JAR Media Posdact - Play at Your Stations Gamers, This is NOT a Drill - Corncast #12

Episode Date: June 15, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast 12. Number 12, I'm your host Alex, joined here, as always by James, aka Pissadick. Um, hello, uh, Alex is actually Pissadik, and I'm being framed like usual. Uh, Jim or Beast? Uh, hi, James is Pissadick. I feel like when you're introduced as beast you need to do something more beastly

Beastly Roar, Ooooo That's nice I like that And last but not least Rubin the Recon Armourer Recon Jesus Christ

It's good to be here with Piss a dick and Beast And Alex Who isn't Piss a dick I'm not allowed to give myself another name.

You guys have to do that. Uh, EOD wearer. What wearer? EOD. Why would you do it? Why would you stick to Halo? It doesn't have to be Halo. It could be anything. Because you and Ruben

have a Halo relationship. We're the last Halo fans left. Yeah, the last two. God, I feel sorry for the Halo. YouTube is at the moment. I watched, I went on a Halo channel the other day and watched one of the videos, a Hidden Experia video,

and he was like, visibly frustrated by how there's just nothing for him to work with for so many fucking years. If that state, just give up at Halo and actually just cover something else. But at this point, though, it's like so close to. It's like, well, I've made it this far.

It's just going to be painful last bit, yeah. It's actually one month It's one month Until it comes out But a bit of information Until they A little bit of the goodness Into the mouths

As the Halo fans Yeah we'll see Speaking of Halo actually I did see a pretty funny Mod for Halo 1 Called cursed Halo You heard of this Yes

Yeah I knew Ruben would But I didn't know But Jim or Jim or Jim I haven't seen it It's funny It's genuinely like a funny Mod

There's like What's some of of the best ones. You can hold three plasma, what they call rifles? Yeah. You have a third arm that just comes up and it's just like really ridiculous stuff and like the wart hog is really long

It's a limousine. Oh I've seen that long warthog. Yeah, yeah. I think it's quite a famous mod and like the Marines if they have a pistol it's pointing back at them so they shoot themselves in that and you um the pistol you don't fire it you throw it or something you just throw it at people and like i think a

Minecraft sword is in there and stuff like that it's very silly i'd recommend watching uh late night gaming actually you just did a video on it that's cursed the mod is by um i always forget his name the video you know the mod was made by this guy and he did a video on himself but always forget his name yeah just search uh cursed halo you'll find it that way but seeing as wrong gaming i suppose you might as well talk about the big gaming drop that happened in the last week, that being, uh, we now know what the, uh, Blastation 5

looks like. What do we think? Looks pretty, um, pretty stupid. Yeah, I know I'm going to annoy people with what I say, so I want to go last. Um, are we talking about just in terms of the

appearance of the console? Pure aesthetic. Just design. Yeah, it looks pretty lame. it just looks inconvenient to like put anywhere really do none of us James do you like it um well I'll say this the designer has never mattered because I don't look at it like ever if I like my I agree it's like the least important thing to a certain degree but if you have it in your living room you know that's a part of the decor that's the thing though yeah like James um I know

how much you care about interior design um I do like some interior design is seeing this thing not ring alarm bills like wow this thing would only really really work if you kind of designed an entire space around this fucking thing because it's so... You'd have to have a game space. The design is very edgy in the literal meaning. It's very edgy.

It's not going to fit in well with pretty much everyone's rooms or living rooms. It's a really out there design and it doesn't work like at all. And the colours are not good either. It needs to be like fully black. Well, you know they'll release a fully black one at some point. They will. But it's just I don't get why

this is the one they show like first thoughts it just does not seem like a bad i wish one of us did like it so then i don't feel the need to kind of fall into like devil's advocate place but i don't like it either that's the thing they're like i really have no allegiance i don't care either way i want to play god war two i want to play spider-man like i want to play the games on it as james said that's what matters but my initial thought was like that thing's going to collect dust and be really annoying to clean and just the shape of it and everyone's gonna, my initial thought actually was when, if that was like sat

under my TV, I feel like it's the first thing that would draw in someone's eye and then the first thought after that would be oh, this is a, this is a gamer. This is a gamer. A bit of a piece of kit. It looks like a razor laptop or something. Something is marketed towards gamers. See, a razor laptops

though, they're quite subtle. They're just black. They have like this logo, but the ones that are worse at Alienware. That's what I meant. Yeah, alien That's what I meant. I was picturing that teacher we used to have that alien wear Yeah, that guy

Yeah, you know what I mean though Like it's going for a certain crowd And if you don't really want to Fit into that Like look Then you might have a problem with it But yeah I read a thing

Saying like why they chose To make it look the way it does and they were like we really want a console that it's like the 2020s sort of generational mark like this is how futuristic stuff should look

it's gonna be so dated and like yeah two years two years everyone I'd be like this is stupid it's just fucking stupid well it is getting it's it's getting its fair share of memes my favorite one is the Setto Kaiba one

That's a good one. I saw a good one where it was edited into the city of Gondor from Lord of the Rings. It's like that big center pillar of that huge white structure. It's funny, yeah. But like I'm not craving like, wow, that's really going to improve this space. No. The Xbox is nice and subtle and easy to put anywhere. It's just a tall box.

What are the games, then? Anything announced that you care about? I haven't actually watched any of the game trailers, but I'm already interested in Grunschismore 7. Yeah, I was going to ask you about that. It looked pretty slick. From what I know, the game appears to be more of a focus on single player,

and with Forsa being heavily on FOMO content, it's killed itself almost, like for me at least. So having a mainstream console racer is a game. I'm buying the PS5 without a doubt because of Gran Turismo and only because of Grand Turismo. Damn. Well, James is one of those gamers then. Because there's one reason. Everyone should buy a PlayStation because you can forget the Xbox games on PC. There's no reason to buy the Xbox console.

Well, there's plenty of reason for people that don't want to buy a gaming PC. Yeah. Because what the console is actually going to be able to do, like my PC, wouldn't be able to do it. I couldn't run it at 4K and then the frame rate and everything. And I wanted my living room. Yeah. I don't think 4K is like...

