JAR Media Posdact - No More Lies.

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:09 Housekeeping 13:56 Jim has really, really messed up. 19:51 Thunderbolts (The New Avengers) 22:40 Jim started Daredevil (S3) 30:53 Alex drools over Andor (S2) 39:29 Mid Break 40:41 Question Segment: Christmas in July 45:30 Advice from Not-fathers 51:28 Remembering Machinima 58:19 A Troubling Accommodation Conundrum 1:01:57 The Destiny 2 Star Wars Crossover 1:06:05 Never had McD 1:07:30 An Argument for Space Tourism 1:15:55 Patron Name Segment #BroCastS2E9

The Electric State by Simon Stalingandarg. Pink. The Electric State, Simon Stalinghag. Oh, the Mojave Desert! Oh! That's where, um, Full Out New Vegas is... I've been playing that stupid game. Ooh, it's got pictures.

May is the time of dust, gusts of wind rise and ebb through the haze, carrying huge sheets of dun-coloured dust that see... Man, my eyes are going. I'm like an old man. And rustle across the landscape. They slither across the ground, hissing among the creos. I'm not reading this. This is too confusing for me. I really struggle when words have more than two syllables. Typically. Really? Yeah. Um, electric is pushing it, pushing it for me.

There's some cool art in that book, though. I saw like two pictures. Crazy cool. Very cool. What is it? What is that book? A movie came out on Netflix a few months ago with the same name, directed by the Russo brothers of Avengers fame.

Um, yeah, I guess, I guess they bought the rights to that book in like, writes to that book in like 2018 or so 2017 maybe and yeah they released this film and it's it's an insult that seems to be all they make now yeah insults yeah they just spit in your eyes so definitely don't watch the electric state movie but do check out the book because it's really cool and have you read it creepy yeah the whole thing it's not very long it's 180 pages with uh pictures pictures it's a picture about for the big boys I can't read books

now without pictures I know they're moving pictures the picture books I like it when they open and it's like a 3D picture it's like folds out I forgot about those

pop up yeah they're cool poop up book um good off noon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen men and women and everything in between

men, women, and everything. And outside of. And aliens. Yeah, non-humans. Just everyone. Everyone with ears to listen. Everyone, and even every... thing.

You know? We're not just speaking to the ones this time. Yeah, if you're a farmer, like a speaker and put it out with the cows, with the chickens. Yeah. Help them lay. Help them birth or whatever they do. Yeah. Help them graze.

Yeah. Put a Bluetooth service. speaker up into the womb of a pregnant cow. Mm. Birth speakers, birth sound, a sound bath. Yeah. Allow them to, to their minds designed upon

our words from before birth. I've got sound bath for you, look. I'm Alex, joined by Jim. Hello. And this is Rocaust Season 2, episode 9. I made a big mistake last week, Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

I'm usually quite good with like file organization and naming things and whatnot, but all of the metadata was wrong on my PC, not on the upload. So all the numbers are messed up and I'm like, I'm getting stressed, I'm getting freaked out, if I'm being honest. That's horrible. That's horrible, but... Normally you're really well designed. I'm normally so well designed. Um, before I get too lost, before I get the numbers too out of well, well... Wack.

Got a shout out those patrons over at the Patreon that just do so much, brother. God, they do so much. They make the show an audio version possible. They do everything. You get that raw, unfiltered

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entendre of sorts. But that's not all. There's perk after perk after perk after perk after perk. and let's not talk about perks for some that upset some people the last episode you get your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month which

coincidentally is attached to this very episode there are some good names in there cracking names, belters which after hours has been on fire as always. We did the Snyder song reaction from some unhinged Redator who used AI to make just the most disturbing thing

you've ever heard. Have you thought about it since I still think it might be a real person with just one smack but that's not all over there there's the just now I'm an alpha cinema since went too far a Minecraft movie discussion well that should be live actually by this point

but I put a pin in that for a moment Elon rant Invincible Season 3 is mid as they say Lego death sound matching Will the Fartre and so much more with that so much more also being the JAR Media Group chat where Jarlings can go over and just hop into the chat over there and give us just one smack yeah just one they're only one you're in our one we can't say

more than one um shout out to the important man's stickers as well i haven't been mentioning that one enough um so before i guess i can take the pin out because i do you want to do it now what do you I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. After housekeeping. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I'll put the pin back in. The reveal. The responsibility you've got to come forward for. But, uh, yeah. Let's do some housekeeping then. We'll round off conversations from the previous week.

Void Walker from the jail media group chat said this, a little contemplative one. What's the worst piece of advice you've ever been given? And what's the best piece of advice? Um, I couldn't really. think of any worst because I'd normally discard it but I do have a best Mark at Divine just

one day just came up with this like just great little deep thing that he said This doesn't surprise me He said something along the lines of All the people I've known to wind up with a lot of money spent the rest of their life desperately trying to cling on to it Wow

Yeah let's go Mark That's so insane Shout out to Mark I love that man I thought that was fire And I love that I've got like a quote Like attached to him Yeah

That's like a That's like a lyric Yeah That's so sick Mark getting poetic over here Is anything come to your mind Any like piece of advice Or bad or good

Um I feel like I've I've received a lot of what I consider bad advice Yeah, I definitely have But I'm struggling to like Yeah It's the kind of thing that you don't latch on to

Yeah But anything that's kind of The opposite to what Mark has said Hmm You know where it's like Right right right About like I mean I saw a thing

Today That was like this This rich like A grind setter Stockbroker guy Like an old man and his video is like my friend once asked for a loan

and so I offered him some money to never talk to me again oh yeah those really cringy ones are the best example of them the horrible advice there's the one that's like do you want one out of JZ or a million dollars

yeah yeah yeah that type of um and some people people genuinely do say that kind of stuff to you like as advice yeah it's like um just just learn to not be compassionate in any form learn to cut emotion from your life and just focus on numbers yeah um like any and you'll be fulfilled as long as numbers going up yeah and it's as simple as that you will you will throw yourself from a very high video game balcony if um

a Minecraft built balcony yeah if your Minecraft balcony if if the numbers start to go down that that's a definite but just make sure that doesn't happen that's probably the worst advice I've received uh Darth jar jar jar ha ha ha ha said is life as good as they say

it can be who says it's good it's better it's probably to have life than not that's that's kind of good logic You know? Like, it's either, like, life or nothing. Mm-hmm.

You know, so you might as well. Yeah. Nohash says, the jafter hours are better than the cast recently. Compliment. Damn, me. If you're not ajar patron, you're barely ajarling now. Jarre has become paid to win. I've listened to the Zach Snyder Jaffter hours at least eight times, and the Minecraft won a lot.

