JAR Media Posdact - Pottom Prie - JARCast Episode 321

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

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What groups are left to like Oppress and make fun of you Who can we do? Italians No Americans Italians Italians historically are the most oppressed race. No, the most oppressive race.

Nobody's, no, no, that technically the Mongols are. The most oppressive? Yes. Nobody depressed more people than the Mongols. What about the Cooper Troopers? Well, it depends if it depends if we're just one page and slaughter is oppressing as compared to like, you know. Well, compared to Bowser? No, not like compared to...

Yo-hoo! Whatever, dude. What do you mean, whatever dude? Huh? You're too afraid to release your fucking video. Yeah, I am. Yeah, like, you don't talk to me. It's just six minutes of me going...

Yo-hoo! What's the worst that can happen? The Nintendo fans? What are they gonna do? They're Nintendo fans. Um... They might... They might...

It's like you're not making a video on why black pink is an awful... ...group. Like, what's the worst that can happen? Who's black pink? K-pop. Oh. You're not going after K-pop, like, stands, so you're fine. Nobody's going to do anything than Nintendo fans.

Bro, don't get much crazier than Nintendo fans. No, no, K-pop stands. It's more significantly a danger to you. Okay, how about I make a K-pop video and upload it at the exact same time as the Americans? They'll counter each other. Yeah, they'll fight each other. Go, K-pop stands, fight on my behalf. me I've got to gather like I do actually like black pink by the way

oh shut up shut up hey I've listened to more K-pop than everyone here at least yeah yeah probably I like to be honest my favorite my favorite group is girls generation personally I like who those fellas just got a Lego set BTS yeah oh no can't VHS I don't I don't I don't only get I love BTS I just like girls' generation That's not That's not K-pop, bro

That's J-pop That's J-pop Idiot That's Qawi Her song is I don't know man I haven't listened to it since I was 19 That song's in John McFrey

Was it? No, no it's Ninjari Bang Bang By Her as in John Wight-3 Oh I think that's why I was reminded of it Watching John Wight 3 Because they go to the noodle bar To get the Assas I said, oh, I haven't heard music this shit in a while.

No, that song is amazing. Ninja Aibang Bang Bang is one of her best songs. I don't even know what I'm talking about when it comes to that stuff, so. I do, and it's, it is bad. No. You like Pink Floyd. They ain't got a fucking leg to stand on. Shut the fuck up.

Just, yeah, but, like, what's that song that started playing in the car today? What one? The one, like, you instantly just turned the volume off. Oh, yeah, that's just a song. I liked every song from the album, even though I have. I haven't listened to the full album. So I wouldn't have liked that song if I knew it sounded like that. Hey, my music taste is diverse and especially cringe.

Newsflash, dumbass, everyone's music taste is diverse. No, not true. 100% true. Where's your Russian hard bass and your tech? Well, exactly. Where's your, um, where's your melodic synth? Sorry, I've played, I've played, I've played hard bass. Not like Miami.

Guatemalian soothed Bop. I do have that. You're such an earth. You're actually the biggest earth. Do you have like a rule where you can't listen to anyone who's over like a certain amount of listeners? No, no, no, no. I've got more than 10,000 like that then. Okay, no, there's...

I listen to a lot of artists who are like non-existent. No viewers. But no, but I don't go out my way to find them. It's just I happen to just come up. to just come across Yakui the maid would be the one You happen to come across them when you're looking for them No no I would just be on Spotify and it's just like

Oh recommended for you and it's like Okay and it's just like some guitar but I don't have any criteria of music it's like if I like it I like it and listen to it Yeah same Whoops That was a little

Splosion man Remember that one? Explosion woman The sequel Uh huh What are we talking about? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode three, two, one, let's go. I'm not the host, Jamie.

The host is Alex. Hi. And James is here as well. Yeah. Do you remember back when we used to interest? Who the fuck is knocking on our door at this time? The fuck are you doing? Is it takeaway?

Where the fuck's my pizza, bitch? Probably the police again. James gets a little bit antsy around the fuzz, so... Problems. Why was it the police? Huh? They're trying to find this man. Or is it a boy?

A boy? Or a man? No, they wouldn't need to find a boy. It's a boy. What? Bye Boy Anyway what we're saying Can you actually

Oh yeah That's so seriously for once So seriously, okay I did they No you didn't Let's do it like we're introducing A Lex Friedman podcast Hey guys

Welcome to another jar media show Today we're gonna gather a few people And we're gonna Collect With love and appreciation may I introduce to you the smartest thought leader of our generation

these guys let's go let's go yeah do you ever wish you could kind of podcast like that like these people these like these biggest podcasts is right like

with Joe Rogans your Sam Harris's your Lex Friedman's they were just like let them up and then they just go on and on yeah like some people Bill Bair does that

his podcast is just him by himself yeah it's I think it is a talent but I also think like you if you showed someone exactly that someone from like 50 years ago in that time it's like

look just um just watch this this thing of like one guy just talking for like three hours they'd be like this dude's crazy yeah or they'd be like this is just what I do in the mirror

every evening anyway yeah can make your own entertainment yeah we don't need to do that anymore because we have AIs to do it for us yeah and people to talk so we don't ever have to think

well I suppose seeing as it came up we might as well do a housekeeping segment where we round off some of the conversations from the previous episode and notably we We kind of didn't do it last episode, just because I was blasted. I hadn't done any other prep. I figured, let's just do a crazy little improv one, like the old days.

There were a couple of bits of feedback about that, which I'll get to in a moment. But most of the comments were actually in regard to chat GPT and AI and all this kind of stuff. And I wanted to, we kind of gave our perspectives. I'd like to hear what some of the jarlings think, like Jampu returns. What scares me the most about chat GPT is its accuracy. I asked it to tell me about the Posdact, and this is its insightful response. The JARMedia Posdact is a weekly podcast hosted by Alex, James, Jamie and Jim, who are four friends from the UK. The podcast started in 2015 and has since gained a loyal following of listeners who tune in for the host's hilarious banter,

quirky sense of humour and entertaining discussions on a wide range of topics. the show is known for its unique format which includes regular segments such as meme of the week jingles shingles and jar confessions the hosts often share personal anecdotes give their opinions on pop culture

and respond to listener questions and comments I'm glad to acknowledge my favorite section of the show jingles shingles but who is the mystery fourth jar host it's not accurate because all it's doing is just taking that's probably an excerpt taken directly from the jar wiki

So in which case it's not an accurate thing It's just copying the information that's already there What's jingles shingles? Have we done that? Yes, we have done that No, you're what is it then? Yeah, what is it, James? You have no clue, man.

The AI just gaslit you. Do you not remember about our episodes? We did when Alex was away. We did jingles shingles that were. Yes. The Jail fans will back me up. You can't remember because they're some of the greatest episodes, but we did those.

all that. No, man. Okay. So it's convenient. It happens to be on one of the ones I wouldn't remember because I wasn't there. Yeah, well yeah. Well, yeah, you were away. What was it? It was just Jingles shingles. Yeah, it's just a name for

us talking about shits, you know. It's the 2Js talking about the jingles. Was it, what, the meme of the week thing? It wasn't, what was it actually? Meme chat. That was, that's right. Yeah, because it was. A stolen name, yeah. That's right, yeah.

It was a Keemstar joke. My name's Keene. Baby Keem. And on a similar kind of line, Cuthbert plays Clash of Clans says, I asked ChatGBT to provide answers to recent jar discussions to finally put them to an end.

