JAR Media Posdact - Not So #GentleMinion - JARCast Episode 282

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia James' Website: https://www.casa-35.com/ Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:25 Housekeeping 20:34 Water Cars 25:49 Breaking Down The Podcast Demographics 37:17 James' Website 46:07 Mid Break 47:49 A Jarling Clashes With a Cult 51:09 Who is The Female Ryan Reynolds? 53:21 Nostalgia Discussion 1:03:35 Is it Even Worth Playing Mass Effect 3 at This Point? 1:06:06 New Gorillaz Single 1:06:56 Jar Media Music 1:09:08 Remake Discussion 1:19:03 Importing Cars 1:23:13 Bonus Moment & Patron Segment

I like the weak oil on the video there. I have to sneeze like that otherwise I get a weird pain in my side. Like a debilitating pain. I get a really bad pain when I sneeze. Really? Down to my hand? Down to my right hand. Really hurts.

No, I googled it because I thought, does this mean I'm dying or something? Basically because your whole body is like squeezing at once. Certain nerves can be like squeezed. Oh, so I must have certain sensitive nerves like here. Yeah, so those nerves will be squeezed and mine nerves that go down to my hand gets to squeeze. So I get a serious pain down to my hand. This is why I use the tactic of screaming when sneezing because you don't get that. Because your body doesn't...

Yeah, exactly. Hence the dad sneeze. You've got a dad sneeze, basically. Yeah, you gotta just scream because you don't tense your body up. I've got such a vivid memory of the first time I noticed that that sneezing nerve pain I was like at a sleepover in like primary school and I was really allergic to like dust back then so

like my friend's mum like got an old pillow down or whatever and I started sneezing but I was sneezing inwards and I must have been sneezing so much that it was like I just felt like I was stabbed inside almost. I didn't know what to do. But I hid it though, like a true man. Yeah. Yeah. Like a strong man. Being, being a boy is hiding your sneeze pain. Being a man is screaming it out. So true. Good afternoon, evening or night. Everybody. Welcome to JARCust,

episode 282, a palindrome, if you will. You say that every time. Every time there's a palindrome. You got a problem with that? Do you have a problem with that? James? No, I like it. Do you have a problem with that? Jim? No, I like it. Do you have a problem with that? Rene?

No, Green's still here, everybody. Another wiggerine. Reney. Rene. Yeah. I am in the council who's going to put a vote in the Supreme Court that Wien is forever banished from the Jarm Media podcast. Well, me and Alex are the rest of the Supreme Council, and we deny it. No, the president will just overturn your vote anyway, so it doesn't matter.

There is no president. Oh, there is. President of the United Kingdom. Yeah. Someone looks like a fool. We got a queen over here. Oh, yes, I am Queen E. I'm Big G.

I'm Big Q. And that's Big R. Big Green. Do you think it's messed up that we've kind of abandoned the alternate names? We used to have this real thing going each week where it was like, we got the Golden Freddy over here, we got, we got Craig over here, we got. Smart more over here. I think that that era passing is probably one of the best things to jar structurally. Why?

Consistency. Having consistent names makes... Oh, yeah, we still have the most consistent names around. We have more consistent names than previous. And that... A step in the white direction is still a step. I'm not sure about that one. Of course you disagree, ween.

And you disagreeing Disagree with Rine Disagreen with Rine It's the new segment Eating Green Eating Green, eating Rine The most controversial statements Rien will deal with

And all the other kinds Randy can deal with Yeah We're getting quite a few R's now on the cast It's a unique JJR cast Yeah Nice Jabber Javier

Jabber Javier Yeah. JUR. Do you ever regret me, like, not investing in a soundboard? No, my, I... If you invested in a soundboard, I can guarantee our lives would be significantly more miserable. No. Like, a programmable one, like any sound we want.

So every episode, it's just like a new nightmare for James, basically. Um, on the subject of soundboards, have you seen those buttons owners get for their dogs? Buttons? where it's this like funny TikTok joke where it's like oh the dog wants food and then that other button is like a swear word and it's like ha ha funny dog swearing ah innocent thing doing edgy thing much like minions with um rude memes

I'm not a fan of dogs pressing buttons to speak I thought you about so you're not a fan of minions in which case I was going to get angry I think minions have been on the wise recently because of the gentle minions movement and that Gentle minions. Yeah, when you go... You go to the cinema to watch Dispicable Me Free or four.

So it's actually Minions 2? Minions 2. The fifth in the franchise? And you dress as a gentleman. A gentle minion? Yeah. Really unfuny. Which is ironic because they're anything but gentle.

Yeah. Really unfunny. You're making minions not cute. stop satirizing minions leave them natural they're cute um my face too

yeah don't corrupt my minions the Facebook groups are so angry at the moment isn't it weird that once again Giles kind of predicted a meme coming with James saying that he likes minions and being shit about months ago

yeah you were saying but it's a bit of a thing I've been noticing like people saying like yeah actually it was just group think to hate minions this whole time they're actually they're actually based everybody yeah that's the whole thesis for this gentle minion yeah

I'm sure illumination and universal are clapping at the free advertisement and extra revenue they're getting as yeah because of hordes of people are going to the cinema because of gentle minions it's it's the it's the morbius thing but it actually worked yeah but it but missing like the joke, the funny part.

That's the issue I have. Just like the issue I have with how dirty this house is and how much cleaning we've got to be doing to get things in order. This is the housekeeping segment. We round off and address and summarize some of the conversations from the previous episode from furious jarlings.

We make them furious regularly. I think I'm a big contributor to the furiosity of the jarlings. That's what makes it so spicy. I feel like this is just targeted at this point. I say nothing that's ever worth any anger. Joseph's gonna get us going. Rien brings some much needed edge and grit to the show.

Fantastic edition. Not to jerk myself off too much there, but thank you. I'd have to agree. What do you think, James? Do you agree, disagree with Joseph? You don't even have to ask me about my opinion on Wien. Um, my bores Ritchie has a real one in regards to last episode's topic of Obi-Wan. Um, the Marvel effect on Star Wars, where characters appear everywhere feels like fan fiction

and is weighing the series down. The reason this is happening, I think, is because of inspiration. Whereas the original Star Wars films were inspired by Kurosawa and Samurai cinema, sci-fi serials, Shakespearean family drama, spaghetti western aesthetic, and Eastern religion and philosophical influence. Current Star Wars is just inspired by Star Wars content itself, often feels like fan service, leading to content like somehow Palpatine returned. The Mandalorian felt like a step in the right direction because, in my opinion, it's basically

using the foundation of Lone Wolf and Cub, 70s samurai films. But then, with Booker Bob Affett and the sequels, you can see Disney attempting this Marvel-type crossover stuff where the inspiration is now just Star Wars itself and can make content feel like a fan film. I think that's quite a good summarising a lot of the problems they're having Yeah, yeah From an outsider perspective

Because I've not been engaged With any of the Star Wars boom Yeah, yeah I watched the first like sequel And I didn't watch it pretty much any of us Besides Rogue One So seeing it from that type of view Yeah, that is just what it looks like

It just looks like it's trying to be Marvel And it's trying to make Marvel money They're like in the same bucket at this point Yeah Like content churn A lot of like similarity Or whatever just absolute for profit and only profit no nothing to do of art or Integrity yeah unless they channel the true inspirations and all the stuff that has gone right has tended to do that so

