JAR Media Posdact - Milky Regret (12 MILLION) - JARCast Episode 270

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 00:15 Regret Begins 11:05 We Are Able To Function 14:40 Scary Hypethetical 18:10 Best Hugs 18:42 Raisins 24:27 James Reviews 27:25 All Does Become Argy - He Does What? 31:20 The New Universe 38:19 Prehistoric Planet 39:23 Forshadowing Dreams 41:20 Why James Hates Austin Powers 42:04 Payne Remade 44:44 Pro Wrestling 47:40 The Menace of Arg 49:57 Post Credit Mayhem 53:21 r/JARMEDIA Mod Needs HELP 57:37 5 Bean, 5 Rice 58:04 Modern Warfare 2022 1:01:45 Our Hero OCs 1:04:51 The 'Primary Teacher'

You're out there, bro. I think this is a mistake. Ready? No, I can't have more. No, guys, stop. No, it's not a ready thing. It's a counter thing. Five.

I've got more. Four. Three. Two. One. It's gone. Yeah, it's gone. Good afternoon, morning, evening.

night ladies and gentlemen welcome to this episode of the charm major podcast i am your host james house joined as always by me jamee alice alice alice james i'm james and you um yeah this is the show where we uh... I forgot about the hiccup thing. Yeah. I forgot about the hiccup thing. What is it? 12 million.

I was just reading what uh... if there hazards to eat in a lot of spice and we could all die really yeah there's a high probability we're all going to die did it say if it's above a certain Scoville or something yeah this is it this is the last episode ah this is the suicide pact mm-hmm this is the jarcast we um we have lovely patrons who make the audio

version of the show possible on Spotify and iTunes we didn't buy enough milk yeah you're only half done that yeah me the only thing that fucking gives you reprieve yeah there bro I think this is a mistake it's more of a question of how long does it last? It's normally like 15 minutes, right? Where about it is it? What pain you want? Out of what? No wear in your body? Tung. It's all tongue.

It's, yeah. Mostly tongue, back of throat. You know a finger when you want to be sick. Well, at least I've stopped hiccuping. Hmm? Hmm? I mean, hooray, you stop hiccuping. I see, I thought you were celebrating, like, the pain may be going, so I was getting hopeful.

Are you drinking the milk? No, I hate milk. If you ain't going to drink any, I'll have some. James, you need to drink something. Yeah, bro, you need that milk. If I hadn't had milk so far, I'd be dying right now. Oh. You can...

Do you actually die? No. with you oh I can I can feel like well you actually worried about no yes you can feel like every fucking millimeter that that shit's moving through you really mine's like down here now I can feel it going through me guys now surely the the amount of KFC you had has plugged the like hole to your stomach oh fuck me I'm getting the nose, baby. You actually finished that milk.

Don't touch it. You need to savour that milk. That's the key. Yeah, fuck. Welcome to the, welcome to the Jarm Media episode 270. Today, we head over to Reddit. What? Before we get too deep, there's actually an anecdote I wanted to throw out there. Yeah.

I was in, uh, I was in TK. Max the other day. And I actually got recognized by Jarling. No way. No way. Fuck, fuck, give me a sec. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Oh man, it's not even the mouth that's causing me grief, it's the stomach. That's because you ate so much KFC. Yeah, probably. Yo, that fucking helped loads. Yeah, I just spat Like a bunch of milky gun jar into this I'm getting the shakes My fucking legs

My toes are fucking shaking Bro I guess you're getting rid of the oil Oh It's moving down So you're getting rid of the oil. met this this um person i was browsing socks in tk max cool cool good aisle um and i get the hey are you you alex from jarmedia he didn't say i cheat he said he said jameedia i think

he says he's been a listener since 2015 i misheard his name as ben but it was actually will what i misheard his name as ben um but his name was actually will how did he mistake ben for will i don't know man i guess socks are on the mind it was just spit the spit ain't working the spits bringing up the heat back into my lips you need that creamy goodness going down you need some milk dude you have to bro if you've had only that much milk oh we going in fucking war but they're going the milk's combine them with the KFC now and it ain't really good that's just sitting there you know what I've hit a good place right now really I'm quite comfortable I'm yeah I'm

nearly there my mouth's it's yeah it's just that discomfort inside inside deep I've got the nice lower it uh oh fuck it's going it's like stuck it like I'm feeling it in my stomach and it's like yeah that's what I'm struggling with tomorrow is going to be really bad with KFC as what the fuck were we thinking I'm like

oh fuck I'm literally just I'm like 60% Mike vomit right now I It's all that Let's try and answer a few questions quick Okay

Oh You're saying it gets worse No, I'm good now Yeah my mouth's okay Considering how much of that shit is inside me right now Yeah I can feel it Yeah I can feel it like moving through me like gradually

I just feel that I drank too points of milk in the space of like five minutes. And that concept's also making me want to vomit more. Yeah, yeah. This is why I didn't drink the milk. Yeah, let's go. All my anti, anti, all my anti, all my anti, is really coming back to bite me. Well, if you need more have some of Jameses, he's not going to. No, I can't have more milk. Why do you, why do you drink it with such speed, such? Because it was reprieve. See, I didn't. I held out. I fought the fire. I visited the ninth wing of hell and I'm still standing, but I just, I... Your voice has gone up like three octaves.

