JAR Media Posdact - Orangurilla - JARCast Episode 293

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:11 Housekeeping 07:14 Gorilla Day 11:54 Alex's Holiday 19:00 GTA 6 Leaks, James Still Loses the Bet 34:01 Mid Break 34:16 Reddit Questions 34:58 Old JAR Revival 36:58 Infinity Strash 43:51 Dibby Fight Back 45:19 Drinking 49:41 Too Emotionally Exhausted to Record 51:51 Acid Rain 52:17 Run ins with Zoomers 57:16 Swindon Sewage Treatment Works is Utterly Breathtaking 58:18 One of the Three Existing Final Fantasy 13 Fans Writes in 1:01:39 Showing JAR To Father PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Jarkast, episode 293. I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim and James. Like normal. Good afternoon, morning, if you're all night, ladies gentlemen. Welcome to this episode of the Jiam Bidja podcast. My name is James. I am your host.

This is episode 293. I'm joined by Alex and Jamie. Why did you do that? Who's your favourite chaser from the chase? The toy to Jaze at X100 Chaser. Who's the woman one? You know? What's her name?

I thought you were the chaser expert. Before we get too deep into this chase, let me shout out the Jarmudia chase three on that make the audio version possible. And have their names read out. in the first or second week of each month we've really got to nail down whether it is the divvy tier or the sandy tier

because I feel like the last few years we've kind of just been saying you have to be one when it's actually the other and vice versa so it's very confusing that's on James bad marketing marketing department bad marketing I'm the only one

my favorite chase is the dark destroyer my favorite chase is the dark destroyer why do you make fun of me I don't know there is a bonus video though isn't there guys you sort it out while I was away yeah when Alex isn't here is finally when we get to actually make extra bits

I wonder who the you did a top gun maverick as the chasers always say I'm afraid you're the weakest link goodbye do you want to phone a friend yeah hello dark destroyer it wasn't as they say

it was it it was just a it was just the chat yeah it was just so we because we didn't want to sell it out as as good as they say because you know they seem like they have to be in movies that are older and have like a something in the

stratosphere like an accepted opinion I mean it being a new movie we just talked about it and it's just jar talks okay so it is going by the time this video is out

it will be live for the normal YouTube viewers yeah check that one out and there should we recorded a PO box video

right before this so that should be up as well sooner or later give us about six months for that that's it at the moment it has like a one year

lead time if you send us something in a year's time we're going to get around to it if you suggested a watch or even left a comment you're going to need about a year you might get hear back from us jar media one year lead time connoisseurs conifers yeah so uh let's do some housekeeping because i haven't had a chance to listen to your episode yet um what a surprise

so i don't know what on earth you are talking about just you know it's just the it was just the greatest episode ever recorded on YouTube history Rock, AI, Marvel No, it's probably It was called Civilization 6 We were talking about civilization Yeah

Well I mean We sort of Took the lid off of And uncapped our potential thinking avenues And took it further than we've ever

taken it before To be quite frank I like it I really like that Mm-hmm, good. Another thing I also liked was the end result of the vote we did a couple weeks back, just to make sure about the housekeeping segment if people like it or not or whatever.

James doesn't like it for the record. I don't like it. James wants it gone. I do want it gone. James hates it. I gave the three options, yes, no, or sometimes to should we remove the housekeeping segment. Overwhelming no, 58% winning. sometimes being second with 33%

and yes to remove at 9% so Crocky People like the housekeeping segment Congrats to 9% Your 9% is worth 90 So housekeeping's gone It's when we're moving it

There are a couple comments that I Wipped up from that episode Not knowing the context like a great overlord chicken master. Alex has gone for one episode and the cast starts being about advocating for fascism, murder of robots and the meaning of loss.

Truly a Minga episode. Was it the Minger episode? Yeah, no. It was the loss episode. It was the loss episode, but also the intellectual episode. It might be the only episode where we have like even an ounce of intelligence.

That's like that's a peak. That's the peak of JAR. we can't hit that again um well j h says decent podcast would be better if you removed alex james and jamie well they didn't even watch it yeah so yeah you know fake fake fan all i have to say to that what do you think about this one from pastram pastrami kick I can't read. Um, who says why- Yeah, we know that.

Why do Brits seem to only eat canned beans? Don't they sell normal uncooked beans over there? Nothing beats making your own beans on a slow cooker. Then you can make them refried beans or whatever. I'm guessing this has more to do with culture. In my case being Hispanic, Mexican, I don't particularly like canned beans because most times I notice a bit of a tin can taste. James just pointed out we didn't talk about.

point out we didn't talk about beans last episode so this person's just talking about beans like oh it's just a thought he had yeah it's true though yeah the thing the thing with um british food is that 90% of it is canned canned or in like cardboard yeah all cardboard canned and it sounds cool like good for you that you can make your own beans but like we don't have the the bean manufacturing we don't have the technology for that here Yeah Like So, hello, I've got a slow cooker

Okay, fucking Elon Musk, thanks Yeah, air fry those beans next time Yeah, punk It's the cost of living crisis Are you telling me you don't have an air friar? Well, on that note, I guess Yeah, we have some topics to talk about Shout out to it being Gorilla Day

The day we were recording this So a collective um and a few chest pounds sort of thing nice I feel like we're really doing guerrilla day proud no no fucking hell do you know what why do you know why are we doing

Gorilla Day proud because they got Hamanbe's seaman before he died and they're making more of him she's being fine yeah no they they they when he was like dead they took his seamen they milked him they milked They milked Chihuambe for his semen.