Number one. Are British people islanders? Yes. British people are islanders because the United Kingdom is an island nation located on the British Isles. The British Isles are a group of islands located off the northwest coast,

of continental Europe and are comprised of Great Britain, Britain, Ireland and numerous smaller islands. Great Britain is the largest island in the group and is the home to England, Scotland and Wales, while Ireland is divided into the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland. Therefore people from these countries are often referred to as islanders due to their geographic location. Number two, if a dog was given human hands, what's the first thing it would do? It's difficult to say for certain what a dog would do if it suddenly had human hands as dogs do not have the same cognitive abilities or thought processes as humans. However, it's possible that the dog may use its new hands to explore its surroundings in a different way,

such as picking up and examining objects or digging more efficiently. The dog may also attempt to interact with its owner in new ways, such as shaking hands or giving high fives. Ultimately, it's impossible to know for sure what a dog would do with human hands, as it's purely hypothetical scenario that is unlikely to occur in reality. Well, they just suck all the fucking out of it. Oh, you guys might appreciate this one. Does Alex from the JAR Media Posdact have a bias for picking questions related to him?

It's difficult to say whether Alex Elmsley, one of the host of the JARCast, a podcast formerly produced by JAR Media, has a bias for picking questions related to him, as I do not have access to his thought process or decision-making criteria. However, it's common for individuals to have a natural inclination towards topics that interest will relate to them. And as a content creator, Alex may naturally gravitate towards comments and questions that he finds engaging or relevant to his experiences. That being said, I cannot say for certain whether Alex exhibits a bias towards selecting questions related to himself, as I do not have any direct knowledge of his specific behaviour or motivations.

It is possible that he selects comments and questions based on a variety of factors such as the overall relevance or entertainment value of the content. And that any perceived bias towards selecting questions related to himself is simply coincidental or based on other factors. ah thank you no you've been completely exposed yeah the first half that was pure exposed exposure actually it gave you both sides and then you know well i don't want to listen to the other side kicking in now no no no no no no no because your bias your bias kicked in at the end there yeah you're like oh thanks chat gbt you've proved me correct there's two people here who think you've been exposed no you're wrong um okay and i'll do one more from this list shall i either do what would happen of kicking people in the balls wasn't a taboo fighting

technique and would world peace be achieved or are Alex from the jar media podcast face filter YouTube thumbnails going too far? Uh, bull kicking. James? Bull kicking or nut kicking? Bulls. Okay. So what would happen if kicking people in the balls wasn't a taboo fighting technique and

would world peace be achieved? It is highly unlikely that the world would achieve peace if kicking people in the balls was an accepted fighting technique. even in the context of sport or competition is generally not a productive or sustainable way to achieve peace in fact promoting violence as a means of conflict resolution is likely to lead to further violence and aggression rather than peaceful resolutions or conflicts additionally violence against individuals including kicking them in the balls is a violation of human rights and is generally regarded as unethical and unacceptable behavior if such behavior were accepted and normalized it would lead to a culture of violence and aggression which potentially with potentially serious negative consequences for individuals and society as a whole. In order to achieve world peace, it is necessary to promote non-violent conflict resolution,

mutual respect, and cooperation among individuals and nations. This requires a commitment to understanding and addressing the root causes of conflicts, as well as a willingness to engage in constructive dialogue and negotiation to find peaceful solutions. No, one, completely won. Completely one.

It's very easy for a robot that doesn't have a sack to say that. It's honor. It would create an honor-based society where if you get, You have honour. I'm picturing like, you know, this is what's so fun about, like, sci-fi, right? I'm picturing like humans are space-faring, you get to this crazy planet, there's some creatures there, and that's how their society runs, right?

It's like a honour culture type thing, kind of like the Krogan, but instead of being about war, just everything is about kicking people in the nuts. Is this society, like, in a good state in your mind? Like, how do you picture it? Because I picture it is like an actual, like, hellhole. No, because it would de-escalate everything because... You'd be less inclined to do something wrong if that was the direct conflict. Yeah, because it's regulation.

The bull-kicking is regulating society. So if there is these empires, you know, beefing of each other, you know, that country's prime minister or president's going to just walk up and smack the other guy in the fucking nuts. But now there's honor there. But I feel like... Now he's bound by that nut-kicking to only get revenge on that person. I feel like it's inherently not honourable, though, to do that. No, it is.

So how could you have an honour culture of something not honourable? The society around it would become honourable. Unless you have some kind of set up where it's like, it is like a duel. Yeah, that's what that's what I mean. It's just like whoever can get their first win sort of thing, you know. It's just a mad scramble to. No, but it's once you've been kicked in the nuts, you have an honour-bound contract to get revenge solely on that person.

So it's actually like contract, it's a... Yeah, it's like an unwritten war. It's like everyone knows the... It would stop violence Because it's like, oh, you've just It's violence It would stop violent, yes, it's violence Stop more violence

It de-escalates violence The only thing it could potentially negate is ball-kicking No, no, no, no, but that doesn't happen in society anyway That was the whole point of the whole discussion Is that there's not enough ball-kicking in society Negate ball-kicking by everyone getting their balls kicked Yeah, no, no, no, that was never the thing. It was if you get kicked in the balls, you have a righteous contract to get revenge.

I'm an honour-bound contract to get revenge. So if I kick James in the balls, I know that he is set on for the rest of his life to get revenge. They're doing the same unto me. But that means, no, I'm not going to cause beef if anyone else because I'm bound to my contract of revenge. Yeah, but still, you're seeking me out to get revenge. And that's fine. So it's better for me to never kick you in the balls. but if I slap you in the face it's fine

no no no no there's no there's no fighting like that there's only nut kicking yeah but how do you stop all other fighting and resort to out because it'll be an honest society about nuts and only nuts you're just making me think of the last verse part two which is then making my mind go to

the current mods that are available for last was one PC like replacing Joel's model with like Shrek in the intro or whatever stuff like that's quite good not funny why is that not funny because modding

modding Leon as Kennedy no Leon as as Kennedy as Kratos is funnier why that's less funny it's funnier it's funnier to put like a no that's too much

it's too far no it's put like a goofy character in like a really seriously intensely emotional no Thomas Thomas Thomas that's when you make enemies Thomas Sankerungeon that's funny

hmm some of the Resident Evil mods are pretty pervy man there's like 10 mods and then you you tick like 18 plus mods and then it's like just thousands of yeah whoa some of them are like really weird as well like I saw one that was like remodeling Ada Wong's face to be like the old games mm that's a fact that's even crossed your mind it's just like like what are you doing

she's not perfect enough yeah it gets creepy sometimes man there are a couple more here scratched at level 6 says I miss when they filmed at night time we do sometimes yeah yeah no but we can tell

because I'm always really sleepy I that's you that's you that's you why is that me it's one of you two because why would it be me I don't you sleep more than all of us No, I don't. I sleep less than both of you.

No, you don't. You actually like laying in. I don't. Yeah, but you go to bed at like 4pm. You finish work at like midday, go home and then just sleep like a dog. No, I get home at 4 o'clock, and then I maybe nap for two hours, and then I go bed at 10 o'clock. I go to bed at maybe if I'm lucky 8 a.m. And then I'm up by 11. No, you don't shut up. I do.

I can't meet you for coffee today because I'm going to sleep in. Pitch, get the fuck up. Well, no, I don't want to have to change my life and how I live for your schedule. No, you should. When you would never do the same for me. I adapt to my schedule for you all the time. Okay, name one. Today.

