JAR Media Posdact - Normality Resmoshed - JARCast 331

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:47 Housekeeping 27:17 Subby Wubby 29:49 Smosh is Back! Yippee! 31:37 Why so Blue? 32:59 Back to Smosh 35:47 Mid Break 37:33 Question Segment: Horrific Gym Story 42:12 Co-worker/Boss from Hell Stories 56:06 Alex has Beef with a JARling 57:21 Forgiveness for Past Mistakes 1:07:12 Apple Vision Pro and Gooning 1:10:46 Cheap First Car Suggestions 1:16:05 A Nice Jarling Story for a Change

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentle. Everyone grab their goonsack and suck. This is actually really awkward. Hey, got us. Nice one, Siri. Hey, Siri, goonsack suck. Ooh, delicious Malbec from me. me.

I'm enjoying a nice gold label Merlo. What's you sucking down there over there, my boy? Italian red wine. I don't even know what it's there, doesn't it? Roso. What's it say? That's all Puglioso. No, it just, Rousseau is wed. It's just

red. It's a goonsack kind of summer, guys. Mm-mm-mm. And this is currently 11am on a Tuesday. Do you want to level up the goonsack? How do you level it?

We need, we really, it clothes line. Okay, so take your shoe off. I'm not wearing shoes. Okay, just take off a shoe, guess a shoe, pull the goonsack into the shoe, have a shooey. Is that a thing, a shooey? Yeah, it's an Australian thing, it's a chooey, a shooey. I love a shooy goon. A shooy goon.

Hooray! That is nice wine. I feel like mine is nice, but, um, I, I feel like mine is nice, but, um, okay, I, can't help but feel as though the sack kind of deteriorates from... You think it's a dutty receptacle? Well, I think straight from the sack. No, I disagree. The sack is fine.

In fact, I enjoy the sack. I think the sack is convenient. Isn't the sack... I'm no wine kind of sure. No, I know nothing about wine besides it comes from grapes. Isn't the sack like better for flavour? I'm not sure. I can't imagine it is

I think drinking directly from the sack would make it worse I know I think it makes it better because no wine is supposed to you're supposed to put it a little bit in the glass and swirl it aerate it yeah you're supposed to hyper decant it

yeah yeah like you open it leave it open for a while you know and then you pour it into a glass hyper decant then you swirl it then you sniff it and then you swirl it small then you'd sip it and then you swirl it then you sift,

and then mega decant, then... I do like wine. I do like cream decant. And what I will do is I will like sucky some of the sun. No, that's... Go on, feel the whole thing.

So have a pint it. It's bigger than a pint. It's like a pint and a half. You could probably fit most of the sack in that. A pint of wine. I love the sack. There's two bottles of wine. In a sack?

In a sack. Yeah. In a sack. As long as you're a wine fan, you know. No, this is the thing. But going to Italy or France, or even Argentina, or Argentina, any country that's, like, known for producing wine, I think if you go to those countries and you don't like wine,

don't go to the countries. Because I feel you're missing out on part of the big experience of those countries if you're not consuming the local wine. What if you're allergic? What if you're sober? Sorry. Well, that's the thing. I respect that. I respect that.

Not allergic people there. I'm sober. I was sober Like when Yeah exactly You want to like enjoy the local cuisine of a country And alcohol is a huge part of that It's like going to

Porch, go and drinking Port You know, this is one of the things Is that why it's called Port? Port Really? What is Port? Oh no Port well port It's like fortified wine

It's horrible Yeah, port is yeah like really It's what we have a cheese usually Oh one of those things The country's named that for ports As in like a harbour Like Portsmouth I've not tried port

But I know I have tried pork Because I've been to Porto But portie eye It's just really strong Really horrible Do you like mold wine No I have mold cider

I just don't like mold things really Well the thing is Like all these things are associated with like Christmas And it's like If it's something you only want Once a year That probably means it sucks Yeah

What eggnog? Exactly tried it we don't have it either yeah yeah I don't know it is really you're supposed to make it in a bathtub or something yeah you bathe in it and it gets all your natural juices in there yeah you get Gwyneth Paltrow to take a dip get that smeggwinneth Paltrow's eggnog is eggnog well um good afternoon morning evening or nightlies and jents and welcome to episode 3 3.1 of the jarcast I'm your host Alex joined by Jim and James for yes another week of fun and excitement and goonsack sucking

um yeah before we get too deep into the show let me shout out the jar media patrons i'm just saying it now that it's patrons i'm just saying patrons i'm so used to hearing james say wait have i been saying it wrong if you not know i feel you did it on purpose at this one this one i don't even know

if we make the audio versions of the show possible and get their names like producers jar producers the productioners the productioners sorry just because you produce this doesn't mean you think you can you have like the legal way to sway our creative

decisions but they do have the right to use our memes and sway our creative decisions yeah and sway our creative decisions and yeah they get the names read out in the first week of each month that first or second episode normally isn't that right guys read them out funny little silly names

got what else is going on before we hop in the housekeeping we got the shorts going crazy business the shorts are actually popping off i they are they're going i don't even watch the cast anymore i just watch the shorts that's the idea man um yeah check out the shorts check out the crazy we teased at last episode the how it should have ended video we recorded in 2019 i put together um put on the channel people seem to really be enjoying it as this weird little time capsule thing and it was quite surreal to actually put together because it was like mere months before the sea virus hit um so it was like yeah before things went to went to garbo pre-alcoholism yeah pre a lot of things um pre many addictions

yeah mm-hmm um uh give us a nice rating on spotify and itunes it helps us in their algorithm over there um yeah i think that's all of the that kind of stuff i want to go straight into housekeeping because it's a fatty or a boy is a big boy I can do that again I'm not juicyy big one yeah so in regards to the

Haish video Quacking buddy yeah haishi said well I wouldn't say it's entirely mean-spirited they do really lay into the channel like god damn they hate this guy but also how it should have ended

is and what and shitting on it is a big piece of jar history especially for veteran viewers um No, we don't hate him We'll just make fun of his bad videos, that's all Yeah

Hating someone's content or opinions Is very different Yeah, don't conflate Although there were some There were some jokes towards the end I did take out No jokes are harmless Yeah

But only we know about those Yeah, I don't even know That's the creative process You know, you just gotta throw out there Yeah Anyway, Jim's the one who said He killed someone What?

Yeah, yeah You got to watch it, bro. Yeah, I was ashamed. Last episode in the question segment, someone was asking about quintessential British media, right? And I knew I was kind of, I didn't, I didn't prepare or write a list beforehand. And I was, I kept reminiscing on it afterwards thinking, man, there's so many obvious things I didn't bring up, especially in the realm of music. Like, Wallace and grown with the wrong trousers. Well, that's the one thing we did actually bring up.

