JAR Media Posdact - Poor Patrol - JARCast Episode 322

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:01 Housekeeping 11:51 Alex Actually Found The Den of Kites 21:07 Finally! A Star Wars Rey Movie! Another One! 24:34 Alex Talks About the Latest Mando Season 29:53 Jim Talks Batman Animated Series 34:36 James Suddenly Loves Obscure Arthouse Cinema 42:36 Alex Talks Succession 55:23 Mid Break 57:06 Reddit Questions: Worst Nicknames 1:05:26 A JARling Gaslights Us 1:06:11 The Bi Question 1:16:08 Sleeper Agent Activation Sentence 1:20:33 New Zelda Excitement 1:26:42 If Jim & Alex were into Warhammer, what faction would they choose? 1:34:10 An Ex-Gooner Writes In...

Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Jamieger podcast. A bunch of lymies coming in tonight. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, a bunch of lymies coming in tonight. Who's the lymeest around here? Uh, you are. Why is it always me? I'm always the guy who's sleeping like, I'm always the guy who's the lymeest.

I'm always the guy. well maybe um if you stop being the guy the guy from free guy so I'm also the most like Ryan well with your tiny eyes I figured out who has actually has the tiniest eyes around who

Donald Trump you ever looked at his eyes he's got like lizard eyes he has the tiniest everything like his fingers tiny does he yeah his height tiny that's why he has those shoes that like tilt Oh, they make him stand like a centaur?

Yeah. I forgot about that. No, that's like a whole body frame, isn't it? He wears like an... He wears an exosuit underneath his suit. Yeah. And it like forms his... Like, he's got the perfect anterior pelvic tilt.

That's sigma. That's sigma. It would be intimidating there. No, but if it was on anyone else but him. No, he would intimidate you. He wouldn't intimidate me. No, if he went... You're fired.

Imagine if he could hover. I feel like he can. He would just be Harkinen. Yeah, exactly. He would just be Harkening. I don't know what that means. You know, Dune, the bad guy. The floating guy.

A hovering obese guy. Yeah. Harkinen. They owned the planet before the, um, Oakis had control of the planet. Man, you guys are, when they were trying to, they would be moved over by the empire of man,

the Imperium, to collect spice on, um, the planet. The planet you can't even remember the name of. Um, so on this episode of. Tatooeen, you idiot. On this episode of Warhammer 40K. Well, good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gents, welcome to the JAR Media POSD Act. Episode.

What is this? 32. 32. I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim and James. Peace out. Come on, guys. Maybe I should give you guys a little nickname like the old days. No, I don't need any more nicknames.

No, no, we can whip out one of the old ones for you, James, or should I say, sausage crumbler? That was never one. It was. That's one you came up with. No, I... That was definitely one of yours. Nothing.

Pierce? That was definitely one of yours. Pierce, yeah. Let's stick with Pierce. Just, that was going to be my name. That's not really a nickname. It was my name. It was actually, your parents were going to name you Pierce.

No, oh my God. Do you know? We did talk about this. We've talked about this before. Your law memory is atrocious. Oh, yeah. My memory's bad anyway, let alone when it's specific. Yeah, unless it's like, Dune characters. Well, yeah, that I'll remember.

Because I actually, like, need to remember that, you know. Okay. When are you guys going to review the Paul Patrol movie? I'm, I refuse to watch... The Poor Patrol? The Poor Patrol, more like the police. Poor P-O-O-R Anyway, before we get too deep into the show

Let me shout out the J-Media patrons That make the audio version as possible And get their names read out If they are the right tier or above Was Pierce laughing about now? Just a good joke that you didn't respect Yeah, you flew under your waiter It was pretty funny

I thought yeah guys guys hello yo what's up this is normally the part where we do the housekeeping segment where we round of conversations from the previous episode

I'm kidding I love cleaning up I don't I actually love it if it's yellow let it matter if it's brown flush it down

well guys I'll tell you what sea lion has our first one here you left this comment a biting criticism um are you how would you know

as a he what did I say he did I sea lion is not gender specific yeah you've got to use they I'm confused what I said

are quite masculine though sea lions aren't though they're androgynous that's true see you get fucking clown with science dumb ass I don't even know what I said um you said he

yeah sea lion he he lion said Insoles Huh? Okay, now fuck He's a cunt, fuck him Incells

What's his profile picture though? What about them? What's their profile picture? It's them and their dog No, show me No, we're not going to be about that one of these So he's calling us insoles He's clearly an insults

He just said he? Oh Oh, hey Well, no, Alex just specified that it was him and his dog So Alex But you might be throwing you off to get you under the bus with him

Oh yeah Alex is the title to go down with me What about insults though What did we talk about He's calling it Well I assume it's an insult Yeah they're calling us insults Oh

Okay Tushay Dillux de Strait says You guys are like a straight podcast For queer people I mean that as a compliment Yeah it's like nobody who's straight is watching this

I'm not straight Yeah I don't know what that means Andrew Pohl said knew the second Alex said Pot and Pre, James was going to hate it. And Pottenpre said Pottenpre, gentlemen, along with being the only Hawaiian mighty, I'm proud to say... That's been proven wrong, though. They aren't the only Hawaiian... Or mighty. Huh?

I am the Hawaiian Mighty. Let him have this. I'm proud to say, I as well, am the only latter-day... saint, Mormon, mighty and would like to tell little James that he's in good luck if he wanted to be an Asian in the pre-mortal life. When we were all spirits before coming here to get

bodies, we could all be classified as angels, so technically James was once a sweet angel. I still am. This is a Mormon podcast. I'll give you that. I'll give you that, my friend. I'll give you that. I'll be no basilisk

says, just wanted to shout out the jarling. I almost cracked myself in a place where I usually wouldn't be comfortable announcing needing to use the bathroom But then I thought back to all the jarlings who ruined countless underwear Countless pants Countless enduring permanent embarrassment and I Countlessly finally put my foot down so I just excused myself said I was going to get gas for my vehicle And then just asked to use the bathroom boom It was that simple stay strong jar

Okay I'm glad you didn't poo yourself but you're not a giling until you have so sorry try again next time that is um one of the university entry requirements university yeah gile university yeah yeah yeah yeah you need at least three e's e or us actually make it a bit better Okay, who here has had a U? I have, I have I think Damn, we're all U's

What did you get a U in? We did it just studies One of the questions was was misogynistic So I said this is misogynistic I'm not answering it And I got told off And I got a U It was some shit like

Prove while in the Bible Women are lesser than men And I was like no Fuck off And I got a you It's actually because women Are formed from a bone of man That being the rib of man

rib. Yes. Yes, I ain't going to be misogynistic in my paper for some exam. But, but explaining why something is misogynistic doesn't make you misogynistic. No, but it wasn't asking us. Oh yeah, I guess that it was.

It's a misogynistic question. I think I got a bee in religious studies. Yeah, there was loads of coursework for me, so I just copied Wikipedia pages and pasted them and just got a bee. Alex was chat TBT before chat TBT. If you did... No, because my logic was,

like surely this isn't going to work so I did it once it worked so and then I just kept doing it and it worked yeah no but was this coursework or was this homework or is it it was coursework um for what no but you don't do coursework for religious studies unless you chose it I did do course work though see I see this is the thing I never did homework ever I've never done any homework really yeah and they never told me off so why'd I do it damn that that is a big thing What, homework? No, discipline.

Like, what do you think should have happened to James for not doing his homework? Physical, um, abuse. No more call the duty, boy. The only time I ever got detention was because I sat under a table. Were you hiding? No, it's just like, I was in, I was in set 10. I was in, like, I was so low at languages, which is funny. I was so, and it's just like, they were all the, the really unwell-behaved kids away.

so I was like all they're doing is like punching computers so I'm going to go sit under the table in the hallway and then she saw me under the table and gave me instant

after school detention and then all the kids who were smashing up computers got away she thought you were being naughty yeah and it's just like yeah

I went to detention and then let me go early so it's just like what was I disciplined over it didn't change my trajectory in life being disciplined no but that's being disciplined

for the right wrong thing. See, I had two detentions. You had more than me if you're saying something. I had two, right? One was because, you know, on like whiteboard pens? Yeah. They had like a bit of plastic, right? With, like, the label and stuff. I peeled that off

because, like, you know, you just can't help it. There was like a little strand ready to be pulled, so I pulled on it. And she was like, you broke my pen. You've got to stay here on your lunch break because you broke my pen. See, that's not an after school. That's just a detention. Well,

well that's still detention I got after school ones in sick form but sick form isn't even real so see my other one was for I didn't bring colouring pens I know exactly you gave you that one yeah top G

oh my god see this is the thing but in primary school I never had a break in like year 5, 6 I never had a lunch break because I was in detention all the time because I was just awful you were quite a bad boy yeah I was awful

and then I became a fucking loser in second school and here I am you saying you should have kept being a bad boy no because then I would have live trajectory it would have been different hmm what I'm saying is don't follow the walls

don't pay taxes oh but definitely what guys I got a story for you I found something cool I like going on hikes

right for a hike the other day an area I've never been before I was mapping it out right you bring like a pencil and a bit of scrap paper and like actually yeah yeah I'd like Red Dead

Like hollow night sort of I went like nearby There's all these like fields and stuff I just went exploring right I stumble into this field and I see Do you know what Do you know what a kite is It's a bird

It's a native bird to the UK It's a bird a bird of prey The smallest bird of prey They're called kites because they look like a kite In the sky when they're flying Yeah they're big birds They got a little way No kites are bigger than Ospreys

And we have Ospreys here. Yeah, we've got a bunch here. But, yeah, I was wandering around. I see a fair few kites. And I'm like, this is getting a bit scary. I look in the distance. I see a line of trees, you know. Right.

