JAR Media Posdact - Norville Skywalker - JARCast Episode 308

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

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Right, actually, if you know what, for once, I want to intro it. Oh, I've entered this in like... Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the JAR Media Podcast. Episode 3, 0, 8. Thanks for ruining the energy, bro. Sorry. Why was it? I was downstairs while you were doing whatever the hell you would do.

Man wants to start intro the cast, but he doesn't actually realise how to set the mood of the cast through the attitude and enthusiasm you have for the intro. I had a whole thing planned. You know, I used to do that. Like I would have like a whole intro thing prepared. Something crazy. Right, just to get us all rar. Is that not part of your quackhead era, though? Yeah, uh, kind of.

Although, um, I may have had recently got an explanation to what the crackhead era might have been. Propraninal. No, that was before then even, I think. Yeah. Yeah, this is the Jail Media Posdak. Your host, Alex, joined by Jim and James. For the 308th week in a row, if not longer.

And the 308th best episode yet. Shout out to the Patreon's over at the Patrions, who make the audio versions possible, as well as get their names it out in the first or second week of each month. They helped support the show. You bought this. You bought three of these actually. One each. Um, yeah. Yeah. What was I saying? Before you rudely destroyed my absolute. Thank you patrons for over at Patreon for being the most. Ah yes. Yes. I suppose we're in the kind of housekeeping bit where you'd give out details. Right us five stars on iTunes or a

Spotify even. There's a nice, we got a nice high rating on Spotify, which I appreciate. Helps you in the algorithm over there. Yeah, we're funny. Check out the JARCive RSS feed. If you want some of those older episodes that aren't on the current one. Also head over to JAR Media Clips. If you want some clips from the old content

that's slowly being released over there. Just search JAR Media Clips. Let's do some housekeeping. We get some stuff we've got to clean up around here. Some conversations that were left. in the ether that needed to be mined by an ether mine. Yeah? Destiny players are not what I'm talking about.

Yeah? Ah. Cod players, am I right, guys? I was just thinking about something quite quengy. I was just hearing something quite good. Esteban Montes can get us going here. Hey Jar, recently engaged Jarling here, aka S-2000 Jarling, aka Milken

the tit creator, aka Bestaban Montez, among other patron names. Just wanted to thank the cast for what will be seven years of listening. Basically, seven years being a third of my life at the moment, I'll always remember seeing Jha in the amazing bulk video and thinking Jim was Alex's face reveal in an old, old Christmas video. Anyways, Jha has been with me through thick and thin, and although I rarely contribute to discussions, hearing whatever bullshit I've set my patron name to,

picks me up once a month, And as does the show every week. Bear Bear Guys, game on. On the subject of fiancé, if I get engaged, are they not housekeeping? It depends if you're going to... What, you're not going to do any of the housekeeping? Or is that a woman's job? Oh, let's...

Do you get what I meet? No. My name's house. Oh. Are they not housekeeping? You just played your hand there, Alex. You showed your hand a bit too early. And James slammed you down.

I'm going to have to be honest. What do you mean? Oh, housekeeping because they're keeping you. Yeah, that's a funny joke. There's layers to that. Yeah, let's just move past what Alex says. Who wants to be a housekeeper? James will have anyone.

Yeah, crazy. Seven years. Seven long years. Yeah. That's longer than I think I have memories. What was that, the Millennium Falcon? Oh. The Millennium Falcon's been around for the 70s, which is like 50 years ago.

Yeah. And it's aged terribly. What do you mean by that? Look at it. Yeah, it looks amazing. Have you not seen the recent spaceships in High on Life? I'm waving over to its pilot, Ray Skywalking. Oh shit.

Here. Super NerdCal says Intercontinental Ballistic Buba was prime episode title material. Can't believe they didn't use it. I suppose you didn't actually because I found it really funny. I thought maybe it would scan it as like some kind of military video. Oh yeah, but military videos do really well. Yeah. Depends if it's about like a school shooting or not.

Well military, normally it's not military. I also felt like FNAF had to be involved. Intercontinental Ballistic Buba FNAFNAF. Well, there's always next time. there's always next time. Just call this one Intercontinental Ballistic Buba. Should I?

Yeah, why not? Rood K-9 left one that was I don't know, a creepy trend. Can't believe Alex is letting them dogs hang out like that. Don't like that. Do what? A lot of creepiness about that.

To what? What do you mean? What I just read? I was doing Jamie's shoes. Oh, well, yeah, that's basically what it's referencing, was I was what sometimes I get a bit warm and I have to take my socks off

so but then there's all these comments like oh the pinkies out tonight no every time how have you not learned well because I get warm why do you think I actually always wear shoes no but are you scared of people looking your feet

yeah because they're like weird and joined yeah it's I have supple feet I might as well just get it's an old child thing isn't it where James saw my joined and laughed at me yeah that That is fun. I mean, that's why you're good at swimming. Yeah, because I've got it with my hands as well.

I'm like Patty and Selma from The Simpsons, because I just sink. Yeah, I do as well. No, but that's because you can't swim. I can't swim. I just can't stay up. I can swim really well, but I just laugh too much. You laugh too much. Yeah.

Showed off. Shut off. Stop too. Shut off. I don't know what. the hell you're on about man James knows James gets it

I do get it no but it's like oh no oh no by by supple feet hello Maruca James just whipped off his toe and has shown off the

grossest piece of fungus okay let me get my other foot my other that sounds beautiful yeah look at that it's so soft okay well I'm glad you're you fat-footed

if you want the foot content for the episode side so crazy to me what feet yeah like finding that like a rousing concept oh no no because then there's there there was we were referenced on a foot fetish website when it was all this was a subject no i was just talking about like there were a bunch of comments just being creepy um um um what's that the old jar fan account Which one? John Me's your shitposts.