Good observation Idle hi says this the You might remember last episode played a cover of crazy goblins Crazy Goblins cover guy here I have to say this is the proudest moment of my entire life I've been watching for about six years now and never thought I'd be acknowledged on the cast also I'd be happy to satisfy James and cover Minion Supreme as well if he actually means it BR BR BR do it what's BR BR be up I've always be I seem as a short and a version okay no that's cool that's cool

actually I think hmm oh here we go star man 99 has one did you're I'm a big fan. I've been watching for years. I really look up to Rene. We have a lot in common and it reassured me that I'm not immature for liking Lego or SpongeBob. I'd really appreciate if you guys had a meet and greet at MCM Comic-Con. I went to see guerrillas the same day the cast did, August 11th, and was heartbroken to miss seeing you. Other YouTubers like Tomska and Ashthans were there when I went in May. Please give it a thought. As a group of jar boys would be such chaos energy. Game on Peng Tings. shoot this down would you ever go to like a convention I'm gonna say no simply because I think I don't view

myself as like a on the same level of these Tomskers and whatnot so going there feeling like oh yeah I'm YouTube and whatnot just doesn't sit white with me it's not like the type of thing I want out of jar you don't want to meet the jarlings

it's not that I don't want to meet them but I'm a huge introvert and going to those type of events is my literal hell that is the my paralysis demon as an event is those type of events I can't do it I'm not I've been to like a couple I went to one in Birmingham

but like I didn't announce I was there or anything so yeah I don't know I'm kind of with James where I don't know I think it's like meeting fans just in the wild at Sammy's is like that's cool. Yeah, I like that. Or like we often will meet Jowlings when we see live music. Yeah. That's one of the most common ones. And that's cool.

Yeah, that's just like a, it's like a natural like experience. You're not going there because when you're going to these events, you're expected to meet people. So kind of on edge and the way you're going to interact can be not true. It can be fake almost because you're expecting it. But if you just won into someone Yeah, I found it interesting when I was at the one in Birmingham There were a bunch of big TikTokers there And people like

queue up to get an autograph from a TikToker And I just kind of was walking around like gawking It's like this is crazy Yeah, YouTubers are the Like the race of elders now They're like the old school thing Ticktokers have overthrown. Yeah.

And there's a new one each week. Who's your favourite Ticktoker, James? Um, Sally's pizza. Sally Slices. Sally Slices. Who's Sallie's Slices? Bro, everyone knows Sally Slices. How do you not know Sally Slices?

Come on, bro. What kind of slice? Um, life. Up to you. Yeah, slice of life, sort of. Yeah. Sally's slice of life. Motivational slice of life video.

Is it Jim videos? You love Jim videos. What do you mean by that? Videos of me. Ha ha ha. Hey, that's true. The D pro says this. Hi, Jaya, boys.

I can't believe I managed to catch up to this episode. I've been watching I H.E for a long time. And a couple months ago, I started listening to the Pog's Jost cast. I assume that you mean us. I mainly had you guys on in the background while playing the binding of Isaac. Thoughts. and it made me, and it really may play in that game a special experience for me. You guys made me laugh out loud so much.

I don't even think the sleepy cast managed to do that for me. James really has to be my favourite, but I love all you guys. The weirdest part about this journey is that the relatively quick change, from Rubin being a mainstay to him not appearing at all. Funny thing is, I watched the Rubin video explaining why he's no longer on the cast first, and then started with episode one. So listening with that knowledge made it a bit weird. also when you guys reached the big

bad bad of early 2020 it was a good way of putting it it was really interesting hearing the perspectives again after the fact not that it's really over but you know what I mean now I'm all caught up and definitely look forward to catching the newest episode every week thanks so much guys cheers

yeah no I mentioned this in a previous episode that I went back and watched the pre-bad bad bad video where I talked about my trousers and my getting into shorts to go to the bathroom to then get naked. Oh, the pajamas thing? The pajamas thing. And that was like pre-bad bad bad. And it's

just crazy in that and the fact that's like two years. Yeah. And even now it's like that we knew nothing. It's crazy. Yeah. That was a good era though, that one. That yeah. Pre-bad bad bad. The pre-bad bad or like as Bad Bad Bad Bad started

was like a really There are some gems, yeah. There are some real gems with some gems though, of course. So, A.E. this, hi boys. I guess I want to chime in on the gamer girl discussion. So I'm a woman and I've invested a really large part of my life into games, especially competitive e-sporty games. I used to be huge into Overwatch, climbing through the ranks, and when I got to like High Diamond, voice comms became really important. That's where I had to stop because most of the time when I opened my mic, I got absolutely shit on. Until that point, I'd avoided communicating in voice

chat. It felt pretty bad because the game was really important to me back then and I was super invested in the ranked shit. The things being said didn't really get to me because being a woman in a competitive video game space you really get used to that shit. The games being ruined is what got to me. So three years ago I started playing League of Legends, which doesn't have voice chat. League is absolutely toxic and the chat is a cesspool, but at least it's an even playing field for me. I can communicate just as easily as everyone else and my gender doesn't get in the way of my rank grind. Oh god that sentence is so stupid. I would never ever play a competitive game with the voice coms which is kind of sad but I had to accept that fact in overwatch oh and by

the way I had a horrible anti-sjW phase two sorry for the long comment um it's kind of what we're saying yeah yeah it's like with rank and whatnot you kind of it's like rainbow 6 it was like communication just becomes key when you're trying to enjoy that game yeah yeah it's the same apex to a certain level yeah it's like if you're playing anything competitively basically yeah it's fucked and it's not casually but I'm glad that league doesn't have have it because if League had the voice chat oh my god I don't even think I've ever

watched gameplay of League of Legends all I know about it is that it's just toxic as fuck this got like the worst fan base ever yeah and imagine that on the mic it would just be like the sloppiest remains of 4chan it's like the grease that that filters our 4chan onto the floor

that's what the League of Legends like voice chat would be a couple more here to end this segment Aya Vizgevuga says watching this with really bad wind Hope you sorted that out And Eurn, more importantly, says Bear Bear Boys, I work in an online shop processing orders

And one of the customers had the surname Loi This of course had me pissing myself Laughing like an idiot in front of my co-workers And I had to say I was just laughing at a podcast I was listening to Which didn't really help as I was actually listening to Jara at the time And couldn't realistically explain why Alex singing bippity boppety boy to his dog was funny.

So yeah, thanks for creating an awkward situation. What was the first name? What would be the perfect first name for the surname, Loi? No, that's not a real name, though. Prime? What do you think, then? Richard Loy? No, not Richard, no.

Bugatti? Bagatti Loy? Oh, you gotta have something. Yeah, you're, if you kind of fake names, what's the real name? No, that's a question to you, not to me. Well, Loy with an E at the end. Loy. Loy, Loy, Loy.

No, Ulani. Ulani's the best name. Ulani. To end this segment then, George is not okay. says just a reminder it is now definitely summer so you better be in those ice cold showers boys um cold sharing no it's not summer this week has been pretty cold and rainy it's it might be like 28 degrees today but that doesn't mean it's consistently really warm for ages no but this is a thing we're almost at the end

of summer and there's not been a day when I haven't been able to sleep I think something's up. What about last night? Last night was not really the end of summer, though. It's the beginning of July. Yeah. Summer ends in August. Yeah, I'm at the beginning of July.

