JAR Media Posdact - Now…this I like!

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 07:07 Housekeeping 25:10 Jeff Fnaf fun (banned on xbox) 31:36 Alex went to Hay-on-Wye 38:24 Mid Break 45:46 Question Segment: Ghoughts 48:43 Tables are Turned 49:06 How to Save Funko Pops 50:51 W on PS5 53:05 Wonderful Hypothetical 54:39 Roleplay Suggestion 1:06:07 $1000 to see live Music 1:08:35 How to Get Beans Right #BroCastS7E4

One, a two, one, two, three, four. La, la, la, la. La. La la la. Did somebody say Homer? Oh, got some really itchy eczema. Do you? I've got eczma on my neck here. That's fucked.

It's really fucking annoying. It keeps me up at night because I'll be like, oh, bit of a scratch there, is it? Do you actually do? Yeah, genuinely. We actually do that. My eyes will go, like Squidward.

Do you know the exact shot that I'm talking about? I know the exact shot you're talking about with the sound effect and everything. And also, I saw the latest SpongeBob movie. At Tan? Big pants. Yeah. The dumb. Yeah, or whatever, the Ice spice.

Would, okay. You know how I feel about ice spice. So that added a certain panache. But, um, kiss, marry. or kill ice spice fish I kind of appreciated how

like she was considering the fact as ice spice they didn't give her any sexual element yeah yeah yeah nothing she's just like his normal SpongeBob fish

with like an afro hell yeah let's go it was at least like an eight or nine out of ten easy is she like a character in the movie she's got like three lines she's like

don't make me call security nice you know Does she sing the song? And no. Yeah. I mean, she does sing the song, but the character doesn't. Yeah, that's weird.

I'll tell you what's weird. That's a good afternooning, morninging, eveninging or nighteninging. Nightening. Yeah. You mean nightinginging. Nightinging, sorry. I just saw a knight in shining armor the other day. Yeah, that's different.

nightening nightening I think if you're a sir you're a bit of a fucking asshole what if it's I'm just not even gonna do I was gonna make like a really funny pop culture reference

yeah sir goat sir we got so much to address okay do we like I was gonna say like I was gonna reference someone beginning with a V but now I don't know if that is like

is that redacted as well now? Yeah. Like, we say it's redacted. Yeah, yeah. It's redacted, yeah. Executive decision. But redacted used to mean something.

Exactly. It takes away the meaning of redacted in a way. Well, no, it's, it, it, I would say it increases the meaning of redacted. Because redacted doesn't apply to just one, think about the Epstein files.

It's not just one name getting redacted. It's, Right, yeah. Yeah. So I'm Alex joined by Jim. Yeah. Jim the redactor.

And this is broadcast season seven, episode four. Yeah. Oh man, there's a lot going on. Too much. Seven seasons. I wish just one thing could happen at a time. Yeah. Just one simple thing for once, you know?

Once. One time. It's like one thing will happen and then, oh, look, there's another thing. And there's another one. Here we go again. Another thing. It's like, why can't things just work out on my time? Speaking of time.

Mm-hmm. When did the second, like, become a thing? Minute. Second to minute. Yeah. Because like a day I get. Hmm. And then, I guess, dividing that into, like, equal bits.

All have equal value, do they not? No, but my thing with a second is, like, look up the meaning of a second. What like how do I phrase that? What does a second mean? Defined second. Well no, not define set because then it'll be like number two. Number. Constituting number two in a sequence coming after the first in time or order second.

Okay, search how long is a second? How long is redacted? A second is formally defined as a second. as the time it takes for a Celsius-133 atom to oscillate exactly, what is that, nine trillion times? Right, so, like, how long has the second been a thing? Was that billion? Because, like, you need pretty, like, current tech to figure that one out. Since 1967, it's been defined by the National Institute of Standards and Technology,

based on the radiation frequency of the Celsius atom, which provides an unchanging precise. measurement. Oh, rot. Do you go what I mean? No, I don't get what you mean. So back in like Shakespeare times, you wouldn't go like, hang on one second, I'm just doing this. You'd say, hang on, just wait 9 million trillion radiation Celsius. Oh, right.

Just wait a trillion Celsius and I'll be right with you. Yeah, that's... Oh, chum. But I want to clock into the lock-in hotel now! So before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the patrons over at the Patreon, the Jem Media Patrons, that is. They make the show an audio version possible.

Get the raw unfiltered MP3 ad-free. You can put on any podcast host of your choice. Your Spotify's, your Podbeens, of course. My favourite's Podbean. My favourite's Podbean, as a matter of fact. That's not all there. You get your Patreon names read out in the first or second week of each month. that'll probably be next week if I had to guess

I'm seeing as it's the first as we record this a year we haven't done a Sunday a sleepy Sunday recording in forever it's been a long time yeah we were in like a rhythm of very different being on it yeah it's way different um not necessarily bad

but different isn't always bad no change is only good when it makes things better um after hours as well you also get over there on Patreon we did um the worst video ever we watched that

we've been doing the creepy bastards we did Jeff the killer we got JAR vision out there a huge growing playlist go check it out Paisley's Chance Paises his chance there's the JARMedia group chat as well

which I'll be plucking from in a second for housekeeping and I think that's everything for just getting all the ducks in real quack so yeah I'll start housekeeping and we round off like conversations and just get the house clean for once which is difficult when your dog is vomiting up uh cat poo your own cat pee that did have i forgot about that yeah that was wild in the last episode yeah and eating it up again and yeah smart

very smart that golden retriever so um frank and lotter from the ever mentioned jar Media group chat. The Patreon said, uh, jar survey on Reddit and new Epstein files like Jeff sharing Fnaff porn on 4chan. Which do you want? Look, that's a lot going on there. Uh, which do you want first? Um, I'm a simple man.

