JAR Media Posdact - Muumuu

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:41 Housekeeping 16:10 Altruism 19:42 Danny Dyer CBT 24:55 Daniel Hentschel CBT 31:33 Mid Break 38:48 Pop Vinyls NEED HELP 40:03 Question Segment: Misconceptions 43:29 The First Time Jim Shaved his Head 48:47 Baby Rick HATE 49:47 Recs for Bars & Clubs 52:38 Angry Beer 55:52 Going Through the Tags 57:35 Mr Beasts Themepark of Sorts 1:01:55 Tim the bast 1:02:50 Stun Locked by a Question #BroCastS6E3

Cla-Clao, clow, clow, clow, clow, clow, clow, clow, clow, clown, clown, clown. Boom. Scrao-clau-tun-tun. What do you think of this? Br-dra. Good. Afternoon, evening. Evening.

Scra. Did I say morning? Morning. Or night. Did I get them all? Yeah. Did I get all the zones? I think you got all the realms, the time realms.

Nice. Hell yeah. Well, this is Broke us, season six, episode three. And I'm Alex, joined by Jim. Do you think Fat Homer's on screen? I don't know. Can Fat Homer be seen? Tell us in the comment.

if you can see Fat Homer. Yeah, if you can see Fat Homer, let us know. Fat Homer be stinging. More than stinging. You actually have no idea. You're in agony. You're like limping around because of this dedication to Fat Homer.

Yeah. I was expecting it to be significantly less painful than like wrist tattoos, but, um, no, this is way worse. Way worse. Yeah. I'll tell you something that's not worse, though.

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Get your Patreon names Right out in the first or second week Of each month We did that last week And it was a meaty one So get those in ready for next month Jaffer hours Supplementary show

Attached to every episode on fire as always we read through the entirety of Sonic.exe little do we know is part of a whole trilogy it took us like 40 minutes to read part one

so that's a nice chunky bit of content there as well as the Neo-Robot reaction smile dog with a couple of creepybust ones in there Dobby fan page all of what happened in October

you need to be in the know to understand that and last but last minute at least John Media group chat it's a group chat where jarlings can suggest things so i'll hop in there before we record and say hey hey hey hey it's the joker baby hi hi hi go watch paisley's chance yeah um so we'll move into housekeeping in a second but first jar lightsabers dot com oh i'd forgotten on the day to upload the like little two minute video we made about jar light sabers onto the patreon but it's up there now um i want to

see the it tracks every single slap really yeah and it's nearly a hundred thousand slaps let's go I need to see it go past 100k slaps so head over to jar lightsabbers dot com if you're confused by what we're saying if we can get to a million slaps um mr beast will will help us will be yeah he might let us have a little corner of his casino or what's his theme park he'll give us a bit a little corner of Saudi. Thank you, beast. Then we can make redacted

corner reality. Yeah. Like real. Oh my God, yeah. You know? Saudi. Redacted corner in Saudi. So, uh, let's move into housekeeping there and we round off conversations from the previous week

or pluck some stuff from the Jami Deer group chat. Like this one from Big Whoops. Can we please for the love of Dobby get some Jav vlogs on this channel? I live for the meager amount of vlogs we've gotten throughout the years, so getting a full-jar vlog of the King's Arms, question mark, Woods at Night, or Swindon at any time, would be a dopamine overload. I'd love it regardless of how shit the boys find it. Thoughts? What's a vlog? You know, like a video log, like you're, I'm on

Starship 546 and this is my vlog. This is a vlog then. Kind of. Hello, we're on Starship for vlog one. and the marker's making everybody go sharp. Oh but otherwise I'm doing pretty chill. 6-7. You're doing like a 6-7 thing. Yeah and then a necromorph like... Yeah.

That's what the guy's doing like when he's banging his head against the... Yeah. I feel like I'd be willing to do it if it were one of those two concepts that have been thrown around for ever now. The scary and what? Well, they're both. the scary. I want to go to Swindon but it wouldn't be at night. That's too risky. Um, like an early Swindon morning excursion. Swindon's sunrise. Yeah, the beauty of Swindon's sunrise. Yeah. And kind of just go around town. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Documenting how frightening things are though. We don't have those little mics though that clip to your shirt and then you go. We can get a couple of those. The weather today is a bit funny. You can be like, This is how you get through the difficult AI enemies in Blightown in Shandandon. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of, Gabby of the Boreal Valley said, Alex, are you planning to play all the FromSoft games if you haven't already? I'm rewatching the cars from start, from the start.

