JAR Media Posdact - Milky Jugs Addiction - Corncast #7

Episode Date: May 11, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the JAR Media Corncast. This is episode 7. You are joined by Jamie, proven. And the man behind the lens, behind the world, behind I, every, it's Alex. Hello. So today, how are we all doing? How are we doing, lads? Oh, you know.

How are we doing? How are we doing? I'm Ruben. Ruben, how are you doing? I'm good, thank you. Jamie, how are you doing? Pretty good. Just annoyed by the stench of my own farts.

Typical, Jamie. You know this week? This week has been a bad week for me. Because for some reason, I don't know what it's been, but my farts are just, I'm fucking normal. They're absolutely terrible. Where are your Shreddies? No. The Shredi's got washing machine.

the week after we got them so they're fucking broken uh but these farts they're not only smelly they're also wet they make a nice feeling when they leave my bottom that's that's my quality and update what the fuck have you been eating usual james stuff yeah toothpaste name name three fruit Okay Strawberries Not a fruit Okay then

If we're gonna go Okay I've had I've had strawberries I've had raspberries Um And I've had nuts So you've had one strawberry

One raspberry And that ain't that You can't just have Strawberry and Raspberry Malam Because that also doesn't count They're just sweet Who eats Malams? Come on

They're pretty good Is that you're talking about Yeah It's funny We've got past the need for my mams No, we haven't. They're still good every now and then. No.

Malhams. I haven't had them in ages. I'm going to put them on my list. There's the hierarchy of actually like the good sweets. You've got the best of squashy's, which we all know is the, it is the Tomahawk T-bone steak of the sweet world. You're obsessed with that steak at the moment? What's...

Okay. Yes, because I haven't seen it in little years. I've been stuck in my house years. and I just want to say... No, there's two years. Yeah, short years. But the sweet order is Squishy's first.

Wrong. How? Let me think of a sweet that is better. You don't even have a list? Strawberry pencils in the, like, three for a pound. Well, what used to be three for a pound. That depends on what shop.

Yeah, it depends. Sainsbury's ones, hardcore. You know, but Tesco ones, not so hardcore. They need to be, like, greasy. Yeah, they need to You need to be able to swallow them And it just slides down your throat

Like a Like a parasite, like a tape worm No, no Out of the free for one pounds, the teeth and lips are the best No They're bottom tier, they're the worst They might be the worst Yeah, teeth and lips might be the worst

I would rather, you know what You know, fucking shrimp and banana They're not even that great and I would rather eat those. Yeah, they are better because the shrimp are pretty cool and the bananas. They're just pretty cool.

They've got a nice texture, haven't they? Yeah, they do. They're like fluffy. Yeah. But the bananas are shit. No, they're not. No, they're not. That's wrong.

The banana's got no flavor. It tastes like banana. It tastes like banana, for Christ's sake. What the fuck? It doesn't have flavor because you've never eaten a banana before. The shrimp tastes better. They taste nicer

because they taste like strawberry. no they taste like shrimp yeah what the fuck are you eating man well I'm clearly eating better quality foods than you if you think they taste a shrimp but that's besides the point that's besides the point because

howie beau is the bottom tier sweet I'm gonna go ahead and actually agree with you on this I'm gonna go ahead and actually agree with you on Star Mix and the other one kiddie super mix or whatever it was called that stuff is those are shit tang fireworks or yeah tank

Tangfastics is sick. They're awesome. Tang fastis is like good. That's a good tear. Except for the crocodile ones with the stupid soft belly thing. No, they're the best one. No, they fucking suck.

The best one is dummy. Everyone knows it. No, no, cherry is best. Yeah, see, I'm an orange dummy guy. Orange dummy. Yeah, that's what the... I like the... Orange dummy.

Do you mean Donald Trump? Don't need to get political, guys. Instruction moment. Okay, so Tang Fast is good. Normal highbows mid-tier. Lower. Oh, I don't know. Kiddy Super Mix is bottom tier, awful shit.

It's got the best and the worst because I love their jelly babies. Or as Harrybo calls them jelly men. You can get them on their own though. Yeah, which is awesome. But they've got those milk bottles that Alex loves. Alex, tell us about those milk bottles. I just love... I remember once.

I had a pint of water and I took one of the white Harrybow milk bottles out of the bag and put them in the water and then it's for like an hour into the water was nice and milky and then they drank it

what was it like? I don't believe that. I would do that with Harrybo all the time. time. Drink Harry, what?

Yeah, like an infusion, like a tea. Why? Just for the flavor. Because you know,

it's like you're just trying to make it last as long as possible because I didn't have my own money to buy things

with, so it's like these sweets my only sweets. You did it by drinking it. By infusing the streets

into your just drinking pints of things. But surely it left the sweets, like themselves. It's stuck at the bottom, like, with no sugar. It's like plain gelatin. No, they like joined together into a, like a ball.