Well, the Minecraft one should be live now. Don't worry, we'll get into that shortly. James Lowe says, we don't need a Wallace and Grommet ride at Universal. We have one on the Blackpool Pleasure Beach, can't speak today or any day. And it is effing sick. I don't remember there being Wallace and Grummit there. We've been there multiple times. Yeah.

Not for a long time. Yeah. So maybe that's an addition, but that's making me want to go back. Yeah, yeah. Just for the W and G. I love getting pleasure at Pleasure Beach. By Wallace and Grummit. Yeah.

BGPMO1 said a Zoom call at work was discussing Arsenal. culminating in a colleague outing her husband as a through and through gooner I spat my coffee into the camera just thought you guys should know as you destroyed that word for me now sorry not sorry yeah we educate you know cutting edge we were on the cutting edge of gooning in 2020 lockdown we educate we don't capitulate yeah I don't even know what that word means I love that word I remember it from the Jack White album. Capitulate. Yeah, but I always forget what it means. I always Google what it means when I hear it. And I'm like, yeah, that's cool. I need to remember that.

And then I forget what it means. Well, speaking of meaning, we've got Spider-Man one for you here, brother. Uh-oh. Bacon Chicken 42 says Spider-Man's whole thing, though, because I guess we're talking about who would win Batman or Spider-Man, is getting absolutely demolished the first time he fights anyone,

then having prep time, and then kicking their ass. How does that make you feel? Oh, shit. Yeah, who's the first one to get prep time, I guess, is the answer. That's the coin flip, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it was Spider-Man with prep time, that's IP.

But Batman with prep time is OP. Oh, God. Boy Killer says, now do one naked. Both of you. And that's coincidentally, the job after hours attached to this episode. And that one's definitely not going live on YouTube. Not safe for work, everybody We can blur

Rear and Rear But Mick Saladin Can end this segment Saying Gears of War on PlayStation The console war is over Did you see that? Is this a thing? It was hype then disappointing

Gears of War is coming to PlayStation 5 Which one? They've for a second time remade Gears of War 1 and Gears of War 1 only So I don't know if they're plans to like remake each one over like years and years and years. Is the new one coming out this year? Um, it might have been delayed. I don't know off top of my head. Oh, it's gotta be this year.

I hope so. It's gotta be this year. I would like it. I'm excited for that. What, do you remember what it was called? E-Day? Yeah, that's it. Emergence Day. I don't know if it has an official release date. 2026 launch targeted. So not quite. Not quite yet. That's bad. well

speaking of things that are bad unless you have anything else to say about Gearsable 1 remake remake um no I'm just a little bit diary it's so yeah I'm sorry to hear that

but um I was I because there were rumors of a Gears trilogy like MCC style thing which I was kind of hyped by yeah I'd be down with it

I would like to one is too fresh because I played the remaster and all of that when that came out years ago but it's two and three that I like a lot more they're better games um two as um i definitely need to do a little bit of split screen or something

yeah if all three came out i'd have to play through all three like chronologically absolutely yeah do on the uh projector you can be dom yeah dom's my guy i'm sure i've said it before but i'll say it again and spoilers for gears three but i stopped playing when dom died like that's that's my canonical end because like i'm right yeah when he died like I died in games yeah fair um so how do you want to approach this bro you have messed up big I guess it's time for another apology video I need another like a YouTube apology title for this yeah um um how about with the la la la la la la la la i don't know what you're referencing because

that's the mancraft movie no i know like oh i see how would i know yeah right right yeah sorry you take away yeah i guess uh i guess uh i guess there comes a day when every boy needs to become a man and um I guess that day hasn't come for me because most people experienced that when they saw Jack Black shout chicken jockey in theatres. Mm-hmm. Or La Lava. Or I. Which you did reference in the Minecraft review. La Lava.

Yeah, because I was using like this, the... Come on, come cling. Be honest for once. So, well, actually, technically, it wasn't fake. It wasn't a lie. On a technicality. On a technicality, because a couple weeks back, I was just scrolling through YouTube shorts, as I do being an old man that's not up to date with anything.

And someone had uploaded the entire Minecraft movie in the form of a short. Yeah, I've seen the same video. Condensed into one minute. so I that I watched the Minecraft movie in a minute in one minute yeah um

that that was my entire other than like the other memes with chicken jockey um and like just because people be filming that movie just in the yeah yeah so like I've seen a lot a lot of the film

um but all of the connective the connecting tissue of that movie I experienced in one minute it on a YouTube short um some people might think it's disingenuous to review the movie um without seeing it well no i saw it just really quickly and my brain works faster the most so to be fair i've at least seen half the film you've seen every frame i've seen every frame 100% like you can't deny that um which i class is seeing the film but maybe to fully critic

size of film some people might be upset to hear I haven't sit and ingested the film as it were I had like a tablet form of the film you know condensed compressed

I had like a roast meal in the form of a pill right so just to clarify in the Minecraft review we did Jim hadn't seen the movie I hadn't been to theatres to see the Minecraft movie I had for the record but Jim

we thought it would be funny if Jim would just lie and pretend so that's going to give it a different patina if you revisit that video now you might notice a little clue here and there but also at the same time you might notice that it made no difference

to a... Yeah, which also I think is a valid, makes it a valid review of the film. The fact that I don't have to see it to genuinely like criticize it. I remember, remember like yeah that was good yeah um even in the filming of it i was like so confident that i

didn't need to see it to have an opinion um and i guess that's true no one questioned anything nobody said anything so make it out what you will you know i i'll be jesus on the cross for this one if you want to uh i'll take the fool if you want to try and cancel jim go over to his letterboxed where he did review the movie without seeing it you can go to the comment section there and really flame him hard like the lava for the chicken. Yeah, yeah. I made it more believable that way, though. Yeah.

It went as far as... When you posted that review on Letterbox, someone screenshot it and was like the Chad Jim versus the... Yeah, fuck Alex. Yeah, hell yeah. Because your review on Letterbox was like, what is fun? Not allowed nowadays? Yeah. I'm shit like that.

yeah and it was fun in condensed into a minute i thought that was funny recording that review was more fun than watching the movie in cinema yeah i believe that yeah so so i got all the fun and none of the like you didn't um hand over money to uh yeah w b jason mo was production company why was he so attached to that film in particular he produced it didn't he i don't know i guess because he knew like everybody that it would make all the money ever and stuff like that yeah I guess it hasn't made a bunch of money oh yeah okay I think it's I think I looked up a couple days ago and I think it passed about 800 million yeah okay and they're doing extra they they call them like meme showings or something they've like added like text for when a meme is on screen so you're

allowed to get your phone out get your phone out and start um wow destroying the What is it? Absolute cinema? Yeah. Absolute cinema. He was right. He was. Again and again, he keeps being proven it.

