JAR Media Posdact - Original GEEZERS

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:13 Housekeeping 16:31 Film Twitter Hates Alex 36:12 Mid Break 39:46 Question Segment: Milk 41:58 Roleplays 52:11 Not Knowing What To Do 56:56 Arctic Monkeys? 1:08:02 Style of Games We're Sick Of 1:15:44 RAD 1:17:00 Patron Segment #Brocast41

Everybody watch football now. Yeah. I'm just having my weekly Jerk-Arse panic attack. I'm glad I'm glad the ape Robbie Williams movie had a panic attack in it. That's how I like watch movies now.

I only watch them if there's a panic attack in it. Yeah. did you like a movie Pussing Boots What did the Mario movie Oh you haven't seen it I guess No Who is a panic attack in it?

Mario Mario has a panic attack Yeah Okay Yeah What about the new um Because I have crippling anxiety

So how it works I'm having one right now A panic attack Yeah I'm just really good at hiding it You're masking There's the best depiction Of a panic attack

I have seen is in the show's succession there's this kind of like old dude and they're in like they're in somewhere in the Middle East and something like really suss is happening and they're like freaking out

and like guns are being pulled out and there's just a character that's like he's rigid and he's like he can't engage in the scene he's like I'm having a panic tower right now and he says it in the most like flat like

and it's such a good like comedic beat but also like but real that's real rather and then kieran colkin is like

skibody toilet do you remember in home alone when he has a panic attack that's his brother mccall mcglockley

i know but that's why it reminded me though they're not the same you're doing what we don't really get the comments anymore but used to be

i can't tell them apart because they're bloody voices that's because shifting my voice to sound No, I started shifting my voice. Well, that's, that's done it awesomely then, because we've both, like, gone our own projectories. No. I think we should try and sound more similar.

Yeah. Like McCauley Colkin and Kieran Culkin, you know. I'll be McCauley. And I'll be Kieran. Go? Welcome back to another episode of Impressions, the Impressions podcast. Today we're doing McCauley Colkin meeting Michael Jackson for the first time. Jesus Christ

Who's who? You choose I'm happy with either Well good afternoon, evening or night Ladies and gentlemen I'm welcome to broadcast What is this 41? I believe

21 I'm It's still funny It's still funny It's still funny It went on a journey of like Not funny Was that like 10 years ago that was funny?

Depends who you ask. Yeah. But when did, um, when did Black Panther come out? Because that's when... Oh, good question. What are those? An eternity ago? An Eternalsty ago.

Because he wore the white vans in that one, right? Yeah, that's right. That was dated though when that came out. What are those back at it, Black Panther again with the white vans? Black Panther. 2018 So that was only yesterday Yeah, that wasn't long ago at all

No, that was a long time ago It was like six years ago Eight years ago Yeah, but I'm old enough I'm old enough now where six years isn't a very long time You know that fucking old I'm so old But I'm so old now days

But I'm Alex Join by Jim Huh And before we get too deep into the show You've got to go through the rigamarole, I'm afraid. I'm shout out the... I'm shuffling papers for those listening. That's cool. Is that cool?

Should I start doing that more? Yeah, you should. That's genuinely nice. That makes you look classy. Like the paper shuffling. Yeah, yeah. It makes you look like Piers Morgan. Oh, God.

I'm going to stop doing it then. No, like an actual, um, journalist. Wow, you're on a roll today. Why? Um, yeah. Shout to the Jarlings over on the page. They make the audio version of the show possible. They get the raw unfiltered MP3, everyone, Patreon, ad-free.

And once a month, patron names, dibby tier above, get read out. You normally do that in the first or second week. It's the second week of January. Attached to this episode, they will be. And some of them are insane. Um, I guess last bit of... No, there are two more things. J after hours on Patreon.

Been doing well. There's all sorts of content over there. there we watched Kanye's weird AI generated bomb music video we went through our Spotify wrapped there's a few music things on there actually but most recently we did the uh what was it called the new Wallace and Gromit we talked about that's up on the patron right now a vengeance most foul loaf and foul no not that one yeah um and yeah we're planning to do the next one on the robbie williams film better man which we saw yesterday.

I'm excited to delve into that. In more detail. And last minute, at least, the journal media group chat, of course. Our ongoing chat is going on, and before we record each episode, I say, Hey, what should we talk about or something? Got any ideas?

And we get told what to do. They just tell us, they write scripts for us, and... I know say what. What does that mean? It means, um... Howdy, Paz. How's the day going for you?

It's all right. Oh. Je ne se b. What does that mean? It means... How about me? Not sure. Let's do housekeeping.

I want to do it. Okay. Travis King can get us going off the Jeremy group chat. your group chat howdy jar i love the new as good as they say video on the new wallace and grommet film wanted to ask if you guys were planning on making any more content on wallace and grommet also where does curse the wear rabbit rank among the best dream works films cheers jar by bear bear bear bye um that's a genuine fire fucking question i don't count it yeah it's in a set echelon i think you can count flushed away but not yeah

Flushed away his fucking G-tier. Fuck that film. I hate that film. You were going on about that film last episode as well. Was I? You've got a real thing. Dumb fucking rat movie. I can sue a rat movie.

Slugs in concept? Fire. Slugs in execution? Dick. Yeah, the minions kind of fixed it and improved it, you know? Slugs were too detailed. The minions took the slugs and they were like, where did they go wrong? Let's do this right. Like, um...

They're not chicken nuggety enough. Yeah, they're not, um, French enough. Too British. Um, I'd say, flushed away. Flush it away. Damn. You had that plan, didn't you?

Uh-huh. I've been thinking about this all week. You had that banked. Yeah. Um... Yeah, definitely more well as and grum. my God, son, 100. Definitely.

100. I've been, I, I've been waiting for these days for so long, like a, like you've wanted to do this. A WG resurgence. Mm-hmm. You know. Where is he? Wanking galore.

Yeah. Yeah. Not visible, I don't think, but fuck. Not on screen, but. I think he needs to, he needs to be adjusted. He, he needs to replace some, swapping. Smiler. No, small dog staying.

