JAR Media Posdact - PewPiePewPwnd - JARCAST Episode 158

Episode Date: March 18, 2019

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Good afternoon, morning, evening, or nights, ladies and gentlemen. This is episode 158 of the JARMedia podcast. Today... It fucks it up instantly. How did we get to 158? What the? Who the... The boy...

The boy is back. Back. You're back, baby. What do you mean? You're back. been sat here since the last episode how is it 158

um reasons okay raisins thank you a good shout out to the patrons patrones

patrons there's no Ian it's just patrons for helping support the uh charm media podcast so the full gang

besides so not the full gang just you know it's just Jim's back three or four The J, the other J, my comrade. Now we're about to be in Jage. He's back.

How's it? Oh yeah, it is Jage. However. Sweet F. Um, I have some questions for you, Jamie. Yes, dog? Because I'm afraid we do this every time someone leaves for a long time and comes back. We need to check they are not a lizard overlord that has come to initiate and try and, you know.

Of course, I already know this. I'm the real... Of course, yeah, if you did, if you would know that. So, let's start of this question. Jamie, do you believe in lizard overlords? Do I believe in them? Yes. Of course.

You believe in them. Do you fear them? Yes, of course. You do fear them. Do you believe they control society through the steam, chemicals that are released from planes are they used to control society i believe they use a combination of the the the gas from planes as well as the social weapon known as group think right um just a couple more let's say a fly landed near the mic you were currently talking into

what would your first thoughts and reaction be to that to that fly of my opinions on the fly no how would you react if a like James you answer this first if a fly landed on your mic what would you do nothing okay James I do nothing

because I'm Ruben will get really angry and want to try to kill it as a pacifist an animal lover I'll just leave it you're not a fucking pacifist I am a pacifist you slap my ass it's fair to be an animal lover and not like flies I'm just putting that out there. What?

I don't care. I'd call an exterminator. You would call an exterminator? Yeah, I'd call multiple and have... I'd have multiple throughout months. So you wouldn't start salivating? You wouldn't... It wouldn't cross your mind to...

No, because I'd... Listen, I don't want lizard people being attracted to my presence. Because I... Lizard people already have me on a watch list. anti-group think I'm anti-plane and of and finally it's not group think anyway

the steam out of planes makes the fogs gay and then they make group think no you got it all wrong let me know if this is too far of a question but um is your

Mexican family which you did say we were allowed to at least many briefly on the show are they is that actually a front for like some kind of lizard gathering no but but I've I do have a story which is gonna be heavy okay oh no so it makes come family right over son um this is name uh your name of something racist did you uh no but I don't I don't really want to say his name because of the story I'm about to tell right so yeah yeah

Yeah, I don't want to docks him. Dox his Instagram. So, I'm not very wealthy. I can't often afford to feed any of my family. Well, you barely see him. Well, yeah, exactly. So, they're pretty hungry. But what does my son go and do?

What do you do, Jim? Does he go build RX-7s? No, he's got a fucking fly trap, right? Not the plant, but, like, a juicy area where it attracts flies and he... A juicy area. Yeah, and he eats flies because he's so fucking hungry. But

it ain't because he's so hungry. He's eating his fucking churros and his burritos and shit. Listen. Holy. Listen. Not racist. No, it's not racist. So he is a lizard then? That's...

Yeah, he's a lizard. So I killed him. Fucking hell, Jim. By the way, churros and burritos are fucking delicious. Yeah, it's not even... an insult. More importantly? No, it's not, it's not, I, that's literally what they, it's all they can afford.

Oh, okay. Did you, uh... Right, Seth MacFarlane, going in at the, the most recent thing that, uh, the legend Alex Jones did. What did he do? On the J-Ragan podcast. Called himself a retard. Sorry, a tard, you're not allowed to say retard anymore.

That was a quote. He literally said that himself, so it's fine. oh yeah i forgot to say that this episode is sponsored by pot noodle um we had a guy on the it's also sponsored by churros and churros churros are pretty good i i i've only had them once and they were in a nutella shop and they were white of course last episode in a nutella shop in a and no one cares about the natal shop i can't remember the neta shop the last episode we were talking about bananas you might remember it and of course this spiked a conversation within the community. I saw quite a few comments trying to... Well, yes, the best one being, the story from the gentleman who, when he was 14, managed to jerk off with a pot noodle.

What? No. And I had doubts at first, but he replied to someone explaining his process, which made me think... Okay, no, I haven't seen this, you're going to have to explain this. So he just made, he would make a pot noodle, just had a regular pot noodle. Yeah. Then he'd wait for it to cool. so it just becomes like this gelatinous so then

what with the lick yeah with the because you know it absorbs all the sort of water doesn't it yeah wait so we'd use the noodles as oh yeah the noodles would be in there he said it was messy but it worked so what is the best thing to use

to mask it with like the banana the best simulation of a vagina well yeah it'd be a flashlight is it though you think they have perfected What a vagina? No, you said the best thing. That would be like the closest.

The... A banana is the cheapest for sure. No, no, because a jarling proved that wrong. No, because they didn't know what they were doing. Sometimes you can't get bananas big enough. That's not true. It doesn't matter. Go to any supermarket.

They have huge, they have small, anything for any size. They don't have argy size, though. I actually do. You can get their little kiddie bananas. But yeah. What? Pardon me. Jim, did you catch up to date on the banana?

The banana, actually. Good. You never answered, though. Have you used a banana? Yeah, of course. See? It's normal. No.

No. Ruben's confirmed he hasn't. I definitely have it. Of course, Ruben hasn't. It's not even a question that Ruben hasn't. Rubin's a fucking elitist, like, he's not going to use a banana. He's going to use, like, a fucking cucumber. No, he won't use anything.

He's too scared to embrace his sexuality. A hundred percent true. You hear that, Rubin? We're coming for you. So it's half half? Literally, like... It's a half-half split in the jar, the jar boys. Half banana, half not.

Yeah, but you're... I'm going to say it's not 50-50. Alex and I are the most normal members of jar. No, you're not. Definitely. No, we are. Preach your brother. Thank God you're fucking back.

Like I know I had to do all this bullshit Anti-Banana fucking rhetoric You can't call me anti-Banana I just haven't used one That's exactly what you are Yeah Monkey B'say

Monkey Duh Fucking racist Jesus Christ Alex Speaking of racism Can I briefly talk about something In Smash Bros I was playing World of Light Which is the single player mode

And the single player mode and that they do this thing where like they have characters sort of pretend to be other famous video game characters with the spirits. And one of them was a boxer from Punch Out. I know exactly what you're going to say. And he's a black guy

and what character do they choose to be this black boxer? No, fucking Donkey Kong. Oh God. Yeah. Are you goddamn for real? Japan? Are you serious? Yeah. I know. I did notice that and it did flick

in my mind for a minute, like, wait, what? I, when I saw that, I was like, how has nobody talked about this? Nobody's played... Nobody's played... No one played wild of light that far. Yeah.

World Light is pretty cool, though. I changed my mind a little bit. Oh, no. Jim, fuck. We've kind of fucked ourselves. Why? We've got the Smash Bros video, and you've literally gone back on yourself. It's too late for that video.

We fucked it. I haven't had time to edit it. Got a 50 minute anthem video to edit and all that. Yeah, nice one, James. You should have edited it. Fucking lazy ass. Could have asked me too. Ah!

I have a subject if you guys are going to be shitheads. No, my subject isn't being talked about. What? Can I quickly talk about something that pissed me off back in the day? Yeah, sure. Go ahead, Jamie. So we used to all play video games together on Xbox and parties. Yeah, right.

Yeah. And the best days, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I missed those days. This was like Halo Reach days, um, and... Which is coming back. My brother Alex over here was such a hardcore gamer that, um, when he was in a gaming session and he needed to pee, he wouldn't just take his headset off and, uh, leave his

controller on the desk. He'd, he'd, he'd, because he'd always wear his dressing gown at home, you'd put your controller... I still wear it to this day. You'd put your controller in the pocket of the dressing gown with your, headset still on and go and piss in the toilet with your headset on yeah just like ultimate fucking gamer over here so i could just still hear what everyone was saying and keeping yeah in case anyone was gonna just click that i do remember that because i don't

think he moved as mike either you just go and then you just no he'd talk while doing it see i i will straight up say that's probably a bit sad why is that sad actually no it'd be worse if you're pissing into like a bottle or something oh yeah probably a lot worse i just drop it, I'm just like, I'll go to toilet, I'll drop it and go. You don't need to just carry there to it. It's resourceful. I'm a resourceful one. Do you know, actually, I've all of us

during that period, Alex and Reuben were the most hardcore gamers. Oh yeah, for sure. If they would both complain, if I got paired up with Alex in Hale Reach, they would both just like complain because they got... We had our... We had our gameplay loop down. What we do? No, you

had your elitism now. It was a case of... No, if you If you find a formula that works, why would you abandon? Your formula was taking every single power upon on every single map. That's how you win in Halo. That's the game. That ain't how you win. That's how you do the best on your team.