Yeah, that's like, almost two months. August, ends in August. August is in like two and a half weeks. But doesn't it start in June? It does. No, no, honestly, I felt weird this year because it doesn't seem to be as hot as, like, last year. I remember there was a period of, like, last year

when there was, like, Five days of hell. Yeah. And I don't seem to have had that this year. We've had some very hot days, but like, I believe in the great flattening. What do you mean by that? Everything's becoming flatter. What?

Yeah, like the earth. No, like, winter is less cold. Summer is like evening out. autumn is less mild. It's all just becoming the same. Yeah, by the time we're, let's say five years, there's going to

be no variation in weather. It's just one constant temperature. One constant temperature with rain for like two hours a day at the same time every day. That would prove that the earth is flat, that they can... CERN can control weather. If the

Earth is flat, it's going to be easier to control the weather and stabilize it. Have you not realised that there's been loads of storms in America recently because they've turned CERN back on? Come on people, wake up. CERN's back on? Yeah, they did turn CERN on recently. Personally, I heard they were controlling the weather with other means, such as planes.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Planes have nothing on CERN, bro. Or birds. Or electric cars. Yeah, electric cars. Solar panels, bro. It's in the solar panels. They're taking the heat.

when the water cars no the water cars aren't going to be any because anyone who gets them just disappears but do you want to give the jarling's context for that if I'm not sure to do a little meme chats surely because that's a pretty good one does that count

what were cars yeah the water car meme is it based in any reality have they ever tried it how how seeing what with the water this is where the meme context had kind of removed the original

so there was a shooting in America recently and one of the people who he was making like genuine water powered cars like an actual scientist making water powered cars but how does it work what do they do?

I can't tell the exact science but since then it's been a meme to be like you're making more powered cars you're gonna you're gonna disappear and I think it's been diluted in the fact that some people have been seen

pouring water into looks like a tank in their engine and be like, my car's water powered, but it's not water powered. Surely they're just like filling up their screen cleaner or something. But I heard months ago from a guy, a drunk guy in a pub, he was like, I know this guy that's

like, he's a part of this company and apparently they've figured out a way to make cars run off water. Like seawater. just any water H2O Like there's

There's no downsides It's the most abundant Like Yeah Resource on the planet Yeah but What happens when we Suck it up

Well then we run out of water And then it's a whole new Because remember Cape Town has water issues They've used too much water They're running out of water It's a real issue That humans will run out of war At some point

Why don't we just There's lots of sea water But like How does it propel a vehicle forward? What part of it? Well, it's instead of breaking up fuel to generate heat and energy, it's breaking up water to generate heat and energy. Yeah, but how?

You can't bond water on a standardly designed engine. Well, no, that's the whole thing. But this guy was like, they won't release the water-powered engine because they can't make as much money off of water as they can fuel. really yeah that's the that's the theory this was legit like two years ago really yeah he told me about this maybe not that long like one year ago that's wacky yeah man once once those conspiracy gates open they really aren't shut and easy are they yeah so i i'm i believe it i but but think about it as well like you start using water for fuel

and water's getting broken down as fuel what's being released don't know what's water made out of bit of this bit of that no carbon no CO2 no greenhouse gases from

vehicles the government is taking out people that are creating water powered water cars I think I'm doing it I'm just googled it to try and get a basis on it and is it a few

fusion thing. So what, you'd have to have a fusion reactor in every car? It's not, I don't think it's a fusion thing, like this breakdown in basic said that the process of electro-electrolysis can split water into hydrogen and oxygen, but it takes as much energy to take a part of water molecule as was released when the hydrogen was oxidized to form water. um it's a the scientifically it's a very complex thing and i can't explain it um but i think it's made mainly why it's a conspiracy but it's like hydrogen fuel cells is that's possibly the future because they because obviously the byproduct of using hydrogen in gauze is water and that is a very efficient way to you to want a car but then hydrogen doesn't have the infrastructure so it will never be a mainstay because the infrastructure

But basically, there's a lot of memes about Walters, cars running on water and it's, this, this, B.S. Bro, can you say something loudly a second? E-hee! Okay, we're good. But I will say, all these videos of cars running and water, usually there might be water cooling for, like, intercalers and whatnot, or meth. Meth? Yeah, shooting meth into your engine to get more power. Like, Noss?

Yeah, effectively. But it cools It cools more the intake Which means you get more oxygen In your combustion chamber Which makes more power as composed to shooting liquid Into your combustion chamber to make power But then does it make you like

Meth Gurn? Yeah it means you can't post on Facebook That you want to buy meth Because meth is a drug Not meth is in the thing you're using your car Well Speaking of of meth. Let's look at the

job media statistics. Sorry, I mean demographics. Statistics, statistics and lies, Alex. We all know statistics are just lies. If you remember a long time ago, we did a, like a breakdown

of what countries gowlings are from. Yeah. Has it changed? I thought we'd do it again. And see what's up. See what changed? See what's... Yeah, do it again, see what's up. Who do you think?

so it's broken down into percent of um how many of 142 countries and 143rd category being unknown whatever that is wow unknown being one percent of the listener base um which is quite interesting aliens yeah moon listeners mars listeners yeah they're coming from outside sources or the fact that it's because the earth is flat is the unknown is the underbelly of the world the the flip side oh the the earth too the the um stranger things upside down yeah ooh nice who do you think's number one a united kingdom i'm gonna say africa shut up australia no you're all wrong you're not just States of America. It's yes, the United States have a 34.81% share of jar.

Looks like we're gonna have to start switching up James' normal schick. Yeah, it's clearly not gonna be popular of our most popular demographic. Yeah. Well, speaking of, the next is the UK. Yeah, that's obvious. It's always gonna be a be surprised if the UK was it. If the UK was like towards the bottom, it's, it's, That would be something. But the UK's share of the audience is 31.67%. So pretty close between the two. Very close. Yeah, only 3% between them.

But then things get interesting. James said Australia. They're up in third. I said Australia. Sorry, Jim said Australia. Thank you. They're up in third. It's 7.69%.

Wow. That's a lot. Yeah. and then who do you think's next Canada you can read it from there you're ruining the whole thing

yeah yeah Canada's next with a 4.27% a little bit surprising to me for some reason but I suppose it's I suppose it border America I'm gonna guess the next one Germany

no next up is Ireland 3.42% Wow. Yeah. All driving around in their twin cams, watching join me with your podcast. Yeah. Yeah.

Next up is Sweden, with 1.78%. Sweden? Yeah. In the top 10. Thanks, uh, Swedes. Yeah, thanks, Swedes. Um, and then, uh, your next, your previous guess was correct, Germany. 1.76% there.

I'm in a similar kind of share at number nine with 1.53%. No, but the French, they don't like us very much. Well, I don't like that. Oh, I wonder why. But yeah, number nine at 1.53% Norway. Oh, okay. Number nine. Number 10, 1.46% the Netherlands.

Like Amsterdam. Yeah, we'll make it there one day. Number 11? Lithuania? No. A certain place of birth? New Zealand. South Africa?

New Zealand. Slough? Yeah. 1.22% are Slough listeners. Not even impossible, to be honest. Breaking down, they're like 307%. There might be a large concentration in Slough. I hope not.