What do I see in the trees? Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five. Not six. Not seven, not eight, not nine, not ten. Yeah, okay. I found the den of kites. It's real. like where they gather

yeah there were tens and tens of kites you know what I think many kids have lost them recently lost what oh I get it I get it when you were first when you were first telling the story

and you were like oh I got a bit scared I was thinking man what a what an actual like pathetic human you know and then but now that you've described the end of it I think that many cites would scare me. No, I think it's a little.

It was difficult because as they started walking closer they started taking off. But that's just a little snapshot of how many I was seeing. God, it's like the Battle of Britain. Yeah, yeah. For those listening, there's like a picture of like six birds.

Yeah. Or this is one of the tree look up there. There's three. There's one of people there. Yeah. It was a great moment because I was like it was kind of a grounding moment I was like the den of kites is real

there's one that's scooting off I was like am I if I wandered into Burdemic 3 so oh my god there's there's been an influx of kites

ever since because like in the UK for you foreigners um the we're in a crisis I don't think we're in a crisis no the country is in crisis

and the country's been in crisis for fucking no but like it's it's been getting worse and worse and worse and we've like are you talking about birds? No we've breached crisis and the answer to the crisis is a PC graphic algorithm graphic that's my answer but the

what the the councillors have been doing the local the town councilors the local government the town council every local government is like everything's falling apart we're all getting poorer build more houses they give the

the cry a few kites to release and they're like this will balance but ever since this estate appeared and they do appear like there'll just be like 20 houses suddenly in a place that used to be a field and then like 30 houses in

another, but the amount of kites I see every day now, since these houses, yeah, I don't know if it's like part of the scheme, you know, or the kite regime, you know? What do you think of that conspiracy theory that's like, birds aren't real? But, let's not even give attention to it, come on. Right, it's nice. Well, this is, this is, this is, yeah, it's humor. No, but, well, how can you? prove that they are real? Well, they're animals. We've got evidence of their evolution.

We've got hundred and hundreds of... What, you have this evidence? Yeah. Give me a shotgun and I can give you prove that they will. No, but like, we don't know the level to which the government is capable. They're actually surveillance. They're biological surveillance drones. Yeah. If they were, Alfred Hitchhawk Coch was on to something Alfred Hitchhawk was onto something Alfred Hitch kite fan

Cock was into something Maybe you were onto something Alex Maybe I was on something You say this So you're saying you see less of them Than you used to No I see more

There are more kites than humans There's so many more We live in the country Bro, they're seasonal No no no More have appeared Since there has been less country There are more now than ever

And there's also more houses I always see kites They need more kites They need more birds to surveil The bigger the bird The bigger the cone of surveillance What happens when humans start You know populating

And weeing Whats What do kites eat Vermin Boom Like I see loads Well actually you see it You've been the country

No wait so I was walking today this morning quite early this this estate right another estate has appeared next to this estate they grow yeah they're like bacteria they're like a fungus you know yeah yeah they're just grows and grows and I was walking down the hill

and it was the the damnedest thing right walking down the hill through the estate and two swans are just walking up the road All those, Paisley loves those swans. Yeah, yeah, you know those very swans, but they were just walking up the road. Like, way, like, they were up the road, you know? So, you know, rest in peace, Queenie.

Now we're allowed to just kill as many swans as we want. Yeah, true. Try it. Bro, I almost had to. They're vicious. Yeah. They'll, like, gut you. They'll pick you up by your hair and just...

You guys are potting my fucking prey right now Well no it's just like your bird conspiracy has been saved for a future video that we've been having in the works for years We're accumulating evidence that it's going to generally break everything If you think Andrew Taylor's the star you've not, you know what's seen what's coming Was that thing he was that is it does he do that or is it? No he does that this and he does like a really cute dance like mr bairns well guys there's a couple more topics i want to throw out there if you're done with the kite thing you're done with the kite thing guys got any more to say about the kites guys uh least favorite but yeah i'd agree with

that i like condos more like operation condo okay can we move on from i don't mind just making this I think I a secret secret or operation to destabilise socialist parties in Latin America that led to the torture and death of hundreds of thousands of people. Condors. Operation condor. I love condors. Biggest wingspan. Yeah, really, really cool animals. Do you want to know another cool fact?

What else? Funeralds shouldn't happen. Oh, because of the sky burials? Yeah, sky burials are like the best thing. That is like a funeral. No, yeah, but it's glorious. Having birds whip you apart is like. the most glorious thing imaginable.

We need to make the respect of the dead cool again. So the goal should be to die and have the most metal fucking death going. There are some animals I wouldn't want to be eaten by the... Especially some birds. What about fish?

Puanas, like in a piranha tank, just throw the body in. No, just in the ocean. Yeah, but nobody's going to... You need to be witnessed. You know, like Mad Max. Well, I have like a submarine follow you. Yeah, fill all your family with a nuclear in a nuclear submarine and then watch. Or like, bring my body down to the lowest point in the ocean.

And watch it just like be... Explode. No, it would be compressed. And then eaten by one of those weird... Take the body all the way down to the bottom and then launch it up and then it'll explode. like a fucking firework Yeah that'll be cool Guys I want to talk about some fresh cringe that's just dropped

Well not just drawcast episode 3rd 22 Aside from that This will probably anger you guys And it'll anger people But Alex Wizard actually left this topic for us There was a new Star Wars movie announced With Ray And takes place after the sequels

Bet Jim is pumped for that one It was Star Wars celebration like a week or two ago They made some announcements Like a really good idea Like a Ray movie Yeah they did You told me about this the other day And you guys didn't believe me

I don't know what it's called Ray Ray the new one I hope it's actually this is all a decoy And it's like a movie about way from Neon Genesis Evangelion That would unironically be superior No, generally that would actually be a better movie And it would actually be more culty significant Than all of Star Wars someone's combined

Like the Ghost in the Shell live action movie That was fire That was fire Let's not Let's talk about that movie I haven't even seen it No, it's not very good I've seen it yeah

Yeah I thought it looked terrible Yeah it's awful It doesn't do any justice to Ghost in the Shell I'm a passionate hater about Over the live action adaption Okay so so far on our NDB at least with look in 2027

Star Wars New Jedi Order 20 New Jedi order Meaning new Jedi order meaning New trilogy They're gonna do the thing that everyone Wanted to see Luke do But with Ray doing it instead

So so So Um So Yeah really like strange Like director as well they've chosen Um It's this woman

Who's made a bunch of like documentaries I don't know just what are they doing why you know what I I stopped caring yeah

the nail in the coffin for me was Obi-1 really did that actually well yeah it was like if they'd have brought in some like some trash actor um like

and just been like he's Obi-1 now and then done an Obi-1 show would be like whatever but they brought you and McGregor back Like as a kid Hayden Yeah They brought these

Like childhood Figures back And it was like You're going to watch this And I was like Absolutely Yeah You know

And then they just Span in my face For like six hours Or however long Like the majority Of their project At this point They fucked it

Um Yeah I just They rush it out the gate And It's all just about like You know Just making it

For the same of it. It never feels like there's someone behind a project and they're like, I just love this thing and I really want to make it. So they're forced out the door. And there one thing that was kind of like holding them, right, was kind of the surprise success of Mandate, right? I don't think anyone was expecting it to be as popular and successful and the whole

baby Yoda shit and all that. But they've ruined that as well. Yeah, exactly. Like, I realized I didn't care anymore when season three of Mandatory. I started and I didn't even like think to go and watch it because yeah it's finished now finished the other day and it's bad like it's bad it's bad it's obvious that like there's some the rumors are like John Favreau fell out with Kathleen Kennedy the what's his name you know Pedro Pascal was apparently beefing with people and wasn't happy with the direction the project

was going the worst thing about season two for me was like this like Boca turn and all this stuff Like, I don't care really about this character, but they just turn season three into, like, she's the main character all of a sudden. And it's like, I don't care about any of this. Like, the whole hook of all of this was kind of destroyed in the book of Bob Affetchette show. They marvelled it. Like, as soon as the Disney Plus stuff came in and they were like, oh, oh, oh, saturate, saturate, saturate, saturate, saturate, saturate, saturate. Just like with the marble stuff, and it's like, this threads just pulled so fucking thin. and there's like nothing to it.

