JAR Media Posdact - Orgas Origin - Corncast #8

Episode Date: May 18, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to this episode of the channel media podcast. Or, as it is now known, the Orga 8 podcast. The what? The concast. The on the concast. So today, you're joined by me, your host. Orga

Jamie What the fuck you talking about? Left And then we've got I'm to your right I'm upside down Okay We've got

We've been And then we've got Alex here as well How are we doing Today ladies Yeah I'm pretty good Yeah

Fine How have we been finding The recent recent week of a quarantine life how has it been treating us all yeah yeah uh-huh nothing nothing new oh are we all living it in a absolute paradise of calm tranquility and gardens of zen uh-huh bit of this bit of that that that is absolutely fantastic i love to hear that in my world uh i actually get exercise now so I am very happy what do you mean what have you been doing you're not been doing you know we live in such like a lovely area as you can see in the background it's

it's lovely and I've been I've been deciding recently that during my lunch break I'm gonna I'm gonna walk guys and I go over the road to you know all the fields because in the small town that we live in no matter where you go there's fields you can't escape field our life is filled pretty much so I go over the road to this you know massive hill it's like it's like a 40 minute walk it's a nice walk you know all around this one field down another I do a bit running as well to you know get the the blood pump in and there's one thing I've I've started to notice that it's really been getting on my nerves do you know what that is no fucking dog walkers

people who own fucking dog right so like you and me yes but okay we live in the country it gets on my nerves when you go to these fields you know there's nothing there they're fucking fields they're empty

and you see people walking their dog in a field on the lead it fucking winds me up because it's like there's nothing here there's no fucking danger and that you're having your dog on a fucking lead I hate it.

Or if it's dangerous. What do you mean dangerous? They probably just want it on a lead so that it doesn't approach other people during COVID-19 times and other people don't panic because they've got this dog jumping around them and then the owners have to be too close to each other. That's not a thing though, because this has been a thing for, I've noticed this for literally years. People just don't ever take their dog off a lead. They're the same people who, instead of walking to the field, will walk by the side of the road. Like, what life does your dog have if you can't really? even let it off the fucking leave. It bothers me extremely.

I'm just really angry. Some dogs are crazy. You can't trust them. No, but that's the thing. They're bound with people or other dogs because the owner never let them off to socialise as a puppy. So of course they're going to be bad with people, going to be bad with dogs because they haven't been bought up properly. But what about like greyhounds where their instinct is to chase like bunts? That's that greyhounds are like one of the only, exceptions because they're like incredibly difficult

in regards to like letting them off the lead but even then I've seen greyhounds off the lead yeah I feel like there's a controversial opinion so add that to the list for this episode I'm not going after anyone but when like you see like a dog that should be off the left of the lead like Gaius for example

he needs excessive exercise because he's that breed so when you see like dogs like him like working dogs on the lead in a field just I really don't get it I don't understand why the dog can't just be off the lead well you can't you know unless you observed a trend of the same people of the same dogs time and time again you you can't presume that it's not just that one time so no but I've noticed this for like a long time and it's like different dogs different people and they just like well maybe just that one time all of them they just had the dog on the

lead that time. Yes, but then I do, there's a pattern because I see those same people. Like every, every other week I see that same person and the dog will still be on the lead. And it's like, there's nothing in this field to be like, there's most of the time this field there's no people there. Like today, early morning, there's going to be people there because it's early morning war. And then there was like, I saw three people. Only one of them had the dog off the lead.

That's pretty bad. and I'm probably just vanting because you know I'm gonna shoot you shoot me do it put me up my misery please your thoughts on that Jim

well you know like this bit this bit that oh right yeah I've discovered a new warp by me

which oh yes nice it's pretty cool very nice quite a few indeed very nice what's your record my record

yes I'm not like what do you mean your step record your step most steps in a single day okay get get prepared to be blown out of the

fucking water cuck boys what 25000 yeah I think mine is 30. Nice. Very nice.

No, I like it. No, that's not true. I don't. Okay. I can prove that mine's more. Let me just get my phone and go on my app and then find from like three years ago. I'll have more. But that is actually a really good amount and it's kind of very healthy.

So I am, I'm pleased with Alex for that. What else is there to do? in life at the moment you know workout it's exercise of workout that's all you can do

do you want to know how many steps I've done today yeah it's the same thing how many have you done today 1,900 well that's not bad I went for a little walk got 2,000 so you know

we're doing okay we're keeping away all the the bed sores and shit and we're probably like I'm obese you're obese as well staying in bed, can barely move covered in sores I'm like that all the time

Oh Looking back a couple weeks ago The 21st of April It was a Tuesday I did 73 steps apparently That's like going to the bathroom Like three times How many was that?

