JAR Media Posdact - Notnite Alonenite, Oncenite Morenite - JARCast Episode 242

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:42 Housekeeping 11:48 Trying Twizlers Live Uncut (Onstage) (Unexpected) 16:35 CBD Adventures 21:13 Halo Infinite Doomer Discussion 33:44 The Actual State of fortnite rn 42:10 Mid-break 43:34 Jojo Part 6 Thoughts 46:07 Jar getting people jobs 46:43 Initial D roleplay 49:21 UKConfectionary worth trying 54:01 Evangelion Rebuild 55:48 Live Action Cowboy Bebop 58:21 Dealing with internet hate 1:02:23 The New Spider Mayn 1:07:59 Most embarrasing stories 1:14:32 The Argy PoV Episode 1:18:30 Buy Turbocharged Volvos as your first car 1:25:14 Someone is vandalising Jims Car 1:26:42 Posture advice

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 242 of the Jail Media POSD Act. I'm your host, Alex, joined as always by my bro James. Good morning, good afternoon. I'm James. I'm the bringer of chaos to the cast, because I can tell already, this cast needs more chaos energy. And I'm going to bring it.

God, I don't think if James has ever had such a speech in an intro before, I like it. But Jim's here as well. Um, good evening, good night. Uh, follow your dreams. Don't let your memes be dreams. Don't listen to what James says, basically. Mm-hmm. Well, we're all back.

We are back, baby. We are back. Yeah, I never loved. You know, we had to leave. Because. Because dumb, dumb, over here. got dumb dumb got covey oh dumb dumb got covey

dumb dumb got COVID when he had one injection and had it before yeah what what the people don't know is that you're very much anti-mask you're fine with the max no

I'm finally spreading any rumours about me just not not what these politicised ones Can I present a rumour then hmm Alex is actually piss a dick That sounded like you said No, I'm not going, not today, man

It's not one of those days where I can whip out the old PD It's too late for that And before we get too deep into the episode Let's shout out the patrons over at Patreon They made the audio version possible And get their names read out in the first week of each month And early videos as well when I don't have COVID Yeah, we had videos planned

But we had to push everything back To allow Alex to get better And get healthy Would you guys say I'm healthy now Am I looking fresh I'm gonna choose to not answer that question Or am I looking like a mesh A mesh

You look like You know those mesh sort of gauze things At school you had above the bunsen burner And it was all charred and Chris Byrne, a nice little learner. Yeah. Guys, it's feeling dirty around here. Yeah.

We've got to clean up your swampy mess from last episode. Your swampy mess, Alex. My juices I've left everywhere. Yeah, let's clean it up. Let's do some keeping of the house. As it were. Some dingle keeping. Yeah, let's address some of this stuff from the last episode where only I was here.

It was actually really nice comments, nice feedback because it's not going to lie, it's something I've wanted to do for a while. Just out of pure intrigue, really, just how it would go. We've only one-man cast. The only other combo we haven't done is just the me and Jamie, which was the plan. Which I'm surprised by.

Yeah, that's what we were going to do originally, but it makes sense. Yeah. Okay, comparisons. 6070 said Oh, this is a nice one I think Alex did a great job during the GARCast by himself Thanks

Do you guys have anything to add to that one? Did you find it challenging? Did you find it hard? Did you find it difficult? Yeah, it's more like doing an IHG video where you just feel totally insane and you're just like Talking into a mic by yourself

See, there's different ways to approach that type of situation because you could just try and be really on topic and focused. But then there's the only other option is when you're doing something like that is to go the Alex Jones route. And 100% I would just go the Alex Jones route and just go fucking off the way.

It's the only way to make it work. Yeah, I'd say it was fairly topic-based. Talks a little bit about Halo Infinite, which you probably will in a bit here. But yeah, these ones you can add a bit more to actually, like this one from Samana Boney, see if you remember this. Hey Mingers, just wanted to update you on the question about my driving test a couple weeks ago.

I found your answers helpful and managed to pass yesterday with four minors. Needless to say, I'm relieved it's over and happy to be free. For context, I built my own test as my instructor wasn't particularly supportive in that regard. Cheers, boys, and game on. Congrats. I'll take the credit for that. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

Now it's like free. You've got freedom. proper fucking freedom to just go anywhere and do anything. Yeah, freedom under the claws that you owe us. Mm-hmm. You need to bring us McDonald's to this set.

Yeah, the P.O. Box is a... Shrump dressing, that one for us. Sorry, dosing. Have you guys seen the guerrillas G-foot line of clothing and their ridiculous prices? Just kind of ironic to me for a band who constantly criticizes

and mocks consumerism, thoughts? Well, it's not obviously did you see this it's like all over their Instagram well they were teasing it the entire guerrillas concert the whole one-up was just repeating the loops of the footage for it but it's like I you see this stuff

stuff so much where people are like oh this person is doing it's the same with the NFTs for gorillas I don't think gorillas have a say in the pricing it's a corporate thing it's a corporate collaboration it's I don't think Damon has any saying it really I will say the

prices are ridiculous. How much should we talking? Like the noodle dress was like 600 quid or something. Jeez. Okay, so they go in for that like, uh, you know, they want the, the easies sort of. Yeah, I guess they want it to be like premium and the gorilla stuff to be premium or whatever. I find it kind of lame when it's like that ridiculous. Totally.

But yeah. The thing is, if you don't agree with the prices, don't buy it. Yeah, and they've been doing this for a while, like that do you. thing song was like a converse like tie-in so yeah that's true it's true um Jamie Conway left a comment saying

could you guys please once Alex has recovered film a day out vlog of you guys going to see Free Guy that would be epic we do want to well unfortunately we actually are going to watch Free Guy yeah that's a much better way of putting it we are definitely going to see Free Guy

and well it's not going to elude us man we can't we can't miss out we're not gonna let ryan reynolds get away with another just atrocity but if i've got if we're gonna go by if we're gonna go by the review of one of our favorite people jordan b peterson he says it's incredible so you know could it could actually be if an intellectual on his level is a praising our lord and savior ryan reynolds let's end this segment with this one it's one i it's when i say it from a while ago when we're talking about, like, English slang. But it was a post on Reddit from a Josh Road who said,

James, Sorted is definitely not American. As a Chevy driving, hot dog eating, Midwest, dwelling, gun-toting, Fahrenheit using, Miller-like drinking American, I can definitely say Sorted is very rarely used in the American vernacular. I imagine that the context Alex meant was like, oi, I got a cavity in my teeth And somebody says in return Ah, best get that sorted

Americans do not say that Sort or sorted is usually only used In sort of or I sorted the tin from the copper That's the bullshit context That's the exact thing I said I said that everyone uses sorted In the context he just said I didn't say it was American

I just said everyone Every English speaking country Oh have you done that job Have you nailed the bull Oh yeah, I sorted it. That's a fucking English word. Everyone fucking using it. Now, that is not what James said.

That is exactly what I said. No, stop trying to gaslight me. No, you're gaslighting us. The whole audience here, bro. Fuck, in the audience. They're all trying to gaslight me. When I hear sorted, like Alex said, as an American, I immediately think of an MPC in the Witcher 3 or something.

Also, Ohio is the Swindon of America. I'm tempted to say Florida, but I figure that should be its own beast entirely. Well, yeah, because, like, Swindon doesn't have like Swindon man, like a renowned Swindon man, like John Roof stories. I bet you there is a Swindon man out there. No, but not to the same level as the Florida man. Well, the thing is with Florida, it's not really fair. Like, you just stick people and alligators into like a, into a space.

Yeah, then shit is just going to get wild. That's how it's going to go with the weather and everything and like the swamp nature. of Florida. We've got an advantage that. When I screencat this earlier, I was trying to think, like, what it would sound like as someone with an American accent

to say sorted in the way we would say it. And how wrong that would do? Have you actually seriously used sorted in the context you are arguing? So, like, I've just finished cleaning. I'm like, ah, saw it. You've never said that.

No, don't say cleaning, because that could mean, like, sorting your items what about when I just finished sorting you don't say it like that well then saying sorted you'd be saying sorted

in the way an American would use it no but they wouldn't just say it one off like that yeah they would sort it James do an American accent saying sorted no but I can't because I've never once in my life you sorted the way you say the

English people you've sorted You have said I've sorted it If my dad walks in and says Have you sorted this? I'll be like, yes, I've sorted that Normal English word in a normal English sentence I've never said, oh, saw it Just said it

I'm being Like I've never seriously Use that And I believe that the majority of English viewers Have also not used it in the way The stereotypical way that you are arguing You have, you have. You haven't. You haven't. I've never heard you say it.