I saw, I looked at the devil in the eyes and he just looked back. Just, just, just think about the future. Flash forward 10 years where we're doing this every episode and it's just normal. Yeah. See, no, if you want to get our tolerance up. Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing now is the only way to up your your, your, your, your, your, your, your, you know, Scoville tolerance Do you agree with the name? Regret

Yeah, that's all I feel This is the regret episode You've had normal You've had It's milky regret Yeah, that's the thing though It makes you regret something else Because I've like very rarely

Consumed dairy as well So my body's not like primed for I'm in this like primed stance right now where it's like I have to hold myself in this way to feel comfortable it's the only way is this what periods feel like well apparently there's like a machine you can get that you're like shock yourself with that mimics it um so it was a tic-tick-tok trend for a while where guys would um use the period cramps like emulator yeah every fucking man

caved within one second. They were screaming like, Stop it! Well, that's what we need to try out on Joe, then. Yeah, do it. This whole episode, no, no, no, no, no, no. The period episode. The period episode.

This episode, we're all in our periods. Do, do, so, here's the question on it on a portray to you guys. Do you actually regret doing it? What? Just life in general? having this much regret um it really depends on how funny this is yeah yeah I'm kind of stunned yeah fuck you can come on this let's do some quick fire questions okay we promised last episode because we spent zero time answering

questions like we normally do that we'd make up for it by eating the spices chili we could find and then uh kind of that wasn't even a promise we made convulsing this episode came up because like two days ago i said to alex you know it'll be a really good gimmick episode is if we have some like a spoonful of regret and regret is it's a local chili made by the wiltshire chili company they're based in a town over from us and they make these really amazing chili sauces. So for like a gift for Alex, one day I was like, I only get this really hot chili sauce.

They do this, the regret, and it's 12 million Scovils. And we've tried it before. We've tried like toothpicks where we dip it in, you know, try it. And you get like a nice mouth-numbing hot heat for like a good 20 minutes and it's pleasant. I generally love doing it. Yeah. So then I just said that, you know, it's go all in.

And here we are. Okay, I think maybe I've crossed the Rubicon, is that what you say? The Rubicon, but you've crossed the Rubicon, yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the Rubicon's the point of no return. Oh. That miss a bad thing. I've crossed the Rubicon. We all crossed the Rubicon then the second that spoon was upside down.

See, I didn't do the upside down. I went, I sucked it and swallowed it instantly. So this might be why, because you might have consumed it in different ways, because you wanted to do the the lick, which means it's all getting in your mouth. No, but I felt that glug go down. I didn't, it didn't sit in my mouth at all. I just glugged it straight

down and it was all in the back of my throat. This is a new one, folks. It does give you shits, doesn't it? Oh yeah, we're going to be enjoying it. We can do the shit challenge on top of this. You can stack it on top. Okay, I think I'm in a state now

where I can actually, like, record. without dying so how quickly do you think the diarrhea will hit because you two as rule of fun if we ever go to KFC

I am usually you two you get shit quite bad from the shit stories we've talked about before you seem to have a very vivid post KFC experience it's like a post Taco Bell experience for the Americans

so do you think I thought it was just like part of the deal with KFC. It was almost like the cherry on top where it's like they put it on the receipt. Like enjoy the last bit. Because I don't really ever get like bad diarrhea shit from KFC. Protein's been my bad shit. Protein made your shit wetter? No, it makes it just lots of it.

Yeah, yeah. So the only thing that could be worse now is being pumped up for the shit protein shit because when that that chili heat hits it that's becoming liquid that is all that shit all that mass of shit is becoming liquid shit okay let's

so because this is the episode where we head over to about it we're going to answer a few questions yeah maybe like three four yeah maybe one we've maybe all of them I'm 100% happy to do the full cast right

are you ready we're going to stay Or we can answer Okay Dog Walker Fan 27 Can get us going Hey guys I have a pressing hypothetical for you Would you still jack off

If every time you nutted It produced a giant One foot long sperm cell That you would have to immediately kill Or else it would run away And grow into an exact clone of you Oh I'd let it do One foot

Wait does this one foot thing Come out your dick Yeah It's like a tape worm Yeah like a thin worm yeah that then can go on to evolve

okay this this is a question with too many variables how fast is it because I don't 25 miles an hour sprinting you can easily

just step on it and hold it in place so one meter worm it's gonna try and run immediately yes you instantly slam your foot down on it no but also

there's moral complications like does this clone does this clone of you have all your memories to that point has someone else's memories then what do you mean it has someone else's memories it has someone else's soul what are you saying every time you come um it's born like from one of some someone's soul you know so someone someone else dies okay picture this

and then a clone of the underworld hades underworld right there's all the souls they're coming up every time you come like Scientology or whatever you know like it channels the energies or whatever the fuck it's like that so every time you nut it like brings back a soul and then goes off

non-stop I'd just bring back loads of souls yeah what if you knotted like Hitler what if Hitler was your nutt take that out of contract what if I nutted like Hitler I heard that as if I nutted like Hitler

no what if you nutted Hitler what if you're nutted Hitler? What if you're nutted Hitler? crawled away and turned into a reborn. But you look like you. Well, that's a definite different story. See, now, see, this gets infinitely more complex, but I'm still going down to the speed thing.