Yeah. Yeah. And judging how the rest of your team were the best of us, it's just like, oh, thanks, thanks, guys. I didn't play Halo Reach nearly as much as you guys. No. I did. But that's why they got mad because I always got paired up with Alex.

But yeah, that annoyed you, did it? You brought that up, but then didn't actually really say your thoughts on any. What? No, I'm just saying it pissed me off. Why did it anger you that much? Because I was just, I don't know. Maybe I was jealous that your room was closer to the bathroom than mine. Yeah, I've always had that thing. My bathroom is literally two steps over my womb, so I'm just boom. Yeah, well mine was down some fucking stairs. Some dodgy stairs. The steepest, steepest goddamn stairs in a dodgy stairs. I never fell down them once. I fell down them once. You threw my goddamn Lego plane down those stairs, motherfucker.

No, I threw down the other stairs. I mean, I, I, No, I'm pretty sure you, because the Lego plane was in my room, and you were like, does it fly? And everyone found it so goddamn funny, and it's like, that's, that's my motherfucking Lego plane. I was concerned, before I found it funny, I was concerned that certain pieces were going to break permanently. But luckily Lego is quite well designed. Actually, that was... No, but pieces got lost, because they broke off and... Yeah.

That pissed me off, because it was such a cool Lego plane. It was like just a... It was a private jet one, white one. No, it was a... It wasn't a private jet. Jet. Yeah, it was just like a normal plane, like a jumbo jet. I remember because that's like my peak hyperactivity. So like I would just throw whatever.

Only of you owned is going, it's going to go somewhere. And I remember that day because I was just like, and then you're like, you were really angry. I tried to not look pissed off, but it was really difficult. Because of me. Because I like that Lego plane. I wish I still had it. No, but that was a, no, no.

We forget the other thing we tried to do on that day as well. Because this was prior to you selling all your Lego. So you're trying to like, show pictures of having all this extreme Lego. I still have that video on Man Man Boy, man. Yeah. You do. And we basically made two towers. Two towers? We made the Twin Towers.

What are you talking about? We made two large towers at all the Lego. Oh, because we're trying to see how high we can make a tower. Yeah, we made two of them. And then the joke was... We weren't trying to make like a 9-11 thing, though. We were. That's what we were doing, Alex.

No, you weren't. I don't remember this at all. Yeah, I have no memory of that. We definitely did. This was James' agenda. Yeah. No, I remember trying to build a Lego tower just out of curiosity to see our Tollick again. Yeah, and it was really tall.

And we're going to flow the plane into it. You probably wanted to, and Alex and I were like, don't. Yeah, because it would have been in my room, and it would be like, I'd have to clear that up. I was, what, at the time? I was like 14. I can't remember I was edgy I would never do that

You would have been even younger anyway Anyway I've got a topic A while ago we did a A jar media survey or something What I don't If you remember Like jarlings organized this little survey

Where a group of jarlings Answers some questions And then the data was collected Put into like a pie And I thought the results Of the latest one were interesting Okay, go So this is the JAR Media 2019 survey.

The first question was, who's your favourite cast member? Okay, I'm definitely going to be... Unfair question. What's your predictions? I would say you're going to be the top one, then it's Jamie, then it's Ruben, then it's me. You see, I think Ruben's going to be quite near the bottom purely because he's rarely on it now. Yeah, he's not been on it for a very long. But yeah, I would assume you're at the top.

So, you know, 35.2% said, they're all so epic I can't choose. That's 32%. So that's the majority. That should be the only answer. Well, you don't want to know the other ones? Well, we can, but I mean... I can say the other ones. Yeah, well, that's like a third of... I couldn't sit on this sofa and do a podcast by myself, you know?

I could. Yeah, but it would be fucking dog shit. Shit. You have no idea. I could. I could definitely do it by myself because I just turn it into an ASMR video. So it'll be shit then. Asm. is fucking dog no it's not. Yeah it is. No it's not.

Alex's a SMR fucking bullshit as fucking dog shit. Why did you say it to me? I'm asking you a question. Because you can't ask me because I'm going to disagree with him. Do I get anything out of it? No. Do I care that people do? Do I

feel to lightning and thunder every night? It's not ASMR. rain sound effects aren't ASMR it's literally involved in every every SMR video well not everyone but I've been listening to that though since since I got the ODST soundtrack on in like 2009

that that soundtrack because there's a because it doesn't actually have rain in it does it the actual soundtrack only like one song track but there's like a edit on YouTube of every the whole soundtrack rain in the background yeah which isn't an ASMR But it's epic. It's a really good... Go listen to it. It's great.

Do you want to know the percentages of the other cost? Yeah, but it's like... It's third anyway of that, so... Well, yeah. 23.2% was me. 21.6% was Jim. And 15.2% was James. And then the rest was Ruben. But that's predictable. The Belmont Bros are by far the most popular.

it's because I have a bowtie it's because Jim's got a bowtie it's fucking obvious you can't bring up that the next question is how old are you roughly asking this is going to be interesting asking who the

what the age group of listeners or watches are what's your predictions what do you think so I'm going to say the 16 to probably 1920 Jim yeah I'm going to say around our age

yeah pretty much 52% answered 17 to 19 23.2% said 20 to 35 and 23.2% said 13 to 16. So it's our basically our age group than older than younger. Yeah.

It's expected. We do have got a few older listeners. Do we have one dude that said he was like 50 or something? Yeah, there was one like guy who had a story about that. What's your gender? was the next question. Thoughts? I say it's about an equal split. You reckon? Yeah, I think it's worth it.

I wouldn't say that. No, because we're a sausage fest. Yeah, we're a sausage party with Seth Rogen, James Franco. And the Michael, George Michael. Yeah, George Michael. Okay, so tell us the results. From this sample group, it was 76.8% male. 23.2% female.

That's a bit of a sausage fest. Yeah, of course it is. No, we are. I know we are. Every member of the cast has a sausage. And even then, like, if there's... Say we were all women, I'm still sure most people would be men that watch and listen to it. I feel like that's more of a, you know, around our age kind of pastime anyway.

Mm-hmm. Isn't it? Yeah. Oh, nice. Sexism, guys. It's just the way the cookie crumbles, yo. What's your sexual orientation? It's the next one.

Gay. For sure, everyone, 100% gay. I mean nothing wrong with it. Have you seen a picture of... 70.4% are straight. Who? What? 70.4? Yeah.

17.4? 17.70.4. Jesus. Um, and 19.2% are bisexual. Wait, there's... So there's more bisexual than gay? Um... Yeah.

That's interesting. Be honest, why wouldn't you want to make love to Tom Hardy? So I get that, I get the viewpoint. Because he was in Venom? That doesn't make you be bisexual. I love Tom Hardy. Yeah, so on and so forth. Getting smaller and smaller with all the other options.

This is an interesting one. If one of the other cast members, if one of the cast members other than Alex made their own channel, who would you rather see? Who do you think won this one? Not me. I'd say Ruben. Probably Ruben.

It was really cool. close. We're all three of you. Really? Reuben was just in head by less than 1%. 34.4% voted for Rubin. Actually, to be honest, you've got to factor into it that Ruben has actually done solo

videos before. Well, me and Jim haven't. Yeah. We've never touched it. Yeah, 34.4% for Ruben, 33.6% for Jim and 32% for James. I feel like James would have the most unique content though. At least from my perspective because I never see like car stuff.

The content would be so variable because Rubens would be, there's a lot like that, that, you know, I know, what's the word? It's like game stuff, long kind of script game stuff, which there's a lot of at the moment on YouTube. Yours would be a very niche, yours would be really niche, and mine would be a car channel. I don't know, not if you marketed it a certain way. What? With Jim's one, I mean. Yeah.

Oh, right. It's to vote, yeah. It's like people who watch the cast aren't necessarily... The majority of time, I'm not going to be carved. It is, it would be very different content. So it is tricky to say it, like, as people that obviously like podcasts, listening to us. They would a lot easier to get back into, like, Ruben's content. Yeah, you would assume...

My content's nothing like a podcast. No, but it's the type... You've got long videos, though? Long videos, yeah, but they're normally scripted. And Ruben's videos would be scripted, but they're still more than overlauble. than to say drifting videos. Like you drift your car? Yeah, I'm going to.

This is actually happening. I am making a channel. I'm gonna drift. Let me know why, because I need to subscribe to that shit immediately. So, countries of origin. Ooh. Um... I think America would be top.

