JAR Media Posdact - NOWEEN - JARCAST Episode 227

Episode Date: November 2, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:18 Housekeeping 09:20 We Re-Tried Fallout 78 15:31 Kanye on Joe Rogan 21:01 Kim K's Hilarious Tweet 26:16 Willy Clone 29:36 Mid Break & Patrons 38:19 Reddit Questions Segment 40:31 Are you scared of turning 30? 45:34 Brain Surgery JARling 47:56 Are PJs acceptable outside 56:41 Favourite Flash Games 1:00:42 Physical Media vs Digital 1:06:04 Best fe3h character 1:10:40 Extended JAR 1:12:38 Bonkers JAR Story 1:18:29 Bonus Moment PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 227 of the JARCast. I'm your host Alex, joined as always by, Hmm, which one should we give you this episode? The Golden Freddy, James. Good afternoon, guys, it's the Golden Freddy here. You know, for now, it's like horror themed, right? I am the spooky monster and audio jungle gym over there.

That's not very spooky. That's kind of, audio jungle is kind of creepy to me. I guess, but... Audio jungle. When you go into the jungle alone, the audio jungle will stalk you. Oh, James, you're riling me up. Fuck. You know, I always love viling you up.

Special thanks to the patrons before we get too deep into the show. They make the audio version possible And you might even get a special shout-out at the halfway point If you're a sandy tier or above But we'll do that later Guys, it's a November wean It's Novi wean It's Novi wean

Look how scary everything is It's half November holiday It's half October holiday, right? Yeah like Are we joining the Guy Fawkes thing with Halloween? Well, we missed Halloween. This episode is going up after October, but it's a Halloween spooktacular, though.

Yeah, but it's also before the Guy Fawkes thing, so we can just smash them into one. That's why we got all the flames. No, it's a new holiday jazz invented. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm cool with that. Yeah. November wean. You get spooked and puked.

What's the puking part mean? Yeah. Well, I was trying to think of saying that wines have spooked and, you know, is Guy Fawkes-related. Uh, duky? Duke-Dukee fresh? A ducy bean? How day you dropped to that level, Alex? I thought we don't talk about that anymore.

I've got no low point. I haven't discovered it yet. How's he been? So, last episode we had a kind of heated debate about if soup is a drink or not. That seemed to upset quite a few. In fact, Abselea wrote in a bit of feedback about that. Something to throw in to the mix regarding the soup question. I believe it is not the soup itself which is the determining factor here, but the utensils use to consume it.

If the soup is in a bowl and you're eating it with a spoon, it is a food. If the soup is in a mug slash bowl, which you're putting directly into your mouth to drink, it is a drink. therefore soup is both a food and a drink depending on how you consume it thoughts no not correct at all so if you eat chicken with a spoon it's a drill or you put chicken in a cup

and put it in your mouth it's a drink so when do you put chicken in it in a cup but I could I could cut up a chicken breast and put it in a cup and like shovel it into my mouth but it's not it's not it into my mouth that's not a weird assumption to make

like if I've just got a bit of chicken I need to put it in something I was going to quickly do it you just you just put it in your mouth you know so you've put chicken in a mug before and drunk it no you just okay if you take if you take the mug out of the question you're literally just putting chicken in your mouth and just kind of eating it and swallowing it I don't think the object that the food and or soup is in changes what it is I agree it's about the liquid the content itself not the vessel it is carried in. I honestly had very little investment in the soup debate. I just enjoyed annoying people with that one.

Riling people up, if you will. Riley reading people up. Oh, everyone would love that. Would they? Not everyone. I wouldn't. Why not? Yeah, go on.

You just wouldn't, you know. So on the table here in front of us is what was left of, what someone from the PO box sent us that being a delicious treat from New Zealand you know a nice little taste of home but it's opened and ripped because some little fuck nugget ginger small fuck nugget

ruined it well I don't know why him having ginger on him is relevant but the jar door was left open and the PO box pile was there so Igu just sort of he helped himself he broke into the packaging and just started eating pineapple lumps when I caught him he looked pretty what's the word Jim?

Vajazzled Yeah he definitely looked pretty vejazzled with the How long do you think he'd been alone With these pineapple lumps Not that long By looking at the packaging I don't think he

Yeah I think he spent most of his time Getting it open Because luckily they hadn't been opened yet So he had to kind of bar his way in and then solve that problem before he could start. So he probably only got one or two actual lumps, especially with how long it would take a corgi to chew one of those

things. Do you reckon? Well yeah and that's good too. If you ate the whole bag that would be like vet kind of stuff right there. There's been days and there's been no side effects of his pineapple. I would say in a way that's kind of lucky because if Gaius got that, you know

it'll be fucking gone in mere seconds, it would be just demolished. Does he have problems with chocky though has he ever got chocolate before and gotten ill no he's never got ill i fed him chocolate and he's fine um no but like he's terrible with food like because my parents are a fick that my mom will like go make a salome who's go upstairs put the plate on the sofa and then goes the toilet like you're fucking asking him for trouble because guys would just be like is he a good boy there does he resist no he does not resist he's fucking going in oh

I had some, like, chicken sate, you know, with the fucking little, the little cocktail sticks, you know. Chicken on cocktail sticks. I ate all the chicken, and I put the container, the far back of the, the, what's the landing? Not the landing. The landing? The kitchen surface. He pulled the whole fucking plastic container around and started eating the sticks. And I just walked in, and he was just, like, looking at me, because he knows he's, like, he was eating cocktail.

sticks. He chews them up and like spits them out. And I was like, oh, you have an eat because by the time I saw him doing it, he half the sticks were gone, so I was like, fuck no, did you eat those sticks? And I went into the kitchen, they were just in bits scattered across the floor, but being a collie, just don't, just don't leave anything out, ever. Well, James, last episode you said you lost your

bois, or bah. I did. Which, honestly, most of the comments were about that and how upset people were. It's also a lie. Yeah, Goose said, James lost his briar. Now he adds nothing to the cast. Get him off. And Peter said...

Oh, that's how people feel I shall leave. This is not up to me. James can't do bar anymore. Wow, jar, you've changed. Yeah, because Jim's the new bar. I don't know. What is the bar? Tell me.

You don't. I don't know the bear. I've lost such bullshit. shit, Alex, what was James doing the entire time before this episode? Yeah, non-stop fucking bars. James, do it now. See, he hasn't lost it.