Not crunched up the ball, by the spoon. I genuinely did do that. Actually, no, fuck, it wasn't water, it was milk. Oh my God, you're bringing back a memory now. You did put the milk bar. in milk the harrybear milk bottles you thought you were like a genius wait solid milk plus liquid milk there's probably no milk in them that's all I definitely not that's why I mean there'd be like cow hoof in it that sounds like the

most wanted thing Everyone likes their own thing I like I like cow I'm fucking milk gummies there were these same whose ones called milk cow gums

they don't do them anymore but they were just like shaped like cows and they had they had like a weird like powder on them to stop them from sticking together in the packet but I really liked them

and then they're just they're just gone that sounds great you just called milk cow gums you know it's been years last time I saw them there must have been like eight or something I miss them. Not a day he goes

by where I don't miss them. So we're in agreement that Harry Burby is born tier and obviously I don't agree with that. Eric the elephants are fucking high tier we've got to get that in there right now. Yeah, Percy Pigs. Yeah, they're some of the best.

What about the people that aren't in the UK how weird this must sound? Their sweets don't even count as sweet. Yeah, because they're confectionery. If we're talking in the US, which I guess we kind of were by the implication, Fuck their fucking sweets, man. Shit.

Yeah, they don't even count. The chocolate as well. Shit. Oreas are good. Yeah, Oreas are good as are Rees, peanut butter, just anything. That's pretty good. Okay, so do you know what's above squashies and Percy pigs? Fruit gums?

No, there's no doubt. Don't ask, even fight. They are the best. The best sweet in England is fruit gum, followed, followed by fruit pastels. Jesus Christ Fruit pastoral are the best No they're awful I'd honestly put like Eric the elephants

Or anything like that above those things That's a sweet that I would always say Like yes it's someone like you want one Yeah okay definitely I could turn down like a wine gum A fruit pastel anything I could turn down Wine gums are better than fruit pastels Um

Yeah Do you know what's like them fruit pastels though Sports mix when they actually saw I was waiting for you to say about that. You've got a weird thing about sports mix. Sports mix are better than fruit pastels. I actually haven't, I just never really had it. It just doesn't look like it's anything.

It just looks like it's wine gums, but a different shape. They're harder and more delicate to the flavor morsel. The thing with sports mix is, I don't know. I swear, I felt my childhood and I've never had them. They were bought solids. They were like teeth-breakingly solid. but then I bought a pack a few months in January

and they were just so soft and they were incredible yeah no the trick is to sit on them for like are you joking he's not joking I actually believe that do we ever joke on this podcast? No

this is honest and you also do it with butter in it in a restaurant if you sit on the butter means you can spread it If you sit on the bus, you just end up with it all over your ass and the chair and it's just a mess. And it makes the evening a lot easier. Oh, Haribo is called Supermix now, but there was a time when it was called like Kiddy Supermix, right?

Like years and years ago. Yeah, like baby supermits. Because we'll get given a little packet of, you know, one of the Harrybo's. And whenever it was supermix, it was always like, oh, shit. Oh, I remember that, yeah. he did tweak though that Tang Fastic was the one everyone liked and just started bringing that exclusively

I don't know me but any jelly tots are bumped here I want to say that right now jelly tots I have a really distinct memory of them as a child eating them

getting really thirsty and just thinking they tasted bad and I've hated them since I was a child Alex you need to weigh in here you're a fan of gem on the jelly tots um I'd put

them in the middle. I never buy them, but I won't deny them. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Oh, Werthers. Do we considering Wothers in this? Wurthers? Yeah, I'm just scrolling through Tesco, sweets, mints and chewing gum. Just looking through all the sweets. Wothers counts, but... We're not old enough to give a proper review yet. No, I like Wethers. They're good as fuck. No, they are definitely not sweets. Okay. So they're a hard, are they then?

They're a hard candy. Yeah, they're candy. Oh, fuck you. What's the difference for the time? Yeah. Where are we putting Malam in this anyway? This is what started all. Where do they go?

Warm tier. They're shit. No, they're high tier. They're not. They're Malm stripes. Malm joysticks. They're just like twig ones. I don't know how to do. They're just like a...

The best mound is the pot of the cube of individual cube. With loads of wrapping. the best one. Why? Jelly snakes. They used to go hard back in the day. The natural confectionery company. Yeah, those are good. No, those are

pretty good. Ah, your cabri's Eccles. Bad. Just bad. Too salty. It's just too hard. Not in a nutty way. Yeah, not in a good way.

Remember randoms? What about drumsticks? I love random. No, drumsticks I don't like drumsticks Drumsticks have been superseded by swashies Because they're just drumsticks Yeah, I'd way rather eat a squashy

Okay, dip dab Fuck on No, sure No, when I was a kid Yeah, that shit was, that was it Yeah, it was popping, I love that All about that No

Um, what about, uh What they called? How do we feel about licorish? I don't actually Oh, fuck liquorish Yeah, fuck it's horrible Yeah, I didn't like it Oh, double did

The upgrade from Dip-Dub. I'm just going past the Dip-Dub. There were millions. They've reappeared in the shops recently. It's been years since I've thought about them and I just saw them. This is the thing. The only place I know where you can get them is shell garages because I travelled two hours away to pick up a car

and there was millions in the petrol station and it blew my fucking mind. Ever since that day I've gone to every gas station or shop to find millions. millions. I've never found it. But there is one in our town, which I discovered the other few weeks ago, and I was fucking shocked. Because they just disappeared. They disappeared out of every shop. And I... They weren't great. It's fuck off. Looking back on it. No, fuck off. They were best.

