JAR Media Posdact - Peng Ting - JARCast Episode 278

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:40 Housekeeping 24:54 Black Adam is Finally Here 27:52 Alex's Scary Sleep Paraylsis Story 42:31 Mid Break 43:30 Jumper 43:56 This Project is Reborn 47:25 @FourFunnies 48:38 Does James Still Hate Unty Zula 52:29 Kumailbi-One-Kenobi 54:12 A Mystery 55:44 Which JARCast is the fly episode? 58:11 Are Chocolate Milkshakes Bean Smoothies? 1:00:09 How to stop yourself laughing 1:03:12 Revealing the EC Project 1:05:25 Thanks for the help:) 1:06:46 Bonus Moments

The seeds, this is how you'd be a singer from the 80s is a bit edgy. I'm so sad. I've become so no, I can feel you there. I'm so tired, sick and tired of James is Dad. Good afternoon, one evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode. episode of the John Major podcast, I am your host for this show, episode 278. 278, and today is just the usual three of us, nothing new, nothing old. Nothing sideways around here.

We are a very sideways show. Nice. We've got some pretty interesting topics today that are going to be, they're going to rivet you to your chair. You're going to be sucked in, exposed to the humor that we're going to unleash your pot in the world, and it's going to change the internet forever. Instagram is not going to handle it. TikTok's not going to handle it. YouTube, no chance.

Joe Rogan, though, he's going to love it. What's about Jordan? My man, Beef Peterson. Oh, no, I'm getting along with him now, so he might be okay with it, not too sure. He squashed the beef. Yeah, we squashed the beef. Jordan's beef. Is that their name of this one?

No. The name of this one is beef petersons. Beef's Peter son. Beef Peter son. Son Peter Beef. Um, who's here then? Me! Oh, and I'll just shout out a little old me over here.

Uh, me. That's it. It's all three. And before we go into the show, James is going to say a special little one. A big shout out to our Patreon's over Patreon for supporting the show and making, you know, everything you see possible. new angles new crazy new moments we've got them all thank you for the patrons there's some audio versions

available new crazies I agree with the angles and the crazies you can catch us over at any of your favorite audio websites be it Spotify, SoundCloud iTunes Pod Bean

we are there and that is possible because there's a lovely help of our jarlings over at Patreon I love that it's Pod Bean Pod bean. I had to have bean in there. Well, which wouldn't be a bean without a pot, brother.

James, why are you being so rude? I'm not being rude. I'm never rude. I'm like the... The nicest... The nicest angle yet. Nicest angle yet. I can be your...

your angle or your angle. Oh, I see what you're saying. Guys, let's start messing around. Let's be serious. Okay. Right? Okay. Because we've got some serious stuff to be talking about over here.

Yeah. We got some cleaning up to do. We've got some conversations. We've got to wrap up from the previous episode in the housekeeping segment. Um, and it's quite a chunk of one, I've got to say. Jesus. Disgusting. I'm sorry. You can edit that out. No, I can't. Not.

No, you're editing that out. I can't have people thinking that I'm a bit of a disgusting man, okay? Hey, hey, too late. Um, I guess to start... Start housekeeping. I want to shout out a couple jarlings I met in the flesh the other day. I went to Bristol and saw the band TV go. And there were two jarlings there that I interacted with.

The first one being Jamie, who um I wasn't there you idiot he uh he bought me a drink which was nice of him yeah I'm like our Jamie but then immediately after like I walked away and started drinking it I was like

I started feeling really bad because um he mentioned he was like a first year student so like and drinks in like venues like that really expensive so um thanks for that Jamie

um you're welcome and the other jarling was was called Jay and um I was having a little chat with him I was like, oh, is he a big fan of TV girl then? And he was like, no. I was like, what do you mean?

Why was he there? Was he following me? I was like, I had asked him again. I was like, what, what do you mean? What, you don't like TV girl? He was like, no. And then he said, bear, bear and walked away. You know what?

I like that. I like that. I respect that. But Jay also, he actually... Jail? No, J. He also. he commented on the idea we brought up many episodes to go

for what Jarlings should mention if they see us in the flesh and they're not sure what to say between the normal and curry debate so he J weighed his vote in and can you guess what which episode he normal Jim? Curry

normal good that's our first vote for normal I can't remember James Are you anti, you anti-Curry? I am anti-Cowrie No, you're pro-Curray, you hate normal No, I think having Looking back at Coe and Normal now

Like normal is a masterpiece And Coe is an absolute mess That became a masterpiece But one is by design One is by incompetence That's a good way of putting it The one by design Will always be better

Than the one by incompetence and I witnessed something really embarrassing I told you guys this little anecdote already but it bears repeating I was like in the crowd and these it was like halfway through the set or whatever these two like guys barge their way close to the front one of them uh dueling in the venue

um pissing everyone off one of them had a girlfriend the other one didn't and the one who didn't like started trying to trying to hit on this random girl that was there. He, uh, he like tapped on her shoulder and went, um, oh, Peng Ting, Peng Ting. And she turned around and looked him square in the face and just said, no. And that was that. To be honest, that's bad bitch behavior.

That is absolute bad bitch behavior. It was, it was really embarrassing. Yeah. Peng Ting. That's, that's instantly like red flag. Like, that's it. And no in every situation If that's all you got

If there was like a stinky Kind of smelly fart stranger Who prodded you on the Shoulder and jueled in your face And went Peng Ting What would you say? I'd say Me, Peng

Oh Not sure about Ting though I'd simply just kick him in the balls Then get done for a soul I'd just call the police on you What would you do if we If you've never met me James Yeah

And I walk up to you and grab you by the shoulder and say Pengting No, by the waist Yeah, yeah I sneak up behind you when you're at home alone And grab you by the waist And say Pengting, Pangtang! What do you do? I think then it's justified to smack in the boss

Yeah, I think, yeah No, but you invited me over Oh, okay Well, but then how can... But you've never met me before. Well, so you're like a... I'm from Craigslist. What was the ad?