I hear Fnaf and I say, tell me more. We can get into this. Well, maybe it should save it for after housekeeping, because it, there's enough going on there Yeah To throw the whole thing Maybe we should clean up first Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah messy with that Okay Okay So the JAR survey It's an annual survey That um I did note down Who does it The JAR Media shipposts

Jal Media clips And that human Lauren Um does this every year Um I'm not gonna go through all of it You can find it if you go on the subredet Or just Google JARMedia Community Survey

I'm sure you'll find it But I took some of the more notable slides in my humble opinion. So, yeah, a few hundred jarlings were put to the test. And I plucked this one. Best jar, meme or bit of 2025, and people could leave their opinions. Should I do it in reverse order? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, silent scream. at the bottom. Really? Yeah, but you don't know what's coming. The rest have got to be belters then. Zach Snyder. The northern accent. Right.

Soorine lover. Yeah. Perfectly done. Please, please, please. Please, please squeezed out. Perfectly done. That's crazy. That is crazy work.

Or Sam Singh. Okay. CBT. Number seven. Baby Rick Wow Okay No that's proof

That's proof All you fucking haters out of it You were wrong Rebel guy Wow People love rebel guy And Finally

Can I say it for this No Okay Redacted Slash Redacted Both of them Well no it's like It's

Oh right Okay By far Yeah And then interestingly Inversy there's worst jar memes slash bit 2025 This one has four, five, six, seven Okay

So the lowest was CBT The next was political discussions Okay Then please, please please So there's some haters of them Oh yeah, yep Final Afternoon slash the Sorin lover Okay.

None. Hey, I'll take that. How are you? Baby Rick. Fuck. More people said that they hated baby Rick than liked it actually. Shit, okay. Well, edit that out.

But number one, worst charmie. Redacted slash redacted. What the fuck? What? So, like, more people did say best. Yeah. But it has its haters too. It's like prioritizing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a marmisey little fucker. And yeah, then that leads into best jar meme slash bit of all time. Instead of just the 2025. And this one has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten, eleven. At the bottom is Tim. How do you feel about that? Considering how many there are, I'm happy he's on there.

Yeah, okay. James Ba. is next dibby next wow that should be higher I think the argue voice

that should be below divby the EC mm yep piss a dick nice okay screaming run

that is an all time fucking goat contender no doubt um normal I'm just saying things in normal. Yeah. Yeah. Bear bear I do declare. Ar slash Fnaf. Mm. Mm-hmm. And last, redacted slash redacted. So again. Again. You can't stop winning. Yeah.

That's crazy. But then worst jar meme slash bit of all time. This one has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Yeah. At the bottom, none. Then it's baby Rick then it's beep that what's wrong with beep that people really hate when they don't know right if it's like taken away yeah but it's been beat for a reason

I'm doing your favour I'm thinking about you uh soren uh curry so like the curry episode has some haters it is bad yeah I've always been a curry episode hater

yeah I'm a head everyone should Yeah. That shit's sad. Ruby do is next. Really? Yeah. No, Ruby do can get her flowers. Mim chat.

Was after that. Wow. Wow. I thought Meme Chet was a virus. Yeah, I see how it is. Then, please, please, please. Okay. Yeah.

Then Pussy Diarea well cringe. What the fuck? Yeah, that one's like inoffensive to me. Yeah. It encapsulates that era well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just young fools. Just being silly.

Innocent time. Innocent pushy. And number one, worst jar bit of all time. Redacted slash redacted. Fuck sake, what the fuck. Redacted, this is like, if I'm on a list,

I want to be at the fucking time. Yeah, yeah. And just a couple more I wanted to shout out. Favorite jar thumbnail. There are one, two, three, three, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 11. Is this all time or this year? This is just of all.

Okay. Number 11 was, enjoy it while it lasts, which is the end of redacted month. With Mia's redacted. Yeah. Then it's, um, redacted ain't gone yet. Jarkast episode 1-77. Like that old school one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, then it's Jalcast episode 320, which is like the smoking caterpillar with the, the, that is a fucking good. That's a very good one. I think that might be my number one. That's a really good one. Then it's humans born fresh, Jailcast episode 297 with like the Supreme Bart Simpson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.

We can't stop cringing. Jailcast episode 138. That's, um. Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah yeah um the sleigh episode childcast episode 289 yeah that's a good one um gooning is banned this is not a drill that's a recent one oh the baby rick one they took him then uh the normal episode at number two but everyone's favorite child thumbnail it was extremely

funny episode jarcast episode 47 the naked man in the hippo yeah yeah very happy to see that then most iconic jarling um in well uh i was i was gonna say in no particular order but this is by order as of this so we got miniature ranny futuristic bagel yeah argi Alex Jim Gemmy Graham No Gemi Jame I always there was

Grimmie Jame Fuck Grammy ear Me the question answerer JAR episode finder Joseph Jewish Jarling JAR Media shitpost slash JAR media clips

James David Wallace Sorry and Lover Final Afternoon and the evil jarling. The evil jarling number one? The most iconic one. How do you feel about that?

That kind of checks out to me. Yeah, it was pretty evil. Yeah. And to round this off, there was like a hot take section with a couple things I wanted to mention. There were three main kind of categories. One was Patreon, one was CBT, and one was gaming talk, right? Gaming?

Yeah. Well, I'll start with that. one seeing as you say gaming like that. So random people who filled it out could just give like a A bit of a sentence or something. Like, I don't care when they discuss games because I'm not a gamer. Or I'm tired of hearing Soulslike discussions

as someone who doesn't really play those games. Well, they need to talk about video games less. Interesting. They talk about video games too much. Nothing more boring than a jar gaming discussion. Those are the gaming ones. That was a bit of a variety. I found that a bit tricky.

