JAR Media Posdact - Oh Bloomin Hell No - JARCAST Episode 146

Episode Date: December 31, 2018

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that only they're watching can see the first jarcast of post Christmas 2018 this is going to go up on New Year's Eve I do believe the last podcast of the year not quite it's 2019 in 19

or nearly 2019 going to be a massive year going to be fucking huge and it's going to be fucking World my end World my end Every year they're all my end It's awesome You never know what you're going to get

Every year it's like as a world going to win or isn't not It's crazy Alex is obviously looking at something rude on his laptop And James just He wanted to suck him off a little bit for it It's James's birthday today Happy birthday to me On the day of recording this

You wish you a merry birthday 21st, 22nd birthday doesn't know how old is this is 21st, 22nd second oldest member of Jha these two they're just babies in capacity to me and Alex

who are the elders we are the seniors James I'm four months younger than you that's four months of four months of wisdom and knowledge anyway

let's intro who we are there's Jamie you what is up lads oh that's a new intro for you there's James do it as well what do I do what I just did

yeah what is up lads this is Alex I'm a new entry few yeah what's up lads I just came up with that and this is Ruben yo what's up lads I like this new thing

we're going for now it's kind of really fresh and it's unique a long time to get through the opening I'm just not versed in it because I've not been doing this so it's like how do you get on the game you need to get on that grind

I spent a lot of time behind the camera now James not in front of it I'm going to go over there Before we go in The last people The last bit of housekeeping Is just shouting out the folks at Patreon Oh

And the last bit is to say Hello and thank you To all of our patrons Thanks for making it possible On Spotify and iTunes I've missed out on a lot of things A lot of developments while I was away So all of it is like

Oh yeah I've got to say that Yeah the setup's much smarter now We have a TV So we know when the timer's going to go out Yeah, I can look at myself. Even though when the time is going to go. The fact that we have a timer is... Like an upgrade.

Unprofessional. First, it was like, right, let's get this vague sand timer. That would have been nice if it works. It would have been nice if it actually was... Good. As it was advertised and was a 30 minute timer and not a 30 minute and 50 second timer, which is useless. I thought it was like 25 minutes.

No, it was like 40. Oh, yeah, it was a bit under, wasn't it? No, I'm pretty sure it was over. Uh-oh. I can't remember. Moving, stop playing with your toys now. It's not the time. No, I meant to do this the other day and I forgot.

hang on as he may have noticed shit for those listening Ruben's getting his SpongeBob Lego Mega blocks it's not yes yeah

it's not Legox well there you go hang on that wasn't cheap you know okay he's going into the set alright perfect

you can't even we'll retrieve that in a minute he can be like an effigy Patrick's head Nice How was our Christmases boys Mine was good and bad

You were quite ill Because if people can't tell from how my voice sounds I'm very congested because I was ill all over Christmas He was getting throat fucked so much All I knew about your illness was just one picture Where you looked terrible If I remember I made out the thumbnail I took a picture of the beautiful

Christmas dinner that my grandmother had prepared and there's just Alex like why did your sunglasses on indoors stops the eyes running when you have a cold like that what he just wanted to look like a fed it genuinely does those who have really strong allergies as well know that wearing anything that covers your eyes it calms it down oh that's a good thing to know to the future see I'm learning yes it's the castes of learning is yeah so aside from that it was quite nice

yeah fantastic yeah Christmas cheer and all that it's very hectic at the in the Beltman Christmas because there are just so many of us now it's not that there's so many of us it's the it's all in a bungalow it's just a tiny amount of space

with half of them being eight year olds yeah that would be very loud that would give me severe headaches to the point of Jim's Zelda save good story of that but that can wait because

the rest of Christmas is James, what was your Christmas like? It's alright, just Christmas you know, getting loads of car cleaning products whiskey and just having everything that a growing James could want Whiskey and just carclaim? What meat did you eat? Turkey

Lamb, actually just a lamb Christmas. A lamb Christmas well we had turkey and pork. And then the west of it was made into curry which was a lamb curry afterwards for boxing day. We had turkey and pork was nice. Normally we had have like gammon and turkey oh yeah um another thing jim betrayed the cause i understand didn't betray the cause he betrayed the cause and he went in on turkey listen motherfucker when did jim

say he was a part of any cause other than his own cause yeah that that first of all i'm not even a part of your cause i was never a vegetarian oh so that's that's no you were you were an agnostic you were stuck in the middle no that's not an agnostic fish fish don't deserve anything any sort of respect but is it agnosticism or agnostic that's that's just ignorance Eganon. Jim just farted. That's fucking bullshit. Don't bring this fake news to the table.

Listen. That's just ignorant. That racist reason. I was really disappointed. Oh, no, Jim. Oh, James is inbound for a bad time. Yes, also, my grandmother bought a fat-ass turkey,

a fuck ton of sausages, bacon, the lot. Didn't anticipate what I was. going to do. She didn't know what I was doing either way. So, but she had bought that amount of meat. And you were like, so. And you had to. So whether I eat it or not, I, I'm not giving the industry any money. I'm causing no harm. Awful argument, but okay. It's being eaten no matter what. That's a terrible argument. It's a terrible argument. This is a bad excuse. Jim knew it wasn't going to be eaten because they'll be leftover. So she was just like, I've got, I don't have this problem. I don't subscribe myself to anything other than the John Media podcast. You

That is subscribing to something there, isn't it? I was promoting the podcast. Ribbon's an eyelist. I was promoting the podcast, Alex. What were you doing just then? Yeah. Cheese. I'm right, though.

