JAR Media Posdact - Outer CHAD, Inner CHUD - BroCast #18

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 08:33 Housekeeping 19:36 Alex Found out Something Genuinely Horrible 23:24 Mid Break 31:02 Questions Segment: Soda Tier List 36:22 Jack White vs Jack Black 37:30 JARling Plans it All 42:49 Randy is more than you realise? 43:34 Florida Man is Back Again 45:54 James Predicted the Marvel Future 52:12 A Dark-Life-Altering-Secret is Discovered...

Do you have a coin? What do you mean? For the intro? Is this a new edition? Heads or tails? Give me hails. Okay, so either way it's you. No.

It's ails. No, it's, it begins with H, so it was heads. No, that's not fair. Give me heads or tails. it's heads show me the screen show the screen for evidence I don't know if it's visible

oh it was I'm getting okay do some deep breathing good afternoon morning evening on night ladies and gentlemen and welcome to episode 3,600 and 3 overtaken Joe over here

of the Joe Media podcast Joe Rogan Media As we can finally announce We've been bought by Joe Rogan And we're finally an arm of Joe He spared 1% of his 600,000 billion dollars Yeah, we're in Austin now

We've moved to Austin to join the revolution The Comedy Revolution Yep You're going to see us at the Comedy Club Making comedy with all the comedy men And women Do you want to see my Um

I've been working on a minute of stand-up Okay How are we doing ladies and gents Oh fuck Bloody bloody I'm in Austin remember So I'm just British So by the way I'm bloody British

We see things different Aluminium Thank you Joe to Joe Rogan everybody who can make all of this possible and for putting that 10 grand in my pocket you didn't introduce yourself oh I'm Joe Rogan and I'm Rogan Josh I'm I'm Alex Rogan I've yeah when you join his clan you have to this is Alex Rogan joined by Jamie Rogan we are the Rogans we've joined the brotherhood sort of like um you know the guy from my chemical romance who is related to jo

rogan cousin of joe rogan um what joe rogan's an industry plant how could this be is that real that's true yeah what the fuck it's all connected bro yeah all of the strands connect if you look close enough well listen um they are in some sort of cabal. I was trying not to use the word cabal, but seeing as you went there, we might as well just hop in. Let's go full on, globalist cabal.

Let me ask you this. Look at the destiny, right? Yeah. Cabal. Yeah. Look at the build of the cabal. Who does that make you think of? Epics.

Joe. They are built like Joe Rogan. They're like mole people. Yeah, they're like mole people with bulbous torsos. Do you remember the cabal theme? No. You serious?

What kind of destiny fan are you? That doesn't even warrant a response. Okay, Rogan. What are we saying? Joe Rogan Bulbis. Joe Rogan Bulbis, the spin-off Jane Rogan that's coming out soon. Oh yeah, they're eating babies and stuff. Oh, the globalist cabal?

Yeah, yeah, they're siphoning. human growth hormone out of um fetuses and then they inject them in strange ways yeah to get bigger organs because everyone knows if the bigger your organs the longer you live I like targeting the the strangest organs to grow you know I just want the huge kidneys of spleen I just want one lung to be huge one huge one huge lung one time yeah half lung mini lung mini and mega lung what about a third lung i could do the third lung you know like just surrounded by lungs every organ has an extra lung like imagine you know we have our chest facing forward imagine more like a cube thing with like there's a chest facing forward for north

south-east and west. Oh, okay. So when you inhale, you like inflate. Yeah, from all directions. That's what, eight lungs? I could do with eight lungs. You know? Yeah.

You could run for a really long time. Run for ages. You could probably like, you could float really well. Yeah. You know, just... Yeah. You'd probably need, um... More hearts, though, for more blood.

For all the lungs. Give me another couple of hearts just for safety. So three hearts, eight lungs? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. One less leg. Okay.

I guess like it wouldn't be... Because you're so light. As you're breathing, you're pretty much floating anyway. Yeah, you can like doing around. I mean, that's not at all. No, it does in my mind. Which means that's reality. That's reality.

Okay. Before we get too deep into this show Let's shout out those patrons over at the Jam Media Patreon They make the audio version possible But that's not all They also get their names read out In the first or second week of each and every month Which I think we probably should be doing this episode

But um It'll be the second week this month Yeah we'll do that next episode Where I'm a bit thrown off because we're We don't normally record this early in the morning It's a morning one It's strange I haven't had as much caffeine

as I would have ideally consumed as well. Maybe we can have a top-up in the mid-break. But jar media are here. And the reason I said that is because I forgot what I was going to say. Because it was about J-after hours.

Remember that? Remember? There are, well, there will be two on Patreon now. so there'll be one alongside every episode so far no promises forever

that these last couple weeks we've done it the way we've been kind of thinking about it or describing it's like the warm up getting out the the gunge

you know like before did we just did we discuss on the cast like if it should be called jafore hours and then it morphed into I think that was in the episode

yourself that's on Patreon right now. So we're trying to get the rights to Jafar from Disney. We might have to wait some more years. Yeah, maybe like 40 years or something. It might be in the public domain. I have no idea. This is all

going to be like OG Disney theme by then. Yeah. Because it will be allowed to, you know? Well, yeah, because once you get consumed by Rogan, then it's just a matter of time. Should we do like Jarmedia OG Mickey Mouse Shirts when that goes into? Yeah. Just have like just just because we like for no animators to have Mickey mouse just always

Steamboat Willie well speaking of um cock and Steamboat Willie the um I really don't want to use this as a segue now it doesn't really don't really specifically doesn't work for this because the other final um patron perk is the Jal Media group chat can communicate, they can talk, they can offer suggestions for things to talk about. It's a direct pipeline to the globalists. Harvey Ellis speaking of

left this. Any update on the jail of pets? Feel like they've not been talked about as much recently. I wish Argy was unalive. Billy rocks. Paisley rocks. Do you want to say?