Yeah, he's fucking got it. Ain't shit changed. Buh. Nate's minifig says, you didn't read my name, sad face. I guess he must have either gotten into the Patreon and it was in that gap with when we were recording it the first time and when it went live

because there's a few days when I'm editing it where I guess those names wouldn't be added but if you're around for at least two weeks your name should be read out so... Yeah, it definitely will. Yeah, if we miss it, just dame us on Patreon. Just fucking call us dicks or something, you know? Leave a negative review.

Yeah, report James on Twitter. Yeah, report me on Twitter. A cartoon Grump said, if the JARCast doesn't miss any weeks ever they will reach episode 3,001 by approximately 2074 Fuck

74 Do you know that You know what's fucking crazy But Joe Rogan's like On 2000 plus already And we're... How long's he been doing it? A long fucking time

Like 10 plus years Wow Well, we'll talk more about Joe Reagan later Oh, spoiler But first Schitts is going to end this section by saying I knew someone was going to say something like this y'all saying Fallout 76 has no content

but it's constantly getting free content it's got a big ass DLC earlier this year it's pretty good now Jim? No it's not it's not good have you taken a step back for maybe 10 minutes and just walked along and seen the enemies

and how fucking glitchy literally you just walk from place to place in search of glitches I guess saying it has no content is the wrong term I guess just the content that's there is shit and the game is shit everything about it is bad

it's not a single good aspect of that game no elaborate Jim because on game pass it's on there now so I downloaded it just to see what it's like now thinking oh it might be right now and it just seems identical

to me. As far as like the fidelity and the way the game runs and the like the combat and everything it's all the same like garbage. Yeah the moment to moment gameplay hasn't changed and

Bethesda do not know how to make fun moment to moment gameplay. The reason the thing about fall out way is you know back in the originals and New Vegas is the moment moment gameplay is shit but you do it. you put up with it for the bits in between you know the actual RPG part yeah you get

invested to the the world and the people and the characters yeah the characters the story but the the world of Fallout 76 isn't it doesn't feel like Fallout like Fallout like Fallout 4 made steps in that direction where like the art style doesn't seem quite right and it doesn't really feel like Fallout anymore and then 76 goes full fucking bullshit and you if you showed that game to someone like back when you Vegas came out they wouldn't know it was fallout yeah without doubt it looks so shit and we've made it a whole video on this fucking game yeah and it's as shit as ever hasn't changed the shit not only does it like run like shit and the actual fidelity

is terrible frame rate awful like all texture quality just trash the art style is bad it doesn't have the like the whole thing about fall out is the icon the pit boy the most iconic thing they've literally like we designed pit boy and has lost all of its charm so when he pops up on the side of screen he's clearly like the same character

as before but he just looks like somebody drew him in 30 seconds doesn't have the charm that the original one had yeah he it just looks like trash the whole game trash I can never like that game it's because when it launched it was so whipped in

it's now like they've made some a few improvements that people think it was unfair whipping it first which is not the case it's the same shit game it deserves to be ripped into now as much as it did back then yeah but if it had been like they'd done this update and it had like this crazy good story with the awesome voice acting and shit maybe i could give it a bit of my time a day but no the story is is complete trash just like full out fours and the voice acting matches that yeah we played it a fair bit actually since

well yeah I just like watching anyone else but me play basically so I can just laugh because I just get guaranteed laughs because I know something funny's gonna happen we weren't go in 30 seconds without seeing like something hilariously broken I would add we weren't trying to break the system

we were actually just going in yeah trying to play it and then it's just the game fucking breaks the game just fucking fucks uping for it's like New Vegas. Do you remember playing New Vegas? And it's like, you just do something and fucking something breaks. Well, it's much worse than New Vegas. Yeah, which is saying a lot. Because there's no

hook. There's nothing to keep you going. On top of that, somehow they made the fallout UI even worse. Yeah, you just have like, no clue what's going on. Yeah. It's like, if you haven't been into this game from the get-go, like good fucking luck getting into this shit.

Do you know what's the one of the thing? The game makes you have to go through menus more. Because you have to fucking drink water and fucking eat. You can't go to your fucking menu and look, get pick up that shit and eat it. At least in New Vegas you can ignore that and just wonder. We had a good look at the

the in-game store as one of the Fallout 76 store. The prices are just hilarious for like just a skin. They are obscene. They're some of the highest prices I've seen for skins in games. It has like a battle pass as well and it's like hilarious. It's such

a skeletal game. But the thing is it's like I can understand you price a cod character let's say a ghost pack or something captain price it's priced at what 15 pounds but at least you're playing online so people constantly see that when you buy you're paying like 20 pound for an armor skin in 76 you might never see any people you're only seeing well yeah there's no reason to buy it there's no like clout to buying that stuff like you buy you buy really expensive mitre transactions for clout that's the only reason you buy it's lame

you know but that's why people buy them that's why I bought the cat girl one in cod boom and it's just like who gives us shit if you've got some Russian inspired fucking arm in 76 but it doesn't have the community to warrant that type of game I mean the the 4 that 76 fans

that are also jarlings if there's any crossover there they can tell us in the comments why we're wrong or whatever about 4 that 76 but I don't know I can I can't imagine they're being that many. No. It probably is just that one.

That one guy. Yeah. Well, we teased it. It's time to talk about it. No, please do we have to. Kanye went on Joe Rogan. Kane West himself. The man, the myth, the legend himself, went on Joe Rogan.