Eat a lot of cheese as well. A fair bit of cheese. I didn't eat a single dessert. No pudding. Nothing. Why not? I didn't have any dessert. James hates Christmas pudding.

I didn't want dessert. I ate my Christmas dinner so fast. The next person after me, it was like 10, 15 minutes. I was so hungry. I just like normal about food Everybody else same thing I was just like fucking Just piling it

Because you don't eat properly on Christmas day You just eat shit Until you wait for that lunch I am What time was your lunch ready by Well we had it around like Two or three I wanted a bit later

That's about average Yeah That's what we had as well And then like tea is like at 8 o'clock Because it had a little bit of ham and eggs In the morning about 10 So you know when I was hungry I had one meal

You know you have ham and you have a ham You have a ham at Christmas I think I even had breakfast. I woke up at like 11.30 or something. Don't even know why. Because I didn't go to sleep late or anything. I'm up like six. Yeah, yeah.

So Christmas was great. I hope everyone else had great Christmas. Had a great old time. Yeah, and Alex is wrong about his whole meat thing. Whatever the fuck that's not. Did anyone get anything nice? Let's move on quickly. I've got fucking Yamazaki whiskey.

Pretty fucking good. And you got another one. Toki. There we go. Jim what did you get beans nice Alex I got beans as well sweet someone asked me what I genuinely did even what you get I got chocolate beans ah ha ha ha ha nice I've got all our cousins into I got a little jubis smarties I got a little jubis smarties but you got your cousins into the bean mean thing I'll just say I've got some beans yeah just bringing everything

into being about beans but what did you get anything nice for Christmas that wasn't beans Got a couple bottles of wine Got this shirt I'm wearing right now That's pretty epic I got a really nice shirt as well Nice My mum got me a jacket Similar to Alex's but black

The whole thing Wow, nihilist merch Wic and Morty Rubin confirmed nihilist Yep Yep Love me my Trying to remember

I got some I got a bird Not a real one A clay one You got some birds Got a clay bird Yep argue got quite a few presents and then he got ill we are linked me and argue are

linked sorry about this now I saw I got something really important and really big but I can't remember yeah I can't remember either I was so fucking pissed mate I wasn't even the thing with Christmas Day as well because you eat so much chunky stuff yeah the alcohol just doesn't get to you all right No, actually, to be fair, I think everyone knows that I'm quite lightweight in alcohol. I drank a glass of the two, a glass each of the two whiskeys, and I had to sleep because the wind was fucking spinning and I couldn't stay awake. I had to nap for like four hours.

That would be because probably because you hadn't eaten anything that day. Yeah, probably. But I was just like, ooh. You hadn't eaten? Yeah. I think that would make any of us quite tipsy. Yeah. If we had two shots of whiskey.

I'm sure there are more than shots as well. They're more than shots Yeah, I'm a lightweight as well It probably goes Well, James, me And then I don't know between you two Probably Jim is probably next Nice Ruben

Going by actual weights That's probably quite accurate It's not like a competition anyway It's not something to be proud of It's been a meme in the comments that Rumors fat, well a whale That was one, it was a beached whale It's just saying

Someone actually say that Yeah, it was like, come on, that's not even an original. That's a cruel one as well. It's a cruel one, yeah. But, like, regardless, like, I know that there's a little bit too much weight on my torso, a little bit, because it's just not hugely in shape. But I'm always going to weigh, like, a lot. It's always going to do that way, because I'm just really tall and really big.

He's a big boy. You've got the mass. God her out. Let's have a salute for Carter, S-259. That's not low-key, glitch. It's not low-key. cringed. Carter was a good guy. Carter isn't real.

Yeah, he is. We're talking about Halo Reach characters. Yeah. He is real. He's real. Get fuck, James. Have you been to 2156 or whatever it is? 2552. That's the easiest thing to remember. 25.52.

I don't remember it. It's 25 and then 25 backwards. So anyway, I was going to say about what? I was going to say that I've been, since I got back on Tuesday, the, you know if it's, Saturday the 29th It was like Tuesday

The 17th or the 18th Yeah because you got back Monday this 17th Because the next day we had our Christmas meal Yeah but I started I have been drinking every night With just different people and different things Since then So it has been

13 days Just non-stop every night drinking And now it's when it ends No, New Year's Eve Well no because the streak is going to end Is that tomorrow? No, that's the day after tomorrow Tuesday

No, I'm drinking tonight James, look yeah you blind I'm gonna make it to two straight weeks that's not something to be proud of though is it no but like people get wait I haven't been messy once I haven't been like throwing up apart from that one time you ate my asshole

that was pretty messy I wanted to come up with something to say about I just looking to it actually the most drunk I've been was probably the first night of being back because I hadn't had anything to drink really for ages properly and then yesterday

I was I've just been bored at uni So I've just been drinking whiskey Just have a glass Just had a glass Sort of every time I was like bored Maybe like Stop it Rubin No I mean

But Anyway Anyway Yeah we're playing Dr. Maria That was a good one We played Dr. Mary recently And I thought it was particularly Funny time

Because we'd all been drinking And it was just It's just a hellish nightmare It's so stressful And everything's flickering Everything on the screen Is flickering And it's the music

And the sound that really penetrates my brain. I want to play it. Yeah. I find it so satisfying. Yeah. Isn't it just Tetris? Kind of.

