JAR Media Posdact - Orange Sonic Gettin' Stoic

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 07:19 Housekeeping 16:02 Bo Bo Bo 25:36 Alex Talks Adolescence (Dark Topic Twitch) 50:27 Mid Break 53:19 Questions: Prioritise Time 1:01:54 Drake v Manboy 1:02:32 Testing our Language Skills 1:08:24 No One Made This 1:10:10 Minimum Death Walk 1:11:45 Jarlings Scary Dream 1:14:38 US vs Brit School 1:15:59 Is this real? 1:23:37 The Permanence of Tarzan

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the neural path it's dangerous paving this neural path because the more you you walk it it's like one of those those man-made you know like a type of man-made path type of thing you know what they say about that

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I just want to put it out there, you know. Yeah, yeah. It's like inventing sausages, you know. The Germans did it well. Cumberland perfected it. Couldn't have said it. Retta, Rai, Ralph. Woohoo!

Before we get too deep into the show, I hope you were able to decipher that intro. But I've got a shout with those job media Patreon's over at the Patreon They make the audio version And the show itself possible And get the raw unfiltered MP3

Over there, ad free Beautiful stuff, darling You get the patron names Read out in the first or second week of each month So get those in Got a little bit I mean we're nearly at the end of March now We get those in for April

Hopefully there's no April 4 Jaffa hours This is an ongoing J-after show. We've been covering all sorts, a whole gambit of topics, you know. We did one on Gambit from X-Men. We did one on the word Gambit. We did one on gambiting in gambling. That was false advertising.

We haven't done anything about Gambit. But what we did have is Helldivers discussion, 40 minutes. Charlene's been saying, ever since they heard it, they're getting on the game. They're putting in 40 hours already in two days. It doesn't even make sense. I love it. What else are the other good ones on there? Will the farta?

Will the farts is a highlight. A highlight. One of my personal favorites, I'm Lego... Lego Death Screams. Lego death... Death sounds. Lego death sound, like guessing game? Yeah, that was a very good one.

I didn't show you the thumbnail of it either, but it was very good. Yeah, I imagine. I trust. It was just a picture of... when you like choose characters and it'll like zoom in on just the circle yeah I had like the circle with water with just some bright yellow text in the in the bottom corner racist question mark um but after we record this episode but we're planning on doing an invincible season three is it as good as they say video

which i'm excited to talk about I don't know what you think of the last time we spoke about it you were four episodes behind and yeah well it's pretty backloaded let's say yeah nobody's gonna know until we talk about it yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and last but not least the jarmini group chat is over there on the patreon too where jarlings can have discussions and before we record I'll run on in and go howdy dody give us one of these give us more content Yes, yes. I mean, I've only got one that I plucked for this episode from Nohaj,

who seems to have gone on some kind of trip to a Harry Potter world or something like this. And they posted Digi Dobb, with a sign that says Digital Dobby. And kind of a, I'll show you over here, look. Can you see that? The 3D render of Dobby, like T-posing. I guess you can't. Sorry, it's on this screen over here. Have a little look.

The genius is over at all. Is this like an augmented reality thing or is that just on a screen? I don't know. If I could go and stand next to that, then I'm going to Harry Potter World tomorrow. Have you noticed in London now how many like weird Harry Potter shops there are everywhere? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went in one semi-reast. That's like a new thing.

Yeah, I always bought you a Dobby for Christmas. It might have been a Dobby T-shirt or something or like a life-sized Dobby. I can't quite remember. but I was like quite eager and then I saw the price tag and I was like they're charging this much for Adobe these days I'm like like 50 quid for Adobe shirt

I think it was like more really like jet it was so expensive yeah they have the same vibe as those weird like um sweet shops that have like imported American stuff and it's like what's really going on here they sell the scarves of the houses right yeah yeah and

the amount of people you see in London wearing them because I guess it's like tourists go to London and see one and like buy and wear it and take photos for Instagram and shit I mean I liked Harry Potter growing up but like can we like relax yeah we've made other things other literature yeah other movies

I mean we can kind of take credit for like Lord of the Rings right yeah straight up straight up why aren't more people wearing rings who gives the shit about Shakespeare yeah no one gives No one gives five shits about that, dude.

Old and lame. Kind of early 2000s type vibes. Um, let's do some housekeeping then. We round off some of those conversations from the previous episode. There are a few to get through here, um, like this one from Hurnsmerf, 5258. I'm 15 and I've been feeling worried about the future lately. So seeing you two lads in your mid-40s just having a laugh and not being afraid of being yourselves is so inspiring. Thank you.

I think that became a little bit of a copypaster in the last one. I think the original person said mid-30s. I just turned 31, so don't get ahead of yourselves, my friends. Wick hooked. Yeah. Although we've got like the baby genes, so like we're going to be turning 50 and then finally be like 30. Get an ID for fucking paracetam up. Yeah.

I had someone, um, they ID'd me and said, they said I had a baby face and I was a bit like should you be saying that? What's wrong with saying you got a baby face? Is it not an insult? I don't want to have a baby's face but if I have a baby face then

You don't want to be you don't want to know it Yeah Were you insulted I was kind of like I don't know you man Like inside you know where it's like Yeah yeah yeah We haven't got any established rapport.

Maybe he was trying to establish rapport with that comments, see how I take it. Maybe you were just insulted. Maybe that's valid. Maybe he was innocent. No, no. Maybe he thought you're ugly. Maybe that would have been, like, more direct. Yeah.

Oh, you're ugly, not like a baby, freak. Yeah. Ugly baby freak face. You got a baby face, but not like a cute baby, an ugly, baby. I often say it to people, though. Like, I'll say to people, I've got a baby face. Yeah, but that's coming from you, though.

Yeah. If, like, the fittest baby you've ever seen came up and was like, Oh, hello, baby face. I'd punch her. Yeah. You'd deck her. Yeah. You take her to the decking.

Because we're all 100% man around these parts. Put a pin in that, because I want to bring that up shortly. Okay. Um, but the Dinoco 19 says, immensely appreciate the deep slash existential slash real topics lately, bringing food for thought and peace of mind, just like my favorite movie, Lightyear. Damn.

That's like a journey in a sentence. Yeah, that's like you're making, making a great case and you just can undercut it in one swift, like, three words. Lightyear certainly does undercut itself, undercut. Everything. Everything it surrounds, you know. It undercut the medium of 3D animation. Yeah. Luke ZX4PI said just when I thought I was finished with the cast forever,

Alex rips the iconic trickster sneaker laugh, pure cinema. What's the pure cinema? No, that's the rumple laugh. It's not really sneaky enough. What is pure cinema again? Is it that? Yeah, hands up. Marty. Yeah. Hands up Mart.

Hands up Mart. Cece Eternal says, I've been saying or something for like three weeks now without even realizing I got it from the Yogs. You've siopped my brain, you cheeky little fellas. See, this is the power of language. Language is riss-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ranguage. What do you actually think of that laugh? Because I see you, like, dying inside. Every time I do it, and it just makes you want to do it ten times more.

I'm fine with it. Oh. Guess got to find a new laugh then, huh? I'm afraid so. I'm afraid so. That one's just cool. Yeah, that one's too cool. Moo-hoo-ha-ha-ha.