Um, I'm selling a toyer to Salika. So I'm there to... I'm in your house to do the paperwork. And I sneak up behind you, grab you by the waist and say, painting. He does a... Yeah, one of those hugs, like, from behind that goes your own waist. Whispers in your ear, painting.

Painting. Painting. And I'd just say If you half the price Let's clean up some conversations then Just like Maxi Rondo It's going to get us going here Just thought I'd mention this about pissing in public pools

When I was around three or four I was with my family in a resort in France It was one of the first times I'd ever been in a pool So I asked my mum if I could have a piss in there Because I really had to go Once she said yes I got out, pulled my pants down And without hesitation started letting it all go

with the whole pool watching I'm saying this now as I quite literally have no recollection of it recollection of it sorry as my family are the ones who remind me

of this catastrophic event that I must have repressed from my memory needless to say I established my Sigma dominance that day that is absolutely that is completely

establishing your complete control and dominance of the entire pool and everyone there there's no move as Chad as that because that means all the people

are going to be swimming and you're piss No, but everyone's already swimming in everyone's piss You're just saying that like You're making it clear that they are You're not hiding that your piss is part of the pool Yeah The gene pool

Yeah Jim do you have the Do you remember when we went to New Zealand When I was like 12 And you would have been like nine I guess I was seven when we went to New Zealand I believe You had just turned 11 I think

Oh was I that young I guess you're right um you wouldn't have been seven it was Alex's 11th birthday on the flight that's right so you weren't seven 11 was 11 and I was 7 11 7 11 yeah easy way to remember it

um but do you remember we were like watching like family videos or something and one of them was of me I must have been like three years old and it was a similarly embarrassing kind of thing where like my dick was out and I was like doing some kind of dance it's a dick pass and everyone was just like I hate that shit

it's horrible yeah it's like what it's three dude yeah why do we film like since the invention of cameras it's been like oh let's film the the thing that literally can't consent and we'll have the

and will not have any memory of said thing but everyone can still laugh at them yeah I wish I knew in better detail what I was doing in that video I think I was like running around the garden like yeah with no like bottom half

like I think I like did a pee or a poo in the garden or something I know there was a story so not much has changed yeah you'd run around the garden though and shit and the the two dogs our parents had would like run

like following you around waiting for the shit and I'd be like the baby the baby droppings Oscar man 97 says I'll be buying bear bear merch from my whole family thanks jar Don't just to remind it

Don't do it You're such a sweat No wait Wait for the new line That includes This is the new line Yeah this is the bear bear The new additions to the new line

Like Don't wait get bear bear bear Bye bear bear Yeah by bear Bear bear remember that Well, you should wait for reasons. James actually loves bear bear, and I hate that he pretends that he doesn't like. What do you mean I love it?

When do I ever show genuine affection? You were bare-bearing for like 20 minutes before we started. Bebearing. Yeah, you've got your own version of it and everything. No, no, I do it to piss off argue. I don't do it for any other reason. Old man diabetes says James is talking about power levels. Genuinely have me laugh like a full while at work.

make Mondays at work bear bearable. Love you all. Nicole Neffat, so this is the only podcast I listen regularly. Feels like a bunch of friends chilling on the couch while I do shit around the house. I like to fall asleep listening to you because your voices are so soothing. Oh, love from

Croatia. Yeah. Calming, is it? No, so be like, with someone's ASMR. Because that's what ASMR is used for is to basically sleep to what I use. So we are and we are we are we are

the only ASMR podcast on YouTube the only one. So true the only single one. And the number one textbook toy podcast. Don't forget that. I completely forgot about that arc of Jaya. Yeah that's the whole timeline

yeah that was the flashlight arc which was concluded with a nice full stop once we actually got the like message from flashlight. We never responded to them but... We never got a message. No, I thought we did. Yeah, we did. No, we did. No, we did, but I just never

noticed it or applied to it. It's still on Flashlight, though, for not trying hard enough to get on... Yeah. No, but it's a thing that's like the car nana, the the Shreddy's Car Banana. Oh yeah, we've got that somewhere. We've got it. That's in a like PO box pile.

And they they messaged us like months ago, like, hey, did you get the car Nana? We just never replied. We should. Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that one. We are like the worst

sponsorship people. Could we just forget? That doesn't mean don't sponsor us. Yeah, it does. Do sponsor us. We just might not reply. Yeah, sponsor us and give us money, but with no

obligation to actually... To be fair, with the car banana one, but there was no contract or anything. Yeah, they just... sent it. Yeah, we gave them publicity and they gave us something bad. It's an interesting, it's a weird product. It's like, imagine a banana, like a gone off banana

that's gone black. It's like, it looks like that and you're supposed to put it in your underwear between your ass cheeks. You're supposed to actually squeeze it between your ass cheeks on a car journey to stop leakage. James actually needs that. Are you saying I'm getting leakage? Yes, with the smell that erupts

from the car. No, bro, you portraying me as like this gross, disgusting animal. I have some shitty farts every so often doesn't mean I'm disgusting Jamie has worse ones though No I don't I don't shit myself

You have Did we talk about your shit yourself story On the cast Which one? You had one I swear recently You had one recently No I didn't When did I ever

Shit yourself like two days ago No No beyond Did you actually No I didn't I told this to Jim that After After that, I didn't shit for like a good day.

Because you're shit in your pants. I generally didn't. Because I got home and I went to go do a shit, but nothing came out. Isn't it weird when it feels like a massive shit has come out, but it's like a little thing the size of like your thumb. A tiny nug, yeah. Yeah, I don't like that.

It's less satisfying. No, I like that. Great Overlord Chicken Master says, I'm American and can name five places from the UK. Swindon, the Magic Roundabout, the Dream Lounge, Alex's house, James' secret mass grave. Fuck. Well, you don't know the location of the mass grave, to be honest.