It could be like 15%. 15% are in Swindon, no doubt. No doubt. Yeah. Huge majority. They're sitting there waiting in anticipation for every mention of that damn hell hole. They're trying to get a photo of us leaving the dream lounge. That's why they're hiding out.

No, it's every time I go to Swindon, it's like, it's like stepping into like somewhere that's not hell yet. Yeah, yeah, kind of. Yarnum. It's like every time it's like, oh, we're another 5% towards actual hell. Yeah. You know? you can just not go there for a month and then go there and it's gotten like

30% worse than the last time you were there. Yeah, with 2020 accelerating it to another degree or be boarded up like shops and like needles all over the ground and Nose canisters and all sorts. Where do we get?

Number 11, New Zealand, 1.22%. Ah, now I'm going to take full responsibility for this one, number 12. 1.15% Denmark. 1.15? Yeah. Nice one, Denmark.

Nice one, Denmark. Wow. Let's do up to 20, yeah? Okay. Because the percentages just go lower and lower, obviously, as you go down. Yeah. 1.07% Finland. Cool.

Bloody epic. But now's when things get a bit interesting. Not that there's nothing exciting about Finland. What is exciting about me? 14, Mexico. Oh, there we go. That is exciting. 0.61%, Mexico.

This shit getting crazy. Number 15. India. 0.48%. Still no mention of France. That's how much they fucking hate us. The speaker the devil and France shall appear

at number 16. 0.43%. Boo. You don't even have to feel bad if it's 0.43% at the audience. Yeah, we're alienating 0.43% of our audience. No, no, because I'm going this, maybe. Booh. Yeah.

I just want that croissant. Belgium's next. Number 17, 0.36%. Followed by Switzerland. 0.34%. Austria Number 19 0.28%

And finally Number 20 The Czech Republic 0.27% Isn't that where the Pope lives Yeah Where is Russia

I'm pretty sure They don't have like Oh no it is on there Russia's at number 40 0.08% There's one person probably That's one Washington probably That's one Russian jarley.

That's just a few hundred. Um, okay, then where's Japan? Good question. Um, number 45 after Russia, zero point zero six percent. With more Russian viewers than Japanese. That makes sense though, surely. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Surely there, no, I might be speaking out of turn, but I'd imagine English being spoken by more Russians than Japanese people. am i wrong one russian listener um any other uh do you want to see who's at the bottom yeah i feel like the bottom tan is also interesting yeah so at the very bottom one listener in zimbabwe really how we're yeah that's awesome um these are these aren't actually the youtube statistics these are purely the like podcast downloads

oh wow this is just the podcast stuff yeah um next up Samoa one listener it's the wok Uzbekistan one listener I said Uzbekistan was on there

fuck yes Trinidad and Tobago bet you they own a C-35 lol because they're all in Trinidad and Tobago if you if you're on parks let me know they actually yeah they Trinidad love lulls

why they were gonna scrap up my dream lull for like 200 quid because no one was buying it they because

Japanese cars are so cheap 10 years ago that a lot of countries smaller countries like Trinidad Tobago it'd be so significantly cheaper

to buy an input for Japan than get like a BMW or an Audi or any other domestic market because you could buy a car

that's better than the best MW for 1% of the price and then you have that. So there's loals everywhere in Trinidad and Tobago. I don't know. Have you ever bought apart from there then? I've tried to. This is a bit of an issue trying to get them to send it. Yeah, I do even get it here. That's why, hence why I'll mention later. Next is Syrian Arab Republic.

Then Palestinian territory disputed. Um Then Pakistan Panamba Sorry Panama Oh my God I say Pumba

Pumbra Panamba Panamba Um Namibia Namibia Namibia I don't even recognize some of these

Namibia is on the the West coast of Africa Okay My geography is clearly not my strong suit. We know. One Cuban listener. Really?

Yeah. Send us some guys, will you? Yeah, please. I think that's kind of the most... The most interesting standouts to me. I think the world is just really interesting. Yeah. The connection we have with everyone is really kind of cool.

I like being able to reach people in faraway places In lands I might never visit That is very cool You joke but it's actually kind of sick No it is generally sick as hot Sick as sick as hot Stop me if I'm wrong But I feel like we might have the most varied audience

Out of anything I think that's fair to say I think that's very fair to say I think it's the truth That's why I said it Yep But I was just backing you up Cool

I just noticed jerseys at number 49 I assume they mean Jersey Island No it's New Jersey No it's in America Yeah that's a joke Tickle tickle Isle, Tickle! Ile of Man as well Is that there?

Isle of Men I love women James what are you alluding to just then I did something What have you done? No I don't know No, I, I launched my own little thing.

Your own little thing? My own little thing. Which is www.cassafline35.com. By line, do you mean like a dash? No, the line. Is that, isn't that a dash? That line. Horizontal line on your keyboard.

Dash? Yeah. A dash. I thought dash was the slanted one. W, no, that's slash. That's a forward slash, right? Oh, dash, I'm getting my dashes and slashes mixed up. Dash, more like forward slash.

No, it's dash. It's dash. Daser-35.com is a website I launched last Sunday that is a shop that specializes in selling parts for my car. It's my own little thing. What's the Craigslist? Not the Craigslist, the, um, what am I trying to say? Why do you summarize something quickly?

It's a shop. Yeah, sell it to us and we'll do like a, um... I can't sell it to you. Shark tank. Yeah, like the... Ooh, yeah. Like an elevator pitch. Yeah.

Um, I can't. Can I be Deborah Morgan? No, that's Jagans Den. I'm gonna be, um... I want to be Duncan Banner time. Yeah, he's the one you're waiting for the presenter to introduce. Duncan Bannatyne So many, many weeks ago, I had an idea that because my car is so uncommon in the UK

that if you have an accident you basically can't repair it unless you buy your stock from Japan which is expensive and can take time so I decided to become the middleman and set up a shop with UK stock of these parts so in the worst case scenario, you can get parts. And it's a fully set up website with a store, with an archive of information, something to help the people who own my car

to get parts they need. Do you think, what do you think, speaking of, like, statistics and all this, and demographics, do you think there's a gilding listener who has a laurel out there? What do you think? Chances are zero.

I don't think there's any jar listener. They're that rare. Unless, well, in Trinnelling. in Tobago, no. Everywhere else, yes. What about the Trinidad listener then? He could very well own a C-33 law. Yeah, they could.

Or they probably drove past them every day. But it's very unlikely any jarlings going to benefit from this website because it's extremely niche. It's been a little project in the background for all? Yeah, it's been my thing. I've been buying stock in Japan. I've got loads of parts.

Just my little thing, my little passion thing, because I care, and I like these guys a lot. I think it's cooler than just having like a YouTube account for your car. Yeah. Although you should have both. You should have both. You should have both. Then you attract attention of other moral owners with the channel

and then funnel them to the website. Yeah. It's just a passion thing because it's something that's been on my mind because it's like if someone in a Motto who can't see above the steering wheel because their seat solo pulls out and I damage my car my car's destroyed

because I won't be able to get parts. I missed in a car crash with Motto the other day. Really? Mm-hmm. Going around a roundabout. In town, it's like totally wrecked because there's traffic lights just everywhere. Yeah, yeah, every direction. It's just packed.