Because I'm the only me, you know? Well, no, but this is the thing. You're just not into a box. Yeah, that's the thing. And, like, use a sock. I guess no I think I'd rather be celibate than have to kill a kill a like two foot worm

Yeah Also the sensation of a Of a worm coming out of you No let's at least include the caveat Kidney stones No the worm coming out can at least be pleasurable In this scenario Wait so

So it actually makes it better But you have to kill a living like guy, living you and someone else is salt Is this specific to masturbation? Yeah Okay, okay, yeah, that makes it bella Well, yeah, unless you want to be

This hypotheticals fucked Yeah, don't give us your hypotheticals I'd still not Okay You know, do you know what's quite a belief? What? There's a bathroom on every floor of this house Yeah

If we only if we only to go diarrhea at the same time Paper machete dream has our next one Between the three of you who gives the best hugs I guess that answers that one I'd probably say Alex Um Yeah I'll just say me You know, I'll just probably say me.

Well, you win. Oh, fuck. It's the milk, man. Magenta dystopia has our next one then. Hi, Mingers. What's your opinions on the addition of raisins into curries? As a person who's half India, and I find them disgusting. And in primary school, our curries contain current slash raisins for some weird reason.

If any of you have contanted a raisin-infused mess of a curry, what are your thoughts? Raisins shouldn't be in anything. afraid it seems like raisins belong in one place the stupid little fucking baby curtains that's yeah that's the one place they belong yeah like a foot a nutbag no no no don't even put them in there your fucking trail mix get the goddamn shit bit out give me the good bit of the mix the trail mix the raisins are the yellow gummy snakes nice do you get me I think everyone out there get you bro. No, I don't. I like the yellow gummy

snakes. No, you fucking don't. I had a bag of gummy snakes last Friday a week today. I gave you a whole selection. Majority yellow. And there was only two fucking left. You didn't suck a single snake. Yeah.

I don't taste that much like soap. Yeah. It was the bad thing that if you do vomit, the vomit will be chilly. The vomit will sting your throat because of the chili in it. No, but the milk will counteract it. yours will be chilly. Yeah.

We'll be... That's made me really happy, actually. No, but the thing is, you're more likely to vomit because you've drowned loads of milk. It's only two pints. The amount of times I've eaten like an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's,

and that's one pint, right? No, it's not one pint. Double that. Yeah, it is. Double that, but take out all the, like, sugar and shit. Surely, like, surely my stomach can handle two pints of me.

Yeah, weirdly I'm starting to feel kind of the opposite. What do you mean? Like a kind of new strength, a new kind of power. Oh, I'm getting a new pipe, pain. What do you mean? That's like a totally different wavelength. What, what do you mean a new power? Are you not feeling this? What do you mean by new power? Because I feel like kind of drunk.

yeah like my vision is changed like my brain is thinking differently have we just gooned our brains with like chili we've gooned chili we just goon chili

oh no I'm in pain oh do you need a tummy do you need some raisins your raisins might sort you out don't push down when was the last time

you were like ate a raisin in an earnest last time you're like you know what I need a I need a raisin right now No it would have been when I had like a trail mix Hmm Are you actually gonna vom?

No I'm in pain I got like it's like It's like I don't feel like I'm gonna vom It's just like pain that Yeah because it's like 12 million scovil chili Going through all your tubes bro

No Once the chili was past my My Um you know the dangly thing I think you I think you just left it all in your mouth bro. That all, not, it went down my stomach, bro. I think my piss doesn't...

I think your piss will be safe. Well, no, because it's just like I get a bit of slob back up my phone and it's chilly. It's reigniting the pallet with fire. Down some milk then. No, no, look, look. Look, look, look, look how much milk's left. I've had no milk, because this makes me be sick. I can't drink milk.

Yeah, that's like a few months worth of milk, right? Anyway, where were we? Raisins. Reasons. How good they are, how they belong. Because I'm a grape fan. They're one of my favourite fruits. I think that's awesome.

They're not a fruit. A raisin isn't a fruit. No, but this is what I'm saying... No, no, no. Grapes are a fruit, though. Yeah. Yeah, but... And they're the form that are deserved.

Yeah. But are romanticised. that are yeah like a Grecian going yeah yeah yeah

yeah no one's romanticizing the carton of raisins yeah you don't see fucking raisins are really weak Julius Caesar

eating a carton of fucking raisins yeah that's stupid who is that woman on the raisins thing anyway who is that no no raisins are really healthy for you no raisins are great

no dried fruits are actually the least healthy thing on the planet for you much more sugary that's my smell sugary nice

I think I think I'm like Is it legal to drive on chili Do you remember that vine? What do you mean? Hey, welcome to chilies But that's Isn't that because they've got a restaurant In America called Chili?

We've got a restaurant in Britain called Trilly What? Chili's we have one in fucking Where? But Wooten Bassett? Yeah, there's one in Wooten Batson. Oh, that doesn't count.

That's not a Chili. Why don't go is Chili? That's not the same. So like an American tourist is here and they're like, man, I really fancy a Chili's. Send them to Chili's. They'll have an actual better experience. Yeah. Straight up.

Well, British Chili's is so much better. Yeah, actually tastes like real food. Alex, ask another fucking question, bro. Appropriate Shine 62 says, will you be doing more James reviews? I love the episodes where James is at the main stage. um we've had a lot of uh what's it called like creative um differences creative differences okay so what's happened recently is the jar media time timetable has been a bit fucked and

we haven't had the time for for all three of us to get together and we'll call them um Tokyo drift is on the horizon that's one we're definitely going to do um but we have got one in the pipeline at the moment, just waiting for one person to watch it. It's on the horizon. It's on the Fosa Horizon. So, uh, they are coming up. Me and Alex have organized a way to do them.

