JAR Media Posdact - PigBoil Tradition - JARCast Episode 312

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:30 Housekeeping (Evil Jarling Update) 20:36 The Liger Tug 36:02 Mid Break 45:50 Reddit Questions: Recent Cases of Gamer Rage 51:07 Thoughts on Hogwarts Legacy Controversy 1:02:26 Avatar Fancast Segment: Our Theories and Predictions for Seed Bear Bearer 1:07:44 The Deepfake and AI Problem 1:17:27 Patron Segment

Hello everyone. Welcome to this episode of the Jarmaidja podcast. No idiot gym today. Stupid. I'm your host James. Today I'm joined by Alex and Alex. Some call me Spide. He is known as Spide.

How are you doing, bro? How are you? Um, thirsty. thirsty drinking out of showing off my new uh your new mug my new swag yeah you got some swag what do you reckon local potter if it's a local potter then i i will support it it was beautiful an old old air school it was in and god it was lovely i got a goblet and i got this what did you mean you got a goblet what about that sentence confused you what would you mean you got a goblet you got a goblin No, goblet. A goblet. A goblin?

A gob-bint. A gob-bint. Ah, goblint. Glob-bint. Glob-bint. Globint of fire. The globular of fire. The bint of fire.

Oh. You need to stop doing that, though. You need to stop doing that. Doing what? Like that. Drinking out of my delicious potter. No, making those noises. No, making those noises.

What, the laugh? Everyone loves the laugh. No. Everyone who knows the laugh. Can you do that laugh? You've never tried, though, have you? I can't do it, no. It's kind of a spidery sort of laugh, isn't it? You could imagine it deep in a cave, deep in a tunnel, deep in a...

A chest of jaws. The goblin giggle. oi oi oi oi bloody hell what's going on down there what you doing ah huh huh oh look you decided to show up bloody hell oh bloody no what is this god and i thought i was the spider and you went the one fucking way idiot you went the one fucking way no no i knew i was coming God, ain't a... Ain't fooling for that shit.

Fool me once. Fool me twice? Fool me once? Shane once bide. Fool me twice? I've been trying out a new exercise where... It's actually exhausting.

Every way you go, you've got to go on four limbs. One of my Instagram reels was someone on a beach, like, sprinting on all fours. Well, that's what I'm trying to build up to because you get that sort of like, wolf energy.

you know what I'm saying especially if a full moon is out you get those yeah yeah that's when you don't be sick though you're either going to go be sick or you're going to have the wolf out yeah but yeah sorry for being a little bit late I was just dog walking my way over wolf walking now I got dog hair

all in my plaster good sign right that would be a good title dog hair in the plaster or wolf's hair energy no that's actually quinge Wolf hair energy Here's a hard fact

People don't want to admit Um energies don't exist What do you mean You know like large phallis energy Oh no that doesn't exist at all Or like like wolf energy Not real Energy is around us

It binds us We are all energized We are all energy with a tea Well Good afternoon, morning, evening on light, everybody Welcome to the JAR Media podcast

Episode 312 I'm your host Alex joined by Jim and James Uh, should I say Spide? Um, who knows? You shouldn't? Uh, want to shout at the JAR Media

Patrions that make the uh, audio versions possible and get their names red in the first or second week of each month as attached to the end of this episode beautiful it's a beautiful Friday night we're full of chicken and pork um oh we got stuff man really we got stuff i ain't got nothing i've i've been trying to live like a nomadic like a nomadic sort of

lifestyle. I've been trying to live a bit more nomad. Yeah. You just dog walk from zone to zone. Trying to sort of capture the outposts and scout out the areas. Yeah. I get my compass. Deactivate the magnetism and I just spin the arrow and follow.

Do you just walk in a circle? Deactivate the magnetism. What of the planet? Huh? No, in the compass. Yeah, of the compass. Doi. What do you?

I don't think you can deactivate the magnet in a compass. But if you want to do that. That's what campus is. Wait, if you just get like a toothpick and then draw like an air around and spin it. Yeah. Spin the bay blade. Chose that. A babe blade.

Do you remember it? Do you remember? When Bay Blades first came on the scene? Yes. I remember being so jealous of those who had the Babeblades. It's like watching an awe, like, robot wars, but, like, achievable, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And people, like, placing bets in the playground. Do you remember we got, like, the Poundland ones? Bro, you got the Poundland ones? I didn't even get those. You weren't interested, man. I was. I was so jealous of the fucking... Do you remember it, though, bro?

It was like a transformer, a bit of a Bayblade. Not really. Oh. maybe only you got one no no I have a feeling it was actually yours oh yeah guys

we have an ongoing saga we need to address in the housekeeping section which to Is it the evil darling It is the evil jarling? Oh for fuck sake I'm sorry guys but it has to be done for those who require context

as oi-doy-o-doe said in a comment I think you should start giving a brief overview of the subjects discussed in housekeeping it sometimes makes it very difficult to jump into a new episode if you're not caught up on all the jar-law I missed a few episodes and was completely lost in the whole evil jarling segment so yeah this is something I've been a little bit stuck with in terms of like housekeeping something

okay truthfully if you're going to do that you might as well to kill housekeeping no but that's the thing I feel like there is part of it where it is like that where it's like an ongoing conversation so it's almost like back and forth yeah but it does as this commenter says hurts onboarding um which i think we've just kind of accepted at this point no we've accepted that if if someone has to they have to be afraid of missing and all they don't consume at all no i'd almost say it's it's more um like like you know when you get to the end of a really good show and then there's the like bit at the end of the end And it's like

The T's for the next one Yeah The Clifhanger Yeah it's like the inverse of that Do you know what I mean It's like dark souls It's like dark souls where you've got to put the bits together Like you're getting part of the story

But do you know what I mean So you're kind of saying Like we're kind of like the Dark Souls of podcast Yeah man Yes But yeah the evil jarling The evil slider The evil

What was the other one? wrestler what there was like a evil wrestler I think I've missed a few episodes I didn't know what have I missed now what was it the evil mighty remember what the fuck are you on about um go on try and just break down the story like so basically I don't how um really a jarling a jarling a jarling used his patron name to stage a fake jar meetup in

Perth, Australia. One person showed up and this person didn't have money to watch Avatar 2 so he conned the jarling into making him buy the tickets for Avatar 2

and then... And then ghosted him. And then ghosted him and went off before the, like, as the movie ended and then he has written in to explain his adrenaline and descent into madness while we judge him but at the same time he's paid more for his jar patron subscription than the tickets

of avatar too yeah um it's kind of like an ongoing saga this is like you know it's like the mc u you can't just jump into civil war and expect to be up to date yeah you got to watch you go to the research beforehand you know it's down to the audience to be caught up yeah you need to watch every episode of she hulk If you want to know what's happening here. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, Jampu return says, I'm calling BS on the evil jarling.

