JAR Media Posdact - NO SURRENDER! - Brocast #15

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

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People are really catching on the silent scream. Really? It's back. And no love, brother. Run. This joke now is like, wait, did Alex write the acolyte? Because there's a run in the latest episode. Of course there is. Called it.

I'm going to show you it. It's like poetry. That's a pretty good one. Yeah, it's not quite long enough. If you cut it, you know. Yeah, yeah. Go straight into the... Oh man, I'm still crying from those videos I've been showing you. There's hilarious videos.

Skibitty Biden. Hello, I'm the bloody new one and I'm here doing a little meme that you've paid me for. Isn't that funny? Do you think Farage my skibbitty Biden at some point? He already has. I just showed you proof of it. No, Skibbidi Biden. Ah. That's too radical even for him.

I can't believe you were on Skibbidi. What? Like before it was like a meme. Bro, when are you gonna learn? Wait. When is anyone gonna learn? Why was I ever the one doing meme chat? Like, you've been on the precipice at all times.

Writing the worst Star Wars phase. Behind the scenes. Writing the best Star Wars yet. Writing the most lightsaber ever. Wait till I get my shot at my fan fiction. Hmm. Do you think that's what they've come to at Disney? Like Oprah.

You get a fanfic and you get a fanfic. That's basically what Kennedy is. been doing for the past however many years things have been going on you know what I'm saying JJ you start the fanfic JJ more like nay say I say nay to Jay Jay Jay I feel like we need like we need like a Star Wars button you know it's like to stop us when yeah just like slam it down and it just there's like a new just felt screaming us I feel like I've often thought about it

I've often thought about it but part of that makes me feel like it's too much power because I already have that ability to edit in sounds whenever I feel like anyway and some of that damage that has been caused from that is already strong let alone if we get a soundboard we can invite people on find people that like we can be cruel to and yeah like a little bit dumb and then

true the second they start talking if they say something maybe a little bit smart we can soundboard sound board maybe it feels yeah maybe a jar call in I would yeah consider that but I guess good afternoon morning evening or night lady and gentleman just one everyone else is in a different bucket um

but uh they're tadpoles if you do I've noticed if you don't do the whole thing in one block it's like difficult to go

get back to you know what I'm saying like train on the tracks type thing yeah I'm talking about the intro I'm talking about can I see my name

before you get to do my name I'm Alex this is Jim I can't say that anymore Who am I? You have to say I am...

Oh God, you're right. I'm a... Me, Alex. Me, Jamie. I am great. Nice. Always bringing it Marvel. Bringing it Marvel.

Everyone's favorite moment from Infinity War Zone. We need a Star Wars button, a Marvel button, a Halo button, a fallout button. You see, the thing is when I say stuff like that, like, it's it's you know when you get that that knee tap tap me and your leg goes yeah like when I just reflex reflex I know it's not funny what I just said it's not yeah but I couldn't not say it mm-hmm you know there's sometimes things have to be said they have to just come out fires yeah and I made a connection and I need to get it out otherwise I won't be able to live with myself And I normally like

Literally everything I look at Like has some connection to Marvel Alt the moon That reminds me of Run 6 of issue 9 of Fantastic 4 Well I look down at the grass And that reminds me of that funny Deadpool panel

You know I look at a fork A three-pronged fork That's Galactus's helmet You know what I'm saying Yep I was going to say Wolverine sometimes I feel like Kevin Feige is my spirit or my god you know yeah I mean he he's been

how do you think what do you think like Kevin Feigey's feedback is like how do you think he gets no is it because he's the guy that's like I've just made Iron Man 6 and it's like Kevin what do you think of this this version I've put together of Iron Man 6 this this I'm afraid it's a little bit too how do I put this different not enormous enough strands connecting it to other strands

that loop around to other different strands there needs to be more references and less creativity I can see too much of your personalities as a artist in this you need to you're being too individual with it this isn't art this is product.

Assembly. Yes. Yes. Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out of the patrons over the JAR Media Patreon. The audio version's possible. Get their names right out in the first or second week of each month. Just like we did that last episode.

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now we're free when the house is clean, it's just ready to... Yeah. Yeah. Why do we clean? Do you know what I mean? I was thinking about that because I was like, just in terms of... We've only had certain cleaning products as we know them for a fairly short amount of time as far as humans have been around for.

So like, I was thinking, so were people just disgusting? no because evolutionarily it would be bad to smell that would be a negative you'd associate it with disease with but also the like the fact that we wash so much

doesn't do us all that much good but we've created that's true but we are also like a self-cleaning species like cats or whatever you know yeah I think we'd like use water yeah it's it's I'm just trying to separate us from like, you know,

see like a sheep walking around and it has the poohiest butt you've ever seen. It's all, like, dried on and crispy. And even then, that's, it would be worse if they weren't shorn. Or she, how do you say sheen? Yeah, shorned. Sheened. What, actually is it? Shorned.

Shorned? You, a shear a sheep. Yeah, but you shorn sheep. Hence the movie, right? The double entendre. Yeah. The shorned sheep called shorn. Yeah.

The shorned sheep. Any charling farmers, please let us know. Yeah. What are we talking about? Pooey. Poohy, probably, yeah. Yeah. No, because I mean, like some people made,

yeah, some people made, some person made a career out of saying wash yo ass. Hmm. Careers has been made from less. Well yeah, but like that that kind of indicates that it's not an innate, like that to some people, to some, um, I don't know. What point are you trying to make? What are we even talking about?

Well, because you were talking about how like humans would wash themselves. Right, yeah, yeah. But less time. I'm trying to, well, I guess my point was that I'm trying to make it seem like we're perhaps less gross than you might imagine. Yeah, but it'll still be stinky. I think some people wouldn't even think to. Because there's different extremes, right, on this subject, because there are people that exist now that kind of like allude into what you're saying. But like, too much reliance on products full of chemicals and it's too much and we never need that level of interference.

Yeah, I say that while being a person That uses like three products a day Every time I watch Smeer me in oil Smeer me in cream Butter Yeah, butter Yeah, butter

Yeah What? Lavender essence Lavender oil Want to a little A little shower hack Just before you get in the shower If you have a little bottle of like lavender oil

Just do a couple of droplets In like I have a bubble bath shower. Yeah. A couple droplets in the bath before you get in. It just makes the whole place just stink of lavender and it's awesome. It's like an aromatherapy.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Lavender's really good for you. Is it? Like a bee. Yeah. It's good for sleep or something. It relaxes you.

