JAR Media Posdact - PERFECTLY DONE 👍

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 10:18 Housekeeping 24:09 Gorilla Kibble 36:00 JAR CBT 3 49:42 Idiom CBT 1:04:28 Warwick Davis is coming BACK FOR HARRY POTTER YES YEs 1:10:31 Mid Break 1:12:25 Question Segment: Does Jim still Live at work? 1:14:27 Who is the next Baby on the scene? 1:16:04 Jim gibes his thoughts 1:17:32 Jims YouTube channel 1:18:33 Actors Being Honest 1:33:39 The Rock Slimed Down 1:37:49 Superman 2 is already in town 1:42:36 A Poo Story (Gross) #BroCastS4E6

I think we should have a little something like this one with a piece of wisdom and come and it goes a little something like this you're a douche bag doce doce bag do that's what a good one but uh it was actually the blue sky and white clouds symbolize your life you ever just get a uh what they called a chinese cracker um no that's to beep that no that's what the fuck's are called a lucky charm that's just what they call um like you know the go sang ging ganguly what are they actually called a lucky star a fucking predictorial cook what are they actually called uh fortune cookie yeah a fortune cookie what did i say you said a chinese cracker beat that beat that some people hate bleep that but don't hate simpleize

beat that simpleize your life everybody yeah you who doesn't need their life symbolized you know what no google it right now google the word simpleize see if it's real simpleize uh symbolize symbolize uh symbolize Yeah, it's not. It's not. Simplize your life. Well, simple. Give it another 1,000 years, and it might be a word. We can make it a word right now, right here, right now.

Right here, right now. Right here. Right not now. Could I see morning, evening or night. Everybody. Humans. Humans only. Non-humans.

No, this is a human-only podcast. I'm putting my foot down. Well, unless it's a certain chess-based alien They're the only allowed aliens Yeah Only aliens allowed are chest-based aliens Yeah And there might be something to do with him coming up now and again

From now on forever Well, I'm Alex joined by Jim Hello And sometimes porny from Men in Black International The celebrity guest The occasional celebrity guest Yeah Yeah he recorded a cameo for us

Pornie That's good Um What's the line of when it's too niche Um When people don't know what it is But like someone who just clicked on this Is like what are they talking about?

What is men and black international? Are you joking? The film that grossed 200 million was it? You're telling me you don't know who pornie is. Like, come on, this is a, a global success. Yeah. Do you want to, do you want to do it? Okay.

What do we want the context? What do you mean what, what context? The context. Or are we just going straight in? That button is the context. Oh, okay. Well, like, line it up. You know, set up payoff.

we are here and we are doing our podcast today perfectly does do you know how hard it was to find that clip hours of research hours of doing we couldn't find that clip anywhere so we started convincing ourselves that we made up porn he's saying perfectly done from Men in Black International

no like I genuinely don't think it is in the film. Really? Yeah, I think it might not actually be in the film. Because do you remember how miserable we were watching that shit? I've got no memory of watching it. Yeah. I know I have.

Yeah, yeah. But I don't remember anything about it. We were like waiting for it to be like the funniest shit ever because it looks so bad. Yeah. And it is, it is bad, but like in a, in a different way, you know? In a nothing way. it's a not it's not funny yeah because it's trying to be funny I think it makes it so much like yeah I don't know just uncomfortable

that sound at the end is the uh I guess the title yeah it's like the trailer blam moment deem yeah um how you doing today bro I was just always tired. Just non-stop tired. To exist. To exist. To simply breathe.

Um, one must sacrifice their life. Huh. Well, hmm. How many button presses till it's just, just not even funny? Um,

like. It's still funny. No, still funny Yeah, I feel like it's a timing thing though Like it could stop being funny But then used at the right time it could be funny again Yeah, yeah, ha Perfectly done

Boom, bam Yeah It's the sting at the end That's what really does it for me Ties it all together like a lovely bowl On a on a porny Before we get too deep into the show Let me shout out those jar patrons

Over at the Patreon That make the show and audio version possible And get the raw, unfiltered MP3 Add free. Does it get much better than that? Perfectly does. Yeah, but that's not all. You get your patron names

read out on the first or second week of each month. That will be next week as I'm recording this. Because Jim's in a strop today. That's not the reason. That's the main reason. That's not the reason. That's not all, though. We got the supplementary show.

Jaff to Hours. What? over on the Patreon every single week so far we did last week we did the w place website thing which is like that was cool graffitiing like the planet yeah yeah yeah i'd never heard of it and it's super cool i only know of it because of jarlings yeah um but that was that's not all though there's the explaining jar thumbnails two that we did diary of a farting creeper south park Trump episode, Superman as good as they say, Paisley's chance, and so much more. There's a big, big playlist over there growing.

Faster than anyone can even believe it. You're kidding? Nah-uh. That sounds just too good to be true. I don't think so. Yeah. That's not all though. There's the Jermedia Group Chat.

It's a group chat where you can recommend things. Wait. There's more. And that's, there's still more from there, even. There's the question, everything, learn nothing, shirts and mug available now. Um, and last thing for this bit. This bit? Yeah.

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And you'll be good Okay Wow Perfectly done Isn't that beautiful That was I got to say that's maybe The most perfectly done

patron like bit ever ever yeah yeah I feel like the button's given me a new sense of confidence yeah well it gives us the ability

to do things perfectly yeah you can just ride it forever yeah yeah I always forgot about the ha ha perfectly done yeah

it's good to know that pornie's a feminist though let's go pony how's you a feminist well because the context of the scene is he's saying we are the men in black men and women in black and then he turns to the woman and does a thumbs up and then he goes ha perfectly done and like it's like ha perfectly done yeah yeah there's someone needs to make a short of just that

moment because, like, you can't find it very easy. I have to find it on Facebook. Yeah, it's too difficult. We need a hundred shorts, a hundred different YouTube shorts, all just named perfectly done. And it's just porny saying perfect. We need, uh, yeah, we need someone to have a short for every day of the year. 265. Yeah. And the, the channel could be called Perfectly Done. Yeah, nice. You know? And I guess, uh, speaking on that note, we can move into housekeeping where um he's ah i'm gonna need you to get your phone out and go to a website if you uh if you dare i i was talking about um jar lightsabers dot com last episode our new kind of business venture oh yeah well uh gold engo gaming left a comment saying whoever made jar

lightsabers real i love you and mr junkin said are you aware that somebody is already made jar lightsabers.com a real thing. I attempted to purchase a lightsaber but I was met with a very rude dose of reality. Make sure your sound is on too. My Google Chrome is frozen.

Not's perfectly done. Yeah. Oh come on man. You at home as long as you're not driving. Jarlightsabers.com. No, you can do it if you're driving. In Minecraft. Yeah.

Don't allow. Boom. Okay. Jarlightsabers.com. Yeah. Jarlightsabers. Make sure that sound is on. Come.

Press it. Oh. You did this? I don't know. How? Do they have all my, like, personal info? Yeah. That's so sick.

So head over to jarlightsabers.com. Yeah. Yeah. We weren't fabricating. Yeah. We were domesticating. And it was perfectly done. Um, Pibble the Impailer from the chart media group chat can kind of calm us down a little bit, okay?

Because it's going a little bit, little bit, nut, no, no. Thoughts on the rise in popularity of physical media. I work in a record store that does CDs, Blu-Rays, etc. There's been a noticeable increase in younger people buying CDs and records. I personally don't have the space for anything and prefer to have stuff digitally, so it's all in one space. But I can definitely see the appeal of properly owning your stuff, although I do feel like. fear-mongering of companies just taking your games, et cetera, away because it's digital is a bit far-fetched since the backlash would be huge and would just be self-destructive.

Thoughts? I think it's, it's some kind of vibes-based. It's a vibe-based regime. It's a vibe-based regime. It's a revive-based regime. I'm getting into records. Into records. Into record.