Yeah. They found a genuine foot fetish form, a weird, weird reference with links to an episode where we hit bare feet. Ew. That's generally a thing. I'm not bullshitting. It's crazy. Well, here's some more fuel if you want. Kenan Muk Atier says,

On the topic of weird childhood TV, not really applicable to me, but I have a brother 15 years younger than me. And between the ages of one and three, he was enamored with a show called Baby Jake. The show revolves around a PNG of a real baby's face, flying in a plane and getting up to various activities, narrated by the baby's older brother. It was the only show that would settle my own brother down late at night. I have never been subjected to such a fever dream in my life. The various baby noises and songs are forever carved into my frontal lobe. This topic got a bunch of kind of feedback, actually, including this. particularly interesting one from um teleka nestic man sometimes the creepy kid stuff really pays off

i worked on the youtube series for hasbro's baby alive toys and one episode had a teething baby that became cartoonishly evil as one of the lighting and fx artists i pushed some shots even further by making the scene super dark adding red lights from below the camera pointing upwards and doing the evil dead dutch angle snap zoom as a joke I kind of wanted to see what I could get away with in the review process before we got everything approved internally and then from the client themselves somehow Hasbro loved it

and all the shots sent and made it into the final episode and they've even used the scary shots and several thumbnails with millions of views clearly showing that kids eat it up you can see an example with Ouch Lulu Bites Charlie on their channel and several other re-upload compilations that all kids channel

YouTube channels do. Unfortunately the client got one single complaint from a parent about the evil dead shots and then we were told to tone down the horror imagery. This annoyed me because the next few episodes were themed around Halloween and Day of the Dead but I kept being told to not make it too scary. They even yassified the squeat the scary baby in another thumbnail of the same episode but of course the most popular video on their channel has a thumbnail of a baby farting onto the main character which is total clear clickbait as it doesn't happen in any of the episodes. Kids must love it.

We had so many farts and shit episodes that we really wanted to make interactive volumetric fart gas effects to bring some production value to the table. Mentioning Telitubbies on this cast also brings it full circles. I'm now working on the Telitubbies let's go series on YouTube. It's made in the Unreal engine,

as was Baby Alive. And the Lego Duplo show I also worked on. I know Alex loves Lego and Poo-Poo, so I hope these extra nuggets of knowledge were fascinating. The world of children's entertainment, especially in the online space, is really weird, even from big professional companies. I've never had to make anything that felt offensively disgusting, like I've stepped into some intentionally fetishy stuff. But there are times where the line has blurred. Creepy.

Because that was like a trend a few years back. Remember the Spider-Man and Elsa, like, creepy kids' content? Didn't that turn out to be some, like, famous pranksters? Yeah, right? And they're buying, like, BMWs and stuff, like... Because that's where the money was there. They figured it out. Just obscene.

It is a messed up world, the kids' content schemer, as is the various gases that, like these baby fart videos, are releasing from this side of the room right now. I think anything that makes money is evil. Yeah. What about charities? They make money and it only goes to the CEO's profits. No, they do make profit though.

That's why the CEOs get big bonuses because they can get over it. Proof. Charities are a con. Yeah, don't give money to charity. Whatever you do, save up for Balenciaga and Gucci. That's today's message on the Jiam Media podcast. Do not give to charities. Didn't come out my mouth.

guys something's been upset in me okay prove it something's been depressing me as of late just be happy then um well jim i don't want to put you on the spot but you know that that laugh you've been doing as of late um no remind me what does it sound like oh re he he he who was that representing oh goobo doob no not goober and the ghost chasers i'm talking about... Shaggy and Valma

and Saliriac Yeah I guess this is it guys The newest one to be ruined What the scoob has been ruined Scooby Dove has been ruined again Well

Don't tell me it's these ashws This won't have gone too far Yes again Have you seen anything from this new Scooby-Du. Velma. Yeah, it's so not Scooby-Doo that it's not including Scooby-Doo

and it's called Velma. Oh, yeah. It doesn't have Shaggy either. It's got Norbert. Norbert. Norbert? No, no, no-bet. So, is this the one with the girl from the office?

Yeah. They've kind of changed some of the races around, I guess. It's like Indian. whatever that's not like an inherent problem like it's still it could be fine but scoob's gone

but that's the Scooby and Shaggy are Scooby do I'm sorry yeah no one cares about any who cares no one doesn't matter no one even cares about Shaggy no don't say that

no Shaggy if you're going to care about any of the human characters is going to be Shaggy yeah no but I mean like that it's their relationship that's the heart well yeah but it's about the dog That's why the whole show is called Scooby-Doo.

But there's no, there's no dog in the new Scooby-Doo. How can you do that? But it's not a new Scooby-Doo. It's a Velma mini-series. That is the problem in and of itself. Yeah, no, there's a huge problem with that. Because you'd make it a lot easier to make a coherent story focused on Velma when you've got supporting characters in Scooby.

What the hell are you talking about? What do you mean a coherent story? I don't know what I'm talking about. Have you seen a single Scooby-Doo up? no exactly no I don't mean coherent but it's like you'd eat you'd be easier to make okay it's not Norbert it's Norville oh no oh is he replacing Shaggy yeah that character is Shaggy why is he not called Shaggy I don't know where's Scooby he's I just said he's not in it he's there's no Scooby okay well about

scrap about Fred Fred is in it and he's sort of the same there's like a joke Why did they change Shaggy's name then? I don't know. I always kind of assumed Shaggy was like a nickname anyway. Is this the reveal that he's going to earn the title of Shaggy? No, but they've like rewritten him to instead of... Shagg, so many girls. Let's call him Shaggy, bro.

No, he's like a simp now. Like he's simps for Velma. He's like... Oh, really? He's like... Hey, Belma, I send you a few VMs. make sure you listen to your VMs. Wow.

The only thing Shaggy should be simping over is Scooby Snacks. Yeah. And Mary Jane. Yeah. That's what he cares about. Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

This has upset me as well. It's like the... This isn't this... You know what? For once, this isn't... S.J.W. is taking it too far. Who is it? The major coalitions, yeah.

