JAR Media Posdact - Moto Moto as a CAR - JARCast Episode 256

Episode Date: January 10, 2022

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Okay, so Jamie, as we've got a bit of alone time. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an episode of the JAR Media podcast where it's just me and James again. It's just here today. Alex has gone away, quite literally, he's gone away. He's been replaced by a song called Randy. Not sure, but Randy's not sure enough either, so we're bringing it this time. Yeah, we thought we'd crack on without them.

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I would count on it 100% In classic territory of the The way we do things We're kind of at a loose end Because Alex isn't here Yeah We don't really

Oh shit Oh shit Oh I see Better late than never I suppose A Randy Oh You know how it is

my fucking brother not you me you're my twin brother you're twin brother yeah well that's why I kind of want to start this conversation is what's the deal what is the deal I don't know why you are so rarely invited

there's well you weren't invited you weren't even invited today you just came I assume that there was place for me seeing as there's no one sat here okay come here I guess he's not, he's not, you're not Alex, Randy, so he's not, he's not gonna warm up to you.

I'd like an apology in writing, if possible. I'll send it on a postcard. Have you guys heard about the fucking massive betrayal? Yeah, of course I have. Dwayne Johnson slams door and return to Fasten. Furious franchise calls Vin Diesel's social media ask manipulation um so Vin Diesel made this like sobby post about how the family needs to get back for like

the last fast and furious movie and then the walk was like no was it on instagram yeah pop yes all on Instagram now is you see this no I was just trying to find this article right now because I always have um what's this franchise called again Fast and Furious in my life and Furious in my life and Furious in my life Like, you know, when you, um, open a tab on Google Chrome, I, like, recommends articles. Yeah. It's just, like, Fast and Furious articles.

And they seem to be beefing online, like, every, every other week, I guess. Yeah, because Vindy's was, like, a, because Fast and Furious is his, like, thing, he got pissy of the wok or something. And then the walk had to go at him on Twitter, and then, it petty shit. I like the gym. It's not familiar with this, because I'll read it and see what you think, yeah? I'll read some of this deadline article that is broken it down for us. Dwayne Johnson has reported to his former Fast and Furious co-ster, former,

Vin Diesel, suggestion last month that Johnson returned for the finale of the high-octane film franchise. Johnson, who played Luke Hobbs in four installments of the Fast franchise, as well as the 2019 spin-off Hobbs and Shore with Jason Statham, told CNN in an interview Wednesday that he was very surprised. surprised by Diesel's November Instagram post calling on Johnson to return for Fast 10th Why he's keep calling him Johnson?

Yeah, he's the rock. Yeah, it's so confusing in my brain. This past June, when Vin and I actually connected not over social media, I told him directly and privately, though I would have not been returning to the franchise.

No fucking way. Please tell me that got picked up She was eating She was eating She was eating her ass And she fucking squatted out of her Like an audible one And that smells of shit

This is why we never had them on the set They haven't been on it in like weeks Months After the first time they are, look what he's doing now. He's like biting the chair or something. She fart in my face. Anyway, the rock. Yeah, when we connected over not social media,

I told him directly and privately I'd not be returning to the franchise, Johnson said. I was firm yet cordial with my words and said that I would always be supportive of the cast and always root for the franchise. to be successful but there was no chance I would return I privately spoke with my partners at Universal as well all of whom were very supportive as they understand the problem Johnson added Vinn's recent public post was an example of his manipulation I didn't like that he brought up his children in the post as well as Paul Walker's death leave them out of it we had spoken months ago about this

and came to a clear understanding my goal all along was to end my amazing journey with this incredible fast and furious franchise with gratitude and great It's unfortunate that this public dialogue has muddied the waters Regardless, I'm confident in the fast universe and its ability to constantly deliver for the audio. It's so corporate Thoughts You definitely don't need to bring up fucking Paul Walker, Jesus Yeah, I didn't realize it does. It is a this is clearly a Vin Diesel problem, right? Yeah, he's a bit of it. But why why does the rock not want to come back? Because they beefed

Yeah. Over who the star of the first in the fields. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, it's a shit, man. Like, surely it's just a mutual, like, we know, like, right? Like... Yeah, surely they know they're in trash films, and it doesn't matter. No, actually, you say that, but the last one,

like, the way he's, like, treated within the movies, like, Vin Diesel's, like, a fucking... Legend, superhero, basically, so... Yeah. for both of them and I think they're both assholes yeah no I would completely agree I think they're both

but in this case Vin Diesel is a bigger asshole yeah like if The Rock doesn't want to be in a film then let him let him be in redness too I pray every night please just let the Rock be in less films

so for him to actually turn down a film it's fucking beautiful news Just let it happen In other news Speaking of Graveyards Five Ice Age Mammals Sorry mammoths have been found

Down Swindon way Oh shit this happened recently actually They're fucking way Swindon Yeah outside Swindon they found like a mammoth fucking grave Did you not know this one? No So this is from The Guardian Five Ice Age Mammoths

unearthed in Cotswolds after 220,000 years some of the best preserved woolly mammoths found in the UK Um Swindun so they're gonna so they're coming back Yeah mammoths are coming back Thanks to Swindon Yeah I heard it

They found them in the middle of the magic roundabout Like right in the middle There's an elephant graveyard underneath the magic roundabout Elephant They're not elephant Sorry yeah They're different

Could a woolly mammoth mate with an elephant Yeah They're much bigger. Oh, they're. They're bigger than elephants. Oh, yeah. They were giant. Because I was reading about it here, they're like crazy.

The earliest mammoths came from Africa about five million years ago. This particular species, the steppe mammoth, sorry if I pronounce that wrong, was the largest of them and lasted about 1.8 million years ago to about 200,000 years ago. Fuck. That's like 800,000 years. Yeah. That's longer than humans have been around. That's mental, man. Harrod, professor of evolutionary biology at the University of East Anglia, said the species weighed up to 15 tons, twice or three times the weight of an African elephant.