What, really? Yeah. So what are they going to do with it? Make more. Yeah, they're using his gene. They're using Hwambi's... Making more. Well, it does kind of give it a happy end.

No, it goes full circle. Jarre after Hwambay went into a low ear and now we're... Now Rambay's back. Reborn. When you die, do you want... some like higher beings to take your semen and create a new year. Yes. It's really dark when you describe it that way, but...

Yeah. I mean... It's the only way if we can't... If nobody's having kids, you might as well just milk the men of what we can. You know, there are like, uh, tigons and ligas. Tiger? What's a tigon? Tygon. It depends which one the mother or father is.

It changes what they are. Really? Yeah. Personally, I'm a much preferred, uh, ligas to tygons i like tygons what is a tygon tiger lion tiger tiger lion yeah or a lion tiger tiger liga sounds better than tygon i think tygons sounds cool so what we're going to do in space we're going to send the tigons to conquer worlds first it would be the ligas fighting the tygons and the intergalactic warfare of the resources i'm what i don't get is that ligas are like huge

they're giant giant beast but they're just like a lion and a tiger like put together and you get like the mass of both it's weird isn't it they don't live very long do they

they're very unsound yeah they're all like munted yeah like tigons opposite perfectly healthy live millions of years that's what I mean they're the space faring part of humanity

of years. Tygon. Well, I was just thinking, like, speaking of harnessing a gorilla's DNA, what's like a combo of, like, ape that could create a, like, Taigon or Liga type creature? A gorilla tang? A gorilla tang. An orangirrilla? I think orangirrilla is the winner. Well, it depends on which the further is. No, because then you've got Gorman.

Gorman? A gorilla. Unhuman. A gorman. A gorilla human. A gorman. A hurilla. If you add rilla to the end of anything, it sounds really good. What other apes are there? That's both of them, right? Pretty much. You got chimpanzees.

You got the bonobos. The chimperilla. You got the horny ones. Chimperilla. What's the horny one's called? Bonobo. Gimpanzee. Gimpanzee. A chimpanzee is apes?

They're monkeys. Chimpanzees are apes. Yeah, no, I just remember what a chimp is. Is that where imp comes from? What gimp comes from? No. Yeah, yeah, topics, right. Yeah, guerrilla day.

Why do gorillas have a day? Everything has a day nowadays. No, I want a day. You've got a day. But we're running out of days. No, days can share. Can they? Can they?

Yeah, when is day day day? Every day day is day, day, day in some way. What day is sleigh day? Um, that was a few weeks back. Was it in May? Is sleigh day in May? Fuck you. I really tried just then.

Okay, that's the first. So I spent, like, the last week in a town called Holt. Wait, what? No, fair, you could have to specify, because Holt is outside of Bradford and Aven. There's a town outside of Bradford and Oven called Holt. Well, it's not that one. Because if you're spending time in Holt,

I would be very concerned, because the only remarkable thing of that place is that the woes is shit. Uh, yeah. It's like a seaside place And The main reason I wanted to bring it up Is because Argi

The Corgi has finally been crowned The Maritime Boy Just should we Can we talk about Argy in general Because Every time you bring them up People get upset Many

For the last few Like 10 plus episode I've been making jokes about Argy Not being here anymore And Argy isn't here anymore It's actually happened He's actually not your dog

Every time you've described it You make it sound like he's died He's not dead He just wishes he was After all the sea water he drank Yeah obviously being in Norfolk Went to a few beaches And

The first time he went to a beach Like my parents took him Somewhere And I wasn't there And they told me the story of how He drank so much sea water excess seawater to where he was so swollen and full of seawater that he went to cock his leg to do a piss and it like shot out of his asshole and I honestly I wasn't sure whether to believe it until I saw it with my own eyes the other day yeah he hasn't learned every time he goes into seawater he just like drinks it covertly drinks it until we and then he started crying and wanted to throw up so he walked off crying dug a hole in the sand was sick in the hole and then covered it

with his nose getting sick all over his face and then he went and continued to cry and then squirted seawater a seawater stream out of his asshole maybe maybe it's a thing animals do though to like give themselves an animal yeah so animal would you think would would would you do it if humans reacted that way to salt water they probably do yeah if we drank that much much, I'm sure we would. I've got a core memory of, like, sitting, like, waist deep in the sea, and then just, like, a wave slapping me in the face, and I drank, I had, like, one gulp of seawater. And it's, like, the worst feeling.

It makes you so parched. Yeah, to swallow seawater, and it, like, instantly dries your throat out and stuff. And, like, how could a dog have more than, like, one taste and be like, hmm? No, that's I. I'm having more. Yeah, every time. And then I guess the thing that makes him the maritime boy is we rented a, like a boat to go on the broads, like a little electric one. And at the back of the boat, there's this kind of like bar that's like pretty exposed.