America or the UK. According to this one, England is the number one. However, I've looked at like the more detailed. The more detailed statistics and it is the UK is the biggest one. But we'll go for this one for now. But that's expected because we're just for UK boys. Yeah. Denmark was quite high.

Really? And to all my Denmark home is out there. Canada as well, stay safe. Yeah, there's quite a few people from Canada. Littered all through Europe. Um, what's the weirdest one? Indonesia. Saudi Arabia.

Damn. Some. Malaysia. Something quite random. So shout out to anyone who was there. Any of our worldwide jar fans? When did you start watching? It's one of these.

This is interesting. 40.8% said 2016. That's a really large percentage. That's like early jar. That's, that's I.H.E. leaves jar time. Hmm. Well, I was a baby boy back then. We all were.

Me specifically. 25.6% said 2050. It's quite a lot as well 16% said 2017 and 13.6% said 2018

and then the rest was 2013 to 2014 which is the first channel so there are still some there still some big respect to those OJs which channel

did you find first was this question referring to IHE or Jai I assume huge majority will be 96% was IE Fah

Hell Oopsie dopsy 4% I know 1% was like Man Man man man boy boy boy man So That's good

Damn Man boy boy man The original That's our glory That's Put in the work What YouTube Video genres do you like If drifting's number one

I'm gonna be like Oh damn son Movies slash game reviews Was the winner Literally what we were just saying Yeah Then it was commentary Yeah

The fuck even our commentary videos I'm Alex Drama sort of stuff Yeah YouTubers making videos about other YouTube Is what I would Is what I would count as that Okay

So you're things like H3 I'm Alex Keemstar That kind of thing um do you remember we get our channels we should make a video on our next yeah podcasts was next then comedy then animation then music then documentaries then Shane Dawson hell yeah then makeup then vlogs and gaming's bottom no gaming was somewhere in the middle that's kind of in the order of like

to be fair that's pretty everything that's popular on YouTube yeah well it should be about this one though which channel do you prefer this is between IHE and JAR obviously it's going to be IHE 85.6% said JAR

no that's a lot I guess if they're in the like JAR Reddit yeah you've got to be pretty dedicated to Zach Yeah. Who's your favorite Jaya mascot? Oh no. Oh, damn.

This is between Dick the Head, Cucumber Nick, Shweb, Argi, Max, Gaius, Billy, and Joe Pascuali. Oh, he's going to be Argy? Hold it, why is... Is Po from Kung Fu Panda not there? That's too near of a thing. And he's not our mascot.

He's like a DreamWorks property. Yeah, but I mean, we own that property, basically. Who do you think one? Argy. And then Dick and then cucumber Nick. Uh, Dick. Dick won by a landslide with 36.8% followed by 30.4% with Argi. Billy was next.

What? 13.6% percent. Then 8% was Schwepp and then the rest. So the mascot's been decided. Argy's the worst of that whole list. That's not true. Argy is like the most present other than the original mascots, you know? he is he's had his own interview on the channel that's because you went insane one day and decided to make that a video

a great video yeah a video of gaius interviewing gaius would be 10 times more entertaining you should do a video of argue interviewing guys no because they'd fight that's what yeah they'd be a great video because they just what parts of jar do you prefer so this is all the types of video we do um obviously the podcast won by 66.4% and 20.8% was skits.

People like those. Well, they remember them, I guess. Yeah. I guess that means intros as well, though. Yeah. Yeah. We haven't done one in... Way too long.

They're fun. They're fun to make, and they're funny to... To watch Alex edit. Have you ever answered your question... Have they ever answered your question on the cast? 41% of people says, I've never asked a question. That does not surprise me. And 30.4% said yes.

Yeah, I would assume, because I mean, like myself, I never, with content on YouTube, I never really interact with it. Yeah, I just take it in what I do. Yeah. So out of the four of us, I guess it's about one in four. So before, I'll try and rush to these before the end of the segment. Would you consider buying jar merch if it ever comes out? 65% said yes

Oh, the jar merch And that's, yeah, that's That's most of them, I skipped a couple Look, this jar merch Take that fucking donut off your head. Right now. So with that, we'll be back with James talking about Budapuy.

No, that's not happening. That's not happening. I'm not playing on PewDie. Yeah, no. That's actually good And we're back after these messages So welcome to part two Of the show

This is where we answer questions from the Jail Reddit If you want to leave your own questions for us to answer Head over to the Jail Media Reddit Hold up where there's a suggestions thread Can I ask a question Go on then James is Pudipi racist James is puterpire racist

James is looking for enemies I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually talk about this. When I walked in and said what I said, I was just angry thing you've ever said. Why were you angry? Because of Budapai? No, that it actually is reasons that I'm not going to talk about because we haven't got to that stage of the jar.

What does I even mean? I haven't, we haven't made that video yet, so I'm not going to talk about it. What does that have to do? Putapy is my question. That's why I'm angry, that's why I'm angry, because it's that type of three. And you, much like a lot of, uh, the media, angry at Putapy for no reason. They, they, they feel inadequate because, because they know they're irrelevant. Yeah. No, no, I don't like Pudypie because I don't really like his content. I wouldn't say I don't like PewDiePie. You, you mean you

don't like his content? I don't like his content. Yeah, I, I, he's also waste. People got annoyed in me because in one of my videos, on that video I made a few weeks ago. Yeah, you compared him to a reactionist. No, not that. No one got angry about that. It was the more recent one I made about the most dislike videos on YouTube and PewDiePie was in there a couple times. Because he was like, dislike this video. Yeah, it wasn't, but from my screen recording software, you could see I'm not subscribed to him and of course the meat is that

you have to subscribe to PewDiePie for the T-Series thing, which I think is now the, the, the, the, the, the race is over, I think Budapai's lost, but... Yeah. But I don't see the point in a subscription if you're not going to watch the videos, so it'll be pointless for me to do it. I mean, the person that truly belongs at the top is like Jimmy Fallon. No. With what YouTube want.

With what YouTube want, yeah. Yeah. I mean, the true person that should be at the top is whoever uploaded fucking keyboard cat. Yeah. No, no, because that's different. Like those one-off No, I know

Numa Numa videos and shit They're just one-off Viral hits Whereas Putapy's an actual YouTuber Smosh Or actual YouTubers Yeah, yeah

Jack Septica is You know, it's their thing You're telling me I don't know Honestly, I don't know who I would want To be number one I do Fred

Yeah Jarl be nice 100 million subscribers No, I'm shooting for 200 million Yeah, baby We go for that Chinese market Yeah, then Let's start pandering to China

Yeah, let's get some big robots Get some... We need a Chinese member of the carso We have one I'm Nick from I don't know what You know, kind of Asian He can't believe you played an Asian American

character in a video game Your voice really suits that It's wicked, isn't it? But it's like, oh my god. For those you don't know, I was in like a... Probably the worst game of last year, wasn't it? No, it was a lot of year before that. No, it wasn't, it was last year.

No way? Yeah, it was. No? Yes. It was last year? Yes. Wow. I was in the fucking game, I know.

I made a video. It was not last year? It was. You sure it's not 2017? No, I'm positive. No. Yeah. It's time gone that quickly.

I thought it was like two years ago. No, I'm Sarah. Jeez. You mean that slowly? And the reason? The reason I know is because, the reason I know is because around the time of the Oscars, people are saying, um, surprise you weren't nominated for your performance and out, not in the Freeman.

Why the fuck were you in that game? Which I agree with. Yeah, I do as well. But why were you in a half-life game? Like, you don't even give a shit about half-life. They didn't ask. My Keams does, isn't it? So.

So good. I'm so happy about that. I've never even played it. That's the funniest cut scene from anything ever. The original one. The fixed-up one isn't nearly as funny. No. It's more just like, what?

Anyway. I'll let me do some questions. Yeah, let's do some questions. James doesn't want to talk about pew-a-pie. I'm not talking about PewDie. I've got Angi. Okay, so... I don't know if I want to read this one.