Mooh-hoo-hoo-ha-ha. Oh, yeah. I won't do that one. You won't like it. No, you won't like it. No, you won't like it. I'm doubling down on this is going to be my favorite one. Albert, Albert B says Brits talking about stinky French is the pot calling the cats all black.

Hey, fuck you. We found the Frenchman. Yeah. Frenchman found. Bring the alarm. Nah. Albert, Albert B. Yeah, he's, he comes over here wearing like a flat cap and he's like, oh.

With a cigarette in his mouth. Yeah. But what is this? Well, he's pretending to be like British. And then we can smell him from him all of it. You French fucking ass, I will get out of it. The rat under his hat controlling him. There's no rat to be found.

I think, I think, um, British, British people have like lots of things to make fun of about them. But being stinky is like low on the list. Depending on where you are. where's stinky then go on say stinky town no no say say where in england is stinky then huh no sorry britain where are the stinky people in britain a where are the stinky people in britain alex um

go on i'm going to say wilcha damn okay yeah in a shire yeah there are some stinky people people about in the stinky shire yeah but we don't smell of nice things like garlic and bread or onion or onion we smell like fucking shit countryside like genuinely the the countryside just smells of shit a little bit of shit or

like if you're a little bit too close to someone there's chlorine yeah chlorine um or there's a good sulfur there's yeah sulfur yeah um there's a good chance someone will have like some kind of like infected boil that's like gone bad yeah people with like their feet out that are like crusting yeah yeah so i guess yeah in a sense yeah um i guess the french guy kind of wins this one fuck speaking of winning do you remember bo bo bo bo bo bo bo yeah of course because this morning i woke up and it was like my first thought like struck me like lightning Yeah, Boba, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo Bo Bo. Yeah, but they called him Bo Bo Bo in the show.

Yeah. But the show is like an anime from 2000s. Jamie fact-checked this, will you, Bo Bo Bo? I remember it being on TV and finding it the funniest thing. Yeah. It was genuinely funny. Bo-Bop. It's quite hard to search for because you look like you're having an aneurysm, like, Bo, Bo, Bo.

Yeah, it's like cats out on your keyboard type. Yeah. And there's so many people, there's Park Bo Gum, Bo Derrick, Bo Burnham, Bo Hopkins. What's Bo short for? And it's just a name, B-O. Really? Bo-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. No, Bo-B-B-B-B-B-B-B.

I can't find it. It's like gone. It's a collective. I literally searched up this morning. No, I found it. I found it. Okay, 2003 to 2005, only 1,000 ratings. But the reason it was on my mind was that I...

There was this little character in it that I was obsessed with. The little flame-looking guy. No, he kind of looks like orange Sonic, that dude. He looks just like Sonic, but he's orange. Yeah. Well, he's like a bowl, right? But with like... Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at him right now. He's like, uh...

Is that the guy, your favorite guy? No. Because I remember there being like a piece of tofu Yeah, you got a good memory for this Yeah, I love it more than I remember Yeah, Bababo rocked It's so fucking weird It was one of those shows where like you really wanted to see more

But they only ever showed like three episodes So you'd catch it whenever But it was like, oh man, this is the same episode It seemed like to be kind of parodying Like Naruto type shows Where like Yeah It would start a fight and then start monologing

And then there'd be like a backstory Like flashback That's right And it would just go on Yeah yeah And nothing would ever happen There's a good clip If you search on YouTube

Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Best clip or something I'll definitely come up There aren't that many on there There's like this blue jello Dude Yeah yeah yeah Who like

He's about to start a fight And then he goes into his sad backstory And he's like He's sitting on the shelf Of like a supermarket like of the jello aisle and like no one wants to buy him yeah this is ringing a bell and like they just like they just talk in the strangest way yeah and the voice actors like in the dub are clearly having like loads of fun and just goofing about it's just incredibly strange

but there's this little character that I for a period of time maybe like a year I drew this dude like every day really yeah I loved this little guy he looks like kind of like a marshmallow. Oh, okay. He's like this, he's like this pure white little, just thing. I don't even know what he's called. I don't know his name, which is weird. Can you find him? Yeah, I'm looking

at him on the poster, but I don't know what character it is. Is there a bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-wiki? It's got to be, right? Maybe. But it has you know, like smiling friends and Ren and Stimpy and stuff like that when they do the close-ups and have the funny faces. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are so many, like, awesome, weird faces in this show.

Yeah, I remember. It's all coming back to me. All the good bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-mo memories, they're flooding back. It's got 76 episodes. I wonder if you can, like, buy this on, like, DVD or something. Definitely. Let me search Amazon Prime. Yeah. Anime parody. But, like, oh, here we go. It only has one piece of trivia. This. This series was originally based off Fist of the North Star. What's Fist of the North Star? Um, it's like a manga from the 80s. Huh.

I guess it's like a parody of that. I've never read or seen that, so, uh. People got to get on the Boba Bow, Bo, Bo Trivia, dude. What are you doing, dude? Have you found it on Amazon? Boba, Bo Bo Bo Bo, Bo, Bo. Let's see if there's a wiki. There must be.

ages came up. There's a fandom. It's like, it's split up the characters into these like categories. Rebels, minor characters, fusions. Mahurage empire members. Mahurage empire groups. Former Mahurage members. Reverse Mahurage empire members.

New Hare Kingdom members. That's right, because he's got this like really long members. got this like really long mustache and that's like where his power came from or something. I don't know how I'm going to find this character. I don't know if it's possible. There's got to be a wiki, right? You said there's a fandom. The one that looks like Sonic is called Don Patch.

He looks, he's straight up looks like how I want Sonic to look. I love this guy. oh so it's like um oh i found it he doesn't look like sonic what yeah he does he's joking okay he kind of does but when no unlike the the seaman's he looks nothing like that's the joke i'm talking about i remember him being in every episode but whatever oh that guy you know the one i'm talking about the little marshmallow yeah yeah yeah i don't know why i just woke up and i was having that marshmallow do a kind of day. He's like the little sidekick.

Yeah, I think. In the year 300x, the entire world is under the tyrannical rule of a regime called the Murahage Empire. Chrome Dome Empire in the English translation. Its ruler, Emperor Suru Lina, the 4th, Zah Baldy-Bould the 4th, has initiated the hair hunt. They're saying where his army, the hare hunters, invade settlements, shave, bald, every person they see, and leave said settlements in ruins.

Stunning against the hare hunt is Boba Bay, a bizarre but powerful rebel who fights. That's why he's, like, got the crazy hair and the big must-air. Neck is in the power. Yeah, because he's got, like, a huge blonde afro. How do they come up with his shit? Crazy motherfuckers? Bo-B-B-B-B-B-W-B-W. Wait.

Is it Gasser? No. No, that's the dude who's like, whole character is that he farts. This shit just sounds straight from my fucking brain. There it is. Den-Gaku man. I think that's who it is. Is he made of tofu? He might be, actually.