I don't care about 4K on PC though, but I do care about 4K in my living room on my 4K TV. Yeah, but I mean, I feel like a lot of people don't have 4K TVs. Oh, that hasn't quite taken off yet. no no no and even then it's gonna be ages so that actually does take off like how many people like how many people do you know

that have like a Blu-ray player you know how many people actually even give a shit about Blu-ray no one anymore because obviously streaming like Netflix I feel like if you collect Blurays it's like a niche or you're old enough to still be on DVDs

and that's just how you watch things is by buying DVDs still. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, point is I just I don't see 4K really taken off still for quite a few years. Yeah, we'll see. They're like experimenting

with like much higher things than 8K now, like 8K and stuff. So 4K is like totally becoming. You can watch 8K videos on YouTube and your computer will completely choke up and stuff all the way through it. That's the thing like already editing in 4K is a huge pain.

You've got to, edit in 1080 and then yeah you've got to edit with proxies cane in the ass yeah so forget about 8k or whatever is next after that yeah what else for the show if there's a new Spider-Man

like mini game thing they're calling it standalone insomnia but standalone like lost legacy kind of scope uncharted lost legacy that is my understanding of it like it's not Spider-Man 2 but it's still

a thing that's built on the original Spider-Man game but it's still new enough to be justified as like its own standalone not expansion but game so confusing like when I first watched it I just assumed it was going to be like a full sequel or something

yeah that's what I figured it was and then the messaging kind of back-pedaled it a little bit to set expectations but yeah more Spider-Man I'm not going to rush out to get Nothing in the lineup Look like, wow, this is like a I need to rush out and get this day one

I'm happy to wait a bit for I care more about like a god of war A sequel or something like that first Well they can't announce things Until the Last of Us 2 has come out They can't announce anything that distracts from there So obviously the timeline got fucked Because the Last of Us 2 should already have been released

Yeah Which is annoying because it just means that Sony's event was lame and otherwise we probably would have had a teaser for God of War and a teaser for something else maybe an uncharted project but they can't distract from the last of us too still well we have to remember too like how bad last generations a launch was like there was nothing genuinely nothing for like years yeah we're doing battle already yeah well back then people were developers and uh and studio you know and publishers and players were still adjusting to the fact

that PCs existed and that consoles were moving in the direction of you know they're just computers man it's just what they are no one got that still but now games seem to just be trickling out at a fairly you know steady pace yeah now they've got like

the Horizon sequel coming out that didn't exist the generation before which looks cool like I like dinosaurs and robot dinosaurs and robot dinosaurs, but I'm not going to rush out to buy a console for that one game. Well, I

think it really depends on the price. And I was certain they were going to reveal the price at this thing, but I guess they want to wait until Xbox does. I feel like if we weren't in a pandemic and things were going a bit differently this year, they probably would have announced it by now. But I think that has really thrown it off

because now the economics of it is just totally fucked. They could lose so much money, potentially, if this goes wrong for them. Imagine it, you spend, like, five years R&Ding this piece of machinery, and then something completely out of your control does this? Oh, well. And with people out of their jobs, if you price it too high, you're not going to sell, like, at all. Well, yeah. You can't price it too high, you can't price it too low.

It's fucking risky. it's really whiskey so see what happens if it's if I because I've heard rumors it's gonna be like 800 dollars is there's a lot of like

wind of around yeah if it's over like 500 I'm not buying it oh it's gonna be over that surely like but I've also learned and we should have all learned you don't just don't

only adopt it because of the last season generation wait I feel if you're an early adopter you have to go in knowing you're an early adopter you have to know who you're paying

a bit more just for the luxury of having this nice device the same time everyone else gets it on day one it's just like a flex thing I'm making a statement a claim this is my prediction the Xbox will be cheaper than the PlayStation 5 Microsoft can never they can't fuck it again like ever again

I mean obviously now the business strategy is different it seems to be more like they're not focused on the exclusive thing it's like they know that no one really gives a shit anymore so they're just like well you can buy this and we're going to put games and PCs so to them to Microsoft the company who you know Microsoft does an entire business they're not just Xbox

whereas Sony in terms of they got they got their film division and they make garbage they do some cameras and Morpius looks awesome and they have the PlayStation Division Microsoft is like you know they dominate the PC market entirely

so anyway blah blah blah blah I just think two Microsoft supply chains because you know this is Microsoft man surely their console should should easily be able to be cheaper yeah

yeah I think you're right but we'll see we'll see soon enough not that it really affects me but yeah I know Jim and James don't give you shit about Destiny 2

but there was a bunch of news on Destiny 2 2 which um there were quite a few questions about actually well they had that live event recently didn't they fully in game

like yeah they did have like a live event yeah I saw that well I didn't watch it by the way I'm not a fucking loser okay everybody yeah I didn't watch it either I just heard about it I guess it's them doing like the Fortnite thing except it's like in the universe

and not like Travis Scott Travis Scott comes from the Fortnite universe oh sorry I'm not up on my Fortnite law but yeah uh bungee did this weirdly good stream um where they were showing off like the future of destiny and like i was ready like arms cross like what are you gonna show me then and they they basically covered every problem i have with the game at this current moment and they like addressed it in some form i'll have to wait for some things but like the stuff they

announced it's pretty good like crossplay is coming in the future um they they've got three expansions coming out um which all look pretty interesting the the the one that's coming out in september doesn't look the most exciting because i just really want new enemies in that game because it's been so long seven years of fighting the same fucking enemies to to some degree like re-skinned enemies you know um so yeah we'll see it seems cool

it's depending on what they do will depend on if I'd pick it up I'm happy for it to be good it does but I'm willing to try the game again if they've actually like made an effort like isn't there rumours that they're like trying to combine one and two into one like Chinese

that's announced too like that's just happening um they they introduce this new model where they like sunset content that no one plays and then they're going to kind of add things in from like destiny one and stuff like that they're just doing a bunch of stuff um like the presentation of the video was really candid um luke smith was uh he like admitted to like fucking up um some of the seasons and stuff and that hasn't been like a full success and it's just cool to see that from that's what i always liked about bungee compared to like the corporate like when you you Ubisoft uploads their, like, gameplay video, and this, like, just this really awkward commentary. This seemed like a genuine, like, oh, you're like a human. You're interacting like a human. Like, I like that.