Well, what do you mean? It's not very solid. Have you said, have you, have you used, sorted in the way you're saying the English people use sorted? Yeah, but what are you saying is the way that we're saying how to use it? Oh, sorted. You know this. But you're arguing, this is your argument, but what I'd always do was say sorted, ready salted. Yeah, which is crazy English. Yeah. Yeah, it is. I've never used that evil. Do Americans even know what ready salt is?

Yeah. But in my defence, in my defence, I am the most American out of all of us, so maybe that's my... Well, if you are, we got some American shade, we've got to throw right now, if we move into topics. Alex, I always have American shade to throw. Jim bought some Twizzlers from Stainsbury, right? When did you buy those? Yesterday. I've never had a Twizzler.

They're like, well, until yesterday. I guess what's an equivalent The thing That seems most comparable to me Is like strawberry laces Strawberry lances maybe Yeah maybe strawberry pensions

Take one and Have a bite I want to know your opinion on it So I'll do the thing I do As soon as I get any type of food And No no no no No just fucking bite it

Just go for it please Just tear it off and bite But I need to know the information Jamie You just need to bite. Bite into that delicious twizzler. Yeah. Well, the actual fuck is wrong with, um, American confectionery.

Why does it taste like toothpaste? Mmm. Is that what it tastes? It tastes like, um... You know, like, when you're a little kid and that you have that sweet strawberry toothpaste. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It tastes like that. But that sounds kind of alluring to me.

But when it's like I want that fake, disgusting taste from something like that. But it's almost too muted in these twists. It's not strong enough. It's not flavorful. It just, it feels the flavor is just like the texture of it. Like there's not actually a flavor until you get toothpaste. It does say strawberry flavored. They're not strawberry at all.

Artificially flavored. The thing is you eat a strawberry British sweet. Like, let's say a fruit paste. You get kicked in the fucking teeth by strawberry. You get overwhelmed by strawberry. That's how it should be. If you're going to eat something that's pretending to be strawberry, it should be overwhelmingly strawberry.

It should be giving you more strawberry than a strawberry can give you. If your fake creation isn't able to scratch that fake itch. Yeah, but it's not even remotely strawberry-flavored. No. I don't know what strawberries they're growing in America. I think that's the point there. I think they're not as strong because they want people to buy more of them. To be dulled, so you have to eat two packs of them together.

Yeah, which means they get more money. It's a capitalist country. That's what they do. Well, so are weird, why is he doing this? They're trying to kill me. I'm trying to kill them. What was that? Yeah, what?

It was in my mouth. It was stuck at the back. Oh, did some family juice go the wrong way? No, the, these shit-stropy lances. Never call Corona family geese ever again. That's horrible. No, I like that. I think it should stay.

But what is... That twizzler's gone straight through you, dude. Things go awry when we record the cars later. What time is it? No. It's only half night. I'm honestly, I'm so glad we didn't record it early today because it would have been fucking terrible.

I wasn't awake until like, fucking quarter past 2pm anyway. I was up my desk, like, C-Bed out of my mind. No, I've been consuming a lot of CBD recently. Don't just start on CBD. In what form? Um, in liquid form. what's going on so for lunch today

I had the old British beans on toast I've wrecked my stomach I've ruined all day I've been just like in agony and then I shit myself and feel all right for half an hour and then it comes back

really what have you eaten well an entire can of beans on top of some whole meal bread with cheese with a lot of cheese Yeah, the cheese I hate being that guy I hate being the stinky one

The fuck guy It is very difficult It's very difficult to be the stinky one Out of us free Why it's where I'm into this I'm not stinky I feel like James wins The Stinky One Award

Yeah With no competition No I've deduced it down What's the one thing We have on a regular basis That could cause wind McDonald's

we don't have surely that if that's a constant variable and we're not all like fighting equally all of our bodies are different okay and mine's exceptionally fucked

but back to CBD it's interesting because you said I think for a while like some time ago he said that you never noticed you never noticed anything when you had CBD so you thought it would have been

like um when you think it so it is well placebo right so what is it now that's made you consume CBD well it must have it must have been in lockdown so 2020 my birthday you got me a CBD joint I got you yeah no because it was a whole like selection of CBD items yeah because join lockdown because I'd order it regularly so I was just like if I'm gonna get stuff I'm gonna buy you some and I'll give you some and I'd always you know share out the goodness. Yeah.

So you gave me that CBD joint and I felt that, like, big time. Yeah. Which was mainly just like tiredness. Yeah, you feel so relaxed, just slow. Yeah, almost too relaxed. Yeah. But, yeah, the drinks and shit, it is just like a sleep utility. I think, I think instead of, if you're someone that ever struggles with sleep, I don't think you should

go to a doctor and get prescribed some like crazy strong pill that makes you feel shit for like 30 hours because that was always my experience with any sort of sleep drug because the next day like you you feel wiped out yeah just destroyed it doesn't help though really does it long term if you've got a recurrent sleep issue those type of hard drugs are not going to help I've never had a sleep issue so bad I'd have to go to the doctor is the thing. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying like, we know better than doctors, but I think you should give CBD a go first

before anything else, at least if it's accessible to you, because, like... It is actually really accessible now, actually think, like, everyone in America can kind of get access to it because everyone in the UK is. Yeah, like, Sainsbury sell, like, a few drinks of it. I've seen a flat

jacks in there. And there's stores everywhere, even our local town has dedicated shops for it. But it's like, I've got, at this point I've got pretty bad chronic like bad sleep I don't really sleep good and I haven't for last few years and it's like I use CBD to fall asleep it's the only way I can actually get like a consistently deep sleep where I wake up feeling refreshed because I can go to sleep at like 9 o'clock and wake up at 8 but it's like not deep sleep so you don't feel rested with CBD actually getting deep

yeah yeah resting I find it doesn't make me fall asleep like instantly but it but I don't don't wake up in the night anymore. Yeah, my rate is good stuff. Yeah, definitely. Because like, it's obviously got its uses outside of trying to help you sleep. Like, for anxiety and whatnot,

it can be really helpful to get you to chill out. And it's something I need to implement more in my day-to-day life, join workouts with stress. It's like I should actually drink more almost. The droplets under the tongue are quite good for them. Yeah, and I also recently, discovered that there's like a water soluant you spray on

on anything and it blends in so you can use it on coffees and whatnot. That's cool. There's loads of like even if you're apprehensive about it there's different ways to have it. Like edibles I found and drinks are the easiest and they're the most simple because it's like you go to work and it's like you can just have like

a flapjack and then you're just going to be relaxed. And like I always sing the praises of CBD because it helps me so much. You know I've known someone who's had like agonising back pain to the point he can't sleep, and he's gone through all of the medical system to try and get help. Only thing that helped him with CBD. Everyone's different, but it's definitely something you should try.

And I know we've talked about CBD before, but... Yeah, the only thing is the price. It's expensive. It's expensive. Depressing, because there's probably some people out there just don't have the money for it who could really benefit off of it. Yeah, you can say the same for a lot of medicinal type products. Yeah, totally.

But try it, it's great Topics I said in the last episode I was going to bring up Halo Infinite when we were all together again because I wanted to get your guys' opinions on it So, um Well, more has come out since that episode

Yeah, since the last episode There was the Gamescom show, not show As I like to say Where it was a bit of an embarrassing affair really Because I like watch the Halo YouTube and I was watching, like, Hidden Experia had a scheduled stream for that. Yeah, we, you were watching it like an hour before because I came in and I was gym. So I'm saying, but even before that day, the day before he did a stream saying like this,

the gamescom stream were expecting that Halo Infinite and during the stream, it was just kept going and going and they just weren't referencing Halo once. And it got to like 20, 30 minutes into the stream and it was just, I just knocked out like this and it's not going to be here. So then everyone was freaking out after. because, of course, it wasn't there on that day. It doesn't give you much confidence in the product if you're missing. But then the day after, they did have something to show at the, like, Jeff Keeley Show bit thing,

where they finally gave it a release date of December 8th, I think. I think this could be a conspiracy theory, but I'm pretty sure it's to get out of the way of Caller Duty and possibly at Battlefield. Yeah, that's long been the theory. But what they actually showed was a... A CG trailer for a season one of multiplayer. And then they showed a controller and a console. And then they went home.

Which the trailer looked deeply unimpressive, and it was basically... I just got Spartan Ops Wives from it. It seemed like they're trying to do the story-driven multiplayer type... Yeah, it was like their equivalent of when a new apex season comes out, they put a trailer out that's got like the intro for... the season it's like that equivalent thing but then another news came out to

that um you're like can't up you can't level up the battle pass without chasing challenges um see there's no XP system there's no so what it is it's pretty much the same as the system in apex where you've got to do challenges yeah because I think in apex you actually there's still an XP system yeah it's the both combined in a natural

way that makes sense and I think as well they've said that you can't actually unlock any armor outside of the battle pass system so that's the only which for HALO I think is a bit ridiculous because that was that's how you got armor you would play

you know Hyboosa the vidmasters that was the appeal of getting these challenges and these reasons to grind so I'm like I've since like you know the news about no multiplayer and cult campaign and Forge.