Um, so they're coming up. I've wanted to do them for a while. So, uh, you know, we've got one, one in, in the works. In the oven, as they say, in the chili. Buns in the oven sort of thing. Yeah, buns in the oven.

I, um, I think I'm a different person. Compared to what? Before the chili. Really? What's changed? My brain is different now. You've actually, you're in, you're in a trance.

A chili induced trance. I'm in a goon hole, I think. I think I'm in the goon hole. You probably are. Like, chili, no, because let's think about this logically here. Like, the goon hole, the goon. It's like, it's a state of like constantly do it. Gooning, you know, you're gooning. It's a state of taking something too far, I'd say. Yeah, you're gooning and you get stuck in a goon hole and you can't, your brain doesn't function as it should. It's like raiding on destiny for 10 hours straight. It's like, you know, playing Fortnite for 10 hours straight, you know, doing anything to excess, like you mind fuck yourself in the goun hole. And it's the same with Chili's, it's the same with heat. Once you go to a level, you, the endorphins that you get from it.

They just flow your... They overfrow the dictatorship that is your mind and you get stuck in the chilly goon hole. Do you think Shunice would down that whole time? Yeah. Yeah. He was in a goon hole. Yeah, no, he was actually in a goon hole.

He was maybe the first celebrity gooner. The first, as if they were like countless celeb gooners. They're all fucking gooners. Yeah. Every celebrity is a gooner. Jared Letter is an... He is a gooner. Yeah.

100% He's got a whole island dedicated to goon Yeah, he's got a whole religion get to get

My fellow gooners I can't wait for us to see Morbius No No no no no James reviews Morbius Yeah that one's coming No

No it's not No Delugury says Hypothetical That will make James Seath in anger All dogs in the world All of a

sudden get turned into identical copies of Argi, both physically and mentally. How does the human race adapt? Bing! You beat an army of Corgi is by Bing. No, but that's not the question. Well, the search engine.

Oh, how to defeat Corgi's. There are too many results of cute images. So, if every dog was suddenly a corgi... Every dog in the world turns into a Corgi, they're all argue with a shade leg. Yeah, they're all brain argue.

Well, so how would we overcome it? No, like, just how would humanity react? Kill them all. No, I think it would be, I think it would turn the world into two lanes. Pro and no. Pro corgi and no corgi.

Yeah, because this is this is it. This is how, this is how Argi works Like Marmite Like Marmite Like Anakin Skywalker Like Um

Other ones So which Me and James Would be on the no Yeah 100% If you had to I don't know where you'd be I'd be a grey

That means you'd have Two Argy's in your house Which I'm fine with You would not be Better for you No Yeah If every dog

was Argy, then every dog could just be loose. What? No, Argy can't be loose. Argy literally can't go off the league because he's such a teller. No, because he's so kind and approaches

every dog, even if they're dangerous. Yeah, he's stupid, is what you're saying. He doesn't do that, though. He screams. No, but he'll approach and then scream. Yeah, imagine that. The thing with Argy is that he

he's a very jealous being very jealous being can you imagine he'd be competing with other versions of himself and all the like you know

loads of countries have like wild stray dogs and stuff all of those would be corgis although all of those stray dogs of rabies would suddenly be um like corgis or rabies yeah does it change wolves yeah no because they're different species no yeah i don't think so like wolves and dogs are like ones evolved would it change foxes foxes i vote yes foxes aren't dogs i would vote every mammal no no that ruins it

annihilate them all. A whale, gorgie. Now that's cringy. No, no, no, no, no, change the question here. It makes every animal have the brain of Argi. So they're still a whale, but they've got Argy's brain. Here's a question. Imagine a parrot with fucking Argy's brain.

How imagine how terrifying that would be? Because they speak already, so they'll just... Yeah, yeah. I hate you. I fucking hate you. fucking hate you that's just what it would sound like no

the answer is no no yeah I forgot the question what you mean you forgot the question it doesn't matter yeah we have this one from a big big nucuson

and um it's a weird question because I was just kind of confused by like what they were asking. Dear Gooners, in recent years, the success of the cinematic universe is unfathomable. The idea of creating a web of offshoot movies that tie into one another was often seen as a folly endeavor. But the 2010s would prove otherwise. With studios like Disney and Time Warner creating their own commercially viable films,

universes like the MCU, the Spider-Verse, and even their Legoverse have become so popular amongst the masses, but it's quite impossible to not imagine what will come next. With Timothy Charlemais' recent casting as Willie Wonka in 2023's Wonka, a new possible avenue has opened up, the Wonkaverse. The idea, to me, seems intriguing, especially considering, I don't know if they're like, fuck o me or me, or, considering that they betrayed Wonka in previous installments gave such a unique performance to the character that I'm getting serious spiderverse vibes

but stronger. This could finally be the opportunity to mix Kino with mainstream appeal. Thoughts. What a fucking weird question. Did you write this? I would

if I wrote that I wouldn't have been able to read it like so cleanly I 100% I've hit the stage with chili but it's just like yeah I'm just drunk that's weird

isn't you're really fucking bizarre because I'm listening to you like this is it might be like an endorphin you know it 100% is an endorphin thing because your body I guess is pumping you full of so much

endorphins from such a ridiculous dose of chili that's basically just like, he's actually gooning. It's actually gooning. No, this is why people chase it. But we just...

For this right now. Yeah. To be honest, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine. When I've had firecrackers from Wagamama, like, I'm in a lot of pain. But I'm...

