JAR Media Posdact - Possible Homosexual Interactions

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:38 Housekeeping 15:19 The Lord of The Roundabouts 20:39 The Woke Game Detector Squad 47:32 Mid Break 49:16 Question Segment: Inappropriate Lol 55:45 Alex's Brickset Account (IHE) 56:23 Mad Characters as Global Environment Issues 58:50 3 scoops vs 1 hunk 1:00:16 Vegan Meals 1:08:11 Hype Surprise DJ #Brocast26

Yeah. I'm warm. I'm reborn. I'm not actually, like, physically warm. I kind of am, because I was cold earlier. You got big jumpy on. I was cold, and then I put the hat on, and it was like, now I'm a nice stable.

Just the, like, your temperature gauge. It's perfect, yeah. Like, you've got to have the sleeves up. Mm-hmm. That's keeping it measured. The hat is keeping the heat. in. Yeah.

Got the windows opens as a slightly... Is the platinum chain like siphoning just a little bit of heat? Oh my diamond my pure diamond

platinum what's the rarest Minecraft thing? Uh not diamond. Something cooler. Ender pearl? Something even rarer.

Your ender pearl My ender pearls. Yeah when I slayed the Ender dragon I took it... Endopoles are what you used to find the ender dragon. Oh. Well, this is even better because I used the end of pearls and I got to the dragon and I slayed the dragon and then I used something off the dragon to make this bracelet.

And does it siphon a little bit of heat out of your body to just regulate that temperature? It's my, you know, those like rings that define your emotion? Emotional rings. Yeah. It's kind of like that. It's my emotional bracelet. Yeah. My emotion... It tells you what to think and feel.

It controls me, kind of like the worm used to. I managed to get that fixed. You got it fixed? Uh-huh. But that's the story for another day. Isn't it? Good afternoon, morning, evening or nighters. Game honours.

Game honours. I'm Alex joined by Jim. Oh! For Brocars 26. Hmm. Weird intro, that one. Yeah, I don't know when it began. I don't know when it began.

again or are we still in it? I feel like we're still in it. I feel like... Maybe it will never end. I'm instanced right now in the... I feel like I'm teneted from the movie tenet. I'm going forward. You're going to have to go backwards on this one. Oh, blood. Oh, blood. That's a giant planet.

That's an interesting evolution. Oh, blood. Oh, no, it's like... This is filter down. Yeah, it's going roadman. This is how it happened. It always goes full circle. Before you get too deep into the show, I just want to do housekeeping, get it done, get it done.

Talk about that Jermedia Patreon over there. Up, down, all around. That's what the patrons say. Do they? I don't know, you tell me. But bro, this episode is sponsored by, well, you sort of the sponsor this week, so what was it?

What did you manage to grab us? Sponsored by... We are currently sponsored by the Daily Wire. Woo! Nice. Hell yeah. Yeah, we've finally done it. We've been graft in for so long.

Gosh, there's a lot of things over on that Patreon, like the... Well, it makes the audio version of the show possible. You get that raw, unfiltered MP3 on Patreon ad-free. That's not all. There's jafter hours on Patreon too. That's the 10-15 minutes of warm-up we do before every episode I've seen. A couple people say, well, it shouldn't be called jafter hours then, because that implies that it's recalled after.

That's what I was saying. But what rolls off the tongue is good is that? Jaffter hours. Jaffa-Hours. Maybe you're on something. I'm just saying. Vote in the comments below. There is also the Jal Media Group chat.

which is an ongoing chat on the Patreon over there. We can offer subjects of discussion. I've got a few here we'll get into in a second. Which we'll talk about in more detail. But first, a few of the freak comments from last week to wrap up. Like this one, from Pyro-Kirinen. According to research, being exposed to hate speech lowers your empathy even when you don't believe it,

So I'd recommend everyone to avoid hate speech by blocking, quitting, social media, etc. Study is called exposure to hate speech, deteriorates neurocognitive mechanisms of the ability to understand others' pain. And it was published in nature. So that's kind of continuing some of the more spicy stuff we're talking about last week. Yeah, and I believe that 100% by a comment. We've kind of gone on that a few times where it's like, yeah, we're going to learn some stuff over the next few.

we're going to find out some stuff and we're not going to like what we find all this and we've been on this shit not even like I mean it's verging on the political the the way these comedians pussyfoot with like the I can't even say this anymore yeah yeah we often talk about that yeah and they're on Netflix or whatever um like we we've stomped that into the the ground well and truly but this this kind of shit and if I mean

I mean, I believe this study to be true, you know, and it's just a random commenter. They could have just made up, it could be an AI, it could be that internet theory. It could be a bot, but it's on that principle, and if, if it's true, then there is a responsibility to not say that shit. You know, jokes, you can't just say, well, it's just a joke, man. it's not true I hear you brother and a lick king servant 4-1-1-1 said Doug Walker predicted this

with his The Wall Review Now you get cancelled on Twitter by evil hashtagers For not being anti-Semitic enough Oh Oh we were way too Doug was maybe On to something Yeah we jumped on him way too soon

He was seeing around the corner That was ahead of the curb profile feather has an interesting one I find it I hate that I have to say I just said this is a bug bear of mine when you hear the same word twice too quickly

so I just said oh this is an interesting comment and then the fourth word is interesting so I apologize profusely to everybody just put a lot more words between the previous interesting yeah I think I've done a good job of that with profile feather saying I find it interesting hearing the boys talk about

Mass Effect 3 was disappointing because of the reapers not being scary by that point and over explaining them as someone who just played them this year. I found all three of them to be really fun and intriguing Especially the story especially the Reaper's law. I think this might be due to the fact that I could tell from the moment I saw them the story was going to be about taking them down in some way because of this I never saw them as intimidating but rather as a cool concept to be slowly unraveled and bro bro I heard something on a it was a podcast with um It was Richard Dawkins, the evolutionary scientist man. The inventor of memes. He was talking about like aliens and science fiction concepts and he went into this diatribe and just described the plot of Mass Effect. Really?