My interest is completely dropped because I think the biggest appeal of Halo has always been playing co-op campaign. Yeah. That's what we always did that with all of them. We've gone out the way to be able to do that. That one in particular is a huge sticking point. The co-op campaign thing.

It's actually mind-boggling to me. I don't understand what state the game is in where a feature that basic cannot be at launch. because it implies they designed it without it in mind at all yeah they must have done which

which doesn't make it any sense it is so confusing it is a staple of Halo like that it's been a core feature literally in every one of them yeah it's it was a big deal when Halo 5 didn't have

split screen and they got a load of ship for it and like promised and doubled down don't worry about it we'll never do that again yeah yeah it's it's shows how little they think they understand Halo

because like what made Halo so famous why would why did everyone care about Halo? Why did everyone care about Halo 3? Because they went one of their friends' house and they played co-op campaign. Yeah. That's what made Halo what it is and then the multiplayer. So by not having it it's like they don't think they understand. I think they're

lost in this like the only thing that's going to come which I know people might get angry at this because I know Halo fans seem to be die hard on this even no matter what. The only thing good that's coming out of his Halo is Halo Infinite five years later.

That's the only thing that's going to come out of this game. Because I'm so fascinated to how the development was because it sounds fucked. Yeah, that's what's keeping me going. It's just like, I'm just intrigued at this point. Will this be like, I don't think it can be to like cyberpunk levels, but if this, when it comes out and it is a mess.

Well, they just keep raising the stakes for themselves. They're like raising the pressure so high that, like, so much is riding on this mysterious campaign and if it's like not like really good they're going to be in trouble yeah I mean they announced the game too soon I'm gonna say it now I don't think this game should come out on the 8th of December of this year I think you're in the camp if you want it just delayed till there's that yeah I don't you're completely yet no but I don't understand how Halo 3 can be made in 2007 and it's it's got a campaign it's got four player co-op, which the game, no

Halo had that before. It has multiplayer, obviously, it has Forge, which was created new for Halo 3, it has a whole theatre and that's all just in the game at launch. Why can't we get that anymore? We can't even get the same thing we used to get. Now they've

gone back to how, to before Halo 1, because even Halo 1 had co-op on launch. Yeah, yeah, so more their bones and had it won. So they've gone that far back and they're releasing even less of a product but check out this

CGI trailer we did to get you to buy the Battle Pass. Yeah, but not what I asked for. Yeah, they spend all this time showing us like how the Battle Pass works and what you can and can't get from it and all this shit and it's like how much how much time are you putting into

the Battle Pass and how you're going to drip money from your player base as opposed to actually just releasing the one exclusive that your entire video game platform stands on. For anyone who's been following this game for a while they'd know that this was coming

just based off like the way they were hiring for the studio and like the job titles and everything. That's the biggest giveaway to any new game in development. Show the priorities, isn't it? Even respawn at the moment. It's like their recent ones just like they're hiring people to reinvent a formula in a game to make it more

interesting. Then there's no battle pass fucking marketing. Bullshit. I generally have no faith in this game at all. I really don't. I think that anniversary, was it 20th anniversary? It's the single most expensive skin you can buy for anything. It's a fucking

console, a bit of a kick in the teeth. It's not just a console. It's already on eBay that's been scout. because you in this in this stupid trailer they were like oh we wouldn't just give you a shitty controller skin and then it's like

I said to you it's going to be a console to match the controller and then it was like oh it actually is why can't we get a Halo 3 remaster or something it's a big deal 20 years give us

it's insulting that like an Xbox that you would have done anyway like they always do that Yeah, yeah. It's not like a reveal or a surprise. No, it's like they don't care about what Halo means to them. Because it is the entire reason Xbox was successful through the...

I think that's what's so crazy about it. It's like they let it get to the state. Yeah, I think they're so deep in like a financial drain where it's like no matter what it needs to be put out of the door. because they must be 100 plus million into this, even if not more. Way more. Yeah, like 500. Way, way more than that.

There's six years of the development with creative leads coming in and out with that delay, a year delay, and that included in that year delay was all those done marketing deals. They were complete. Remember all those like energy drinks with like Master Chief on them

that were all flowing around? That is expensive shit, just wasted. You've got a question, if you've actually invested that much money, I don't think another year delay is going to do much, as in financially. It'll do much for the game. It's like rock in a hard place. It's like they were in a situation where it's so fucked up clearly. They just had to pick a date and be like, well, I guess this is when the game begins.

We'll fix it from there. It seems to be it is just identical to the Master Chief Collection launch. It's just going to be broken for a year. Maybe two years down the line, it's going to be a good product. The MCC has the backbone of there is already three good games within this package That you can't really fuck up even though they tried their best Yeah, no, they did fuck it up They just straight up did

But like the campaign You could play through Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3 Just about Yeah Was it that bad, I don't Yeah like co-op Don't you remember we'd like like I remember co-op being cow up and like Yeah being shit

No it was straight up fucked You could play single player Just about So you could say that there is Yeah, they did fuck out If you buy it now Yeah, yeah Yeah

When it came out It was actually like I can't believe How fuck that was But if if If Infinite comes out And the campaign sucks Like is equal to Halo 4 or 5 campaign

Because they both suck And I'm getting real bad vibes Off the dialogue Yeah Yeah It's way too Dramatic and Judging that their like

Original plan was to make it Like Farquai I think that What was it No, the rumor is, yeah, Ghosts Recon Wildlands. That's it, yeah. The previous creative was such a chance. So they've clearly still got those assets there.

Yeah, so basically they need to rejig all that stuff and turn it into a Halo game. But 343 have never made a good Halo campaign. And so if it comes out and the campaign side sucks, that is never getting fixed. No. This is what Cyberpunk releasing, and it's god-awful state has shown.

Like, you can release an unfinished game, but if there is things, like, in the game that just don't work, like systems that are poorly designed, that's pretty much set in stone. Like, you... Unless it's destiny. Which is what they're going for. Yeah.

But could you see them releasing single-player content past? I think that's the thing. their plan that's what they've said they've been saying this whole 10 year plan thing and they're like I won't comment on any leaks or there are loads of spoilers out there for the game and all these leaks but

you know there are certain things that point to it's just the vibe I was getting was that the only content we'd be getting post launch will be like multiplayer stuff no they want it to be a platform like destiny but the part they're confident in is the multiplayer no but destiny that the multiplayer has had a way more consistent development in the campaign because that creative

lead for the campaign was not the same creative lead on the multiplayer who's been there for a while. Why would they want to create the Destiny type platform when Destiny has the looting shooting going for it? When your game isn't a looter shooter, you can't make a platform out of it because you won't

get people back. It's a AAA games industry man. They've been a creatively like bankrupt company for a while in terms of that that side of it. There's just what Sacki said has been improving over and over again. But it's not accepted by the industry in the same way anymore.

It used to be an accepted fact, and now the industry sees it more like, oh, I guess No Man's Sky and Destiny are like... They fixed it. Oh, they can do it, so we can do it as well. Yeah. Support indie games. Support Hades. Yeah, just buy Hades.

um there's one more topic i want to throw out there before we go to mid break because it's just so fucking weird did you see the i have a dream as in fortnight yeah yeah i i like this is one where i was like when i first started seeing the screenshots i figured again because this is actually how ridiculous that like satire satar of the world is i think it's like onion articles or like fake photoshops that have been shared around but then i like google it for real and see a bunch of like actual no i i remember because we we were all talking um and i said martin luther king is in fortnight and you guys obviously

just took it as a joke and i was like no he he is he's like the new addition to fortnight martin luther king is in fortnight i saw i saw an in-game shot of someone in event and it's like it's in Washington so there is Washington is being played on a on a screen and it was just the screen of it and the character's an alien and then there's wick from wick-a-morty next to him and it's just like what the actual fuck is this shit no like it because the fortnight was turning into um that shit film and book ready player one ready player one already and i thought like well ready player one actually kind of like predicted something that's kind of credit to that person

but never did I expect like just historical figures I guess are going to start cropping up in these platforms are they trying to kind of position Fortnite as like an educational tool now as well is that what they're going for because if it like what actually is the purpose of it it's a game to battle whale

but like is it like to introduce kids to these concepts I guess So that's not a bad thing No Is that just how kids learn now Yeah It's like not only a kid's going to be playing

