JAR Media Posdact - One Right, Two Lefts, Then You Reach NORMAL - JARCast Episode 365

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies 00:00 Intro 02:41 Alex Saw a Smack 12:56 Housekeeping 16:43 Alex tried '4DX' Cinema... and Hated It 28:07 Mid Break 31:13 Dev for JAR Media Game 36:39 Lying JARling Writes In 42:35 Worst Cast to Get In Recommended 46:09 Apple Vision Pro 57:41 New Kanye Album 1:05:19 Screening Skibidi Toilet 1:07:42 Alex's Chair Challenge 1:08:56 Alex's Dog Name List (updated) 

Oh, put him where he belongs. Well, good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode JARCast. Welcome to episode JARCast. This is episode JARCast. Did you do the number? I did do the number. and I've got to say it was hard work doing the number it is kind of exhausting

because James's job isn't it yeah you feel it as James isn't here I will admit that he puts in the most challenging effort doing the number hmm he likes creating a harder job for himself yeah yeah it's like a self-sustaining um he's like creating a job for himself yeah yeah yeah But yeah, this is Jowcast episode 365. I'm your host Alex, joined by Only Jim. Oh. Only Jim, no James this week, as we just mentioned.

He's gone to the big, great hug in the sky. Jesus. The big great hug. Did you say hug is in like a embrace? Yeah. In the sky? Yeah. Not like heaven, just like somewhere high.

up, I'm pretty sure. Like, uh, altitude wise. Yeah, or just like metaphorically, you know, someone's got their head up their ass, like Londoners do, which is where he is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a bit of a head-ass kind of guy.

Head-up ass kind of guy. Yeah. You know? Yeah, so I'm sure he'll have plenty to report by next episode. um well we think we know he can't record today um he never actually got back yeah it's kind of a gamble he's having too much sighting fun

um before we get too deep into the show let me shout at the jar media patrons over at the Patreon to make the audio version of the show possible support that RSS feed and get the patron names silly or not read out in the first or second week of each month we've already done it this month so it'll be Next month.

March. March. Well, I'm marching to the beat of my own drama. I tell you that much, brother. Why? Oh. I don't know what it is about me, but I just can't seem to avoid it. What?

Are you in more controversy? Just dramas. Uh-oh. Just dramas on jarramas, just on geramas. Who have you upset? So last weekend, though, was... I was in Bristol having a little look around this

lights festival or something I saw a couple of those but couldn't see too many before I hear a woman squeal in pain and I whisk around to investigate

and yeah I saw the tail end of an accident I guess I don't know I just feel like whenever I go somewhere something crazy has to happen and that was this one's

crazy event So she got blasted by a vehicle She got blasted by a boy racer He looked like 17 or 18 In his VW golf Mm-hmm Was it a golf?

Yeah That's lame You see in my opinion If you're going to run someone over Do it in something like cool Do you You know what I mean? Like a Prius.

Like a Prius or a limo? Like one of those Hummer limos? The pink ones. Yeah, because then at least the person who gets hit gets to be like, I got hit by a limo. You know? VW. Yeah, I got my legs snapped under a limo. Yeah.

So yeah, I was expecting... I guess in retrospect this doesn't make as much sense as I thought with hearing the scream and in turning around. turning around i was expecting to see more of a gory situation unfolding like a flattened i guess it's more like the inverse isn't it well like surely the less that's being said the scarier yeah true the situation yeah i don't know man i i feel like if um if like she got her legs squashed and exploded she'd probably yeah screamed quite a bit um but the the weirdest part was it was this light festival was like super popular. I've never seen the center of Bristol, so.

Booming with people, ram with people, yeah. So there were a large horde of people who were right by the event as it happened. And only five people went over to help in the end. And there were tens and tens of people who would have seen it. And some who would have been better, like, witnesses than the ones that were there, including me. Yeah, um, that's a city thing, right? Like, it, you don't even have to be from a city to just be absorbed into city apathy. Hmm, that's a good way of putting it out, the old CA.

Yeah, sapathy. Mm-hmm. I've noticed I do that a lot, just like combine two words really lazily putting... Sapathy? Yeah. And sometimes it works better than others. Yeah, that one really didn't work. Maybe it should be cap-a-thia as well, because it's a sea.

Anyway, yeah, because in London, when I was last there, like, you're practically walking past two corpses every ten minutes. You know, there'll just be some dude laid out on the floor, on the ground. They don't even plead anymore, pointless. Yeah, they very well could be dead. nobody's going to look because they look raggedy you know it's like well

they're meant to be there you know it's kind of decoration you hear some like crazy stories about like in LA and stuff how some of the homeless communities are managed and supported or

yeah they've got their own like block they built these like cities you know like underpasses and stuff with tanks and yeah that's hardcore yeah it's pretty gross um i mean you stopped and attempted to help yeah right do what i look like good i guess yeah so that i mean that that that says good about you um wait for an ambulance and

the police because i only saw the tail end i couldn't be like a proper witness you're only interested in people who've seen the whole thing so you don't have to go to court and stuff and uh yeah it was any one of the five that was a proper witness they're the one with all the responsibility bit of a shame isn't it it'd be kind of cool to see the inner workings of uh court yeah it's not nice though seeing people get eviscerated with cars it's always my fear yeah because i've been like waiting to see something it's only a matter of time with the way people were carry themselves Carries carry them

Yeah I think the only significant road thing We'd ever experienced beforehand Was that guy who went over the roundabout Yeah and I guess the deer For you Yeah the deer for me But that's

That was terrifying in its own right But it's like There's not a human A predictable human element It's not just humans Yeah It's like this creature That just has no idea

Uh huh That we're in these like tinkets Yeah I feel sorry for a animals, um, a lot of animals that, like, haven't been able to keep pace with us in terms of like, well, all of them. Yeah, every single one, but some are affected more than others. You cannot go for a 20 minute drive without seeing something that's been obliterated.