And like the end of season two was like crazy fan servicey, right, of Mando. But it had this like emotional payoff with the baby Yoda stuff. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, oh. Well, that's the bit I cared more about. That's the heart of it.

Yeah, it was about like that. That little connection, that little father-son dynamic and the humor and the cuteness of it or whatever. But yeah, they ended that thread. And instead of letting it go, in a spin-off show they have an episode where they finish an arc of two characters unrelated to the show

and then sabotage their third season from having a moment or a fourth season supposedly they weren't supposed to even meet each other for like two more seasons or something which would have been better it's like um yeah yeah it's like Disney doesn't understand like the the basics of like

I think one of the reasons the Force Awakens was so hyped was the starvation of Star Wars Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the lack of something Like creates a demand for it Yeah, yeah. When you just flood the market with your stuff, It's like supply and demand.

That's what was so special, like, being a kid, the era we were where like, there was something extra juicy about like the Force Awakens coming out. Sorry, Force Unleashed. Sorry, I'm getting confused. And it's like, man, we're so like star for new Star Wars stuff. this is like this gives something that otherwise wouldn't really be that special this extra like yeah meaning um whereas now where it's like yeah that's spoiled that's an area where start

the only area where star was still works for me is in video yeah yeah that that is like a starved market and it's um what what is that one called it's fallen order in that lot fallen order yeah whatever the new one is j Jedi survivor or something yeah um yeah those those are good but less but it's like the team you give it to like it's respawn they clearly care about yeah but it's also that that era in the star wars canon yeah you know because that's not post the original trilogy so it's not screwed by yeah um and they've almost with how good andor is as well and no one's seeing it they've like carved out this section of the fan base that they've given this little like glimmer of man this is this is what like

This is kind of cool and like a different angle. But again, it's like devised the audience. It's like some people are really against it and don't want that and they want the more fantasy silly stuff. But then Mando sucks and it's all just like a joke. Mando was the one thing. That was holding it together. Yeah, yeah.

I'm surprised. It was a two-year hiatus from the previous season. Like, it's just not good, man. It's not. um the other i guess only hopeful thing they announced was you know the director of logan james mangold he's doing a star wars movie supposedly which is about like set like thousands of years ago type thing like completely unrelated right i mean yeah it's just as a whole like i just it's not an exciting IP anymore no no that's the truth um yeah they killed it they they they

did everything wrong they made every possible they destroyed it in order to try and bring back the money they spent on it which now is a drop in the ocean like comparatively like for some of these sales that are going on now these like ridiculous sales for some of these properties

and companies that are going because it was what two four billion or something yeah it was a crazy amount of money that's like yeah just the trilogy alone their shitty trilogy probably made that back and more like yeah i don't know just just just let it die you know just just leave yeah nothing nothing couldn't save it no um but otherwise guys we probably all got a couple of things to shout out for uh things we've been enjoying at the moment things we've

been consuming um what's like the best thing for you right now in terms of that that good goodness something that's some what are you're going to put on my stories what's that going to be for you right now my stories yeah you're going to put your stories on what you're going to put on nostalgia in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the form of Batman I've been consuming as much Batman as possible like No, I haven't watched the Dark Night No, Batman, the animated series Which is like

For For us, I can say I don't remember ever seeing it on like TV No But we had VHS tapes That's what it was, it was the tapes, yeah And like, god damn What a fantastic show

You know, it's Yeah, seminal yeah it's and it's like the best media realization of that character that has ever been you know yeah and like it's obviously like made for kids yeah yeah but there's there's certain stuff in it that's like it the writers like clearly tried they they had an understanding and yeah yeah knew how to adapt it yeah and the the themes and everything in each episode like and they do like vary in quality quite yeah yeah um which is typical for like serialized saturday yeah yeah

especially with how many episodes there are too yeah um but when when you get a juicy one i watched the the mr freeze episode yesterday mm-hmm that's It's incredible And especially like the The way it like feeds into the Arkham games and stuff And the same voice cast Yeah because that's something I've also been Playing at the minute

I just finished Arkham Asylum the other week And started Arkham City Arkham City is like Is that the one? It's got to be in my top five games Of all time It's so so good I underestimated how good it was

And the the step from asylum to city it was huge you know but I was on a Spider-Man binge like the other month now I'm on a Batman binge

yeah you've shifted um what about you James City no I think I can't say this because I've consumed City through everyone but myself I've seen City

played through completely because I've seen you play it because that was what we did back then was watch Batman and having played asylum I just I can never play City even though I know it's the better one like objectively it's better

but asylum is like the golden one for me because my first experience I was always an asylum fan Asylum's cool but there's like pretty big flaws with it Yeah it's not perfect It's got like a bit of jank Yeah it's got a bit of jank

It's cool though that was from That was I guess I gave it extra credit for like kind of changing the whole like IP tie-in game type thing yeah didn't it come out around the dark night coming out yeah did it was like a year later yeah yeah um and it rock study at the time were like a tiny studio yeah yeah that was extra impressive um yeah makes it extra sad no it's suicidal game but yeah but like no shade at asylum but they looked at asylum and identified everything wrong with it and just like how do we expand this year

they did they did gain development the white way they improved upon what they've made not just we made it the only bad thing was the that was around the what did they call them the season pass the online pass era where there was like the cat woman yeah yeah so and they had like intended on cat women just like those sections just being in the game. Yeah, but then Warner Bros were like,

whoa, whoa, hold up, just take this out. Carve it out, yeah. Yeah, and it does affect the like flow of the story.

Mm-hmm. I think I'm sure it would have been different if it wasn't so like. Yeah. Yeah. James, what have you got? What have you got? Well,

this kind of ties into another discussion and that being other people's passions. Mm-hmm. And that having been around, you guys and been in the orbit for like a term of movies and all the discussions about movies and all the directors and actors I've now not just been orbiting it but kind of my trajectory has gone into it because I've kind of been going in on movies as of late yeah jumping in the deep end and as a result I do now have a letterboxed um what's your handle uh house jay because like for like the last eight years it'd be like

I'd watch three, four movies a year max I've seen fucking four like three this week alone I've seen like 30 this year I'm like in deep and the movies I'm watching are like it's like there is like the genre of James would like I don't watch those movies

I'm watching no movies from that genre I'm watching the most like out left field stuff that it's just like yeah I might like this as a result I found like three of my new favourite movies you know I've seen Blade Runner I've like caught up on some of like the old sci-fi ones but it's like things like

incendies hard-boiled Le Hain or Le'Ein which I saw you last night which is probably my new favourite movie and it's happened because I've just been around you two for so long that I'm just like going in

I'm starting to really appreciate film for what because I feel like growing up in a family that didn't really have critical thinking you don't actually think so you watch a movie and it's all surface level it's like oh the action was good it's like yeah yeah if a movie just has good action it's like like that's like that's like trash i don't want to watch that it's like i'm not

i'm viewing movies from such a critical view as like the cinematography you know acting all these other different variables to why a movie's good and now it's because of that that i'm watching movies like that and i'm finding like amazing things and it's really good i'm in a goon half at will you really are the the movies that you like you're saying the group chat basically every time you like finish a movie yeah and i'm reading these movies you're you're watching and i'm like i've been meaning to watch that for like five years yeah like today watching lane you've said it's been on your watch list and you're like how i find movies it's like i'm getting yeah you've you've overtaken me so and it's it's like i watch susume came out in the

it's 2020 animated film that's actually in the cinema here's at the moment. So I was like, if I just look at it, it's like, yeah, I don't really have interest in that. But it was in the cinema. So I was like, I'm just going to go watch it, put the effort in. Yeah, so that was your first solo cinema experience. Yes, which is a big step because going to the cinema by yourself is like, it's a confidence thing. I think, yeah, a lot of people don't consider that even like an option. Yeah.

So I was just like, you know what? I rate it, though. Yeah, I think it's actually great. And I fucked up, though, because for some reason I thought B was at the back. B is like right at the front And this This cinema was empty But I was just like I'm not seeing that

I'm just gonna go up there And happen to sit in a seat And that was the one The one fucking like Oh That was full And I was just like But really good experience

And I'm really glad I did Go to see just a film That I was just like that And I'm gonna do it more often Because That was the director of your name right? Yeah Yeah

We did that movie on So I don't accust and people got angry I've not seen your name but I do recommend the Zoom mix. It's got some like Cosmin Coral stuff going on. And the animation, it's like they animated it at 40. It's a super, super smooth. And visually, it's super impressive.