No, you didn't. Weird to bend to your will. No, he didn't. Yes, we did. Yes, we did. Yes, we did. Yes. What is it?

I'm gonna end this segment with this one from Ticklebones. Okay, end it. Ticklebone. Gar Media. Gary Andrew Ratia. Hello, Gar. Hello, Rattia. And the rest.

Andrew. Gary and Andrews. It's like, what? Like, why? Wait, what? What's the fucking question here? He just left this comment. It just drew me in because it's like, why, where did you even get those names from?

Gar, Gar media. Gary Andrew. But who are they? But who are they? Oh my god, it's like an alternative universe jar. What is that? What? Gar.

Were we talking about that or something? Do you not remember? No, you can't keep Gaslight me on this. Oh, don't you remember that really, very specific thing? Don't you remember Ratia? Who's Gary and Andrew? Right.

right who's the gary andrew matthew in in gar who which one of us is well i'm matia no you're not you actually you are Alex is a gary I'm Gary you are Gary you are Gary I feel like the face-apt like chubby a version of me that's Gary right there yeah you that is Gary yeah you're Gary yeah you ate free flatwoods at McDonald's today no I've won you I said I bought four but I hadn't actually you bought two with a mcmuffin yeah i had two mcmuffins yeah so which gary is like a bulbous boy so which

one of you used to be this this character in our town called fat alex yeah look kind of like a larger version of me he doesn't look like you anymore no no that would change there was like a divergent path yeah divergent yeah great series um virgin yeah there's uh something i want to mention to you guys Go for it, man. A couple things. Okay. Have you heard of this thing where like, you know angels, right?

The concept of an angel. Okay, so the angels are the evangelian? No, not those ones. Like, when you think, and don't just make a fucking Eva reference, when you think of an angel, like, describe what you're seeing. What's the image that comes to your mind? The hottest angel is the biblically accurate angel. Oh, okay, you've gone there.

already. No, biblically accurate angels are the most fascinating thing in existence. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was going to say like one of those deep sea squids that... That is... Yeah, okay, you're kind of already going there. Because obviously, the idea a lot of people have of the, like, the stereotypical angel is like a, I guess, a Christian thing. Actually, maybe not.

Well, I mean... When someone says an angel and you close your eyes, you can't help but think of, like, a pretty winged lady yeah you know that is the the the subconscious like surely that co goes back to Norse like like yeah Valkyrie that's like the closest thing I think of yeah like what the fetishization of angels yeah but a lot of like myths and old stories that have the kind of equivalence and crossovers and similar like concepts bowed down but what is interesting about this

is kind of like a meme to like share the biblically accurate angel I think the biblically accurate angel is cool as fuck it's cool it's way more kind of existential and eldritch and freak do you have like a yeah yeah an excerpt or more so just like

what they'd actually look like some final fantasy resident evil ass how are they described if like well like winged with like eyes everywhere I think that's lit as fuck I think this is way cool no things should look like like fucked up because like yeah if this like flew down and was like

sup man you got to believe in shit now i'd be like you know what yeah you got me i'm gonna believe in anything after seeing that yeah cosmic horrors they are it is a cosmic horror what do you think do you so i want to be a cosmic heart you want to be an angel you want to be that i want to be that yeah that does tie on to what you were saying last episode yeah yeah Isn't there something kind of cool about that, though? Yeah, no, I think they're cool as fun. Yeah, but terrifying as well. No, I think that's majestic.

Yeah, but God should be terrifying. God and all of his subjects should be just the scariest thing. Yeah, but like, if you saw that thing, like one of these angels with eyes everywhere. For those listening, just whip out your phone and Google biblically accurate angels and just go to images. You'll see what we're talking about. If I saw that, I wouldn't want to, like, worship God out.

of like... But what if it could communicate and it was like talking to you? Yeah, no, but I wouldn't want to worship God out of like, awe and love. I feel like that is awe, though. No, it would be... If you saw that thing floating in the sky right now, you would be terrified. I'd be frozen, but if it made an effort to like communicate with me and explain what it is and be like, you're like now my subject now, I'd be like, you know what?

Cool. That is mental illness. I don't be like... If that, if that was outside that... fucking window or whatever. I'm not going to be terrified of it. Yeah, you were, man. That shit is like, that shit's like a kind of beauty to it and I love that.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, that's, what's that going to do to me? You would shit yourself and then it's like, kill your neighbour. No, I'd probably cum myself to be fair. Come yourself. Come? Instantly just come. It's just like, boom. You've actually got a major eye thing, so all those eyes are just like, ooh. Boom. But that, but that is very different

from like the rings of eyes. That's like a different, like, that's even like. But imagine the, the rings and they've all got moving eyes that would still be just as freaky. No, but I mean like what this whole meme is like biblically accurate angels.

What does the Bible say? I might have to find like an article or something to answer that question for you. We need an excerpt. This is the thing I don't like with religion we obviously um what's the word?

We project like humanity onto religion so that everything's It's made by humanity. I know, but we should just make it... This is what I mean. Religion needs to be like... That's what would make it more believable to me

if it was something that I can barely even... Not sci-fi, that's not sci-fi. I think it should be something you can't even like comprehend. It's religion. You know? It needs to be something that humbles you where it's like, oh, seeing this, on its own, is enough to just open the doorways to stuff I know I'll never understand.

So I'm going to yield, you know? I'm going to stand down and I'm going to just, you know, angels you just do what you need to do and you'll do whatever they tell you what depends if they were like evil maybe I'd think about it you know yeah but they're biblically accurate angel what can you do against them exactly I don't know what he wants for me though I'll read just have to do it do what they like what if it's like choke your dog no I will slay that angel if he came to him as like this is how you can organize an EMP going off a

one okay okay and I had it just beat by beat everything you got to do and it was just like you would you'd be like cool yeah I'd be like yes I'm gonna be a servant to this biblically accurate yeah accurate EMP yeah listen like if I if that if that was real I'd worship it right now yeah I go religious in seeing it I think most people would to be honest no I think a lot of people would wouldn't you don't think your first thought would be shit I'm I'm I'm I'm nuts. I've lost it. No, it'd be like,

no, fuck, this is lit as fuck. I'm having a good time. But it depends like what the experience is like, you know? Like, is it just me by myself? I'm in a group of people? Or is it like, I've just gone to walk in the woods? No, because that's always the case. Like, Moses

goes and sees by himself of the burning bush. And he's like, guys, I swear back there. It's not burning anymore, but it was. And it talked to me. It's like, okay. This guy's nuts. no man he saw one of these and he had a meltdown no but what what he saw the burning bush

that's totally different thing biblically accurate angel didn't tell you to spread its existence what about if it appeared to you or you saw it and it's not like it's just like you don't tell it all about it and it's just like yeah I just worship this thing now and it's saying to you don't tell don't tell anyone rule one never tell anyone about it

rule two see how many people you can run down in your car. Oh man. Like, you know? Well, you're fucked either way. Why? So you're saying just do what it tells you? I'm saying the first thing I would think is, like, I need to get myself sectioned. Yeah, but then your life's not going to be fun.

You might as well, like, have fun with it. Nah, you... Would you mean not? You wouldn't know what to do. You have fun. Section yourself. What if it was like, yeah, you... I just...

Even if I was out in the woods, right, walking... If there was one other person to verify it... No, what about this? No, it comes... It appears somehow, and in doing so, because it's got the big wings, it's like flapping shit. There's, like, all the trees, like, are blown in a certain way, and there's, like, a big...