One was like, I don't, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I don't mind when they talk about gaming. Like, what? Well, no, I don't care when they discuss games, because I'm not a gamer. As in, I don't care

to listen to it, or like, yeah, I don't want to hear it because I don't play games. Yeah, right, right, okay. Okay, you guys aren't gamers, I guess.

Yeah. I mean, it's going to come up sometimes Yeah, stick to your linear entertainment then You fools Um One feedback that there was a couple times was I hate that a lot of reviews are stuck behind the Patreon Paywall

Also the Swindon vlog is trapped behind the Peyt War Too much Patreon exclusive content And the other one says too much content It's now gate kept In the Patreon Um I understand that I understand that to a certain degree

Yeah I actually figured that from this episode maybe a good change would be when it comes to like the media review on specifically Like we're gonna do a 28 years bone temple one Yeah Maybe if that just has a lead time of like a week and isn't and then is made public Um instead of Like the Superman like the 28 years one being locked away Yeah yeah yeah

That feels like a better middle ground Um How do you feel about that? Yeah for sure Some stuff will just be I don't know what the Swindon blog is Yeah Who's Patreon is that on

Because it's not on us I mean The fact is though That like we didn't do Other content before Before Patreon It's only because of Patreon That we can

I mean there were eras where we kind of did at times Yeah Yeah That was like a strict thing That was like Were we ever Sometimes we do like an extra day in a week and stuff like that. Yeah.

It was just an era where like timetables worked out. Mm. But it just always feels like a time crunch. Yeah, for sure. So. Yeah, I hear it. Yeah, I hear it. I understand as well.

It's some. Yeah. We can make some adjustments, right? Yeah. I feel like that's the main one. Yeah. Is the media review stuff. Um, and the last one is on CBT.

A few people saying CBT is overrated. CBT isn't very fun on repeat lessons. CBT sucks. Cringe-based tough has run its course. Shit, man. Um, so, I personally like CBT. I like CBT.

It only takes up like 10 minutes in an episode. It's not like a big deal. Let's just make it Petron exclusive. Um, but let us know. I, no, I, I, I kind of understand on the, repeat listen thing once split yeah with there's surprises gone or something yeah yeah because it's like kind of a game and the game is in like i get that yeah but i also feel like lots of people like it so let us know on that one um so yeah before that fnaf thing uh six more i wanted to just shout out quickly

um isaac said thoughts on making february men in black history three month. That's genius. Every time you listen to JAR, I get one. Doe dot says, is Alex's plant hobbies still going strong? Have you ever thought about growing things you can eat? I hear peppers are particularly easy to grow along with squash.

Yeah. You can grow squash? Can you? You can grow like black currant squash? You can grow other onomatopias as well. you know splash zip

fart yeah yeah of course I'm propagating um yeah nothing really new crazy to report I like that corner it's very green

yeah I've got a few like dance corners of iv and stuff like that um I bought a book about mushrooms mushrooms

in rye but I'll get there in a minute Cherry right. Lucy loves Jackie says, as a Buddhist jarling, I suggest Buddhist CBT. He has got some good ones. Ooh, that's a good idea.

That's a good idea. But we're not doing it now. It's illegal now. Yeah, sorry. Patreon exclusive now. Ruined it for everything. And these ones from the comments, Zayton said,

tell you what, Jim's jumper, he's bloody lovely, jubbly that. Good on Jim. What was I wearing? Must have been a nice jumper. I have a few nice jumpers.

been the red one. I got a couple of those red ones, like two very similar looking red ones. One's like high collar. The other one's more like a, more, more loose. Yeah. More, um,

like Sunday evening type. Isn't you like Sunday? Morning? I recommend, um, the song Sunday morning by, um, that. band Velvet Underground Velvet Underground

Girlfriend Love says Timecode 24 minutes I do the same thing Alex Have you tried Sitting up right against the steering wheel I guess this is one we're talking about When we drive around screaming Making insane noises

Have you tried sitting up against the steering wheel Like an old grandma Or sitting back with your arms out straight And Mogging like you were Vin Diesel In a first Infurious movie Bonus points are right randomly tensing your face and turning your arms like a race car driver. That's cool.

Let's give that a try. Give that a whirl. Give that a spin. Yeah. Give it a whirl like a steering wheel. And Robert DiGiomio or DiGiomio, says my ideal 2026 lineup. Jack Black Month for Black History Month. Randy month

Mort Month Chum Lee from porn stars month James month just editor James into the hallway and program and AI chatbot with right wing talking points to speak for him Kevin Hart Month Kevin Smith Month only refer to him

as the guy from comic bookmen never acknowledge his greater body of work I'm Alex month Alex just abuses the fuck out of chin in parentheses. What the fuck? But that's a good idea. Yeah, that's like the whole year.

That's a damn good bloody idea. We need to get this fucker in the writing room. That's a bloody holler of an idea. What's a holler? That means to like to yell. Yeah, it makes you want a holler. Yeah. So should we talk about the FNAV thing or my, my,

my journey to rye. The Fnaff thing. And then your journey to rye. Okay. We'll do Fnav first. Then I'll talk about my journey to rye. Did you bring your cherry rye on your journey to rye? No, I didn't.

I should have. Um, so this is a Kotaku article, weirdly. Jeffrey Epstein sent five nights at Freddy's porn via 4chan links, email's show. So there's a bunch of new shit that's come out. about Epstein and it keeps getting crazier.

Earlier today, the Department of Justice released more than 3 million pages of files connected to convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. And as people have started digging into all the new emails and documents, we are learning a lot more about Epstein and his elite inner circle. Oh, and apparently he would sometimes send people links to porn featuring characters from Five Nights of Freddy's.