I mean, they weren't really a go-to. How do we call it refresh? Yeah. Refrashes are good. Yeah. And, um, oh, Alex, what's those things that you had in that drawer? Flambas. Oh, whams? Yeah, these were good. Wambars.

Weren't they essentially like the same thing as a refresher? Yeah. Is that, yeah? Yeah. They were more sour there or some shit. Yeah, I love sour stuff. With that said, I've got I've got the final one

to rank for this topic. What's it? Okay, then. Juicy drop pop, juice it up. No. Ribbon? They have their level two. Um.

I remember having them a few times as a kid and I never I mean I always wanted them because I liked the gimmick but then I reached a certain age where I kind of saw it as just that and I was like there are loads of other sweets I'd rather have because you just run out of the juice too fast and then you just have a shit lolly left and just didn't want it at that point

okay I'd say Ruben's giving it about an A tier then James oh you're an A tier is the worst what about um anything like that is just terrible what about candy sticks they're like a classic you know you think they're they deserve their place at the table candy sticks were they the ones that used to be like candy cigarettes yeah i think so they were literally called candy cigarettes yeah i have a memory attached to that i remember like having a packet and being and me and my brother were like stood behind hiding behind like the door to the kitchen and pretending to like

I must have been, I guess, four and he must have been, like, nearly two. And my mum saw us and she was really, like, shocked and I was like, no, you can't do that. And, uh, yeah. Just remember that. Actually, is this the cigarette, the white ones that, like, canned? Yeah. Yeah, they come in, like, they even come in little boxes that

remind you of a cigarette packet. No, that was, there was better ones. There was better ones that was chocolate wrapped in paper the look. I remember those ones, yeah. They were just called chocolate cigarettes, weren't they? They were just called that. Yeah. Jesus. Those were the best, and I did try and light one, or white one once and smoking it.

You snorted Sherba as well. I also smorted cocoa powder and sugar and flour. Look at him now. Yeah, in a different crowd, you could have been on the real shit, yeah. Oh man, jelly beans. The cocoa powder was the work, because I did so much of it by whole nose.

the snot in my nose mixed with the fucking cocoa powders it was just this gooey lump of chocolate stuck up in my nose because of it well that reminds me of that Wheatabix challenge where you have to eat like two dry wheatabics without help we did no easy wasn't it me and Matt this was back ages ago we were in the garden and we tried to do it as quickly as possible and it's like because there's no liquid it just kind of gums up in your mouth

and when you try to breathe it's like sawdust just goes fucking everywhere those are the days not snorting cocoa powder I think it's about time we had another crucible as well of jelly beans

another jelly bean crucible oh no I so many goddamn jelly beans and it was always a gamble because there was like a spicy cinnamon flavor. Yeah, yeah, that one sucked. But it was the same color as the delicious strawberry one.

Remember the popcorn one, or that it was like a butter popcorn one that got pretty hard to eat after a few more than. Yeah, oh my God, yeah. It just tasted like eating a little water. Actually, impressive shit, you know, jelly beans. They just be tasting

like how they say they're going to taste. Crazy. Yeah, horrible cinnamon disgusting thing. I mean, I like cinnamon, but those sweets were terrible. Jim. Yeah. You said you had a topic. Oh, Sien, Anna.

What? Reuben, take it away. Okay, so, seen anna's is the best YouTuber ever. He made content, hasn't uploaded in a year. Miss watching his content, great content. Prior to his last upload, it had been two years as well since that one. Jesus, no, is it that bad? Has he really just, like, disappeared off?

Yeah, he's just gone, but, like, you know. No, Sen, he was the one who was the, like, actual really good skateboarder, if I remember correctly. Yeah, you always used that to justify why you watched him. Because I was like, these videos are boring and aren't funny. No, no, that's the thing. Yeah, but he was a really good skateboarder back in the day. No, this is the thing

I enjoyed his videos because I didn't enjoy all of them It's just I Back in the days in one warfare two He was like a cod player He'd do like comment on two videos on cod And sometimes he would do those Like when he was doing like the troubling terrorist town videos

That's when I defend him Because those are actually kind of good videos Just ignoring all the other shit Yeah I can respect the The cod thing But like when it comes to just Face Cam five minutes funny moments

trouble in terrorist town and the funny moments are literally just him laughing like that's not good

that's not good content that might even be bad content is it bad content it's funny content it is funny which makes it good he was a really good skateboarder he was a really good skateboarder

I actually don't remember so he's um he's um he's taking a break to invest in real estate that's that's what he's done cool well what's the point of mate actually working for money when you can just have loads of houses that there's money for doing

nothing. Can't blame it. Ruben, I saw you watch the Sonic movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was alright, you know. It was obviously a kids film, but as kids' films go, there were a surprising number of jokes that, you know, an adult could laugh at. Did you rate it, five stars? I gave it a three. A three? Yeah, I gave it a three. Holy.

I couldn't, I didn't want to give it a two and a half because I was like, could have been a whole lot worse maybe that's what it was it was more of like it could have been a whole lot worse did you nerdgasm um no

not even at the end with the soundtrack where they just use one of the sonic oh right no I did like that that was a nice touch yeah I did like that part that was nice

would you call it a nerdgazm I would not describe it as a nerd gasm no more of a nerd squee you know you'd upvote it if you saw it on the front page of Reddit that's what you're saying if I saw it on our slash gaming I would upvote it yeah yeah I would do that

yeah it was right yeah I mean there was a good joke about um where man says that he was breastfed and I was like that's funny so no but what you're saying is it's just just a shit's movie. I thought it was just an all right fucking kids movie.