It's too theoretically written. No one talks like a real villain. Also, as for the not answering your phone technique, I do a bit of a spin on that. If it's someone calling who is not in my contacts, I'll answer the phone and just not say anything. Whatever. That's a relevant Jampu returns.

No, he's completely correct. No, it's not irrelevant. It was relevant to last episode, but we're talking about the evil jarling right now. Like Bone M69, evil jarling isn't real, and he can't hurt you. And Jake said, the evil slider is a genuine psychopath, whether the story is fake or not. That's what I'm connecting to with this. No, it's all bullshit, because this is just, as I said before, someone wanting to spin. We've made too many jokes about ARGs for people not to be making it.

ARGs. Well, my thing is like, for us, it's a win-win. You know? Is it? We get an L-O-L story out of it. We get an R-O-F-L story out of it.

So, we're good, either way. If this guy wants to be like a genuine psycho and fake conversations with himself for us to talk about it, then... It's all content, bro. But, Which on that note, the original person who's been writing this in, Chris Peacock, is his name.

Fake-haired's name. Which I only twigged sounds like Krispy Kock. Because of another comment. Real ass name. Yeah. I've just been reading it in pure earnest as Chris Peacock, like the bird. You know? Yeah.

So I completely missed that. So that's another sort of chink in the armour, as it were. But he left a bit of feedback saying, Hey, lads, just a quick update about the evil jarling. I've posted a set of screenshots from my direct correspondence with him on the subreddit, and we've planned a redemption meetup to set things right. Do you have any questions that I should ask him on your behalf when I meet him face to face? I've got a question.

Are you real? That's what I was going to say. um the only way I can possibly believe this is if you do your meetup in Khan and then we will watch it

we will fly to the UK yeah fly to the UK but we will interrogate you individually yeah for your stories and then you can meet each other yeah

you have to arrive separately you have to give us IDs how about all your bank account information. What about this? What if we had a group call on Discord, the five of us? We record it and we media this conversation. That's one option.

But they're planning to meet up. I'm going to read these. Yeah, but one alternative that we've never contemplated is this is these two people know each other and they're like doing a joke. I think this is the makings of a serial killing. where this this guy this evil jarling

he progresses his plan and he makes this and cheerios I'm gonna let's meet up evil giling and crispy cock meet up and because they're posting

about it and they're saying oh anyone can come and see the the throwdown and it's that's like an ALG it would be like a

Logan Paul KSI type thing yeah so that these these this crispy cock and this evil jarling are there so these other giling show up

but it's actually like a, it's a killing. We do have a strangely large demographic in Australia for some reason, so if you are available in Perth, go to the location and just spy on them. Don't, I reveal yourself. We need eyes on the inside, yeah? So yeah, they've been, these two guys have been DMing each other on Reddit, right? So I'm going to read this chat, starting with Crispy Cox and this,

to the evil jarling. I'm absolutely sick of being taunted by my favourite podcast with your comments being read out let's just stop all this now I'm absolutely over it evil jarling I haven't even had a chance to listen to it yet dude what did they say lull Chris Chris James said you're a bad person not really seeing how this is so funny man I see the humor in it but it's hard to fully laugh when it's happened to me directly the evil jarling okay so the jar member that's wrong about everything thinks I'm bad. I must be freaking epic then. LMAO. I just saw your post. Are you really upset or

are you milking this for attention? Look at me. I got robbed. Times 10. Can't we just make up and get a drink or something? Wait, wait. Who's the one that just tossed shade at James? The evil jarling. The evil jarling. It isn't his name. No, but you know, he's also accusing us of robbing him. What does he mean he got robbed? Who robbed him besides? No, Chris No, this is evil jarling is saying he got bobbed. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. That's the evil jarling.

Yeah, that was Chris. No, that was. That was the evil jarling. Yeah. How did he get robbed? Yeah, no, he's saying, we bobbed him. His whole thing is that he robbed. See, this is, the guy can't even keep a strange story.

He's confusing which character he's playing. But seeing as the evil jarling proposed to get a drink, Chris replied, I would honestly like that. And I'm willing to look past all this to get a resolution and just hang out. If you're serious, then. Where will we go? The evil jarling. In the spirit of redemption and moving forward, how about we meet at the same spot,

at the city cactus, and have the day we should have had? No movie this time, loll. Chris said, Would you be willing to meet up next Wednesday? That's my one day off work. I'd be in the area anyway. How about 1 p.m. by the cactus, the evil jarling?

I don't have a job. So I can do any time, really. Let's do it. I'll pay this time. Smiley face with a wink This guy Has no job can pay us Which is no accusing us of robbing him

And I was going to pay this If he exists He is the type of person Who would be a Cryptocurrency like bro Yeah Yeah A doge coin bro

Yeah I'll pay this time Winking Smiley Face Chris said actually What about Thursday night In the same spot 5, 530 timeish? something's come up but I work in the city so we can hang right after I clock off

the evil jarling stop stop organizing meetups on the jar ready you're gonna get yourself fucking killed please stop the evil jarling fuck it let's go will this be open to other Perth jarlings to come I'm down Chris they're teaming up they're pulling the same yeah this is what I mean they're serial killers in cahoots trying to kill jarling charlings yeah it's actually like Joe Rogan spies like trying to

Chris says I mean No one else turned up The first time When you made me wait But a jarling in the comments said They would have come if it wasn't boxing day The final message

He-he From the evil jarling No no This evil jarling is evil He's evil But also possibly not even will This is just a fake test He's goblin