What you said or is it too dark? No, that, yeah, that's too dark. Um, Aggie is as awesome and bubbyish as ever. Paisley is, um, you know, she's trying her best. What? That's such fucking bullshit.

This is how easy it is you control a narrative. This, this is how easy it is for the cabal to, to buy up all the, the news stations and just start paddling fake news done done done done I'm helping you

I'm making it sound like big and yeah I assume that's the cabal thing yeah yeah um yes but the fact of the matter is that Argy is a bad boy he's a very bad boy as he gets older he becomes more of a bad boy it's the opposite he's the worst boy

there's no there's no worse boy and as as typically as a dog gets older they become lovelier they become the kindest mm-hmm of dogs they mellow they's yeah they mellow argue it seems to be the opposite trajectory to all other dogs so it at the end of the day he's very bad boy well um that's your opinion um Billy is pretty good as well. I have you know. How's Harold?

You know, living large. Living large? What about the snails? One of them died. One of the snails passed away. He found him upside down in the fairy house. Really?

Yeah. Do you think he fell over and couldn't get back up? Well, that's the thing. If aquatic snails go upside down and they drown. You serious? Yeah. Well, they keep like air

in the shell or something. I don't know. I don't know, but you died. I think he was climbing up the house, the inside of the house, lost some suction at the top and just fell, landed

perfectly upside down and drowned. But the other snail's fine, it's keeping the place clean. I'm glad you've got some use for them, because it's been so damp lately, there have been so many slugs and snails. I've had to be on watch brother for my sunflower's sake oh I found one decapitated you do like salt

rings no no I just picked them up and held them like a disc what the snails slugs mainly how do you not snails that's gross do you wear a glove no because I just got so upset after the decapitation of my favorite sunflower I found a slug went into a blind rage I went into a blind rage a slug was like halfway up the sunflower and it like decapitated it and was like just on top of it And so you. The thing is that doesn't do anything to them. Yeah, that's more for me than for it.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like if you hurl a slug, it will just keep slugging. Yeah. We're going to stand on it. Maybe the slug jarling will inform us of you really shouldn't throw slugs. They've got extra sensitive velocity receptors. I would, um, I keep finding toads as well.

Pretty fire. Do you hurl them? only if they bite me who has ever been bitten by a toad there are some agro toads but I picked it up and then it pissed and shit all over my hand really and then I went off you go

yeah did you just go back to like playing fucking yeah I just slapped it back on my keyboard um right some weird comments on the last episode if I'm being real Batel chicken

2 says Jarmedia stands for Jamaica Alabama Russia I was just reading this one Madrid Europe Denmark Indonesia and Australia

all the world's strongest powers working together to create the perfect podcast that world power of Denmark yeah I mean go off I mean that is what we were thinking

when we first thought of the name yeah was like yeah what kind of really mean a lot to us Yeah, there's links to Alabama that we have Yep

And Jamaica Our Diet Water says Just read that one of the Swindon Sinny Worlds is closing its doors Will this have a major impact On the Swindonomy If it's the one I'm thinking of I know which one it is

It's where we saw Hobbs in shore Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of Thank God It's gonna be a Swindon boom The Swindonomy is gonna flourish. That line of shops where that Cineworld is. Yeah. It's going to be

like it was already half of them were gone. Yeah. That's another one. It's just going to be apartment. Yeah, you're right. My voice keeps cracking today. The only thing there is Nandoz. Yeah, Nandoes will navigate there. Yeah, that's the one thing in Swindon that's always swarmed.

Nandes. Um, yeah, I guess I should save this one. Kingsway Radio What happens if you accidentally inhale This is in relation to cigars

And then think Hmm That was kind of nice I might do it again And then give yourself a nicotine addiction Be careful boys That would suck Um

Yeah I mean I inhale In the red dead video I accidentally inhale And then I go Oh Ah yeah and now I'm addicted to them so yeah yeah oops the funny thing with smoking is that like

it's not nice you have to force yourself to keep doing it until you have to force yourself to be addicted to it pretty much like if if you give anyone a cigarette who's never smoked and they smoke it they'll be like that's fucking horrible and I never want that is that weird to have smoked as many cigars as I have but never smoked cigarette it's probably quite rare I'd imagine most I don't know because like Big Mike

he only smokes cigars true but I'm sure he must have smoked cigarettes at some point I'm sure Michael W 842 that's a dub in my book

has the penultimate for housekeeping here American environmental storytelling is driving in traffic through a highway and then you get off an exit to a smaller highway that is dotted by a series of mini-moors

and you try not to realize that a scant few hundred years ago this was all untouched nature may be inhabited by Native Americans who were essentially hunted to extinction. Yeah? America's pretty weak on the storytelling front there because if you aren't taught that in your history class,

what's there to suggest it? True. yeah there's not like native american big it is quite a contrast because i remember like on the drive to seattle environment beautiful vast um like untouched until yeah you get to the mini mart thing and it's like have you tried to make this look as ugly as humanly possible or what like why do you have to make it like fine put shops everywhere so you can glug But can you just make it, like, not look like that? Yeah, that...