It's Tetris, but with abilities. No, I prefer Tetris though, TBH. No. Tetrish... I can't play stressful games. Tetrace... James is famously, anytime there's a timer involved, he's just like shuts down

and it's just terrible all of a sudden. It's like anxiety. I'm just like... But you always do time trials and racing games and shit. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that's true. because the clock like makes me more motivated when it's in a wasting game it's like I've got to fucking beat it yeah anyway that was Christmas and some other stuff apparently great's Christmas

you know quack on 2019 what's your vote 2019 gonna be better or worse it's gonna be fucking I don't think personally 2019 could possibly any worse for myself than 2018 yeah we're talking as a year for the planet as a year general consensus it's gonna be worse it's gonna be worse 100%. For me, I would hope it's probably better. I would really prefer it of 2019 better than 2018, but What really bad things happened

as a world in 2018? Nothing got much better than it had in the year before. We just sort of keep just taking along, doing a thing, making a mess. This year was better than 2017.

Yeah, like I'm on just like the first result, which is just some bullshit top website and like the first one's obviously like some school shooting or whatever but well they don't even count they happen yeah exactly tide pod boring old news

what tide they've got yeah they have to reach with stuff like the tide pod challenge 2018 was it can't be that bad if that's what general consensus was a right shootings X X-tenteson shot to death another reason 2018 was a good year

really shit really shit list. Well, death of Stephen Hawking, that's a big one. The deaths have been pretty bad. But I mean, they've been pretty bad for the last like five years. Maybe isn't it more of a case of... They're pretty bad every year. It's just that the people that were dying before, we didn't really...

Yeah. But we're important nobody else is. But on a personal level, what's it going to be for all of us? I would hope better. You always hope better. I'll try my hardest to not be a beached whale. So the next time... Yeah, do we have any resolutions

things that's going to be I don't fuck some resolutions and like everyone's like to lose weight to go to the gym and stuff and it's like

there's just concurrent things I constantly fuck up so it's not really a resolution it's just like do something to different

to change but I'm not doing anything different I just want to do things to get you know achieve basically

that's not so just do your job no no not my do job not that they do other things release that one fucking

YouTube video that I was working on and then kind of that's your resolution my my resolution is to get two aces in rainbow six in one day ooh we're gonna have to play for like months to get to that point no no it will happen what's an ace for those who don't know like me so it's a five v five one life an ace is one you're the one that kills every single so you have to get five kills we were literally in one round one round me and jim were in a match on Thursday where this guy hit like two out three rounds in a row just ace everyone

Did I? It was disgusting. It was the worst game of Rainbow 6. We just hit at the end because we were last one's left and it was just like... Yeah, we didn't want to give him a final ace. Yeah, it's like... Wow. Huh.

Next year, 2019 is the year of making your fucking dreams happen, boys. That's what it is to me. James sounds like he's pissed up, but he's just drinking Pepsi. He sounds like that YouTuber, though, you know, the one that had his hair, like, tattooed on. Fusik tube. Yeah, Fusitube. That's why his old shit was, wasn't it? Mm-hmm.

No, he wasn't cringy, he was just out of his mind. He was crazy, but, you know, you've got to do what you want to do. He had fat noots, though. He did have fat noots. He bought a motorbike after only just getting his license, and he crashed it instantly because he's stupid. Didn't you do that? No, because I didn't buy a 1,200cc. Mm, that's true.

And you were, like, a teenager. Yeah. Not a fully grown man. I only crashed my bike twice before I ended up selling it, because it was just dangerous. some of that phoozy-chip in him just kind of roaming around the city like looking for drake mm-hmm we found him did he find him he didn't get anywhere near him he found him because he was he was making out that he like knew him or something had some connection with him just a maniac just watch colossal his crazy video on it is a good old

video is he the lost Drake's son he just seemed to want to like yeah like Drake true yeah he's Drake son be Drake I don't So Why don't For the For the second part of this

What a pointless statement James Of this podcast We've got a couple of choices Okay We've got For some reason I noted down

In my info sheet About these creepy Japanese urban legends We can either do that now Or save it for another time No do it now Might as well What's the other option

yeah just because we didn't do any questions last week just go in and just try and clear a whole a whole selection of questions get on with the questions bang them out you know get it done okay so we'll hold on to that creepy Japanese I know because there was this anime it was about those stuff and I found

it really scared and couldn't sleep for like a week straight when recently like a year or two ago wow okay So we'll answer some questions from the community then If users out there want to head over to the JAR Media Reddit Or you can send message directly to Alex on Twitter That's a guarantee way to not ever have a question answered

Head over to the Jail Media Reddit There's a suggestion thread And ask us whatever you want Okay Toast Please Joe Says do you boys have a favourite Star Wars prequel quote And could you recite them for it? us.

What comes to your minds, fellas? I've only seen one. I have one. Star Wars prequel quote, right? This is my favorite because it's just some of the worst dialogue. Okay. And it's, it's, Obi-One says to Anakin,

that business on Canton and Amodia doesn't count. It's an Avengers'Sys. Is it Avenger the Sith? Yeah, when they've crashed out of the ship and then they're walking around with the big thing and everyone's getting on that like space bus to fuck off somewhere, yeah. Jim, you got any?

This is where the fun begins. I don't know, it just popped into my head the second you said prequels. Can you say prequel quotes to me? Hello there. No, can you say the phrase? Prequel quotes. Yeah, prequel quotes.

The one that pops into my head is this will be a fine addition to my collection. General Grevis. They're all from episode three so far Well, that's the one I'm most familiar And then, and then Wotto Just, not any quotes, but just Wotto as a being Only Money

Pops into my head Yeah, really quite offensive That one Um, I have Minds ricks don't work out of me, only money There's, um There's the other one, is it Dexter Jester's like Dexter Jester's got some great

Oh, buddy Oh, buddy, yeah, that's a great one Oh, such a bad scene Haven't seen them enough to know any quotes Any character that says Annie Annie Little Annie Are you an angel

Are you an angel? Oh my god They are quote heaven God when you actually sit down and think about it They are Who's on there? Look if you go down there are An angel and there's literally up the top There's that really good Jarja one

From I think episode two Where it says It's like a political thing They're like feligate Delo feligates instead of fellow delegates. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. Annie, my grandson. That's funny in attack of the clones, isn't it?