It's fucking massive. can you like give us the general the synopsis oh is a that's right last week we had a question from someone who told who asked us for advice on what what to do if you've been mugged like he'd had his bike stolen and he was threatened at knife point yeah if I remember given the bike but he's he's written out his backstory or something should I read it if you want from bonko the Papa. I just want to say thank you for your answer to last week's question. I honestly take great solace in your

answer. Sorry, what did you guys say? We were like obviously contact to authorities and stay safe, avoid dangerous areas, that kind of thing. During the whole technique. During the event. During the event

we said, just give them what they want. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, you know, try and beat them up like a ninja or something. Well, it depends if you're like... If you're capable of that, then Then... I'm not going to say to do it, but you already know if you're capable of it or not. However, there are a couple of things I should probably classify

and give an order of events to maybe give more backstory. Classify? Yep, I had just come out of a shop as I was getting my dad a birthday card and I started setting off to go to his house at about 5pm, so broad daylight. While down a fairly open road, there happened to be no one on it and two boys sharing another bike, one on the handlebars, approached me and slowly started pressuring me into a wall where if I didn't stop I would have fallen. I got off in the kid on the handlebars immediately started grabbing my bike which I resisted

but his taller mate asked do you want to get stabbed? One of them started turning around with my bike so I got my phone out yeah I know dumb move but I was terrified and they started and they tried taking it. I again resisted but he reared his fist up and put his other hand in his pocket. I just handed over and ran to the nearest house I saw and banged on the door asking for help. The guy let me call the police and the rest is history. My mental health I think has taken a toll. I'm very irritable, my hands hurt from punching walls, etc., because I feel humiliated and weak. But I still know that safety is top priority and in that sense I'm lucky.

My items were a 300-ish pound mountain bike and an iPhone 6-S, which I don't even know how much they go for anymore. I'm now just angry in general and I get really nervous a lot too. Sorry for the long read so that's that's why that that genuinely makes me feel really bad he shouldn't feel he shouldn't feel bad at all I would do the exact same thing as him

yeah they're the cowards though because it's a fucking unfair fight there's nothing for a start about it there's nothing no issue if having to be two people ganging up on you and threatening you with weapons when you're clearly not prepared or willing or there's nothing agreed about that that you know

relationship that just went down that conflict no initiation it's just pure it's it's mind blowing to me that people do that like there's no excuse for that no there isn't it didn't it didn't it didn't mention like age brackets or anything like that so but i mean like if if if i was walking home and anyone had a knife they're taking whatever the fuck they want from me mm-hmm that's actually a criminal offense though in the UK

you're not allowed to carry around weapons like that yeah so yeah I mean I guess I guess there was no proof that this guy actually had a knife he just threatened yeah we don't know I mean why would you yeah well the the scary thing is is that if he does

then if he gets it out he might do something with it yeah so you don't really want him to get it out at all mm-hmm yeah yeah it's bullshit and i mean i don't really know what you can do about the mental health bit like it's not surprising that you know you'd be yeah i mean i assume it will take time it's about and that's about all without knowing why exactly he's angry about it i need more information fully give a good advice for that well just talk it it's understandable that you'd be angry though because it's it does make you feel powerless

like someone having that much power over you yeah but I mean the fact of the matter is that he did nothing wrong it's just talking to professionals about it and just yeah yeah that is what I'd advise is like try and see a therapist or a counselor or something yeah and it's not like the movies where you're supposed to like be Tom Cruise

and fight eight people at once kind of thing just talk to family friends like just be open about how you feel about it nothing wrong with being with showing weakness it's just like if you just if you need to talk about it's not even it's not showing weakness that you're just being attacked full stop in an unfair no but obviously even like showing your emotions about it it's not being weak i know but people that's if anything it's being stronger to be honest yeah i know that's what i think but clearly some people don't moon duck one says okay so i i always see these big posts where they're like jar helped me get a girlfriend or something like that.

I never thought the same would happen to me, but here we are, I guess. Also, I've always found these posts kind of cringe, but I felt obligated since I think it's JAR law, which it is. Last month I was missing the bus home, sorry, I missed the bus home from college. I was planning on going home early since my lessons had finished, but I had to wait for a later one. And so my friend was in the big computer room at the college, so I went and sat around him. He and a few buddies from one of his lessons with him,

no he's sorry he had a few buddies from one of his lessons with him and naturally I was talking to him he knows about JAR and we were joking around and somehow the truth about being borned came into conversation

my personal favorite JAR meme to which a girl who he knew but I didn't really chimes up with wait what and thinks it sounds silly about being borned the truth about being borned

yeah born a chode isn't it isn't that I mean I don't know it's really it's really difficult I've said a lot of things on the show and thinks it sounds silly but like comical in a good way so I kind of awkwardly explained it to her but we continued talking pretty much I just

I started talking to her over messages pretty much daily and we get along really well and we hang out in college every so often and it's going well and then I think hey I could try to go on a date with this girl I like her and she seems like and she seems to like me so I ask and she says yes I've got a date this Saturday with a girl that I met because of the truth about being born thanks jar I guess what do you mean you guess

then he updated it said went well lol that's a good story I like hearing this yeah same we are the cupids of YouTube we get people together yeah we are

we are love and we love each other we are the love shack the love shack Ling Jiblo says has any of the cast members been caught wanking by another member no nothing comes to my mind you found my wank material on my iPhone sorry my iPod once James is infamous confirming that's that was genuine of course it

fucking was why else would I be searching it you denied it for so long I'm so happy now I don't think actually I wasn't pleased by what I saw though I want to make that clear There was nothing there There's nothing What do you know, there's nothing No What you search? What do you mean?

For reference James went on my iPod When we were like 15 I took Alex's The iPod we filmed everything with For jokes I just instantly opened Chrome and it's just Alex's Material was there

Was it open or did you start typing On Google and wanted suggestions I opened a crime with a way to open I've got fucking a few actually that I can think of like to do with me i remember once um james came over and on the laptop that you used i think the red one um there was a porn ad open and when we minimized chrome it was there and james was like what the fuck this is this is definitely because james was the porn expert back then because he was watching since he was like eight so he was like this is from a porn website who

and then he immediately thought it was you and I was like yeah Alex where did this where did this air come from I was me that all time I vaguely remember that and I'm thinking that's like a cool memory of mine

it was from a form of porn website though it definitely was yeah the fact that I could identify it's a bit like fuck sake nah I know a really fucking cringy one it wasn't it wasn't any of you finding me though

or finding whatever it was Do you remember mum had that ancient laptop that she had for work? Yeah I think I remember It was like literally in year seven I somehow like stumbled across like Simpsons porn

I just left it open On mom's laptop For some reason And then she like called me in because she'd gone to do some work on it And it's like What is this? It was like

Homer and Marge going at it or some shit Wait Did you Did you use it or just like I don't Because year 7 is really young Yeah

I was I don't I think I mean I was too young to sit there and jerk off Um I was just kind of looking at it Just like what the But I left it open And I'm sorry That's really dumb though

How the fuck did you do that? I don't know I must have minimized it for later. I don't know. There was that one time in a school. But I got away with it, though. I lied and said it was a pop-up and mum just believe me. Nice. Nice.

There was that one time in school where it happened in fucking school of all places. What, that dude who got your phone? Um, it was in like a, oh no, it's, that one that, Mr. G He was a Mr. G lesson. And I, there was a kid behind me

who used to always the really horrible one Mr. G oh fuck yeah yeah there was a text teacher I thought you meant like a student

oh no who'd always mess of me but in a kind of not insulting way right so obviously

on this day I just happened to bring my upper touch so this was like year 8 and then he grabbed out of my hand instantly went on Chrome and it was just all there and he literally was about

to shout it out like he like found it and I was just like shit no And, like, fucking grabbed up his hands. So I was, like, so embarrassed that people might find out. Yeah.

It was really, like, vanilla stuff. So it's nothing to be, like, weird about. But it's just, like, the idea of someone screaming to shout in your... No, I remember one that was, like, cutting it super close. I don't know if you remember this, but this is actually you walking in on me. I was at my desk. Um, I was at... I'd gotten home before you.

You must have been in sick form or something. Right. Yeah. Um, and I was like, shit, I'm home in line. and you know you reach that point when masturbating when it's like can't stop now yeah it's it's the Rubicon it's you just got you gotta yeah and then I I hear Alex's footsteps coming up the stairs and I'm like oh fuck yeah and so I like put the bottom half my trousers are fucking down I put the bottom of half of my body under the death

yeah fucking Megan Fox pictures on my computer of course yeah and then you open the door and I'm like hello brother yeah nothing going on here just like really close to my desk it's like do you not you'd notice like the smell though the smell I don't really have any distinct memory I think it's just kind of an unspoken rule though yeah like it's there's a there's a high percentage chance so if it is something you really need to say was be in and out. Don't linger. Don't start exploring.

Just fucking leave. Yeah. I don't think anyone's... Oh, actually, no. You're telling me your parents never came close to catching you. Just by accident. No, I'm pretty sure they have.