Okay, brief sidetrack. Have you seen the New Avengers? I have. I saw Thunderbolts. Did you like it? I saw it on Tuesday. Why? The marketing got me.

Really? Yeah, because I saw Bucky pulling the, the sign off and revealing the new Avengers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what is this movie? And everyone's like jerking it off. Everyone loves it. It's good, bro. Really?

Fuck. It's good. Yo! Woo! I'm so back. Florence Pugh's really good. Bucky's like just really cool in it. There's an action sequence with him like halfway through. It's like, this is just cool, man.

What did you think of the, um... Because that was like the coolest bit from, um, the Falcon and the Winter Soldier's show. show was that. I didn't see that. The other Captain America. Yeah. Like he loses his mind in the show and like kill someone with Captain America. Yeah, I saw that clip on Twitter. That was it though. Yeah. But like awesome character. Right. Really cool idea. Um, and to see that he's in it, um, and Elaine from Seinfeld. But even like, like, lame characters I don't care about like the Ant Man 2 villain. She's like one of them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's kind of got, like, cool suit and, like, cool powers and stuff. Yeah, I kind of assumed that this film was going to be a stinker just based on, like, the characters. Yeah, I thought it looked lame. Like, two of the main characters are from the Black Widow film, which I couldn't get past, like, 10 minutes of. Really? I found it so poor. And those are the, the opening is the best part of that film.

Yeah, that film stinks. Because it's also Taskmasters in it, right? mm-hmm yeah yeah he's meant to be like the I think the first ever Avengers comic the villain was taskmaster so yeah the taskmasters in spider-man PS4 right yeah um in a bit of a lame way but yeah

yeah it was like good I had like a cool villain who is the villain or is that spoilers um yeah I guess it's kind of spoilers yeah I saw no advertisement for this movie but they seem to be like throwing their full like weight behind it they believe in this thing julia louise dryfuss is throughout the whole thing yeah lane from samefield i was happy she was in the whole thing yeah i might have to actually watch this then and bouncing off of that into more marvel off of uh what you were saying last episode um and just a bit of like guilt for not giving it a proper shot

I've been watching Daredevil. Season three? Season three? Not the new one. Not the new one. I don't know. I don't know if I want to watch that one. I don't know if I've seen that much good stuff about it.

Not like season three. No, I saw people talking about it. I think I will watch it. Yeah, I'll see. But because I've been keeping up the date with most of the Marvel TV shows, apart from... Yeah, I'm so far behind. That's not happening for me. Not Miss Marvel?

Oh yeah, that's why. I didn't watch that one. I didn't see Hawkeye. I didn't see the Captain America one. I watched that one. Um, but yeah, Daredevil season three is cool so far. Isn't it good? Like really, really awesome. I forgot how much fun that era was. Mm-hmm. That, those Netflix shows, like, yeah. Especially Daredevil. It's got that source. It's got the source. I love how edgy he is. Um, I really like his connection to the Catholic Church and like Yeah

Yeah like you don't see that um that That demographic portrayed in any way And like the his wavering faith and like he's still It's still like baked into him And like you still got stuff to learn I think so you're only what four episodes in Yeah yeah so like that whole conflict is so interesting and Um the way that character's morals are like based on catholicism yeah um and how that like

clashes against the people he has to deal with yeah but also the fact that he's calling himself dead devil like that yeah yeah self-report is like it's yeah it just it makes that character so interesting because like when i when i watched the show when i was younger i was like this is just weak source Batman you know this show's cool but it would be cooler if it was just Batman right right he stands for everything that's the same but like yeah having a more

mature look at and Cubs his own sort of identity yeah 100% and I like the the three sort of main characters him the blonde woman and Pugs Lille F yeah she got some good characterisation

Foggy yeah I think Foggy does yeah I like him he's a cool character Yeah Kingpin's cool Have you got the Bullseye? Yeah Bullseye's sick

I found it a bit A bit lame that his name is like Poindexter Oh right That's just like the comic name though isn't it Yeah but like point Dexter is like you're a dog Yeah Um

But yeah he's he's been There's some really good action too Yeah Wild I was trying to find his name, yeah Benjamin Leonard Dex Point Dexter You know what it kind of made me hype for

Was an interaction Between Daredevil and Spider-Man Because that's meant to be like a really famous Yeah Team-up That's like a team-up I'd actually want to see Unlike Deadpool and Wolverine Yeah I don't give a shit about that

And that were like With where No Way Home ended There's actually like some room Like, I wish they would do that I'd like a movie Well, especially with him being in Nowayham Yeah, exactly It's like, surely you're teasing that, right?

I hope so. You're doing this? And, um... That's what happens in that show that we haven't seen. Going, going beyond that, like, we're going way back old school jar mode, like, we're going to MCU. Yeah.

But I, I want... I want a black suit thing for Spider-Man. I guess, yeah, I guess the MTV hasn't done that. They, the MCU has the perfect, I want them to do Venom, but they have the perfect, like, opportunity with the setup of their universe to have, he gets the black suit and then he's in multiple movies with the black suit. Oh, that would be cool. Like, give him a long eye of this shit. That, that could be genuinely so high.

That's often the issue with it is it's just over too quick. Yeah, yeah, it's not given enough time. The movies and the games. So let it, like, develop because that's how it was, like, originally in the comic. it was nothing like it was you know like venom has he's his own thing now yeah yeah in the original comics like he gets the black suit basically nothing changes it doesn't affect his personality or whatever but like implement the personality shift but do it over a bunch of movies like really flesh this

shit out and make the black suit like cool it should be cool and it can like develop through the movies and get more like creepy and creaturey I don't know how they can though with like the big Avengers shit they have planned and Fantastic Four and all this nonsense but like if Spider-Man is in those movies just have him in the black suit make him be a bit like edgier you know be down for that have him be a bit more violent and then they could do the cooler shit if they fumble that another venom fumble. Yeah, because

Venom's just been done dirty over and over again. You should be cool and scary. Yeah. But also have some character, you know? Because like...

Yeah, portal opens, then Tom Hardy comes out. Yeah. Root roll. Behagg, me, me. Do you have anything else say on Daredevil season three? I guess you can up there.

No, I'm just really liking it, yeah. Yeah. It feels like a real return to, um, I don't know. I was having like flashbacks thinking about like Jessica Jones. Yeah, yeah. All that stuff. Uh-huh. I was just like so glad.

