JAR Media Posdact - Monsieur BLOBBY - JARCast Episode 354

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

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Yeah. It's going to be one of these episodes. You know you're sitting on my foot. Well, maybe if you gave me some more goddamn space. Don't need some day. I need some space. Now, listen around here, give me some space. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen.

Why does Alex have such a trip? And welcome to episode 354 of the Jarm Media podcast. I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim. I am Jim, and before I get too deep into the show, got to say, it was a palindrome last episode, and I forgot to mention it, but that's old. And my de-not-host, James. Good afternoon.

Not host. Delightful. Before we get too deep into any topics and whatnot and housekeeping, or whatever may be planned for us. Alex has a few words. Yeah, so Jehovah's Witness came to my door today while I was still wearing my t-shirt covered in a toothpaste dribble and my pyjama bottoms that have showed the outline of my tiny willy,

like really well. So I had kind of a fun little bit. A little combative there. How did that make you feel? I said, come inside. Then I went to go my pardora. And then we started debating. Did you film it?

I secretly filmed it. Yeah. Are you going to make a cringe compilation out of it? Yeah. YouTube Destroy is idiot. Nice. Nice. Now this is exactly what we're looking for.

Yeah, we're known. Who are you? I'm the new one. What do you want? Yes, so welcome back and welcome for the first time for those of you who've never seen us. No, I like that. That's good.

We've got to kid that up. That's like proper professional. Yeah. That's a big welcome to. our TikTok, a new found from TikTok. Yeah, but I guess before we get too goofy with it, we've got a shout out of those

Jiam Media patrons to make the audio version of this show possible. Let's go! And if you are a dibbyter above over on the Patreon, you get your names read out in the first or second week of each month. I guess we'll be doing that next episode, seeing as we're in December right now. Belling festival over here. Hmm. Yeah.

It is the season of giving. When the were there are... Oh, sheesh. December? That's stressful. I feel like December, like, hypothetically or creatively feels like the shortest month to me. It does. Do you think? It feels like it's a week long.

It's so packed. I've got a controversial opinion. I would argue that I believe February feels like the shortest month. I knew you were going to be a pragmatist about this. Have you done research into that? see what do you value more feeling or logic

fact because I'll tell you one doesn't care about the other true it's the Vulcan episode is Ben Shapiro a Vulcan is that what they called I've never actually seen Star Trek and posering right now oh a Vulcan

oh right yeah I heard that as Balkan like you're Balkan I'm Balkin Ooh Yeah, not long there I'm known as Bulking Bobby

Do you not have questions about the Jehovah's Witness before we do housekeeping I was kind of happy with where we left that Really? Because I wasn't joke That happened And he probably saw my willie

Really At least the outline Did they comment on it? He said, you need God Did he say no the actual way they phrased it were like now with how awful and dreadful the world is and how much everything sucks

and how bad and everyone's suffering how are you doing right now I'm a one buddy never been better yeah that's the dumbest place to start it though they're looking for a particular type I think a sufferer someone who's they've got

Someone at rough right now. Someone desperate. Someone who's, you know. You know, just like the housekeeping comments from the previous episode. Oh, my God. And it was a fiery bunch. Uh-oh. It was a fiery bunch.

I think we're going to get into some fiery discourse. Ooh, the discourse episode, finally. Yes. Some, um, fantastic. Well, I wasn't sure how you guys wanted to handle, because I've got a normal housekeeping, but I also had a whole siloed-off bit about the controversial subject from the last episode, that being pornography. Which kind of took me by surprise, to be honest, for the simple reason that we've talked about pornography use multiple times on the channel, multiple times, and it's never really had this weird, like, backlash for some reason, but last episodes did. Yeah, so, I don't know, I don't know, we could probably spend, like, a whole hour on it, and I don't really want to... No, I don't really want to do that unless you guys want to do that.

And if we did want to do that, then I'd want to do it in a separate thing. Yeah. Well, it's James. Yes, yeah. Yeah, it's James. Don't let me lead this, because I do not have the brain or the preparation right now to be able to provide a basically a video essay, citing all the facts to back up my claims. No, we're not saying, is that something you would like to do in the field? future is save these questions

I've got them all I don't care about the subject enough what do you mean but we talk about all the time I'll do it then you take my place you get you get the heat Jim's gonna steal man it's just I don't have much to say on it because you know I've read a lot of these comments

and there seems to be a lot of things that seem to be missed by people who are trying to like almost defend it I think they're I'm going up on the flagrant language more so, I think. I think it was like, what was it? I think you said something like propaganda. You used the word propaganda, which I guess, I don't know. If people don't know you, they might not know.

They might, I guess, assume things are charged a certain way, maybe. Yeah, which is some of this language. And actually not the case because, obviously, I didn't know the question was going to be sprung on. I didn't know that question was you're going to ask it. So obviously, I'm not going to have, you know, like I said, like an almost video essay planned script of how to talk about this subject. It was literally just, I've seen this comment being made a lot by people online and it's just like a, I am frustrated at that comment because there are things I disagree with.