Proven. Oil, you're saying oils are proven. No, my point is like, if apparently, allegedly, I've never tested the theory because we've created an environment where you can't but allegedly if you just go full-on stink the stink you've got to commit to the stink and then supposedly you pass the stink theoretically because it's the same thing with like shampoo allegedly sapping moisture shampoo yeah so then then you put on like conditioner and it's like but shampoo was invented after um people started like jelling their hair and using pomade and stuff

and using these products so shampoo was invented to wash it out right so it wasn't invented just to wash your hair because it wasn't needed before because your hair naturally like takes care of yourself you need some oils in there no

but you just reminded me of something the fellow invented Vaseline right he was such a believer in his product that like you'd eat a spoon of it every day that's right um he just kind of like I guess coincidentally just found this miracle goo

he'd like burn himself and be like look I'm gonna smear my miracle goo all over myself and it worked because it created like a protective layer so you could sell it as his miracle slop he was like a snake oil cell and I'm just gonna eat it anyway yeah

did he ever die he lived like a long ass time for how old he was why aren't we all eating Vaseline yeah I don't know if that's a good idea Does it say not to on the pack? It probably does specify, if I had to guess.

Well, who are you going to believe? Big Vaseline or... What is it? Is it like that stuff that's in, like, the pan when you cook bacon? Is it just loads of that, like, push together? No. That's what it tastes... Isn't that what Vaseline is?

I don't know. I hope not. You just... It's oily. V gasoline, yes. Anyway. Bro, we gotta do some housekeeping here. And speaking of the JARMedia patron group chat, Timothy Mark left this in there.

You should add a high patron tier that lets a patron add a photo to the jar set for an episode thoughts. Conceptually, how does that strike you? Um... Or is that our domain? Because what if it was like a really bad joke that sucks? Like a meme that sucks or something.

Yeah, or like... Like, propaganda or something. True, yeah. Political, like... Uh-huh. Yeah, I think that's a can of worms. Yeah, would we have... If they wanted, like, a portrait of, like, Stalin or something.

Yeah. Would it be... Would we have to do it? I mean, that one we wouldn't particularly have a problem with. Stalin lovers, we are. Yeah, we're both... I think it's fair to say Stalinists. Right?

I get so scared committing to Irene. bits because I just never know like what yeah what people are gonna well because and speaking of there was a comment from a Dazi saying so they're Tories on the last one what this is I'm gonna blame you for this because you insisted on this title for the last episode the UK is doomed so they're hearing that and thinking like Oh, they must be saying that because of who won, I guess. So that means they're taking it like that. Whereas the title I wanted was The Silent Scream, or We're Living Law.

L-O-R-E. That's a good-ass name, Living Law. Might say, it might use that. Because it's true. Yeah, it's never not been true. It was a funny way of phrasing it. We're a part of history. but yeah we're Stalinist

Tories I'm just like yep we just snuck that past the goalie this whole time yeah I said I've just like who are you like to leave a comment like do you know who we are

like have you listened to one of is this the first one you came on and that's why yeah did you get drawn in by that fight of title Yeah, that's how they got you. The fish hook was out there. Your Patrick gargling, actually. And speaking of thoughts, Steelen, said,

Beast and Alex reacting to the biggest political change in the country in like 15 years for 10 seconds in the midst of a willy ranking. It's just perfect. That was golden. Yeah, I mean, the biggest change in political history, and it's like, like, politically England, has taken one step to the left. From a position of being so far right.

Yeah. Yeah, we got all ways to go, yeah, everybody. Don't get too hyped up. Euclade says, holy fuck, Alex, with that a landslide has occurred, made me choke on my drink. I was not expecting the Rock Raiders reference. I'm glad some, at least one person recognized it. Yeah, that's awesome.

As long as one person gets the reference, that's all that matters. No matter how obscure As long as one person gets it That's all the matters You know what I'm saying Everyone check out Rock Raiders Yeah I've actually got the

Remade fan version Downloaded Really? Yeah I ran it Just to see if it worked And like It's awesome I was telling you earlier

About the game Frostpunk Yeah I know I don't know if my memory Of Rock Raiders Is just totally warped But Frost Punk

was kind of giving me rock Raiders vibes huh because you're like you gotta mine it was like a simple RTS basically yeah

yeah they had like levels and stuff which is like people are probably going to say what the fuck are you yeah true

the rock raiders fans out there are going to be like shut the fuck this one guy is just like finally there's rock

Raiders coverage yeah yeah we touched on the hottest topics ever on bro jar media no but that's all

rocks though is that like what you don't see Joe Rogan talking about rock raiders pussy yeah he doesn't talk about anything controversial no anything that needs to be said mm-hmm sorry to put I'm just like really distracted right now because are you saying that but have you seen that Joe Rogan iron man you haven't seen any of this this huge drama no with um What's his name? Terrence Howard, the actor. He was War Machine.

Oh. I want to say I referenced it on the podcast. I haven't listened to that. Yeah, yeah. That one happened a while ago, but he came back and did another episode with that scientist guy. Nealdaress Tyson? No, no. Oh, okay.

Because they have beef. Yeah, yeah, because I'd watched... Neil DeGrasse Tyson uploaded a video to his own channel, like, responding to it. Yeah, because they... And then this was after that. Emails before and then... Yeah. Terrence, like, put it up.

Like... Yeah, in the Joe Rogan podcast. Yeah. Yeah. It's bizarre. He's like, there's like, weird video of him at, like, at Oxford. Yeah, I've seen clips of that. With the, like...

And he's like, how can one times one not be two? Yeah. Yeah. It's... I really... The internet is really, like... dismantled the like hero status of like a lot of celebrities

and like the hero worship to me but it's like if you like if you sit down with some of them and have them talk for three hours yeah they get revealed the stuff you get out of them it's like they kind of

even for one hour some of them can barely like hold it together you know yeah they just be drinking the the

A hot sauce. I don't know. But to round off housekeeping. Sopient Galaxy says, Didn't know Alex was screaming, run. Likewise, just heard it as a quieted down regular scream. Hence, I guess, the silent scream moniker that seems to have settled. Run!

Watch the Jurassic World trailer. There's that GIF. I think if you just put Jurassic World GIF, it might come up. Yeah, it'll be like the first one. or at least Bryce Dallas Howard screaming Giff That would probably do it

Yeah that would definitely do it Brise Dallas Howard as Yaddle screaming Giff Yaddle? Yeah she was Yaddle in the Disney Plus show What the The big Yoda

Little Yoda It's just girl Yoda That was it You're getting We need the button, we need the button, where the fuck's that button? But that, Yadol should be big. That was just an encyclopedia era though.