Or put solar panels on them or something. I feel like American architecture is just, like, SimCity. Right, yeah. You know? It's like they've almost got too much space. They have such a blank canvas. Yeah, let's just make a giant cube. It's just loads of gluggers just really far apart from each other.

Yeah. Let's make sure nobody ever walks. anywhere yeah but in saying that where i found a new a new western to watch that some people are saying it's like one of the best it's a four-part miniseries um each one is like an hour and half long each like episode or each one's basically a movie but it's four parts of the same story tommy lee joneses made in the 80s um it's called like lonesome dove or something I think it's about like cattle ranches that

go on one more journey across the states or whatever and I'm sure things happen taken cheap yeah so we'll see if that I love a West globs up but um yeah I don't even know why I mention that because I wasn't done with housekeeping

this one can end it idle high says what's up with all the swinging hate isn't that just basically having sex outside of your marriage slash relationship. I get if you personally prefer not to do it, but Jamie seems outright disgusted by the idea. Why? Maybe it's because I've seen the Louis Thoreau episode. It doesn't really sell the concept. No. When it's like a lifestyle thing. Uh-huh. Um, and like it, for, for me to be disgusted by something means that that's like a value of mine. You know, it doesn't mean I, I'm passing judgment

onto other people I mean I probably am but like I don't really give a shit you know if I find out someone else is doing it whatever but like what I was saying is that for me if I saw myself in the future doing that

I'd you wouldn't like it yeah yeah that's fine you're allowed to think that yeah right yeah yeah yep

I don't know why someone's come out batting for swingers Maybe he's a swinger Do you hate him for that? Yes Do you want to get him? I think he should I think he should despise everything he stands for

and all his values Now the real opinions are coming out Sorry Before we go to Mimbrae There's something I've got to mention because this is and this is genuinely disturbing and I'm still processing this right it's fucked up

I was like listening to a podcast the other day it was like 10 p.m. at night I was by myself and on the podcast they were talking about like the sex offenders registry a concept I hadn't really thought about for a while I guess why would I

and I was like wait that's something you can just search up right like in your local area so I like searched offenders nearby and I opened this website and it's like a bunch of faces right immediately recognize a face

instantly I'm like oh my god that's a face I haven't seen in a long time but it goes back to when I worked at Sainsbury's on the same day that I started training there were two other people

one of them was this dude same age as you um would you have been in my year at school we might have been actually yeah we might have been one year above or below you um

I'll show you after when we're not on but I might already know who you're talking about I might you might with the context anyway that are given a second um but yeah I see it's face there I go on it and go to like the article or whatever like what he was done for and there

I see what you possession of 750 images and videos of like and it's specified like classified the worst type as well there's like an organ a system of organizing how intense it is I don't know who this is but it wasn't just that it was also bestiality stuff too he was charged with her owning um and if that wasn't bad enough he's a father like he has kids um and yeah this was the dude what the fuck i remember like working in the kiosk with him and shit he was kind of a creepy odd dude but like you don't really expect that. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Yeah. Stuff like that I only imagine goes on in like the movies. Uh-huh. But they're, bro, looking through, there were a bunch of faces I, like,

recognize from, just when you're living like a town, and I've got a really good memory for people's faces. And it's like, oh my God, I swear I've seen this fucking person. Just like, really disturbing.

and this guy with all that stuff isn't in prison he got two years I think this happened a couple years ago but I think he got out pretty quick if you actually look up like the the amount of time that these people spend in jail is not very long

it's really not very long I guess the priority is stopping those dangerous weed dealers the true dangerous True danger. Yeah, true danger. They might...

Because what if someone ends up smoking some weed, you know? Uh-huh. They might upsell you and give you something harder. Yeah, something more enjoyable. Which I've only had happened to me

because of the fact it's illegal because you have to go to a drug dealer to buy it. Yeah. Why not have some coke? Yeah. Anyway, yeah, nice little uplifting bit before the mid-break. Yeah, that's fucking messed up. Well, happy adverts.

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My name is Pericles. Choose prove your worths on Olympian, are we? I used to be a pretty quick runner. I once beat the world record by accident. Same, except I tripped one second before. Would have had it otherwise. And then, like, Hercules, B.I. I would have been, I would have beaten the world record had I been,

two seconds faster. Same. What do you think Hercules's BMI was? Morbally obese because of that muscle. But does God muscle like have the same? God muscle might be like weightless. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't he a

demi-god though? Yeah, so he got his strength from being a god. Not from being actually strong. He didn't put any of the effort in. You're right. I can't go, man. He's a chud. Hercules was a chud He's a

A chad with an inner chud You know Outer chad Inner chad Yeah Can you use that as the title Yeah why not Outer Chad inner chud

I feel like there's a lot of those Yeah I'd say that's the majority of Outer Chads To be fair I'd say Hercules is pronounced Hercules Heracles

No, Hercules Kiel Like her jewels Hercules Herky can pretty kill Hercules Cool Shut up

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I've started eating Vaseline like the man. Smart. Just a little. Just a spoon a day to keep the doctor away. Vasa... Vaseline. Potets in my spleen. I would smear my spleen with Vaseline if I could.