That is in attack the clones. There's always a bigger fish. We be a fan of that one? It's quite a good one. That's actually a fine line, though. Yeah, because that one actually makes sense, you know? It's like a thing people say. Now this is Pardwaste.

I reckon Obi-1, some of the worst lines he's given some of the cheesiest cornball lines hello there business on canton a moodya though so uncivilised remember that one yep now this is pod racing that's a good one

James already said that yeah I'll try spin that that's a good trick like that that that pod racing line just doesn't make any sense he's flying in space in that like Naboo starfighter yeah it's literally not pod racer In this list that I'm on right now,

they actually have one of the few lines I actually think's pretty decent in the prequels. I like that one there because there's a space, so it makes no sense. I'll read this one first, then I'll say that one. It's when Padme says, so this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause. Like, out of all the lines to make fun of from the prequels,

that's not one of them. No. What did you point out, James? avergence you say I don't even Who even says that There are hundreds They live inside me

Oh that is edge They live inside me That's like the fucking line from Who says that? I couldn't tell you Jim Okay Jim please remind us of that line from Jessica James

You let me Inside you. Dreadful line. Okay, I think we answered that one pretty well. Yeah. Merink says, are there any band slash artists you absolutely hate? Okay, everything Alex likes. That's not true.

Okay, what's that one artist you like that I really don't like? Which one? You don't like Timpah, though. I've never listened to Ampar. MacDamako? You don't like MacDamako? Yeah, he hates MacDemako. you're so edgy james it's not it it just doesn't do anything to me he's a proto hipster

what do i hate it's not i'm not a proto hipster i just don't like i think i really don't like ariana grande's music at all to a point where i never heard any of it you actually listen to some of it thank you next was a banged song just i hate it yeah stuff like that thank you next i heard that one have you tried listening to it because people have said it's all right no no it's just because you hear it a lot and and i don't like it. Okay. So you're saying you don't like things that played a lot? Like radio? No, I just don't like the song. I didn't like

the song to begin with. Okay. And I heard it because of things like TikTok. What's that dude called that was really famous like a year or two ago? Um he's called like the week the weekend? Yeah. Oh the weekend. I fucking hate him.

He did it. I think his music is trash or something and that's it. Drake. No, I hate those English singers Those, those English singers Oh yeah Just any of them Ed Sheeran

Yeah, Ed Sheehan Manfred Yeah, Sam Smith Yeah Them, there's any That Like, why is the music industry in England To be shit

Like the mainstream music industry In England is absolutely quite It used to be so good Yeah, but now it's just like Guitar Boy Taylor Swift Fantastic Rihanna

She sucks Yep I love only girl in the world. Is that a Rihanna song? Yes. I want to make myself feel like I'm the only girl in the world. I've never heard of it.

Where did you hear that? That's a famous song. I don't get this. If there's a song that's stupidly popular, Alex just does not know it. How do you not know? Under what, like, where would I hear? Is Alex that song?

No, I know the one, because you were singing it in the completely wrong way. yeah I know the one yeah but I got the main part right you didn't sing it in the way she sings it so I was really confused I can't think just you and start with Hannah yeah no but he sang at the wrong tempo and everything no I I couldn't remember the lyrics at the start of the chorus so I made them up are you just I like how of all those pictures the weekends is the edgiest oh post my phone is on him I would say post Malone but that Spider-Man song is great really good yeah

Casey Perry she also sucks yep I'm gonna have to go in and say Paul McCartney modern Paul McCartney really bad embarrassing yeah embarrassingly bad was post Beatles Paul McCartney even that good no I can't say I can't have an opinion because I haven't really he's got he's released some good He's got that one song with a other dude called Say, Say, Say. Yeah, that's a good song. He did that one with Michael Jackson. The girl is mine.

That was a long time ago now, though. I will never forgive him for that song with Kanye. Oh. And Rihanna. I can't stand that song. Wasn't that one, like, four or five seconds? Yeah, I think it's called Four, Five Seconds. This is his most played song, I think, on Spotify.

Of course, because he's got me out of it. And Kanye West. Le Sangells says, Who's your favourite dibby? Could be from a movie, book, anything, other than Argy. Oh, favourite dibby. Brian from Family Guy. Brian ain't no dibby.

He's too intelligent and he's too much of a... I don't know. I can't think he's a predator. He's a sexual predator, that character. That thing from the Dark Crystal. Oh, that's an awesome answer. Ah, the jellyfish in SpongeBob, dibbies. Yes.

They're almost too intelligent. Yeah, they're not like... They're not played for cuteness. Bondra's a bit of a dibby because he's just stupid He's quite dibby Gary's a dibby Gary is a dibby

Yeah Gary's quite a good dibby Yeah But he's intelligent Like in a couple of episodes Do you remember the one where he He's just a genius He has a library

Yeah That one Yeah What about When I love that episode Squidward gets turned into A snail

Yeah that's another Good episode He gets injected With Gary's medicine Into a snail It's really horrifying Isn't it It's creepy

And then they do that song Yeah Miao Yeah, mea, mea, mea, mea, me lao. Super annoying. And then a fucking boot. Mine would be... Wally.

He's a good dibby. From Wally. From Wally. Who's your favorite one, James? The Tachy Comas and Ghost in the Shell. Wait, spell that out for me, I want to see what... The Tachy Comas. The Tachy Comas?