So it comes out as being excessive and exaggeration. But there's a lot of facts that kind of prove that, you know, the idea that porn is bad is kind of true. literally yesterday night I literally just YouTube dangers of porn and just found an instant video about neurological specialists saying yeah we did this test and we found this it's like I feel like a lot of people want me to provide all the evidence to be able to educate them when anyone who has a stance on it can literally just Google or watch and find you know scientific data about whatever side I'm not going to try and argue for science when without any plan you know if you are if you do have like a really defensive stance of it you've kind of got to look at it

realistically from a lot of perspectives because it's not something that is just like this one perspective from it there's a lot I just think it's like an interesting topic and discussion it is emerging technology in the knock on results of that your sexuality is a large part of human existence you know yeah i haven't read any studies or anything i'm just going off i've read i think personal experience as well is a totally valid way to like when talking about anything you choose to consume or not consume you know personal experience

is valid in that and how you feel it affects you it doesn't need to be backed up by studies and facts yeah you know and if if i don't want to speak for you but if you are coming from more of a personal angle and you feel as though you've been affected in certain ways. Yeah, because that is valid. Yeah, because at the end of day, I've admitted constantly on this cast that I started watching pornography at like a young age

and a lot of the points I'm making of the dangers of pornography is not about the 25-year-old man who's watching porn. It's about the person who's the 12-year-old who's still developing. Or even younger now. And, you know, they have unlimited access to pornography and that

isn't, there needs to be more research done. on the effects of pornography on a developing brain because we know it's there that we know there's dangers there and I don't think there's many ways you can walk around it to try and make out as if kids consuming porn is like a good thing because you know kids don't consume alcohol because everyone and every government have acknowledged that kids consuming a dangerous substance like alcohol yeah is bad that's why it's a control

and that's what yeah that's where it's like fascinated to me because it's like that's such a that's such an enigma because like you have to get your hands on a physical bottle of alcohol so you can put it in a special place in the supermarket in its own shops how do you do that with you can't something else and i've seen other people mention about um it's like limiting someone's freedoms and at the same time it's like buying alcohol is not and the limit on kids drinking alcohol is not ruining their freedom it's just a control substance so to controlling pornography a good thing that some comments are bringing up the that I will shout out right now something I hadn't thought of was the religious angle to this we don't really think about that in the UK as much

I think that can paint and they can hear certain arguments that like in certain places in America for example where they are a bit more like a sex negative or whatever you want to say oh absolutely yeah I think that mainly comes down to a cultural thing here

is that we don't have that. So it's actually not, I don't feel like I can be blamed entirely for not considering that perspective. It's not a normal part of the culture here. But yeah, that's a fair point in it is true. Yeah, of course. Do you guys prefer not knowing the questions or do you think that adds a certain angle or would you actually prefer to know them beforehand? No, I think I'm not knowing about them is. I think it depends on the question. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, largely. But it was depends how much time we have pre-question yeah and there are so many questions to choose from I like quite spontaneously like we'll just pick ones based on how I'm feeling

yeah like literally in the moment you'll have like 50 questions there in front of you but you choose so maybe yeah maybe I should think about that if it is a more serious topic or something because when it's goofy it doesn't matter if it is something a bit more serious. I'd like to know what the listeners think on that as well. If ever you would like for us to like put time aside and actually like research something before talking about it or if you prefer spur of the moment. Like I think a lot of people leaving questions it is with the assumption that they will be sprung on us. Because that's what we've done. Yeah. Yeah. That's what Yeah, I've never even thought.

That's just how it's always been done. Yeah. We've never run. And I do think there's a lot, the large part of the JAR cast is the spontaneous nature of it. Yeah. Yeah. You know,

it's like the previous times you've talked about mental health and serious subjects like that. It's been way more of like this. We're going to talk about this. We need to be open and consider things like that. And, you know, pornography is one of those subject as well. But it's like if someone is angry at what I say and the way I say on JAR, it's like you can,

these people can message me and we can actually talk about it and where your stance is because it's like there there's I feel like some people have this idea that I'm not open to other opinions because it's being said on the jarcast but that's not true at all yeah and we both see activity on the subreddit as well yeah I don't think Jim's on there but so if anyone has questions you can literally ask on the Reddit and I might see it you know it's just like that that that communication is there so don't just like start assuming things about us based on what we're saying. I guess that might have been why

some of them felt upset was maybe they felt your version was like a bad faith interpretation of how they felt maybe. They're valid in the way they feel. Yeah. But anyway. Right, Mr. Mature. Yeah, what? I'm making up for the last

20 episodes of being shit. On a less heavy note, I guess. music lover dogg said no Alex it was you who told people to go to ar slash fnaf James is innocent this time okay like that maybe that does seem that sounds like something I would say and James would get annoyed by more so than James yeah I don't saying it but it did that it did the thing where after I'd stop doing it then James would start doing it like ironically after yeah I feel like what was getting confused with. We'd kind of, whoever

said the questions bit, someone would say the FNAF bit. Yeah, it just became part of the the bit. The furniture, almost. Yeah. Diet W. Diet W. I work night shift. So every early Monday morning, I listen to the new JAR episode while at work. And then when I get home, I load up the YouTube video version and watch through the whole thing again. But this time

watching the vid. Thank you for this weekly ritual in my life. thank you um and the spotify wrapped just came out today so we're getting everyone's tweeting

the they're wrapped in how many minutes it's like it's just like judge how de wanged so far the winner is like a hundred thousand minutes of jar you must have done that on purpose like just left it on

yeah like there's no way I listen to what in the whole year I've listened to 19000 music Yeah, mine was I think 40,000 music

So that's both of us combined and all of ours combined Yeah, mine's about 40,000 Yeah So it's like that would still be less Than the amount of listens that they had on the car That's that's insane That's insane Yeah, that is

Could you want to briefly talk about our Spotify app? Uh, hmm It's a nice, I know it's a nice little thing the Spotify webbed. If you want to. I don't really have many things to shout out on mine. Yours is corrupted. Mine is corrupted because of my like two day long work playlist full of like instrumental music and because MacDemako released like a nine and a half hour long

instrumental album this year which I put into that playlist and Spotify does that weird weighted thing. So it's like it's just been constantly playing that. But because it's nine hours long you don't hear repeats that much. Yeah, I've been listening to it a lot. But I like going into the music more in the January rounding up the year episode. We do. Okay, we can actually talk about that. If you guys have anything, you want to shout out on your rap, though.