You know what Another possibility this guy did the the meetup thing right yeah on the Patreon no one came

no that guy did no in reality no one came yeah yeah no one came and he was like bummed out yes he needed to justify his money he Tyler Durdened it

he created yeah he created his own story he created a monster in order to justify so he could do another meetup and get people to come because it's like man are these dudes going to throw down

or are they going to like make friends it's like a whole reality TV letto's going to show up yeah meatloaf's going to show up yeah what meatloaf's in it yeah he's the bitch tits right yeah he's bitch tits

the comments are funny though on that post um Darth Valacard said Jarrah's officially a fever dream 70% at the time Lewis said Follow him whenever he goes to the bathroom You guys sit together

You guys shit together True Pill and face has a question How is the evil jarling unemployed But can still afford a patron name And buy you a drink You might be getting conned again dude Look out

Chris replied If you offered a movie ticket or meal I absolutely wouldn't go for it But a drink is surely cheap enough if you can afford Patreon which is similarly priced Hide the children now replied saying you watch yourself man's a snake

No but they were so fired with a fair few pictures Of the toilet scene from the Godfather part one Where he goes into bath and pulls out a gun and fucking blast the beat Yeah yeah yeah But Chris replied to that saying they're still good in him I can feel it Bullshit Yeah man what do you reckon

Do you think all these DMs and go on the go on the jar media subreddit there are receipts um i was i was trying to like look for are they timed i was trying to look for little cues like this is like there's dates like it started on february 7th and then it goes over into the 9th so it's like day by day so that so at the very least they committed three days like okay i'll send these messages today i'll wait till tomorrow to reply you know what i'm saying yeah if it's fake yeah it's quite a lot of effort if it's not real. What I think is you're forgetting the main point, which

is people like to fuck for people. None of this is real. This is all the game. Well, I mean, if nothing else, Jha has always seeked the truth in... We are truth seekers. Yeah. Dingle keepers. Uh-huh. I think there's a greater game going on here,

and only not I know the ending. What does that mean? I want it. This is the work. of the 4chan I mean yeah that's pretty much

housekeeping to be honest because all the other ones are too serious for how I'm feeling right now because I have something else I want to bring up to you guys but I've found

that I want to get your opinion on oh no and it's called the LIGA tug do you think no no be serious take this for real

do you think you can't like cackle at something and then be like no be serious now it's hard to take it seriously when all I'm smelling right now is actual shit it smells like just shit what smells like shit? I think Paisley is farting

now as well. Hey, it's not me this time. But listen I found the Liga Tug, right? It's real. Do you mean the Liga Cub? No, I'm Liga Tug. You know Tug of War?

We have a rope and there's two teams. Imagine that, but one side is Liga. Then it's Tug of War with a Liga, not Liga Tug. Well, yeah. I want to know if you guys think you could win against LIGA because is there a video yes are we going to watch the video I'll show you

it animals usually so it's real that's definitely real do you think it's real james animals usually pull they do like a bump bump no dogs normally pull if a bite at a moment I Liga. They don't have the same instincts. It does. Also, Ligas are like messed up. Whatever, like, there's loads of shorts for some reason and like Ticktox of people like playing Tug-a War of the Liga.

There's even one of, um, entertaining doing it with his brother. Really? Yeah. How did they do? No one can beat the Liga. That's the point. Could we be the Liga?

The Asper would be the Liga. No. Oh, no, see, you don't know the tactics. All you have to do is one up and tickle all that underbelly, and then they give up. What, that's the Liga, the Liga tickleck. The Liga hack. Yeah, when you're Tico-Bowling a Liga, just tickleck, and you'll be fine. You'll win.

But there's a, like, a cage. Tickle, tickle, tickle. I'd say, between me and a Liger, because, like James says, the Liger doesn't really pull. it just sort of stays because why would it need to they're like 18 tons they just stand there they'll have a strong bite force they're not 18 tons but I kind of wanted to I wanted to get your guys like opinion on like hybrids um um like hybrids um um what well well I don't really have an opinion on to be honest they're economic no Fuck off, even over again there.

They're not. Did you know that Ligas tend to be obese? Yeah, I've seen the pictures, man. They're huge. 18 tons? Yeah, maybe they are 18 tons. What way around do you think it is? Like, for that...

Because you're either a Liga or a TIGO, depending on the gender. Oh, right. I assume the line... A TIGON? Yeah, depending on the male and the female. I assume a Liga is the liga is the... lion is the dad. The LIGA is a hybrid offspring of a male lion and a female tiger. The LIGA has parents in the same genus, but of different species. The LIGA is

distinct from the similar hybrid called the Taigon and is the largest of all known extant felines. It's not a species there. They're like mutants. They can't procreate. What, Ligas? Ligas can't procreate? Can they actually not? No. Mules can't either. Like a donkey horse. No, no, no, no, you're wrong.

Ligas are fertile and can mate with other Ligas, lions or tigers. Fertile hybrids create a very complex problem in science because this breaks a rule from the biological species concept that two separate species should not be able to breed and have fertile offspring. That's why I said that. That means in that, law, according to the law, lions and tigers are the

same species. Is this open pandora's box? Yeah, that's going to be like human lions, lumens. But then, this article from Vice says, in short, hybrid animals are infertile because they don't have viable sex cells,

meaning they can't produce sperm or eggs. This is the case because the chromosomes from their different species parents don't match up. So what's true? Yeah, man. I always thought Ligas were infertile. You've always thought that? Yeah, because of A-level biology, bro.

Hmm. Oh, yeah, I didn't do A-level biology, so I didn't learn about the Ligas. I got you in it. Well, in Liga class. Yeah, in Liga biology. A-level Liga biology. I was like, I thought this was Ligon biology. You don't know.

I don't get mad at it. Oh shit, yeah, I thought this was Tygon glass. Yeah, Tygon, sorry. Ligon. I signed up for Liga. What is it? Liger. Jesus Christ.

It's really confusing. No wonder I failed. Yeah, there's a funny graph here. Who's mating? Question mark? Lion Tiger first. Hype. What the hell?

So a hype. What is the B picture? It's just like a couple of lions. Yeah, I don't know, bro. No, that's them. But it makes me kind of wonder, like, what hybrids have we yet to discover? Mm. Mm.