Yeah, I just want to bring up again because it's. Oh, yeah, yeah. Someone in the comment said, actually, they saw like a live orchestrated version of it. Oh. I would kill to see that. Yeah. I would kill. But yeah, Robert DeGiorno 8690 says,

I love that James's idea of quintessential English media was a video game series based entirely in America. That was like kind of a jokey. That kind of is an accurate British living experience, you know? We're just trying to be. Mini America. We are very Americanized. but I wanted to take an opportunity to list some of the things right in the realm of music right listen to this because this is crazy there's a lot of things I'm not like I'm kind of ashamed of being a Brit about but

some of the music output is not one of them man listen to this David Bowie Queen the Clash Pink Floyd Radiohead Led Zeppelin the Smith the cure the stone roses dire straits fleetwood Mac gorillas the Beatles the Beatles Kate Bush and seal seal's British my rose what that man is not British do you know what I just

one thing you've forgotten there is John Bass as a drama is really quintessentially British is that a British creation yeah a lot of the big John Bass producers of the 2000s moved to Manchester I want to say so drum bass is huge

I think Seal might be essential to that kind of scene held up let me play something from his early days what got him stuck at the beginning um oh damn

yeah I think his vibe was kind of something oh you've actually forgot the I would also say the Podergy oh yeah those are those a bit of but the Podergy is very very quintessentially British

the whole wave culture was like that podigy and everyone knows yeah we got some great music we've always done music well is his new world they British hmm yeah Yeah, yeah. These are just the ones that are, like, are my favourites, but there's so many.

It's Peshmerod. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, that's one thing I think Britain's always been particularly good for is the music scene. Yeah. It's sort of our cultural. It's the only, like, cultural thing we have. The only cultural leg we have to stand.

And we're standing. We're fucking standing on it. It's the two legs are music and beans. like that's our culture yeah and it's a bit cock-eyed because we've all lied on music for so long yeah yeah we need we need beans to be a stronger if we get another etcher and that leg's gonna go I was when I was looking up some of these bands to remind myself there was like a bunch of these like annoying lists you know and so many of them had like adele like number two like above people like david bowie yeah no david bowie's like number one to me yeah instantly yeah yeah

Like Adele is like objectively really good at vocals That's just really boring to me Yeah Yeah trash boring awful music Sorry Adele when you listen to this Ovendell Seeing as we're on this topic Says unspriced none of the boys

Mention the In Betweeners It's always the show I make non-natives watch If they want to integrate better into British culture I can't think of a single piece of media Where everyone in Britain has seen it more than the original three seasons of that show It's also incredibly representative of life in suburban Britain.

I think I'm the only one I've seen it. I don't. I've never seen it. It is really funny though. It is good. Yeah, I've heard it's really good, but I watched it. I think I was 17 when I watched it and that's the age of the characters. It was like, yeah, the perfect. I think it would still be funny now. I don't watch the movies, but the show's really

good. Surely the Italian job would be one as well in terms of film. The Mark Waubert one? The Dark No. Not the fucking Myelberg one. And guys, I've got to say, I'm pissed at you guys. I'm pissed you guys dropped the worst take

you've ever dropped on Jail last episode I dropped so many though you're gonna have to fucking spend it way Bal P's scale of 12 is on my side here James and Jamie are definitely in the minority for not liking MASH MASH is such a comfortable Oh fuck off

Shut up It wasn't insane for this I'm absolutely not People were not annoyed at what you were saying about this No this is the silent majority thing Most people put up with Mats Okay, this week alone, this week alone, I've had, this is like a big, I've had a baked potato.

I've eaten potatoes this week. Mash like on the inside, creamy, but you've got that outer skin makes the mash better. A potato is just good mash. Have a baked potato if you want mash. Big potato sucks as well, Lou. No, you guys are saying on your pesters? Sam Will 1999 said, mashed potato was amazing. If you add pesto to it also makes it all green, which,

looks cool but the taste my god awesome idea haven't considered doing that is a good idea because it makes something shites yeah just like putting um like curry powder fucking flakes you know just pro curry powder in bean's beans for the record that's actually a good fire yeah curry powder in those beans all that makes it good fire fire fire so good okay so let's us we yeah when we talk about food you can always like adapt or add things that makes it You can do that of anything. Even the shittest food can be made bella white. But if you gave like 10 people from every country just mash,

guarantee most of them we're going to think is shit. Default mash. You can't default it. You can't make it as boring as possible. You've got to make it pizzazz. No, that's what I say. No, stop. Wait, let me see.

Let me finish. Default pasta, significantly better. A really basic pasta dish, amazing. Enchaladas, fucking just throw some tortilla with some chicken with some sauce. a mate tasty Hazadeas anyone in the world going to that pub in Bromam

getting the sausage and mash the bangers and mash there they're going to be won over man it is incredible I your name dropping my area I'm serious man what's that pub called again

it's the Greyhound The Greyhound in Bormand Drive there and then you can meet me I would never and have never ordered that yeah I was kind of in your boat thinking I would never order that but I saw it and was like, I'm gonna take

a gamble every time I go there now that's what I get. I've had some good the thing is that place all of the food is great. Yeah, it's incredible. It's just a case of like what do I like more if I know that it's all gonna be good. These things are on the topic JXB2SX

says, listening to the POSD Act, I've realized the secret to all of Alex's recipes is garlic. That's kind of yeah, that kind of is the truth. Yeah, it's garlic and butter. That's kind of the two things that make everything yummy. Yeah, mine is garlic.

Chili. I put heat in everything. Yeah, I tend to as well. Because there's no point not doing it. It's like, this is the thing. It's even the most basic shit. Let's just say you've got home, you're exhausted. You're just going to throw the cheapest shit-est pizza in the oven.

Cover that in chili shit, instantly becomes better. Yeah, get some chili flakes on there, sprinkle maybe a little bit of chili oil. Yeah, just instantly throw heat on it. Good time. What about cereal? I don't need cereal. oil on the cereal? Porridge.

I use chili oil instead of milk. I would have a spicy porridge. I'm a porridge fan. I like porridge. I hate porridge. Porridge is great. Another trash thing. Porridge is down how good it is for you though.

If you get those like oats. Yeah. If you actually do them. Yeah, I've got some. Oats is like a... Yeah, yeah, my nan does that every day. Really healthy. Really good for you.

Yeah, it's super good for your gut. I love oats. I think oats are the one thing in life I can't live without. Like bread and wheat and oats. that's all I need I'm literally a peasant from the middle ages yeah

Sam U is said you could put the mouth animation as the last beat of the intro so this is referencing this it's like a combination of like the fan made logo and then a fan animated it and then but they used the wrong blue so then I had

to colour change it and like morph it altogether and now there's this really cool jar little bleh intro thing and this is kind of a cool idea I might try it for this episode and see how it flows with a dun dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. I think it is that that animated logo is amazing. I think it's so good.

It's perfect. Yeah, and we have the chance to do the, like, Simpsons gag thing where, like, it's a different noise each episode or something. There was a suggestion to change it to a bar. No, no, no, no, no, bar's gone. We do have to think about those poor audio listeners, though, you know. We don't want to frighten them. Yeah. I just don't think bars.

They're long gone. They're cringe You think so I don't do them anymore That's all you need to know about It's just evolved further To what? What is the current iteration?