You can't call Sonic a kid's movie. It's not allowed. But like it is it's meant to be a kid's movie. It's so obviously like a kid's movie with they just sort of

they don't spend any time on anything. It's so just like, here's a thing, here's a thing, here's a thing, here's a thing, here's a thing, here's a thing, just flying through like, oh, now we're here, now we're there, doing this, doing that. it's it doesn't really take too much do any scenes

where he slows down time I was actually very impressed by the effects there but you know I mean obviously it's been done before but it was still neat you know it wasn't either then firing that

the entire animation team like as soon as you get up that wasn't very neat no and that's why capitalism is bad oh is this your subject yes of course oh god you know what

go away forget it boy flee now that they're gone I'd like to say that I'm a you're a what I'm a Stalinist I'm not I'm not actually

I believe in one Oh dude No my real subject My genuine subject This week is This week is

is what come on fucking spit it out dude i i don't stop you're giving me a headache is what stop i can't i'm trying to i'm trying to i'm trying to i'm trying to there you go okay so um fucking stop Jim had his C-Nan-as shit you couldn't even have a C-Nan-as type problem The one that was always with C-N-N-A's Hutch

Yeah Hutch He wasn't a good skateboarder He was a good cod player back in the day He wasn't a good skateboarder No He also doesn't exist anymore He's also gone Like most of the

God players. Hutch, C-Nanors, and Mr. Sark. Or Sarks. Was it Mr. Sark? Yes. Yeah. Remember them? No, they actually did a YouTube...

YouTube Red. What is happening with YouTube Web now? Yeah, what is happening with YouTube Red? Yeah, they don't appear to do anything with it anymore. Because it was the subscription one, wasn't it? But you pay... No, you'd pay for videos, wouldn't you? Yeah, you could have access to YouTube Red content.

Is it not just YouTube Premium? no I don't know I don't know I have it because it does have like a like an originals bit I've never gone into it so I just wanted it for add free videos like normal videos um because I remember Pudipai had his big yeah let's scare Pudipy yeah I think they've just made it YouTube premium though makes sense yeah but it they should just done that from the start to be honest it was a bad business move

yeah I've got a red tube premium no you do though don't you yeah can you share that you know account yeah if you pay me no you got it for free I'm going to I'm paying you

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if the mod actually works and puts one there because it keeps breaking let's start off with this one then from a poptropia-esque name who says I love hearing Rubin talk about his college life on the most recent corncast

can he talk about his film major does he like the professors does he plan to leave Britain to go to California please jail gods answer my plea for knowledge um no I don't plan to go to California no um well hmm okay I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think that if you're gonna go and try and do film university it's always inherently gonna be a bit shit you're probably always gonna be left kind of dissatisfied you're gonna you're gonna

I think, wow, we didn't really get a great deal of experiences because the nature of the industry is that you're just expected to fucking seek it your own, man, just go find it. Just, you know, you go try and do something cool then. Didn't get a defense on the film school too. Well, yeah, because going and doing a film course at a university, That's not necessarily a film school. I mean, this country does have a film school or film schools, like the national film school. And, you know, that's where it's going to be the most sort of prestigious experience.

But what I did was something that was quite simply still a university course. You know, it was typical in that you had lectures and essays, and they were about theory. and so that was I guess valuable to me doing it that way because I've found that I'm quite good at academia so I don't want to discourage people from doing it but it's it's kind of luck of the draw whether you're going to like it or not it's really hard for me to actually say because lots of people did leave my course in the first year yeah there must have been around a hundred of us at the start, and then I think by the time, by the end of it, far less than that I don't know the exact number, but just people that I remember their faces from the first few weeks

that I've just never seen again. You just, you remember a long time after that, oh yeah, that was, they were someone that was there and you just don't see them again. So, I'm trying to think what the actual question was now. Professors? Yeah, they're usual pretty good. I mean, obviously, my course again, it was half theory, half practical. And the theory, staff are just you know typically they are just PhD holding you know theorists so you get a you get a typical university experience there with them and in my experience all of them have been good in my department they all care but you find ones that you like most and then you end up doing their courses usually

in the you know ongoing years and the practice staff uh yeah they all kind of want to help, you know, as much as they can. I mean, everywhere you go, you're going to get the odd, like, shithead who just doesn't really care. Obviously, I'm not going to start naming people. It wouldn't make it, you're not going to know who they are anyway. But there have been, there are people in my department over the issue of just not really given a shit. And there's always going to be the issues of communication because departments are bad at communicating with each other.

And my department, especially, where it's split down the middle. They're really bad. the two sides, at communicating anything to each other. But I don't know. It's just been a strange one for me because every year there's been some kind of major disruption in my department. Yeah, I, you are, yeah, I just, that's really all I can say about it is that it's going to be partially luck and I don't know.