And I watched, I guess, two hours of the three-hour interview. Before I had to, I had to have a break for a bit. because it was I don't know I found it quite disheartening as a quite a freshy Kanye fan only in the last couple years

have I got into his albums really hoping and waiting for oh anything that's going to be released while I'm a new fan is going to be really exciting because then I can kind of get around it and it's something new, something fresh I can see how the fan base responds and the first one he dropped

was Jesus King and as we know Varkin Jesus Yeah Jesus indeed but yeah he went on the podcast

that copies us a lot Joe Rogan or whatever and just had this bizarre interview he's comparing himself to Deadpool he's saying all don't tell me he's doing that

yeah I remember that specifically because I knew Jim Wooder would appreciate that he's very much in tune with pop culture that's for sure he's got a

he were like like a reference for every concept he's trying to explain like you'll whip out like a black mirror episode or a movie or that one of the biggest kind of sound bites that was coming out of it was this discussion they had

about the Star Wars prequels versus the Disney movies and how you know that the prequels are much better than them let's say is that is that a good take or not I

I think it's an oversimplified one No, it's the best take The prequals are better No, but this is what I don't like Is that it's just become That the prequels are just like good When it's like this more, it's more It's deeper than that

There's still a meme It's not The one you have more fun with Is the better one That's it, there's nothing deep, there's no deep meaning You'll have a better time of the prequels Therefore they are better That's just how it works

I don't think it works you're looking too deep into it people who watch it don't give a shit about the deep his point was that without George Lucas so it doesn't have the same kind of heart or whatever which is true

it's definitely lacking something without him but at the same time like just because the new thing is worse doesn't mean the already bad thing isn't bad I'm sorry we're not talking about critically though we're talking the one

the prequels are better in terms of enjoyment in terms of their yeah I prefer And that makes them better Like no matter what way That kind of makes them better How long did Kanye talk about this for

Well that that was part of my problem With the interview It's like He just goes He just talks and talks But like there's never really any point to it It's just loads of like random thoughts Really

With every now and again He says something that's like kind of interesting and you know reflective of society in some way that's like yeah you're right about that can yeah but then he spins it around and makes everything either about well jesus basically um and how that's the main motivation for everything in his life which i guess is fine but it's just like it takes away the nuance of like when when you hear someone speak if every answer is just god yeah told me or inspired me to do it then it kind of they lose their personality

Yeah, because it's very sad listening to him Speak about his like older Music and older career he specifically says something like He used to make crass jokes and You know things like that and use rude words And I guess he doesn't want to do that anymore It's like when I got into his music It was like the whole appeal

Yeah He was kind of funny with the way He had the humor side with the silly wordplay But at the same time he also was managed to make it kind of poignant at the same time but now I just thought it was a very weird interview

that kind of made me not have much hope for at least his musical career in the future because he was even saying like he doesn't even really make music to make money anymore like if anything he loses it on his music at this point. Yeah

I would say... No I can totally see though I think something that's happened you see a lot of now is like the giants from the mid-2000s people are scared to move on from them they're just they know they're bad but they still have hope for them Kanye West Halo you just have to when at that stage you have to just lose hope but Kanye was good only a couple years ago that's what

Halo hasn't been good for a long time you know it seemed like such a sudden yeah this latest Kanye seems his like eccentric ego of the past seem less like less like it's a joke you know like he actually does just have a completely fucked perspective of himself and the world

yeah and of course this leads into Kim Kardashian's latest social media exchanges which are this is one of the few good things to come out of COVID is just celebrities embarrassing themselves for the whole world to see how out of touch and just ridiculous they are. No, but they still flock to them and look up to them and all that shit. It doesn't change anything.

This Kim Kardashian one about how they rented a private island just so they could feel normal for a week or whatever. I want to say, I've kind of dodged a lot of the Kim Kay just, you know... I'm surprised you missed this because it was being memed everywhere. But I did... No, now you say I've seen those memes. I have seen the fucking memes. Yeah, you probably just didn't know what it was meming.

I didn't. I just saw memes and it was like pictures of metal gift solid. I saw a funny one that was like, we all quarantined for this amount of time and went to a private island so we could act like everything was normal. And it was a screenshot from Far Crow 3. Yeah, that was Delham Dark's tweet. Yeah, yeah, that was it. That was perfect because that's exactly this type of person that I'm mocking with it. But I did not know that. It's just so out of touch. Like, we mentioned a few times on this cast of that video, that music video that a bunch of celebs put together with like Gal Godot and...

Yeah, she was the main one that like... Got the brunt of the... Well, she, she, it was her idea, I guess. Or at least she was interviewed about it because from her perspective, she said like, sometimes you just do a good thing and it doesn't arrive at the right time. You know, like blaming... blaming the timing of releasing that video and not the video itself of all these celebrities in their fucking manners, these million dollar manners acting like they're going through

the same shit as everyone else. Oh, it's so turned out. I fucking hate that shit. And the fact that it's like, you can't even acknowledge it and be like, yeah, that was kind of about a touch. You know, to double down and be like, nah, it was a great thing we did. We just didn't kind of strike at the right moment. moment any other day it would have been everyone would have loved it as normal no that's made me

really dislike her because you surely i'd have more respect for her if she was just like yeah i people were right it's not our place to be saying this shit but no it had to be yeah because they were good people what was it was it like ellen or something that made that video of her like crying in lockdown or something of like how hard it was. Oh no, she's got, she's been dragged and rightfully so since lockdown. The whole stuff came about how she's

literally just a horrible person to literally every one of her staff because she's just her. I ain't got no sympathy for any of them. Isn't the rich people? Yeah. Kim also made a tweet today about the

hologam of her dad. They are just living in just, a different world. Can you imagine your husband surprises you with a gift and it's like, wifey, I've made you a hologram of your dead dad

who also happened to be OJ Simpson's lawyer. But he, Kanye like, praise himself in the hologram. He said that she met such an incredible, incredible person being Kanye West. It's like... That's really weird.

I don't actually watch the video. I just saw like pictures of it. It's fucked up. I haven't seen the whole video. If my other half ever did something like that, I'd be fucking, like, disgusted. Yeah, like, I kind of don't want my dad to be... Didn't they say they're, like, watching it on repeat, like, getting emotional? Have you seen the actual video as well?

Like, the... It's like Uncanny Valley type shit. His face is, like, all warped and weird. I... I would not want a hologram of my dead parent, let alone an uncanny valley... Being like voice acting. and coded to say things. Like,

how just out of touch can you be? No, that is some straight-up black mirror shit. Yeah. It's fucking bizarre. Bringing back dead people in the form of some, like, weird AI hologram. I would say, like, you know, there's a way to do holograms, bringing back two-pack to do a stage concert,

yes, bringing back your dead parents. In terms of music, I think it can work. Yeah, no, it can. Because, like, music transcends sort of time. periods but just a person like someone you have a relationship with like yeah because there's that

there's that Kendrick song at the end of Pimp a butterfly isn't Tupac like on it yes like an old recording of him that he makes it sound like he's actually talking to him that's like cool I don't know about uh no but there are literally Tupac holograms

well you know at Coachella at Coachella really yeah having to Coachella was on with me to round off this segment I want to talk about a willie cloning what oh do you mean the things you buy the sponge that you mould your cock with yeah not really sponges yeah it's kind of like a mold you know it's creating a dildo from your cock yeah you're basically uh yeah molding your willie into a dildo and i was thinking of myself wait and if you do that

then surely that's the best way to fuck yourself. No, yeah, no, I was literally just thinking. Cologne your own penis. And then fuck yourself with your penis. Stick on a fuck machine or something and boom. Maybe that's what we need. If someone can send those to our PO box, we can each do our own one and put

it in front of us on the jazz set. Would you, though? Well, you've got to put your, like, cock in this fucking... Which first you've got to get a bonus, surely. Because the mould has to be... You can't... You can't... No, we should do that.