How quickly did the, what are they called the, the defenders? That's like where it opened. We referenced that last episode. How quickly does that get out of the way? Um. It's a little bit confusing at first. At first. for sure like you you do have to like contextualize some stuff like he's talking about

stuff that I just haven't seen yeah yeah um and he keeps going on about Electra and I remember a lecturer from season two but she was like with him when some building collapsed in the defenders and like I'm piecing a bunch of shit together um it's it's more overbearing than I would have liked but now the the like like I can see what the through line actually is and what they're going for with the arc of the season so I mean at least by where I'm at I'm comfortable in that it's

I'm not like losing context and enjoyment from not watching the defenders yeah I think watching the defenders I love the son Donofrio in that show too that voice he does so like weird and yeah I don't I can't picture another actor doing that and making it work.

He's just that good of an actor, I think. Yeah. And that, like, that character, um, he needs to be portrayed like that. Because I was thinking about other portrayals of that character. Um, and how, like,

corny he can be. Yeah. If he doesn't have the, like, Vincent Donofrio plays it like he's kind of an, an in-cell, Sigma crime setter who's found love and like

the way he loves is so fucking intense and it's like yeah this guy would go psycho and do fucking anything because he's he's genuinely scary he's a sigma he's a certified sigma yeah so I'm glad you've

finally got around to that one speaking of things of getting around to the penultimate arc of Andor came out yesterday bro you up to date I'm up to date bro I'm up to fucking date

it's it's bullshit good hell yeah it's actually just like there's so much good TV right now because at first I was like they're not going to be able to reach the eye they're not going to do the eye again because everyone loves the

the keynote loy episode yeah classic from season one but I always liked the eye the most I thought that was the coolest uh huh a heist or whatever. But season two's just like ramped everything up.

Wow. Every three episodes is an arc and a time jump. So it's three episodes skip a year. Three episodes skip a year. So there's this real like feeling of escalation.

Yeah. And sort of like we're running out of time. So the contrast of how bad things are in that third arc compared to the first arc. Like what that means and what the implications of it. bro it's so freaking good it is so crazy good it's like so weird how good it is like it just doesn't

make sense how good it is yeah um and and the way it builds on itself too um is i guess what separates it more than the first season where it is more like kind of jumping around a bit more in these arcs while cool there are more separate but like the prisoner escape arc doesn't have that much to do with the high star yeah yeah whereas this one is like it's building on itself um okay fuck i mean i it's going to take me a while to get back to season two because i i want to rewatch season one again um um so maybe after daredevil though i'll do that the writing is just like it's honestly too good for star wars and so i mean i felt that about season one yeah yeah especially where star wars is now yeah yeah kind of pisses me off that

it is star wars i know be something yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean i yeah yeah Yeah, I tweeted something like that, where it's like, it's weird that the worst thing about it is the universe is set in. Yeah. It's also the only way it was made. Yeah, this, this is exactly what they should have done from the get-go. They should have done nothing and only this. Yeah. If none of that other Disney stuff existed, except and or, I think everyone would be happy.

How hype would that be? Yeah. Uh-huh. How fucking hype. Yeah. Yeah. They, they fumbled it so hard. Because this, like, I feel like they captured.

Everything that a Star Wars fan saw in Star Wars, we were like, this is what it could be. Yeah, yeah. And the, like, genuine, like, lovers of Star Wars and, like, not phony fucking hacked. Yeah. Made this shit. Mm-hmm. You know, like, that's the voice of people that believed in it. Yeah.

So, uh, obviously, I'm hoped. Without spoiling anything. that last arc in particular it's the character development bro the look of it the way it uses the locations the dialogue the like speeches people come out with like

all these random characters they just get fleshed out and it's like why is this random dude just like the coolest guy or the like most evil evil yeah that was the thing with season one and the weird sort of like the almost like the banality

of the way the empire functions where it's a very like you're just you're on the edge of your seat for these like meetings of them just like talking about like yeah bureaucracy yeah see that that's a core part of Star Wars like the the empire news to actually feel like an empire mm-hmm yeah it's it's the best thing since the OT like it it only enriches it that way um and seeing that slice and it's just See, it's the Disneyfication. Because, like, I feel like people forget, in the original movie, you know, like, it is goofy and stuff. It has a Han Solo chasing all the Stormtroopers, then there's, like, 8 million on the door, and he's like, oh, shit.

And he turns around, they chase them. Yeah. Like, that's, that's goofy and stuff. But they also, like, they murder and, like, burn alive, Luke's. Yeah, it's a farmer being radicalized by his family being. yeah to like terrorist strike in Minecraft um the the death star like that's the plot of star wars yeah um but that like grit there should be a bit of it you know the prequels don't have it the sequels don't have it and even in saying that though the way it integrates stuff

from the prequels is still good like that's the thing at least the prequels had Anakin skywalk murdering children it had like the the dark there's even like a it doesn't spoil anything a pod racing

like reference boole just stuff like that you know like yeah I'm in I'm in because at first I was a bit

arms crossed for the first arc where like just like what can they do like how how can they do season one again yeah

and you watch the first episode and it's like fine um but just that three episode structure just means that most one of the three is just going to be like the build-up like slower setting-the-scene type thing so you're like yeah yeah all right and or whatever idiot I'm so over Star Wars then you get to episode two and you're like no hold on then by the end of episode three you're like fuck bradish yeah okay you got me you got me you're like I can't stop now

genuinely by the past like the intro of the first episode of season one I was like okay this series has me you know when it like I guess spoilers for the beginning of season one but like the the the inciting incident for this character is that he like accidentally kills someone mm-hmm he accidentally kills some government officials yeah and that through line that is like just carried on throughout the entire thing yeah the time jumps and everything that's still like relevant and yeah it's just it's just such good writing like Shout out to Tony Gilroy and his brother, bro.

Yeah. Holy fuck. Let's go the gills. Yeah. And I got a shout out the Cyril Khan. I think he might be the best character. Oh, is he the like dork?

Yeah. Yeah, I remember him. Yeah, I was quite excited to where his story was going. His arc is nuts. It's so, so good. He's, yeah. But like, choosing a favorite is tough, too. So, yeah, I'm so happy that it's, um, working out.

And there's still one more arc to go. And it's like, what are you even going to do? Like, yeah. I'm hype. I'm hype. Let's go. Let's go. It's nice to have like a little flash of like, oh, yeah, I did like this for like a reason once apart time.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Man, Star Wars and MCU. I know. Halo doing these days. Oh, we don't want to talk about that.

They just re-added sniper bullets bouncing ricocheting. Was that not in the game? It wasn't in Infinite. Wow. Infinite fucking sucks.