Humans do make these things that were... I'm glad, Bunji don't do those embarrassing, like, strike play-through anymore type thing. Strike-play-through trailers. Oh, there is. Yeah. Because they were just trying to do the Ubisoft thing, which was just really embarrassing. What was weird, awkward e-3? Yeah.

demonstrations that wasn't even remotely accurate to what we got or whatever any other major points i've got one other thing actually before we move on um just in regards to last episode we talked a bit about run the jewels four um yeah i'll run the jewels ranking i don't want to do like a complete repeat of that topic but i have been listening to rtj for a lot i underrated it last episode I think it's better than I thought to be honest

I just want to throw that out there especially the the first four or five songs is like wow if it just kept at this momentum for the whole thing I think it would easily be the best album but

then that one with Pharrell that we mentioned comes on I agree I think maybe that's the problem with it for me is the pacing of the album is a bit strange I just think that the

track listing and the flow of the tracks or you know the pacing like I said maybe that's the word you can use it's just a bit strange and there's like a buildup and then it's not it meant to be like a release because the next track after just

they're straight back in to just doing what they do it's just a weird middle point, and it sags. That's how it feels. It just sags for a song. And unfortunately, you know, one sagging scene in like an otherwise great act of a film does not bring down a film as much as a sagging track in an album. So it was really noticeable to me, that middle part of the album. There is a song in the middle part of the album that I do think might be my first. favorite from it.

Which one? Let me tell you. I think it's the ground below. Yeah. That's, people have been talking about. Oh, that's a lot, I think. Is that one in the middle? It's more, no, it's more towards the end, sorry.

Yeah, because it's got an incredible beginning and end. It's the middle that's a bit weaker for me. It's, in fact, it's just the exact middle. No, it's not. It's just after it. Yeah, it's such a great buildup. And then, I don't know, I feel like maybe feature. I use, it just seems like a waste

to me. It's a wasteful track. Whatever. Yeah, I said all this last week anyway, so. Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to bring it up. It's just the gorilla, I think. It has not changed. Really? I've not really listened to it again. The songs that are really good, I listen to constantly, the ones that

aren't I skip. Okay. But that's how the albums have been. That's why they're good. So, yeah, it's just good. yeah you don't have to care about the whole album to value like their music I saw you um Alex listen to Miao Pedy I did yeah um

the what was it like the first minute or something was putting me off yeah I was thinking about like yeah this is good but I don't know every time I listen to it have to listen to that first minute every time I think the first minute makes the rest of it better yeah i've only listened to it once so like again it is just my initial reaction to it so and and the comedy of it is yeah i wasn't really short to expect to the value yeah i just realized i forgot to bring up um the like the main thing i was supposed to talk about um this week being this

fucking food poisoning thing that I have that's been ruining my life for the past like four days. What's happened, Alex? What has gone on? Um, well, you want details?

What kind of detail are you looking for? I've done the most amount of shits. And I shit quite a lot, like, every day. Um, like, on a normal good day. Let alone when I have fucking food poisoning. This, it's at, this morning I was like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.

Because every day I've been working up at 5 a.m. I'm eating to either vomit or shit. And it's just pure water, like pure, like, argue diarrhea. I know what it's like for him now. I can empathize with him. Like pure stomach pains and shit. It reminded me a bit that I got, like, food poisoning or some kind of stomach thing when I was in Greece.

It reminds me of that a bit, but worse. Because I haven't really experienced food poisoning before. I don't know if it is that for a fact, but I can only assume my, my prevailing theory is that I bought some, like, pre-prepared, like, sliced mango to put in a, like, smoothie that I was making. And apparently, the pre-prepared fruit is a good one if you want bacteria to make you ill. So, because I don't know what else it possibly could have been, to be honest. Heal. Augie's shit. Yeah, that's the thing.

there's just so many sources yeah and you know it can be the most ridiculously small chance that you just touch something yeah that's it and then that that gestates in your body

and it finally happened it's horrendous it's horrendous it's horrendous have you guys have food poisoning before no I don't think I have I'm really surprised because I've eaten like fully frozen

chicken before and I've always been fine James says the stomach of like a dog yeah are you that on the back of every like oven cooked product they always want to not microwave it

and there's like apparently a surge of people that just cook everything in the microwave even if like it can't be cooked in the microwave so they'll be get ill from it that's why that warning is on the packaging I only ever microwave things once they've already been cooked

like a wee heat on the next day yeah I tend to be the same same. If it's a ready mill or something like a microwave mill, then obviously I'm going to microwave it, but you just nuke it a little bit longer normally it's fine. I am bubbling and it looks a bit shit. Most of the time it's okay to eat.

I didn't even microwave like take away the next day. I'm not one of those people. If I've got Chinese left, that's not going in the microwave. I don't get a fuck. Oh no, no. Chinese is fine for the microwave. Cabab. Cabab is even if you leave it out for like four days and then microwave, it's normally fine.

Oh, but James, you know you tweet something along the lines of, um... Don't complain, little baby, until you fucking shit yourself or something like that. Uh, yes. What was it you said? I said, cry me a river. Come talk to me when you farted and followed through. Well, I'm coming with you with the knowledge and experience of that happening to me. Coming at you live with the knowledge of experience.

Yeah, I'm buggy right now. I'm coming at you right, live through the power. of fucking Discord to tell you I fucking shit my pants when I first got this food poisoning thing. Did you just get rid of the underwear? Did you like, what were inside I just binned then? I was still in pajamas because it was like 6 a.

Did you bin the underwear then? The pyjama, sorry. The way it worked was, I was like, I need to do a fart, like just completely forgetting the fact that I have fucking, I'm poison, literally poisoned. And then I was just like and then I just felt like

the whole ass area, just fill with like liquid, really warm, moist. Was it really, really wet fart, like a... Well, yeah, because it was just pure diarrhea. It was like already my third one of the day. Um, by like 6 a.m. So, I know what it's like now. It's just waddle over to the toilet.