Yeah, yeah. Like, it's like how a bird hasn't evolved fast enough to be able to deal with the fact that we have vehicles that can accelerate to 60 miles an hour in a few seconds. Yeah, clearly we haven't evolved fast enough to deal with that. And that, yeah, us alone. and we made the damn things. Yeah. It's what these poor little arcing birds supposed to do.

Yeah. They could stop arcing for one. Like, why they don't know. What would normally in the wild be going fast enough for the arc to be a risky maneuver? Yeah. It's not supposed to be risky. It's fair.

And the same would do it. Like, what they ask you, what are they supposed to do? This, like, thing just, like, is rocketing towards you, making a scary sound and blasting you light in the darkness what are you actually supposed to do they haven't evolved to deal with that yeah well i hit i hit the deer in broad daylight so um but yeah you're right i feel more sorry for the smaller creatures though you know because the the one that sticks out in my head is um

this hedgehog and i was just walking home from work one day Just look to the left, there's this flattened hedgehog. And when I say flattened, I mean cartoon flattened. You can pick them up like way for... Yeah, like frisbee it, you know. Dry, it's not that bit. Yeah, not that you'd want to. And, um...

Yeah, I feel sorry for the slow little things. It's like they... The second they're on the road, it's done. You're done for. Yeah. And how the hell are they supposed to know... Not to J-Walk, you know? Yeah.

yeah animals get very confused by it worms especially I'll help a worm out now and again you know what on the road like sometimes worms try to cross the road have you never noticed that when do worms worms like dig around in the dirt when do they cross

the road I'm telling you sometimes it's like rain they get confused and they're like oh I got across the lane or whatever the thing is speaking of worms we're not the only creature to have developed like this this thing that another the creature just can't hack, just can't deal with.

Concrete? No. Have you ever seen seagulls? Yeah. Right. On dirt. What kind of dirt? Like grass.

They do this messed up thing. It's really weird to watch. They like tap dance. When seagulls stand on grass. Yeah. And if they're hungry. They tap dance. because it makes worms think that it's raining

oh yeah yeah yeah so they come up and then the seagulls eat them how messed up is that that's smart how's a worm supposed to know not to go up exactly that's the food chain baby well i suppose but like we're not the what i'm saying is we're not the only ones with technology seagulls got it you know most animals do yeah that's why i resent people saying so

animals are dumb, you know? Yeah, they're really good at what they do. So, yeah, what else is, like, realistically, a pigeon's post to actually do? You know? Yeah, I think pigeons are just, unfortunately, like, dumb looking. Hmm. They look stupid, you know?

And sound stupid and move stupid. Yeah, well, some of them move kind of cool, I think. Yeah, I'm okay with pigeons, I'm fine. with them but i'm just saying they were like domesticated weren't they yeah they use them in the wall carrier pigeons yeah yeah they died out they got killed off in world one i've just noticed we but that was like a topic i was supposed to do after housekeeping but forgot oh what should i do should i just throw it in now why not we got town case it doesn't really matter it, is it? Yeah, I mean, like, who

sticks to the rules and stuff, you know? Because then I, yeah, I think I have another topic I wanted to get to anyway. But first, yeah, let's do some housekeeping where we round off some of the conversations from the previous week. Like this one from Isaac Collins.

On the topic of funny license plates, I remember driving past a guy who had his vasectomy business advertised on his van, and the license plate read Dr. Snip. Also, the word Jim was thinking of was paraphrase. So that's really helpful for you now.

Wilson TV Whitey said, bear can mean two things. I guess we're talking about the acronym for bear. Borgette everything and run or base everything and rise. Now, I don't like those two. They're lazy. Quite like base everything and rise. I don't like the A being used for and, though.

You're like wasting part of it. Ands are normally kind of just sneakily put in the middle of. Well, Sam Will, 1999, said, Minutes into seconds into days. What? Minutes into seconds into days. What is that? Wrong way round, isn't it?

Well, yeah. A second into minutes into days. Yeah, but also like... Second into minutes into hours into days. That would make sense, right? He said what? Minutes into seconds. Minutes into seconds into days.

I didn't even realize... I hate this guy. I don't realize how demented it was until you've... What's the context, though? Nothing, just minutes into seconds into days. Okay. And then two exclamation. So marks or points?

One's American, one's not. Marks. Okay. Sounds a bit... more high class block that guy I don't want to hear your band from the YouTube

you're blocked if you're a patron you're blocked 287 said an up in ultimate comment here I propose that Alex learn every European language maybe he'd then stop being such a massive nationalist

who's a what's that referencing you're a nationalist we had a conversation about could we live in another country that wasn't English speaking and I was like probably not. Oh right. Yeah. No,

that's different. It's like you don't have to be nationalists to love the convenience of other people having to speak your language. You know? And finally, on a similar note, Charlie Bordman 2005 said

British people making fun of French people is so fucking cringe. We found the resident Frenchman over here. You vezzu vol ami a wee the British people making fun of the French is so fucking cringe over here

What's Nah I mean it is cringy To be fair Yeah What choice to be here What actually

What are we supposed to do? I feel like that's what we were kind of saying last time It's like all we have Yeah It's the one thing we can do you know no one else got our backs yeah you know so let us have this one thing yeah it's the one thing like all british people can stand behind yeah you know it's the it's the only way

the country has stayed it's the watchman alien you know yeah it's france yeah france is england's watchman alien so bro i had a i had an experience a bad one. A movie related one. Is this better or worse than watching the woman get hit by a cut? Um like better or what, like

it was honestly more entertaining standing there, waiting for the ambulance to show up. Then watching Madame Webb, which is the film I was seeing, but this isn't really I'm not going to be talking about that film. unless you're really hyped

you have questions um no the main the main character's last name is web which is quite funny oh so she is literally Miss Webb yeah

um so it's a thing in the UK the the Cineworld chain of cinemas has a patented technology that they are pushing in most of their major chains called 4DX screenings of movies where 3D is not enough dimensions you need more dimensions more dimensions than we can actually comprehend so you need the dimension of a chair that

can fling you around and prod you in the back and like spray water on you and have simulate the wind and uh yeah that i i could not stop thinking about that scorsesey interview with the marvel theme park right yeah yeah when it's like i walk into the screening and it's like it actually looks like theme park wow with like the seats and everything and the hydraulics and this shit and it's like who who actually wants because every time i've seen an advert for this technology, I thought like this is horrible idea. Awful, awful, terrible idea.