Human Rilla. Human Rilla? Gorman. Guman. That's messed up, man. Bob out. Well, do one that actually makes sense. I'm surely it's a bird breed like an eagle, ex-pigeon.

Mm. A piggiotto? A lugia? What about, what about, what about a dat? What's that? Or a cog. A rat. A rat.

No, a cat and a dog. A cat and a dog. What about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about a, what about a, a, what about a, a, uh, like a hyena and a wolf? A weena. A weena. A wiener. What about like, like a marmot? And, like a groundhog.

I don't know what a marmot looks like. What about like a ratty barra? Rat and a capy barrow, they're both rodents. Ratty barter, yeah. It's a shame we can't just splice, though. We can. No, like an eagle, capybara. No, but we can.

What do you mean we can? Science is going to get that far away, and you can't just do that. Isn't that a thing They're doing with spiders and humans So humans produce like Spider silk Like spider, spider, like Spider-Man Like Spider-Pi-Pel

Spider-people Spider-people, what you're on there? No, it was a thing because like Because the tensile strength of Spider-Web is like ridiculous Yeah, yeah, yeah And they can make like body armour out of Like

human harvesting spiders I guess isn't that because they're so little it's not very so if we can splice the

the spider web making bit but don't but don't they come out of like their abdomen yeah just make it come on the cocks what's like the equivalent

yeah shooting ropes no the wrist no no cock it's already there the utensils there no man

good I wish there are more hybrids in this world but like the human doesn't have to be able to to like actually excrete the web well how do you harness it then with like a syringe no oh that'd be gross

yeah it'll be like in your thyroid or something it's just gonna no that's dumb I got something in my throat bleh. You sneeze and it's just like spider web. Yeah. Huh?

Maybe they get a feather and go digo, digo, digo in your nose. You sneeze and then... Into like a bowl and then they wind it all up. Oh God, James has weapon. I get scared. No, I'm like really sleepy. Yeah. A little ligatug would wake you up.

Would you do that if you were like in a country where there was a LIGO and there was like an advertisement? No. Check out the LIGA tug. See if you can beat the LIGA. Do you think there's any Ligas in the UK?

Hello, Beely. Shall I Google it? You're scaring her. Good. I mean, Billy's probably got a bit of Liger in her. Beely! Come here! Are Ligers in the UK in the wild?

Is there a Liger in the UK? We aren't aware of any way to watch LIGA in the... What? What do you mean? What do they mean by that? I think LIGA is a TV, like, channel. Really?

Yeah. Beale. I googled something the other day. I think it was, um, like, where were meatballs invented? Right. And you know, Google always comes with, like, the answer at the top. Yeah. And it just...

It's... It's just... what did it say it just said world and then a picture of earth I was just trying to find out where meatballs come from I mean they're not wrong yeah I mean they should just start defaulting that to like the answer to everything just world um I mean there's an answer there's a daily mail article from 2010 hercules the 900 pound liga crosses

road and takes the underground as he goes on a tour of London. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, there's a telegraph one as well. Liga goes to London for a light lunch. That's just stupid. Come on. Why are you taking Liga to London?

It's just dumb. London. Oh, there's a picture of it. That looks like a jar of thumbnail. That's not real, bro. It is. It's the Daily Mail. No, bro, look at the picture. There's the fucking same Volkswagen and Beetle on the left.

The cars are the fucking same. Yeah, but maybe... Oh, I see. Hercules the Liga walks across the iconic Abbey Road set and a mock-up of London in a US music park. Thanks for clickbaiting yet again, Daily Mail. But aptly named Hercules looks happy and relaxed as he pads around the mock-up English city

that celebrates the British music invasion of the states. How can you say a LIGA looks relaxed? Wait, hold up, no, but they did take it to their underground. No, that's a part of the set. That's like a set. And it's look at the fucking back. Look at the fucking trees in the back now. That's not London.

Trees? They do have trees in London, don't you? But that's not London. They literally just said it was a fucking set in America. It's driving a double deck of bus. Bro, does that look like London? It's not like even behind the steering wheel. It is.

No, this is stupid. This is even crazier then. Why have they, like, put this whole show on for a Liga? I imagine it's not for the Liga. Imagine it's just a fucking tors. What's even the link between a Liga and London? They both start with an owl. Lager and London.

London Lager. oh my god that should be our new laager range london lyga lager london lyga lager you call it triple l then send it to australia yeah that's that's the strat like oh no we made a terrible lager send it to australia there it sells well don't no it's actually the other way way around you know like all the fosters adverts yeah oh boy

croaking we fucking love fosters i mean woohoo not a single Australian drinks fosters no they didn't VP or triple x

triple x triple x fucking not triple x 4x is 4x they drink VP or 4x and goon sac yeah

you know what's up have you seen that goon has been added to Netflix UK. Oh, the movie? The hockey movie? Yeah, Goon.

Woohoo. Charo views, Goon. Jagoons to Goon. Yeah. James Ginn's to Ginn. No, I've broken that way. Got an out. Oh, well done.

Put her there. I only had a relapse yesterday. Fuck off. Why are you fucking treating me like that? Bitch ass. I guess we'll see her. So these ligary kind of messages. Why would you take a LIGA to London?

Stupid. I can't believe they actually like took a LIGA to London. I can't believe they actually took a Taigon to tie. Buy Bear Bear Bear. I do declare buy Bear Bear Bear. Bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. I do declare that there is a Liga in London.

Over there. I do declare that over there is a Liga over here. Is that a Liga or a TIGO'N I see with my very own eye? It's really messed up to like turn around and just see Richard Hammond staring at you. His wife must like it. Hammond riding a Liga. What would you do if Jeremy Clarkson owned a Liga? You probably does.

Really? They call this the LigaMobile. Hello. I'm Richard Hammond. Wow. I'll get on my TIGON. You get on your Liga. Let's race.