And it's interesting seeing the Virgin non-Fromsoft Alex become the Chad, Sekaro, Eldom Ring and Joy. From the only moon-jirling, Baby Ricks says hello. You're welcome. Um I guess we haven't mentioned that we've been playing through Dark Souls 3 On like a modded version I guess

Yeah so seamless co-op Dark Souls 3 mod Yeah Because I wasn't really gonna finish it anyway Because I felt like I don't know It's so similar to Eldom Ring Playing Eldon Ring first

Then going back Whereas Dark Souls 1 just feels so much more removed And like a Yeah yeah Yeah But Dark Souls 3 is cool for um the the late game right late yeah and we've gotten further in this co-op run than i ever did solo yeah yeah yeah it's also a fun way to play it's like you can you can play it for the vibes

instead of like for yeah yeah so i wouldn't i would always preface that when saying i've finished dark swords three yeah yeah yeah you've finished it in a vibe sense yeah i just kind of want to see the bosses and get through it that way but the one at the only other one that like is screaming for me to play is bloodborne um because i just can't be asked really to set it up which i'm actually playing now yeah because you've got the p s4 set up so you're playing it in its original form i guess yeah it's um i don't know how the simulations are at this point for it the emulators the simulators yeah it's running like a simulation of it right yeah emulation of it it's running like a type of simulation of it like an emulation of it

but it's good it is good i was a bit harsh on it before i still i'm i'm still yeah yeah um i've got some views i think uh the a lot of the bosses are pretty weak like really they're two just like beast just going crazy just like and like yeah I don't know it feels kind of

loosey goosey that way and like it's fun maybe it gets better later on though like three or so yeah yeah and I've gotten really far on it before

but I just know that the bosses those kind of bosses the big beast bosses um they're kind of not as cool to me like there's less with those types of ones there's less variation with that then like like the weird looking

Dragon King from Dark Souls 3 or like Grave Lord Nito mm-hmm like that those I guess there are they do have them they do have iconic bosses for sure like amygdala and stuff awesome yeah I just don't feel the same way about it like I don't like the healing system really I kind of get what they were going for, but not fun. It's just not fun running out, and then it's like, well, now I need to go back to the first area and just, like, kill a bunch of goons. Right. Bit boring, anyway.

Anyway. Yeah, you are, you are a from soft chad now. Yeah. I, uh, yeah, outside of Bloodborn or whatever. would you ever play through dark souls one again maybe nothing against it but on this kind of similar note rev can finish this before we go into the questions

as beast is playing dark souls one is he hashtag framped gang or more of a kath is that you say kath i'm definitely more kath can you take billy she's if she stays away from fat hammer yeah she's going to try and stab fat oh god yeah look she goes straight for it

yeah she wants that bare skin freaky um so what was it framped gang or kath kath I don't know what that's referring to the big snake oh

um and some of the comments then musy says welcome to the resistance blood which I thought it's pretty cool it took me a second to realize what that was about but yeah welcome to the resistance blood welcome to the resistance blood we should start just saying that

yeah how are you doing blood welcome to the resistance blood welcome to jar media patron on blood um duke salle 3 31317 said soren lover is at least twice as funny and interesting as evil jarling, so I demand he get at least equal airtime. Do you remember evil jarling? Yeah, I remember

Saga. Yeah. Same person. High likelihood. Yeah. Billy's coat at the moment is ridiculous. Like soft? Yeah. She's healthy. She feels healthy, man. So that gil, man. Perfectly timed meal.

A perfectly time meal makes for a day's worth of gil. Perfectly time meal. Jill makes for a lovely meal. Four meal. Yeah. She doesn't have four meals. She has two meals.

But her name is meal. Farmer Pibble says a CGI goat saying head over to goaded gambling is unfortunately a fantastic concept. Should we do it? Should we start a casino? Head over to goaded gambling. What sort of accent should the goat have? like Arabic or Chinese

Yeah we could do cockney Depending on the region You could just play a different accent You know Yeah true actually You know it'd be like Join go to gambling blood Yeah

Yeah for all the cockneys out there I love gambling There's so many ways to make money from gambling Fairly responsive Possibly. Yeah. Morally. Morally especially.

You can't joke about it though because some people actually just like it. What, you like it? I like gambling, yeah. Do you know what? Did I already tell you about this what I've done? Or I joined these gambling apps. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The starting bonus to win and then just cash out.

Yeah. Um, yeah, but anyway, enough on gambling. Tess Help TV said nothing like a Jeff Wayne wore the world's reference, peak. I'm glad somebody caught that at least. Yeah, hell yeah. That's like a huge part of, uh, like our childhoods, I feel. Yeah, I was listening to it the other day. Billy's like putting a hard mode skull on.

Yeah, I don't know what her objective is, though. be comfy and warm yeah but like she was comfy and warm and then she like got up and was like need comfier and warmer uh barry lang 3638 says you need to get up

off your ass and podcast fuck that goes hard yeah I'm pretty sure he's referencing that that awesome Kim Kardashian oh shit do you remember that? Yeah I fucking remember that

what a piece of shit evil woman people nowadays I just have noticed that nobody works anymore not like me says women who's never worked no she worked really hard on all's fair the new show that's cool what the fuck is all's fair

that's her new show she's the main character of a a girl boss lawyer show written by James Murphy of American horror story oh okay she's an actor now

yeah she's a great actor we got the rock being like a proper actor yeah yeah yeah yeah Kim Kay being an actor yeah yeah everyone's doing it and they're all doing amazingly speaking of Mr West

apologize to um one rabbi I did oh yeah I watched it how was it I haven't watched it on mute I wasn't really listening yeah cool