Like, what are the, the known things you take into a cinema? Yeah, popcorn. Popcorn and a drink. Yeah. The two most spillable things. Spillable things. Yeah.

And this shit's going to be throwing you around. They get spilled anywhere when the seat isn't violently throwing around. Yeah. To Dakota Johnson doing something crazy. Is that her name? I don't know.

But yeah. so I the only reason I went to this is because I'm like a member I guess of this this particular cinema chain investor so I can go and see films for free mm-hmm you know by paying a monthly subscription by paying a subscription yeah yeah yeah but includes this type of screening and the only where I wanted to see Madame Webb was only showing it in the 40x screening so I was like well might as well christen might as well the new entry in the

Sony cinema mainframe can be my first 4DX experience maybe I'm being a hater maybe I'm not thinking about the potential of this rollercoaster

cinematic experience you know can you picture because you saw Madam Webb I don't think you could put that in any context to make it enjoyable yeah do you think there are any movies where it could be good and no it's so fucking distracted it's like the

most distracting thing ever you know but it's very key jangly you know yeah where so it's not enough do you think it's for like the the fortnight ticot kids I don't know you like the because they were they were probably like a total of like six people in the in the whole theater what time of day were they just this 4d showing i i went to a uh an 1140 a m screening madame web there were other people there and like after you're sat in these like really suspicious looking chairs right but you can see the hydraulics in the weird crazy set up of all of it you're like this is quite weird and you sit down and it gets to like the ads and it plays an ad for

the 40x experience and it's like synced up to the ad to give you a little taste of what 40x is all about and like a dumbass I'd brought like a notepad and pen so I could take copious notes about madame web but after that ad thing the preview of the 40x experience was over I just put the notepad in my pockets so what's even the point yeah because like I thought oh the hydraulic chair thing is just going to be like a little just a little bit you know it's like you're like being thrown at a fucking round really yeah so like there are points in the film where like the main character of madam web is a like an ambulance driver so there's lots of driving scenes and lots of like abrupt like car stopping scenes and shit so every time they do that if there's like a smash cut from

like a car crash to then something peaceful happening it like jolts you And then immediately puts you back into a piece, and it's like the most... Oh, God. It's the most distracting thing. If there's... Yeah. The rhythm of the film, like, is really highlighted in how mostly the action scenes have all the weird synced up, like, oh, the smoke machine is starting to have steam shit come out. That means something's about to happen.

Why would you want, like, a smoke screen at a cinema? What does that add? Because all that immersion. Is it like smoky in the scene? Yeah. Right, okay. So if there's a car crash or fire or something. Okay.

A bunch of like fireworks are going off. How many movies have like smoke? It must be a lot. Probably a lot. Yeah, it goes. And there's like a toggle on the armrest that just says water, question mark. I was like, second of set down, I turned that off. what do you mean what are you going to be doing what do you want to do to me

you leave the cinema just drenched yeah like I get it if you're in like a theme park and it's like the beaver fucking shit the log flume the log flume it's really a better way of putting it yeah what did you call it the beaver fucking the beaver shit you know the beavers that's what they make right yeah they're known for making water slide they're expert at flumage

I think you should have kept the notepad out yeah it would have been funny to see your notes like yeah when you get out into the light and it's just like scribbles yeah but after that that ad thing the little preview ended like all the other people that were in the cinema were like laughing like to each other like that was crazy

like that was like a once in a lifetime experience yeah but it's like it really was it was making me feel kind of crazy at points because like the way

this it's subtly synced up with certain like shots you're like your brain gets quite confused that like the chairs are synced with the visuals but the movie isn't moving

but your environment and you're seeing like other chairs and like heads moving slightly. And it's like this really... Do you think it could cause motion success? Maybe. Well, I needed to pee at a certain point and was scared to get up. So I was like, am my legs

going to get snapped? Yeah. Like, what are you going to do to me? It's like a fucking trap. Imagine the law something. Yeah. 4DX snap my legs. 4DX drowned me. Yeah. All I was thinking was that this is just such a fucking waste of like

a good screening room yeah and like energy consumption surely yeah yeah there's like five people watching madame web yeah which is already funnier enough on its own and then mostly empty seats were like synced with the movie like we're just moving and can you imagine like a bustling like going to see infinity war in 40x in 40x like people shoulder to shoulder getting thrown around sprayed with water when Thanos shakes his sweat beads like

yeah yeah I mean that seems like such a poor idea smell Tom Holland's taint in the wind great

awesome idea he reeks he's been wearing his uncharted swamp crotch smell of vision Cinemas have like notoriously been dying

So do you think Pumping money into hydraulic seats Is it the best way to get people back in? Really elaborate Yeah Hydraulics screens and Yeah I think That's kind of a misguided

Like business venture Just a horrible idea Yeah Who is in Like please tell me if you're a interested in that like who is interested in that like I only saw it because I see more movies than the average person I have this pass and I was willing to so I had no faith in the movie I figured like nothing's going to be really if I see it yeah

exactly at least I get more of a story out of this than the actual film you know yeah incredibly cringe are you glad you experienced it then um honestly no I would say never go to it but even even if you're tempted just be like no it is as shit as it looks like it's even worse than it looks like it's a shitty idea and the ad sucks already but no it's even worse yeah yeah maybe one of the worst cinema experiences I've ever had wow as far as like it wasn't seen some trash yeah I've seen some awful shit had some horrible screenings I've had them forget to, like, put the screen on. I've had them...

Well, weird, the, um, Dark Night Roses. They just, like, put it... They angled it up to the left, so you could just see, like, one corner of the film. Yeah. So you heard the first 15 minutes. Yeah. You heard Bain's goofy our voice.