We should mould our soft cocks. Put them in front of us. No, because you've got to put your cock in this fucking container. And then pour loads of, like, powder, in and, like, something else to make a reaction. And you hold it then, and it forms the mould. The cock mold. I don't know how I feel about that. Okay, you're missing out on the cockmark.

Just James. Yeah, we can fuck ourselves. If you had access to one, would you make you make... a mould of your cock just for the sake of it. We all have access, Jim. You can buy them off Amazon for like 30 quid. For 30 quid. No, but I'm saying if you didn't have to go out of your way to buy it

and you just had access to a cock mold kit, would you mould your cock? If it was just there. Yeah, like you just had one in your house as like a joke gift. For some way to spend an afternoon, just mould your wink. No, but I think in some cases, I don't, oh, I've know about this stuff before, I would admit. In some cases, you do the mould and then you send it to someone.

And they'll professionally take the mould you've done and create a cock from your mould. Like, some, like, Camgirls will sell these and then sell them to people and then use the moulds. The camgirls are selling their own cocks, are they? No, they'll sell a kit to someone. And that person mocks? No, they'll sell it to someone who watches them and they'll mould their car. Oh, and send it to them. Yes.

Oh, that's creepy. That's really strange I don't like that It's another level of interaction Yeah so then they can like LARP that they're somehow like fucking them even though it's No, a technically

A replica Well it's a web Technically it's still moulded after your cot But technically it's also just a mould of it Yeah it's just a bit of I don't know what they Silicon? What is it? It's just silicone

It's just like hard and silicon look at it. So what we're saying is send us mold cock packages Yeah and we'll use them Mold cock Mold cock Only flaccid though Mold your cock

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so my name is read earlier. Ha ha ha. Suck my dangling balls. Anyways, I just stuff my ass with whatever. Agarron 3. Katia fucking Managan and David Wallace. Big facts. Thank you, everybody. This is feeling... Okay, no, I want to bring something up. I want to bring something up. This is serious fucking talk now. I went to the shops recently and I saw a little gem. a new gem, haven't seen it before. Some people might know it was once called Dreams. It was Cadbury white chocolate, but it is back.

And I saw this. And I thought it was going to be a good time. And it's confirmed white chocolate is shit. Alex, do the introduction to the second half of the patron, please. Um, what if I need to shoot urine out? Well, go piss first. You should have done that already. I did, but I need to pee again.

Maybe if you stop drinking. Peel all over your hands and come back and just don't clean it. That's what I normally do anyway. So you're interrupting my thing about why I'm not interested. I don't, I'm not interested, I don't want to hear it. I know why, no, I know why you're bringing this up and I'm not interested. I'm not getting into it. Why am I bringing up, huh?

I'm not getting into it. No, today, no, no, no, today I'm not getting up. No, today I'm not getting into it. I'm not interested in getting into it today. Oh, you will be next week then, next episode. No, we're not getting into it. I'm not interested in getting into it. I don't want to get into it. We're not getting into it. Okay, then I'm not interested in you then.

That's not what I said. I didn't say I'm not interested in you. I said I'm not interested, I said, I said, I said, I said I'm not interested. You broke my heart either way, Jamie. I said I'm not interested in getting into this right now. this right now. Nor will I be next week or the following. And that can be just set for the next

100 that we do. I'm okay of that. I just won't No, I'm not interested. I'm not getting, no, no. No, I said we're not getting into it. I'm not getting into it. No, let's do the next bit, that's it. All right? Welcome to the second half of

the JARCAS where we answer questions from the JAR Media subreddit, head over to the suggestion thread and ask us anything you like. A special kind of dibby is going to start us off this time. Are you scared of turning 30 slash getting older? I suppose I'm the closest to 30 here. I'm four years away, less now. But my answer is no. You're not scared?

I'm not scared of turning 30 specifically. What are you scared? On this one What am I scared of? Just in general? Or... This time let's try and sort of stick within the boundaries of the question.

Is there an age where you will sort of think, oh, well, I don't like this? Yeah, the only thing I fear is the loss of my own body. What death? No, as in like, you know, my legs go, my hip goes, my, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the worst part. No, there's a way to prevent that.

How? You, okay, I'm not joking here, but like, if you are extremely old, if you have a really extensively, like, fitness-based, like, your whole life is fitness, you can do all that shit while old. There's people out there who do some fucking crazy shit, because they're just... There's that guy in Shippenham, who just runs constantly,

he just runs everywhere. So it's like you're not, if you are scared to losing your body, then do things to make. make sure that doesn't happen. No, but it doesn't matter what you do, at some point your body's gonna fail, and that's the scary part. That's, I'm in complete disagreement.

No, you, what do you mean? My body's, I'm 23 and my body's already failed to me in multiple ways, so I don't give a shit. I'm not even scared of death either, to be honest. So, I don't make, age doesn't mean anything to me. So you've won the game then. yeah you have literally no fear

no why be scared of death that's it's a full stop it's the end of the sentence it's the end of the sentence as long as you make sure you you go to that

that end having fun why does it matter we always fucking talk about this and I totally disagree it's because we're different beings Jamie no it's because you're wrong how am I wrong okay tell me

You're saying as long as you die doing something awesome, then it doesn't... Oh, is that what he meant by that? That's what that... No, no, I mean as long as you lived like a fun life. No, that's what I'm saying. No, what did you say verbatim just now? Probably what you just said, but I mean it in the way Alex says. No, but it's just like, why fear death?

You cannot stop it. No matter what happens, it's going to happen. Yeah, that makes it even scarier. I used to be someone that thought death isn't a scary thing, but... No, but so you know it's going to happen. So instead of just like not giving a shit, you're going to like think about it and be like, no, death is scary.