They caught you? What did they say? Do they just pretend they didn't see anything? I wasn't like fapin. But I was looking. And... So they had no clue? So I think it was on a laptop on my computer

and I was just like... and obviously my my door is like there and my desk is there literally if you open the door even if you open it a slight bit you instantly see I'm pretty sure they just let my door my dad walked in I was just like click off my left I was like do you ever just like did you ever just go down the rabbit hole though on like porn hub you just like you start watching something normal and you're like okay and then you go on something else and then suddenly like you see a thumbnail that's like what the

fuck is this and you're like okay let's just see what's going on here then you go on it and it's like something fucking weird yeah but then there's something weird next and you're like okay I just need to see what is going on here like not for any sexual reason I'm actually in it for the story now not not for the story for the like the things people will do for money that's what I mean that in itself is kind of a story you go into the weird like fetish stuff like yeah quickly like cock and ball torture It's like, why you have... You have to go really down the way but hold to get there, though.

You really have to, like, go right off the defense. Well, it depends where you start, though. If you start of, like, a gangbang or something, you can get there. I've already talked about the first ever porn I've seen, haven't they? Oh, isn't it? It's probably fucked me up. Isn't the A.S. A. Kaia were, like, an anal, something? It was just, like, hardcore anal.

And I was like, this is sex? Holy shit. Why should you say AASA, Akira? That's her name? I'm pretty sure. Oh, no, it wasn't her. AASA Yeah It's spelled AASA

Yes ASA But surely that's ASA I don't know why I know this off the top of my head But I don't remember a name I'm pretty sure it was No I just remember

No it was not her I just remember the It's a JAR meme The JAR fans will probably tell us What it was It was There's probably comments on that porn video On Porn Hub

Saying oh this is Jamie's first time Yeah But um Well I forgot what I was saying I remember I remember the term Asian queen was in the title Yeah Asian queen yeah

Yeah yeah yeah and it was Brutal fucking anal See I started off really vanilla Really vanilla Mm-hmm and it's just like Mm-hmm I don't have like a memory Of that kind of thing

Because I just started with characters From movies and stuff like that Well I Celebrity is Yeah, no, I started, I started with like that sort of shit, but, um, I remember my, I heard my friend say the name, the, the name of the website Porn Hub. Right. And I was like, okay. It wasn't me.

Let's, no, it wasn't. See, I'm going to straight up, say, I think you, you guys got into actual porn before me. Really? I was super vanilla, nuts max for like years. And then, fun. I can't remember, honestly. yeah I can't remember when or how old I was or whatever but yeah no my friend said that and that and it was just this Asian Queen video was the

first video I clicked on it was like oopsie dopsy I've never been I've never been caught actually fappen just looking at one yeah it's because you don't normally you don't fat when someone can catch you it's like if you're alone you got to do it and you got to do it fast to make sure you can't get caught Mm-hmm. Yeah, anyway. But if you do it in the middle of the light, you pretty much go and continue not to get caught. Okay, Art 21724 has a question.

We-wee? I'm a bird. What the fuck? what was that he has a thing now this one's for Alex without context stand up in your chair and start flapping your arms like a bird for a few seconds

and look at whoever's sitting near you in the eyes and say with a really serious voice I am a bird you didn't say that with a very serious voice well you know you should have gone do Alex tells us the question so it doesn't make sense you should just do it

At some point you should read the question do it and just fit it in that's exactly what I just did though No because you read the question and then read the question and then do it at some point Just do it like midway through the next question or what James is saying. Yeah, I'm not saying that ruins the punchline though Doing that what? Because then you'll be expecting it No, you don't read that one out loud. Yeah, you just you read it yourself. No, but I did it first then added context So you don't know but reason the point to not add context so we are confused I thought that's the point of the question. No, I wanted to explain it

because the confusion's really out the way. No, because I'm not confused. Because when you just say, I've got a question, it will be too fucking weird to not explain. I thought that's their point. No, but they already get the entertainment of hearing your reactions. They get the fun bit out of the way

and then they get the explanation. We didn't react. We literally didn't react. We just looked. No, you would have a reaction on a video. No. Because Alex, you've done this already. Only with you.

No. Alex, when you were. say I've got a question and do it, I know what it is, so I don't have a reaction. So if you do it my way, you'd have a better reaction. That's the only ever time I've read the name, then done it. Next time, don't read the way, name, and just do it at some point. Then you get a better reaction. Jim's on my side here.

He knows what I mean. No, Jim had no clue. Yes, he did. No, you had no clue, he didn't react. I found it strange how you did that and not this. That's what I found very strange. Well, I mean, I didn't... I wasn't flying.

I was just, you know, roosting. Yeah, you were, you were a chick. not a eagle and eagle I remember when you said that eagles aren't in England I came back from the weekend once

and I was like I saw an eagle and you're like England's aren't Eagles aren't in England I probably thought that only eagle that existed was a bald eagle so see 12 year old James was hyper smart

no he wasn't 12 year James thought a civilian was someone that had been to prison Is that real I remember like using the word properly and Jones was like, what are you talking about? A civilian is someone that's been to

prison. Obviously thinking of the word convict. And I was like, oh, I actually believed you. I know. I felt proper smart saying it. It's just like, oh shit. You were so wrong. It's the only time that Jim's ever believed anything I've said.

No. No, that's that's the reason I stopped believing whatever he said. Jarling Jack says, are you going to bring back JAR plays? Maybe do a cheeky kingdom farts play-thru. The kingdom farts play for it lasts like five minutes. Why? I didn't play in that shit.

No, I'm not playing that game. It would have to be Alex by himself. He's the only one that's interested. I ain't interested. We can see the first mandatory two hours of kingdom hearts. Two. We've got a collect money. Um, I don't know how I feel about videos like that.

No. I don't want to edit them, is the main thing. I'm not editing them. Well, you've got... I could see doing streams, but none of us have good enough internet. I do. It's literally impossible for me to have good enough internet. Where I am. Um... Well, you don't stream, you'll just, you'll be in the game. Mine's the only anyone that could, really. And your Wi-Fi sometimes just commit suicide for five minutes.

It's fine for streaming. Yeah. I never had issues with that kind of thing. I streamed. People actually asked. James Howe says, Did you ever have any really intense feeling crushes in secondary school, which felt like the most important thing in the world, yet a laughable in hindsight?

Yes. Yes? Of course I did. I didn't. Really? Yeah. Definitely did. I remember more from primary school.

To be honest. Yeah. Both. I... I sort of did. I don't know. It's just like... I feel like I was a normal kid

until I reached, like, year 11. And suddenly then I just, like, couldn't talk to anyone properly, apart from my really close friends. Yeah. It's really strange, like... I don't even know how to explain it. No, I understand what you mean. Maybe it's just a Beltman thing.

man yeah it was just like one summer happened I came back to school and everything was different yeah it's just the way it goes yo see I'm the opposite I was basically that up until that time then after that I was like the opposite yeah no once once um school ended you improved a lot I became a human I was actually subhuman I was that subhuman I until that point. But like I had crushes yeah but none that I thought were like

super important. I think it's because I knew that I had no chance I was just like, let's just get rid of that. Yeah, same. Just let the Chads have their fun. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking... Chads and the Stacys can enjoy.

We are a group of gamer insoles. I don't know. I have to leave. Don't label me again. You're a gamer. You're a fucking gamer. It's in your blood. Yeah, man. I'm not a gamer. I spend more time now, not gaming than I do gaming. Everyone does. It's physically impossible to spend more time. Yeah, not all the people are paying Apex Legends and a level 100 within like a week.

They, I mean, people got to sleep, people got to eat, people got to live, you know what I'm saying? And people live by playing Apex Legends. Are we going to stop at an hour or keep going? It's up to Jamie No, it's up to you It's not up to me It's up to you No, it is up to you

Why is up to me? You're the one with obligations Tomorrow morning Obligations, what's that? Getting out of bed Boy Yeah I'm supposed you stay up to one

Anyway every day Yeah I'm cool with continuing I just need to pee We can do some more Yeah, we can do some more Okay, we'll be back after These messages

Hey, it's Mags Says Last episode James was going to talk about the anime gunslinger girl and how it affected him but Alec changed this the topic before he could finish what he was saying James care to finish your thoughts I'm here for this oh the fucking monkey scores that was a good bit that was worth disrupt in that boring I had to it was good though my own show was

fantastic basically I'm pro-adoption and because of that show that's kind of it Epic Pro adoption Yeah I don't know if anyone's anti-adoption Yeah but some people just like No I can't do that But yeah

You know I'm all for adoption And I probably will adopt one day And adopt a little chibis Don't go adopting no chibis Come on It's cheebies The good thing about adopting

Is that you can Choose a name Your favourite name ever and then you can choose whether to have a boy or a girl you can choose basically anything yeah very any race I know

that's fucked up if you like choose one race over another though okay okay do we want to do a serious one yes we can do I'm all for serious conversations Jim that's your vote

yeah okay Porky Bunn says reposting this because of how serious it is. I'm writing this as I'm watching the news report of the shooters here in New Zealand. They targeted two mosques.