Fortnite every day It is going to be their education I'd be curious the way like the actual target demographic Like kids the way they are talking about it Like when they're in the game What are they saying? It's one thing for us Like looking at it from this our perspective

but like... Three non-Fortnight. Just imagine if we were 12, 11 and we grew up in this time, how would we react to it? It's just wacky. It's just like... I can't read like what reality is anymore,

it seems like it's... Yeah. So what... What do you think comes next? If we've had the Wickermorty, have had Marvel, Infinity War, we've had so many co-lubs. it's had to start at wars

what's next we've had Travis Scott performances Ariana Grande performances like what's next marshmallow performances what where does this go Elon Musk going to show up or it's going to be out

I don't think we can That's too predictable It's just going to be something you'd never expect I wouldn't have never expected Martin Luther King's speech in former That's what I mean It's just so like what so out of left field it seems

to go from that like aliens and terminate a trailer and then suddenly it's like what the fuck okay how would you feel about Martin Luther King being added as a playable character in Fortnite too far he's dropping out of the balance

what about the the four fathers the founding fathers that I'm fine with I think that could he very easily happen because I'd be surprised if they're not already in in some thought because they've now taken

the actual step towards actual people being like Namar was recently like in it so they're going that step to be all celebrities can you actually imagine them selling

like a Martin Luther skin in the store and maybe maybe not now but in 50 years oh in 50 years we'll be in Fortnite everyone will be in Fortnite

I'm going to say why now give it one to two years Fortnite the movie they're going to announce an actual movie of it that you watch in the game oh my god yeah they'll tie it into the game somehow

because you think of all these game series that are getting films Fortnite is bigger than all of them combined Fortnite is getting a movie Apex Legends is getting an anime they would have that Minecraft movie problem where it's like what is like the story like what the fuck do you do

it would just be some hack Lego movie plot like the Lego movie pot's good bro we're also forgetting like a knock on copy of it well yeah all the other

like the Juplo movie or whatever the fuck the Nenjago movie the Playmobile movie and stuff yeah they're just ripping off the Lego movie

yeah yeah so it's just gonna be that but Fortnite directed by um I feel like it'll be more like this new space jam where it's just like

yeah you've got all the money let's just have like an alien fighting the tomato town monster yeah we're also forgetting something else that recently happened with fortnight

and that was the among us mode oh yeah and if my prediction is that fortnight is just going to become roblocks where there's going to be loads of different games ways to play it yeah like a tank shooter like world of tanks

then you have racing games it will just adopt every game yeah so it will get like a first person shoot mode at some point. Yeah. It'll get, what else? Racing games, tank games, flying games, Microsoft's flight simulator.

It will just become everything. It's wacky, man. It genuinely does have that potential, though. To go that in that direction, I think James could be right. That's the only way

it can, like, expand. Because it's huge. Yeah, and then it will get VR, and then it will just be ready player one but with Martin Luther King as well I think you're on something here just straight up yeah

no and that that will just be the world that people live in to some degree there'll be jobs within the world like mining Bitcoin but you're actually like digging into the Fortnite Earth mining the Bitcoin

I think farming NFTs and shit I think that's something we need to do we need to all sit down and play fortnight together we need to see we need to understand first-hand experience what's going on that's one of the weirdest things though no part of me wants to play it not even a little bit

I have fun what's the gameplay loop I have same as apex it's a battle away out yeah but worse no but they got that like cod feel of that apex what is the Fortnite feel yeah just awful A really, like, a cheap copy of Gears of War without the cover shooter? No, it's...

It's just like a cheap generic third-person shooter. It's the kind of... With an emphasis on building. Yeah. It's like a fake game. It's like a game designed to just be in the background in a movie. Yeah. That's exactly right.

You could not describe it better than that. I do have fun memories of it. Because we played it when it was the beta, but nobody fucking gave a shit about it. Yeah. Yeah. First game of Fortnite. ever play a got a win we got a few wins by being we did i didn't understand how to play the games we just do nothing all game yeah that's when it was the most fun when just no one i even

understood yeah there was no matter it was like a just children it was like we were children playing fortnight yeah yeah just no actual understanding of what was going on and that was it yeah because i remember i remembered the moment it was over for me it was like um a ninja video showed up in my recommended just seeing the way he played fortnight it's like the skill ceiling on this game. It's like... Yeah, just ridiculous. So what we did is we went to apex instead.

Mm-hmm. Which isn't any better. No, but it actually feels good. Yeah, it's actually a good game. It has self-respect. Like these messages, which we'll see you right after. Hello, everyone. It's me, Alex. Almost got 2 million subscribers I do.

buy one of my JAR Media shirts, available in the description below. Bye! Welcome to the second half of the JARMedia POSD Act will be answered questions from the subreddit. Head over to the suggestion thread on R slash JARMedia if you want to ask us any bits or bobs. Just like Shalman 5 did, a few threads ago, but I've saved this one.

Before I ask my question, I'd just like to thank you, boys, for doing the Yogs. When it first started, I was in year 7, and as of tomorrow it will be my last year of sick form, which is completely unrelated to the rest of this message, but it's just a timescale to show how much the yogs has influenced me in my formative years. That's fucking crazy. Also, I was one of the guys who you met on the tube after guerrillas. I'm only saying this because on 240, Alex said he didn't catch my name,

which is Thomas, you can all rest easy now. I'm also bringing this up because I want to say that meeting you guys on the tomb was genuine, on the tube, sorry, was genuinely one of the best moments of my life, which isn't really saying much because I'm still a little. little baby when compared to the rest of the things that could happen in my life but meeting you guys has set the bar pretty high I can't speak today now this question which mainly goes to James because to my knowledge he's the only person on the cast who has seen the show what do you think slash have you seen the

trailer and or event for Jojo part six also for the rest of the cast what are your outsiders impressions of the Jojo franchise weirdly enough me and Jamie watched episode one of um you did we watched episode one of season two from what i understand yeah did you like it it's it's one of the most like insane

pieces of media i've ever witnessed in terms of what the like the pace of it the colors it's incredibly fast-paced the the plot is ludicrous the it's it's genuinely like

I'm sure it's meant to be funny yeah it's light-hearted yeah because it's it's it's just like pure entertainment it's and it's it's it's super stupid and it knows it's super stupid but like you can tell it's got heart behind it yeah yeah enjoy what I saw I've I've always been intrigued um for some reason this kid's cartoon I remembered called like bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo oh my god yeah I do remember that yeah It's not related to Jojo But the way you're describing the craziness and the wackiness It just reminded me of that for some reason

Was Boba Bob like a making fun of anime? I don't know I was too young Yeah, so long, I don't like I haven't thought about Boba Bo Bo in fucking So many years Yeah But yeah, I keep meaning to start watching it It was on Netflix Yeah, no, it's on Netflix, we've watched it

yeah so that's the thing if I just remember it's there part six is coming to Netflix as well I think I part six I haven't seen the trailer but I am hyped for it I just need to watch the other ones but they're just not on Netflix

UK I think they're on like Netflix US and I don't have a VPN on my TV so I can't get access to it yeah so but yeah I'm I'm hyped I honestly I fucking love Joe JoJo. Jo's so fucking stupid. I love it.

Thank you, Thomas. Yeah, thanks, Thomas. Music Hetter said, just a comment to say thanks as the JAR Posdak got me a job. One of the assessment centre questions was about how brands built up communities with customers. So I talked about Halo Infinite for 45 minutes straight. Can't thank Agy enough for the insight you've given

with your JAR media shirt selling. What? Super, I don't understand. What do you mean? How's Jarl getting other people jobs, but it's not getting me a job? I've been living out my car for like, what, a month and a half now? Like a Chris Pontius? Yeah, like Chris Johnteus.

A cucksa left one saying, possibly epic roleplay. James plays Takumi Fujiwara and has the Toyota AE 86. Jim plays Max and has the Ford Falcon XBGT. Alex plays Dom Torato and has the 1970 Dodge Charger. Now debate on who has the best car and who has the best driving skill, then race. Dominic doesn't have any driving skill. When in fast reviews do they actually show any skill? Not even in the first one, I react.

No, Ben, it shows any skill. Max is... This is a roleplay You're not You're supposed to be role playing as Takumi Fujiwara Okay, I'll role play as Takumi Fujiwara

What Jim, what is James doing for the The joke is Space Boy Because he spaces out What was my nickname in college Space Boy Because I spaced out a lot Oh is that like his character

I've never seen an issue Was he called Space Boy as well Your college Your college course Did everyone that was on it Had they all seen initial D? No. It was only my little group who saw initial D.