The lowest I've got is 427. That's like going to the fridge and the buff. Hang on. Could be wrong. You might be lower. You laugh, but maybe I'm just not addicted to my phone like the rest of our generation. Who's with me? It's disappointing because...

Man. You still do all this walking and now I ain't walking. We're a beast. This is the changing point in human history where gamer problems become a spotlight. This is our prime minister was saying about how he's going to double down on this obesity problem we have. Because he realized that if he wasn't overweight, his COVID symptoms wouldn't have been as bad or something like that. The conspiracy theory, did Boris Johnson ever actually have COVID? Probably.

But what if he didn't? Well, he was a bit of a silly goose then, wasn't he? A cooked goose. That brings me on to something else, actually. Okay. So you've just got out of bed on a sunny Sunday morning, let's say tomorrow. It is actually meant to be reasonable weather. So, okay, I can imagine it.

so it's nice to ever Okay, let's say it tomorrow What do we What do you do in the morning What is the first thing Like plan of action Take a purse Yeah

What immediately What would you Like do to like You get up at 9 Yeah Between like 9 and 12 Before like lunch Midday

What would you do What's your usual routine Um Have a coffee Maybe eat something spot it, sit at my desk for a while. Okay, do you know what I do?

This, I've got a weird... Masturbate. Because I, this is what we're going on. There's another masturbation episode, because I don't know if I can stomach that. No, this is not another rank of porn. My point, I have this weird thing. It doesn't matter what day it is.

It doesn't matter if I'm on holiday or the weekend. If I get out of bed and play any type of game, or go on my computer before let's say 3 o'clock I will end up going to bed at 8 o'clock out of depression because there's something about playing like games or doing that type of stuff

before the evening. In productive hours it's a you it feels counterproductive yes and I will be so severely like depressed from it that I will stop functioning as a human being like for days

is that bad do you think that's a reasonable reaction but I don't know why I don't know why I'm like that I mean it's I mean I guess it's understandable to you know sometimes if I get up and I don't if I start doing leisure shit before I do anything productive then I find it hard to well I mean even if I stop you know playing the game when playing if I've only played an hour

after that it's hard for me to actually do anything productive of, you know, I'm a bit, like, sort of fucked it already. My streak is off, so I may as I just fuck it for the whole day. So you've got to start your day with a bang, and that bang is the most important. Even if I start the day, if I start the day with one productive thing,

then play a game for a bit, I can go back to the productive stuff after. I just have to start with one productive act. And what is the most productive thing to do in the morning? What will set the day to, take a shower I like that if I can take a shower

like early which I've been struggling to shower before the afternoon you know I'll be awake for four hours but I won't get in the shower until like one or two chair swap get out your chair yeah thoughts Jim um

I think all the y'all are hose Say that again You don't explain yourself Um It's hard to explain to explain Because what does it mean to be productive You see myself I class productive as

Um Increasing my Rank on Call of Duty See, that's a legend I mean, you did pay for the game So I guess You know Yeah, video games are just jobs now anyway

So Yeah, so I think You can read about it In my dissertation Ho's No, not that at all I don't think that's a valid point, Jamie Why is that?

Because, you know, I'm I've teetered on the edge of workaholicism teetered on the edge you fully fucking committed yeah you eat workaholicism for breakfast lunch and brunch

yeah you eat a fucking tuna at the can but that also adds to the point that at work at the moment being in quarantine I'm not that good difficult to actually be good at work while not actually working

quit then no because I need my job Why? Well, because society says I have to have a job. Why? That's wrong. No, that's white. No, we need homeless people.

Okay, so you're electing me? Is this a giant election to be homeless? I'm representing us if I'm homeless. I'm not really sure what your point was, to be honest. Yeah, what kind of zoned out? I actually kind of zoned out for a 30 seconds. 30 seconds. Yeah, what are you talking about?

You're going to lost it, James, man. I lost it quite. We've got to get your chair to in the right way. All the blood's going to your head. You guys said before we started recording that you had some controversial opinions, and I want to hear it. Oh, we do. Oh, this chair is very, okay. I have a controversial opinion that is going to, that's going to change the way

that I actually perceives. you know, entertainment. Okay. The dark light is not that good. Shut the fuck I. I was waiting for this day. Boring opinion. No, no.

You know what? You'd really fit in, you know, some of the classes I've been in there. Listen, listen. With the European, like, film cunts. They're like, oh no, it's only good if it's four hours long and fuck all happens. Okay. So, upon watching the dark night for the first time, tears at 10 out of 10. Great movie. I absolutely love it.

