JAR Media Posdact - Patrick Betfred-David

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:40 Housekeeping 06:18 GTA Leak - Everything is Gambling 19:34 Death Stranding Progress 29:04 Monsters of God 35:56 Mid Break 36:30 Cringey Patrick Bet-David Painting 39:14 Questions: Morning Coffee Routine 44:15 Cartoons You'd Be Willing to Watch 45:10 Addressing AI & JAR 48:44 Landmark Eps 50:55 Supermarket Political Spectrum 53:56 Veggie/Vegan Debate #BroCastS7E33

Good afternoon, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a poncho Alex, joined by... Sleepy Jim. What? Sleepy gym. Sleepy gym. Yeah, son of sleepy, sleepy Biden. Biden Sharts.

Nephew of Biden Sharts. Yeah, this is a broadcast season 7, episode 33. 33. It's older than me now. That's a palindrome. Nope. It's a mirror number. It's a mirror.

It's a mirror. M-E-R. It's a mirror. They need to sort that out. They need to fix that, yeah. When they looked in the mirror. They need to change the spelling. Then it's fine.

Like aluminum. Yeah. At least like you're saying it wrong, but you spell it how you're saying it. You know? Mere. Mere sounds like an animal. What's something?

man, you know. A mirror cat. Like, yeah. A mirror. Do you mean a mirror cat or a mirror cat? Yeah, you can't say mirror cat. What do they say if a mere cat's looking in the mirror? Look at that mirror cat looking in the mirror. Not real, man. Speak normally for once. Yeah, figure it out. Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout at the patrons over the jammy your Patreon. They make the show an audio version possible. You get that raw unfiltered mb3 over there ad free. You can put it on your RSS feed hosts of choice and hopefully Spotify won't randomly flag it. Um, Spotify is trying to, um, silence the, um, comedy podcasts once

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Do you understand? I couldn't have put that better, myself. Yeah, so it was the Dobby incident last episode, which apparently isn't even real or something. Really? Nothing. I don't know what's real anymore. I don't know like what is. Was it AI? Even remotely real. Was Dobby AI the whole time? I just opened because I forgot to screenshot for the housekeeping segment. So I just went on last episode in this book of Mormon, like, integrated panel is on the episode for some reason. Book of Mormon is in the religion or the show.

Um, like the actual religion, church of Jesus Christ.org. I'm cool with that. Yeah, we've taken a sponsorship with, um, Mormonism. Um, so if you're feeling like alone, uh, join the Mormons. Yeah. Instant community access. Oh yeah, because it was a, um, It was like a corn cast type set up.

It was in Dark Souls. We did it. And I wasn't sure if people were going to be upset about that, but they, they seemed to quite like it. Like Zaffod Milka Muffin, who said, in our, in articulate flashback I got upon hearing Jim with the same mic. It is the very same. I showed you it the other day.

Yeah. The state it's in. That absolute state. It's clinging on for dear life. The thing is, I don't understand how headphones can even get like that. It's like, all I'm. doing is putting it on my head and taking it off my head. Why does it look like it's actually been through war?

Just over. Yeah. I suppose I've been using it since before COVID. So like over six years. Yeah, what else was the? Zogwig said, Zer, the crazy frog episode has been taken down. Swindon is under attack.

Yeah, I had to address that one. They're always trying to silence Swindon Because they know They don't want too many people going there Yeah But like if you've been to Swindon You've seen the real UK And they don't want you to see the real UK

Yeah The Dobby situation is insane Sisson 3,000 said But it's not real So calm your boots Yeah, nothing's real Yeah Yeah

We're just brains in jars maybe there's one brain that reminds me of one of the topics that I wanted to get into a few things have happened if you fucked things um GTA leaked

yeah there's like this whole manhunt for this guy called like leak he's like a leak characters it's like his um bored ape like creature is like a leak thing right

like a leak like a vegetable so in it and I don't know if I've seen any of the leaks or not because I've seen like a million clips but it's just like so much AI shit it's the same where like my timeline is like full of like these fake Avengers Doomsday trailers yeah yeah they're just like it's like yeah I've seen like whole fan made AI like sequences from Dume Domsday yeah uh-huh and it's just like and then it's going to turn out that like one of them

was actually real yeah I mean I've seen this yeah yeah um so I made this. Some of the stuff, if it's real, it's kind of interesting. But I've just, I don't know, I'm crestfallen by this whole thing where everything is used to like sneak in some like gambling shit. Everything is gambling. I was watching this innocent YouTube show. It wasn't that innocent.

It was like a prank type video. Right. Yeah, the opposite of it. It wasn't like a crazy, like mean prank. Yeah. It wasn't like really nice either. One of those neutral type pranks. But while the guy was like pulling off the prank

He like you know like in those 90s sitcoms when they'd have a break for like ads and they'd yeah, yeah yeah, yeah He kind of like does that in the short but like really quickly He's like on his phone and I think he's using those Ray band like yeah yeah yeah looks down at his phone He's on a gambling app and he's just like oh let me just get a couple of spins in bang bang bang Yeah, they just like they they do do that and it's like have you seen the ones where it's like giving homeless people buzz balls in the streets? No.

Then they'll like just give like homeless people buzz balls and then be like, should I hit or stand? What shall I do? You know, they're playing like Blackjack on their phone. And then the homeless person will be like, hit, hit. And then they hit and like get 21. And then he like gives them another buzz ball. And they're like, yeah.

And yeah, it's all fucking gambling. It's become like a part of like Gen Z and below like culture, I think. Gambling. Yeah. Because at the party we're at a couple weekends back. Someone there was just like hooked to it. What type? Like gambling on sports?

I think just on like what's the one where you can just do anything? Oh like Sky Vegas or whatever Yeah like that sort of shit And like sports betting and stuff Yeah And it's fucking scary to me It's like I feel like

Um The world is in the process Of accepting that like Wealth And like Like Just having access to wealth is for

like for a large part of it is just like luck you know like if you're born into the right family or like you know if you bump into the the right like CEO when you're 14 and pick up like his water bottle or whatever you're forgetting one thing they got Xbox like McDonald's they got Xbox what the bag are you talking about

it's Xbox McDonald's Xbox McDonald's. Yeah. Like the nostalgia shit's gone so deep. It's like Xbox McDonald's now. I suppose Xbox is like 30 years old. Yeah, I'm not joking. Like, the nuggets are like

Halo Reach mower themed nuggets. No, you're fucking bullshit, me. It wouldn't be Halo Reach. What? I'm serious. I'm not fucking joking. Are there mowers in the Halo 1 remake? No.