As the most likely thing. It was crazy. He was like, yeah, we'll probably find some kind of mechanical race that is the trace of something that's long extinct. And I was just like Well I mean yeah that makes sense Yeah And that's what the reaper were originally Yeah but the explanation of that they were created

To destroy people before they created Things that would destroy all people Is kind of stupid Yeah the over explanation of it But like the core of like A synthetic race That has taken over from something that is advanced to a point and created yeah if if they'd have it's

basically that it's basically that weird middle point we're in right now as humanity that weird shift into the mechanical yeah i think it would be more interesting and this is now like armchair game developer game writer shit but if it was more like uh the because they they with mass effect too they had the perfect platform to bounce off of with that they're just like amazed that a human took down a reaper so they were making a human reaper why not make like all reapers be like every single one of them is a different entire race and that's one of their brain yeah like they're like their whole society turned into like an ai you know and they they just do that constantly to keep life. And then the question

is like, is that life? That's more interesting. I thought that was the concept up until three retconned it where like the concept was more a an extinction event condenses them down into the form of whatever that thing was

hence the human reaper and there'd be all different shapes and sizes of them instead of just squids. So it's like preserving whatever that cycle produced in some mechanical form forever and then starting the cycle again so basically what you're saying yeah which would have been fire that would have been cool that would have been so sick and it kind of was building to that

like yeah it makes way more sense than like oh they they just cared about humans because they were the first guys in like literally forever to like just jerking off humans yeah yeah it doesn't even make sense in the universe it yeah they and in that same discussion we were kind of talking about alien law as well to which yellow family funny 306 5 said um actually david did not make the first alien he just recreated them so i guess i got that detail oh yeah and that makes i knew i was right that makes covenant even more awesomer than i guess it was yeah um that kind of proves my point though mass effect three fucked it more than alien covenant i'm just not even gonna uh right uh brian wilson says when are we getting those curtains

right here right now right here look at these bloody lovelies so i guess if you're listening just imagine i'm rubbing my thingies over the there i'm afraid to say they're actually only available if you're a dibby tier or above the page you're yeah you only like to see the curtain if you're it's been cropped half of alex has been cropped so that you can't see the curtain because that is a perk i suppose maybe i should have got a green curtain so it could be like green screened on Mm. No, that'd be too much.

Much too much. Mr. Blue Pumpkin has a question for you. Jim's thoughts on Ghosts of Yotei, the new Ghost of Tsushima. Have you seen that? No. That was announced like yesterday. Really? Hmm?

Like there's some really cool shots in the trailer. I mean, next to Red Dead 2, Ghost of Tsushima has got to be one of the prettiest games ever made. it looks ridiculous and maybe I'll give it a try again yeah so much of that game is like you're doing the shit you're doing the boring shit

but fuck me you're doing it really well and this because that's how I'd heard it described was like that Ubisoft formula but like mastered basically yeah for sure done the best and the I don't like the typical

Ubisoft like it's Far Cry 19 you can approach any of encounter how you desire and it's like well I'm just going to sit on a ridge a thousand miles away like why would I not whereas there's kind of a morality to it in Tsushima the navigation the plot ties up really nice I mean I was playing the game I was compelled by the story and then the final not even the final act the final mission was like what the fuck How have they pulled off something like this incredible? Okay.

Everyone seems to love it. It genuinely blew me away. Yeah, I don't really know what they can do going forward. But I'll check this out. Yeah. I'll be excited. And to end this segment, unfunny jar artist person said, Alex, would you mind giving a quick opinion on the substance? I saw your writing on Letterbox, but the movie has infected my brain.

So this is kind of this little gem neon movie that's been kicking off, getting a really great response right as we go into the October weeks. A Cronenbergian body horror, satire comedy, horror comedy, kind of stuff. I don't know. We often talk about how satire is dead and let's just, no good satire anymore and like comedy and stuff like sucks this is a good one man like a good modern contemporary example like you've seen peter jackson's like brain dead and stuff like that right is that the one with i kick ass for the lord i've never seen that home i've never seen that one um but you know that kind of filmmaking risk like crazy over the top exploitational it's like

taking those kind of films and uh and the kronenberg body horror stuff the fly and I'm still hung up on the fly Yeah, yeah But imagine that And like a brutal satirical French director take down of like L.A. And fame And particularly from like a

You know like Birdman An elderly star Who's like past their prime Their career is on the down swing The main character's like a lady from the 80s Who's now in 2020 and yeah she's given this substance that can has these rules and she can like swap with her younger self um but she has to she has one week young one week old and she has to keep swapping um right

and like where that goes and it's like this crazy style every frame of painting thing crazy colors it's like very unique and amazing yeah yeah um definitely check it out um More of an in-depth review, I think, on Sardonicos we recorded the other day. If you want more of that one, but otherwise, there's a couple, there's two things I want to talk about with you today. The first being, our boy. Is that up here? Did I put it back up on the wall? Our love.

I am beckoning to the magic roundabout. The most famous, well now, an award-winning roundabout in the UK. Wow! Today, as of recording this, today, BBC News posted this article. Town's White Knuckle Magic Roundabout celebrated. White knuckle. From the ancient mystery of Stonehenge to the towering grandeur of Salisbury. Salisbury's Cathedral Spire, Wiltshire is rich in iconic landmarks.

These attractions often top guidebooks to the region, but there is another landmark that inspires awe, amazement, and sometimes even fear. that has drawn visitors from around the globe. Swindon's Magic Roundabout, five mini roundabouts encircling a central island, has been announced winner of the coveted UK Roundabout of the Year Award, honouring the white-knuckle ride of infrastructure. UK Roundabout Appreciation Society chairman, Kevin Beersford, said,

Something just amazing happens when you approach it. You're dazzled by all this choreography of cars. A feature of the town for many years, generations of Swindon residents have used it day in, day out, but words of the legendary road layout has spanned continents. But what is it that draws people from near and far to admire it? There's a big quote. More interesting than Times Square. Barry Cook, who worked as a taxi driver in Swindon in the 2000s, recalled how an American family had paid him just to drive around the landmark. Despite its mind-bending structure, former taxi driver Barry Cook,

49 from Swindon said he'd driven across it every week for 35 years and had rarely seen a crash on it he told the BBC that during his time oh yeah this is the one i just said then he paid me to drive across it eight times he said i actually stopped in the middle of hazards to make their experience more memorable the dad said it was more interesting than time square mr beersford who was also self-proclaimed lord of the rings for fog's sake Said he'd visited the landmark many times, had taken film crews from around the world across it, and even sold merchandise featuring it.