What's the, What's the, uh, what's the top gear theme? Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Because, I'm just thinking, der, nah, nah, near, near, near, yeah, I think it goes somewhere like that. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Funny joke. I think it goes a little something like, but, bet, bot, bat, bat, but. what is that is that we sports it's something like that oh eh oh eh oh oh oh

yeah yeah bub bub bub bub bub what was it with the like nintendo we era and just all these crazy little tunes Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo da da da da bha It's like crazy You're just trying to buy the original like Mario Brose And you can't get off the store because you're like rocking out Yeah Well anyway like internet speeds was so slow

It literally took like 45 minutes to download the original Mario Brews Why you could listen to the bangers Spider, Liga, Tygon, James May do you trust James May with your life yeah I would what if he had a gun even more and he was trying to kill you

well maybe I draw the line there do you like theoreticals yeah they're useful how is that is that you no is that her genuinely not pays get out gone yeah

Because I can smell it now. It smells of shit. It smells of dog shit. But I'm going to win up to the one that's coming from me, which will smell different. Oh my God. There's a candle going as well, but it's not strong enough. Pais. Paisley.

Gone. Pays. Oh, is it because of the pellets? Oh, it might be. What the fuck are you doing that? It fucking reeks. Come, bass. Yeah.

Me, I'm Indy. Bitch. It's like one of the most popular... Oh, my fucking God. Bitch. Sometimes when you talk to me, it sounds like sound bites. Like sampled little bits. Hey, don't do that.

Bitch. Hey, stop that. Bitch. It's like, do you know what I mean? Do you do this? Bitch? Don't stop. You're fucking assaulting me.

What have I done? Everything. What have I done? If it can be Wong, you've done it wrong. And the women and the children as well. I killed them. Even James... The Ligers and the Tigons, too.

Boy, Why does this happen? Just one animal fucking clicks And you just fucking love it Because humans just take shit too far We didn't do anything, Pro no

Did we find them in the natural? Of course we fucking didn't Why? Because there are those people that are like obsessed with like big cats And they just have like these crazy farms of like a tiger and a lion and a leopard and a fucking seal or whatever

the fuck they do and then they just start mating and creating ligas good I imagine sea lions bro at some point a liga or taigon happened in the world a seal and a lion a sea lion it works

you do a fucking nausea you can't say that I didn't say anything you fucking Bitch. You fucking bitch. Shut up, fam. Sound by ass, bitch. Alex, 100% a fucking tiger

accidentally cumbed inside a lion at some point in the world. June accidentally. It would just happened. That would have been a tigone, actually. You mean a lion comeed inside a tiger. Either way, a ligon tygon is coming, is I am...

Yeah, I reckon they might have hooked up at some point before humans got involved so they're like lions got mad game breath I thought tigers like lived in the jungle no they live in Africa you fucking dumbass

and they don't move lions live in the open plains who's the king of the jungle lion tigers tigers there's fucking lions Jesus who's the king

I thought it was Tarzan no it's It's so, it's, it's, it's, it's, um, deforestation. He's the king of Reddymore like. Yeah, he's the king of the ocean. There's a few kings have read it, actually. Keanu Reeves. Yeah.

Elon Musk. He used to be one. Yeah. He was de-throred. When he was still Iron Man. When he was Iron Man one Iron Man, he's now Iron Man two Iron Man. He's the P and the iron suit, I don't know. He's, uh, who's that guy they recast?

Remember him? Rody? Yeah. You talk about... He was a different actor at first. Yeah. He was like, no, I want more money, actually. Yeah.

Let me have more. How much money you got now, dumb ass? Oh man, do you think you like, wakes up every morning and thinks, man, I made a mistake? Yeah, and this fucking mansion. Fuck, I can have, like, three of these. I could have a way bigger mansion, right? Yeah. I'd have an infinity pool in everything.

That's it. Why are you angry? You don't care? Oh no, I've got an itchy it for me. You've got an itchy it for me? No, I've got really itchy. It's like I start itching it and it gets even more itchyy. Okay, let me hold it down. What do you mean? And I'll it.

What, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do a plus on it. What do you mean do a plus on it? You know, like with your nail, do a little plus. You push in that way You get a little crumb Stop to itching, bro.

I was playing so much Dad Space recently I think I gave myself like a little bit carpal tunnel. I'm serious. Even I've never done that on mouse and keyboard?

Yeah. Mm, so you're cheating. Even I've never done any, ever got problems. It's not easier, it's just more difficult. I'm not sure. I'm slight so hard. No, it's actually harder

because I'm not that good at mouse and keyboard, like, even though... You are, shut up. No, I'm not, because, like... I've seen the way you play sieve. Siv. Shut up. But, like, sometimes it'll be like, so you've got to press C, right, to refill your stasis.

C for reload. No, it's R to reload, obviously. So, and C is refill stasis, but sometimes my hand will be on the keyboard, my thumb's like, oh, where's C? And then I... Then I press like, F. And then F waste like a med kit And I'm like, oh shit

Hmm You know I mean the same thing happens on controller When you press B Yeah but But on controller There's like way less buttons Yeah

So you gotta be kind of stupid To hit the wrong one Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah pretty much I'm gonna fucking shit myself Go do a shit then bro If you're suffering Ha ha no no no no

No, no, no, ha ha. Welcome to the second half of the cast. We answer questions from the subreddit. Head over there to that beautiful suggestion through it and ask us whatever you feel like for a chance to be featured in the next one. Just like, Hmm. Sven, who says, have you had any recent cases of gamer rage?

Yes. Explain. Expound. Well, since I started playing. call of duty again. I've had a fair few like... How far has it gotten there? Where's that rage taken you?

Controllers. Like, just throwing a controller a little bit. Did you actually? Yeah. What kind of throw? Like, yeah. Okay, so not like... No, I'm not... No, no, not that. It's just like... Well, the most you do is just like...

That's it. Fuck this. To close the game. Then 10 minutes later, you just boot it back up. That's like the time... If that. Yeah. 10 minutes. I don't really... I don't know.

I only get angry when I'm like talking to someone. Oh, Jamie. Yes, so angry. If I'm talking to James, playing cod, and we're in the match together, I'll start just having a go at James. Ah, yeah. Offload your anger onto those near you and beloved to you. Yeah. Which I think is the healthiest way for a man to express his anger.

No, it's not offload. Yeah. Yeah, make it someone else's the problem. Yeah. Yeah, you have a bit of this. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Well, no.

Okay. Well, do you have any recent game of Rage, bro? Uh, the most recently would be cod. But again, like, I don't do anything. Like, the, the most angry I will get is I'll leave the match, James will be annoyed at me. Oh my god, I get so angry if you... Really? So that brings out some game of rage.