Yeah, fuck that guy. And there were two here around, well, it was actually the same person. Does the sudden emergence of Soren Lovers suggest, this is from Mad, 580, that Redacted was a gatekeeper of sorts? Not only our protector, but our saviour. If so, how long until Redacted returns and solves this mess? I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to create a redacted light for the sky and beck and our hero. uh redacted

like a like a blue beam that fires into the sky kind of yeah and um he also said Alex and Jim both sounding like they need another fix of redacted just one more and they can quit they swear that's fuck man I mean kind of true

but it is true yeah I want nothing more than to just start talking about him it's like my it's my comfort character yeah it's yeah but I don't like hearing about my comfort character being in danger you know no that's quite traumatizing that's low-key high-key traumatizing yeah that's lowly high-key traumatizing you know yeah that's high-key not funny

he's gonna need like intense therapies after this one yeah I want like a therapy that's like a redacted um let I guess we already did that um and i guess we can kind of move into something you at least wanted to talk about you can send me a cryptic text that's right something down but first got four comments on this topic that can like shift into this i guess this is what housekeeping is all about man you know what i'm saying cream jerry cream says jim's takes on rand on a scale of see through tea definitely cringe fucking idiot you idiot and charlie boredman

2005 said i was a fan of jar until they went all political and made fun of irend unsugged why fucking iron rand defenders coming out of the woodwork um jeff b said as an american i can confirm i had to read irend in middle school

and i thought it was pretty epic at the time and throw ra amidk said regarding the perception of iron rand in the u.s i went to a large university in the south when i was admitted to the business program where people study finance and entrepreneurship they gave everyone copies of atlas shrugged bro what the actual fuck so you wanted me to write down um ironrand and altruism yeah what did you want well because obviously i was um i was very anti ein

Ow, no, not that ein. Yeah, the other one. I'm very pro that ein. Anti-Randian-Ein. But I was thinking, I'm also very anti-Mr. Beast, right? You're saying Mr. Beast is like the main character about the Shrugged realized. No. Actually quite the opposite.

Because she was really anti-like charity and altruism. And that's kind of Mr. Beast's whole like facade. his first owner is to be like a charity guy his brand yeah it's like branding yeah yeah and um saving the world with beast energy yeah i'm feeding the world with mr beast burgers that's the new that should be his next one beast energy yeah he has like energy companies beast beast mode the beast mode podcast um yeah and i thought huh maybe maybe maybe maybe i'm ram was actually right mr beast insurance yeah her whole thing was like to actually anti mr beast the whole time beast health care yeah yeah yeah beast care so i think because yeah

she's she's she's very anti um altruism she she was asked in like an interview um like so if I like do charity and she was like no but if it's like your whole thing and it's all you do then it is bad right should be just a part of of what you do and I was like well she's describing Mr Beast so I've got to give her a tough on that one on predicting Mr Beast yeah she predicted Mr Beast and was anti Mr Beast before Mr Beast well prophetic yeah yeah other than that though she's a fucking crackpot piece of shit

um and I and I figure because that's a bit more of an intense one as far as these CBTs go right I've got one that was suggested by someone but again I won't reveal it to the end 10 quotes for a CBT cringe base tough

someone who has quotes is basically is that's all it all it needs, it could be anyone, you know? Yeah. An artist, a philosopher. Anyone who's spoken? Pretty much, that's as low as the bar is. Yeah.

I don't think this is someone you will know, but you might like some of these quotes or dislike them. And I'll reveal it at the end then, so let's start. If the body is a temple, at the moment, mines a fucking windowless shed. Nice. Yeah, that's based. Yeah. that's pretty best I don't know what happened to me

I've got a bit more sophisticated in my old age I like a bit of Jasmine tea I love it tough hmm no one ever asks Santa what he wants for Christmas

oh that's pretty crunchy you even think that's that's cringy that's cringe yeah then uh when you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive to think to enjoy to love happy horny sexy Friday my darlings that was cringe until it became based what was the part that one you over um just the the string of like feet

Feelings. Happy horny, sexy Friday, my darlings. Sexy Friday. When you arise in the morning. It's cringe, it's cringe hyphen tough. They can be both. They can be more than one. Yeah, it's cringe tough.

Tough cringe. We must learn now that the people who went to Eaton can't run this country. Eaton for those who don't know is like, it's where all the politicians in the UK go to get schooled, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. they've done it they've tried to do it and this little small group who all went to the same school in the same class it doesn't work we need some working class people people that have lived a real life people that that are in touch with what's going on in reality based that's an obvious

based yeah um you never know where you stand and i like that i like to be on edge Baste, he likes being edged Yeah, true Or she If you're working 40 hours a week and you can't cover your bills That ain't your fault It's the slags paying you

Based Based and tough Base hyphen tough I hate that bird You know the one that catches the worm Get back in your nest Your feathery little mug um cringe based that's that's anti-mourninger content yeah it is yeah so i'll just give it actual

based fuck morningers embrace your insecurities and contradictions don't let them drown the fuck out of you that's tough and lastly i've got to accept that the healthy eating and running just ain't a piece me. Can't wait till later to order me a bit of crispy duck. Baste. So you didn't give a single cringe? Yeah, I did.