That would be cool if they did add the animal stuff there. That was supposed to be in there. It was supposed to be in Halo Infinite. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, but Halo Xbox. No, McDonald's Xbox. I mean, that's cool.

I'm cool with that. Fores a drink. Nice. I don't entirely see the link in like conversation. I feel like you just really couldn't wait any longer to get that in. That was the real product placement Yeah Yeah

But anyway Back to my point What I was saying is like Life My point No you know Do you remember when When DJ Calib was on the golf buggy

And he got it stuck And then he drove off And he got it unstuck And he went Life is Roblox I feel like life is gambling You know Yeah

Yeah So I feel like We're in this uncomfortable period Where like we're kind of accepting that everything is just random but we haven't got the like the intellect yet to remove the good feeling of winning a hand of blackjack and yeah and not recognizing that it's entirely out of your control

blackjack is too powerful yeah it's fun as fuck it's awesome yeah Like genuinely I could go to Vegas again And do nothing except just sit at blackjack tables The whole time Yeah yeah that's definitely my like gambling game Yeah godja Although um

I gotta be real I can put my hands up and admit something bad I did the gambling game Roulette the other day I downloaded two of them I looked through the app store and was like What gambling game should I try because you can like sort by like best gambling games on the hot store.

Fucking how. And some of them have a, look, we'll give you 100 free spins if you put 10 pounds into your account. Yeah. And I found two that do that and won 20 pounds on each of them and then just took my money up. And then put that money into a different one and last it. It was on the beaver, the butthead and beaver. game. I want like 15 quid on the butthead of mea's game.

And then I deleted the app. It doesn't get me though because like the, you know, the one where you just press a button and then just shit spins. Yeah, yeah. They have what they called those ones? Like the tinglers, the roulette. Yeah, like a, no, not roulette. That's a different type. You know, just the, the pullers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A slot. Yeah, slots. Slot sluts. Because the slots... The slut machine. The slots suck. And don't do it for me because, like, I was just pressing on Butthead and Beavis

and it was just like spinning like crazy. And they had all these graphics and then like a fish appears and goes like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it starts like adding shit and then like ice goes... Yeah. Lightning. Shotgun. Yeah.

Do you remember when you got like a big win at a slot? when we're in Vegas and like you did nothing differently and then it's just like you're the best yeah like a flashlight pops out the bottom yeah

wow and then you've won like 50 cents yeah yeah wow I won big you legit won like two dollars yeah it's hilarious it does all of that and then just spits out a few like

a note or something Yeah. Yeah. But I don't understand the thought process of people who get hooked on, like, gambling like that. That type, yeah, but I do more so for, like, a poker or a blackjack when there's, like, at least a little bit more of strategy. Yeah. You, like, have some chance that isn't just chance. Like, you're doing, you're making a decision outside of putting a coin into it.

And there's the social aspect as well. Yeah, yeah. Like, you're sat with these strangers and they all want to get theirs. And, you know, you're kind of reading the room. You're like, yeah, it gets competitive. Yeah. Have weird anecdotes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you remember that? We sat at, like, the first table and there's, in Vegas, there are some people who take it way too seriously. It's like their day job is just going and gambling and losing money. Yeah. And they're like, I remember they, like, being told off for, like, doing the wrong thing. It's like, I've only played blackjack and Red Dead, dude. And we're playing at like a $10 table. Like, it's really not that deep.

Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. But quite blackpilling, just seeing how. It is black pill. It's like all aimed at children, all this, like, fucked up shit. Yeah, god, yeah. Like minion slot machines. Yeah.

Or like, um, you mentioned Roblox randomly. Um, life is Roblox. And it's like the, it's like the most downloaded game now, like every month. Yeah. It's like what kids play, some reason. I saw a clip the other day of like someone scrolling in TikTok in Roblox. Nice. And like, because I don't know if you know about this EDP for,

four, four, four, four, four, four, five, I can't remember. his fucking name. Yeah, no. This documentary that's come out and Chris Hanson is in it. Um, because I watched that documentary, I guess it thought I wanted that stuff in my algorithm and it showed me Chris Hanson's YouTube channel where he has this video, which is about him the hunting predators in Roblox. Like that's what his, like, that's what his brand has evolved into now. And I watched some of it. Um, it was like this panel. that he was hosting

and they like have a kid who had like grown up a bit but he was like groomed on Roblox Jesus and he was like showing how easy it was to do because I don't really have context it's like a everyone looks like a Lego man

but it's not Minecraft and people like make games in it and you like join like random lobbies with like 40 year olds looking for like children I guess and in like seconds they were doing like a live demo of the game

like on the stage and on like a fresh account or whatever and within seconds just have someone come over to them and just send a message saying Snapchat? Yeah it's really fucked up I feel like a lot of things just come back to this recurring theme of like tech slash software companies that like invent something that's really popular and just like have no responsibility to like what

leashed into the world. Yeah. Because I say, little kids play that bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's fucking awful. Like, I'd look at Fortnite and I'm like, you know what? Sure. You know, it looks polished.

You know what? I would, like, Spider-Man's in it. Fucking the guerrillas are in it. Yeah. Batman. To play. Superman. Like, I'd be dumping all my time into that.

I'd be stealing my parents' credit cards every weekend. Yeah. But Roblox, I don't. No, I don't understand. Yeah. And Roblox, it's not a new, it's been around for fucking forever. Yeah, yeah. Came out in like 2008 or something.

Like, it's just always been there, like, growing in the background, like some gross mold. Yeah, this tumor. Yeah. So, yeah. So you're hooked on gambling now. Oh, yeah, I'm like big gambling guy now. Yeah, I'm trying to find a Xbox McDonald's. Yeah, I'm going to see if I can get a free Xbox McDonald's.

Well, that I'll happily pay money for that Xbox McDonald's. That's not a gamble because you know what you're getting. It's double good. I'm even to get the Butthead and Beavis Caller Duty gambling sponsorship. Yeah, nice. Yeah, because I think Butthead and Beavis are in caught. Yeah, they are. Yeah.

I remember seeing, like, it was like a gift of, like, fucking butthead, like using a golf club on like a Terminator. Yeah. With Nikki Minasj, like running around the back. Nickymaner fucking butt slams, yeah. Oh, fuck. Okay. Yeah.