I do love it a lot, but it's like I've seen hard-boiled. And really enough, someone actually mentioned in the comments last week about hard-boiled because we talked about John Witt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So hard-boiled might be my favorite action movie because it's like at the end of the first fight. It was like it's cemented. it's like just out white absurd like fight scenes but like a level of goofy that had me like scream laughing at the end and you have to watch it because as the soon as it happens you'll just scream

laugh because it's so absurd but it's like it's got like shit quality it's just older yeah there's something about it's a bit wuff and it's a bit shit but it's like so sometimes i find that makes it better like r r has shit quality but it's like makes it so characterful It's one of the reasons I really like the good, the bad and the ugly, which if you haven't watched, you don't watch. Yeah, that's the thing I've seen. I've only seen one of those, like, Clint Eastwood Westerns being, it's the ghost town one. It's the Dollars Trilogy. Everyone's, like, dead, and he's dead in, like, it's town, and it's like a revenge story.

But he's dead. Oh, is that, like, the... Unforgiven? Possibly. That's, like, the one I haven't seen. But that's the one I've seen. So I need to watch, like, some of these. old westerns but like at the moment I'm really drawn to like foreign film like yeah since seeing

hard world like I got you to a bunch of um of the other genre movies you know a better tomorrow a better tomorrow to the killer just so I can go in on these because I've got such a craving for that like max pain gun fights so like I'm just going to keep going in and I'm going to take recommendations like you've given me a few like really heavy recommendations yeah that's the problem like when you start going into a lot of art house film it can it can tend to be kind of heavier but sometimes a bit more like miserable um like for me though like the media i like the most be you know games movies even like soundtracks or you know shows i always love the really deep stuff you know apocalypse now you know spec ops the line um incendies is now like you know i

I've watched Old Boy again recently. That's a spoiler for Incendi's, so just blow that out. Yeah, just bleep it or something. But they're quite similar. So it's, and it's like, old boy's the better movie, but I love Incendies more. Because it's just those deeper subjects that just, I love them. I can't get enough of them. And you've given me some, like, just seen the synopsis, it's like, that's, that's going to be fucking rough.

I know that's going to be worth. So I just, I'm going to go into them gradually. Yeah. So I'm taking recommendations. If you've got films that you know you're going to fuck me up, Just give them, recommend them. But yeah, going in on Hong Kong films at the moment, so. It's strange, because I posted my letterbox on Twitter, and I went, someone followed me,

and I went on their profile, one of their favorite movies was A Better Tomorrow. So I was like, letterbox is actually quite good for finding things. Like, lots of people make lists. Yeah. If you're in certain genres, if you're into certain niches, like there are loads of lists that can kind of get you in the right direction. Or they, like, recommend things similar. Yeah.

It's a good way doing it. Yeah, I'm glad I have now have an appreciation for a film as it was all of you to. It's like that passion just rubs off. Yeah. And on extension for that is the other, like, thing I've got into lately, as a result of someone else's passion is jungle. Like, I've moved away from Spotify to SoundCloud because that's where all the good junglers. Like, I'm so deep on jungle now because the guys at college, it's like, I mentioned to him that likes from John Bass. And it's like two weeks later, I got, I was on my first.

I saw 42 notifications because he just went off explaining like the deepest jungle along I was just like you love this so much I'm just gonna go in and now I can't get enough it's like I listen to jungle every day

and it's like just someone else's passion can generally change how you view how you enjoy media it's the best thing it's a crazy like human social aspect I find where like if someone is passionate enough about something it's hard to not get excited

about it so if you're surrounded by that and it's like I'm so glad about film especially. Yeah. I guess for me, if I had to shout one thing out right now, it's maybe the best writing and dialogue

and characterization I've ever seen in a TV show. That's succession, man. It's the final season. It's fucking insane. Which succession is. is this because it's like if i go on sky because we've got sky in the bit yeah yeah if i's the thing i saw on then i was like is that the good one or is that like a shit one no that's the one man that's the one that's the the one about the sky guy right about uh rupert murdock kind of loosely

based on yeah these like billionaires and like comedy trauma bali overtaking by old media and but more importantly in the name succession who's going to take over the company and like the right yeah of course like they're this just every character's like horrible like they are the worst people you can possibly imagine but they what's so good about the writing is how they get you to simplify as with them how they make them like real humans and you you have this really complicated relationship as a viewer with them because you kind of hate them but you kind of weirdly support them sometimes you see see this is like madman this is this is the thing because i just seen it's a HBO so why and i'm starting to think what is it with HBO that

they make so much good stuff because you basically just you just described fucking sopranos they're all shit oh like all the people are horrible yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the same with madmen

yeah the majority of the best shows it's mad men HBO no that was showtime actually but that was I'm pretty sure one of the writers was one of the soprano's right yeah so this like shared DNA whereas Succession was written by Jesse Armstrong

who one of the creators as a peep show did a bunch of writing a peep show um did a bunch of comedy like he did a few episodes of veep did um i think you wrote on like in the loop and stuff like that a bunch of these like really sharp witty like british sitcoms and um the politics it's like combining everything he's worked on previously into like just the ultimate mix where it's like the comedy's there the dialogue's there the drama hits when it needs to the music's really fucking good it's just like season one and two have this whole like arc where it kind of feeds into the me too shit

where but it's from the company's perspective they're like cruises has this like they've been hiding this drama that's been going on in the cruise part of the company and they're like scrambling trying to figure out like who to who's going to take the fall who's going to like trying to destroy the paperwork and it's like yeah the kind of really fucked up humor that comes from that and that kind of in the loop sort of way. It's like this mad business corporate scramble and trying to protect the stock price and all this. I absolutely love it, especially this last season, it's just immense what they're doing with it. So this is the thing with like when something, there's a lot of good examples for this where where it becomes so mainstream and you see it everywhere.

It's like there is like this could be really good as people are saying, oh, it's actual shit. it's just like the common thing it's like you know squid game but it was everywhere and like that was like really good one so it's like i've been got i see this everywhere on instagram facebook about success and so it's like yeah i feel like this could be shit but clearly it's it's no this is one you want to check out for sure um yeah it's so good i've never had this happen before like every episode when it comes out i watch it twice i've never done that jesus yeah like within normally within a day or two. Wow.

I think it's that good. Yeah, I've never done that with the show. Yeah, I've never done that before. I just feel like there's so much, like, the dialogue is so juicy, and it's, like, so quick. It's like I feel like if I'm not absorbing this twice, like I'm not even getting it all.

See, it's like there's only one actual show that I've actually done that with being a full season, though. It was like, finish the first season, I'm going to watch it again, and that was OG attack on Titan. Because that, generally speaking, it's a 10 out of 10 it's a masterpiece and it's like I know attack on time

it's like a huge thing in anime but it's like that first season is actual some of the best shit it's so good I've seen it recently and it still sounds up it's the only season of the show I've ever seen the only one you need to watch like generally that that series

generally it's just like finish the first season that's it don't don't continue it's how you best to consume it yeah every time I think about jumping and finishing attack on tight and I just hear that like oh it's been extended it's like part is part like four part two yeah part one of two it's like it's like become a mess now yeah but i think i know what happens i read like a shitty translation

back in the day probably ruined like the delivery of it because all the dialogue was like fucked up and like mistranslated and bizarre but um but yeah it's like i i might be in on movies now but i think it's going to take something to like have a jump to uh like a show because It is more of a commitment. And I used to find, I used to, like, struggle with finding commitment for a movie. But now it's like, that's the only thing I want to commit to is that, like, 20, two and a half hour block of, like, goodness. So, yeah, that's the thing where, like, I, I just love TV writing.

There's something about it. I started Twin Peaks as well recently, which I've just been meaning to do of so long. I've only seen a couple episodes. That's David Lynch. Again, I just love that format. it i love that especially like with the the streaming not this isn't relation to twin peaks but like just streaming is like open these doors where like episodes of things can be just what they need to be you know like an episode of succession can be like an hour 10 minutes and then

another episode can be like 40 minutes it's just like what it needs to be yeah it doesn't need to fit with all the other program yeah yeah um yeah i don't know i'll save anything about twin peaks for another day because it's too early on That's something I've always wanted to watch, though. Yeah. Yeah, I like what I've seen so far. I do like it. But yeah, definitely watch Succession.

Definitely. No, I think I'll give it a mess. I probably should finish the Sopranos first. Yeah. That's way more intimidating there, to be fair. I got through season two. I think I got to the end of season two, I think. But it's just like, now TV or Sky?

Like instantly, like, I can't. That's the thing, yeah. Whereas, as you say, all the best stuff. is on HBO, but we don't have HBO here. We have... Sky, the NowTV Empire. The Rupert Murdoch and Now TV. Sky shit.