It's a strange feeling because I did not know it was possible, but then you just do a little fart and then it's just like, oh no, this is not good. And it feels heavy, you know, because you just... Eh, don't fart with the... When you have diarrhea. what kind of pyjamas was it was it like uh fluffy sort of like fluffy

I mean not literally fluffy you know they're like flannel it like flannel like whatever I don't know what material is to be honest silk and easy to wash one is silk is it like an especially fibrous one you know or was it like a nice

no it's not very fibrous thank fuck Alex out here with his fucking silk pajamas shit-stained silk only worn a few times for sale pajamas that like I literally had when I was like 16 I think I've still got

like the bottoms are they blue yeah they're blue oh you shit those ones yeah I shit I'm just so fucking well-known I like how we all know Alex's pajamas oh Jesus

yeah shit time one day you'll get in one day you'll get it and yeah I'm never gonna get that because I'm not get it from something awesome I want to go out my way to get it I wonder what raw chicken tastes like let's find out mm just I'm at the point now where like I feel like I'm quite a sicky person I could throw up a lot like quite oh yeah you're a sicky person to the point where like I just don't care when I'm sick now so up here we go and like there's no dread like I remember when I was a kid I used to dread like oh no I feel like I'm gonna be sick

yeah and it's like this is scary because this is going to like hurt my throat this is going to like leave my mouth tasting gross and everything and I'm just like just everywhere I look I was sick um a little while ago like vomit sick and okay a little bit of story here um I it's I ate a lot of pasta that night like a lot you over yeah and I you I ate a tomato sauce pasta meal okay so then suddenly like hours later I need to vom so I go and vom and this shit is fucking red like blood red oh my god so when when it's

coming out of me I'm like holy shit I guess I'm dying is it but then and it really fucking hurt like the first the first um vom and then the second one came around and I guess that's where all the pasta had been hiding I don't know how I'd even swallowed like because I was growing up like like pane pasta that's still half intact you didn't want to like scoop it back up and oh no I was I was I totally wanted to just dip my head in and it looked like a pig and a trough have you seen these videos or there's cats

at the moment like really opening their jaws to eat yeah that's what I was thinking of then you know strange I haven't puked since I had head concussion in primary school I have not puked since really I've I've had nights out where I've had like

five different spirits and just a lot of alcohol and I'm always fine I just I've never ever a puke, and it's really strange. I don't know if it's a bad thing though. How's your gag reflex? It depends if it's tequila or not.

Because that shit separates and floats on everything else in your stomach, allegedly. I don't really have a gag reflex, I don't think. Yeah, because I can't remember, it might have been Jim, because I drunk too much one evening. And I think I was saying to Jim, I think I need to vomit this up just because it's so on comfortable, just the pure amount of liquidness sitting in me right now. Jim was like, well, you know what to do. I don't mind doing that. I'm more uncomfortable with making myself throw up.

Yeah, I was like I was like, like, bigger myself up, like, this is going to be horrible. And I did it. It was like, oh, I guess it's just pure, like, alcohol, basically. It's just liquid. It's a little bit unpleasant when you can't control it. But obviously, if you've made yourself do it. I think about it already a bit drunk, though. Yeah, it's fine.

There's nothing. Just get back to it straight after that. Rinse your mouth out of Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the grossest part Like thinking about that stomach acid and shit All over your mouth and teeth Oh, whatever I've done enough puking in my time to know that

What? You just said you've only pukechew like once in your life Yeah, from head concussion Where I was puking to the point where I was agonising pain Because there was nothing I was just puking up Just the deepest fucking ass So what you mean? So after the head injury

you just start puking violently, just everywhere? As soon as you get a head concussion, because it's like, it's a defense mechanism, basically. I was in school, I fucking done it. Head on the wall, head on the floor. And so I went to the, you know, the reception where they basically left me alone for like two hours. They didn't do anything because, you know,

primary school is a shit. And then I'll see, at the time, I had like a, it's not, it's like a, it's a bunk bed, but the top part only. So I was laying in there. And it was like, oh shit, this ain't gonna, this is going to go bad. If I can lean over and it's just like, the scatter on it. Oh my God.

I can imagine the sound. I can imagine the sounds so clear. As soon as I, no, but it's like, it's hard to explain, but it's just like, once you do one, it does not stop. So I did one. Then within like two minutes later, I did another. And I did that for about four hours straight. And it was hell. Four hours.

Did you eventually get to the toilet or you just up? in the bunk bed just puking on the port because it's head concussion it's just like as soon as I started throwing up it was like okay we need to go hospital so I had to drive to Swindon Hospital in the back of a car with a jumper a jumper

just holding it just vomiting constantly into this jumper really? Do you not have like a plastic bag I was vomiting that much but it was just like we needed anything so that it didn't go everywhere and then got to the hospital and they had in they had these like plastic bowls in the hospital for sick

there was a massive pile of them there was none when I finished it was like every time I felt it was a new plastic bowl a new plastic bowl new plastic there was all the like quantity coming from I don't know it's just all stomach acid and then and then that night

it finally stopped but it's just like because I was throwing up acids for so long my whole my entire throat was like aching pain from just I saw it was dead It's one of the only times in my life when the pain was so bad I would have preferred death.

So you literally puked enough for a lifetime? Yes, and I haven't puked since. Dude, I kind of want you to never puke again. I'm good, I'm pushing the limits. We'll see how much it takes. Well, on that note, we back up to these messages. Want a dick on a shirt? Check the description below. why jim's not there though why you know yeah i can just do an impression of him okay hi guys

it's me jim uh part two what this is the second hour for the cast where we answer questions from the uh corn community if you want to leave questions head over to the journal media subreddit go to the suggestions thread let's start this one from uh yellow tummy who says how often do you guys browse the jar Reddit. What are your thoughts on the more extreme and passionate jar fans? I do actually go on the jar edit. I tend to look like once a day. Yeah, yeah, I do the same. I was just trying to see what's going on. There have been some good posts on there lately, some good, uh, some good memes.

There's been some real shit on there all the time. There's a good, uh, there was a meme about if jarlings were Star Wars fans. I don't know if you guys saw that one I did But the only reason I'm mentioning it is because like R&L is casually mentioned and referenced Which to me is just so fucking weird I've forgotten about that

People who aside from us know what R&L is Yeah What does R&L stand for? Are Wooping and Nick and Lloyd? Yeah James remembers Nick and, oh Lloyd yeah of course Yeah I wasn't there on the day it was made So there was the R which you can use

mistake for being my actual name actually is fucking Raal Reapier I love that that is the reason that there was an R in there and it just happened to work out I forget about that I actually forgot about the old Jarm Media channel I forgot about that as well yeah

yeah yeah I guess it goes over fucking four channels now technically if you I was trying to I was I was I'm looking at the URL and I was like, why don't we have JAR Media as the URL? And then I searched and I was like, oh, because it's this fucking one. The YouTube slash JARMedia is the old fucking channel. Yeah.