Into records. and part of it to me is like when you put a record on you're locked in to a degree yeah like you're experiencing an album that's always been my preferred way of listening to music is like you put an album on at the start and like you go throw it so you let the album dictate yeah because i i feel like um like it albums shouldn't be what like like like like like like albums shouldn't be what like like like like like Drake has made them into you know where it's like he he he's like a beast mode he spreads his cheeks like towards a vinyl you know disc are they discs what are they a vinyl records record a vinyl record he spreads his cheeks and squirts until like he feels like something

might stick what's in the name right they're vinyl a vinyl they're made of vinyl right vinyl wood yeah they're made out a wood yeah you're record onto the wood or something how the fuck did anyone figure out

like oh if we use this like material and then like grind like a like a thing into it and then needle goes round the thing or thing goes round while needle sits still then it like if it's at the right tempo then like it'll play music

like what an analog sound storage medium in the form of a flat disc with an inscribed modulated spiral groove it is a disc then it's a spiral groove yeah what are vinyl's

made of vinyl polyvinyl chloride sometimes called vinyl PVC it's my PVC 15 ding ding ding ding ding uh oh Perfectly does

What was the question? Yeah, I don't think getting this stuff is out of like fear of corporations taking back them That should definitely be a reason for it Keep it Keep it

What the fuck he's saying? I could not be any clearer Two words Keep it Keep it. Yeah, but what if you lose your desk? Buy another one. Well, then you don't need to keep it.

Well, ideally, you have some sort of, you know, you have one of those ladders with the steps and you're like sliding around like, hmm, where's my copy of Men in Black International 4KBLA? Where's my Man in Black International vinyl soundtrack? Perfectly done. Wait Do you think it's on 4K

Blu-ray? Yes. Boom. It is. Yeah, of course. There's one used on CEX for three pounds. Might have to snag that.

Yeah, buy it. That's a good price for a 4K Blu-Rae. Yeah. Maybe I should let someone get me that as a gift, you know? Can I talk about a couple of movies quick? Sure. Because, like, I would like to save them for maybe their own discussion,

but I feel like if I don't tell you now, because I just remembered, if I don't tell you now, I will never remember to tell you. But I watched The Evil Dead one and two. Oh shit, really? Yeah. Yeah.

What do you think? They fucking rock. That's so funny. What inspired you? Like going into September, we're kind of heading towards like Halloween shit. um why did you stop it too because the evil dead one was like just on amazon prime which i have yeah yeah i watched it evil dead two i had to like start a shudder free trial annoying yeah

and then by the time i i watched them one after the other yeah because i knew the evil dead one like people like it but i knew the evil dead two was the opposite game that's the game that's the cult classic um and i can see why uh it's nice seeing like director's roots you know yeah for sure um but i think the evil dead too is like kind of a masterpiece like ramey baby it's a good ass film and like you can see why he was just so right for spider-man like the way he treats his protagonist you know like just beating the shit out

like they're always getting their face like sprayed with slime and shit like he has that attitude but in the Evil Dead One um there's like one early scene that's just so fucking weird and uncomfortable

and like with the the twigs yeah yeah like tree it's like what the what are you going for here um he was going for something yeah i didn't entirely appreciate that um it was made for like five dollars yeah and like the effects were really good mm-hmm really cool um but yeah other than that like one blamish to me awesome films yeah

i just wanted to i need to revisit and uh i've never actually seen the third one have you not What made you stop at two then? I don't know. Because that ending... It's been a long time since I've seen... The ending of two is crazy. It's been at least ten years for me. You don't remember? Because two directly leads into three.

Okay. Yeah, it's been too long for me to even remember. Right. Okay. Yeah, I want to watch three though. Okay. Well, I guess, speaking of horror movies, premium worm drinks the premium. It says Bone Temple Trailer Thoughts?

I haven't seen the trailer. You've seen that it exists, though, right? Yes. I saw, uh, some people making memes saying, like... Is this the first movie to get, like, a DLC bonus pack? Right. I don't know, I'm excited. Yeah.

Is Ralph Fines in it? He's got to be, right? That's like the main conflict of the film is him versus the Jimmy's. Oh, shit, really? so it's called the bone temple oh that could be very cool okay yeah yeah although people like really hate that film online i just did like uh behind the scenes interviews thing on iG tv for um 28 years because there's so much behind the scene stuff and uh there was about four hours of it that i collected and i went through about the first two hours of it put

together this video that i put up today as a recording um and in the short time that i looked over the comments there were a bunch in there of like this is literally the worst film i've ever seen type stuff really even though like i like the movie a lot um but hearing danny boyle in particular talk about it was like he's got such an infectious and joyous energy to him yeah it's like wow you like really care about this huh and all the stuff he's saying about like he's like jerking off how important scripts are right yeah yeah how underappreciated and rushed they can often be and just talking about like how technology vibes with filmmaking and how you need like a story and an idea but there can be a meshing in regards to you know

the iPhone thing with the flexibility that gave him with them how quickly you can move around yeah the the cinematographer he brought he brings in on one of them and talks about all the drone shots where like to get those shots you put these goggles on so you're seeing what the camera on the drone is seeing. Yeah it's like VR right? Yeah but you're like seeing what the drone is seeing

so that must be that must feel so strange. Well have did you never see that um like Google it now um the the like Ukraine um cyberpunk drone pilot because this this image came out of this this guy

it's like a famous image where it's like you'll never be as it's that one where he's like squatting on the far left this one yeah it's like you'll never be as cyberpunk as the Jesus yeah that's real that yeah that's a straight up like

it's like a cold skin yeah yeah and like those goggles are like what they wear that's wow it's like super immersive and shit I guess um but I'm just thinking like you get like wobbly knees when you're playing VR

yeah yeah not even real but like if your camera yeah you're like these high it's like these 4K cameras flying around and you're like seeing how do they describe it like god POV that must be so trippy

yeah kind of curious now to like try that yeah yeah well let's let's get a fucking drone camera for Jock yeah for the whole that recording yeah it'd be cool to look at like Abebury which for those who don't know it's like a cooler

stonehenge which is quite close to us um to like look at that from above because the whole thing is like these circular stones and like i don't know just looking at like forests and fields from above stuff like that yeah it's like a way of flying without even having to physically fly yeah you need to have like licenses and stuff that right if you're flying shit around i don't know there is like because there's a guy who lives like literally a few minutes down the road who constantly like it gets to the evening then he goes out with his drone and just starts flying this drone around yeah um like i don't know if it's legal or what it's only a small one yeah i mean they are they are something that probably should be like licensed yeah because you know if you're like

flying them up to people's windows and shit yeah um i need to bring this one up from tim looks like a serial flag hanger ha thoughts on paste and pay haste based food consumption. Also thoughts on that guy on Reddit who consumed Gorilla Kibble daily for protein and got fucking jacked. I couldn't find this 4chan story, but I

did go on to R-slash food hacks and found a post from five months ago called Gorilla Food. Someone saying, I found a video online talking about eating this gorilla food as a normal part of your diet. It's $35 for 25 pounds and their reviews are funny AF.

Anyone know if this is actually safe? So this is from some kind of I think American, like, exotic animal nutrition website. Of course. Missouri primate growth and repro biscuit. Repro brisket is a primate food formulated to meet the needs of the variety of primates. These primate biscuits are especially suitable for primates that will benefit from a high protein, high energy diet. Sounds good, right?

But... So it's designed to be fed with supplementation allows for natural feeding behaviors by the addition of species-appropriate food items. meets NRC recommendations for all nutrients except protein, sodium and chloride when fed at 50% of the diet. Sodium chloride. No added sucrose helps maintain dental health, contains dentagard,

may reduce the occurrence of dental calculei. No added wheat product may be appropriate for animals with wheat sensitivity contains flaxseed source of omega-3 fatty acids. Are you kidding me, brother? And there are some brews. Like it's actually the dream food. Yeah.

You don't need anything else. Yeah. You just buy your gorilla kibble. And you're set. So, Iron left a five-star review saying, this is the majority of my diet and rest is eggs and beef. I mash these up with water and a scoop of way post-workout. No sugar, full of fiber and tastes same as chocolate cereal.

I've rejected modern sustenance. I'm getting lean and mean, and I can feel more strength with my lifts, and I'm actually more dominant in bed too. My wife has no idea. My wife has no idea I'm eating monkey chow though. I'm going to become a silverback gorilla and climb Empire State Building.

Absolutely recommended. Perfectly does. Another five-star review from Hammer, saying big gains. I mash them up with whole milk and a scoop of protein powder for maximum gains. Cheapest and best food

for bulking by a mile. Can't believe I used to waste my money on Purina. Pyrina, is that cat feed? Is it? I don't know. Like perina. Maybe.