Nothing fresh. Yours was just low raw. Yeah, low raw and that one killer mic album I've said about in like two episodes. Mm-hmm. That was the bulk of my... Is there anything surprising in your listeners? Honestly, no. I started the year with very much like a,

I love Samoa and I love Refused. I thought it's kind of just stayed that way. I just, Samoa, Refused, being punk, is just, the early albums are amazing. Their recent stuff, their recent album is, you know, same production as Samurai being that's their, like, the cyberpunk refused, perfect. So why declares me even more?

Yeah, really, really good. Just Samwai, cyberpunk, Samwai, perfect. Yeah, I'm looking forward to hearing more of the cyberpunk music I've been playing a little bit. That's cool. Might report back when I've played more. Cartoon Grump says, frankly, I think Alex looks more like Jack Quaid currently. Now, that one I don't see.

He's the main guy in the boys. In the boys, yeah. Oh, yeah, I don't see that at all. No, I don't see that. Not one bit. He was in the first Hunger Games, weirdly. Maybe Jack Harle. Yes. Oh, Jack Harlow. Someone called me that when I was last in London.

Really? Yeah, when I walked in. That I can see. I mean, like, it's kind of vaguely. But I do see it. There is a... If I had to be, I mean, I'll take Jack Clyde over Dream. I'd probably be a NEPA baby than Dream. Yeah. What about Jack Harlow or Dream? A little bit trickier. Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow. He said to... Jack Harlow or Young Gravy. That's a different Jack Harlow

I feel like Jack Harlow is probably the most respected Of all of those Yeah At least he's in that Lil Nas song right Yeah Yeah Dreamhouse 533 says I'm okay with the bleep spamming

If you only use the Call of Duty Black Ops One So people don't know what I'm talking about sometimes When I'm bleeping A swear out or something It's more than swear word sometimes like a whole sentence

I've got like an audio pack of just I must have just been recording audio and been like just say random things and I just plug them in now and again so sometimes you'll be like saying something and it would be James saying

call of duty black ops cool of duty black ops okay that's cool I did not know that was a bleep did you not know that I kind of have a memory of it yeah I do that occasionally but I wasn't sure if that was

more annoying or like confusing to listen to like... The Call of Duty Black Ops has a place in Jarloy has a place in Jarloy in the strategy and the way you like deliver it like in the recording

it's like super crazy like stilted yeah it's like you're reading an ad or something Cool of Jutzy Black Ops it's awesome I love Okay, so what, should we not do the BEE anymore?

No, no more beeps. And just commit to that. Yeah. Because there's also one of you, Jim, doing that, that, you know, that sound you. That one must be painful. I've used that a few times as well for the, um, who was it?

It was Led Zeppelin. That's right. I love that. No, I've forgotten it. I've got to work on it. I've got it recorded at least. I think we've got a recording of it. It was kind of like an apex thing.

It was an apex thing. Yeah. Yeah. I can hear it. It was when the tensions built up and like we're making plays. And, um... When you do it down the mic at like the enemy. Directional chat or something.

Wasn't it like... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if you got some like fucking loser at us. Chat and shit. oh god those are days honestly a voice chat

make everything better yeah everything funny for sure yeah it's one it's one reason to play modern

author the new one oh right but like the only good moments we had involved people screaming down the white saying stuff

and left yeah so we kind of got we kind of got a pivot to a serious topic again I tweeted about that in this episode This would be the last update I have

For Max The Golden Retriever Which is now, it's with three-part story It's going to wind up being on Jha Trilogy of Max Catch-ups Do you guys remember what I said last time, last update One week ago

It was That you had written a letter to the That's right, I was writing a letter At that time And I was going to read that letter right after I read this comment from a camo weed about this in animal care you would basically never shave a golden retriever for any reason other than unmanageable abundance of mats and knots Alex is probably correct about the course of events likely after not having his coat maintained for multiple months Max was handed off to the shelter who sent into a professional groomer externally or in-house who then made the decision his coat was not salvageable I would say that if there wasn't a period where Alex intervened and maintained Max's coat and really put him into a good place for his health, he'd be far worse off, documented on this YouTube channel.

You can see Max improve and become more self-confident and clearly show signs of vitality as Alex and the Jal Boys work with him over several months. It's very inspiring, the genuine empathy shown to this animal, and you guys will be with him forever no matter what. That was pretty nice. That is nice. We miss Max.

Oh, he was such a big... Yeah, I didn't really realize how much I missed him. Yeah. Because I'd like, I'd internalize that. I'd close that off thinking, like, I'm never going to see him again. Yeah. I'm never going to be faced with anything like that again. But yeah, I'm going to read this letter I wrote to them.

Just so it's documented somewhere too. It's not like... It's quite a downer, to be honest. Okay. It's not going to... Lift any spirits. Lift any spirits, yeah. I'm sorry to have to send this to you,

but I wouldn't be true to my heart if I didn't. It's come to my attention that my granddad and Stepan's dog, Max, has found his way to your friendly, I'm not going to say, where... Yeah, yeah, don't docks. Your friendly establishment. I'm relieved he has finally found a home

with owners who are capable of looking after him. I thought it was an odd decision for my elderly grandparents to get a particularly large golden retriever, but his good nature made everyone happy so it was hard to protest. The problems arose when my step-nam became overcome with her alcohol addiction, routinely indulging herself and not being present enough to look after the dog.