No, he's, he's. stays on the wall but you switch the spot no I can swap it with this one perhaps it's the same size nah smile dog's got to go what do you have against smile dog don't like it anymore

I've grown up what I've grown out of him no those are two words banned here grown and up what's wrong with up buy a film that's a top tier marvel film

uh Henrik Carlson has this to say, greetings, it's your boy. This is from the group chat. No question, just wanted to thank you for making my 40-minute drive to work feel like 10 minutes when I'm listening to your shit posting and laughing out loud at your episodes. Treated my ears to the masterpiece that is episode 3,000 yesterday to start my Friday night, bear, bear. Did we do episode 3,000? Jarkas 3,000 is getting a bit of love recently.

Every now and again, certain ones just like, come back. What the hell is 3,000? I guess it was episode 300, but I put an extra zero on it. and then we called it Jarcast 3000 or something that's cool like Andre 3000 um I was doing more of a spill reference but sure no one knows even what that is so the robot co-host co-host yeah I remember oh I remember where is co-host these days what's he just chilling in Austin Texas somewhere oh the you live by the sword you die by the sword the new MAGA republic um I got three comments here we're going to

my subject I want to talk about a little nasty thing has happened like a month ago but dad jokka baby 1 506 says the joker baby oh yeah the joke um okay I got address this there was a whole thread on the subreddit that was like I like sucks at reading is he dumb are you I'm definitely getting dumber, but I, all I ask, right, is, um, this is difficult. What? It wasn't even a question. You are getting dumber.

I'm getting dumber by the minute. Dumb and dumber, but Dumb and Duma 3? It's all that laughing gas, I just abuse, you know? Every time I lose multiple brain cells. Yeah. But yeah, reading's hard. Reading is hard. Like, I really struggle.

Not helping our case, I'm sounding it like. Down one, down there. But no, reading is hard. But specifically these screen, these names. Yeah, when it's like, they're all under- When you remove punctuation. Yeah, exactly. It's really hard, like, genuinely.

And there was someone that was like, Alex always says, this was written weird, even though one of the comments he read of mine was perfectly written. There was nothing wrong with it. He just says it to put it on the jar. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, sometimes I do.

I'm going to be real. Yeah, but also you're probably not using apostrophies. Yeah, definitely. There's a lot of, some of the stuff I've read over the years. Some of the stuff. Some of the grammar. Some of the, uh... Go to finishing school.

We need some finishing school up in wherever some of these are coming from. Um, but the Joker baby, 1,506 says, It's crazy, you guys brought up the 20-year cycle, and then the 70s, because that also got remixed or revived in the 90s with grunge. That was just 60s and 70s nostalgia mixed with 90s edge. It's why everyone wore flannel. That was also a 70s thing. Look up the smashing pumpkins, whenever they first started, when Billy Corgan still had hair, he rocked, like this hippie look. In fact, the grunge sound to classic hard rock is almost like what breakcore is to drum and bass.

Yeah. a 20 year cycle or something I think it's made up it's all made up really think about it deep enough do you think there could maybe be some giant conspiracy controlling everything I don't want to say yes

but yes I don't see this to me this kind of this kind of idea Yeah, um, this kind of belief, let's call it, is more like a religion, you know, like, it's not based in any, like, I can't prove that, that every 20 years, the, the, the, the global controlling, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, copy and pasting. time just forever um in the vault of glass we're all within a vault of glass what i'm saying is it's all pointless what you're what you're to me i think we should become nihilist

you already are yeah no yeah no no i am i'm gonna start calling you nile My new member of the cast, Nile We're going to get into Philosophical Beliefs So why is everything Pointless Niall Genuinely, just think about it

Just be honest with yourself Oh God I haven't done that before Yeah, that's literally all it takes You can be Nile, I'll be Nihil Try it Nehiel Yes

That works Nile and Nihil It's like an enemy podcast Jarre Jarre switched Nihilist Jah Hmm This is gonna need to

work Could have workshop this one a little bit Yeah We've only just learned about the concept Yeah And I'm obsessed A Dwerg Bungus 4597 said

You're thinking of Gen Alpha Alex Gen Beta is only just this year being born So I guess I made some joke about Generation Beta And how unlucky they would be or are going to be or are There's probably been a few babies born so far This year, would you? Not yet Elon Musk hasn't pumped

Just Elon Musk hasn't pumped for stop Yeah not yet he doesn't start until like march springtime no you've just guaranteed April showers you know what I'm saying no you've just guaranteed stop talking about so Elon it's not my fault

he can't stop spraying his DNA it's not my fault we finally have Ironman in real life you know yeah sorry for being so excited the Avengers assemble the Avengers are like actually assembling in America and it's the cringiest shit I've ever fucking seen

it's like one of those YouTube videos the Avengers in real life yeah yeah and it's like Joe Rogan's face photoshopped onto Captain America looping back round to a WG Oyo yo yo yo yo yo too says this isn't a question but please please please do a ranking of all the Wallace and Gromit films

yours truly Nathan I knew people first people want it I knew, I knew, because I want it. I want to sit and, like, properly work it out. I want, you want. You want? I want.

Everybody happy. That was my Kieran Culkin impression, by the way. I hope that landed. Oh, shall I do my McCauley-Kulkin impression? Yeah. Yeah, what's that, Michael? Um, there's only one topic I want to talk about today.

Okay. I think. Yeah. And it makes me sad. It makes me cry. Oh. It makes me upset. That's sad. Yeah. It makes me feel nihilistic, actually. Come to think of it. Join their club. So, this actually happened like in December, but because it was like right before Christmas. I didn't, I don't, I didn't want to talk about it last week either. I just waiting for a moment to talk about this. But there was a bit of like a hate. thread on Twitter about me and Adam, right? And it's all about the new M Night Shyamalan movie Trap. It's not even new anymore. The serial killer in a Taylor Swift concert movie. Someone tweeted, I can't think of anything I'd watch less, because YMS uploaded. It's just called YMS and IHE rant about trap for one hour.