Right, okay. Like, Tukumi's like, it's hard to explain his character. He's not thick, but he just doesn't give a shit about racing, and he spaces out, and he's not interested. But he's the best fucking racing driver ever,

because his dad made him street race at the age of like 14. Carrying Tofu up the mountain pass, and if he spills the wool, to he's fuck the tofu. He slides with not spilling the water. See, this is another one that just sounds awesome and funny. No, no, the original series of Initial D is fucking incredible. Because it's like really fucking goofy and it looks ridiculous and the 3D shit.

Then the stupid white panditrino comes out and then Eurobeep starts blasting. It's like, yes. Yes! I can't do a Domitreto voice. I can't. I was just going to wait for someone to put, forward an argument and then I was going to say that's bait. Who would win though James out of those three?

Well two of those cars can't go one corners and the only one that can't is the Panditrino but the Panditrino has like 160 brake horsepower and we'll get absolutely a pun we'll buy the other two. It's like if it's a drag race those two would win. If there's a a corner the Panditrino would win. Lynn Zinnner says hey Alex on multiple cars you've talked about how England has really good confectionery and I was wondering if there were any

specific ones you'd recommend trying out. I know this probably isn't the best question to ask since you haven't been able to taste but I hope you get well as soon. Minge on. Cabri. I was getting angry the fact that they were saying about English confectionery and that fucking shit-stained. Oh, the Twizzlers, yeah.

Yeah, just cabri in the different types. Cabri different types. Fruit scratch, different edge, depending on what you're so you know fruit gams milker shut the fuck up is not even British milk is not even English man

not milker fruit gams uh sports mix nag most people like fruit pastles I'm not crazy about fruit pastels but most people most people love fruit pastels the other ones no the really tiny ones

I don't know what they're called but they're shit randoms everyone likes a random See, I think the confectionery selection is so vast, the only way to truly know is just to try it for yourself. Yeah, no, go to just go to England, go to a Teske or Sainsbury's, go down that sweet aisle, you're on a fucking new world. I will say, jammy dodgers.

The one thing that everyone forgets, really fucking good munchies. Munchies are fucking incredible. I had a pack of munchies the other day. I don't mind munchies. They're good. I'm not really one for caramel either but

it's because it's that biscuit ball yeah there's a biscuit ball within a chocolate encasing so the biscuit ball is surrounded by caramel

within a chocolate encasing but if you're going if you're going to mention the biscuit Malteseers yeah Maltisers and also brownie M&Ms Eminem's

M&Ms aren't British right? No, they're not actually No The bounty version is for sound They're very good What about Lyme bars How do you feel about Lion bars?

Are they British? I don't know Um Isn't Cabri owned by The American company Hershey's Yes

Are you trying to say that Cabri's They don't have Cabri in America though So technically counts Um, yeah, they got rid of them because nobody wanted to buy Hershey's. Yes, that all. A trucker is actually shed.

From what I understand, they, they did sell dairy milk. But they... But it was too good. It was too good. It was, uh, when, uh, Hershey's got them, they were like, nah, eat Hershey's. That's an American staple. I don't know. It could be total bullshit.

It's like, you go to America and, like, all the sweets of shit, the chocolate shit. shit. So what have you got to eat? Donuts? No, when it comes to sweet stuff, Americans do, like, actually, that's more of a Canada thing, like pancakes and waffles. That's not sweet, though. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, maple syrup. Sweet. That's breakfast.

Yeah, but they're not sweets, aren't they? We're talking about confectionary sweets. Yeah, because they've got, like, Oreos and, like, uh, those coconut balls in a bag. Coconut balls in a bag? Yeah, the carp and diehard eats one. coconut balls in a bag I've never had one because they look stupid and dumb That's why you

Coconut is underrated though No but they're like coconut balls in a bag that the cop eats Twinkies as well Twinkies suck It's all just a bit like wrong You know what we're gonna do the The mini roll challenge No we're not

I'm not I'm not I'm not We'll do the mini roll challenge and the Twinkie challenge And we'll see Who Vommets first No we'll see which is better going off of capacity. I don't want to do those challenges. I fucking hate me anyways, and Twinkies make me want to be sick.

I'm not doing either of them. Okay, be a square then. We can do a square challenge if you want, or more kids are challenge. Square challenge? Yeah, squares are good. Squares are good, actually. Add that to the list. No. Get some squares.

I disagree. What do you mean you disagree? You just said you'd do the square challenge. Have you ever had a Kalmelf square that's been melted in the sun? I fucking ruined all of them. Caramel's fucking ruined all of them. This is my life, bro. This is what I've experienced.

Poo-Poo-Poo-Wee-Wee as one. Question for James. Did you see the new Evangelion rebuild? If so, what did you think? I haven't seen it. I have no idea what happens, but... Have you seen any of the rebuilds? Yeah, I've seen up to the third one and I explained to you that they're fucking.

bizarre they make no sense yeah I can't I can't tell what the read is in terms of like what people think about them from what I know is the rebuilds a shit so people don't like the rebuilds from what I can gather yeah but everyone cares about the rebuilds because it's Evangelion right you you tried to watch Evangelion again recently didn't you I watched the first episode again um I just kind of bothered right now with that. I'm not looking for it. I think you will never be bothered with it. I

Evangelion is fucking awful. It's not worth watching. You could watch Jojo. You're going to watch initial D. Don't watch fucking Evangelion. You've got more respect for yourself. You've got more time. You've got things to do.

Not Evangelian. Evangelian. Evangelion. You found fucking shittian. Don't give a shit. I don't know what it is anymore because the combination of the way I say and the way James says it, it's just

I don't know how you say it. Evangelian. It's Evangelian. It is Evangelian. That's the proper one. Yeah. Okay. Evangelion. It's all fake bullshit. Anyway, well on similar lines, Monkey Mustard says,

thoughts on the live action cowboy Bebought pictures. Cringy? Cringe. Very cringe. It's not in it. Ed is just not in the live action. Who gives this shit?

Ed's not in it? Ed's not in it. So it's like how can you have the Ein-Ed dynamic? What's the point in Ein? Oh, the cool... Yeah. It was Ed and Ein. They were the combo.

They were the fucking reason to watch Cowboy Bebop. You don't get Ed. I'm like, I have no hope for it because it's Cowboy Bebop live action. It's like Attack on Titan live action. It's like, you don't get Ed. You just don't do it. It's not... No, they did do that and it was sick.

I don't have hope. It's Netflix in it as well. Yeah. If they pull it off, pull it off, it'll be like, wow, well done. But I probably won't watch it. Is it even possible? I don't think it can. The whole reason is good is because it's a fucking animated.

Yeah, it's a really bizarre animated series that didn't get any... It's like a Western space and that style, that music. I could imagine it really flat. popping hard in live action and just not working that style. I think that's probably what's going to happen. Like the Cowboy Bebop itself, like, I'm pretty sure it wasn't even successful at the time. So only because it came like a cult thing that it's now like quite a...

It's because we're in the nostalgia era. Yeah. It's just like... It didn't get a second series. It got a spin-off movie, like a sequel movie, whatever. But it's like it wasn't like a big deal back then, I think. So making a live-action adaption doesn't make sense to me. Could they do live-action?

Evangelian You'd probably like Cowboy Because I don't I don't really have any affinity For the whole Mecca anime thing I just don't care

Whereas Westons and the whole Space Yeah yeah Space Cowboy But the set it's cool See you Gundam I fucking love Gundam

So why do you hate Evangelies so much Because Gundam focuses on a different aspect of Mecca. Evangelion's about like the psychological side

of it. Deconstructing Mecca anime. And Gundam's about a space conflict and the big fucking robots. Tiger 1-1-1 says, how do you deal with hate comments, trolls and general internet toxicity? I'd like to pursue social media like Reddit,

but I'm sometimes taken aback by how negative and weirdly personal people on the internet can get. You could post something in innocuous, and there will always be someone who will completely take that out of context and attack you somehow. I know Alex especially has had a lot of experience with internet hate for messing with Sonic fans, but I'd appreciate everyone's input.

Thanks for the awesome podcast and stay fresh. No matter what we say, no matter what anyone says, at first, it depends what kind, because I think getting like hate on a Reddit post is different to like, doing a YouTube video. Because I just, I remember getting pissed or the angry comments on our original videos back in the day. And like, if people leave hateful comments like now, I don't care.