My granddad is also too old and fragile to care for a dog of Max's size and requirements. After this mess reached its peak, my mother and I took a traumatic trip to Wales to recover my granddad and bring him to live with our family. My step-nan went into care for her addiction. Obviously there was a huge golden retreat. that needed a home. That was where I came into the picture. I was Max's owner for a couple of years, 2017, 2018. When he came into my care, he was obese from being fed working dog food

and never taken on walks and his coat was matted from multiple years of not being brushed or taken to the groomers. Over the years, I was able to slim him down and get his coat in good condition. I've known Max since he was a puppy and have a great bond with him. And up until a couple weeks ago, never thought I'd hear about him again. After a couple years looking after Max, my staff Stepnan's family insisted on his return, as she was in a more stable condition compared to how she was years prior. I've much sympathy for her, alone in her isolated cabin, so I thought it was fair to give Max back so she'd have some company. Her family told us that he would be happy on their farm amongst their other dogs that they would give us daily updates. They did say daily updates on how he was doing.

After I gave him back, I never saw or heard about him again. Two weeks ago, as of writing this, my mother called me and informed me that my Snapnan had started drinking again and is in a very bad state. She told me that in the time frame of the last few months Max had been given to a pound to look for a new home. This was done against the wishes of my granddad and Stepnan, but by Stepnan's family have power of attorney. Somehow in the mess of their relationship and family drama, this poor dog has been weaponized as a selfish tool to cause harm to different families. They know I would have gladly taken Max if he needed to be rehome, but my stepnan's family have such a problem with my family. They don't

never have been an option in their minds, motivated out of sheer spite. I don't care about the family feuds, I only care about Max. My mother reached out to the kennel two weeks ago and let them know that Max had been put up for adoption against the will of both his owners. The pound let us know that they would reach out to his owners and explain the situation, but we haven't heard back from them. I took to social media and managed to find this post and discovered where he was. I'm only contacting you now as we found out that Max was put up for adoption recently due to the fact that my step-nans family refused to communicate with my granddad. In the unlikely event that they would communicate with my granddad, they would lie.

My granddad reached out to ask how Max was doing after he learned his wife was in a nursing home. He was told that Max was very happy with her family when in fact, at this point, he had already been sent to... Although I am so incredibly glad and grateful that he has been welcomed into an environment where we cared and loved for, I felt that I had to at least try to reach out and ask if you would consider letting me take Max home to a family he is bonded with and an area he is familiar with. Max is bonded with my mother's dog and he would be living with our four-year-old golden, Paisley. I understand if you can't find it in your heart to part with Max, he's so incredibly good-natured, a gentle giant and a special soul. I hope you're taking him to the beach as it's his favorite place. please do not let me

know if there's any chance you, wait, please do let me know sorry, if there's any chance you would give him back to us but I want to let you know that if you aren't able to part with him I understand and won't pursue this any further I just felt like I had to reach out and try attached should be a nice collection of pictures

to prove that my story is true including a portrait I have up in my hallway in his memory I'm sure that this is a lot to take in but you'd surely do the same if I'll roll were reversed thank you for taking the time to read this yeah very well written so I wrote that up sent it on it was Facebook Facebook and an email and for those images that I referenced at the end I had to upload them to Google Drive so over a certain

size and when someone requests access to your Google Drive you get an email so like an hour after I sent it I got this email so I knew they'd like read it and by this point it was like 9pm on a Sunday or something and then I started fearing like oh maybe there's one of the options was that they'd just read it and not reply

yeah blanket but luckily they didn't blank it they did reply and I got that screenshot here Um past all the porn comments Um Hi Alex

Thanks for reaching out and for filling in a little of Max's history He's such a well-behaved dog It is obvious he was well brought up If you can, could you let me know the exact date of birth For Max and where he was born His age and looks are remarkably similar to our golden Max has settled down very quickly with us

Uh I'm just not read some of that more docksy stuff. Oh, I can't say that. He gets on the beach every day as well as regular walks. That said, anyone from the family who is up this way are welcome to come and visit Max. While Max was in the rescue, the groomers had to shave his fur off as it was so matted and had bits in it. As you'll see from the photos enclosed, it is coming back slowly.

I have to say I, my wife and daughter, and from the photo my mother. love Max the bits and could not let him go now as well as this I don't think another radical change to his life would be in his best interests best regards um don't see the picture looks all fucked up

so he had to be all shaved he's got to wear like a jacket he's got a little little coat that's definitely old little Max though yeah he's so fucking old now as well I do think you know my own opinion on it is is that they are kind of why

it is, I don't think Max like you haven't gone back to our farm and been neglected again I think it is good that he's ended up in a place who do love him and cherish him and I think that's the main important thing is he's going to be loved and I think having to jump around a lot

would be not that nice of him though but we know that like this is probably the best place for him because it's you know we'll know him yeah yeah the fact he's out of the bad situation at all this kind of a result The last thing I messaged them was that I'm so happy he's away from the farm and is finally getting the treatment he deserves.

Thank you for hearing me out. Seeing as I wasn't around with my stepman was the one who located him as a puppy and did all the paperwork. I was never entirely sure what his age was. I'd estimated it was around six to eight when I had him in 2018. I'm fairly sure he was born in the local area. I also found a nice picture of him that I took in 2014 and visiting my grandparents, which you might enjoy. And that's the image of him on a hay bale that I tweeted on the JAR Twitter.