T-8, no... No. No. How do you spell it? Oh my God. Okay The first part is right, okay But there's no T

The Atchi No, the second T-T The Tachy K K-O-M-A-S I'm pretty sure Tachy comas They're dibbys

They're kind of dibbyish They have high-pitched voices And they combine together And literally save the world To stop like nuclear warheads Or something like They're fucking dibbyes Okay

It sounds fucking stupid to me They're dibbys, okay What's your least favorite dibby Argy, the corgi Argy, it wasn't allowed to be an answer What, um, minions Yeah, minions are pretty shit I was gonna say minions, but I guess because you took it

I've got to say something else Trying to think of another dibby He walks are pretty terrible Grunts Why do you hate grunts? Grunts from Halo Grunts from Halo Why do you hate grunts from

Because they're just fill a content Failor, you know What? That doesn't make any sense They're just a low... Between each cutscenes, it's just a shooting gallery of grunts And it's just like, this is not content This is just filler Halo 1

If no grunts would be a masterpiece of a game That is just stupid I hate James It's not even funny I can't think of any dibbies That I actually hate though Minion is not an answer Because it's like...

Mine is Maltz from Meta Madagascar. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Holy shit. He's really not. I fucking hate Mawks so much. Is he the smart one?

No. He's the one with the big eyes voiced by Andy Richter. I've got to Google it. No, is he the one besides the king? He's the one who always chases the king trying to get to him. Yeah. Yeah, him. I like him.

He's the only one. I like that. Actually, the penguins from Alagascar would be a good for the good one. Yeah? I can't. I can't remember before we decided. They're half-dibir. Skia.

All of them. I don't know. The only true dibby out of those four is private. Private, yeah. Is he the dumb one? Yeah. Yeah. I actually saw an episode of the actual Penguins TV show.

I sent a picture to go. Yeah. How was it? I've seen it before. It's the one with the dog. Private, like, one's out to get like a Christmas present and then gets kidnapped by an old lady. And then there's a toy for dog. Oh, I've seen that.

Yeah, that one. That's when I watched That's the Madagrasca Christmas special thing Yeah I watched Shrek the halls recently That's bad That's really terrible Like

It's worse than bad Because of For the reasons you might expect It just has No story to speak of And it's just a montage Of just different kind of Oh look now they're doing this

Now they're doing that They're doing this Is donkey a dibby No Shrek He's too repulsive Maybe the dragon don't A Dikes Those are a Dibby

Shrek's babies Are a Dibby Yeah Um Ah, Shrek sucks Shrek isn't even funny anymore Get rid of it Yes, it was

Shrek one's funny No, I mean in the irony way I think my favourite debut is Leashon's James said that Shrek never was funny Oh right I never Was all the rage back in the 90s

When I watched it I didn't find it funny I just like the dancing scenes And the music It's because you were a child And you wouldn't have understood any of it But now it's funny It's not funny there Yes, it is.

It's also very dated. Fucking Matrix reference. Oh, God, do you know what? I saw this morning. I saw it. I think it's the first mummy with Brendan Faiser. Oh, my God. The fucking Jesus Christ, it's bad.

You know, I thought for some reason Brendan Fraser had committed suicide or something. He's alive and well in that new DC thing. Yeah, and I was going to say, I saw he's in that DC show where he plays like a rock monster or some shit. Yep. He's a rock lobster.

He's like getting back on track. track. That's a family guy, isn't it? Yep. Belt Boy Pussy says, could Jim update us on his military sleeping meditation thing?

Um, I've actually been asked about this as well. Did you? Read about it. Explain then. I don't remember, but it was something about laying there perfectly still for a certain amount of time

or something and you can fall asleep in any situation. Sometimes it works really well, other times it's useful. do you still try and do it every night not every night because sometimes it's just like I'm knackered so I'm just going to lie down on my side which is way more comfortable than lying on my fucking back and fall asleep immediately and then other times when I can't sleep I'll be like all right something to whip out the old military tactics and then it does does me in a tree

military tactics to just lie there and not move you don't you don't move at all you relax every muscle and you don't think you have to you have to target each muscle relaxing don't you got to think about you like now relax my leg and then where do you do you start from bottom to top or something don't you i think it's the other way around i don't think i could do it because if i was thinking i did read about it once if i was relaxing every um muscle i did read about it once that's all my eye would just start spasming and i don't have any control over that so it wouldn't be a look you know when you're going to sleep right and you're really tired so you keep yawning and you're yawning a lot

because you're trying to get to sleep and you keep yawning and you're like i'm going to bed there stop it because i know we've got to yawn why because we've got to make your eyes water so that you wipe your eyes and you don't go to sleep because you're like ah that's good idea body and then you're going to yawn some more because you still don't go to sleep i'd say the most annoying thing is when you're awake yawning the the house down and then you get into bed and you're like all right time to move let's get going yeah no more yawns no more sleepy feeling you stand up then you start yawning and you're naked lose lose just do a hundred press ups is that what you do no I never have any trouble sleeping I've recently

I've had the trouble why I can't sleep before like midnight I have to go sleep at one or it just doesn't work but now it's like I can slightly sleep before then but I've just fun my sleep schedule up Alex Scott 1811 asks I still want to know what that video idea you had like over a year ago was. Is there any updates on it? What was that? Is he talking about? Jim remembers it. Is he?

Yeah, it is. It's that. Oh, wait. Oh, that. The secret project. Yeah, the secret project. That I hate a lot. The clues have been they've been in the cast for so long. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But it's still a secret. I'm just looking around. We got any clues? I don't know. Yeah, they're clues. Um, but...