So the cars coming from the right of the roundabout were stopped so I could go. So I'm pulling out slowly, someone on the left of the roundabout, full speed ahead, just comes flying. charges from the left like a hippo challenging it was it was genuinely really fucking close had to slam on the brakes they slammed on their brakes and it was like did you even look

you've got the luxury of just flying around around about and crash into whoever and you're not going to die but you're probably going to kill a family of four yeah they're basically like you know go go gadget like tall wheel thing that he does yeah go go gadget monster truck

yeah you're basically just like inspect a gadget miles in the sky without caring the world because you're above everyone yeah yeah in your stupid tank i think the way driving should work i think when you pass your test you should only be permitted certain cars like how they do with motorbikes it's a way to basically stop people having accidents on motorbikes even though motorbike fatalities are usually caused by cars forget that dumb government idea but it was a case of if you've just past your test, you'll allow 600. Once you get your next text, you can own

1,000, and there's unlimited. So then you can get any bike you want. But at the first stage, you only have a 600cc. Someone who's just passed their test should not be allowed to own a Motomoto. Yeah. Yeah, I totally agree. And it would be the same time, a really old person

shouldn't own a Moto Moto. No. Because that... Motomotos are dangerous. They're heavy, and if you're not 100% competent behind the bill, you can kill a family. or one person or but you're more than capable of killing people

yeah which to them is fine because you're like safe in your tank but here's the thing they're not because there's that infamous video in the car world of the GI Yaris one of the best built cars in the last 20 years masterpiece of a car gets hit by Motto Motto the Yaris

the tiny little Yaris is fine what's the Moto brand Land Rover the proper moto-moto. What happens to the moto-man-moto? I'm pretty sure it ends up on his roof. It hits a yaris. It drives into the back of it and goes up and over.

Yeah. A yaris, a tiny little dibi yaris, is stronger than a moto-moto. I guess because they're so, like, big and tall. They basically use other cars as ramps. Yes, center of gravity is so much higher that any type of balance, you're going to flip on your roof.

They're dangerous. And the people who mostly drive these cars are not going to have the skills to be able to stop their car from rolling. To turn it into a cool flip trick thing. Yeah. A corkscrew in the air. I have a lot of opinions on Motos because I feel they're not the best. Like Japan has a problem with population density

and their tactic was make cars really small. Really cheap, really small so they can fit in places with high population density. In England it's like, no, let's make our cars big. really big let's copy America even though we have a fraction of the space

yeah we've got the fraction of one state yeah the space of one state no I genuinely think it would be like funny ass content to like just pluck an American make them drive back roads in the UK or Swindon or Swindon

they'd have a panic that they'd actually just that'd be it for them I've seen these highways because it is a case of you're driving down a dingy little back road of no with no that's like in the middle of the night and then a motet motet just

flies at you at 50 round a blind corner they don't care because if they hit you you're dead they're not that it's fine for them but it's generally like you're nervous you're generally like

this is dangerous because it is hardly they're so fat they're so huge like in these back roads that only have room for one car how are you supposed to get around them they're filling the whole thing

so even for the little like made labis They're working if there's a moto in the way They ain't gonna work They're destroying this country They are destroying this country And I'm sorry who owns a boat I own an actual boat

And it's still smaller than a motomoto Not umphi's It's not okay But yeah I made a website I sell stuff It's my own little thing And I'm happy

Yeah both from James's website Don't buy a Motto Yeah I've got cool wheels Yeah we'll look In the description If you're listening or be in there and we'll see after these messages he that's yeah I'm buying a motomoto yeah sure I actually got one yeah you you should no if he does I'll get

upset oh you get me a glass of water will you guys oh you get me one babes buy bear bear buy bear bear I do declare buy bear bear bear bear bear Check the description below. Who can do the funniest face in jar? Me. What's it? Can you a haigo? I can't do it.

I can't do it. I haven't tried to. I can't roll my eyes that far back. Alex, you do it. It's not that. Going cross side is not a hang. Yeah, do it and go. me when I see them

McDonald's fries Alex goes to McDonald's a hay goes and then gets free free fries That should be a little staple We should open up a little restaurant Ahego fries Yeah

Hey go fries Yeah and that's like how you You choose the sauce And you get some like custom Like Wafoo head thing And you're like It comes out of his mouth Like the dribble

and a haigo squirter like for your fight yeah yeah all the best to wifu's around I want I want I want that Hatsimiku a hego squirter

you've got to walk your eyes back welcome to the second half of the car so we answer questions from the job media community head over to the subreddit where there's a suggestion thread where you can ask us whatever you like, just like Helix Hexagon 15 did, who has a bit of a chunky anecdote for us, but bear with us.

Hey Jar, I need some advice on something that I think you guys can relate to. I may also have some new information on what you guys experienced a few years back, allow me to explain. One of my closest friends, let's call him Bear Bear, has been meeting up with someone who is extremely religious and has been putting some dangerous thoughts into his head. For example, Bear Bear broke up with his boyfriend and he isn't allowed to be gay anymore, along with the belief that all Christians will be essentially Thanos snapped out of existence by 2029, and all non-believers will have the worst seven years of their life before dying. Bear Bear is very easily led and has been going through some tough times at home,

hence why I'm extremely worried. The other day he went to a church with his friend, which gave me some hope as I was expecting it to be part of the Church of England where he could have talked to a real priest who could have put his head in the right place. But I later discovered it was part of a Love World church slash Christ Embassy. From my research, I've learned that they pray to a Nigerian dude called Pastor Chris, who claims he's the chosen one from God, can heal people and can talk to the man upstairs. If any of this doesn't scream cult, I don't know what does. My friend was given a book written by Pastor Chris,

which I was able to find a digital copy of for free. I ain't giving any money to this fool. It's about being reborn and cleansing yourself from sin, which includes ditching your family and friends who aren't believers. I came to you guys because I don't want him to end up like your ex-friend who more or less ditched you all to join a cult. I was thinking maybe Bear Bear and your old friend might be a part of the same religion. For the record, I don't mind Bear Bear having a belief,

but I don't want some crackpot taking advantage of his vulnerability. Do you guys have any advice on how I could help him? I want him to realize that he's being manipulated, but I don't want to offend him and for us to fall out. Sorry for the long-ass comment. Keep up the great work, Mingers. Game on. I think this might be the most depressing thing to save.

It's probably too late. Yeah. Well, that's the trickiest thing with the cult is that they're designed. That sounds like, sorry to interrupt, but like just born a grand Christian talking about. I've spoken to people in Swindon that say this exact shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and yeah, it's like, the thing with a cult is that you're, you're told to alienate yourself and to sort of think the outside is bad. Yeah.

You know, so. Because it keeps you in control. It keeps you controlled. So if you're being told from someone who's not in the cult, it's so easy to just be like, oh, they're an unbeliever. Yeah. They're crazy. yeah it has to come from them basically um to be honest i'm not sure what you could say at this point yeah if they're that far down the rabbit hole you just um what you're supposed to do none

you can't control other people you know yeah unfortunate though that we understand somewhat we have a reference point at least topic poopy cum man says who is the female Ryan Reynolds it's just it's just Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool with a wig on no but there isn't that it must be a Ryan Reynolds actor who isn't someone who's like conventionally attractive is the same in every single movie and they're just kind of bad and made for one roll only. There's no, there's not a single other actor that...