The abandoned one. I love that. We just abandoned that channel like, like, in years ago. And it was so unceremonial. We just were like, yeah, I can't use it anymore. Yeah, because fuck make a studio. Fuck then. Or like cool studios.

Yeah, I love them. Really cool studios. Yeah, thoughts on the more extreme and passionate fans of Jaya then. Extreme usually implies something bad to me. Yeah. Like I enjoy funny memes and having fun and that stuff. But there is like a degree where it can go a bit far for me. But passion is good, extreme passion.

I'm not sure really what that means, but I'm scared of the idea. I don't really look at Reddit at all So That's the one I've never got into like my My flow of apps I look at Even though I have it And I only follow like I follow the JAR Media Reddit

And Destiny 2 And Halo It is good for games I love our slash gaming gamers games I slash wish R slash funny That's where you start

slash gaming then you web out from there I don't But I have seen some funny memes From the jar media Reddit When I end up You know someone will put it on Twitter And I'll see it

Or some shit I liked the Jerusalem fried chicken Image Yeah that's a classic one What are we gonna get there What would you get But I was behind the counter

Am I saying? serving you are and I killed somebody I just beaten whoever was there and I was going to stab us give us some free JFC don't say it like it's real it is real don't say it like it's an accepted

you know brand yeah JFC he's an accepted brand though it's like when you get those buckets in Tesco SFC fuck off yeah yeah James if you're driving around the country and you just happen

to see a JFC just on the street, would you pull over and just go in and get... Are you saying if I was in Israel or just in England? If you were driving around England and you just happened to go down a street

that had a JFC, would you pull over and stop what you were doing to get a JFC? You're taking your wife to hospital she's about to deliver. Fuck that. JFC is on the menu. Okay, no, no, no, no.

here's no no this is the actual proper answer the proper answers depends if there's a parking space instantly that I can go into if there's not yeah that's such a classic that's such a dad maneuver they're like they're driving and then they'll just swerve into the fucking parking space because they're like fuck it we're going

here no because it's just like if you have to find a parking space you know the the effort and getting the parking space is more than the the payoff as well as whatever yeah yes like you I don't live life, I live life

by what parking spaces I can get into. That's it. If I fancy eat a donut. If I can't park, I'm not getting the donut. If I need to pick something up, if I can't park, I'm not picking it up. That's simple. That should be the equation of everything. That's it. Simple. You have to live life like that if you

want an easy life. You need to train Gaias to sit in the side seat and you just open the door, he pops out. You do a lap round and then on the returning lap he just hops in. No, you could just, that's what you have kids for. Okay, have a child then. I was just saying about your wife delivering a baby, so like...

Yeah, have your own offspring. We've already discussed. I'm not continuing the bloodline. Can I just do something of cruelly honest? Yes. James is not very good at parking. Well, in a shot... Okay, no.

Okay, what basis do you have of this? Every time you've parked with us in the car. That's because we're in Swindon. No, that's not true. You've parked in goddamn Tesco where there's like 30... You'll find the space, like, in the car park where the least cars are. Yes, so you can park as haphazardly as you want. That's not true.

That is true. When I have to park properly, I park properly. if it's 8 o'clock in a same in Tesco's when there's 10 people I'm going to park a bit wonky because I'm on the other side of the car park nobody's parking there it's fine I stay in the box though I don't ever go over the box I'm always I disagree that you've seen it once and that was in Swindley I've seen it more than once no no stop making me out as if I can't park

I'm sure you can but I guess you just can't be bothered No, that time, the last time you saw me in Tesco's car park, was I parked correctly? Yes, I was. Yeah, but that barely counts. That car park is always abandoned, so you can just, like, drive anywhere in that one. I park properly. I understand the avoidance. Yeah, I'm not saying...

The marking's horrible. I'm not saying it's a character fault. I'm just saying you deserve to be prosecuted for it. If you have to parallel park in a town centre, that's like, I don't, no, no. It's that famous, it's Marlborough, it's that fucking top gear thing. Yep. It's like, if I'm driving around town for parking space, if there's like 10 parallel parking car parking spaces free, I'm not going in them.

I will drive around until I find a normal one. Okay, then. Cartoon War Studios asks, asks us this, I can't fucking talk. continue the ice cream discussion one what are your thoughts on mini milks oh mini milk yeah fuck yeah mini milks yeah I always rated mini milks

because they're the perfect size any bigger and it'll be too much mini milk let me check that's what she said you'll know the ones suck though oh they're fucking cheese no they aren't I knew you ate mini milks I fucking knew you would

I hate them did they give you a headache No, no, they give me earwakes. It's the size of cold. What fuck? Ice cream gives me earwakes. All ice cream gives me earwakes. Do you mean? Brain freeze. No, earwakes. No, cold. If it's cold, it gives me an earache.

Because I've got fucked ears. You'll give me an earache. Listen to this shit. Oh. James describes the way things affect him makes him sound like he's like a different species to me or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like, I just can't relate to some of it. No, it's because...

Yeah. I've... My ears are fucked. I have, like, broken ears. I always have. It's like, as a kid, I went to the doctor's, like, on a regular basis because my ears have always been fucked. So, for some reason, my eardrums are, like, really hypersensitive to cold. So if I eat or drink anything that's cold, if I drink, like, water out of a fridge, I get really bad earwake.

How do your ears know when you're drinking something? I don't know but it's just a thing it's just like one of those things like all of me's broken there's not an actual part of me that works why are we laughing at that that's a horrible thing to say

it's true though I wasn't laughing I'm I'm gonna edit it in as you laughing I just make you laugh at everything yeah but you need to get audio of Ruben laughing I've got

hundreds of Jarkas to choose from I've never laughed yeah that's an issue I go through every episode I'm like shit you never laughed like that fucking skit what do they call

Key and Pee or the key and Peele skit just never laugh Lauren can't laugh That's a good one That is hilarious No I just want to call out Mini milks are shit. Don't forget that. They're not good.