But what we've never done is actually named it Roundabout of the Year, he said. It's the white knuckle ride of all roundabouts. Those islands packed with testosterone, he added. Mr. Beersford said some members of the Appreciation Society preferred what they called Tits Marsh's Green Roundabouts featuring Wildflower and other verdant displays, and while they may not find the Magic Roundabout particularly aesthetically pleased, he said it was quirky, its quirky nature that drew him in.

However, Mary Woodman, 60 from Swindon, told the BBC how she'd been involved in a crash on the roundabout in 1983 when a car failed to give way and collided with her. The accelerator stuck and I headed straight for the fire station, hitting their doors. The firemen came to our aid, and they said at the time that they amused themselves on a daily basis just watching the confusion and many accidents, but never had they had a car hit the station, she said. Her car was written off but found a new life as a vehicle for firefighters to practice on in the yard. The roundabout which opened in 1972 has always been known locally as the Magic Roundabout, in homage to the BBC's Children Program of the same name. Oh, but the local authority originally named it something quite different,

and so it started life as County Islands. The credit for its official christening as the Magic Roundabout lies with David, Gley Holm, now 77, who introduced a motion formalising the name in the early 80s during his time as a counsellor in Swindon. Blood day. We've done. We did it. We've done it. Fuck yeah.

We've been fighting for this for so long. Years? Years. Genuinely years. Nearly a decade. I... It doesn't deserve it. When they're talking about the nice roundabouts of green wildflowers. Yeah.

Yeah, this concrete hellscape. Mm. And when they said the car crashes don't happen, and he was talking about, like, the awe of seeing it, have your window down and listen. Oh, yeah. It's an endless honk fest. Mm-hmm.

You know, it's... Are there houses around it? If there are, they are boarded up. They're pretty near, right? Because that'll be a loud place to live. Oh, definitely. Like, it may be more interesting than town square, but it's louder. I just, I kind of hung up on him describing it as having a lot of testosterone.

I find that quite interesting. Well, I didn't even pick up on that. Yeah, that's... Like, there's really not what I'm thinking about when I'm looking at these circles, you know? Yeah. But you do you, man, I guess. you're the Lord of the Rings over here well speaking of Lords of

something maybe not rings maybe of being cringy and lame have you heard about this steam group they're like the biggest losers in the fucking world like that Brey

Steam is in the video game Steam you know Valve Steam service there's a group on it um I don't have a good name for it the woke content detector group. Um, so they've, they have, uh, I don't know how to put this kindly. They've kind of organized every game ever.

They've listed out every game in a big, a big sheet, a big spreadsheet, right? Every game on Steam. All the significant ones. Um, and I guess it's because it's a growing community, like they're just adding more and more. With the categories, game, release year, developer publisher, rating, as in, like, recommended or not recommended, based on its workness factor. And then the review, like their review. So, I'll say a couple games, and I want you to guess if you think they recommend it or not recommend it. Okay.

And then I'll read their review. I feel like I'll be able to gauge this. Right. Starfield. Not recommend. Not recommended. Contains overly pro-LGBT-plus and overly pro-D-I messaging. Pronoun selection including the option for they slash them.

Uses body type 1 and 2 instead of male slash female. Improbably diverse MPCs in all areas. Improbably diverse. Surprised by that one? No. Boulder's Gate 3. Because gamers love that. They do.

Yeah. Where Starfield's a bit more... Yeah, well, can you be gay in Boulder's gay? I've not played it. Yes. Okay, I'm going to say... Bro, the level of things that they like count is like... Don't overestimate them.

So not recommend? Yeah, with their reasoning being, again, contains overtly pro-LGB messaging, non-binary other option available for identity in the character creation menu uses body type instead of male and female optional homosexual romance

um optional what about this one Eldon ring um well it's it's got body type 1 and 2 right so what's your guess

well there's nothing they can't do not recommend just based on that it is not recommended what the fuck contains overly pro LGBT plus messaging uses body type in place of biological sex during character creation is it because of Rani is that it? Oh my god

yeah I hadn't even considered that like But like, if you're a female, if you're a body type one or whatever and you do that ridiculously obtuse quest line and marry Rani, then I guess you're, you're marrying a doll. Uh-huh. Like, it's a spirit. Like, what the fuck? It's like a fantasy world where these things just do not matter. What the fuck? Oh, this is interesting.

Call a duty war zone. Um I'm gonna say recommend Not recommended contains overtly pro LGBTQ plus images multiple pride flag calling cards and emblems Of course Jesus Christ I'm trying to find one that's actually Because there's not recommended recommended and informational

as in like, yes, but with caveats. So what do you think Red Day Redemption 2 is? Is that informational then? Yeah, I kind of ruined that. Yeah, yeah. It's informational. How the fuck is it not recommend? Contains subtly pro-D-EI messaging.

Several minor characters espouse modern-day political sentiments. As an example, the MPC, Sadia Adler, behaves the same way, a modern-day feminist would. What? And is Sadie Adler named after randomly crossed wires with the house thing and that first episode having the Adler character named after the Sherlock Holmes character

that taught Sherlock how to respect women? Do you think Sadie Adler was named after that same character? Very may be. Skyrim. No, I would not recommend. Informational. Contains subtly pro-LGBQ-plus messaging. Contains subtly pro-D-I messaging.

Homosexual marriage options. An MPC and White Run asks you whether to... Whether the sight of a strong gnawed woman offends you. Ha. That's crazy. But like, homosexual marriage options. these are the most aggressive motherfuckers isn't this crazy like it's so insane that it makes you think like it's this fake like but there's too much yeah there's way like a mima wouldn't go this

far yeah uh borderlands three if this is the first recommend i'd cry but it can't be that game's got to be like it's got to have some yeah like the Borderlands 2 had had gay characters and shit I think yeah not recommended contains overtly pro-LGBQ plus messaging multiple non-binary

and LGBTQ plus characters the love and tentacles DLC features a homosexual relationship the playable character FL4K wears a non-binary pin oh interesting

but borderlands in the original gets a recommended like the first one yeah contains no woke content i suppose see i'm surprised these people don't see playing as a female character yeah i don't get like where they draw the line because it's like if it is includes a gay person if that's like where they draw the line it's like well what we actually ask what we asking for are talking about Is your argument that there aren't gay people so they shouldn't be in art? Or they're overly represented? It's like, what are you talking about?