Let's say I fucking love that. So back when we were. Back when we were teasing it, we'd made about 0% progress, and a year later we made... 1.0% progress? No, we've got footage. Yeah, that's true actually. We've got like 50% of the footage. I've seen footage. That's true, actually.

We just need to do everything else, but it's not an idea. It's just at the moment it's the thing that we've... It is an idea. It needs to be emotional. It needs to make people cry. Mm-hmm. All we can say is it will happen. it will happen we'll be 35 years old

and it will be and it will be I'll ask of as many subs as we have years of age between us what I said 2019 is the year of dreams Alex's dream is to finish that video so we'll try and start that stuff hard to do it but that'll happen

it's in pre-production it's like the Bioshock movie it's just trapped it's in production hell and that for John Media is literally just never Dino Okay, go ahead then

Dino with a cigar asks Did you fellas get up to anything crazy Parentheses Normy question mark Open new bracket Drugs question mark When you were teenagers Or were you always nerd freaks

I When I What'd you class as a teenager Tell me the age Did you fellas get up to anything Crazy Normy drugs He's asking, did we... Do we ingest drugs?

Okay, so when I was a teenager, I only... The first time I drank alcohol was probably when I was 19. Did no drugs? Haven't touched drugs ever. Yeah, I didn't do any of that. James is a straight-edge vegan. Yeah. Yeah, man.

No drugs on alcohol. If you had a good diet, it'd probably be the healthiest fucking one of us all. I know, but I can't do that. I like... I was drunk for the first time at Rubin's 18th, so I was 17. Like, proper drunk. I had... I was drunk.

Yeah, I had drank before that, but... It was pretty disgusting, to be honest. That was a reference to something that you weren't actually now actually in, too. I guess, yeah, alcohol is the most normy drug. When I went to Amsterdam, I smoked some weed and stuff. That was pretty fun. I was 18. 18.

How was it there anyway? It was good. It was nice. It was nice. It was a nice time. summer it was a nice time in Amsterdam was expensive I wasn't staying I was staying with somebody that I know I mean that was the weed expensive right I I thought you meant just generally with just comparative to like I don't know

because I never it was just my friend or his friends like oh they were just sure because they were all rich European kids as well yeah you can't buy him I don't think it was huge expensive though I remember I remember seeing I'm just seeing like the figure of eight euros for something I'm sure someone from over there will leave a comment yeah because I don't remember who's probably blazed listening to this very episode have you ever taken drugs Alex as a teenager not really not really as a teenager I drank alcohol I was like over a decade ago for Alex those yeah man I'm so

fucking old no I didn't take a single fucking fat newt when I was not on you know, Jenna. Well, maybe I... I owned a motor... Maybe I did. Well, when I was 19. Adrenaline's not a drug, so yeah. Unclear.

I'm just going to say, if I did, I don't remember it, so... So it worked? Or didn't work? Smoked some siggies as well when I was 19 or something. Yeah, that's another one I never... Never was interested in cigarettes.

I don't do it now. You two are the most straight edge homeostasis of the group. Yeah? Yeah, I've tried a bit of all these different things. Coke, smack. Well, not those. Crank. We're talking about normie drugs.

I would consider normie drugs, alcohol, cigarettes and marijuana. A normie drug is like having a pill or something when you go out. That's like a pretty long. So is Coke. Yeah. None of that though. I don't know. I'd say that's not quite as normie.

It's not quite normie, but it's like, it's like, accepted among like student culture. Yeah, Rudy gets fucking snort heavened every fucking fortnight. No, I'm straight. I'm straight. I've never done any of it. I'm not going to. Anyway, the question was as teenagers. The question was as teenagers and none of us a teenagers. I was very innocent. You know, I was just, I'm going to play my own affair. Yeah. That's it. Say the N word down the white.

That was James's a drug. I did not do that. I only learned the N word like last. on the thrill of saying no he didn't I got off the thrill of going like one hundred six to two did you do that yeah it's not even cool the mp fire the one time I used world war meta in monopha two I don't know what that you know it doesn't mp4 1602 did you say fire 106 to 2 deaths hit fire so we got to do that probably gave you a bigger rush than any drug but Alex I was screaming for like days straight it was yeah you can imagine I remember it perfectly how intense it was and I'll never be able to do that did your two deaths make you feel nothing

really because I already like fucking two nukes at like at the end of the games it's like oh you already called in did you call an attack gonna you get less kills well you might have done it like right before the match was gonna I didn't use them that's how much of a badass this guy because then you would have got more kills if you done it right before the end then you would have got more kills was possible because you'd kill it the whole team. Ruben, I was dominating. Nobody could escape me. James doesn't understand maths. That's what we've just established.

Doesn't understand numbers. I could kill people quicker without using a nuke, basically. But I mean, if the match was about to end... Anyway, someone replied to that question with, James famously loves toking massive fat chuds and puffing big bongs on the reg. James? It's true that now that you're not a team. you're not a teenager that's true it's not true don't portray me as someone I'm not I don't

no James smoking weed isn't a personality attribute it's just what I'd and people can do that I just don't quite simply yes okay I feel like we answered that question quite well yep that was good well done everybody yeah none of us are taking anything two teenagers in the womb so they're still living that teenage teenage life no one

experienced anything about the why did some why did some of James's teeth show when he's doing that