This one is from Ryan Reynolds, this review. Oh. Taste isn't bad. First impression smells amazing, like coconuts and bananas. Unfortunately, it just tastes like... Unfortunately, it tastes like barely flavoured barley. Surprisingly crunchy and chews like a regular biscuit. Decent stuff.

And then finally... uh great biscuits he says gonna get yoked with these in my diet we don't need to pretend that these are only useful for primates we can leave humanity behind jimbrose right uh sounds like a plan yeah i mean let's let's do the um jar gorilla kibble test for sure yeah maybe um maybe one of us should do like one thing and then one another you know like a bit of control right okay Yeah, you're just saying you don't want to try guerrilla. Well, I'll be the guerrilla one and you can do a different animal, you know? Oh, right, okay.

Like crocodile chow. Crock chow? Yeah. Croc, kibble. Jimmy Kibble. But, like, Jimmy's kibble. Yeah. Look at what guerrillas eat, though.

Because gorillas are yoked, right? Yeah. They eat like a leaf. Yeah. They're just sit and eat leaves. Yeah. You don't need to be eating gorilla kibble. Let's be honest.

Yeah, just got to eat leaves. Yeah. Just have a good diet, dude. Too hard. Yeah, boring. Yeah. There's something to, like, Jimbrose want to struggle. They want to be eating something dry.

They want to be drinking something that makes them feel sick. Can't have too much flavor. No, they've got to be suffering at all times. Otherwise, it's like not real, you know? His flavor equals calories. Yeah, yeah. So just like never enjoy anything and that's like part of it. You know, that's what makes you a real fucking man.

Because you don't even know the 12 egg knock, do you? Egg knock. Yeah. I discovered that the rock at least used to claim that he'd eat at 12 eggs a day. Four fishes. That's right, yeah. And then on a cheat day, he ate like six large dominates people. just for my cheeky cheat

The rock will come up again later But meanwhile Sam Haydnreich 8754 says It just made me sick It just makes me sick how they don't even mention baby Rick anymore It's like he never even existed And BBBBioch Oik said oh my word

Another who remembers They may have pulled the wool over the eyes of most jarlings But not us I think it's disgusting to imply That people can't cope in their own way was baby was baby rick a success and i mean that earnestly

what was baby rick a success in what way i'm gonna let i'm gonna leave that open um yes or no uh well let me let me rephrase was baby rick perfectly done yes

Perfectly does Three years to that, hip-hip. Hip-hip, hooray. Hmm. Ah, yeah, we're talking about dibbies, cute things from media, and we're talking about Dark Souls, and you're kind of saying, as the resident Dark Souls' mega fan law, expert, historian, There are simply no dibbies in Dark Soul

That pissed off this guy Foxy Grandpa 8188 There are so many from Soft Dibbies I shall list them all for you Demon Souls OG Crystal Lizards Dark Souls 1 Mushroom Kids and Crystal Lizards Nito's baby skeletons

They are You remember those little guys I do remember those guys They are Yeah They're like little baby Rick's Yeah, but like they're They didn't seem the implication is a bit bleak

Very bleak But what mushroom kids, they're not bleak You must remember those guys Yeah, I remember the mushroom kids Yeah, they're pretty dibbyish I think even Crystal Lizards are Yeah Dark Claus 2

The Mediola Pigs I was gonna say that But then I thought nobody knows the Mediula Pigs Because nobody wants to remember Dark Souls 2 That's a fucking shit game Bloodborn the celestial emissaries and the little creatures in the hunter's dream i don't know that one um the little creatures aren't they've used as like the jump scare to start the fucking game um the

yeah the celestial emissaries are but i've never like had my own personal experience with them because the game is stranded on a fucking shit console at a shit frame right so dark source three giant stone lizards in arch dragon peak giant No, you're saying that just because they roll. That's... Not good enough. Yeah, they're not dibbys. Sekaro Green Geckos?

They are. What, the poison spitting, guys? They're not dibbies. They're just lizards. They're quite dibby. How? No. They are.

You like, jump in the air and insta kill them? Just because they're easy doesn't make them dibbies. Eldon ring. Spring hairs, pop boys, albinorics, spirit snails, man serpents, and many more. Man serpents aren't. No, they're scary. Spirit.

Spirit snails are. No, spirit snails are scary. They're not scary. Yeah, they are. It's like when the part in the, the, uh, oh my God, I'm blanky. What's the other tree? Not the erd, there's the earth tree, there's the shadow tree, and the. Perfectly done.

Tree. The PD. No, what's it called? It's Michela's tree. Do you want me to Google it? I've got a, database of endless knowledge in front of me. Yeah, but it's not cool if you have to Google it.

The Erd Tree. No. Search Mickelor's Tree. Nicola's Tree. Micola. M-I-Q-U-E-L-L-A. Kayla's Hallig Tree. Nicola.

Halig Tree, yeah. The Hallig Tree. The Hallig Tree. In the Hallig Tree, there's the bit where you've got to like traverse the... rooftops and um the the snails the spirit snails keep summoning these enemies and it's like the most stressful thing i found that bit really stressful yeah i didn't want to have to deal with that and the so i said no they're not fucking spring has are what are they you know they jump around and they're like yeah yeah yeah they're the most dibby thing i think from soft has ever made

yeah because i i think a core part of like a dibby is like uh the pogs from uh the last jello Last Jedi. You know, they just said it. They're like a... I'm getting... Oh shit. Oh shit. No, wait, whoa, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry, what? Um, like they, they should, like a dibby, to me, the ideal dibby is like a background, like... Clutch. Yeah, yeah. Like a nest. Yeah, it's, it's like, like, the type of shit George Lucas loves, you know? Subalba.

No, more like, um, scene transition. in like it's a there's a thing going well yeah it's like a set up show and then another thing comes along and goes yeah yeah yeah

I get that into play yeah that's dibby to me right like an enemy in a there could be enemy dibbies yeah sure but like it's

it's low tier dibby it's not like quintessential low tier dibby that's one low tier divby uh Ingfrill says, uh, thank you for bringing back Porni.

Perfectly does. You're welcome, brother. You're welcome. He's been met. Angel BD2 says, not right now, baby girl. Don't fucking talk like that. Don't talk to me like that. I'm not your baby girl yet.

Or am I? Or am I? Or am I? Turns out this whole. time my entire arm was actually arm eye a bunch of eyes making up an arm hence arm eye

if you pulled your sleeve up and it was just like blinking eyes that would be sick yeah wouldn't that be cool I am arm eye so I just get loads of eye tattoos like millions of eyes yeah and each one like if I tense they will blink yeah Eldrich Harrow

and then get an eye there oh like the pale The pale from the pan's labyrinth eyes. Yeah. So, brother, we have a double trouble, boil and bubble. Double trouble, boil and bubble. To do. That means CBT.

Oh, shit, okay. Yep. We got double CBT. Double? We got... Both balls? We got two... We got a self...

Not flagellating. What's the opposite of flagellating? jerkulating. Yeah, self-jurculating. Yeah, we've got a self-jerkulating one. A mastabotory one and a more, let's just say, hmm, version. Which one do you want to do first? Mast or hmm? Mast. I want to get that over with. We can do mast first. This is another write-in from Lowry Morton. Yeah. Who's been giving us a cringe-based tough jar editions, right? So this is part three.

This is quotes from the course of the podcast, which we won't probably remember. We'll remember some of them, but most of the time we won't. For those who don't know, Jim will rate them either cringe-based or tough, based on the quote and its contents,

and you'll guess who said it. As it goes on, yeah. Right, so let's do this one. Okay. What if the middle ball core turned around and actually had a face and was like, finally, you're mine. What if the middle ball...

You said it. You said it. Yes. Uh... Cringe-based or tough. I think it's a simple base. I was going to say tough. It's not based because it's not true. No, but I feel like it...