I mean, you've got to hope that you find something that you like doing as well in terms of you know being a practical learning a practical film skill um because lots of people go in wanting to I'm going to be a director and then you get there and you're probably shit at it or something so or you just don't like doing it I think people just assume it's easy like an easy subject yeah people yeah they do it's actually quite hard yeah it has its unique challenges the demands of coming up with something good as a And oh, that's one thing I will say is that your assessments can feel quite unfair when you're in a group and you feel that your group are shit or you've been unlucky. For me, being an editor, I've had projects where I've been like, this is just a pain in the earth to turn into anything remotely good. And so just by the very nature of it, you will not get as high of a grade. Even if they know you have tried your very hardest, you turn it into something, they can't give you a really high grade. They'll still give you a pretty good one, but they just can't give you any higher than that because the film

not that you shot it and you didn't direct and you didn't write it just didn't come together very well so that's just another thing about it yeah I don't know one more I can say I'd say you don't answer that one does not sound like a good time

I don't know I still like it but I do often find myself saying would I recommend it to somebody no but then at the same time I've done it so and I probably wouldn't want someone to shit on it for me if you're going to do it just be like prepared for reality

would you recommend it to you what I recommend it to yeah it's probably the best thing I could have done so I guess yeah just just go in with two eyes with two eyes but I won't say both eyes might have more than two

um going with two eyes go in with two eyes what if they're near one eye but just look even if you don't have any eyes or you can't see through them. Just go in, metaphorically speaking, with your eyes open. White shirt, you mean?

University is going to be a pain in the ass no matter what. There you go. You're going to find something about it that's fucking annoying, no matter what you do. Especially now. Like, I just don't know how it's going to work now

for a while in these times. I just have to carry on and hope that they can just fucking jumble some shit together. Yeah, because I'm thinking about people doing shit like performance, drama and stuff like that?

Like how the fuck do they do anything? Well, anyone even in a film team, you know, you'll... Just TikToks. Yeah, just loads of TikToks and split screens. TikTok split screens. That's going to be the entire course for drama this year. Our next question is from Evangelian Schill,

who says, Do you feel as if you've been granted any unintentional benefits to being quarantined? For example, I've used the time to learn how to draw. While it's pretty bad, I've definitely been improving and I hope one day it will be acceptable enough to make my own webcomic.

I've been writing about for the past two years, which I originally made as a way to express my frustrations with the world and myself. Pretty much a diary that took the form of a story with characters over time. So yeah, there's a long one, but the question was hidden at the beginning. Do you feel we've been granted

any unintentional benefits to being granted? I've been able to actually get through the Call of Duty battle pass. Yeah, that's pretty good. Have you actually? No, I've not completed, but I'm on my way. Is it looking promising? It's looking somewhat promising. You said the other day you said you're not going to finish.

No, I reckon you will. I reckon you. Yeah, but then we played a bunch of Warzone without you and had a really good time. Oh, fuck off. Yeah, it was a really, really good time. Yeah, and for the record You weren't Okay, in my defence

I got trapped in one of those little things And then when I was trying to go forwards I thought I lagged and it just put She said, just did it again Okay, okay, no, I see I is I know, okay Right, anyway Unintentional benefits

I played through Crisis 2 and 3 But I think we talked about that already Yeah And I played through a bunch of games And the Incharted series, mediocrity All the fucking way, man Yeah Do you know what's been the benefit for me?

money I don't have to fucking drive there's no obligation for you to do anything either in a social life don't spend money and doing anything one of the one of the benefits is not having to like drive a car every day so it's that that saves money because it's like petrol's not expensive I mean not it's not cheap it is right now because of what's that but when you're saving like 200 pound a month on fuel for like multiple months that is just a massive benefit benefit because you can I can buy other things I could say I can be good I'm not doing that because I'm stupid but you know I've driven so little since this began I haven't

actually charged my car once since it began so lift well yeah just besides that but that's not a good payoff of what what the negative quarantine so there's no positive everything's negative well yeah it's looking for some silver linings yeah the silver linings of the situation I make

I learned how to make good cookies yeah that's for real I'm being serious this time yeah I know I tried him and I can agree they're pretty good oh I did well Jim didn't give me any so

yeah maybe I would have given you some a few to give me some of yours I didn't give me any Sassy Sonia HD asks this Hello Jar I had to make a Reddit account just to ask this So James's joke about becoming an artist by painting with your dick Actually happened in reality I wasn't James that was me

There's a 71 year old Australian artist that goes by the name Pricaso he travels the world painting portraits of people using his penis balls and ass he charges around $300 per painting along videos of him making them so I guess my question is if you guys could use the same tools as him what would you paint and why I thought the question was going to be if I could get you one of these paintings would you would you have accept it um I'd paint Uh... I'd do a self-portrait.

I've just seen a picture of Pricasso. Is he cool? Well, he wears this massive fucking hat that's bright pink. That's cool. Um, I'd paint... Oh my God, I just searched him, yeah. Jesus Christ. Okay, we better search it as well then.

Frick Hesse, he's very... I'm not going to search it because I'm not a goddamn sheep. Wait, but... The pictures ain't that bad when he considers he's done with a cock. And that's... And balls. They are bad. The problem is, for him to paint like a portrait of you,

he's got aside of his cock on front of you. Well, that's... That's great. Yeah, it's a very Australian thing No, I'm proud of this guy He makes him pretty good art I don't know where the question said If you guys could use the same tools as him

What, paint in the penis His penis and his balls and his ass Yeah, that's the way I interpreted What would I paint? Mona Lisa. What do you paint? I'd like recreate the Mona Lisa with a cock. It'd be worth like a trip with the amount because it's been done with a cock.