The B is gone You're not wrong there I do just We just are So One of the Speaking of the Jarre shorts One of them was about

That scene in Star Wars episode three Where Yoda decapitates those guys Yeah We're talking about someone With a hunting rifle trying to kill Yoda. Yeah.

And then of course, of course, the amount of comments about this. Apparently it's in Star Wars law, right? Well, those bullets are actually, like, quite effective against lightsabers. So what you're saying is I was right? Listen, Liam Tolentino says, adding on to the discussion about guns in Star Wars from last week, I'd like to point out that apparently regular bullets do exist in Star Wars law, and they're basically a counter to lightsaber since light sabers can't deflect bullets

as they just end up turning the bullets into molten chunks of metal flying towards you. The downside of using normal guns in Star Wars is that they're heavy and deafeningly loud and need to be reloaded frequently so you can't carry a lot of extra magazines whereas a blaster and then blah blah blah. There's like a comic where Obi-1 blocks a real bullet and it like sprays molten bullet on him. On his face? Is that where he grows a beard? Yep. Huh.

See, I, so I was white. bullets would be the answer I guess the blasters are kind of cool I don't I don't you think it's kind of stupid though like surely they'd have like people that hunt Jedi like if you can just Glock them yeah if you can molten them yeah like why would Boba Fett have a because the Jedi have the innate advantage of just being able to like dodge and stuff you know they can't doge guns why would they waste time, like, deflecting it? They can. We already made this point.

Yoda, like, just before they even get the... Before they even shoot, though. That's why I'm saying you can't snipe Yoda. He knows before you even pull the trigger. See, that just sounds like plot armor to me. I could go off. Essentially.

No, you couldn't. No. Your hand would be gone. He takes no prisoners. Yeah, man's quick. Plot armor. That's because he's had plot armor in all of the things he's been in because he's Yoda.

Get rid of the plot armor and he can get glock. No, but his ability is to essentially see the future. He can, like, sense your motive, and he'll be like, someone's about to glock me. I don't have any motives. What about if I'm empty?

Well, no, he... Your intention. No, but what if I don't? If you don't think? Yeah. Well, about if I'm cut, my mind is just full of something irrelevant at the time, so you can't pick up on it, and then it's, bang.

Yeah, but before you do it, you got to think it. No, you don't. I've proven that constantly. Well, Omni says this, about the discussion on steroids. I'm a social worker, and when I used to work with inmates on parole, I had a client with anger management issues who used to use steroids before his prison sentence. It made his anger management issues like 10 times worse, and he offended while on steroids and landed himself in prison. Excuse me.

Then when he was on parole, he was doing fine, but when his parole ended up going back to steroids again. offended again and went back to prison. It's very interesting how steroids can amp up someone's violent tendencies. Can't be very healthy, how it messes up with people's heads and mental health, not just bodies physically. Yes. I think... I think like crazy disproportionate hormone stuff is bound to not have very good end results. It doesn't just affect how your body like builds muscle and stuff.

It affects how you think... The chemicals in your brain, yeah. your brain, yeah. Your temper. Not worth it. Just get some creatine and a bar. Yeah, get a bar. If you want to be big, you've got to eat big.

And if you ain't getting big, eat more big. You got to eat huge. Or unless, or even then. Or drink huge. Drink heel. Weight gainer. Whole milk. Well, weight gainer.

Well, maybe you just don't have the body for gaining huge mass. and you can't so anybody can get fat I've been fucking trying where you've got to do the Mac from Always Sunny strat you got to get that tub of ice cream

maybe it out on the side all day and before you go to bed drink it oh I know that's how he got fat yeah said that one season

who Mac from Always Sunny yeah the guy who's with Wrexham you know with Ryan Reynolds oh yes yeah no I know I know the exact thing

Yeah, that, that, because obviously I have a thing with milk, I have ice cream where it's just like, yeah, yeah. If it's not going to cause me agonizing pain to eat, I can't, I physically can't eat it because I get creeped out. So the idea of just slurping throat, like, melted ice cream makes you want to, like, wrong? Like, I can't. It's like, if you're, if it's like peak summer and you're, you're, you're licking on an ice cream, whatever, or sucking on, I don't know, like, depending on what ice cream. If it starts getting liquidy, I, it's in the bin. I have to, like, consume it in, like, one to two minutes. And, like, put myself in pain because of sensitive teeth to be able to eat the ice cream. I can just bite ice cream.

Yeah, that's what I do. You just get to a point. He must have been, what, consuming, like, 5,000 calories. I should imagine so? Why did he get fat? Was it just a part of the story? He was a joke, yeah. Just for, you wanted to be fat for a season.

Because he was, like, normally, like, in friends or whatever, like, as the season. seasons go on and the richer they get, like, the more hot they become. He thought it would be funny to be, like, the inverse of that. And, yeah, you commit to the bit. I'll give him that. Yeah, for one season, then he got ripped. Yeah, yeah. Like, mega rind. Then the whole rumham thing, yeah, it was funny.

I do, I don't like comedy stuff, especially American comedy. But Oway Sunny always fucks me up. Always Sunny is fucking hilarious. Yeah, it is very good. My last one here is from Topming a C. Bear bong. I'll say that. In the latest episode, you asked what the weirdest thing a jarling has done whilst listening to the cast.

Well, my girlfriend lives in a flat with six other people, my students, of course. And so when we have S-E-X, what's that? Noise is a problem. So I decided to pop the jar speaker on in the background to block out any other noise coming from the room while we are Pivian on Z-N-S-N-N-S-N-N-S-N-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-E-N-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-I. I said it. I've had multiple. instances where we've had to stop because James was talking about which violently shitting oneself or Jamie went beast mode or Alex screamed run or made his signature Scooby-Doon noise basically 50% of every episode interrupted us and

caused us to break out laughing she doesn't seem to mind the cast though and has even started listening outside of it because she finds the pod relaxing so yeah probably the weirdest thing someone's ever done in the cast in the background I said I absolutely said someone's having sex to jar and it's you mean s e x x x x x x x x x anyway i like when people say that they find jar relaxing to do something just like really intrusive it's really horrible it's like guaranteed that someone is like falling asleep to jar like that's that we've that's been established yeah and it's like

what does me going beast mode mean though also i've spilt a bit of my goon sack on my white shorts I'm kind of emotional. That's fuck then, bro. It's red, it's red wine. It's the most stainy thing. Yeah, well. Well, I hope I'm not going to get any white. You could just stain them completely red in her pink shorts.

That's true. They'd be more purple, but I've also got some sort of, like... Triple. I don't know what coffee. That would be coffee. That's coffee. Well, I don't know why I buy anything white. Yeah, why do you even bother?

Why do I? Just buy things that are red. No, this is the heck black. Because we buy white. Because it's like, oh, it's hot. I need to wear white because it's cool. When you wear black, black is cooler than white. What do you mean?

That's thermodynamics, bro. I thought black's way hotter. No, it's hotter, but it dissipates heat quicker. No, it dissipates more heat. Quicker. No, it absorbs more and releases more. Yes, so it absorbs. It equals out.