It starts like, eh? And then by the time you're at the end, you're like... Okay. well no because it's like a what if what if this that can't be based it categorically cannot be based because it's not a statement it's like how would you react if but what I'm saying is like

it's hard like it goes hard like the concept of that happening it conjures a strong image yeah it's not cringy it doesn't make me go like shut up it makes me go yeah fuck tell me more yeah give me the deeds Okay

Okay, no, I can hear that Okay, it's tough then I'll go tough Swindon is the blight town of the real world Yeah, that's based That's truly, that statement is based Um, me Yes, episode 149

I said that previous one on episode 68 I'm leaving home because now I'm an epic YouTuber Who's way cooler than you Because you're lame and your voice is stupid I don't know who's had that No idea It's cringe So who do you think

I don't know You didn't say that Make your guess I don't know Was it me? It was me It was you? One episode 160

Really? Yeah Yes. I don't remember saying, I don't. Yeah, that's such not a you thing to say. But surely I was doing it, like, ironically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still. We all love fleshlights. Flashlights are us.

We want to be Flashlights 24 motherfucking seven. Is that James? Nope. Again, I don't think that's a youth. thing. So? I'm assuming it was me. It was you on episode 164.

It's cringe, though. You give that cringe? I don't know, actually. It's kind of based. I'd give that based. Yeah. Look, James, you're staying behind. I know how much you hate Madagascar. You don't want to see it anyway.

You can just drown, to be honest. Uh Tough Is that a reincorporation of stabbed drown Yeah Yeah that's what made me I was going to say cringe But then I went to tough

Because It conjured different Right Emotion Who said it Um You Yeah that was me

On episode 164 When the minions Aren't on screen They're guzzling seamen You? Yeah that was me Yeah um based though like true yeah based yeah that was episode 171

when was your movie number one on letterboxed you massive C word that's a james thing to say nope was it me yep episode 180 based okay are these all just you or me no okay there are other there are other there are other there are other there are I feel like you need to say if it's CBT first then who it is because if you find out it's yourself then of course you're gonna give yourself based. Well no not necessarily I gave myself cringe. Yeah. Perfectly does. My first order as president would be implementing a shitting time where everyone has to shit at the exact same time.

Cringe and you. Uh It was James Really? Episode 180 Okay Based on James They can fuck off

They don't agree with me That's not normal Oh That's based Oh no That's tough Yeah That's tough

It's pretty tough Yeah it's for sure tough Um Read it again again? They can fuck off. They don't agree with me. That's not normal. I think that's James. Nope. Is it you? Nope. That's you. Really? In episode 196, the normal episode. Damn. Fuck. I should know that. Normal episode. I've listened to it like five times a year. Yeah. It's so good. It's classic. It's classic.

the people who bullied the bike boys were the real cucks in this situation because the biker chads have more free time because they weren't cucks that's the most base thing i've ever heard who said it uh was it you no fuck was it me no it was james that was james in the normal episode Fuck You can't walk into a bar and say Give me a juice on the rocks Because they won't know that you mean squash on the rocks

That's tough No, that's base Oh shit, is it tough though No, I think it's It's tough, it's tough And it's you Yeah, that was me Yeah.

Episode 199B. I don't know why that tickled me so much to like... Yeah, no, that's a really good one that's tough as fuck. Squash on the rocks. Yeah, that's such a good concept. That one and the, what was it? It was like the juice diet for dogs. Something like that.

There's something so like perfectly juvenile, though, about squash on the rocks. Yeah. It's like... It's like a SpongeBob joke or something. Yeah, it's so good. Are you coming on to me? You perverted but delicious freak about the pepper army monster.

Oh. It's still cringe. About the pepper on it. Is that you? Yeah, that's me. I feel like you, yeah. Episode 1,99B. You always had a thing.

thing about pepper armies well that was specifically i remember i remember a chain of tweets where the pepper army oh shit yeah that's what that's quoting is it was one of my tweets replying to like in response to yeah yeah we were young dumb and full of cum we still are but we're younger dumber and fuller of cumber that's oh fuck that's based i i have no i Yeah, he said that. I feel like that could truly be any of us. Which is your guts, say? Young, dumb, you?

Nope. James? Nope. Me? It was you. Episode 203. No way. I'll make it last 20 seconds.

Done. Boom. lower sum of money to blow the nostalgia critic wait what read that again I'll make it last 20 seconds done boom no the other bit like I guess that the parentheses like giving context is the question was lower sum of money to blow the nostalgia critic to which this person said I'll make it last 20 seconds done boom tough And James?

He always said boom 207 episode I'll make That's such a funny quote Holy shit Done boom I'll make it last 22nd

The implication is The fucking actual throat go Yeah That's so funny leaves leaves are equal if not better for wiping than toilet paper I

I can't verify whether that's based or cringe I've never wiped with a leaf I don't think I have both so it's James then James said it Yeah, that was James. Episode 208. I've got 50 fucking eggs.

No. I've got 50 fucking packs of eggs. What am I going to do with these? Probably kick him into the garden and create some new super virus. When was this? Episode 209. That laugh has given me the hiccups. but was this pre or post go

I don't know when episode 209 was if it that probably would have been pre-COVID yeah base then um I feel oh my god do you want me to scare you

yeah I feel like you're the I feel like you're the I feel like you're the most likely to have had an abundance of eggs yeah you're right that was me two more

question which madagascar character are these celebrity sex offenders Alex the line is Kevin Spacey Martin is R Kelly Gloria is Harvey Weinstein Melman is T.J. Millier King Julian is Michael Jackson

Skipper is Brian Singer That's tough as fuck And definitely Yeah, that was me Corncast 5 And finally I'm not even going to fuck my flashlight anymore They fuck us, I fuck them

This was obviously during the beef with flashlight. Right. See, getting that DM from them was like all they needed, you know? Just to get their attention. Yeah, but you also like got too scared. Do you know what I mean?

You know, it's like shouting to Thor, like go on then, Thor, strike me down. And then some lightning actually goes, Buzh, yeah. James was the only one to have a flashlight, so it was James. a base base comment James episode

218 damn there's some good ones in there um now conversely inversely sporadically magically magically emphatically

uh tickily what are you saying what am I said what are we talking about I don't know you just started saying like describing words Bootylicious Pum-pum profound So now it's time to do Will Smith CBT

Huh? No, I'm joking This one was actually an idea from She Wave A cringe-based turf on old morals Like slow and steady wins the race Or the grass is always green on the other side Might be kind of chill

Bear bears So I got a collection of idioms As you call them even if they're clever well that's what cringe-based tough is all about yeah but if it's an should it be cleverums

oh you were hearing it as like idiots yeah whatever it is so I want we need to decide we need to decide for these if they're cringe based or tough right

we'll cross that bridge when we come to it Baste Yeah I think it's more tough than based Yeah think about the moment Like the type of moment you're going to be saying

Something's happening It's stressful Across that bridge when we get to it Yeah let's deal with the other problems first Yeah Is what that means That's tough Wrap your head around something

based I like how it conjures like Mr. Fantastic like rapping I just like pictured that like my head but like it's like a like nebulous idea and my head went like

like around it and then I was like I've consumed this knowledge yeah yeah based yeah your guess is as good as mine Yeah Oh Oh Hmm

I'm gonna go And this is This is a first A based hyphen tough What's the logic? I think it's You know like Brevity is the soul of wit

Or whatever Your guess Is as good as mine Like it's It, when used properly, totally apt, but what a brilliant way of like, explaining that we're in the same, like, boat. Same sitch. Yeah, we both have no idea. Yeah.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Oh, don't like it. You don't like that one? Yeah. Yeah, it's too. What you have is worth more than what you might have later. Yeah. it's not as like it doesn't hit the same yeah but it's based it is true it is based yeah

like value what you have yeah yeah for sure it's based but um it's a shaky based it is because the image isn't quite as arresting you know yeah it's not as like a motive it doesn't make you immediately feel the right thing yeah I'm just thinking like two birds in hands in a bush Yeah, what do I care about a bush? A picture is worth 1,000 words. Hmm. Post. I don't know. I don't know if it is.

Right. Because it might not be. It means it better to show than tell. Yeah, but it isn't always. But that's why you whip out the idiom when it's most idiotic. I mean, I'm smart. I'll go tough, but I won't go best. I don't think it's true enough.

Action speak louder than words. Baste. That is based. That is best. Barking up the wrong tree. I don't like that one. Really? I don't like that. I'm saying cringe.