I'd smear all of my outer organ There's a really good scene in the new Deadpool where he smears himself in Vaseline Have you seen it? No I saw a clip from it today Yeah, did you go Okay It was like cram packed with jokes you know how they do humour Jokes or references or both both

Where it's like a mini gun filled with jokes And they're just like blasting it yeah um and i was just watching it like this so you're laughing and love it not like that nothing no um get rid of it think of something really not funny shinders list that's not funny just one more one more unfunny movie come and see

what's that just trust me not funny do you know it's a not funny movie that is actually quite funny it's supposed to be funny or something that's about horror and it's it's not funny but then it's actually kind of funny it's funny through not being funny

is it American British no it's not like it like some of the jokes just end up landing and it's like oh I wasn't expecting this you're gonna have to it's called like game night or something oh yeah yeah I've seen that

that's pretty funny Jesse Plyman's I weirdly like that movie yeah it's pretty well made it's got some kind of inventive like camera work going on Because there was a period of my life where I was watching like

only shit films Yeah I remember you watching like Adam Sandler stuff Yeah Adam Sandler like some of the early Adam Sandler films Like work And then I watched like A murder mystery with

Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston And that was just like a soulless husk of a movie But yeah game night I was like I went on this for it to be crap And it's not Lifeer isn't it

There's a little lifer Lifer You know Westie As I call them Lifer There's like a Westie Dog Remember, like Jesse Plemins

carries around This little Westie And he's like really kind of awkward Weird and He's a legend Great actor You haven't seen Civil War yet

But he's great in that Yeah, I want to see it I just don't watch movies anymore Because I've I only listen to audio books You just watch Critical Drinker To get your fix, right? Yeah

And vouch What Yeah No not that one Who am I thinking of For movie opinions Norse Norse

Norse Vosch Vosch Who's that streamer The streamer Yeah Does he talk about movies No

No I'm thinking Everyone knows Who I'm talking about Vouch The fucking shit The shit guy Not that Vouch Isn't

shit, but the shit guy. The shittest guy. Bougar neck. Are we talking about streamers? What are we talking about? Someone who talks about movies? Yeah. And is a streamer? I don't know.

I don't watch their shit. I don't know. I don't even know their name. Let's just say it was Bougar neck for safety. Well, yeah, he's a shit as well. Um, I suppose this is the part of the cast where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit and answer all sorts of wacky questions from the community like this one from past Confusion 3234 what is the official jar tier list for fizzy slash soft drinks or soda for the American viewers out there I personally I refuse to call it fizzy drink I will call it soda I call it um it's the

most American thing ever it's soda it's fizzy pop pop yeah it's soda come on it wasn't it wasn't invented in America they own it that They consume the most of it. Yeah, they own it. Even though they don't use like real sugar or whatever. They use corn syrup. Corn syrup.

Horri syrup. You make a sweeten the side of corn. I've had a big switch in the alchemy. Oh no. Don't tell me you're a Dr. Pepper freak. No, fuck Dr. Pepper. That's F tier. Some people love it there.

It's why I'm glad. Yeah, people who like it really like it. But everyone else is like, this just tastes like... Yeah, I hate Dr. Pepper. It tastes like smoke. But I like smoke. No, not smoke, smeg. Oh.

Oh, yeah, it does taste like smeg. Um, number one, S-tier. Fanta Orange. No. Get the fuck out. Fanta fruit twist, yes. No, Fanta Orange. Fanta Orange is the one.

I fucking love Fanta Orange. Fanta Orange sucks. Nuts for Fanta Orange. No, that's like C tier. Yeah. Tango Apple. That's S dear. No.

That's maybe A. A or B? Pepsi? Pepsi is A or S. I'd say Pepsi is A. Coke is B. Coke is B, and if it's tepid, it's C. Or D.

Or D even. It can be really bad. Yeah. Yeah. Because even like the worst Pepsi, at least, there's some kind of nice syrupy flavor going on. Yeah, I like a pep. Specifically, I'd say we're talking about the sugar-free versions. That has to be, yeah.

I don't drink the other ones. Yeah, I never drink sugar any of them. I'm addicted to aspartine. Pepsi Max is better than Coke Zero, is what we're saying. Not necessarily, Pepsi Normal is better than Coke normal. Um Sprite Where do you land on Sprite?

S too Really? Yeah I'm gonna go B B Doesn't do all that much for me Normal lemonade S

I go fucking lick 7 up is like B 7 up I'd put with Sprite No Sprite's better I think you could put Sprite and 7 up Anyway 7 up's gone now

It's become Fanta I think Oh really? Good Fanta Lemon Really cold, it can be A Yeah, if not Standard B Yeah, servicable

I know it's not a soda But can we put Lipton peach iced tea up in this That just instantly wins us though Yeah, S plus Yeah, I love... That's amazing And again, not a soda But Lucasade sport

They do do them, like the pink lemonade Yeah, pink lemonade, that's fire. Luke said sport, S, I would say. Yeah, A or S. But I ruined it for myself, so I can never drink it again. Right. Yeah. What are the sodas even are there?

What about that one, the iron brew? Iron brew. I'll give it a D. I haven't had it for a very long time, but I remember being hyped to try it. Yeah. On Jersey Island. I had, like, a friend that loved iron brew. And I'm like, oh, wait until you try the iron brew.