Well, speaking of cool twerking giant butts, does stranding update. Oh, shit. I downloaded the twerking mod for Sam Porter Bridges. As he runs around, he's got like a giant BBL, like, wiggles, yeah, wiggle physics. Bounces to the beat. BBL physics.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure I got to the part you were saying is like the dumbest, like weirdest just like awful melodrama writing yeah and like the worst acting of all time oh my god um so i was playing it it was like one a m yeah the other night that's the best time to make you get there as well i was like this might be the bit

that you're teasing because it just like one it comes out of fucking nowhere yeah he just goes to this random outpost there's this just like weird like love interest thing it seemed like they were trying to do you know that chapter in Red Dead 2 with the like warring families and there's like a love story. Yeah, right. Like a weird like condensed Romeo and Juliet like love story thing. Yeah. But like

you're just thrown into the deep end. They're just like monologue at you and you It's so melodramatic as well and it's like taken so seriously. Yeah and Sam's just like he just kind of like stands there and just like this is people and like doesn't react as well and then he's like

gotta carry this woman in a body bag. Yeah, yeah. I can't believe you're alive. That's my life, silly. Fucking surreal. It was really weird. So you've completed that sequence. Oh yeah, I did.

Can I tell you the best, the best bit? What? But this is One Piece. We don't need. They, they send you emails throughout the game now. Right. And the conclusion of the story is, is that they get a divorce. Yeah, so after all of that, they're like, oh my God.

Yeah, you get an email and the, um, the subject is like, married life is not what I expected with like a sad face. And like they end up hating each other and getting a divorce. Wow. Spoilers. That's awesome. Yeah, it's the fucking funniest thing. That's so weird.

It's such a strange game. Yeah. And like complimentary I mean Yeah, that's the only part We've been like That was fucking stupid

Like whatever If the whole game was like that I would not have finished it No It's straight up bad But because the rest of the game In my opinion It's like so

So interesting And like There just aren't cut scenes like that again Where you're just like Cringing the whole time Like it just doesn't happen again At least to my recollection And yeah

If the whole game was like that I would not have finished it yeah it does it does throw me off sometimes when I see like a random like face like delivering um I've been frequenting the place with the guy that looks like Edgar Wright yes oh like a lot yeah he's a like kind of a like a hub type yeah he's like yeah central area yeah so that like throws me off yeah it's kind of weird and I got to Conan O'Brien and yeah and he's wearing the um The like Otter hat.

Yeah. Yeah. I haven't got to Jeff Keely yet. And like some of the... Oh, he's back. He's back in like the first map. Oh, I missed him though. Yeah, you missed him.

Unless I just... Just leave him there. Yeah, I'll just leave him there. Yeah. But I haven't played a game like this in a while where... Like, the way I've played it has changed so utterly than how when I started playing it. And what I thought I'd enjoy about it as well. Right.

Like I've been getting like just granular with it. As soon as the road stuff started like popping up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, now I've got to have a road then. Yeah. No, that that stuff hooked me on my latest play through. Um, where I've been finishing like every road. Yeah.

And the, and it takes hours and hours and hours for a lot of these systems to like make sense. Yeah. Because it just throws a bunch of it out again. It's like, wait, see, there's all these different like resources. Yeah. and all these like points that you're connecting but they get materials like over time yeah yeah use those and like claim them for shit and but you could just kind of ignore a bunch of that as well yeah yeah my first play through i didn't build a single road yeah um and i thought i was

gonna kind of mainline it a bit more yeah i've just been in this one area just like building it up for like yeah inches and do the whole like have you unlocked the zipline yet I think I have actually But I haven't built one I kind of forgot Yeah because once you start doing that Like your efficiency Just skyrockets

Like you can How do you carry like heavy stuff with it there You can Like on your back Yeah yeah on your back And I'm pretty sure if you use You know there's little floating trolleys Yeah you can like carry even more

Because they'll go on the top of the zipline I think Yeah because I've been using the truck The truck Because I've got like such a good road I can take like four different points worth of yeah and just have so much shit on me yeah yeah um yeah there's been moments where I've been playing that game and I've just thought maybe I should just become a delivery driver yeah exactly it's actually kind of yeah something like um peaceful and therapeutic and uh yeah and the it's just like the planning like if if you take

a like a a delivery for there and there and there and there and there and and then you plan your most optimal route to deliver to all these places, but then you can also take deliveries from each of your things. And small, like, gameplay challenges that naturally kind of arise, like one of those points where you can build a road, and you need to put resources into it. To get access to it from what my current setup is, I've got to, like, go up quite an awkward bit of land.

So I've, like, set up, like, a ladder. Yeah. But the amount of resources I need to get up there. take like mortal trips and you like plan out trips and it's like yeah it'd be more efficient to go round the hill and like have a trailer thing it's like you have all these options yeah yeah yeah that are really satisfying um yeah and it's yeah the like enjoyment like uh quality curve just kind of goes up yeah it feels like as it plays it's like oh there's so much to this yeah and the more you engage with every mechanic the more you get out of the game yeah yeah and the whole kind of like

the social media commentary stuff is cool with like the collecting likes and like you don't really like get anything from it outside of just like the sound effects the sound effect and like the big number the same way you get like yeah like a Facebook

like it's like oh a dopamine like yeah yeah and seeing like all these random names and because it's on steam like when someone's built something you see like some really fucking out of pocket like steam again they have like 50,000 likes on a bridge but this like a naked like porn star on their account

or whatever it's really funny so yeah that's my my check-in I don't know how far I am at this point like it's just I've been trying to like unlock another bot

so I could have like bots go off on it because I've always liked that as like a system yeah well they had stuff like that in Melga Solid 5 where you're like sending squads to do missions

Even in like Assassin's Creed has done that and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Anything you wanted to shout out for this kind of equivalent segment? I beat the last boss of the D.L.C. in Bloodborn, which is widely recognized as the hardest boss. Oh, you did it? Yeah. I think it was first try.

as well. Damn, okay. No, second try. I died once. Um, I'm pretty sure I'm IP. Still, because, uh, I said on the last cast, um, like, I got to the last area of the DLC and people will, no, these fucking shark men, enemies are like just bullshit. Annoying themselves. Yeah, so I, they made me feel, um, under-leveled, so then I went and leveled up more in a Chalice dungeon, and now I'm like YOP. Oh, I'm saying. Have you got it on your PS5 Pro yet? Yes. I do.