Yeah. Just a very wasteful conceit, really. Yeah. 4DX. Stupid name as well. Yeah, I might check it out. Yeah, I'd recommend it, yeah. Yeah

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Yeah I'm not sure why But you can corn dog that thing Straight into any beat You know Batter him up Yeah Dog him right up

Yeah dog him up Put him in the deep fat Friar you know don't do that well don't do what don't introduce us to the second half of the show where the jar media of reditors

go they collect all their updates and they get all their um what are the millennialisms they're um millennialisms yeah

you know like calling your your your pet of like a floof or uh oh is that post or pre doge is that pre doge doge is just there the whole time I feel like

just dogeing away I've always no doge started from the meme right doge was uh like you know the troll face

the dog what are they called like that era of memes no doge isn't that old yeah it is no doge was like the chubby like lame dog what's that breed of dog

that like hunt seals or something yeah Japanese people club seals yeah like an Akita yeah the seal

clubbing dog you're taking clubbing yeah there was the doge it was like a fat like the dog looking back yeah could have sworn doge was like one of those because there was you know in the same

that format with the spiral background yeah and then like a dog on the front of it a doge I don't know

I doge didn't know Nah, you're wrong I'm right I think that settles it Well We normally head over to the suggestion thread Or you can leave your questions

For future episodes Just like Bjornow Pizza did Who says What genre and developer Would you pick for a jar media video game Who developed that Nauty Bear game Nauty Bear?

No What? Fnaf, he's a bit of a naughty bear You're taking it too Not literally Do not literally Yeah, don't you remember naughty bear You played as like a teddy bear

That had to kill other teddy bears It was a nice book's 360 game Oh god They can make a pretty good jail game Yeah maybe No no you know what Whoever did Oh what was it

It was like sponsored by Doritos It was like total wipeout Oh, like Dorito's Crash Course. It was something like that. Yeah, that was that free Xbox 360. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that, but just with like skins, I guess. Jarito's Crash Course.

Yeah. Okay. What about something more elaborate? JRP. JRP? JRP. Yeah. Like in what setting?

Like, uh, what I said, you know that Japanese trope where it's like, random normal guy plucked and put in fantasy land James put in like a What's that that game with Troy Baker in it It's like an animated dating game But you're in his dreams Oh Do you know that one? No, I don't know which one you're getting at

Someone does You have to choose between like the The hot bad B word or the hot good girl that's like the hmm

it's not like modern daddy or these type things yeah and Troy Baker's like a lanky anime guy he kind of looks like spike okay yeah he's normally lanky anime guy just insert James James is like a lanky anime guy in real life

nose bleeding you know James's whack dreams you get like a really awesome you get like a really awesome you know a rock star game of Wiltshire that every mission is just like

go get a McFlurry try and get across the magic rounder wait in the line at Stonehenge What are the lame-ass shit do we have around here? Go and look at the Stone Age symbol carved in the hill. Yeah, go for a walk around the white horse. You could do some things. You could like go to the haunted monk town.

Yeah, that would be cool. Little Easter egg. Underground scary tunnels. Yeah. You could do something. I don't know if that's technically Wiltshire. Must be. That's one of the things I like about, I don't think it is, but...

Hot Fuzz. Yeah. Capturing the small town energy. Yeah. The dynamics people have, the accents, the... Yeah. Although I feel as though our town has reached a point of, like... sub-suburbia

you know it's like too big to be yeah it's not like a small town but it's definitely not a big town yeah so we're just kind of southern people often behave like we're in the city anyway you know

yeah it's something you forget something you don't appreciate when you're so used to the tiny land mass that is the UK but like living in a small in quotes, town in England

is like quite different to so you live in a small remote town in the US like you could actually be in the middle of nowhere where we can be in London in one hour yeah yeah you know and we feel like this is detached yeah relatively speaking

we are we just have like way less land to work with yeah you forget that though they're like like towns in like America they've got to like drive to hours just to get to

another town you basically have to drive to get to anything yeah you have to go to the shop you have to drive you know like everything's mega compactor yeah which is kind of nice

yeah I kind of appreciate that um yeah they gotta get some more trains I've been running over there USA way Were they anti-train or something over there We're becoming anti-train Well yeah

Hmm well speaking of rockstar actually Um Ah and I'm curious what you think about this Because but I'm leaning that this is BS Right I don't believe this job in In fact I have a whole conspiracy theory But I'll read it first and let you see what you say

Bear Bear Jarl boys Longtime listener first time Redator I'm an artist at Rockstar In the department, James would be very enthusiastic of. I won't go into more detail for job security, but if there was to be a Jarmedia Easter egg in GTA6, what would it be? Game on. P.S. James, if you finally fulfill the bet, you owe Jamie,

I'll give you my day one employee code for GTA6. And my dad works at Bungie. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to be in GTA6. no no that's a lie um I feel like

uh I there's gonna be like jokes on podcasters in that game there has to be right there's gonna be a whole podcast like

channel or something yeah probably like I'd be extremely surprised with the way GTA 5 was with its like very unsubtle making fun of

everything relevant at that time yeah if GTA 6 even does like 5% of what GTA 5 was doing it needs to have like a Joe Rogan stand in like it has to um yeah it does well and should say

will it have like a tape and stuff like that like man I don't know fresh and fit are in there or a Oh, my God. I'm still there in Florida. They may be able to squeeze, like, a little Andrew Tate thing in there and just, like, totally take the piss.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like we're... The only way it could be done is, like, if... If there is, like, a podcast channel on the radio, if one of them is just, like, British people talking about diarrhea, like that yeah when you put it like that

it sounds kind of likely yeah it's actually it might actually get that but I mean this guy's saying he's an artist I don't know what he meant by the James thing in the in the department James would be very enthusiastic of something engineering

physics coding I don't know yeah but they said they're an artist Oh yeah, an artist at Rockstar Cars Car panels

Yeah, maybe cars Yeah Anyway, too much created Hypothetically Anyway, my conspiracy theory is that this Is the evil jarling On an old account I think there's

They're just trying to come up with stories Yeah We've got an imagination You know They're like what would be the Most likely to be Clipped and talked about for a bit Yeah, you need to, um...