Wow, I'm not going cringe on that. I'm saying fucking cringe. No, it's too much of a classic. I don't give a shit if it's classic. Cringy? No, but what if you're like, you're getting a bit rowdy at the pub? Yeah, and someone's like, ooh, hey! You're barking up the wrong tree, my friend.

Yeah, they're like, oh, all right. That was tough. Yeah, that was tough. If I had to label that cringe-based or tough, I'd go tough. I'm backing down Yeah that's what I said It's my fucker Yeah so I'm going tough on that one

By the skin of your teeth Don't like it cringe Disturbing Yeah what the fuck does it mean It's like It conjures an image that's wrong But you only just did it Because the skin got ripped off your teeth

You know Yeah but there's no skin to take off So it's like well I could have done it like anyway then Tough Nah, cringe Like teeth skin Yeah, I'm giving that one cringe

By the skin of your teeth my pal Comparing apples to oranges That's a good ear It's all right Based I think it's based Yeah, it's based I use it quite a lot Yeah, it's true

But I shorten it though to just going Appan or Well I didn't know Thinking about it actually Because it's You don't either Um Thinking about it

Like I could compare an apple to an orange I could have a really bad apple, but then eat an orange and be like, that was a bloody good apple, especially compared to that. No, the other way round, because I just had a really bad apple and a really good orange. If I had a really bad apple, then I, let me try this, hang on, let me start this from the beginning. If I had a really bad apple, and then I was like, oh, that was a bad apple, and then I opened an orange, and it was a bloody cracking belter of an orange. I could say, that was a great orange in comparison to how bad of an apple that was. No. No, you couldn't. It doesn't fundamentally check out.

Do you think that's like comparing apples to oranges? Yeah, in one way it kind of is comparing apps to orgs. No, but like, I feel like that is a valid comparison. It's not. They both have their own individual, like, quality scale. And you can have a good orange and a bad apple. You broke it. I didn't.

Oh my god, did I break it? You fucking bust it. I broke the button. No, it's stuck. Perfectly tough. Whew! Oh shit, it's like... Okay, no, we're safe. Do unto others.

You have... you fucked the spring. I wrote the spring. Oh. Perfectly does. do unto others as you would have them do unto you yes that's a good base based based based yeah don't put all your eggs in one basket base yeah base yeah

every cloud has a silver lining are you tough tough tough that's a good one I love that one I love I love ones that you can so easily shorten to just like silver linings I say that all the time and people go, huh? What's that?

Yeah. What do you mean? Come on. Yeah. Everyone knows that one. Hit the nail on the head. Yeah. That's a goody.

Baste. Ignorance is bliss. Based. Based. Incredibly based. I feel like now more than ever. Yeah. It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Cringe. Bit cringe. Do you want to know where that comes from? Opera? No, it's something to do with the American anthem being sung at, like, a sport or something? Really? That's when it's over. I don't know.

I'm just made that up. Did you actually? That's funny. That's funny. It's raining cats and dogs. cringe yeah cringe have you ever used that one no um but i do like the movie cats and dogs cats versus dogs yeah with toby mcguire revenge of pussy galore i mean kitty galore is called kitty galore in the second one yeah really yeah i'm pretty sure i've not seen the second one

i don't give i i i just the only bet i like is the ninja cats from the first one the race ninja cast I only like it because it's racist as well kill two birds of one stone based yeah I love it because you can shorten that one into two birds

yeah yeah you're right that's a really good one based that might even be a based hyphen tough and then I get my air rifle and try and get a collateral on two birds just to make the point you know

so then I can go two birds I killed two birds Not cool That's life No I've been having two birds Coming in this very room Yeah you can't kill them

And they've both weirdly been carrying stones Really? Yeah Two birds two stones One they were sharing it Because they're love for life Yeah Yeah

Pigeons are in love forever Until Paisley gets one of them What would you do if one of them you like one of them came in with another bird and you're like you fucking piece of shit you bastard yeah what have you done go back here i'd sick paisley on them yeah on which one on the cheating one both i wouldn't let them leave i'd close the windows and then the third one comes in and like romeo and juliette that's too dark yeah they just give one of them a slap and then flies away crying but takes the stone as well oh oh one

One bird, one stone, in the end. Yeah, she slaps, says, It's not, kill three birds with one stone? And then flies off with the stone. Yeah. What have I done? And meets Toby McGuire as a bird. Yeah.

No one breast it. It's got a life of its own. It's only when you say something based. He pipes out Let the cat out of the bag Too dark I don't like that No I

Yeah thinking about it It's not one I would use But I kind of like it as like a I prefer letting the bag out of the cat Like if the cat If the cat ate a bag of blood and bone type thing Billy ate a bag Yeah

Got the bag out of the cat Okay Yeah, I'll give that based Uh I'm getting that cringe Play devil's advocate Based In a time

Once gone I would have said based But the time is past You're sick of the devil's advocate Yeah we're in a new world Where it's like Are you playing devil's advocate Or are you just a fascist

Are you just a grifter? Yeah, you just grifting. Let me just play devil's advocate. I'm just doing my own research over here. Yeah. For God's sake. Yeah, yeah. I'm just asking questions.

Yeah. I guess it's apt, though, like devil's advocate. Hmm. So in a sense, it's like, hmm. Yeah, kind of based. And finally, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Ooh, that is a classic. Also, Minecraft.

There's cakes in Minecraft. There's birds in Minecraft. Minecraft and rocks there aren't rocks stone cobblestone cobblestone it's not rocks stone is different to rock you can't kill two birds with one cobblestone no you can't not in Minecraft you have to get your diamond sword even then you couldn't well no now with the update with the swings just put a spell on it give it some kind of projectile spell Okay Yeah

Maybe we should adapt that idiom To two birds One Minecraft diamond sword With enchantments Yeah So what is that based Um I don't like the cake and eat it too

It's annoying Yeah It's like you can have your cake And eat it What are you talking about? Yeah Have a slice Yeah

Like what the fuck do you have the cake for If you're not going to eat it you can't have your cake and eat it too so you can have your cake or you can eat the cake without having the cake dumb oh no like if you ate the cake

then you don't have the cake because you've eaten it yeah wait it just clicked yeah wait a minute okay based yeah based half and tough

yeah they're flying off the shelf now base type and tufts. Damn. There we get that was three. That was three base type and tufts. That was good stuff. That was good. I love idioms. Yeah they are bloody belters. Bloody brilliant.

Warwick Davies has been cast in the Harry Potter show as the same character that you played in the movies. Give the man a fucking break. Hasn't he done enough? I mean that's like a huge break. He feels like Every role he gets his leg out of sympathy

Oh, don't say that He was in, um He was in Borg or whatever Was it called? Willow Willow Yeah No

No, because it's like Well, he was wicked We just have to give him rolls Forever now What, the EWalk? Yeah, that's what made him He did fucking kill it, is wicked though

Yeah, but I'm gonna kill it Whoa. Yeah. Well, aren't you a funny little bear? Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, like, who else are you going to get to that? Just CG it.

Yeah, actually. Like, Snow White, CG. What did he actually play? He played a teacher. Know it. Proflasser. Wick sti

Professor nitwit Yeah Is he actually called knitwit He's like Professor Idiot

Professor Sharp wit Professor Moron Professor Stupid person Professor It's Professor

Flitwick Yeah He is classic as that character though He's the one who's composing the squad.

Boil and babbles, toys and tribals. Look at him. What a legend. I do like Warwick Davis. Have you seen the funny video of him falling out the car? Yeah, from that show with Ricky and the other one.

The show kind of sucked, but him falling out of the car was funny. Yeah. Cool guy? Nah, he's got something off about him. Yeah. he's too aggressive yeah no no what the fuck professor flipwick lore explained yeah now you all know Warg Davies played Professor Flipwick but did you know his

original house when he was a child at Hogwarts the result might surprise you Ravenclaw, for sure. Look at that. If that's not Ravenclaw, then I don't know what is. Professor Flitwick. So he was actually the head of Ravenclaw. I said Ravenclaw. So that old law...