And that's where he wanted to be. It was like right at the back of the boat where there's no like guard. and it's like just a sheer drop into the water he wanted to sit there and watch the world go by he didn't fall in but he had his life jacket on and he became the maritime boy

for real which is bad news why I hate that I saw the video with his little life jacket on and he sat there I have not seen the video he sat there like lounging on a boat

I think I'm already going to hate it Let I show James I just hate it I just hate like it I just hate like a dog on a boat Really? Well not a dog, him him

yeah I just hate him guys on a boat cool because he's born in one and he's like trying to grab shit what about paisley on a boat

see no she actually looks like a maritime dog dog yeah whereas aggie's he's he's just wrong

on one of the other days I went on like a seal watching trip where they like take you out to a bay and there's like a thousand seals

all like rolling around and in Norfolk like everyone has dogs everyone is crazy there's like more dogs than humans and on the people bought some dogs on the seal trip um and when we were getting onto the boat like one one of the dogs like tried jumping on but it like misjudged and fell down and like the woman who was holding the lead and it was like basically being hanged like a edge of the fucking boat and everyone on the boat was like oh my god

it was just like being hanged so why wouldn't you just let go of the fucking lead which he pulled it up and then put it on the boat and then like continued on um so don't take your dog to see that on the seal

watching trip but yeah back to the point Argy is actually not Alex's anymore do you want to actually explain the meaning behind the meme um do you think they deserve to know He went to a corgi farm

He's not been seen since Yeah Well Jim knows what's that Um Well As everyone knows Dogs and cats get on like really well Always

Like that's just By default By default Dog cat Friend, no hardships So Billy was like Hello Jamie

Could we please have argued live with me and I said you know what Billy considering you are so nicely I'm I'll bring him in even though I don't like him and every time I see him my blood boils and I want I like if if I was a bad person I would abuse him but I'm not I'm a good person so I don't good and and so I took I took little Argyle the Pembrokeshire Tricorgie under my wing scrunched up next to Billy

and they're living happily together It's like a sitcom over there It is like a sitcom It's like a little cartoon where a rat Chases a cat or whatever Tom and Jerry sort of thing Yeah So that's the bad news everyone

Yep pretty bad news for everyone to listen to just like that bad news for for rock star you know the rock the what he apparently broke oh rock star no I got you the rock is the new it's been leaked that the rock is the new main character

in Grand Theft Auto 9 The Grand Theft Auto is 6.5 The second character is Galgado That other guy Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart is the second playable character in the upcoming hip video game

Grand Fept Auto 6, Vice City Stories. So there was like a huge... I was saying a James earlier that it feels like being 15 again with the like GTA leak montages and video. That was one of the things

that drew me to Ice Man's channel originally was he was doing GTA 5 leaks and he got like a strike on his channel from posting leaked footage of the van driving up a hill. do remember that holy it's going full circle again yeah so now like gta leaks are back but they're real this time they're real yeah they're just straight up real um really bad leak

considering um how much footage was out there um it was like 90 videos or something yeah yeah i saw what when i saw it it was pretty fresh after the news came out and like there was a two hour upload of just clips just strung together on youtube um which i kind of flicked through and had a look at um yeah it was like debug footage like it was 2019 yeah debug footage yeah like really early yeah obviously the footage was like rough um but gave you an idea that a it was in development and b kind of loosely what it would look like I guess. Yeah.

But very, very bare. Yeah. At least confirm like a setting and a couple of characters. Yeah. Yeah. I think to see any of it and be like, well, that, that looks crap. I'm not buying that. Which you see a surprising amount of people saying.

Yeah. It was causing a lot of stir because some fucking really ignorant guy was like, this game's going to look shit because graphics. the first thing they finish in a video game so pretty much everyone in the game industry is oh look at this footage of the graphics being done first and it's like the most worst looking game because it's like the earliest build

like uncharted chase scenes and whatnot where it's all just grey boxes because that's how they make games so it's been really interesting to see all this early footage from every game just because every dev is... I kind of wish they'd release this kind of footage after games were released because like it's really interesting to see

like the process yeah because they'll do it for like animated movies and stuff they'll like show like rough rough cuts rough shots and things put them in blooper reels yeah it's just like especially with a game like

like GTA where's like where do you even begin so complex yeah making this and to see it at this stage is actually quite interesting what do you think about the Miami setting it makes sense basically GTA has been in like four locations

New York, Miami, Los Angeles It's going to be Vice City just from like From GTA 5-4 coming out It was like Vice City is on the horizon somewhere Yeah and presumably I guess the fear was like How much the online section of the game is going to be

Yeah Like how intrusive that's going to be a whatever part of me was wondering if they were even going to do a single player yeah downhouser being gone mm-hmm it certainly looks like they're still doing that um like the lead two characters kind of showing in there and like their voices and stuff hmm i'm i'm not looking forward to it yeah because you lost your bet you'd be hyped if it was coming out no it's got nothing to do with that it's like i'm not going to get invested in a single player game like that when I know

the worst gaming thing is on the horizon for it because GT Online is like disgusting in terms of the way they monetize it but like Red Dead Online turned out to be a dud in the end but like that doesn't take away from it's single player

which is still there so if they do that again but then I also didn't get sucked into Red Dead mm-hmm will I get sucked into GTA 6 no but I mean you're saying you're not going to buy MonoWfare 2 at this point as well yeah you are

I'll bet you £50 right now I'm not going to be playing Monofer 2 fuck off I'm never making a bet with you again You're banned from betting Yeah good James should be banned from Betfred or