There's no one as bad as him. Well, I saw this was actually like, on one of the huge subreddits or whatever. It was like the big question asked, like, who's the female Ryan Reynolds? And all the jokes were like, all the replies were very Reddit, just like, no one can be Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds is the only one Ryan Reynolds is female

Ryan Reynolds I mean yeah no one can match his panash no no actor is so bad at acting that they can never

convincingly act who can go from being in movies in the early 2000s doing a schick that everyone hates to then fast forwarding 10 years later where suddenly it's a schick everyone loves and it's the same yeah yeah I'm not sure because you can't really say something like a Melissa McCarthy or someone like this yeah it's not it's a different niche because and she doesn't have the like

the same like conventional attractive model thing going on yeah she's more of the like fall over funny slapstick thing Fullover is funny though yeah but does Deadpool do that a little bit the slapstick in Deadpool's like the violence

yes it's much more extreme well Lim Z has one for us I've noticed James usually brings up the nostalgia associated with games films TV etc when talking about his experience with them

I originally intended to do my dissertation on nostalgia and me and how it is used in marketing, and have done some research into it. Taking the most recent example of Dead Island, a game I cannot bear bear to play myself, the connections we have with these products are purely over time, and we would not enjoy them as much if they are released today. This may be because of how different you or your life was when you experienced it for the first time, or how the newer quality of life improvements made to modern games make older games more difficult for a new player to enjoy.

An example of this could be a player coming from Breath of the Wild and going back to to Ocarino of Time, but struggling because of its older and seemingly jankier design. While New Star Wars fans watching a new hope are not understanding what made it so revolutionary in 1977. My question is for James, but is open to Jamie, Alex, Randy and Rhine. What piece of media do you enjoy, but you know you would not enjoy as much if you saw it for the first time today? Also taking into account how much it has been hyped up by people. Would you still enjoy the Fast and Furious or any number of Bethesda games if you pick them up today? by the way um

no i think the time in the period of red and sung released count is influences heavily how much you're going to like it it's like that's that's that's time so it's not a defining thing i didn't play max pain until a couple years ago that's the true test though is if something can defy nostalgia yeah and guess what dead island can

it's a good ass game it's no it literally transcends time I'm curious I'm genuinely curious what research Lim Zed has done because I find nostalgia fascinating especially how it's used

for manipulation in marketing as they were saying yeah because it's like I'm always talking about that Frank Zapper quote where he's just like we're just going to have shorter and shorter cycles of nostalgia till like

it's like a week because that's what's like happening like all the movies all the shit it's all just constant nostalgia jerk off Yeah, and like, looking at Stranger Things now. Uh-huh. It's like, Stranger Things Season 1 is nostalgic to people? Yeah.

But how it plays into marketing is so key, though. Yeah. Because even, like, games like Destiny do it, where they're, like, re-releasing old content under the guise of it being, like, an exciting nostalgia trip. Remember that gun from year two of Destiny 1? No. you can you can get it now again with the season pass or whatever well like but I do I do think that like I don't know how like the original Star Wars would hit now if I'd like

never engage with it because I I for the last Sardonicast I did I did the fifth element I recommended the fifth element I never seen that movie is that the Bruce Willis one yeah the Bruce Willis Mia Jovovich one well James would like that there um and I really didn't not enjoy it and I was like trying to figure out what it is about it and I was reading like the comments and the people who like love it because it's such a like cult movie yeah they were like are you just it's just supposed to be fun I'm just it just didn't it didn't tickle me in any which way hmm so I don't really know because then surely if I if I saw the fifth element when I was a little kiddie maybe it would sit differently in my brain

like the phantom menace like the phantom no that's just genuinely really good okay well yeah no I I think with games when something is good it is just good

it doesn't matter when you play it if it feel good at fun you're saying if the mechanics of the game are true and hold up that's why things like old Assassin's Creed old Bethesda games and that's why I think Star Wars is the opposite

it doesn't hold up because it was old. Nah, not true, because some of the best films ever are old. But when you're spoiled by, um, uh, duh, it depends what you appreciate from something like movies, because with my mindset now, I probably still would like the original Star Wars, or I probably wouldn't get invested in the story very much because it's got like pretty corny, weird dialogue and...

Yeah, it's kind of baby. It's kind of baby, but... I was watching some of it the other night on Disney Plus just like how does this how does this feel but I just I like the production so much like the design of everything the music like yeah there's enough to appreciate but that's all that's part of my process when consuming media is the the context of when it was made um yeah totally yeah what's the actual like question question like what's something that would not hold up now that you have nostalgia for but you know it would not Dead Island's not one of them that holds up now

It does hold up now You know what I'm saying It does hold up now Yeah it does You played it again I'd love to I played it a couple years ago Not to complete just for a little lull

No for quite a while Like a fair few hours It genuinely feels good It's fun No see I'd say Skyman doesn't hold up now Because the gameplay there feels trash Yeah but you don't do you have nostalgia

for Skyam? Yeah. One I would say for you is New Vegas. I genuinely think for someone to pick that up now and play through it, it's hard. Yeah, that's difficult barrier. Yeah, the gameplay might be trash, but as soon as you get sunk into those RPG elements,

you get sucked in. I do, we every two to three years. Like, say it's me, right? I've never played a video game. Would you seriously, like, recommend New Vegas? If you want an RPG, game, yes, because I play New Vegas every two to three

years, I'll do a full play-through of all the DLC. Nah, be real. When was the last time you finish New Vegas? Be serious. What do you mean, when did I last finish it? The last playfrey did, I did I did dead money again, I could do old old blues I did, I didn't do lonesome road because it's late game.

No, I'm just going off you were playing it every three years thing, I don't believe you. No, I generally do because I love that game. And if I believe you love it. If I play it yearly, because I get craving to playing New Vegas regularly. If I play it yearly, I'll dilute my nostalgia for it. So I go back and I wait like two to three years for it to feel a bit fresh.

And I'll do a different build. I might do sniper, melee. I'll go back and just do it a different approach and be a dick. And I'll have a great time and it still holds up. Do you know what one I have? What? GTO4. You're saying it doesn't hold up?

It absolutely does. No, I'm saying gameplay wise. it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't hold up the driving do what the driving does yeah the driving does do you think that's a base do you think that's a base game feel thing or a game old frame rate old resolution thing a game feel thing mm is it it it feels like glunky glon like you're wading it does it feels like a glock yeah you know yeah

hmm good game though awesome great game very nostalgic for it did you hear speaking on that topic rock star abandoned yeah the red dead and gtia 4 remakes based off the

the work of the I hate it when re-releases from a few months ago I hate it when a company just gets the total wrong message from something it was like they got like an AI to do it. Yeah, it's like, well, no, it's not because you did a remaster, it's because you did it shite by a mobile developer. Yeah, yeah. You do a good one. You ported a mobile game

to current gen consoles by mobile developer and then suddenly everyone thinks it's shit. Because it was shit because you put no effort into it. Put effort into GTA for we make people would love it because people have nostalgia. But even with how bad they were. And it's pretty sure they still sold like over 10 million copies. Yeah, probably. But that's not enough for company that probably makes that every damn GCR. Why are they taking these conclusions away? Because nothing will make GCRR.