And they're like, oh. Oh, um, root beer. I hate root beer. Rubeat sucks. Big F. Maybe it was like bad root beer, but I don't know. It didn't seem... It's also like a...

What you're describing is a dirt drink. What makes you think of... Root beer? Like, what do you mean? I don't know. I don't know... I dug into the depths of the earth to, like, conjure this weird drink. Cream soda.

Um, that's not as bad. It's just as bad. It's horrible. It's not as bad. No, because I've had a nice cream soda before. Like, it's drinkable. It tastes like drinking like... Cream.

Kind of? Fizzy cream. It's like drinking a custard cream or something. Yes. Like, I don't want that to be fizzy. Yeah, me it's just... It's not something I would choose. No.

What about like... No. I feel like there's plenty, right? Yeah, I can't really think of any other side. yeah soda can you put that in here somewhere like they're the actual one yeah every time we say soda maybe just the audio

soda okay kill zone sucks ass says this let's do this one from kill zone sucks ass who says this who'd win in a fight Jack White or Jack Black I think Jack Black. Jack Black has the physicality over Jack White, but Jack White comes from Detroit.

Oh, does he? Yeah. Oh, that's a factor I was not aware of. I think Jack White would kill him. I think it would be one of those where it looks like Jack Black's got it in the bag. But Jack White... Yeah, and he's coming out with all the confidence. Uh-huh.

They could both, like, sing as well at a certain point. Mm. You could turn into, like, a guitar, like, sing-off battle. And then end with, like, I don't know, what's a Detroit thing? Detroit become human Yeah They march With all the other AI

I'm really going to want to play that game Yeah I do as well Maybe we should do a jar plays Right There was I've got a shout at this one Because the amount of work They just went in was so

I don't think there's ever been a jar comment with this much work putting and being real to the point where I had to filter through it and even they recommended to do that it's on that level Grammy James says this here's a list of all my ideas for episodes or segments

apologies for the length please take a gander at your leisure this is just my own peace of mind really so don't lose anything that might be an actually good idea I can't really discern the quality or likelihood that you would consider these Most would have financial and time limitations, but could be pretty fun.

Side note, I encourage pickiness. I don't want another winky synonyms incident where Jamie got pretty irritated with how grim the names were. I appreciate the sheer length of that segmented up, took up, and wouldn't want to imply that I feel it's necessary. That was more directed at the article, not at Gently himself. But yeah, he had lists and list and list and lists. So I took some examples of his ideas, and I wanted your thoughts on these potential ideas. Hire a non-English-speaking actor to pretend to be either James or Randy, I guess, for a whole episode and hype it up and make the video about their return, but just neglect to acknowledge them for the majority of the video. I like the sound of that.

You like that? I feel like communicating that to a non-English-speaking person could be rather confusing. Quite difficult. I don't pay them enough and you want to ask any questions Yeah true A few of these I had actually thought of too But a few things

Obviously restrict it like this one Record a podcast as a normal episode Except at the end A Blood Squib goes off On one of the two funnies And maybe released doves Like that one John Woo movie But mainly just do a normal episode

And have a blood squib go off Either in the middle or abruptly end With it That would be really funny Yeah it would be awesome I have thought of that before but obviously an explosion of blood

I've got to clean that up We're not in like an RLM warehouse Like qualified For a full like proper squid There are like Because you'd want it's like Like blow through your shirt and stuff Yeah yeah

Like do it properly Yeah You probably would have to Isn't there like a minor explosive That goes out Like a little Yeah surely Yeah

Yeah you don't want to put it on backwards And you blast fake blood Yeah CG blood maybe Really, yet technical The Anakin episode Actors Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith Speak with his cadence and be overly dramatic about things

And wear his cosplay for a whole episode Both of you maybe have a jar A jar of sand on the table Hmm Too difficult Whereas this one I quite like the idea of Maybe we could do this The Left episode

The camera is on the left side of the room showing only the left side of the members and the members have to stare at an empty wall and not make eye contact so as to not break the leftness of the episode but talk as normal and then do the same but with the right do the same but with the right. Do we have to align politically as well? It has to be a right wing episode and a left wing episode. Like radical you know. Some of the things you recommended we've already done too like this one. The upside down episode, record a normal episode with the understanding that it'll be edited to be upside down in post. We've literally done that. Yeah, we did do that. Um, can we get an episode where Jamie sits in a chair if he wants to?

Maybe like one of those famous white plastic shitty chairs for both of you or like a wooden kitchen chair or start a go fund me for a, oh man, I'm going to embarrass myself. It's some really expensive brand of lounge chair. Um, read it. Eames. Eames. chair. I hope he likes sitting on that yoga ball. I find it a bit visually disarming that you're on slightly different planes. Visually disarming? Good. I'm happy to hear that. I want someone to be visually disarmed, you know? So we should be on the same plane? Is that normal? No. Um, I read two more here. The time capsule episode, record an episode and don't release it for like 25 years or something. or something we've thought of that

we have thought of that we've never done it but um that would ideally we would have recorded like episode one and episode 100 on the same day yeah yeah yeah on episode 100 release yeah this weird out of date thing

um and finally the scripted episode either write a script for everyone in advance or outsource it to me or someone who's a professional and has never listened to the cast send them the questions for the question segment that you would pick also but offer no advice. It could be kind of funny.