Yeah, but I feel like that was fine. Whichever intern was trusted to make that version of the Star Wars Encyclopedia just made Yaddle enormous. What? I mean, A, why? Because, like, imagine, like, you're the internet that's trusted with, like, okay, you're doing the pages on the council. The Jedi Council and, like, no one knows anything about any of them except George. Yeah, but that means George was like, yeah, Yaddle's giant. He doesn't know.

The female Yoda's a giant. I love those clips of, like, animators running to him, and he's like, shit, what, like, color is Yoda's blood? And he's like, hmm, I'd say green. You really thought about it, George. Imagine that. When did you see Yoda blood? It was because the animators were talking about, in shot.

where you can see like the veins and whatnot, you'd need like a blood color in order to. I'd say green, sort of. Really, George? Like, whenever I just want to, like, break. I did this yesterday for like 10 minutes. I go on Attack of the Clones. And I put on the, you know, the commentary track. and I just scrolled to like a particularly shit bit

and then I like try and hear them like justify like whatever they're showing he's like yeah this is like a reference to this art movie I love and it's just like the dumbest worst of you yeah like an anime is talking about like yeah we're really proud with this shot the layers of texture to the cloth and the clothing the expression of the character and what they're showing is like Jar Jar Jar

like walking across the screen from one side to the other it's awesome oh dude how do we get where's the button man we might actually need to invest in buttons I think we're going to have to get a few buttons

um yeah there was I wanted to before we go to mid break um I've watched a couple things right I feel

Did you want to start this Because instead of me dominating it Did you have anything you've been Listening to or watching Or Playing in that you want to shout out Before I just overtake this The only thing

It's kind of absorbed All of my free time as of late Of which I haven't had all that much As of late It's been Frostpunk What I mentioned earlier And a bit of Shadow of the O'Try You haven't mentioned that

You might as well save that Because I will play it Yeah to be honest so I'm sure that'll come out yeah definitely but yeah I think I think you you should play frost punk it's like two pound 50 at the minute on steam when did it come out years ago oh cool so it run on the steam deck and everything yeah for sure I haven't um tried it yet because apparently there could be some like controller issues but um it's like a city builder survival thing

and I really liked this war of mine that's right yeah sorry I'm just looking at images of it the same same developer this war of mine rocks but it

it was more you like control a character you control a set of characters and then every night you have to like go and scavenge as one of them and the like stealth mechanics were kind of like I remember watching you play, yeah.

Yeah, you didn't really know what, like, if you got into, like, you had to fight someone. It was like tense, high consequence. Yeah, but I just found that I, I didn't know what the result of me taking an action would be. Right. Whereas Frostpunk kind of has the same mechanics, but they take out all of the moment-to-moment jankery

of any of that. then it's it's way more focused on choices you make um you've got to be like a like a certified city planner okay if you want to survive the game a lego land land lego leon lego leon lego leon yeah a lego land land land um um i feel like i need to like watch a youtube video or something i'd say going blind you will really you will definitely die but once you've done like one or two attempts

then watch a couple like YouTube I feel like yeah because that's what I did but it's really awesome to see like what can happen and the consequences of actions you make if if someone tells me

there's a game that's less than like a cup of coffee somewhere than I don't mind picking that up even if I did never get around to play in it yeah and I can't remember if I got all the DLC or not um but it's like eight quid to get it with all the DLC I'm still I'm very close to finishing the like story I think which once you get like a hang of the game and you know

what to do like you can make tactical saves when you're doing well is it yeah not too long no not at all um but there seems to be a lot of like replay value with difficulties and different scenarios it's just an awesome game and i'm pretty sure it's only their second game these devs i don't know if they did anything before this war of mine um but from what i've played of them they're two for two you know yeah and you just can't stop once you start this yeah awesome stuff and really cool art design. Yeah, looking at these pictures, it is interesting, like, aesthetic they're going for.

Yeah, I'd recommend it to every... Yeah, remind me after, and I make sure I'd buy that. It's only like eight gigs as or... Yeah. Um, if that's all you have, um... Two things. First, I want to shout out, I watched the new

ape movie. Oh, yeah. Kingdom of the new... Kingdom of monkey. Yeah. Was that right? Was it? It was better than I thought it was going to be, to be honest.

But also, like, never good enough to, like, really, like, recommend 21, you know? Just like... If you're just craving ape. Yeah. I got to admit I am orangutan biased. So I'm going to like it more or less, depending on that. Are there any guerrillas? Yeah.

There are. One of the major antagonists is a gorilla. Why they've got to do guerrillas like that? Um, because it makes him quite scary villain. Yeah, true. Guerrillas are kind of scary. Like for a chimp to fight, you know, that's pretty, pretty mega. Quite a good action scene.

I mean, everyone's there. Everyone knows, like, why. The chimp on-himp action. It's just, people just want to see apes. They just want to see them. Like, it doesn't matter. They want to see big apes. They want to see small apes.

They just want to see. CG apes and it's one of the few times I'm there with people you know like the big CG animal bullshit like the Megs and whatnot yeah there's some humor to it but it never actually is like good it's never good

Meg 1 is good no if I can play the Meg 1 the experience in the cinema that time was good but like you sit down by yourself and like put on the Meg like I'll do it yeah

Meg 2 is dick Oh it's awful yeah I hate that movie Meg 1 there 4 out of 5 Yeah What was I talking about Ape on ape action

Ape on ape action Kingdom of it I hate the names The names are so annoying Of all of them Um Just this is the fourth I guess in this new batch

Yeah But the first three were Batman right Two of them I think were him. I don't know if the first one was him. Oh, really? The James Franco one. I don't think that was him. It could have been. I don't, I don't fucking know. I really, I've, I liked

those. I remember digging them, but like, when was the last time you saw any of them? Yeah, good. They were fun, though, like. Well, they're like effects vehicles and it's, it's one of the few times it's like, it's like a payoff, it feels like.