Who's the tofu guy? There was a tofu guy, right? Um, he's Jello. He's blue. He's one of the... He's one of the tofu guy. the main characters yeah okay I found him yeah it is dengaku man he's the cute he's the dibby of the series he's a completely white super deformed creature with a pointy head with a ball attached to his head he could possibly be a parody of the chow from

sonic the headshot series so like this shit is like a sonic parody really in terms of personality dengaku man is normally a happy little creature who carries around tofu he can be violent, bipolar even, but he's often portrayed as an extremely weak character with no real power. His trademark line is, we'll make him eat grilled tofu dipped in miso on a stick. Toffee. When he's first introduced not counting the brief appearances in the Pomard ring arc, he's portrayed as being lonely with little to no friends, though he gains friends, most of them ignore him. It's a bit sad. Yeah. Despite being the one who taught him friendship, Boba Bo,

goes as far as to use him as a projectile to throw him at his enemies. During a childhood, Dengaku man was raised by a mother dog living on a farm. Whether or not this is real mother was debatable. The litter included himself and six other puppies. However, due to his strange appearance, he was

rejected by his siblings and was constantly bullied. He eventually left them, only to move on to a rank in the Maharage Empire. I don't remember that. I can't remember the weird dog thing, though. Dog thing. where he's like from a litter

It's weird It's just like Visual noise in my head So colourful Man I loved it Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo Yeah And

The like ads would end And then it would like Recap what had just happened Yeah And it was As like an intentional joke Yeah And so they would just like

Do the whole thing It was just the most maddening, entertaining shit. Oh, I loved it. I loved it so much. But I'm going to need you to grab that pin and unpin the thing I said about earlier. About being men. By being men.

Being men, baby. I don't know if you know anything about this show, Adolescence. It's like a Netflix show. Everyone in the UK is talking about it right now. Is this the one about the kids? About the insult stuff. The kid who is, like, arrested.

Yeah, like a 13-year-old boy. Right, yeah. Who commits a crime. Don't worry, I won't spoil anything. I assume, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't, no. And the reason I kind of wanted to bring it up was more, like, the greater conversation.

It seems to have sparked. It's being brought up in Parliament, like Kea Stahman's talking about it. All these random people are coming out of the woodwork and talking about it. And, uh, I don't know, it's really fucked up. And I feel like it's something in, I don't know, we've been talking about, not to make it about us or whatever,

but just this idea that like, opening the Pandora's box of the internet and what that is done to people, the, like, lines that can send people down. And I was saying to you earlier when we're having lunch, like, I'm so happy that we got to have our childhood without Instagram, the way it is with, like, talk algorithms you're fine to the way they are because like yeah we had like

Facebook and there's bullying on Facebook or whatever but um like they hadn't so much less like it was less important it was just less abundant um yeah but what what's the what's the show about and what's the conversation specifically around it's about a 13 year old who commits a heinous act um and the the show's kind of exploring the why of it um it doesn't really give you uh it doesn't hammer home anything like obvious or condescending it's more like it's only four episodes um by the director of uh this really good film i saw a few years ago called boiling point um where kind of the gimmick quote unquote is that the whole thing is in shot in one shot or at least

to made look like it's one shot I can't remember if they did it for real or not but that was following Stephen Gray and one of my favorite character actors sound like this is England and stuff like that he's like a head chef and it's like following him and how like stressful and intense that like situation is

and locking the camera to him and all of this stuff is like really good and they do the same style in this show for these four episodes they're all like one shot and some incredible staging and timing and filmmaking going on but I'm kind of dancing around like each episode

because I'd like people to like watch it for themselves and see what it's like but what I will say that we'll probably clue you in into what it's about that I'm fairly sure that it's at least maybe in part based on a crime that happened in our local area

oh shit of a, I mean, there's a few of them that have happened in the past decade or so, but of, as the name suggests, adolescent violence with the focus, particularly on teenage boys. And there's like a lot of dialogue and illusions of the show of like the implications of like emojis and the manosphere is brought up by name. Tate is brought up by name. Wow, okay. and yeah it's I don't know this weird blurred line where I feel like for the last 20 years there's always this discussion of like the internet is this separate thing it doesn't really affect the real world and there's we're there was some point where the Rubicon was crossed and I feel like that it's it's like it is impacting people's behavior especially oh my god young people's minds way like it's it's like it's it's it's it's like it's it's it's it's not just impacting people's behavior it's like governing lives and it's not even yeah i say young people's minds but it's everybody's everyone who uses it

um the boomers used to make fun of it but now like they're almost the most radicalized by it yeah yeah i think i think uh that's that is genuinely true like the most radicalized are like the oldest and the youngest using these platforms yeah the two that like the most vulnerable understand it the least and yeah are the most vulnerable it's a good way of putting it um yeah it's extremely fucked up it yeah it really is um and it definitely affects men differently to women um yeah i don't know how much i could even really speak on the effects it has on women but i think just where we are like socially and culturally within the the system wink wink that that we're under the the like hyper um competitiveness of

yeah yeah yeah because that's a recurring piece of dialogue in the show is a manosphere like stat i've seen all over the internet for years or whatever like the um what is it i'm getting it mixed up the 80% of women are attracted to 20% of men or something like this the 80-20 rule um something like this just general that sort of shit and like implying that um the the the whole high value man high value women thing yeah you're you're turning people into like and it it's it is true that there is a market for human beings which is disgusting like we we socially have agreed upon that for

a pretty decent amount of time now but like the the the vernacular of these people they're happy to like to value humans again and so if you're a kid or a young a young man hearing high value man

high value woman and like in your formative years that kind of shit's going to get into your head right and then you're you feel a need to become a high value man right yeah because otherwise you're failure you're nothing yeah yeah worthless and in a world where everything is incredibly unfair and like the the likelihood of class mobility is extremely low all the cards stacked against you yeah yeah unless you're a high Valley man who's like born into some bullshit family

um you strike gold or whatever yeah yeah then i'm glad you phrase it that way because um that's part of it for me is like it's without the involvement of the internet it's a difficult period for anybody

yeah like there's going to be bully and everyone's hormonal your body's changing you have no clue what's going on like it's confusing it's vicious adding this in i don't I feel so sorry for um yeah like what we've done to like these kids i i feel sorry for them and utter disdain

and hatred for the people spreading this kind of speech like my my my main arc since like 2022 23 is the um you you know uh the the the pens mightier than the sword like fuck yeah like language like words is everything yeah the stuff people are saying in consensus that that's the most powerful shit in the world that's how we get like monsters in charge

that's how like everything is as fucked as it is and it's this giant snowball that we've just not controlled or managed whatsoever and surprise surprise shit keeps getting worse like yeah I think that's one of the things the show explores quite well, it's not really about pointing fingers as much as it's trying to explore the empathy of all these different angles and like where this comes from and it's not

trying to hand wave what this boy did. It's almost not really about that at a certain point. It's like what is actually going on. Yeah. And this is something we're, it's just like it wasn't a thing growing up like it wasn't like this it really wasn't uh where people can organize and get like ideas for manifestos and you know like if you're if you're in the worst place you've ever been and then you find a community of people who are also valuing themselves so lowly so low sorry um and then you kind of encourage each other in this downward spiral like a horrifying crimes happen.