That's Ravenclaw. Look at it. Hmm. If that's a drawing of anything, that's a drawing of a ravenclaw. A drawing of someone I don't trust. Oh! Harry Potter from House Labubu We don't talk about Harry Potter anymore

Too controversial What about Labubis? Labubo's fun Labubu Potter from house What house would your Laboubu being? The booboo door I got slither in Labubi The rarest Hufflepuff Labou

The rarest Hufflepuff Labou I slither in my Labiby My misprinted Hufflepath Labobu Customised Accessories Yeah

Wond accessory pack What um What Labouou house Would KSI be in LaBou Door And he'd do his laugh

When he gets like When the hat Yeah You know You're a bit of a cheeky one, aren't you the whole crowd laughs and just starts giving him money

yeah he's holding thank you for the donations he's holding five bottles of Laboubu Prime oh shit yeah his um potions um potions

do you think that when the Labibu sorting hat goes on KSI it can sense his like music inside him yeah the hat's like he's in the thick of it everybody knows

he needs to go in Labubu door yeah to be saved from his uh KSI should be a teacher he should be Snape in the show

if they want this show to do well KSI is Dumbledore I'd like that yeah I would. Then you could have Mr. Beast as like Voldemort. Mr. Beast fucking is real life, Voldemort. He's a fucking, what's he called, Tom Bombadil?

You know, like, young, what's he called Tom Riddle? Yeah, he's Tom Riddle. Bombadil is, um... That's All of the Rings. Lord of the Rings. The, like, Brown Wizard. Radigas the Brown. Maybe.

Bombadil wasn't in, he was supposed to be in. The movies, right? He was taken out famously. Hello, I'm Tom Bombadil. That's his vibe. Brother of the Joker. Right. See after these messages with some questions from your cahones.

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no this brings busted man shit um well welcome to the second half of the jarcast where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the jar media subreddit Never on the jail media subreddit, not fnaf. Um, where you can just ask questions. But first, if you got this far, comment,

tin or steel? A mountainous meal. Is that Minecraft thing? It's whatever you want it to be. This is loose. This is freedom. We live free. Can you kill two Professor Flipwicks with one stone?

if there were two of them if he had a twin, famously or not famously, kept it underwrapped secret. And then you're like, can I even kill two flip works with one stone? Stone spell. Two birdies with one stonious.

Right, let's do some questions then. Bayblading can start us off. Does Jim still live at work? Looking for a new job at the moment. And if they told me I had to live there, say something along the lines of oh hell not was is the comp worth it uh no and no but i mean that was years ago yeah yeah long time ago that was literally like five years ago dude you actually like totally smashed this look there's like a huge maybe i've got rage problems there's like a

huge crack there oh that was already there i didn't do that just now the piece would be around here i promise i notice that i notice that i notice that sure sure um but i mean there are some gigs where like work like a week on a week off week on week off and like you live there for a week right um oil rig for a month well yeah yeah um and they typically do pay like way better than your average job um but they really fuck up your life yeah to a degree i mean if if you can make it work then props to you but i don't think i could maybe if you're single i'm just like i'm gonna do this for like three years and just like save everything three years is fucking crazy like but if you're making like all rig money yeah but like it's hard to do a week of like loads of hours

not a month uh-huh if you do a month where you're like fuck it i'm just gonna work like crazy this month and you're like going home every evening like you're tired as fuck if you're on the rig who knows maybe the rig fucking rocks true yeah they might be living I'd just like watch the sharks you know yeah throw my sandwich off like you gotta pee in the night so you just pee

yeah pee into the shark's mouth you just pee on the furr-r-r-r you pee into your buddy's like tent or whatever I don't know how it would be into your shark buddy's mouth yeah pee onto the jellyfish um

seneck docky 239 says first Guardians 2 gave us baby Groot Then, Mandalorian gave us baby Yoda And now soon, Ice Age 6 will give us baby Scrat Who will Disney give this mini-dibby treatment to next? Or will the next Harry Potter HBO show go competitive And introduce Baby Dobby

Baby Dobby would go hard That is a shout, baby Dalby Flashback episode? Yeah Like, what are they called? Are they elves? House elves? house self like that's a big part of the books that wasn't really in the movies as much like you know the whole rebellion or whatever the fuck um yeah with winky

winky winky the house self he's an alcoholic baby winkie oh i swear he loves being a house self baby winkie actually despises um being a slave hence why they're an alcoholic A hollock. But Dobby loved being a househouse. Dobby conversely liked it. Even though when he got the sock, he was like, fuck yes. Holy shit.

Finally. Yeah. He didn't know how good it was until... Have we seen the Winky art? Oh, yeah, yeah. You know? Oh, no, not that Winky. What the fuck?

Yeah. Like straight up like... Oh shit. Uh-huh. Well... Winky's going through it, you know. That's what you get being born as an elephant. if you're fucking loser

um so this week in the thread someone who people were claiming is me but isn't me was doing the classic thing of going through every question and answering it themselves on their behalf but their username was soren lover uh so um nearly every single one of these what did i just glance what did i just glance at what the fuck is that cappuccino baby i wasn't actually gonna do this one okay you don't have to still that's

piss me off yeah i'll just let that piss you off but finalists said not caught up but weapons was a great time at the theater last night i would love to hear your thoughts on the film blending some genres together in the third act what do you think bro what did you think of weapons um it's good it's a good movie like it's not the kind of thing that i get like obsessed over Right. But like, yeah. Even Wong? Yeah.

I mean, like, it's a good, it's a good film. Right, but not like... It's not Superman, so I don't care. Right, right, right, right. Do you know what I mean? I hear you. But Soorine lover replied to that saying, yes. It reminded me of how Soorine perfectly blends wheat, flour, water, raisins, sugar,

and malt extract into a delicious treat. I know when the Soorine movie finally comes out, it would do justice. So that's pretty good. cool? Yeah, that's very cool. Kurt Cobrain said, Jim, if you started a YouTube channel, what videos would you make? Probably like Halo sniping montages?

No, you should jump on the the rise and fall of Halo video that gets made every what happened to Bungie. Yeah, yeah. Like documentary. Yeah.

Yeah Um No I think I would do I don't know I think something Something that would never be expected Well like this

Sorreen lover applied to it saying Soren reviews Yeah something like that Just a handful of Sorin reviews Yeah All the flavours Banana Minion Sorin is kind of the best I've had so far

Um Moist Yet Dry flavorful yet bland Bilbo Smashing says Bear Bear Boys I just got done watching the IHE TV on the Rock slash Black Adam

when Alex said a comment about how disingenuous the rock is for the most of the marketing I was reminded of the total opposite I can't find the video now but on the late night interview promoting the naked gun Liam Neeson outrightly says they offered him a bunch of money so he accepted the role

The interviewer says if anything about the role of Frank spoke to him and Niesm just sort of slowly raised his hand up from his lap to signify the growing amount of money he was being offered I thought it was a breath of fresh air and sometimes people forget this is a job for them too as much as actors do want to be in the roles they like wondering if you boys can think of any more movie stars who are really honest or super disingenuous Brian Reynolds yeah he's fake as fuck I think Joaquin Phoenix is very like honest to the point of like ruining projects yeah has he ruined projects yeah there was the

Todd Haynes movie that was being made that he just pulled out of like at the last second um really yeah who's Todd Haynes uh he's kind of like think about Harry Potter law he's kind of like

a mudblood ooh mixed race what do you say He might be mixed race, so I'm not sure. What's the question? Yeah, what the fuck does that mean in Harry Potter? What's the implication there?

But yeah, I get the vibe from Joaquin Phoenix that he's like, he can't fake it when he's not acting for a film and he's like doing the interviews and stuff. He can't do the like, K-Fid. Yeah, I find that bad. Willem DeVoe, he seems quite like honest. Yeah, he almost just seems like, um, like old, old man. Yeah, I mean, he's pretty old. But like he always has been.

Yeah, born old. Yeah, like born old, just like, he, he just genuinely loves acting. He loves performing in things. And he doesn't give a shit about, like, everything around it. Yeah, yeah. Um. Kevin Hart, he's genuine. Yeah.

Yeah, real. His Kais and Atstreams are classic. Fuck me, man. Galgado? She's pretty legit. She's a real one. Who else is a good example of a fake? Tom Cruise is pretty authentic.