No, but it feels warmer. Yeah, but that's okay because you're going to feel cooler sooner. No, that's not how. that's how it works. That is how it works, you dumbass. It's not. It is. It's not because the heat is being dissipated, like, into you. Because you're wearing it. And you're cooling down to, it calls you down. No, but if you're wearing white, then there's less to dissipate into you.

And you're going to stain here. Your goonsack. You're not going to, I'm not going to stay in this show. But your logic doesn't make sense. I'm sorry. No, it's because I'm thinking of the context of black intercoolers versus silver intercoolers. in which case it's anticipating heat more so it calls the engine and the guys listen to me

listen to me oh that was a biggie I think Jim gets a free one back that's fucked yeah no you're gonna surprise you oh a little oh now you're gonna leap me on edge

get the anxiety brewing no I don't like this he really flinches every time I mean no that's because and then you get two for flinching no no you can't know That's actually like abused

No, I actually want to know why you do that Because I don't know For the record, I do not abuse Oh look, you're a hamperant Yeah That's like you got right Yeah Anyway guys

Something huge has happened Something big Not the submarine Sorry the submersible Unless you want to talk about that You want to talk about submersible Nah Um

What What? People have talked it to death Let's talk it back into life Like a submersible Yeah No it was crazy But you can't

I don't like You know Mocking people's deaths or whatever But there's There is some delicious Just scrumptious irony You know It's the Titanic

Was it haunted Yep My mad cats A bit a bit of you But anyway Something way more important Something 10 times more important First of all, though, do you think it would have been in the news in the first place if they were all, like, just normal men?

Probably. I was personally, I had my hands up waiting for James Cameron to hop in. And he did. And he was correct. Yeah, he clapped. He clapped back. He back-clapped. What a man.

What a crazy man. What an evil man. Evil man. No, I saw a funny fact about James Cameron, little side note. He apparently, like, when he was making Avatar, he, like, wanted them to use bows a certain way that, like, wasn't correct. And he had, like, an Olympic archer come in, like, advising. And he was, like, to James Cameron, no, bro, you can't use a bow like that. And then he was like, really?

And then he used it and just went, nailed this, like, bush, like, 70 years away. And then. He's just like, damn. Yeah, man. And then he revolutionized the sport of archery. That motherfucker. I hate that guy I hate him so much

that I love him Yeah Like you can't Like he just keeps doing it Yeah He just keeps going deeper He keeps going deeper And he keeps going deeper

And he keeps going higher Yeah and he keeps shooting arrows further I bet he's found something down there That's like This is how you make the biggest movie ever Yeah he found the script To the Titanic when he was Initially going down

Yeah Aliens from the deep Feed him his ideas But anyway this is all irrelevant something way more epic and important has happened something very jar relevant why don't you just get a fucking glass instead of sucking out the sack we got to have the goon sack you know yeah I thought that was the whole idea anyway guys one joke guys smosh is back who smosh is back what I couldn't be happier what does this mean though so it's it's a little

bit confusing because I guess they sold it Smosh were owned by like a parent company because they're like that kind of size of media conglomerate type thing but Anthony and Ian got together

and we're like let's buy Smosh back and now they own Smosh and they're like making old Smosh videos again pretty much Is that a good thing? Yeah well yeah I'm glad they bought it back but isn't like Smosh's content just like

not going to work now? Aged yeah I don't know yes hopefully they make a few more movies me do you think it's thanks the jar that the smosh price was reduced to the point where they could afford it again

we took them down a peg so that they could like re-buy their own I hear you I hear you so you're welcome for smosh coming back ladies and gentlemen we'd like to announce smosh is back Do you think I was too mean to smush? No Again, it's like what we're saying earlier about like

Hishi, it's just like You're criticizing the product, not the people Yeah, I don't think you're a bad person I just think you're bad at what you do Bad movie, you know? That's all. Yeah, like James Cameron releases Avatar 2 And it's the worst film I've seen in like eight years

I don't hate the guy because of that I hate him because he's a monster Why So Blue It wasn't It was pretty good Why, so jar blue Ooh It was pretty far

I gotta tell you I'm sorry to put a pin in the Smosh thing But I watched Avatar too again And I wasn't feeling blue You loved it I don't know It's got his issues for sure But you love it

I kind of love it You know That last hour is just like crazy Yeah the last hour Is in sign It's very good I'll be honest It's really awesome

It's probably the best movie I've seen in the last eight years It's probably the best movie ever made Maybe Maybe You know And hopefully Smosh 2 the movie will be The second best movie ever made I just love it when he says

Why So Blue That enough kind of gives it the Rating It deserves That man carries that film He's awesome You know mustache twirling can be like It's usually used as an insult but for this guy, that's like the fun kind of mustache twirling.

It's like fun watching him be evil. Yeah. You know? He's got like no depth, but he's evil, man. He's just evil. That's his thing. He just wants revenge. Yeah, yeah, he's, he's, he doesn't have a single good trait.

Yeah. And I keep seeing those memes on Instagram, man. With that closer, but that guy. Yeah, where he's like leaning over. Yeah. Yeah, you got, uh, anything, are you guys as thrilled as I am about Smosh coming back? I am. They, they, they, they, they belonged at the top of YouTube when they were at the top of YouTube.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Were they actually the most sub-channel for it? Yeah. Yeah, because they did a whole video where they like handed it over to PewDie Potter. That's right. Man, I forget how big Smosh were, huh? Yeah, they were the biggest YouTubers.

And that they, they fit YouTube perfectly. Mm-hmm. That, that, and when they were, the head YouTube was at its best you know it was the least insidious

it was Ian right he's the one who doesn't like me he hates you Smosh hates us because he kind of he he he tributes me for being like this instigator for

YouTube change that YouTube changed has you know where it's like before that point to him everyone on YouTube was like friends and wasn't about like commentary and stuff right yeah so I guess I can see it from that perspective but you know yeah but that's if you tie what you I mean obviously

everyone does to an extent tying what you make to like yeah you are but it's yeah but also like if you put a movie out movies get reviewed movies get criticized it should be the same for and I don't think you actually watch the video because I actually praised him in the video. He was the one thing. I was like, this guy's actually got like a good screen presence. He'd be kind of funny if he was in something that was better

written. Yeah. I'm not a smosh fan. I've never been a smosh fan. So this doesn't change much for me, but I understand it's significance. Yeah, I just, I like it in terms of a win for

people not corporation i guess yeah i don't like the whole like you know the fine bros this is a big business it's just like watching a business you know it doesn't feel like there's a personal touch really um so that them it being about them and their like announcement video it was cute whatever and ian's mom comes in and it's like yeah it felt like old youtube um kind of the best way so i'll always celebrate that yeah And I'll celebrate these messages as well. I guess YouTube has unchanged. YouTube has unchanged has?

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having it out of a sack? A milf? Yeah. It is a bit milphy. Not that that's bad. Yeah, that's good. But I'm not a milf. But you're trying to be. No, I'm trying to be a dillf.