No, in instance, if Jim leaves a match, it's like... No, because I... I only ever do badly when James is doing really well. Really? Yeah. So you take it personal? James takes it personal, because he's like, he should just stick around because I'm having a good time.

I stick on when you have a good time. Yeah, but you never do badly. I do. that was crazy how about you? Yeah, I had a unique one because you and I have both been playing this Dead Space remake and I had a moment, I had two

like hard locks that froze the game entirely and I haven't I haven't played a game that's done that and lost progress for like a really long time so it was like going back like 10 years to me because I haven't a unique rage yeah where it's just like no well that time's just gone yeah what you gotta do this again now just because your stupid piece of software

just your stupid idiot engine just decided to crash in that moment That's what you get for playing on console. Brough. Huh? Hmm? Been saying that. No, it, it, there is no, like, no bigger way for me to lose motivation in, like,

finishing a game is losing progress. Every, every time I can remember, like, losing a chunk of progress, I've just given up. Yep. And not, not continued that game. Just, yeah, whenever something happens that, like, genuinely isn't your fault. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's, it's, like, it's different to losing progress in, in a way, like, like, dying and going back to a checkpoint. Hmm? Like, even just losing, like, an hour is late. Because then you're losing, like, two hours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was weird. Because it was already kind of like weird playing Dead Space again

But it's all it's like a bit alternate history Um Because I've got Dead Space One was like one of those like seminal games for me Um So yeah I have all these like preconceived like memories and Ideas associated with it

Um Yeah so I guess when that gets changed In a pretty bad way It's going to annoy you more Um But then Not really a bad way though Because the remix is probably better

No but I mean like In the original There wasn't like a bug That made you lose a bunch of progress Yeah Yeah I see what you're saying What a game there

Bloody hell Yeah Crikey Crikey I'm not Yeah I'm not the biggest game I rage you though I rage over different things

more existential things you know no but yes well seeing as we're on this topic of games known grapefruit 9758 has a controversial one was just wondering what you gooners think about the Hogwarts legacy situation is it okay to boycott this game or is it okay for it to exist many of the trans community are upset about it

but wanted to get some other perspective bear bear it's a shit game look at it It's fucking shit. It got a 9 out of 10 IGN review where the only, the reviews is full of criticism all the way through about why it's shit. Got a 9 out of 10. It's not an I out of 10.

It's a 2 out of 10. It's a bunch of shit. Fuck J.K. Rowing. It can go in the bin. But... But... But... But...

No, hear me out. People going fucking mental on Twitch streams and, like, doxing people who are playing the game? No, you're part of the problem. You need to... stop like harassing people who are streaming it like they're going after a small percentage of people who actually streaming it I saw some joke that was like yeah I saw

an eight-year-old in the supermarket dressed up as Harry Potter and I tripped him up and fucking smacked him in the head it seems like crazy terminally online yeah it's like extremely excessive to the point of it's like obsessive you're obsessing over the fact of this game's coming out and it is like directly I don't believe it's had any direct like influence from J.K. Rowling it's just her IP

like sure it's like if you this is the thing right I kind of went down this route when I was like a vegetarian for a long time but it's like trying to live ethically

trying to live in a way you know with the least kind of negative impact on the world but it starts becoming was it's literally impossible it is unless you want to like go and find a cabin in the woods that you

built out of the wood that you've like cut down yourself and you're like I don't know you like where do you draw the line with that kind of stuff because if we're talking about entertainment well yeah it's like what can't you boycott like the likelihood is especially with games

a bad person is going to be attached to the thing you love just through the sheer quantity of how many people like is it just because the the biggest name attached to this IP is the bad person or like bad depending on your perspective on her that's another thing it's like we can't we can't keep like having a perspective and just believing ourselves to be correct and it's like you need to let other people decide on like where they draw their line in terms of like yeah I think if you want to boycott the game go for it but yeah if you want to like go after people that do play it I feel like it's a bit silly because it's one of the biggest IPs in the world yeah by that logic then because I the people in the cinema going to see the later I own all of the Harry Potter movies on my iTunes does that is that a moral negative then by that same kind of like logic

I don't know because because then like you go through so many different like entertainment IPs that were like maybe should I not like listen to the Beatles because he like John Lennon like was a abuser like yeah yeah yeah it's it's almost like we have too easy of a connection to the artists no because the thing they make can no longer be the thing it's got to also be

like them yeah but they are the art but then at the same time it's equally irritating to me when you see these people that are like buying ten copies of the game and posting pictures of it being like up yours yeah like it's just this is a thing where it's like the white and the left are like

fighting over this game and it's like the some people on like the left are like fucking harassing these streamers or whatever and being horrible to people for just playing the game and then the white's like oh fuck you know fact the fuck the people who are trans by buying the game like it's so obsessive on both sides it's a bit like what what what is actually going on it's done it's done the inverse effect though as far as like it's it's free press for the game it's strisand affected it into being the biggest single-player streamed game ever

in the history of Twitch so it's like well it hasn't worked then if this was supposed to be some kind of organized boycott you've made the game bigger than it ever could have been yes yeah yeah this is the thing that people need to realize it's like you can care like I care about

trans whites and whatnot but I don't care about the game and I don't like J.K. Rowling so what I'm going to do is nothing. I'm not going to tweet about it or say anything about it because then it's not getting any publicity and that does more for the cause.

But also on top of that, what are the actual messages of the game? Like, what is the art actually saying if we're going to call it art? Plus, who wrote it, who directed it, and who are the people that worked on it? Are they all automatically

just like puppets of J.K. Rowling? I highly doubt it. Because that's the thing. It's like, if you're talking about the books, written by J.K. Rowling, that's one person. And you talk about the films, that's teams of hundreds of hundreds of people. Yeah.

