through oh look keek number one NFT research tool and it's like the most 3D it's like 3D versions of the NFTs

that already exist oh yeah that's actually a bored ape like it and they own the only way they're getting people in is by saying oh this is this is um Ronaldo's invested in this

Messi's vested in it Logan Paul is to happen yeah because that's just when that you're almost brain chips come out that would be the same thing yeah apocalyptic apes is one of them the brain chips might have some utility though

like I'll be able to light that candle with my brain really I always envisioned it would be more just like having a halo hood with your energy shield what use would that be because then you could have like a marker like just telling you where to go and that would be good yeah like if you're driving there's just like a marker you follow no that would be what about if um you can like have a mind palace so you can be like okay uh

drive me to Scotland, body, I'm going to go play Apex in the Mine Palace. That's, no, no. Yeah, you could have, like, screens that your brain is, like, projecting that aren't actually there. You're, like, playing Apex on one of your, like, brain screens. You've got Facebook open in the Metaverse on one of the other screens. Yeah, you're chatting to your grandma and the Metaverse. You're playing Apex with your grandma and your uncle.

Yeah, while FaceTiming in the Metaverse and also getting married in Final Fantasy. fantasy 14 yeah we find fantasy fucking 142 by then I I'm not to sound like a boomer or you know stuck in the past I do not want it you don't want I don't want any of these I don't want a brain chip installed into your brain no what you say the government are going to control us Alex they're funded by the government this is all the plan it's like the it's what um plankton does in the sponge bob movie it's like the villains and plan that's a bucket Same thing. It's a chum bucket on their heads. That's totally different. Just replace chum bucket with AI chip going in brain. We're already being brainwashed by TikTok and... No, but imagine...

You have to pick up your phone to look at TikToks. Imagine just like being able to blink your right eye and then the funniest TikTok just appears. You could control people really easily. No, people would control themselves. You'd never need to entertain... Like, your two-year-old's pissing you off. Brain-chipping.

Yeah. Tic-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Eat. Yeah. Breed a gamer champion. Yeah, breed a millionaire. Yeah, when babies are, like, in their cot, you can stream, Twitch streams so they can watch, like, the best players. You're making them the most... ...become so politically knowledgeable.

Yeah. But they just watch Twitch debates. Yeah. You'll just make them neurotic. what would their first word be Hassan it would be like I'm a champagne socialist

What is a champagne socialist Brous it down for me It's just a fake socialist Someone who doesn't believe in it Oh I believe in it but lives a life That's given to them by capitalism Yeah but you have to live a life given to you by capitalism when you live in capitalism?

No, I don't. You buy things? I do not live in a mansion and accept money from people poorer than me. When I'm a millionaire. Yeah, but you would if you could. No, I wouldn't. I don't. No, you would.

I wouldn't be a millionaire because I'd have all of my money in whims. So therefore, I wouldn't be a champagne socialist. I'll share my wills of people. That makes me a true socialist. Do you want some real socialists? your car, I can hook you up. No, I'm good. Fuck you. Communist cunt. Jonathan Toothouse has one.

One I've been interested in. I put out a few weeks ago a call for aid when I was talking about Sing 2 and this weird motion blur shit. There's more. On the last week's cast, the boys mentioned the weird amount of motion blur in Sing 2 and I have some thoughts as to why this is probably the case as someone who works in the animation industry.

I watched the trailer footage at 0.25 times speed, and I can tell that the frames are too distinct to be created through frame interpolation. Since the technology just isn't there yet for animation, creating frames is also fairly automated in 3D animation regardless, meaning that there's no real need for them to add frames this way, so all the motion blur in the film is added deliberately. It's not unusual for 3D animation to have motion blur added for realism, because real-life cameras and human eyes are rarely 100% focused,

but I think illumination definitely goes overboard with the amount they add as a stylistic choice. I've noticed it a lot in their films, and I also think it's exasperated, by the way, they seemingly render everything with the weird haze slash glow, which makes the motion blur effect even stronger when things are moving. The scenes with the wolf girl in the harness are a horrendous example, and they literally gave me a headache when I was playing them back. I think for the insight that makes more sense than the frame interpreting thing, which was what my gut was telling me.