This was the largest species of mammoth ever. By the time they were about to be gone, they had dropped down to 10 tons, which still sounds a lot. Surely, you can't bring them back because they're so fucking big that the amount they need to consume to live is like impossible by today's standards. yeah that's bigger than any land creature alive today right yeah like how many cars is that one one one motto moto wait so they weigh 15 tons you're seeing a range rover like a lowi weighs 15 tons that's crazy though that is fucking mental yeah that's heavy as hell motto what are you talking about Alex Alex who's not here today has a nickname for the big SUVs, moto-motos.

Oh, right. They look like Moto-Moto. Have you never noticed that? No, yeah, I just was confused. I can find a picture for you if you need. I've seen it, but maybe the audience would like to... What's the name of the car, James, that looks like motor? Oh, it's a fucking

poppers of... It's just like a rainbow. Range Rover, but it's a specific one that's got a big, fat dump truck. The new disco. The new disco. Discovery, yeah. It's a rain Rooney car. Yeah. When James is embracing a Madagascar meme, you know it's accurate.

Yeah, yeah. 100%. Once you see one, the only thing that's going to be going through your mind is Motto-Moto. Changes your life. Apparently, you guys made a bet. Oh, fuck. Yeah, no, no, no, don't. Randy, please.

Come on, you're on my side, aren't you? Don't you? Don't mention it. Betts don't have sides. They just have winners and losers. Yeah, but if a bet has only losers if nobody remembers it, okay? It's suspicious to me that you're trying so hard for me to not address this. No, because the jarling at the time, no, because I read this and the jarling said the one thing.

I didn't say the least, I said announced. Reminder of the jarcast 214 bet made between James and Jamie. In JARCast episode 214, Bree Lurson, that was released on August 3, 2020. James made a bet with Jim for 50 pounds The GTA 6 will be released in two years from them Which means August 3rd 2022 this year That's I didn't not release Two years

Announced I said announced It's not about release It's no way it can't be released And it hasn't been announced I said announced So it can easily be announced No I'm gonna have to hear it

They shook on it 49, 32 minutes into the episode Which is binding So James or Jim better have that 50 pound ready in seven months time. If you get announced, you pay me 50 quid, bro. No, no, we're going to listen to you. Can we mark that date?

We can't listen to the whole conversation? No, we listened to the bet, the one that we shook on. Yeah, no, but the whole conversation. Which is legally binding, and there's proof of it because of... I don't have to pay you. We do? No. 49.32.

Oh, chilly. Right. A few years, like two years. Oh, here we are. Yeah, I was looking at the sales of GCHI. But GCH6 is confirmed, though. It's silly. It's insane.

GCH6 is happening. And it's going to be out in a few years, like two years. It's going to be out. I said a few years at first. Bet right now. How much do you bet? 50 pound? 50 quid.

All right, two years. Mark that down, everybody. Two years. Jameso's Jim. If it comes out, I get 50 quid. From the date. What is the date right now? Yeah, Wednesday, 29th of July.

So Wednesday, 29th of July... 2020. 2022. If 23, actually. Yeah. Someone's going to be getting 50 quid. It's going to be me. No, but here's the thing.

You didn't say announce. You're trying to change it. No, don't fucking warm out of this. I underestimated how far they're going to take DTL9. Because they've only just released this huge fucking expansion for, haven't they? Any normal company that isn't controlled by the disgusting vile company known as 2K, if we'd have a sequel. But bets don't work on, like...

I know, I'm going to give you $50, but I'm not going to give it to you because I can give it to you when I pay for your holiday to Amsterdam. That's not how fucking works, bro. Such a snake. No, if you get a $50, it doesn't matter how you get it. If you're getting $50 in some form or another, then... Okay, make it fair. Let's compromise.

um you can buy jim the uh remakes of san andreas i've heard they're pretty good that might make it even right the vice city one and yeah the real are you're sure i'll get off cd keys like 15 quid boom no 50 pounds 50 pounds that's the deal um if i have the money no that's not how bets work otherwise i will take you to court and get more money sure do it let's actually go to court yeah no lawyers though neither of us get lawyers we just make our own case we go to um judge rinder um we bet on this uh the video game release um anyway now's the uh main chunk of the episode where randy ranks the mccu okay number one is you rank it no worse one worst one worse one

Avengers Civil War Avengers Civil War it's not even called that Captain America That's exactly what's wrong with it Okay, fairs Fares Um, middle one Like just an average one No, the one below the middle one

The one, like the bad one Not the worst one but a bad one Um Captain Amo The newest Spider-Man Okay Middle one Just an average one

Yeah Um Infinity reign Infinity War purple rain okay a middle upper one a good one

one of the stronger yeah black widow best one uh wonder vision one division okay

fair play only I appreciate so is that all is that all is that the main that's most you think of the episode done well that was the only

topic I brought why did you bring a topic you weren't even invited to be on the show well because I've been what do you think I've been doing this whole time I haven't been on track you've been ranking the MTV movies that's what you've been doing for the past like three years well yeah it's not I can't keep up that's the problem every time I finish the ranking there's a new one that comes out and I've got to start again where's Hawkeye where's Hawkeye and all this

Hawkeye is second from the top okay so where's like Eternals? That's pretty high tier, I would say. Oh man, I can get along with this, Randy. Oh, yeah, let's get James's MCU ranking. Okay, bottom one, worst one. Worst one?

Worst one. Man, that's some quite hard, man. I haven't seen it. I'm not trying to think of what I have seen and what I haven't seen. Am I ranking the ones you haven't seen? I'm trying to think of the ones I have seen. I'm just getting confused.

Oh, Eternals. Huh? Eternals. You've seen Eternals? You've seen Iron Man? Yeah, I know I've seen... Worst one I've seen is Iron Man 3. What was your problem with Iron Man 3?

Why is the MCU movie, Iron Man 3? Really? Because I haven't seen the weedy shit ones. You haven't seen Iron Man 2? Iron Man 2 is fucking shit. So I guess Iron Man 2. Iron Man 3 is all right. I haven't really seen it.