Why? On May 4th, 2017, Epstein sent a message to Kanye, his last known girlfriend, that simply contained a link to an animated gift uploaded to 4chan that featured multiple characters from FNAF engaging in sexual activities. The animation was apparently made in Source filmmaker and it was shared on 4chan in April of 2017. Epstein simply commented amazing animations in the in the subject line of the email. Wow.

This 2017 email, as well as others from the Epstein files, purporting to show him sending Fnaf Porn, he found online spread across social media as part of a collage image. Many assumed it was a joke, but Kotaku and others online have been able to verify that 2017 email did include a link to this, not safe for work, 4chan, gift post. Discovering that Epstein looked at and shared porn,

based on the horror game, FNAF, is far from the worst piece of information to come out in the Epstein emails. It is a strange piece of information I didn't know before, and now I do. I can't stop thinking about him writing amazing animations in the subject line as he emailed the link to his girlfriend. We live in a weird, horrible timeline, huh? In other Epstein video game news, because yes, there is more. He was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 after Microsoft figured out he was a registered sex offender. It was banned from exotic's life. Which is ironic seeing as well the new Bill Gates stuff.

It's like, it's so, it's so fucking like beyond parody. Like, what are you even supposed to say? So of course he was looking at FNAF Porn. Like, of course he was. You know this amazing animations. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. He studied the principles of animation and was like,

you know what this source film maker parody porn has got it right he's like a film fan you know this means um you might end up in the Epstein files rot you're the fucking

moderator on ar slash fnaf so if like the CIA look into ar slash snap he's fucking moderator yeah what else is this freak been like

banned from but he's had his tendrils everywhere. Yeah. What's so? So, like, what was he playing on his Xbox? What was Epstein sitting down and playing? Cod. My head went there, but...

I reckon he played that... What was that, like, platforming game where you had, like, these sex dreams? Troy Baker just trying to bang to anime... Wasn't it called, like, Catherine? Was it? That sounds right. And you're in like your dreams and you've got to move the cubes. Yeah.

Yeah. I reckon you just played that on Xbox Live and got banned. I don't know if it was on Xbox, but that doesn't really matter. It was on Xbox. Was it? I don't know. Well, it wasn't. He played Final Fantasy for sure.

13. I don't know like where the line is with these Jeffrey Epstein. Is it one of these like laughs so you don't cry type situations? I mean, like, Come on. It's fucking crazy. Like, he was chilling with the president of the United States. With multiple presidents of the United States.

Yeah. And some of the richest people in the world, he went to prison twice. Sorry, the second time he got killed because of his rich friends. Yeah. and then amongst all of that he was sending FNAF porn to his girlfriend

and all the new stuff with like Elon like I haven't seen any of this yeah it's I don't know I'm more coming at it from the FNAF sort of angle Yeah yeah

As a FNAF podcast That's kind of what our responsibility Yeah When it like overlaps This naturally Yeah When Chika turns up in the files Then I've

then I'll give my opinion. Yeah. So unless you have anything else to say about Jeffrey Epstein Fnaff porn. It just kind of makes sense. Yeah, it kind of, is the jigsaw falling into place. Yeah. Yeah, he seems like, like from pictures and videos I've seen of Epstein. He seems like the kind of guy that would look at like a porn animation.

And like... Of Chica. Yeah, of Chica, and say, like, comment on the quality of the internet. It just makes so much fucking sense. Yeah, he's the one leaving comments. Yeah, he's a commenter on fucking source filmmaker porn. Yeah, it does make a lot of things make sense. Yeah.

There's no, like, elegant way to transition out of that one into, like, the other thing I want to talk about before me break. In other news I went on a holiday to an island So I went away for a few days To a Welsh town called Hey on Y Rye Or I've been calling it

Hey on Rye Yeah Cherry on Rye Yeah Cherry Rye So it's it's like the world's first book town right which what what so when you step in it's like your novel starts kind of yeah you know and everything turns into like a two-d like story yeah so like

did everybody have funny Welsh accents there was some good Welsh accents I heard and also like some Americans really yeah what the fuck are they don't in Cherry Rye I don't know what they were doing and cherry rye but when I say booktown what like do you imagine some Skyrim shit yeah like a

like a 2D like drawn um like fantastical little story yeah with like books like spilling into the street type shit yeah and everything's book based

yeah well it is that crazy and like to put it in perspective how many this is a small town too, right? How many bookshops do you think would be a lot of books for like a small town?

How many bookshops do you think? When you say small town, like we live in a town. Way smaller than our town. Smaller than our town. More condensed. It's more like a frum or something like this.

Right. Okay, our town doesn't have a single book. Yeah. So. Based off that, but it's called a book town and it's a small town. It's called a book town, so I'd grant it at least three. So you think there's at least three bookshops? Yeah.

More. Five. More. Six. More. Ten. More than ten? Yeah, more.

Twelve. More. Fifteen. More. Twenty. More. More. No.

More. 30? More. 40? Yeah, there's about 40 bookshops. That's... In the town. With each one, like a completely different niche design, like, there's one that's, like,

looks like a library from, like, Harry Potter or something. Okay, that's cool. But then there's another one that's completely, like, specializes in old, like, donated books. So they're all, like, old and they're everywhere in Higgled. Piggledy Piggledy and then there was like a book shop that was just crime. Ooh! It was just crime novels. There was a bookshop that was just gay.