Presence. Yeah, like a... And you can show someone else. And you, yeah, you go home and you come back in the next day of where it was, and the environment has been affected by this thing. You see, this is when... When it gets to be, like, impossible. you know that there's like an idea of of religion um or in religion that like you can't like so so god is all

powerful right and all knowing so you could say he created the universe 10 minutes ago and everything in it and all of our memories and everything you can make it make sense yeah yeah so it and like using that sort of logic you can like be like well what of my perception is real you know so if I go to a forest and see an angel and it's like blown some trees over it

and then I see it again it's like man I'm super nuts you know now you're you're speaking from the point of human brain is the reason to explain when I nah that's not fun

because I know I'm just a lunatic I might also just be normal and be having fun No, I think seeing that would ruin reality It would crush my world Which I think some people actually need Some people need their worlds destroyed in order to Figure out what the hell is going on It wouldn't destroy mine

Because it was just my life wouldn't change I would just live the same way I am To me that would it would change everything sure But it would open everything up I Nothing would change Well also it depends what he's asking you Of you

Remember, what about if it's not actually asking anything of you? I thought that's normally what angels do there, right? They show up and they normally have some message of some kind. They're normally communicating something. They're not just showing up and like scaring you. No, it's just shows up and it's like, yeah. Asshole angel. Yeah, if there was an asshole angel that just showed up and just like looked at you and blinked

and maybe did a woo with his eyes or something, and then just left. That would be life-rowning. No, I think that would be lit as fuck. No, but even if it talks to you, it would just think it's, it. No, if you could, like, converse with it, ask it questions and be like, so, like, why, where have you been? Like, why are you letting us just like this? No, that's too existential.

No, but the whole, that's the whole thing. It would answer some existential kind of questions. But you'd have to ask it something that, like, you, that, like, with a concrete answer, you know? Well, I'd probably start with, like, can I comprehend the answers you have? Oh, that's too edgy. No. But you, no, you'd have to ask it.

What's that edgy? you're thinking too deeply here you're supposed to go like monkey boy and just be like do you want me to read this then if you want a little bit of yeah yes sorry yeah biblically accurate angels would actually be pretty scary no they were in carl siva glorious humanoids with gilded armours beautiful wings

perfect faces in an all righteous nature that brings warmth comfort and solace that's how we picture angels After all, that's how we've depicted the majestic creatures throughout history in every piece of art and literature. Is this common description a portrayal of our re-imagination, or does it have a striking resemblance to angels who rule heaven? According to the Bible, it would appear that we're in the wrong. Unlike the gentle, human-like apparitions we're familiar with, angels look strange, terrifying even, and it would appear that there's a good reason behind it.

Conceptualizing angels, a brief history. The word angel has a couple of origins. It's derived from the Greek word, Angelos, and the Greek word in turn comes from the Hebrew word, Malach, which stands for messenger. When we're visualizing an angel, we're often thinking of Malakim, who acted on God's behalf in the Old Testament to carry out his judgment and took on the role of messengers in the New Testament. Malikim are said to be the closest depiction of human beings. However, they're not mentioned in the Bible as beings with wings. Indeed, the earliest known Christian image of an angel from the middle. 3rd century, depicted them as human-like beings without wings. This image, however, changed in the late 4th century as artists reimagined angels with wings to represent their sublime nature. Even through the scripture makes no mention of wings. Popular angels in their biblical forms. Let's take a look at some of the blah, blah, blah. So there's like a bunch of different versions, I guess, depending on like the era we're talking about. There's the Churabim. According to the Bible,

Chirubim are responsible for guarding the Garden of Eden, the biblical terrestrial paradise, against humankind when Adam and Eve the first humans were driven out of the heavenly garden. The prophet Ezekiel's vision of Churubim is depicted in the book of Ezekiel in which they are portrayed as having four faces, one of an eagle, one of a human, one of an ox, and finally a lion. Churubim have straight legs, four wings, one set covers their body, while they're not. that others are used for flying and bull hooves for feet that's like that seems like a very Greek thing like combined yeah it's like animals and stuff there's like a little concept there that's quite creepy that's more scary to have like parts of animals and things I suppose the wings are like different but that's what that birds are always like a symbol like a white dove is like symbol of freedom and you just associate it with certain things is is

This is part owl, part wasp, an angel. It's actually a biblical creation. This portrayal is nothing like what we imagine them to be. Cherubim, commonly known as cherubs, are depicted as chubby, beautiful, naked children with wings in art, as represented by Renaissance sculptors who revived the ancient practice of putty. Yeah, I've always found them, I've never liked the little cupid, like naked baby thing. They're creepy.

Yeah. It's not. Something like, um, like the Brazil babies. Yeah. So yeah, there's like a bunch of, there's the seraphim, according to the Christian angel hierarchy. So there's like a hierarchy of, yeah, hierarchy of angels. That's kind of cool. This is, this is getting cooler the more I'm learning.

Yeah, I'm kind of appreciating Christianity more. This is some serious law right here. Yeah, law hunting Christianity. So, yeah, the highest ranking angels, the seraphim, in art, the four-wifem. In art, the four-winged cherubim are painted in blue to symbolize the sky, while the six-winged seraphim are painted in red to symbolize fire. The Hebrew term seraph means venomous desert snake, and seraph means to burn. These terms are the two main historical influences on seraphim's name.

The Bible describes seraphim as having six wings, four of which are used to cover their head and feet in front of a god as a symbol of humility, and the remaining two are used to fly. They are second in ranking in the angel hierarchy with their sheer presence emitting holiness and unlike the Offonym and cherubim Seraphim are not guard angels.

That's a cool, creepy idea to me like they have all these wings and they're just a couple of them are permanently covering whatever is behind them. Yeah, that's really creepy and when it says like wings covering its face like what face does it have then? human face? There's like a concept of a seraphim. It's just like loads of wings with like a human

thing in the middle. Weird. It is weird. Where's the eyes? Where's the eyes? Ah, here we go. And then the one, the like, ring thing with eyes. There we go. Offernim. Well, this actually has a quote from Ezeko. Their entire bodies, including their backs, hands and wings were full of eyes all around and were, as were their four wheels. So that's the wheel thing. Offonym or the wheels are one of the strangest, most bizarre beings referenced in Ezekiel's vision. They're portrayed as beings made of interlocking gold wheels with every wheel adorn with numerous sets of eyes on the exterior.

These wheels, however, do not change directions as the creature moves by floating in the skies. That's awesome, man. That's cool, as fun. Yeah, and super creepy. Yeah. It's just like, Flying Saucer. That's some Gielma del Toro stuff.