Okay. A bad one A bad one Yeah Like the bad ones I haven't seen Like fucking Well no that's a cop out It's gotta be ones

Have you seen Captain America 1 That's shit That's fucking dog shit No no but I like Captain America 1 Because it's a World War II movie Have you gone over Is that your number one then No

Of course it's not Okay Like a bad A bad Marvel movie Aternut No This is my listing This is not yours

Where's Eternals then Towards the top yeah you've seen have you seen like the the last Avengers movie with the

end game yeah end game okay so the ones I have seen is Endgame Infinity War Iron Man 1 2 3 Captain America 1 4 Wagnarok Avengers

1 yeah that's it that's basically the only you haven't seen Civil War no you've seen none of the Spider-Man No Okay

Um actually Okay So best is Eternal's one The one under it is Winter Soldier Because I like Winter Soldier Then medium I guess is

You think Eternals is better Than the Winter Soldier Yeah Then in the middle Is Eternal better than end game Fuck yes I think no End game

You're saying it's better than Infinity One End game personally I'd put it's not in the middle I don't get along with endgame I didn't enjoy it as much as Infinity Walks it's like you're going from a 10 out of 10 to like a 5 out 10

and that 5 out of 10 not bad but it makes it so much more worse because you've come from a 10 out of 10 the follow-up to a 10 out of 10 needs to be 10 out of 10 it needs to be 11 out of 10 I'd say it needs to be fucking good kid mad city Pimp a bunker exactly that's how you do

if you're going to do one 10 out of 10 you've got to have the good follow-up and Endgame is not a good follow-up to that movie So that's what makes it worse in retrospect Fair, I agree completely And I, like, I walked into Infinity War Having basically no context To fucking anything and had a fucking incredible time

And it was great But it's no Eternals There's something about Eternals, man You just fucking can't help it I can't believe it Cringy man, cringy What? All this time, the Eternals, the butt of the joke that we've been hammering into the ground for years before people even knew it existed.

And then it comes out and James is just like, man, I really like it. And that's it. I think that's the best result possible. It couldn't be a better result. I suppose, well, I mean, I'm glad you enjoy something that I fucking despise. It's all I can say. There's worst Marvel movies than Eternals Yeah

Captain America 1 I'd rather watch Captain America 1 Yeah only because it's shorter And I can cry laughing at how shit The second half of that film is Cry laughing Yeah when he gets on the fucking CG car that looks like from Indiana Jones 4

And they're like rocketing Chasing the Stealth Bomber the 1960s stealth bomber and it actually looks like like I fucking did the CG on it's genuinely so bad it's hilarious

did you watch it recently or something yeah I watched them all in oh you actually watched you did mid-COVID because you you yeah I watched down every single Marvel movie and Captain America Captain America 1 yeah and Thor 1 yeah I watched Thor 2 for the first time

and it sucks Dong but it's still better than Captain America One No, that's not true That's not fucking true That interests me You'd never seen You actually went in for Thor 2 Yeah, I was dedicated to watch every single one

Okay What were your main takeaways then in terms of In terms of Thor 2 Yes Thor 2 Because that's one of my uppers That's one of the stronger in my opinion The Game of Thrones directors

They did a wicked job just like they did Was it actually? It's genuinely one of the most characterless, boring, unfunny things I've ever watched. And they've got this character, is it Kat Dannings? Which has you ever forgot about? She's the worst thing in the MCU. No, but she's fine in Wonder Vision, my favourite choice. Yeah.

No, she is fine in Wonder Vision. But in Thor 2, whoa. Wow Just try to take it too far That movie is incredibly Unmemorable Apart from how bad she is I can't I can never forget that

Was it like the jokes Yeah And it it does this thing You know like Comic book movies have this tendency To like They have that rising action And then like

Oh you're meant to be into To all the fights and you're like Whoa And shit's going Yeah And then the jokes start coming Like boom Boom boom

especially in like animated movies and they're doing that pacing shit apart from the action sucks you don't care about anything that's going on it's unimpressive and the jokes never land not a single one so it's just the biggest trash i hate that that might be my bomb what thor two yeah thor two or thor ragnarok i'm loving these marvel uh takes going out there no thor two Captain America 1 and Iron Man No, Iron Man 2 is better than both of them

And Iron Man 2 sucks, don't What did you think of the first Avengers? The Josh Whedon? It's got a shit, thinking back to it. Now that we're where we are, the film doesn't work anymore. Really? What makes it not work for you? Because we're so used to this shit,

every single business in the world is trying to make a universe Like all of them So then when you go back It's like As a movie Eh It's one of the like

Uglier MCU movies Yeah Yeah that as well That's not what I believe That's just what I've heard My twin believes You know We never did

Dinglekeeping um by the way i just want to throw that out there um all of the like vocabulary all the funny words like ucii buccii uh dingle dingle berry dingleye berry boy all that shit came from me just copying it from me fucking ripping it off me and i want to make sure that um that's clear and in writing well you know in audio writing in audio writing Um, okay Do we want to do any dingle keeping? I wasn't here for the last one, so I don't really...

Do one. Okay. Yeah, keep, keep, keep. Keep the house going, you know. There are a couple good ones, like Tyler Schmidt, who said, James would take the blue pill, thoughts. Which one? Yeah, which is which?

The blue pills to be... Blue one is the blue one. No, the blue one... What does it do? No, the red one is what makes you... break out the matrix you know and the blue ones where you keep keep playing your laugh why would you take the red pill so the blue pill is staying in VR yeah red pill is taking heads off yeah blue pill is staying in VR chat the red pill is going to uh metaverse chat uh yeah james would

take the blue pill well yeah depends how good my life is in this matrix well it's just is your life Yeah, my life's sick. Of course I just don't want to be me. Well, exactly. Yeah, so like... So Morpheus comes crashing through the jars set. It just goes, and he offers you, though. Is it New Morpheus or the old Morpheus?

The original. I like New Morpheus. Yeah, but you haven't even seen Old Morpheus. How do you know that? Um, because one of these comments here is about it. Okay. Morphius comes in. Morphius comes in.

He smashes a hole through the war. Through this one? In a really cool, like, anime sort of way. Okay, he's starting to get in there Or even better He like drifts some car Through the wall And then he hands from the door

The two pills No, but Red blue And maybe the question I'd have Is how good is my life Outside the Matrix You know If I'm gonna be miserable

Then yeah fuck that I stay in my nice life Yeah you gotta eat the grey goo And stuff that they Do they eat grey goo Yeah right They eat like corn products.