Can't watch it anymore though. Why? Because, like, the best scenes, they just, they've lost their punt. So what? It's like playing, like, called a Gigi Moral Fair 2. So how is the film not that good, though? It's not, it is good for some things. Not going to share those things, but...

What? What are you talking about? What do you mean? what did you actually mean by that I'm I'm not since watching that movie again I just it's lost its punch completely it just stopped misdirecting what the fuck did you mean what do you mean what does I mean you said it's good for some things me you know it's kind of that like winked to the camera well yeah it is good for some what the what the fuck does that mean

I can't share that what does it mean what does it mean what is there in the dark night that is like sexy what the fuck you're talking about is it Christian bail of course anyway no no all I'm saying is

it's you've got to be able to look at a movie for how enjoy well it is to re-walk after you've seen it the first time I'm sorry everybody he won't be coming back and the dark night doesn't doesn't do it

dark night rises on you oh don't you dare the dark night rises on the fucking of re-watch made me angry it's the best of the series what the fuck no now you're just being obviously you're trying to fucking bait shut the fuck up

contrarian James that it again my fucking Controversial opinion wasn't even that controversial. You just come in here with your fucking un-based nonsense. You know what? Fucking did you again. Because you know I'm true.

I know you're true. What is this auger? Shit, do you keep saying? I don't know what you're referring to, Alex. You literally said that was your name at the intro. My name is Orr. Well, this is. is the secret Alex.

Auger. Auger. What'd you do while watching the dark night? Boom. But why? What do you mean why? What is there in the dark night for you to augur to, as you're putting it?

It's just so fucking boring. It's something to do. This guy's just talking shit. Okay, Wolfenstein, better series than fucking Doom, the new ones. That was what I was going to fucking say. Oh, damn. No, but doesn't that latest one kind of ruin that a bit. Well, I don't

know if anyone counts that anymore. Is it called Young Blood? Yeah, because it's not even like a full game, is it? It's not like a whole game. It's like a 20-quid, 25-quid kind of piece of shit, isn't it? I thought that was what it was this whole time. Am I wrong? Yeah? Yeah, that is what it is. Well, yeah, and it's just

so I'm just ignore that. I just, yeah, a wolfens sign the new order and the new Colossus and the old blood way more fun and way more engaging than Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal That's my fucking take

I can't get the correct read on Doom Eternal Because when it first came out Everyone seemed to like unanimously love it Yeah But now more people are bringing things up They don't like about it I just think it's very fucking unfund Killing enemies does not make you feel like

The Doom Slayer looks You know does not make you feel that way Is it like really challenging? Yeah, but in a way that doesn't it's not like I'm trying to think I don't know I'm going to say that playing Halo reach on a halo on like heroic or legendary can be challenging But the game's still pretty fun to kill enemies you know you could you know you played Halo 2 dog I can use an energy weapon and then I can shoot them in the head and that's reasonably fun Yeah okay halo 2 doesn't count fucking we don't talk about that shit but

Doom Eternal I just found every enemy takes much too long to take down to the point where I'm just constantly irritated by it and finding all these things in the levels which you're kind of obliged to do because they're directly tied to how powerful you can be how many abilities you can have and you know how much health you've got or that shit isn't very fun traversing those levels and looking for the secrets is just not that fun to me Orfenstein barely matters you know that barely matters if you find the collectibles in a level. Maybe like the armour statues or something, but even

then. Plus, there's a story. So I'm like an actual story so I'm immediately more interested. Yeah, I always liked Wolfenstein over Doom, but I mean it doesn't so much for me to like something over Doom. I've

um, I've obviously, I've never played um, uh, I've never finished the original Doom, but there was like quite obvious problems with that. There was like, framework for them to approve upon. But having played is it the New Order?

The New Order and Old Blood. Those two games are just so good. Everything that's good about Doom is done better by Wolfman. You can tear you know, there are little Nazis that you can tear through and destroy and there's like some stealth that's, you know, simple and easy but it's still quite fun because I don't know, it just is. I can't

make a comparison to Doom because it doesn't have stealth so you know um but that's that's the thing killing the Nazis in doom not doom in uh wolfenstein is quicker but still it you can be overwhelmed you can still be overwhelmed by enemies if you run out there like an idiot they'll probably kill you but you can still tear through them and feel like this you know nazi killing badass can't do that in doom i don't really i didn't really feel like a badass at any point in that game Yeah, I wish I... That's the only way I can describe it. I hate the words badass, but...