Lad books When they drop a trailer it's going to go nuts it's going to go crazy and hype is going to skyrocket and my bet is that rock star won't miss again it's going to

blow everyone away yeah possibly but it's at least going to look really impressive yeah but I think with gameplay and stuff from what they showed it's like inspired

by Red Dead and slightly more grounded in reality in terms of like limitations it looks like I don't know if they'll have an option or something but it looks like you're not going to be able to have like a rocket launcher in your pocket yeah

I don't know if they'll have like I don't know if they'll have an arcade mode or something they always have cheat codes in that yeah yeah because there's a large amount of people who don't like play GTA they'll buy the game and just like drive around shoot stuff yeah just sandbox mess

yeah just mess around yeah but in terms of like making an actual single player if they can because it's one thing I'm not so crazy about with GTA 5 story

it kind of like is a bit too fast-paced like there are parts in in GTA 4 where like you're chasing a guy who owes money and you're get into like a knife fight and that's like hours into the game in gta 5 you're like using

an m4 like three hours into the game you know yeah it's because yeah the last one was all about like the heists i guess they're doing yeah the drug smuggling thing on this one um well they teased in gta 4 it's 5 did they yeah there's a whole you're involved in smuggling drugs and it's like the sending it to like Miami shit when you're playing Trevor all right yeah yeah it has been a while that's true

um obviously it's been since I think I've played it since 2015 it was or something whenever that re-release version came out um I'll be intrigued because like when those GCA5

like original trailers start coming out it seemed more like this wasn't just a video game it's like more like yeah they're a Vank games. Yeah, they are event games. They're a big deal. Everyone plays them,

everyone buys them. Except me. You know. You've played and bought all of them. You've played more GTA than me and Alley. I have because I've played the good GTO, which was GTA4, one of the best games ever made.

No, that is actually true. It's better than GTO5. Realistic driving. Only thing a G. Crappy characters, crappy story. happy everything. Good driving, only thing than I is. GT4 are good characters in the story. No, but if it had no characters,

if the game had no story, it'd still be better than GTA 5 just because it's driving. Say true. Any other notes on a grand theft? Do you think it's going to be neutered without some of those writers though? I don't know. It depends what they tried to do with it. Because honestly, I played a little. bit of GTA 5 a year or two ago. Mm-hmm.

And in the current climate, it's not that tight. Like the, I think they kind of overdid it with the humor. And it was, the humor is very of its time. Yeah. It must have been written around like 2010, 2012 sort of time. Yeah. So I think if they have more of a GTA-4 approach with humor, bit more subtle yeah just less less all the time

you know not that gtta 5 has bad writing or anything but like i i i like the contrast of like nika bellic is like a pretty dark story really and it and like he's he's a nasty character really and then you turn on the radio and gta 4 and you just hear like the the most bullshit bullshit you he was more of like a straight man wasn't it yeah yeah you it was much less laughing at him you're laughing at like the characters he's interacting with yeah and how he's reacting to them he was he was russian wasn't it yeah well he's he's from like a fictional like eastern european yeah yeah yeah um yeah because they went for that whole like three protagonist thing

in five which i guess they won't be doing anymore maybe you'll just switch between them yeah I was wondering that if um if they're gonna have that at all because it's the yeah true it's the first female GTA protagonist in like well since one of the PSP ones or something something like that so yeah I don't know if that's a feature they'll keep I don't think it's something they should rely on yeah it was a fun experiment yeah but you don't have like the same affinity you wind up having for a character like Arthur where you're just with them the whole time yeah and it led to problems with like the the ending I found the choice

ending that was a trend around that time as well that wasn't it like weird like but GTA 4 had it as well um that had choice endings yeah all right yeah you had missions in mid story that would change the the story okay because who sided with yeah it would like slightly change stuff and then but it was always just like choose a or B then choose choose a or b then choose a or b yeah and it wasn't like a tree going out it was just like yeah a straight line it's just not really something i'm hungry for anymore is like the the choice stories and games see i i quite like the the subtle changes to cut scenes in red dead where like the outcome is the same but it's just slightly influenced by like how you play with the onus system

Yeah, yeah. But that even had its own issues, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. All I know is that a 17-year-old is responsible. For being the hacker? Yeah. Got West End London night yesterday.

And I think, can't confirm this, but I believe he might have tried to blackmail. Bookstar? I think he did. Because the guy who leaked it all left the thing, like with the contact details saying, like, contact me and... Was he trying to leak?

and leverage the source code or something. I got no idea, but... But in the day, it's like... If you're fucking smart with computers, be a white hacker. And that's not... White hackers, like, turn for someone who breaches company security to find the issues to help them develop it. Oh, right, yeah.

So it's like a... One of those hackers. It's like, if you're that smart, make an insane crew out of it. Don't end up in prison trying to blackmail the biggest... game company ever. Because they win. Dumbass. But yeah, it's like

you're ruining a lot of work. Yeah, and I feel for the devs. Yeah. Because it's not how you want your really hard work to be shown

off. Yeah, as you say, it should be like a after the fact type thing. special features type thing. I think in a way, though, it can kind of work to their advantage. Yeah, they can spin it into being... This is the start of the hype train. Instead, like, as cool as it was with GTA5,

the first trailer was like, whoa, you know? But like, when they have full control over at low with like Red Dead 2, when they were just like changing the profile picture, that was cool. That was amazing. That was like a really cool way of doing it. Well, now that's kind of been taken away from them. Yeah, they'll drop a try to this show and it'll be lit it. That was already kind of ruined by them having to, like, go on social media and say, by the way, we are working on it.