Nice! It had like everything, it was crazy. It was like out of a fantasy novel. And like the center of the town is a castle. So there's a castle overlooking the town. They were like, there was also the option of if you didn't, didn't really want to pay very much money at all. There was like a,

just out in the wilderness, a big, like, what do you call it? Book graveyard. No, when you're like, you put the trust in people to just be honest and honesty. Like library, with like hundreds of books donated and like,

you could just take one and scan a QR code and pay a couple quid with your honesty. Yeah. But there was the norm working. there like it was yeah yeah yeah and i just thought it was like the coolest place that's crazy i like the whole economy is just based around books i i just can't see how that works it was like the sleepiest place ever yeah i bet like things no one was around and nothing started really opening until about 10 every day nice but it was a really nice vibe like on saturday

morning I got up at like eight and was just kind of where at the Airbnb staying it was right in the middle um by this like old dinky record shop with like the most obscure stuff in it um but i i looked over at like the it's known for from above it kind of looks like a patchwork quilt this area oh um so it is like it was very kind of like hobbiton kind of like it was like always raining because it was in Wales but like the the clouds parted and then like all these like people and their dogs like were walking through fields and just started appearing in the town and kind of became lively and people going in the shops and buying books and stuff it was like uh it felt like it was from hundreds of years ago it was crazy that's cool it's one of the craziest towns

I've ever been to that I'd recommend anyone go there hey on why um in wales it's really easy for us specifically to get to is it two hour july drive felt like nothing. Is that it? Yeah. Oh. Wow. We do live quite close to Wales. It's in a national park. Oh, cool. Um, and obviously the hills and everything are, I try and put some, like, B-rolling while I was talking about this. But, like, the, it's just, like, such a cool idea for, like, a place. Yeah. It's like, uh, it feels inevitable, almost. Yeah. And it's kind of, like, you know, like hippie-ish and has that small town feeling. Yeah, yeah.

But I really thought it was cool. Yeah, shout out to Wales. Wales. Yeah, do your best Welsh accent. I can't do it. It's too difficult, but I really like it. But it's a portable. Yeah, that's how it is.

Yeah. No, the Welsh accent is quite beautiful. Did you see any beautiful sights when you were driving, like, on your way there? Oh, yeah. just like hills and yeah because it's always raining down you get these really dramatic like low clouds full of rain and you get this like real depth with these hills within yeah like the texture of the clouds in front of it and it all just looks like really uh moody and kind of yeah it's really cool extremely cool and uh we'll see after these messages

after these welsh mesh it but but yes Messages. Rankers on BS5 out now. Rankers on BS5 out now. Is that one of the messages? That was the... We actually need to do some of those. What's what you would do?

Rankers on PS5? No, like the... This episode was sponsored by the Jarmie. a shop. Buy something. Idiot. Give us some money. Mm.

Bagagagga, gag, gag. Yeah, like, or maybe more Spongewater themed. Yeah. But I want to be like my own Mr. Crabs type. Mm. Or my own Squidward.

Fund my clarinet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was channeling you a little bit for, um, because, yeah,

he said I watched that Spongewold me be yeah yeah i was just in a really weird mood and i'd recorded a video for it for i h tv yeah um and i was yeah i was doing the laugh and everything and yeah how what how did you do um you're proud of well i don't know have you have you seen any of the videos on that channel where i have the intro where i like make it glitch we make it glitch i've seen a couple of the videos tv and then it goes like oh yeah yeah yeah did you get bhawn there's it yeah there's a yeah there's a attention to people that always say they hate that glitch like it really like distresses them yeah yeah which makes you want to do it more yeah but yeah that

was a good one mongy yon yon yeah i yeah i like when um when you kind of morph it into it like a new uh-huh you know you get it's like a deconstructed burger of sponge rob laughs yes yes Yes. It's like a burrito breakfast bowl instead of in a wrap. No. Right, so you need to get one of these t-shirts because it's going to be the only thing that will end the male loneliness epidemic. It's going to just attract whatever thing that you want it to. Whatever you like, you'll get if you buy one of these.

If you're willing to tap into that market, Oh yeah, it'd be so easy. It's just infinite, like... Mm-hmm. It's like the duplication glitch in like Minecraft. Yeah. You'd like break it. Yeah.

It's too easy. Yeah, you ruin the economy. Yeah. Thus creating more lonely men. But I wanna private jet. Yeah. I started getting those shorts like of that guy who's like, yo, you come to me. I saw you.

the jet. You give me the specs, I give you the jet. And he's got these giant screens that are like, yeah, the toilet technically counts as a seat, so don't even think about that. It's this sort of shit. That's fucking crazy.

Yeah. I find that somewhat upsetting even. No, I find it somewhat aspirational. Yeah. I want a plane. Why shouldn't Taylor Swift, did you see Taylor Swift beat her own record? um the shortest flight ever flown really like the shortest um what do you call it like uh

i thought the shortest flight was in scotland in the world in the world what the what you mean in the world like the shortest flight in the world what do you mean is in Scotland what do you mean like the shortest flight you can go on in the world yeah but she's got like private jets by the shortest distance She flew from, like, an airport in L.A. To another airport in L.A. Yeah, yeah.

Instead of driving. Yeah, well, you know what they say about L.A. traffic? You need a private jet to avoid it. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

What a fucking piece of shit. Very good. Very good. I would, uh, Pada Swift if you need a, Taxi pilot. I'm your guy. Why don't we train to be pilots? Yeah. Come on Harrison Ford.

Teach us. It could be like a show. Jarre and Harry. Learning to fly. On Netflix now. Yeah. You could have so many cuts away gags. This reminds me of the time I was with Chewy, Chewbacca.

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In any piece of media The AI bot scans it and sends it back To Mr. Netflix To Harrison Ford How do you like this album Yeah Thanks Thanks, thanks, thanks,

The EPO This one's got potential Uh yeah so Harrison Ford will be on soon probably Yeah we'll be flying around But if you got this far into the episode Comment Whatever Jim's about to say

Indiana George Indiana Jones Do you remember that funny character in Indiana Jones Who keeps popping up and going Jockey! Yeah that really great British actor As well Was he?