All of us are kind of on the same page as you, so... I never was down with the Doom hype in the same way. I understood why it was, like, good for the fans of that. I never cared about Doom anyways, the thing. Like, I was never going to break it. So, yeah, that's my recent thing, the Wolfenstein games. But, you know, not to, like, the only reason I compare them is because, well they have that obvious

link to each other but I did you know without trying to just shit on one say that it's better I do just think Wolfenstein is very good I think that the new order is very good and I played the new Colossus you know sort of recently as well

I haven't you know ages ago this is just me I'm gonna replay all of them now as the point and I'm having a good time with the new order I think one is better than two in terms of that's what I've heard I just one is better than two

I kind of stayed away from two because I've had a lot of chances to play it but I just had such a good time with the first that was just like I don't want to ruin that experience no I mean two is still worth playing you know the story continues It's more goofy Speaking of goofy

I've got I've got my controversial idea Idea What's your controversial idea? Okay, so We all know how I'm like the music guy of Jha. Right. I've been listening to a few albums recently.

Yeah. Right. And I've stumbled upon this sort of indie one. Uh, uh, this by this guy called, uh,

Kendrick Lamar oh yeah yeah um yeah uh you've probably you might have heard the album i think um i told you about it once or something uh and uh it's called a good kid's mad city yeah It's lame, it sucks It's a sucky album It's a Do you actually think that Jesus No

I can get you I've been listening to it Like on and off Yeah But I mean I appreciate it but I just feel like for every

great song there's kind of a lame song I know it feels like something I've missed that album it feels like you kind of had to be there yeah there possibly was a period between like 2012

and 2014 30 15 that it would have been a good time to have listened to it because some of the songs are undoubtedly still great but like I'm really not a fan of poetic justice, and it's not just because Drake is on it. Although I would forgive, if it was.

I would forget that it is. It's partly because Drake is on it. But I don't know, man, it just sounds like... It's very attached to its era, I think. Yeah, I don't want to use the G word, but I think it sounds a bit groovy. What do you think, James? I need a chair. I'm going to completely disagree with you here.

Like that album, like, there's no bad song in it. I will listen to that whole album and have a bang in time. Then compared to one of his other albums, Damn, one of his other albums won't name any names, Damn. He absolutely hates Damn so much. This is where. where the marking criteria comes into place you know the majority of the album has to be good to be good if it's not good if that majority is not good it's not a good album and damn does not

does not hit that criteria there's like two good songs loyalty is like incredible that's one of the best things on the album it's better than any song from uh that's no that's scientific see this they were doing this yesterday this is just a thing that they've been doing recently Not. I'm being truthful. Damn is not that good. Oh, no, no. I mean, you're saying about loyalty, though. That's the thing. I know you don't think dam's very good. Like, I was so high for damn at the time, you know. But it turned out to be terrible.

It's not terrible. It's just sort of all right. Yeah, I'm deep and I'm fired up. All I want to is just get higher. you look so good it's da' I see you look so good

and die for a ha yeah where is James right now on this I cannot listen to like

if an album actually makes me want to go back to it and listen to it it's a good album I don't ever want to listen to

Dan I've got a weird relationship with them how how so like I appreciate that it's cringe

but it's the good kind of cringe you're going to elaborate or leave it there's not much more to say on the subject I'm afraid dear brother now we have to say though we have to actually you know yeah we do I have something I actually have to say

to pimp above it is more as good as as I just say shut up Shut up. It's nothing to Kendrick though, so I'll say it after James. To Pimp a Butterfly is Leaps and Bounds his best album. No. What were you saying, James? About what?

To Pimp a Butterfly. It's not as good as Good Kid Mad City. Alex, you've listened to Good Kid Mad City. You told me you hated it if I remember correctly. No, I just, it's not my favourite. Get him. I've listened There's not many songs from Tipa Butterfly

I'll actually want to re-listen Which compared to Good Kid Mad City is quite bad I think that's the difference With The Pimper Butterfly If I listen to I probably listen to the whole Actually Good Kid Mad City I do that too I'm more likely just to listen to a track From Good Kid Mad City though

Than I am to Pimp a Butterfly Where I'll likely listen to the whole album want a dick on a shirt check the description below good afternoon morning evening all right ladies and gentlemen welcome to the second half of this jar media podcast we are currently on an absolute gorgeous

mountain range in the Pacific just wind and I hair having an absolute blast drinking pinocalladas and stuff Titty's flapping in the breeze. Yeah. No, you don't have peanut cardas, you have just neat whiskey.