So it's intentional. It's like a stylistic choice Yeah, I guess that makes sense A weird choice When I don't like or agree with And it makes all their movies look like You know when people It's like a bit of a trend on some like social medias

Where they'll take like clips from a movie But like put a million filters over it Like some text and shit It makes every all their films look like that An edit Like a fan edit But it's like the main movie looks that way You know our first trap

Punished Eric says What is up, gamers, I have a story for you today One night when I was stroking my melman And I got rather curious I saw out the legendary video Lucy Ties an Asian queen Upon finding the video I scrolled down to the comments

To find the top comment reading I squirt diarrhea out of my golden pussy Upon reading said comment I couldn't stop laughing and ended up not masturbating Thanks jar I now squirt diarrhea out my golden pussy game on No we're bullying this jarling We're fucking bullying them

Why, but he did what you're always saying He defeated the demon Through comedy For it, that's succumbing to the demon That's succumbing to the demon He convinced himself out of it He like nearly Through humour

That's not, that's not good enough What's your problem with it being through humour Humour? He's failed Before he even begun Laughter is the best medicine Yes, it is Even for porn addiction Yeah

Now I found Um Ooh James House says Best and Worst takeaways you've had Best Cuisines Um So the best takeaway I've had is

Um We've yet to try cock I really do want to have a lovely bit of cock Yeah I'm actually really I'm interested in that Yeah I'm interested It looks awesome We could go now

When tonight Closed on Sundays Oh let's go It's closed on Sundays Like Oh James my I guess you have to go

I guess you know Wednesday has to be cock day Wednesday cock day You know it's hump day You know I can't love a bit of cock on hump day Um worst takeaways I've had is the Um

Does the any Cabab place that sells pizza That's like the worst takeaway you can get Yeah but you love you I always get it I don't anymore because Like the last one I've got it just tasted so far fucking bird. I convinced myself

to not to get them anymore. Do you think James would have like that takeaway pizza we got in London? Yeah, I probably would have fucking loved it. But I wasn't invited to London, so best not talk about it. They didn't see Roosevelt. You didn't give a fuck about Roosevelt? No, you didn't ask me at that time, did you? Oh, James is a little immature... I didn't

even see Roosevelt. Jim was house sitting? Yeah, I was house sitting in London. Oh, well, James's little immature babies, a fuck, he's a bitch. Why didn't we not invite him? The immature babies are the ones going to listen to Roosevelt. Yeah, true. Damn.

No offense, He's German, though, you know? Yeah, and I didn't want... Fuck. Well... German cuisine? Sausages? Sausages?

Sure. Burgers, good. Bad cuisines? I'm gonna say the worst kind of cuisine for me personally, out of... Because there's different levels of food in general. When you're eating it, you can have a...

an amazing time, but then, you know, hour later, half hour later, there is always an after effect of the food, of takeaway, and the worst kind is kebabs. You know, having like a sandwiched kebabs, sloppy chips, mayo chicken, whatever, that half hour after,

you don't even want to be alive. It's like the worst kind of, like, feeling. See, I get that, I don't know if this is a controversial one from, like, fish and chips. No, fish, you always, no, that's the worst. I haven't had fish and chips in so long, I forgot how terrible would you feel afterwards? No, I will preface.

Being in the middle of the country, our fish and chips are going to be shit. Yes. A good, like, nice fresh fresh and chips. It's fluffy. Good. But even in saying that, I'll still, I think I'll always prefer, like, a non-battered piece of fish over the batter. It depends on the fish. I find cod way too bland to not have battered.

Yeah, if it's cod. If it's call of duty, then, yeah, slacks and batter on there. Yeah, I... But here, it's like the takeaway fish places we have are not good. They're sloppy. No, there's an okay one in town. It's definitely not my go-to, though. No, I haven't had a special chips.