Yeah, but plus you have these people at the top, like, just implanting these heinous, horrible, venomous ideas and feelings towards, towards other genders, towards... Yeah. Certain types of politically leaning people. Yeah, and it's... It's a unique situation, too, where... we unleashed a technology into the world where it's only a certain age group down that understands it and there's like a cutoff point of people who even can comprehend where it's coming from

and like how important it is and what it is doing to people's minds how it's like hijacking their minds and just giving you crazy thoughts or at least encouraging or sending you down these weird lines and just radicalizing because our parents watch the show and I was talking to dad about it and he was like I had no idea like this was even

like it went this deep type thing Oh right Yeah yeah yeah that doesn't surprise me Because it Hearing about it from the outside It would be like this is a fringe Like That's what you want to think

That it's like it's just online It's not really There was a period where I couldn't go a day on YouTube like looking at YouTube shorts without getting some manifestir bullshit yeah like it was a study done and I intentionally didn't engage with it and it was still

like it was so popular yeah I can't remember the name of the study now but there was a study done on like a fresh account how quickly it will get you there delivering that type of content and it was something like half an hour or something like scrolling on reels um just because of like that's kind of what i'm getting at is like we built these systems a certain way we didn't have to build them like this we didn't like the jewel at the

heart of it is like ultimate communication yeah um and like it just where we got to experience that time on the internet where it was still there to some degree the like profit motive built into it but they hadn't quite realize its power and they're like maximizing like Maximize. Oh, that's how brains work. Like, we can abuse this, basically. Yeah. We can abuse. We can build it to abuse dopamine releases and just deliver you whatever makes you the most emotional. So you get engagement from it.

Which is just like, it's disgusting. Like, you wouldn't, it's like giving hard drugs to, like, children. It's like radicalizing me in the opposite way, I feel like. Because I've had, like, these feelings about social media for a while, obviously. like um being on it and like understanding it to a certain degree for so long it is kind of like yeah this is this is really fucked up what we have done what we have unleashed and like without even like thinking about the consequences and it's all these like millionaire tech bros who have like we've just let this happen and we've like built all

of society around it now so like what the fuck do you do at this point like yeah now they already have all the control um and they We see they have political power now Yeah Significant This is it This is like I mean

I feel marginally Radicalized If that Isn't a total oxymoron Um Just a little bit radical Yeah I'm a little rad

Yeah I'm like 20% radicalised But no Definitely more than that Um The The system that we are within

has rewarded these people for their behavior you know and not not just at the manosphere level I'm talking at like the the top of social media like I'm talking about the the billionaires um you're Elon Musk's and Zucks and um Bezos and whatever um they they've been rewarded

for being worse yeah we've made a system because it is like made this isn't how it has to be yeah it's not an organic thing that's just no popped up nowhere it's not human nature because a big part of of manosphere talking points are like oh this is what caveman do biological essentialism yeah it's fucking bullshit you can justify a lot of bad shit you can you can justify anything that way yeah it's like you can you can genuinely justify the worst shit by being like

well a caveman probably did it it's like okay um and it's just we've we've created this system and we need to change it um

and it doesn't it doesn't have to be this way I think that's that's the because it wasn't this way for hundreds of thousands of fucking years and then suddenly it becomes this way and everyone's like well

it's just always been this way now you can do about it uh-huh we like do something about it because at least like i said we got the luxurious childhood where we didn't really have that down our throats it's not something our parents had to think about when we're in school like oh when are we going to give them a phone so they have access to goal videos on instagram you know uh-huh um i guess we got a fair share with it on the the opening days of the internet but it's just different it was different but like a 13-year-old's not equipped to understand

The complexities of like... I'm not equipped. Oh, yeah. I'm like 27 years old. I'm not equipped for... They don't understand the way these algorithms are built. The parents don't understand the way the algorithms are built. No, you are on the money with the hard drugs thing.

It's like, would you give Coke to a child? Uh-huh. Yeah, and it's like all these things, like, beauty filters. and the facts that are being talked about. You just don't have the capability to sort through this stuff. And I do concern about, I'm concerned about, like, we have, like, cousins who are teenagers, like, 15. And it's like, what do their algorithms look like?

Yeah. Because I don't. Yeah, what have they seen? Yeah. And what is that, like, making them believe? And what worldviews? that like giving them um i don't know this is like really dark and heavy but it's like on my mind and this show is really sparking a conversation in a way that i think is actually quite

good um and needs to be done more as well art is like four like less yeah no it's it's cool to hear especially from netflix the fucking biggest dog shit piece of i know like and to be fair they did last year with baby reindeer do a similar thing um which also kind of so one good a year. Pay fucking 30 pounds a month for one good show a year. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck Netflix. Like it's all like

true crime shit like enjoying the kind of misery that this show is trying to explore and you know, get at. I think it is really sad. And it's like, yeah, so I'm addicted to it. I'm addicted to the scroll. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm not equipped for this.

I wish I could delete YouTube shorts. because I feel like watching a half hour long Mario Cup video is good for my brain but when I'm watching like 10 second clips of men dunking on on like random women from the streets then like I want to explode yeah I don't know man I think that's where you got to start is like you just have to get rid of that shorts format you have to it's yeah it's should be banned it's a net negative for the world like Instagram Reels, YouTube shorts.

Yeah, because, like, there's nothing stopping you from making a short video. Like, on the original YouTube format. There are plenty of them. So you don't, like, lose anything by not having shorts. It just doesn't need to be siphoned into your eye holes that fast. Mm-hmm. You know, it's...

It's too much. And it's just the acceleration since, like, TikTok, talk first became a thing. Yeah. And how quick, like... We, we, like, speed ran this, like, new influencer, turned into international criminal, arrested twice, and then saved by the president of the US.

Like, what the fuck? It's so beyond parity. It's, like, good luck to the South Park dudes, like, trying to make any new season. I mean, they struggled last for the last 10 years, because things have just gotten so absurd and like just beyond parody and cartoonish

and it just seems like so obviously a bad idea but like if it's good for the money then it's it makes shit loads of money it's like that's that's all that matters you know

I don't know man it's like where does where does this go If like in just like a fraction of our lifetimes, this, this has like happened. Like, musically was like a failure. Yeah. And then that tech was like turned into TikTok. And now we're here and it's just like ingrained in businesses and it's like essential for marketing and every single shop and store will have a presence on there and they use it for memes and it's like ingrained in politics now.

politicians going from being anti it to now being pro it because they realize how much of a political tool it can be weaponized as. That's kind of the scariest aspect of it because like back in 2016 Trump was like

let's get rid of this TikTok nonsense and it's kind of like China, maybe naughty China yeah yeah but kind of double you Trump like fair roll around to 2025 and Trump's like

actually let's like let's keep it and use it along with Twitter and Facebook and all social medias so we can control the whole media landscape I don't know if that's

like coming across as conspiracy-ish but it's kind of the case I mean yeah all media landscapes are owned by these billionaires who are budding up to the president of the US if you're not if that is like scai yeah you should be terrified bro Yeah, they control all of it.

Yeah. You know, these are like the most powerful people on the world, and they're choosing what gets fed into your eye holes. I mean, it is people being, like, murdered. You think it's a coincidence that, like, the first thing billionaires want to do is buy media companies. When you amass that amount of wealth, I'm just doing it for a side gig.