You know, when you're putting, like, creepy human faces on certain animals and like just playing in this field it's too much it's too disturbing um but chimps they're so close to humans anyway so you can just one to one like put a performance on yeah especially if you choose actors they're they're kind of apish or there's there's the bad the bad guy in the second one I think oh that got that British actor yeah the dude looks like I get a monkey hmm I hear you do you know what I mean that's so yeah that's probably the

best character from any of these movies yeah that the second one in particular I remember being that's a memory there's a really good scene in that one where he's like pretending to be a dumb chimp that I remember being good yeah that's a cool scene yeah no that is very cool I'm just a silly monkey yeah yeah monkey with the gut it had this kind of cool idea in this new one where it's like hundreds of years after the you know the Caesar trilogy or whatever um it's how long it's like hundreds of years after oh okay um so it's like completely switched so the humans how the virus makes them dumb and they can't talk and the chimps can like speak kind of now they can speak in um by the

third one but like more sophisticated than that I guess um are there any like coda apes coding apes oh right no but that's kind of what I'm going now the the villain of the movie is like he's like a Caesar kind of cult where it's like so detached he's like romanticizing Caesar but interpreting it as like a Roman like warlord type thing a conqueror a conqueror instead of yeah that's a cool idea not really utilized in it

they gotta have a gorilla like jumping around or whatever in an action scene where like a gorilla is like hanging off a horse or whatever you know what I'm saying Guerrilla get on a horse They're pretty happy, right? Yeah, that's kind of what I'm making fun of It's like there's ow, Billy dude

Billy dude Oh man Get him She's sorry Billy's stabbing my knee Real bad in a way where I can't talk through it Yeah Yeah

I fucking out Billy Wait wait I'll just hold her like this um yeah guerrillas what was i saying guerrillas on horses that's right yeah there's like an action scene with the main characters like on a horse and to keep the action going like a gorilla like jumps on the side of the horse and the horse is like still running and it's like what okay um it was fine it was watchable

I'm come I yeah I mean I'm not late CG ape especially rangatangang I'm gonna be there the best character is in a rangatang turn should have been in it more um but more importantly the the main thing i discovered kind of like by accident i was just in one of those like i wanted to watch something but i couldn't i just couldn't everything was pissing me off even shit i love i was like putting on and like was just getting pissed off so i went on disney plus and like it's like i was seeking out somebody to get pissed off by And what caught my eye, except this weird, like, American, like, border show. Oh, shit.

It was, like, an airport show, you know, one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. L-A-X border police. Like, none of these type shows. And it was, like, I watched a couple episodes, and it was the most pedantic, like, I was, like, shouting at it because it was so frustrating and annoying to me. Like, the opportunity costs, the waste of resources. to like the shit they're like that's why they exist yeah yeah but like i noted down like one or two

at the yeah like the whole focus of the episode was like we're real serious about like people smuggling drugs smuggling drugs and there's like all these case studies they're going through of like people sneaking drugs in and then they reveal at a certain point like it's lax and cocella is is on at the same time so basically the whole like episode is dedicated to them just like pulling out random like 20 year olds going through their bags and there's obviously drugs in there There was one really bad one

Where it was like This dude He was like some French dude It made me feel bad for a French dude That's how unfair it was It was like Oh Yeah

They're already really strict on the American border Like more so than A lot of other places I don't know if people from outside America know quite how hardcore the like American border is especially like in Europe it's like way different it's not the same vibe like you go to Greece you go to France you go to Spain they don't give a they like really do not give a fuck they're like we'll barely even look you in the eye whereas like in America they're like asking for your full life story

and what they do to this this guy on this episode they're like really trying to get him on something right because he's French because he's French and they don't trust his ass, I guess. They're suspecting him of something. So they take his phone off him. They go... I don't know. But they go through his messages until they find him mentioning some kind of drug use. And he mentions doing some kind of party drug in a message. And then they're like, well, there's proof that they're probably going to do drugs in America and that's illegal. So we sent him on the first flight back to France.

man that's horrible yeah and it's like recording like the earnest reactions to it and they're just like you just like

ruined like my week like what for no reason yeah for what for what yeah that was one of

why I bet he's thinking why the fuck did I not text in French yeah dude that would say me

a week yeah and there was another one where it was like yeah this this 20 year old from sweden she was here a month ago hmm don't know about this one this is really risky that's pretty suss this is incredibly risky and then they're like

they sit down and like interrogate her ass it's like who bought your plane ticket she's like my boyfriend oh is he American is he and it's like all this shit and it's like that's one of the like it's like story C of ABC and D and by the end it's like

oh it turned out it was nothing and we just let her go we let her off with a warning this time didn't send her back to warning for what and like the way it's like edited and framed is like yeah

you know yeah yeah we got another one of those bastards yeah they did that they call it copaganda hmm but it just seemed like it's fucking L.A while Coachella is on

Yeah You got way more to worry about Like outside of the airport Than what's coming in And there is this like Chimpish elation That you can see In the like

Border officers like Face when they're like They're down to that call And they're like Am I gonna send this Frenchman back You damn well No I'm going to You know I am

If this is an option Yeah I get that little That Russia power well it's the law just protocol fuck you you fucking

hey I don't want to be the bad guy yeah I have my hands at that yeah fuck you dude no you love it yeah

just you might just play with your nips like that man max you might as well be doing it it's like that level I brew he probably does like watching the plane take off

as he goes to the computer to like book the seat and that return flight to bronze fuck that man I say and border control just let them all loose yeah just let everyone lose people just go where they belong

where would everyone congregate I don't know somewhere nice I feel like if that happened like just for the space of a week the population here would plummet everyone just goes yeah

immediately somewhere else yeah it's just like anywhere else in Europe mm you know that's a good quote yeah like where would people swarm

if like every country at the same time is like you know what everyone is raising our borders at the exact same moment one week only make your choice it's like the purge like

one day of no borders it'll be fucking pandemonian I mean where would you go we don't really have much choice being like an island a bit more fun in America you know you've got options sneak into Canada

sneak into Mexico we wouldn't need to sneak that's like that whole point what are we talking about Purge Day or on the Not Purge Day. On Purge Day? Like, where would you go?

On Border Day. No, I'm going to call it Purge Weeked because that's a silly amount. One day is too short. Yeah. Border year. Don't get too attached. The borders will be returning. I feel like it could work.

You know? A week or a year. Bored a week. not a year you know because you could do like a house swap thing you know country swap we say we have an agreement with like another country and it's like well it's that time of the year where we got a swap it's like New Zealand like six months of the year it's like we just swap their shit up yeah from ruin everything that's basically what England has it already done mm-hmm um

I reckon I would go to Iceland Yeah and they would take over the UK They would swarm the UK and Yeah I'd um Because we're on On border free week You become an instant citizen of where you move to

Oh right So you don't get changed things So you go That's how I'm seeing it so that's what I mean like the entirety of this country would just like we would take our country all our politicians

everything just go to like a nice warm place you know it's like the ultimate gentification do you displace who is there no they're still there or they're gone somewhere else but like at the end of border week you can just overthrow them ah

as long as you're powerful enough yeah oh right so that's just it's adding like another layer of layer of complexity, Ritzley. All these governments will be preparing

for this one week. Yeah. Get your your placements ready. The tricky bit is Purge week is the week after. So you're allowed to move there

but you're not allowed to kill anyone yet. Right. So you've got to move then kill. That could solve a few things. We'll just make things like just a thousand times worse. 100 million times worse.