Is that HV? Yeah. It's HV.A. What? How weird is that? This is right-wing media taking it too far. How's it right-wing? Norville.

No, all I'm saying is... No, you forget in the connection here. Norville. Orville. I've been getting a lot of Orville clips on my YouTube shorts recently. Really? Yeah. But back on to topic, I agree. Scooby-Doo should have a dog in it. Really? That's going to be a spicy one. I think people are going to find that quite controversial, my friend.

Sometimes I just have to say what I feel. The hard truths. Yeah. But you don't quite appreciate how, you don't, you don't quite appreciate how, you awesome like shaggy is until you see it like ruined shaggy yeah but I was seeing designs where it's like they still change the race

but they keep him like the character they keep the character the same and it was like there was a bunch of fun designs like a saw of people like just mocking stuff up not whatever this is why he looks cool

no there's like a joke where in the second trailer he like says I don't like drugs and then he's like Rick and Morty looks in the camera and then like blinks it

it's getting weird with this sort of stuff it's like what who's is the joke Scooby-Doo was for like children and then it had these like these like weed sprinkles in it

well yeah it's called Scooby-Duby-Doo yeah yeah but that was like it means nothing to a child yeah yeah so then it has like a charm to adults who yeah it's like

oh that's kind of funny if you like pay attention who most most adults wouldn't have because it was like a stupid cartoon with a talking dog but like to do stuff like that it's like

come on give the adults some credit that like understand what's going on here and it's got like excessive violence in it as well oh like fred like he like roundhouse kicks someone's like leg off and like blood goes and like so i think this is the thing where like is it the rick and morty effect yeah i don't think so i think this is like the the force awakens effect explain because it's it's all these these IPs like no one can come up with a new thing

yeah you know so recycle. They've got to recycle this property, but they're like, oh wait, this came back, this, this, this came out back in like 1920. So all the people actually interested in the show are going to be at least like 100 years old. So we need to make it epic and cool. You know, because they're an old, they're an older audience now. So we've got to like have shaggy roundhouse kick his dad. Fred. Yeah, Fred roundhouse kick his dad in the cock. But this is one of the ones where It's the one thing that's brought the left and right together

Everyone hates this Maybe finally we'll see unity in America Maybe that's what that's the that's the ticket Take every single like Fun childhood property and just ruin them Yeah And that will bring us together You see I've also seen a lot of clips from this

Harley Quinn show Oh yeah people like say it's good or something everything I've seen of it is like incredibly cringy and embarrassing and it's like why why are you taking silly clown girl character from baby show I mean not like baby baby show like a show for kids that's yeah that's awesome um but like it's originally designed to be enjoyed for like kids mm-hmm why do you have to her say like the N-word. They did like edgy her up for like the Arkham games and stuff though.

Barely. Yeah, barely. She's like a goofy ass. What do you mean barely? She's in like a nurse outfit. Yeah, but she looked hot in the cartoon. It is goofy. She is in how many of the little big.

She's goofy as hell. Like those games, Arkham Knight went a bit, a bit too on the edgy side. Mm. You know, with like you gunning down. civilians in the opening like 30 seconds um which literally happens um but yeah i just feel like a lot of these IPs it's like just just let it if you keep it as what it is then the people who like that thing if you like make it good yeah that's that's the thing it's just like why don't you just make something good yeah because at the very least of like force awakens like it would be like

if they didn't have a lightsaber in it or the force you know these core concepts Scooby-Doo without Scooby-Doo is like it's such a bad idea yeah yeah

they would never do like Norbert without Norbert sorry Norbit they'd never do Norbit without Norbit yeah they'd never do Ace Ventura without transphobic jokes you know you just kind of

can't do it I found that so confusing as a kid like what that punchline was supposed to be that was the most confusing baner of my life yeah more confusing bonuses are to come with norville in a velma so the show is called velma yeah see if it was a velma with the live action Belmont from the the from bloodline yeah the the the bloodline velma then I'd be all in you know what I'm saying yeah yeah those live action movies have really good casting though yeah they do they're really funny yeah and the shaggy guy he rocks is that Matthew Lillard yeah he generally really cool guy he's perfect the shaggy yeah Matthew Lillard

he uh he like method acted fucking shaggy he matted acted shaggy he went in and it works because generally the highlight of that movie is shaggy yeah not that scary cgsy scooby that they got scary cg scooby they should have like uh two d them yeah i think those movie would be perfect if like the effects were yeah if they were like who frame roger rabbit yeah but that was kind of out of vogue at that point yeah yeah yeah who knows maybe there'll be a third one no with norville in it yeah instead of the shagger can you say that what norville's flying the Millennium Falcon this time yeah it's gonna norville Skywalker Do you think the new trilogy would be better of Norville was the main character? I think there's nothing you could do to make the new trilogy worse, so yes.

It would actually improve it. Yeah. Okay. I'm Norville Skywalker. Okay. That's cool. Yeah, man. I like thinking about that.

Not the new trilogy, just Norville. there's something else that's really being conjured into my mind when I say Norville Orville no it's something else Norville normal the North Norm of the North with Norville as the North I'm Norma the North Skywalker We need to stop talking about Disney properties Because I can hear James sighing every time

No, James, give us a Skywalker. Give us a new Skywalker. Mel Gibson. Mel Skywalker. Mel Skywalker. I'm Mad Max Skywalker. That's going to be like a movie at some point. Yeah, it is.

I'm played around a Skywalker. We need to move away from Star Wars. We're going to just talk about it for like... Yeah, and I can't possibly talking more about that. I'm liking this. My least favorite IP. Nah, this works. So you like Vellma more than that?