Why don't you just fucking live life to the max? If you are actually scared of death. Well, everyone is scared of death. I'm not. No, if you stand on a really high tower and look over the edge, you feel an inherent fear because you inherently do not want to die.

Not at all. No, yet, absolutely. The default space, the default setting is not wanting to be dead yeah sure this is the curse of being human like the knowledge that we are here comes with the knowledge that we will also not be here

that's what makes it scary but that doesn't scare me it's the human condition you know yeah and you either can deal with it or you can't I'm just I'm not scared of death yeah that's what I'm saying doesn't scare me at all

it's one of those things there it's like I'm not I'm not sat there fear in it every working moment it's just when I think about it no but what about if you if you if you know okay let's hypothetically say this was death if you were there how would you feel if you were literally on the edge of death you mean on the like on a timeline if you could see your timeline no just like you I'm not sure what you're trying to explain you walk out in front of a bus and in that moment you can see

or just before that you can see that that That's dead. More like, if you were like a second earlier, you would be dead type thing. Yeah, like, seeing that, how would you feel if you saw that or experienced it? I have experienced that before, though. I've been like, whoa, I'd be dead if I was a bit earlier, a bit later right now. And that scares you? I wouldn't say fear is my response to it.

It's just a bit like, hmm, it's interesting to think about. Well, I don't know if fear is the right word for me either, but like dread. I guess I don't know I think we just inherently fear what we don't understand Sometimes you don't know what to anticipate I guess is my point Lego Loppy 1 2 3 4 5 says

Hey jar We've got another positive one An uplifting one Giving a little update about my medical situation October 23rd marked the two year anniversary of my brain surgery I wrote in about this last year and since then the recovery is continued

even if it is frustratingly slow my life is starting to feel a bit more like a life I have a lot of trouble with visual and spatial perception sometimes due to the area of my brain that they cut through the fact you can even do that

is just ridiculous to me yeah that is mind-blowing being the peritil lobe am I saying that right I spend most of the second halves of my days in my bed trying to take in as little light as possible.

Podcasts have been a natural good fit for this scenario, so I spend about two to three hours a day listening to JAR. Someone probably argue that listening to such a brain-dead podcast would stunt my mental health, but I haven't perceived any cognitive deficits whatsoever. Not yet. That you've acknowledged, anyway. My parents have asked a lot of questions about you all,

and I never know how to describe the cast. Sometimes they sit in and listen and seem confused. They know some of the lyrics to crazy. Goblins too. This cast has no joke become a cornerstone of my daily life which must seem crazy to you all. I once again have to give a huge thanks, Casey.

Haley Well at least you're making a recovery from such a sure. Yeah for sure. It is a hardcore bit of surgery that, but anything's to do with the brain. Without a doubt. Like

to think of our podcast being listened to in such circumstances it's very humbling you know thank you casey for you know giving us some insight into yeah anything that can help the moments go by because i know exactly what it's like you know when you're like you just want time to go and you just you just have the right thing to listen to because i've got my podcast that like i i i get excited when they drop and stuff and it's just a nice feeling to just be distracted by something for a bit you and vivo says are pajamas acceptable to wear outside i wish no i have this vague memory from like years ago and it must have been like a quiet newsweek or something because it was like a dramatic uh posting in the newspapers or whatever about

someone who went to the supermarket in their their pyjamas and got asked to leave because they're in their pajamas. I think it was a Tesco or something. I don't know. First, it depends on the design of the pajamas. Because for some people... Yeah.

Like sometimes I just wear like a t-shirt and underwear. Okay, no, because pajamas are a thing like, pyjamas are shirt and like trousers because like I don't wear pyjamas like at all so I wouldn't I wouldn't consider that by pyjamas you know like pyjamas are thing so but like yeah

so like we're talking about the very specific thing where it is just clothes basically just soft relaxed clothes well like yeah like a like an M&S pair of pyjamas that are like kind of smart I guess yes but

it would still look ridiculous no but that's not the case because no goes are wearing that they wear a dressing gown as well i would say it's acceptable to wear it outside if you're taking the rubbish out or anything to anything locally to the house as soon as you're like getting into a car or walking to a shop or something i feel like it's that's too far for me i will say an exception to that wear case if you if you're if it's six to seven in the morning and someone's going to and you see them in a shop and they're only buying milk i find that acceptable because they're literally just literally getting them

bare minimum thing they're not they're not hanging around they're just like need milk must go home like you know like an ape you know but could they not have like just taking their dressing gown off could they not have just not bought milk because milk is totally an unnecessary commodity yes but i'm just saying if if it was like six in the morning or something i saw that i would be understanding i wouldn't judge but i just understand but then if someone's doing it midday to get the roast dinner you got a problem No, I disagree. I totally and utterly disagree.

I find the, because sometimes I would love to just, like, I'm fully dressed, but the most comfy thing to wear is always a dressing gown. Yeah, to tell me that, bro. I disagree. So I would like to be able to just walk down to the local shop, wearing a dressing gown over, like, my clothes. But I can't do that because I would be judged, and people would throw, rocks at me. No, I would like

it, I would like it, but it's not acceptable behaviours though. Why? Because it's implied that you've gotten up and just not progressed from there. No, but if I've gotten up, gotten fully dressed,

but it's like a bit cold, and I've just thrown... You're not fully dressed, though, you're in your pajamas, that's the point. No, this is what I'm saying about dressing gowns. I just preface this by saying, like, I'm fully dressed. but I've put a dressing gown on over everything And I don't feel as though I can go to the shops

wearing a dressing gown over I thought you did that like A year or two ago I didn't test it didn't you wear this very dressing gown No I think it was paler than that Was it the blue one? Yeah Really? Yeah No one cared though

No but I felt like I was standing out Hmm You know Yeah just like when you wear a poncho around people no that's what I say if you want to wear a dressing gown just wear a poncho it's the closest thing that's susceptible yeah but is it acceptable around here you get some interesting looks yeah they're just they're looking at you because it's just like they they don't understand like anything that isn't voting for

tories so it's just like they've got they they look at something strange it's just like wow but it doesn't mean you're getting judged it's just like you're wearing a poncho it's not like wearing a dressing gun no I think there is a judgment a last to it, but in terms of actually just wearing pyjamas, when's the last time you guys spent your whole day in pyjamas? I haven't, ever.