All of those places were in Swindon as well. Yeah. Pineapple and pizza said this jar. I hope you're all doing well. This is a jarling all the way in New York City. No. Yeah, man. Just beat my first bear-bear boss fight in Eldham Ring,

the Tree Sentinel, as a mage after buying the game. During all the stress, I was laughing along to your review of Madagascar, too. I'll say this game is already crushing, sorry, causing me great stress, pain and huge headaches, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Speaking of New York City, I recommend traveling here if you ever visit the United States. It's extremely diverse and the people aren't as bad as others make them out to be, except the drivers. Additionally, I think it would be absolutely hilarious to hear all of you complain about driving there. Keep up all the laughs, loves.

No, I think I'd probably enjoy driving there. Why? Isn't it like notoriously awful? Yes, but I would get pleasure out of driving if I was in a car that was obnoxious to everyone Because then it's like I'm in traffic, I'm stuck in traffic

But if I'm bouncing my car off the web limit of while doing it, it's fun Because then it makes everyone else's day worse It's like, you know, I'm getting my bit back Some anarchist behavior right there Joker James James Stanley said this What does Alex make of the Chocobos from Final Fantasy They're kind of based on terror birds

But they're more like a dibby version It depends on the version we're talking about I've always been quite fond of chokobos If I'm being totally honest But not the dibby version What ones? You know there's a spin-off Final Fantasy games With like the dibby version of chokobos

It isn't like everything a chibis In those Sometimes there's like Final Fantasy Chibis or Chibis So what about Final Fantasy 13? Those chokobos Those were just Those are kind of cool They were just like terror birds

Awful Oh there was actually a dibby chokobo in that game There was, yeah In the man's hair Yeah in the man's hair I kind of love that dibby Really? Yeah I do I love Final Fantasy 13

It's like cemented in like Jarl law as well Yeah it's being terrible It's not terrible though The gameplay is solid, and the soundtrack is absolutely busing. The soundtrack is actually really good. It's probably the best thing. The soundtrack is good, but the gameplay isn't. No, the gameplay is good.

No, it's not. Oh, I don't like turn-based stuff because it's too slow. It's not turn-based. They, they... It's hybrid turn-based. The Final Fantasy games spent, like, all this time being like, right, how do we make it so turn-based combat, we can, like, have it in real time?

It's like, no. Do you what you are No you agree with me that that the gameplay Final fans see if it needs good Eventually It grows depth but it's like just pacing is awful Yeah the pacing is terrible Yeah it doesn't like the gameplay doesn't get enough

It's a very unengaging like combat system I just have yeah for the first like 20 hours And that's a pacing thing like the actual The design of the system is good Like when you actually get in depth into it When is that? Yeah, like 20 hours in. No, but you're going to have to...

I remember every campaign part of that game. Why don't? Because there's the part where it gets open world. When it's just loads of fields. That's the worst part of the game. Because then after that is the horrible difficulty spike. You only go to the street race in the city. Fucking weird game.

It's a bizarre game. And it's bad. Like, if you've never played it, then. Yeah. Don't play it. Jordan left something in response to something James said about firefighters. I looked into what James said about firefighters in the US, and it seems that the situation of firefighters not stopping a fire

because they haven't been paid has only been documented one time as far as I can tell, but it's quite terrible. The fire took place in a rural area of Tennessee 12 years ago. The family called the fire department when their house caught on fire, but they wouldn't come until they paid the $75 that was required. The firefighters only came when the fire spread to a neighbor's house who then paid the 75. The firefighters only extinguished the fire on the neighbour's property and made sure it didn't spread, but let the poor family's house burn down with a dog inside the house as well.

Free dogs and two cats. When this happened, it caused a huge uproar and the mayor of the town justified the fire department's decision by saying fire coverage is like car insurance, he said. You don't pay it when you have a wreck, you pay it beforehand. The responsibility lies with the landowner. That's the problem today. You don't want to be responsible for nothing anymore. Nobody does. The firefighters would have been fired for misuse of county property,

and if any of them were injured, they may not have gotten workmen's comp. If any of them died, then their families also may not have been eligible for insurance payments through their employer. Definitely isn't right to say that it's the thing that happens in the US since it's only happened once, and it really would only happen in excessively rural areas. The vast majority of US counties have fire service paid for at the local level. Some places are just too isolated for it to be plausible.

Still doesn't make the firefighters decision right, but they had their reasons. But it's still like that, should never even be a problem. possibility. Yeah. Yeah, that's a messed up. You shouldn't have to pay your local fee in that if you forget, you could lose everything. That's just ridiculous. And there was one other firefighter comment from Ghost of Onyx 2.

I read all the Halo books when I was younger, but slowly fell out of love with the franchise as the power creep in the law got ridiculous. Most firefighters have a second or fiddle job. We work for 12-hour shifts and then have four days off. The pay in the UK isn't great, so most people use these extra days to work. Love the cast, keep it up. Dirk MacThermott said pistol equals a gun designed to be used with one hand. All revolvers are pistols, not all pistols are revolvers.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. That's a boom, boom, boom. Okay, go, go and the final one. Explain the difference between clip and magazine. Magazine holds bullets. Clip goes, ch-s-c, magazine goes. Yeah, that's perfect, but that is the perfect definition. No, a clip is like a little clip of bullets, whereas the magazine is like...

Yeah. Right, let's end the segment on this one from Badged Cast. You boys chatting about Obi-1 reminds me of one of my biggest problems I have with Star Wars fans, and to a lesser extent, stuff made with them as a focal point, and that they think more about Star Wars as a setting than any of the creators, going all the way back to George Lucas ever did. Star Wars wasn't built to be dissected, it's built to be a setting that... that presents a hybrid a kid might come up with when playing with their toys.