I thought you were supposed to be like the mulf hunter. Oh, I'm not succeeding. So then you can say that thing you want to say. Yeah, but I'm not, I need more time. And I'm not succeeding at the moment. So, you know, no mulf hunting in progress. If you're a mulf out there, you know where to go. Yeah.

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And I don't know if I can ever go back I usually listen to the cast While I work out in my earphones But sometimes if in the gym Is relatively empty I'll connect my phone to one of the speakers And throw on some music This is what I was doing

the night before the incident. I'm sure you can already see where this is going. I go into the changing room, get ready, put in my earphones and start the cast before going out to the main space. However, this just happens to be episode 3-2-8, where the first five minutes of the cast are about vomit and rea, and which child member has the most of the relative affliction. I'm warming up with some lightweights when I realize I'm getting a few odd looks, but I assumed it was just because of the stupid grin I had on my face from the cast. About two minutes later, some old guy who I sort of know taps me on the shoulder and asks if I'm connected to the speaker. I say no, but then I take my earphones out and realize the cast is blaring and

actually pretty loud volume from one of the speakers and coming out of my wired earphones simultaneously. I was so fucking embarrassed and I apologized. I don't know if they cared or not, but he didn't look like he found it funny. And did my work out in like 10 minutes before leaving. Probably about 10 or 12 people heard it and most of them were regulars. This is actually one of the worst things that has ever happened to me and I'm seriously considering changing gyms even though I've gone here for about three years TLDR, Jara has made it so I can never go to my gym again

and without being known as the guy who listens to people talking about diarrhea through a speaker That's just the risk man embrace it, embrace it Don't go to a gym, just People have goldfish memories man It's definitely more of a big deal to you than them

People don't really care yeah like after like even an hour and after it's like gone so don't just go no in fact double down do it again yeah yeah find like the most risky episode on the normal episode yeah no don't film the normal episode you'll get fucking kicked out rain rain go away will we actually sober when we recorded that I was yeah really I don't know yeah 100% there's no this is think who out going on About the 331 episodes, I've been sober on all of them but two. That's how, like, not, I've not touched any, any type of smoky-wokies or alcohol,

majority of the cast. That's the weird thing is, like, there are so many episodes where people leave comments, like, he's high on this one. He definitely won the wacky-backer this time. And every single, I guarantee, I promise you, I was not, I was not on those ones. There is a few where it's kind of like, yeah, they might be. yeah man I don't know what to tell you

except the goonsack's kind of going to my head the goonsack is going to my head it's already out of my head it's just making my tummy hurt to be honest it's probably the caffeine bro yeah maybe how many of caffeine oh yeah you've had an iced one

you've had three iced ones no you've had two iced ones no three iced ones yeah including Cafe Frape Laity Warty Coquy nutty

No, I went to Costa today. I just need to talk about this. And I ordered an iced Americana. Because Costa's shit. They gave me the biggest fucking cup. I didn't say size on the ice. I just said an iced Americano. They gave me the biggest fucking mug full of Americano.

And I drank none of it because it was shit and I had to port it on. No ice. It was boiling hot. Smoking hot. Who? Who makes an Americano that big? Why didn't you go Karen mode and just be like, excuse me? Um, hello.

Um, hello. I ordered an iced. I don't see any ice. I don't, I don't see why I even tried to go to Costa. Going to Costa was a mistake. It was a mistake. It's made my tummy-wummy hurt and my intestines and flamedy-wamedies. If you remind me after the cast, I might have something that can help you with that.

Sloppy toppy. Jesus, no? What is wrong with you? I meant to say sloppy knocky-wocky I don't know what that means What does it mean? I thought that meant coffee Yeah

Some more coffee Yeah have more coffee Edge yourself No No I've fallen off the edge Yeah so get back on it I'm just in pain No you edge run all the time

Never fall off Red was blue Asked this Any co-worker slash boss from hell stories to share Well I think we've talked about this that I had a boss who would like porn on his personal business related account like straight up porn, not soft course

No, no, no, gang bang. Yeah, yeah. The actual gang bang porn on his account. There's probably screenshots like in a group chat from like years ago somewhere. Yeah, yeah, there is, I've got proof of him doing that. So I remember going on his account and being like, this is insane. Yeah, and I still do sometimes.

I'm like, has he done it again? Yeah, but my boss. He owes HMR C now. Fuck, fuck, tons. He's like cancelled two businesses to like evade tax. as well as severely underpaying everyone he's ever worked for him but he was nice to me

there you go but then you slept in the office you Elon murdered I did Elon Murr I did and it was a good experience as in it taught me a lot about

it humbled you yeah but really awful boss who was a creep was you like a walking red flag type guy yes abs so fucking loolie absolutely

red flag. What did he look like? Like, what was his visual? Oh, no, because he's also the person who fucking harassed who harassed a poor fucking milkman for like 15 years as a kid. Oh.

He's like in the newspaper. Yeah. Yeah, remember he like would follow this milkman every morning and steal the milk from all his deliveries. So he lost his job or something. Basically, like, terrorising this poor milkman and then got to a point of

posting the milkman's fucking family graves onto social media to mock this like like it's actually a criminal case like you can if you um you can google it's like brad from haven milk milkman um quine you can actually find pictures of him leaving court this guy's a fucking cunt like an absolutely horrible human being and he like gang bang porn on the business account so it's like really bizarre but that's the only story I have and the co-worker Skyrim golper

the sky that's not like that he is a nice guy but he just gulper's like Skywin like you'd be sitting there and this because my company has that thing of like open plan open plan is the most toxic environment ever

it destroys culture it destroys enjoyment in your job and it's an American It's fucking disgusting. I hate it. But we moved into this big open plan office and there'd be no talk

and it would be just quiet or just be ambient air conditioning and it's just sky and gulp out of nowhere and I'd be sitting next thing and it's just like does nobody else hear it does nobody else get it?

I'm envious though because he'd drink a lot so he's clearly like hydrated but he just has them look but the thing is I've caught myself sometimes doing a Skyim golf and I'm like shit

you can't control how loud your golper I know but I've just But it's like humorous because it sounds like the Sky Room Gold. I get that. Yeah, you don't want to bully the guy. No. Just make fun of him.

He's like one of the head accountants. Like, you know, if I bully him, he might cut my pay, you know? Yeah. I suppose it's a bit of a weird case for me, but there's like millions of stories about like weird interactions I've had with other YouTubers slash people in the space. Go on, spill the bean. Yeah, just make this thing. a drama episode. Did I talk about the latest one like a month

ago, this weird guy was like DMing me on Twitter and he was like DMing me in code. Oh yeah, you just briefly mentioned. I had to like decipher his codes to figure out like what he was saying to me. And I don't know if he's like a conspiracy theorist or what, but he was like

he was like Cher had this like obsessed mega fan who like committed suicide or something. Something crazy like that on like a live stream um and he was like no i got proof that he didn't do that and i know where he lives and i'm gonna i'm gonna find it i'm gonna find him i'm gonna go he's actually hiding in sweden or something and i'm gonna go and i'm gonna get proof and i'm gonna break this story um you just dropped like so much information what the hell yeah no but i got millions

of these types of anecdotes like just millions of them um do you think YouTubers be crazy Yeah, I think YouTuber doesn't have a healthy working culture. No, yeah. Are you crazy? I'm the Joker. Yeah, yeah. Probably most YouTubers are probably neurodivergent. Smosh is neurodivision?