Yeah, it is garbage, but I just have to keep it because all the best shows are on it. I just can't... Barry is coming out on it. I just feel like whenever I pay for one of these services, I end up getting just, like, screwed over. Yeah, that is the business model. That's why it's such a successful business model.

A successful? Meep It's like the less stream streaming services the brother Like Yeah The Pandora's box has opened Like yeah

When it was just Netflix That was pretty cool Yeah And now Netflix isn't even worth having It's just Yeah it's probably the worst one It's the worst one by far Because it's only got like

Like what original Netflix shows are there To be like Oh you've got to be there for that You've got to be there for that Um Uh Wednesday Wednesday

people did like that Tim Burton I know I can't I just can't man With some of it You know Especially like Netflix especially Yeah there's something about Netflix

With the amount of time I've like committed to these like cool ideas for these shows And they're just like actually now we would drop them Fuck it Yeah the one that The only shows that get dropped by Netflix Are the only good shows Yeah

Yeah I think it's a miracle Bojack made it to like No I saw some comments saying like if Bojack started now there's no way it ever would have finished yeah yeah it just came out of the right time Netflix's demographic is like

not me yeah it's Twitter TikTok streamers and TikTok and TikTok yeah they do like a lot of true crime they do a lot of like reality TV shit lots of yeah yeah sort of instant gratification it's like the mainstream of

it's like the main stream of streaming services easy to make like as cheap as possible Yeah, slogs, shit. Like, they make some of the worst movies. Fucking extraction of Chris Hensler. Red notice. Red notice. That other, what was that?

Oh, the Zach Snyder one. The, the Michael Bay one. Yeah, that was, that was seven, underground. Yeah, yeah. Underground 7, yeah. The Green Alpha, Mayo. Oh, my God, what a bad film. Yeah, that Snyder zombie movie.

Yeah, that was kind of cool. Gee, that's kind of sequel. No, I didn't watch that. They're all of those we just listed, they were like, they're what is propping up the whole, like, Yeah, fucking triple frontier. Only Giffinvala movie was that one scene. Is that the one with Ben Affle?

Yeah, and he gets blasted. That was, like, weirdly okay. I remember that being actually all right. I didn't like it. It didn't have, like, any, like, style. It was, like, very military. It was very matter of fact, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't, like, interesting, but it was, like,

when I'm going for a Netflix film, yeah. I was expecting more like something like that, Chris Hemsworth. yeah extraction yeah yeah yeah but with the the they're weirdly good actors in that film yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the thing that that film generally has good at good like yeah they probably carry it to be honest yeah yeah yeah yeah there's one i do want to watch and that's like really early sons of anarchy because i know it got worse to the end yeah yeah yeah i've seen i saw a bunch of it um it's got it's got like a little bit of cringe here in there the whole like bike i think that is it is it just a

cringe like I this is kind of a sign you spent years as a bike of biking is a little bit cringe it can be yeah and it makes me think it fucking self like episode but the what was the overlap the I think the writer of one of the writers from the shield his idea was

that sure um and that you can see some of the DNA it's got like you know like in the shield they just have those hooks and it's like okay no on that now I'm in yeah yeah they do that a fair amount um yeah it's got some good characters uh Thor from Ragnarok who's in it um yeah he's like one of the fan favorite characters yeah yeah it's all right see that's thing I actually remember Lila's in it sorry to interrupt but Lila from for Futurama yeah she's like

the biker mom like Matriarch okay that's pretty cool I love Lila futureama rock yeah it's weird because her voice just is Lila you're just seeing like an actual human. Hayya! Yeah. See, I just, because you mentioned the shield, it actually dawned on me last night. It's just like,

because someone followed me on letterbox, his name was David Ass Invaders. I was like, the fucking mad action, that's mine, that's mine. That's true. There is this weird,

the shield DNA. Yeah, I can't believe. It's actually almost cringy that I had a Facebook account called David Ass Invader. Like, that,

I had that? Super obscure shield reference. yeah yeah it was really funny though with the messages that's classic yeah that was that that period justified social media just for that was like it peaked there yeah that was gold I'm sure we're all thinking of the same

David Asson made a quote which one is so many that are quite a few to be fair oh the stabbed one because it was like it was leaning like that yeah with a suit on you'll be stabbed drowned and left no but I didn't get why I was so angry

super edgy dude no back then it was just like Alex Alex would wake up and I'm gonna piss James off and I woke up for it's like I'm getting angry Alex so true what was getting dark in here Um, we'll see after these messages. Rock on!

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Not us slash Fnaf Not us slash Fnaf Well Guys Jonathan Toothass Can get us going here What's the worst nickname you've ever had I've always known my friend Richard as Ricky

But he told me his dad used to call him Little Dick Boy That's pretty bad That's the worst insult because your dad has probably seen your dick LDB Yeah you wiped your ass with your little baby dick Yeah, probably pissing in his face Yeah, probably pissing all over him

All his body Yeah, so you got your revenge So, um I've been called many nicknames Many of them horrible Well, there's a difference between a nickname and like An insult And in, yeah

So my Honestly, I didn't have a nickname That was probably the most like depressing thing My worst one is probably Vye That is a weird I've forgotten about Vi That is a weird one

Yeah. But it was, it's more like a, a prefix. Vi-Bobby. Well, it's Vi-Rue. Is Vi-Bobby not a thing then? No, because like, it's combining two nicknames. Yeah, but it's, it's all like morphed because JVB, Jim Vi-Bobby. That's what JVB is done for.

I'd forgotten about Vi. See. But I was called Vi quite a bit, um, which was mistaken as Violet. Really? By who? By a certain individual? Hmm. Well, it's like... Don't look at me.

Um... Our mother calls me Miggs. Miggs? Yeah. Or like a MIG-21. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know the origin of this one. Miggs.

Well, no, she sent me a message today. Um... Hey, Mig boy. Calling you Mug Nalie. Do you know what my nickname was? Jim. Mm. Liar!

You're a liar! Was it also Alex at one point? No, but Alex is just my name. Some people do that, though. They go by their middle name. Yeah, my middle name is Alex, and my first name. I am JAR in one person. You're called Jim and Alex.

I am Jim and Alex and James in one. That is weird. No, but I've had multiple people, just my nickname to them has been Jim. It's a common nickname of James, isn't it? Yeah. My identity was stolen. Jamie. But to be fair.

So Jamie is two syllables and James is one. Yeah. So I think Jim can have Jim for now, at least. Yeah, but we need to settle this. It's why I want to fight you so much. So we can actually settle who is Jim. Fight over Jim. The fight for Jim.

Yeah. Well, I mean, I'd still be Gem at the end of the day. You would be Jim by the end of day, but I'd... Settle one of those backyard wrestling... No, I'd win in that case because it's not a stand-up fight. Well, it is. Yeah, but I can kick you. Yeah, and I can...

I'm not even going to say that. You don't want to spoil the surprise. Yeah. Would you do a fucking... It's a good thing that... It's a good thing my pets can't answer this question because they who get the worst. Women is literally your dog's nickname.

The worst nicknames. Go. Okay, so you know the whole premium voy-lois... That will start with pace. Yeah, that's all animal nicknames. It didn't start, it started with argue, really. Yeah. His was a different vibe.

Different rhymes. Yeah, his was more aggressive. He was Bieber. That was his one. Oh, fuck, don't. Oh. Just hearing that word. Pais's voie and loy.

And woman. I'm pretty sure it started with loy. Yeah. And then it just devolved from there, didn't it, Loy? What's so recent one? Uh. There's a new one recently, but I don't think you want to say it. Bint?

Bint. I don't call her that. You do. No, you do. Bint's become a very common name that all of us say. Only if I'm angry. I call Billy Bint more. Billy is a Binty.

Yeah, Binty. Binty. I call Billy Lila. Lila. I hate your nicknames for Billy. Yeah, I do as well. It's confusing the poor girl. What I've been calling them.

The reason is a bad one, actually. Yeah. Is it the one I'm thinking? just been borned that's not a nickname I got to and go oh hello just been born that's not a nickname it's just been born or just been borned

both just been borned any of them I don't think that's a nickname I think that's just you calling her weird things where they don't stick around long enough JBB just been born that's a nickname man and there's the other nickname. Say it and I might just bleep it out. What is it?

You know what it is? No, I don't. What? Oh, no. That was a nickname. I don't know if the jarlings are even capable or ready to have that discussion. Well, it's been leaked on the jar, edit. Yeah, I think we can, like, I think this is too far even for jar. But, I don't know, it's complicated, man, because I feel like there's also, there's nothing

wrong that has been done. By the way we're talking, it probably sounds like we're using some kind of racial slur or some kind of offensive world. Well, the jury's still out. No, I guess to explain it to the Jalings, I've kind of

accidentally stumbled across a nonsense word that is not a word. I've checked like... Yeah, we've actually you've gone through AI, you've actually checked I asked AI, I checked various websites that have these like data banks of like offensive words. and stuff is genuinely a nonsense word but there's something about this nonsense word

that sounds like a slur it's not that it sounds it feels it feels no yeah it feels like it feels like it feels like you tested it on us at first and my instant reaction was just like that's that's that's the that's offence if you can't say that but it's but it's like it's not it's not it's a website it's literally the name of a social media website yeah it's like so yeah and a company wouldn't base their social media on a word that What was my thinking? Yeah. But that it feels.