Yeah Who? Sir Anthony Hopkins Yeah Josie! I like when he gets in that Transformers movie that has him in he gets fucking annihilated

Hopkins he gets annihilated yeah he gets like shot by a transformer and he's like exploded into the air and they change the aspect ratio

to get it as wide as possible yeah do you not remember that I remember him being in it I don't remember a single thing from any of those films the donkey man I'll see if I can find it quick

Right, so watch this Giff What? Is that actually in the film? That's actually in the film Why do they do that? Why do they get him? Good question, yeah He must have been so expensive Yeah, like it's... Yeah, why do that?

I mean, it's worth it for him Yeah, but nobody's going to Transformers to see Anthony Hopkins Yeah, I don't know I did Yeah, I guess I did as well Um, so let's go through some of these From the community

Head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit If you'll leave questions Okay Just like Lego Loppy did Who said, have you ever had any gay thoughts No I only have the straightest thoughts Yeah

Even my thoughts like Like vagina so much Yeah Never a willie in my thoughts ever I've never conceptualized of Willie. Couldn't even draw one even if I tried. Yeah. What's a gay thought?

Like, like, uh, like, uh, like, uh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, top gun. Yeah. Or like predator. Yeah. Predator? What's gay about Predator? You remember that movie, right? The original? Yeah. The first one.

Yeah. It's like a gay alien comes down and like a muscle gay like fights him and eventually wins. Is there gay undertone to that film? You tell me. Isn't Carl. Carl's in it, right? Carl Urban. Who's that?

What are you talking about? What's his fucking name? He's in Rocky. Carl Pilkington. Who's Carl Urban? You know, the beast, the Armada. You know, the Kiwi guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. What? What, did you call him? The beast? The what? The predator. No, Carl. Oh, Carl Weathers.

Carl Weathers. Hell yeah, yeah. I love Carl Weathers. He's in Arrested Development, right? Yeah. He's funny as fuck. And he's cool. He's in Mando, right?

Yeah. And then he died, and then the show went shit. Hopefully he's in the film. He's dead, right? Who cares? Oh, yeah, they brought back young Luke. Young Luke. So, yeah, I think that answered that question.

Yeah, for sure. I have gay thoughts about Carl, uh, uh, Carl Weathers. Not Carl. Yeah, Carl Urban can get it as well, sure. Nah, he's, no. I don't like it. I love, man. I like that. I like Carl Urban, but not like that. I only have gay thoughts towards Ryan Reynolds, and it's why I don't like him. Mm, that makes a lot of sense for you. Ha!

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Ha. See, even my questions are fucking better. Yeah. Speaking of great questions, Slick-a-Rickman says, Do you think that Funko could save themselves by releasing v-eyed

Funko pops of each other characters What? Which vised Funkos would you like to see the most? Oh right Is in Ah Like Venomized

You know what's happening with Funko, right? No, I was just about to watch Oh so you don't understand Yeah, they're having financial troubles Fucking finally, jeezing. It's crazy they got this far To be fair Yeah

Let them die What is, have they done like what is the latest drop it's like the Epstein Island drop every time there's new news they're like yeah they do like whoever comes up in in the files

yeah yeah yeah like yeah it would be Prince Andrew drop yeah because they like doing like it's like different editions of the same character

based on like iconic scenes right like different outfits yeah So it's like prison, Jeffrey. Yeah, Island, Jeffrey. He's got like the Hawaiian flowers, right? I'm in Ireland, boy.

So maybe, yeah, Vecnized Jeffrey. I'd tell you just normal, venomized, Jeffrey. Venomized, Janemized. Venomized app. A123 Reddit 321 says, guys, what the heck is a wankers on PS5? Google search didn't give me anything useful. The only results were about

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yeah yeah oh the trading value is so high is it wankers too or just wankers too is one of those like where is it type game Yeah, yeah.

Like a GTA 6 type situation. Yeah, what's going on? Uh-huh. Yeah. That's meant to be out this year, right? GTA. No, Wankers. Oh, yeah.

We got Wankers 2 for GTA 6. Yeah. Yeah, genuinely, when that happens, that's going to be the hashtag. Yeah, so just Google, like, um... Or there's that Wankers prequel that, like, leaked? Prequel? It's just called, like, Wankers PC. You know, when they go back to baseball?

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Anybody blind arc riders these days? No Project 593 says, Hello, boys. Simple one today. Hello. Would you rather, every time you wake up, 5Bs sting random parts of your body and an elephant gets dropped randomly

in a random part of the world? Or, every time you speak to monkey jumped in your mouth and tried to pick it your gums and the gum blood is used in random monkey rituals that could be malicious i'm going to choose the monkey ritual thanks boys and have a great day night morning evening i'm couldn't choose the monkey one that's less destructive than the elephants randomly dropping around the world the elephants one is too easy no because it you would know what is causing the elephant destruction and the whole world. Well, no, because you don't know.

It's just happening. No, but like it would start becoming like it would happen so often, it would be reported and everyone would know. You know? Elon Musk could tweet something about it. Yeah. The elephants are being in the fire. Another immigrant dropped an elephant on to an innocent family.

Yeah. Look, I'm sick to death. These fucking elephants coming over in boats. yeah basically yeah drop him from planes whatever man yeah so I'm gonna choose the monkey

rituals you're choosing the monkey as well interesting yeah I would have put money on you going for the bees not today yeah

well I would have lost money wouldn't they good thing I didn't put money on it rank the danks as role play suggestion spider and kiri run away from home because they fear

they will never truly be accepted among the navv who the fuck is Keri. Being too different. Now they must survive in the wild. At night they have a discussion about race and the challenges of their interracial relationship while warming themselves at the campfire. What do you mean who is Kiri?