Yeah, that's including me. It's including us. This isn't just you, this is us, we're all here. Well, we've got to mention, because we're having all these short, but on YouTube, I figured we've already got them being made. Why not just put them on TikTok as well? And the one about Harry Potter, because on YouTube, you can't choose what the thumbnail is yet.

That's not a feature you can do. But on TikTok, you can choose any frame of the videos as the preview. So I chose, there's this awesome moment in the Harry Potter one where we like say Harry Potter, but the visual that comes up is a picture of Lord of Rings. Gandalf. It's like the, you know, the fellowship image of, like, Frodo. The whole fellowship.

The most, like, engagement-bait thing. Yeah. But, yeah, like, it kind of wedged itself in the algorithm a little bit, so it got a bunch of, like, comments from the average TikToker. And, like, one of the top comments on it is, like, middle-aged people should not be allowed. And it's like, what do you think middle-aged is? Yeah, how old do you think we are?

Yeah. They must be, like, 10 years. years old. I suppose there is the average age on that. If I look like this when I'm middle age, fucking how it's going to be devastating for society. Yeah. Yeah, you must have these good aging genes

because, man. I mean, the next generation of Tom Cruise's. You just don't age. Yeah. Yeah, I can't remember how I got to this point. Oh, yeah, just like crazy. TikTok. Yeah, TikTok is... Just crazy stories I have, yeah, from...

And just psycho things I know about certain YouTubers. chop the beans I can't bro no we can make Ticktox a piece though this can be a make of make

yeah just a lot of kind of clout chasery like monsters like psychos you know well yeah it's like it's like you know

how video games are designed to motivate you to behave in certain ways and like want to do manipulate your death name releases yeah I think YouTube does that um yeah but like even more maliciously because it actually just changes how you behave in real life yeah it turns real life into a video yeah it was quite like a learning curve for me like because i'm quite a i'm quite an overly trusting person like i want to believe people are good

faith um so i've had some like uh moments let's say were like awakenings of like man um people be lying people be lying people be crazy um and i'm yeah a lot more guarded now um and less trusting of people probably probably do you trust james i trust james yeah what's the best i'd do hit me yeah sure do you have any uh crazy co-worker boss from hell's stories to share bro Anything come to your mind? You haven't? You've got none. Well, you had a few kind of crazy ones.

Actually, it was more when you were at the King's Arms. The Kings. The Ghost Story is like, that was your co-worker at that place. That was more like people who would just come and go, though. No, I've met lots of, like, characters. Yeah. Yeah, you've got some crazy stories Yeah, no nasty people

I think I talked about it on job But my favourite interaction at work When I was working at this pub Was this guy who just said he walks Yeah, that's the one that came to my mind Yeah And he was like a wander He was kind of dressed like Sherlock

What was his voice like? Just kind of like it slightly posh You know Very not local So it was like this guy do be wandering You know he just came in yeah he came in and he was like

yep just walked from devices which is like really far away that's like a 25 minute drive that is that is that is it's like a 20 minute drive just to get to where I live and I live closer than devices

yeah so you're talking about 15 you're talking about a 40 minute drive yeah this dude walked it yeah he just walked it apparently but then he started telling me about how he used to like glide to one So it was like, oh, so you're lying, but like, what are you lying about and what are you telling the truth about?

There's probably some level of truth. Well, yeah, it's like if maybe, maybe he was gliding to work and he was so late all the time that, uh... Wait, wait, wait, you got to bring on it back to it's like, what do you mean gliding to work? Like, what was he using? A glider. A glider. How would he get it back up? Well, that's what, that's what, that's what I said to him.

And he was like, well, I didn't have to like rush to get back because work was over. So he'd carry the, how would he get it back? Yeah, you would have to push it up. Yeah, exactly. So that was obviously a lie. But the walking bit was kind of believable because, like, there was no car when he arrived. And yeah, he wasn't a local. I'm pretty sure he did have a backpack.

but I don't know he's out there wandering well yeah he's like a fallout New Vegas character drifter like an actual he just walks around and talks and he gets like his dialogue options and one of them's like lie

and he gained nothing from that lie because like what I tend to do with lies is like go along with it but like yeah because you can catch them out pretty easy yeah yeah and it it's quite entertaining to like ask a further question on a ridiculous claim like gliding to work and they keep doubling down yeah yeah and they just make the story even more confusing and then it's just like whatever i'm not going to call you a lie what did he say his job was what was his work he was just like an an office job

glided into your office yeah he like glide to an off to like glide into the office well no he'd like glide, he said he'd like glide into a field and then walk into the office and yeah but it, it's not like a glider, it's a those things from Farquay 3 you know, you like hold on

crazy things, you like, no you hold on, Fire Cry 3, you hold on to the bar Oh those, yeah, yeah. And then you like run and jump off like a lead. Yeah, it's like thinking of the hills we have here where you can glide like that and there's none and there's so far

on an office. Well, that's the thing. People do glide a lot around the White Horse area. They're different gliders, though, because they're powered ones or the big winged winged ones were. The ones that are towed by planes, right?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. I want to believe it, but well, yeah, that's another aspect of it. It was like, I really want

this to be true. And maybe for something to be true, all you have to do is believe. Well, it works. to take away, that's that. That's too mean. But I liked him. He was like a personable guy. Mm-hmm. You know? And I guess if you

just wander around, you would become a personable guy. I suppose that's probably what he was doing on the walk there, was like thinking of his crazy story to... Yeah. Just to fuck with someone. I guess that. I can appreciate that. It's kind of like, trolling. The thing is, if he was just like, yeah, I walk

to work, blah, blah, blah. I wouldn't remember him. You know? But he turns up and And he just makes conversation. He's like, yeah, I just walked here from Devises. And immediately, that's like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then he keeps going.

He's like, yep, you used to glide to work. It's like, okay, you've just wedged yourself in my mind forever. Yeah, yeah. You're a human being. I'm never going to forget. Yeah, yeah. One of those. I respect that.

I respect the hell out of it. Like the little Scottish lady we talked to today. Yeah. Little moments like that. I love old people in supermarkets. Old people in general are just quite funny interactions. Yeah Because they're willing to engage with you for a start

Yeah And a lot of people aren't Most people would much prefer not to And there's like there's nothing intimidating It's like just pure warmth There's nothing to gain or like to lose Yeah yeah Well there's only stuff to gain

There's nothing to lose It's like an earnest little interaction You know Yeah she was like yeah Doing us a little favour Um Let me skip the queue You know

Yeah lovely I just got to I just got to chuck something in here a second I got beef with a jarling Oh Oh this is a first I got beef with the jarling

I'm not going to say who No no Okay well what have they done Trolling right is a delicate thing Easy to go to places That just aren't funny That are just annoying you know

I know that's kind of part of the point sometimes but it's like you gotta figure it out bro you take time to expert you got to like expert trolling mess around people is funny but the way you're doing and I know you know

I know they know how sort your shit stop it you're gonna have to bro you can't no no no I'm leaving me at that I don't know what you're on about you're gonna have to specify I'm not going to elaborate further. He knows.