That's what the people... Oh, I love corn. Well, yeah, I do as well. But if that was the only choice, you know? I live in the Matrix. That's easy. Like, they're getting the gloop from you, and that's it. That's your life.

Yeah, what is so bad about being glooped? About being a battery. Are we talking about... Oh, right. I thought you meant the gloop is in the corn stuff they eat when they're... No, we're talking about the gloop they get from you. Is that the same gloop? I thought they were using humans as like batteries

Yeah, so they're getting gloop from you as power Yeah, but also you're eating glute It's like a heat thing Yeah, energy, gloop That doesn't make sense though No, it doesn't make sense But that's what's so sick about it They're using humans as batteries

And you can either be batteries It's like in the matrix law It's like in the matrix law It's in the animatrix they explain it like the origin um like the the world the in the war with the uh robots or something they make it so the environment they like change that atmosphere to like block sun or some shit um and for some reason that devolves into them putting people in pods and using them as batteries yeah for their gloop for their gloop i suppose is one way to put it why didn't we do that now we're in an energy crisis

why aren't we starting harvesting people for gloop? It's already happening, bro. The places, the things I read on Facebook confirm it already. Ah, shit. Yeah, I've not read those articles yet. Would you take the purple pill? Which ones are the purple pill? He pulls out his other hand and there's another pill.

A purple pill. But he holds a pill in each hand. Which other hand is he pulling a purple pill? Well, he's the Matrix. He can just have another hand. Yeah, that's a very good point. And that's another thing to convince you to take the blue pill. Yeah, if I see morphic.

this with three hands. I'm going to be like, okay. But does he tell you what the purple pill does, or does he just say, take this one like, like, it's like the mystery box. Yeah. Or take this one. I'm not going to explain. Yeah, anything. It's just, anything will happen. It's just like a fucking J-tag. They j-tag

assistance. You're just like, fucking, it's just like, yeah, it's just like a moddy pill or something. It just doesn't tell you. I've broken out of the Matrix, guys. Whitty. Yeah, I'd take the purple pill. Yeah, sure. So you'd be drawn to the purple pill under those.

Purple's a more attractive colour to look at. Is purple a more attractive colour to eat? No, but no, but the thing of this blue pill, wed pill thing is like, it is just your preference preference to colour. Wed is like, depends what mood I'm in, but blue, I'm like, oh, if I'm happy, blue. But if I'm like, hmm. No, blue is mellow. red is angry no because like the sky's blue so when it's sunny it's like oh it's like red is like fire blue is water no yeah water calm

fire angry no i think you'll think about it in the colors you see during the day if you wake up in the morning and yeah fire you're fire you know in the california whatever that's depressing as fuck but if you open you see blue it's like blue sky's sun happy but then red is like saucy you know so maybe you want a bit It's red. Saucy. Like the ketchup. Yeah. Yeah.

Like all the glue in there, that's red. That's quite saucy. That has a different... Oh, a lava lamp. That's basically all they're doing. They're turning people into lava lamps. And in the new movie, like, it kind of looks like loads of lava lamps plugged in. It does.

And they've got people in, you know? They're just sucking all the gloop out of you. See, why aren't they doing... That's what these big movies should be doing, right? They should be buying thousands of lava lamps and making practical sets, like on the scale of the you know in the original alien they built that crazy set do that but have loads of millions of lava lamps okay then what would they gain for that

a cool looking visual with like fucking hundreds of millions of lava lamps yeah but they could just animate that yeah really easily yeah like cg you know I suppose you're right like that that benefits nobody it's a waste lava lamps aren't like night if we are in a simulation that means everything is CG anyway what do you think about like modern art like what do you mean about modern art like one of my

favorite albums of 2021 was um what's he called uh lover boy drake drake certified lover boy yeah certified lover boy um amazing uh but it had a unique album cover yeah the preggos yeah preggers me of all the amazing of all the amazing No, jeez, he got pregnant. And, but it was, it was made by, you know, that artist, Damien Hurst, who, um, he's, like, known as a provocateur, like, edgy artist where, like, this is, like, one of his installments, right? Picture this, it's, like, a big, like, perspex sealed box. Is this your art? I'll let you decide after, um, I describe it to you.

Okay. It's a big per-spex box with a divider in the middle and a little hole. On one side there's a decapitated cow's head and in the other side there's a bunch of maggots and flies. So with the idea being that over time the flies fly through, eat some of the head and then create more maggots until eventually the whole insulation is full of flies. that are trapped in a box thoughts I don't know what you're saying what do you make

this is like an actual thing this is one that Damien Hearst did yeah and that's art I'm asking your thoughts on it my thoughts I mean it just kind of is in it

So you feel nothing from this? Uh, not really. What about you, James? Right, it's like something in it? Yeah, it's like... So there's the cow's head. Yeah, he's, um... Oh yeah, that's not the best picture, that one's a bit clearer.

Yeah, and then, oh yeah, I forgot the key detail. They've got one of the fly killer. things so then they also fly into that so it's this weird circle of life thing contained in a box but what's the other box that's where the flies come out of i guess i don't know what does does this piece speak to you um no i just read about it and was like that's weird yeah that's the thing it it it feels like the fact that you you got the cow head is the sort of dramatic

yeah it's shock art the idea of shock art that's more what it turns into towards the end the pictures like the container just filled with flies basically nice I mean it's better than the Drake album

cover yeah he's he's famous for these ones where it's like animals split in half encased in, um... Goop. Yeah, in gloop.