I don't have enough cares. Like, I'm a busy man. I don't care. But it's like, at first you always care. And you always be super critical of what people say about you. And I think everyone goes through that. ask any YouTuber they'll say the same thing

no matter what you've got to go through that stage but once you get past it you just learn to not give a flying fucking shit yeah like taking cold showers it's just like hardening that's the way I'd describe it you just stop caring after a while

like people who are being just not trolls it's like being horrible for no reason it's just like I don't care about them because they're clearly horrible people for doing that in the first place but it's just like the trolls not trolls but it's like people who just being annoying but I'm just like

it's hard to tell when someone thinks they're doing something in good humor because they think the internet isn't a two-way street you know it's not like face to face with someone where um

you can read you know turn a voice body language blah blah blah if someone leaves like a comment grilling you it could it could be them

thinking it's like a joke in good humor between there are like so many memes and in jokes like yeah yeah it's just so insane yeah but I mean the the answer to it if you do suffer

from like feeling personally attacked from that sort of shit don't look at it mm-hmm yeah you'll like break it down into like what the base like emotion of what it is like

a YouTube comment is like pretty meaningless in the grand scheme of things being able to just like type something out it's like the problem with text and Twitter and everything too where it's like it's so easy you're so anonymous there's so like little responsibility to and it's not like in real life

where if you go into a supermarket and you just start saying every ridiculous, awful thing that like pops up in your brain like you can online, there'd be consequences for that that's not online. So like,

the sheet you're reading, like what are you actually reading? It's like disparate random thoughts that are just like someone just in that moment, whatever emotion they are, just putting it out there. Yeah.

I think people... This point is thinking about at a certain point. People have this weird stigma against the block they think if you get block or you block someone it's like you care or you want

you're that upset by them it's just like it's a block it's like why wouldn't I use it see I've never been a blocker or I'm a muter mooting is it easy and it's like

I can't listen they never know yeah it's just like use those things because if someone's that persistent with being horrible to you they're gonna be persistent

so just if you mute them you never see it again. Boom, done. Social media. Healthy for brain? Amazing for brain. Larsson 16 says, if the boys are back by the next episode, what are y'all's opinion on the next

Spider-Man film? Yeah, is everyone here, so I don't even say that. But any excitement since it is the most possible that since it is most possible that many characters from previous Spider-Man films will be back based on the trailer leak oh the trailer's actually out now what did you think

it had the green goblin it had yeah green goblin five leg is back um yeah I'm excited fuck it I don't give a shit what Scorsese

might say about me I'm gonna see this film and I'm going to enjoy it. Fuck you. Hmm, so you're a fan boy, huh? Yeah, yeah, I'm a Sony pony. Yes, I want a PS5. Yes, I want to play Spider-Man Mars Morales.

Okay, I like Spider-Man. Over here on the D.C. side of John. On the Snyder side. Um, yeah. Yeah, if Toby McGuire turns up, Spider-Man 2, this is a core memory for me. It was leaving the, the, the sticky, flawed cinema after seeing

Spider-Man 2 when I was like six years old and turning and saying to one of my parents that's the best film I've ever seen Spider-Man 2 is Spider-Man 2 might have one of the best superhero action scenes

ever conceived it might be the best superhero movie ever conceived Spider vs. Boe sorry nah the raindrops keep falling on my head bit

when he eats the hot dog it hits so right Spider-Man 2 has an incredibly special place in my heart and if Toby McGuire turns up and he fights fucking dr. Octopus holy shit no but we were just saying

about the nostalgia era what do you think because I've seen a bit of debate about this online like hmm It depends how they're used in the story. Yeah. Surely the film is going to rip off Spider-Verse.

No, but that's the thing about Spider-Man. Like, the Spider-Verse is just, like, a part of Spider-Man and always has been, you know? No, I know, but in terms of, like, actual plot points and the role, like, Toby McGuire Spider-Man would have in the film. Yeah, I don't know I like Spider-Man And there's a lot of the The arguments on like Social media about his like suit at the moment

Which is is the worst Spider-Man suit They're like Spider-Man 2 one No, from this new one From the current era Spider-Man Where he's like Iron Spider Where he goes and then he's in his suit And he's got like robot arms

Yeah Yeah, that's one of the worst parts yeah you don't have the whole like he sees some crime going down he's like oh shit and then he's got to like run into the hall yeah yeah the street no i like it being like a a suit that he puts on not like microchips fucking so in half a second it can yeah no that is lame but i don't give a shit if if if if toby mcguire's going to pull his mask over his face and like open his shirt and reveal the spider symbol yeah i'm going to

be down for it and yeah like you know what I'm sure we've chatted a bunch of shit on like nostalgia bait stuff but I'm here for this one and to be fair they could not cast a bit of Doc Ock or Green Goblin

yeah never so they did they know later yeah and like you said it's about how they use it if because they're clearly not just like Star Wars remaking the first Star Wars film

they're not just retrading that sort of shit so if they show me something I used to love in a new way and make it interesting I'm extra down for it and hopefully the de-aging effects aren't too creepy yeah

yeah that's the main thing because Alfred Molina look pretty weird mm-hmm oh well he's in Rick and Morty today so it's cool Let's do this one from Spooky One

Hey boys just wanted to share an embarrassing story with you This was back when pubs first opened after lockdown Naturally when the pubs opened again my friends and I went to our local Not thinking that everyone else had the exact same idea It was absolutely packed like sardines in a can We had a couple drinks and I decided to go up and get another round As I tried to squeeze past everyone to get up to the bar I was accidentally pushed by someone and was thrown off balance

So to save myself from falling I put my hand out to the two table behind me. Unfortunately, there happened to be a man in a wheelchair at this table, but it wasn't an ordinary wheelchair. It was one of the motorized ones. So when I went to grab the table instinctively, I accidentally caught the armrest of his chair. I knocked the joystick of said chair, and he went zooming into the table, flipping it and causing his and his mate's drinks to go everywhere. The entire pub paused and looked at me like I was some guy going about bashing disabled people, so definitely not my best moment. With that said, what do you consider your most embarrassing story of your life

so far. Big fan of the cast keep up good work guys. That's like cartoonishly like I feel sorry for you on that one dude that one's really bad. I can't top that yeah

I can only think of one kind of embarrassing thing from when I was in sick form that you reminded me of for some reason the other day I did like design technology in sick form and they had this like really nice laser cutter like you would use

so my project was a cardboard chair made out of layers of cardboard so when you combine the layers it's really strong right um so I'd like design had the design in the software and was getting the, like, cardboard sheets ready for the laser cutter to, like, perfectly cut my, my staple out. But, like, I fucked up the alignment of, like, the laser and the, like, table. So, um, once you, like, lock in the design and lock in the laser, like, that's it.

Like, the laser just does the cut and you can't fucking stop it. Um, but because I fucked up the alignment, the laser was, like, going off the grid and, like, cutting into itself. getting laser cutting into it and I stood there just like fucking shitting myself and the teacher

came over and was like oh Jesus I remember it so clearly I did it more than once too for memory I was Alex again trying to set the machine on fire well

everything I did in school what like my brain is a bit like for juzzled but it's like is this about embarrassing moments because all of my school life is embarrassing just an embarrassing moment the bus running era um the school's like too easy okay what's the most embarrassing thing you've done as an adult um it's difficult when it has to actually be a good story as well. Yeah. I've done nothing like interestingly, interesting.

Well, the worst one I can think of it, it's like the most cliche thing, but I ordered pizza, the pizza arrives. It's like... It always happens always, too. The worst thing is, like, there's quite a lot of pizza delivery people in our town. But this one was like an attractive young girl, you know? like so she she drops off the pizza

and says enjoy and I say you too I've done that before not even closing the door just like standing there like wait what the fuck have I just said and it's just you got to move on yeah

because you do it as well in restaurants what you say like you're just on autopilot yeah no I try to not say you too anymore you know

unless it's for what's your favorite band no I've done that so many times so it's just like everyone everyone everyone says you too I don't believe there's a single adult who's not said it never done that yeah well it's it's just annoying because well no I I've

I've worked like waiting jobs and shit mm-hmm never have I ever had that when I've said like enjoy your food and shit. Never has anyone said you too. It's because it's only in pizza deliveries. It's specifically that area where I think people

slip up. I do associate that most with pizza deliveries. Yeah well not necessarily just pizza just deliveries. It's a very It's an inherently awkward thing because the stranger has just come to your house and is giving you food. At your door at your own door that's really weird.