And directors for each one with their own take on the IP. It's like, what do you mean? Is it just because it's giving this person money? Well, I mean, like, everything you buy is giving money to a shit head. So why are you kicking up a fuss about this one in particular? Like, you can't pick and choose which one.

upsets you yeah um and she she's one of the richest people in the UK really um so even like on a financial base it yeah it feels like it has to be like a personal thing like if it don't play it don't buy it speak with your wallet if that is you know what what your heart tells you and what you feel about the cause um but man it's just like the ultra political nature of it is like so just out of hand it's like what

yeah and and really it's it's a thing like about kids four kids like like and then is a kid a demon

for wanting to play the new Harry Potter so they I don't think they should even be They shouldn't even know what Twitter is, you know? Yeah, I'm just, yeah, I'm just so tired of the culture war stuff. It's just, yeah, it's worthless and it never works. Yeah, it destroys any nuance of conversation. Yeah, and there are like interesting things to be said and things to debate.

Yeah. But like the conversation is lost when it turns into. It's just like bridge burning. yeah like i don't want to hear your perspective i don't want anything to do with you because you disagree with me but it's the it's the it's the spreading and like i've got to think about it in terms of like because i really don't care about harry potter personally so like for me this just doesn't affect me it's not like a moral quandary for me because i was never going to play this game i was never going to buy this game i don't care about this game

um so i'm trying to think about like what if like it turned out george lucas was like this huge asshole or something and yeah but even then it's like so disconnected from him at this point like yeah i don't know man but i mean i'm someone who who always had harry potter quite near and dear to my heart and even removing the

the jk rolling part the game doesn't look interesting to me so there's that but also like i don't think her current like her side in the culture war it doesn't affect what those movies were to me or the books were to me as a kid this like yeah i think like you got to take into it account it's kind of separate things like someone can be a bad person but make good art yeah um but then it can i guess become an issue because like there's i haven't read it myself whatever there's that whole like jk rowling like novel she wrote where like there's like a serial killer that's like a trans person or something bizarre like that yeah that just sounds straight up trash yeah that sounds just like you're trying to be like provocative and you're into this whole

thing yeah it seems very bizarre but i do think that is part of what she's doing she's staying in like the the atmosphere of like being talked about all the time because she's intentionally saying this stuff to provoke people yeah i just don't get it like like is it really that hard to just like shut up you know like you've you've written harry potter can you not just like not go on twitter and just like live your life but she's terminate online yeah man i i just seems to be getting so crazy um just like discourse um but also just doesn't seem real because I feel like this game's going to sell 10 plus million copies. It's doing it.

In a month time, it's going to be a new thing. Everyone's upset about, and it won't matter at all. And nothing would have changed as a result of this anger. So what? Yeah. Let us know, though, in the comments if you have anything other to say. I find it interesting, curious. But I still haven't seen anything that's made me be like,

yeah i would i would boycott that if i really wanted to i really wanted to play the wizard game i don't know yeah i don't hmm well see not yt says hey jarjazz seeing as this is now an avatar fancast what are your predictions on what the next film avatar the seed bearer

will be about what who do you think will bear jake's seed I think it's going to be a sort of good, evil conflict between human, military, sort of industrial capitalist, sort of colonizing type thing. Yeah, colonizes against these sort of free, like, sort of nature intertwine. Yeah, picture this, right? there's like the lava navi and they're like living the lava and they love the lava and they connect with the lava and they've got these like lava worms that inside them is something like really valuable really rare that has some kind of power oh unobainable worm atanium that's in there

um oh but the naughty humans they've built their base and soprano's mom is going to come snagged the lava worm soprano's mom yeah don't you remember her she's in the like mech suit and she's drinking coffee with the mex suit oh was that her fucking nurse jackie

yeah nurse jackie is she sends the troops and the lava worms are like and then it goes da-na-na-na when one of them gets like half you know what I I didn't like that

scene, do you want to know why? Well, the whale scene? No, the drinking scene. The coffee drinking scene where she's in the Mac, right? Oh yeah, bothered me as well. Because she goes like this,

right, to drink. Mm-hmm. And then the robot puts it up to its chest where she is and drinks. And it's like, well, if she was doing this, it should be pouring it up on her head. No, she's got the coffee drink addition mod for her Mac.

Well, I'd have. have to, I've got to go and go to the cinema watch the movie again, just to double check to see if she puts it to her chest to drink the coffee. Surely it'd be relevant to the fucking size of her versus the size of the Mech? No, but it's like

she puts her hand forwards for a handshake right? And the Meck does the same, but she is like sat in the Mac's chest here. So if she puts, she's not sat in its head, she's sat in its chest, so her head is here. Yes. So with her connection,

she puts the holding the cup to her mouth and then the Mac puts it to her mouth whereas her the Mac's mouth should be above her head so it pulls coffee. That would be cool if there was like a funnel above her and she like poured it in. Like a silly straw. James Cameron, get more creative, baby.

Yeah, that would rock. But in a way we're also appreciated because it's just like so like this is just so like cartoony as fuck yeah it's it's it's like a it's a Saturday morning cartoon type like a serial but man I'll tell you what though I was I was aching for that avatar action watching like these the latest MCU movies like I just watched the newest black panther I was like man so what you want that that action is is like super not just like all the CG and oh it's just that yeah

you have to admit like yeah they look good they look like everything looks like it belongs in the environment in the environment whereas like when Thor is clearly just popping off this like fake ass background it well that's the thing about this latest

black panther is that it's like largely set underwater like the Atlantis thing it's like man just in contrast the avatar it's like just night and day there's just yeah there's something to be said um because like the amount of money they're pumping into MCU movies and like how we consider them to like look incredible even like the highest budget ones like Avengers end game and Avengers infinite infinite warfare um they like there are

still those moments where it's like you guys are just down you're just on a soundstage and I can tell. Yeah, yeah. They have that sort of look. Yeah, and feel the way everything's shot. Whereas James Cameron, like, even when it's a human, a human character who's obviously on a soundstage,

jumping from branch to branch in this fake ass world. Yeah. He just works in it, like, whatever they did, it works. Yeah, yeah. It looks good. Right, fellas, I've got one more to end on. So, I can see James dying over Sleepy bones

Yeah Sunk for You wasted the energy getting Yannies So we shouldn't have got Yannies Should we? Nah, it was worth it man It was yummy Yeah, it was Yanny's rocks

But it sunk and cost fallacy jar It can take us away I recently saw this AI Joe Rogan and J. Peterson video where they talk about Mario And it made me wonder how you guys feel About doing a segment or episode Where you use an AI

to look at some previous episodes and have it generate a script off of what you think an average show cast is like and then reading it out or have a synthetic version of your voices, read it. No.