Yeah, they did a full, like, announcement, basically. Yeah. Saying that it won't, because people were saying it was going to be delayed as a result of it, and they're kind of confirming that it was still on track for whatever the internal. Yeah, but it's still going to be a long way off. Yeah, yeah. And I'm, I wouldn't even be surprised if they announce a date and then delay it. Because they did that with GTIFI, they did it with Red Dead.

But this is like footage that is three years old at this point. Yeah, yeah. So they're close to trailer stuff anyway, surely. Yeah, but the Rockstar timeline is like trailer out, release date in like two years, then delay it another year. I think we'll get a trailer within the next year. Yeah. At some point, it might be just a teaser, but there will be a trailer. but there will be a trailer of some kind.

And on that note, we'll see after these. Buy Bear Bear, Bear, I do declare buy Bear Bear Bear. Bear Bear Shirts and Mug available now. Check the description below. Are you ready for part two or do you need to do anything? Yeah, I'm ready now. I have to seen that.

Welcome to the second half of the castle. We head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit and answer questions. Head over there if you want to ask us, whatever you feel like. Just like animation did. Oh, animiation. Anenema said I've been watching some of the old jar channel and was wondering

Is there any style of content you'd like to bring back From the old channel like the blabs or reviews Bring back the blabs bring back the blabs Absolutely not Blabs were so good Blabs are awful Really good They were unstructured unorganised

They had no continuous subjects They had one topic and it was just explore it till it's end Yeah, which is quinge Because we shit talk, we don't need that No blabs It's quince, we don't need it Well, this is a democracy, so who votes for blabs? I do.

Aye. You say? Oh, the Belman dictatorship, at it again. Who if Jamie votes for I will? He-he. You go out of your way to disagree with me and Alex and then complain when we don't.

disagree with you. I never do that. I don't know what you're talking about, bro. I don't know what you're talking about. What about reviews? Well, they are still a thing on our channel. They exist. All in favour of canceling James reviews.

Oh, fuck. See, I just proved you wrong, bitch. Let's bring back the Final Fantasy 14 play-through. What's Final Fantasy 14? 14. We never did that. Yeah, that's an online... My fancy 14? Isn't that the one with lightning?

That's 13. 13. 14's the one that's actually... Who did an... I can't even play through an hour of... No, if we're bringing anything back from the R&L days... He's not talking about R&L. If we're bringing anything back from R&L...

We'll bring back, um... If we're doing anything, if we're going to record, um, gameplay of anything, it's going to be infinity strash. Infinity strash? What's infinity? You must know that strash. He, he. Yeah.

What is infinity strash? I'm serious. It's not Blanky. Oh, you're blankie. Just go on your phone and search infinity strash. Not while the jar media podcast is running, I'm afraid. This is the one time you're allowed. I need James's authority.

No. You've got to explain to what infinity strash is then. Let me just go into the realm. Find out what infinity strash is, please. How'd we still strash? St.A. No, S-T-R-A-S-H. St-I-R-S-A.

No. Infinite. Infinity Strash. Oh Oh. dragon's Yeah, that looks cool. Yeah, that looks cool.

I've really got an... An obsession with... What is funny? What is that? Dragon Trail Hunter World. Let's see what Infinity Strasch is. That's Aldermring. Show James Strasch.

It's a fucking Dragon Quest game. Yeah, it's a Dragon Quest spin-off. What's Strasch? It's a made-up word. Stash. I've just... Ever since I heard it, I've been, I can't eject it from my brain. How did you hear of infinity strash?

I've got, I've got ears and eyes all over the damn. But yeah, Square Enix just have, they have a run of like the worst named games. I've got like a list up here. Triangle Strategy. Babylon's Fall. What's wrong with Babylon's fall? It's quite cool, actually. Okay, that's one that you don't agree.

The Dio Field Chronicle. Okay, I can agree with that one. That one isn't that good. The Centennial Case. A Shijima story. Oh, bro, have you played the Senenial Chase yet? The Chomey Chronicle. Stranger of Paradise, Final Fantasy Origin.

How many Final Fantasy? origins of there been yeah how many like our origins are there what about this one voice of cards the aisle dragon roars jesus christ ballon wonder world some of the shit got to be lost in translation voice of cards the beasts of burden what's all this voice of this voice of That could be Jamie's new nickname, The Beast of Burden. Oh. The Diofield Chronicle. You said that already.