I just want to keep the free landscape of ideas to be... The marketplace of ideas. The marketplace of ideas, yeah. The marketplace of ideas, it's got to be a neoliberal fucking, what's a libertarian paradise, you know? We've got to be free to say what we want, unless you say something against the billionaires. Yeah, the ultra class.

And that's kind of like how I feel about the internet. It feels like, it feels like building a building without any regulations. Yeah. you know and how foolish that would be to do and like you well i mean we've seen what happens when you do that um and what can go wrong and the kind of damage that can do um i don't know man it's getting too political over you i don't think we brought up Elon Musk actually i think i named you did you did name drop him should we just talk about him for a little bit i'd be just to piss off that one guy he clocked out of

ages ago maybe I don't know maybe we should do a job after hours in the coming weeks of just like just get out of our system like a fuck Elon Musk's like fuck that guy yeah I don't know fuck that guy

I know I know like people listen to the cast to not hear about this stuff sometimes and turn their brains off I know it's important like whatever voice I may have I feel like there's kind of a necessity

to to make it known that A, like, I'm not cool with anyone being cool with these people. Yeah. Like, if you're pro Elon Musk, I don't want you in this space. If you're pro

like any of that shit, I don't want you here. Yeah, you want to be able to look back in 50 years from techno hell and be like, at least I spoke out against it on my podcast. Peep out under my VR goggles that are like, lead to my eyes.

We're going to have to become Boebo, Rebels. Yeah. Yeah. I can't grow a mustache or an afro. That's fine. Okay.

Elon Musk is going to be seeking I'm not even going to say that. Yeah, so I guess watch adolescence. I feel very sorry for anybody going through adolescence right now. Yeah, it's so tumultuous, um, and unpredictable and all the cards are stacked against you. But keep that chin up and try and get off reels or, uh, I, I feel like if, if enough of us just hold the right opinion, um, then there is a way out, you know, that's my thing is, like, I, I feel so many to organize, like, literal riots in the streets to, like, try and,

do something about this mess as far as like social media integration with our lives but I don't know everyone's kind of like numbed and apathetic to it's got to start way up

at the tippy top the dibby-de-dab of the iceberg nothing's going to change if they don't want it to you know they hold the cards but there are so few of them Exactly Me

Guess we see off to these messages Yeah Um Hello This is me Argi Why you do realize That there are Mibo shirts

Available, right? Take a look at the really cute Shirts Look in the description or Under the video for more Yeah You know

This shit makes me feel? A bit nauseous? I feel like Dom from Giz-O-Doo. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do, man. Come on, Maria. Tell me what to do. Dom. Dom, no. Yeah. Um, I guess welcome to the second off of the cast. Try to pick up the funny bunnies. We'll see how funny funny. If you wanted to be funny, don't bring up Don, man. I'm fucking crying over it. What's that line? It's actually so good.

That fuck me. I like, that was good and like this crazy drop in that game. But in three. I'm thinking of three. I'm thinking of three right now. Yeah. Now, Gives War III Dom's death, bro. Yeah, that's what.

talking about that you know I've never played past that point really yeah I just stopped playing when he says never thought it in like this homery yeah yeah Dom it's the way it's the way fucking his voice like breaks

yeah the way benders fucking belts it out like he was feeling that shit yeah it's so earnest yeah it's genuine as fucking it's real and like you're right there with him you're like nah don't can't if dumb i mean it speaks for itself like dom was my guy

don't always been my guy when dumb dies i'm like all right i'm done i don't need to like my story's over my story ended there i was like okay it just it just speaks to some kind of truth about humanity dom yeah i don't know what it is he was real a f everyone loves dom yeah man I'm so hype with the new Giz Yeah

You could see them one last time Yeah Yeah I watch That Giz Wars 3 scene Multiple times Every year probably Mm-hmm

Yeah I find myself Every now and again Just like Dropping in on it Mm-hmm Just feel something I think

Um If you got this far into this episode Comment Nogit biscuit Nugget and a biscuit. No, no, no. I don't. Yeah.

I guess this is the question segment where you can head over to the suggestion thread over on the job, Eaddea subreddit. Just like rated DG-13 did. How do you prioritize your time? Do you even? I'm like a sniffer dog. What I hear is where I go. I mean, what I sniffers where I go. I'm like a sniper dog

What I hear is where I go Hell yeah Um I'm How do you prioritise your time Um I block it out you know Like a schedule A schedule

So in the current climate Of being a human Average person right You get On average per day Two hours one hour accounting for laundry

you get about one hour a day so you're going to want to dedicate most of that to sleep a little bit of sleep the rest to whichever battle purse you're into and stretching I guess that's not a must Stretching's lame.

Pounding big, big heavy things up and down is what you want to be doing. Why is stretching lame? You're in the man who's fear right now? It's just cringy. Yeah, that's probably why I like it so much. Yeah, it's too... All I do is stretch. I don't give a shit about anything.

I just stretch. You like the flexy guy? I mean, like the flexi guy's badass. That's what I mean? You stretch enough and you're going to go there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's cool. But it's like...

What I mean is that it to me it feels lame. I don't like doing it whereas I like it feels lame Yeah, I don't like it. What? I don't like stretching. I barely stretch like after I'm gonna lift weights. I know it is, but like I'll lift weights and stuff and be like Oh your sound like. I sound like goofy right now. I've I've already spent 45 minutes sleeping. I got 50 minutes of my allocated hour of my free hour every day, I've got 15 minutes to work out. Am I going to spend one minute of that stretching? No, I don't have time. I need to spend five minutes between each set of exercises so I can maximum get two and a half exercises in.

We need some technology. We need the Silicon Valley to come up with other way so you can work in your dreams. I'm dreamworking. I'm dreamworks. It's like Madagascar character's helping you out. Well, come and dream work. Said the famous Madagascar character.

No, the less time I have, the more I love dreams. Yeah. When I was really ill, I drank night nurse a couple of times. Oh, hell is that bird. I don't know if it's been picked up in the mic in the background, but there's like, it's like a zoo out there. There's an owl, like really loudly, whoo-woo! Like there's something on the lane going like What the fuck was that?

Like a parrot? Man They totally threw me off What was I saying? Oh yeah When I was really ill I was drinking night nurse Like a quarter dose

Of what you're supposed to have Explain what night nurse is It's like a knockout Cough medicine I guess I don't think it's like The American stuff That's like actual crazy

but it it makes you sleepy and I discovered it gave me weird dreams yeah certain things do affect your dreams like melatonin gives me quite weird dreams sometimes but not like weird bad weird good like really good yeah yeah like I was like the king

like when you wake up you go oh yeah yeah I woke up and I was like I used to rule the world but then like when I was all better I'd open the cabinet thing before brushing my teeth

and I'd look at the night nurse and just think you know I could it was like an inception where they're like addicted to the dream realm I was like starting to get addicted to the dream realm and I was like no I got to stop so I guess when it comes to allocating time if you got loads of time dream realm

get in there and stay in there and stay saying there as much as possible. I had crazy dream last night. Yeah. You know the new Snow White movie? Yeah. I can't remember the actor's name who's playing Snow White.

There was some woman in my dream sat in like a restaurant who looked exactly like her. And she was like, hey baby, come sit down. And then of course I sit down next to her. And she's like being really flirty with me.