Yeah. That game's dog ass. I don't know. I don't know. We'll play it at this point. I feel so sorry for the, like, the Halo YouTubers I watch and listen to their shit and I'm like, God, do you need a new game bad,

huh? Oh, well. You ain't getting shit. No. Halo 1 remake maybe, that's my bet I've got a bet with Adam about it Really? Yeah Does Adam like Halo? He loves Halo

Okay, good Dude genuinely Helldivers is my new Halo I know, they should have done it No, because if they did it It would be fucking dick, it would be shit Yeah But like, helldivers

I mean, We've got like a 12-hour conversation about it, but it's the gift that keeps on giving, baby. Mm-hmm. And we have some more gifts after these messages. Yeah. Oh, hold on it. You cannot go back there by yourself? Yeah.

Welcome to the second. Half of the jar cast or the brocast. What are you going to now? nowadays, their mom. The church, char. Um, where we ask the questions from the subredit.

Suggestion throw it over on our slash media, not our slash fnaf, although you are welcome to go and visit and peruse over there as much as you like. It's very active. For a little holiday. For a little holiday of sorts. All five nights or something. Uh, if you got this far into the episode, comment.

What a twist. Um, do you come up with those on? the spot or do you like prepare them in advance sometimes i do sometimes they don't okay that makes a lot of sense to be fair why do you think they're two put together for well no sometimes you're like if you made it this far go in the comments well that one i actually did write down yeah um so seneck dock docky two three nine can get us going here what do you think of christmas in july it started as a way for people in the southern hemisphere sphere to celebrate Christmas during their winter and over time it caught on elsewhere as a fun excuse

to enjoy holiday traditions in the middle of summer things like decorations gift exchanges or theme parties I ask because July is in a few months and you guys still haven't talked about red one might be a good time to finally watch and discuss it on is red one as awesome as they say jk Simmons kills in it let's be honest yeah true the um the sex scene with the rock and jk Simmons, had me hard for days. Is Ryan Reynolds in it? Uh, I didn't think so. Oh, it's Chris Evans.

Is it? Fuck. He's in some dog shit that Chris Evans. Um, Lucy Lou. He needs to just be Captain America again. Like, stop trying to be in other films because they all fucking suck. Apart from the detective one, that was good. Uh, I'd say bring back the solstices.

summer solstice Summer solstice Summer solstice And you get two a year Like let's just do that But where we are in the country in the UK The summer solstice is celebrated at Avebury Yeah but like do a big fat roast

And presents I mean like One of my favourite meals is a roast dinner I don't know if that's boring or basic But like a good one It's like holy moly I feel like Americans don't know About a roast dinner like that

I mean like they have Thanksgiving It's the same principle It's not it's not not. I've had a Thanksgiving. It's not. What's different? It's less funny. That's funny. No, it's more funny. It's definitely more funny because they go so extra for it. Yeah. But it's different. It's not like Yorkshire pudding isn't a thing. Stuffing is totally different. Really? Sweeter. Yeah. Um, like the vegetables are different because like, I mean, when you think about like where we are on the planet, it's just like a different place we grow different things yeah you know our vegetable choice is um

we got taters we got carers we've got parsnips parsnips fucking suck i love parsnips they're the best part they're the worst bit they're the best honey roasted parsnips are actually honey roast anything is like going to be all right at the least it's going to be decent oh bro it's such you make me hungry right now no person i love roast because that was like the sunday roast it's like a cultural thing yeah yeah um i don't do that personally um but i'm i'm happy that many do yeah yeah i mean i i do fairly regularly um and it just can't go wrong i like it yeah yeah i love it in fact oh nana makes a fire nut roast yeah she does and she doesn't even know what being a vegetarian like mean

Yeah. It's a concept. She can't wrap her head around. She's like, so if you're a vegetarian, can you still eat pork? Yeah. You just can't have chicken or beef, right? The three meats. No, but I'm in favour with, especially those in the Southern Hemisphere, it's weird that like, you know, we hear from our family on the other side of the planet in Australia or New Zealand to...

And they're Christmasing in summer. They have a barbecue on Christmas Day. Yeah. It's a, I mean, like, yeah. Like, summer solstice, winter solstice. I'd quite like to experience that, though, just for the novelty of it. Because, like, we did a Spanish Christmas that one time, and that was, like, a cool novelty. I still have no memory of this.

I swear, I wasn't there. It did happen. Yeah, but I wasn't there. We have a Spanish auntie. I know, I know. I know. I wasn't there. There were, like, stuffed peppers and, like.

I don't know where I was, but I wasn't there. You were definitely there. You're 100% there. But I brought it up, um, this last Christmas and even like, Alitia like, couldn't remember. But it was like, I swear it happened. Dude, I was not there. No, I know it's happened because, um, dad talked about it.

Yeah. But I, I was not there. I swear to God. You were definitely there, brother. Dude. So weird. Yeah, because I brought up to my cousin as well and he was like, oh, yeah. But no one could remember the exact year.

It was like a weird, like, lost. How old were you? I can't, I don't know. I can't have. Guestimate. Um, I must have been a young teenager. Hmm. Right.

So I don't know, brother. Yeah, I've got zero memory. Well, speaking of not knowing, G.H. Rocker says, considering you're both not fathers that we know of, what advice would you give to someone who's just become a dad regarding raising their child? Is there anything you see nowadays that makes you think, I want my kid doing that?

or vice versa. Truly entered the unknown here and I'm ready for the ride but I'm very curious on any insight you have Game on and bear to the bear, please. Force them to be good at something. Force them to be good at something. Yeah, that's what I say.

That's my plan if I ever have an accident. But like would it be like the thing would you live vicariously through them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like just objectively analyze their behavior and the things they like and then push them, notch them in the direction. There's nothing about that.

all right I'm morphing I want to be captain of the baseball team dude you're gonna be yeah you're gonna be the next Captain America We're going to have a British actor play Captain America next All I care about therefore is all you care about. Yeah, I don't know because there there is that sort of Trend it looks like where the more sort of controlling and bossy apparent is then the more the more of a perimeter you create yeah

around the child a perimeter create if you're going to be that kind of parent you know yeah whereas maybe if you're a bit more laissez-faire or just like emotionally open and honest and engaged

yeah then maybe you're... I don't know I feel like I'm I flip-flop on the concept a lot of lot um you should let them be what they want to be but that doesn't mean you shouldn't also teach like discipline and uh want success for them or whatever yeah um i feel like it has to be on their terms as far as like who they are as a person what they're capable of what they're

interested in yeah kind of you also can't be so hands off that you just like a borderline uh You introduced them to cat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You can't not care. Yeah, for sure. Like, be invested. But also, like, I feel like kids are, they're so receptive to, like, positive and negative feedback.