And their name is industry jarling. Yeah, you don't do anything, but spend 100% of your time on Jemedia Reddit. If that's your username. Yeah, there's a handful of those. Yeah, if you want us to believe shit, base it more in reality, I think. At least make it a little bit believable. Yeah. just slightly yeah um you know like if you said you're working for rock steady and you're

looking for a job maybe that'd be more believable yeah not rock star if you said you're drinking a rock star i believe you that's kind of believable but who actually drinks rockster i don't think anyone does no one it's horrible no shell product like i'm i'm a monster drinker let me put it out there you know I don't I don't respect my uh what do you call it dependency on on that delicious fucking beverage um you don't respect it then why you're saying you drink it because for the sake of honesty it's like I don't oh right so you're embarrassed but you can't I'm embarrassed yeah because you know like the typical monster drinker like I'll be walking to work with a monster in my hand thinking

everyone who sees me is slotting me into that guy I'm monster guy I'm one of them you know I'm one of them quite in one of these but I'm slurping down a

Lewis Hamilton special edition yeah monster energy drink yeah you introducing those to me might have taken years off my life yeah dude I'm I'm like 10 decades scraped off my life already

just from Gavin yeah yeah like I've got a few more years if I continue with this monster track I still get ID'd for them but saying all that like come on do not drink rock star

you know does everyone have rock star is that just a weird UK problem no I'm pretty sure they've got um American drink that's coming here they've got like equivalent Red Bull like advertisements

on vehicles I'm pretty sure every energy drink has stakes in motorsport and stuff like that. Yeah, it's weird, though. Yeah, I don't really know why. But yeah, this guy's fucking bullshit. Do not listen to him blocking.

That's another block. Two blocks. Let's unblock miniature Rani, though. It says occasionally YouTube puts videos from random channels in the recommendation bar. Watch our thumbnail and title combo would be the worst one for an innocent mind to randomly come across.

there's that one of um Hillary Clinton with the vampire teeth and it's called sting that's pretty bad did we use the um Hillary Clinton as Anakin

and Bernie as Obi-1 yeah we did yeah I think I think that's that would um that's like politically advantageous

I think you'd kind of push start pushing someone down some yeah I'd say that that's the opposite that's what an innocent mind should be introduced yeah is yeah that's like positive it's Hillary Anakin enforcement yeah um but obviously they have to have had seen revenge of the sooth to understand um what about the one the guy being chased by the hippo that one's down i didn't think that's down well yeah because it's against terms of service

I thought it just got demonetized I actually like I think the thumbnail I don't think the thumbnails allowed Really? There's a handful of those They're gone That's the best one That was my favorite one Naked guy hippo

Yeah Oh man Yeah um I feel like A vulture sting would be quite a bad one Vulture Sting Yeah What's Vulture Sting? I don't remember that episode

No Well you remember um Gorilla Sting Right No I didn't I don't remember any of these Yeah The Stwing

The Sting What was it a trilogy The Sting quadrilogy There's a quadrilogy Okay And then there was the Stwing Quintology The

the thing is like the names of YouTube videos and thumbnails right really useful when I'm going to like read comments on a jar video yeah I'm not looking for the thumbnail and name of the video for what to watch because I I'm in it like I know everything that's been said so I'm going on it to read comment yeah yeah yeah so I'm not like oh it's the fourth sting episode Um, but no, again, I'd say they're probably positive, uh... There's the quadrant four-parter. That adds up, quadrant four-party, yeah. But you wouldn't, based off those thumbnails, you wouldn't want that being... Right. Well, that's a bad influence. Yeah.

What are the thumbnails? Of one, two, three or four. just give a general vibe well there's basically no visual cohesion or link as you can probably guess I think one one's got a pirate on it okay yeah what about the AI generated ones

there's only a couple of those yeah are they bad influence bad for they are bad for young brain they're bad for all yeah that's probably a good answer um elsie eric says thoughts on the new apple vision pro

do you think this is a sign of a technological revolution or just a passing fad I saw quite a good video of like someone in a sandwich shop who like had one on and they were like making a burrito for someone and they were like hold up hold up and they were like watching a tutorial

and how to roll a burrito with their Apple Vision on and were like copying the YouTube tutorial where do you stand I think conceptually an inner vacuum

the thing is quite cool you know if we're going down goon mode anyway you know yeah yeah like gooning around with your

goon vision pro on with like you got the chess app over here you got like your favorite podcast here you got like

the stop market up you're like you're in you know uh-huh while you're at work you're like always sunny playing the bottom left um and it like is tracking your eyes and stuff and you're like ordering fucking goon-clop juice like just with your eyes where you're like walking down the street you know yeah i don't think there's a potential there well like All jokes aside, like, the way it can make a cinema out of anywhere is pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it just takes over your senses and it's like, you're in an enormous screen room now. Now you can watch your goon material and... In the cinema.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what's that guy, pee-wee dinkle or whatever? Um, who got arrested for jerking off in a cinema. Never would have happened if he had the Apple Vision. Yeah, he could have just done it at home and pretended and larked. You're talking about Pee-Wee-Herman. Yeah, poo-pooh-Poo-Pee-wee.

Poohy-stinky dinkled, did he say? Yeah, something like that. Piss shit. Dingle. I genuinely think it's the future. This is what the VR stuff has been leading to. So cars are going to have this, right? Yep.

Like the glass in cars would be like, Yeah, it would be like... Catch up on the new Kardashians. Yeah. And they'll have like... Like speed boosts, like, symbols and bananas and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, and a racing line.

It'll be like a national lottery funded, like... Wacky races. Yeah. It's like how they trick you to go in like slow lanes or whatever. Yeah. You'll get your random roll. Yeah. And that would work.