It's a Western Samurai World War II movie in space starring Space Wizards and it's fucking awesome. That doesn't mean people can't come up with in-depth, interesting, and congruous stories within the setting, but it does mean that whenever someone is talking about how this or that scene is unrealistic, they're missing the forest for the trees. X-Wings have wings, even though they objectively don't need them for space or in atmosphere travel, they're V-toles and have no visible thrusters on the underside, but they have wings because they're meant to look like cool space world war two fighter planes and it's awesome

i haven't seen obi one and probably won't but i do hope they don't let the nostalgic fans override interesting ideas the mandolorean does have a lot of cool stuff with established already established law i.e mandoloreans the force but aside from tattooing baiting doesn't really go in on the on the nostalgia and it's a great time bobbett returning as a side thing is fun but then it just makes me realize that bobafet is lame and was only ever made cool by expanded universe content he's pretty much a back background character and din jar gin is basically working with the same material to make something way better also the prequels are dog shit but you can still work with their contents to make interesting stuff clone wars

fallen order etc it's all about how the material is used best Star Wars movie is the one that is an actual World War II movie all of them um yeah attack the clones is a pretty cool one I like that one no kind of like that one but but this this just reinforces my point about the sequels well they're bad stories hmm yeah so like there's there's nothing to work with there yeah i'm right with you bro got a couple topics the first being um the rock is finally changing superheroes finally well what superhero he's changing i think i can't remember the exact wording. It's something like

the superhero paradigm is about to shift. Just like Final Fantasy 13. Just like Final Fantasy 13. Superhero powered him. This is Black Adam. We watched the trailer. Fight against the dying of the light. Yeah, that is it, isn't it? Yeah. It looks

terrible. It doesn't look terrible. It doesn't. I think I'm getting some feelings in my heart that I might actually love this one. This might be the next eternal's sort of tier maybe. Yeah. it's just the rock no but he's so bad and he can't play

I thought black adam was like a villain he's bad now Alex no but the dialogue was like eluding there's going to be yet another anti-hero who's like yeah I'm a I'm a really unique hero who like kind of kills people sometimes

we've never seen this before yeah you know this is the start of the walk change you know he his character in red notice you know, he subverted expectations and he's going to do the same with Black Adam and I'm really here for it. I think there's going to be a shift

in the superior power digum. What do you think, Jim? I'm kind of with James there. Like, we need to see the duality of the rock, you know? And I think Black Adam is going to be a step towards his perhaps more evil-a-side. I don't really know anything about Black Adam.

Has he got like a Shazam hook where he's like He is Shazam, but villain? But is there like a child who then turns into the adult, that whole thing? No, he's just always villain. So he's just the rock? No, no, no, no, he's not the Wok. He's the Wok, but cooler. Yeah, he's the cooler rock.

Yeah, it looks really cool. Is there any, is it, is there going to be a movie where Shazam fights the Rock? Yeah, despite of the Shazam Wok universe. Is Shazam in the Robert Pattinson universe Or is he in the Joker universe Or is he in the Suicide Squad universe? Well no, because I don't think the Patterson universe is in any of them And is the Birds of Prey universe in the Suicide Squad universe

And is the new Suicide Squad universe by James Gunn? Is that in the Joker universe? Yeah, that's specifically in the Ezra Miller Batman movie which is also going to be a beauty apparently he's like

on the run and they can't find him oh god see if they just fucking caught him before he made a wanner you know how would you catch him

he so far yeah I suppose that is he didn't they got him to play the character that is his main power I guess huh ha

yeah whatever I got something disturbing to tell you guys um Like many months ago, we mentioned Jim had sleep paralysis. And now it's my turn to tell my story because I had it and it was horrible.

Bro, I'm shaking away. You got to tell me. So my experience was, I was asleep in beddy bays. Just having a gay odd time. And then it feels like, feels like someone comes into my bedroom, like a human. Features, what do they look like? Well, that was the thing, like, I couldn't move my body.

I could, like, observe... Were you facing the door? No, I think I was on my side. Yeah, I was, like, on my right side, so I could only see, like, the wall and just, like, a bit in the peripheral. Of, like, a figure walking in up to the side of me. but because of the angle I was like locked into I couldn't see anything above like the torso

so I couldn't see any face or anything and I had the same thing you said about the heart just going absolutely insane and it took like a little second to realize oh this like isn't real because it feels like just real it feels like it's happening so when you when you realize it was real

did the demon go away I guess after I was like able to break it down in my head I was able to like get out of it. What did you do to get out? Did you wake up right after as well? Yeah. And you like got up from the position you had your dream in.

Yeah. And to be honest, I can't actually pinpoint in the moment where like it stopped being like dream state. Which was dream state. Where's your door open? I don't think so. Then how did it come through the door? Well, you didn't see the door.

Well, because of where I was. lying it was just coming from the direction of where the door is and like the it just feels like it's happening like the sounds and everything like it just it sounded like someone coming up the stairs and coming in and then just being there yeah that's vivid and horrible did you um try and control your breathing after i realized what was going on yeah then it was like okay let's try and calm down now because this is it's like four in the morning or something see that was kind of the opposite of my tactic to get out of it because i couldn't like move i thought by breathing because that that was something i could control yeah so i i did it to

kind of like hyperventilate and yeah i don't know it felt like it would give me some control and to the point where I was like making my body wheeze with how hard I was breathing I can I can like remember the sound I was making but not how it felt it's weird because you're like totally numb

yeah I actually I just remembered another messed up detail I'm pretty sure I shouted for help or thought I did I don't know if I actually did yeah that's what I was like trying to do but I couldn't move my mouth and speak so I was yeah making my body wheeze by breathing mm-hmm like trying to

scream yeah yeah I don't know which yours sounds a bit scarier to me with like the floating thing it was really fucking scary but I mean equally the more grounded nature of yours kind of makes like it can be scary yeah yeah true I I mean that I'd say that equally is scary yeah I can have some wacky dreams lately but I mean the the things I've heard the more common ones sound way more scary than both of us really well I did some research on to this because Alex said that it happens I kind of was just like well let's just go do a quick Google and see what like what the consensus is on what the cause is and it's like stuff like laying on your back

if you're down on your back regularly it's like you're more likely to get it and one the things was genetics was like a factoring into why you're experiencing it's like one third of people experience it. The other two thirds, don't. So with the fact that YouTube both experienced it and related, it kind of makes sense to me that, you know, why that is the case. Because I've never, I've never experienced it yet.