Mm. Just little sponges. Yeah, that, like, if you put, like, something in front of them and you show them that their interaction with that thing, is positive Yeah Then they're more likely to do that thing And I definitely like More perceptive than you might think

Or a lot of people think Yeah I think Yeah like you say Sponges Kids are sponges There's there was a study There was a study I learned about recently

That was like that it was kids and then like in the room with them so the kids were being studied their reactions and in the room was like people just interacting calmly and normally compared to

adults that were like standoffish and kind of like arguing and there was like a intentional physical like tension in the air and the way the kids like interacted with the toys in front of them or whatever it was they were more like cautious like yeah if if there was shit going on um tension in the air like they they would um police themselves they wouldn't do shit um yeah assuming kids are dumb is a big mistake yeah and thinking like well they don't understand like what we're talking about so we can like yell and argue you about a thing they're like they're probably more emotionally in tune with themselves than you are as an adult like that shit's been beaten out yeah that's

pushed way down yeah yeah to be socialized like get that shit out of it yeah um I would say as far as the part of is there anything you see nowadays that makes you think I want my kid doing that I have an opposite of I know what I definitely would not want my kid doing um like iPad parenting like yeah it does bug me when you're like in a restaurant um and you see a six year old just on an iPad for the entire time they're like sad yeah sad I think I'd um I'd criticize and like judge the making of like TikToks and shit as well the making of yeah at least at like young young ages like allowing them to use it you mean Yeah, I would say that's a big thing.

It's like you've got to be engaged with that. Yeah, but you also can't just be like, hey, you don't do that. And then you like don't, you don't engage with them whatsoever. Like, they're to explain why. What are the risks? What are the? But we're also to people who have never had kids. So the question's a little bit silly.

Oh, yeah. Do you guys who haven't had kids have any? advice for me who's just had a kid it's like I can you give us advice yeah yeah you're gonna know way more than us very soon

if not now um tablobob says bear bear jance your fellas seem to be the right age and from the right circles to have been familiar with machinima back in the glory days of halo through and reach i was wondering if you'd ever watched any rby in the chief

I was a huge fan in my early teens all the way to the end of its original run aside for finding it really funny I remember there being some genuinely quite moving moments later on as well as the show being absolutely on the pulse of underground internet culture at the time and somewhat prescient of how online discourse would evolve in the ensuing 15 or so years

I'd even say it educated and protected me from falling into dangerous online situations as a kid at a time when online safety advice for children was still miles behind the curve That's kind of just what we're talking about constantly. During a nostalgic rewatch of the first few seasons, a couple of years ago, I was delighted to find out that I actually still enjoyed a fair bit of it,

despite the abundant, long-since-dead memes and the inescapable, homophobic and abelist slurs that dominated online discourse back in the day, which, in fairness, are still mostly painted as wrong in the series. Some of the running dialogue jokes are great, and the haphazard puppeteering is hilarious. It also has an independent, cobbled-together vibe that's no longer present in most online media,

all the way down to the charming, wobbly, audio. My fun stop when I discovered that the show's creator John Graham has since seemingly fallen down the alt-right manosphere and he were rabbit hole and at that time was involved in a film podcast with some reactionary grifters I've seen generally being mean-spirited online elsewhere. To be clear, I don't know what he said or what he's done in that lane and I didn't look into it. So it could be a tarnishing happy memories further. So I don't have specific examples to say he's a horrible person or whatever, but still, as a kid, I looked up to this guy, and he seemed pretty level-headed so to him. To find him involved with these people

as a real letdown, I guess I have two questions off the back of this. Firstly, were either of you a fan of the show or other Machinima series, and if so, do you have any favorite moments? Secondly, how do you think someone who was once able to identify and satirize toxic aspects of online culture can fall into perpetuating those toxic aspects themselves over time? Thanks for being funny little guys in brightening up the lives of Jowlings across the globe. Poo-on-Poers. I will say it's interesting to assign him such a strong label but also have no examples. And I did do some searching to like see like if there were any obvious examples. Like you go to Marty O'Donnell's Twitter and it's like, okay, fucking this is obvious where this guy is gone.

I went on this dude's Twitter and I was seeing like anti-Trump tariff tweets and stuff like that. So I'm like, I don't know this dude. I don't know if it's fair to brandish this on him or like, what about Matthew O'Donnell? What's he? Oh, do you don't know about this? He's like a full like. So he like conspiracy theorists. I don't know if conspiracy theorists are the right word, more just like a ultra-Republican.

Right. Like he like he, he, he, he put a really cringy picture up of him. drinking from a mug that said like uh what was it like woke tears or something like something like that right yeah that kind of thing when I say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um weirdly uh I was never a fan of um I'll be in the chief um it never really did it for me I kind of I was gonna say it it it kind of gave me that vibe really was I don't know Like in hindsight

Like me thinking about it now I don't know why But I feel like There is crossover there Yeah I don't know I would not feel confident To assign a strong labelling like that No

I'm talking pure vibes Right I watched a couple episodes of it Like back in the day It might genuinely just be that Era of the internet Yeah I was way more into red versus blue

That was my like And rooster teeth Yeah I I was never really into any of it Um I liked a lot of machinima stuff I definitely watched a bunch of Machinima stuff

But it was never like I'm I'm tuning in To the new episode of Red versus Blue and stuff Like it It just wasn't really my thing Um Yeah so I don't know

Maybe if someone else has some some evidence that they could show me then maybe I would change my mind but for now I I don't have any strong opinions as far as he's gone down the pipe or whatever but do you remember sanity not included yeah that's the guy who's with

only right? Yeah I like that a lot because it had animation in it yeah yeah yeah as well as like gameplay stuff yeah and uh i guess that that group of early youtube machinima what was it new grounds yeah they were separate but there was new grounds yeah yeah um that that was more my shirt i i loved like um eager up to um harry partridge yeah Yeah. Funny, funny shit. Amazing animation.

Only, obviously, um, Psychic Pebbles, who now has like a full-on TV show. Um, yeah, I loved that stuff. I loved on, um, on Newgrounds, there was this ongoing series. It was, like, Mario and Sonic. They were, like, the 2D, um, they were like sprites. It looked like gameplay, yeah, the sprites. It was like a Sprite animation.

Yeah, I remember being, yeah, I was hooked on that shit. Yeah, yeah, that was a little bit younger. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, yeah, for sure. That was kind of like, edgy, like serious. Uh-huh. So there is a less right. Yeah, there are a little like Sonic opportunities.

Like the door started opening for me. Yeah. Am I a Sonic fan? And then the door slammed shut. like before it could be cemented in any real way, you know. I'm mostly there for Luigi. Yeah, I'm always there for Luigi. It's real.