It would be hands on drone soon enough guys, don't worry. Yeah, Amazon Domino's Drones. The Domino's Dron. It's so weird. Just take it. See, as someone

who's quite awkward, because I am, unfortunately, it's like, that's what I do every day. And I never intend to. It's just like, oopsie. You tell people to enjoy every day? No, he tells

them to you too every day. They listen to you too every day. No, but think when you work in an office, it's just like in this Friday it's like you're saying goodbye to your team and it's just like oh have a good weekend oh you too that's like the talk you do everyone does that so I use that a lot and it's just when I get my piece it's like oh you too you could have saved it by quickly whipping out a slice and going oh yeah oh thanks though but if I was if I was just being serious like the most embarrassing thing I do is trip up my big fucking

anchor feet my big anchor feet my land anchor feet and it's like curbs i always slide off to hurt curbs onto the road and i just trip up things a lot that's my embarrassing thing yeah i bang my head a lot i bang my head and i'm i'm a pretty bad driver as well so that's kind of embarrassing i know that you keep bang you keep crashing into things and it keeps denting your car yeah um deladry has one in an old episode someone asked you guys if you were ever going to get a GoPro and put it on argi for an episode or first person called the episode other than james making a grisly comment about his own mortality the bigger takeaway was that crackhead alex actually answered properly saying he was interested in getting one but the price was an issue so since we've had a solo alex episode an upside down episode and many more is the argi p ovi episode ever going to have to be able to have to be able to have one but the price was an issue so since we've had a solo alex episode an upside down episode and many more is the argi pov episode ever going to have to have a happen. For those of you that are curious, James's comment was something along the lines of Alex, if you guys get a GoPro, can I use it while using my motorbike? Because if some idiot

hits me and I die, you guys in my family can sue them. This is not the exact quote, but it captures the essence of it. No, but that is actually scary. I remember him saying that. That's accurate because it's like, that's evidence. Every bike has a camera for a reason. And I didn't at the time. So it's like, yeah, that makes sense. no but an argue an argue episode would be terrible because he's not here anymore no he's over there

what do you mean listen he's not here he's not here in this room is out of something yeah you really worded that poorly he's argued doesn't go in this jar room anymore because we try to kick him out

no but he fucking stinks so much we try not the heaven in the world we have you in the okay I'm gone He came in it. I found him in here the other day on this sofa. Really? Yeah.

When I was looking after him, he liked the Lego room. He'd lie upside down on his back in the Lego room. He likes everywhere he's not supposed to be. No, if he want to do... If you want to do a good GoPro app, we just fit them to my own heads. No, but then it's like... Funny. No, because you could have a normal cast, but then in the bottom,

a square of agi. No, but that wouldn't be funny Because he wouldn't be in the womb Well, you could He'd just be in your house No, but that would be extra funny He'd like come in and then go out And just go exploring

No, but then But then the worst thing would happen Is he would just get the hunger And it'll be a summer night And he goes into the garden And there's just a little come of him Just like him It's like being off his shit

Um Again there with the price They're still stupidly expensive Go pro um The new GoPro's are like $300 400 pound. Is that it? Yeah, which is quite a lot.

Are they good? Yes. The new Gopos are fucking... I was reminded of them the other day because I was watching some brave wilderness on YouTube and he's always got a little GoPro there for the close-up shot on his hand. Poor man. You're not poor, don't say that.

I want a GoPro. He's been dealt of... No, I... If you're going to the effort of getting like tweezers and holding bugs to your arm and having them sting you, I don't feel sympathy He's he's on the grind though He's doing oh I respect it

Yeah But it's not like I'm not like Oh is that really hurt It's like Oh good it hurts because we're learning from this Oh Alex that's some fucking deep shit boy People are gonna deconstruct your psyche now No you can

Learn a lot from your character From that philosophy you just dropped what the um the brave wilderness thing philosophy it's like the respect I have for that guy that's just like you know I'm going to make my whole thing I'm just going to become impervious

to snakes so I'm just going to go out get bitten by snakes again and again until I literally die no until I have such a tolerance where my blood can be harnessed to that is amazing actually yeah

it's actually no but how fucking painful most of the first few fucking ten years of just horrible snake bites and poison how horrible was that I've been? Snakes are scary snakes are fucking cute top five scariest animals

snakes are so cute I love snakes yeah I agree let's do a couple more here George is not okay can do a penitimate one any go to star to cars James, I assume has some suggestions I take Pouch's word is gospel

for cars because I don't know shit about them so I'll deeply consider any suggestion Well, if you're in the UK All the ideas that people will give you are not right Because if you're young and you're buying pissers The insurance on pissers are so high For 17 year old

Because they're the cars every 17 year old buys Not my pisser So what you want is you want Go, go out, look at the car's old people drive, because they will be cheaper. My pisser is an old person car. When I was 17, I got a crow on a, a turbocharged Volvo barge that was brown. That was £600, £17, the pisa, we were talking about $2,500. For the pissa?

Because so many young kids are buying those cars, because they're, are cheap to buy, that they crash them. Premiums go up. My sister's £100 citron sacks or £2,000 on insurance. 12 times a year she would write it off completely. By their fucking calculations. A hundred pound car. Buy old cars, buy things that granny's own.

Yeah, pissers. My pisser. No, your pisser is... Here's the life hack when it comes to insurance. If it's a car that is cheap... as fuck, therefore expendable. When you get insurance, just put the excess up higher than the price of the car. That means if you were to crash your car,

you won't get any money from the insurance company. I don't, that's not how it works. No, the excess... If you cause an accident, someone's claiming off your insurance, you've still got a claim on your insurance because you've caused the crash. No, you claim for theirs, but at this point, Point, the price of your car isn't an issue. I don't think it exactly works like that.

No, it, you can't. It's just how I got my insurance so damn cheap. You can't do, you can't cause a crash. I just crank the excess up to like max. That's not a good idea. That's not fucking good idea, Jamie. No, the excess isn't that high. Like, I could afford it.

No, but you can't, if you get into a crash and you caused it, you can't just not claim on your insurance. you caused it no then then you just fucking run okay and why just drive off well that's when you you keep a um

like a screwdriver in the car to get your license plates off you pop the license place off fucking book it no you don't even need that some of them are stuck on you can just walk off and pull it off

I can prove this if you want me to I can go up to some guy's car and just pull the number plate off you could do like a magnet license plate and just have like replacement numbers No, you need the street drift, the street racer technique. You have your license plate on a hinge. So when you want to do illegal things, just hinge up.

No, you can see it. Do that. But, yeah, if you want to, when you get in your first car, look around and go for things you wouldn't think of and do loads of crows. The worst thing about getting a car is the amount of time you have to spend getting insurance quotes. And I would say, just go for cars that you wouldn't think would be cheap. They'd be cheap.

My 2-liter Mazda was like £800 Because old people drive them Get a Mazda-free Get a Mazda-free in blue Put a really loud exhaust on it And make everyone hate you That was your first year to do, right?

James, surely if you got into a crash And it was your fault Surely the modifications That you don't tell the insurance company Which cause issue with your insurance you might as well crank that excess up pay less insurance

any crash on my car no matter how small we instantly wipe all of the car off that's how well yeah that's my philosophy it's like if I get a bumper if I crashed into my mum's car two days ago

that that would have woke my car off that accident would have wote my car off because it's that that's insurance companies are fucking scam artists oh yeah this is why it's bullshit that you have to have insurance well because they're scam matters

yeah because they're all scammers I've worked in the industry I was repairing these cars they will go look at a car that's got a fucking broken bump and they'll be like two and a half grand to fix it's fucking 50 quid to fix

it's a bit of fucking pain is a bump hanging off it's scam don't ever take anything insurance companies say as truth go to any local garage you'd be like give me a quote on that

and they'll be like, oh, it'll be like, 600 pounds. It's like, 2,500 pounds, 600 pounds. They're fucking scam artists. Fucking hate insurance companies. But in the day, if you get hit by someone who hasn't gotten no insurance and they drive off, you're still, you're fucked either way. Well, yeah, so crank that excess up and make it rain, baby. It's like, don't buy cars so cheap that even if you crash them, just abandon them.

Just get out of them. I'm going to leave them. Get another one. Yeah. There was that story about that guy that did that instead of like getting a flight. Didn't he just bought like a Pissot and just drove across the country and just like drove up a cliff or something.

No, there's something incredibly, it's really becoming appealing now of like really shit cars, cheap cars that I can just pick up for a couple hundred quid. I want one. Because my car's so, I've ruined it to such a level,

but I don't like driving it because it's so specific. Okay. insured on mine then? Use it Monday to Friday. Then I've got to drive the pizza if it's clutch, they're going... No, the squeaking stop. Now the clutch

just catches, so you can't get out of first gear. But your car is not going to live long. Yes, it is. You're going up there when it's like, no, la, la, nah. No, it's not. It's the opposite. It's like... Oh, it's so... You're in such a high gear that it's like, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Yeah. I'm in like gear 5 going 20 off a hill No but the thing of the pissers I'm slowly deconstructing it Over time I just take parts off of it Reducing the weight so I can go up hills In a higher gate That doesn't work because I leave all the bits in the back

So the weight is still there And oh my God we haven't spoken That the pisser keeps getting vandalised Yeah no because Because it's the pisa It looks a bit shit We took off one, what they called, like the badge on the back. We took off every badge, but toy.