I don't know what class of drug is marijuana C G B is it B

yeah they upped it in this country they they up to it why it's a B yeah it's class

that's fucking stupid what what only like coke and that type stuff is class A yeah

and that gets you and that gets you drug in bad places damn check my Calvin Klein socks how does that make you feel if I ever own a white car

got these for Christmas I'm wearing socks that I got for Christmas as well these are fucking Calvin Klein's mine are Calvin Klein's yeah but mine are warmer and nice

and a bigger smell from James taking his shoe off than I did my fart these are who you've had those for ever and you've definitely never

washed them or anything no they have been washed they're my dailies what do you expect these aren't my sport shoes these aren't the weekend shoes these are my dailies I wear these almost every day my don't stink

that means weed is in the same class as speed what yeah speed so you're saying if I speed I get class B okay

Alex has been done for Class B drugs then for the community Speedwatch Yeah, I've actually got in trouble more for my driving things than James says Really what did you do no get getting 35 in a 30 in a line them I've done like 50 I didn't get it like it does not count as being in trouble it technically send you like a letter It does it doesn't be speeding around there You don't have to do anything I've never been I've never done anything bad in my car like ever That's not true, but... That's not true.

Yeah, we've been in your... James, put that back. You have not been in my car, but I've done bad things, because I don't... No, hang on, look. I'm a hundred percent safe driver, I'm very considerate and careful. I also got a parking charge for not paying parking, which I shouldn't have paid, because I went back there and tried to pay it, and it wouldn't let me, and I was at the same time that I did last time, and...

I haven't... Alex is a criminal driver. He is a dangerous, and he should not pay. be on the road. He puts everyone else at risk because he speeds. He shouldn't be on the road. This has turned into some kind of weird debate between the two leaders of political parties. You've got guzzaline and sparks.

Sparks. What do they call electricity in Mad Max world? You don't have any there, do they? Fizzer. Fuck it, yeah, that'll do. Fizz. No, fizzar, because they're Australian. Okay.

He's a... Dig the head says, hi, a simple request, could Jim please say, started from the bottom now we're here? Thank you. Started from the bottom now we're here? Thank you. Ollyholyx says, what are some current trends

slash fads that you hate? The bird box. That's a bad trend. I know what that is. What's the bird box? It's that movie that James was talking about. Oh yeah. That Netflix movie With Sandra Bullock

Do you know what's a trend I hate Year Every year Load of cringers In the Kamak car community Wap their car in Wapping Paper And it's just completely cringy You know what I actually is self-help

Or like Twitter Where it's like Ooh If you're depressed Just drink some water And make sure to Go for a walk If you're depressed

Hit that fucking bong You know Just Twitter in general Is a good one Yeah Twitter Instagram Twitter fucking sucks man

it's so lame Twitter has been has been normied now it's dead it's over okay so what's the next one you're gonna go to

Facebook Facebook is like a lawless wasteland no no it's incredible it's not it's still in 2005

I use it I see it and I cringe every time I open it out it's bad I'm a part of a Mazda group

to just to find out of my parts other people have and I want to hurt myself it's really bad I want to hurt myself no no it hurts me

when I look at the like Facebook it's really bad any other trends Instagram memes instant gram instant gram just anything to do with Instagram no but we can hate that but those two

are part of it yeah that's why I said it was a late sort of game in 2018 trend it was Jim and I sending each other memes on Instagram like all the time you still do that yeah we do that's not it's not funny though the memes you share are really shit they are funny they're shit they're not like sending a picture of a dog is not funny because I've probably got a meme

from Jim on here probably Alex do you have you ever found their meme posting funny you've got some great ones I'd say 90% of the time no none of them have ever that's not true it's true Jim's literally just sent me one yeah that's the problem with this is typical memes yeah unintelligible noise I've a meme. It's just boring that every joke is just the same. The audio, you know, being cranked really loud. The thing is, then when you go to a joke, like, you go on Netflix and you try and watch some Chris Rock or something.

And the gain isn't cranked to fuck. It's just not funny. You've ruined your humor then. You've made yourselves retards. They are the demographic of Instagram. It's all they are. I love it. I love it.

Jim and I have actually made us. That was at worst people. Yeah. From exposure to Instagram. Did you watch that video I sent you to him yesterday? He's looking at the big chungus meme. I'm thinking about that big chungus meme. I just sent you on.

Oh, for God's sake, not another one. Big chungis is a good meme at the moment. It's not a good meme. It is good. I've seen a couple funny ones. It's a combination. No, don't use the audio or whatever. Don't worry about that. That's just in some...

Don't worry about that one. Anyway, audio listeners have no clue what's going on, so let's move on. They know what big chungis is. You know what big chungis is. By the time this episode comes out, it will probably be a criminal offence. Yeah. Merlin will have bought it. Yeah.

You'll have bought Big Chungis. underscore 1-Caz says, If there was a room in your house in which time did not pass, what would you choose to do in it? I imagine James would use this to facilitate his... gargantium six-hour wank sessions no hold up that's where I do all my work to get done hold up just go sitting there do you still age in this timeless zone it's phrased as time did not pass in this room yeah yeah but you can't do things if time ain't passing you walk in

and then you're stuck forever yeah someone has to pull you out okay because it's okay once they go in there humor humor the fucking question because they okay oh I do all my work I'll put my rotary in it because when I have to do the 10 minute warm up every single morning it means I'm not losing 10 minutes You don't have to do that I would... You do? For the engine, you literally have to

No, you don't have to No, no, a rotary you have to Because otherwise they explode after 1,000 miles He just chooses to No, literally we've made How many Mazda owners do you think Don't do that in the mornings For 10 minutes? That's why they're 200 pounds of bike

Because the engines are all broken You literally have to Because of the engine Because it's not conventional He's foaming at the mouth right now Audio Audio listeners We've been

I could buy five of those cars Like right now Because they're just fucking shit Jim's just been doing Eyebrow things Um I'd game We could get so good at Rainbow 6

And that really Yeah apart from You couldn't play online But Yeah time around You'd have to just play against each other constantly Awesome

Because it's set up like a land party That's a waste of your time though. You're not saving anything. You're just enjoying it. What's the point? What the fuck are you talking about? I would invest in every cryptocurrency in there. Ah, that's a good point actually. Why? Because then you know it's gonna peak and you can make money. What do you know it's gonna peak?