Speaking of a fuck, one Maricott. Yeah. That new Maricott, man, looks fucking so good. Um, Funky Boy Frash has an interesting one. Hello, boys. I live in university accommodation, and my nearest toilet is up a small flight of stairs. There's a key design floor by which the space. a few centimeters above the toilet seat is highly visible through the vent at the bottom of the door when walking up the stairs.

This is something which I've learned to tune out after a while. Last week I was walking up these stairs only to accidentally look up to see my new flatmate perched on the toilet like Spider-Man, except naked and perfectly aligned with the vent that I ended up seeing his cock, balls and poo-dripping anus. There's a picture. I also have to go up these stairs to get to my bed. bedroom, so this is unfortunately something I've had to put up with in my peripheral vision every time I wanted to go to my room. My question, should I confront him on stopping this? It feels wrong to correct him on bathroom habits that I shouldn't have to see in the first place,

but at the same time I feel uncomfortable having to walk up a set of stairs with my eyes closed just to avoid seeing the sight. I can't believe I'd never considered that before that like, I guess that's an option? You could like perch like Spider-Man on the bog? But also like... I'm sorry you had to see that, bro. I don't know. I feel like there's worse ways to poop. Then my mind, as soon as I read this, I was like,

yeah, is Spider-Man like, is he like a bird where, like, he's just flying around New York, like, just shitting and pissing, like, and it's just falling. Yeah, where does he poop? Like, as he's in the air, he, like, uses his free hand to just pull the pants down. He just let some out and then keep swinging. Yeah. You know, he just, like, he just whips his dick out and he pesses as he goes, like, all over his. but like he doesn't have time to like yeah yeah he's high tech though oh so he's

he could have a diaper spider dive yeah warning your spider diaper is full I don't know what you should I don't think you should confront him though no you saw something you shouldn't have seen maybe it but also it's not it's not his fault that he saw it and you don't know what he was going through like what if it was just So he'd been in there for an hour, and he's had, like, food poisoning, and he was at the perching stage. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, the implication from this comment is that, like, every time he's on these stairs, he's seeing. Every time.

Yeah. I think you take that. That's one of those, take it to the grave, like, things. Like, so you do not let this person know. Yeah. You'll humiliate him. Yeah. And he's, like, in it.

And pooping like that is fine. It's like. It's probably more natural than sitting on a toilet. It is, it, definitely. And this isn't like a, like me admitting that I do that. I wish I could do that. My, um... I've never done that.

I've never thought to do that, but... My hip would cramp up if I did. Yeah. I wish I could. Do you like, and they, yeah, I don't want to be, like, touching the ceramic and stuff. Like, do you use your, like, bare feet, your toes and, like, hook them over? It's like a bird. More like, uh...

What's the, what's the... the bird from Spider-Man. Vulture? Vulture, that's it. I was going to say the falcon, but that's Captain America. Yeah, the vulture. But if I could, I would.

I wish I could do that. I wish I could squat, but I can't. Yeah. So I would say just back off. Live and let live. Yeah. Live and let love.

Yeah. Spider-Man who love. Spider-Man loves poop. Um, sunken cost fallacy jar says Bear Square Boys. Beers. Thoughts on the Destiny Star Wars crossover.

Is this too much? Also, I'm related, but shout out to the Jarlene Corrin. I met at Urban Outfits the other day, if you're watching. That's cool. How did you, like, identify each other? Yeah. What's the dog whistle? Yeah.

Yeah, so there was a, on the same, in mere hours apart of the GTA trailer, there was a Destiny Reveal stream for the next two expansions. Right? Right. The first one, they're going to Kepler. They're going to what? Going into an Oort cloud and going to Kepler. Oh, okay.

But more importantly, the other expansion they teased is Star Wars. Like actual Star Wars? They're going full, like, Fortnite, it seems. They were trying to... Star Wars is in Fortnite. Have you seen that? Yeah, I have seen that. Like Darth Jarja's in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just checking. But that, like, makes... That is what Fortnite is, yeah, yeah, yeah. But also it's like, wow, you've, Star Wars has fallen. Yeah. When you see the fucking Darth Vader with like the Japanese, like, he's like a samurai.

And I know like his arm is inspired by Samurai shit, but like Darth Vader samurai. Is that a thing in Fortnite? Yeah, it's in the trailer. It's fucking weird. Right. Yeah, I haven't seen that trailer. Why are you?

But all it really showed, it didn't show any gameplay or anything. thing but it showed like we're doing an expansion in destiny and it's gonna be based on the bounty hunter desert scariness just like star wars and there's like the lucas film logo and like the the music has their little twings and twangs and like they've added skins for general grievous and da veda and uh kailer wren and it's like oh my god it's so lame because like sorry to bring up hell divers again but um a bunch of people were making comparisons to like boba fat when the cowboy stuff came out right yeah yeah and yeah because the jetpack where you float and you've got like the flame throwers and stuff and the the like but boba fett was inspired by like cowboy shit

yeah which was inspired by samurai shit which inspired star that's exactly what i was about so too like you're it's cool when Helldivers does a cowboy thing because they're doing a cowboy thing right and there's crossover there because Star Wars

had also had cowboy inspiration you know it's not cool when it's like this thing was inspired by samurai and cowboy stuff and then we're just taking that literally because that was what was cool

and alluring to me about Destiny 1 to begin with was that clearly Star Wars DNA was in there as well as other things, a bit of anime, a bit of this. Halo obviously, yeah, a bit of halo. But making it that literal. We'll see as far

as that goes, but that is like a real is that like a jumping the shark? It's lame, it's lazy. It's lazy. It's so lame. Yeah, it's IP over everything. It's like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it just sells things.

There's another series that people are freaking out about the Magic the Gathering, I think. is doing like a similar thing where it's like oh now it's just Marvel or whatever lame lame lame lame lame and if you want to see on IHE TV

I did like a reaction to the stream and I was making Star Wars jokes throughout and had no idea it was coming because there's like in the first expansion there's like Elixney jet packs like flying around and it's like they fly now they fly now and then like it's revealed it

certain point that like a Star Wars expansion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, what? Are you kidding me? So fucking. Oh, so lame, so lame, lame, lame, lame. Um, Scottish scum says, I've never had a McDonald's in my life. Whenever this comes up, people treat me like a freak.

My question is, McDonald's? Is McDonald's an experience everyone should have at least once? Or should I choose better food to clog my arteries with? Cheers, Mingers. Um, just film yourself trying it for the first time and you'll get like million years. I'd say good on you and just keep it that way. Like you're really, you're not missing anything.