It was like, uh, recorded it like last year halfway, whenever it came out. at the cinema we filmed it um as part of like a sardonicast extra type thing and turned it into a full video and it only came out in December um someone screen capped two hours after the video was uploaded this screen capped it off YouTube and was like I can't think of anything I'd rather watch less um and I went through some of the quote tweets right and some of them are like this is the thing about Twitter now go on any any anything, look at the quote tweets, they're like, rabid dogs. It doesn't matter what it's about.

It could be an innocent, like, animal video. And, like, someone will quote tweet, like, something to do with Hitler, probably. So I'm going to go through some of these. The crazier ones are the ones that are, like, calling for death, which there are a few. I believe it, yeah. This person said, an execution video would be the only way. to make them bearable. Jesus.

Okay. One thing that lifted my mood, though, was seeing the Tim replies. Myriad people were just replying with images of Tim. I just wouldn't know anything else. Is there a Tim association with Sardonicust? No. I guess it's just Twitter and me. I took a screenshot of that one from the Mighty P. Ting.

um why he just replied to it um this is an interesting one I'm sorry but I stopped watching YMS and IHE because every single review of theirs

is the typical film bro why didn't they do this or the lighting was stupid the story makes no sense and it's like if you can't tell that trap is silly on purpose please be quiet did you say the lighting was silly

be honest I don't think we even mention the lighting actually Okay, be honest Was it silly? Was the lighting silly? No. Can you give an example

of lighting being silly? Um Yeah, that's a weird That's a weird Is that what it says or have I made that up? The lighting was stupid Stupid. Stupid.

Okay, stupid silly. Yeah. The lighting was stupid. I can't really say that's something I've definitely never said that I guess lighting can be bad I've probably crew I don't know maybe

critique like flat lighting or bad lighting on like Deadpool Wolverine scene or something I don't know valid that was quite a sentiment and just to clarify this

was restricted to Twitter and Twitter only it's not like the video was controversial on YouTube there's no comments the comment nothing the comment section is just completely normal the like to dislike is completely normal interesting it's just on Twitter okay because the film Twitter is just unhinged um have you considered that it's Russian bots at least 70% of these probably are except I don't know some of them are just like so

loaded like this one 2025 is the year of the kill YouTubers movement the hashtag kill YouTubers movement he was that you that's your response to this it's like what what there are things to like worry about in this world yeah there's things that genuinely get really upset about um

YouTubers calling lighting funny funny or whatever like that's the thing like I've heard the sentiment as well like sometimes I'll watch a movie and get like passionately cringed out or something and I'll go on like a cringy rant about why

I hate. I mean like obviously I've done, we did it last episode about Ryan Reynolds movies. Yeah, yeah. And like yeah, it's not that deep um and like some people can enjoy the movie. It doesn't mean like other people can't make complaints

about it. No no, but we made the discussion bad and annoying on purpose so you miss the point of the video. You don't saying and and for the record this is for a film that as of recording has a 5.9 on IMDB in a 52 met score so saying trap sucks is not really that controversial it's not yeah it's not like a unique sentiment yeah um this one's crazy I don't even know if I can young minor seeker and I hate ethnicities in the

Discord called together, and then a picture of Hitler, um, and one of his buddies, uh, isn't that crazy? Like, it's just straight of like 4chan stuff, you know? Are they trying to, like, edgy humor, I guess? Because a few months ago, I went on that other, there was some other thread where they were making similar kind of jokes with a picture of the I.G. face or something. what like saying that you're they put like the star of David they like mapped it yeah yeah it's like what you guys are fucking unhinged um do you think that's the the nought for ashkenazi like in your blood that made you'd um it was actually 3% um nort point

uh this guy said i wonder if they ever take a moment to think about how much of a detriment to the industry they have been I don't get like why is it so charged why it's so serious why so serious that's what they're with a joker yeah this person said they feel so anti-art to me

anti art they see the I guess the screenshot and then they just create this narrative about yeah I guess that is the like social media way take a you know and just go off off it's gone type thing

do you know what I mean this one interesting. I know we eventually got past the yelling era of Doug Walker-style critics. When do we do the same for the pretentious era of YMS, I-G and Ralph, the movie maker style of critics? A few people who called me pretentious before and I find that interesting. It's because you're British. I was about to say, is it because I'm British and because I like, I like flowery words and like putting them in sometimes, because that's like fun for me. Um, is it that? Is it that? It might be because you're just pretentious.

Because like, I'm a lot of things, right? I don't know. I just, I can't relate. Because when I think of like a pretentious, like, movie review or critic, it's like a review in a certain, like, paper or something. And they've, they've talked about better man. and you read the review and it's yeah a lot of like flowery words but you're like you by the time you've read the review you have no impression of like what they really thought of the movie yeah yeah yeah about like just flexing like zingers or like a clever punchline or a

title or whatever um so i don't i don't feel like i'd do that um i just don't get why like talking about movies can even be controversial i mean you say that but i i i understand subscribe from you when you release the Force Awakens video so I'm kind of on their side now thinking about it yeah should I make an apology video for that just to me just make it and just send it to me on WhatsApp because like I I need that yeah um I successfully um Segwayed us into Star Wars Now, yeah, now we're gonna We're just gonna talk about the Force Awakens

For another 28 hours No, that's genuinely insane Like, the thing is, are these people saying this stuff Because of the movie Or because it's you and Adam? Twitter definitely has a particular hatebone of Adam Really?