Yeah, yeah. Because it's not true either. Um, some of the... Team Fortress 2. Ah, this is... this one's hard. It's not recommend, isn't it? It's recommended. Really?

Really? Okay. Oh. Subnautica. Oh my god. If this game has like one audio log, one text log with a gay person in it, they're not recommending. So I'm going to assume that they went and did that and go not recommend.

Informational. Contained subtly anti-gun and subtly pro-LGBQ plus messaging. The game's director has stated he chose not to put guns in the game as one vote towards a world with less guns. The database titled Relationship Contract Legal Recording is a conversation between two lesbians

where one breaks up with the other. You actually predicted it perfectly. That's so fucking predictable. But the gun thing, that's not even to do with the game. That's someone outside of the game saying that they didn't have guns in their game. Yeah. Yeah, like, is Mario anti-gun? There's no guns in Mario.

Does that make it woke? Yeah, Mario's woke because it has a woman in it and no guns. Now, these ones I love, Saccharis shadows died twice. The Fromsoft ones are all very interesting. Is this one informational? This is recommended. Contains no woke content. Yeah, that was my gut.

Because what, like, what, like, feudal Japan? Okay, but now, Dark Souls remastered. You're gonna love this. Is it... Is it... Informational. You're right. Bang on.

And this has the best review, I think, I saw out of, like, scrolling through. Contains subtly pro-LGBQ plus messaging. The boss character, Gwendolyn, was born a male but raised as a female and given clothes and a magic ring. to help him act like a female. What the fuck are you talking about? Dark Souls 2? Ooh. Uh...

Fuck. I've tried to wipe all my memory of Dark Souls 2 from my mind, so... Um... Not recommend. You can change your gender. informational there it but you got it right there's a gender swap coffin in things betwixt uh-huh that allows the player to change from back and forth between male and female that's crazy that's just so wild why it's so obvious why that would be there yeah um and they do

similarly with dark souls three contains dark source three has got to be not recommended oh no no darks fours three should be recommend and i've got a reason for that. Well, their reason is the reversal ring allows the player character to perform the animations associated with the opposite violence for sex. Are you fucking kidding me? You know, Dark Souls 3 is anti-woke. Dark Souls 3 has a character that changes gender, depending, to be the opposite gender of your player character, so that in the secret ending, you can marry them. Oh, didn't know that. Right? So, surely, if anything, it should be considered by these people, people as anti-woke.

Fucking idiots. Cyberpunk, 277. Dude, not recommended. Yeah. So obvious. Avertly pro messaging contains overly overtly pro-transhumanism messaging

features a trans character and flag uses body types instead of biological sex, body modification, encouraged. That's the whole fucking point. That is literally the whole point. That is the point. That is what is interesting. about that world that is what is cool about it like everything stems from the body

modification shit that is the fucking point of it yeah it doesn't exist it like that is the core oh dude but but then left for dead and left for dead too they got the same rating informational recommend it contains no work content I feel like they're picking and choosing yes they definitely are that doesn't add up. Ellis is gay. But like, here's an interesting, Crisis 2.

Recommending contains no work content. You tell me if Crisis 2 came out now, they wouldn't be like a drama. Am I getting the... There's like a black main character, isn't there? Well... If I came out now, you know that would be a discussion. No, don't you remember?

You... Or that you like kill him? You like, take him. over him. He, no, he, he takes his suit off, puts it on you, and then by the end of the game, the suit has turned you into him. So he's turned you from white to black. What is that then? Yeah, they're transracial. They're fine with that. They're chill with that. Yeah, I guess. But like, how is that any more or less woke than Dark Soul? one yeah and I bet you there's a tax log somewhere yeah so I guess by their

logic then like if you did a remaster of a game actually no I think this actually is an argument they make with the new Dead Space where Dead Space has been made woke because they made the the bathroom logo instead of a male or female it's like just an androgynous symbol or whatever right Bioshock Ah, mm. Not recommend. Informational. Fogg contains LGBTQ plus messaging.

According to creative director Ken Levine, the minor NPC, Sander Cohen is gay. In-game audio logs allude to possible homosexual interactions. Pro or anti is unclear. Allude to possible homosexual interactions. I'm so happy I pulled that out so they're not okay

with the possible interpretation of maybe there being some it's so like pedantic and it's like you're going in looking for that first and foremost Yeah.

And that's how you're organizing all the... Star Wars Battlefront Classic Collection. What do you think? Recommend. Not recommended. What the fuck? Contains overtly pro messaging. Changes the self-inflicted death message from

Player Killed Himself into Player Killed Themself. Wait, what? So I guess if you, like, killed yourself in the game, the text that would come up would say, Player Killed Himself. But now it says Player Killed Themself. Which makes more sense. Which makes more sense and yeah, it does include more people.

Yeah, you can't assume the gender of the person playing the game. Yeah, that's just like a weird... If you're referring to it as the... Like if you're playing as a clone and it said play it, and it said clone killed himself. Yeah. Whatever. Dude, these, these are insane.

It's the more pedantic... Like, Falls Horizon 5. Come on. That charged car game. It can't be not recommended. It's not recommended. Contains overtly pro messaging. Pronoun selection including an option for they then.

Uses unlabeled presets instead of clearly defined male and female options during character creation. Have you played Dead by Daylight? No. I would stick to ones. actually played. Wolfenstein 2, the new Colossus. Not recommended. Contains overtly pro-D-I messaging.

MC is saved by his strong pregnant girlfriend. She also manages to fight off a wave of Nazis. That's your problem. That's the part in the story where you're like, now it's unbelievable. Yeah, yeah. It's so... It's so pathetic as what it is.

Yeah, and there's people Like on YouTube That would agree with this This sort of shit Like Ooh, um I know, you haven't played Factoria, have you?

No They've got like every game on here It's crazy Trying to look for the more like funny Standouts What Alex Jones NWO Wars rating recommended contains no work content the outer worlds

not recommend informational subtly pro messaging optional optional side quest involving homosexual characters and relationships one is about helping your asexual lesbian companion to get a date with a woman Oh, outer worlds. The outer worlds, yeah. Sorry, I thought you said outer worlds. Oh, no. I still would have said not recommend.