The loading screens are a lot better. Really? It's noticeable. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why they couldn't do it 60. I guess by this time next week we would have seen the proper GTO

Netflix thing Yeah it's this coming Thursday As of us recording Wow So That's intriguing That's intriguing One of the thing

I kind of wanted to shout out Was this HBO documentary called Monsters of God Okay It's about something I never really thought about But Basically like reptile smugglers

is the thesis um you know like they always live in florida they're always Floridians that makes sense but i'd never thought before how especially in like the 90s and earlier in 2000s like when we were going to zoos as kids how they were actually getting a lot of the animals right yeah especially the rarer they are yeah and so the documentary of it there's only three episodes of it and i've seen two um that are out so far i think I think it's like six episodes or something. Okay. But it kind of shows off the characters that got into this whole world

and this whole like black market of reptiles and how people will pay like, they were getting paid like hundreds of thousands of dollars to like fly around the world and smuggle rare reptiles through airports pre-9-11. So they were just doing it like in their underwear. They were putting them in briefcases and, Just moving them around the world.

Live animals. Live animals. Live like rare reptiles and the rarer they are, the more like animal they are. For zoos. And they would sell them to zoos. Yeah. For like specimens. Wow.

Because I don't know if you, like, some of the zoo memories I have from being young and going to them, they're like really fucked up. Some of the animals that were there should not have been there. There was one in Australia specifically that was like. Oh yeah. You've broken this Tasmania devil. Yeah, that poor fucking guy. Yeah.

Yeah, that was really depressing. Bristol Zoo as well. I remember seeing like the fucking, there was like a polar bear there or something. Really? Just sweating. Yeah, it was really fucked up. And obviously that it just put every single thing always boils down into like there's two people who are really good at some really random niche and they hate each other and they're like. and they just talk shit.

Batman Joker. Yeah. But in every random niche. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, what is wrong with us? But yeah, you'd have to, I'd recommend it. It's really well made, but it's also like, what's it on?

It's quite distressing. It's an HBO Max thing. Monsters of God. I want to watch lanterns. Yeah, the first episode, like, because people were hating on it big time. Yeah, yeah. And then it came out, and people that know. People seem to be very ready.

And, I mean, a lot of the time it has been warranted, but to hate on DC shit. Like. And James Gunner, especially. Yeah, I don't understand the James Gunn hate. I don't. Because there's the... I used to be a hater, for sure, but... Well, he was just saying about his, like, Gorilla Grodd Show that's coming out.

There's a Grodrodd show. Yeah, with... So he's, he's making shit specific. for you. That's confirmed them. Because you love Gorilla Grod. It's like the The Daily Planet People.

Oh. And Gorilla Grod. Gorilla Grod's gonna be in that. Yeah. With the, what's his name? Flat, no. That's Spider-Man. Thompson, no.

Flash Thompson is Spider-Man, yeah. Jimmy Olson. Jimmy Olson. The Jimmy Olson show has Gorilla Grod in it. It's something like that. You better be telling the truth right now.

Let me just like my ears pricked up bigger than Batman's. You like that? I love Gorilla Grod. Let me see. HBO Max Greenlights The People versus Gorilla Grod. So it's a different show.

HBO Max as Jimmy Olson and Gorilla Grod's Superman spin-off series gets series order and title sets cast. Yeah, that Jimmy Olson from Superman is in it. Yeah, yeah. It's a masterpiece, baby. In the People versus Gorilla Grod, a super intelligent ape is convinced of murdering his father, the king of Gorilla City.

In an eight-part true crime docu-series, the Daily Planet's Jimmy Olson reopens the case, investigating whether Gorilla Grod was wrongly convicted in one of Metropolis's most famous murder trials. That sounds fucking awesome. The People versus Guerrilla Grod. That's fucking crazy. Hell yes. That's got me hype. Sure.

Because I heard about this Jimmy Olsen show And I was like, oh, I'll skip that I didn't realize it was fucking the people Versus Guerrilla Gras. Yeah, count me in. That's pretty funny. Yeah, lanterns looks really good And it sounds really cool. Yeah, I think I'll wait

To let it out if I even want to dip my pinky in. Because I just can't trust this shit So it's like, yeah, for sure There's a bow on it. But I just feel like For whatever reason, I've always liked, the Green Lantern. I've never read a comic. I've seen Ryan Reynolds

Green Lantern. Did I say Green Lantern? I've seen the Green Hornet? Yeah? With Sapp. But yeah, like they need to... The Justice League cartoon. Yeah. Do you remember it had Stewart in it? Yeah. That green lantern. And he was fucking cool. So I always I always have believed that this character can be cool and people should. People always love him and talk about how cool he is, but I've never personally seen what is cool about him, really.

Have you not seen him in the cartoon? He's like the coolest character. Really? Yeah, like making the race cars with the ring and shit is just like... Yeah, but that was Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, maybe it's just the movie. Ryan Reynolds single-handedly and is continuing to... just shit on that character.

He's... He made it his mission. Yeah, he's made it his mission to ruin Green Lantern in the public eye. But yeah. Anything else you want to shout out for Midias, Brekeus, Maximus, Harry Potter? My favorite Harry Potter book

is probably The Phantom Menace. Harry Potter. and the gorilla of grot. Yeah. Rankers on PS5, out now. PlayStation. This is wild.

Play a shun de hur. Downloading wankers on my Xbox. Which one is Bart's real scream? Benes-Sahler. Check please. Fee. Keweloid, look away, look away. That's my life.

silly so um if you were going to have your your own Patrick bet David um cool painting oh who would I have on it

yeah is Charlie already on it no obviously then um Charlie Kirk Tinton Sohor yeah

John Pork yeah, porny Pornie, yep, and Lloyd I kind of really want to like commission a painting the exact same like framing, the same amount of people that make them all like real philosophers

and important yeah like Wallace and Grummet in the suit yeah that kind of tier you mean to tell me like a gay army wouldn't intimidate you Patrick, Bethread David He does bet Fred. He runs a pyramid scheme. A betting scheme?