Yeah. It's a very melancholy story. Do you think you're going to try and go one day and just try and just see him? Yeah. I was talking to someone who was like, let's go see him. And I don't know, I don't know how I feel about that. I don't know if I want to do that. That's fair.

Because I will want to leave with him. Yeah. Yeah, there's that sort of... As... As... As... As... ...of care, like, possessive, kind of...

Yeah. Like, in nurturing. Mm-hmm. Nurturing and possession are kind of, like... Parallel. Yeah. ...and intertwine. I do think that, um, like, you know,

known that we basically knew nothing for years, this is the best, like, end of the story for him. It's... It's a happier ending than I was expecting. Yeah, it's way nice. Yeah, it reminds me of a, um, a Michael Morpergo book I read when I was like, nine, eight or nine, about a greyhound that gets like stolen. It's like a, it's like the same story, but the inverse, where it ends with the dog

re-meeting the original owner, but the owner like doesn't recognise. him because i think i might have read that he likes his dog characters doesn't he well yeah he he likes writing from like the perspective of an animal or something um but yeah it's it's like even though he's in a good place there's that part of you that's like there's something unjust about it because it's not where he should be yeah it's unjust because if i'd known he was up for adoption at the time he was, I would have immediately contacted them and told them I know this dog and maybe I would have got like a preferential

treatment or something. Yeah, you would have because it's his history of the dog. Yeah, and I could prove it and yeah, I got loads of like documentation of him and the shrine and shit. Like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He was a special boy, that boy. He was. He still is. Just no longer hour boy yeah there's just it's just a different feeling when it's like uh when you've kind of return something to like health you know what i mean yeah seeing him so bad and watching him get good and then knowing that you got bad again yeah yeah yeah uh just shame on that family disgusting people yeah because it's like who gets hurt in the end it's the dog and me.

Yeah. And our, um... Like, their treatment of human beings is despicable. But like, something about the ignorance and lack of control an animal has, under the same circumstances, being abused by them as well. This phenomenon. Mm. It's good.

Shames for people. Yeah. I was really trying to imagine what it would, how I'd, react if I received a letter like that I don't know what you could really quite a lot to be dumped yeah I don't know

I felt like I had to say something at least yeah I think is at least that is the full stop you kind of want because you know he's just got a good life at least I know now like if I wanted a picture of him I could just like ask them I'm sure they'd send me one whereas that wasn't the dynamic before

but he's like Clearly with another big golden, so it's like that, you know, they clearly like goldens and know them. So, you know, he's going to be, he's just be chewing on bones all day and just being happy with people. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted him to be like Paisal's mentor. That was my dream.

Yeah. She needs some guidance. Yeah, I suppose that has to be Billy now. Yeah, the guidance argue gave her was the corruption. Yeah. Just, like, ruined her. Yeah, well, I guess we'll see after these cheery messages. Yeah.

Life can be a dick sometimes, so get your dick from out your hand. And don't be a dick, wear a dick. Dick the head t-shirts available now. Check the description below. Yeah. Before Valentine's Day. sometimes when you do that face shit it makes me feel like I'm in hereditary

really yeah like the ghosts are doing those kind of expressions like in the corner in the dark scary shit how scary is hereditary it's pretty frightening I get scared by our movies no but I get I literally

if I see one scene of horror movie I won't sleep for two days it's pretty intense yeah it gave me haemorrhoids yeah it gives it gave me that fluttering like fight or flight feeling a few times but I like that is the difference like that's what I'm looking for no but I overthink it to the point where I literally can't sleep um I think yeah a lot of the imagery is like in a house as well so it's like yeah it's just so well made though that you can't keep your eyes off.

Hmm. Well, this is the second half of the castle. We head over to the suggestion thread on the R slash FNAF subreddit and answer some questions. Unless you wanted to mention something important or whatever. It's nearly there. Thought you wanted to apologise to the Rubin report. Who me? Yeah, you.

Oh, um... What's his name again? Dave. Yeah, Dave. Dave, I'm... I'm sorry you're so morally corrupt. Hmm. Tell?

Yeah. Got off my chest, thank you. No worries, Dave. Yeah. F out of here, Dave. Iron Hellmate 2-2-2 has two questions for us, but I'll do them in two parts. If you could shoot a liquid from each finger on one hand,

what five liquids would you pick? I've heard this before. Okay, easy. This isn't fresh. Bate bean juice. What juice? Bate bean. Bate bean juice.

I thought you said baby juice. Yeah. Huh? Cum. Your cum would be one of them. It would just be funny. urine so baked bean juice

come urine so you can pee out your finger instead of being that would be cool water really convenient to just shoot it in your mouth but does it have to

like come from your sustenance all they specify is shoot a liquid yeah it can just be because this this no this actually needs logic behind it

really hypothetical question we don't no but that's that's what I mean the hypothetical isn't in depth enough so we can't answer. I'd have blood on one yeah

now what would be nice like Mercury Elder flower cordial with like already mixed with water or just the cordial? Mixed naturally no because one of the other ones could be water oh yeah then one is the syrup

like a like you want something like you have like a post mix like on your your hand you know the gun yeah yeah yeah yeah like lemonade soda water coke phanta tonic

yeah I would want one gin Roku gin coming out on and then tonic coming out of the night because obviously there's no walls it'll be like a 50 year fucking belveni or like a Yamazai so it's just you can just like no I just go fosters

I like that you could get well well evil with it though. But they also asked, which jar member would be each finger? In my opinion, James is the thumb of the group. And Bill Hader Gaming said, I'm calling it. James is the thumb, but he will say he's the middle finger. Alex will be the pinky. Jim would be the ring finger, and Randy would be the pointer. Who's the middle finger? No one. No one. Unless you think you deserve it? No, I think I'm a thumb. So I stick out like one. I don't know why. Am I this?