Don't knock it until you try it. Well, government, world leaders. Come on, Kea. The people have spoken. Just test drive it with just the UK. You know? What's that? Yeah.

Give the UK North Korea for six months and just see what we can do. Then you can have it back. You know, by the way we start doing that, like leasing out like oh go on France you just run the UK for six months see what you do and we'll try your dumb

stupid shit over there you know we'll just swap for six months we'll do our shit you do yours in just different places we'll bring everything and it'll be exactly the same as where from where from but geographically it'll be somewhere else yeah do you think

I feel like instantly French politicians would go full like fascist on us because they'd be like the people aren't revolting here they don't do anything we can do whatever we want let's fuck them over

so they'd thrive meanwhile like the UK politicians they'd just be overrun murdered fucking guillotine back yeah with the pussy population the old

P-P, but do you see bloody, you know, them in the Euro's finals? I don't think so. Well, yeah, exactly. And that's what matters. Thank Christ. Come on, England. Oh, bull's coming home. He's coming home.

He's coming home. After these messages. Yeah. Guess what we got in store for you today, lads. Join me of your t-shirts. Check the description below. I saw a clip of Kaisanat recently. Yeah.

Where I was a little bit like, you gotta be doing this? Maybe this thing where they have like two people blindfolded and it's like one dude talking to a girl. Mm. Um... And it just kind of looked homophobic in the end and transphobic.

Uh-huh. And it was like, still doing this? Yeah. You know? So I keep getting those videos recommended of, um, that dude. It's just in that random corner shop. It was like, enjoy your day, boo-boo.

Yeah, that guy fucking rock. I love that. Like the reactions there he gets. Yeah. They want to kill him. Yeah. Like, genuinely wanted to murder him. Yeah.

When, can you imagine? Can you imagine just. sniffing to the shop over there and he's like see you later booboo it'll be like yeah you double sake of yeah excuse me

how would you not immediately like break a smart uh no it's a challenge to your masculinity yeah it's fucked it's just like for that to like

bring your whole day to a halt and like genuinely like wait he he actually thinks I'm his boo-boobie I need to Knit this in the bud Right Let me just prove to everyone How not gay I am

As much as I may want to be a booby I need to assert that I'm not booboo Yeah Because for like a brief second They were like loved hearing that Yeah Like genuinely they're like Oh

Some sort of perfection Yeah Yeah you're right I am a boobo No Get away from me I'm no booboo I don't leave me

The pink lighter one of you Yeah that's so crazy to me like just emotionally charging things that are just like you're getting this upset over a color yeah you know I've had the guy

um I've asked for a lighter from the garage yeah and he's like randomly grabbed one put it down and it was a pink one and then he was like oh is pink okay no it might turn me gay take it back

what you thought a pink lighter would be okay yeah you should have like fronted up yeah I'm not your boo-boo I didn't say that I just like did you want the lighters There's one where he says baby girl right? It's something like that.

It's just it's something like so harmless you'd have to be you have to have a chip on your shoulder to be upset by it. My favorite one is the guy that gets like kind of aggressive

but you can see the smirk and then he breaks and he's just like whatever that's more respectable because, you know, out of the shock, maybe you'd be like, wait, what? It's just, you're just not expecting it. Yeah.

Maybe I'd understand that reaction. Yeah, and it's more like a confusion. Yeah. And then once it's processed, it's like, this guy's playing. It's funny as hell of it. People socialize to do and think some real weird things, man. Yeah. And that's why Free World doesn't exist.

Final thoughts on free will Are you booboo? The booboo analysis And this is why the booboo analysis Has dictated Free will That's just made me think of the fucking army guy Army guy

Do you remember the one about Yogi Bear and BB? Boobo shot him in the head Oh yeah Those weird like military chance that are on Spotify Yeah They're fucking fire It's you that found those right

Yeah When they're used some like YouTube shorts Stinfo Now the fat ones on the run Now the fat one's on the run Because the little one Because the little one's got a gun Oh I've got a gun

Yogi bear is dead Booboo shardin booboo shard him in the head It's so fucking weird And it's weird Everyone in the comments was like Man his cadence is so fire

Mmm So yeah It's marching music This voice is amazing It's like Maybe But listen to what you're saying I don't know

I'm not of the culture Um Boo boo boo's basket Full of sandwiches A little bit distracting, yeah But like he started being funny with it But with the same cadence So like I couldn't put my finger on what he was

It's almost like that type of music The lyrics don't matter It's more just the rhythm Duna no Yeah But he looks He looked like an actual military guy Well by the sounds of it he is

Yeah so I'm assuming you picked that up from somewhere. Yeah, well, you know, like the military men, they got all sorts of crazy songs they'd be singing and rhymes, they'd be rhyming. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Anyway. Anyway, I guess this is the question segment. Second half of the show, we head over to that suggestion thread over on... R-slash... R-slash-R-slash. It's about A-R.

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With an E. And ironically, this, this first... isn't even from R slash. This is from R slash YouTube comment. I like it. From Gebby. Interestingly, Alex mentioned how weird it felt going back to Red Day Reddardt Redemption 1. I messaged the patron chat yesterday asking which one to play first out of fear of being spoiled by the mechanics in two, even though it is a prequel.

I've had every major plot point and twist that I know of spoiled from both one and two. Do you guys still think the games are worth playing? It seems more about the journey than the destination from what I've heard about the game, but I still feel like. like my experience won't be as excited if I know what's coming. I knew everything that happened in Red Dead One before playing it. Did you? Yeah. Okay.

I had someone at school spoil the ending for me. Yeah. I'm just, I don't know. The older I'm getting, the less I'm caring about spoilers. Just like that act of reading a thing and, yeah, that sucks. but like the the way it's presented to you the way the packaging of it as they said the journey of it is often way more important than just this thing happened because like reading a blurb on like wikipedia summarizing a movie compared to watching it it's like it's a different thing um even if it is a summary yeah and i had red dead two spoil for me via a youtube video um i won't go into the nisty grishies of how and i mean I mean, is there any point even, like, every YouTube short that contains Red Dead has the ending. You know?

So. And it's not like, I don't know, it's not like a twist. It's not a twist. Reveal, particularly. No, there's a point. Everything's kind of pointing to it. The thing is, like, because everyone, everyone who cared about Red Dead 2, like, big time, knew what was going to happen. Yeah, for it to make sense and all this.

Yeah. So, what they... For the sake of this, this listener, I don't even want to say it. I just want to say, but, like, still play it. Yeah, 100%. I'll say, with these examples, don't even worry about it. Yeah, and there's so much more to the game than the main story. Mm.