I like their chips. The way they do chips is nice. Buy some chips. I think it might be why you feel so bad after. It's just like the fucking salt overload. Yeah. I think Adomino's pizza never gives me bad after feelings. But it's like average while eating it

Like good went afterwards But that doesn't mean I want to eat it And I found that like a Chinese For me If you with Chinese you just have to stop There's a point you've got you've got You don't cross the line So as long as you don't cross the line

You will be fine after and it would be tape I feel that way about curry It's easy to overeat curry I disagree with the Chinese one Because I find you have to push it past the point Where you're like initially quite uncomfortable but if you don't push to that point

you're going to be hungry again soon no I disagree I've never been hungry after a KFC what Chinese I've never been hungry after Chinese even when I eat to excess or barely at all I just feel because it's like whiten

that's like better for you than let's say like a pizza so I don't get feel as bad but a curry that in terms of enjoyment while eating curry is number one without doubt curry just taste the best and it's the best to experience

so for you best cuisine Indian yeah I had an Indian on Friday and it was just fucking good loved it I like sushi I've not had a sushi take away I like sushi um

my favourite is probably burger burgers burgers are are reliable I if I'm getting a takeaway burgers are the one I'm not going to buy like a burger is not

takeaway it's not worthy enough to be a takeaway and the one good burger burgers you get burgers every damn day what you're talking about the best takeaway burger we had here is not delivering to your house specifically well delivers to mine and that's great because I'm never going to order

for them so I'm just not a big burger boy to be perfectly honest but that's there's no such thing as a bad cuisine though no yeah you're right there's bad food you can like make a bad version of a cuisine but yeah like in my mind right now i can picture um like a traditional english roast dinner like the shittest one you can imagine for my toby carvery yeah like an actual shit but then on the other end of the spectrum fucking succulent meat with some perfectly done fucking glistening potatoes, some parsnips, some fucking gravy,

a bit of broccoli, whatever. Stuffing. Some stuff. Stuffing. I do not like stuffing. Some of the best things in a roast. What are you talking about? It's the best thing. No. The best thing the roast is the veggies and the potato.

Those lovely potatoes, they make me Aunt Bessie's. Taters. Yeah, Aunt Bessie's Tators. Okay, okay Oh, here we are From Sven Did you guys have any favorite stuffed animals

Slash toys as a toddler That you take with you everywhere I remember Jim talking about a chain he had And then they just put ape X predator As in ape X Ape dash X Yeah cool Um

I also had quackers I liked Oh yeah We actually have one of the ducks around here somewhere No it's not the It's not quackers but there was another one you had Yeah, I had all sorts of ducks

But I had two quackers There were little yellow ducks And one of them had a tag And one of them didn't So that's how I differentiated them But they were both quackers Should they go get teddy dog? Oh, you have teddy dog

I have teddy dog Yeah, go get teddy dog Let's candle burn him Yeah Teddy dog Cabab. Ha ha ha! James, what was your favourite chain as a child?

Um, you're gonna cringe. Okay. I was, um... I couldn't go anywhere without a hot wheeled car. Really? Yeah. Why would I cringe at that? Because that's like, oh look, the kids are like soft things and it's me.

I like fucking Hot Wheels cars. Oh shit, Teddy Dog. That is a treasure, though. Yeah, that is. I got Teddy Dog. foreshadowing a max and pays why is he called teddy dog I don't know it was like a child a baby

it's a teddy as a dog she was such a stupid baby it's quite literal isn't it it's like oh where's your teddy that's the group word you know what does teddy mean though because teddy like this is a teddy why

a teddy boy I don't actually have one So you're telling me what you... James had cars, James had Hot Wheels I don't remember a sheet of metal I never remember a teddy specifically But I just remember that I was one of those kids where I was like I'll go to the supermarket, buy Hot Wheels

Or go somewhere, bring a Hot Wheels That was just my thing What about like an Action Man or a Bionicle? I had Action Man bionicle But I didn't take them if you were You didn't have like a favour one That was like, Capaca, you're coming with me No, the one, the teddy I had was a snake.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had one of those, like, IKEA snakes that was like two meters long. I loved it. Yeah, that was my thing. And that's kind of why I love snake. Snake teddy's are good. They're the best, and you could throw them around them because they've got beads on the end. You can use them as a weapon.