It's like, I actually watched this movie for the first time. Um, Hellraiser. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's about pain. Yeah. It's about,

Like the demons that fucking love it. Yeah. They are massacists. They're sadists. No, sadism is inflicting. Yeah, they've inflict it on others. But they're also like, fucked, you know? And they love it.

Yeah, it's like, it's just Salonesh, I guess. And I think Hellraiser is about chilly. You're chasing the... Yeah, you're chasing pain. to get pleasure yeah because I like this right now is really nice

yeah and the milk bit isn't but see I'm good my approach to the milk I think was the correct one yeah you no with the three extremes all in half none

and I'm I feel bloody brilliant my lips are stinging my lips are like really your lips are still stinging that's because of the way you ate it You didn't turn the spoon upside down and use your tongue So I knew that shit was touching my tongue no matter what

So I might as well reduce the lips That was my main thing Just keep it off the lips Yeah but I swallowed it like 15 minutes ago Why is it coming back now Hellways is like one of those A cult movie, not cult, it's like quite iconic Yeah, it's like

It is cold, I'd say, it's like Kind of bad Oh yeah But very good Mm-hmm Yeah, I get you. And the good outweighs the bad. So, that's my opinion on, um, Wonka.

Yeah, what do you think of the Wonka Cinematic Universe, James? I couldn't give a... The only way I would care is if we get to see a version where we get to see James's Wonka. Yeah, like what? No, James is Charlie. No, I'm afraid James is Wonka. No, James is Charlie with Timothy Shalameh is... Or James as, um, an ump-lumpur.

Or the... Well, no, because I'm older than, Timothy. So I'd be Wonka, he'd be Charlie. No, it's like flipping the script, you know? No, the flash comes in, he opens some kind of portal, and he brings in the different... No, do you want to know what I want to see from a cinematic universe? Hmm?

Something never been done before? Yeah. Wait, what? Like, what? I want the uncharted cinematic universe. No, I want just like a new... you know something never been seen something never even imagined yet and I want that made into something at the apex station the cinematic universe no that's an

IP I want something fresh like Max Payne but like Max Payne's cinematic universe no but back when Max Payne was first out you know so yeah bring back Mark Warburg get into yeah no he'll be back when the flash comes in and go You're dreaming, Bruce. Which, Max Payne are we going to snack this time? Yeah. No, because this is what the Spider-Man movies, like, open the floodgates for.

Like, movies where the whole thing is, like, characters opening portals for, like, different versions of the same characters that will come together. Because we're getting the Batman one next. Wait what? Yeah, because that's what the Flash movie is. Yeah.

It's him just going around getting Batman. You mean Flash? Yeah. Are they going to get George Blaney? Yeah. He's been, might be kicked out of the DC though. Yeah.

They had to call like an emergency meeting because the guy who plays the Flash is like deranged or not. Yeah, he's like he is actually just the Joker. Why isn't he fucking playing the Joker? Because then they only like cast Ezra Miller as like a reaction to Tom Holland like we need like a young, trendy actor

to play the like upcoming superhero thing. Yeah. They're like stuck with this fucking guy that was supposed to be their savior. and he's in all the biggest franchises as well he's in the Harry Potter he's in you can tell that he's like a creepy guy there yeah he was too good at playing the like killing um Kevin oh fuck me yeah that was him wasn't it

oh yeah hmm hollerie has a quick one for me has Alex ever heard of Apple TV's prehistoric historic planet. Any intentions on watching it? As it's had a lot of hype in the paleo community.

I'm not a part of the paleo community, I want to say. Are you not? No. I thought you were. No. At least you bought you a subscription to paleoarchology.comat. Oh really? Because that was the one thing that was

holding me back and stopping me from saying. So I guess now I can join the community. I'm in the paleo community. Hey Hey Yeah Yeah Yeah

I probably watch it That's cool I watch the trailer And they're like big CG Jurassic parks going Are you serious We need walking with dinosaurs back That's what this is

And we need a hologram of Steve Irwin I already got it Yeah you see his headline in Coachella In football TV plus very much Stick him up as our next one. In episode 207, Eagle Brothers Brawl, Alex talks about his baby gorilla dream. In the episode, Jamie's theory on the dream's meaning is that the baby gorilla represents Agi, bringing eventual danger and harm to Paisley.

So, was the dream a warning after all? Wait, what? No way. No fucking wait. No. No. Uh, I can't. fucking start like a fortune teller thing

yeah yeah yeah let's add a new tear on the Patreon Jim will tell you the fortune you have to tell me like a really specific dream there yeah

I had this dream where this fucking like thing was chasing me what does it mean Jim what does it mean Mel Gibson was chasing me in a dream it means you must find him find him find him

and tell him the truth find him and tell him all about your dream like the real Mel Gibson can you imagine a scarier dream chased by rabid Mel Gibson yeah the puppet or the real guy the real guy the real guy

bearded Mel Gibson I'd probably are you saying current bearded Mel Gibson there's nothing no I can imagine something scary you wake up in the body of the guy playing Christ being directed by Mel Gibson and you have to like you're in that position as you but you're in you're embodying him so you're like fuck I got to I got to be Jesus acting on set

right now being directed by Mel Gibson screaming at me he's against the clock he's stressed that would be horrible and you got to act your heart out yeah and I don't know how to be that they're scarier dreams no I don't think so fucking think so. Skinny and Humble has one for you, James. James, please elaborate on why you hate Austin Powers. Are you jealous of his mojo? Is it because he shags?