Horrified of experiencing it. Yeah, definitely wasn't pleasant, and I wouldn't want to have that again. But what's the what's the one that you've said that people experience? Like, if you wake up and you're looking at a wall, you can see like a

face coming out of the wall. like towards you and a really common one people get is like a gross looking really old woman if you're lying on your back like sat on your chest looking down I think I've heard something like that before

specifically about like something pushing down on your chest yeah yeah and it's just weird that a lot of the descriptions of like figures and stuff that people see are really similar Like, an old woman is apparently really common. And, like, the way she's described in a lot of cases, it's like the same thing.

It's really weird. A ghost. A ghost. It's like a thing. But also, it still, it still caters to you. It's your paralysis demon. The one you experience is kind of unique to you. So if people have unique ones, I think, it's one of those things where people think they

had that one when they might not have. No, I think, um, everyone's got an amygdala, you know, and, uh, it's just a little nugget of brain, right? Mm, secreting some. Yeah, it just secrete some. And then suddenly you're seeing an old lady sitting on your chest, you know? Because there's like different kinds of paralysis, like a sleep paralysis, and there's like, there's some that it isn't. There's an overlap in them, but sometimes you don't get the overlap. You might get one of the, just the chest thing about the seeing.

Yeah, yeah. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, I want to know the scientific proof of what the fuck it is and what's going on with it. Because it's like, I've had, like, panic attacks at night. I, like, feel like I've done stuff, like, screaming for help and trying to get doors open. But then nobody ever, no one else remembers them. But I did that. that's how real it feels yeah they that happened but then nobody else did

so what is that because if I was screaming for help trying to slam doors open surely it would have woke someone up but they it wasn't they didn't no idea so like what is that dream state is a weird thing because when you find yourself like drifting off to sleep

you know that you get that it's REM sleep rapid eye movement sleep yeah that's what is what is like drawing sleep paralysis is because of WEM sleep where your brain is going into deeper sleep and it's the transition phase.

But it's that same feeling. It's much more tranquil on the front end when you're going to sleep. And you kind of catch yourself dreaming, even though you're still awake. Like you could sit up and go get a drink or whatever. But you are in a dream state and you kind of don't want to leave it. But when it's waking up, it's like reversed. You're in the dream state, but you can't leave it. and your body has to like catch up

it's really freaky I mean I don't have it I've had it once yeah yeah and it's terrifying it's really freaky I keep having these like weird like looping dreams where I feel like I'm stuck in this like horrible nightmare loop

like one I had the other week was you know like those like kid playgrounds that are in my warehouses like boomerang or whatever they're like padded phone I was in like one of those, but it was like a maze and I was like on top of it so I could look down into the maze and down in the maze with these two women that were like relentlessly trying to get to me and they were like climbing up the sides and no matter how many times I was like grabbing them and throwing them down they would like keep coming and climbing and they were like screaming this like really demented shit at me. I'm like, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm already like shit this kind of and I was like it felt like just an

eternal loop that was just like stuck in and it felt like real as well yeah those kind of dreams it's just so fucking eldritch see like I think the way to like avoid sleep paralysis demons is to be like extremely traumatized

because it's like my trauma re-experiences in my dreams kind of are the sleep paralysis because they're the be occurring thing that I have that I'm not going to get sleep paralysis because the demon is in my dreams already you know no that's not how it works at all

it's gonna happen bro I'm never gonna get it I'm gonna be safe and if I go and try and get it I'm gonna fucking cry you think you'll be crying but you're actually just be paralyzed but something I remember from my sleep paralysis do you know what do you know what though I hope my sweet

sleep paralysis is giant argi because I'll be the only person in history to wake up completely in the sleep paralysis because it's like it's argi so I've got to fight I've got to fucking go for it What you've got to do is just go

Bebbao instantly defeated They're fucking like kill me I'll actually die on my sleep paralysis Because you get You have his turn What if your sleep paralysis demon Is the the suck job ghost

From Ghostbusters Oh well I'm having a good time Manifest that Man I had the best sleep paralysis Last night Yeah Every morning you wake up like Well hey it's time for a fresh day

like surely no surely though that your sleep paralysis demon is is something specific like I think no I don't think so because like what was my one like how what was that specific is that just manifest no because you've always been bothered of intruders

yeah that's a thing you've a constant fear you've had so that's why this was an intruder but then the intruder thing is like a common sleep paralysis thing so I think I like the idea of it being unique to you I can not like

that idea, but I guess that's not the case. It's not a fucking Wingardium Leviosa thing. Oh, your patroness. Yeah, I want my patroness. My patroness is a fucking zombie woman who's coming to get me. No, like, why would why would mine be a floating

Dementa from Harry Potter? That's actually how J.K. Raulau came up with it. All of her ideas was just in the sleep problem. See, start my sleep paralysis, demon. My sleep paralysis demon is personal to me Can we get the jar lawyer on that please? No, because

What people are afraid of There's a lot of overlap Yeah What is scary Is like innately scary When you see a spider You don't have a thought process That's like

Hmm I wonder if this spider in particular Like wants to cause malice. It's like, no, this thing looks scary, so my brain is causing a response. Because spiders are just minding their own, you know? Well, yeah, but I'm just using an example. Like, you see a scary thing, your body gets scared.

Yeah, like, I saw that horror movie, Men, the other day. Mm-hmm. And I was relating to parts of it with, like, the main character goes on, like, a retreat to, like, a rural area in the middle of nowhere and goes for like a walk in the woods very much like the woods I'd often like take the dogs into and stuff and when she's like out there secluded by herself

there's just like this person that just starts like tailing her which is like such a frightening idea to me okay what do you mean by what how is it detailed in the movie she goes she's having like an awesome time just like exploring um she like lives in London

and she moves out on this little retreat to try and reset she finds this like tunnel you know like abandoned railway tunnel and she's going and like enjoying the echoes or whatever and in the like silhouette of the end of the tunnel like a figure stands up after she's like done playing and then it like starts walking and like running towards her do they detail this figure at all yeah then then the then the like the story evolves the wherever and it keeps moving because you know it's a one thing i've had a common thing in my dreams and i've had this for like

10-decade now. Faceless men. Fully detailed person, but you can't see their face. It's undetailed. Yeah, that was kind of like what my sleep prowess has got. In all my dreams, they trail me, they follow me, and I can't escape them. And if I can be in a dream of fly around the world for days,

they're always there. Always there. It's what Edgar Wright tried to do in his, in last night in Soho. They kind of tried to do that, but it's not very scary. So, so whenever I see those figures in my dream, I'm like, oh fuck, something bad is going to happen in my life. And it's like, does bad happen in my life. Mm-hmm.