The Christmas one. No, but you changed it to hyphen tuft, didn't you? No, that was the Friday one. Okay. So one cringe is pretty good going. Yeah. So that was a suggestion from Mick Saladin saying to do Danny Dyer,

who's like a UK host. slash actor man What does he look like? Name rings a bell I'll show you a picture This guy Oh

Actor and presenter Okay I feel like I do recognize him But Yeah He had some funny quotes He did Fair play

Sexy Friday guy Do you have anything else you wanted to bring up? I just really appreciate that Billy has this tiny little head that I could just explode with ease and she just lets me grasp it like... She likes. Yeah, she loves it. She's not afraid that I'm going to explode her head. Explosion!

Which would be a valid fear. This giant monkey beast grasping one's head. Oh, I know what we are. we can do to wrap up this thing um not to be too reliant on cbts but there have been some good suggestions right let's do another one seeing as we're on a yeah fuck it on a roll because we have one suggested from fantastic mr foot um i don't know if you'd know who this is but i definitely do i'm quite familiar with this person um all i'll say is they're more contemporary than some of them that we've done like a rand or whatever for those who don't know contemporary means

elongated Elon Musk agated it's not Elon Musk okay I'd like to congratulate everyone on their Oscar worthy performances as people in my life who I thought loved or care about me in any way that's tough these are going to be fucking good dear God fuck you fuck you you'd better hope that you're not real because if you are, I'm going to come up there and beat your ass Okay, yeah, I'll give that tough That's like God of War energy Yeah

I just have to accept that I'm just the type of person Who was born to suffer That's tough I'm horny Does that make me a bad person Based kissing becker is like drinking a margarita and kissing her dad was like having a thanksgiving turkey read that one again the first time kissing becker is like drinking a margarita

and kissing her dad was like having a thanksgiving turkey um that's pretty tough i'll go tough with that if they just weren't homeless people around i think a lot of people would realize that being homeless could be fun and wouldn't be so bad based that's funny it's my birthday how are you gonna arrest me on my birthday uh that one's cringe i am sorry that that is what you did I hated this job so much that I started smoking. I'd never smoked before, but I started smoking so that I'd have an excuse to not work. I can go outside every half an hour and smoke a cigarette. That's based.

I was next to two ladies. One was old and one was normal. Tough. My life would probably be a cakewalk if I could just sit back and let others get away with misogyny but I can't I will always always advocate for people who are lesser than me that was

cringe until it was tough again that's crazy every time I see a biker I think to myself I should hit this guy I should kill this guy and I'm normal so imagine what half the people in this city

think you are crazy That's fucking base That's base tough You shouldn't be so confident that I'm not a crazy person That's cringe That's actual cringe My only emotional regulation problem Is that I regulate myself to be around you for longer than five seconds

That's a bit cringy If you're thinking about getting a restraining order on someone think about how it's going to affect them because it's not all about you that's cringe I'm sort of like the Batman of mental health that's cringe as well

I like money based you're not going to get rid of me this easily I'm not going to become an effigy that you burn the sacrificial lamb of your mediocrity is not going to be me tough I don't really like anyone to be honest with you but there are some people that I just keep around because if I don't talk to

anyone then I'm gonna end up in a psych what tough parentheses while dress like the joker people in LA have a serious staring problem. Wanda's like the Joker, Crynne. And lastly, I'm the hero of this story and there's going to be reboot after reboots stuffed up your ass. That's pretty tough.

Damn, so do you have any guesses, any concept? I have no idea. Dan Henschel. The guy who makes the video is like in his car, like, in his car. screaming oh oh shit okay no that makes a lot of sense yeah I think he's really fucking funny with that he's almost too good at doing parody yeah where it's like really believable so he'll have to sneak in just like this is a parody by the way and then keep like doing it in character it's really fucking funny because like he would

dress up as a doctor and like pretend to be a therapist on TikTok and oh my god just saying that most insane shit and the idiot's over there just believe it yeah yeah yeah he's tapped into something he does deserve like an Oscar

I've got a shout out of this video he uploaded it like just the other day it was on my front page um I may find his channel yeah the title a very clickable title

where is it everything about life sucks and it's horrible an 18 minute rant about car insurance that's really funny that's real yeah

that's not parody yeah so shout out Daniel Henshaw he got quite a few bass in there so oh he was cooking he was cooking with that one yeah speaking of cooking we'll see after these

messages yeah so what he say by a tim sticker today yeah I want to do a fart so strong it looks like Superman flying near

like the top of the ocean you know leaving that trail on a fart and it does that like across the that'd be cool across the toilet water yeah it's got to be an American

toilet then because they've got way more water i'm picturing the youtube short already like you set up a camera in your toilet just for you of course yeah yeah yeah and you like eventually train your farts to move like superman and you can like imagine the caption yeah my fart like superman question mark with the score from the new movie yeah and it does it damn yeah we just yeah yeah bit of poo like fuck yeah in an ass fucking hell I thought we banned poo shit

yeah yeah we stopped doing that we fucking grow up what the hell man I don't no farts are funny man wake up poo is funny

are you escaping the Matrix yeah yeah you wake up from the Matrix and you're just in a fucking tub of poo. Yeah.