And I know it's a he as well. There's no way. That is an assumption you don't know. No, bro, I'm telling you. I know. Oh, you don't know. You're going to have to explain this to me because I don't know. Off the cast.

Off camera, you can explain to me. But on this kind of note, actually, there was this really, like, heavy one I want to kind of talk about it from deviated right nut. Jarrell here. What are the limits of redemption, in your opinion? I was an extremely hateful person around 2016 time far worse than your regular edginess But I've turned my life around 180 to consider myself And quit leftist in my beliefs

I don't know what he means by that Quite leftist Oh yeah, you just spelt it all wrong I don't I didn't believe the monstrous shit I said and spread But the pain and damage caused is the same nonetheless But I didn't have any beliefs and was just a horrible member of society Where all I contributed was hatred I look back on this shamefully long period of my life with disgust to the point where I find it hard to bond with my loved ones and friends that I've met since because I know they'll despise where I came from and I feel guilty that they don't know this past because they didn't sign up for friendship with someone who was a monster

I'm on thin ice as it is with those who do know my past already and I can't blame them I want to be part of a future as it becomes more progressive but I cannot shake the feeling that I don't deserve a place. there. I try my best to live a nicer life towards others and myself, but anything I do feels like I'll never repay what I feel like. I owe the world. So I'm stuck in a limbo state where I'm beyond my hateful past, but cannot enter a nicer future thoughts. That is heavy. Heavy, but also vague to the point where it's like, is this person just got like a guilty conscience or like what you're actually talking about? Like how bad are we talking? Yeah. Because if I would like to, if it, I would like to, if. There's, there's, I think there's a difference to hear between, like, there's levels to it. If you were such an extremist where you were attacking minorities in the street, versus making edgy comments on Twitter. Yeah.

Like, trying to, or 4chan or whatever. Yeah, trying to make up for attacking people versus, they're so different. So I don't think you should feel, there's something specifically they said, whereas they didn't feel like they deserve the future. And it's like, or that people aren't going to love them knowing what they were. Anyone who actually accepts someone's going to know that if they found out something bad in the past, it's like they like the person now, so the past doesn't matter because they've grown from that. People like that.

People like growth. Yeah, exactly. So you shouldn't feel like people are going to hate you a sunny turn. Yeah, I feel like him acknowledging that inherently is an indication of change. Especially when it comes to political stuff, because especially, like, there's an age, a huge age difference. and I don't think it matters if you were like 18 back then and now you're 24 or whatever or if you're like 40 and then six years later you're 46 and you reflect back like yeah it doesn't matter like people's opinions change with the time and beliefs

like you don't choose your beliefs, you're influenced by different things. That time period, there were heaps, way more influence from that area. Yeah. That will affect the way you think and therefore believe. Especially if he was a young lad, you know, like... Highly influenced by everything. Yeah, yeah. It's like the time when you are, you know, I was.

Yeah, you're just a sponge to all this, like, hatred going around. Yeah, and all these algorithms, you know, they push this type of stuff and, uh... Yeah, and I mean, I, I don't, I can't say I, like, hate people who have these differing beliefs, because, like, where does that get us? Like, I've had a change of beliefs since then, until now. Mm-hmm. And so to think people with those beliefs now, like, there's no way of redeeming them, and they're just useless, irredeemable sacks of poo-poo, like, it's reductive. It's probably a bad thing to assume someone's... irredeemable

I think demonizing anyone including yourself like there's like would you treat a family member of yours that way

you know like if if if Alex my brother thought the things I thought and then like if I'm giving

myself loads of shit for that yeah why would I not do it for him but I am doing it to myself like you're you're putting yourself you're you've you've got a mismatch of expectations your expectations for other people are way lower than yourself so you should yeah yeah like match those two yeah it's did with how vague um they are it's difficult to know if they are just being overly cruel to themselves and

just kind of overthinking it perhaps or yeah like what you you you like you can't change the past, you just have to accept that has happened. I view with this because, you know, when I was younger, I was a horrible person. And obviously, you know, peak, quingy internet, I was highly influenced by extreme white wing views. And it's like, I'm here now because they happened. Yeah. And if they didn't happen, I could have become an extremist way later when it could have been

way different. They're all stages in your development. so you shouldn't look back on them as I wish they never happened it's more like I'm glad I've grown I've glad I've improved and I can see what was wrong then you should never look at your history as like a thing to feel regret or you know like you'll never make up for that

you learn a powerful lesson now all you can do is move forward no point beating yourself up no no sure but but also like James points out those previous beliefs inform your current ones so like James said like if if you never had those beliefs you might not now have your current ones. I will believe that everyone online who is a right wing, they're just not left wing yet. 100%.

It gets to a point five, six years later where they realize I've seen majority of people from our generation are pretty much like that. We're highly influenced in that time, but left ring now. You just, you kind of have to like be right wing to be like, fucking hell, that shit's wrong. But I mean, you shouldn't be demonizing people on the right either. no no absolutely not like if if this all is just about political beliefs and like if

you were saying heinous shit online like well I'm just picturing him being like racist on 4chan spreading like edgy memes yeah yeah I don't know how far it went with this guy it's like I guess with this subject I would say there's there's probably a lot of videos out there of like ex neo-nazies people have actually like been in some deep shit who have turned that life round watch some stuff about them if you haven't already Yeah, self-fire under bailies, got loads of good videos. Well, there's that, God, I wish I could remember his name. He's, he's like a speaker.

It's this black guy who goes around talking to KKK members. He's quite famous. He's been on, like, Jirogan and there's a bunch of, like, famous. He's the larger guy. Yeah, yeah. I think he's like a, he's a musician. He's got, like, this booming, like, awesome voice. But, yeah, that was, like, what he says is, like, he's able to, like, de-radicalize.

people by kind of conversing with them and just keeping shit calm just listening and not just jumping to just trying to make people come to their own conclusions and like yeah not writing people off with a broad brush because yeah

it's not really that productive to do that you know because we are we are like products of our environment of our yeah of what is influencing us you know like but I wouldn't view that I don't think the concern that someone's going to not love you or someone's not going to want to be friends with you because of the past.

I think that's a very, very insecure thought. And I do get it, but it's not real. I get it especially with like the culture of, like, like, I mean, it's kind of cringy to say, but like cancel culture. When you see people online who did things, like the James Gunn thing, He said some distasteful shit years ago. Yeah, like edging junk. Yeah, and nearly lost his, like, career because of it.