And that's anything that's acceptable. When I'm on holiday, I'll do whatever I want. What good luck going on holiday, loser. Shut up. Italy has just opened its fucking borders for travel in and out. Yeah, for plebs, right you, not for men like me. You guys ready for questions? Yeah, I got fuck all the substance right now.

We got to do the questions, chans. Go on, Reuben. It's seeming that you haven't done it for a while. Questions. Questions? Questions. Questions? I don't know if there was a chant

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I hear everything on Twitter You can't Banana Ray is going to start us off with this one saying What are your opinions on the weird weirdo jarlings who photoshop you guys into gay porn. The ones that popped up on Reddit recently seem to have had a lot of effort put into it. And I'm not sure if that makes it creepier than a meme, Microsoft Paint Job. Nah, funny, go for it.

Just be, just get good at Photoshop, man, fuck it. You can do it. Why not? I'd prefer if it was, um, whoops. I'd prefer... See, I think the fact that it's a really good Photoshop implies the opposite. I think it implies that they have immense skill, and it's effortless for them to do so. Yeah.

Damn. That's a very good point. flaunt it, you know. I'd prefer, though, if they did, like, deep fakes of us. Like videos and stuff? Of me and Ruben, specifically. Just for the funniness, you know? Just for the humor.

Yeah, just for the humor. So if somebody could get on that, I'd really appreciate it. Can they at least edit Jamie to be the Mexican I'd really appreciate that Be the what? Nothing.

Huh? What did he say? What did he say? James is such a sneaky one. You realize it's being fucking recorded, right? You can't pull this while we're recording audio.

What? You don't even know he's in a podcast. Okay, Iron Hellmate 2-2-2 says, If you had to pick one fruit to have forever, and all the rest would be destroyed, which would you pick and why? I personally would keep watermelon because they're tasting good. That was their opinion, not mine, because I would not choose watermelon. Yeah, neither would I.

I would not choose watermelon. James, would you choose watermelon? This is my... I don't like watermelon. Okay, you fucking what fruit would you... Is anyone surprised? Wasberries. Okay.

I respect it. Um, well, there's lots of options. You see, grapes are nice. Uh, strawberries are nice. As James said, raspberries, peaches. I got a definitive one. Okay, go on. I'd keep bananas because you can make smoothies.

No, we all know why you're keeping vanilla. on is weird. Yeah, I knew that one. I guess that's your answer by default, then, Alex. I was going to say strawberries, actually. They could be putting in your butt. What?

Nature's butt plug. No, no, that's a peach. No, that's nature's butt. No. Coconut. It's just logical to think about it. No, coconuts are the ones they go up but then they exactly

ha ha ha Jesus I'd keep I'd keep I'd keep five four I'd keep

three cucumber cucumber I'm just saying the pineapple is the pineapple is the fruit you want in an emergency. Oh, that's going in my cringe collection. Why do you want pineapple in an emergency?

Oh, I forgot I meant grapefruit. Oh. Would you grapefruit yourself if you could? I'd have to remove a few ribs, but no. Why not? So you just removed the ribs anyway, Would you? Yes.

Of course. I do that anyway. Yeah, okay. Don't like that. Not a fan of that. What was the... What was the responses to the fruit then? You didn't...

I said banana. You didn't say anything. Yeah. He said strawberries. Yeah. Do you mean cucumber? Do you actually mean that? I said cucumber.

Yeah. Do you actually mean that? A, uh, when you can have a, uh, when you can get a, uh, when you can get a plowments without cucumber, let me know. Okay, uh, Nat figure says, how often do the jar boys get recognized in public? I mean, rarely now that we're not going outside, before quarantine, probably six to eight times a day. see this is this is wrong sneaky nobody knows my true identity so luckily i've never been noted what do you mean nobody knows your true identity everyone does my true identity as auger i am a ghost in in the wild augur does this change this new phase we're going into

auger territory i don't know how i suppose it is yeah augur is the ultimate out form of chain. This is it. I don't think I was ready for another arc. Yeah, you just had an arc. It's somebody else's turn. What's sake? You guys always ruin my fun.

Fuck this. Um, how about this one then from Fate... Fatrid telephone box. It says opinions on baths. Are they relaxing and calming or are they waste of time bathing in your own shit and grime?

Um, that's a nice rhyme. What was a nice rhyme? Well, think about it. I'm feeling kind of. I think they're a pretty, you know, all right time. It's just I find being so tall, I can't really, I don't really fit that comfortably. Sorry, you're. emotional story was really getting to me.

Baths are, um, delicious. Yeah. I'm a big fan of baths. I, I actually prefer bathing to showering. That, what? Yeah, I'm with you. I mean, it's much more comfortable, isn't it?