Oh, this stinks and you just start laughing. Yeah. Oh, it's everywhere. It's like unbearable. Yeah. Like laughing and heaving. Yeah.

What a funny reveal, guys. What a funny reveal. Shut. Oh. drait you fucking love drake i think we should just start referring to the audience as shatt more you know it's funny because it's like poo shat like i shat myself let us know your thoughts chat comment down below shats if you think i should shat myself how would you rate my shat in shat ha ha ha ha don't pick freshly born homer

I'm peeling the skin of Homer again. Poor home. Well, I guess, uh, this is the second. This is the homer part of the episode where we do sort of homer things. Do, more. Oh, wow. That's also the noise Trump made when sucking bubba. Don't talk about Bubba?

Hey Jarr, what's your thoughts on Baba? Yeah, Bubba writes in and asks, head? Bobba. And Trump replied, okay, okay, Boba. So I just thought it was Boba. Fett. When it turns out Donald Trump was sucking Boba first, that's kind of actually based and cool. Yeah, but wouldn't you if you met Boba?

said j d jd jd boba's like he's like he's like a gomorian guard that's just got too strong who is jd

yeah jd phoenix let's fucking go and kill him i'm jd halo nice Nice. Nice. I'm fascist AI Halo art. Why the fuck?

Everyone called Charlie. That old guy that was like... Yeah, yeah. I had three dogs, and every time I called him Charlie. Yeah. What? Charlie Foof. Yeah, yeah.

My neighbor's called Charlie. I had a package and was like, oh, another Charlie. Is it? Yeah. Charlie Foof. So he must have been actually. confused when you were like walking around screaming Charlie yeah you can like hear it through the walls yeah no I've done that a few times where especially in summer where I just leave

the doors open yeah yeah yeah I just walk around like just saying stemming yeah yeah yeah Charlie what the fuck is going on next door cruel who is this Charlie foof you speak of My name's Foof. Charlie Foof. I've thought about it. James Bond's enemy. Or lover. Enemy turned into lover. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hello, James. I'm Charles Charlie Foof. Fuck you, Charlie Foof. You know be as Charles Foof. Moth called me Charlie Foof. Or better known as Foofy Charlie Foof. Foofy Charlie When they finally make James Bond be gay Are we getting in love with Charlie? Are we getting a gay bond?

Gond Are we getting a I'm gond Gay James Bond Yeah I'm games gone I'm games gone He's got to be like a different

Like name and stuff I'd prefer just like a Scooby crossover. James Bond and Scooby D. Why Ron? Raine's Ron. Scooby Sounded. Rican rot, roared. It just never gets old with that one.

No. Ruby Roo. He's timeless. He is timeless. And I feel like he could. What's the keep happening to me? You became like a fat guy. Every time

Ever since getting ill for all of October My voice is just fuck now Really You're so annoying You get fat guy voice That's fucking weird The puffer fish With the carrot

Your fucking tattoos Give me a curse Morge I forgot what I was talking about Was I don't know James Bond fucking Scooby-D. Games run.

Gay James Scooby-Doo, Bond. That's enough crossovers. Oh shit, got a shout-out. Not to take too much Shod and Freud and Glee from this, but pop vinyl's they might be going under. Yay!

That's the bonus of damn it, right is they release, Alien versus Predator 2 set Alien versus Predator Requiem Pop Final They're always

scrambling in the office Like what's going to save us I know What about Reins Rond? Renamized Rains Ron? Quick make it Send it to the article.

Artists. What artists? We never had them. Damn. Throw a shade at Pop Vinyl? Yeah, firing shots. Sorry, Pop Vinyl. You're going down. Like Tramp on Bubba. The sooner they go down, the more value the one we've got. Yeah, suddenly. You didn't say redacted. Beep it. Beep it. Beep it. God damn it. No, you can't miss it.

Yeah, I'm not going to miss that shit. So let's do some questions then. from the Jock community head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit to leave questions for future episodes just like super slam did

what would you say is the biggest misconception people have about you I ask this because I'm entering adulthood moving out soon and people still talk about me like they have since I was young I would be especially interested

for you guys since you're on the internet I think people think I'm I'm less dumb than I am I think people think I'm more dumb than I am No you're You're perfectly dumb

Perfectly placed Yeah you're like I think Yeah perfectly run Yeah Okay Nice I think people think my tattoos don't hurt as bad as they do I think you're acting

You're fucking out Oh My skin On my laptop, man Just feed it to Pays like a normal human No, she can't eat that Dude

I'm fucking I'm gonna get Hassaned Do you really Feed your skin to your dog Dude? Well I'm not gonna eat it for the record she didn't eat it she chose not to on this podcast we let our animals decide do you think it's to eat the skin or i will shock enjoy it more

no do you think it's animal abuse to feed your dog its own like eye slop shit you know you know that's recycling They just get some of that, like, goo around their eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why, why do they get that? I don't know. I guess humans do when they sleep. Yeah, imagine, like, never being able to really wipe that zone.

Yeah. By the build up of goo. So, wait for it to go a little bit crispy and just crisp it off like a bugger and just feed it back in. What's wrong with that? It's the circle. The circle. An eye bugger. Why did dogs get eye buggers, man?