They're crazy over there about it, yeah. What? stuff they said i don't know they don't know but he had that whole thing about like there was in one video because he does the oscar's stuff every year yeah yeah yeah there was like one i think it was maestro an extremely mediocre uh rocket raccoon bradley cooper oh yeah yeah yeah where he's like you said in his review i didn't finish it i didn't watch the whole thing uh-huh and gave it a rating and then that turn into this whole thing on Twitter of like he doesn't watch the movies he reviews and even though I think it's completely valid the if like part of the thesis or the review is that

I couldn't finish it as long as you mentioned your experience with it like why does that even matter you know uh-huh yeah I was having this conversation with someone at some point I'm I always try to to think is this something I've said on jar already right but like that exactly that like I think that is a valid statement like as a thesis of your review yeah you know yeah I mean that that gets even crazier in the like video game um reviewing ecosystem where people like you didn't even roll credits and it's like some jr pg where you have to play for six thousand hours and they're like I just couldn't do it so you didn't even roll credits it gets good at our 4,000 yeah yeah you know yeah that's always bugged me um it's just like so bad faith

like yeah and if if like i i i'm struggling to think of an example of a movie where i hated like the first half or three quarters and then the last section just totally won me over Yeah, that's why I do the 30-minute rule. Yeah. I'm sort of just what I call it. It's like within 30 minutes, if it's abysmal and like not funny in any way or entertaining in any way, then I feel like I'm good. It can be wasting your time. Exactly, yeah.

If there's nothing you're gaining from it, like, who cares? The only, like, review type controversy that actually warrants some kind of drama or a pushback I can even think of off the top of my head is like, um, Do you remember that drama with IGN when the guy who reviewed dead cells for IGN, it turned out had plagiarized the entire review from other sources? Stuff like that, that's like really, that's bad, you know? Like, hurts the institution that they're representing or whatever. It's not even a single person running a channel, like... It hurts the original person who made, like, it's plagiarism.

Yeah, yeah. It hurts them. It hurts, like, IGN's reputation. and all of that um yeah i just don't i don't know how you can end up with a job like that and just be cool with doing that yeah because i've listened to interviews with the guy he's been interviews like post being fired and pushed out of the games review industry that dying industry i guess there aren't really many game journalists left nowadays um but his justification of it was like Yeah, I just

The tension was just so high The pressure was so high I just couldn't play dead cells And then say what I thought about it I was like what Again it's like Over-thinking it Yeah

Like why are you doing Like Do you know how many people you could find That you could like They could write Infinite people Yeah Uh huh

Halo Infinite People Yeah Now we're going to talk about Halo for 24 hours Infinity War Yeah And the last one I screenshot was At some point you've got to acknowledge That not enjoying a fun movie

Is a skill issue The film invites you to get on its wavelength And it's okay to not vibe with it But to reject it outright And then act like it's the movie's fault It's childlike What? genuinely that actually that last sentence actually makes no sense the film

invites you to get on its wavelength and it's okay to not vibe with it which was our position but to reject it outright and then act like it's the movie's fault it's childlike wait so you're not allowed to not enjoy any movie what they're saying is that if at some point the person making it decides I'm making this bad on purpose if that if you don't enjoy that fact then you're wrong that's that's the dumbest that's the worst logic if if someone if someone's true intention is to make a bad movie and they make a movie and it sucks then the appropriate response is to not like it because then the creator has has done it properly to use to to say

Well, they meant for it to be bad, so it's good. It doesn't make sense. Mm-hmm. You know, for it, for it to be intentionally bad, it has to be genuinely bad. Well, yeah, if they actually watch the review, we've iterated many times about how the inconsistent tone and how it was very similar to his other movies that no one says this same thing about, but like the approach to the dialogue and the way people interact and talk is kind of equally awkward and stunted

and just strange I don't know I just I just want to get in some of these people's heads to just understand like what are they doing like why was it like

why are you putting why are you putting this bandwidth into this because they do I'm sure they do it for everything they're the people that are just going to be got by any bait on the internet, you know, like any, you know, any article, any tweet. Because like everything's just, um, attention, get your attention and make you annoyed.

Make you annoyed and mad. And especially on Twitter now that like you can make money on it. You can? Yeah. If you have a blue check mark or pay for whatever it is oh if you pay for Twitter what you get paid through ads yeah they have like an ad revenue thing um ever since that was implemented the like engagement bait stuff went up a thousand fold if not more so like that's like obviously that's gonna happen yeah um i guess that's also what Elon would want because then the whole site is just generating more money um and like yeah so now it's just like things that make you mad um porn um just stuff like

that people are going to click on pretty much yeah yeah yeah cool so that's cool I wonder what one's gonna come next um I didn't like find this naturally someone like sent it to me or like put a screenshot on the subreddit and I was like I got to look at this um And yeah, I mostly just kind of find it funny, like I was just retweeting the craziest things I was seeing on there and like, just like, dude. Did any of it make you feel a bit sad? Um. No, actually. No.

And that's from the heart, true. I've read things over, like, the past 10 years that I've been like, oh, that was a biting one. Ouch. That's a, oh, Christ. Um, but most of the time it's just like, funny. Like, genuinely funny to me. Sometimes I'll just screenshot them and save them if they're like goofy enough. Like there was one, there's this one that I'll never forget, where on that Lego channel I made, I put a video up and someone left a comment saying, build a girlfriend, which I thought was awesome.

I had this. I don't know why I didn't go through with it. I've done this so many times. I actually built a bunch of Lego girlfriends and then was going to make a little video to put up on that channel, but I just didn't do it. Do you still have that channel? Yeah, I'm not bloated to it, but I don't have a Lego room anymore in my Lego collections. Long gone, I just sold the Sandcrawler, as a matter of fact. Huh?

Yeah. Too big. Yeah. So thanks Twitter. You're welcome. And thanks for coming back after these messages. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand.

And don't be a dick, wear a dick. Dick the head t-shirts available now. Check the description below. Yeah. No one will know. No one will know. What they will know though is that if they got this far into this episode, I want them to comment. Failure your parents brings me joy.

Or you can put FOP. FOP brings me joy, like, shorten it. FOP. Fops bring me joy. Oh, that's bring me joy. I hate. I hate Freddie Mercury. Same.

His teeth were too big. Mm. Tease. That's why he could sing so beauty, though. Here the most beautiful voice I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, I love him. I love him as well. I love when he'd sing in German.