And then someone else who I don't know comes up and is like pissed at me for doing this. And then I'm like, I got to go to the toilet. Like I just need to take a breather. So I get up and start walking and then I pat my pocket and my phone is gone. Oh shit. Snow White robbed you. And then I turn around and like these two girls are like scrolling through my phone laughing and like pointing. I'm like, what the fuck?

What have I done to deserve this? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Then I go and snatch my phone back and, like, walk away. Were they watching? Yeah. And one of them, like, follows me. And then I, like, turn around and start shouting.

Why'd you do this, Dobby? Why'd you do that to me? Yeah. But as I start, turn around and start shouting, this, like, giant person. Do you know Machine Gun Kelly? Yeah. Like, imagine Machine Gun Kelly,

but he's stretched to about eight foot tall. Oh, geez. And so, like, it's like, so I've been, like, shouting at him. He's like, he's right behind me, isn't he? And he's like, what are you talking to me? And I'm like, no, I'm shouting at a woman. And then he goes,

You are shouting at a woman. And then he pushes me down. He pushes me down and gets aggressive. Yeah. Oh. Man. And then I wake up. Horrible dream.

That's a cracker. That's like, it was actually quite fun because it's like, what's going to happen next? Yeah, yeah, exactly. What comedy of errors is going to like, man there's we're gonna have like a weekly dream section yeah i just been having particular like weird dreams like but i've noticed the weird thing where like i'll have a bunch of weird

dreams and sleep weird and then i'll talk to like people at work and they'll be like yeah i slept weird last night i feel whack today and i'm like yeah me too and it seems like everyone is on these like someone in the air yeah or like we're all kind of just part of the same thing man like The same kind of neural network I've seen it, dude I've fucking seen the roots, dude. I've seen the roots, man. They connect us all, dude.

Yeah, I don't know, but this one was weird because sometimes you can wake up from a dream like that and be like, oh, I'm like tired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But today, I had that dream last night. Oh, right. woke up and was like, howdy mama? I'm in a great mood. Let's go.

Let's actually go. Let's do this. Let's find this guy. Let's find machine gun Kelly and let's teach him a lesson. 8 point machine gun Kelly. So I hope that explained how we prioritise our time. It did circle it back a couple. Mother effing grommet says,

what do you think about Drake expressing his admiration for the rumple rap beat and negotiating to purchase it for 33 British pound sterling? only for man man boy boy man to suddenly use the song for themselves mockingly incorporating lyrics such as pimple pump and tiny stump do you think this was a playful move or does it cross the line

in terms of respect and artistic ownership how do you interpret the whole situation was it a clash of creative intentions or just a light-hearted jab at drake I refuse Dr. Aniarism says this Do any of the bros know Any other languages? If not, how much of a different language Do you know, Bebe?

I speak French pretty good. A B, C, D, O FG, G, L, M, O P Q, S, O, T, U, W, X, Y, Z. That's impressive. Say, take me to the Bibliuteu Tech. Do you see how many homo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's still genuinely impressive Oh man

I speak a little bit of Spanish Yeah Ask me to say potato chips Hey yo, what's a potato chip? Potatas fritas Nice genuine 100% genuine Potatois Fritos

I will take one of them Potatoes Fritos please Oh dear Yeah The only other language I speak is the language of music Baby I speak the language of love Which is French

I love you I'm like Waluigi Wallawege is French, right? He reads French. He's like, he's got French vibes. He reads French, but Waluigi, sorry, Wario. He doesn't read French. No, Warrior is just fat.

Warrior's American. I think he actually is. I think, like, in the law, he's... Really? Yeah, I think so. Wait, hold up. Wario Mario Law. It's in the law.

Right. The Super Mario Wiki. Yeah, nationality. Find it. Species human. Mm-hmm. First appearance, Super Mario Land 2. Six Golden Coins, 1992.

Latest appearance. Oh, an ad popped up and blocked it. Super Mario Party Jamboree. Wario is a recurring character in the Super Mario franchise. Designed to be an arch rival to Mario. He's a muscle. hot-tempered, obese, and greedy character, usually playing the role of an anti-hero or an antagonist. He's also gone on to become the protagonist of his own self-name franchise, the Wario franchise.

Blah, blah, blah. His name is a combination of Mario's name and the Japanese word, Wario, meaning bad. I never need that. Mario. Motherfucker. I just want to punch him. He's got, he's actually got pretty big arms, actually. Yeah, he's hen. Yeah, he's actually, he really, he really reminds me of Danny DeVito, like, a young Danny DeVito who got on, like, the Manosphere, TRT, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He went on the Joe Rogan podcast and only eats, uh, elk. Yeah. That Joe has murdered. He, uh, aren't, they mentioned an Italian accent, though. Warriors defining traits are his yellow cap and purple overalls, larger build, and remarkable strength. Simple-mindedness, gruff Italian accent, rude, reckless and greedy personality, zigzag muster. as well as other bizarre physical features.

Insatiable appetite for garlic and rivalry with Maria. He's fat and he farts. He's American. He's fat and farts. Is he, is he Italian-American? Is that what they're getting at? Maybe. But like, I have an insatiable appetite for garlic.

Yeah, but you're just a poser. And I fat and I fart. I'm getting fat and I fart. so yes we do know other languages that's a damn sure he speaks English Wario is that there's no English

no peach she she's not she's American yeah there ain't no Brits in Mario land Isn't the the like weird rabbit guys from the latest one There's like a cockney one right

Rabbit guys Oh fucking wank you off red The like rabbit guy What rabbit? The Penguins. What's it called? Mario, the latest one. Odyssey.

Remember the bosses? That was... That was 25 years ago. Huh? The bosses? Wait, Mario Odyssey rabbit. Yeah, the bosses. They're rabbits, right?

One's got like the big hat? Oh, the broodels. Yeah, the braddles. Oh, they're scaring me, man. Yeah, they're creepy as fuck. And they're British. me. They are the most British things I've ever seen. Yeah, that's what I'm like.

Especially the old lady one. They look like royalty. They keep peeking the mic with the screaming. What happens are the turtles? Where are the turts? What turts? Like Bowser and Bowser Jr. and all the turts. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It was weird angle.

Weird angle they went with that one. But I'm cool with it. I really like Mario Odyssey. I like it except for these rabbits. They free me out. Yeah, the British rabbits are freaky as fuck. The English royal family rabbits. Fucking hell Mario, brothers.

Prince William. Go to fuck out of it. Efficient Employee 66 says, Alex seems to get all the credit for his funny little phrases and expressions, but I'm pretty sure Jim was the one who started calling things fire. I didn't realize this wasn't a thing normal people did until one day a friend asked why I kept calling everything fire. If I'm wrong and Alex was the first one to start doing this, I apologize and Jim really needs up his game. What are you talking about, bro?