That would be funny. I have some, I have an idea vaguely related to that I don't want to say as well. It's like kind of along these lines, but not fully. Yeah, some nice little suggestions on there. If you want to read more, go on the suggestion thread. There are a hundred million other ones that you thought of. Um, very epic. Significance thin, six four eight said, am I the only one who sees the similarity between crackhead Alex and Randy? Are they the same? Was Randy replaced? Who is the real Alex?

Something fishy is going on and I don't like it. They finally, they finally figured it out. They cracked the code. There were a lot of times in the flat era where maybe I wasn't up to it or whatever. So Randy would just do his best impression of me. So all of the more insane or out-of-pocket things were said by him for the record. just so that's clear. Me too.

Um, um, Iriani, Iriana so stinky on it says this. Who gets more scared when they're shown this image? I'm going to show you an image and I'm going to need you to describe what it is. Um, it's you.

It's me. Yeah. A variant of me. Yeah, it's like a Deadpool other world variant of you. Multiverse, Floridian me. Is it an actual Florida man? Because the likeness to your drawing that I achieve face is just... Oh, that's creepy.

Yeah. But the reason I showed that to you is because this is one of those images that is just like in the loop once or twice a year there'll be multiple huge posts with this image being like look at this mad image of a guy from Florida yeah um so then of course I get like

tagged a bunch in it and keep seeing it um I think I'm just like stuck with it now like it's been years like nearly 10 years of this image like he's wearing a jar blue shirt is that yeah I find that incredibly weird because I also would draw the IHG character

with that color shirt yeah when I do that yeah yeah it's really fucking weird um do you think there's gonna be like a time loop thing where like at some point in the future you get blasted back in time and that is well I'm thinking like you know that sponge world where he draws himself and like I'm thinking maybe I actually manifested this creature yeah when I drew the face because that was what 2013 and that's about how long this image has just been floating around so maybe a manifest like some demonic energy is like brought this guy yeah or just a magic pencil yeah dude um i think we should do one more um um do no more

because there were some there were some good ones um i want to know your opinion on this one from Davis 136 um this is so fucked up but it's true with the announcement that Robert Downey Jr will be returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom James has once again predicted the future having stated in episode 290 released on September 5th 2022 that he will be back in the next two to three years to generate hype after the inevitable decline of the MCU all bow down to the all-knowing what the fuck I remember him saying I don't think we would have predicted that he would be Victor von Doom, but... That's how insane of a move it was.

Apparently it leaked and no one believed it, because it's just such insane headline, you know? It doesn't make sense. It's really confusing. Is he a different guy? I don't know. I don't know. Is Tony Stark Victor von Doom as well? A timeline thing, timeline plot.

Why didn't they just bring him back as Iron Man? Like, they might as well. That's because they'll do that after this thing is done. You know? Having goody era, baddy era, goody era, bad era. Yeah. I saw someone say it, it would be like if Luke Skywalker came back to play Darth Vader. Yeah.

Or like Darth Sidious. Yeah, the new Big Bad or whatever. Yeah Yeah, it just doesn't add up Man It does scream desperate Oh yeah For sure

James was on the money But when you look at like The MCU stands or whatever They're like Nice You know Even like Star Wars theory He made a video like

Look this is what we should be doing Star Wars to be honest Like Look aren't the MCU can Turn it around That's what the his like thesis was after that announcement like Kevin Feigy knows how to bring it back

we'll just bring back the old... Because it's the Russos as well directing it is it? Yeah I just don't give a shit man I don't know how anyone does Oh yeah It's like they're trying to manufacture Endgame again because they won their money again

But it's like All the conditions are not there to land it's like the plane hasn't even taken off to even land it's like still just on the it's waiting to take off

like yeah the engines aren't even yeah they don't even store the engines yeah and there's been no like von doom hype or yeah anything it's announced it on stage at a Comic Con it's like so disconnected I just don't get like

even best case scenario where like Jonathan majors didn't do what he did, um, and they were still committed to him being the next Thanos. In the first movie where they properly establish in that Ant Man movie, he's like comically beaten by Ant Man's ants like at the end in like a goofy, oh get you next time. This is like giant ants like taking it's like you realize if you like introduced Thanos that way like no one would be scared of him. Yeah. His first scene needed to be him like doing something insane to establish him

as some kind of threat. His first introduction on Loki rocked. Yeah, that was cool. Really cool. That was kind of a cool, intriguing and like, oh, this, maybe this character might be interesting. Yeah.

But yeah, that happened. Black Panther guy died. COVID happened. Jonathan Mayer just happened. The, what was it even called? marvels happened

the Eternals happened so yeah I think they're probably a bit they're probably shaking like they've had too much coffee how many of the main guys do you think they're just going to drag back because it's all they have do you remember Quentin Tarantino I think was saying like

you don't have movie stars anymore they're all like yeah yeah he said that on a podcast yeah I think he was totally wrong and this this proves it It's like people don't care about Ironman. They want Robert Downey to be playing Ironman. Yeah, like they don't want Tom Cruise to be Iron Man.

They don't give a shit about, like, they're both tied together, you know? There actually was a Tom Cruise fan casting for Iron Man, um... For Dr. Strange movie. But like, I don't think people would feel the same way. And it's the same with Captain America, like... Chris Evans... is Captain American, you know? And, like, I like Anthony Mackey.

I think he's a great actor. Yeah, yeah. But I... I prefer to see him being his own character. I don't want him to just take the mantle. It's a comic book thing. But it's also just how you do it, though, because, like, who actually...