Okay, maybe you're missing little zumsum, zum. Just get a fucking Big Mac and call it. Nah, Big Mac suck. No. I had a Burger King the other day and it was kind of fresh. A freshly made whopper? It was a triple fucking barbecue, big Mac stack. No, Burger King can be good.

Yeah, but it's so much variable, though. Yeah, it either is... I had like a chicken sandwich from there that had like a big bone in it. Really? Yeah, and I was like, no, never again. Never going Burger King again. And then like a year and a half goes by

and I'm chomping down on a triple cheesy stack. But yeah, it was nice. It was barbecue and fresh. She shoo. Yeah, cheese baby Cheese baby Cheese's baby I love cheese

How about we end this episode With this one from the British sidewalk Bear Bear Boys Space Autist Jarling here I appreciate the discussion Around Space Tourism on the recent cast And the comment from another Jarling About their NASA experience

I'd like to play devil's advocate With the whole space tourism discussion It used to be the case That NASA would contract Different Companies to build Boutique launch vehicles suited to a specific set of needs. The space shuttle and Saturn V

are good examples of this. This is extortionately expensive to do, and unfortunately, the US government is typically unwilling to fund NASA for political reasons. The left NASA without its own sorry, this left NASA without its own launch vehicle after

this shuttle was retired in 2011. The Constellation Program was pitched to Congress as a cheap way to put astronauts into space using left over shuttle hardware. But this cancelled by the Obama administration. Many other programs have faced the chopping block due to launch vehicle production costs. Currently it's looking like the Artemis program may face similar fate. Budget constraints are also a reason

why NASA always seems to push for SDLVs shuttle-derived launch vehicles such as Constellation and Artemis. They are advertised to politicians as a cheaper way to develop new launch hardware from left over shuttle tech. This is why things like landing rocket stages have been left to companies like Space X. Where NASA has succeeded consistently is building space science infrastructure, rovers, probes, space telescopes, etc. By contracting Space X, Blue Origin, or other companies, the development costs of building these launch vehicles

can be largely eaten by these companies, leaving NASA to do what they do best. Space tourism offers a way for these companies to generate revenue outside of NASA contracts, and so these new technologically superior launch vehicles, can be developed outside of whims of the US government and their budget cuts. I'm extremely sympathetic to the argument that Jim made about these rich people being insufferable. It's eternally frustrating to me that they give space travel a bad rap. It also doesn't help that these CEOs are also unbearable.

But I try to remember there are many amazing, intelligent and driven people working at these companies who want to push humanity forward. Hopefully this is interesting for you. I think that was wrong. That was quite interesting, actually. I think my main contention is like why

are budget cuts being implemented why why does NASA have less money you know why can NASA not afford to send shit to the moon because like moon

space hope is like dead it's because these the rich assholes have more money they own like a larger stake in like the GDP. I saw it was like a video of

on NASA's TikTok a video from Mars and it's the most incredible thing you've ever seen. It's fucking unbelievable. When you think they've managed to do this stuff with less money than SpaceX, with less

money than Jeffrey Bezos sending Katie Perry to the fucking the Nether Realm like i i resent that like the the the the idea that we necessarily have to make a market for it to to have any kind of space viability it's it's it's horse shit you know it's just deepening the neoliberal like lie that like the reason NASA has left money is less money is because it's part of the government you know SpaceX isn't part of the government but it gets huge amounts of money from the government so when when they send rockets to like go up and

come back down and blow up and it's a big fuck up and they do that over and over until they get it right they can do that because there's not like a linear line of oh this is my tax dollar going to thing yeah yeah yeah yeah whereas when NASA does it it's like well but why are they fucking wasting all of our money you know like they've been allowed to just get away with this shit and like what's the result we get celebrities going into space like I'm I'm fine with there being like a limit on who gets to go to space

I just don't think that limit should be like necessarily financial I think it should be intellect and like physical capacity right or if you've got your ticket to Elysium

that SpaceX are. Yeah I mean that's obviously we need we need the Elysium program yeah my heart goes out to elysium yeah yeah i don't know i don't know anything about nassar or space so i don't really have much to add to be honest i mean i appreciate um positivity and stuff it's just uh maybe if if the the scumbags had less money we would have more money to put into

discovery you know the actual science part of it yeah especially when like NASA's what an American thing when you look at how much they spend on like the military and whatnot it's like man just a fraction of a fraction yeah yeah just for the name of like

exploration and science and hope it's something um and like he gets a lot of frack but Neil deGrasse Tyson often goes into like your tax dollar the amount that goes to NASA when you're

if you were to cut it off with scissors you wouldn't even like get into the like main part of the bill yeah yeah they're given so little money and what they are able to do with that but this space stuff is the only reason

we have like mobile phones the only reason we have like Google Maps and like that is just a technology we can use and it's incredible you can just like look at high-res images of the entire earth and yeah but the second it stops being like big moments then we lose interest and it's like well why are we giving money to them and if you hear like an abstract number like it's 500 million I've got no idea what yeah the actual number the actual number is but like you you hear a big number and it's like cheese that's a lot of money what's that doing for me you know but whereas like how much is actually going to SpaceX how much is um how much is going to fucking Tesla um under the table type fucking horse shit and Bezos sending again Katie Perry up there it's lame lame lame lame lame lame lame Cringe Slash cool

A bit cool I mean if it was me going up there Then I wouldn't have a problem If I had enough money to do it It would be fine That Bezos sent jar up there Jarre rocket Yeah

He just bled that shit Yeah That would be attacked right up right there Fuck those guys Two dirty British dudes Dudes died A cop rocket explosion Yeah

yeah so i think we're done here brother do you think i think because it's time for us to watch the gta trailer um we probably can't put on youtube because there's there's that cool way to use song in there that we'll probably get so but dingh yeah hello say something funny

what's up meo you're in my zone sit on her you're in my zone meal she's just she's like fine this is how it's if this is how it ends she likes it when um she's on you and you like yeah yeah she loves being um squished weird like um that's gotta be like a fetish right like being crushed oh yeah because i i know people are into like giant inflation that's what i'm going is you know the start of um harry potter yeah the lego set has just been like an ounce for a figure of her inflated which looks really fun that's getting a hot glued Yeah, you're right The giantess thing Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah And that's probably from shit Like monsters versus aliens Do you remember? And like all this animated stuff Like And Totally Spies I think did a similar thing

Yeah, I remember you talking About Totally Spires And I was like Did you never watch it? No, that's French It was like a French Yeah French perverts at it again

Yeah It's just French at it again There's no different. True. I can give you that because I've got it on the laptop. Okay. I'm an iPad kind of guy.

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