Alien isolation. You play as a woman, so not recommend. Uh, no, recommend it contains no woke content. Really? Okay. Destroy all humans. recommend informational contains subtly

anti-human and subtly pro-D-E-I messaging and task the player with destroying humans this is presented in a humorous setting some dialogue regarding a dam zone distress was cut from this remaster this, okay, this has to be a joke this has to be a joke subtly anti-human and subtly pro-D-I messaging

Oh, armoured core Fires of Rubicon Hmm Hmm Uh Uh Uh Uh

Uh Uh Uh Not recommended What the fuck Contains multiple forms of woke Messaging Some overt

And some more subtle See the full review For details No that's a cop-out They just made shit up Day's gone Oh, who cares Recommended contains no woke content

Bionetta Not recommended? Recommended contains no work content Really? Yeah All of the Half-Life games, all of them They all have the same Recommended?

They're all recommended and all contain no work content It's so, like, inconsistent, I feel. Yeah. See, I thought I was going to be able to gauge this, but this shit has been wild. Frostpunk? Frostpunk, sure, it's got, it's like, you can be a fascist. It's got to be recommended. Yeah, it's recommended.

Yeah, it doesn't know what content. Oh, there's outer wilds. is it not recommended it's informational contains pro messaging I don't know if I should read that if that's spoilers or something oh yeah it could be

yeah I won't read that could have spoiled it for me still haven't finished it Cuphead informational No Recommended No work contact

Okay I thought you were going to say not recommended No Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Not recommend Yeah I really did boardlands Didn't I Yeah

Yeah it's not It's not I just do a couple more here I need that Jump out of me Being too crazy Pit people Recommended?

Informational. Contains subtly pro LGBT messaging. Equipable gear includes cross-dressing options. You play as like Play-Doh people. Dude, whether this is a joke or not, too much time has been spent. Way too much. Because, like, I'm looking at the scroll bar. There's like half, I'm halfway down. I've only been skimming through. No Man's Sky? I'm not recommended. Informational contains pro-messaging, most alien characters in fauna are not sexually dimorphous, other genders aside from male and female are common, and they then pronouns are frequently used. But like, I feel like science fiction is one of the places this is, it fits the best. Yeah.

Right? Yeah, it makes 3 million percent sense. Yeah. Divinity original sin, you played that, didn't you? I played the second one. The second one's here, yeah. Um, not recommended. Informational, pro messaging, homosexual romance options, multiple minor homosexual NPCs.

I'm just like so fascinated by this, I like can't stop. Darkseid is three. I can't even think, is that where you play as like death? Yeah. Uh, not recommended. Yeah, not recommended contains pro messaging. The NPC lust has an androgynous appearance and is referred to using they-then pronouns. This character's voice is also not distinctly male or female.

That just sounds like a cool character design. Yeah. Like, that's intriguing, like, the way that's described. Yeah, well, like, they are lust. They are the concept of lust. Like, why does a character like that need... Agenda? Ah, I'm at Mass Effect.

Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3 all have the same rating. Okay. Um... informational. Yes. They all have contained subtle pro-Messaging and homosexual romance options. But you can... You can be straight up gay.

Yeah. But you can sometimes... But you can also be racist as all. well in Mass Effect One anyway. I guess. That like balances it out so it's in the middle for them. But weirdly, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is not recommended. Oh.

Um, this being for the NPC Hainley Abrams is trans. Homosexual Romance options includes Mass Effect Andromeda's Asari pronoun Rackcon. Huh? I didn't even notice that in replaying it. that in replaying it. I didn't even cross my mind. No. Wait, so, wait, what? How?

They, they changed the Asari pronoun? I guess in, I didn't play Andromeda, so I guess in Andromeda, so, I guess an Andromeda, they made a... Did they change that in the... I'm, I guess they're saying here is that's a change they made with the remaster. How? Like, in dialogue and shit?

It must be in... Yeah, I don't know. actually. Maybe just in text when it's referred to in things. Because I don't know how you'd do that otherwise. Yeah. Unless were they using AI? Oh my god. I mean, genuinely maybe. Hmm. Yeah, I want to stop but I can't stop. I don't have to pee in a suck. Yeah. Okay, let's end on um The Walking Dead, the final season, the Telltale game.

I'd never played the final season. Oh yeah, that's a bad one actually, because I forgot they came back and they made more, so I haven't played that either. So maybe it is woke and out of control. You find a better one. Game of the Year edition. Like the original? Yeah. It's got to recommend.

Please. Please. It's recommended. It contains no word content. Those plants are safe. Yeah. Are the plants gendered? Yes.

Are they ever given genders? This we need to know. Right. Final. Gotham Knights. Um Not recommend Informational

Contains subtle pro messaging There are several hints Indicating a major character is bisexual The game's narrative director Amy LeMay Has confirmed this character's bisexuality Again You can't use shit

That like a writer or producer Or director or any You're looking for it You're on the hunt for it Yeah you can't look for shit Outside of the game to then be like Yep I'm afraid it's, I'm afraid it's a little bit too woke.

So we'll be back after these woke messages. Yeah. Howdy, partner? Me already. Me have shirts for sale. Send the description below. Yeah. No. Bro, I found one more good one. I know I kept saying one more, one more, one more.

Go on. This one I've got to say. I know you haven't played it but Warhammer 40K Space Marine 2 The new game that's come out Everyone's loving Like Gears of War A 360 generation style of game

Yeah That's like the most fascist Like universe Uh huh Out there So it's got to be recommend Not recommended Contains overtly pro DEI messaging

The Ultramarine seen in game Are improbably diverse features front line female combatants including an improbable female authority figure What? Jesus Christ The way they use improbable It's just so weird

Yeah, what do you mean? Is that an improbable thing in the world of space marine? The universe of Warhammer is that like everything is war Everything is an asset for war Why would you not use women Yeah When like all life is for

Conquering Mm-hmm Nut man Nuts nuts, man Nut nut nut all over Oh my God Well welcome to the second half of the cast We head over to the suggestion thread

Over on the subreddit notfnaf And answer a few questions from the community I'm fairly long this episode already So we won't do too many here But there are some that need to be answered like this one from Sir J. Javits J. Hi guys. At my old job, I was able to listen to the pod

through my wireless earbuzz, which I'd disguised under the long hair I had at the time. The downside of this, however, was looking like a psycho. As customers and co-workers would see me laughing aloud to myself multiple times during my shifts, not knowing I was secretly hearing three guys talk about kimchi in the Everglades

with British American accents. This usually earned me judgmental or questioning looks. This leads me to my question. Can you guys remember any instances in which you absolutely were not allowed to laugh and you just couldn't help but let out a ruffle? Mm. Those, of course, are the most funny times when it is the least appropriate time to laugh. That's when things are funniest.

Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I feel like this happens to me fairly often to the point where I don't memorize them. Mm-hmm. um but there's there's one story where it's someone i used to work with but every time i think about it i can't not like smirk up and um my first job i worked in a restaurant uh uh my first like proper job yeah and a guy i worked with who was a pretty crazy guy um like he i think he was 17 when i was 18 hmm um he was 17 when i met him and he was like a major stoner like

he'd done every drug oh this fellow yeah yeah um so he'd come in to work semi often just like fried or like fucked up from the day before um and where every Wednesday we had this this group of old people come in

um and they'd always have like Shepherds Pie it was it was like the local like old people club and so it like it was all down to a tea like

this time they get this meal and then like the hot drinks come out and blah blah blah and he he went out i've probably told this story on here before but he went out and put a shepherd's pie down in front of like a 75 year old woman and she like turned to him looked him in the eye and said thank you just like pure oh my look at He said, I love you. And realize what he said and, like, rush back. And I was like, I had just come into the kitchen right after he'd done this. And he was having, like, a breakdown.

I just told this, like, ancient woman that I love her. What the fuck have I done? How does she react? I don't think he, like, stayed long. enough to just gone he said it I respect that yeah

yeah not self-awareness just to know I'm I mean how what do you do what can I even yeah that's amazing

I don't know if I have any that awesome um because I mostly think about it in um in terms of like uh

secondary school I have a lot of these where like the class clown was just being ridiculous or something and then you're not allowed to laugh and it's made extra funny by it like being in complete silence or just like an awkward feeling yeah yeah

one along those lines one of the few times I got like disciplined in I mean this was before secondary school so like I was a stranger to discipline for the most part of the secondary school because like I was like like I'd bow to any authority but um I got disciplined and potent like so when I was in year six our mom was it was a university so after school I would have to stay at this like after school group thing um i think you did it a little bit i did do it for a bit but um this

this one other guy in my year amir also went to it and he was funny man um classics came from him and i got i got disciplined for laughing at something he said or did and then we were put into like oh no he he was disciplined then put into the the dining room with the lights off away from everyone solitary confined yeah

but he was sat on this tiny stool with like four legs and he'd stand up every now and again pull it up under his legs and then like like

they were thick legs and he'd like he'd milk them and go me and like at the time that shit was just really funny to me so I laughed and then I was sent into the I mean

where I wanted to be to be honest into the exactly into the dining room and he just kept doing the mother yeah yeah he joined him and yeah it was like it was like front row Jimmy car you know funnier even yeah definitely uh warm opportunity 63 has a quick one for me since you said you sold quite a lot of your Lego collection can we maybe get an update sometime or make a Brickset account to see what you own also maybe a cheeky shelf tool of Blu-Rays books and vinals.

I can give you the Brickset one I've had a Brickset account forever my account is just called IHE on there so just search Brickset.com slash sets slash owned by dash IHE and you'll see what I have or don't have

um oh we haven't done a good one of these in a while Revert to Monke says this Which Madagascar character Is each one of these global Environment Issues Carbon pollution

Microplastics Oil spill Loss of biodiversity Deforestation and melting ice caps Melting ice caps is glory It doesn't have to be the penguins Or we'd be a more abstract

I feel like there's not enough To include the penguins right There's one two I'm just thinking, imagine Gloria, six. So there's the four, we need King Julian. King Julian and the penguins. The penguins are just count as one. It's just I'm thinking Gloria gets into the water and it like raises the sea level.

No, she's carbon pollution or the fine. Okay, yeah. You know? Okay, penguins can have the ice caps. Biodiversity. Loss of biodiversity. Melman See, that's what I was thinking

But then I was also thinking Because he ain't oil spill No, he's definitely not I was thinking I was thinking King Julian More thoughtfully because If one of them is going to be some sort of genocidal

dictator Yeah, you're right Then it's going to be Julian But then deforestation Marty Um Some of zebras Like just eating

So there are too many zambras That would like maybe No that's more of a Um A long neck thing I don't know They both eat leaves Yeah but who

Like who's gonna reach the taller leaves I thought we really have Melman I'm getting scared And frankly disgusted Who's oil spill Who's oil spill? We haven't done Alex Alex is either microplastics or oil spill

I feel like Microplastics is quite good for it People care most about microplastics Because it affects them directly right now So I'm going to go Alex for that one For the micros Yeah Who haven't we given? Oil spill Marty

But there's cut I know we gave carbon Deforestation Just give the rest of it None of the others have strong There are no other strong ones But Coom's stick animation says a quick one. Which would you rather, three scoops of green or one hunk of brown?

And that's all they're giving. That's it. Green. Just because the number's like, because I'm more drawn to one hunk of brown. A hunk seems like more than three scoops. Yeah, but I want more of green than I do of brown. Really? Like, I'd be happier with a small amount of green than a lot of brown.

No. A big brownie, a big tub of chocolate ice cream. That's what I'm conjuring. Well, I'm not just thinking about eating. Oh. Ah, I see. That does make it more complicated. I was thinking specifically because it's conjuring like ice cream.

Well, yeah, scoop, yeah. Hunk. Yeah. But pistachio ice cream? That shit rocks. Hmm. Um. But then just three scoops are something that's green.

Green isn't? a nice colour associated with you know freshness and yeah

broccoli and cress you know leaks leaks for a hunker brown all the shittest shit

I'm still gonna go with brown but I'll stick with I'll stick with green if we're thinking more than just what I'm gonna eat

yeah oh hell yeah Lopticle says do you have any veggie meals you like slash liked i've gone vegan lately and need tips and tricks lasagna lasagna the uh i made quite a nice hulumi curry in the week that was good just curry um cheese you can't have cheese if you're

a vegan you can't have cheese can you yeah well your stuff then i guess got to get creative with the uh seasoning and spices i guess and beans The thing about being a vegan, being a vegan, you have to, like, eat obegene? Yeah. Eggplant. You have to eat courgette. Not the most hype. No.