In your whole life? Yeah, because I don't like pajamas. So I wouldn't wear the men. I know, I understand the question, yeah? But I don't. Like, I'll get out of bed, I have to get changed. Like, you have to, you can't... It's the same thing as you can't take your shoes off. Why can?

Because... No, no, because you don't like taking them off Because once you've got them on You feel like you want them on, right? To a certain extent The whole thing you said about shoes Is that but clothes? I don't want to get out my clothes

I just want to be, be busy You know, if I need to go out, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like, I'm not gonna, I'm not... Okay, occasionally like I'm fully awake clothes And I just go to bed not obviously I'd wear pyjamas in that situation but I don't you know

I don't oh no I lost a thought Alex can you answer that question about the pyjamas though yeah last time you wore pyjamas for a whole day or just like your sleep wear probably the other day yeah okay in some extreme situations

I might wear my sleep day but that never happened quite often instead of wearing pyjamas quote unquote I'll wear like just tracks suit trousers. Yeah, and sleep in those. And if you're like working from home, like it doesn't really matter, you know? Yeah, but why are you sleeping tracky bottoms? Because they're comfy.

Okay, no, we got Kansas. Well, do you not like the feel of like, um, your bedding against your skin? Do you not find the warmth in that? Well, when it's freezing cold and I need to wear, because in summer I will wear like just underwear. Yeah, okay, but do you know, not have like thick bedding because it's because once before you get into bed it's it's kind of cold and if you ever need to get up and get a drink

or get up and go pee or get up and down no but that makes it that makes it more exciting that bitter coldness against your skin is frilling it's like I need to get no I do hear you to a certain extent but I'm I'm past that part of my life I like that frillingness so

it's like I find it used to be a yeah a fun thrill when it's like freezing you're wearing just underwear and you've got to get to the bathroom and you got to like pour that water and take a bit of ice up and you're like zooming around the house pitch black just like a creature of the night yeah but then your downstairs floor is like laminated it's just ice cold just like you're moving

moving even faster again I see your point and then you dread the parents getting up to see what it is and there's just a creature running around almost naked around the house you know it's a thrill but yeah I'll spend the night in trackies and then wake up

and if I want something from the shop I'll throw a t-shirt on jacket zoom down get what I want go back home consume whatever I've bought and then shower and get dressed I don't see an issue with that yeah I can deal with that do you know what's a problem of just living with parents

you know it's because when they're not home naturally I'm just going to fucking walk on naked constantly because you know why not I always forget the fucking kitchen window has the flyers open and I'm just like sitting there like cooking bacon just like completely just forget because like no one's home you cook bacon naked I've cooked think yeah why wouldn't you really do live on the edge don't you it's just like if I want something to eat I'm just gonna walk downstairs and it doesn't how do you cook bacon you personally fine pan so that's just spitting that yeah that's it like a grill would be a much safer way to do that if you're doing it naked. Of course you have to fry

it and be naked. But then it's just like what do you do while cooking the bacon? You've got multitask. And if, you know, if I've just gone up and I'm home alone, the dog's going to be high practice. I'm playing the dog naked while cooking bacon. It's like, I'm busy.

The smell hypes him up. Fuck. He goes mentor over that bacon. That juicy bacon. Sir Quintas has one for us. What was some of your favourite Flash games that you'd play in school Everyone knows the one It's the drag racing one where you just

You get a car and you can fit spoilers But what was that one where you'd like You'd draw the ramps for your little snowboarding Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of Like, oh shit Free Shit Free is in there

I swear in the name of it Like free birds No No it's just There's the ones where it was you The vehicle I remember later in the second score, it's like, it's these only apocalypse where you've got to go down the hills

and you get speed, or you've got to go. There's so many games like that. Yeah, those generic flash games, which I just... Like momentum-based ones. Yes. Yeah. There's too many to think... Well, I can't think of a single one, to be perfectly honest.

But they're dead now. What about the impossible game? You remember that? Yes. Yeah. That seemed like a... Like a gimmick one. Yeah.

But I feel... It was more your generation Right thing But I didn't see other people Really Playing that shit I remember the impossible game

And its sequels And there was this one I can't remember What the fuck it was called It was kind of like Worms where you named All of your like Stick figures

And then they like Would fight other stick figures Yeah Like in a turn base thing Yeah No I remember that God I don't remember any of the names But I could

I could draw them I feel like I know what they look like All of these stupid flash games There was I think it was called mother load Where you're like this drilling machine That would drill down

And it was a bit like Um Fuck what was it I've got it on Switch like Spalunky or something You know it was about like digging and collecting Was it the one that ends with you fighting the devil Yeah Yeah I think that's mother load

I never played that That was too early too early from that It was quite a complex game, really. That was one that I remember being impressed by it. Yeah, it was like a fully-fledged game. Yeah, you upgraded your little drill thing. Very cool. Yeah, that was cool.

And you had to, like, conserve your fuel so you could get out. You couldn't drill too deep, otherwise you get trapped. Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, cool game. What, so is what, happy wheels and shit like that and all your speed games? No, it's just the wasting ones. The generic racing lines you play, those are my shit. Of obvious reasons.

I remember one that was like a fighting... It was always stick figures. It was like a stick figure fighting game where you had like electricity powers or something and you had to like... Oh no, I remember which one. I remember exactly which one you all now. It was like a beat-em-up.

Yeah, yeah. But you're like a... Man, I forgot about this stick figure thing. Like on YouTube, all of the... Stick-figure fights, yeah. And the animator versus animation series and stuff like that. Just stick figures were just... The shit, they would...

Everything. But they've been coming back. Have they? Yes. I see stick figure memes somewhat often, though. It's just among us memes. Little blob people. Yeah.

Basically the same thing. Hmm. I guess. It was a weird time. That whole flash game thing. It was kind of very nostalgic, though It is very nostalgic And I guess

I guess kind of Pointless and irrelevant now You can play like Yeah Fortnite Well you can't play it on your iPhone But you can play it on your You know

Android phone I guess Your Microsoft phone Yeah your micro phone And all that Yeah nice little trip down memory lane Holy Ah Don't fucking do that

Spock me Sputnik 11 says Thoughts on Physical media versus streaming and digital. Streaming and digital is the future physical media can die and rot and burn and... There's no reason to buy anything physical unless you're like a vinyl collector. And even then you're a little squamer. Yeah, I disagree with you guys on that one.