He's straight, that's how he made his money in pyramid scheme. Cool. Fuck, I'm just obsessed with this fucking painting. I can't stop thinking about it. I'm obsessed with him. I want to know how much he paid for that painting. And also I want to know why it's through the angle of a port-hole on a ship. There's like layers to it. They're like in a library

There's like these statues of like philosophers in the background They're on a ship to the straight of Hormuz It's such a like mixture of like characters There's like Senna Yeah Einstein Lincoln Tupac And he had his self insert like

The closest to Tupac That was definitely like a note He's dapping up Tupac And Yeah I'm like fucking MLK. He's kind of woke. Yeah.

When you think about it. Patrick Betfred woke. Patrick Betwoke. And his voice. Yeah. And his like cadence just really annoys me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean to tell me like a gay army wouldn't intimidate you?

Well, at least he got owned on Jubilee. Did he go on Jubilee? He did go on Jubilee. He hasn't gone on that at this point. Um, we've had Timpool and Rubin report. Yeah. Recently. The Russian.

The tenant media employees. You mean to tell me like a gay army wouldn't intimidate you? Well, this is the half of the cast where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the Jarm Media subreddit and answer some things. And also I've got a couple from the group chat. Um, starting with N-N-Cat's spiritual successor. Hey lads, what's your morning coffee routine? I personally tried to get beans from local coffee shops and use an aeropress. Why?

Yeah, you're trying to piss me off. You should get the gorilla drink from Liddle. The gorilla can. The gorilla groads. Gorilla groves juice. Gorilla serum. The riller serum. Yeah.

Maybe that would be the story of the gorilla. Grod show. He's using like mind-controlled gorilla juice. He's got like Mr. Beast bars, but it's like Gorilla Grod cereal in cans and everyone's like Rillering out. That would make it kind of topical. Going real hard.

One would hope. I sometimes use a French press, like a Cafe de la Terre. Those are good. Yeah. And sometimes I use a mockermaker. Sometimes I don't have coffee at all. I had a Jimmy's coffee yesterday.

Jimlets? Who's Jimmy? I'm me. Oh. You got a little coffee van? No. You call it Gorilla Groads. Serve his serum in cans. He would be the coolest comic book character to, like, base your coffee van on.

Gorilla Grod's a good one. Yeah, he's hard to be it. Martian Bean Hunter? Yeah. You need to be able to incorporate it into the name somehow. like gorilla grod's serum yeah but I'm thinking like you only serve black coffee and it's venom oh right yeah

colberry you could do carnage is juice like tomato juice you can serve that as well oh yeah like a cocktail bar and it's all comic book villains gorilla grog could have like a banana flavoured cocktail

How? Morning routine. I do a coffee poop. Then I drink my Gorilla Grot serum and go crazy mode. Have you been pounding that dumbbell over there? Yeah. Nice. Are you homering it, so just one arm?

Homering it? Yeah. Do you remember when... Quite admiring it? No, Homer wins one dumbbell. Like in a... Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then he gets one really strong arm.

I forgot about that, yeah. Yeah, no, I just do one arm. Yeah, like Homer. Yeah, like Homer. Homer's serum. Homer's coffee. Homer's experience, Homer's quandary. Odyssey.

Well, they did do an Odyssey at Simpson's episode. Really? Yeah. Not recently, like a year's ago. Really? Yeah. Really? Well, the jokes just write themselves, don't they?

No. Yeah. Quentin Tarantino's The Odyssey. That'd be cool. The giant scene would be six hours long. Yeah. And they'd have such banter. Lots of N words.

Yeah. And Tarantino would be Odysseus. Yeah. Who's Homer? The guy who voices Homer. Yeah. From the narrator. From the fantastic.

fan four stick. Homer's in fan four stick. He's the teacher at the beginning. Yeah, he is. Nice fan four stick, Paul. Yeah. I know that... It's weird. It's, it's like the most forgetful movie, but I can't forget it. Like, every part of that film is seared into my mind. Which, um, which Super Hero would make the best gummy? Ooh. Blue Beetle.

Yeah? That'll be a... I feel like I've had that. Yeah. Blue Beetle or Mr. Fantastic Chews that just like stretch. That's a good idea. They're like strawberry laces.

Yeah. But they're like blue raspberry. Yeah. The thing, like a hard rock like gobb stopper. Yeah. Sour. Spicy one?

You could have the whole Fantastic Four. Yeah. Like Dr. Doom, like sour. Yeah. Sour Apple, Dr. Deem. The ship probably exists. Yeah. So that's my coffee shop routine.

Hendog says, Hey guys, I really enjoyed Alex's Adventure Time retrospective vids on the IHETV channel. Are there any other cartoons you'd be willing to watch? Spence Bob. I'd really be interested in your guys' thoughts on shows

like Samurai Jack, Batman the Imagin, the Animated series, and Gargoyles. Thank you guys for all the great vids. Always one of the highlights of my Monday. Thank you I've always liked the art direction of Samurai Jack but never I've only seen like bits and pieces I'm not gonna rush back to a bunch of this shit though

SpongeBob was actually a shout I was thinking about like I want to watch some old era sponge yeah I want to watch like the first few seasons I would do that I'd watch um the animated series too like Batman yeah I've watched like season one of that I'd probably go through the list of though

by who which Sudia animated it. I would probably do it that way. Ooh, too lazy for a name, says Bear Bear Boys. I got back into the cast after watching the 10-year anniversary app, and I've been slowly working my way back through all the ones from last year. I was really surprised to hit on a chunk of episodes where Alex is a chat GPT power user, joking about using it for four hours a day and asking it questions during the cars. I can't really remember what you've said about it recently.

I've been watching cast going forward and back from the 10-year one. So I'm in a time hole and the chronology of the cast as all model. But your comments on the CEOs of AI companies, etc. have understandably certain, certainly not been positive, lull. I'm wondering if the frequency you use chat GBC, chat GBT or AI in general has changed at all since then and what you think looking back on that era and if you use it less now. I don't actually use chat GPT anymore at all.

Wow Because I moved to Gemini Yeah Just to use a different one Every day of the week Monday's Claude Tuesday's Gemini Wednesday's chat cheap

How often do you use Mecca Hitler That's Thursday Thursday's GROC day Yeah Got to get the GROC kind of energies out Yeah Sometimes I'll use it

In the same way I would use like Google search Because like That's just what it is now I guess Yeah Like, not for anything like, thoughtful or creative.

It's just more like research things. Who invented. And you always have to double check into it. Yeah, yeah. Pigs and blanks. What was the last thing I asked? It was something like, is semen retention real? Yeah, I think that was the last thing I asked, Gemini.