Like, it's those... Just go through it slow, absorb everything. Like, I was just playing... um recently and i stumble upon this house i've never found before um and there's like a dead person out front and i i loot them and get a letter and read the letter and i'm like what the hell does this mean then i go in the house and like loot some more stuff and it's this whole other little story there's so much shit like that that's like wow yeah and then like you ride off on your horse and the horse trips over a rock and you roll down the hill and you laugh yeah and you laugh

and then like an elk bucks you over or something is like it's all the moments like that like yeah it's not like the last of us where

if you're not invested in the story there's yeah that's a good comparison because like everything when the last was two was coming out and all that stuff leaked and whatnot

and it's like full cut scenes um I guess yeah the nature of just how much linear more linear and it's offering less I guess broadly

And there's whole sections in The Last of Us and stuff where it's like Now you're going to walk around For a long ass time Killing replay value Like Red Dead 2 isn't the first place game by any means But like It just doesn't feel that

Grating to me Yeah Like those moments doing the Last of Us Because you know like once that bit ends You got a whole open world and you can do whatever the fuck you want Mm-hmm. So you make your own pace. Butterbee Monty 3 says,

Hello, I come with an urgent question for Alex. So I noticed in some of the older IHE videos that Alex sometimes puts on a weird fascination slash adoration of birds. This isn't a one-time gag either. There are several IHE videos where Alex says he loves birds more than humans. Like in the amazing bulk video and the laser blast video. My question is, what is your opinion on birds? Deport Ledwick replied to that saying

Alex is scared of birds because they make him think of dinosaurs And they're correct Yeah that's what it all stems from That's what it all stems from is a fear thing Birds are more scared of you than you are of them No unless it's chickens Unless it's chickens or a million other birds Have you seen these scary birds their beaks point like 45 degrees down

Oh the horned shoe bill yeah yeah like big duck it looks like something from like yeah like a Miyazaki movie yeah they're freaky yeah they're dinosaurs they're straight up dinosaurs and they make like the scariest sound where they're yeah yeah yeah I've been trying to warn everyone I've been trying are they aggressive though I don't think so no we're good I think they're past the terror bird thing well it's the old castle where it walks in right now yeah I'll take that over one of the, you know, 10 footers or whatever.

What, an ostrich? No, like an actual terabird. A terabird? Yeah. As in like a teradactyl? Um, no, I mean the ones that were like, around the same time when saber tooths were around type thing. Oh. That's the scariest point to me.

When birds were in that... We're humans around then. forms of humans like Denise Evans yeah them and Neanderthals yeah probably I don't care about human

I don't care about ape I just care about bird clearly you just like talked for like 20 minutes about how much you care about ape Everyone cares about ape They want to see them Well yeah but you can't say they don't care about ape Not history of ape but we want to see ape fight Hmm

What about like half ape half human fight Hmm Half Half ape versus bird Yeah that's what I'm saying Or you're talking about a half ape half bird hybrid What if what if birds, big birds That half ape half humans for

trickle down dragons What do you mean half ape half human Like between like full on monkey and man You know the missing thing I thought. You know the like image of the like war, the, the, the, all fours, ape? Yeah.

The midpoint. Getting taller and taller until it's a swaggering gentleman. Hmm. What was the question? I'm saying, what if the big birds? What if the terror birds? No, I'm picturing like, imagine like a human face, but it's like cut down the middle.

And half of it is. Do you know that freaky, um, head transplant? they did. I think it was to a monkey. No. They took our monkey's head off. Who's they?

These people, they were just like, let's see if we can do this. This was a little while ago. And they took this monkey's head off. I don't know why this isn't more widespread knowledge. They took our monkey's head off, put it on a different monkey's body, meticulously. Like same breed.

yeah and then connected everything up apart from the spinal cord because like you can't connect like fucking wolfenstein yeah and and the monkey woke up and it could see and then it died how do they know it could see because it was looking around like what the fuck is going on I died how horrific is that you know we have reached evil alien point. When did this happen? I don't know, but it did fucking happen. No, but like, roughly when?

I don't know. Like World War II, this sounds like. Like, something that will be going on. No, I think it was more modern than that. Because they wouldn't have the tech. Bro, they were doing some wild shit. They were scientists. But that, that happened and it's fucked.

It's in a Jacob Galler video, but I can't remember which one. I think it's in a Jacob Gallo video. He's a good YouTuber. But yeah, it's really messed up. So, theoretically, you could sort of do that with human? Well, kind of. But, like, it's that question of, like, body are you?

You know? The ship of thesis. Do you remember, I want to say, is it a Futurama thing where someone gets put on, like, the body of a dog or something? Oh, um, Mars needs moms. Is that? You know, I'm Mars Attacks at Tim Burtonman. Yeah.

Yeah. I hate that film. God, that film makes me feel fucking weird. It makes me feel sick. Yeah. They're like sexy alien bit. It's always really fucking freak me up. She's like, looks like sliding and there's all this.

Yeah. It's almost cool. It's terrifying there. It's like this weird Americana, like it's trying to be like a parody, but it's like not quite working. Tom Jones is like it's quite a weird film. Yeah, I don't like it. It gives me nightmares. But yeah, they switched monkey head

and it worked for a brief moment. I don't like that I now know that. Well, yeah, I don't like knowing it. There's something like, I don't know, if it was, if it wasn't a mammal, it's just something about the mammal thing. If it was a bird.

If it was a bird or an insect, whatever, you know, like just goes fuck off if it's a mammal it's too much you know when you find out they're like

supposedly you can find like kneecaps in a whale what they're like leftovers of like kneecaps

why what do you mean like human kneecaps not a human kneeca oh right you mean

in their bones like whales used to be humans I thought you meant like in their tummy They found human kneecaps in

In Wales I thought that's what you were saying I thought they were like I wish that was your We just found a beached whale And it was full of kneecaps Like its tummy was full of human kneecaps I thought that's what you were saying

But you mean like The The bones Yeah Where they They came out the water and they were like nah

then they went back in this is too not scary yeah I want things to do more horrifying and scary let's go back and but we're gonna hold on to these kneecaps don't you think of fish though

you take a fish out of the ocean and it sees like trees and shit and it's like what do you fuck what I'm looking at yeah alien is hell to it but they're not a mammal yeah I mean they ain't thinking that

but they might be I think male males Whales might. Speaking of freaky mammals that live in the water, did you know that hippos fly? Yeah, I saw

I was watching a documentary at David Attenborough the other day and there was a shot where this hippo like just flies. Yeah, it's like a thin riverbed and it's just like a train. Yeah. And I was like, wait,

he didn't moving his legs. How do they do that? Everyone's talking about how hippos fly. They have this They've just evolved this perfect way All they need to do is like Just tap the bottom of the like water The tiniest amount

They just get flying And they're just this huge tank thing Yeah Man They're like the most dangerous mammal as well Yeah You've seen that video of like There's a hippo that just like attacks a lion

And the lion's like Fuck no Yeah Yeah King of the jungle my ass No hippos are Gloria would be king. They don't really jungle though

are they? I don't think lions are not jungle. True. King of the swamp. King of the bayou. King of the Everglades, yeah. Do they have hippos in the Everglades? They will eventually. I guarantee it.