The Digimon trifecta. Nothing beats Infinity Stash. Infinity Strasch is just simple and, like, rolls off the glung. Harvestela. Valkyrie Elysium. Theatrhythm Final Bar Line Octopath Traveler sucks

I like the game But the name is awful It is a very bad name Octo Bath What about a Dragon Quest To 3D HD HD remote They should have called it 8 path traveler

It's the octo thing It makes me think of like Like it should have a mascot That's like an octopus or something there's no octopus speaking of octopus is dr octopus the best spider man villain

yes here we go again Marvel Marvel Marvel Marvel Spider man what's your problem man we had like a hundred episodes of talking about Marvel we don't need it anymore

you know I hear you talk about cars every day but when you start talking about a car I don't spread my cheeks and shit all over you okay let me talk about Dr Octopus a second Okay, sure, go for it, piece of burden He's a really good character Because he's a goodie, then he goes bad

Hmm That's always a good one Yeah Have you seen anything from Force Spoken? That's that square unit's game Force Poken Yeah, where it's been made fun of Because of the like dialogue

Oh, is that the one with destiny or whatever Destiny? Well, they always talk about destiny and chaos is it the chaos one that's final fancy where he's like yeah

I gotta fight chaos he's always talking about chaos yeah that's final fancy 15 16 so let me get this straight I'm somewhere that's not what I would call Earth I'm seeing

freaking dragons oh yeah I'm talking to a cop Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I do magic. I'll jacked up beast. I'll probably fly next to them. The gameplay looks sick, though. Looks like Final Fantasy 15.

I think it's the same picture. And guess you finished it? I did finish Final Fantasy 15. Three times. Nah. I've finished out and I'm ring three times. I've got one more achievement to get. shit?

Yeah. Dork. Lelu lame. Fucking nerd. Well, speaking of, Big Man, Morris says, I listened to episode 215 recently

where, in it, Alex defined a dibby for a student writing an EPQ. I couldn't help but remember Alex's I Hate Superheroes 2017 video, where he calls the Joss Whed and Justice League

Steppenwolf a dibby. Would you say Steppenwolf is an ironic, ugly dibby, or was that just a quick way of calling him a dud? Also, Jim said Dark Souls didn't have dibbies, which deeply offended me

because he utterly forgot to mention the crystal lizards, which are the Dark Souls dibby. Crystal lizards are not Dark Souls dibby's. closest thing to a dibby in Dark Souls is the Mushroom Men. What about those little, like, creepy crawlies that you kill and get, like, upgrade material? Yeah, that's the crystal lizards.

They're not dibbys. You see them close up, they just look like lizards. Lizards aren't fucking dibbies. Lizards aren't dibbies. Mushroom, man. Ah, pots are. Now, James, hop on your phone right now. Google Dark Souls Mushroom Man.

Fuck's sake. What about those lizards that just are big eyes? They're not dibbys, they're horrible. So dibbys can't be horrible. No. Dibbles can't be scary. You see the basilisks in Dark Souls and you're like, oh shit. If people don't think these are dibbies, know nothing.

They are absolutely dibbies. Oh, absolutely did. Crystal lizards now. Mushroom men? They're bees. James How says this. How much do you guys actually enjoy drinking? Do you sip on a glass of whiskey in the evening or actively choose to have a beer or glass of wine over something like a can of coke with your meal?

How much do you desire the feeling of being drunk? I only like getting pissed when I'm playing video games. I don't like drinking. I barely, I don't... I quite like drinking, but I just don't like the suffering, the dehydration. No, once you're 15 matches into Apex and you're doing shitting on an entire squad by yourself. The suffering is worth it. I like it.

It makes me, it makes me feel good and really good at Apex. But do you find that there's like, it's like a different feeling depending on what you're drinking? Yeah, for sure. Um, do you have like a, like a tier list? Um, vodka is S tier. Yep. Do you think so? Absolutely.

Because it's just the, like, the, the clearest. It's like, let the least bog down. It doesn't, um, fill your tummy wummy up because you're just drinking like a little bit of vodka and like a, like a light drink like Pepsi Max. Yeah. You know? Um, so there's that. that that that pineapple one rum is up there as well i'd say rum is a wine i really like wine i like wine but i don't really like being drunk from wine it's like too strong of a taste

yeah and it makes your lip skull stain purple if you're drinking red and your teeth um yeah so i probably put that in in b but i would consume wine on a more regular basis. Like, I like getting home from work and pouring a glass of wine. Mm-hmm. You know, but just the one glass or wine. I don't know if you guys are, but I like cider a lot. Yeah.

I'd probably put cider in B-tier as well. Yeah. Beer. Because you can kind of do the same thing with cider where you can get like a nice strong, like 8% one, so you don't need to drink as much of it. Yeah, true. beer i feel like is across the whole spectrum

well that's what i mean let's say ale first i'd say ale is a lager lager lager probably would have been esteer for me but it changed i might put it down in b

because yeah my big my big knock against like lagers is just the quantity thing you just feel like so bloated if you don't taste bad I like the taste though Yeah I like the taste

It depends on the lager obviously Yeah Do you count like IPAs in that as well No They're different A in IPA means A or True you're right

You're absolutely right Um And Whiskey I'd probably put down In like B Maybe C Yeah

Whiskey's like contextual for me Yeah It's like... I have to really want it. It's like a full stop as well. Mm-hmm. A night cap.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cocktails are good. Yeah. I find cocktails to be quite sickly, they... Yeah, it depends on what type, surely.

Because I find that with a bunch of, like, IPAs or whatever, they can be really sickly. You didn't say gin. Jinn. I'm a big fan of gin. Yeah, I like a gin. Especially that Roku gin. I'd probably put it up in an A. Yeah, I think it would be A for me. If not S. And then I'd put James in the tingle tier. Your T. T. What's the T, sis?