Dick Girl 69 asks this. If the jar men could only consume one food for the rest of their lives without going insane or killing themselves, what would they choose? Bang is a match. Fuck you. That's not one food either. I still two foods I wouldn't

I can't answer that question because it's just like you have to eat it you can't no I refuse to answer Harry Bird Supermix just loads of

just loads of juicy drop pop just loads and loads of like breaded meat well okay I'm going to answer this in the most reasonable, like, way.

You've got to think about food that can be different, but can also not be. So the only answer is bread. Can be different, but also. No, because you think you've got, like, tiger bread of cheese, then you've got, like, seeded bread, you've got brown bread.

Yeah, but that doesn't really count, does it? No, what's one food? Those are different foods. No, that's like saying, no, that's like saying my answer is meat. Okay, you've got a fair point. Okay, I changed my answer. And this answer you're going to like.

Greg sausage rolls. Is there not already just your life as it is? No. I can't answer this question. My mind is too flub. I'd say... yeah well like what are the restrictions like can you have burgers even though yeah it's made of multiple different things or is it like if i want a pasta dish it just has to be

plain pasta plain pasta wouldn't be that bad it'd be pretty bad no it'd be awful no it'd be great because pasta tastes good um kale then Plain bastard. I was interpreting it like it doesn't matter what it is, but it will sustain you and it doesn't matter how much of it you eat. It just has to be the same thing. Oh, okay, that's an easy question. Crescentes or something.

No. It'd just be like... It'd be goo brownie pots. I agree. I agree. There's nothing better. They'd be the best. Except when you've had 10 in one day, and then you've still got to have them for the rest of your life. You don't have to have 10 in one day, though. You just have one a day.

Yeah, it's just saying you, you have one a day? Yeah, you have one a day. You just, you can go weak with only eating one. A underscore username 1917 says this. I just want to say, fuck you, Alex. You've ruined me. I was lying in my bed at 3 a.m. bored out of my mind when I remember that there was a banana in the kitchen.

I tried to suppress the urge to try the banana method. Emphasis on tried. Needless to say, I'm now addicted. Thoughts? I don't see this. Yeah, I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe it. He's got to send pictures.

I don't believe it. No. Doesn't work. What? But don't, no. Okay, if you want to use a banana, just buy a flesh, like, buy a tanger. Then buy tanger. Okay, you got that advice from James.

Iron Hellmate 2-2-2 says, If you had to rank every dibby from most shit and annoying to the best use of a dibby, what would your rankings be? I think probably the minions would be at the bottom. because of how annoying and obviously marketable they are and the drawings like Artu from Star Wars be at the top because they actually can contribute

to the story well No, that's just biased. I think I hate that stupid little mechanic twat in Rise of Skywalker What's his name? Babby Frick Yeah, I fucking hate that I didn't even finish that movie but that thing makes me angry

Yeah, it's crap Yeah, awful I'd forgotten about it to be honest I like What's a good dibby Bullying He's not a dibby because he's a main character No he's a dibby and he can be

Yeah the minions are main character No I'd say the the dibby of that movie is the little wash guy That cleans him Yeah, Bernie They're a multiple because he's That character's only in and he's called Mo, I think. Bernie.

Yeah, Bernie. They're little cleaning thing. Yeah, I thought it had us a whole little, like, animated short called like Bernie. That's a different robot. Let me just check it. My most hated dibby. Oh, Bernie actually burns things. Okay.

There's the cockroach as well in Wally. Oh, yeah. That's a dibby. my most my favorite my favorite dibby is john marston and red dead too you know I can't even really argue

and my least favorite dibby is from you know something that I hold deep to my heart it's agi he's the worst dibby

I like Mort from my I guess guy's a good dibby. I was thinking the Kung Fu Panda franchise doesn't have a dibby from memory. It does. What then? Okay, let me pull up.

Seth Rogen. But he's not cute. What are you talking about? Seth Rogen's cute. Yeah. No, there is a ring. No, there is dibbies in that movie. What then?

The pandas, the panda children. Yeah, they're dibby. Because they all bounce and are stilly. In the third one. What's the one for the duck? He's not a dibby. Yeah, it is. Isn't he, Reuben?

Yeah. Okay, no, what about the bunny rabbits? Yeah, well about the fucking buddy rubbish. The rabbits in the first one, they're dibbies. They're not too ugly. What about the little baby pig? No. That's not Libby.

No, they're not ditties. Transformers has some pretty awful fucking dibbys. They're all dibbys, though. That's why that movie's bad. No, there's like the SpongeBob Dibby that's in all the Michael Bay Transformers movies. Oh, mudflap and skids. They're a different one.

They're like the ice cream. Do you know who's my favorite dibby in the Transformers that movies, though? Who? Tyreeze. My favourite is not Channing Tatum in those films He's in those films No

No, he's in the reboot of that series Of what? Transformers He's not in Channing Tatum He's He's, he Yeah, Mark Wahlberg's in the new Transformers Yeah, not Channing Tatum

I didn't say he was Ruben did No, I said my favorite is not Channing Tatum because there's a guy in the original ones. He's just like white soldier dude. And in my mind's eye, he's just not Channing Tatum. World War II. Is he? I mean that guy. Is he in that game?