I thought that the Everglades is more of like a What are than like nice hippos? You know, the one? Bougars? Boogers. Buggers? Buggers. What are they called? Manities?

Manities, yeah. They're not whales. No, they're not... What are we talking about hippos? They're not hippos. I've never said they were. I said they're mammals. Did you say, I heard a hippo.

A type of hippo? Yeah, you were like, what's the nice hippo? Yeah, there's logic there, isn't there? They fly. No, but they don't fly. They swim. They've got tails. Of course they're fucking males.

They're not fit. Whales have fish tails but they're mammals. Keep it straight. Seals have fish tails and they're dogs. Bats have wings but they're not birds. Manities have flippers. And a fish tail, right? We've got to stop saying fish tail because they're different.

they got kneecaps and no they don't have fish tails because that's like a completely different unit or what do you mean unit like a dolphin flopper flapper thing at the end is not like a rudder on a fish

fish tails are vertical yeah yeah I can agree with that yeah it's quite a important distinction I feel like like a whale with a fish tail

that's horrible that would be really frowning I wish whales had to fly like if just a tiny look like feet it's like one

kneecap like a slug like a slug under water yeah yeah perfectly evolved kneecap yeah

I mean Hippos got it figured out I don't know why you brought manatees up That was a moot point Yeah I hope that answers you a question Anyway what the fuck was the question I don't know

Um Review Tech Hentai says Bear Bear Bear Jar boys What Eldon Ring bosses slash enemies Would take the worst shits I'm thinking the most horrifying

gut-wrenching, ill-smelling disgusting and even maybe traumatizing shits You know Miyazaki likes his dark fantasy and grotesque monsters. So, you know, the bosses must take some mad dumps. Here's my take.

Omen would take the most vile shits in the game, being sewer-dwelling ogre types. The kind of shits that it is both... I'm not even going to read. It's too descriptive. Other bosses that could be potentially top contenders for the worst shitter at...

Why are you putting this much detail? Um, uh, radarn millennia giants The fat godskin apostle And the mad pumpkin heads Thoughts I feel like the

I hadn't considered the godskin Apossils those four skin looking motherfuckers Um They'd do some stinky shits I don't know They don't they don't They do try shit Yeah

Like desecrated shit No I feel like the nastiest shit would be um godrick wait is that the we describe what i gotta go of like what they look like the limbs guy he's got like a hundred from his voice

you know yeah you know somebody talks like that there's stinky ones my mind goes straight to that weird bug thing which bug it looks like a

it's got like a giant skull head with like pincers around the skull and it's like a giant I feel like that thing does like bird piss shit it does a piss shit like goo that can like send you

to a different timeline yeah I could see that it's like weirdly nice as it is bad you know it lures you in uh huh yeah and you get transported to hell

um there's so many fucking bosses. I think the you know the first boss in Dark Souls won that thing

Yeah that's where my head went to because he's Is that Is that the I mean there's been so many

bosses over these games that there is a boss that throws poo at you like literally Yeah big monkey Yeah His His dokey

Look kind of fresh, though He's eating monkey meals Then again, he's got a big parasitic fucking Parasites does complicate What are those things called? Centipede Centipede, yeah Don't get it confused

With a much more gentile millipede I like millipedes, they're funny They're cool I'd have a millipede on my own No centipede there Uh-uh Yeah, they freak me out And they're big ass

Gis war three No No Yeah Is it against three? Yeah I feel it was only in judgment Mm-mm-mm

That's actually One Gears game That you can just never play That shit stinks Judgment Yeah I hated that game Um Let's do this one from Funk Gunk

The 90s is the same distance From today As the 60s were to the 90s Currently 2010's style Is considered retro And his game popularity. Do you boys think the perception of time has changed? Are things

getting older faster? How long until you think 2024 becomes retro? Is there like a technical amount of time before something becomes retro? Yeah, I thought so. That seems too seen 2010. 10 years, 14 years. I guess. I'm seeing like starter pack memes of like, yeah, the if you're born in 2002 then you've got the Minecraft backpack and the uh

jetpack joy ride I don't fucking know well I guess like when I was 15 1415 I would have looked back like the way my dad was dressing

when I was a baby and been like that looks retro true you know yeah it's the same amount of time maybe yeah

maybe 10 years is the kind of a good like chunk where like fair amount of stuff has changed yeah and I think for it's more for the new humans you know the newies on the scene

the especially the people like I remember not giving a shit about how I dressed and stuff until I was in secondary school like mid-secondary school

and then you want to be fashionable so they're looking at the fashion trons but I don't think 2010's cool I don't think it will be for another like 10 years when people have that more when they weren't there for it as well it's much cooler when you weren't there for it

yeah exactly but there was a time where I looked back at my dad's clothes and stuff from old photos and thought man he looked like a fucking dick and now I look back and I'm like, that's a fire outfit, you know? Yeah, that can very wildly look, though.

You do see some pictures. The 80s or 90s are not necessarily my father, our father, but just of random people and be like, Will Smith. Well, no, because a lot of his outfits were fire. Some of them were duchy fresh, though. Got an example? Man in black

His outfits are really good in that movie I rewatched it semi-recently I'm just hating because he slapped Chris Rock True No surrender What did I say that Were you saying that to Chris I just felt like

You're like two years too late Yeah And surrender Who was even saying that dude Like, was I That's fine You're just saying that like As Will Smith

Like Yeah Never back That was his thought process Like right before Dude Dude Okay

I'm gonna choose One more then Because I feel like That's it A sign Um Um Ooh

Okay Let's end on this one From A123 Reddit 321 Have y'all seen the Nigel Farage Big Chungas cameos If not please search up Nigel Farage Big Chungas on YouTube So I I showed you one of these before Um we started

And I'm not going to play it on because I don't want to like This advertisement is free advertisement for this fucking monster It's too, yeah, I think we mentioned before, like, how particularly, just the, the right is too good at meming, you know? Yeah. It's the Trump problem. Farage does a similar thing where it's like using memes and humor to, because it's so shareable. Yeah. Oh, funny British man being all silly in saying Sigma and Fortnite.