There's something... No, but anything can be a slur. I disagree. Give me a suggestion. Pocket. That's not a slur. Well, you could make it one. Okay, make it one.

Well, no, because I want to be able to say pocket. No, but you can't make pocket a slur. You can. Come on, guys. It's the one word left. The woke moralists haven't ruined. We need to stand. the war on woke

the war on the war on like me the war against I'll filter every one of those so don't you worry don't you worry well does that mean I can say the real one

the real one you're making it into a slur well no I don't think I was making it so I think I already have because that was the litmus test was like to bring it up and see where your minds went and James within seconds managed to

bring it to where I didn't want it to go. No, I didn't mean to, though. It wasn't like bad intentions there. I just, I changed the context. You applied a fuel to the flame. Yeah. But I do have to admit, there's the thing I've been doing the last few casts is like, I'll just choose a random bit where someone says something not offensive at all,

and I just bleep it. So it sounds like something bad was said. You're probably making us look evil more, like, offensive than we actually ask. Yeah, that's the idea. We, like, we're not offensive. No, we're cowards. We're a fence. Sit us.

I don't sit on the fence. You sit on the fence. I still on many things. Published pizza, sorry, punished pizza says, you guys seriously not remember Gar Media? You guys made it up when talking about Seinfeld. That episode where there is a bizarro Jerry. Gar Media podcast is a podcast is a

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This sounds like an ironic question, but I can assure you it isn't. As a female bisexual jarling, I've always questioned straight people's disgust towards homosexual sex. Could you ever see yourself having sex with someone the same gender as you? Even if it is purely to tick something off the bucket list,

even if you know for 100% you won't enjoy it, the same thing applies to me, for gay people who haven't had straight sex. You may as well try a food, even if you're sure you won't like it. Why not? What could you possibly lose? Except maybe your perceived masculinity.

But who cares? There's nothing at all to lose, only knowledge to gain. And, um, J.R. James replied to that, saying, the prostate is in the ass. That's all I'm saying. It's there for a reason. I did reply that. That is the truth, though.

It's, it's... No, it... I don't agree. of equating it to food. Yeah, that's the thing it's not, you can't agree to that. It's more like saying

if you have a peanut allergy. Eat peanuts. Well, just give them a go and then you die, you die, yeah. I feel like, surely it's the thing where it's like, if that's something that's sitting in your mind and you're curious about it and you think about it constantly. Yeah, that's a whole different thing.

That's like by curiosity. Yeah. But I think if, and the, the, the, like, the, I don't want to say disgust, but I can't think of another word. So I'm going to say the disgust at the idea of like,

if you're straight, the idea of having sex with another man, if you're a man and you're straight, is inherently unpleasant because you aren't attracted to that thing. But then you've got to realize the prostate is in the ass. Yeah, but then you get a woman to wear a strap on. True, that's the correct option. There is that like the straight kind of misconception. about like what gay sex is you know

yeah where it's not necessarily just like you know like that whole like oh you don't bend over because they're just going to get you you know like people are just homophobic but like any any sexual interaction is

is like somewhat physically based if you're not physically attracted to that thing yeah then like you're you're not going to be turned on. You're not going to be like

attracted to that and it's going to be like, well, I'm doing like sexual acts with something I'm not attracted to which isn't pleasant. Hmm. Why don't say it's disgust? It's like...

Yeah, that's why I've been like a... No, but like, to some people it would be. It's like, it's like... But then if it's like, if it's the idea that someone having sex with you who's the same gender is disgusting, then it's like is two men or women having sex

that aren't you is that disgusting I think that's more of a homophobia thing than it because it's like even if I was 100% straight but if I would

let's say I'm gay and I think it's it would be disgusting for me to have sex with a a girl right then

there's nothing wrong with that but if I'm looking at two gay people and thinking oh they fuck that's disgusting yeah that's that's that's nasty what two people do privately whatever yeah that's the thing i guess the difference is more one side of those who's been historically oppressed with being straight

it's like assumed almost you know like no one's being oppressed for being straight um yeah but but like the idea let's say there is a gay man who finds the idea of a man and a woman having sex gross that's fine yeah I don't think there's anything wrong with your sexuality because it's like your personal preference there's not anything wrong with that and it's like most people who are okay with the idea of any type of you know relation with the same sex that that is by curiosity and that's like not everyone is going to be bi curious or by yeah did you ever do that thing where like you just look at gay porn to see if you get a response I've never ever looked looked at gay porn ever really yep I remember doing that like once or something

when I was 15 or so you're like thinking like what if I am there what if I like just haven't thought about this enough yeah I just went on it and was like yeah like this ain't doing nothing for me so yeah see that's interesting because I'm probably am the most bi-curious out of us and I've never watched gay porn no I mean what I do most days is just sit and watch gay porn that's I understand you for that way that's that's a kind of based right But his basis part of that. Like, what is the question again?

I've completely forgot. You may as well try a food. Even if you're sure you won't like it, why not? What could you possibly lose? Except maybe your perceived masculinity, but who cares? No, I totally 100% disagree with it. Yeah, I don't really see it that way. Well, yes, it's like saying, try eating dog.

It's like, well, no, that disagrees with me, you know? Yeah. I just I feel like with like how we were raised and stuff like what gay people are getting up to like I've just never

I've just been like I've just been upset by that I've never cared really everyone can do what they want you know in their own bedroom I just don't give a shit you know

yeah yeah and I mean if if like Henry Cavill was like there any fucking death of the week and started like

flirting with me then it would be like well okay hmm But does that not mean you're bicarious? Because then you're just portraying that onto a certain person. But that's still like bike curiosity. No, but that's what I'm saying.

It's not like I'm going to, I would go out and seek this. But it's, it's kind of like what you said. I say many things, but you're going to have to be specific. What you have said about like, it's more about circumstance. If you found yourself, like, physically attracted to a man, I, I personally don't find the idea of it disgusting. or like abhorrent I'm not totally against it I think this comes into a great

perspective of not actual sexuality I think it is just romance I think in some situations you can just meet someone who's just like I get along with you so well where you can put it in my ass yeah but like sure like do you think hypothetically

out of all the billions of people in the world surely there is one dude that could match one different dude that can match each of us independently to like be a perfect partner hypothetically

no the perfect partner of you is not the opposite sex and I generally think this is 100% well the perfect partner of you is the same sex 100% what do you mean how do you know what the fuck no the thing is with like

like relationships is like Like, there's not just the, the one that is made for you. Otherwise, like, humanity would die. Yeah, that's why, like, compatibility is such a big deal. Yeah. So, there's, there's, like, a... There's a portion of people who are compatible.

Yeah. And if, if you're, like, more straight than, like, if I... Well, it's more like a sexuality spectrum, I reckon. There's, like, like, three. dudes like Ryan Reynolds the rock and Henry Cavill he were like my three guys that would work for me you know it's a hypothetical

and um but then like a broad range of the rock be the bottom 100% yeah ideally it would be like a you know one of those triple

relationships almost triple well not not polly but yeah free people just all

talking about like a like you know the the the rock was a wrestler right they did like

tag team oh it's like a tag team it's like me Ryan Reynolds the rock hmm that's huge but yeah

it's just like you know there's whatever yeah I think I'm just like if it happens

it happens I'm not against that yeah but like the the the weird uh masculinity comment you know like if if a gay dude never wants to have sex with a woman then like masculinity doesn't tie into that i know i think it's the i think in that regard it's like um a lot of the people who are outwardly homophobic feel that you know being homosexual is like not masculine so i think that's what i comment is referred to was that whole like mean isn't it the american beauty thing or like a bunch of like republicans that like

are super anti-gay and then behind the scenes they're going to bathhouses every week and they're fucking a lot of people get uncomfortable about things because of they're projected masculine yeah yeah they're like projecting things yeah yeah complicated thoughts maybe they've never really gone into much depth on or they've been raised a certain one Yeah, I don't know. I don't fucking know. I do know what, Hal, 9 billion says, though. You're a sleeper agent.