You just fucking, you find that out of the hardware. Yeah. I had this cool, like, crocodile teddy from Australia. It was fucking giant. Yeah, yeah. I think my cousin has, though. Yeah. Um

Bolton bear Bolton bear Um Bolton bear Foughty Foboom That was the same thing Wasn't it No

Bolton bear was the little bear He's in the The pint glass now The charming bear Yes Yeah the charming bear And also Fatty Fatty Boom boom boom

Was the bigger bear Is that his name Fatty Fanny Boom Yeah That sounds like some You'd say and giggle No, I do remember Fatty Fatty Boom Boom

But I just hadn't Thought about Fatty Fatty Boom Boom for quite a while Yeah, it's not particularly Like Rotunda bear or anything I just called him that Oh, you got Bardonna as well Bar Donner was nobody There was no affection or a fucking child

It was disdain And that fucking fear I don't even know where our Adonnas gone I think Doesn't my dad have it Yeah I think so I don't tell me you've given it On the shelf

Like in the living ground can we you're in trouble sheep can we tie it to his car so it dangles no so it dangles yeah if one of us had like a nice big truck if we had a moto I feel like that would be kind of dangerous though because it's going to have like a battery pack in there and if that thing comes flying off on the motorway

and it's like hit someone's windscreen no that won't go for windscreen James Bardona's a dense piece of material no but windscreen's a strong Strong. Bardon is pretty fucking strong. Can withstand a firework.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why I had a chain. Because I was very much into like soft toys and animals. Surely it was the texture and the sound. Yeah. It's basically like ASMR. Yeah, it is ASMR thing. I think I like the coldness as well.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it goes with your heart. Ah! Yeah, I like chains, though. I like them. clinking and going. Why don't you wear one then? Well, I'd quite like to wear chain mail.

Oh, take it to the extreme. Summer when you go on a hike. Everywhere you go, you just hear this. Well, just like a chain mail vest. You know? Because also I'd be safe. On the off trance, there's just like a someone with a bow and arrow about. Yeah.

Like a spear or something. Yeah, a rogue. bolts from a crossbow, you know? Yeah, a rogue knight who's trying to fucking hunt you down. No, they see you wearing it and they start wearing it because they know that you're finally the rifle to them. Well, you know how, like, body armour, like, the, like, military body armour is becoming fashion for whatever reason.

Yeah, um, techwear. Not actual body armour, but it looks like a Kevlar vest or something. Because fashion goes in cycles, I'm thinking chain mail's got to be coming back at some point so we need to invest while like people aren't on it we need to get this chain mail shit going when are like powdered wig's going to come back yeah and um like huge dresses we nearly got there big booty dresses yeah just like yeah well then then they don't need to get Brazilian ass surgery like nobody needs it and and I think both men and women have

ever read the NHS um Brazilian butt surgery um page I've never read it when you when you like Google search Brazilian butt lift it's like the first result on the UK Google I went on it and read through it because it's like apparently one of the most dangerous surgeries you can get as far as a um yeah because isn't there a lot of like arteries or veins in your butt and if you inject if you inject like basically plastic like polysty like expanding a bunch of like fat from like other parts of your body and just like injecting it into your fucking ass so that's not how you get a nice bottom

just because it's big does not mean it's nice like man I'm gonna say it's so fucking risky for something so is like dumb but that's the the uh the uh the result of the toxic and very dangerous

bodily standards and shit So true Heberty That's one here As we wind down the show Question mainly for James But others can answer I've recently started an art project

Based around cars Which has led me to researching different brands From various time periods I was wondering what your thoughts are On old-fashioned cars from around the 1930s to 60s era Such as vintage Rolls-Royce Orse or Chevrolet Camero Models

See, 30s to 60 is like a huge difference Because like the technology post World War II And the design of cars was hugely different To like, you know The mafia like 30s The look that everyone associated with those cars Is you know putting out of a suit of a Tommy gun Those cars are sick

Like there's one in Cannes like by the coffee shop we go to And it's like the coolest thing Really big huge wheels You know sloping angles Beautiful They're cool They are beautiful cars And then you've got 60

so it was like, that's a rebel. That's when people are like, you know, fucking cool, slick hair, bomber jackets. It's all cool. I like kind of cars from every era because they all have their own vibe and they have their own aesthetic. Because it's not just the car,

it's like, it represents the time period it's from, so you want to build it to that level and you want to match that aesthetic. You want to go all in. But car design is crazy. We're just in the worst kind of time for card sign. Since the 80s car design. Yeah, it's been on a...