No, no, that's completely wrong. Come on, try and battle us. Did you not see this, I guess this is a discussion lately because Amazon, we're trying to make the point that yeah any digital movie you buy through Amazon you don't really own it like we can just change it whenever we want you can take it away whenever we want

it's not the same as owning it on it no I know and they do take it away they have done that before and they've been and they adjust it too like there's a weird one where like the updates on iTunes for movies that upgrade them to like whatever the newest standard is if the

if it's like slightly different in a way that you don't like because sometimes the transfers aren't very good to 4K or something you're just stuck with it if the update just you know puts you to it and then that's just I guess your your version of it and I find that stuff really lame and and counter consumer yeah it is but also it's so much more convenient like whenever you buy a film you don't buy it physically um yeah I usually go by convenience which is is a it on like Amazon or iTunes digitally isn't cheap

but like there's a huge amount of stuff that isn't even available on iTunes and Amazon streaming services and you have to get them physically that's where I've got my blue rays that I have. I think that whole question depends on just how much

how much you would like or enjoy specific things like if you love collector stuff and obviously you're going to buy physical stuff if you want specific things you're going to buy physical but If you just want convenience, there's no other option besides it. I don't understand it as much for games anymore because they all have like constant updates anyway, even if they are like single player games. Yeah, but I mean, it's the same argument because you can have an update for a video game that makes the game worse.

But I think it is slightly different. Knowing the physical thing isn't going to, you're not going to be able to go back to that one. Yeah, you don't have a choice even with games really. Like you can, I guess, remove updates manually. But then you can't play them. Yeah, you can't play them online. You can't play games anymore, if you do that. Unless you go for like, don't humble bundle, don't they have like DRM-free games or something?

But it's like a niche or something. You can't play Steam DRM-free, can you? It's all internet-based. For that stuff, like, I think it makes a lot of sense for video games with them being constantly tweaked like that. But I'm a bit more like, yeah, I don't really know for music and movies. much. Again, convenience is always going to win. But then like, reading a book

on an iPad is not as good as reading a book when it's in your hands and you can turn the pages. It's just not... Well, I've never read on a Kindle, but... It is better on a Kindle with that texture, but again, it's still not the same. That is one

medium where I think physicality is essential. Yeah. Because people like having a, I know, I know people who have a book collection, they like their book collection. Well, yeah, and the thing is like a game has to be played on a screen, a movie has to be watched on a screen, music has to be played through a speaker, like you don't need a digitized screen to read something. It can just be printed. So, yeah, when it comes to books, definitely

physical. Yeah, I'm just, I guess I'm just concerned about. when everything is digital, just the power they have to mess with it, like with, like on Disney Plus, how The Simpsons was just fucked for ages, it was just the wrong aspect ratio zoomed in too far. You missed half the, like, jokes in it. Just weird stuff like that and, like, filtering out things where it's, like, loads of comedies have all been filtered and episodes changed. Like, I know a few episodes of, like, community. had like the blackface episodes

kind of taken out and stuff even though they're like mocking blackface and it's supposed to be a commentary on it it's just it sets a weird precedent where it's like well I guess you can just edit out anything you don't like of old things now

it is odd in that way but I'm sure it'll only get better right guys yeah it will definitely only get better but yeah there's no avoiding it No. Is that's basically it in my eyes? Yeah.

Just, you know, just continue to be slaves to the corporate overlords. Choose your enemy, Google. Choose your master. Choose your master. Is it going to be Google, Amazon or Apple? Or a Tesla. Wutushun says for James, best Fair Three character and ship.

Also, which By-Lift do you play as? who did you marry? I guess Feth 3H is Fire Emblem 3 houses. Yes. So I've... I have a huge problem

with them shortening it like that. I dislike that greatly. Feth free. Fet free. So I'm addicted to it again. I'm doing my second play through with the Blue Lions.

I did my first with Adelgard. Favorite characters is Adelgard and Dadu. I married Petra. And I always plays... I say, I've only played as male Bilef for obvious seasons.

But yeah, I haven't done all the possible wutes in that game yet. I've not finished like every option. I'm only on the second option, so there's still so much content I fucking need to play. But I fucking love that game. It's so good. So shame it looks like trash, because I might have played it otherwise. It doesn't, though. I don't think you would have liked it.

Because it's just anime. So, like, if you don't like anime, you're not going to enjoy that. I don't dislike anime, like, actively. But it's just like all of the issues I'm pretty sure both of you have shared about anime It's just fine with them Like that's just how the Japanese media is But I just think that game looks shit

Like graphically Like when you're running around the hub area Like it looks like trash The hub area there was There was a few like technical With those stupid fucking sleeves You can change the outfit No

Okay good No like I will say I played that game first play through When it came out playing it now again where you know I bought the season pass and whatnot but they updated a game a lot and changed the lot so there's so much more to it now

but it's a really pretty game and the actual combat itself is really good like there's a reason why that I believe and that's why I like so much about it yeah but it's a great game but I'm looking at other switch games actually because I'm just on a switch binge just love playing the switch

yeah I haven't bought anything since that Mario game and I haven't played that much Jire there. Just a bit of galaxy, really. I want to play the platinum game that is Astral. Aschal chain? Yeah, I've heard it's good. And it looks really kind of neat.

I've heard it's good. I think it's getting a sequel, so because it's sold really well, I'm sure. So I want to play that eventually when I've finished Fire Emblem. I need to finish Bethlehild actually. Damn. The sequel will be out by the time. I'm like, I'm probably about 3% for it. I'm nowhere.

I tried to get into it again, but because I didn't. I think it's just one I've missed, unfortunately. I watch Ruben play it so much. I just know every surprise it has. It is sad, really, because I do think that game is a masterpiece. With that game in my mind, it wants you to be creative with the world. It's like that you come across these like checkpoints, there's enemies. It's just like it wants you to experiment with the sandbox, right?

Um, I think it's more the way it forces you to play the game. Like, I thought it was that there's like loads of solutions to the same problem. Yeah, that's what I mean, the sandbox. Yeah, it's got a very open sandbox. My brain does not work like that. It's just like, oh, you always feel if I just... It's too open. You need more linear. Well, no, because...