Turn everything into gambling. Yeah. But the problem is with that, though, is if you follow the Mario Kart format, then it is just communism, right? No, I disagree. Really? It's not communism. Why there? If you go out of bounds, you're brought into the bounds.

If you're doing too bad, you're brought up. If you get too far ahead, you're brought down. No, that just sounds, um, fair. Oh. Okay, let's go play Maricott, and you tell me how fucking fair it feels. Yeah, let's play Maricott, we. Let's play Maricott, we. Let's play Maricott, we.

That's not fair, don't feel bad. Let's it. Let's use a communist then. Yeah, so what, you got one on order then? You're Apple Guna Pro. No, no, I don't think we're anywhere near the implementation that there is going to be. There's a reason, there's a reason Facebook bought Oculus. this and there was also the whole thing of um when like air pods were first on the scene it was like that you look like an asshole wearing those yeah do you remember i remember us saying like i don't

want to look like some star trek dumbass yeah yeah no we're both wearing air pods every day yeah yeah this this shit's awesome yeah that's what they do like it takes a little bit but no but it's it it it will get to the point where we're all wearing fucking batman cameras on our eyes apart from we're watching fucking subway surfers Use Eagle Vision for me now Except it highlights Just the way to McDonald's Yeah

It will be that though Like there'll be like a trail And Google Maps will be in our eyes And stuff For Apple Maps or whatever Yeah It makes total sense And

And I'm saying this As me now It kind of makes me want to check out of like all of it you know like I don't know I'm waiting for when you can put on your Goon Vision Pro right and um

you can like go to the Mariana Trench you know yeah and it like looks real yeah and we're getting to to that point where like we've got AI

yeah that's going to cover thought we don't need thinkers anymore we don't need intelligent people we've got Boston Dynamics robots we don't need people doing stuff and now we can just goon in the the Marinarah trench

we can eat pasta in the Marinarah trench I'm genuinely I'm really concern for if hypothetically there is a way you can look at imagery that is like photorealistic in a VR space like I don't know like I if I if I'm in them in the CG elsewhere Mariana Trench and like there's a big leviathan that is coming you might die I might I don't know I might get like yeah pass out yeah your head on the coffee table and die. You might get like sensory overload or something. Yeah, yeah.

No, I mean, just playing Half-Life Alex on the old ass. Your brain is like you were in this environment. Yeah, and there's a scary... Run! Yeah. Run, run, run. But, like, you can't move and you're like slowly via walking. Yeah, you go fight

or flight. And you realize oh man. Yeah. But I mean, that we already have that have had that for a long time with video games. Horror have always got people in that state like just the connection of being slightly in control in control of something yeah like your your brain easily removes the the barrier between but what does it mean when there is no barrier to remove in the

first place like you're you are living that experience yeah like you could give yourself PTSD surely uh-huh if you're doing like the cyberpunk thing of you yeah Yeah, yeah, it's like, imagine the, the gore and stuff. Like, that's on the internet, it has been on the internet for decades. Yeah. If, if that stuff is accessible to people, like, it genuinely is, like, the cyberpunk brain dance, go around, uh, that show devs kind of explores this a little bit where the, the cracks of it is this, like, technology that's, it's like a system that's,

so advanced it can analyze all of the past to predict the future so I'm thinking like yeah what if you put the goon set on and then you could just go to

certain battles in Vietnam or something just watch it or something you know like recreations or like something computers have put together based on historical records and

yeah but then in reality that would get totally fucked because like whatever country is making it it's going to be biased towards their stuff like it's it's really scary and dangerous I think but at the same

time we're all going to be doing nothing anyway that that really feels to me like that is the direction humanity is going for like humanity is desperate for retirement we want to create this like new

life thing tune caves we just want the simulation yeah we just want to chill we want to be it's the robot rhino thing from ages ago you know I want to just like yeah do you remember that do you remember that conversation

I think it was a corncast um robot rhino yeah Horizon Zero Dawn I was I can't remember what the fuck I was on about but it's like

if you could either like work a normal job yeah right or be someone who has the technology

like a brain chip or a VR thing where you're just living as something else and then at any point you can be like I'm bored of that I'm gonna be this thing now

the San Junipero kind of the sand uh someone you know that black mirror episode with the it's like where you go to retire type thing yeah yeah um yeah i guess the question is that if you could yeah like sit in a chair and go to a perfect simulation where everything is awesome i don't think humanity could resist that and like um oh it's that terrible movie Bruce Willis movie where they do this kind of thing. No, the Spielberg one, the video game. Oh, ready player one.

Ready player one. That story touches on, especially with Fortnite as well now, the like combination of all IPs. There are elements of it that are true, but where I think where the movie gets it wrong is that people wouldn't take the headset off. like ever is that what I might

I hate that film so much but I might need to rewatch it because it's it's fading yeah I mean it's faded the second the credits were off all I remember is the shining scene just because it's shining

yeah that scene is awful they're like bouncing on ghouls or something green ghouls it's like loads of shot for shot yeah it's got a CG

it's got a CG tinge and there's like a weird deviant OC like running around it yeah yeah um Corrin 856 says hello bear boys

what do you think about the new Kanye album have you listened to it and what do you think about the fact that people are scared to speak their mind about it because they don't want to be attacked by Kanye fans farns since they've become somewhat cult-like in their following of him since his incident in 2022 Bear Bear Bear We've talked about this a little bit Off camera But

I find it very difficult to listen to I've listened to a couple of tracks off it Everyone was talking about this This one on it they were like really jerking off Like as the one And I listen to him and I just It's difficult to connect to these lyrics Like I do find the whole zeitgeist around him

like distracting in a way where it had never been he'd been like cringy he'd said like crazy stuff before but this just feels kind of different to me

um yeah especially with some of the lyrics prodding at it in ways that aren't they didn't read as like funny or clever to me they're just kind of like

you don't have a choice really you've kind of just made this mess for yourself yeah and I I don't think this this recent thing is something he can play off yeah like the the previous ones

like the the George Bush doesn't care about black people and that sort of thing was like it was controversial but not damaging you know you can take what you said and not get radicalized and yeah like worst case scenario it's

what just George Bush would get upset by it, you know, it's like one individual. Yeah. As opposed to Yeah, an entire category of people. But again, yeah, he was saying like one person is a bit shit.