We're not funding, we're not doing anything of any of this. Too scary. Too scary. This is going to be a real fucking issue. No, no, no. We've walked so far past

the point of no return. That it's like... No, we're on the border right now. No, we're not. If nothing's done about it. But we've, we've walked past Wom No, no, it's

We've walked past Worme We're boarding boats To Carfidge, bro No, no We're not with the Rubicon No, not yet No, we are

Bro There's still time for the EMP There's a little bit of time But it has to be like If we want to make EMPs What do we have to do? Nukes How you can get us to Nukes,

boy? You're going to have to edit that out Because my 6 are going to see that And I'm going to be Put on a fucking National Frontlist It's going to have to be

like Outlawed or something I mean, because it's too powerful. No, no, we know the situation. Because the, they know. They know. I found one, like, you know how I feel about bionicles. I found, I'm just going to show you this video, okay? I just want you guys to see.

Which bionicle do you like the most? I really still like the classics. Takanu, Tahu. I don't know. Well, Axon. I really liked Axon. And O Piraca, remember Piraca? Yeah, vicious creature.

those piracca. Yeah, but they were cool still. Like, remember the rap. Yes, I remember the rap. It's like they were possessed. Did you know that Makuta is just the Maori, you know, the Maori word for postmodern neo-Marxism? I had no idea. Is that true?

Jamie, pull that up. Is that true? You bet your ass it is true. It says here that in 2001, the Maori people of Polynesia won a lawsuit against Lego for exploiting their culture. Yeah, so sad. It really makes me angry. This is what wokeness has done to our society.

I mean, truly. I can't even do my original bionical names. Yeah. Oh, and the Borek, those one were the shit. Pull the commercial up, Jamie. Oh, Robocon. That can't be able. That's a script, right, that's using their voices.

Yeah. Okay. It is like an AI. It is like an AI. It's like interpreting. It's building their profiles. based off yeah there's definitely enough

of our voices but it gets scared I saw just I saw Boogie 2-988 tweeting about like he tweeted a video and was like there's this video

going around of me and it's not me like this isn't me but when you watch the video like it looks like him without knowing that you'd have no idea

um no we've passed a point over turn so I'm being serious has to be done about it, you know? The tools are out there. There's no point. You can't stop the tools.

I don't know, man. I think anti-A-I-A-I is going to exist. Well, yeah, because unlike Microsoft and these big companies, like, putting all this, like, work into building things that can, like,

they can scan something or tell. They can confirm the reality. Yeah. Of. Is it real, don't know, you know? So the anti-AI AI AI I was not I really was not anticipating this thing

Not now It just like appeared It just seemed to be like Oh yeah we've just like built this AI thing Luke Skywalker's back from like 500 years ago The tech exists Mm-hmm Like that was it

Yeah but this AI art and just like Putting in like prompts And then it's like It really was Disney though wasn't it with the deep fake type stuff yeah kind of but it's been like dabbled with like Trey parker and Matt Stone had that like parody show where they like

used it for like comedy stuff um but I feel like yeah it's only gonna get scarier because if it's already at this level now five years time it's good it's well nothing nothing online will mean

anything yeah it will devalue everything and yeah the only shit you'll be able to believe is reality it would just like go back to pre internet yeah because even reading stuff it would just be like oh an AI wrote an article about something happening in like Europe somewhere mm-hmm I saw one of those that was being shared around where it was like It was pictures that looked like it was refugees or something, some like news type thing. But then if you zoomed in on the fingers, they had the six finger thing,

because that's like the AI's weakness at the moment. Yeah, when they create images. They always have like six fingers for some reason. But they'll figure that out at some point. Yeah. No, you'll forget the other thing. All humans will end up with six fingers.

And AI will have predicted it. The death of education. Apparently, um, people in my college put, the questions for all of our coursework in and the pages they got back were identical to the ones I did coursework you can just do through AI

tests you can just get done through AI kids can do that then whatever happens to education because the machine can work out this is the end it's wacky because like when we start a jar this stuff weren't in our mind no it didn't exist no it straight up didn't um

it just seemed like it just like oh it's here now yeah we need the blackout I mean we we we didn't really like look for the the sort of warning signs because like how many years ago

were they trying to just like bring Carrie Fisher back yeah we knew it looked wrong we're even just like face tracking on like Snapchat and stuff like that yeah

yeah surprisingly like advanced kind of technique. And it it wasn't even like when it was available it was like

wow look at this gimmick it was like we the second we had it it was like oh it just has this feature and that's just like a free app what's you doing going crazy

but yeah it's a it's a little bit brightening with a dash of lightning because surely it's theoretically possible when it's good enough yeah you just build the jar algorithm and then it just just makes infinite content

and there will be people that do that everyone yeah definitely you wouldn't need to like make anything anymore like it would just be rejigging of like no that's not the scale thing

it's now that corporations already trying to white it into their contract so that they had don't you're nothing they will just have your way so they will just replicate you through these technologies and you the person's not going to have a job anymore

because your persona's already been sold yeah Vindies all he sells his likeness yep Bruce Willis did that's why he's in Russian car commercials and appears in Russia he did it for a reason there because he like actually can't act anymore.

He's like... It's like this year they say he's like a brain time. Really sad but it's like yeah that's one of the things is he's still in like movies in Russia because they they just the likeness. One million pounds and I can be in your next

Hollywood movie. Scary. Yeah. Art is dying. Well this is The truth of the matter is we've been an AI for the past 200 episodes and you haven't even fucking noticed. Yeah, we've been on the cutting edge of, well, our creators have been on the cutting edge of AI for quite a while. No, I'm the only human one because I've got to make it believable.

That's why I'm... Well, you're sort of programming the algorithm by disagreeing with everything we say all the time. Yeah, it makes conversations. Yeah, so we can flash out our... Exactly. Fictional personas. Exactly. Why do you think we sound so similar?

It's just like a voice. Same person, one person, two different personalities. Yeah. I'm narrator Tyler. They call me Durduddin. They call me Ty. Gone. Go on.

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