No, no, it's not in that way, but it's just like I feel guilty for not trying other things. Like, if I try other things and fail, I'm just gonna use the fucking bone walk in for sword. And I feel guilty for that. Well, I mean, it's not. that's what I did for the majority of the game but it's more the it's been a long time since I played it so like

this shit I say might be a bit off but yeah from from memory like it the way you explore the world and everything it's just this constant discovery and I really appreciate when an open world makes you feel small

in that world instead of like I did like those flying dragon things they're cool yeah like just moments like that like something totally unnecessary for you to experience in the game but you'll just be walking around and it starts raining and then this green dragon just comes out of the lake yeah it's about like just catching your eye like what's that in the distance yeah yeah exactly that and then how do I get

there and then something's in the way how do I deal with this problem immediately in front it's a really good design philosophy for sure yeah it's it's it really I hope it's inspired a lot more open world games yeah agreed dat boy underscores 614 is going to be our penultimate question make an extended version of anything an hour a week isn't enough lads play fucking halo one local or something maybe an extended cast for patrons only or something maybe indulge james and play some forza all they know is we need more jar not really a question it's more sort of a no they're trying to boss us around her

i ain't or i ain't all right we're doing less jar from now on yeah fuck you just because you said this just because you... JAR is now every three weeks. Every three weeks and every other day we're going to make sure James has a UTI so James can't record as often as we would like. We're going to do a 10 minute top 10's video every other week

now, that's it. Yeah, every other day James is going to be doing top 10 UTI so are we... JAR rant or screen jar or um... Watch Mojar or... Watch my jar. No, but then we need our second channel which is Jami Jami Jha.

you're gaming no it's like listen moja and uh play mojah and then vlog vlog yeah vlog because you need the vlog channel you know we need the the jamie james relationship travel travel mojah um car media i do really want to do a um uh uh uh a fallout 76 so series i think it would be funny you mean just playing it just free idiots talk shit just talk shit on fallout while playing for 76. Yeah. Yeah, I think games like that are perfect for just humor.

No, but it's worth saying that there is things in the pipeline. Like a... There are things in the pipe. Yeah, my fucking UTI is getting pretty fucking bad. I think I should see someone about this. James's pipe is pretty infected.

Okay, let's end then on this one from Spooky One. Which is a bit of a story for us. Hey boys, I've got a pretty bonkers jar-related story for you guys, so buckle up. Oh no. A few summers ago, I went on a holiday to a theme park, Alton Towers. My family and I drove all the way from fucking Glasgow,

which was easily one of the longest car trips I'd ever been on, and it was miserable. However, the cast made it somewhat more bearable. Overall, the holiday was really good, but there was one standout moment that sticks in my mind. as I was waiting in the massive line of the roller coaster I noticed something that pretty much had me in shock the roller coaster operator looked no lie identical to James I stood there staring at him trying to work out if it was actually Mr. Pissa himself as I got further in the line I realized that it probably was not him

because it would be literally impossible for him to be halfway across the country I was thinking about snapping a quick picture of him for the Reddit but I realized that would be fucking weird when I got to the point that I was getting in the roller coaster and he came around to check that everyone's seatbelts were on correctly and he came to do mine I quickly and off-handedly said do you know what jar is

he looked at me with a blank expression and replied with like a jar a glass jar I just replied with something like no sorry you just look like someone I know I wasn't able to enjoy the roller coaster because of my extreme embarrassment so thanks jar you ruin my life once again

so basically I just wanted to to let James know. He has a near identical twin who works or worked in Alton Towers. I did post this story shortly after it happened, but you guys didn't get round to it, and I pretty much just forgot about the whole ordeal. Well, we best tell him. Anyway, thanks for everything you do, guys.

Keep up the amazing content. Way! It was actually me. Whee! Halloween surprise. Get fucked. The funniest thing I'm picturing is this dude just on the roller coaster, like, all embarrassed and shit.

and it's fucking doing loop-de-loops and he's just sat there in the shit time. Yeah, he's not emoting in any way. He just doesn't care at all. Yeah. Everyone around him screaming and glee. Yeah.

If anything, he just has one single tear as the momentum of the roller coaster back. He sees James' ghost. You got fucking bamboozled by Jarmedia that day. Yeah, we're all in on it. Surely the ride would have been even weirder if it was James and he just went, and then

didn't do the fucking seatbelt off or something and does the seatbelt and fucking sense the thing off you twist the speedometer into the red another roller coaster

has gone off the tracks no but there's a thing at the moment where literally just loads of people just like oh it's James it's James is uh James oh it's James in inside out it's James

oh my god it's James on on Fox News oh it's James I saw James in the park today Oh it's James in that Netflix series Inside Out Oh it's James in my favourite game I am just everywhere

You can't escape me No matter of what you do There's no escape You cannot escape your doom Well on that note I think that's a pretty fitting A scary note to end on What do you think Jim

Spooky, spooky gobbling. Have you ever been... Hey guys! Can you stop doing that? Because it will land on me. Is that a bug? Yes! No, it's a... No, let him do it.

Let him do it. No! Yes! It flies Does it row? Looking to deal some damage Looking to protect yourself or maybe deal some damage What is more Skyman quotes? Google got a scion quote?

We need to... I'll do win Skyrim. This is the bonus episode of saying Skyrim quotes, you know. I used to be an adventurer like you. No lollygagging. That sounds like a Patreon name. Oh yeah.

Yeah. It's one of the first quakes. one of the first quotes. Let me guess. I am sworn to carry your burdens. Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your chart. This is another name. Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

That's the one you read out. That's a Skyrim quote. That makes sense. This motherfucker. We told you to do that. You motherfucker, fuck you. You motherfuck. We've been weaned. been weaned, we've been halloweened.

We can't take anymore. Just give it a rest. Happy November wean. Happy noweening. Happy no ween. She's been bamboozled. Bye. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h-h-h-h-hop-out the four-door with the 440, that's one, two, three, and four, chilling in the corridor, your dad is 44, and he still asks a man for a drawer.

Who's not good? I don't wait at him, you know? Don't wait him. He's a comedian. Okay. Is he actually a comedian? Yeah. What there? What are you doing? Hockey? Woohee! Okay, what's that? Look at that! Yes! Yeah, how is that? Yeah. No, Argy, what's this?

Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! Stop in the morning to you ladies, morning is Jack Septicago.