The only good for Star Wars movie is Phantom Menace. Oh, man. Well, that's all I got. What's that then? well it's kind of a graph of which animals you could be in fine didn't we go over that no no this is a fairly new one um it was comparing americans and british people yeah brits and americans um in terms of what how which i'll accept all the basics so it was a survey that was asking 2,000 british adults and 1,200 u.s adults um out of the following animals, if any, do you think you could beat in a fight if you were unarmed?

So about 70% of Brits thought they could kill a rat and closer to 80% of Americans thought they could kill a rat. That's really low. That is quite low, but yeah.

What's holding you back aside from the it's not really engaging the question. How are you actually going to lose to a rat? Yeah, you like can't. You might die eventually later from like infection. Some kind of disease you're an infection. But you would win in the fight. Next up was house cat, where

Americans again were about 70% thought they could kill a house cat or at least beat it in a fight. I'm adding the kill thing. It wasn't about killing. Closer to 60% of Brits. A bit more humble as a people. You know, we also have this thing called empathy. No, but that's not the question. That's irrelevant. It's just can you beat

it in a fight in a Colise? No, but I think people are considering how they feel in that and not just objectively can you kill it? The question is can you beat X animal in a fight and it's like, well if I had to fight a house cat well no but I know how this the lower end of this survey and the Americans

lose. What do you mean the Americans lose? They think they can beat animals they couldn't which is stupid. Yeah, well the next one is goose. This is when the real disparity kind of begins, where 60% of Americans think it could beat a goose in a phone. Close to the 40% of the UK. See, that's the thing. I think most

of those 40 were lads you just left a pub. Because if you just had six pints, you could absolutely deck a goose. No, the way, I'm reconsidering the question. I'm thinking, like, are you considering fight? Like,

you sort of stop once you feel like you've, like, can't take anymore. I don't understand what that detail changes about the question. It doesn't change anything. No, because, like, if you're wrangling with a cat and you're fighting it, but not trying to kill it, and it's just tearing you up. No, I confused it by adding the kill thing.

Yeah, that is confusing, but, like, what are the strict limit, like, is it a boxing match? Like, what? No, no, this is, we're going back into the Coliseum thing. It's not that, it's literally straight up. nothing else a human smashes a cat in the face the cat's gone that's a fight yeah that's what i'm saying yeah that's the thing so good good you get 100% of people could beat a rat yes absolutely that's a fact for us you just kick it and it's gone 100% of people could beat a goose yeah imagine some people can't because then they wouldn't be able to

heal it hard enough and the goose would attack them when they'd run away no but in the colosseum you can't no but we can't have the colosseum because then it's a fight to the This is just, think of a fight outside of a pub. One guy, decks another guy, the guy's knocked out on the floor, that's a fight. But you win if the enemy runs away. Yeah, that's a fight. That's how actual fights happen. Half the people always run away.

If you like grab a goose by the neck and just sort of sling it around and then let it go, it's going to, like, you win. It's a fight. I saw this absolutely insane video once of like a pit bull going for someone. And the way he gets it off him is like, he kind of picks it up and he like spins around. and uses the centrifugal force to like get it off him and fling it. Really? Yeah. Are you sure his arm didn't go with it? Medium-sized dog is next speaking of. Um, um, this is where it gets. More like 30 Americans will probably be like 60-70.

50% of Americans thought they could beat a dog whereas just under 40% of Brits. Um, but to be honest. Because when it gets to animals like like pays, she's like an average dog. dog. Yeah. But if she was going for you... I think she would kill me. No, this is the thing because dogs, they have extremely strong jaws.

Even Paisi can cause you damage. And us as humans, we'd be like, that hurts. And then we'd pull back because it's like, you're fighting a dog. Yeah, I reckon it depends on the breed because is anyone going to question a chihuahua?

No, but it's a medium-sized dog. A medium-sized dog is Paisley, but I think Paisy, golden retrievers in general are not aggressive enough to be a threat. Well, Argy is technically a medium, so... To be honest, I think a German Shepherd is a meat... No, they're definitely large.

But I reckon Argy could deal some damage to you. I don't know, I don't... I think he would hurt, but he'd be more like a cat. Argy would cause no damage at all. He's so easy, no, no. Because when he starts actually biting, he's like bitten me by accident. No, but we're not trying to hurt him. He's so small, honest to God, he's so small that he's so easy to kick.

I've wrestled Gaius when he's trying to bite me and there's something there but it's a bit like oh he's got some agility This is where they come in there You're underestimating No, I'm generally not You've got that American ego right I've not got the American ego

I'm only saying this because I play five guys a lot Argy just is not a threat I don't know why you believe he is I could beat Argy in a fight I couldn't beat Paisley No this is the thing because like Max Max Max Max Max number two He was a huge dog. He was, like, bigger than a German shepherd.

So he was large. But the thing of Paises, is golden retrievers had durability. Even in a lot of... What do you mean by durability? God, it actually stinks of shit. It, like, smells like... No, like, durability, like, Paisie's meat. Paises meaty.

You can't just ease... Okay, no, you can't ease... Eagle. 30% of Americans think eagle 30% is that it I reckon most people could be an eagle No oh my god No but Jamie that's so cocky

Because you've Have you held an eagle? Have I held an eagle? No Exactly I haven't held an eagle So like how do you know It's a bird

What's a bird gonna do? They have every advantage What do you mean Every advantage They've got so much maneuverability. They can needy dive-bomb you. Slice up your head and fuck off and you've got no... Okay, then what?

It's like a stupid dive bomber, man. They just... Yeah. Get your jugular? Yeah, and then you're dead. No, but think about it. I jump. Grab it by the neck.

I'm getting scratched up and stuff, but I slam him to the ground and then... You're like, you don't know, like, crato's fucking... No, actually, yeah, it was slightly less than 20% of the Brits who thought they could... Well, I'm not going to fight an eagle. Why don't fight a bird? About 25% of Americans think they could be a large dog. No, where... Absolutely not.