It's not very efficient. I just make sure, you know, my butt doesn't have like shit leaking out of it before getting in and then, yeah, good, usually. If, I find lying like Geryl from the beginning of Witcher 3 in a bath is actually just

so supremely No but it doesn't do the cup of cleaning That's the problem Well that's not necessarily the point there I mean I don't know I disagree this idea of when you get in a bath You're filling up with it think about how easy it is To make water change colour

You can put like one droplet of another substance It's like oh now that was brown One droplet of cola What's brown? So really And that water's not going to taste that much of cola So if you think about it You know when the bath water goes like you know, black from all your dirt

it's not really that dirty, it's fine. That's a good point. What about bubble biath? Don't you have bubble bioth? Doesn't that cleanse the bacteria? Bubble baths from sponge bob. No, I'm talking bubble bioth from a funny show. If I have a bath, I still put like shower gel on me.

You just got to stand up for a sec. Yeah, I do the same thing. And see my gross, sweaty, slippery pink body in the mirror. I hear that's the only thing about bars you know you get it too hot and maybe it's a warm day maybe maybe you're not even if it's a warm day you can just get very hot can you yeah yeah you can overheat if you do it the wrong way

yeah but I I tend to either run the bath too hot or too cold and then just have the tap running while I'm in it yeah yeah it's a hard life we have yeah just infinite water What a luxury. Okay, how about this one? From Juice Guy 50. Have you guys seen the Alvin' and Chipmunks movies?

No. Well, I've seen one of them. Yeah, I saw the first one a while ago. I think I've seen the second one. When did you watch the first one? School. Oh, wait. What, like primary school?

Yeah. And did you like it? No. I thought it was really boring. Do you think it was lame? Even though Tobias is in it. Is he really? Is he really?

Yeah. You don't even know who Tobias is James. Toby Turner. No, not that one. Oh, you're thinking of Tabascus. Oh. Maybe I have seen them I might have seen all of them at this point

I don't know, I have some weird I don't know Yeah, they're really good Fuck the haters Really? Yeah, they're genuinely really funny Theodore Simon

Alvin Alvin Exactly, exactly You're just sat there waiting for the Alvin scream. And then you get a spine tingling sensation as he does it. Spine tingle? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Well, it depends if you're in the fandom to the degree I am. Right, right, yes, right. What does that constant burning sound? Yeah, I don't know. I have a question here. You three can answer. And I don't have an answer for.

Yeah, oh yeah. You can answer it. From Mild and Wild 420. He says, Do any of you have a favorite gun slash loadout in Modern Warfare 2019? I know James plays a lot. If the rest of the funnies have one even better. Okay.

James, you want to take it away? Okay. I think the loadout depends on the mode. I think just for the case of conversation, let's talk about war zones specifically. Okay, yeah, that's what everyone plays now, so. I will use an M-13 with subsonic rounds and an ACog. It's like perfect gun.

Silenced, you know, good at range, and it is just, it can destroy when you get used to it. Like I did yesterday, I did nine kills in a match. Really good match, we won, it was great fun. It did win. It's just a great, all-round, all-round gun. Okay. Oh well, I will go next then. But you want to get yourself, I'm going to go into a bit more detail, you want to get yourself the M13 with a 50 round mag, a suppressor, the longest barrel, and I like a GI Mini reflex myself.

I'm just, you know, that type of guy. But any one of those short magnification sites will do. As for your perks, obviously it's cold-blooded and ghost, and then for your third one, whatever the fuck you want. And your secondary should be an RPG. no matter what I don't I don't hear any excuses you have an RPG on the RPG is is really good at the moment you can easily just absolutely shit on people if you're in the white circumstance because you can just destroy shields and knock multiple of them down

it's a game change year so you should always have an RPG with you just in case things go a bit sour and my final piece of advice is to play as a skin which is like camera So, you know, one of the ones of a gilly suit on. Surprisingly useful if you just lay down and don't move. People just don't see you. Yeah, we play as wats, literally. We are just a watson.

So yeah, finally, Jim. Um, well, let's me tell you a few things about the way I see it. Right. Um, firstly you want to start off, um, So, I'm like a shotgun person, if that makes sense. I always like a pump action in my game, if that makes sense. I like doing the animations and sort of putting them in order of my favorite to my least favorite, if that makes sense like that. Um, what the fuck you talk about?