But like chickpeas's good. Lenthal's good. Like kidney beans. Yeah, there's lots of soups that I enjoy. Mm-hmm. I did, yeah, I got sick of like. like risotto and stuff like that um but then i i wasn't vegan though so i'd have risotto of like cheese in it so i don't know man yeah there's lots of vegetarian stuff that i do like

but it's definitely like so much better now as far as yeah yeah yeah choice when you eat out and stuff like that but yeah but i don't really eat much eat vegan food i eat veggie stuff i was listening to a podcast recently um an Alex O'Connor won and he's a vegan how is he morally yeah

and he puts forward some like real convincing arguments morally oh I know yeah it's pretty much convince me of that it's almost impossible

to disagree yeah but the person he's against is like your the the satisfaction factor on our part isn't something to be ignored and it like thinking about working for like 10 hours getting home and then eating some like vegetarian some vegan meal it doesn't hit my tummy the same I know

and like it may not be moral but sure damn yummy yeah that's the thing man there's so much enjoyment the glee of it yeah

yeah I'm kind of just we're definitely going to look back satiation at that level of farming and be like oh god yeah they were even for that But like, we're in it right now, like, make it easier to not. And then people will, I guess.

It's just laziness and convenience and, like. They need to make a fake meat that tastes like no other meat. That's actually better, instead of trying to mimic what's real. Yeah, yeah, make it taste nicer. Make it taste crazy. Make it taste like something I've never tasted before. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah.

What is this? I want more of this. You know, give me that. Don't give me, like, fake beef. That's, that's just, like, beef. Because that's that kind of conundrum of, like, if you understand, let's say we hypothetically understood genetics to such an insane degree that you could basically, like, create animals, create creatures.

Half, half pork, half oyster. Yeah, yeah. Oyster pork. Or, like, um, such an advanced understanding of genes that you could, like, take a current gene and then oh we can just take this pigeon and then through its genome somehow pull something from the past forward mm dodo dodo or you know bring back dinosaurs or whatever but which is actually more alluring bringing back something or creating a new monstrous which are people going to be more hype to see like the pig monster creation I think

we'll run through a few of the old ones until we're getting to ones like like some dinosaur that like nobody knows you know the thumbs up one Aquanodon yeah everyone knows that one well I didn't they'll get to the iguanodon and half people be like oh shit I'll try iguanodon boring I don't saw a T-R-X last month yeah lame I've already tried iguana why would I want a guana this is what they were trying to kind of explore the Jurassic World movies. So let's get into the genet, the crazy, it's a bit of raptor, a bit of snake, a bit of blal-l-l-l-l-l-la-la. But obviously, it sucks.

I hate those movies. I've only seen one. But like that, that's like possible, right? Just to create new creatures and like, look, we just made these monsters and put them in a zoo for you to come look at. To make new ones? Or maybe not new, but like combos. You know, like we do with, like, plants. I mean, we probably could make new ones.

Because we already do that with not. Like grapes that taste like cotton candy, and that's not a word of that. Yeah, but I heard about this. They're genetically engineered. It's like those apples as well that taste like, they taste sweet. Well, you know, apples are sweet, but in a different way, gimmick apples. Are they going to do shit like a green grape that tastes like a red grape? Or like a strawberry that tastes like a raspberry

Yeah, I don't know All the consistency of a strawberry With the flavour of a raspberry Could you like make A salad taste like brownie? Or is that too far? I feel like you can't get the squidgey gooiness The texture is a big part of it

That's for damn sure Yeah But saying that like I'm sure there's some Flavours you could do mix with lettuce to make that. Are you against, like, um, I guess the, the actual logical thing to do with the ultimate gene capabilities as far as feeding people, just like, you just breed a, it's just like a pig body

without like a brain, it's just like a hum, a hunk of flesh that has like no nervous system or anything. Yeah, where do the morals lie there? if it's just like a just the torso like a pig torso yeah and like

yeah they've still got legs and you just like they just walk into like a shredder what if you got to try human that way right we've genetically engineered the head out people can try people now I guess

yeah morally like would that be fine there's no more there's no suffering I mean people taste porky anyway apparently oh really it's not a chicken situation

no apparently people taste like pork allegedly allegedly um well well well I feel like I need to find one last juice right here.

Let's end on this one from Heatwave MF. Which character, Living Dead, fictional or real, do you think would make the most... Let me try that again. Do you think would be the most exciting to have appear as a surprise DJ actor at a festival? For example, imagine you're walking through Glastonbury. The heavy sun has been slowly chipped away at your... Oh my God, I can't read today. Slowly chipping away at your vitality and the mood begins to sour.

then begins for place for shade and a pint to raise spirits and ends a shaded tent with a stage inside which appears to be between acts. None of the group present have access to information regarding the next act, neither do the rest of the crowd, which has been steadily building with a tangible buzz. Then the lights cut out and silence fills the tent. Chinese whispers regarding the identity of the next performer begin to circulate. You hear all manner of names, crowds, become insistent that they alone know who will take the stage once the lights return. Some believe it's the debut set for SpongeBob of the Say Harry Hill. You suddenly become reminded of a glimpse you caught of Gilgamesh backstage

and perhaps wonder if this was the set he was preparing for. The speculation is about to end as the lights return, and eyes turn to the individual that has now entered the stage. The lack of light has rendered your vision slightly disrupted upon its intense return. and as your eyes begin to focus and centre on the individual now behind the decks you become confused you wonder how you wonder why blank has appeared before your eyes i want each of you to fill that blank with the being you believe would generate the most excitement in that situation be as abstract or as logical as you desire i feel the potential for creativity in this scenario regarding the

potential hype generated by the taking of anything to the stage is rivaled only by the only by Smash Bros. Reveal. But in this case, the potential for people, concepts and items. Taking the stage for an hour-long set lends itself to some outrageous suggestions. Some my girlfriend and I came up with go as follows for inspiration. Wallace and Grummit.

Big time. Mr. Blobby. Freddie Fazbear. Neil Armstrong. Jesus. And Mr. Tickle. That's why I was going to say Jesus. We kept it rather simple

But feel free to go mental That would be it Like It's not just Jesus It's Jesus And Muhammad And Buddha Yeah

All of them Fuck Yeah Gurrey Nanak God damn That would be too hype Yeah If all of them are like

We're all right And just like Harmony Just utter unity Yeah Yeah wow And I don't know Who's the, who's the atheist one?