Yeah, it, it, it gives the illusion that they're like not taking themselves. too seriously. Yeah. And even if they're not. It's that and it's like oh, they're like us. Yeah, they're a human. He's not a human. Yeah.

He is not a fucking human. He's he knows how to deliver a skibbitty toilet there. That's the thing is that like you watch it and you basically have to laugh. You have to. Yeah. It's impossible.

But that's because the bullshit these people are writing. Yeah. That's like the level of, that's what it is. It's like the disconnect from myself, just look at the absurdity of all this and be like, be fucking serious.

Our future prime minister is doing this. Yeah, and you paid him money for this. Yeah, you're funding reform. Yeah. Yeah, and on top, you're paying him and then sharing it as free advertising for him. Yeah. It literally only helps him. Yeah.

But I heard a scary thing on like BBC News or something that like more and more young people are leaning further right. Mm-hmm. Especially dudes. Yeah, and it's like, really dudes? Uh-huh. don't underestimate the power of apathy man people just go crazy but why

the majority of people aren't well all it takes is for one YouTube short yeah the wrong YouTube short yeah

wait wait really yeah and I do think humor is like a dangerous part of that. Yeah. That's what sucks because like

Trump is objectively hilarious. He is. Yeah. It's, it sucks that it's the truth, but it is true. Yeah. It's too, it's too O.P. It's way too OPE.

Like people value it like so much higher than any other skill. To be fair though, if you were going to have a pint with any of them. Well, when you put it like that? Bloody, bloody hell. Jesus fucking true. There's only one way to combat it.

Be even funnier than them. We need Keir to meet up with... I don't know, we don't have any funny comedians like. But Russell Brand. No, he joined the other ones. Ricky Gervais. No, he's full on team. Baragay.

Who's left? Exactly. Jimmy Car. I went on a Jimmy Car stand-up. When I was looking for something, when I was in that pissed-off mood, that was one of... He's the, like, lanky.

Oh! Yeah. Yeah. I went on one of his ones for like five minutes and was like, You're doing this as well now. He's like, you're all too woke. And he's like, for the first 10 minutes, he's just like,

you're never going to hear something this at you again. Cancel me, I dare you. It's like, what the, all these comedians doing the exact same act. Well, yeah, and it's like, but you keep saying it and getting more. Yeah, it's like, what do you mean? You've been doing this for like 30 years. Longer. What's changed?

Like, you keep telling people that they can't, like, be upset. They can't disagree with you. Who's controlling who? Because no one's stopping you. If they don't want to listen to your shit, then they don't have to. Yeah. Yeah, watch how I can't say this for the next 90 minutes. I was like, what?

What's your point? Yeah, so he's slowly joining. who the fuck is actually left I haven't engaged with any British comedy for a long Yeah I think I Only 2000s it was awesome Yeah, the panel shows and whatnot

Yeah yeah I think it was the death of Well the internet just just ruined it Yeah the internet did ruin it But um I mocked the week and stuff like that And QR The live one

Oh yeah that one's awesome But the Scottish guy passed away Oh really Is he Scottish? You might be getting confused The Welsh dude The funny one with the glasses

He wasn't Scottish I was confusing him with The way looks like Greg Miller No I don't know He was one of You know it was peep show guy Like all of the names

Have just gone from my head Yeah Peep show guy and the other guy With the glasses they were on the teams always against each other well now I'm getting scared the guy with the glasses died so there's none left

they're all gone yeah I think the I think British comedy died with him mm we still got natural yeah but he doesn't seem to do anything hmm he writes history books

really yeah Is he just He is Mark He's method acting Mark For the rest of his life I'd forgotten how funny he is though He is he is very funny

I think it was a montage of like 8 out of 10 cats Like just his appearances on them That like they'd put on his YouTube channel He's super funny man Yeah It's like you did this whole bit where he like Brought this like cheese fondue

Like kit To like This recording I was making cheese He must be like the most Unique comedian Because he's so Unassuming and like

It's so it's so British as well though Because he's so awkward Yeah He's like so uncomfortable He like never looks comfortable He looks really uncomfortable He looks really uncomfortable all the time

And it Yeah Yeah That encapsulates being British Yeah Yeah, we can't rely on him to train Kea in the comedy He's done enough, you know You got to look past the to

Like that's the problem, it's like passing the torch Like all these people are like 50 plus years old Like Yeah There's what like Russell Howard, he's pretty young It's like James A Castor And I suppose yeah, he's like older than me I'm fucking 30

I guess what, it's just like KSI Yeah I don't know if KSI has ever Like told a joke Yeah You've seen him open those FIFA packs I've seen him watch Other people's jokes and laugh

I've seen him try not to laugh challenge Yeah Yeah I don't actually know how KSI is as famous as you years. Because of his love. He's got an awesome

He does have an awesome It's the most infectious laugh Yeah It brings me The least funny thing ever

And it's like Yeah It often is the least funny thing Yeah I watched a I watched a One on YouTube

Where he's just watching a family guy clip Where Peter calls He tries to Prank call someone And says

Is your refrigerator running And then they say Yeah is your door unlocked and then a fridge runs through the door and starts just beating the shit out of him and KSI is like cry life

for like 30 seconds straight See that's a hilarious Just that description is getting me going My point is That clip would have done nothing for me If it wasn't for the circle with KSI I'd be laughing Yeah

So then you knew when to last You knew when the funny bit was happening. Yeah. Maybe we should train Kea with the... Put the Kia in KSI. The KSI is Kea Starm... The KS! Kea Stama...

Intelligence. yeah Keir ain't got the funny although he could do the the tool maker thing a bit more really run that for what it's worth I guess yeah

I feel like Keir it's impossible for him to be funny it's literally impossible like he's not capable of it like he's using all the bandwidth he has to do other things like there's no rim to do other things

Like, have... Like, breathe, like, blink. There's no room. You can't remember all of these, like, laws or whatever, and be funny. It's impossible. Right, yeah. You gotta pick your battles. Yeah.

Was he funny while doing it? I fucking doubt that. I highly doubt that. I just can't imagine these. these people behind closed doors and it's probably like David Mitchell awkward as fuck yeah

do you think Rishi during all of this ever sat on the edge of his bed before going to sleep and just went fuck I think that's most like

political conversations like Once the group separates, everyone goes to the rest of spaces, geez. Oh, my God. Fuck. This can't be happening. Oh, the classic. What have I done? What have I done?

Go full Anakin on them. What am I done? That's too much responsibility and guilt for a politician to say. Maybe just a... Uh-oh. I don't know.