Yeah, that is you. Okay, fair enough. That was pretty... There was no disagreement there. Well, who the hell cares? Oh. It was a fun hype here. Well, some of his gym's being crass, like the crass captain.

I was curious if Jamie and James consider themselves YouTubers. Is it something you guys bring up in conversation? Is it something you actively associate with your... with yourselves this is the thing wait I'm only a YouTube on my CV

it's a little bit added extra to be like oh yes I have a podcast with X amount of subscribers and I talk about films I talk about a music and film I would yeah I would never like

fingers yeah it took my in reality I talk about my poo we talk about what finger we are Yeah, that looks good on a CV We're on the number one finger podcast Well, no, but it eventually comes out That we almost

Like, I love telling people that we almost got Sponsored by Fleshlight This is a great, like, fact We could have been sponsored by Fleshlight Yeah, they ignored us Yeah, I should have been more fiery They had the opportunity to officially sponsor podcast for the end of time

We would have been dedicated There'd be flashlights everywhere, there'd be piles of them. Yeah. Our pockets would be packed in pussies. Pocket pussy for days. The official pocket pussy podcast. I imagine it. Yeah, shit, that sounds so fire as well.

Yeah, it does. And they send you so many that it's like, you can make like custom wallpaper out of like half, cut and half fleshlights, like, you know, like tiles. Yeah. Like have your bathroom, like a club. Like wiggles. Yeah.

Get your toe caught in one. The door knobs, we can completely redesigned doorknobs So they are the insides You've got to put your hand into the pocket Pussies of it, like that H.R. Geiger game What's it called? Slash. Scorn.

Scorn, that's it. That game is full of flashlights. It is kind of like a flashlight game. They should have sponsored that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It would have been, it would have had to have been

our game of the year every year. So, yeah. This year is the scorn. mod Yeah the Saku dry scorn mod

Yeah But now I don't consider myself a YouTube I don't either I'm just a guy I feel like To be a

YouTuber It has to be your Job Job Does it though Because there are plenty of people

Who Yeah It's their main thing But I mean Even Well Yeah I guess that

Does muddy the water I'm I'm just a normal guy Who goes to A job You know That's what

I post cringy things on Twitter Like, I'm just a guy Like, if you're like a A DJ Right, that's your main job On the side, you create jewellery Are you a jeweller? No, you're a DJ

Well, um Is it like purely a hobby? Well, like you do stalls and stuff And make money from it But yeah, I'd say that's your jeweller I'd say you're a jeweler then just because you gain capital

no just because it's something you actively do in your time I think it's both if it can't things they can be both I suppose okay what if sometimes you climb rock walls well that means you have a hobby for bouldering yeah

does that make you a boulder no bouldering is a cool cool word for it I'm going bouldering I wish I had like a giant boulder I could climb I don't think... Why? There is like a type of climbing

where you literally just climb a boulder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't think it should be called, though. What is called that? What should it be called? Climb walleing. Climbing. What is that?

That's what monkeys do. We boulder. For evil, where do you establish for all men are monkeys? We go boulders gate three pacifist build. Jesus Christ. Um, okay, yeah, I guess I'm a YouTube, though. Jixma says, can the wrestlers help me with my math homework? Okay.

What's nine plus ten? Oh, oh. Ooh. What did you get in your... You're not going to get me so easy. What is Billy doing in there? She's calling it. Billy.

Billy. I stop to I guess what did we get in our GCSEs at Murs I can't remember I think B? I had a whole year of um that the class did nothing for all of for all of year 10 maths my class did nothing like genuinely nothing like the teacher couldn't control the class

we didn't we did nothing See, I have a similar thing with English. My English teacher had seasonal depression. So like winter would come around, he's gone. Oh, wow. Yeah. Really good teacher, but never had him. So I think my English suffered a little bit because of that.

I, my English... I fucking failed everything, man. You didn't fail. Adisa fail. C's a pass. Did you get D? I got D in pretty much everything. I mean, except maths, so I 100% of the paper,

and they didn't let me go up a set to get a B. They were like, no, you're too stupid. No, you got railroaded because your English was of a certain level at the time. It made it so you had to be in the lower maths grades. You had to be good at every. everything broadly you can yeah yeah one thing and I heard a thing that Neil deGrasse Tyson said and like by no means is he a perfect role model but um I think what you said about education is quite true and like when when you see people like succeeding across the board in schools that's that's not

a sign that they had all good teachers but they like succeeded in in spite of the bad ones you know like there's something in them push them and it wasn't to do with the teachers but like if if you're not that sort of person then like one subject you'll be naturally good at the rest like you don't have a hope and how if the teacher's not right and yeah it's weird to structure that way because i don't know why you'd expect everyone to be a jackable trades yeah that's instead of like good at what they're good at yeah yeah i felt I think there's a lot of criticism to be leveraged at the education system, but until it's specialised per student's ability and who they are, it's just going to be completely fucked.