I mean, we get nose-buggers. And I-buggers. I've never seen a dog get a nose-bugger. Is it possible? I don't know. They don't really do. Do we only get buggers because we're capable of pulling them out? That's God's way of making it fair.

Nice one, God. Should we go to church and ask? Yeah. Why do buggers? Well, son. God made it fair Oh, that does make it fair Wow, it does all make sense now

Yeah, so I think we answered that question pretty well Yeah For the record, my tattoos really hurt That's why I'm pulling all my skin off If I don't have skin, I don't have skin, that can hurt you can choose if you want to do this one I forgot to ask you before but it's up to you yeah I can answer that

you want to do this one yeah okay let's do this one from Butterbean one two three burr burr brothers I don't remember if slash when this was answered but here's a question for Jim why did you decide to shave yourself and how was the coping process for having to go from long hair to zilch

and personally starting to become balding and I'm wondering if you got some advice as to whether or not I should just jump off the deep end, deep end and go full egg. How fucking day you ask me this question. This is really insensitive. No. Well, the first time I shaved my head was actually for like a charity thing.

Oh, yeah. And then I was like, um, this actually looks better. Mm-hmm. And our dad is. bald and so it was always on the cards but i'm pretty sure i have alopecia because like yeah yeah i don't get like arm hair and shit uh which funnly enough makes it really easy to get tattooed true so you don't have to like be shaven that does help um but what i always said to

myself was a if i ever start balding i'm taking it off you know Because I feel like, especially when you're doing like a comb over thing, it's such like a cling. It's like a visual metaphor for like just holding on. Yeah. And it's like, you know, we're all going to like get old and stuff. You can't stop that. You need to kind of embrace it. And like I guess it gives you a bit of autonomy in the situation because like that's the thing that I think people don't get.

with not having hair is like you don't get to choose that element of like how you're seen by other people yeah it's like taken away from you so you don't get to choose your haircut um you don't get to like choose to be in the the current style or like actively choose to go against that you have no choice um no but you do gain a little bit of power by doing the shape like yeah you you're making that decision um yeah and like fuck it also i always said to myself i never want to be a fat bald guy you know you mean fat with hair you can be like ripped and bald like the rock uh like the what about ned from um have you seen van diesel when he had a big fat tummy not cool no that was kind of cool it was kind of cool um what about ned from spider man he's

yeah true true but he's nice you have to have at least something in spades you know yeah you have to be nice if you're going to be fat and I'm not nice so no I just I just don't get judging anyone for anything immutable really yeah like was it's like an easy easy target I guess like yeah but like you could probably spin it around on them they've probably got like some gut problem that makes them shit their pants once a week or something. Well, yeah, yeah, it's like, like, when, it's like, when someone, like, when someone, like, fat and ugly, like, calls me bald as, like, an insult, it's like,

okay, it's like, you're choosing to be fat and ugly. Yeah, I don't know. I agree, though. I feel like, just don't hold on. Like, yeah. Once it passes that point of no return, it's like, you've got, lean into it, you have to. you know yeah for sure yeah because when you there's something just like nasty about like nasty yeah when when it's like the comb over thing and it's like yeah strands of like hair

going it and that's strut yeah i don't want to like hate on on people who like go through the same thing but get rid you know but that's a point where it is like kind of a choice it's a choice whether to like yeah on or not yeah yeah and the hanging on i just feel like the vibe you're sending out is like one of uh well like you said like clinging on to something that's gone like let it go like take a leap of faith yeah and i don't know maybe you'll be unlucky and have a funny shaped head and then it's like tough shit yeah This is how it be. Yeah.

Can you imagine shaving your head and you're like, fuck, I'm hughal? Yeah. I imagine like you shave your head and there's just like a mysterious kind of hole in the middle of it. And you're like, where does that? Hey. Yeah. How did I never notice this? It's got like a breeze coming out.

Yeah. Little guys just like erupt from it. Yeah. Hey, it's getting cold in here. Um, well, Dragon Kids says, sorry to bring up the sensitive topic. But is Baby Rick the BB from Death Stranding? No. What the fuck you're talking about?

That's a CG baby fucking video game baby. Sure, early on used as maybe a model. You know, like if the CG is scanned. No, it was fully CG, like, baby brain, like, idea baby. It wasn't ideas, baby, baby Rick. Also known as the worst jar bit ever, according to some. I think that one's going to come round. I think people are going to be like,

that was a good time. I think that you can measure it by the impact it has from being in one episode. You know? Yeah. So you will about it, but you're going to remember it. You're going to remember baby wrecking those cries. We like strong emotions, you know.