And then, like, cut in half so you can walk between the bits and all this. Yeah. But that's, that's like Mother Nature's art. That's not his, you know? Yeah. He's just... He's just... Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, so he's one of the richest artists. Really? Mm-hmm. Good for him. Yeah, because he's getting Drake money for fucking lining up fucking emojis in the line. I could fucking do that, Drake. Ask me for some fucking art for fuck sake

Put Jarmidio out there Yeah Well one of the best thumbnails we've done Is a James art piece Which we should probably sell as an NFT actually You're to be far more willing to cash in on NFTs If Jarmedia makes a bit of money You know

Do you know how much I've watched on NFTs What? Well no because it's like Ars on NFT is like 15K easy What these artists are making commissions Like one, two hundred dollars man Just fucking sell an NFT for 15K work fucking smarter

not harder how much have you lost on NFTs um well no you only lose if you sell no but I invested everything into them oh you're like one of these crypto bros you just live digitally

I love um gloop coin it's called it's called dogecoin mate you'll think about one thing there's gloop coin it's not gloop coin exists Google it

It's not it doesn't Google it I'm there Yeah yeah yeah Is he wearing like a Gucci shirt Probably That's so unartistic man Damien Hurst

wearing Gucci Or Supreme or something That's art Killing itself Eating itself Killing itself Murdering itself

Yes That's that's No That's artist murdering art. So you make that a fucking drawing or whatever. Do you think his, what do you think his, like, um,

final piece would be, if it, like, his ultimate... Drake's final piece. No, that's a different discussion. I mean,

Damien Hearst. What's like the edgiest, like, final statement, like thing? Himself in half. Or just in case himself. Yeah.

And then Drake cuts him in half. I think, I think then I, I'd do a 180 on all of that stuff and be like, you know what, this guy, I can't deny. Would you go and see it? Yeah. Would you walk inside Damien Hurst? No, I'd just be taking a shit and look at Twitter and see that he's done it and be like, oh.

And then just look at something else, look at Dark Souls videos or something. That's fair. Just being real, dude. So please let us know in the comments. um whose MCU rankings are the best I don't even rank do you never do you know James

give them a nice expressive word to put in the comments if it's if it's for you if it's for me well nice expressive word yeah man you're putting me on the spot I can't think of words I'm not educated enough to know one word any word any fucking word just the word

anything doesn't even need to make sense I'm going to choose an orangutan word of the day uh goon okay put goon in the comments if you uh support James's MCU list I'm going to say insight put insight in the comments

if you support Jim's list and put goop in the comments if you support Is it goop or gloop I see them as interchangeable personally yeah the hell doesn't add much thank you for watching this section of the jar media podcast

we'll be back after james's messages what are your messages I thought this is the end of the show the whole wandy thing is thrown off my mind I have like no fucking clue what's going on try and do on Brian barking

the dog Brian yeah that's what kind of channeling. Yeah. He does a really good job. He actually does. Oh, Agu didn't like that one. Fuck him then. I need Pepsi.

I don't give a shit anymore about anything. We'll see, I pet. My wife is fucking over. Is it? Just fucking put me in resin and slice me in half already. Extract my glitch. Use me as a battery, will you? I wouldn't mind being used for gloop.

It's like a battery, where are we got? It's like just being glooped all day. How far down on this could you sit? It wouldn't even go in. Yeah, why are they not like, um, extract, like milking humans, extracting them in the matrix? For water? Come. Yeah, anything.

For milk, for semen. Anything they can get? Pest shit. Well, yeah, they gotta be doing something with that pissment. They're keeping them alive. So what about all the like 13 year olds in the Matrix in the pods who are like going through like puberty so they're having like wet dreams?

They're having wet dreams in the... What do you think that liquid is that they're swimming in? God, iPads is so much nicer with that case. Oh, why are you sitting next to me? Fuck, say. How's the soda? How about some banana one to go with it? Want some Narnie in there?

Narnie? Nana. I fucking ain't Nana. What do you mean? I thought you love Nana. I fucking can't stand a bit, Nana. You hate Nana, but you love Narn. Let's try this. Nah, that's two ones. Yeah, I want to try it.

What the hell? You had your own. Did you not have this? You had your own. You're so horrible to me. We never said, uh... You're so horrible to me. What's being drank?

James, what is being drink? what is being drink so good afternoon morning evening all night ladies and gentlemen this is the second half of the show where we head over to Reddit and we ask

we answer a few of your questions and before before commencing this segment I like to say you know I've got a nice little coffee it's made in one of those mockers and it's a dark chocolate and raspberry like flavour coffee

it's all right I like it mokers change change coffee they make coffee if you have it problem with drinking a lot of coffee, never buy a mocker, because they'll make your problem ten times worse. But it's really nice coffee.

Me try. It's really hot. Then let me try. There's no milk in it. No, and it's got a little bits. He's got bits in. What do you mean it's got bits? It's got glooping it, bro. It's got glooping. It's a gloop

coffee. It's going to be hot. You try. I'll try. Ooh, that's boiling. Is it hot? Oh, this way, you know, smells trigger memories, right? Oh no, here we go. I got a weird memory triggered from this.

Go on. It smells like what are granddad's, like, scary, um, top floor, um, I guess, apartment smell of? On the mansion. Yeah. Yeah. What? Whoa. Yeah.

Yeah. Let me have a sip of this. Mm. Mm. Mm. Do you get what I mean? Yeah. It smells like a musty old poley kept apartment in Wales.

Mm-hmm. It smells like a haunted Welsh mansion. In the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Randy, could you do me a favour in Najargy a little bit? Hmm. I'm nudging it, man. I didn't stop him.

I'm drinking pephthy. This one tastes different because it's not like a normal coffee. It's like an experimental one. Because I have normal coffee in my mokker at home and it is just really fucking nice coffee. It's the only way I'm able to like wake up. six so I just go have one and I'm like banging ready for work well on what basis

um bottled soda is not as good as McDonald's that's bullshit that's bullshit that's bullshit because McDonald's don't have Pepsi they have Coke and Pepsi's just better

no but KFC Pepsi is better than Pepsi from a bottle yeah yeah but but as long as you get ice I prefer I prefer the post-mixing process as opposed to the pre-mix process. Well, I prefer the porti-eye mixing process. Can I try your glasses on?