I've never seen Austin Powers. I'm going to admit it. I know all the jokes. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Nice impression, babe. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah, when he goes, I, um, I don't really have anything against Austin Powers.

I haven't really seen it. All right, leg 27 has a question. Has the Beast heard about the Max Payne remakes coming out? I haven't. Okay. Um, let's do this one. Did you actually want to mention that? Well, I don't know because I haven't.

heard shit. It could be a fucking lie. What I say is because you like the game so much, don't actually ever consume anything about it until it comes out. Then you can go in and be like, this is just fucking incredible. Having it 10 out 10 time and then forget about it. No, I think you should get wrapped up in the hype.

Well, sorry, but I don't believe the hype train is ever worth the ticket cost. Wrong. It was with Outen Wing. Outen Wing. me yeah um stay tuned for is elder ring as um overrated as they say quick answer secaro's better not no what would be funny just true if if if we wanted to like annoy people as much as possible what would be the the late opening to the is elder

ring as overrated and bad as they say episode like what would be the the way to get souls fans in annoyed yeah you say yes just yeah it is over um no you just reference like bloodborne saying that bloodborne was like kind of bad if you imply that bloodborne isn't very good is that what gets swords fans going people have a bonus for bloodborne and you know what truth be told blood born isn't even as good as fucking dark souls too that game fucking sucks i saw someone um 30 fps someone like in a comment was like upset with me because they were like really bothers me how Alex just agrees with the gym on Dark Souls 2 yeah you haven't played it yeah what do you

think about that um I thought I made that clear whenever we've talked about Dark Souls 2 that like a I don't give a fuck and B like it's Dark Souls 2 yeah everyone knows it's trash even James knows it fucking sucks it's probably be the one I'd like though if I actually no no you would actually not like it the one you'd like would be fucking

like the PS1 one where you like go through a cave and there's like it's just yeah surely James would love the original demon souls PS3 only though yeah no I think I love blood bone cart that does look kind of lit

hosbrough those on for us how do you job fellas I just wanted to ask you guys this for a while, and I'm not sure if you've answered it before, but what are your genuine thoughts on pro wrestling? As someone who became interest in it at a later age than the typical fan, I was wondering about exposure you've had to it in the past, maybe through people at school or through other means. With some of the biggest stars in Hollywood being former wrestlers,

most notably The Rock, John Sina and Dave Batista, have you ever watched any pro wrestling content in the past to see what the fuss is about? Keep up the great work and game on Lewis. Oh, yeah, I've seen, I've seen WW. What, live? Not live, I've watched all the clips on YouTube. Just like, you get bored when you're like, what, 16? You just get bored, you're just like, oh, what?

There are, like, funny moments. Yeah. That are entertaining. Yeah. Our father has always been into pro wrestling. Yeah, he was always like to the chagrin of my mom. It was beefed over that. Yeah.

but I always enjoyed the Louis Theroux where he goes to America and he hangs out with the wrestlers and they make him do the their routine the workout routine and you like vomits and stuff yeah yeah I mean I just don't really care about watching many sports anyway I mean it's not a sport it's entertainment it's it's like hyper exaggerated masculine Trinity Theatre It's got all these stupid plot lines It's just drama

It's drama for muscle kids It's not yeah it's not theater It's a soap opera It's totally ridiculous And it's like that It's not It's not that they're not capable of like writing stories

It's the They don't try it's like what it is is the appeal like yeah that exact like style is why people are watching it you know yeah yeah like it has to be that way and that's what people like about it yeah it's just like over the top it's it's it's it's western anime pretty much yeah yeah yeah because like in america they're all into like the backyard wrestling and stuff yeah well late 90s or just 90s it was like really big wasn't it um WWEF was it back then

I don't know it was WWF and it changed to WWE yeah that's right something like that it was always like in the background but I just never really cared that much you know yeah yeah oh hmm ah

our slash jar media has a messed up one any updates on our he's actually been a menace to society um he's actually been not too bad aside from the odd thing um i've noticed he's kind of got a new scheme for causing problems for me he's realized that i guess i've achieved maximum damage that i can output by my own means so what i'm going to do is going to use my standing as being above paisley in every way and knowing that she copies everything he does so he's like he's like a Sith Lord like teaching the apprentice you know just slowly through the dark side manipulating her making her do

annoying things and creating this golden retriever corgi thing she's he's turning a golden retriever into a corgi and it's messed up to see this very distressing I just agree, because every time I see Paisley, he's still just Paisley. No, bro, you don't see what I see. Who explain what you see? Right, here are some of things Argy's taught Paisley to do. The cringy pull-on lead with all four-leg thing, like a corgi does. Because of corgis do, when they pull, it's like a specific thing because of their low

center of gravity. They engage their legs in this, like, really specific way. And Paisley's learned and does the exact same thing. I need to see this. It's really cringy. And I've, I, it's so annoying. What else is, has he done to her? She nudges like a corgi, which is weird.

She rolls in shit like a corgi which is annoying. I think every dog was, no, that was learned. She used to just eat it. It's upgraded because of him. She just copies him. Anything he does, she copies. Yeah, but he, he. He literally eats his own shit.

She hasn't gone that far yet, but I see her, I see her watching, watching and waiting. She's such a copier. Uh, brad T. 2, 2, 2, 2 has one for us. Has the rise of post-credit scenes, post-credit scenes slowly been damaging the movie viewing experience. It really seems like certain people are now. go into movies to see what the tease at the end is rather than the actual content of the film itself.