Uh, Jamie's just trying to, um, cover up the fact that he really likes the FAL. No, they like FAMIS. He likes the FAMIS. It's the best gun in the game. Um, yeah, I'm a normal, I use the M4. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm not all about those default on insights. They ain't good, bro. I'm more of the, uh, the sort of a bit of zoom, bit or not. some sort of um cringe maybe even a grenade launcher on there if you're feeling

frisky you know what I'm saying grenade launcher did you really just say that sorry I'm gonna have to revoke your cod points now sorry yeah look next question please Christ see yeah next question please papers please let's do this one from big schlong warrior who says hey boys I need help. It's my mother's birthday next Saturday and I don't know what to get her. She's turning 40 something so of you guys

have and gift ideas it would be excellent. I will say I'm shit at gift ideas already so I'm not going to be of any help. Well seeing as we can make some assumptions based on the fact he doesn't actually know what her age is

her expectations are probably fairly low get her she'd probably be happy of like some flowers and some chocolates no no you're going to get her the Echo Falls tropical flavor four pound 50 for a bottle of that

then you're going to get her a single double decker just taped to it really crudely and I don't know some sort of vessel to drink it from maybe if you get yourself a takeaway and you ask for a can of Coke finish that out rinse it out sort of cut the top out give it to her drink her chocolate her echo fools from dip her double-decker in it that is a good good choice get her an

Amazon fire stick yeah get her a an official war zone strategy guide which can be downloaded for free I think as a PDF yeah get something that's good for you yeah get something like mm-hmm a new spatula that doesn't touch the surface not because I mean if I were her I'd personally appreciate something you know like I'd possibly appreciate a Sabre from Healer Reach Mission Long Night of Solace If I were her Not that Sam Smith has a question for us Sam Smith

Sam Smith Sam Smith? Sam Smith question for us Hey The Whiting's on The Wighting's on Dewa Here is another dilemma for you to debate over

It is the future You are in a restaurant and being served by a robot waiter Do you say thank you Yes of course It depends and if it says anything to me It's not yet If I just acknowledge it with a smile

Is the Is the robot hand it and then you piss on it. I don't eat there because I think that humans should still have jobs because those robots are going to take all of our jobs. They can take my job, I'm okay with that. They're going to take everyone's jobs now. Well, no. What's what, even drug dealers?

Yeah. Yeah, robots are easier. Just stick on a drone, fly at your client, boom, done. Yeah, I don't see where you wouldn't say thank you I do What if you've been in this civilisation for so long And these robot Let's say slaves have been in action for so long That they're just ubiquitous

Everyone's used to them In that instance you might not say thank you No, I would I'd still say thank you No you wouldn't I know I would because I'm a nice person. You right now would. If they opened a robot diner tomorrow, you would say thank you, yes.

Yes, I say thank you as it is now and I've been around humans for hundreds of years. Doesn't mean I'm going to not say thank you. Is your nephew's nephew going to thank the robot in the diner? I don't care. Ooh. That's the real question. Is your daughter's mother going to say thank you in the robot restaurant?

No, because there's no, I haven't got daughter. That daughter does not have a mother. Is robot restaurant or Auger 8 a better name for this episode? Um, Orga 8 robot restaurant. Orga 8, yeah.

Yes, can you just stop, can you stop mocking my nightclub before it's even existed? what the mysteries that go on in your head it's quite a mister on place isn't it Charlie O'Neill 06 has this to say

hi boys loving all the castes can you rank all the swear words from best to worst and justify why you chose the number one pick it would really help me mentally thanks okay well the C-U-N-T word is is probably the word.

You could just say it. C-U-N-T word. It's not, I don't like that word, you know. Yeah, you do. I don't ever say it, I'm trying to not to swear because that me, that makes me... Makes you what? Ah. It doesn't make me anything, I just, you know, I don't want to swear unnecessarily.

okay but that's not the question what's the best swear word um it's it's fuck or shit what i mean i think fuck yeah i'm i'm in agreement that i do you say what like that jim you think poo poo is funny Who isn't a swear word? Who is my answer? We. Um, what about us? Give heed to me and spring night. What's the worst were we?

What do you mean by worst? That was the question. Alright, I thought we were talking about, I was answering as if we were talking about, like, what, uh, favorite or best ones? Yeah. Yeah. The worst swear word?

best or worst it depends if you close some racial slurs as swear words ah true because that then all of them yeah they're the worst ones yeah the best the best one is probably um bollocks oh that's pretty good one actually yeah it's a good one but i never find myself saying i've been saying wow what have i been recently I sometimes I like to get you know just a few British ones back in you know because I feel like I should but I can't wanker yeah I I haven't sworn that much at the moment because I just resort to just making up words instead I don't offend anyone it's just a made up word I don't swear so honestly I

Is he do? When do I like, when did I last swear? When we're playing Calls Duty? That's because I got brutally killed by a noob. Brutely killed by a noob. Dichead is a good one. I've been using that a bit more recently. Dickhead. Fuck Nugget, that's a good one.