Well, it's very shit. But the fact that he like platformed Bougar Nick and stuff like... Yeah. You're Kanye West. You're,

You can't just let every yes man who is in your vicinity use you like that. Like that is stupid. Yeah, it's the classic reason but not excuse. Like if it is like mental illness that is driving him to make these wild decisions, it's like, yep, there might be a reason, but it doesn't excuse this behavior in some of the, some of the things that were a direct result of, uh, what had been said and what has been put out there. Just irresponsible. And, like, the album, I'm just not really interested. Like, hate the album cover as well.

Yeah, it sucks. I've listened to a third of the album, maybe half. And I felt kind of milky on it, you know? Also, is his daughter on it? Yeah, I think she's on one song. got like a feature um yeah i don't know about that one yeah and i don't i don't really see how he can tell kim that she that his daughter can't use ticot but then get her on a canier west album you know yeah it's like you're you're kind of equally putting her in the line like here

um yeah the wires getting crossed there for sure yeah uh yeah i don't see myself running back to the album and like you said you you just can't you can't take the music at face value now especially with how like i know a lot of artists when they make their music it feels like their thing is separate the thing they're making is separate from them somehow yeah his music is so it's always been it's always been him being like ridiculously personal yeah and that's been kind of his best yeah and worse that's what made me yeah like fall in love with his stuff with Pablo um that's all like made me intrigued to begin with it's unabashedly that honesty the honest yeah the willingness to be kind of cringy but that makes it work in like a weird

He was delicate balance He used cringe to make himself less cringy Yeah It's masterful stuff Every cringe guy out there needs to take a few notes But cringe can only take you so far He has the ego to He has the ego that can power

Overpower any level of cringe Yeah He has the type of ego that can Yeah it doesn't matter what level of cringe I don't know who in their right mind could go on Alex Jones hang out with bugger Nick and do this kind of stuff and then continue to have this to not be able to look back and be like oh my god I've like really fucked up here um that's what that ego is all about baby you know yeah yeah and he's been

light off too many times uh huh but saying that if if I hear more of the album and think it's good. Yeah, I'll give it a little bit subtle if people start saying that side of the mega fans saying that it's like the best thing they've ever heard. Yeah, it's just super tricky with Kanye because part of me wants to let everything he's done go because of the understanding that he is nuts. Yeah, and I really haven't listened to him much since all of this stuff in 2020. I don't think he's really sad.

Well, yeah. But I mean, like, his old stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I kind of stopped entirely. Because it's... It's too distracting. Yeah, it's the first thing you think of. Mm-hmm.

And he was pushing it with the running for president speech and stuff. And the red cap and the wildlife matter stuff. It's like, what got it? forgotten about that even break this stuff down what does it mean um and the the way he'd worm around it was kind of like okay i guess you're trying to do an artistic statement but you're just it felt like a cop out way of doing that though because yeah it's it it felt more inflammatory for the sake of it yeah just to like be he's he's known to be um controversial yeah so he's forcing it mm-hmm it's like been part of his marketing almost yeah um so yeah it's like yeah has it gone

too far i don't know how the album's performing um yeah i have no idea because donda was pretty big but and i like donda ford it's worth yeah that was after a lot of yeah come on can you it's uh bloated but i don't mind a lot of it yeah right a couple more here Falfax says bear rabe fellas commenting this again because I'd love to hear your thoughts I work in a small cinema

at a small cinema in a rural town in Australia I think you've written in before since the Christmas holidays have just ended we're in a bit of a lull only getting about 10 or less people the session on weekdays recently my manager has been unironically talking about securing the screening rights

to a popular YouTube series for us to do a theatrical run-off in order to boost sales That series in question is none other than Skibbitty Toilet. I wish I was fucking joking. I'm terrified that this might actually occur. So my question is, do you think that this is actually possible? And if so, do you think it would do you think it would do well? I think it would be a logistical nightmare and will never happen.

But I'd love to hear you guys weigh in on this. Game onwards and upwards. No. It won't work. How could it possibly work? I feel like that would work better than for D.E. Yeah It would make more money

4DX Skibbidi integration And then I'm there day one Now you're talking Um Skibbidi toilet is exclusively Like 10 second videos

Yeah Well There are like hundreds of episodes now I think So you probably could Screen something for like an hour Or two But they're made to be watched

On your phone Yeah but these kiddies They they have no money true yeah why would they spend money like they've got their phone or ipid but fortnight makes all this money where is that coming from

their parents their parents wallets so yeah you got to like it's much easier though to steal the numbers on your parents credit card than take their credit card to a cinema I feel like yeah you gotta wait

you gotta wait 10 20 years to be screened and skibbiddy toilet when it's like nostalgic when they have jobs you know so like you ought to be doing I guess like YouTube poops

for like nostalgic millennials and early zoomers yeah if you screen some of those some of the classics then you'll be you'll be flubbing and lubbing

you know yeah you'll be loving the flogden spider man in cinemas and I'll be that day one midnight release uh penultimate one here before we wrap up

from Corrin 856, I feel like I have to congratulate Alex for keeping true to his new year's resolution of using a new chair for every cast. I think I've done it so far. Have you? Yeah, there's like been a different one. I didn't notice this whatsoever. Neither you or James noticed when I was on that like really tall kitchen. You're going to run out of chairs really soon.

Yeah, that's why I'm like taking in this while I can. You know, I still got the option, I guess, of sitting on the floor. There's one or two chairs left to exploit. I'm saying that, even just looking around this room, there's loads of items you can use. Yeah, I kind of have a dream of like, if I had a big warehouse. Just be chairs. I reckon I collect chairs, just like single chairs, you know, just have like thousands of just chairs. Different, every single chair is different design there.