The amount of movies you go to that obviously don't... Did you see my fucking tweet? It's when I went to go see Morbius. They'd printed out this thing of all the movies that were shown. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saying which one of them you need to stick around.

Yeah, it must be fucking annoying for the stuff. They're like just trying to clean it up. But to me, the disturbing part of that was like... man like this is a big reason people come to the movies now yeah because it's episodic yeah all they've done with this mind-blowing marvel cinematic universe they just made a TV show yeah let's take the structure of TV but make each episode a movie yeah which is what TV is so now so now we're in a position where every everything is either

the just hyping up the future Thanos is coming DC thing is coming King Kong's thing is coming trust us it's coming so you got those movies to look forward to

and then on the other hand you've got all the shit that's just obsessed with the past it's just nostalgia we got more dress apart we've gotten more Star Wars What was that after credits of endgame Wasn't that the first one that didn't have one no no no yes yes yes mm-hmm yeah you see that that is a way to do it though because that is like yeah saying it's done done now everything after that's what i don't get though it's like

yeah marvell they found their angle they did their new thing and it was like okay you you then deserve the money for doing it and discovering the new thing well well done Then what does everyone else do? Oh, it's our turn to do that thing now. Mm-hmm. What do you mean? We've already seen that thing. No, we're going to do our one.

We're going to do it, but we're not going to plan. We're going to do the same thing except fuck up everything. Yeah. We're just going to not think about the future and just go. Yeah, green light. Greenlight the mummy. Don't care what it is. I just want to see results

Yeah, fuck movies I fucking hate movies The only good genre of entertainment Is Family Guy Clip edits on YouTube? No, on Instagram Yeah, even YouTube's lost now Yeah, YouTube's lost, no

Because on Instagram it's like a gold Like striking gold You're just scrolling through shit for so long And you see Family Guy and it's like actually the funniest shit you've seen in ages and it's like, what the? How has this happened? Do you get me?

I never get family guys. We have an important one here from the Jimbus, who's a mod on the subreddit. So this is important, listen up. Bear bear jar boys. Be it, bear, bear. I'm not about using it as a greeting. It's the R slash Jal Media mod again.

As we're picking up more and more random reditors who've been recommended the subreddit out of nowhere, how should we make this as confusing of an experience as possible for them? I think we're already doing a pretty good job of that. The sub's been free guy theme for a while and the rules are just the lyrics, the tig old biddies. So I think it's time to change things up a little. Here are some aspects of the subreddit that can be edited. If you make any suggestions, I'll implement them later. So we've got name, description, banner, rules, sidebar images can include multiple,

the suggestion thread, suggested subredits, the name of the subredits users on the subscribe account, and the flair of any user. Anything come to mind? Ah, Holo Live. holo live what's that it's the new twitch thing it's not even new it's like

like a virtual it's animated strip streamers it's anime character vtubers yeah yeah vtovers holo live holo lives

does make that the actual subworded name so then you get all the people from it might escape us from the algorithm put um put holo live in the suggested subredits surely yes yeah yeah yeah then we get all those people and and anime girls on the banners yeah yeah yeah yeah we got a shit what should the three guys shit be

replaced with anime girls no anime girls on the banners we need something like to subreddit for no something cool like wrestling yeah the number one wrestling something you can sub with it. Yeah. Have like a, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, yeah, different wrestlers. Yeah, yeah, different wrestlers. You know, stood in a line, like the event, from all around the world. Yeah, no, the westless, the west, the wessler cinematic universe, manor. Yes. Yeah, the wrestlers. Like Marvel. Yeah, all the wrestlers, all holding a different rustlers. W. W. The W. W. W. The W. W. The official WWF Cinematic Universe Reddit. What should the rules be? One, just live. Only post C-Bum. I don't know. Quite like the

Just Live. Yeah, just live. Two, bear, bear. Three, only rules one and two. That's rule three. Rule three. Rule three. Is that Creotene, creotene, creotin. No. Rule three, don't follow rule three.

yeah and then rule four is rule three is the main rule I think we need creating in there somewhere yeah rule rule fuck

what rule are we on no because you've got the side picture rule five the side pictures on the side because rule four is rule three is the main rule so rule five no one about the pictures on the side but we didn't finish the rules

we don't need to finish the pictures on the side with the anime girls the top the top picture is the WWEE side pictures anime girls

is that fair yeah that is fair and your V-tuber thing is like in the tags or whatever yeah Holo Live is the

Holo Live yeah we've got all bases covered then we've got the we got the fan boys and the hyper

gym yeah yeah yeah it's the new army it's the new job army

I'm quite happy with those four rules to be honest I'm happy with all of that Yeah Review Tech Brooklyn 99 says Could Jarre explain what 5 bean 5 rice is

5 bean 5 rice? Yeah 5 bean 5 rice What the fuck is to explain Yeah You got peel out egg fried Mexican Long grain

And brown And Basmati Basmati Basmati Basmati Basmattie. My bulls are richie. As this to say.

Considering that modern warfare 2019 decided to attribute an American action, the highway of death to the Russians, what massively tone deaf and tasteless fiction do you think will find

in Modern Warfare 2, 2022? Is that a thing? What is the highway of death? What is the highway of death? I'm pretty sure it's a highway that was in I whack possibly it was in one of the Gulf Wars and it was just a big highway and loads of fucking tanks got fucked it's like an iconic imagery of like a highway that was just

fucked I was watching like edgy call of duty campaign clips the other day because I was like I just randomly remembered no rush and was like what is this mission like now it's really fucking weird yeah it's in the remaster. What do you mean? They remastered the game. What were like the graphics and everything? They remastered like that whole thing.