I know there are some people that do, but who has a problem with Miles Morales? No one. Everyone loves Miles. But it's It feels different to me Because like The Batman Beyond

Everyone loves that shit And it rocks and stuff But I don't feel the same way About that character As OG I'm more interested in Batman Batman I don't want a guy

Taking up the mantle Yeah He wants to be the one Taking up the mantle You want to be the one When you're a kid and stuff and you're like into suit. You don't want to be Superman's sidekick dog. You don't want to be like Superman's, the person who takes over.

You want to be Superman, you know? So having like these mantles being passed on, it's like, I don't give a shit about them. Yeah. Yeah, they're kind of a little bit stuck with that one. Right. Let's end on this one then, which is. I hate this trend and I didn't want it to happen this way, but like last episode, it is a poo-related story.

But this one, I don't know. It actually fits in with the title that you conjured up, if we're being real. Tobler Bob can take us away. Bear Bear Mingers, first-time commenter, last-time listener here. I came, I come with a tale that's made me re-evaluate my life and done wonders for my self-esteem, but also led to some uncomfortable questions about the state of our world. The other day I was at the pub with my friends and we got on to the topic of my friend's ex.

She was with him for about two years until she moved to another country for a year in industry. While they were together, she was absolutely infatuated with this guy and would constantly talk about how attractive he was. And to be fair to him, he was in good shape and played a lot of sport. My mate really regrets breaking up with the guy and still talks about him sometimes as if he was the one. However, to help get over him, she wrote an ick list in her phone notes, and she was reading it out to us. Everything on the list seemed pretty minor until she mentioned that he would poo in front of her while she brushed her teeth. She noted that she particularly hated the smell, and that she would do it every, and that he would do it every morning. We all thought that was pretty gross and had a laugh about it, but little did we know that there was more to come.

As my friend continued, she unveiled that he would also always leave skid marks. Again, this got a good laugh until my friend clarified that said skid marks were not only left in the toilet no, he always left skib marks in his pants the atmosphere collapsed

the laughter ceased my friends and I sat some with hands over mouth myself peeking through my fingers into the middle distance this man, the most attractive man in the world according to my mate had poo in his pants he had poo in his pants

for the whole time we knew him. He came into my house with poo in his pants. We would go out to the pub, and he would presumably have poo in his pants. For a while, I called this man a friend, and he had poo in his pants. Betrayal, disgust, confusion, as the initial shock of this earth-shattering realisation

dissipated. The laughter returned in fits. In the aftermath, our friend group has been unable to shake this revolution from our minds. I spoke about it with my girlfriend when we got home from the pub. She found out later that my other friends and their partners had talked about it once they got home too.

For days, poo gait stuck in our minds like this crusty shit, or like the crusty shit on his boxers. Since that fateful conversation, I've started to feel differently about myself. Merely possessing the faculties to maintain the unsoiled state of my underwear and not defecate in front of my girlfriend protects me from ever slipping into the depraved lower echelons of humanity. This man may have had a six-pack, but he had poo in his pants, and surely that,

parentheses, skid, marks him below those who are capable of wiping you can have power, fame, talent, charisma, good looks but if you have poo in your pants it's all for naught in the wake of my cognitions on this matter

I feel marginally more confident in myself and my abilities I like entertaining the non-zero possibility that my childhood bullies or the cruelest politicians of today have poo in their pants or have failed in some way to maintain basic hygiene and it makes them powerless laughable even

yet they're darker side effects too I look around at my friends colleagues and family and I can't help but wonder who's also walking around the streets with poo in their pants I did some maths and I figured that if I've met a thousand people in my life and one has poo in their pants then at least 1,000th 0.1% of the general population must therefore have poo in their pants

considering the UK has a population of around 70 million people it follows that around 70,000 people in the UK lives their lives with poo in their pants. And that's a low-bore estimate, seeing as I don't know, who else out of the people in this world I've met with poo in their pants. Anyway, what do you boys think about these fecal felonies?

I'd be interested to hear whether the poo in the pants or the shitting in front of one's misses is worse by your standards. And also, what you think of the societal implications of my findings? It certainly has me thinking a lot more about the hygiene of those around me

and even how much I can contrast them. Poo on gamers. because, ah, dude. Poon and pants is embarrassing. To that degree. If it happened once, but the fact that it's just part of, like, the deal of dating this guy. Like, you just got to deal with it.

Do you think it's the same guy he wrote in about his, because he was saying about how much he was wiping. Might be the same dude. He might be, like, ripped in a sports guy. Yeah. Eat fruit and stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would argue that's one of the most important things of being a modern man is to minimize permanent patents as much as humanly possible.