Yeah. That's like something you'd see in his like sketchbook. No, this. Huh, that's cool. I appreciate that. Whenever I, um, like, learn anything about,

especially Christianity, it makes me more annoyed, by Prometheus the film because some of the potential some of the ideas of that if that was just its own thing just take it away from alien yeah just like focus on that stuff that's a really really cool idea it is an amazing idea yeah yeah and it was it came close but it just got too dumb too quick yeah they're like focused on the wrong bit it's that it's that danger of like just providing answers yeah too much information yeah you want just enough to keep it creepy yeah also enough to be satisfying it's a difficult difficult thing to balance but it's just

like there's there's two answers when it comes to religion of this like magnitude to me answers to what sorry like where it came from like where the religion came from or where humanity came from no like the religion like where did this sort of imagery come from on these ideas and like creative as fuck i'll give them that yeah and a it's been like translated from thousands of years ago throughout history so we've definitely lost a lot of the like original that's over different cultures different languages yeah translating over time so who knows what the original text actually said um but like yeah where did they come up with these

ideas and it's like were was it purely for like some sort of law I think it's like it's something to do with the level of like

consciousness and self-awareness humans had we needed to create something to like bind us keep us organized give us like some hope or

just some some structure to organize around you know do you think there's any chance though like eating the wrong mushroom or like oh right like drinking some funky the the burning the ayahuasca bush setting on fire yeah that's what the burning bush is type stuff i mean it's possible like how could yeah if you don't have a scientific understanding or level of education that we have now how do you process some of the natural phenomena you do see of course you would think it was something divine yeah divine or magical yeah and like like people in current culture who become like hippies and the spirituality stuff post like taking drugs you you talk

to people that have taken yeah certain drugs and they will talk about like the inner connection between like yeah this thing that you feel and almost have an understanding of that just isn't there when totally sober yeah translate that into someone someone's experience you know like 4,000 years ago yeah

that's going to be like groundbreaking almost concrete information there is like a level of logic I could see to that sparking certain ideas or imagery or whatnot like yeah maybe they were just tripping on mushrooms

or something yeah they saw the eyes and stuff everywhere or they actually saw this shit and it was like the braziest could you imagine if that's true like just seeing this gliding thing of rings

you know that's the thing where it's like how cool would it actually be if there was tons of scientific evidence that like yeah a bunch of this stuff from like the Old Testament like was actually straight up real like yeah we found the rings you know

because I know there are some people that like believe that as verbatim you know Like the world's a few thousand years old And, you know Even though all the like evidence we have Kind of points the other direction, you know You're like trees older than that Um

Yeah Just have a good time Is that your religion? The religion of Yolo Good timeism No, no, no, no, no, it's not Yolo It's like... Good timeism

No, we just need to Um, make religion like lit as fuck Dance like nobody's watching Sing like no, Nobody's listening. Some religions have gone back to growing there. Back to what? Growing.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. There's like a bit of a resurgence of certain faiths. I think we should like worship walls. Worship what? Wools or wars. Wools.

Rules. Rules. Wool. It's an attack on Titan weapons. We can worship that wall. wall. I'm from the inner wall. Do you think if...

For war Maria, actually. If you 100% dedicated yourself to it, could you create a new religion and manage to get at least one follower? I could. No, you couldn't. I've already got multiple. Yeah, I reckon.

Really? One devout follower. Yeah. Easy. so I feel like I feel like a lot of things are possible if you're willing to like throw away your life or sacrifice

like everything I think about this with like it's like a bit of a random kind of jump I hope you can stay with me you know the the fellow Sam Hyde yeah I feel like he's sacrificed like his life in order to become the meme yeah you know to become like

a joke he's not a joke like a living meme yeah he's a living meme yeah but a meme is a joke yeah a meme is a joke but i don't mean to say that say like the guy's a joke like as an insult i mean to say like he's committed to the it's like committing to a joke yeah using your life to be like an ongoing like comedy yeah franchise if you're yeah so like yeah if you're willing to like sacrifice a lot of things in order to start some like crazy sect of whatever religion you want to be

I'm sure you could do that. The scary thing is some people just do. Yeah, you can just walk around Swindon and there'll probably be some like crazy monk or some extreme Scientologist or whatever there. I've had that happen multiple times I don't know what it is about Swindon but

I've had it happen in Bath. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard it in both. I'm going to make a new religion. London. I'm going to religion and a god into existence Okay My god is John Wick Yeah man Bit this bit this bit that

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it's not like months I'm thinking three four. So it took in double digit weeks. I think it was February. I think it was February. So you went under eight weeks? But depends when in February. To be perfectly frank.

Or maybe it was the end of January, but either which way. There's something I need to tell you guys. Sometimes I just like think of a jarcast title and that's sometimes how like a new thing will begin like lately I I just thought to myself

Potom pre would be an awesome Jarkas name Potom pre Potom pre Potom pre? Yeah Go on I just wanted to get your guys

kind of thoughts on it Is that related to the noodles or just No just completely I'm related Okay Well, I guess now that you said it, you could name this one that. I don't, I disagree. I don't think it's a good name at all. Why?

Potom Prey. Funny. There we go. It's locked. Yeah, that's a lock, man. We need like a button, like when something is a lock. Yeah. That's a lock.

That type thing, you know. Like, pressure and fit, they've got those awesome. The soundboard. No, a jar soundboard I reckon maybe for one episode Just to see how obnoxious and awful it would be What if all three of us had one? Oh, it would be chaos

It'd be unwatchable, man It's worth a shot Yeah Unless it's like Maybe if it was a Jordan Pizson soundboard That would be funny I'd like that Yeah, I would as well

list up up up up up up that'd be good uh well I guess this is the part we answer questions from the JAR media community instead of the last episode where we did one we'll do a couple or D-T two or three or four or five or perhaps six if you want to leave your own questions head over to the suggestion thread on the JAR media subreddit not a slash FNAF Not. Aw. Our slash FNAF.

First frames of the FNAF movie have actually been shown. Really? Getting hyped. Does it look fire? It actually looks fire. You want to know something crazy about it. Not only is Matthew Lilliad of Scooby-Doo fame. Yes.

In the film. Shaggy from the Scooby-Doo live-action movies. One. There are sources saying that for some reason, my apocal romance are like, working on the soundtrack. Hell yes. Is Jack Black going to be in it?

A five nights are ready. Probably. Is Markiply going to be in it? There has to be a little cutaway, like, maybe the guy, the phone guy, whoever it's going to be. Hello? Hello? No, that's two major of a character.

I'm thinking, like, the main character calls up, like, Markiplier for some reason. And then he calls Jack Septicao. yeah it's like teasing the the youtube the cinematic universe oh yeah because it all makes sense it starts with fnaf because like youtube pretty much started with fnaf you know yeah and then it just gets bought out by fortnight

and then it's just four night and no because then the the next one in the universe will be amnesia the movie amnesia the dark descent that's one pewter pleasure that means there's got to be specifically a dead space two movie if we're talking about oh yeah why would there be a dead space two one The Rad Brad. Don't you remember how big Dead Space 2 was on YouTube?

Huge. Tobuscus. Ooh. He'd be kind of a villainous rock. But that means there would have to be PubG in the YouTube of Cinematic Universe. Eventually. Yeah, the bridge. That's like phase four.

That's like the Civil War era. And they can tease it. They can just tease a scene of the version. This is awesome. This is actually going to be reality, though, in like 20 years. Yeah. Yeah, when they're all, they're, like, bigger than the wok. It's just YouTubers, like, bigger isn't, like, stronger.

Yeah. They've tried it if you know. Because, no, it's the same arc with, like, video game movies, everyone hated. They were the worst thing. Now everyone just loves them. And people want more of them. And they make more money than anything. And they haven't gotten any better.

No, no. No, bar is it's been, no. Yeah, so now it's like, well, we've run out of, like, every IP we've ever made. Human beings who made their thing by talking about other things that have been made, We're pretty much already there, though. Just about, we're on the... They tried with, like, Fred the movie, it didn't work out. No, but like...