James. Yeah. He's just the white soldier dude in Transformers 1, 2 and 3. Oh, that guy. Yeah, he's in Cool of Duty. And he's got like a daughter or something. Yeah. yeah

I'm pretty sure he's pretty sure he's married to Shakira or some shit no Shaquette no Jowal Piquet is mad to Shik No it's not Shakira then I've got to find out who this guy's married to then sorry everybody

I can find the name one actually a pretty good player for Barcelona um Josh de Hamel yeah that's the one or do Hamel it's Fergie sorry not Shakira

Fergie oh they are in essence the same thing no Shakira is a better look why are you speaking

like that no he's like Georgia when he gets his tongue electrocated just bringing up Shakira will do that to him

yeah ooh standard spec has a question for reuben does reuben still have that massive frame he got from james at cringes that that that's totally oh massive oh the massive you can use me i'm singing frame but yeah the massive yeah well i don't have it like here it's on the jarcast set literally all of the the presents

from princess is still up here Like the borderlands thing and the fucking... The borderlands thing. The car, toy thing. Just a load of shit. You know what isn't, though? The trampoline. Oh, yeah.

The fucking trampoline. Yeah, but... Did you say what James did with it? What happened to it? No, that's never to be discussed. We'll tell you once we finish recording, I guess. Alright, the cringest stuff normally get that's like a part of the law that gets added to the set We heart we we it's an ever-growing set with cringmas gifts

It's a gift that keeps on giving for the people who've been watching a long time So the big tank will be we'll feature on the new set when uh when we never build it uh the new tank and now the plane as well um No, I will. I will. I will be with them. This is the perfect time to build them in quarantine, but I don't have them. I don't have access to them to build. Actually, I do. I have to hang. Oh.

Teleconistic man says, hey gamers. Since you had a conversation about horror movies last cast, I'm curious what are your thoughts on horror games? I personally find it much harder to build up the courage to play them, since I'm an active participant and can't just cover my eyes and do nothing. But I've been getting better over the years. But first it was hard for me to play Bioshock, then Subnautica, I'm terrified of the ocean, but I love these games, even if they're still scary at points.

Now I've beaten the remake of Resident Evil 2 and I'm going to try Alien isolation since I love Alien, but I'm still a bit nervous to actually start it up. Thanks for keeping the cast going and I hope Jim plays more VR games because they're cool. Half-Life Alex is my game of the year so far, would recommend Beat Sabre, Super Hot VR, Robo Recall, and an upcoming game currently in beta called Hyper Dash, and Elite Dangerous is pretty bonkers in VR too. Wait. Oh yeah, that's VR support. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. So this dude has played Half-Life Alex.

Seemingly, yeah, they said it's their game of the year. Uh, ain't much gets scarier than that. IMO. Maybe it's just because it's baby's first VR game, but like... Right, yeah. Play, uh, play some elite dangerous and fly into a black hole or something. Oh, I... Yeah, thoughts on horror games. I like the setting. Yeah, I don't like them... I don't like the ones like Alien Isolation or... But Resident Evil 2 is awesome, though.

Yeah, I mean, I liked me to kill in my horror games. Yeah. yeah I like to have some sort of agent feeling of agency yeah in the world like if I wanted to feel useless against a terrifying threat I would just go to the shops or something yeah I just uh go through and I hit someone yeah just I just go talk to Jamie yeah I was never really that into like outlast or um amnesia or any of those kind of games um because I just didn't find them very scary no I find them very scary no I find them It's not really scary, it's stressful and anxiousness.

I loved Dead Space as well back in the day, but they get less scary with each one. Yeah, but the first one not being very scary anyway, so. I was really scared of it when I first played it. It was actually pretty scary. The first time I played through a Dead Space game, the first time you played, the first time you play a dead space game it is scary because you don't really

I think that's what I would say playing dead space too for the first time having not played the first one or anything because that was my first dead space um there was fear there was fear those like raptor things

yeah they were really terrible they're good they're fun especially on the harder difficulties where they'll just instigue you it's a stressful thing what's scary is not really having a concept of how much you know how easily you can be killed that's what a lot of the fear is

first time around yeah once you die it's yeah a lot of the fear sort of poos out yeah because you know exactly how much punishment is it can take yeah still like you're gonna great like there are scary moments and like oh that's a big monster i've got to run away from it fuck that's you know shit like that and like how intentionally kind of clumsy the game is sometimes i tried alien in isolation because it was on game pass and I found the stealth gameplay shit to be so tedious that I didn't even get to the alien because you have to play for in multiple chapters before you even get to the alien like what are you hiding from before that then like people with guns it's just like I'm not playing this for

this reason this is annoying yeah maybe like one or two chapters and then the alien violently kills all of them and then the threat changes but just so you can get your bearings of the game with something that's not the alien the biggest complaint I heard about that game was that it's just too long mm-hmm

yeah I remember that which is lame sopa super lime super super yeah I don't see myself playing alien isolation and I'm too much of a coward to finish Resident Evil 2 yep never finished it awesome game I got myself

I got myself into like such a bad position in terms of resources and what I had to do next I just was like I fucked it here I've really fucked it you could go down and I never finished no I never I never did that I didn't think I realized it was an option to be honest maybe at the time my gamer pride told me not to but now I have no sense of that I don't care if I if I'm going to have to finish a game but I don't jump in the difficulty down I'll do it this case a game has um dynamic difficulty though but if you've got barely any stuff on you. It makes enemies easier to kill and shit.