The back, it just says the toy. And since then, people have seen that it's a bit of a fun time to fuck with a car. People have generally keyed the pisser. They've actually keyed it. I don't crash my car, but fucking dance are showing up on this thing. People are just walking by it punching it. kicking it like i swear i swear one of your wheel caps has disappeared as well someone's just yeah they used to only be one missing but now there's two missing

man people see the pisser and they're just like damn fuck this shit's pissing me off it's like one of those um stress balls people just see yeah yeah just gotta fucking attack this yeah i'm increasing world peace with uh driving the pisser to swind in and chipping him it's i mean it's really likely now that i might get myself a pisser a we will drive pisser. Oh shit. And I'm going to paint it pink of bright green

wills. Right, I send on this one from a real big dog too. Hello Mingers, a long time Jaffan here and I just want to say thank you for all the health tips such as working out more. Just to stay happier. And the cold showers, which might be the best thing

since I started gooning. One thing I'm working on now is trying to fix my posture because I realize I've been hunching for years and I want to avoid back problems in the future. So I want to know if you boys have any tips that might help me out along the way. Thank you for all the laughs and smiles, gooners,

keep up the great work. I am... If there's... Okay, we have a brain, right? So we have a brain, and there's certain things in life that take up a percentage of our brain during our day-to-day activities.

Posture takes up about 30 to 40% of my brain. at any given time. Posture is the only thing I'm consistently thinking about because I was a hunchback in school. I had fucking atrocious posture and it was only when I saw video of myself and it was like...

Really? I never associated that with you. It was... It fucking disgusted me to such an extent that I didn't even want to look myself in the mirror anymore. I fucking despised every single thing about my life because... How old will be around this time? So it's like year fucking 11.

Okay. I fucking despised it. It ruined myself. Well, it's always been on my mind because I've, it's always been on your mind. So just through osmosis, I've been like, I should probably care about my posture. Even now, like, I don't think I have good posture. But I always, I'm always focused on shoulders back, stand straight, back straight. You need that little bit of curve.

And it's the one... What do you mean you need that little bit of curve? I think you want a straight back. Your spine, Kurt. Your spine's not like that. Your spine makes an S. Oh, okay. I see what I see what I'm saying.

You want your shoulders and that area to be a bit of back then you're... Not like the, uh, Trump center. His spine is a Z. I think the times that posh, like, when you're walking, you can normally have quite a good posture naturally because it makes sense

when you're walking. The times you need to worry about posture is when you're sitting, driving, gaming. Gaming. They're the three. As in sitting by sitting, I mean at an office if you're working, you know,

not being less. What about sitting watching Evangelion? Because you've noticed this and I've pointed this out to you how people drive. Seat belt there, chest in place. Where's the head? There.

The head is not here against the head west. It's here. you watch it go out every single person in a car does it nobody's driving a car has good posture because it's naturally you are just like that

I do it all the time the thing is you've got to be safe as well and you do need to lean forward a T-junction yeah I have this problem should I do not if you're a like if you're a drug dealer driver

oh yeah you sit so far back Yeah, but that's also bad for your neck, because you're looking, like, straight down. Yeah, like low rider. Yeah, like low rider. It's like you... Like flow rider. And obviously, with gaming and being at a desk playing, you're always going to be like, fuck, I've almost got this OPEC's win, and you're always going to be like...

No, it's much worse, um, you guys have it easy using controllers. Yeah, because you can sit back. You can, like, sit back and... That's one of the reasons I don't use a mouse. that's why I have my I have my seat really low I have it tilted really far back and I'm like this

you know no I do know and it's like especially in an office because in an office you're going to be sitting at a desk eight hours a day ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fucker poo boy No, not you. No, not you. No, you leave.

No, but like, when you, when you're in an office and you're sitting at a desk eight hours a day, your posture is going to go, you're going to lose, you're going to get bad posture. You won't be able to help it because you're doing a mind-numbing office job for a capitalist company and your posture is. being sacrificed to the overlords, you're going to get bad posture. And so it's vital that when you're not at your desk,

that you need to pop a straight and back and focus on your posture. Now, one of the best things for posture is exercise... Yeah. With good posture. Yeah. Watch YouTube videos. Talks.

Dogs Walking dogs Really good for your posture Well yeah actually like Moving around Oh like moving yeah Really good Yeah

And if all else fails Just like buy a bunch of belts Strap them Yeah And that's a beltman one For free And I would actually say In terms of posture

Never lower your car Your car has to be higher Because if it's low up You have to stand in the most dodgy positions to do anything. I've, I'm a gymnast with the amount of positions I have to do to do basic things.

What are you talking about? I can do the splits because I have to because, no, you can't do the splits but I can bend my legs pretty wide because it's the only way I can work on my engine because I, if you bend over like that, you're fucking destroying your back. So I, I

stand like that. I got staring my legs as wide as part to lower my body to then be able to lean over with good posture. I only kneel. Yeah, get one of those. This is where I told you. The squat,

it's got nothing to do with Russia. Got to do with sick drift cars, fam. You squat. James's talking about it. No, squatting is a Japanese thing. I went to get coffee with James on the weekend, last weekend. And James squatted.

James squats a lot. I do. James squatted. That's true, actually. Yeah, James squatted, and I was like, you look like a slav or a Ruski or whatever. And he was like, no, absolutely not. You know, Russians didn't even invent squatting. Japan invented squatting when they were working on their drift cars.

I say this, because I've seen older pictures from Japanese street racers squatting than I've ever seen any Russian squat. It's like the first record is squat. Because when you've got a street car, a drift car, a canjo car, whatever, they're low to the floor. So when you're by the side of the road having a cold coffee of your boys. You're this. You're not standing up like little cut boys. You're fucking...

You lad. You can't say the C word, James. We've banned the C word. You're sitting like this. You're squatting because it makes sense. Because you also... And working on cars, right? Working on cars...

You don't know. I've got to be down low. Because my car's fucking low. And it's like, it's the only thing that makes sense. Unless you get something that raises the car. Do you think up at all we, Alex? Um, speaking of the streets. Um, do you guys remember street sharks?

Street sharks? What street sharks? It was like a TMNT, like, rip-off, but they were sharks. Oh. Do you remember that on the playground? On the playground? Street sharks? Street Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Street Sharks? No, well they weren't like actually linked. It was like a rip-off. Yeah, but... Because the ninja turtles were like banned here or something. Well, they were called like the hero turtles here. Yeah, because ninja was too, like, aggressive. Ninja was too far.

Yeah, yeah. No, but it's too sensitive an issue in the... yeah the real ninja problem we've got um street sharks what what's their thing what's their story's mutated sharks it just like came out of the butt or whatever what did they do they live in the sewers bro i'm telling you they're just the ninja turtles but they're sharks would you ever eat pizza in a sewer if it was the 99 cheese special from pizza uh maybe the 99 cheese special from pizza the pizza? Would you eat, would you eat a 99 cheese pizza in the sewer with Johnny

Knoxville? You're telling me you don't remember that? No. What is it? A comic? It was like a show or something. It was like a toy. I remember the toys. They're way more aggressive than the hero turtles.

Well, yeah, because they're sharks. Turtles are like innocuous animals that look nice. Yeah, yeah. No, Teenage Muti Ninja Turtles do. not look nice. No, I'm saying a turtle before it's mutated into a teenage mutant ninja one. I think if you try and

make a humanoid turtle, that thing's going to be creepy. Especially when it's in a Michael Bay produced movie. Yeah, god yeah. John's voiced by Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, eating cheese pizza in the sewers. That's like a...

You couldn't... You couldn't live like that. You couldn't live like a team. Really? You couldn't live like an Ninja Turtle. No, not with the combat and everything. I don't mean in terms of like what they do with their time,

fighting crime and on the grind. I'm going to take the opposite stance and say, I think the way they live is actually pretty reasonable and achievable. It's just the sewer bit. I think if you lived in the sewer. They don't actually live in the filth of the sewer,

though. They've got like, they just have such understanding of the network underground that they've got a base that they just now to get to really efficiently. Yeah but this base is still in the sewer and that place is... The turtles, they can't smell. Turtles can't smell? Right, let's find it.

Let's find out. James, can turtles smell? See? What do you mean? Okay, nah. They have little nose holes. Can turtle? No, that's a sense in leaves. Smell. Tertles smell.

well. Both on land and underwater. They don't have nostrils. What? They have bumps under their chins. These bumps called barbells. We need to buy a barbell for the gym. Have nerves that allow them to pick up scents. Sense is in S-C-E-N-T-S. So that's correct this whole time. Yet again. They can smell. They smell with their chins. Yeah, with their barbell. If a turtle If a turtle doesn't have nostrils What are those two things on its nose Can you unsave that and send it to me

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