Every time, those fuckers come, I'm in for a bad time. It's weird. I think the faceless men thing is like a common, like, nightmare thing. Yeah, like, that's a common sleep paralysis thing. Yeah, yeah. It's just, like, that's why masks are scary because you can't read an emotion. Mm-hmm. So you've, you've got no idea of intent.

That's why people find clowns scary and, like, masked things it is like freaky yeah brain go brain go oh oh oh

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Oh, you said you didn't even like it? No, it's terrible, not nice. Aftertaste, not good. Welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the JARMedia subreddit. Head over there to the suggestion thread and ask us whatever you feel like, just like Moonman lives in a house did. Will we still see a jumper, parenthesis J review? Yeah. if you have any request for any specific videos

tell Jamie message him direct on his Twitter because he's the reason he haven't been able to record anything I love it when James lies Okay Mr. Busy 24 hours a day No air so I live inside my thoughts Said this There be bare bears in there but I don't wish to stare at y'all boys What is with your refusal to talk about your favourite Martians return

And how can you call yourselves JARMedia if you don't cover one of the biggest media events of our generation? Judging from the singles, this upcoming album has the potential to rival Sergeant Peppers in terms of concept, influence, cultural impact, and sheer quality. Not only is it returned to the deep character-based storytelling YFM is known for, Ray has also brought forth the cutting-edge production, improved lyricism, and intricate melodies. He has developed over his... What the fuck just that? What was that? I know, your fat dump truck ass is breaking our set.

I can't remember we were on the comment, but we just had technical difficulties because, like, the sofa just, one of the legs just snapped. Yeah, James was attempting to twerk and brapping at the same time. And it just... Yeah, that's probably got to be a new jar rule. No more twerking on the sofas, guys. Fuck. I'm now thinking about demons.

Um, but we've got to get back to this anyway. Improved lyricism and intricate melodies. He has developed over a solo career and work. with the upside downs obviously that means James hates it but what do the other two boys think thanks and be aware um we can do a little live reaction I reckon no can we not no let's just see what it's like copywrites us it's orphan tears too I'll just have it kind of in the background a little bit just for a second back to the disco back to the music back to the

flashing lights we're straight to the bar like hey let me get around the Orphan Tears on ice, I only took one sip and it's kicking in. I said, Hey, Rex, can you help me? It's kind of funny, everybody calls your racks, because everything is made too. My left hand turned to Scooby-Doo. I got chased around by a Gucci shoe. I heard an explosion behind me. I didn't look back like the people in the movies, too.

I saw a gang of tiny hemen. I prayed to Morgan Freeman. It's snow, and now I'm glowing. Orphineers, man, I must be dreamed. Okay, I think that's enough of that one. Thoughts? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Parkers? I like it. It's more like just dropped acid in the club. What do you think of the third wave, um, revision of the art style? Most epic yet. Cleanest. Yeah, cleanest, um, cleanest. cleanest

You can really seal an evolution, you know? Yeah, but mostly in the production, you know, it's some crispy, it's... Full of features. It's feature filled. It's crispy. There's like an audible

crisp almost to it. Was orphan tears like one of the fan favorite ones? Sip, sip, sipping on orphan tears. It was the first ever one, was I thought the zombie like guerrillas rip-off one was the first one. They're all guerrillas rip-up. Sips, sipp, sipping on Argi's tears.

Um, so yeah, I'm hyped to see where it goes, and I think the Sargent Pepper comparison is pretty apt. Meme lover 26 has this to say. Dear lovely jar boys, I couldn't help but notice the Twitter at remains to be four funnies, and with recent developments making it so there are only three funnies, remaining. I'm just curious if this is permanent. Thank you and I do declare Berbe. What's my and do? Is he not a funny? No, he's definitely not a funny. He's a fucker.

We'll call it three funnies and a fucker. At three funnies and a fucker. See I would change it with the only thing as we've got like so many episodes with the at four funnies in the background. Yeah, true. It seems like a waste to change. What would we change it to? Three funnies, no. The alliteration is what made it work. Three, what's a comedy that starts with TH? Three Trilogies? No, three, masqueteers.

The three freesomes. Oh, there we go. At threesome. Or just at, at orphan tears? At this project is reborn. Cringe clan replied to it saying, Randy is funny and that makes four. Hashtag debunked.

Oh, Jonathan SVG 11 says, does James still hate Auntie Zula? Old school fans might remember Auntie Zula. Um, that's like, that's on old jar. Where's the Auntie Zula merch? Auntie Zula speaking of sleep paralysis. With the guacamaleigh gameplay in the background. Yeah, but What was Auntie Zula?

Like, it's backwards messed up all the way. I was, I was just, like, messing around on Audacity, much like many of the early Man Man Boy Bill Man tracks were. Yeah. Like Cloud Beyond or whatever. Auntie Zula, I was just, I just, like, said some shit, and then was just playing with some of the settings on Audacity. But there was, like, rhythm to it.

Yeah. Yeah, and it became like a chant, and it sounded demonic, and then it really upset James. Yeah. What do you actually think about it now? I don't actually have any memory of how I came across. Oh, really? No, no, no, no. I know Auntie Zula, but I don't know I have any memory of how...

No, you need to listen to Auntie Zool. I know, untie Zool. I know, and tell us how you feel about it, because that's what the question is. Oh, it sounds so nasally. James has just left in a big huff and a puff. Go on blow his house down. You don't know why? Why would that be?