A lot of break free. Sheen strays a long ha, yeah. Very blunt language, isn't it? I don't like German? German or Germans Both We got to We actually got to be nice to Germans

Because there are actually some Germans In case they try it again Well that But also like They're not French You know They're fine Not a single French person

Listen to this So we're good Just a rag on them Yep Germany I hate on the French Yeah but I'm bored of that now But there's no one left

They won't even defend themselves because they know they like it yeah yeah they fucking love dirty dogs um

well yeah what are we doing what day is it day is it day for escargo you know what I'm saying salty little

garlicy snail I eat mollusks I live of mollusks yeah wrong accents more Oh, I live off the moloz. It's more like, you know, the reason the French language developed the way it did is because from eating snails, snails are full of, like, bacteria and parasites that go into...

Brain worms. Right, yeah. So, it's a country of RFK genius. Well, welcome to the second half of the cast where we head over to the suggestion thread. on the subreddit our slash jammedia not a slash fnaf difficult to say Never was

Never was, never will be Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Now look where my hand was Where twas it In the toilet Do you want to pitch your toilet idea Oh

Hmm I don't want it to be stolen Fine, you'll see it on Dragon's Den soon enough Yeah But Akro can get us going here You guys should drink milk on the cast I'm anti-milk We have technically done that

At least once On the regret chili episode We were drinking milk Yeah true I drank like two pints of milk I had diarrhea for a week Maybe we should I get a nice tall glass of Jersey milk

I'd fall asleep, though The milky episode The sleep milk Sends me right off And I have the most horrific dairy nightmares Do you warm it? No So it's like it's straight

Your milk in the marketplace Yeah I watched an episode of Dexter yesterday And there was a Thanksgiving episode And while they were eating Thanksgiving They all had a glass A tall glass of milk with it apparently it's quite normal in America

they're drinking milk but any excuse to get the milk out really is that true yeah Americans drink milk with every meal yeah we have lots of Americans that listen so you can prove me wrong but I bet you they're gonna have it all of them is gonna have at least one experience where they were young they went around a friend's house or whatever and like milk was with something really random like spaghetti bolognese and milk or something

I've never I don't think I don't think why they all grow so big Americans yeah are they so big because apparently in Korea right they yeah like they didn't really consume milk yeah a lot of Asia yeah but then in in Korea they started implementing like milk into like milk propaganda basically

and then in a few generations everyone was bigger like everyone was taller and just like Vikings drinking yak milk or whatever. Yeah, yeah, that's why they're all like nine feet tall. In that part of the world. Because they're all yak drinkers. Yeah, they're all sucking on yak. You know.

You can veto this if you want, but loptical as this. Maybe you can pick one. I'll read them and you can pick one. Roll play suggestions because the naysayer has been MIA for almost to you. You fall through a portal that leads to 1800s London. How do you survive and thrive? You fall through a portal that leads to Sonic's homeworld of Mobius. Is it really called that? What type of animal do you become? You fall through a portal that leads to Oz. How do you decimate the landscape? You fall through a portal where Alex... What? What was that one? The Wizard of Oz.

Oh, okay. Sorry. Um, you fall through a portal. portal where Alex is a fanatic jar fan and sees Jamie at the Dream Lounge. You fall through a portal that leads to Red Dead Redemption Times. So like 1890, something. Do you join a thieving gang or a cornerstone of the still active Pinkertons? You fall through a portal that leads to portal. Alex's portal colors are brown and purple. Jamie's colors are both black.

You fall into a portal that leads to 1999. Your younger selves are still alive and thriving Do you meddle with yourselves? No Bitcoin Any of those jump out of you? Uh I quite like the first one The London one

1800s London Yeah because that's like Industrial Revolution Like Assassin's Creed Syndicate type vibes Like Oliver Yeah Hello Governor, give me some of it Yeah

I just go around asking everyone for porridge. Oh, Jimmy, I can go up, will ya? Oh, come on, will you? We're so shit at Cockney. No, we're not. As I live and breathe.

Can't sit of yourself. I actually love that music. That's another musical I love. Really, Oliver? Yeah. You cringe. Fucking dick. Sorry. Hello, everybody. I like Harry Potter in Oliver. Fucking British, can't.

sir can I have some bloody more as long as you say will you at the end it sounds I can't do all the late rhyming though um pass me a John Beezer's Betty Geese will you what

yeah genuinely the most confusing like dialect ever yeah it's up there and we got like we got some crazy accents but they they

Apple them it's so the way it works right it's code yeah but it will be like I'm gonna go up the stairs but they'll say I'm gonna go up the apples yeah because it's go up the stairs

stair apple and pear apple because it's like you find the thing that it rhymes with and then a thing that relates to the thing that it rhymes with so you're not using the thing it rhymes with you're using apple the association it's like an association yeah it's like a raw shark test it's fucking crazy it's wild I want to I want to start a dialect that's all based around raw shark glob jewels mm you know like um no I don't know I think you look like a geyser oh no no

apple and beza yeah yeah so they i guess they were kind of the world's first rappers true the oh geez the original gangsters yeah the original geezers original geezers original geezers ha ha ha yes i'm a group's old is that that's more like a fop yeah i i would oh shit it's the line Huh? Shall I hit snooze or stop? Why do you have a sleepy alarm for 7.10 p.m.? Um, it says insurance.

So I need to insure something. You didn't even say like what? Like, just insurance. What if you're being vague about it? And it's like... Insurance for something else. It's probably something that is related to something that rhymes with something else. and then I'll know what it is

Right What were the other options Those the portal one The Sonic one I want to do the Sonic one personally That's my boat Wizard of Oz one Right

You fall through a portal That leads to Sonic's home world What animal are you What type of animal do you become That's not a role play though No it's not That's a question Fine we can just do it

It's a question then I become ice Ice Yeah You can't be elements. Maybe, uh... I would be ice. No, it's not an animal.

What's an animal associate with ice? A penguin. A, uh... Polar bear. Polar bear. I'm beer. That could be in Sonic. I'm beer.