I didn't fucking invent that. No, neither of us did. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I thought it was like, like, 90s, like skater. The thing that made me start using it was the guy. what was that guy do you remember that's so fire oh yeah yeah him he sold it yeah yeah i want to know when it's from it's the one-two buckle my shoe guy right oh yeah one two buckle my shoe oh yeah apparently the use of the word has been around since at least the 90s but i didn't think i ever heard it until maybe five to eight years

years ago this is a post from five years ago it seems like something that is like come back yeah yeah because like 90s shit is kind of in again the 20 year cycle thing yeah I guess we're we're like into the noughties now yeah straight up have the 90s no's no's the noughts yeah we're like 2005 we're back there oh god mm-hmm Get your GameCube out. Was GameCube out by that? I can't remember. I didn't know.

I never had one, to be fair, in those tiny little discs. I never had a GameCube. I thought this was kind of interesting from Ginga Loidic. What is the minimum distance you would rather die than walk? Three miles. You'd rather die than walk three miles? In my head. Hmm

I don't know I'm No I'm gonna switch my answer Can I switch my answer Only there's once Okay Infinite You kind of stole my answer

I feel like If given the means I could just like Forest Gunn't walk You know Yeah Just like no Bye bye

Like go no Nomad maid Like Sam Porter Bridge is it? Yeah. Right, I'm off, guys. See you later. I got packages to deliver, baby.

What about when it gets to the water, though? Do you swim? That is one advantage you have in America, the land mass, of course. Yeah, because it wouldn't be that interesting. I don't know, just walk to, like, France. Yeah, just walk to France. Yeah, just walk through the tunnel. And then eat some garlic to fuel you.

And then just like walk east until you're killed So I guess that is the answer Okay East That's your answer Oh this is weird Joey Joe's star has an anecdote relating to dreams Speaking of

Jar Jar Jar Bears Dreams With all of the talk of dreams in the last couple casts, I thought I'd share a weird dream I had. I was in the audience for Cats Does Countdown, and I was in a chair where I could see just behind Jimmy Carr's desk, and he had an obscene number of pancakes. Like so many, it was overflowing. He noticed that I saw his dark secret, and he stood up and started screaming at me, like I'd just killed his family in front of him. Soon the rest of the audience joined in, and I wanted to leave. before I left I realized I needed to take a shit

so I went to the toilet and all the toilets run the walls like urinals for some reason and as I was taking a shit two members of the audience came in and beat the shit at me when I decided to leave Jimmy Carr was there with the gun and told me to do 38 push-ups or he'd fucking kill me the thing is back when I had this dream I could do 38 push-ups

but since I've been transitioning almost three years now I've lost a lot of muscle mass and can't anymore now I live in constant fear that Jimmy Carr will realize this and hunt me down and kill me. Sorry if this was a bit long. Love the cast and bear on, hugs and kisses. Quite a journey there.

Yeah. I mean, uh... I love that. I love that dream. I hate Jimmy Carr, though. He's a glazer. Who is he glaze? Joe.

Joe Rogan? Yep. I saw it. I saw it. There's the truth. Jimmy Carr went on Joe Rogan. He did, yeah. But then also...

He compliment Joe Rogan's wicked comedy. wickedly talented Joe Rogan comedy he was doing like stand up and people in the audience were like Joe Rogan's a fucking stupid idiot and he's like actually Joe Rogan's really clever

he's got more money than you oh oh oh oh oh oh the audience is like fuck Joe legend but yeah so knowing that it makes the dream scarier

I'm sorry I'm sorry this this happened to you Um Yeah When the When the The dream work

Become becomes reality Well that's the thing You know when dreams When you wake up And you're like Fuck Am I in the dream world Or the real world

Well kind of I don't know anymore Yeah It's like Like you'll dream That you ate All of your snacks Right

And then you'll wake up And you're like Fuck sake I was so excited For those snacks And I've eaten them all All of Jimmy Cars pancakes

Yeah Yeah, you dream that Jimmy Carr ate all his pancakes and then you turn on countdown and suddenly he's still eating the pancakes. You know, there's still stuff to look forward to, in a sense. There's still stuff to look forward to like these three left to round off this episode, right? One, two, three. Count them. You better count them. Number one. Random Minion, NextD says this. How British people feel about American college is how Americans feel about British secondary school.

Why? No, they don't. They don't even know what secondary school is. They have no idea. They have no clue. It's, it's, it's just a, what's, uh, hunger games? Yeah. That's British school.

Catnus Ebrideon. I'm gonna make a fucking cake on my face. I'm blending in. I bake cake. I can blend in. I love that. that scene. It's really good. That's hilarious.

In that YouTube video of that guy that's like, I blended in like Hunger Games, and then I send the real S-A-S after me. Like that kind of shit. Is it that British guy who just does like the crazy? He became the richest man in the world for like two seconds. I don't think it was British. I think it was American.

Oh, okay. I don't think it was the S-A-S. Maybe the FBI. I don't know. I don't know all these acronyms. I don't know what any acronym means. FBI means federal bureau of investigation. CIA means crispy, intimate action.

I'll have a touch of CIA, please. Alistair Woods says, hey boys, been listening for the past year or so and it's been making my work days a lot more tolerable. Got a bit of a lengthy one for you, but try and stay with me. This one's a doozy. And this is one of those where it's like,

could be real. Also could be fake. I want to get your opinion on that once I read it. A few months ago, we had a supervisor quit at work, so we had to hire one immediately to fill the position. We had three interviews lined up, but only one bothered to show up. She was a bigger lady who seemed nice enough. She was very chatty to a degree where you could be trying to get a word in

for over 10 minutes, and she just won't stop talking. It didn't help that she was extremely obnoxious and smelled like spoiled milk, wet dogs and piss. It got so bad that we had to call a staff meeting about it, and everyone seemed to get the point. Except for her. Instead of showering, she'd cover herself in expensive perfumes and body creams. I thought that might have been the worst of it. But then when we were the only people closing the store one night, she shit her pants not once but twice.

If a customer needed a supervisor, I would have to tell them that my boss had gone through her second pair of pants that day, and might be a while. Keep in mind, she was also screaming, I'm going to shit my pants, as she ran past customers each time I saw her do it. I had another supervisor drive me to a dentist appointment two days later and she told me this woman had shit her pants another two times, this time just once per day. Before she ended up getting fired, she had called into work over 20 times in the three-month trial period and everyone started appreciating each other a little more. Even the employees that slack off a bit too much because at least they're not constantly shitting themselves and smelling like they've lived in the sewer, despite being the richest

employee on the staff anyway my question is if you ever had an outright disgusting or annoying co-worker if so did they last um do you believe it no nobody poised themselves that much if it was one time then okay i was kind of with it until we they said about the she goes around screaming i'm going to shit my pants yeah and the multiple times thing that was just insane like there's a small chance yeah what if they like work at like Taco Bell

okay yeah then then it's almost definitely true I once had one of those meetings and it's horrible like where all the staff are there and the manager's like right I just want to

to say that people be stinking where deodorant. Uh-huh. So I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but, like, I was like, shit, what if it's me? And I just don't, what if I'm the stick? Uh-huh. They got to keep it broad, you know?

Yeah, yeah. Can't be pointing fingers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People feel bad and being stinky. Yeah. And then you're going to, like, sue because you're stinky. Um, maybe I was the stinky guy, you know? And they said, I smelled like shit.