That one upset James. I tread carefully if I'm here Oh god Super shiny boy 64 says Have any of you ever felt too socially or emotionally Exhausted to record an episode for the podcast I've always admired the consistency of the podcast Uploads and I wondered if any of you

Ever had a time where you just didn't feel like joining the others that day And had to reschedule the recording or something A lot Yeah this happens now and again Every early jar that was a consistent thing There was a lot of episodes I missed because I didn't want to do him because I wasn't mentally the

common thing. A lot of the early episodes are like that. Not now, because now it's just like Jamie just says, hi, and I'm like, ah! Yeah, when this does happen, though, we tend to

just be like, okay, we're not going to record today then. I'd like to say these situations recently have been, Alex has gone to McDonald's and eating one too many triple cheeses, then he sits down, he's like, I feel a bit sicky. Then we don't record. Bambam in the toilet and Vom Vam Mavath in the sink. Vum bomb.

Yeah. So it was that one where we went for that really nice pub meal. I was just like so swollen and tired. Yeah. And you made you said something really stupid like what's happening your fucking social media. It was that one. It was. Would you dog palmed me for that?

You don't yet. Yeah, you did. But, I'd say it's more often it's like fatigue that stops it. It's not like emotional or social exhaustion. Because sometimes some of the best ones are like, you feel like shit or whatever, then you just start recording. Yeah, and when you get the second wind hits you. Yeah. And then it's on the other way.

Don't get second winds. Okay. I've never had a jar. You just get second wind. Yeah, I get that kind of second wind. Ah. Okay. Okay. Um, stick them up says, Alex, would you describe yourself as having acid rain in your veins? What do you think, guys? Well, it was for you? Yeah. Why, think for yourself for once. I can't, I need you guys to tell me what to think. Yep. Um, just say okay.

Okay. Okay. Hollery says, Hello, Jha. I always find it interesting to hear your anecdotes on connecting with the youth, such as your younger cousins. Any run-ins or stories about them zoomers? No, I ain't seen them for a minute.

I don't like Zimmers. What did you say? like your nephews. No, they're younger than Zimmers. They're the next generation I'm from Zimmers. What comes after Zuma? Tunes.

Tunas. Yeah, it's like the tunes from who frame Roger Rabbit. Wow, they're just so cute Tunes. Do you know what a Tuna is? No. Just only goons to tunes.

Really? That's what a Tuna is. So you? No. There's a Hooner then? a hentai guna. No, that's a tuna. Yeah, so you are a tuna.

Now I'm a funa. A funa. Yeah, we have some funny run-ins with our cousins. The best era was when like, Fortnite was still relatively, like, new. Yeah. And they were all getting into, like, Fortnite dancers and stuff.

Obviously, we had a perspective of Fortnite being gamers. You know? We knew the truth sort of thing. Fringy gamers. Yeah. But like, what generation are you?

Millennial. I'm right at the end of Millennium, I think. And I'm... I'm a millennial. No, you're not. I am. Oh, maybe. Millennial is what games you played as a kid on the system, not when you're born.

It's not about games. Because I relate to millennials, not cringy fucking whatever we're called. You're called, I mean. We're zoomers. No, we're not, we're not zoomers. I'm a zoomer. I thought we'll baby boomers. No, I thought you're Generation X.

No, I'm Gen Z. Yeah, we're Gen Z. We're Gen Z. I thought it's Generation X. Yeah, we're X. Yeah, we're X. Well, where's Generation Y then? Wait, how...

It doesn't make sense, though. Okay. It doesn't make sense, because I'm... You're on the cusp of a generation, and I'm in the next one. Yeah. And the one beneath Millennial is Z, right? Gen Z. No, no, that's Zuma's, big Gen X.

For X files, because that's what you grew up with. I'm Generation S for SpongeBob. The, um, have you seen... I'm Generation S for... SpongeBob. The latest, uh, Zuma drama is that, um... They're like, they're getting to the age where they're getting... shocked about how, like, the F-sler was used in the early 2000s and whatnot.

and they're like discovering like episodes of Breaking Bad and stuff like this that have it in getting all surprised It's weird how Words like that It's not frick

It's weird how words like that Are getting more power Do you think so? Yeah not to English people though At the F word is said In every job everywhere by every one the same time. When was the last time

you said the... Sleepy or soul, right? You say the F word. What, fuck? Yeah. No, he's not... F slur. Oh, oh.

Okay. I thought we were talking about fuck. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It misinterpreted that one. I've never said that word. Yes, you have. Because every American.

comedy, well, not even just American comedy, like, every comedy from that era it's, like, weird now to, like, go back and watch. This is what I'm saying there, but does that not give the word more power? But give it power, or is it just, like, we've just kind of moved on?

I mean, like, to look back. There's those words, like, that used to be used, that we've moved away from. No, I don't think it's wrong to move away from it, but to look back at, like, breaking bad and hear Jesse you use that F-slough and be like, wow, that actor really let himself down doing.

It's like, if that's your takeaway, yeah, instead of, wow, things change really fast. Um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know, man. It's just like... Wait till they find family guy. Yeah. I guarantee Peter Griffin said it. He said much worse, that Peter.

Yeah. And the thing is, you've got to live your life in a way, but if Peter Griffin does it, then so should I. Well, I live my life based on what Net Newt sends in, which is this. Have you guys visited the Swindon Sewage Treatment Works? The photo on Google Maps makes it look incredibly scenic. And I took a screenshot to remind you guys. Genuinely, it looks beautiful.