It was too early. It was too ahead of its time. But, I mean, like, we're already on the, like, inspirational, like, Freddie Mercury movie, Elvis movie. No, but those... They're old. Yeah, they're old. Yeah, they're old. Yeah, we just need to go forward a few decades.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the current rock stars, Mark a player, Pokeyman, um... Yeah. Jack Septicay. my name is bif my name is bif biopic the the vati vidia drama

that would be the the law YouTuber cinematic universe can be its own like subsection that can be like the Disney Plus equivalent

the YouTube premium show if they even do those anymore right there Scare Peter Pie season two or whatever yeah what are we talking about the YouTube

a cinematic universe then the old fucking dope but it can be like a villain in it. Just like real life. It's worth. Man, you would actually, I think it would be like kind of a

like a Batman situation where like all the good characters are just the villains. There's so many good YouTube villains to pick, they're, it's like infinite. Yeah. It's actually never ending. Season one, Lion Maker.

Season two. The Paul brothers. Yeah, the pool brothers are definitely villain. you know god you could have some awesome villains just leafy comes in for a little cameo yeah the only the only good actual like YouTube who wouldn't be a villain is Jerma

he's the he's the main character no he's he's gotta be like he's now he's too yeah he's too obvious he's too like weird you can't yeah he's not obscure but I know what you mean like you have to know who he is to know who he is

yeah it's like you everyone knows Jerma but everyone doesn't know Jermah he can be like the the the eyepatch guy Fury he's the one who's gathering the team yeah

but he sort of stays in the background you know yeah where I'm pitching him more of like what's like

a good analogous kind of a guy kind of pulling the strings and he's only getting like teased

and you get the time guy the time guy yeah yeah he's the time guy of the the YCU and

And then they could be like another Civil War type event where it's like the Twitch stars going up against the And the Twitch people are like actually just insane Like they're crazy They're like the paraca like coming in

Getting a bit edgy Getting a bit serious They'll have a little rap They'll definitely have a rap or two Yeah Just something really deranged Flatbread Honestly a Don of Wap would go down so well why know

Donner Flapbread Of Donna Flapbread With loads of garlic Now slapping that lettuce Slap in some of that chili I'd munch down on that And completely obliterate My fucking self-esteem

It'd be really nice I mean Seeing as we're talking about Cinematic universes Uh We actually did have a comment Yeah That kind of feeds into this

Um Oh, did I not move it? Here we are. Pink Flub then can start us off. Have you guys watched the Mario movie or do you plan to watch it? Follow-up question. What do you think about the rumors

of a Nintendo cinematic universe? I'm the only one who's seen the Mario movie and I was shocked that there isn't like a Smash Bros movie tease type thing. No, that's like, because that's the end. The Smash Bros is like the combo. The Avengers Endgame type equivalent. Yeah, that's Smash Bros.

they need to like have yeah like the link movie no the only one I care about is rabbits the rabbits need to ascend past they need to be the the go-to

milf animal what I've never been so with you and then like lost me so quick okay okay so you know what

Like obviously Minions are like Milf to love minions Oh okay Oh like Facebook Moms type Yeah so naturally I don't know why I've said Milfano Which that's just

That's just Wavits are the only ones You can replace minions And be beloved by Facebook Mums See I feel like there was a time period Where it could have gone either way Well minions weren't around when Wabit were Are you sure?

Yeah Wabits were like 2000 Way before Yeah 2007 one. Yeah, but Dispickle of Me was what, 2010? Rabid to first. Ravits were first. They were

first. They definitely were first, but there would never been the popularity of minions. Just because they were on a really shit Wii game. But the Wii was the biggest thing ever, man. Yeah, but nobody bought it. Nobody bought anything apart from Wii Sports. Yeah, I might...

I bet you those... They made like 20 of those rabid games. I bet you they sort of well. Yeah, but they were just like mini-game combinations. They used the Rayman IP to peddle their... Yeah, so now we need the Wayman IP to peddle. The proto-minions. They were the proto-minions.

They were the exact same thing. They are the exact same thing. Going back to the actual question, though, I don't think it's possible. For a Nintendo Cinematic Universe? Yeah. I think it is. No, it is. Okay, name Nintendo properties.

Link. They could do a Zelda movie, they could do... Zalda. Maria. Uh... They can't. really do like Kirby they can't really do like fire emblem so that's most of the cast on they can absolutely do fire emblem you really nobody would go see it a fire

emblem movie it doesn't have the IP hold i don't even think Metroid does well exactly and Metroid is one where i think a good movie could be made of it but it would be so alien yeah but it would be so tonally like different to do Metroid yeah and then and end it's like how the hell do you go about linking them right you this is this is the thing i overestimated the mario movie so much in terms of like how are they going to give mario a plot and their answer was we just won't even do with that we don't need to we just have like references to the game and that's the movie you know so like just take that approach and it's like no like things normally

movies normally would have slash need for them to like function and be like good movies actually you don't need any of that as long as you have the crucial piece of the puzzle that being the IP yeah and the only one you can do that with is Mario one maybe Zelda I reckon you could probably do a Zelda one

not to the same like success like Mario maybe not Mario everyone knows Mario everyone knows the Mario like sound effects and stuff, what does Zelda have that you do? I think it has that music man, the imagery, like, I feel like a Zelda movie would be huge. That's what, out of all of, I think about

the whole Smash Bros roster. Well, I think a Zelda movie could work better than a Mario movie. Yeah, I do as well. Especially if it, like, looked like a, like a Miyazaki thing or, like, was... Well, when I was watching, um,

what is the Miyazaki movie, um, the guy with a funny arm? Oh Princess Mononoika Yeah I was thinking like A lot of this Like

Is like Zelda Yeah Well this is the thing It's weird It's like It's going to the same place A lot of the Like the discussions we had about like

The Last of Us or whatever It's like So much of this is inspired by cinema already It's almost like regressing to take Metroid And make it in a movie It's like no it's a game and it works because it's a game, when you're changing,

uh, like what, it's like the world serpent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like,

but even with like the Mario movie, right, probably the worst thing about it is weirdly like the, the, the, the, the, the, the most obvious,

like, oh my God, it is like so obvious the shit they choose. Is it like jump? Just 80s like, tunes for like no reason and it's like then they have the balls

they have the goal in the credits they play a what's it called Gusty Garden from Mario Galaxy like the best piece of Mario music yeah yeah it's like in the credits you're like wait hold

what do you mean what are you doing you'd rather take on me for like no reason instead of like actual Mario me like the one thing it like actually does have it's like crazy good music because there's such like a

collection of awesome yeah they wouldn't even need to make a single new and yeah like the and the original score that's there is like one of the better things about the movie you know it's like why would you not just totally lean into that you cowards you know

man yeah I guess everyone loves it though so there we are there was with the screening I went to every five minutes there was like a little boy who clearly still learning like social skills and stuff

and like he was just screaming. I remember that from New Super Mario Bros. I remember that from Mary Galaxy. I remember. It was just that that was the whole film. Yeah. Yeah. I often feel torn when it comes to films like like made for kids, right? But this is what is getting at me so much with this because it's like it's just can we have some consistency so is it either we should kids movies are allowed to be dumb and bad and just fun and nothing because they're just for kids and they don't need to be good or is it like a movie first and yeah audience is like a secondary thing because there are so many examples of amazing kids movies that can be enjoyed by any anyone at any age it's it's the stuff like yeah shrek two the lego movie is the ultimate example because it is

an IP, and it's a movie that only exists because it's a product marketing for a product, it's literally marketing toys, but they specifically hired the dudes who have made a whole career in Hollywood, taking awful concepts, turning them into good movies.