Like, Richard Dawkins is up there as well. Um, I don't know, I really think like, get weird with it. Mm. You know? Like. Stanley Kubrick. Oh, dead people, yeah. Tupac.

I'm thinking more like myths, like the Loch Ness monster comes out or something and does a set. But how, people are just like. with the lockness monster is that like if he's not at lock nest then is it even him you know then he's just a monster the caveat with that one being it has to be in Scotland yeah but it's glastonbury right well yeah they did say for example imagine you're for example imagine you're right yeah it's a festival it's just a suspicious festival that's held at the lock of nest yeah in the lock um like a

war wolf oh yeah he goes where like at the drop or something of the first song yeah it's just some guy and everyone's like

who is this guy and then he points up at the moon clouds part yeah he goes where um no I was thinking like

king Arthur's sword or something weird like that it's just like what that's cool there's like a sword that's doing this amazing set. Yeah. Is it like moving or is it just... It's like using the hilt, you know, like doing some stuff.

Is it in the stone or? No, no, it's out of the stone. They like wheel out the stone and then on its own it takes itself out. Right. And then starts. Yeah. You know. That's like the first note of the song.

Yeah. Harambo. Bro. He's back. He's restoring the planet. That's equivalent to all the, what do you call it? Like, prophets. All the prophets from Halo?

They're real. Like an alien or something. Like a real alien. Like the most grotesque thing just like comes out. you know you think that would be hype or that would be fire yeah not like an alien from the movie alien I'm just talking about like alien UFO comes down a little guy comes out Paul from the movie Paul Seth Rogan's Paul that would be hype that probably happened in that movie yeah maybe it's hard to be what who knows to be honest it's hard to be what Wallace and Grumit would be yeah like life size action in the suit and everything oh my God Yeah Dude Oh fuck

I'm getting hype Just thinking about this What about Mel Gibson Chicken from Chicken Run? What about just Mel Gibson? Mel Gibson comes out I'm sober now I apologize to everybody

Oh Jeffrey Epstein Oh shit You made it Yeah, yeah. And then like Bill Clinton and Trump come out with the last song. What is that?

Hmm. This next song is egg-shaped penis. I don't know. I'm really leaning towards my more abstract ideas. Like someone just comes on stage of like a plant pot and a little watering can just goes and like waters it and then like a plant comes out and it like just keeps getting bigger and as it's getting bigger it's like growing like with the music yeah it's like a mega tree that would be like a visual auditory like sensation overload yeah

like have you seen in some places in the world these like electronic shows where they have these big they're like big CG people that have all these like effects and shit on them and they're like on a huge screen um behind in front of the crowd and it's like timed with the music going like it's the crazy shit that it's doing it looks like psychic yeah but I can see how like that just works like you're you're surrounded by people

and you see like God yeah yeah I mean the true answer to this is God you see like an actual and everyone who sees it is like oh that's I intuitively know that is God that's the creator of all things and it's like what's that last boss in the smash brids brawl

in brawl the oh the I can't remember what he's called after crazy hand the guy yeah with the wings me more or something I know there's lots of good answer

I know Aloy from Horizon Zero The crowd goes Wooha Um Cringy ones like the Avengers Deadpool and Wolverine

Yeah Yeah Uh Did you see Walter and Jesse Like unironically did this semi recently Really? yeah they just came out and were like just the DJs at this

don't know where it was like the actors yeah like because they're like buds I guess I mean that that's that would have been a hype that would have been that would have been insane yeah yeah like as an idea like for this kind of lame in reality for this but like to to be there that would have been the best yeah yeah I feel like there's just one on the tip of my tongue one that would really yeah yeah it can't be anyone like Darth Vader where it's just a guy in a suit you know unless it's actually him yeah but you like seeing that you wouldn't know that he'd have to like force choke and kill

someone no that's what I'm talking Yeah, you'd have to, like, lift someone. Like, literally a Thai fighter goes, like, and then he jumps out of it. Yeah. Lightaber on, like, cut someone's head off. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, like, there's a forced duel, like, perfectly timed to the beat he puts on. Yeah. Luke jumps down from an X-wing. Yeah. This is everyone's dreams episode seven right now. This is everyone's dream fucking Rick and Morty episode. Rick and Morty.

What if it was Wrecking Morty? Would that kill the crowd? Everyone would be like, wherever you? Mm. Yeah. I reckon like Bart Simpson. Hmm.

You think Bart would get more than Hammer? I think Bart would get more than Hammer, actually. But I would get more. 100%. You know, he's got like, he like gets a little stool because he's so tiny. He's like a little boy. Yeah. Climes up on the...

But he's got... like the the whole stoner aesthetic as well oh yeah he's wearing the the hype beach shit yeah yeah and Lisa comes out playing the sax for one of the songs wait who would be like the worst Brick and Morty yeah it's like too obvious it's like oh i'm just a bit then this is a bit mm-hmm you know if if parts up there he's doing it genuinely yeah he's doing it because he's a rebel uh-huh you know yeah he's he's not lost to the apathy like rick yeah he's he's i-max broken out of the three-d realm simpson's i-max yeah that would be cool it's not even like two-d homer it's

the weird freaky imax 3d home yeah from that scary episode yeah when we start seeing shit like that that's that's weird i'm i actually think that might be one of my earliest like existential crises is that episode seeing that in at bristol yeah we saw it like on the big screen on imax and like that weird idea of like your your reality like he's like sucked into like a different reality or something weird yeah he's a 2d character that goes into a 3d world and then like the third the four he's like

it like sucks him into our demand yeah yeah it ends with him in the human world I remember that yeah he falls into like a bin yeah but there's something about it

that made me feel like oh yeah because it was a play on um that Spielberg movie which one remember he's like in the TV Poltergeist yeah

because the reverend is like trying to talk to him in the TV yeah yeah i remember that in another dimension i thought maybe like a tron thing like a sucked into the game no i i swear it's a polter ghost thing is it unless that's a different i haven't seen it since then they could have done both but yeah the the i know what you're saying and it's possible i guess maybe we're in that episode right now yeah maybe we're just waiting for him to fall into the bin just came straight to dj and and we'll be all good i think Yeah.

Yeah, man. That was solved so much right now. It genuinely would. And on that note... Blood. Blu... Blood. Blood.

Yeah. Thank you.