And it was like, baby, let's try it together. Let's find out. I can't remember why I searched that I heard like some anecdote about like a boxer because like boxers are always talking about Yeah they always got to retent my seam And it's like do actually though Is it just like make you mad

Yeah yeah Yeah they're tapping into actual science They tap into that swollen bull rain Rage There is something kind of like I'm erotic about the idea of it It's like, I'm gonna box like a fucking buff guy. Yeah.

And I'm gonna make sure my balls are full. Yeah. It's gonna make me so mad when I look at you. It's like, all right. Punch the gay away. You mean to tell me like a gay army wouldn't intimidate you? Do I look back on it? Honestly, the only fond part of AI development was when it was like genuine.

It was scary in a way that had never been seen before. Yeah. It wasn't just like uncanny valley. one thing it was like all fucked up now it's all just like settled into it all it all looks exactly the same yeah sounds exactly the same whereas there was that brief era it's like oh this is fucking like this is ungodly this is like been plucked straight from hell type yeah like just everything about it is wrong I mean it's still been plucked from hell there's something more corporate about it though

yeah yeah it's like but that that that's True evil. True evil is unthinking banal. Yeah, yeah. Diabetic Beer says the 3,000th episode of the Jailcast

is almost four years old and it got me thinking of all the landmark episodes. Episode 100, 360, $250, 199. Which do you think the most fondly of? Why was three... Oh, episode...

episode Xbox 360. Yeah. That's my favorite one. My fondest cast memory, I think, was the snugly one. In the bear. That was a good one, yeah. Yeah, I found those little sleeping caps the other day. It's like, why do we ever invent those?

Why did anyone need that? Yeah, yeah. Has anybody actually ever worn one to sleep in? I picture like fucking Scrooge wearing Yeah, yeah Why? He's the only guy that ever did it Yeah, I don't get it

Um, anything else you're fond of Um The lying on the floor one Just because of the absurd amount of Editing I put on that For just no reason I like any episode where you put that little alien in Do you remember that guy?

The little alien? Yeah. There have been a few of those. There's like a little Geph alien that would just be there sometimes. The little secrets are good, or there's a really nice one where Cyclops is like, he's like in the mirror and he's got this like shadow that's like waving or something. It's really fucking weird. That kind of stuff is pretty awesome. Yeah.

I like the upside down one. Yeah. No, that was a goal. Golden. Golden little gimmick. I haven't had a gimmick for a minute. We did the... I feel like... Oh no, yeah, we had a gimmick.

Yeah, that was... Yeah, it was just so... It was so serious. It didn't feel... Yeah, yeah. Like a joke of any kind, really. Well, it wasn't a joke. Well, it was real to me.

It felt real. Oh, this was an interesting one from Garble Marble. Bear Bear Bear Jar Braz. Longtime listener, first-time commenter. Well, on the political spectrum, would you place UK supermarkets? I've compiled my own list below. So we can reference theirs and agree or disagree with this. Tesco, Green Party.

Disagree. Yeah, big disagree. Tesco would be like Lib Dem. Yeah. Liddle, Labour. There is something Labour, like working class about the bakery. but Labor isn't particularly working close

No, let's be like, let's not be pedantic Let's engage with the No, I am engaging There's so many, little then Little, then, little reform Sainsbury's They put Lib Dem

Sainsbury's I put Sainsbury's and Tascoes as both LibDam Yeah Oh but they've got like Morrison's Lib Dem Conservative Coalition Oh interesting I wasn't thinking about the coalitions

That's like M&S or something That wouldn't be Lib Dem Conservative Coalition Why? I think like M&S is more green Party Really? A green party Conservative Coalition

Yeah I mean that actually kind of works Waitrose is just Tory Which is conservative Thatcherite they put in Yeah parentheses They put MNS Conservative Cameron Sunak era

An Aldi Reform UK Aldi Why is it Audi reform I feel like Asda's more reform Yeah who's ASDA

What's the other reform Return Return? Return. Is it return? Restore? Restore. Just R word.

Yeah. The R word party. Yeah, the R word party. Yeah. I don't think they're like immigrated shops, Lidl and Audi. They're German. Yeah.

But like, as does American, I think. Isn't it owned by like? Yeah, so as does reform. Yeah. Yeah, as to being reformed makes more sense than I would do, personally. Waitrose is owned by America as all. Everything is. Billy's not.

Billy is? Billy are. Um, so there was some response to, we brought up this, like, moral quandary about vegetarianism and eating animals. Yeah. And, like, feeling guilt, depending on. On that animal you're eating. Yeah, yeah. Checkins deserve it.

And swan diving overseas says, I became vegetarian when I was around four years old, because I felt so sad for the animals being killed. This made the commitment easy, since I didn't have much of a habit of eating meat by that point. I haven't eaten any meat since, and honestly get zero cravings to do so. It was actually not until the last couple of years

when I began thinking about the morality slash reality in a more adult way. The simple reality of eating the dead body of a slaughtered living being is pretty creepy. Even honoring the animal or slaughtering the animal yourself doesn't really make a difference, IMO. The animal doesn't care that you're honoring it. Instead, it's most likely terrified and doesn't want to die.

Plus, we know. We now know that in many cases, other animals will mourn for the slaughter. Doesn't seem worth it. Side note, there's also a strange macho defensiveness around eating slash slaughtering animals as though you're a pussy for caring about another living creature. Curious what the boys think about that. IMO needing to prove one's masculinity by killing an animal

and eating its corpse is silly, baby. That is kind of funny when people get so upset and they're like, why, I'm going to go and kill a pig now because you said that. Yeah, yeah. No, I think it comes from a place of like, well, I still want to eat meat, but I don't want to address the fact that I'm eating a dead thing. Uh-huh. Like a cadaver. Just ignore it. Yeah.

And it's, it's like conservative thought processes, you know? Well, we've always done it. Right. Just be real. It's like fine. Enjoy the pleasure of it. Yeah, that's the thing. You know, understand what you're doing. Yeah. So when I eat meat, I just feel a bit bad about it. And then push the bad feeling down.