And even then, the sequel, like, didn't even work out. So it's like, that's the fundamental problem for me, where it's like, conceptually I think is a horrible idea to even make a merry movie. I think that's just stupid. um my whole thing would be like just make five shorts pay illumination to make five shorts

and put them on their YouTube channel for free that's basically the same experience that I got from watching them that's how I felt them so it's the Mario car short yeah yeah I think something could be done with it if it was like you'd actually have to be creative yeah you'd have to be creative have it almost like a silent film you know too risky though they would never do it But like the cut scenes in Mario, you know, it's like some...

Oh, the worst part as well. Yeah, quite often. But like, like the goofy ending in Mario Odyssey, you know, where they're like fighting over Peach or whatever. It's like, like, that is like a little story and it's for kids and stuff. Like, and that by the sounds of it does as much, if not maybe more than the Mario movie. Yeah. Or it's like just recently like Puss and Boots. Kids movie

Really fun has a surprising amount of depth Really creative visually really interesting There's good action scenes Yeah I just not getting that from the Maroon movie Yahoo Was Chris Pratt kind of cool He was actually fine

He was fine Let's go The real The real bad voice was Cranky Kong. I don't know what they were doing with that. Who voices him? Some guy.

Like, what? When you picture Cranky Kong, how do you imagine that voice to sound, right? Maybe, maybe just a little bit. I don't know. What? Cranky? Well, I kind of picture all of them just sounding like monkeys. Because in all the games, they just sound like monkeys.

Yeah, man. none of these characters like speak you know yeah man it's just the video game onslaught is here just get used to it who's gonna voice link Harry Stiles

damn no okay who then who'll be Chris Evans or Chris Hammsworth they're not young enough they're not much they're too they're not

twink enough yeah link is a fucking twink no Tom Holland no he's not twink over if illumination's making it yeah

Tom Holland with an English accent no no no no no not all 100% um Feene Bobby that's like the equivalent guy from Dune he's a twink

Shalema yeah he's got twink energy he does but I feel like he's too French and scary yeah

he's a bit scary He looks like the, you know, the guy who came up on the Game Awards. Yeah, yeah, he does. He also kind of looks like, like, Elst World Willem Defoe. You think so? Timothy Shaman. He looks like what I imagine Willemdafo looked like when he was, like, really?

30. No, completely, no, not at all. No, I don't think so, man. Maybe if, like, he fell into some kind of, or maybe he took some kind of serum that made him the green goblin then yeah that's like an else world you know it's like a softened willem defoe a photoshop willem defoe yeah in my mind's eye you you like put them over each other and they just blend i think you might just be obsessed of willem de foe to be honest yeah he rocks he's he's legit the sickest william defoe is ganandorf yeah who would

Lindorf B, Dave Batista or something. The Rock, now the Rock's done, because that's the other big thing is they announced on Twitter. Yeah. That he's doing a live-action Moana remake. Mm-hmm. It's less than five years, about five years, maybe. When did the Moana even come out? I don't know.

It's like 2017, maybe. Like six months ago. It's just a dire state. Like, you know. and it's just like the arrogance and the cockiness he's like he's in Hawaii he's on the beach with his little girls just like acting as if this is what everyone's been waiting for you know yeah yeah finally it's not like this is the time frame where we could easily just announce a sequel to the movie maybe but I guess that's too hard you know you gotta do something

you got to write something whereas if you've already got the script that's easy like the hardest part's done, you know? You just export all the labor out to, like, places that can do animation cheap or whatever. Because it's still basically going to be an animated movie, you know? He's going to be, like... So we're going to be, like, green... Yeah.

They're not really going to be on the ocean doing Mad Max action scenes. Are they? I would doubt it. They might be in, like, a pool. You know? And like a... There might be some real... you've seen this advertising for this little mermaid movie and it's like the saddest looking

miserable depressing looking experience you know when I think about that because the original little mermaid was the first movie I saw at cinema yeah and I still like have memories of like that color palette the visuals like how bright and I mean it's it's quite why would you set your film partially under the water if you didn't want to flex what comes with that you know like finding emo still looks amazing avatar too that's like the best thing about it it's like all the underwater craziness and just the level of detail and the colors and just you can do so much but no let's have this gray boggy fucking hellish looking Snyderverse little mermaid they all do that every single one of those remakes because they have to just to make it they have to

betray like the very the core values of what it kind of is like a lot of the time when it they cheap they cheaply well not cheap they're still expensive as hell but they quickly have to put together these like synthetic horrible like they're not put in the pre-production the visuals are almost like an afterthought in a weird way yeah they're in these domes they're in all these like green screen rooms and everything's in post everything's glossy and out of focus and of course like to hide like CG or whatever you like often just make it dim

or set it in like dark locations or whatever so you can hide it not something Avatar too had to do by the way but um for like cheaply produced like just mass market shit um like a lot of Disney products are at this point yeah it's very industrial

and yeah yeah and I hope the bottom falls out of this movement ASAP Yeah, well, hopefully we get a live-action Mario remake pretty soon. In five years. Yeah. No, less than. We got that at the 80s and it was incredible.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's what I say. So I think we need more movies based on IPs we like, and that's it, really. That's all we need. Let's get the Gears of War movie. That's happening, bro. What?

I'm pretty sure that's like a Netflix thing. Oh, okay. Cool. Sick. No, just throw any IP out and there's probably something in the works. I was legit just about to say uncharted. Yeah, the sequels. That came out like a year ago.

That made a shit ton of money and it was a piece of shit, awful garbage. And again, loads of people defended and being like, oh, it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Yeah, why is that the thing everyone's saying now? Uh-huh. Come on, dude. Because it's not doom, it's good. which the rock was in what we really need

is we need a remake of John Wick that is actually good by ditching the 15 Ditching the 15 Make it more violent Yeah yeah Oh you mean okay No because I watched the Wade too

And it makes The way it makes John Wick worse Yeah that's always been the case Yeah the raid movies Is a next level just incredible But it's like John Wick needs that John Wick needs an 18 because he's basically doing hyperviolence stuff anyway

they just don't show the violence being violent I mean what you're after from it like more of a kill bill like blood squirt and everywhere type thing more stylized yeah I mean yeah I probably prefer that because it's like when you hear the constant like reflections of bullets hitting body armour because that's what all of Johnwick for

it basically is it's just fights and they're lobbying That's what they all are, if we're being... No, because it gets on that from two, three onwards. Whereas bulletproof armour suits and shit. There's the power creep. They're the most video game movies ever. There is constant power creep. And it's like, nah.

It needs to kind of a bit more just like silly, the way of violence. But yeah, I've never been like the biggest John Wick guy. I just think they're just... Like the first one when it came out, it was like a cool... This is a funny idea, you know? Like an assassin, like just an asshole picks on the wrong guy. type thing and there is like a kind of fun

campiness to how hard they've leaned into this whole like assassin society and everything but I'm feeling tired by the end of four like I don't need any more yeah it's like no the thing with four is it peaked incredibly early and the only peak at the end

was like two scenes if that like it was a lot of just the same if I'd only seen John Wick four like I feel like it's just everything I need from a John Wick thing and I never need anything I think it would be a really solid trilogy just like cut out two.

Yeah. Combine that ending of two and one. You know? And then just have three be two and then four be three. Or cut out a big chunk of three, take a chunk of four, put it in three, have three lead into four. Yeah. Four be the conclusion. Yes.

Like, when I got, I started getting tired of four when I was like in like the style of Paris. It was like, you know, this has gone on. Yeah, it's too much new. It is way too long. It is not too much new. But that's the thing, though, it's like, it's got the best antagonist. It's got the best action scenes. I disagree.