Chode Josa? No, that was different. Hey! I called James, um, let me find it. Um, I call James a, um, a cranky cock-cunt. No one said bitch, where did bitch go? Ah, that's a good one too. Two sexes for me.

Well, and pussy as well, obviously. Yeah, that's quite a bad one. What do you mean bad? I don't like that word It reminds me of the dark night I'm not even if I can ask why Yeah don't don't don't indulge him We have a good question from

Odd Oz 62 Says If life was like a video game And you could see your final stats when you die What stat would you want to see the most What's that game where Poohs done What game?

What game though? You beat me to it. Poop's done. I don't know, mine would be bogeys eaten. Because imagine the shot, though, if you're someone that has never eaten one, if there's like two or three on there, and you're like, what the, how did that happen? Um, Ruby, you eat your bogeys, don't you? no I do not that's foul but I do have a tale that

I tell of being in primary school where I watched a boy sneeze lots of snots onto his hand and yeah I know it doesn't it just make you on a fucking fold inside out and that boy was James um

does everyone just have a primary school memory of just that one kid who sneezes and just so much snort flies out of their nose It was tune for me. Jim. What?

Yeah. No, that's actually seeded into my brain, like in primary school. It was this kid called Elvio. You sneezed. Elvio? Yeah, I couldn't. I swear to Christ, I couldn't, like, look away, because it was, like, so much... Just quantity.

And, like, every... The whole class had to stop because it was, like, all over the fucking. like all over the fucking table and all over his hands and you know that like kind of stringy web yeah it was literally connected from his nose to his like hands and between his fingers everyone was just like what the fuck he must have been holding it in or something fucking like it years worth have snopped his fucking just I remember having a bad incident at school, it was an exam, like a GCSE exam. And it was so quiet, I didn't want to cough.

So I held the coffin, like, as long as I kid. And then it fucking explodes out of me. No, I remember that that exam. anxiety where you didn't want to actually make any noise to be the one that everyone looks at. Yeah. At the time, you have like a cold

and you need to like... You can't like blow your nose. And it's like, you've got to go like... If you can't, it's not in your nose and you can't like blow out, you've got to like suck it in. But if you suck it in, it'll be far too loud. So you've got to do like really sneaky suck.

A sneaky suck. That's a good name for the episode as well. No, we'll get demonetized instantly, like, um, milky jugs was pushing me. For the last one. Trying to do stealthy sucks in the example. Very difficult. Stealthy sucks, did you say? I believe it.

George is not okay, says James, worst song you've ever. heard go poetic justice no no you're gonna have to give me a second I'm gonna pull up my list should I activate a death laser then I have I officially have a list of like the worst song so I'm gonna I'm gonna absolutely blow your minds away

this is gonna you're gonna hate it's four or five seconds ooh that's not even a bad take a lot I like that song It's home till Monday And then it's another 24 hours till Tuesday

Make it back home Friday Is that your only answer James? There's two more for James To end this episode then dig the head says question for james how many wall zone wins do you have uh like six yeah six no that's a lie

no it is six he had five and he got one more yesterday he did not have five he had like three no i think he had five i i i believe it's a good player but i'm not i'm not triad so if i win it just means i'm better than everyone else sorry so you are a triad no because i don't use the gr u w you use the m13 that's like almost identical weapon. No, they're different. Mine is slow firing, therefore better. Okay, and finally, James?

Yep. Can James explain the GIF of Michael Jordan from Space Jam that he always uses in the replies of the JAR Twitter account? Can I explain it? Yeah.

Wait, that's not Michael Jordan. It's Cove. Kobe. It's fucking Cove. That's not Michael Jordan, is it? It's Michael Jordan, isn't it? No, it's... No, it's Kobe.

I hate Alex. What have I done? I just asked a question. I didn't fucking say shit. That's it. That's it. I'm doing, I'm just sick of you goats now. You're done? Yeah, I'm fucking done.

I'm fucking fed up. Okay, all good. got anything to say we round off um co-bay no i don't think so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha go on that james is hosting it why do i have to end it Cobay Gobe? Go on, James, please. Thank you for watching this episode of the

Kobe cast. We hope you have a very safe time in quarantine and you are good and have a lovely day and we'll catch you on the next episode of the Angry Joe show. Thank you.