Oh no. Because it's like In Europe it's like post Like 2000 it's all about making it wound and look futuristic But then in Japan They're still selling cars like mine which is just box Box on wheels and that's cool But their version of making it futuristic

Weirdly dates it more Yeah way more Yeah So now you have all these like Those early 2000s futuristic cars They're like the fucking ugliest Yeah It's repulsive fucking

Car design at the moment is not good It's like BMW is an example because it's just make grill big. So the whole front end of the car is just a grill and it doesn't look at a plate piezing. Nobody's going to look at that in 20 years and be like, that's gorgeous, that's beautiful. Like you do with the older cars from the 60s, 70s.

You can't appreciate modern car designs. It's not designed to be beautiful. It's designed to be completely utilitarian and be safe. Now, make cars dangerous and good looking. Get rid of seatboats. Get rid of the fucking... Yeah. Get rid of all of it.

Pop up headlights with speed. bikes on. If you had to choose between the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s era, then which... 60s? You put 60s at the top. American muscle cars. I know, I'm not a big fan of America or American cars, but American

muscle cars are fucking sick. If we could buy them, me and Jamie would both drive American muscle cars. Oh, without doubt. Yeah. If I'm popped up tomorrow in good condition, I had the money, it'll be like, yeah. Because everyone thinks you're fucking cool. Nobody looks at it and it's just like that.

Everyone's like, fuck. Let's end on this one then, from the real Ron. Hello, Mingers. A few years ago, I was in the UK and ordered myself an English breakfast. When they brought it out, to my shock and horror, they asked if I wanted any spices like salt or pepper. Salted beans weren't the default.

So here's my question. Do you salt your beans, game on? No. If you look at the contents of the salt contents in a can of beans already, that shit's already high. no that's the thing if it's like a pre-packaged thing don't add salt yeah this is it annoys me because my parents are like oh they put salt and pepper on everything i put pepper on everything i put pepper on beans yeah pepper makes sense but salt my parents add salt to everything and if it's

like if it's been cooked when you're making a meal you add salt when you're making something because it needs a salt so when you've made it and then you're just like the whole play afterwards you're just ruining that and the thing that annoys me is when people get beans and You know, you've got the little puddle and the, whatever, and the sauce, and they get ketchup and, like, onto the sauce. It's already tomato sauce. Yeah, it bothers me, because it's like, bean sauce is fucking lovely. As there's a quote of me saying, they say, oh, bean sauce in by itself,

because I fucking love bean sauce. But adding tomato sauce to bean sauce, no, no, no, we're going in. People who add tomato ketchup to food freak me out. It's like you've just made a grape curry. And then you're adding fucking sauce. Tomato ketchup. Do people really have ketchup with like curry? Or you've had just made a lasagna.

Add ketchup. Bolognaise, add ketchup. Carbonawa, add ketchup. It doesn't matter what you're doing. You've just made a meal and you're fucking ruining it with bloody ketchup. What's your opinion with a pizza ketchup? Pizza ketchup's the only one I draw the line because I've had a lot of shit pizzas. As you said, I used to like shit pizzas.

And the iconic part of a shit pizzas that are actually. that it's barely got any tomato sauce in the pizza. Right, right. So you need the ketchup to make the pizza edible. That's the only point when it becomes acceptable. But if you're adding ketchup to anything else... Um... Salt?