I'm bear. Yeah, he's like kind of a bat. He's like the new shadow kind of. Does he work with Shadow? Or does he work with the... No, Shadow's a good guy now. But I'm like the new Shadow. I'm Bear.

Oh, he like comes in and he takes... He shows how strong he is and just holds Shadow down. Yeah. I'm new Shadow Bear. I'll fucking kill you Shadow. Like, I'm fucking bear. And as we all know, polar bears do eat their victims alive. All bears do.

Yeah. It's a bear thing. It's characteristically bare. So picture this. Shadow being held down by a polar bear, being eaten alive, and probably screaming. Or maybe his guns are kimbo. Yeah, yeah. And like it clips my eyes so I wear an eye patch.

Yeah. I'm fucking bear. And he's like a surfer, bro. Yeah, dude, I'm the bear. No, he's more like, I'm bare. Okay. Yeah, and he kill, I kill Shadow. Fuck.

This is, this is a good idea. Yeah, I might take this out, because it's actually quite a good idea. Yeah, yeah. They'll take anything as well. I'm thinking I will be a, uh, hmm. I don't know Maybe a bird They've already done that

Green bird I mean bear They haven't done bear They've got multiple hedgehogs They've got multiple mammals Why not bird They've done bird They can't be a dinosaur

That's cool Traveling from the past Would you be like a goodie Trying to save shadow I'd come and I'd kill Silver He's a bird Isn't he? I thought he was a hedgehog

Is he? Yeah What's the The green ones A bird, right? I don't know what he's called Bird Oh yeah

Yeah, there's bird There's Fox Cream Yeah, if there's cream I can be ice No, but cream is actually An animal

What animal? A droplet of cream A droplet of cream? A droplet of yak cream Yeah, you can be a yak And it's like No, I want to be... You create a cream.

I want to be a plant cell. Ooh, plant sonic characters. That's cool. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm a type of ivy and call me ivy. Call me Venus.

Because I have trap flies. Hmm. Or a... A Roman god. Venus? I can't remember. No. Yeah.

Just say yes. Yeah. Yes. Maybe Grecian Do they have like Ape Sonic characters Humans They have humans

They don't have humans Yeah they do In the one where Sonic's in a city There's just like dudes Um I guess you're right But they're not Sonic characters Yeah they are

They're not from the land of Morbius Like you know They come from the land of Morbius And invade Earth 201 or whatever What the fuck you're talking about? What are you saying?

Is this the new movie law? No, that you're, the law of that TV show, isn't it? Which one? He's not just like on earth, just like... You're talking about Sonic X? Yeah. There's people in Sonic X.

That's what I'm saying, though. He wasn't like born on Earth, was he? I don't... Why would I know? I don't care. You're the one that's saying about how bear is a big character in the universe. Yeah, because he's my O.C. I just made him. He is me. I am bear.

What's my one called then? If I'm a dinosaur. What dinosaur am I? He'd obviously be called Rex. It's fucking Sonic. They're not going to... True, yeah. You can't be crazy with it. Yeah. Yeah. Rex or like... Raptor. Yeah, raptor. If you want to sell more like actually... And he raps.

Oh yeah. He'd have like a... He'd be like M and M. It'd be based on M&M. Yes. I think we solved that one. Yep. Harley Hammer has this to say, hey, Jha, and fellow mingers.

I've been listening to the podcast since the first episode and grown up with the show since I was about 14, 15. I'm 21 now, and it's crazy to see how much the cast has changed and how much of an impact everyone's had on things like my humor, music taste, etc. Anyways, I've been struggling a lot recently to find work in a meaningful career. did A levels, got good grades, went to uni, but dropped out. I'm kind of stuck, because I sort of screwed myself over by not doing something like a trade after school or an apprenticeship. Just wondering if you guys had any similar experiences or life tips, lull, game on and bear bear. A few of these kind of suggestions over the years.

What am I doing with my life? Yeah. I think everyone... I was always jealous of those that was like... They knew. That's very few people. You meet, like, three of them in your life. They're like, yeah, I just wanted to be an astronaut,

and I'm currently Face-timeing you from space. And you're like, you know, fuck you, you fucking count. I had one of those a couple years ago. Yeah. And then, weirdly, another one, just six months ago. And I was like, really, another one? Yeah, it seems unlikely, but. Saying that most people I know are currently in space.

But yeah, I'd say it's like, minority of people that know what they're doing um and i i think i think you just like kind of find out as you go there's this kind of like school kind of conditions you to have this attitude where you feel like you have to have all your ducks in a row yeah otherwise you're going to like die I guess No everyone is in the same boat Post education from what I can tell Where it's like

Now what Like what Everyone else seems to like know what they're doing And like it really feels that way When you're like going into adulthood Where it's like How does everyone know what they're doing apart from me? But like everyone's thinking that

yeah yeah you realize oh everyone like has no idea and they're just kind of going um again apart from this so like few yeah and you can like listen to to the CEO podcasts and be like you know what yeah i'm i'm going to dedicate 100% of my waking hours to this grand plan and i'm going to get that Lamborghini and maybe you will but i don't think that's any way to live. Yeah, and you've got to, like, I guess, way up the choice of if you want to, if you want to do something you, like, enjoy doing, or build up a skill set in something that you can be secure in. Yeah. And just kind of get through it, I think. Yeah. I think the, the main thing as well is, like, you have time. Like, the, the... Like, you're only 21. Yeah. And

in this um in this part of the world like if you are from the UK I know of multiple people who like just had a drastic career change in their like 40s well they went and did like a degree and just retrained and started a new career because they they just found a thing that they're into at that time like you you have so much time yeah um because you're so barely like know what you want or who you are as well and it's like yeah figuring stuff out don't go be so hard on yourself um for sure especially like the you said you got good grades and good A levels but dropped out of uni or whatever there are plenty people that go to uni and then it ends and come back and they're like

well now what um yeah yeah so we've got limited information to like work on so yeah but you You will be fine. You'll be, yeah, okay. Keep your chin up. Yeah, there'll be plenty of moments like this where you're like, I feel X, Y and Z. Yeah. But there'll be plenty of the flip as well. I feel like there'll be, you'd be a very lucky individual to not experience that kind of thing in your life.