Any strong emotional reaction is valid, I think. Even anger. Speaking of emotional reactions, trade active says, Hello, Jum, and Jem. First time poster, long-time listener. Epic. As we all know, the Beatles would have group gooning sessions,

no girlfriends allowed, you know, and would ejaculate Winston Churchill or some other sexy beast. I actually don't know why he prefaces this question with that at all. To make things short, I guess my question is, what are some recommendations for bars slash clubs to go to? I'll be visiting England to come together with some friends I've not seen in a long time She is bare bar

Is that what that song's about? What better? Come together Right now Over me Over Churchill Yeah what the fuck Also it was just John Lennon and Paul McCartney

I'm pretty sure Yeah they like And they didn't do it that much They only did it sometimes Just when they felt like it Yeah Like most of the time Yeah

They were weren't doing it all the time like every day throughout the day but they did do it most days just when they fancied it yeah which was a lot and they were together a lot so yeah anyway journey of a question

right there um to be honest yeah don't go clubbing you'll be killed it's like um where in the entirety of the United Kingdom would be a good part of it yeah yeah yeah um

weather speeds yeah yeah genuinely go weather spoons cheap get fucked up get attacked by some gammon most places have

nice little like micro breweries now no fuck them go weather spoons don't support independent businesses don't spoil

support with your support yeah yeah we don't want your ilk in in our microbreweries see one thing about the culture of the UK

is that we always prefer big known safe brands than like anything a little bit risky. They might put like something a bit too spicy or a bit too like flavorful in something that I'm not familiar with. They might season like a plain bit of chicken.

Yeah. Yeah, that's always risky as if you go somewhere and it might have seasoning. Yeah. That will really stress out. Stick to, stick to weather spins, stick to McDonald's, stick to McDonald's, stick to, uh...

If you're making a way across the country, pop into the Dream Lounge and Swind, isn't it? Yeah, for sure. The wings are really good. Prices are pretty decent. Yeah. Yeah. Clientele's pretty solid. Uh-huh. Massive beverages.

Mega pints. Yeah. Blabela. Baila says Bear Bear Brothers, simple one for you today. I notice that you boys often enjoy lovely refreshing beer while recording the cast. Oh, no, we don't. What are some of your favorite beers, least favorites. Personally, I love

Guinness and dislike IPAs, cheers, drunk. Well, Guinness isn't a fucking beer, is it, your knob? It's a stout, you fucking twat. Oh, I do love a Guinness, though. Yeah, I like a Guinness. I don't really drink that time, though. It's dairy. So that's why it makes you shit yourself. Like, I...

I can't have... It's not worth it for what it does to my tummy. Right. You can have something out. It's just like drinking milk. Because we've been having... Was it 16 and 64? Yes. Cronenberg

The Cronenberg one We've been having that And there's always at least One person who's pissed off By that choice of drink Really? If we have it on the carst yet That's like my go-to these days

But you can do better than that's that kind of Like that No fuck that Cronenberg's like middle of the road Just fine You know it's like affordable You know Like

If it's Christmas or something I might go beer and Moretti I might go um Yeah I usually just go by price Or might have it's like in Sales and shit to be honest Lug is a pretty

reliable. I kind of don't really like Spanish lagers anymore. I had a little phase with them but I've kind of gone off them. I like Kronenberg. I lean more towards now and

Kalsberg. I'm not as, I don't like that as much and I don't like Bubba as well. It really grew on me. Like low percentage lagers have really grown on me. like because what I've realized

is I actually like really like the taste and I don't want to get like too drunk but it's just fucking delicious and I want to get to obviously I also like the feeling of alcohol

in my system but I don't want to like get it to a point I want to be able to just drink Kalsberg at like a leisurely pace and get to a nice level

and like remain there That's the IPA danger, as they can be like a scary percent and not like it tastes like it. Uh-huh. And then suddenly you're like fucked up and you've had like two drinks. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, they can be a really high percent. I'm like all over the place on IPAs.

Depends on like the day, the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes they can have like one or half and be like, that's enough of that one. But other ones would be like, hmm, this yummy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A few of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you've had nine and they're all like 12%.

Yeah. You're like, oh shit. I'm experiencing five different realms at the same one realm. Yeah, I just, the only thing I don't like about beer is just how, like, calerific and bloaty if it was compared to other drinks, which is kind of annoying. Yeah. But you can say the same about yummy sweeties, which tastes yummy in my mouth. Hmm. But I love it a yummy sweetie gummy in my mouth.

I love gummy. I fucking love gummies Um Let's do a few more here So we wind this episode down Are there any about gummies? Unfortunately not But this one from Loptical is kind of interesting

Explain the YouTube tags on the cast So these are the tags That are attached to every episode, right? Amazing Amusing Audio cast Awesome Cast

Chucklesome Clever comedy comic comical cool entertaining entertainment entertainment everything fun funny game games good great hate hate hilarious humorous hysterical i he jar laughable laughter love media movie movies original pod podcast really quite good review reviews sketch skit video and video cast what needs explaining yeah it's quite self-explanatory yeah do you disagree with any of those no clever when you say clever it summons a pup hey pup oh oh oh oh hi there pup pupper updute pop oh let's got some updates for the papa right

So, oh, that's a loud burp. Um, yeah, Lacklon, we kind of got this earlier, but... Lacklon. You guys gotta mention the Mr. Beast theme park. He's built in Saudi Arabia. Not a joke. There's seriously some dodgy stuff going on there, LMAO. When can we expect Jarland?

When the Saudis cool, we answer. When are we gonna, when's he just gonna buy like an actual country and start a government? Mm, yeah. Beast politics. Welcome to Beastland. Are we going to get like... How insane... It's a whole gambling economy.