You don't remember Kiri. You've seen my wave water. Hey, I'm Kiri. You don't remember that. No, I know. Why the fuck would I remember that? I don't remember ship from that movie He do

No I don't Rye so blue Rye Rye Rye have you done this to us The Navi Briss Briss is all around

Yeah So That's the first That's the original one Yeah I'm gonna say it Is Jake Sully goated Jake Selly is goated

He's got official gated status I'm putting it there. What about Quorich? Quirich is, nah. He's not goated. Why? He's too much of a villain. Villain's going to be goated.

No, they can't. Name a goate villain. Thanos. Okay. Yeah, Quarich. No, Quarich hasn't Thanos. Yeah, he is. He's just...

He's cooler. Not in the original, though. He's way better blue. Yeah. No, he's not in the original. He's not all that. He's kind of annoying. Yeah, he's like fine

In the original And then when he went blue Yeah Why so blue Yeah, suddenly he's It just clicked He obtained official goaded status He unobtained

Official goat status Yeah, yeah Um But I guess the same could be said for Jake Sully They should start Like genuinely in the next avatar Like The crossover IP shit

Just avatar everybody, you know? Yeah, fuck it, yeah. I want to see, like, Studio Ghibli avatars. Yeah. You know? Let's start there. Start quaint. You know?

Yeah, yeah. Howl's moving castle, but a big tree instead. Yeah. And, like, the, the, the, howl is like an avid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same, but he's an RV. Yeah. Same story and everything.

Yeah. He's just blue. Yeah. Like, it's pretty flexible, actually. Really fucking... Yeah. Like, that's what... That's Disney's way out.

Like... No, no, wait. Wait, I'm telling you. So, hold up. So... This new Ray Star Wars film. Yeah.

She runs into an RV. Right, yeah. And then they, like, recruit her. Yeah. Or they recruit her to go. back and beat Quarich. Yeah. Right.

Uh-huh. And then they get beaten and they're like, no, we need to, we need to leave and go get more help. They leave. They end up bumping into fucking rocket raccoon, the new Guardians of the Galaxy. What the fuck? What the fuck? And then suddenly he's like, hey, I know a guy.

And then, Avengers. That's how you work at all in. I'm just thinking, like, the trailer. last shot of the trailer, Jake Sully's big blue hand is tapping along and there's a lightsaber on the ground. He grabs it, picks it out.

It's like, not even a lightsaber and then like, no, he has to have a line that's like, yeah, this I like. Yeah, something fucking shit. This, this I like. He's got, no, he's got a force pick it up. Yeah. You know, force it into his hands.

Now this I, I like. And then they can do like a... This I like is such a good catch rate. Yeah, that's awesome. And then you can have like the avatar music and the Star Wars music like remix like work together. All the like motif's clashing.

Fuck. Disney. We're available. Give us a call. I'm surprised they haven't like, remade a new hope, but they're all navvy. Yeah, why the fuck not? Who gives a shit? Like, they can just use, like, the same footage, but just do, like...

Yeah. Use the same voices and stuff, but just map the faces with their, like... And you can even just AI, plug it in. AI, just make them blue. Done. Yeah. Because I started watching one of those, you know, Corridor Digital does the, like, behind the scenes. effects videos

they always do an interesting one to have guests from like Weta Workshop for Avatar and they're talking about stuff like that So what is blue Blue is like the highest Energy light in the spectrum

visible Well you see James Cameron wants everyone to be blue And um What James wants James gets Once when he was filming Terminator 2 Arnie was a bit down because his girlfriend had left him because his balls shrank so much. And James Cameron walked on the stage and said, why so blue? Light bulb.

Moment, turn on. Bersinga. Bersinger. Um, do you think Bazinga's going to be in the Avengers? I want to see him at Avatar. Yeah, actually, just do that whole show, Avatar. If I was a human, I know. sitcom I would say something like hmm Zabinga

And then Jake Sally would be like Reminds me of home Something like that Yeah that would be fucking cool man You know what I want to see Joker 3 I want to see Joker 3 but Venomized No

Joker and Venom singing together I want to see Navi go up against Venom Navi Joker Navi Joker Fying Venom When I know how I got so blue You merely adopted the blue Endless

Fuck, man There's Classic Park Like the Raptors are blue, you mean Or like just Dr Ian Malcolm Was it Ian Malcolm? Just

Who's Dr Ian Malcolm? I thought was one of the characters. I'm fucking name. Just Jeff Goldblum is blue. Just, Jeff Goldblue. Um, why is this guy blue? Ah, he, oh, I'm not

me. Who's blue? I'm not blue. Ever heard of Na, Navi? It is him, Ian Malcolm. From, um, Trusip, you know.

How the fuck do you remember? Because it's a dinosaur movie. It's some kind of dinosaur movie. And he like gets a water dropper and he's like, This Way falls this way. It's Navi. Water goes this way, you're blue. Water goes this way. You're green. You know that scene he's meant he's meant to be describing like chaos. Chaos theory. Yeah. Yeah. And what he's doing doesn't show it at all if anything

like it shows the opposite no because wrong okay is that Kevin Spacey you're quoting when you do that from Superman no it's um well yes but it's like

Navi version yeah wrong oh there's no one there's no one There's no one you can quote at the end of the day without them probably being

on the list. On the list. Yeah. Yeah. What's a Bill Gates classic quote? We know he's safe. Run! Run!

Something like that. But the Valis Syndrome says how the fuck are we getting in V-A-month before Ben Corgeneros month? Jarkast has officially gone woke. You keep not redacting it. Oh. I'll just say something epica.