Yeah. It might not be when you're 21. It could be earlier or later, but it's going to happen. Um... Mastief of Yo says, With the obsession that both Alex and Jim have with monkeys and apes, it's funny to think that the boys haven't tried to listen to the arctic monkeys. Knowing how much you guys like Jack White and his work, I'd recommend the band's earlier albums, as the band was somewhat inspired by the White Stripes and Mr. White's work, which shows on their first two albums the most.

Um... I like a couple of their earlier stuff. is it called suck it and see don't mind that with the lines that's okay I found a lot of their latest stuff kind of samey though that's what I found with them in general

it's it it's kind of unfair to say something is samey I don't know yeah because someone could just say that about the ones that I like yeah exactly that's why you're there is because it's like the sound

of the band or that voice that mixture of instruments or whatever it might be his voice that doesn't jail with me so you hate northerness jesus the hell man i love northerners yeah they're the soul of this country yeah yeah they're just um they just don't work hard enough otherwise they'd be financially fine um did i i don't know if i talk to you about that the no because I want to talk about the Jim's obviously

not joking that's his real opinion no like that that joke you just said reminded me of it of a really awkward moment over Christmas you weren't there for um so I guess

how can you give the context someone in our family who's I don't know how do you even describe it Did I talk to you about this? I'm not certain what you're going to say. Cork.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's just say there's a character. There's a character in a family called Cork. As in like Cork in a wine bowl. Yeah, that's like his nickname, I guess. We're not like blood related to him, but he's there. we're having like lunch having some yummy aduky bean soup

and the concept of it's like a really serious conversation about something like really miserable and dark like human trafficking right and this this guy cork he says and in complete and I said like earnesty or his actual opinion he says

I think we should bring back slavery so we can enslave people on benefits so they can actually start contributing to the country like in earnest and it's like this around the table there's like six or seven people around the table I did or didn't sorry you told me about it yeah yeah yeah

and it's like it was so like out of left field and like you what so crazy I mean he would have said that to piss certain people off

but it was like being face to face with a tweet that's like yeah I'm owning the lips type thing yeah yeah they're so wow good one yeah

just a genuinely ridiculously dumb thing to say this is someone who by the way made his money being a landlord um complaining about yeah okay um yeah acting monkeys that was quite a diatribe but uh um i can't see myself getting into them to be honest you're more of an oasis guy what that's not even a conversation arctic monkeys or oasis who who Who says that?

I was just equating them because northern. You know? No one says that. I like Ian Brown myself. Is he the one from the Trippy Ben? Which trippy Ben? The Trippies. No.

Oh, the Grippies. The Grippies. That's more my kind of music. Hey, welcome everybody. We're the Grippies. no who is Ian Brown Ian Brown? Yeah He's that guy

Hey You know that legend Did he do Stellify Yeah that's that band What are they called? Brohan why you are blanking The suns rose Stone roses

No they're not the stone Are they? I'm having one of those things where I know it Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, when I just search it, I've got like this endless database of infinite. Yeah,

you've got the, the tablet of Moses. Um, yeah, the stone roses. I don't know I was so unconfident in like that. Yeah, because I was like,

am I getting that mixed up with the Rolling Stones? I was getting a mix up with Green Day. What? Okay. Yeah. No, I was all, I was down with Ian Brown.

And then he had to go on the globe. love's thing. Don't wear gloves, everybody. Don't wear masks everybody. Don't get vaccinated everybody. I was like, God damn it. Another one compromised. Another one bites the.

Another one. Yeah, it's a shame. Yeah. I don't know. I've just got a funny thing against the Arctic monkeys. I'll be honest. Yeah. Is it because they have the monkey in the their name but they don't really embrace the monkey energy that yeah they're not monkey energy for sure although that was where we had the conversation about the piss throwing that's apparently

i know people who have seen them live and apparently that's a right that's pretty that's there are certain bands that do it yeah that have like people in the crowd that throw piss i've never been to a music show or a festival that has done that no but maybe that's just the unfortunately not yet anyway Shower me. It's so fucking gross. I think the main reason I've got a thing against them is the over exposure of one song that I don't really like. Oh, do you know which one?

Do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do do do. Jesus. I don't know what you're doing. Because I've got a different one stuck in my head. Shal la la la la. La la la. Nope.

Their most famous goddamn song. I don't know. I don't really listen to them, so I'm not really the person to ask. I can barely, I can't even remember the name Stone Roses when it's the band I actually like. Do do, do do, do. I think they should change their names to the summer, the summer apes. Am I even thinking of the right band? I don't think so.

Home sweet home, home, home sweet booby, Crap. He got some good songs. I didn't know about the White Stripes thing, though. No, I didn't know that. I've never really got that vibe from them, but I just don't know their stuff that well, so. Dude, if, if, if I'm, if this isn't the Arctic monkeys,

the, I've just been humming. Hopefully someone, like, recognizes what that is. They definitely will. I don't know what that is. Oh, you found it? Oh, this song, yeah, yeah. I was singing that perfectly. I was singing this perfectly.

Yeah, yeah. That's a good song, actually. Yeah, it's just like overplayed in my head. I think where I've worked at pubs and stuff. Right. And there's, it's like, um, evil eye. Oh, you know, Franz Ferdinand? No, not Franz Ferdinand.

I'm not just going to, oh, right. it might even be the arctic monkeys that i'm no i got some shaky pools this evening god damn it's like a british anthem fucking pub classic i just think of ed shearing when you say that british british bangers it's bound to be fucking in here british bangers mr brightside it was the fucking first one mr bright side it was the fucking first one mr bright side i fucking hate this song oh it sucks it makes it makes me want it makes me want to you know people say that though about like bohemian rhapsody and um songs like that maybe some queen songs like we all rock you or something like that no like i i understand that

i understand um so often when overplayed is like that other from earlier where it's like Well, it depends you ask, I guess. Because I'll never get sick of some of these. Yeah. Because feel good ink overplayed?