When I smelled like shit. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like there's, it's delicate. It's tricky. You can't tell someone this. What if they've lived their whole life and just didn't have the family, like, to get them to that point, you know? Where, like, hygiene was, like, something valued or, like, discussed.

Because I remember, like, when I became a teenager and started, like, getting stinky. Mm-hmm. Our mom was just, like, you stink. Like, you got to, like, wash your shit and, like, wear deodorant. Mm-hmm. And so, okay. And then just, it hasn't been a problem since then. Well, as far as you're aware, see, this is my fear.

is that what if I'm a stinky guy, you know? Maybe. Some people are unfortunate with, like, their genetics, I guess. Yeah, but I mean, like, what if I'm a stinky guy? You just stink of shit. Just think of, like, stink. You know, like a... Stank.

Yeah, just stanky. I don't know. It's like an unfounded fear, you know? Especially when it's like, it's like customer facing, too. They're saying it's a store. Yeah, you couldn't keep a job if you shit yourself like two times a day, multiple times. I'm gonna be real, like, that doesn't happen. But also like, let's say, hypothetically, it's real.

And she's in a trial period, like, how do you deal with that? What do you do about that? Get rid. What you just say? What do you have to? What does the manager say? Like, you smell. You smell like poo because you keep doing yourself daily.

Yeah. And like, you're running around saying that. as a bomb-bombing. You can, like, exaggerate customer stuff and just die. The customers hate you because you smell of shit all the time because you keep shitting yourself

is what the manager needs to say. I don't think I've ever really worked with people that stinky day. To answer the question. Which is why I think I might have been the stinky person. I don't remember ever noticing that someone else was stinky.

Right, right. you know yeah i remember a yeah a few stinkers you know i remember that and i don't know because i was never interested in like managing people or anything but that was one of the like questions they were like if you were a line manager how would you approach the conundrum if if someone is stinky and you have to be the one to address that situation um I can't remember what I said. You fucking reek, bro. Ever heard of deodorant, boy?

I mean... I've done, like, YouTube for a decade, so outright disgusting and annoying co-workers is like, I got those minions I could pull from. It's like endless. There are more than, like, impossible to keep up with. I'm racking my brain trying to think of stink. Because annoying's one thing, but I remember this dude who, like,

just constantly going on about, like, stinky, having sex with, like, really fat people and, like, talking about, like, there's a certain stench, and it's, like, why are you saying this? Yeah. Are you trying to, like, gross me out? You're trying to, like, impress me? I don't really get like

I don't know what you're talking about bro yeah it's incredible how some people are so incapable of like reading we just don't care they like it almost maybe they like it they like making people uncomfortable

yeah maybe they win that conversation yeah they walk away like all the thoughts of my head are like that guy's fucking weird and creepy and disgusting but in his head he's like yeah yeah I

he didn't even know what to say yeah yeah I don't know bro did they last huh if so did they last well I was the stinky person so yes

fuck I'm never letting go Right Final one then Send us away for this episode From John Lennon Skibody On the dual topic of Tarzan and Salacious Substances I actually did weirdly spend

A few evenings last month Microdosing Terry's chocolate orange brownies And watching Tarzan Tarzan 2 And the critically acclaimed Straight to DVD Tarzan and Jane

Somehow the movies are even better Didn't she I don't didn't sheed didn't shed a tear just so random apostrophe in it but I knew

Phil Collins wanted me too yeah are you microdosing donuts chocolate orange brownies yeah what do you mean microdosing yeah macrodose those they're a macrodose nutrient

BS you fool I think the Tarzan soundtrack could be legitimately within the top five albums of all time. Make it top three. Oh, yeah.

Son of man. Don't know what? I had my idea for Jafter hours if you hadn't caught up on Invincible was for us to watch the Phil Collins Super Bowl

that he did wait before Yeah, that's an awesome idea So put that in my back pocket for later

Okay, okay Shiamy Zotori But that album is fucking crazy God damn God damn Cracker of a movie

as well Gorillas Um Full stop No not full stop because um what's his name brian blessed or something oh my god is that his name yeah Brian blessed

British icon he's a yeah shout out to um the big knights Brian blessed it's a pepper pig prequel yeah same art star I don't that's the thing I would have been I would have been down for pepper pig if Papa Pig was played by Brian

Blessed true I would have been watching that on the reg Mm-hmm. Guaranteed. Did you see that Pepper Pigs expecting? Well, not, that would be weird. Pepper Pigs' mum is expecting. Oh, damn. Yeah.

My heart dropped. Yeah. Sorry. Okay, Papa Pig getting some. Holy shit. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, Brian Blessed, he kills it.

He murders it, yeah. He tears it up, you know? Like a Papa pig. Yeah. Yeah. I love gorillas, man. Yeah, I love gorillas, too. Yeah, I don't love gorillas as much as Tarzan does, though.

He'd be... do you think he tried it I think he did he would have he's only human he got like gorilla in him he's just copying what he's raised by you know

he thinks he is one of them he's like why do I look so different he's like the emo kid of the gorillas man if you want like a fucking unhinged Tarzan film. Oh my God.

The, uh, speaking to Harry Potter, the guy directed most of those Harry Potter movies, the weird like Sam Jackson Tarzan film from like 2016 or something. Is that the... It's crazy.

It's like the craziest shit I've ever seen. No, the crazy one to me is the like 3D animation. Oh my God, yeah, that is what... There's a lot of like weird Tarzan. There's lots of Tarzan. Yeah, there's hella Tarzan. It's called like Tarzan origins

Oh there's so many Tarzan's It's such a weird character to like just live on The Legend of Tarzan Which one? 2016 No David Yates Alexander Scarsca oh yeah I forgot about that one

Yeah that shit lives in my mind At all times But like there's like real money and like yeah Alexander Scarsgard is Tarzan Is he

Alexander Scarsgaard Is he? Yeah Yeah Yeah Okay And like Christoph Waltz

Smugga Robbie Sam Jackson Yeah They all like money It's like the biggest piece of shit Ever Oh my god

It's so fucking bad It's crazy It's crazy how fucking bad Is Okay that movie And Craven Which one wins As far as

Which is funnier Which would you want to watch Like right now? Legend of Tarzan is funnier Really? Yeah, because there's like Imagine 2016 CG

Like Tarzan swinging around And they're like trying to make it cool And it's so like unbelievably lame It makes it much funnier You know 180 million dollar budget That actually sounds quite fun For a live action

Tarzan movie yeah I saw that in Portugal randomly And when I was like in the hotel hotel at like you know when you got like a really early flight and you don't really want to sleep yeah yeah yeah and there was like it was just like jimmy fowen and shit like on the hotel television it was like no i'm watching legend of taza yeah yeah that was that was wild that was fucking wild i thought you were going to say you went to the cinema in portugal to to watch a 2016 live action tazan film it's like a film festival

yeah although i would do that Well, I think we're done here, brother. Another week, another week, because I shit myself again. What's the date today? The 21st, we're recording this? No, what's the, like, date in universe? What's the date of the universe? No, in universe.

Oh, that's fucking bullshit. The 24th. in universe the fuck you're talking about in universe this comes out Monday oh right Monday right in the main timeline

yeah not the jar line what does your what does your what does your um doctor doom uh alternate universe version of yourself say

uh don't know Yeah.