There's still like skippable and stuff. Yeah. But now you can murder civilians in an airport with a machine gun in even higher definition. Really? Yeah. Do they add some like particle effects?

Yeah. Improve reload animations. The worst. Wait, pause at every second. They even added a reference to modern more. 3. Really? Oh, yeah, that's like the place you sniper in Modern

Highway of Deaf, that's, yeah. Huh. And then I watched the Modern Warfare 3 child getting bombed scene. Yeah. Nowhere near is shocking. Yeah, that was like... I reckon you should have been the one

to bomb that child. If you really wanted to shock. We should have gone slow-mo and gone around the child, like, explode. Yeah, well, you can like, see the skull in her head like vibrate. Yeah, yeah.

It's fucking displayed. Well, I don't think given the tone of Monofer 1, modern warfare 1, 1, 1, the other one, not the first one. The fucking 19 Monofer.

Yeah. It had the edgy, we got to do what we can to make sure everyone stays safe. Yeah, that cringe shit. So there's going to be a a terror attack at some point because Macpaw hasn't even been

introduced yet. This is still, the Modern War War I Warfare 1-1 campaign is like, it's not even as a Kiev yet. Yeah. So it's the same kind of beats of the story but no, it's not a different to space. It's the same

universe. If it's a different story then why do you expect it to go to the same places? No, because they introduce the same characters that were in the first one. But they do something different? No, it's before they could have done or yeah no it's a completely reboot

there's no there's no yeah and they intertwined it with the black ops universe Jesus yeah cinematic universe so that macrob will make a show of a

they have to do something like yeah but the stupid thing they did was they tried to like implement story into war zone they did so it's really fucking confusing like what I thought they have like zombies in warzone

well yeah exactly like it doesn't make sense to try combine those two things because like you can't have fucking cat girls dancing around and try to tell this like gritty story about taking the gloves off and committing war crimes right we're nearly at the end here guys chuffer McDonald says previous episode you mentioned joining the MCU well what would your unique character names and powers be and don't just say yeah i'd be like Captain America, but with a golden

pussy or something. Alex would be Mr. Regret. What's the power? The power to phase anything that has happened in your life out of existence through the sheer power of regret. Damn. It's just kind of a good power then, isn't it? Yeah.

But every time you mess with the timeline, regret comes out of your eyes. No, but if you meet someone who's shit, let's say you meet someone terrible, You can phase that person out of regret existence by regretting meeting them. So you can fuck up people, but only by regretting them. And you can't control your regret.

Because regret is a very real thing that takes... You can't just be like, oh, I regret meeting you, you know? That's not regret. It's tied to the emotion. Yes. You've actually got to have the emotional aspect. So if anyone does anything shitty to you, you might have a bit of regret. this is a great fucking concept bro and then you fucked up because that means you could

accidentally wipe someone out of existence you didn't mean to just because you didn't control your emotions wow you can't control your emotions this is heavy that's that's your um that's your um that's your um okay james your power is um you're you're kind of like um black widow Nice, I like that where this is going That's it, that's all I got Okay, let's keep on for Jamie Black Widow

Oh, I've got one for you Black Widow's got a sister right Yeah, sort of like her powers Oh, nice I mean Jamie like the black riddows Yeah Nice You saw that one didn't you?

No, but she's in Hawkeye Is she? Yeah. Spoilers? Yeah. Well, I wouldn't have said that if I knew that. Yeah. Have you not been keeping up for the cinematic universe?

No. Yeah. Yeah. I'm there. I'm up. I'm keeping up. Anyone watch Moon Night yet? Woo!

I love Moon Night. Moon Night's my shit. I like Oscar Isaac. Yeah, I like Oscar Isaac. I think he's a very pretty man. He is really pretty. Moon Knight's like Batman except if a moon bit him and turned him into a fucking moon. Yes, Moon Knight

sort of like Batman if he had borderline personality disorder. Right. Here we go. Um, uh, uh,

J.H says, howdy mingers? This is the Pernold. ultimate one. I'm a primary teacher and I want you to know that Jars influenced my career greatly. Oh no, no. I always have random pictures of motomoto. Alex the line and dick the head scattered throughout every PowerPoint I make. I've also hung up and posted as a free guy.

No. I read notice in the classroom with my Magna Motors being a five-foot cardboard cutout of Fortnite Jonesy. Fortnite Jonesy display by my desk. You'd think that my inspector would find these things odd, but she thinks my integration of fun characters really engages the children. Little as you know, I'm creating a small army of jarlings to start the new world order. What do you think that one? Wong, uh, lose your job. This is abuse.

No, this is what we've been saying. This is what this is what this has been fucking building to. It's just to start of our cinematic universe. Yeah. Yeah, real life. I don't want a cinematic universe. I want our universe. Our goal is to be like,

we want it to be so you go back to episode one of JAR and it's like watching the prerequisites of like Thanos's build up, you know? Yeah. Yeah, it's like a revelation, you know? Like, um, what's a movie with like a reality? good twist like um dunkirk yeah dunkirk yeah when you realize it's all about world war two i want to get back to have to say wonder if you're like that moment

ah we got one more oh this is a really awful one one no no we don't have one more oh this is a really awful one I fucking refuse to do that. No, you have to. No, you have to. Just end it before. If me and James agree that it sucks, just end it now.