Oh, but I won't be able to do it and whatever. Oh, nice. Bloody Nora. Oh my fucking God. Holy shit Bloody You do look like a coffee boy now Yeah

Bloody how Nora alive Bloody Nora alive Nora freeze from Batman Now that's an MCU reference I like Yeah Whee

Woooooooooo Randy relates to Reddit everybody Um You never said what you're drinking, Landy Um Bloot What did he do? I missed it That was a good one

You're fucking hell You're getting to go Do quite well for it What do you do? Don't We can't Do you need help What do you need help?

He has two hands Yeah, you already said what we're doing We read Reddit We go to R slash sex And just read random place Have you gone on to R slash S slash Sacks Sacks slash

Are slash slash Have you done that yet? No It's an experience It's one you need to do So you did it What did it? What did you find?

It's fucking funny as fuck Yeah, it's the kind of funny that's like It's just towing the line on like Oh, this one isn't really that funny But then you find another one It's like, oh, this one's really funny Yeah Right

James House can get us going here Actually provide some fucking Life Yeah, yeah What are the nicest and nastiest smells any of you have come across nastiest smell my granddad's old man.

No, because you're forgetting it pays these farts. Yeah, that's some nasty shit. You know what smells good? The oil control bulldog lavender-scented face moisturiser that I recently purchased. Bulldog, I used their bid oil.

Smells nice. Yeah. Bulldog makes a nice, pleasant smile. Yeah, I just watched it was a good bulldog. Like, when it comes to skincare and, like, self-grooming... Yeah, the image I want to conjure is a fucking bulldog. The image I want to conjure is a beautiful phoenix rising from the ashes. Uh-huh.

Not a fucking bulldog. Bulldogs are fucking beautiful, though. More like a bull's dog. Nicest smells, nothing comes close to the smell of bread, fresh bread. Fucking... No, that. As soon as, it's like when you walk, when you walk into like yesterday like a nice

nice place like my example is going to be M&S you walk into the M&S food hall and right at the back there of the bakery and where the bread is baked and my thing is I go on there like a Saturday morning and you know I'm going having a bit of a trip

out you know getting fuel getting some coffee walk into that MNS food door and it's like fuck smell that fucking bread and it's like I'm going to the fucking bread section I'm buying some fucking bread don't even need bread I don't even need bread I don't even want to eat bread but I'm buying the fucking bread because it smells good

So when I'm on my way home I'm just smelling that bread The entire journey And when I get home I'm gonna fucking demolish that bread Would you burn a candle That smell of bread Yes

They sell those They sell those that are stock What do you mean they sell really There's fucking fresh bread scented candles And you can't fucking buy them But how do they do this I don't know How do they do

any candle. Well, no, it makes sense when it's like lavender. How? Bread? Yeah, at least with lavender, like, it's such a contagious smell in terms of, like, you touch it, you rub it on anything, it's just going to smell of lavender. Put it in a box, that box is just going to stink about it.

Well, I mean, if you rub bread on your skin, most people don't rub bread on things, it might... I would if I smell of it. And you notice, the other best-smelling thing is petrol. Fuck, I mean. Petrol does smell good, I agree. Petrol is fucking... N. Basel. Pesto. Um, that's a basil for, those from other places.

I don't think Pesto smells that nice. I love Pesto, it's wasn't. No, Pesto tastes good, but it's like when you, we're talking about smells. When you've got bread. Garlic cooking. No, it smells good, yeah. No, that's a good one. Um, salt. Sour.

Do you know, I also smell that probably... The sea. The ocean. A lot of people hate it's like when you go into a fish market, that will fishy smell. That is,

that smell is bad, but you know what you're getting from that smell is fucking good. So it kind of makes it kind of weirdly good. Yeah. Butchers, on the other hand, the same sort of thing, but that smell is vile.

Yeah. Yeah, there's something very off about that. Just death is in the air. See, no, this is one thing I do like. This is weird for me. It's like, okay, I'm going to say, like, again, it's like, when you go into, like, a farm shop and they've got the cheese counter.

The cheese, cheese smells fucking gorgeous, but I fucking ate cheese. Okay. Chees. You like the smell of, cheese is known, like, even people that like cheese, like, cheese smells bad. But it's like, when you walk through the farm shop

and you go to the cheese section, it is a nice smell. If they got a stinky camembert, though, it smells foul. Taste yummy. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, Kind of how you gauge the quality of cheese, the worse it smells, the better it is. The more gooder and expensive the cheese.

The more gooder and expensiveer it becomes. Yeah. So as far as like the worst smells I've ever experienced in my whole life, for me, one of them is a new discovery. A new smell. As a little gift for the dogs as I look after them while, um, my twin is out of town um

I brought them this this horn like I don't know what animal like produces this horn but got it from like a shop that sells like horns whatever um put it in the living room with them

and they fucking loved it I went out to do my own thing came back down a few hours later I gagged at the smell of this horn was producing that's my yuck smell that's your yuck smell

well thank you for sharing no like dogs dogs can encompass a wide variety of smells awesome ugly smells like fucking shit wet dog smells bad wet dog is a gross smell

I hate that smell and aggie fucking farts terribly he just stinks all the time he smells good He is, he, he smells awesome. He's a good smelling dog that I can't deny. If there was a candle you could burn that smell of algae,

would you buy the one of his farts or just of him? I would not buy either. Or both. For half of it, it's his farts and the second half. The argy experience. Yeah. It's like one hour of farts, one hour of nice. any more

cake bake a baking cake yeah when you walk downstairs and you're like oh mommy it's that cakey there's brownie brownies are the

brownie or cinnamon anything cinnamon is like I have that same reaction as I do with bread it's like I can't handle myself around cinnamon it's like it messes with me in a way that's not humanly possible

so if I smelled cinnamon I'm like I'm going in Oh, I've got a good one Um, for worse smells Oh no The Eminem world Yeah, Eminem, yeah That's fucking actually

That's so disgusting Yeah, and it's weird Because Eminemes don't smell Yeah So why does this shop Yeah, it's just reek It's the most pungent It's like

Breathing M&Ms Yeah Yeah, and you don't want Some things Like taste how they smell right but you don't want things to smell

how they taste all the time do you know what I mean I say it yeah like cheese that smell is so strong you don't have to walk in the shop this is a wide open square in London

and you walk past and it fucking stinks it's like constantly leaking out the door I don't know if they have like some system they must do they must be like a into the air yeah

there's like some chemical that like gets you addicted to them M&Ms. Yeah. Well, it's definitely working for you, isn't it? You mean my twin, bro? I fucking hate M&Ms.