No, there's proof here is that nobody ever beats a German Shepherd police dog. Nobody ever bleats a German Shepherd police dog. I saw a video of a guy, Confirmal Vision, escaping on a motorbike. Out of nowhere, heat source just comes up, whips him off his motorbike. A fucking German Shepherd police dog will fuck up any American, any day of the week. Because they're fast in you. Even a medium-sized pit bull.

No. Yeah. Again, Paisley. People underestimate the power of teeth. No, yeah. So when you see these videos of people actually getting caught by the police dog, they're fucking bleeding, like, severely. They're sliced up.

And this police dog is being restrained by its handler. They're highly trained and everything. If it's going in to fight you, you're f***ed. Yeah, you're done. Chimpanzee, close to 20%. of Americans think they get or it's more like 10% of the UK.

Do you think you can beat a chimpanzee in life? No way. No way. No, because they have feral energy. They've got like, the strength of like 15 men or something. There's no way. Yeah, and they're fight dirty too. And they're aggressive, and they're highly aggressive. They eat balls.

Yeah. They know what hurts. Like, no, generally, if I go to Asia or whatever and I see a chimpanzee, I'm not going near it. I'm not. I'm not going near it. I'm not going to bother. King cobra.

About 15% of Americans thought they could kill one, whereas like 5% of Brits. I reckon there's a chance I could, like, win. I reckon you have a better chance with a king cobra than a chimpanzee or a large dog, or even an eagle to the least. The thing with the cobra, though, I feel like if I got bit, it'll be like, okay, I'm dead, but I'm killing this thing. You know?

It's like it's got me, but. you just grab it and start like I feel like if you can get his tail and start spinning the spin trick then you might be right kangaroo about 15% of Americans thought they could defeat it

no but there's no no this is this is 100% 100% of everyone because there's lethal evidence of an Australian walk and I'm deck one in the face that's an Australian guy this isn't an American guy no but the thing is the thing is the kangoo did nothing back it was just like that's the thing I think you

It doesn't go down. That's the thing. The kangaroo does not go down. It's not phased, but it's like, it lost the fight. It lost the fight because it didn't retaliate. That was a fight and the kangaroo lost. Yeah. I think you have to have like big bowl, like confidence to do that.

Yeah, you've got to have, it's going to read your energy and it's going to see that you don't be like, oh, he's submissing to me. So I'm just going to blah, blah, blah. Then you're like Mike Tyson. But if you just like walk up, swagger up and slag. No, no, I've actually seen, I've actually seen an old man fight a kangaroo. What do you mean? He won. the man did.

The thing is, kangaroos. Much like a human, what, what, like, aggressive things do they actually have? They lean back on their tail

and kick with their really strong back legs. Yeah, I can imagine that hurting, but like, that's like blunt force. They've probably got claws as well, right? They do have claws, yes. They have claws?

Maybe. Okay. I mean, I would probably lose to a kangaroo. If it's like a fully adult male, Yeah, I'd lose. Wolf is next, where about 12, 15% of Americans thought they could kill a wolf with their pants. Cringy.

Do you know how cringy that is? Because you see these comparison videos where it's like a big, like, shepherd or whatever and a wolf. The wolf is so significantly bigger. Wolves are huge. And they're not like a dog. They are bred to kill. And everything about them is bred to kill. Like, you will not win it against wolves.

they only think this Americans only think this because they got guns Well yeah that's the thing Like even if you had a knife You'd lose Maybe I'd put slightly higher But this is bare hands man It's like most of these people

Who'd answer yes If they'd probably been in a woods Whatever seen them all while having a gun So they feel confident When you're in the woods With just like jeans and a thing You've got no protection If they grab you

You are going to mean so much pain You're not even going to be able to retaliate you're dead next up was crocodile which 10% again of Americans thought they could kill with their bare hands sorry I keep changing it to kill

for that reason no crocodile's done deal see I say this Crocodiles alligator is what we're talking because I'd say because I'd say the majority of Floridians would say yes to a crocodile because they would just walk up and pick it up

and eat it in the water low but there's more you could deal with on on land i reckon i'm not know in terms of what then i feel like almost you have a better chance than like a wolf yeah because wolves are in a fight like you have to confront this thing at least you could like get on its back if it's on strain it yeah i guess that would count as like a win in a fight yeah if you You sort of had it in a position where it... Whereas you're not doing that to a wolf or a big dog or something.

No, because they're too much agility. Yeah, I see what you're saying, but... There's the fear factor. There's, like, I couldn't grapple a crocodile, and it would kill me. But we know it's possible, at least. We've seen them. Next up was guerrilla. Where about, like, 8% of Americans thought, and it's closer to 0% for the UK.

No, that just means we were actually... smart significantly smarter as a country no no human can be a gorilla in a fight no one we've talked about Mike Tyson

that's a different that's different but no like this is the thing Americans do think their perception of dangers warts because they feel the safety

of a gun so that they're in the presence of these animals or have a bears or whatever and it's like they have a guns they think they're an apex predator in when you've not got that gun

you're not on apex predator against the majority of animals that exist. We're not apex predators. Yeah, because our advantage is our brain and like tools we can use. Yeah, and you take the tools away, we're literally pathetic. What about a gorilla with a gun? It's over. No, but the thing is the gorilla knows it wouldn't even need to use the actual gun, it would just use it as a hammer. What about a

gorilla with like a giant sword? That's just unfair. But you get a gun. No, but there's no actual situation where a human can beat a gorilla in a fight. No. No, a gorilla like... No, we're talking about how strong chimps are. Yeah, guerrillas are like times a hundred.

Guerrillas are like trains. Like, no, because if you... As hard as you can hit, the gorilla's not even going to feel it. No matter what you do, the gorilla's taking no damage and it's only crushing your bones of every smack. Because, yeah, the reason they don't do that is because they're gentle beings. They don't want to. But if they're forced into a fight... I'm sorry, you're done.