Yeah, the... steamy fecal um aroma being shone and the light the swindon sewage treatment works yeah it's like a steamy misty fog floating above it all

being perfectly draped by a sunlight of a beaming morning blue this sends swindon's number one photographer to make their um most important locations seem beauty.

Maybe there is something to be said about it though. Maybe beauty is to be found in the grimmest places. No. All right, we've got two more. Glitch time fail.

Glitch time fail has one that kind of feeds into something James was saying earlier. Hey guys, just wanted to mention that I'm currently 10 hours into Final Fantasy 13. why did that happen to come up earlier and I'm completely in love with it yes

despite hearing harsh criticism from yourselves and others I love the characters the world and the gameplay just goes to show how subjective a piece of media can be my question is what piece of media do you love yet the general opinion is that it stinks or vice-love because I'm right about everything breath nothing

Full Army Vegas everyone loves that Yeah, it's one of those beloved games ever, isn't it? No. Not according to you two anyway. Dark Souls 2? Wee. It's not the general opinion that that the game stinks, though.

Just it is. I don't know. I don't like bad things. Yeah, here we go again. Up on his ivory tower. I like rubbish movies. I think Spider-Man 1, the Sam Ramey one, is a masterpiece. But everyone likes that movie.

Yeah, that's not like one that everyone thinks stinky. No, but I think it's actually perfect in every way. It has zero flaws. And the same can be said for Spider-Man too. and you know what I'm going to go there I think Dark Souls is actually a masterpiece Wait not really

My opinion is My opinion is Yeah Paia Yeah What about Final Fantasy 12 A lot of people Poooo on that game

I think Final Fantasy 12 Like, the world just feels so much more, like... Juicy and, like, I can sink my teeth into it and be like, Dior! Mm-hmm. Whereas Final Fantasy 13 is, it pushed way more into the sci-fi bit. The fantasy elements aren't really there for me. Mm-hmm.

Whereas... You take the crystal powers, like, just so... Yeah, yeah. And it's, like, so flashy and, like... Yeah, because 12, like, it had the... technology angle of like having airships and stuff that are powered by crystals and shit it's kind of cool it's like just on the border of taking it too far yeah but it's way more fantasy you know um chloe zau who directed the eternals big final fantasy fan no way

makes sense why the movie's so shit then you were just championing final fantasy 13 I don't know You want about Do do Do do Do do do do Good soundtrack at least Yeah

I will admit it has a good soundtrack Yeah As cringy as it may be Right let's end on this one From Hysteria 55 He's got an anecdote Yeah go for it Um

No questions so we can relax Jar Jar bear I've got a little story to tell you So flashback for a few weeks ago, I'm chilling with my dad. It's late at night and there's nothing on TV. He asks if I've got any ideas on something to put on. I thought about showing him Jha.

Before, because we have semi-similar interests. But I decide not to show him the cast, as it might be a bit too weird and deep cut for a noob like him. So I put on the boys' season two as good as they say. It goes for 10 minutes or so and he says, it's bit boring, not enough friction and drama between the hosts. Realizing now my dad is actually a dopamine and drama gooner, I put on the most recent cast, The Slay episode.

At the start, it's going fine. The boy's just talking about Biden farts. I'm not sure my dad knows who Crowder is, but if he did, I know he would appreciate some clowning on him. He was confused by the farts swear censor, which I had to explain, as well as the makeup and cat is prompting him to ask if they are gay? Maybe helped by Jamie's homoerotic comments on Crowder, but anyway, we then get into housekeeping. I'm not worried about this section until the first question, which is immediately about gooning.

As I sat there, I hope maybe I could sidestep this issue as just the word goon itself is not self-explanatory until Jamie just has to drop the bombshell. is there something peculiar about masturbating to cartoons starting a whole philosophical and ethical debate about masturbating jerking gooning hentai and porn not being a quitter I just sat there and hope he's finding this a stimulating debate we sit for another maybe 20 minutes or so till my dad goes up to bed but before being to goon but before being downfounded after I explain

that the two guys from the movie review were the same guys on the cast In the end, he did say the cast was quite weird and funny, so you've achieved that at least. Anyway, in conclusion, all I'd like to say is, I guess, thanks, Joe, never change, smiley face. Please never show us to your parents ever again, thank you. Show us to your grandparents, especially. Yeah.

And pre-order Infinity Stash. We know we're going to. JAR Media brought to you by infinity strash Brought to you by tears of wisdom The Nightmare Saga Use code G-O-O-O-N to get a Pre-order bonus for infinity strash To unlock it, John JARF

You're a fucking daffam What do you think of Strasch is if you had to define it? Well, there's infinite of them So how could you really? Yeah, get fun It's infinity strash, like... Yeah, get fucked. Maybe it's Japan's version of the infinity gauntlet.

Oh, that would be cool. The infinity gauntlet in the quest fucking dragon realm or whatever. I saw it, I saw a, um, like a cap being sold in a, um, in one of those, like, you know, uh, motorway pit stops. A cat? A cap. Oh, a cat. like a hat that said

had Thanos on it and like text saying Thanos army Why didn't you buy it? I was tempted I was tempted. Thank you.