Me? My twin loves them. I'm more of a minstrels man myself. Minstrels taste fucking gorgeous. Fuck off. They're Galaxy. Galaxy is nice.

Galaxy's like cock. I like cock. What's the next question? uh build one seven one three yeah says as one of five people who like treasure planet why does alex like this movie as treasure planet as good as they say we've always clashed over this one i like treasure planet me and alex because i've always despised treasure planet and he's always had this cringy affection for it his affection for treasure planet is pretty cringe He puts the headphones in and I see him do it

I want to show you who I am All this It is kind of good though He's really good I like it I have fond memories of it If it wasn't for the cyborg guy It would be shit But he's like the main character

One of them Yeah Yeah no but it is a bit shit because of the they've got they've got um men they've got man man slash robot cyborg

and then they have full on robot they shouldn't have gone full on robot oh I see what you're saying when they're the character that is a robot yeah too much too much he's very uh he's very

he's very uh he's very he's very uh cool funny funny he's too funny he's too funny for the movie the movie's really serious and like you're trying to that's actually true it does hurt the tone yeah

yeah he's too funny like you know what was funny enough um the little ditto that's more flies around yeah morph the little Pokemon he's got what's the little thing he says Spaceport Flusi Spaceport Flusi

yeah that shit's funny and nice and but then morph is like emotional when he needs to be whereas Ben he just screams yeah morph cries a lot actually yeah we gotta watch Treasure Planet

we got to watch Treasure Planet we got to James has to review it yeah James reviews treasure James reviews every movie in the MCU one by one yes sure starting with the amazing Spider-Man 2 No Oh yeah, we'd have to watch all the Spider-Man now

No, I'm not watching all... No, no, no, no, no, no. No, well... No, I don't like Spider-Man. Um, adventurous airline has one, I don't understand. First of all, what's a banished? Um... They're the bad guys, they're trying to get us.

Wait, what are you on about? I think I might call them skimmers. What are you on about? about? Yeah, first of all, um, what's the banished? Hmm. Uh, here's a good one. Rip flude.

You see Dick the head has some dirt on his head. You rub him and boom. A genie appears. You have three wishes. What do you wish for? And don't be a jokester. Um... I added that bit.

I assume say. I genuinely I'd wish for invincible teeth why not just go all in and be like invincible everything no but that's that stupid

yeah that's so dumb as fuck I've played The Witcher three hearts of stone I know the potholes no but does invincible mean you cannot die yeah Okay, let me be more specific Involnerable It's the same

No, but like Someone who's invulnerable Who can still die of old age Yeah, but you also gotta think How's this genie gonna trick you? What's he gonna do? How's he gonna fuck you over? Hmm

Well, if it's like a nice Robin Williams one Then we'd be fine Hmm No, but then you've got to like build a relationship with this guy and but if it's a will smith one might be in trouble why it's the same character

just in a shitter film um I'd wish for invincible teeth I'd wish for a new season of invincible that would be this it's like what a seven-year-old yeah

yeah season two of squid game I'd wish for that Sandy to become alive oh no no no no that fucking all we're fine when you say that you'd have to specify Do you mean like a creepy, like, it's a Chucky-esque, like the crochets walking around, or Pinocchio's into a real, like a real squirrel? That would be funny. Just a fucking huge squirrel in a bikini.

Howdy, SpongeBob? We've got the chair ready. Just need another mite there. Yeah. We should get the Sandy Voice Actor on the coast. Yeah. How much how much do you think

would be reasonable to pay for the the original cell that the jar sandy pictures from? I doubt that much. Yeah. But then again,

it's from quite a famous episode. Uh-huh. No, I think it won't be worth anything. Really? Nobody cares about it. SpongeBob sells? It's from a classic episode. Yeah, hundreds.

That's it. It's not going to be fucking hundreds of thousands. Well, hundreds is still a lot. a money for one cell. Yeah, but it's like we own it, you know? It's like an NFT. We fucking own that shit.

Pardon me. I've still have one more wish. I would wish that everything is good. I said don't be a jokester.

I'm not. I'm serious. I don't want things to be bad. So I would like for things to be good. I would wish for Nike and Adidas to swap their logos. No. Why? And how would that affect my shoes? Would that mean these would become Nike shoes?

Yeah. They'd be the same shoes, but they're just Nike's now. Right. So both of you are wearing Nikes. I don't know how the name Nike. Addidas is a better name than Nike. Yeah. Because is it Nike?

I've always read it as Nike And Adidas Adidas What actually is it? Adidas More like daddy das Come on what do you wish for James See

Give us an emotional one No no no no the thing is When you ask me these questions I don't have this I'm not going to say stupid shit When you ask me a question like this I'm just going to give you serious answers good because I said to not be a jokester

I'd get a Lego Mr. Gold because I could sell it for like two grand two grand that you can wish for way more expensive things no but yeah I'd wish for DreamWorks to fast track a certain sequel

hmm one more Is that not three? No, there's two. No, the Nike. Oh, you're sticking with that one. James? See, I've got nothing this funny.

I just, I'd wish to be able to make cute meals. That's it, Jeremy, I want to make good. Why would you wish for something you can just learn how to do it? Yeah, you can just do that. Yeah, but I've got to learn it, and I can't do it at the moment. It's just like, I'm fast tracking, you know, I'm fast-tracking. You know, I'm fast-tracking, me learning something. Surely if you could, like, wish for some kind of, like, skill like that.

You could wish to be, like, just the best cook in the world. No, because it's fucking silly, bro. Well, if you're like to the genie, listen, I just want the exact same skill as whoever the best cook in the world is right now, but I just inherently know it. But if you have all the skill, that doesn't necessarily mean you have the knowledge. Yeah. Well, yeah, obviously I would do a few drafts of my wish before I would approach the genie with something as well thought out as like a Nike-adidah swap situation. That's simple.