Personally, I'm starting to... With more meat. I'm in a real, like, if you can't beat him, join him type thing where I'm kind of like, you know what? I just, I want to be a psychopath now. Yeah, yeah. Why not? I just buy whole chickens and just bring straight with him. I actually get like Schadenfreude and glee for like knowing that.

everything that I enjoy is like causing suffering by slaves and like exploitation I like like it now I'm like all in yeah yeah well that's the path to success hence the gambling app thing yeah yeah I'm trying to come up with ideas

for my own gambling kind of ideas yeah you know kind of spins on the classic gambling idea with a twist with a bloody animal twist with a turkey Whistler.

Yeah, with the turkey twizzler embedded in to the core of the thing. But you have to ask yourself, like, given her enough hunger, I'd probably eat Billy right now.

She'd be sinewy. I'd be hungry there. What about Peasley? Would you eat Peaseloo? Nah. You'd hunt Agi for fun, though. I'd hunt Argy for fun. I'd, um...

I'd, um... I'd, I'd hunt Paisley just, to rid the world of that of golden of an ugly beast um

well to continue on dibble dobs said bear square Jamie and the other one who looks like dream adding to the subject of eating cows and pigs the only meat I've eaten since 2019 has been chicken and turkey

but that's just a big chicken anyway I'm not sure what the term for it is but I've occasionally called myself a poultryitarian doesn't really roll off the tongue just call yourself a chicken I've considered it as me doing my bit for the environment. Depending on what source you go with, the proportion of global greenhouse gas emissions that can be attributed to livestock farming ranges from around 15 to 20 percent.

Of the main meats, cows are the worst offenders. They fart like mad, followed by sheep and then pigs, who, to be fair to the porky chaps, aren't as bad as you'd expect. In contrast, chicken and to a greater extent turkey, farming produces a tiny amount of greenhouse gas. just to be clear, I've been making these comparisons using each meat's emissions per KG of meat. And this doesn't factor in the land use element, both in terms of sheer space needed and the potential damage this can do. Deforestation, over grazing, etc. Although we should acknowledge that there are some benefits here, e.g. soil fertilization. The reason I bring this all up is for my master's dissertation back in 2022,

I studied the impact that presenting this type of information had on people's willingness to eat meat. My albeit less than perfect sample showed that people were very responsive to this type of information and awareness was fairly low. YouTube-based tough gooners may already be aware, and reading this may not change much for you, but I'm interested in whether this comment makes any difference in your potential decision to give out the porky and beefy guys. Not really sure if there's a question in here, so I'll ask. Alex, ah yes, that's the dream and young gravy offspring with a dash of Jack Harlow looking guy's name. Does being a veggie in the past make potentially giving up beef and pork more cringe-based or tough,

happy to be corrected or contested on any information provided, and game-on mingers. Does it make it more cringe-based or tough to stop eating those meats? It probably makes it more cringe as far as, like, I know that I cannot have it and I'm fine. Yeah. more crint so more it's not based and it's not tough to not eat meat no to does being a veggie in the past make potentially giving up beef and pork more cringe based

yeah so they're asking if it makes it easier given that you used to be a vegetarian to consider returning to something similar to that it makes it easier to i could imagine doing that yes yeah for sure Yeah, so that's kind of more tough. You know what? You've convinced me, actually, yeah. It's cringe tough. It's a classic cringe tough situation. The thing for me is, I can drop pork tomorrow.

Yeah. I do for the most part. I don't really eat pork in general. It's sausages and bacon, though. Yeah, but I can, like, vegan sausages are fine. I guess. I don't need bacon. beef though is actually

very delicious and I love burgers but the farts though they fart so much yeah yeah and I'm against farming them but also I'm maybe we should just farm something rarer

and more protein dense like gorillas that could solve multiple problems at once because they're endangered yeah it would finally finish them off Make them as common as like cows. Oh, right, yeah. So, like, just every field is full of, like, gorilla farms. Wild gorillas.

Have you ever seen that movie? Not wild... Rise of the Planet the Apes? Yeah. No, but keep them, like, devolved to a certain degree, you know? Introduce gambling to them. Well, yeah.

And then we'll just have control over them. Yeah, that's... Yeah, because then you could incorporate, like, AI data center stuff, like, you're training algorithms on, like, guerrilla brains. Yeah. for the

yeah shit and then you can farm like the way they move because they're fairly like human like you can like

and then and then like warehouse workers can wear like San Porter Bridges um gorilla like like mecks suits

trained on the guerrillas so they can lift things heavier yeah yeah this is a good a fucking fucking idea

yeah good idea um questioner for coming up with that one yeah well I didn't they just save like all these animals going extinct by just farming them yeah get pandas

panda farms would be panda burgers yeah the advertising kind of just sells itself yeah you go and pick your like panda from the pasture you go and hug and play with it and then walk it to the blender that's like part of the process is you build a bond with it yeah for you you can call it a bond burger Pear Bond burger Panda bear Bond burger Yeah Panda bear Bond burger

New business Oh and you could get so fucking clever with it We're like That's where they weren't being clever with Jurassic Park Where it's like you're halfway there Yeah Then you have like a T-Rex burger

You bring back the do-dough So you can marinate that shit's and fucking barbecue them Yeah You know, with an apple in his mouth. Dodo pear bon burger. I feel like the bonding part is really what makes it like... Yeah, yeah, it's USP. Yeah.

The rare or the better. Dodo farm. Mammoth. Mammoth jerky. Mammoth jerky. Yeah, there's... What you're not thinking about, you haven't been thinking about it enough, like, ways to build businesses out of murder.

Yeah, that's what we're lacking in. In 20206. There's not enough businesses peddling murder. Yeah, built off the backs of murder anyway. What happened to the good old days? We didn't need to hide that it was built on the backs of murder and expectation. We used to be proud of that. Yeah.

We used to like fly the flag of murder. Yeah. With pride. Not the pride. flag though. They'd get murdered. Yeah. You can't farm pride. No. Can you? No. Or can you?

That's one for the 1% think about. Yeah, get Peter Thiel on that. He can give us a rundown. What's the rarest animal you'd like to bring back and farm? Bring back. I mean, is it rare or extinct? Okay, no, let me start that again. Yeah. What's the rarest currently alive animal?

Okay. Bengal Tiger? Just hanging on by a thread. Bengal Tiger? Yeah. That would be popular. What would you call it? Like Bengal Pairbond burger joint?