The weird thing with Tom Cruise is pretty authentic. is that I think he's like... He liked movies. Yeah, but he, like, he's authentically... No, he's inauthentically authentic. Authentically inauthentic? He's authentic for like the wrong reasons. Yeah.

He's like too authentic. Uh-huh. Where it's weird. Yeah. Be less authentic. And it would be more authentic if he was less authentic. Yeah, because... Do you remember his, like, crash out?

When doing the War of the World's press. With the medication thing? Yeah. Yeah. But also, like, why was that even, like, a point of conversation for War of the Worlds? Like, the Depression thing. Yeah. Like, why were depression meds?

Because wasn't it that infamous? He's like a British interviewer, right? That, like, his whole... His whole thing is just, like, trying to piss you off. Yeah, because he did the same thing to. Robert Downey Jr. And he was just like, okay, bye.

I'm not playing this game. I'm shutting your butt down. Yeah. Was it that one? Yeah, it's not this. I don't think it was. I think it was an American. Yeah, maybe not. Maybe I'm getting mixed up.

Yeah, cross wires. Okay. I know it's like a bit Reddit of me to say but Keanu Reeves He is authentic Because like he's gringy I guess yeah

What's that why do you hate him so much Like I get like Like people put him on such a high horse With like the the Matrix rocks right Okay yeah it's awesome He's good in that role because he has to be someone That has no clue what's going on Yeah

And then the second that character knows what's going on, he sucks. I think there's more wrong with, like, the Matrix 2 than just him. Yeah, I'm not saying it's his fault. But it's like, yeah, no, like he's not, he's not fucking, uh, what's the guy who was in, uh, there will be blood. Like he's, he's not Daniel Day Lewis. Okay. He can, he can flip around and do cool gun things. He can do cool action shit.

But why is he being cast in, like, voice acting? He's... He's good in that game. I was talking about Sonic the Hedgehog 3, where he was cast a shadow. Okay, I do. Who fucking gives a shit about Sonic? Everybody. You give a shit about Sonic.

I love Sonic. Yeah, but that's besides the point. We're talking about people being authentic, like... He's authentically shit, yeah. Yeah, okay. he's good in cyberpunk he's good in John Wick he like he's a stunt man he's good

at that shit yeah when he's not talking he's awesome like you know it was like a agreed thing that because you know his like catchphrase in John Wick is that he just goes yeah that's like

his thing because they wanted him to like say as little as possible because like that's not the point of those films. Yeah. And good. Yeah. Yeah. It's like he knows. That's fine. Fuck you, boys.

Yeah. And I'm fine with... He's, like, he's fine. But like, I don't get, like, hyped when he's, like, attached to something. Or, like, there was that, that crypto movie, the Super Pets with Dwayne and Kevin Hart. Yeah, people love those two together. But, like, um, He is in that movie as Batman, I think, or Batman's dog or some shit.

I don't know, no, I think he's Batman. And the joke is that it's Keanu Reeves and everyone loves him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just find that joke to be lame when it's like, Deadpool 2 is Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's Brad Pitt. Isn't that awesome because you love Brad Pitt? Because he's Brad Pitt.

It's Keanu Reeves, so you love it because it's Keanu Reeves. See, I was, I had like a moment where I was deeping this, this idea. idea um because i as a joke made a reference to a thing right right i think to you i can't remember what i i referenced parasite like as a joke yeah i think it was on the cast i think it was the birds or something i was like oh it's like parasite but like yeah yeah yeah i remember yeah or whatever i said and then i was like wow am i just him am i a total hypocrite and then i thought like well like what like what can make a reference joke like work and when is it like phoned in you're asking me or is this hypothetical well i mean i've i've thought about it but

what do you think i don't think a reference um reference humor isn't inherently bad it's just most examples of it are bad in the laziest worst examples of it yeah well like the joke is the reference instead of you know setting up something up or like having a punchline or like something more than just i i think like part of it is like uh when you're doing it with friends yeah when you're referencing with friends it's like kind of your thing yeah so it's it's like a community thing it's a meme it can be like a shortcut to like just understanding something like as like a like a film a whole film like parasite being yeah an idea for a setup yeah and like what it stands for and what it

means yeah but like you know kick arcia to boldly flee or whatever where like the joke is like it's it's the emperor yeah yeah yeah It's fucking judge dread It's Brad Pitt When the punchline just When that's as far as it goes Whereas like In something like the thick of it

Um There are loads of good reference Humours in like within Wrapped in and packaged within punchy dialogue Where it's like It's using what we were just saying about like What the reference represents To feed into some kind of joke

Yeah Or point instead of you know it's free guy and he has Captain America's shield and that's the joke well no the the joke is that it then's like briefly shows Chris Evans watching it on his phone and he goes what the fuck that's the joke he goes that Chris Evans was there like they got Chris Evans to do that that's the joke yeah which is the exact same thing with the Keanu when he's like shadowed the hedgehog

and so it's like, isn't it fucking base that Keanu's shadow? So you can get your Reddit you can farm Reddit comment? But is it based that Idris Elber is knuckles? No, he fucking sucks in that film. He sucks as knuckles. He's a shit knuckles. I don't give a shit. I watch

the first Sonic movie and I almost fell asleep. No. What do you mean? No. I'm going to come clean. I like Sonic now. Fuck off. Fuck off. This is the last episode. He's better than Mario.

He's cooler. Yeah, whatever. He's got more Riz. He's got more Riz. No, he doesn't. Mario's Rizeless. No, Mario's mega-Rizzed. No, he's not. Luigi's fucking the Rizler. No, Luigi has Riz.

Luigi has Riz. Mario has zero. Mario has Rizzo. no how with who he's Italian he owns brain rot he could translate all the brain rot we need someone to do it yeah what the fuck

Mario has Riz Sonic doesn't have Riz yeah he does Why so serious What even was the question Who has more Riz Sonic or Mario There's a sect of jailings that, like, they get on edge when Sonic starts coming out. They like, they hate when they talk about Sonic.

I hate it. Stop it. So, yeah. Epic, Chungus Sonic, Epic, Chungus. If Keanu had been porny. It wouldn't be funny. Yeah. If Keanu Rees was porn.

it would have been funny. It would have been like, fuck this awesome film, this gem, this gem of a film. Ruin. Yeah. It would have been completely, it would be too popular. Yeah. No, you're right. Yeah, because I've seen a bunch of shit

where people are like, oh, if only we could have got, like, Keanu when he was young and he played Batman. Oh, no. Yeah, he can't. He can be, keep him with Constantine or whatever. You can have that one. Yeah.

I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I don't care about that. If it's like... No, that is like, I think he is a force for good. Yeah. But like, if we're talking about a character in a movie, I don't really care that much about that side of it. Yeah. I was less Keanu-pilled until cyberpunk.

I had to like actually take my hat off there and be like... No, I wish it wasn't him. I wish it was the rock in cyberpunk. Punk. Someone let me know if there's a mod for that because then I might actually finish cyberpunk. So there's fucking, there's literally knuckles and shadow in cyberpunk.

Yeah. Yeah, there is. Wow. They just gotta get Sonic in there somewhere. Sidepunk 2's got round the corner. So, uh... Well, Sonic's in the new dying light. Yeah, you're right.

I meant the one from the movie, you know, the Parks and Rec, dude. Parks and... What? Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt should have been Sonic. Yeah, Sonic and Mario. Yeah. No, who the fuck from Parks and Rec plays...

He's Sonic. Aziz. no he's someone who um i hate his voice acting what's he voice acted in uh he was robotic wasn't he in what in sonic which son what the fuck are you talking about wait reel it back aziz aziz ansari yeah What the fuck you're talking about? That's Jim Carrey? No. What do you mean, no?

He is. Jim Carrey's feeling quite scary. Can we move on next? Yeah. Psychological job 4,000 says thoughts on the rocks. New slim down appearance. He genuinely looks unrecognizable. Shows just how much juice he was on before, I guess.

I think it's so sad that people like him can be all like Oh work hard Just keep going to the gym and eat 12 chickens and 40 eggs 12 eggs a day 9 fish Eat all those fish It's like fuck you

You're juiced up with like a private chef Private chef Private chickens to have that many eggs On top of that, a cringe thing was like the, the Joe Rogan way back one that you went on. Oh, yeah. Because before Joe Rogan was like, don't, like, before Joe Rogan was totally, um, compromised. He was like, yeah, these guys are, they're on the juice, you know, they're taking all sorts of shit. And he said that directly about the rock, but then when he has the rock on, he doesn't even ask.