Then you're kind of encouraging people to lock their past aspects about themselves, like in this box way deep down. Yeah. So that you can't embrace that and move on from it. That whole mindset almost pushes people in the other direction because you can build all businesses off being cancelled. um yeah yeah i think it's it's it's it's the opposite of uh the word he used in that like progressive mm-hmm like it yeah you can't just put like a mark on someone's back and say

well they've done one bad thing and so they never deserve a place in society it's a naive way to kind of look at people everyone makes mistakes everyone fucks up everyone you would hope learns the fact you have the self-awareness to even recognise that you've changed. Yeah, it makes you better than like 80% of people. Yeah, so as long as you're going forward with this better mindset, like, that's all you can do. Well, seeing as we're on this kind of thing, passenger last 9107 says this. I think that the Apple Vision Pro will be the downfall of many gooners, and I'll tell you why. using examples from gaming

when I cheat in a video game there's a level of immersion that breaks that cheetahs sorry that's written weirdly there's a level of immersion that breaks and cheapens my experience even if it's something small or accidentally built in

like the item duplication glitch in the new Zelda I won't do it in the same way a relationship with an AI could not be seamless because you know you would be its god if it does something you don't like Then rewind it or make it new There's never a possibility of it walking away from you

This would break the illusion of a relationship for me But outside of my own feelings There are many people who enjoy hacking, exploiting and modding And many who enjoy gooning Once that community learns how to program for the device People who already proudly proclaim To be gooners will reach new levels of depravity I'm expecting there will be a program that scans the environment

So that when you wear it in public It generates what people look like without clothes and renders that in real time over what you see. Gunas could literally watch porn from the moment they wake up until the moment they fall asleep. I'm not a gooner anymore, but as a programmer,

I might have to take a dive into what could be a lucrative new industry. Do you have any suggestions for gooning-related AR applications? Man wants to exploit the gooners. I'll help fund and reduce that shit. I'll make the money off the gooners. It's pretty crazy.

No, no, it's going to happen. It's going to happen. Like the VR, AR, you know, the next level with cyber implants, it's just going to make everyone a gooner. Yeah, because we're pretty much already gooned on, like, phone, social media, blah, blah, blah, blah, black mirror. But yeah, it's just going to be, it's crazy, expensive and insane now to picture wearing it, but I just feel like we felt the same way about touchscreens, we felt the same way about, like, AirPods, we felt the same way about, like, AirPods, we felt the same way about. all this tech um and with each generation it just becomes more and more like accepted and just normal the the the the r that's it getting this everyone's going to be going why would you have a relationship when it's cheaper like less intrusive on the face and like convenient it's like game

over with that stuff you know when it's like a glasses yeah um or contact lenses yeah i think it's uh very dangerous but it kind of it ties in with the other AI thing when like AI just takes all jobs you know what will we have to do hedonism

we're going to be hedonistic as fuck yeah pursue it now pursue it now and pursue a healthy hedonistic pursuit now because then you'd be happy it's either that or like move to the woods yeah yeah or buy a farm

Yeah Have a wanch Yeah And goon with the cows Yeah Have your own little goon Stable Yeah

Have your little pigs And Pigs being milk And cows being milk Pigs being pig milk Yeah pig milk Goat milk Cow milk

Mulk I wonder what pig milk is like Quite nice Have you tried it Quite delicious We've got two more here. George is not okay, it has one for James. James, I need you to give me a suggestion for a cheap first car

for someone who doesn't care about cars, just wants it to drive, help me. Run O'Clear. Does it mark what one by Woonoclear? They work. And I say this as someone who drives the fucking shit out of it every single day. Are you biased because you drive one? No, generally.

No, he is. I'd like change into this French lover ever since he started driving. No, no. Toyota Yaris is the answer. No, but Toyota Yaris are going to fail MOTs now because they're so old and rust is a bigger problem. No, like the... That was coming close to having rust issues, though.

My one? Yeah. Yeah, but that one was a really old one. That wasn't an ancient one. Newer ones are more expensive. No, like my mum's one. More expensive than an equivalent clear. I've looked into it because when I was little,

when I got mine, I looked into it. Cleos are that cheap. Yours wasn't that cheap, though. I got it for $1,400. This is the thing. With any type of first car You will either spend a lot of money To get a nice one

Or you spend a lot of money And get a shit one that's going to cost you a lot of money You want the middle point And what I found through having done Insurance quotes constantly When Oclios are the middle ground Because that's what really gets you as an insurance I didn't know I told you James

I effed up big time How bad Oh no did you leave it on auto and all Yeah Fuck sick Alex For some reason I assume that when you use like compare the mere cat when you change to another one

like a company knows or something so I was paying like three insurances for my fucking car and I sorted it all out the other day and was like you were paying three insurances for your cut bro because I mean because at the end I would compare the market or whatever

change to the new cheapest one but the old one would still be auto renew you don't find that that is such fucking golden retriever energy but that's such

horses shit yeah I actually was like so pissed off how much money was it too late I don't even want to talk about it bro how long when did you realize

how many months in he only just realized the other day it was like a week ago well not even half you were talking two years two years at least two years of double

how long have you had the car five years was it five different it wasn't five five I don't know what I think it was free If it was three, it was about three years.

There was a point in like 2021, 2021, 2022 where, like, I was just gone. Like, I just wasn't. Yeah, so you're talking at least possibly two, three years of double. If there was three, that would be like three years. No, so it would be one, two on that for, yeah, it would be about, the three year would only be the recent year. So it would be two on the other two. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fucking how, though. Yeah. Yeah, okay, that's a lesson there. if you're going to go use any comparison sites you've got cancelled your first your insurance first but yeah I say this because someone in my college

recently bought a mini off of another college guy how much you think his insurance was for being 20 with no black box for a year two grand three and a half Jesus how does he afford it because it was a mini and as soon as he mentioned to me

I'm going to buy his mini and I was like don't buy it it's a fucking mini they're shit so you bought it took it to a garage cars shit literally needs a grand worth of work to make it usable surprise surprise

it's a minion it's awful how much do you buy it for 1900 so then that's close to 5 then so what he's done he's lifted it for sale

expers of pairs of pairs bought Clio perfect condition Clio a thousand pound less insurance yeah I think the strat you found

was like you got to target those cars that old people drove a lot by kind of a majority of people but like Cleos for some reason are just in the super bracket and you know I can attest their reliability

and the only thing that's wrong with Oveno is really the electrics but like if the lights on the dashboard don't come on it doesn't actually make any difference so it's like not a problem but I would always recommend Cleos just because they are like for because this is the thing

once you're after a year you're just going to sell it because you're going to get cars more appropriate because first time cars is just like Yeah, that's what you're, you just got to just keep it together and get our insurance down. And the thing, it does plummet with each year. Yeah. So with the clear, I found that the servicing's cheap, just don't go to Wenner itself. The parts are kind of in every scrapyard imaginable, so you can get parts cheap if you.

And like mine, I've crashed it a few times because it's just like, if I know I'm going to crash, I'll just do it anyway and crash into it because it's a clear. You don't care. Like, and you can replace everything for cheap. And it's like, if you buy like a cheaper Volkswagen, and you might spend more on replacing parts. so it's like the golden pit like cost effectiveness is a clear and I would recommend it to everyone by a clear or buy a Nissan mic of the same year because they are basically are Cleos okay or by a shitty Nissan from Japan and spend

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