I salt pasta. I salt nothing. Yeah, yeah. The water of the pasta or like the water of the rice or whatever, you know? Yeah, yeah. I salt like chips Oh oh that's one

That's what I can't Yeah sprinkling of salt But it's yeah It's more the It's not good for you To fucking ingest a ton of fucking Soul all the time obviously No

So that's what it's more a health thing for me Because Yeah Obviously salt is damn delicious Of course If there were no Negative health effects Of smothering shit with salt

Then I'd do it more But Don't want that high stuff sodium, you know. I don't, I don't ever salt anything. I will salt or saucy thing, because you got to

like do the taste testing and like a bit salt, a bit of pepper. Oh, too much pepper. Add a bit more salt. Oh, too salty. Add a bit more pepper. Oh, that's a bit of peppery. Add a bit more salt.

You know, and you just sort of keep going until, um, until it's just a salty, peppery mix. Yeah. That's all you can taste. Yeah. And you've emptied the pepper grinder

and the salt shaker. If, if it's, I only use it If I'm making it, if it's, if I've just made something and that it's on the plate, nothing's going to do with it. Yeah, if you make something from scratch, like salt and pepper, that add it to your heart's desire, specifically salt. But if it's like a pre-made thing, don't add salt. Like a can of beans. Yeah, or a can of sauce or anything like that. Yeah, because they often, like, they often do have high salt content.

Yeah, exactly. As far as I need to look at that shit because you shouldn't be adding salt to salt-y shit. unless um i don't know what like americans equivalent of baked beans are like do you think they're more sugary more everything in america is worse like because of the no because of the unregulated market like they yeah they got some crazy chemicals don't they

yeah so everything if there's a if there's a food in england i mean like oh wonder what it is in america just times every content by 10 and you've kind of got the baseline of what food is there yeah they've got like sugar bread and shit or whatever Yeah, sugar and bread. I fucking love bread. Travesty. Have you ever had the reduced sugar beans?

Yeah, and the reduced... I've also tried reduced sugar ketchup. I don't like reduced sugar beans. If I have a can of reduced sugar beans, I'll add sugar. Really? That's fucked up. I'll add, like, half a teaspoon of sugar and stir it in. Okay.

You've got like curry powder and beans. Yeah, yeah. Some good shit right there. See, that's what I should do, and I make the good old pasta and beans. It's like experiment with the beans. Yeah, just spice the beans up a bit That cost, that takes time And, you know, when you're

When you're, when you are built for absolute efficiency The bean and micro pasta in hob is like, that's it That's efficient Curry powder's not on the grind set list No Coffee powder Yeah, coffee powder I would smash some coffee powder and baked beans

Some coffied beans With added salt That's like a cool sort of like cafe in London coffee beans I love like chocolate powder covered coffee beans I just eating coffee beans is so damn good thank you for watching this episode of the Jameter podcast

do you salt your beans do you pepper your beans do you salt your mice beef let us know in the comments below yeah Ugh Oillet paper is absorbative You don't always get every last bit of the toilet paper though That's why Alex uses the wipes

And I just keep fucking doing it into the blood There's only one way to solve this We get three toilets, three cameras And we just fucking analyze No we We wipe each other's ass No, I'm Henry the 8th star You just fucking destroy my ass

It doesn't hurt though It's bleeding That's what I'm here Stop no No No the thing is It's like with my bloody bum When I get stressed

I don't even have to push And my bum is bleeding My stress Like Bodily Too much No no No it's not

I'm not even straining If I get stressed I will just bleed out my bum hole That's just one weird thing about me Oh, that's fucked Yeah, so if it's like, oh, I'm stressed It's like, oh

Have you ever had bloody underwear? No, it's like when you wipe If I get stressed, I'll wipe And that's when blood comes up This is the reason I originally had a prostate exam With the doctor Because of the stress

And I was okay So it shouldn't be blood cock It should be blood asshole Blood butt Blood butt, yeah Blood butt works I just basically I need to have suppositories

every night for the rest of my life surely yeah surely I doesn't need a full suppository like you can just put a little bit of cream or something something that was serious just cream up my my blue bit up every night what was the quote was it crusty then cream

crusty then cream yeah I like James talking about assholes he's like really knowledgeable yeah James's like two specialties of cars and assholes Ha ha ha ha