Yeah. like obviously the rock would lie yeah like he's lying now it's like yeah i'm just it's for a roll yeah i'm just eating less but i only have six eggs a day now yeah yeah i only have six chickens a day i'm down to two fish two entire salmon but isn't it like it's just such it's excess on a degree where it's like grotesque. But just to maintain that size, he had to eat like 88,000 calories a day. Yeah, his maintenance was just obscene.

But like... He could have fed like three families of 10. But like, just the misery of eating 12 meals a day. Like... Yeah, yeah. It must just feel horrible to have like that much food in you at like all times. it's obscene

um yeah and I think it stands for something horrible it stands for like body dysmorphia and making making a lot of uh boys get like the wrong idea about what they should be striving for

because like I don't know if you've seen these videos going round of um his movie the smashing machine safty bro one of the saffty bros he has made this film and he's doing really well critically and there's this standing ovation

video going around of him like crying and now he's like he's turned it into this like petty party of like yeah Holly was just about like number going up and I was just scared to like

be in something interesting and then I tried to be in something interesting and then it kind of worked out for me you could have done this like the whole time like yeah yeah yeah you didn't have to fucking do the black adam bullshit you did yeah you were like headlining that shit yeah you were the main producer and stuff yeah it's just like a shift into probably because he was gonna like literally die yeah he's in his like was it 50s

at least but he's talking about like running for president and shit like he talked about that on that fucking joe rogan It's like, what? I could see myself as the president. Yeah. No, he's, um, he's kind of, he's kind of VP is fucking Kevin Hart. Yeah.

Yeah. People, like at this point, it would probably be like a good thing for the country, but, um, yeah, I think the man's like audience captured. Yeah. You know? Can't allergic to honesty. Yeah. Two more.

To wrap this one up. First from Bjornow Pizza. Thoughts on Superman and Man of Tomorrow, both releasing after the Batman, but before the Batman part two. So did you see this? Like the Man of Tomorrow has been written already. Uh-huh.

And is going to release the summer before the Batman part two in the same year. So it'll be the first year ever where a Batman and a Super Bowl movie come out in the same year. Really? Yeah. That's cool. I also like that the Batman is like an Elseworld thing. Yeah. It's not stepping over each other.

Yeah. And if they can just clearly signify that in the like opening DC emblems and shit that pop up. Yeah. If it like pops up saying Elseworld or whatever. Yeah. Because that is like a cool thing to do with Batman, like a Batman that's isolated and a Batman that's with his own. Two very different ideas. But, um...

Because he's already established in the Gunverse. He's in, he's in Creature Commandos. Is it? Yeah. He is. I've seen a, like a... It's like one frame. Yeah.

But he's in it. Yeah. so this is something i i don't know if i like that's they started with like the baneflek batman where it's like this is a batman who's been doing it for fucking ages um you don't like that you want to see the i i need to see like dick grayson i need to see the first robin right you know we've never had that like we had that in batman and robin there was what I thought

the one the two face the one before Batman and Robin Batman forever forever yeah he was in that yeah but the circus shit the Jim Kerry

yeah like they suck that's like I want to see like start with that you know I don't want to jump to in my head

like the last Robin is Damien Whiten Yeah Isn't that where they're starting? Yeah Which I don't really like Because even then

That's like a whole thing That kind of needs set up And like Um Anyway Yeah I don't know I don't know about that It's not really the question

But it's more man of tomorrow though Yeah I feel like I feel like James Gunn Already had in his head Like multiple films kind of set out Yeah Like he knew where he was going

Whereas I feel like Is it Matt Reeves He did Batman? Yeah I feel like he wrote a Batman film And he didn't have a plan For like a trilogy or anything

So then it was like Also notoriously slow writer do Is it? Yeah Right But then like And he's had like Rumors of Health issues as well

So Really oh man he's a really good director so but what about man of tomorrow there were you surprised by that announcement yes and no I'm pleased by it because like yeah with that picture he attached

of the the mex suit yeah yeah but also the implication like I like the rumours that it's like almost a team up movie the Superman has to work with Lex for some reason yeah to like maybe take down Brainiac or someone like that could be fire

and then like Lex double crosses or whatever yeah yeah yeah you could see something really cool with that yeah I just want as I want Lex to be in like every Superman film yeah it has like the Lex they've set up is just like too fire to not

milk yeah yeah I'm I'm like excited and if it's not that long to wait either no it's really not um couple years Because we've been waiting, we've been hungry for Batman, you know, but like no shade as well.

Like I'd prefer for a Batman sequel to come out and be good and have to like wait for it. Yeah. Then I'm just rushing to get something out. Agreed. Right, let's wrap up then with this one from Worst Poo's Story Jarling. It's in the name. So warning, this is a Poo's Story. And this one is like

Half of me is like is you Are you serious but it's also quite specific So I'm just like Maybe you've got good creative writing skills But I'll see your opinion Bear Bear I'm about to share Apu's story so mortifying that I had to leave my hometown Out of sheer embarrassment

For context I was renting a room From a kind Muslim family in my hometown They occupied the entire downstairs area Which included the living room, kitchen, toilet and two bedrooms I had the first floor with a shower and my bedroom, plus the second floor, which was just the heater and a large bedroom I used as a living room. From the start of my stay, I developed a habit of urinating in bottles, sealing them and emptying them when I was in the shower. A few months in, a plumber needed to bucket, needed a bucket to service the heater, and after he finished, I was left with a 30-liter bucket next to my room.

I started using it instead of the bottles. I even began squatting over it for bowel movements, tossing the toilet paper in the trash. I'd cover the bucket with a cardboard box spray with an anti-oda product. Honestly, it worked like a charm for a while. Guests never noticed anything except a cardboard box in the corner, and I didn't have to carry bottles downstairs daily. Then, one fateful night when the family was away on vacation,

I got extremely drunk, before bed, I decided to be kind to sober me and clean out the bucket. While carrying this 30-liter bucket, filled to the brim with a vile mix of urine and feces, I lost my balance on the stairs and fell hard directly on my knee. The pain was excruciating and I could see the bone. Worse, the bucket tumbled down with me. At 3 a.m., I lay in a puddle of blood, piss and shit, with splatters of the foul mixture on the walls and even the ceiling.

In a panic, I crawled down 15 more steps before calling an ambulance. This only worsened my injuries and did nothing to hide. my horrific mess from the EMTs. The tsunami of waste had flowed downstairs, soaking the family's nice carpet and was an eye was also drenched in it. I needed several stitches and some minor procedures, spending four days in the hospital. By the time I was discharged, the family had been back for two days. When I stepped out of the taxi, the neighbor's stairs told me everything.

Huh, um, everyone knew exactly what I'd done. Nobody, not even the family, mentioned it. The stairwell had been cleaned out almost spotlessly. I immediately started looking for a new place to live and within two weeks moved out without having visited the new place in person. This happened around two years ago and I haven't been near that building since, only going to the town to visit family. In hindsight, I could have probably just called a cleaning crew from the hospital to mitigate

the damage to my reputation, but the thought just didn't cross my mind at the time. It was the most physically painful, embarrassing experience of my life. since then I've used the toilet like a normal human being lesson learned I guess Thoughts I mean that's fun That's fun for sure But I feel like it's cat

You think they're lying It's gotta be That's so ridiculous But it's also like It's on the border for me It is When they said I could see

bone i could see the bone yeah that's quite far isn't it yeah and like a couple procedures and like a few stitches like if the bones poking out dude like the stare injuries can be wild as well especially if he's that drunk to see the bone and like what's what's the recovery time like if the bone so for for a bone to poke out like or is he saying like his shin got mad scraped yeah maybe but then like

could you stitch that up like I don't know four days it's just the concept like carrying a bucket of shit and piss and piss like why would you leave it so long yeah and they're like who would

uh yeah I find it hard to believe just not the most realistic one no no but fun fun kept us on the edge of our seat i suppose on the edge of our buckets and with that i guess we're done until job throughout is where we'll watch melvin see on the next step everybody

chau for now Yeah.