Okay, well, what was the next one? Because we've spent too much time on fucking mini milks. There must have been more questions to that segment, whatever it was. It was two questions, and I just refused to answer the second one at this time. Mumbo Bumbo asks this. Please, no, people say dogs know around 100 words they aren't taught. What words do you reckon the jar dogs know? Percy.

he doesn't Guy, there's no spin time pretty intimately He does no spin time All the dogs now know spin time Not as Not as thoroughly as Guyas, I'm sure Does he actually

When you say the words Does he like react Does he know what you're saying? No, but that's not correct Because you can say the same You can say a thousand words But if you said them the same way There'd always be a reaction

Because it's how you say things that gets a reaction and not what you say. No, but I thought Collies were smart enough to be able to distinguish between actual words and assigning them to items and things. Yeah, I just can't think of any at the moment. He knows the difference between toys because, you know, that's like a normal thing.

Voie? My dogs know voy. Turkey boy. Turkey boy. James, why did you sigh when I said voy? Because as a devoy, I know it changed me. No, for those are confused, um, since I got Paisley because she is not a boy, like Argy is, and I kept saying good boy to her. I don't know. Instead of like learning two things, I'm just going to combine.

I'm just saying boy instead, because it's all encompassing, argues, learning two things. Mackey Gitor asks If possible, could the 2016 election predictions video be uploaded? No. Fun fact, the only reason I mentioned this is because I actually went looking for it on my hard drive. I can't even remember it actually. I think it was just me, Alex and Rubin. We were on Discord or Skype.

Have it. Or had it. because it might be one of the ones I had which in that case like fucking god we probably ended up I reckon it was on

the hard drive of what is now James's PC uh oh yeah not on this hard drive I made sure to delete it no that's what I'm saying

so it probably that's that yeah it's long gone I couldn't see no we could have done a joke of that we could have just uploaded that every four years

yeah yeah yeah but I remember like editing it and being like I don't know about this just leaving they've been like a couple

lost blabs like yeah because we were just so do you remember Jim like years ago I guess when Destiny 2 first came out we recorded like a like a Destiny 2 what I wish the story

had been or something like that yes my own like fan fiction basically but I don't remember I just never edited it yeah Oh, well Sovix has a funny

B-Clux being a thing Funny and epic jar-related story Feet, quirky teenager are N her mum I'm a 17-year-old Finnish listener whose mom is somewhat harshly criticizing my taste in clothing because I usually buy vintage stuff from second-hand stores

and I use teas with prints that are interesting slash funny to me Sometimes my mum jokes about getting rid of my ugly jackets and shirts, which is quite alerting at times. A few months ago, I ordered myself a jar shirt with Dick the Head on it, because I thought it looked absolutely ridiculous and, well, why not support one of my favourite podcasts? I was ready for my mum to make fun of the shirt and how hideous Dick the Head looks like she usually does with my stuff that I wear, but surprisingly, she loved the shirt for some reason, and it managed to make her smile when I first took it out of the package. I don't know if it's the print itself or the colour, the jar shirt being my only pink shirt,

but she treats it very carefully, almost protectively, but without admitting anything. He's just got a dumbed diced. I tried to wash the shirt with red laundry once, but I got stopped by my mum who passed by the room, saying the print might turn red. If she did that. A couple days ago, I went out to the forest to get firewood, finished country life, and she insisted that I shouldn't wear the shirt because it might get dirty, rip, despite it being under a long-sleeve shirt.

Her protectiveness over the shirt continues, which is kind of nice considering one of my other shirts that I order get this treatment. Should I order my mum one too as a surprise present and report what she thought of it? You should order 20. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. Fuck your wife's up there. Order as many as you like.

You need a cam. Yeah. In fact, just anyone. I don't care who you are. yeah get one for your money you have just buy it fucking max out your credit card just buy as many as you can what do you think the truth is

only sensible person here don't do that what why is it sensible she loves the shirt she admitted herself in the no for real though yeah buy that by that fuck it funny yeah

but what do you think the the truth of the story is do you think she genuinely just is tickled by the or the fact that it's pink and she wants her daughter to be in the pink and blue mindset? Oh, making it political, are we?

Well, this is the jarcast. Who here owns a pink shirt? Me? I'm too, I think. Not me. Purple's my favourite colour, so I've been used to have an anti-pink and blue mindset my whole life, I'm afraid. I've also, my favourite colour is also purple

and I've been the same as Alex Since when's your favourite colour in purple? How did I not know this about you? For a very long time Since he played San Andreas Yes, not San Andreas Actually, yeah, San Andreas Why San Andreas?

Because the ballers were... Purple. We're purple, they're gang colour. Gang life. Yeah, I don't know. I got nothing. Everyone just trialled off. and I had nothing, I just said, um, for some reason.

Uh, his favorite color is pink. My favorite color isn't pink. Reuben's favorite color is blue because he's a racist. Dick the head as a question for us. What is each of your least favorite James opinions? Oh, the gold is a good song. Stay gold? Stay gold, yeah.

Okay. For me, it's, um, this, this weird, obsession with a Butch Cassidy Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a great movie

Why haven't you watched it? Did I say that? There are just infinite great movies I haven't watched I never will watch them more Yeah there are a lot of movies

James Oh look I like Red Dead Redemption But I haven't seen Butch Cassidy in the Sundance Kid Oh look at me I like you You don't even like Red Dead

That's my least Hello my name's James I like cars And I've not watched Every single race in existence No because cars are shit I hate cars.

Why haven't you, if you like cars so much, why haven't you watched Cars 1, 2 and 3? Yeah. And or other than Mages, adventures, whatever they were called. There's so many. I looked on Disney Plus. Fucking hell, there's so many cars shorts.

No, the only one you want to watch is the Fast and Furious cartoon. That is... The Netflix one. Yeah. Is that a thing? Yes, yeah. Vin Diesel actually appears in it.

Yeah. Yeah, the Oz. else hello. Spy races. Yeah, it's Dominic Tureto's cousin or something. That's weird. Incredible.

Do you have any answers, Rubin? To what? Least favourite James' opinion. Well, a lot of his shit is bait and nonsense. For example, James hasn't played Dark Souls 2, but he insists that it's good or maybe even the best one. I can't remember.

So, you know, that's pretty stupid. Okay, then just, let's just go out from the, the pick on James date. What's your least favorite Alex's opinion then? Okay, do it. Okay, let's just make this broad. Okay, then you guys go first. Why, you brought it up? I'm trying to think of Alex.