Yeah. That can't really go wrong in any way. Yeah, it actually can't. It's a pretty safe wish. I'd wish dinosaurs were back. I wish that Kanye would design every expensive clothing item ever is always designed by Carnie. Because then they'd all look significantly worse. So these people buy these million pounds shit and they look stupid.

I'd wish for that. I'd wish for a pair of waterproof, invincible shoes. That can never die. Invincible. No, but do you not want your wish to be like a troll on other people? No. You do something to... That's what the shoe thing was about.

You can do it something else because Jamie's thing... Sue I didn't make me like you can get invisible shoes so then everyone's getting disgusted at you because they're looking at your feet but you're getting the last laugh because you've actually got shoes

or something like that. A way to fuck other people over it. Yeah but if they're not invincible then what's the point because they're just going to break eventually? What about one like I wish for everyone to be trapped in the outfit they're wearing right now?

Right now. I'd be okay with that. I'd be okay with that. I'd be fine with it. What does it mean for pissing and shitting? Yeah, if you were on the toilet doing it. No, because no. No, you should rephrase that from track

to every outfit is now. You only own this outfit. But I wanted the genie kind of slant to be that you were just stuck in that, like you can't, it becomes one with you, like fuses with you biologically. Like a cartoon character. character yeah so you couldn't pull your trousers down uh-huh so how so that would

actually destroy humanity so be it um Brad T222 has our pronouncement one here yes picking up from the red notice discussion do you think the rise in popularity of one-note like The Rock and Ryan Reynolds will have an effect on movies in the long run but we're going to see a decline in new actors with range and effort as general audiences opt more for the low effort faces simply because they're recognisable

for example. No, the town's not big enough for the two of us. They can't be multiple rocks. The ones we have now are the ones we've got for next like 20 years. There's no new ones coming along. But when is the rock gonna fall? He's not. He's

like one of the best like examples of it but he's just one of the best movie stars in history type thing when will that rain end it won't he's going to become a 3D

CG thing he isn't already the thing we've got to look at is the fact that now with the way Hollywood has basically been copywriting the moves of certain actors in the future, these people are going to be dead

and they are still going to be in movies because you can, you've got all of their movements, their fighting styles, everything's been mo-capped and saved in a database, then you can just hire one person to do a scene and then just morph this person's move set and face onto this actor. Like they're doing...

They're doing that in Russia, though, aren't they? With fucking Bruce Willis starting these Washington movies. Bruce Willis was in a Russian advert. He got CG'd into a Russian advert. Really? Yeah, he was a movie. No, it was an ad. No, he's done movies as well, I'm pretty sure.

That's the future. It's just they're just going to stick these faces with fucking whatever that hack us off. Yeah, so, no, the, the future of movie crossovers, fuck me. It's going to get mental. They're going to, like, scan Bruce Willis from Die Hard 1. And then him meet Die Hard 7 fucking... No, like, Deadpool will fucking walk into Die Hard. Yeah, Deadpool will take him to...

Yeah, they'll, like, team up for just a Deadpool. die hard movie it's gonna be fucking shit yeah no it is because they're not they're not gonna create anything new anymore because it's too much money and they make enough money from these shit so they would do everything they can to extend the IPs they have

and the collab events are now so common in games it's just gonna become a movie thing yeah it's really a common thing in movies yeah is it that diehard battery commercial no idea okay Russian Bruce Willis, type that in. This was months ago. I remember seeing the article about it.

It might not be on the internet. Oh, deep fake technology puts Bruce Willis in Russian TV ad. It was a TV ad. That's so fucking weird. Yeah, so he wasn't even there. And he got paid for. He got paid millions for it. He doesn't have to, like, go anywhere now.

Why do Russians give a shit who Bruce all this is? Because they diehard? Yeah. Isn't the villain, like, a Russian? No, he's French or something. He's German. Okay. Yes.

Hans Frieger, Krieger? It's, I'm going to have to admit, I haven't seen die a very long time. Yeah, Freddy Kruger dies in diehard. Freddy Krueger diehard crossover. Quite, fuck, that's gonna be quite good. So is that just what happens then? like yeah they just wait enough time and then just like remade the lion king again but with whoever like is the trending actors at the time yeah yeah but they'll be deep faked of the

original trending actors no but it'll be a voice deep fake over the original algorithm made 2d animation so everyone's like oh it's 2d jesus yeah i think it sounds kind of cool yeah we can finally That, um, no, I'm not even going to go there. No, I'm not going to fucking bother. No. Rain, rain, go away. Right. Let's end on this one.

Hmm. Actually, that one's too stupid. Too dumb that one. Okay. Cool, cool story, but... Paul Spector's one. Hi, boys. Happy New Year. When is James planning on coming?

Latvia. The weather is pretty bad these days but it gets excellent in the spring. Also James, we drive on the right side of the road here and that is right as incorrect. I was nearly run over during my Christmas trip in Edinburgh a few years back. I kept forgetting which way you were supposed to look before crossing the street. Luckily I was left unharmed though and left the UK without a scratch. See what I did there? Ask me anything you'd like to know about Latvia. Where to stay, what to eat, where to visit and so on.

me. Me, I'm going to lap for you in like July the 9th to July the 12th. It's some week in July or June. Um, I might be canceling it.

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That foot's off. But she's putting it back on. Oh, she's, no, she, she went back up. Why, she like putting her head under the desk. Oh, she won't make a decision. She's like, she gets 90% there to moving. Come on, Pacey, you can do it. Good girl. You can do it. Come on, Pacey. Come on, Pacey.

Yeah. Oh, my God. She is fucking stupid. That was arduous. No, but that, that was, that was, that was. a smell that's worse than anything Argey's ever done. So she pointed out of arsonia,

farted in your face. And then burn that back down. Yeah. It stank. It was fucking grim. I got the little bit on my nose. You had the nose burp. You had the nose burp.

See, it happens to everyone. What happens? The nose burp. The nose burp. Everyone gets a nose burp. It's not something people decide. Do it, come and drink them. Yeah, no, chug it.

Go, chug it. Look, look. Okay, he's going to have to burp.