No, Alex. Because I've unintentionally created the most evil, scariest and funniest... Oh, it's not an old Joe. Quick warning before you actually play the clip. Right? This could summon the devil into your house. That is fact, alright? So just warning, right?

I'll play it now. No, I love the actual audio clip because of the really good. It's really good. But then you made it something else. That's the original. No, that was it. No, because you genuinely it. No, because you did that stupid summon.

video with pickle nick with Auntie Zola in the background that's why I hated it it wasn't in it it was he was not in that it straight who just wasn't in that video yeah you just made this shit up in your head yeah probably have but I like that but I don't know why that I left in the first time because it was your reaction to you you were like so upset yeah you were genuinely like freaked out yeah like scared you now I think it would I would have probably left because a I was a stupid little bitch-ass fuckered back then but also

it would have been your reactions to it pearly solo it is that bit that's the money bit yeah oh that's awesome why do you like it I like the original clip but it's also like that I like

the unreleased minion song you did that's not unreleased no he cut out all the screen laughing he did and that's the funniest bit That might exist somewhere. It does. On that laptop hard drive I've got somewhere.

There's a chance that PD is on there. Well, and you refuse to actually prove that I'm not PD. Well, if it's on there, then perhaps the truth can be revealed. Yeah, but you're not getting into the hard drive because you don't want to announce that I'm not actually PD. Well, you've announced yourself that you are PD. Well, yeah, because I announce anything. If people say I am PD, I am PD, I am PD.

and whatever they want me to be. So you're saying you manifest your own destiny in a way. Mr. Okfk-S-M-Gur says, Shake my head, you mingers, didn't even mention Kamail being in Kenobi. Yeah, what did you think of Kamail or Jim and Kenobi? A bit misplaced. At first I was quite annoyed because I thought they were playing it straight. And then I was like, okay, at least he's like impersonating a joke.

I like the idea of the character. I just don't think he doesn't get it. Yeah, we've talked about that before, like, actors that get Star Wars. He suits Marvel. Because Marvel's very, like, ooh, look at us. Like, we get that superheroes are silly. Yeah. Whereas Star Wars, you need to be, like, fully, you need to be a talented actor taking it seriously.

Yeah, you need to be, like, an actual, like, Oscar winning character actor you need to be you need to meet Hayden Christensen yeah um honestly there's enough going on outside of that minor role yeah yeah like it didn't annoy me but i didn't think like oh that was really good i'm glad that was there but like i said i like the idea more of the character than i liked the implementation yeah it was yeah it kind of might have been more interesting if it was like a actor who wasn't known for being comedic so then it was yeah it would be much darker like someone impersonating dead eye like in manipulating people and not played for kind of laughs

yeah a bit totally weird but tanster boy has a little like anecdote bringing this up again because i feel like it needs to be addressed especially Since we're midway through the year, it feels almost necessary. Ask any JAR fan and they'll say the same thing I've been saying. Recently, I noticed a few talking points regarding this. Besides its hidden virtues, I can't help but feel enlightened by the conversations about it. Even though we may never grasp the truth entirely, it's still quite intriguing. Alex said this himself.

It has the capability of breaking barriers in terms of its scope. Reading every first letter of each sentence should better help convey my curiosity. towards the potential realm. What? Um, next one here is, uh, my boars are Richie. I hate it with that. That's what, wait, I hate these silly fucking meta comments. They're like, they're like some stupid backstory

where you've got to go and actually put effort in to know what they're talking about. Just stop. Am I correct then in not understanding anything that you just said? Um, the last line of it was, Reading every first letter of each sentence should better help convey my curiosity towards this potential realm. What potential realm? These are. B. E. A. R. B. E. A. R. Right.

Fuck off. Oh, so it's just bullshit. Yeah. Okay. My Baza Ritchie says this. Bear squared, Cowboys. What is the jar equivalent of the fly episode from Breaking Bad? A fly episode could be determined from a few factors. Unique camera placement or subject focus, shaking up the formula, having symbolic or metaphorical

significance, originating from an impromptu decision, or your own understanding based on the Breaking Bad episode. I think Jim's Phantom Menace, the normal episode, Mel drops by, a stroll by Dingle Lane, I do declare, and the Jarre Rogan experience, could be possible contenders. If you feel the fly episode is filler, then I'm curious what Jarre episode would be the equivalent for you, in that case um the first 100 episodes of the jar media podcast is filler don't watch the the

the fly episode isn't fella so yeah so if it's not filler the best fly episode is the joe rogan experience episode the jar rogan experience yeah the one was it yeah that's where the green oh Mel Gibson was unbelievably funny though

you know that's not that's not the fly episode that's the pizza on the roof episode yeah What's the episode where it ends with Walter under the floorboards laughing maniacally? That's the carry episode. No, that's not the carry episode because that's too bad. Like I said, the first 100 episodes of Fuller. It would have to be one of the...

Oh, this is a different one. We actually seen Breaking Bad, Jones. I watched the first season, but Project Free TV kind of died after the season two. Yeah, I watched the first season, but then it died, so I can. I couldn't watch anymore. Why don't you? I have no interest in watching it now. Even with the meme resurgence.

Yeah, that just makes me want to watch it less. I'm struggling to think of like an equivalent, to be honest. Maybe the Phantom Manus one where you're talking about your, when you were like trapped in one location, kind of like they were. Hmm. The ghost? Yeah. That is your sleep paralysis, demon is that ghost?

Maybe I've never had sleep paralysis and I've actually just been followed home by the ghost. Just haunted by this ghost and now it's gone to me. Next it will be you, James. Don't. Don't. Don't. I'm, oh, I will die. I'll get scared. Our slash jar media says this.

Bare afternoon, morning, evening or night, boys. The following antidote was mentioned on the famed solo episode. and Alex said he might bring it up the week after when all the members returned but alas he fucking betrayed me I've since forgiven Alex so I thought I'd bring up the observation again for discussion given that most forms of chocolate come from cocoa beans how do you boys feel about chocolate milkshakes being bean smoothies um milkshakes are bad next question Jim? Um, milk is in it?