I haven't got anything for it. Yeah, you brought it up and then you just tried to offload it onto all of us. You haven't even had to think about it. Max Payne 3? Okay, yeah, that is one. Yeah, we can all agree on that now. So Ruben agrees with us now. Alright, yeah.

But consider the version I played, the Xbox 360 version. Definitely a bad version to play. Like, who's arguing that, like, that's like the best way to play that game? Nobody, but it doesn't make it bad. Yeah. Did I say it was bad? Yes. Yes.

You fought the death over that game, Alex. Oh, Max Payne 3 is really bad. It's so boring. it's so boring there's no character max pain is a really horrible character i don't like him he complains too much i mean it's all true but yeah he's too sad i don't remember saying it's too sad and if i did it was so long ago i've literally no he's too sad that that was like your whole point he's not happy enough really that was my complaint his wife and child were murdered he's not happy enough. You're arguing gets to a point that I made so long ago that I can't

even remember that I made. Well, it clearly affected me in certain ways, didn't it, Alex? It really dug deep. So, if you're saying, if you don't remember it, it's you can't use that as a point. Well, you can't say that up on anything I said then, because I don't remember making.

Because it was this long ago. An argument, by the way, that I brought up to remind you of. Yes, that is valid. No, but the only part I remember is that I don't like Max Payne 3 Because you play Because you're

He had the I bet I'm betting any money That Alex played it the same as Ruben did That's why we've been hated it So if Alex played it properly he'd like it What are you talking about? I don't know

I don't even know what I'm talking about I forgot I don't know what James is talking about Okay disappointed no one even had an answer I've got an answer I do as well go on then

go on a quick go first no you go first because my one will actually cancel Alex okay okay you go first

god damn it just fucking say somebody um Alex isn't crazy about Jack White what you mean you're not I've never

I've never like sat down and properly giving him a listen there you go cancel culture do your thing what was and I like the white stripes oh you're just trying to name name three songs uh Jamie is the gatekeeper

I can't name three songs from albums I know Ruby can you say that again but loud Jamie is the gatekeeper of all things white okay I'd like to defend myself no you can't you're not allowed to do that okay

I'm moving on there I mean I had no more to that so yeah neither did I no do you know what's the most opinion I hate about Alex and Jamie it's the fact that they don't like cinnamon sorry

shut up it's not a it's not an opinion I don't mind cinnamon anymore yeah that's the thing like if it's if it's used intellectually and with restraint

it can be pleasant but if it's like fucking cinnamon what's it called the jelly beans oh my god I used to eat

terrible those were absolutely awful I used to eat ginger and I'm kind of starting to like ginger now I like ginger in like curries and like as a savory thing I think ginger bread is

fucking shit ginger bread is lovely ginger bread is great no you guys are crazy if you think that. Ginger bread is horrible. Ginger bread is great. Ginger beer is horrible.

I think you've just got baby tastes. I think I've just got fucking actually an opinion on something for once. Oh, did you read that on Reddit? Speaking of Reddit, bow three fathers

says, hey fellow fathers, here is my question. Everyone go around and answer. put these film directors slash creators in order of best to worst J.J. Abrams, Seth McFarlane. Okay, J.J. Abrams is at the bottom. No, you've got to let me list it first before.

J.J. Abrams, Seth MacFarlane, George Lucas, Ryan Johnson. Yeah. They wrote it in a really difficult way to read, so I had to break it down like that. So J.J. Abrams, Seth Macfarlane, George Lucas and Ryan Johnson. Okay, Seth McFarlane, J.J. Abrams, Ryan, and then George Rukhist. Yeah, mine's the same. Mine's actually the same as James's.

Hang on. Starting with Seth MacFarlane being my least favorite, then JJ, then Ryan, then George. Well, yeah, I would say that as well. Mine's the same, but the opposite. I think the fact that Seth MacFarlane actually, like, has an opinion, you know I, in the way

art should, it makes me feel strongly in a certain way whereas J.J. Abrams is just like empty. Yeah. So I'm going to put Seth MacFallan above J.J. Abrams. You're really really? Yeah.

Yeah. No, I understand that very kind of for. I read it on Reddit. but to be fair of all the movies I like most Ryan has made the best oh yeah oh my god yeah the only reason I put George above him is just

legacy yeah legacy more than anything oh I forgot George Lucas was in there um yeah George George is number one out of all those yeah especially now the uh my my graduate

Stockholm syndrome for the prequels. Yeah. And now there's just a building and now I just enjoy watching them like at first. I really want to watch them again. I'm watching this so many times ironically surely this is just me watching them at this point.

Hey Jha, recently it feels like a fair amount of people I know have started watching TikTok. Now this probably doesn't sound very strange but it feels like they are addicted to it when before they flat out rejected the thought of even downloading it. But now that they've downloaded it, it feels like

they can't get enough. This is starting to worry me. Thoughts? My thoughts is that my colleague at work downloaded it one day and for the whole day at the end of day she said today I've spent seven hours on TikTok and this is drawn on Thursday

Wow TikTok is I think you just have to accept that it's just a mainstainer like it's the younger people use it that's just like one of their main social media is now whether you like you know we could take a deep dive into it but it would take forever to

to come up with actual you know nuance coherent and intelligent arguments that I'm just don't just sound like boomers not understanding something I don't like it it doesn't like you either I don't like you we don't like Vine either it's just like what's the fucking point of this like to me it doesn't feel like Instagram Twitter YouTube there's all like a really specific like that's the thing What's the TikTok thing Mouthing along to songs And then

Yeah, doing Doing pretty bad dances To pretty bad songs Is Oh, I see them on my Instagram And I just want to hurt myself

Every time I see them Yeah Oh, Maybe a few TikTok users Could tell us in the comments Because I don't fucking know Why people use it For the clout, mate

For the clout, mate. No, he's a TikTok is just clout. That's all it is. People use it to get clout. I mean, you can say it about any social media. No. No. Except for Facebook. Except for Facebook, yeah. It's the one. Because Facebook is about it. One day, TikTok is going to be what Facebook is to us now.