Yeah. They will literally pick you up and just... You'll be dust. And it won't be pretty. Lion was next, about the same as guerrilla. No. In the exact same places for that. I think a lion is more dangerous than a gorilla.

Cushing power. Which is like, it's just a cat but giant. And with actual play drive. Yeah, more prey drive. Yeah, bigger fangs, bigger claws, ways... Yeah. I mean, I couldn't be a gazelle in a fight. Mm-hmm.

And lions just, like, chase them down and kill them, like, it's nothing. Yeah. No, that's the thing you've got to look at this. What things can all these animals kill easy? When, generally not much different to the majority of their play. I think a lion could kill a gorilla with not too much effort. Do you think so? No, it would be a lot of effort, but I think a lion would win.

That's a good question. question. No, even, even, no, teet and fangs. No, teeth, fangs and claws, sorry. No, pull this back, boars. They're like the apex.

They, they... No, because obviously, they're a big threat, and that's why there's so many campaigns against them. Yeah, because they're the perfect height to slice important veins in your lips. And people get killed by them when even using guns. Like, these are small, because significantly small animals,

and they can f*** you up no matter what. Well, they're like the densest... Yeah, pure mass. They're just running mass. Yeah, just a protein block with like horns. The penultimate one is elephant, which has the same stats again as lion and gorilla. So nearly 10% of them thought they could kill an elephant. 10% of Americans think they can kill an elephant.

Sorry, fight. I keep saying kill. I don't know what is going on with me right now. No, no, who are these people? How many brain cells do they have? What would you do? It's an elephant. You can't even...

You can't even... You can't even pierce their skin and they can literally crush your body. All they have to do is like a light jog in your direction. And you're already in trouble. Yeah, I don't think you could fight like a cow, especially a bull.

I'm not fighting a cow. Hell no. They're a huge. They're huge. And finally grizzly bear. No. Which case, it kind of halves. It was more kind of like,

6% of Americans in this poll. No, no, 100% all of these Americans think they have guns. There's no way any normal human being could think they could beat an L of grizzly bear in a fight with their hands. That's absurd. Like, that's 0%. Yeah. No, you see videos of them and they're like, they're so huge and they will kill you. What if they do that charge thing and you hold your ground and go,

Does that count as winning? I'm big! Yeah. But that's not a fight. There's no actual fight there. Yeah, that is different. Yeah, so... Unless the pre-fight counts as like...

No, we're saying just to straight up you're in a situation. It's like the fucking bit before a boxing. It's like, you fucking bear. Poo bear. Ian Honey, mother-fitting. No, I want to question these Americans.

Yeah. Because I think you'd... be able to find a very easy demographic among them, among them. Stupid. Yeah, fucking stupid. Like, that's the thing. England is a significantly smarter country, because we don't think we can fight bears.

Yeah, we don't even have to worry about them here. I would have thought the country that has bears would be more worried about them. Yeah. Or at least more understanding of what they can do, because it, like, we don't, that's not even a thought we ever even have to consider. Yeah. I hope there's not a bear on my way to work today. Yeah

I saw a video Just the other day Of like Some woman was going out to her car To get like the groceries She opened the door And then started screaming Because there was like a bear

In the back of her car And it came like What? Coming out And she was like trying to close the door And then like ran inside her house Nah The bear's trying to be like

A serial killer Sat in the back hiding Waiting for her to get in there He just wanted the picnic basket Yeah Maybe you wanted to go to Tesco BearSco more like Bear Bear Bear

I'm gonna get a smike Buy bear bear Buy bear bear I do declare buy bear bear Bear Bear Bear Shirts and mug available now Check the description below Bro, you're just like leaking, because you just smell of the...

Fuck. I don't know what does it! Cheese, probably. Cheese, probably. No, if it's bread... This is gonna be recorded. If I have a gluten intolerance, I'm going to kill myself on the spot. With a knife.

With a knife. No, like generally, celiac is. These ones in my family. Two members of my family can't eat bread. And if it's going to be me, there and then, on site, don't give a fuck. Imagine having to eat, like, wheat and gluten-free bread every day.

There's no love in that. Doesn't matter how good your life is. You could have everything in your life, the dream, or everything. But if you can't eat actual bread, there's no point of being alive. You need to chat with Gwyneth Paltrow, man. Why?

And smoke her candles, bro. You just need to have a little snip of my piece. So, can you all right? Yeah. I imagine her, like, laying them. Yeah. On, like, the production line. She's, like, laying them.

Like the alien queen. Ont to a conveyor belt. How does the queen in aliens move the eggs? Don't the little minions move them around? Yeah, little minions, too. Oh, okay, like just the alien moves them around. The xenomorphs. Wait, like the male ones?

Yeah. Yeah, the worker slaves. Do you like it when Gwyneth Paltrow and aliens is in the max suit? And she goes, oh, bitch. And then throws out of a robot lock or it will. No discount on my candle for you, bitch. Sniff this, bitch.

Welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the Jal Media community. Head over to the suggestion thread and ask us whatever you feel like, just like stick them up, did. How often does Alex draw, is JAR merch his only illustrative endeavor? Interesting question. Three or four, I'd say. Often enough. No, I've been journaling. And I do one page of text and one page of text and one page.

with a little drawing so I do it was today's going to be is it going to be like a caustic gas it's going to be your gas at this rate have you started a new red dead play through recently no no but it is

yeah I do like the the journal in that yeah I think it's it's actually quite a good character thing I think it it's incredibly sensible to to journal

just in general yeah to journal I think like to already in the short time I've been doing it like I've gone back to the beginning and look to what I've written in me like oh yeah I did think that on that day and now I'm remembering everything because I'd row it down

but not just for that not just for that though not just for remembering things just to like get it out from me in. Well, yeah. Like to translate feelings into thought I think it's kind of hard. I used

to like do that now and again like on my phone, but there's something about grabbing that pencil and scribbling it in. It's more, it's much more permanent when you write something as opposed to typing something because it's like yeah and you can like edit it at any point, yeah.