I'm not someone who's built for fucking maths and, not maths, English and like deconstructing books, but, you know, give me a fucking, like, engine. You know, it's hands on. It's like that type of stuff. That's the education. We might have times things that, like, I have a negative association with something I was taught in school so then I like write off something but then I revisit it for some reason I'm an adult and I'm like this is interesting thing yeah this is blow my mind like this is

the best thing I've ever read or like this is this information is insane but like the scale of it wasn't communicated properly or the the workings of it wasn't communicated in an interesting way I'd say that's true for every subject bar one what geography we think we everyone hates geography. I'd think it cannot be interesting. I think it can. No, but like, just looking at... I don't have to disagree. I'd think it can be interesting

if they focus on it. I do as well. I genuinely... Go on, man. No, like, just go on Google Maps and just, like, look at stuff and the scale of things and... That's geography. I'm not very good at... I'm not very good at geography. Do you mean where things are relative

to other things? Yeah, like maps, cartography and the map the world and it's interesting when you look at it through a math lens i've no i think geography is insanely more interesting once you look at it through a history lens since it's like a woe through a history lens very interesting if you look at it through a chemistry lens very interesting you look at it biology biologically interesting if you look at geography i can't even that's a that's a good point because i don't remember like like a single like thing i was taught in geography.

Yeah, because it's, all it is is like an amalgamation of all the interesting subjects boiled down to a simple, boring,

like surface level. Okay, throwing out the geography hot takes. Yeah, if you're a geography teacher, re-educate yourself. Like, what are you, how useful even is geography?

Because the end of day, I didn't learn anything from geography, but I know, where places are on the map. I know what countries that are on the map. I don't think we learnt that, though. He didn't, which is crazy.

Yeah, I don't remember learning that, to be honest. I learned that in my adult life, how curiosity of like, I know where Yugoslavia was. Google Maps taught me that. Google Maps taught me that. I've been very tempted to get that Lego map you can build

and put on the wall. That's very cool. I do think maps are cool, though. Maps are cool. You know? Skyrim. Red Dead I had a Red Dead map in my room

Grown up I did as well GT5 map GT4 map Useful Because you'd be like I'm there Yeah You know

You start charting a course Well I'm charting a course To this question from the Big Large Oh my god It says recently English YouTuber Steve reviews Covered an English icon Known as Mr Blobby As a southerner

yank I've never heard of or seen this walking lump of humanoid STDs but I do wonder if you jar boys have any experience with this creature, were you fans, are you still fans, does James wank to him Bear Bearfellas? Is he the pink guy? Yeah, I remember Mr. Blubby.

I thought it was pink and he has some purple on him. No, it's pink with black dots. That's it, Mr. Bobby. Who is he? I thought he was like a charity guy. Is he? Mr. Blobby. Did he turn out to be, did he turn out to be a pedophile?

Well, he's like, he's not like a... Mr. Blobby. You mean this guy? Oh, that's Mr. Blubby. See, I always get confused between Mr. Blobby and Mr. Chips. Oh, yeah, he was a pet of us. Um, yeah, I thought it was like a children in need thing. Mr. Blobby is a character originally featured on the British Saturday Night Variety Show, Noel

house party. Oh no. Created with Charlie Adams, a writer for the show. Mr. Blobby is a bulbous pink figure covered in yellow spots with a permanently toothy grin and green jiggling eyes. That's definitely a 90s creation.

Yeah. Freaky, man. I make you remember him having a scary voice as well. Oh, Mr. Blubby. I want to see a FNAF animatronic with this. She's, yeah. Mr. Blobby Fnaff.

Hell yeah. Hello? Hello, Mr. Blobby? He's not pedophiles, it's okay. What do you mean the person who was in the suit? No, Noel Edmund. Oh, okay. That guy's just crazy, right?

He's had a bunch of controversies, but not pedder. Not yet. Noel Edmonds. Oh, this motherfucker. Yeah, from the deal or no deal. Deal or no deal? What a pro. Cracking program. Oh good. I'm glad to know he's not

Cracking program. Wait, so he created Mr. Blobby? No, he played just No, he was his he was the Blobby's co-host. Mr. Blobby's boyfriend. Maybe they had an affair. Yeah, that's the controversy. Maybe that's the whole controversy. He just appears with the yellow spots one day. Yeah, I'm pregnant. I'm blobby. I'm blobbing up. Um, hmm, a couple more little blobs here. Uh, squeezy piece says, regarding the northern niceness discussion about the northerness in the UK being nicer than southerners. As someone hailing from Huddersfield between Leeds, Manchester and Sheffield, I can confirm that it is not a lie.

Whilst experiencing many cordial and pleasant people down south, northerners, do seem to be more concerned in their warmth when interacting. I believe this stems from a complicated history of industry, migration, and general othering from the south. We often have a chip on our shoulder, a cynical view of the world, and a welcoming, capped-offing demeanor. While I do enjoy the self, I would struggle to adjust to the potential absence of this, as it feels like it's culturally ingrained in my identity at this point. Bear-Bear boys and don't stop gaming. More of our blood is connected to the north. It's true. Yeah.

It's a Fleetwood area. Yeah, I feel like when you go up north and you interact with someone, they're there for it, you know, whereas my southern program brain is like, all right, you've done the bare minimum. Now get out of there. Run! Find an excuse, go! You know? Stay. Well, I'm from the South. You're from the south. Being from the slough. You're from the slough. I'm from slough. Born in slough, wised in redding, mate.

Fucking bricks of geese, I am. Penultimate one here from Mr. John 27. Peruvian mighty here. Have you guys tried any Latin American food outside of Mexican, of course? Peru is considered by many to have the best cuisine well. wide, but it's still not as popular as other countries' food. Anyways, thanks for the laughs. You guys got me through COVID

and helped me with my English. Did you know, Peru's by Honduras? Okay. It's not. I've got to say, I'm going to need them to comment again with some suggestions. Yeah. It's not really like, it's not, it's not something I've

really cooked. There aren't really Peruvian restaurants that I know. Where in case it is from? That's all I'm asking. I made some casadiers a couple days ago Look, check this out They're delicious aren't they? Casadias. Casse house? Shut the fuck

Um Yeah look Bab bab babbooy Mmm They're beans Some crazy shit Beans Most British beige

It's not British beige It's not British They're wrapped in fucking tortillas. I can't adjust the color of a tortilla. In the middle is brown and fucking yellow. Cool of duty black op. You prick.