The first, I believe, shooting of this kind in New Zealand. One of the shooters was live streaming to Facebook and was saying, subscribe to PewDiePy. I was wondering on your thoughts I was wondering it on your thoughts on one, New Zealand as a whole and two, the state of four slash

8chan, where one posted before it started. And the whole PewDie slash blaming video games in creators for acts like this. Okay. We should break this down first. Do we want to talk about the event? Because there's a lot of information.

No? There was a shooting in New Zealand and it was bad. Well, first of all, it's heartbreaking that that country had an event like this. Especially the ties we have to it. Like... Yeah. It blows my mind that the world is in such a fucked state that a country like New Zealand that is so removed from everything like that.

that something like this can happen there just the perfect target in a way yeah I mean it's just nowhere is good anymore at least they're taking immediate steps to you know prevent it happening again

yeah no that is very good but I mean why did it have to happen in the first place but the answer is it didn't there's like it did no I mean there's a lot of reasons why it happened there's very clear path of why it happened why did it happen so the

the news that's come out is it was a lone guy it was one guy who did it all it was like an australian guy right no apparently he was australian i think it was australian he was australian um basically sang it like his father died of cancer and then after that he like traveled the world went to india pakistan all of the middle eastern countries came back to new zealand and then you know was a path to doing that that still doesn't explain why he does it well you can't explain why he was insane and I mean the fact that he was saying memes

yeah he'd given up on life and he wanted to make it political I guess no you just it's almost like joker level where it's like he just knew the chaos he could create and it was like here you go it's have fun it's sickening though because it no it's bad for both sides I mean, obviously, because it makes people that...

You mean both political sides? Both every side. I mean, you can disagree with the religion all you want. But to do something like that is just heinous. Well, yeah, it makes you a total hypocrite because, like, if you truly do hate extreme, like, religious terrorism, doing something like that is no... It's no better. I mean, I think all religions are capable of being...

being like turned into an extreme or turning someone extreme I mean yeah because certain personalities will have will just take any reason to do something like this and that that person that same person if he'd have grown up in a place where Isis is he'd probably be in Isis right now wanting to commit acts like this hmm because it's just people with that mindset you know what date did this happen again I think it was on my birthday was it all reported on my birthday so it was probably but New Zealand has a different time zone

would it have been the next day by then fucking confusing I'm not sure it was either the 14th or 15th point being right okay so there's a lot to this he obviously used 8chan and he posted on Twitter this very long paragraph of load of stuff it was very very motivated he was massively influenced by the all white like really hardcore white

that that's that's exactly what i mean though like this this person was looking for an excuse to do a horrible thing and he found that through videos basically yeah supporting it basically saying that you know Muslims were the problem basically that's kind of that's why he targeted mosques was very basically Muslims aren't the problem extremist views of the problem extremist views of the Having extremist views against Muslims is the problem. Having extremist views against people that aren't Muslims are the problem. Extremism is the problem. Yeah. Pretty much. Like everything, like, I imagine you've seen like his guns he used.

No. I didn't want to, I just saw the new articles and it's like, fuck. There's a, there is a, there's a big article somewhere that explains all of it in really extensive detail. I would link it, but I don't, I tried to find it, but I couldn't, but he had my memes written all over his guns. He had references to political agreements in Eastern Europe. Really, really in-deaf shit.

He wasn't just, I wouldn't say he's just like one of these normal people who goes to a scorn shoots up. He was really deep into it and he was making a point of having it win over every single gun he had. It's so, it's disgustingly just

horrible. It was going to happen eventually though. I'm honestly surprised that it never has been like this extreme before i mean it's exactly what um the extremists want they want for the right like the far right to become extremist against them so they commit the same atrocities so they they feel even more just in doing things against um non-believers i i did feel for putapy um yeah after that because imagine being lumped in and and genuinely having

journalists and these websites honest to God put blame on you for someone committing something like that I saw a thing saying that no journalist actually did I literally read one

okay no it was the article I read I can't remember it was on some shitty website I wasn't very familiar with but I read through it and it was like look we're not saying

that it happened because of him but remember when he did this remember when he did that and it was like Like, fuck you. I can't believe you're actually using this as a platform to try and put this guy down. And the, the worst thing is, it makes it, it makes politics even worse because like, now, um, you, it's, like, if you agree with any right wing sentiment, you're now, someone like this, you're lumped in with, oh, right. Yeah.

When it's like, no, I can have these, or anyone can have a conservative opinion about something, completely irrelevant. But because you have that one opinion, it means you're an alt-right, you're part of the reason people commit atrocities like this. And it's just not true. I mean, it says in big letters when you first go on 4chan, nothing on this website should be taken seriously or believed. I guess people just, they get into it. Most people, most people do just treat it as like a, a meme, just playground, where it's just, it's just funny. It's so over the top, it's comical most of the time. Yeah.

The dangerous thing is you have these people that aren't right and they, they're almost not intelligent enough to not take it literally. and you get people like this I mean I'm no fucking expert but it's just like my opinion but obviously the question was about New Zealand as a whole I mean I can't wait to go back yeah I want to go there tomorrow

in relation to the shooting what I know is the guns they have relatively strict gun like you can get licenses and you can buy guns well they've they've got a big um hunting uh quite fake community but all of the stuff most of the stuff he had on his guns were all imported from america really yep so all of those big mags and stuff but i mean they they're already reacting and i'm sure they already react to which is great laws changing as a result

of it so no they they said immediately like gun laws are going to become way more harsh because it was the right thing to do something hadn't happened like the murder just in general is incredibly rare on the island so 50 people being slaughtered

all at once I remember a couple months ago seeing a joke about New Zealand police they never have anything serious to deal with blah blah like the most serious thing

they've dealt with is like a goose like biting someone or some shit hot fuzz yeah yeah and to go from that to this

it's just the state of no it's the state of the world it's a state of extremism politics yeah to me it seems like New Zealand's equivalent of that horrendous attack on Norway nearly a decade ago

remember that one there's like the movies about it it was a similar affair just one guy going in because just the country being so lax and everything and they were just able to kill so many people. The thing is it it's almost because of the internet

as well. Because the whole world is becoming like it's not so much New Zealand is its own place. You know? It's like it's now a part of the world and they get information from America and from England

and from Europe. They get that same information like no matter what. Asia in the Middle East. everywhere is so connected that you can get these sort of organized things happening yeah you can organize yeah I don't know what

really needs to be done or what can be done about that well I mean you can't do you can't stop those events but you can stop the influence from those events you can stop them happening by

suppressing extremist views that's the only way do that though that's the point well it's such a slippery slope as well because if you stop people giving their opinions that's a really dangerous place to go you it's a it's it's that like circle isn't it where some people feel like they're not being listened to or they feel like they can't say what they're thinking so they go to these like message boards and shit and then and then it just kind of spirals from there I'm gonna say right now I think right not like politically we're in a really dangerous time because

far white like views you so you can get you can get them so easy now it's so easy to be influenced by them it's the same on the left it's it's crazy because i mean you you have a country that was typically racist like america back in the 60s and prior um but now they are connected to everywhere else yeah and not that i mean there's obviously this stuff that happened in um what was that place called like charlottesville or something in america that was super extremist stuff so So there's clearly that sort of thing going on, like leftovers from the racism in America. But that place has, those kind of people have a platform to speak. Yeah, and they have... Being the internet. And then people from other countries can hear it.

Yeah. Which couldn't happen before the internet. It's like the shooter, he was directly influenced by those people in America. Yeah. All of the big white-wing YouTubers in America, he walked. The thing is, there's a different. between a right-wing YouTuber and someone that kills people exactly because who's to say

that he wouldn't have done it in a school or something if he hadn't have been influenced it's just as bad if he'd have gone and killed 50 people anywhere else yeah but he was influenced to make it racially kind of yeah yeah do you not think there you guys keep saying it's like the worst time. No, I believe me personally, I think we're in a dangerous point politically. In terms of the entire world, I think James is right.

You go on YouTube and you can just straight up find quite far white stuff that's promoting extremism. It's the same with left stuff. It's there. It's so, it's more mainstream. It's so difficult because it's like one step to the right

and then it makes the left act like more radically. and then it goes further and further. Yeah, but how much of the discussion that actually goes down and all of the screaming and white noise is just people complaining on their phones and then the next day they never even think or talk about it again. Well, that's the majority.