It's like it's sometimes it feels like a company will be like, well, this thing is making us more money, but you want to do this. So let's do this. Yeah. Like people are asking for this. And let's prove to them why we can't. do it. So they do it shitly on purpose so they can say

well, no, can't do any more of that. They're profit driven, profit motivated. The maximum profit would be to resell Red Dead Red Dead Renemption 1 and GTA 4 because the crowd like James who like fucking loves GtA 4, he's not alone. It's a huge, huge audience

of people who would love to revisit that game. People would so many millions of people would buy Red Dead 1 and GT4. I never even finished even played Red Dead too, but I'd buy Red Dead one we make in no time. I'd pre-order it. I just don't get it. What, like, why?

G.J. or no, make big money. But they could be making more money. But also, they said all of their teams are working on GTA 6 now. But it's not like they're shorter cash, just like, pay another studio to do it properly. Yeah.

Have we spawned to do it? Respond? What? Pay respawned it. well seeing as we're on these lines done with it all one two three says bear bear lads i found a cheap copy of the mass fat collection but i was wondering should i bother with mass fit three one of the big reasons i'm interested in these games is the role-playing action balance and three seems to be a lot more action focused than the others also what are your opinions

on andromeda i'll piss off um we've got a whole trilogy of videos on this topic um but i would say if you play the first two you're gonna be playing through you're just gonna help you're not gonna help be able to help it yeah because two is so good two's so good and it ends on a cliffhanger you're gonna you're not gonna be able to resist

you might not you might not finish three but you'll start it's there's still good parts like him yeah no shut up no that's a nostalgia one bro seriously yeah there's good parts to a mass effect three multiplayer that shit was fun

yes Mass Effect runs a nostalgia game Yeah, which is why they needed to address how bad those mechanics were For that re-relist Yeah, and even though it's not fixed Suffer's still better experience Mm-hmm They did make it better

But I wish they'd done a bit more Mm-hmm Yeah, should have got mobile developer strip Yeah, they should have made it look like a carting fucking Um And to me as far as opinions on Andromeda

It's only value to me as humour outside of it's like it's like yeah it's an embarrassing game to me um I really cannot that's one that they should have just eaten like all the money they put just eat it because the stain and the embarrassment that they put out there it's it hurt by West so much more than it did yeah and then anthem came out as well

and it was like yeah do you guys even still have it and I'm really starting to think They don't. Yeah. No, they don't even, they don't even a thing anymore, they? Yeah. They're still, they're making Dragon Age 4, right? Yeah.

Because that was their one little shining thing was, I think it was that really bad year of games, 2014. They won game of the year for Inquisition, which I feel like any other year probably wouldn't have happened, but. Mm-hmm. So all I've heard about that game is, like, how ridiculously grindier is and all these, like, to even do, like, the next mission, you've got to, like, go grind, boring so, like...

Wow. this kind of stuff um yeah i don't care for dragon age yeah oh but this one from a paper machet dream what are your thoughts on the new gorilla single i personally think it's a banger especially with thunder cat's bass i'm right there with you i'm a huge thundercat fan that was one of the positives that came out of um 2020 for me it was when i really got into thundercat and his solo like albums big fan Yeah, it's like continuing the, uh, the now, now, sorry, not the now. The song machine, um, like, trend of just these kind of recapturing that, the co-labs that like, feel like something new, but they're also like still guerrillas and it's still, yeah,

yeah, really good. That's a big one for me. Cracker Island, listen to it now. Seeing us wrong on this topic, actually, mundane turnover 64 says just would like to say that JAR Media saved my music toast. As a young boy in 2013, I was 11 years old, and was just listening to Dubstep. Yep. So was I. No, not in 2016.

For 2016 was... Donald Trump just came in, Brexit, just got announced, put on the dubstep. 2016 bro that's that's um for six years ago yeah and dubstep wasn't a thing i was 19 yeah it was 2012 was debstep time yeah you forget 5 cry 3 yeah be a stone up they'll be a stone up well mom no to be honest if you're now listening to like tame and parlor

and the stuff alex sister to them we didn't save it we just made it worse no you're saved they listen to because I don't think music I don't think anyone cares what music you listen to do so even if you are listening to dubstep people care people will judge you well if you're if you're getting affected by the way people judge you that's a you problem but I don't care I listen to cringe music and I love listening to quincey music I'm literally stuck in the tank no bunker at the moment that's no better than dubstep I'm actually if you break down the music

theory. Done. Do you have any fun, speaking of nostalgia, nostalgic memories of dubstep? Yes. Dubstep Parkall. I'm not even going to choke. I have genuine nostalgia for that

of my life. Being cringy and going to school five days a week, getting bullied severely, going home, making really cringy videos that then got me bullied even worse. Great, but I'm alive. Yeah. A necessary

Cringe to be based I accepted my cringe And where are the people now who didn't How's their life Right here Team Actimel says this Hi lads With the recent announcement of the Last of Us

Part 1 and Resident Evil 4 remake I was wondering what your thoughts on remakes and remasters are Specifically when they are And aren't justified Especially in relation to these two announcements Cheers. We make Mass Effect 1. We make GTA 4.

We make Weddedded redemption. Yeah. I've got... I think it's a different thing when it's video games as opposed to movies. Movies are different because an old movie

doesn't just inherently make it bad. Whereas... In fact, it can make them better. Yeah. Yeah, certain restrictions mean there to be creative in different ways. Whereas with video games

something like RE4 I guess it's kind of more controversial a better example would be RE2 where it's changing it so much but also like even

try and play Resident Evil 2 now like the original the original yeah like where do you even get it the fixed camera but where do you get it how do you even play it like a movie

like Disney Plus is a good example it's not like you can't watch Star Wars now you totally can't you just can't play old games and although that that should be something that's fixed Xbox

Sony and Nintendo should all have their super old games just on PC no but they just they slice them up piecemeal and put them in subscription services yeah

but that's the thing as well like game feel go back and actually like if you manage to get Resident Evil 2 go back and actually blow it that shit's going to be archaic as hell yeah there's certain types of games

of age poorer than others like original Mario that's fine still feels good responsive um especially that early 3d kind of era it needs some some adjustments yeah it needs some scrubbing especially of like even stuff like audio quality and stuff like this and like voice acting in like PS1 games and stuff like they are so limited um in that kind of era there's like room for obvious improvement so when you're pointing at games like RE4 is one for me where I'm very intrigued so I was a huge fan of the RE2 remake and I never played r3 um but I like that idea yeah uh ones I don't like is like Deadspace you need to remake that space

I'm kind of torn on that one have you seen like the proof of concept type stuff I saw like one thing of it didn't look very good no I think they they are probably one of the most like I'm most confident about that we made than anything else because they

they understand that it's about atmosphere it is the emotive though they did like the campaign for Battlefront 2 yeah they've not proven themselves whatsoever no but the people no no it's not It's not about the studio name. The studio name means nothing.

People need to get away from this idea that just because the X studio is doing it, doesn't mean it's got any relation to anything of the previous studio's work. The people making Dead Space... No, I'd say it has a huge shoot. No, no, that's if it's the same people. We're talking about the heads of the new, the people making Dead Space or experience with Dead Space.

I read out the people who are making it and their fucking experience with it. They're actually, you can trust them. And how open they've been about the remake and what is actually made Dead Space, Dead Space, Dead Space. and that they're trying to recapture that is better than any other remake so far because they're never as open about it.