Oh, I didn't know that. Maybe I shouldn't have been still fearful then. Yeah, it makes more shit spawn from lockers and stuff as well. Oh, okay. A little bit of, uh, trivia there for you fellows. You're in the sewers or had I made it to umbrella yet? I don't remember anymore. I made it to

umbrella for sure. Made it to their headquarters and I don't know what I did after that. Maybe I should just finish it. Yeah, that's so close to the end. Yeah. How about you, James? The first bit anyway. Scary's game I've played. Um, that's hard to say.

Um, because I really, I'd never play scary games because I get scared easily. I thought you'd played Resident Evil 4. No. Hmm. Scariest game I've ever played was I got to the menu of Silent Hill 2 on the PS2 and I'll be and couldn't get any further because i was too scared so i my sister was trying to play it so i pulled the plug out the console so she didn't get past the main menu so you had the fears yeah you got the fear other than that there's definitely no games i'm just i don't i'm not into power

that one scary level on halo one okay um No, no, no, Halo 1 is actually it, because on my first Xbox I bought, I bought it from like a game shop, and the previous owner had all of the, had all of his game saves, like, still on it. So when I bought it, because I bought it just to play Halo 1 and 2, he had Halo 2 and 1 platinum, like all the achievements, 100% saves. So I'd pay it, and I play every mission, but the flood ones, because I got really scared of the flood ones. so I've never played Halo 1 or 2 all the way through I've played every level but that but the this it's the first Arveter mission on Halo 2

that fucking scared the fuck it's out of because it's like really tense and when I'm like eight years old I've got no brain cells forcing to find it like scary okay let's end on this one then from Wigger Grinch

who says I'm a long time JAR fan However in April 2018 I stopped following a lot of podcasts slash YouTube channels including JAR to avoid Infinity War spoilers as I was very behind on the MCU at the time

Fast forwarding to 2020 and I still haven't gotten around to seeing Infinity War Disney launched Disney Plus launched in the UK leading me to binge watching all the MCU movies and finally bringing myself up to date

now that I can proceed without fear of spoilers I realized that I had two years worth of podcasts to catch up on with jarcasts so over the past month I've been binge watching slash listening to the four funnies which has been a massive help with getting through these tough times thank you on a related note I'd like to ask what are your thoughts on spoilers how far are you willing to go to avoid them and what do you think about people deliberately spoiling movies etc see okay when it comes to spoilers I'm the god I spoil it for myself because I get worried

so you'd rather control that you've spoiled it instead of have somebody else spoil it for you yeah it's just like if a game's come out and there's spoilers I'm going on the Wikipedia page nothing's going to stop me Gears of War III love that game love gears spoiled it for myself because because I could and I also spoiled it for everyone else me, but it was so goddamn obvious that I kind of figured it out. Yeah, I don't care much about spoilers at this point. Yeah, I'm not.

I'm in it for the journey, you know? Yeah, whatever it is. Yeah, genuinely, like, a lot of the time just knowing if a character dies, because that's like the main type of spoiler that you're... Yeah. ...is more just like a part of it, I guess. I think if something has to be like

if it's bad after it's been spoiled then it was never very good in the first place like sure it's cool by all means to experience a shocking moment like whoa wow that was shocking you want to experience it yourself but you want it to have gotten there in a way that's satisfying as well and not just be oh that was shocking

yeah man so as annoying as it can be and it's really, really lame if you do intentionally, like, spoil stuff. Yeah, that is lame. Like, it's just, uh, I don't, I don't see the point in it. No. It is like a power thing, like a power play, like I can ruin something. I have the power to ruin something that you don't know and you care about.

You value this piece of information so I can fucking ruin that for you. That's pretty pathetic. If that's where you feel power Yeah, no, because I remember When Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince came out I was reading it in the playground Someone just came over and was like, oh You want to know the Half Blood Princess?

And they just said I didn't say I wanted to hear it That's what you get for trying to enjoy something While other people knew you were enjoying it You fucking idiot Yeah To be fair, those videos of those guys guy is driving around, like shouting the ending of the Harry Potter books, it's pretty fucking funny.

From back in the day when the last one came out, Deathly Alice, that's it. I read the whole, like, spoiled, like, leaked plot for Star Wars Episode 9. Mm-hmm. And it was like, when I was watching the movie in the cinema, it was like triggering the memories of reading the leak. I was like, oh, I'd actually forgotten that I actually knew this already. what did I do that way that movie was leaked online yeah and there's a there's a version of the script which is like Colin Trevoro's edition because he was originally gonna direct it and not sure which version is worse really and yeah

maybe we could talk about it on one of the cast or something it's really weird well I'm not watching the rise of Skywalker ever looking at my quest not to it's it's having watched an hour of it that's enough should we spoil it for everyone that hasn't seen it yet what the fuck is that's a spoil dude okay spoilers for this podcast

uh jim dies any final words before we uh peace out um rubens got one final word um oh my god my word

my final word is So long Farewell It's time for me to leave this planet now Yeah after doing a disgusting thing like that I could just get into this Pelican here You've got to climb in through the lake