But all it takes is one person to fuck things. What about like how sensationalized the whole reaction to everything is everything's always like you only ever read about the scary shit so proportionally like that's a part of it because if this had happened in the 60s nobody would even know about it here yeah things stayed local that that's what I mean like things things like this horrible events like this have been happening in the world yeah I mean every year for you know hundreds of years yeah thousands of years

the whole time humans have existed horrible shit has gone down there's there's horrible shit that isn't even talked about because the people that are doing the horrible shit are in power yeah that's what I'm saying that's why I don't I don't agree with the idea that like it's the worst time

to be alive well we're so just like you can't say anything anymore it's like no no what I think is you're saying that all of these things have happened in history around the way we wouldn't know but now the fact that everyone knows so when people see this stuff people of the same views are going to support that and then they're going to be I think we're learning a new way to communicate as people and that this is the growing pains

and the weird it's unnatural it shouldn't this I joke about group think a lot but this is the fucking problem that comes with people thinking as a group like you look at the thing that happened in Charlottesville whatever the fuck that place is called it's like there was like a march yeah it was it was a KKK march like just straight up um white supremacist Nazis oh yeah okay yeah yeah I remember I think it's this group think mentality where it's like people egg each other on and if if if the person next to me is doing something wrong that makes it okay for me to do something wrong like you and that's just not the case it don't have to go far to see videos of these people fighting each other literally just fighting their opposition

And that's so easy to get. That's not good. We shouldn't be in a world where we can just go access that like that. It's freedom of information though. Like, would you prefer that stuff be hidden so people aren't allowed to see that? No. And the government control what you're allowed to see and not see? It's really tricky.

But, no, I think people should stand for themselves more. And they should treat everybody as an individual and not. It's like people think as a group and then they treat everyone else in their separate groups. And it's like us against the world. You know? I just think when it comes down to it at the end of the day, most of it is just white noise. Most of it is just nothing.

Most of it is, but then you get these people like this. That's when it's not white noise and there's bodies. And it's what? It's not white noise, but the response has been quick and important and that real changes have happened because of it. No, that's because. it's in New Zealand. If it was in America, there wouldn't be any changes, Alex.

There'd nothing but change. But then that turns into a different issue, whereas that's just an America problem. That's their thing. Yeah. Then it comes into their constitution and all of their, you know, things that, and that's, that's a debate in and of itself, which is worth having. It's not, it's not something that's fixable. You cannot fix it. It's too many impossible to fix any of the issues. We just need people to be independent.

people no one's independent though it's like people are inherently cowardly and they they just want to be in a group where everybody fit where like I'm comfortable here because maybe I was shunned from another place but these people even though originally I may not have been racist but or whatever the fuck your extremist views are or not even extreme views you go to the people you think it's like it's it even boils down to like the first fucking people may really like one movie and hate a sequel to it and then if somebody likes the sequel that group attacks the group of people like with star wars it's the same fucking mentality obviously is that that might not cause a shooting but it does get political though

is the point yeah look at captain marvel that's heavily politicized everything that incredible's too yeah you people don't treat others as individuals individuals. It's like if you like Star Wars, you're an SJW fucking moron. There are people that hate me because of that video I made on that show. Exactly. That's what I mean. I hate me as a person. Yeah. When it's, they're not treating you as an individual that likes that movie. It might even be a guilty pleasure for you. Wait, it's, it's just sickening. And I think I personally find it dangerous.

And if, if you think for yourself, you're going to treat other people as, you're, you're going to, you're going to treat other people as, People that think for themselves, you know? The other part of this question was 8chan slash 4chan. It's hard to talk about that. There's so much of 4chan and 8. Well, I don't know anything about 8chan, but it's just like people that enjoy something going to the same place. There's specific boards. There's so many boards.

Like anime. People that enjoy, they're not doing anything. The anime, people aren't going to go shoot up a mosque. They're just there to talk about anime. Same with the people, some guy on the charity suggested the art board because there's good stuff on there. I've used it before. Some of the boards are just great friendly places to just talk about like-minded stuff. I like browsing it sometimes because I genuinely find it so fucking funny.

What do you browse? What boards? Um, the most cancerous ones, I... Okay, so you're saying the ones that the problem, pole B. Yeah, one's like that That's the bad That's terrible That's where all of just the whole ball

That's this person This shooter was influenced by pole He was a pole person Yeah, I know he was That's where the issue is That's where this type of stuff happens But what, so you're posing to ban No, I'm not, I know

Don't ban anything But that's where it comes from So obviously there's a problem there But that's because You know That's how it Internet is, because all these people are going there to discuss this stuff. All it takes is one person to do something crazy.

Yeah. And it doesn't matter about the thousands or hundreds of thousands or millions of other people that don't do that, it's about that one. And because the news likes sensationalism and... I mean, it gets views. Yeah, people are interested in it. People read about it. I'm sure because of this now a lot, a lot of people know about New Zealand probably didn't even know about it, like, especially in America.

Yeah, I saw a tweet saying, right, I didn't even know New Zealand was a place. Yeah. I'm going to go against that, actually. I think when these stuff happens, it goes away too quickly. Like, the first day it happens. It's the news, yeah, of course. The first day it happens, it's going to be headline news. The next day people are more going to care about a cat a day.

I don't like that. No, that, that, that, yeah. Yeah, that is a good point. I mean... This... This tell... It's what the... The kids that survived one of the shootings in America,

they're like... I say a kid, but he's probably older than me. It's like what they advocate for us. Like, we shouldn't stop talking about this. But the thing is, we all will. It's like just the way society is. We just move from thing to thing. And we get pissed off for a day and then...

Yeah. It's a cycle of... You're so sad. It's so tragic. Oh, cats. Funny Cats on YouTube. That's it. Gone. This tragic.

that should have... Well, yeah, it's like scrolling through Twitter. It'll be a tweet about the shooting in New Zealand. You said it was on that day? Yeah. No, since then I haven't seen a single tweet about it. One day, that's it. 50 people dead, that's it.

They get one day of tweets. That's fucking just pathetic. It's like... How can we implement change for the future to be better if you forget about it after a day? Mm-hmm. How is anyone going to remember it? I mean, the people...

The people in the country won't forget that. No. The world will. You can't blame someone in like Switzerland for not thinking it's the end of the world. Yeah. I'm not saying about it. I mean like people in America that get really heated every time there's a shooting. It's like why are you not talking about this constantly or actively trying to change it?

If you act this passionate about this problem, why not? It's just, it's that classic fucking. keyboard warrior thing. I mean, half of it is just it's just people screaming into a void. So do you not find that a bit fake though? If people get...

Yes, that's why you just don't take part in it. It's like, um, if if we were to go on Twitter and scream about Brexit every other day when we didn't even vote, you know, or we didn't even fucking know what it meant. Yeah. That would be unjust.

And it's what these people are doing. Like, if you've got to take matters into your own hands in a way when it comes to your own country because I mean we can't change New Zealand but they can and we can't change America but America

can. It's the point of when these things happen you need to actually do something about it and wally and actually continue fighting for better instead of just forgetting about it. No but the hierarchy of things an average person cares about things like that are not

the top. Well, no, because we're so infusing our life of just consume things we like that we just don't. It's not that. It's not that. It's more that, well, tomorrow I've got to get up, go to work. And then go home and have fun. Go to take kids to school. Got to make sure they've done their homework. And the more immediate thing

is in the forefront. Well, the thing is that is important. But I mean, if there's a risk your kid is going to fucking die at school, then you should probably be active about it. But again, we're in the UK.

We can't do anything. Yeah, that's what I was saying earlier. Well, we've got our own issues here. Yeah. At least guns aren't an issue in this country. They are. There's no shootings now than ever. Not to the extent, you know.

Not to the same extent, but there's shootings on a somewhat monthly basis. There's multiple people, like. There is a difference between gun crime and shootings. Like mass shootings Mass shootings, yeah, but they're still like shootings to the point where like a few people are dead, you know. It's becoming a big issue here and, you know,

you can kind of tell why. It's tricky as well because weaponry is advancing. No, I'm just not scary in the future of how like how much more severe it could get with how weaponry advances. Like you think that the Vegas shooting, that guy literally had a, had complete legal stuff

but he had a stock that made it from shoot faster. That was legal at the time. Yeah, I think it's still legal. That's the stock in it turns a gun into a bloody machine gun board line. How, what's it going to be like in the future in 10 years? Yeah. When these, I mean, when little guns can just do incredible damage. Yeah.

I don't know, I'm depressing. Again, we're not experts, but it's just like... I know enough about reference to know that that shit's crazy now. Like, that's... It's only going to get worse. I think in general we're not heading to good times it's all going downhill

and it's only going to get worse and nobody's going to do anything about it now so what's going to happen in 10 years when it's 10 times worse I mean it's a cliche to say but to have like an American president be elected that is someone like Donald Trump is...