Yeah. Every single one. Yeah. That's cool. I like that, but not the most realistic, unlike what we're going to end on here, which is from Dent, Denton Kramer. How has the dog name list been updating? Well, if those who don't know, don't know, I have a list on my phone of, whenever I think of a good name for a dog. a good potential name

and uh i read a bunch of them to jim and james uh and i'm pretty sure that a fair few have been updated i i kind of need to rely on your memory i guess to figure out where it got to last time like roughly okay if i assume I assume you've, I assume you've not added them like in the middle. No, no, they're like... It's the same order.

There will be a chronology to it. Yeah. Like, do you remember R5 and Z being a dog name? That's difficult because I'm aware of R5NZ, so... True. But I remember eat being there. I don't remember eat. Oh, really?

It was around... EAT. Like mealworm and omelette. remember omelette yeah mealworm chitlin it's around here yeah i'm pretty sure you would have done arfavian i probably should have checked this before but um i'm gonna go from our fivian z onwards okay what's the one above our fivian mealworm what's the one above mealworm omelet what's the one above omelet what's the one above omelet spread

spread spread do you remember spider yeah I remember spider yeah I remember gambler and bet fred yeah of course

well they're they're quite near there so we must have got that okay so we got splash we got eat but spell

E with the two dots above the E you know GAT Silent G EGat Eat It's said

Silent G Yeah Eat Does this follow any Linguistical rules You being the nationalist You are Chitlin

Mm Mmhmm Walls Like walls Woles Wals Wals That's fucking sucks

Plant Conster Dian Rea I like Diane Rea That's gotta be two separate names though That's my horse in Red Dead It's called Diane Rea Yeah

Nice Monty Island Dog ID paper paper lifer well I kind of remember saying lifer

but I can't remember what the lifeer maybe the lifer wasn't yet no I feel like somebody the Zodiac killer Zodiac Jesus I don't think you can like legally do that one

What do you remember Leifer I'm a Because I picture a You know, there's white dog, a Westie. A Westie called Lifeo is what I'm picturing. What's a Westie? You know, they're stereotypically seen with like old ladies.

They look like stiff and they're little white things. Oh, like white fluffy. Yeah. Yeah. The paint dog? No, no, that's a sheep dog. No, they're small. What?

That's not a sheep dog? Yeah, it is. The paint dog? It's a type of sheep dog, yeah. The really fluffy one? Yeah, they do like stuff. He's got, like, the hair. Yeah, yeah.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Okay. But, yeah, I do know the one, yeah. Lifer. Yeah, Leifer. You like Leifer. I like that.

I'm very fond of Leifer as a name for a Westie. Yeah. Spiker. That would have to be a brutish dog. Pinpointer. Hmm. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-T-P-T-T-T-T-Y. Stand-It would have to be a dog that always, like, stands, you know?

Like, some dogs... Isn't allowed to sit? Well, you know, like, dogs often void-stair. Yeah. Sometimes they stand while void-staring. It had to be, like, a standing void-sterer, you know? Lentel. The Zodian.

That's twice now. Big Soos. Tiny Tim Yonker. Yonker. Raspberry. Burp parentheses squared.

Burp squared. Middle name squared. Burp squared. Firepower That one's cool Fire power is pretty cool Yeah, that's kind of fire Sunscreen

40 I remember 40 Do you actually? Yeah, 40's another one You must remember some of the The burping screamer Yeah, because you must remember Pfizer Yeah

Unit 40 Yeah, 14 in unit 40 Yeah They're definitely Not new then Those were old ones Yeah That means some of those

All of those must not have been new Dude You have like 150 of them There are so many So yeah Apologies if this is going over some of them again Badge I don't remember badge

You must remember vociferous Yeah I remember vociferous Quinny Crane him, yeah Smackhead Oh Spittal Preenup

That's a good dog name Shit Bay Bay B-E B-E B B B

B Bay Be Be eyelash Yeah I remember eyelash Pimple

I don't remember pimple Rock I get rid of rock That's not the rock It's just rock But you can't hear Like if someone hears you in the park saying Rock, rock they're going to think you named your dog

After the rock Glass That's a good greyhound name Clean Tomty Nigel Womom Whom

With a bee With a bee That sucks Cress Sprout M Clutch Murderer

This is a delicate one Nunts Oh shit Oh damn Nunts Nunts Yeah Yeah that's playing with fire

God Moment Yeah, I like that Moment Moment This one has potential Nasty Nynch

Nasty Nynch As in N-N-C-H As in N-N-C-H N-T-C-H Oh T-C-H N-N-H Okay Ringlet

That's cute That works Ringlet Yeah Sciop Mm Winky Winky

Yeah Damager D-A D-M-A-J-A D-M-A-J-A Yeah Cool Inja

I-N-J-A Damager That'll be one of those like Tufers, you know I bet Fred and gambler Yeah I'm 4D in unit 40 Yeah

Dingle Slop And finally Foof Nah Not Foof You can't end on Foof any new standouts for you um i like damager i really like damager with that spelling

damager and injure it i can imagine someone who thinks they're really sick calling their dog damager spell like that you know some like wannabe grime artist damager they get an ex-o bully and call it damager Oh, dear. Or any final dog names you've got to share out there for the world or whatever? I like Max.

Rex. Billy. If you had to give Billy one of those names, what would you... Damager. I feel like it fits. Yeah, it actually does fit her. And that makes Paisley Inger. Paisley injures birds Billy

Damages Rats Yeah, rat brains Rat All organs With that said That you're silly I am Like video you're allowed to do that

Huh? I'm Damager I can do what I do I do Yeah. I think we're kind of okay. I think we're kind of okay. Ne. A-okay.

Well, uh, A-okay. Mm-hmm. What a-to? Ooh. Is that how they, like, write Sonic games? I might need to be a little fat. It's right behind me, isn't it? They just have a guy in a room just saying shit like that.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. This could be easier. I'm kinda quick. I hate Mondays. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I don't know.