No, no. It's a good thing to think about. No, no, it's not. What do you think is going to happen instead? TikTok is never going to get to the cesspool level that is Facebook. It already is a cesspool. It's a different kind of cesspool, though. Facebook is a different kind of cesspool. Well, where it's like sad and redundant and old.

And massively racist. Oh, yeah, yeah, Facebook is speaking of boomers. Okay, Bucket God says, what is your favourite choice of whiskey at the moment? I tried the Belvenny 12, your recommendation, and must say, it's pretty nosh. Well, okay, well, I've got to confess something. prior to a quarantine

I did not drink much since quarantine I get absolutely shit-faced every weekend like can't walk shit-faced every weekend and my my poison is always risky

and I've been trying when it's sours which amazes me unless yeah they're sours because they're just like drinking sugar I'm so foul

I tried a nice bourbon cream yesterday but just please if you pronounce it what the fucking chocolate biscuit cream no keep calling it that I don't care

it was a bullet bourbon I was recommended it by what's his name Louise Fair what Louis CK I don't know

he does things and people like him that does not know it sounds like Louis CK alright I was recommended that and that's quite nice

I like the bourbon I've also the Yamazaki is still the best whiskey ever like I've not drank anything nearly as good as that yeah I like the Bovini I'm not fan of the Bellevini really yeah it's

it's just not to my taste this gets you got a shit taste then wait I will always recommend the Yamazaki it's expensive and it's probably difficult to buy now because Yamazaki doesn't make whiskey because of people buying them I always recommend that but you should

I just like to say if you like whiskey, you're a pathetic man-child. I've got to drink beer. I've got to drink something that tastes foul to be a man. No, I'm going to drink a sex on the beach over a fucking

I would have, no, and I drink a on an island, but I can't. So, like, would you expect me to do? Drink a whiskey sour, like a real man. I just can't. Specifically whiskey, James. Why not a different type of spirit? Okay, because this is...

I have a weird mentality to alcohol. I don't like alcohol. I really don't like alcohol. If I'm going to drink alcohol, I'm going to get as smashed as possible because there's no other point to it. So I will just drink the strongest stuff. That's just the logic.

Likki isn't even the strongest stuff? No, but I need... I can't just instantly start drinking the absinth. I need to start somewhere. You need to drink absinence. You just get some of that really strong, overproof rum they sell in Tesco now. 65%.

starting out because like let's make this let's make this 100% clear I'm 23 years old the first time I got pissed was a 23 years old I've never been drunk before this year and now I'm getting drunk every weekend I'm not gonna go into the really strong stuff I'm starting strong just not super strong and that is a 45% Bourbon 45% is pretty strong here it is I got I got by I started it about 7 o'clock yesterday. By 10 o'clock I was a mess. But how much of the bottle are you actually drinking in one session?

On a weekend when we play God because we just play God. I'll drink over half the ball as well as multiple times. Yeah. What the fuck? How?

Just how? To keep going. You don't stop. And you're not just messed up the next day? And you're definitely. No, no, no, no. But I can get up and still function.

I'll sit down and have breakfast and take my time, but I can still, I'd do thing. Wow, and you're still keen to drink whiskey again after that? Oh, yeah. Because that's what, that's what has put me off whiskey for a while. I haven't puked yet. I haven't had any of that. No, it's, I'm not going to stop.

Because I went to the sours for a bit, but sours is just like nothing. I wasn't getting to that level of like, fuck, so every weekend it's whiskey. Just really expensive when I'm buying like 40 pound of whiskey that only last like more than one night. I, it's silly, but that's just how it is. I did actually start drinking a lager. One day I drank like eight bottles of lager.

Got a really bad headache. So then I just drank whiskey as well because then it felt better. Yeah, I like lager now. I don't like Italian one. No, the Italian one is nice, but it's just like I don't want to drink. I don't like drinking a large quantity to feel something. That doesn't appeal to me. I just want to drink the smallest amount and get the most games, almost.

Just pure efficiency. Yeah. It's got to be efficient. Okay. Let's end on this one then from Iron Helmate, Triple Two. What is the most satisfying thing that you encounter in daily life? Dogs. I was thinking.

When I've got one, little thing. when my coffee from my coffee machine fills up perfectly to the top of the little glass because you, you know, you measure it or whatever, you set it. And it feels it with such a, with the perfect amount of foam on it, so it kind of looks like a tiny Guinness. That's my satisfying thing for me. Seeing, oh, good, coffee didn't overflow today, or it didn't go a little bit too under it or whatever.

And it has a nice top. Yeah. Satisfying. Satisfying. Uh, pollution's always satisfying for me. What? Jim? Uh, getting a two kill streak on Cod.

No, it's getting a war zone win on Cod. That's the most satisfying thing. The daily thing, James. What, you're getting one win every day. Fuck you. Well, yeah, unless you've got any more satisfying things. Oh, I'm trying to think, what is satisfying? What is, like, Like, really satisfying. Scratching an itch, picking your nose, busting a nut.

Eating dinner. I'm hungry as hell. I'm starving. I haven't eaten today. Like, I don't know what's satisfying. Well, you've got to think about that and come back next week then. No, no. Is my life so void of just, like, interesting things?

Nothing satisfying. No, it's just like, you do a poo every day. That's satisfying. When you're going to leave yourself? We know they're not satisfying Alex, you've gone over this. Okay, what about a pee? Just pee. No, the only satisfying pee is when you really need to pee.

So when you pee... No, I'm going to do one-up, you there. When you finally pass that kidney ston. I've not had that. What? I've not done that. what um increases your likelihood of getting a kidney stone uh coke drinking tea apparently really green tea or normal tea all tea okay i'm getting a kidney stone then

well if you uh have any kidney stone uh knowledge make sure you let us know because i ain't gonna research it yeah they can be really bad they can be so big you have to like you yeah apparently the most painful thing you can experience like when you get the ones that are like so big where they can't actually you can't piss them out you have to have your like cut open to get rid of them

well there's there's that therapy where they like use supersonic sound waves to blast them into like bits you can piss out yeah yeah it just makes well yeah it's one of my biggest fears no my biggest fear is um

sleep parallelis. Paralitis. Yeah, I've never experienced that, but it ain't very satisfying. So all the time, man, all the time. You're used to it. Okay, but not as itchy as you want, Ruben. It makes me feel alive.

Well, any final words then before we end this up? Um, yeah. Thank you.