It's terrifying. It's not right. And that that shows just in a type of dangerous situation we're in when he's the leader of the most powerful country in the world and has access to nuclear weapons and he's talking about on Twitter, that's dangerous.

And do you know what? Should I throw it out there? What? I don't know if I should. I don't know what you're going to say. Can't read your mind. I've thought about it a bit. I think like, I think the further we get from World War II,

the more like people forget about it, so now they throw around all this hardcore political stuff because they don't realize the actual effects of that type of event. It's tricky because I mean some people would say the stuff that happened in World War II was good.

It's like they haven't forgotten. But I'd say in general people now just don't really know what the horrors of World War II and what it actually did for the world and we're getting further away and it's like the more we're getting closer to it. There's more political.

extremism than ever. It's a global issue and we're getting further away, we're getting closer to it It's doing it again. If you don't learn from our history, if you don't learn from our mistakes We're gonna repeat them and that's where we're heading and that's all we're most of what's gonna happen We're gonna end up in a whole war and millions of people will die What it? You just don't know if it's an echo chamber or not but I mean Yeah, I'm I tend to not think It's quite as extreme bad everything's gonna be fucking, everything's fucked kind of

like nihilist almost approached everything. I wouldn't I mean there's there's room for us to improve there is how we improve for it. I feel like just like giving up and just saying that everything's fucked and like what James is saying

is right though we should just look back yeah you learn from history yeah and we're not we're definitely not you look back of the thousands of years of history and you'll say the same thing over and over again. We'll be back after these messages. Your point of nihilism, or whatever it's good.

Nileism. I don't see it like that. I'm not just like, oh, the world's fucked so I can't care, whatever it is. I just know we're not, we're heading bad and we're completely powerless. We cannot do anything. That's pretty nihilistic. Okay, that's what I mean. When you actually think about, all I can talk about is my experience and my existence in the world and the things I've, you know. Yeah. And what I see in the 25 years I've been alive is that our society's got much better.

Like really quickly. Yeah, it's been extremely. Quality of life is extremely good. My mum was alive in the 60s and 70s. My parents were alive in the 60s and 70s. Peak Cold War. Yeah, I mean, Cold War, you look at what was happening in... Well, think about the kind of conversations that were happening then.

I'm sure they were way more doom and gloom than they are now. You even look at the opinions of our grandparents and they're a bit... And the things they say. Yeah. Like, we have... I feel like... When you think, like, there has been racism basically in the entirety of time before recently, things have happened just boom, you know?

Mm-hmm. Like, the fact that people, there are white people that exist that aren't racist now is pretty fast. That's what I mean, like, and it hasn't even been 100 years since World War II. yeah we think we're so much more like intelligent and advanced than we actually are we need to cool it a minute yeah and actually appreciate what is happening and take the good with the bad because of course there's always going to be bad but that's all anyone focuses on what about how how this technology that these horrible people are getting together and using has affected the entire world as a whole it's

completely revolutionized everything you you hear so much about shootings and stuff but then there's like what about the pride marches and all these places where if that had happened a long time ago they would have been fucking beaten and

what I mean? Not even a long time ago like a short time ago. That's what I mean yo you have a point but I mean I think you're right about growing pains the thing is it's hard to know where it's going we don't know it can get worse it can get better

we're not going to know to me I feel like the number one issue with humanity is just how many of us there are and the projections of you know to me that seems like a number one issue above all else no I think those issues and like you know climate change

they're the things we need to focus on because that will end all of us that's it we will all die no need to wipe our guns if we're all going to die yeah whatever but that comes a big issue

because governments are controlled by oil companies so it's like fuck it can't do anything anyway yeah we'll see extreme things will happen like China will just like collapse in like an earthquake or something and then countries will really quickly be like

shit and put all of their stuff into like fixing things and you know I mean it'll probably be too late by then there you go so I mean nihilism nihilism I'm not nillism it's too late we're fucked no yeah I don't think the right thing to do is to act like

it's too late it doesn't it doesn't fix anything it doesn't help at all but just just just always think be better you know you got to keep and improving. If you advocate with something, you advocate it all the time and you do your bit to help.

And the whole Pudypie blaming video games and creators thing? The video game thing. It's just kind of the end product of it. It's the perfect way to tie it back into sort of like pop culture and kind of blame it on. Games are bad. It's just this generation's equivalent to like rock music being... Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous though.

Um, because, like, games, um, games and games media are made by, in general, people that are very left wing. Mm-hmm. And to blame those is kind of funny. Shows a complete lack of understanding of it, of any of it. Like, I mean... But again, it gets clicks, maybe. Yeah. It gets clicks from both sides.

It's people that are anti-video games and people that love video games. Yeah. That's why they make these articles. So I don't read them I don't consume Who the fuck even reads articles in 2019 What No one

That's why they do it Yeah So then they can get screenshots On Twitter So then people Send their like audience To go and hate on them Which they don't care

Because it's you know Clicks and views And whatnot You know recently I've I don't actually want to use Twitter anymore I've been feeling that way as well I just don't like it anymore I'm way ahead of you guys

I fucking I said this like it ages ago. Yeah, you did. I'm winning myself off. I'm going to say it. I'd prefer Normies. I prefer Facebook Normies. You prefer Normies.

Because they're just innocent like, but then there's just... No, they're the same people we were just complaining about. Oh yeah. People that get caught up in the daily news cycle and then just move on. Follow people you like on Instagram

and only see that stuff. Yeah, I just like Twitter for just discuss. on things that don't matter yeah I don't want to see all this you know politicized shit all the time yeah I want to see clips of Street Fighter and yeah funny things that happened in Breath of the Wild or whatever is that clearly not the problem no I don't think it is like switching it off if you're gonna advocate for something advocate for it mm-hmm but I mean it's just hard to

void on Twitter now. It's so fucking tricky. There's, like, everything is right and everything is wrong. Like, the amount of what you do. I think if everyone owned a drift car, they'd probably be world peace, let's be honest. If everyone

would just go out on the toe again and drift their thousand power cars. There was a lot of people would die, so. Well, people would die and think about them. Difting, they're very organized. They don't die. If everyone's... If everyone did it. If everyone do it. They'll be waiting. I don't even know how to drive. They'll be waiting at the start.

The person would go and then you go again. So it'd be no collisions. It would everyone would be happy. I would crash into a tree and die. That's your fault then. Well, I don't know how to drive. Anyway, um, I think we've said enough. I feel like I contradicted myself. Every time. Yeah. I do. I don't know. I just find it like, it's just really, really tricky. Because the world has never been like this. I mean, like, the difference between 1700 and, 1600 is like they were just fucking getting diseases

and eating shit or whatever the fuck they did back then yeah and like but now it's like in the space of a hundred years technology is just and weaponry is exponentially improved

yeah I just like humoring the option that maybe perhaps maybe in a hundred years things might be even better Yeah Like that is That is an option That is possible

You don't know What's going to happen in the future Just look a hundred years in the past Yeah But I don't think it's like I completely forgot my You don't think it's like Mama

We've just talked about so many things in such a short space of times. My mind is like, I want to go to bed. It's midnight. I just find the whole thing quite frustrating. Yeah, I get annoyed at it.

It's like, it's just unnecessary. Every person on Twitter thinks they have too much value. Yeah. Yeah, no, for sure. I mean, we probably do

right now. Not really. We're not, we're not like, we're just talking on a podcast that people can choose to listen to or not. Yeah. but I

I think it's unnecessary that 50 people had to die or 49 obviously yeah it But what kind of things happen through

his entire The entirety of history Horrible heinous stuff Yeah but we didn't hear about There is not No These type of things Wouldn't have been

People never had fucking AR 15s In history Shotguns Until now And And And

And And And And And And And And

people wouldn't be written in history. Well, it has been. There's always been murderers instead. Quite a few more than 50. It's been... Yeah, but those big ones, but someone... 50 people dying wouldn't have been in history books. That just isn't, because that was so normal back then.

Well, it depends what we're talking about. I feel like we're going around in circles now. We are, and we should just finish it by saying that we're all very excited for Animal Crossing coming out this year, and we're all going to do a review on it. Animal Crossing will bring world peace, question mark? I'd be curious to read what comments think anyway. Okay, no, we went

They made it as far Yeah They're gonna hate it We went super hard politically In that, you know It was after the hour point We are part of the problem That's fair

So basically What we're saying is Nothing Yeah Everything that's already been said Each one of us Are just repeating things That have been said

By other people And probably more intelligent people so you don't got the best picks out of us three though so ooh yeah I'm done I reckon I'm not I want to talk about

I like talking now we're done that's episode 1 5 of 8 everybody big thanks again to the patrons the patrons yeah I almost said it myself because James has fucked it

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