You get to decide the sentence to activate you. What is it? Oh, okay. But it's got to be something that someone can't accidentally say. It needs to be so specific. No, I'd want it to be something. Like, you're right? instantly

yeah mine would be rock on I feel like I'm the only person I know that says that rock on yeah do I say no I say that rocks you do say that works well see mine would probably be me on

Genesis Evangelion just that title yeah that title is that game time because nobody ever says that though that besides me I'd do it to myself the sentence that would activate me would be I'm pretty sure that's a sciop

yeah so you're just listening to your favorite podcaster no but because obviously if some people say siop so it could like half activate you and that's a whisk to yourself and like people around you but nobody's ever whoever says neon Genesis Evangelion it's like too complicated

I don't know man You could be just like watching a YouTube video Like This is my review of neon genesis That doesn't get brought up in like normal videos outside a jar Often no no YouTuber just doesn't ever randomly mentions that But I do I don't think there's any

Any property Like all the years I've done YouTube and like read comments and stuff Any property that like Has just stuck around like that. No, no, bro, you don't realize. Even if you reference it, just a little bit offhand. You know, it's just full.

Bro, nothing. Neon Genesis Evangelion sponsors a current D-1 GP team in 2023. It has a racing team. What franchise has a fucking racing team 30 years since it came out? Yeah. Like, none of them do. It has a really passionate fan base.

And every time they release a new model, it's just like, oh, it's nothing is as big as neon genesis. It's weird, isn't it? Like, it really is cemented in there. Rightfully so. It's a masterpiece. I fucking hate it. I fucking hate it.

It's actually a Cyop that I love it that much. Yeah, you have such a strange relationship with that franchise. But I don't, this is the thing. It all stems from the days of Fourchangs. It was like, oh, go on the anime board. Find the Neon Genesis Evangelion Fred. Talk shit on it. That's all I do every single day.

I didn't even watch it at that time, but I went on these threads. And I'd argue over the show that I didn't even watch. And then when I went to watch it, I was like, man, this isn't as cool as those threads. It's a shit. And it's been that way ever since. I've been sciopped into liking Neon Genesis Evangelion. I don't like it. You shouldn't?

I've never even finished it. That was the photo. When we were playing Siv the other night and you said that, I like scream laugh. because I was like, I didn't know that. That's like, that makes it all of this so much funnier. Years of discussion on this fucking franchise. You never even fucking finished it. Do you ever see the end?

You didn't watch the movie. Yeah. Yeah, it's been a long time. It's been over a decade since I've seen it, so. I don't even know what it is. What do you think it's about having seen me talk about it for like... Robots. It's actually a deconstruction

I can Shut up No but that was a meme That you said it all the time So even you've made memes about it And you don't even know what it's fucking about Because of me You've been so into it by me

It's about anime girls and robots It's actually about depression And uh fucking What is it about depression? Uh, Bojack It is like Bojack for weeps so a couple more here it's actually about Christianity

and biblicality angels yeah true biblically ha ha ha van d'ar to care 1, 2, 3, 5, 5 6 says Anyone excited for the new Zelda The new trailer they released

Looks extremely promising, I know I've never really cared about this franchise But that latest trailer That was a very good marketing Really good trailer Like as someone who's like Not even invested in this franchise In particular that was like

that's giving me the feeling like I do the like the music swelling and all this like imagery and man it was like really good yeah really good bit of marketing I watched the gameplay trailer before that trailer dropped and I was like okay

they're like because from from everything else it kind of looked like they've they've just taken the first one and then added like islands in the sky sky um which is like okay cool that first game's really good

so like happy to have more of it but then they're showing this sandbox stuff that they've added and it's like you're like fusing stuff together yeah it's it's like it feels like they're they're taking it as far as it can go yeah a bit more enemy variety yeah like the whole like jumping off the islands and like jumping out the battle bus down it's really cool uh you know but here's the thing it'd be better if it wasn't on an nintendo device if that that's I was on PC with 60. I hear you.

This is the thing. Nintendo Switch functions best when you're using it as a portable phone. Yeah, I don't know it, man. Well, yeah, you've been like six hours today just walking around. I was about to sell my Switch. I was about to do it. But then I saw, I was reminded, Octopass Traveler 2 came out. I was like, you know what?

Dude, the amount of good quality, like, not good, incredible quality content on the Switch. Final FIramblum. Everyone's got like a handful There's something for for everyone Yeah Like if you buy a switch And buy Holo Night That's not even

Like Hollow Night's cheap as hell For what you're getting Like that is a huge You're trying to be a cringy Just nostalgia gamer like me Like I could just play Marri Galaxy games Final Fantasy 12

Like all these random games Yeah there's so much quality stuff And like When I'm playing on Handheld like sitting in bed Or whatever Doing a poop here you know

I don't care that that it's not like 4K fucking 120 frames you know for me it's just the frame rate that's it that's all I care about frame rate on

on a device like that I don't care you know if I'm on my my PC and I'm getting like sub 60 you're getting sub 200 you're having to fit

well yeah I'm like launching things at people you know I'm walking down to the local garage and just shouting in his face yeah

Yeah, it depends for me, because obviously, like, Octopath is like an old-ass nostalgia, J-R-P-G, turn-based, like, sprite-based thing. With giant tests is in. Yeah. But they stepped up the arc in that game. I'd agree with the frame rate thing if I was to play, like, Apex or Fortnite on my Switch. Like, that would feel bad, but, like, Zelda doesn't require twitchiness. Right. It doesn't require reactions or, you know, there's not going to be frustrations, like,

I mean I have Dark Souls on the Switch and it plays better than when I played it on the 360 you know how do you feel about like smash though

because I never played smash portable I never did that it feels great portable does it yeah I've played it for a few times it feels really good

it is pretty good it feels like clean and smooth because I was looking at that little thumbnail there like I forgot about you no it's fun to just like jump on

and fight an AI yeah it's a great console. It's just getting old. It's getting old as fuck. Yeah. It is getting old. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's why I buy the Q-led one. Well, like, there are rumours there's going to be like, just like when, uh, Breath of World first came out and it was kind of like on with you on the next one. Maybe they'll do some new switch or something with a better. Yeah. A more powerful switch would be nice, but in a game. I'm not fuss about it.

Yeah. I'll play it either way. Yeah, I think I'd rather just, like, get a Steam deck or something. I don't know. They'd make so much more money if they'd put everything on PC. It's the thing. This is what, you know, but it's a very Japanese company thing to do. It's like, I've got the most loyal fan base out of any game company as well.

But it works. It's like that Star Wars thing I was saying about earlier. They've done the opposite of flood the market. They've starved the market. They starve the market. And then they release a Zelda game. And they don't budge on price either. just, they're locked in.

Like Nintendo games, they're just are always expensive, always. And then people buy them. Yeah, and you can't get any low G2A or any CDKs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just have to buy it. And like Mario Kart sells like fucking 40 plus million copies.

And it's like, yeah. And the only place you can get it is on a switch. So, so for all the people that don't have a switch, they're buying a switch to play these games, you know? Mm. I think that the switch recently overtook oh, it was some notable

console. It was either the, like, 360 generation or the um uh the the PS2 i think something crazy where it's like this is huge no way is it being the PS2

you'd be surprised man like these handhelds they just they just fly off the shelves it's genius um but in all honesty like going forward the only console I could see myself buying as a Nintendo console I've got no need for an Xbox

no need for a PlayStation hmm I'll see what you say there'll be a point when it's like you know more cybernetic and whatnot so you buy your Nintendo chip everything else you can just get through normal chips you have to buy that Nintendo chip

You put it in your brain You get your SDO-S Yeah You get to B-Zelda IRL Uh Penultimate 1 I know I want to be Zelda Deviated left nut has one for you James

James If Jim and Alex hypothetically expressed interest in Warhammer What army would you recommend they start with based on their interests and personalities? It's too difficult. Like generally it's so difficult. Nah. Why?

I can't like add anything so I don't know the factions and stuff. Jamie knows some. Jamie does have into it. Alex would be one of the pervy elves. No, Alex wouldn't be a pervy elf. No, not at all. I thought James like the pervy elf. Yeah, I do love the pervy elves. They look like the the the, the hellraiser things kind of.

Yeah, yeah. That's the Jukawi. Oh, what am I thinking of them? No, the Jukawi are the Hellwazers. They're the pervy elves. They're the Elk, because obviously with the Aldawi, they fucked Slanesh into existence through like orgies and slaughter. Yes, they live forever, right?

Yeah, and they got bored, so they needed dopamine, so they just fucked each other, non-throp. Yeah, and, like, hurt each other. Yeah. They became, like, massacist, sadist, like, crazy. So then you had them split, and there's the Eldar in the current setting where they're, like, so, like, controlling that. And they're, like, motherships.

and they're floating around the galaxy and then you've got the fucked up ones that are like, oh, if we just keep doing it it'll be fine, so they just keep doing it. Yeah. Well, it kind of struck me as more as like they don't think about keep continuing doing it.

They just love it. Yeah, they're just, you know, yeah. I think, I think, I don't think you'd be a main faction. I think you'd all be like chaos in a way. Alex, Alex, Alex is cinch. Alex just loves the manipulation and a little games. What seems?