Bengal Booner? Benson Boone could like open. Benson's Boone? Like a... Burger. A Bengal Tiger smash burger. like hot honey kind of joint

like a food truck yeah yeah actual Bengal tiger is the selling point and yeah how about you what stick with a dodo yeah that would be my follow-up question is something that's extinct that you'd like to eat or put in a food truck with hot honey

maybe Hulumi even something that goes well with Hulumi ideally Well but I kind of jumped to Like those dinosaur fish They're like underwater ones with the big teeth They're like kind of crocodiles but with fins Like a Leipelodon type thing Yeah like a Lepluridon

Like dried and put on a stick With Hulomi Oh yeah like an ammonite Oh yeah Either like an oyster or something Yeah Yeah It's like a squid

Yeah Or just like crab Yeah Do people eat horseshoe crab Probably People eat anything Yeah If they have to

What? No How'd you even come up With the idea You see a whale And you're like I'm eating that Ambition

It's like It's like the hubris of it And then like, yeah, yeah. Now this is like, I think we like eat blubber now. Yeah,

we're a blubber type. Blubber feast. We do need to be farming whales for their oil more. Like, that video game, Dishonored. Yeah.

Dishonored style kind of bring back dishonored farming. Yeah, let's stop relying on the straight of Hormuz and just, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. Become a blubber based economy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what is clever, though, and this does loop back around to what I brought up in the first half with the Xbox McDonald's. Yeah, yeah. They actually brought mowers back from extinction to farm them. To farm them for nuggies. Yeah.

So now we've got mowling. Yeah, like, how would you feel if, like, the human race gets wiped out? Right. And then that's not the end of the question. Oh. But then, like, eons go by. and like this new race of beings are they guerrillas

yeah they can be guerrillas they figure out how to like farm and stuff and bring stuff back like we did that mammoth or whatever right you know like cloning old jeans and they clone you and it works in such a way where like you die and then you just wake up in the future and you're being farmed for an Xbox burger

which that sounds like a How do you feel about, because on the one hand, it's like, oh, they save me from death, on the other hand, to be eternally re-forged, to be blended into an Xbox burger? Why not I'd be happy if it was an Xbox? Yeah, yeah. Just as it's got the Xbox brand. Yeah, if Xbox lasted that long, it's like... If I woke up and I was like a PlayStation burger, I'd be... No!

That's like the Twilight Zane twist. Yeah. That'd be a disappointing movie. If it was Xbox slash Microsoft themed, I'd be like, Bill Gates, yes. Yeah. I put my hands together and pray to Bill. Yes, thank you, Bill. He brought back the mowers just so I could eat them at McDonald's.

He walks in and his head is in like a vat of water. He's on like a spider robot. Happy Easter, Xbox. Yeah, Usher's there, wishing everyone at Happy Easter. Yeah. I've got to add that to the wankers ad Happy Easter Xbox Does the Xbox

Does the Xbox burger at McDonald's have an X on the button I don't think there's a burger There's a fucking Overwatch donut A World of Warcraft Because Xbox don't make anything They just buy things that will be made Including hailed

Yeah That is what they did with Halo, isn't it? Yeah, it was a Mac thing. Yeah. So any more endangered animals? You want to... No, I'm good. What a season?

I'm all right. Pangolin on a stick. What about like a dinosaur egg, though? Like runny egg. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be good. I would eat a dinosaur. Really?

Yeah. I guess they'd be more bird-like than... Yeah. lizard like yeah yeah fuck them like them things like um the new souls game has a dinosaur transformation yeah i've seen which kind of made me want to play it but not by a switch too yeah that's the thing because i'm sure it's gonna be really good it's pointing there just looks like night rain yeah but it's got pvp and like a diver called like dought dot dot the diver yeah he flies around.

Yeah. It's cool. The, the, the, the d'g blood. Bort. Do you remember

Bort? Down with Bort? Yeah. Yeah. Bort of the Boreal Valley. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you could farm like Ryan Reynolds's.

Just clone Ryan Reynolds's Deadpool burgers. Yeah. That would fit in with the character of Deadpool as well. Because he like regenerates, right? So you could end the sleeve farm his legs off or something.

Yeah. Nice little steaky of Ryan's leggy. Yeah. Look in the mirror Ryan and see what you've created. Look at what you've done, Ryan.

It's like, yeah, his it's like rings of his meat marinated in aviation gin. Mmm. Yeah. Ryan Gravy Ryan's gravy Yeah

Pais likes that Yeah Pace loves Ryan Well unless you have any more endangered animals you want to fantasize about Bringing back And devouring I'm getting the vibe this is your like

Favorite topic I told you I've just Not only have I stop caring but I've become evil yeah yeah I'm just like why not yeah I like it you actually are less evil by being more evil

so do you want to know something the biggest crazy thing that's changed ever since I just made the effort to be more evil what the rewards it's crazy yeah society just fucking it's awesome it's like it's actually being the joker is how you need to do it Yeah, like the rewards are plentiful.

Yeah? I just look down at my five pound note and I think, you're not even real. Ooh, have you ever banned money? I wouldn't go that far. Yeah, that's not evil. That's just stupid. I need it so I can invest in Palantia's endangered animal well-being program.

Yeah, yeah. Palantia comes up with a fantastic idea. start farming endangered animals. This just in. Yeah, I think that's a nice, kind of nice place to end it. It's a friendly place to sort of just serenely sail into the sunset. So, yeah, head over to the Patreon and have a look at the jar penguin burger kind of concept. Oh, imagine

Squid rings But giant squid The size, you could like Hula hoop with them Yeah, yeah You could like put them round a penguin Right The whole bird

Yeah, something like that Endless opportunity Like, do you know how diverse Like the options are out there in some climate Yeah Like bro It's like woke how diverse it is out there With some of these climates

That's so fucking true You know I'm gonna find the rarest bugs I'm gonna poach the rarest mammals And I'm gonna season them And combine them in interesting ways Stick insect Chopsticks

You're gonna eat the calorie in the end Giant squid Penguins With gorilla Marini But like Seriously like actually why not It's probably what they're already eating

Yeah that's what Jeff Bezos That's what they were eating on the island Is shit like this Hugging out So yeah give us your ideas for nice Rare dishes Yeah If we get enough likes

We'll actually make one. Yeah, a thousand likes and we'll actually yeah. Fucking out. We'll make a rhino cabab. I can picture the Mr. B's thumbnail of like a gorilla like a silverback gorilla on a platter and he's like just lifted up and there's like steam coming off and he's doing that face. Yeah. Yeah.