Yeah. If you can't do that, then what does it mean? Are you like not wiping your ass? Is he like... And then like sitting down and like it goes up or... Is he like, I think, I think the implication is he's fine. like so much that there was no mention of fart it was just pooing pants and pit but I'm trying to make sense of it like how is it getting there well yeah is it

a is it leaking or B is he not wiping enough or both or both yeah is he cutting his poop short and just getting up and pulling because that's fucking foul I heard a story someone's telling me a story of um a friend of theirs um was dating a dude and along similar lines

it might almost be worse but like she went to his house and in his bedsheets was like a shit smear and she still got with him oh my god that's that's fucked that's fucked

I because there was that that terrible man who gave all that shitty manosphere advice but the fact that it needs to be said like wash your ass wipe until it's clean

like they were some sort of profound words like the fact that there are people that hear that and go oh that's why you don't that's why I just think of shit yeah oh so Kendrick was being I always thought that it was like a poetic line but

oh yeah He's literally saying Just wash your ass Yeah It seems I guess man But the implication of like someone who's never been taught That it doesn't even cross their minds Does that mean their parents

Are of the same variety? How many generations has this Has this behaviour been passed down to Could be dietary Maybe to be that level of strong He was taking something that was making him shit a lot It could be bum hole problem He could have IBS

Could have IBS, but it could be Bumhole problem Yeah Loose bum hole Way too loose Yeah, it's just falling out Yeah, I'll say But like I

I don't know if I'm paranoid But like every time time some things you need to be paranoid about yeah but like every time i sit on a toilet i always like check my underwear because i need to know that shit's clean oh definitely um even after like a risky bad fart is like yeah maybe a check like oh i'm just going to go to the toilet to pee and you just go into the toilet check your underwear and wipe yeah even if it's clean you don't feel yeah yeah yeah better safe than sorry peace of mind yeah yeah yeah hope for the best prepare for the worst yeah exactly especially when it comes to poo

and like if you step in dog shit do you just walk through your house no no who the fuck would do that so if if you shit yourself i saw it it need sort in that's sort of like it was like a dash cam from the perspective of like looking into a dude in his car like chilling in the sees like on his phone um he does a huge fart and then he goes like did i just shit myself he's like in the car by himself but like it's it seems real um like his reaction instead yeah yeah we've all been there and that's fine you know yeah it's gonna happen but that's what's so gross about this story is that it's like someone who's doing that every day and they're fine with it doesn't even cross their mind that it's like weird

it's not okay there's some real cretons out there you know does that boost your self-esteem to know that it's kind of like the something I've always said is like we often forget that everyone shit yeah you know you know the advice is like just picture everyone

naked if you're like nervous about public speaking or whatever just yeah poo in their pants imagine they're naked and have shit all over their ass that's dried from all the poo far so they don't wipe I don't think you even need to go that far just imagine just think like you've got pooey pants.

That's just embarrassing. Yeah. Some, yeah, you've got like a meeting with some figure of authority. Just imagine that they have probably done a poo-fut at some point. They probably have. Well, they have. Better yet, assumed that they've done it that day

and their pants are currently pooey. That's why they're so uptight. Yeah. They just want to get home and clean their pooey pants. That explains actually a lot. They didn't even think about it. And then they're not even working. That guy who was an asshole to you on the road.

It was because he was stressing because he pooed his pants. Yeah, he was trying to get him. I think we figured it out. Mental health issues cured. Yeah. Pooh powder. And shout out to that guy who

was this one comment that was like in response to the dude who ate loads of fruit and kept pooing. He was like, oh, there's a solution to that. You need this random powder. And I googled the powder and the powder he suggested was a laxative. It's cheeky mother.

No, when it comes to stuff like that, it's like there's a cause, don't treat the symptom. Right. Do you know what I mean? Don't treat the symptom with a new causer. Yeah. Unless, maybe the laxative might actually be a shout

because then it just flashes it all out immediately. Maybe, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, maybe the commenter wasn't good. faith and I was just interpreting it in bad faith yeah I would argue there's very little reason to not take laxatives the majority of the time

I suppose you'd just get used to it like the guy who shit his pants but then what separates you from him but the fact that you clean your underwear with toilet paper so it doesn't touch so it always looks like you got like a nappy yeah don't why it's just shitty to true I'm certain if

If the trajectory continues the way the world is continuing, you know, people got to like work more and more and more and pay less and less. We're going to lose the time for bathroom breaks. So counter to and or nappies. I'm thinking like a Wally type thing. They were really on the right lines with that, except you won't be able to move around.

You'll be in like a pod thing with a bed. That yeah, has a tube to your wink, tube to your ass or tube to your mouth. And a tube for your nose, air. And just everything, you just get through the tubes. You got the screen. You got your PS6 or whatever. Is that how near this future is?

Yeah. Yeah. And yeah. Yeah, I mean... Just feed you laxatives through the tube. It just goes in and out. All the tubes have just constant liquids going in and out. Yeah, they never need to be cleaned.

Yeah. Constant motion. I mean, what would we even be doing? Just being entertained. No, like, you know, you can, like, train algorithms, like, where your eyes look and shit. Like, it would just be, like, farming metadata. Yeah. Yeah, like, you're just, like, drinking milkshake 24 hours a day.

Lacksitive milk. If Pixar wants to return to form, Wally 2, the Dark Age. Yeah, Peter Gabriel couldn't fix this one. Fuck. Well, not thank you for watching this episode of the raw cheedier cheese podcast. Get your fucking cheddar. Get your fucking... Wednesdaydough?

Parmigiano Reggiano. And dislike if you didn't like, like if you did, subscribe if... Even if you're down the middle, just make your mind up. Yeah, do one of them. Yeah. Um, yeah, don't be pathetic, basically. And poo your pants. Poo your pants.

Maybe we should do a vote somewhere if we want to do a left or right. Uh, angle. You know, where to begin. If I know jar fans, it's going to be right. hard right yeah way too far right knowing those guys

this angle's too far right for me yeah too far right for me I'm more of a libertarian yeah yeah yeah Thank you.