You'd, you'd buy his, Zinch army. That's what I'd recommend you because they're the ones that have the... Are we talking 40K? Yeah. I feel like Alex would be something like Robotic thing. No, because the best... We're talking about actually getting into it, so armies. I think Alex would like Zinch because they're little blobs, they're dibbies.

It's a dibby army. I can't find I've like got out this list of it. I can't see that anyway. T-Z-E-E-N. It's what, Space Marine, Ork, Tyrannids, Necrons, Eldar, Astra, Militarium, Dark Eldar. Oh my God. Adeptus, Mechanicus, Techno... Archaeologist?

Blood angels. That's the main faction, like, zinch, type in zinch. There's no zinch there. Wait, what, how do you spell it? T-Z-E-E-N. T-Z-E-E-N. Z-E-E-N. Oh, the fuck.

The bird one, the bird, the big bird. Oh, that bird thing. Yeah, zinch. They kind of look like kind of Greek-inspired or something. Yeah, and look at the little dibbies at the bottom. They are like dibies, like goblin things Yeah Okay

Yeah, that's what I've never seen these before Apart from that bird Yeah, no, yeah, I think I'd recommend that Because they're just They're really cool ideas Yeah, and they're dibbyes So that's what I'd recommend you to buy in paint

What about Jim then? See, it's a difficult one You're not orcs and you know you know the some various factions so what would you say since you can actually make a choice because you're like a wear what what suckers you're in the most I don't want to be boring there but what would that be though

like just the the human deeds the space marines yeah yeah I think they're cool the space marines are cool and it depends on what like one which what law you kind of associate with because they've all got different backstories and like I only know of like the the imperial the imperial is like the the normal military and the space yeah I just love how like cultish and yeah just an yeah there's loads of different yeah like dark tide that type

of cultish yeah I think that vibe is just like sick yeah you know like I love in fiction when like a real living person is literally a send it to like godhood just through people like like fucking believing believing in it yeah so the emperor becomes like an actual god yeah it's just sick it's yeah so sick honestly i think i would choose the necrone stuff

like they look exactly like i would draw stuff like this all the time yeah yeah that's why i said like something robotic for you which is obviously the army i'm actually i'm actually built yeah yeah that's we actually know a few of those you do because you got the silent king and that's just a really cool model. And they're really kind of easy to paint as well. They're really like big inner friendly

because they're like not super detailed. And their law is just kind of sick as fuck. Yeah, they're cool. But no, I am built at the moment. I've got, um, I've got one 40K army which I'm building, which is the neck ones. I've got the,

I'm building a slanesh army, which is kind of between the two. But I do have a box of slenish units to paint. They just cut all the less slenet units on the website. So I can't actually buy them anymore. Gaines the workshop being shit. And then I've got some Ossearch Bone Weepers. But they're like a skeleton kind of vampire faction.

But they're models that are cool. Weirdly enough, I don't actually like 40K. I love 40K law. And that's like the reason I got into it. It's like the meatiest like law ever. With any, any franchise like Warhammer Law is like spanning 30 years. It's incredibly intimidating. Yeah.

And I've seen all of Lutin's videos. I've gone in, I've got law books, I'm in, but it's like, I love 40K law, but I love fantasy models, because it's like fantasy is so much more peeling in terms of, like, the, factions you have, because, you know, I've got vampires, like, you've got... Yeah, the fantasy stuff from what I've seen looks like... Vermintide, Verminthide is, like, a Watt faction that is all, like, kind of, like, sorcery, it's like really fucking cool. And you've got, like, the Egyptian, like, um, skeleton army with all dead, and it's,

like, this Egyptian... What's the fancy version called if it's not 40K? Just fantasy. If you type in fancy, you'll get... Just Warhammer. Just Warhammer Fantasy. Yeah. It's kind of been split

because they made this really bad decision to reboot fantasy as a new thing, but now they're bringing back the old things. It's like this really confusing mess now. Because there's a bit... They still got orcs. Yeah, orcs is in both. It's an overlap.

But with the fantasy, you have the dinosaur faction. Their model is amazing. Is that the lizard men? Yeah, lizardmen. All of their stuff is really cool. because they're like Mayan so they're like kind of prophecy but they're dinosaurs

and they run around with clubs it's amazing I love it so it's like I like I like building fantasy armies but I love 40K for everything about 40K and it's like why I want to get back into playing Verminthide and Dark Tide

because they're just such great games have they fixed Dark Tide yet no it's getting better it's slowly improving yeah I do like, yeah, I do like the vermin thing, that's cool. Yeah, but I want to, like, kill them. Yeah, they're like a great faction to, like, fight, aren't they?

Yeah. They're also the only faction in the setting that has nuclear bombs. Really? Yeah, they have nuclear missiles. Damn, okay. Let's let Grimfield 2000 take us away then. Bear Bear with me for the big post. Longtime listener of the cast.

actually used to be a legitimate gooner. It's part of my life I'm deeply shameful of and will probably never tell anyone who knows me in person. I'm not sure if the jar boys are interested in hearing about the goon rabbit hole and goon culture. Goon. Yeah, go in. So I'll leave it there. It was genuinely very unsettling

hearing it come up in episodes as it brought back memories of a very dark time in my life. The funny ha-ha nature of the cast has let me giggle at it when it comes up now at these absurdity of it. So thanks for normalizing gooning lads. Also, I think it's really funny when Alex E.Ls run, like the drag.

Um, yeah, game on, whatever. No, I think it's interesting because the whole gooning thing is, it's going to become a big issue because porn addiction is like, become so much. It's taken off a bit. It's getting meme more. No, no, but this is a thing. We've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, this is how fucking spying up we are in the meme stratosphere.

Me, gooning has become a, a, a, a common meme now. It's like, we've been talking about this shit for years. Yeah, literal years. Because I saw someone post a meme, and it was just like, when a fake a goon cell says something, you give them the goon, the goon stare. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. And it's like, even normal YouTubers are mentioning gooning,

and it's just like, yeah, what the fuck? That would be interesting, actually, if I, do you remember how many people were on R slash goon caves back when we found? R slash goon caves is what kind of, like, started the whole people. knowing about gooning because it was like oh these people have the most insane porn setups it's like insane yeah yeah so from memory our slash goon caves had around was it under 10k it was yeah it was a very niche community now it's got 37k plus members so it's a growing

community of gooners we're quickly growing yeah i think you're bang on the money james like it is something that's just going to increasingly like expand yeah and no but it gets worse because obviously AI art is a thing and it's just like if you can auto generate these so like we now it's got a title that has a

subculture it has like a place to go yeah yeah we were watching a thing like a video game I don't really want to talk about the video game a trailer for a video yeah yeah it's everyone like real life everyone knows what we're talking about

because if they've been on the internet they've seen footage of it. It's scary. It's very scary but like when you apply this stuff to porn to porn as well like it's a whole other discussion the other thing that we watch but like the

this could literally like kill the human race if you take it to its absolute extreme. You know it's basically the best thing I can relate it to is brain dances in cyberpunk where you don't have any sexual desire it's just like you just plug in that chip and you're gooning your brain is literally gooning and you're

doing anything. Your brain has just been good. Yeah, that would be like Leo DiCaprio's thing. He would like sell his memories, you know. By his cruise he went on, like, being Leo's, yeah. It's, no, it is scary and I know that there's going to be more people like this charling who comes down and just be like, yeah, I've been in the goon hole. I'd be curious though, if they're listening, if they want to leave any anecdotes or details. They say this is a call out to all gooners. Like, actually, let us know your gooning experience. If you're willing to talk about it, sure, yeah. And how you got out of Gune.

Yeah, that's actually the interesting part. How did you stop? Because I think it's genuinely like... It's like an extreme porn addiction. It is straight on, like straight up a full on addiction. And we've obviously talked to a porn addiction on here before and it is difficult to get away from. Yeah.

It's like the most extreme place of taking the porn addiction. Yeah. isn't it? Well, yeah, but like porn addiction now is like a normalized thing everyone Yeah, yeah, yeah It's like taking that normalised addiction

To the next level Yeah, it's like finding a way To make it more extreme Yeah, it is dark But I'm glad this darling got out of it Respect I'm proud of this ex-Gooner Ex-Gooner

Yeah, salute, motherfucker You should stop being a Guna Be a true Guna, an Arsenal fan I can't believe I can't believe I can't believe their fans are called Guna No, I was just thinking that Like, do you think if, if, like, gooning continues to grow?

To grow. They'll have to change their name. They'll have to be, like, the... They'll be mocked for referring to themselves as gooners because they're being confused. Yeah, the true gooners. Yeah, they will reclaim the gooning. It'll be the gooners versus the football gooners. Guners v. Goon v. Goon.

And on that note, that's been an episode... Beep of this one guys See you in another one everybody I'm a goofy guna rock