I had a few more decades, right? Are like American elections going to be like Mr. Beast versus Nick Fuentes type shit. What? Fuck me. Yeah. I think it might. The Candice Owens. Candice Owens opens a theme park.

and Dubai. Mr. Beast. How's it get so far off a brand so scary? What beast? Yeah. Are you afraid of beasts? It makes me think of a lion going, I'm a scary lion.

Here's my chocolate bar, brother. He's my birger. Is this some sort of feastable? Some sort of delicious burger Made by Mr. Beast himself Mr. Beast Press this burger between thine cheeks So they get them the perfect circumference

Yeah, yeah, yeah How do you get these burger shapes? Well, we've got the Mr. Beast Buttocks mould in every kitchen round the country Oh, nice one, Beastie. His beastie old booty Is he a skin in Fortnite yet? I think so.

He must be right. I'm pretty sure he is. Hey, I'm Mr. Beast, guys. Do you want to hear my Mr. Beast impression? Sure. Hey, I'm Mr. Beast, guys. Do you want to hear mine? Yeah.

I am Mr. Beast. Welcome to the new episode of Mr. Beast show. Welcome to my country. Spin the wheel to see your roll. To see your wrath. I mean roll. Unlucky, your prison inmate. Your prison.

guard. Your entertainment subject. Your jester. For me. Well. He's an evil piece of shit, man. I hate that evil piece of shit, man.

Jack's guy was right. Huh? Yeah. Do you want me to leave that? Do you want me to leave that in? Or is that, are you okay with that? Because you might be... What, killed?

If I die for that, I'm cool. Kill me, Mr. East fucking pussy. You bet you weren't. Beast Bank will come after you, though. No, I'm going to wake up in, like, a squid game. No, wait. In the Saudi Arabia theme book. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Day one, survive. Yeah. Forgive me, Mr. Beast, I didn't mean it. I didn't. Give me my Beast bucks back, please. the beast based economy yeah you can borrow some beast bucks or you can play in the beast games

and perhaps win your house for free with your body let us use your body just don't die yet because we're so close to game shows being that yeah right so close yeah we're all going to be

like subjects like we're going to be entertaining the robots at first it's going to be like minor stuff right like you just submit away your likeness rights so simulations yeah yeah yeah oh look i'm on beast games getting like killed by mr beast this episode that's so sick you know but then they also just happen to have like a copy a perfect copy of you that they can use to put onto neo robots and the rest is history

yeah so mr beast can add you to his collection uh yeah this is a funny one from biorno pizza Alex, you're following an account on letterbox called Tim the Bastard, who's only following you back. There aren't any posts. So is this a joke account you never actually started posting on? I was round our parents for dinner, like a month or two ago, and I was explaining the concept of letterbox to my dad. He made, or our dad, he made the account Tim the bastard followed me and they just never used it again. He didn't love a single film Why Tim the Bastard?

I think Mr. Bastard was kind of in the rotation. Ah, okay. For that time. Mr. Bastard. Right, let's end on this one. From The Gimpish Gould. And this is mostly for

just how this was written was so fucking insane um dearest jarthonies this suggestion is being sent from the deepest confines within my mind hole i have a suggestion for a CBT we're not doing it by the way cringe based tough or as we call it in the states cock busy taste

anyways since i'm a collegiate professor of psychology like one Jordan Peterson who I have worked with often I plagiarized his papers I offer up my hat into the ring of chance possibilities

offered up into the circle of suggestions I'm each other again I offer up my hat into the ring of chance possibilities offered up into the circle of suggestions Europedes I'm just I'm going to think, um, all these people are just you. Like, none of these people have ever been real.

That's, like, so fucked up. Like, you just Monday to Friday spend your time creating Reddit accounts and then asking yourself questions. That's like Batman villain shit. Yeah. That's like insane. But not that unbelievable. Yeah, because that, I offer up my hat into the Ring of Chance possibilities offered up into the circle of suggestions um but the suggestion is youripides yes i bring forth greek tragedian

boring eripides i would re-code dave brian brian men that you look up his good reads page i found my penis to be grow robustly firm upon hearing his utterances You may take partial credit to his sixth quote Actually, maybe his seventh Anyways, I don't mean to keep you too long As I know you're a busy boys Anyway, that's all this gimpish goon has to say Anyways, love you and have a great day at school

Sincerely the gimpish goon For ghoul, I was remarried Why did you read that one? Did you like it? Because I thought it was so insane, you know? I'm not going to do it. That's the worst one. That's the worst one you've ever done.

Me? Hey, I was looking at the camera. That's the worst comment ever. Yeah. No. Block him. Block him now. Fine, I'm blocking him.

It could be a her. I'm blocking there. No, unblock her. I'm blonde blocking. Unblock. I want to hear more from the gimpish ghoul. Gane or whatever it was That's it for this episode brother

Really? That flew by Yeah It's not I mean sometimes we do longer ones Sometimes about an hour can be good We got you after hours to record Yeah I need to do a poo as well Jim normally needs to do a poo so Yeah

Yeah We're going to be.