E.A. no. There's some really good examples of remakes. Like? Demon Souls. Well, yeah, that's different. No, but I'm not saying it's like, if you're going to remake a game and you don't say anything about what you're doing

until it comes out, you're not inspiring confidence in that remake doing the original game justice. If you identify the reasons why this original game was good, and you're like, oh, we're trying to make, We're trying to recapture that, and you're being really open about the atmosphere and all those type of things. The studio might not have the actual know-how to make a game as good as the original.

No, but they're being open about what they want to recapture, and that's good. Yeah, but it's all well and good, like, saying, oh, we want it to be as good as the original. But their proof of, what they're showing is good. Well, no, they show, they showed a thing, and I know the idea of it was, like, for it to be criticized. so they could know what to work on but like it looked really rough what video we're on about because I've seen they did like footage of Isaac

like shooting and it looks bad I don't think they from the because they did loads of tech stuff and it was all about the atmosphere in on Wheel Engine and Isaac's breathing and that actually looked great on Twitter they showed like gameplay and they were like look at this criticize tell us what you think but like it's it's not where i'd want it to be like when's it due to come out

January next year yeah and I don't know when this tweet was but it was like yeah but they're doing that it looked rough as hell they're doing that though which is important they're actually communicating what their thing is yeah for me the conversation for Dead Space One is more of a how necessary is this I know but the game feel for the original was still really good yeah that's the same with Resident Evil 4? It's the same with G2.4 It's the same with Red Devonathan 1.

But RE4 at least has the tank controls like that old ass which will be changed. And that's a PS2 game? No. It was GameCube, wasn't it? Yeah, but it was released on PS2. Was he that old?

Yeah, RE2, where is Dead Space? Wait, no, did you say R2 or E4, sorry? R84. 4. Yeah. P.S2 GameCube. Yeah, it was GameCube.

Christ. I thought it's actually like... Whereas, like, the... Dead Space was the 360, which, I mean, to... Very early, but... It is old. But I mean...

Well, they're aping what Capcom's doing with... R.E. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's money to be made. I don't know. It depends how they... If they give it...

If they're putting a bunch of... Like, my biggest concern would be, like, adding a bunch of, like, exposition fluff and dialogue, and I think they're giving Isaac a voice now or something. I think so. Which, because they're going to plan to do all three, I'm sure, or at least two. Yeah. If it sells well. I'm sure it will. I mean.

Yeah. And it does make more sense to have him voiced in the first one if he's going to be voiced in the second. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just about execution. Yeah. I'm not as like immediately confident in it as, um... No. But it wasn't that long ago I went back and played Dead Space One.

I played all three of them, I'm pretty sure. And Desperace 1 is good as hell. It's still really good. It's not aged very badly at all. No. No, it's like a really thoughtfully made game. Well, how do you feel about Last of Us one? Because that's quite a controversial one, I'd say.

I think it's really silly. I saw the like Tess glow up tweet where they were showing they've been showing off all the like character models but they're like now they all look really dirty and sad and old

including Ellie and Joel and whatnot which again it's just a like marketing thing to tie in to this HBO show that's coming out and that's probably one of their main reasons for doing it but it does it does feel I don't know

it doesn't feel that necessary because they've already made their money again re-releasing it on PS4 and now they're re-releasing it again for five yeah it's getting a bit skyrimmy but like I find the new um

the updates for like character designs and stuff it takes away from some of the you're like removing the context of the era all of a sudden and you are losing something in that process. Yeah, but it's like an artistic intent.

Like, why did Joel look the way he did in The Last of Us One? Why have you changed it? Like, did it not convey who he was before? Was that, were we just looking at the wrong Joel? Is it not how you envisioned him? Yeah.

And if so, why did you make him look that way? Because, like, the Last of Us One has incredibly high fidelity presentation. it still feels fine yeah again it's not like aged badly or anything particularly it's just like not the last of us part two level of visual fidelity so

yeah and I think it could be cool if if they go all in and gameplay wise align it with part two because part two feels yeah because that that's yeah they are at least doing that they're making the gameplay Like Last of Us Part 2 But I don't know man

Just remake the Witcher 1 They're working on another witcher 1 Shouldn't they Why Remake Richard 1 so people can actually enjoy it Yeah I mean that that game is just way too old To get back and play Yeah but I don't know

I'll send on this one From Spooky Wagon's 1 Hey lads, this is a question specifically for James. How did you go about purchasing your car? It's a beautiful vehicle, but I do not know where to start with getting an imported car. Some general advice would be amazing. Buy a buyer. Um, my car was, uh, was a, was, was, was, was faked.

Um, it wasn't, there's no way in hell that car would ever be sold for the price I bought it. I basically stole it. Um, it was a veggie. It was imported to the UK in 2017, so it was already here, and I just happened to stumble on it on Facebook, and I was just doing my usual Japanese car search, and then I bought it. But if you're an importer car, it's a long process, because you need an exporter in Japan who will ship it to you, but then you need someone here who's going to register the paperwork. But what you're saying on Facebook, when you're searching for Japanese car, what search terms do you put in to even get?

If you want to buy a Japanese input car, you need to find the model you want. So what were you specifically searching for laurels? I'd been searching for laws on Japanese websites for some time because I wanted one. But I found mine by searching Toyota JZX100s on eBay UK. The laurel was suggested, and that's when I found it. But if you want to export a car,

there's a few companies who do it, uh talk gt google google quite literally uh importing a japanese car and there should be companies who will find you the one in japan import it to uk sort everything then you pick it up it's expensive because there's a lot of fees in there for them doing the job and shipping yeah but if you say if you email them like i want a toyota pro box i want a suzuki cappuccino i want a law they will find they they'll take information and they will find it in japan the the hard mode on that

is that you do that yourself and you go on the auctions in Japan for a proxy service and you bid on cars going to auction in Japan and you buy them that way which is significantly cheaper but you're risking you're buying getting lost somewhere and like just a Japanese market that you've got no that you're risking buying a shed because much like anything here it's like someone will buy a car for 200 pound do the worst repairs to it and they sell it for 30k because of Americans keep because the Americans have inflated

the markets so people are scamming cars on Japan so if you bid on a car in Japan at auction unseen and it comes up in England shit that's the wish you take that's why you pay service because then they'll have people who check cars and whatnot it's expensive I look to import another law and they said it's

going to be about 10k minimum to import one and I've seen I can probably get one through auction for six and then I bought mine for like three in the UK is a fraction of that

less than third of what it would cost to be poor it's just a lot of money and timing you just happened to find someone who was getting rid of they had to get rid of one

yep they had to go to it and I was just like I'm having it but buying from the UK would be easier but you're just going to be paying more so just find the model you want

and then just start searching search Facebook search eBay search Google search and then you can go from there or message me I can help you just by messaging me

I can import one for you if you want for a for a small little fee a finder's fee as they say if you buy some jar merch I can import a car for you fall free any final word Beba

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Gulp like Skyrim. Yeah he drank that whole pint in one go sky room go open it the whole time that's really distracting and something like a toddler would do yeah so it'll be a perfectly quiet office and you just hear the sky groglo grop grots good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gents and welcome to the patron segment for july 22 no randy this time he's on house arrest last time i heard but arguing I should be able to fill in his stead with James swapping in at the halfway point right you ready boy yeah let's do this

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