Probably. But like I'm never going to get sick of it. Yeah. But I think I would say Bohemian Rhapsody is overplayed. I might listen to it like once a year and be like, wow, what an incredible song but like I don't want to hear it on a shuffle.

You know, like I know every detail of that song. But I think Mr. Brightside just as a song fucking stinks i hate that song it pisses me off i think that's a good choice for like truly overplayed yeah like it didn't deserve to be played that much yeah it makes me it makes me furious it makes me really upset like don't you it makes me soy wonder wall isn't as annoying to me really it's yeah i i still think it's it's it's it's like overrated I'm just not an oasis guy

I've got to preface that Yeah same But also like Wonderwall I would put in that Category Myself Yeah Or something Something

Let's do a couple more here If we wrap up Blan scape says Popular Wisdom asserts of the AAA Games industry operates in cycles during which a trending genre not including the constant stream of annual sports releases is milked to near destruction. In the 1990s, for example, it was mascot platformers,

while military-themed FPS and Gears of War clones dominated much of the late 2000s and early 2010s. With this in mind, what genre of game do you Mingers feel especially gooned out on? Do you think another one will emerge soon to dominate the next few years or releases? Or might the growing popularity of indie titles long development times and the current fad for remakes brought this pattern to an end the uh the genre that jumps out to me that like i feel like that took over once the military gray gives a war thing and it was the open world thing um yeah but also like battle reels yeah destiny type games live service yeah um live service covers basically everything there those are two things that like for me are now more like

dings against if I'm gonna care about something if it's a life service and if it's like open world in a certain way um i'm actually more interested in something that's like 10 to 15 hours um yeah like a silent hill two or something over the new assassins creed or whatever um it has to be like a an open world as detailed as red there two or elder ring on that actually push that genre in a way that I haven't seen before yeah yeah

see weirdly I find myself struggling to play anything that isn't open world um really yeah because I've I've fallen back into it's funny because like a few months back we were talking about how when we were younger we used to like sit and watch a movie

while like playing a video yeah yeah um and I've like kind of fallen back into that where I'm looking for like a passive ass like game you don't have to focus on brain blast while I just brain rot some you know I've got like TikTok Instagram YouTube

yeah like just everything open just all scrolling you know I've like coded this auto's role yeah this mechanism to just scroll five different things at the same time and I'm like hey he's Um, no, it's, it's, it's like I, I watch a TV show and play a video game at the same time. Um, an open world brainless bullshit kind of works like that for me. But,

going back to the actual question, I don't know if, um, doesn't feel like there's like a new trend right now in that space. Everyone thought, it was going to be like DMZ or like extraction shooters yeah yeah that sort of thing um but it it just didn't catch on really in the same way it's it's like it's too niche i think we're still locked into life service being the industry psychosis thing yeah but look i mean live services i don't think will ever go away like what does it even mean it won't go away it's so malleable it can just be applied to anything really but they're i don't know there's like a smaller and smaller group of games are taking up more and more of like the money that's it's not like the 2010s

where people willing to like kind of jump around a little bit it's now just like you have fortnight you have cod there's just a handful of them that like you're able to do it because like apex is dying now destiny is dying now a lot of the ones you thought were dependable or something yeah it's a real shame with apex as well because that was the only life service that i could put up with yeah i played that one for like the pvp tinge and then i played destiny for the pvee right yeah feeling um and i just don't really care about either of them just don't want to play either of them either um yeah i don't know what will come next because i it's it yeah games are struggling as well because of the like just mind share unless you can get like dunky to produce it and make videos

on it yeah um i i kind of wonder if um elden ring success plus the dlc um plus that monkey game what's it called? Oh I can't remember what it's called I know the one you mean the Chinese one Yeah yeah Yeah Um the success of them

I wonder will Make dev stop Making games More akin to That type of game I'm not sure

Um Because at the same time These like publishers want to make games for just as many people as possible it's a catch-22 because if if you're basing everything off of um play testing like focus testing yeah um like lowest common denominator type thing then you're not going to end up with that but also chasing the trend of like the Eldon Ring did ridiculous numbers but also has like cultural gamer

relevance yeah so endless YouTube content on Eldon Room yeah I still get the one like my homepage like doing a mod where every boss is randomised and stuff like that it's like just endlessly replayable in front of watch but also it seems to have increased from sort of content in general. Yeah, so maybe some publishers will want a piece of that pie. I do see rogue likes popping up more and more. Like, Eldon Ring is kind of doing a rogue like. That's why I'm shocked that Destiny didn't do that sooner.

It seems like the biggest solution to their problem, like the repetition problem. Yeah, yeah. Literally just copy Hades. Like, Yeah. Yeah, and Rogue like is, is a very malleable

genre. You know, you can make it really brutal, you can make it super user-friendly. Yeah, you can make it modular as hell. That's part of what I love about Hades. Like how it's basically tune your difficulty and like, I want to do a harder run and then they increase rewards for that run.

Yeah, but also the game naturally makes it, easier or harder depending on like how good you are at it, which is really cool. Yeah. But yeah, who knows? Right, let's do one more here. Do you want the one from Ultra Charlie 33 or the one from obvious humor 6636? Charlie. Jarre spelled backwards is Rad.

Did you plan for this to be the case? and what would rad hypothetically stand for sometimes there's one that's just like how do you even come up with this shit yeah how do you get it so wrong so wrong but make it feel so right yeah

like you're saying it was such confidence such undeserved confidence that I've just got to respect it in a weird freakish way So respect, Ultra Charlie Yeah, respect Ultra Charlie There's no way to even answer the question Because it's just so fucking stupid

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okay so for February try and make it a manifesto. Yeah, a good manifesto, though. A goody one. Not like an assassination manifesto, wasn't you? Yeah, well, thanks everybody. Thank you.

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