But if it peaks, you can stop time, invest, and instantly sell as soon as you invest. So you get money. That isn't... Okay. So you buy it and then sell it for the same price. no and make money can't you go in

invest in cryptocurrencies come out wait for like a peak a peak then sell it what if it what if it dips then you just leave it in there

until it peaks again yeah until it's worth more but you've still spent the money so basically once you leave bitcoin you invest when it was like

you could mine and set like buy it for nothing you fucking sell it when it's using Instagram but they're just stupid of people

you can't even fucking figure out the most basic do you understand how stocks work do you understand how time works you don't you don't understand how time works what does stopping time

when you purchase stocks have to do with how much money you make when you sell the stocks James tell them I know where Alice is coming from you guys just don't understand enough to so just if you can't explain it then you don't understand it

that's basic no I do understand it okay then how does um right there Richter's up B work Richter he goes up that's literally it he's slightly like to the left of the right thing

which we're facing not true so basically what we've got the conclusion is you just have fun I'd okay how about this

how about we invent the room and we see who comes out on top we can't it's the only way I would just get so much good work done in there

I want to understand your logic we can't we get that so you you wait until there's a dip in cryptocurrency right so it's cheaper than usual

no you literally leave it in there for like years leave what in there the currency you leave the currency in the room where time doesn't pass so the currency's value does not change because it's frozen no the currency's value

but then all you be doing is all you would have done is I'll buy this currency for a thousand pounds how can the current in the time freeze room for 10 years and then you sell it for a thousand pounds again with a profit of zero now but a thousand pounds worth of stock now is worth will be worth more in 10 years time no but think about it just in terms of money the way one pound is what is I'm so I'm I'm counting on inflation not just the no but listen

I know I know you don't know which direction it's going to go yeah so you just you just gambling you just okay there's no there's no point if I have a hundred pounds and I'm going to do nothing with it until it increases and value. Whether I put it in the time stop room or in my pocket, it's still the same amount. That's why if you're investing into a stock, it's not money.

But time... It can't work. You still don't understand time. It can't work because the money in the room is always going to become the value when it's out of the room. So if you put money in there when it's at a peak, when you take out, it's going to be that current because it's... What I'm annoyed about

is the time room. I said cryptocurrencies as a joke to begin with because I think it's a funny term but stock whatever you buy this amount of stock at that price that when you buy it yeah what does putting it in the infinite time it doesn't because no matter so all you're doing is stock market trading yeah the room means nothing because if you put something in there it's worth 10 and when you take out it's worth five it's always going to become five no matter what it's always going to become what exactly

so James has joined our side he's joined our side he understands our time works people on the comments fuck you you know what to do the womb means nothing because you could just

bury the money because at the end of day but you can't invest in stocks with money that's buried you can't invest it and it's in a frozen womb you can

how you buy him then you put your phone in there I'm gonna get a few minutes left alright but then Alex when you take the phone out to sell it it's going to become the current value because you're now in real life

which means the value of what you have is a value fully buy out a company and then you put it in the time room so so then the company's worth nothing when it comes out because it's outdated there might not be though oh my well if they're making stuff it's not going to be worth shit in 10 years if they're still making oh james house is a fairy says Alex okay we can fix this okay you buy supreme you put all of their stock and everything in the freezer in a hundred years you bring it out because then they're where you buy supreme stock in the cupboard though in your house yes basically yeah you put it you but the freezer

would be a convenient room for it's going because exactly and it would age in any way no dust no nothing so that would work but then by that logic if if you walk in there you get trapped for eternity next question we've only got a few minutes anyway yeah James House is a furry says

what the fuck is that pig stool oh fuck you what do you mean pig shit they're no pig shit here Alex get that printed on the brief of your car because then nobody would be able to see it until they see it and they'll be like what So on next question come on we got a quick fire it just another Tom says role play idea Alex is a master chief and the rest of you guys are grunts We can't if you listened you're all grunts and I'm master chief You guys want danger

Come on, next. The Orvellian says, Can you do an OST on the Madagascar soundtrack by Hans Zimmer? No, OSTs never coming back. We lost all the stock. It was put in the freezer when we can't do anything. All the investors were frozen. I left my desire to do anything in the freeze room.

So now I'll just die, I think. That's the plan. the freeze room let's do one more mill ever the end says how do you feel about the new Sherlock and watson film starring i think it's really funny

fucking hell apparently it's so bad that Sony tried to sell it to Netflix and even Netflix wouldn't buy it off him I'm pretty sure people are just walking out of it aren't they just walking out yeah yeah

well feral right bad actor not very funny it's not very good yeah he's awesome in mega mind johnsy riley not very good very good

probably better than yeah really ugly sorry john you can't take that away from him well we're all ugly so we can't we can't criticize no that's a john c royle

i'm pretty ugly James you are fucking so hard mark zuckerberg compared to john c rowley I wish I was mark Zuckerberg

with the his like his tiny that he's the only reason that he bought off ebay you found on Facebook good afternoon morning evening ladies and gentlemen

thanks for listening everybody we'll see you next year thanks for that angry Joe in it yeah we will see you next year Angry Joe hates Fuck me my back is angry Joe What does he like this time? Beams