I feel like milkshakes are more ice cream than they are like chocolate. Yeah. Where's the chocolate in a strawberry milkshake? So I guess it's part bean, part cow tit milk. Yeah, I still think it's weird that we consume milk, so yeah, sure. I think it's... Haven't you had... Haven't you had a milk craving since you read the Wigua episode?

You were starting to drink a lot more milk after that episode. No, yeah, genuinely. Because I broke my one rule to rule them all. Milk-less. I like the Instagram meme of the cow being milked while it's shitting like shit bits into the milk. Into the milk. That's what we drink there Yeah, we drink shitty

Pussy, cowie Tit drink with shit in it It's damn delicious Yeah It's not as absolute When you're eating Syrarcher No, drink water

You drink water I milk Disgusting It makes me want to vomit Oh James want to tickle tummy Yes tickle my tummy please Coal 375 says this Hello job bros

I've recently gotten a new job in a warehouse That has put me in quite a precarious position The good thing about the job is that we're allowed to listen to music or anything while working So often I'll throw on the yogs to keep me entertained during the day Only problem is I think I'm slowly turning into the Joker If I burst out into a laugh If I burst out into a laughing fit in front of my co-workers from hearing bear bear I don't know what I will do

To that end I ask What are some of your strategies For not laughing When you're not supposed to Or where it sometimes Or where it sometimes That you have laughed

In an embarrassing way I already know About the James Fart and Sainsbury's That one got me pretty good Cheers from Canada, Mingers That was a good one Now don't be afraid

Laugh Laughing everyone loves people who laugh No be afraid Be afraid Be afraid Yeah, be afraid. Just carry a little card on you that says you can't help but laugh. Darren, that's quinge.

Just don't listen to them and laugh as much as you like. No, make it obvious that you're like listening to something. So wear massive headphones, like giant headphones that can't be missed. No, because then you're making it too obvious that you are listening to something. Then people think you're not listening to anything just to make you think, that they think you listening to think in double triples because they'll be listening to their own

probably everyone in the warehouse is listening to the jarcos so they're all going to be holding in giggles but if if worse comes to worse and you feel a powerful cringy laugh coming on that needs to be hidden like bottle it up so it affects your breathing

and then you'll start like breathing and your bits will like creep out and then when you feel feel it passing cough just be like oh yeah coughing's one way um well just really think firmly in your head don't smile don't laugh or just laugh well what's the pain what's the problem with laughing because what if your manager's over there and he's like oh what's so funny then then you can be like yeah this this guy just got out of the shower and cock no have have a like

funny cat TikTok just ready. No, because then you're watching something Yeah, you're getting them in trouble Getting who in trouble? The person who's laughing? Well, it's his responsibility.

Yeah, maybe just stop watching the jarcast Maybe then you won't laugh. Yeah, you might, we might just be too funny Unfortunately. Wouldn't be the first time. Sorry, guys, just writing in to let you know I had stopped listening because it was just simply too funny the amount of people I just inundated in the inbox

all right penultimate one here from edgy hacker for the love of God can you please reveal what the project with the EC was so Alex I was obsessed with this and I hated it I fucking hated which made me no no I hated Alex's obsession with the like I couldn't handle it It was a sweet. It was a sweet. But Alex was obsessed of it, so that annoyed me. Yeah. Which made me know that it was a great one.

Yeah, exactly. That's the, like, the charmie just, it's just on my reaction. That defines where it stands in the greatness, listening. It might be the furthest I've ever, like, personally taken, like, one of these weird, like, meme obsessions that I have. Yeah, you're like... You made, you designed a poster. We've worn... We've worn the E.C. T-shirts on the cars.

cars. I just never addressed it. Wait, what, we did? Yeah. Alex had like 30 printed. I don't know where they are now. Wait, what? Yeah.

Did you not know about this? Well, I was on the episode, so I'm like confused of what. And there was the, I'm not the odd set. There's like, look, poster. Yeah. Yeah, there was really gorgeous. We're going to cut this out.

This shit's own a man to the joker. Turn him the right. There he is. No, can we, can we? It's a match, like, the flesh he didn't. No, edit all of this out besides the laughing and this, just so that they see this, so it's like... One day people will put it together. Yeah, don't... just cut this out. Don't let my... that's all they need to know.

But we need to find their shirts on and wear one. Oh, I know exactly where they are. Can we get them before I leave? Um, and finally, Sen old Sen can send us away by saying, don't have any suggestions. Just want to say thanks for such entertaining podcast. entertaining podcast started to listen to it this year and it's really calming

especially while I'm working also helping to understand language even more so thank you and bear bear you don't want to be learning language from us no you definitely do understanding language we are a language podcast if you want to learn language

peng ting that's a language that's what you do want to know that's the that's the master key wink wink Just remember this, EC and Peng-Ting. E-C., E-C. E-C.

No. Well, another day, another dollar. E-C, you mean P-T. Thanks for... P-T. Oh shit, yeah. P-T. P-T.

Thanks for watching this episode, you absolute paintings. Another day, another dollar. another dollar. We'll catch you next time on the... Yeah, listening to the jarcast is like being tapped on the shoulder with a Peng Ting being whispered in your ear. Panking. The seeds.

The seeds. The seeds. The seeds. The seeds. The seeds have been planted. The seeds have been planted. The seeds have been planted The seeds The seeds have been planted

The seeds The seeds have been planted The seeds have been planted The seeds have been planted Alex get the mic In a minute I'm gonna get a little Berramental

See he's coming into Gauss, look at him He's like Which one might piss off Why the fuck does he do that? He's just like, I'm going to diswrapped. I want to piss myself off. Yeah. No, he's actually looking.

He's like the most toxicly masculine dog. He is. He has a case of the toxic masculinity. And now, look, he's doing that man thing where they stare at a fucking corner for a bit because they don't get what they want. I'm going to look in a different place. I'm going to look in a different place. I'm going to look in a different place. Like every stow...

I'm going to look in a different place. Gaming. Gaming galore. Gaming galore. Gaming galore. Good. Where's the gaming galore hat?