Which one has better? I don't, I, I, I think four has the best action scenes, but it's not posted as well as three. Yeah. Really, but three, once the raid guys are out of three, I feel like there's a different. Yes, no, yeah, there is. But that happens, like, right at the end, right? Yeah. There's still, like, another huge fight scene with the main antagonist who's just not that

strong in three. You have, with three, you have, the greatest thing of that movie is the first scene in the antique shop with building the world. Oh, right, yeah, yeah. That's, like, the pun. Leading into the horse, but. Yeah. The downtime in three is, like, way worse, though.

Like, it's more, like, peeking, like, with big gaps in the middle, whereas I feel like, like four was just a bit more consistent. No, no, I think that's what makes it worse because you get bored of that consistency because it's too consistent. Like my attention goes down, but having peaks is like oh, I feel like two, three and four all have like really boring parts there.

Two, the worst for the boring. Yeah. I don't know, because I hadn't seen three and I watched it like the day before seeing four. So I don't know if it's like... I wish it like two weeks before. I don't know if it's just like having six hours of John Wink injected

in one go but I like three more than I was expecting to because of how little I like two well yeah that's what blew me away about three I think by the end of three they'd stretch the whole like close up combat pistol thing that's like the whole hook of John Wick

but then bringing in Donny Yann was like that's what I needed I thought he was really cool yeah the whole Osaka the whole Osaka segment is perfect because it has the silly fucking load of fire fights and whatnot. Just any action scene with Donny Yanin, I was like in. I was there for it.

And yeah, a really good conclusion too. Visually also just call us fun, Neon. Yeah, yeah. It's very the less looking one. And then it's obviously the only upside to that is the top down bit close to the end, which is just like beautiful. Yeah, I feel like there's a bunch in four like that. Yeah, I'm not going to rush back to watch any of these movies.

any time soon they just I would rather just chuck on the raid or mission impossible fallout yeah because I think the when it's like this is how it is this like if I want really good action I don't watch western movies I watch the Wade and I watch other like depends what kind of action we're talking about because like that spectacle action in like mission impossible fallout man no but this is a thing but but but but but but but I don't see fall out or fall out especially is like a I want action it's like I want a fucking good movie because the action's some of the best but it's also really fucking good

the action is just so good so it's like I want it as a full package it's not I just don't want just action I want a full package and pull hours out it's very different from like a like a fight scene a fight scene is very different

to like action to me you know like the the choreography of like people doing this like dance this combat dance is very different to like Tom Cruise literally bombing a helicopter through mountains.

But I guess I, fighting is always action though, right? Yeah. It's always like an action scene. It's like a different thing. Like, I love

watching two like really well choreographed martial arts, geniuses like just going at it. Yeah. That's very different things. I guess that's what I like

about fallout is like that variety where you get the bit of the fistfighting stuff, you get the big helicopter scenes, the rooftop running, chasing stuff you kind of get it all yeah no that's it's just like a and and the the like fight scene in the bathroom yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what I'm saying and that's like right after they're like jumping out the plane set piece which is the same thing so yeah mixing it up keeping it whereas I feel like in Johnwick it feels like a lot of the beats are

the same yeah it's just fighting yeah and there's like a piece silliness oh yeah well I want more of that set piece silliness like the over the overhead shot or the when vehicles get involved or there is like he's building like

cowboy gun little that's what it basically is is them just figuring out like little quirks they can add to the fight scenes and I think four lacks it needs more of that

four needed more of that I think four did a good job of like variety it's probably got the most of it yeah he's got the guy of the dog and that crazy gun thing um i yeah no three every single fight's in and four like adds some spice

they just yeah it's more the pacing of them that's the problem the some of them just go on too long yeah it's like it'll take too long to get to the yeah it feels like it's naturally over but it's like another wave it's like yeah just didn't need that last wave you know yeah yeah but i mean that that like is the movie yeah that's the thing but that's what like if i could just get what I wanted and just, like, have it be a clean two hours. Yeah, no, that's, that's how I feel about it. It didn't need to be that long. Whereas, like, yeah, I'm not going to rush back anytime soon.

It's more like there'll be certain scenes I want to watch, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like, there is some parts of the whole Osaka scene that could have been cut. Because it's like, every Donnie Yen part in the whole Osaka bit is just amazing. Yeah. And then there's the first fight between them, and it's like, God damn. Before that first fight was like the perfect. example of me like getting bored with the usual

gun-foo stuff but then it leads into him like getting the nunchucks and then suddenly my interest is great I was like oh again like as soon as Don Yen comes in he's like laying traps for people and the whole blind assassin guy it's like a really fun and he's just got way more charisma than Keanu Reeves like I know it's like part of the joke where he's just like yeah yeah yeah it's like his thing But it's like, to have such a kind of, for lack of a better word, like vacuous character lead four movies, like, yeah, I do need more at a certain point.

And that's why I was getting from Donnie. It's like, ah, yeah, you can bring something out of the other character and, like, have a dynamic going on that's beyond just one be revenge or. It's like, no, four is carried by the everyone but John, like, the hunter, the hunter guy. The dog. Yeah, cool. Amazing. Yeah, he's fine. The Russian guy.

Not Russian German guy? Big old German guy in the nightclub. Oh, yeah, yeah. Carried that whole segment. The little side quest bit. Yeah. Like, yeah, it's just carried about everyone but John Wick. Mm-hmm.

And it's like, yeah. Yeah, it's like kind of the point, but also kind of holds it back. Yeah, it gets, after four movies, it's a bit like, uh... Yeah, I feel like I'm exhausted just like the character. Well, the character has nothing going on. Yeah. It's kind of the nature of him that like everything interesting about him

has happened in his past And he's got He his character is that he had a wife Yeah And and was a murderer Uh huh But that means the character inherently has No like emotional stakes to him

Like he's already lost everything Yeah Which is what was interesting about the first movie Where it's like An assassin who has nothing Who's just committed himself to get in revenge Because like what else does he have But it's like yeah

Stretching it stretching it um that's probably why two just just adding a new enemy when the first one's done yeah yeah it's a creature of the weak like there's a new bad guy then it turns into like okay if it's just about the action just about the bad guy are they good um and donnie yen obviously yeah it's just like that spice i feel like it needed um yeah i think we're done here boys didn't do too many questions

yeah i don't know why we ended up talking about john week for like yeah i guess we'll say having been it's like i i there's part of me is being drawn to hong kong action movies well i really want to watch like i don't know if it's hong kong but ipman that's his big one and um crouching tiger hidden dragon yes that's another really big one but i don't think they're hong kong because like everyone there's a very stupid like everyone knows what a hong action movie is because you know on the strings they're kind of like flying around yeah yeah make fame yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah no I'd love to watch some of those classics and a bunch of the old like Jackie Chan films Hong Kong

yeah yeah he he like I used to just regularly just like go on YouTube and look for Jackie Chan scenes yeah yeah yeah because I watched um I didn't want to say it without knowing for sure I watched life of pie the other day oh yeah and I was looking at Angley's other movies and I was like he did Crouching Tiger hidden yeah he's got a really interesting filmography actually he did like Gemini Man the Incredible Hulk

Brokeback Mountain yeah really interesting yeah he's from Taiwan he's a very good director film photography yeah it is like varied

to direct Brokeback Mountain and Gemini Man is weird that film sucks yeah I believe it um yeah any final words

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