Brown and yellow. Be a good fella. Can you bleep all that, please? I don't like people seeing that side of me. We don't bleep anymore. Can you black ops that then, please? I can black ops out. Maybe I'll black ops the whole episode. You know what, that's not a bad idea.

Or maybe for no reason I'll add on three hours of James saying, call his Ezi Shams, sir? And the last question is from Bababooie Bowie. Who says, I have the truth about Billy. Huh? He says, I have the truth about. Billy. Go on then. There was no truth about Billy. We found out something crazy about Billy. She's Bombay makes? She's Bombay. To be fair, that's just a theory. No, it's real.

It's just a theory. Someone posted the for nothing on the game theories fucking Reddit. Yeah, it's all. Nice. Yeah, Billy's Bombay. Billy's Bombay. I don't know much about cat breeds. No one. does. Nobody cares enough. They don't cares. Bro, you really going to say that to ass-slash chonkers?

They don't count as clap. They don't care what type... They're dealing in, like, size. They're not dealing in. They only care if it's severely obese and can't live a normal life. That's the only thing they care about. Yeah.

It's not our chad. The lower the quality of life, the higher... The weddict golds you get. Yeah. Updutes. Jesus Christ Up at boot

I hate I hate the like You know I can't take it any more Like What has this world come to Type like dialogue You know

What do you mean It's boring Like The state of the world It's just I wouldn't want to bring New life into it Sort of thing

You know It's like shut up But When I hear Up dudes It makes you want to have just so many children. It makes me want to,

no, it makes me want to like gain political power and commit atrocities. Kill Redditors. Yeah. What are such? Reddit genocide. Redicide. Yeah.

The Archonkers'pocalypse. They've been keeping the Reddit gold to themselves for far too long. They haven't been sharing the wealth. I'm a big hater of our such chonkers I'm a big hater of fucking

oh no no I knew you were going to say it was going to be bad yeah it was going to be really bad actually it was going to get black ops in fact

black ops the lead up to it so people can't make up should I go shall I retroactively black ops like every episode yep that's not a bad idea. How many hours of work is that?

Just like re-upload every file the exact length of every episode, but it's just Black Ops. Call of Duty, Black Ops. Should we start making JARCAST Seasonal only? Should we just do, we upload an episode

and delete it after? Battle Pass only. Yeah, delete it after four weeks. All week. No, you have to do the battle pass. You get like, I don't know, what, what could be just the shite that we put in every other level apart from the last level. Right, jar coins, jar...

Yeah, a few jar tokens. Yeah, like a jar cosmetic, like... Feet picks. Yeah. Like a spray? A spray? Like the smell of jar. Yeah.

Oh, urine. Yeah. That'd be a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Should we start selling a little kind of shit challenge? Of our urine.

Dehydrated James. Urine. yeah we could have like an auction for it yeah you could we could sell golden showers hire out like a big hole and you know how much the shower everyone we're going to start this one of 40 pounds James is extremely dehydrated you're in

40 pounds anybody doing 40 pounds alien blood what would be the most expensive thing on the job What thing do we own which would be bidded the highest? I know what it is. What? Dick the herd. If I had to guess, it'd be that, that sandy.

Mm, the sandy painting. Um, Golden Freddy. I reckon this sandy. Mm. The crochet sandy. I think the, um, the dog. The dog would definitely be worth a lot. The dog.

The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. that would be worth a lot that being the normal episode the normal episode and possibly the max pain in the thing like that's all the worth is

in the jar so that as well that being what's his name again tank dempsey the tank dempsey post tank dempsey yeah and he will also give away the person who spends and son will get the Richard Hammond book bloody bloody

oh no no fucking forgetting um picklewick oh god that that's full of max's hair shit yeah we can grow a new one right i think there already is one growing in there it's like a max effigy how much do you think someone would pay for that maybe i should have attached that but like i've got i've collected his hair what means um no you don't bro don't do not you don't want another fucking lockdown do you ha ha ha ha ha

james you're showing your ass way too hard there's shit stains yeah there's cheeks there's full cheekage oh the bugger at the bottom that would be the cucumber cucumber neck

oh yeah and the bobby pins are in it I'm still utterly confused the one the one time I accidentally opened it it was really cold like the air that came out

the air cat was like oh he's cold haunted like the like the lamp should I turn the lamp on very quickly show show the world the lamp show the world the lamp

can we can we stick that on top of car why does it do that it's by the Ouija board it just it's loop it I guess with my lack of electrical knowledge you know having work on flashing if you're alive flash if you're alive if it's a message if there is a being in this realm then communicate flashing please can you communicate through the light.

No, I think it's just electricity, it wrongness. It's got a perfect cadence though. Yeah. If you take that to a hard techno gig, you're going to become the most delightful person ever. I kind of want to

like put this lamp on the sofa and like interview this lamp. Is it perfect? Is it actually Morse code? Yeah, so I'm thinking. What if there's, what if it's like the soul of someone because of the Ouija board? has like gone into this lamp and they're like screaming for help oh well it's not regular there's something scary about it huh and the final question of the episode goes to you the viewer will you

will you subscribe fuck I've been on fire this episode bro the Jamie episode I can't do that I don't know how people can When you said you were really cringy today

You're fucking on it aren't you Yeah, man Thank you.