Sven says, does Jamie still have his classic New Zealand beanie? Um The main one I used to wear I got a big hole in it I think because I wore it so much Really? Yeah

So I can't really wear it anymore That is unfortunate Paper Mache Dream says What would be the best and worst ways To end the jar cast Hope it never ends though Well one of us dying It's clearly like the worst way

It probably would be the worst That's the taste That's the ace for actually the worst Because it's just like doing a doing a... Okay, but dying in what way? What way would be the worst? Well, we have to, like, make up the, um...

You know, the cotton-stuffed body. What? Yeah, what? Cotton-stuffed body. Taxidermy. Why would you have to taxidermy? The last episode, you're gonna have to be taxidermied on it to explain why you're not...

Oh, like, yeah, we like, try and make a bit out of it. The final episode Let's actually do it with the corks Yeah Yeah so it's like the worst Death would be the one that like Leaves like half a taxidermy So you have to make the West

You have this audio can be my permission Where if I suddenly like fall off a cliff or something You can do one final episode With my Rigger Mortis ass Body fucking Rotting in the corner While you'd make your funny little Norbit jokes

We can Bernie. Yeah, you just can't. What about the best way then? The best way to have to end the podcast, which is by thing, a sad thing to do. So it would be the best way to do it. It's in the best event that would force us to end it or the best way of us ending it. I'm picturing like, we rent out like a battle bus late.

Like, real. Like flying. We're all like, we have our GoPro's, this is the final episode, guys. And then we will jump out of the back with our arms back and fly down. Into like a war zone. Let's go. About what?

Yeah, that would be pretty dope. Isn't that the most, like, privileged shit to make jokes about that? What? Jumping out of a battle bus. Wouldn't it rock to just, like, jump out of a battle bus into an open... Yeah, like, that really cool battle of Normandy. Yeah. That I wish I was there for.

James actually wishes he was there, though. I wish I was just a sniper on the fronts of Norman Day. No, I don't wish that at all. Okay, give us a real one then. A good ending for the cast. Yeah. No, but why would we be ending it? No, what's it true?

You're thinking too much. I think the best ending would be us really old. And... Make a fart joke. We'll die at the same time. Well, no. that wouldn't be good we already established that death is bad

yeah no no that would be awesome if we're all like ancient just sat in these chairs and we all just die at the same time no no the best ending no the best ending is when we're all like properly like almost at death store and we do a cast but we do it like ants and entz conversations

so we're like yeah never take it to them combine all these ideas we're all really old we're all in the battle bus but we jump out without a parachute and we just live stream sat on a sofa like plummeting

yeah good afternoon morning yeah hmm Eric May says gentlemen with the jarcast

entering its eighth year this past week I thought it would be interesting to see how far away you guys are from certain milestones the first date is when you'll reach that milestone

in terms of the true number of podcasts this week technically be the 364th episode of the podcast and the same wait how how is 64 episodes go yeah what they disappeared I guess that includes corn um and the second date is when you reach that milestone based on the official episode number with this date being 308 episode 420 12th of February 24 or 10th of March 2025 um Episode 500 being the 25th of August, 2025, or the 21st of September, 26th,

episode 666 will be the 30th of October, 2008. Or the 26th of November, 2009. Yo! Episode 7.50 would be the 10th of June to 2030, or the 7th. 7th of July, 2021. And finally, episode 1000 would be the 26th of March, 2035,

or the 21st of April, 2036. Uh, well, so nearly Blade Runner's setting. So thoughts, will AI take over before these milestones can be reached or will Jaya prevail in the Robot Wars?

Now, we're going to win. Yeah, we watch Robot Wars as a kid, so. I know to build robots that kill other What I'm hoping is that before we get to like episode 500 One of us is dead Um like deep fake technology and like like brain chips We can just like scan our brain deep fake ourselves into doing podcasts We know currently um you can there's like a technology that exists where

For like certain streamers and stuff they've like built like chat bots So like you can talk to a check a text bot that like mimics certain influences so the next logical step is just like say one sentence into our machine and we just say a thing let's go yeah and then just randomly generate like episodes forever it's so no but like what's the difference man we're just we're just heading directly towards it all yeah so you adapt now or die holding onto tradition what what adapt now or die wanting on through it is

no but like but like in the future what is going to be the difference between like generated content and real content um you have like a certified fresh

um like sticker like certified real yeah we're real I swear but what if like AI, like, this is the first algorithm movie from Disney, and then it's just the best movie ever made. What if that happens? No, what if they, what if, yeah, they do that, they release a movie and it's, like, awesome and everyone loves it, and then, like, five years later, they're like, no human worked on that.

Yeah. Avengers Infinity War. Yeah. Yeah, man, I don't know. too scary for me well this is kind of scary too Lego Vim 1, 2, 3 says If each of the jar boys were a Pokemon

Which would they be? Come on James Unleash I know you've been holding this one in James would be the keys You'd be cleft key Yeah You'd be ditto

Okay Because of your jumper and I guess by process of elimination I'd be Pikachu I was going to say the same thing no you weren't I was I was going to say you're Pikachu because you're the main character

of my life that's not how life works it's how my love life works I feel like James is one of the legendary dogs remember those guys The fire dog I'm the fire dog Yeah

Fire dog Fire dog That's what they do Right I'm water dog I'm Ice Bird Firebird Firebird

Firebird I hate all the legendary Pokemon They suck When Pokemon in general When Pokemon When Pokemon tries to be cool Shit

When it tries to be cute Hey No, Ray Quaza Nah, Ray Quavers Quavers are nice But Ray Quaza sucks, dude Flying snake, flying snake Yeah, I'm of a green

snake, bro No Pikachu, awesome, squirtle, awesome Charazard, awesome No, Charisard, awesome No, Charamander Or Sarazard's better No, Charamander's better

Uh As his bloodstoyce Pigeon Pigeon rocks. Pigeon. Pigeot. Idiot. Bill into it. No, pigeon.