Like, Navi. Yay. I didn't know you were Navi. Who was that character saying that to that? No, I do. Who did it sound like? It sounded like someone. An old friend of sorts.

You all bastard. Imagine the spiritual experience one would undergo if they found Ben Quadrenaris wanking in the corner with Dolby while watching a bunch of doggers in Wiltshire having a land party out in the woods will all their PS4s hooked up playing the multiplayer hoard version in wankers. That was fucking insane. But sure. Ben Quadrenarius has his name four because he's got four arms. All the better for a hundred.

100% in wankers, all the quicker. He can play two wankers at once. I'm really picturing like a games done quick with Ben Quaginero's playing wankers. Awkwardly sitting on the couch. On PS4, not the PS5 remaster. Yeah. Because like the glitches have been patched so you can't do certain speed running tricks in like the re-release. What does Ben Quaginario sound like? Oh!

E Souter! he's talking the whole time like that yeah he doesn't speak english he's sort of moi moi yeah and like someone awkwardly translating it on the yeah yeah

on the fucking sign language four arm sign language he just said uh he wishes he was a navvi type species yeah this is a crazy one um

this is a crazy one from Lenin Skibidi. Hey, hello jar boys. When you started this podcast, I was 11. Right now I'm on the train to Liverpool, where I'll be moving for work. How crazy? Thoughts on artists charging £1,000 for concert tickets with shit seating? I paid £135 for Paul McCartney tickets last year, parentheses, and met him and

wanked with him on all fours, which at the time was expensive. but within the past year prices have gone crazy bananas. What's the most you'd pay for a ticket? Much love. Much love. I'd say when it gets like over a hundred, I'm questioning it. Yeah. At that point then it becomes like a...

Is this like a special... How special is this to me? Yeah. And do they offer megapinds? And there's always megapoints. at O2 venues anyway, right? I believe so. Yeah.

Fucking love microphones. They are good. Yeah, so, um... Because what was the... It was Harry Stiles, where this was the latest drama. Is it? Um... Yeah.

I don't... Yeah, it is grotesque. It's selfish. Uh-huh. There are some cool bands that try to fight against it, like the cure, right? They try and keep it... Yeah, yeah. Under control

Um Your biggest artists Selling out Like the biggest stadiums tend to It's just so like It's just pricing out like Everybody, it's annoying It's just another thing

That's paid to win Um Yeah It's not supposed to be about that And why do they need that much I don't know Just so much money Uh huh

Like I get you have your expenses But Yeah So wild. Some of these packages and stuff. It's like, the Harry package. Yeah.

He'll blow on a tissue and give it to you. Yeah. Backstage. You get to smell his, his quefe dust. Um, let's, uh,

let's end on this one from our slash jam media. Ar! Who says, Yorg me hearty. Kiaora sexies, shout out Vecna my guy. I was wondering if you could give some British advice on getting beans on toast right. For the first time this morning I tried them and they sucked the big one. Heinz baked beans canned, nice whole grain toast, crispy, butter on the toast.

Some cheese on the toast too. And salt slash pepper on top. But there's still something unsettling about the beans being somewhat cold compared to the rest of the concoction. should I have done something to the beans and not just poured straight out of the can I need some expert advice Cheers dude dude dude dude dude Brother

Cold beans That's why Americans always laugh Do you not eat up your fucking beans They're pouring cold ass fucking beans No wonder you think Fucking beans suck What the fuck What do you mean?

Come on man You're fucking with us cold beans You're chewing down on these cold beans like man they're just they're really roughing it up these British people there's so much done wrong yeah also don't butter the toast you know you don't need more wetness yeah in fact you got you got to get some grilling in there as well yeah so my strategy toast the toast but very lightly toasted then slices of cheese plenty of cheese grill the cheese yeah right so you're getting like cheese on toast.

This creates a, what's known as the, the bean toast barrier. Yeah. Because this prevents too much sogification of the toast. Yeah. Which can be enjoyable,

sometimes, but typically, you don't want that. Beans heated up thoroughly, thoroughly heated, hot to the touch. It should be... Either microwave it or pan...

Microwaving's fine. Yeah, either. It's one minute 30, right? Whole can, one minute 30. Stir, back in another minute. Got a little bit of like chili powder or curry powder in there. Bit cheeky curry powder. Gets it.

A couple splashes of that. Yeah. Yeah, you can add all sorts in there. A bit of garlic. Yeah. Yeah. Go crazy with it. Yep.

A bit of, um... Yeah, a little bit of one of these. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just while you're waiting. Um, and then, you're waiting. and then you just pour the whole can on two slices of toast with the cheese prep

I always like chili flakes on my cheese on toast so I probably chili flake onto there I wouldn't add salt because there's going to be plenty of salt already in the beans I feel the same but pepper plenty of pepper but but um yeah I'm sure this was just rage bait

because who the fuck would put just cold beans on yeah I didn't consider it was maybe perhaps rage bait It could be, I'm sure, it's got to be, I'm too trusting in this world. It's got to be rage based. Yeah. Well, there's, you know, you got some bean-based advice. Yeah, for sure.

I might write a cookbook. All bean. Bean recipes. All, all bean and no bark, I'd call it. That's a good idea. All bean and no bark. I'd, don't, oh bark, no bean. You're all fucking bean, man.

mate and very little bark breath no bark all bean you're 100% fucking bean mate and your very little bark fan 100% bean in my world that's pretty good yeah that's a good meal um I feel as though I've got some pop eyes ready to pop right out of me I feel a little song coming on eat my fish fillet say goodbye then say goodnight China's on my mind Praise China Gotta get those social credits in early invest

Yeah China is my favorite country