No, but bro, like, some Hindu frat was like, yeah, Jim's Wobberthet, James is interleian, and Alex is Mr. Mine. I'm Bobber Fett. Yeah, well, he's just making them up. Boba Fett, BobaFat, Boba,

Boba, Boba, Boba. George Lucas. George Lucas. What what's what star wars species would you be oh hmm that's a good question james would be subalba the subalba yeah hey the budu da boudo the boudo the boudo eat of my do do do the poodle i can't remember what they're called um dingles dinkies what would you be oh man i should be the sky walk skywalk a skywalker race i'd be a target no not a Gargarian.

A toy darian. A toy darian. What is a toy darian? Vote. Oh, yeah. I'd be one of them blue bitches. The women race. With the squid ears.

Are they only women? No, they're not other because of bib. Who's bib? You know, Bib Fortuna. Yeah, I know Bib. Oh, yeah, yours. No, yeah. No, I'm thinking.

I'm thinking of the green ones. Ely Sakura sort of beat. No, they're like orange. The green one, the one who has the two green lightsabers. And she gets gunned down in that. Yeah, that's Ayla Secura, isn't it? Oh, I thought you said, um, the one from the Clown Wars. Yeah, she is.

Whatever, man. No, I'm Kit Fisto. Oh, the, the squid guys. Yeah, the water man. Yeah. Squiddies. It's me, get fist over you. You better watch your back.

Is that a get fist take away? Yeah, you haven't seen the Glen Wars. That's what he always says. Doesn't he, James? Yeah. Yeah. Which Lord of the Rings? Which Lord of the Rings race will you be, guys?

Which, um, which battlefield bag company two class would you be? I generally scout, engineer. You would be an engineer, you dick. Which civilization, sieve would you do? Yeah, yeah. I'll be Genghis Khan. No, no, let's actually talk about Siv. Let's actually talk about Siv right now.

Okay, we can end the cast on this then. We've actually talked about Siva for a few times on this. And no matter, regardless how much we talked about it, Alex would never play it. but you've got you've been hooked jim uh gifted me it on steam i think i mentioned last episode yeah i've played a bit of it we've done about 250 turns of a of a of a match um of a standard speed match because an ordinary multiplayer match would be over by now oh really um yeah i'm still a definitely a noob um but i've got a couple solo saves going as well yeah very very addictive game

highly addictive I like all the leaders I like all the strategy um yeah all the options I think it's just so like engagingly engaging and really easy to pick up

really simple yeah that's the thing I was always trying to express the most to you because when you hear people talking about it it sounds like the most complex thing on the planet yeah yeah it does and it is complex

there's a lot going on Yeah, it's like It's the best thing a game can be Like low barrier to entry Really high skillsy Yeah Yeah, really fun Masterpiece

It's an amazing game I think it's like One of the best games to play with friends as well Because it's not like You get fucked by them They're stupid sports It's not like It's not demanding

Like Twitch Yeah, it's not like playing Warzone or Apex, but it's not like playing a co-op game where it's just like, sort of by the mill. It's like, you sort of have to talk around shit. Like, there was the instance recently where my civilization discovered oil. And you screwed me over. Yeah, way before you guys. And you just built a city, but you didn't know that. city had access to a lot of oil so then I convinced you without you knowing that I knew

this to sell me the city so I bought it and then it's like it's it's it's it's it's like just really a really clever game so yeah it's kind of like real life but sort of condensed well yeah it's it's more real than real life yeah it's like uh it's amazing they actually managed to build something like cohesive from such a kind of grand idea yeah yeah and it would be so easy for a game that's trying to achieve the stuff that it is to get lost in the details yeah and just collapse in on it so yeah but it's it's like surface level basic but it's it's it's deep enough when you want it to be It's a masterpiece, baby

Yeah I'm on our save I am Gandhi Just just rolling in in faith Which you can't use Which I can use Yeah which I can Because I didn't know

Certain mechanics So I'm in trouble But not necessarily You're doing way better than gems And that's that, ladies and jents This has been Star Wars podcast episode 600

Oola, hey, me some of my do, sir, huh? Do you say, give me a few credits for that business, will you? Yeah, typical toy dairy. Well, James, I was going to get into the toy dairy. Civil War, if you wanted to listen. What do they fight with? What are Toyarians?

They're like bores. They're like pigs, but fly. Well, I know what they look like, but I mean, like, in a war. So imagine how boars fight, but they're like flying pigs. They're not like flying pigs, though. They're like flies. They got like that dangly thing and shit? A little pig guys.

You know, a little fun fact about Wotto is that the reason he's got one of his tusks missing is that the animators were struggling to find a way to animate his mouth and actually have you like see what you're saying because otherwise you'd have two big tusks and you'd see like no mouth movement basically really yeah so then you can see those struggles like in the clone walls or whatever where they have toy daring characters with two tusks and it like just looks terrible wow yeah I don't see well so surely a creature you're that big and kind of like fluffy and fat when it's flapping his wings it would sound like a

helicopter right next to you yeah no imagine a like a mechanism that picks up a human a mechanism that picks up a human yeah like with wings like how much force oh right like a jetpack or something yeah and they're like fat little blue guys

am I right like um the joker at the end of um you know that movie I watched the other day The Mask of the Fantasm I haven't seen that movie since I was four Oh right Well on that note

Bye bye I'm just choosing my civic over here Let me just Research some science over here You discover the Toy Darians You discover the Toy Darians Real seal out of the way. Oh!

Fuck sake, I didn't even... Yeah. I didn't even like intent of that. There's footage, man. It wasn't intentional. You just got footage. I've seen footage. Who wants to intro on the patron?

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