JAR Media Posdact - PREMIUM VOY - JARCAST Episode 215

Episode Date: August 10, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies   Timecodes:   00:00 Intro 01:57 Housekeeping 08:01 Spiderman Exclusive 10:28 Spider Sliders 14:26 Oxygen Bars 21:12 HBO President Interview 23:08 The Explosion 26:31 Doorway to the Underworld 29:52 Twitter Speed Round 32:41 Mid Break 35:03 Reddit Questions 35:14 James and Ugg 35:35 Who would win... 38:14 How do you deal with money dread? 41:33 Defining Dibby 48:08 Killer Dibby 50:39 Contrarian James 51:45 Channel Bio 53:00 Sekiro Update 53:53 Pip Pop Poy Explained  

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents. My name is Alex, and I'm here bringing you episode 2.15 of the JARCast. Of course, I'm joined, as always, by James or the passionate nap for himself. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. And rounding off the crew, we got Jim. Yeah. Just Jim today. Just being normal.

Before that you know, you go ahead. Yeah? Let's shout out of the patrons then before we get into the episode. We've got lots to talk about this week. Lots of supports. A few dibbys and sandies to shout out when we get to the halfway point. Big thanks to them. You know what guys, I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Not sure what type of grease, mind you. What type of grease, James? Yeah, grease Jim. up James frees me up babe I would like to give a update on the passionate napper

oh okay okay hasn't been napping you haven't been napping since quarantine why are you fiddling with the mic it's like you're you just instinctually do it yeah I've got that trigger that tick I don't know if that's the word

passionate napper has not been napping I have genuine quite bad bag bags under my my eyes why don't you nap then because life is so busy during the day I'm not getting napping in so you think you're working more now in quarantine than when you actually had to go there

yeah so you haven't haven't had a nap o'clock and it's really destroying myself mentally and physically those one hour sleeps they really make the difference but it's all okay

let's do some housekeeping all right you know squeaky wheel gets the grease and all that Patreon stretch goal the Patreon stretch goal update which we mentioned last episode we hit it and we were like we can't actually

really do it or whatever we've been talking to some jarlings out there communicating problem solving and we think we have a way to solve it so our plan is to actually move ahead with this it might take a couple months to fully complete

however we believe we can move forward with this and we can start yeah we got lots of help from jarlings or whatever they told us what to do um we got some people on it so we'll see how that comes together yeah but as far as the rSS feed and the whole confusion with that goes uh we figure the best solution would be to have like a jar archive rSS feed that has the other episodes on it that aren't that we missed basically yeah so it doesn't screw up the current rs but there will be a way to go back and see the older ones so yeah we didn't betray our stretch cold

in the end we're doing we're working on it all right just complications that we didn't unforeseen circumstances but we see them now and we're yeah working away to make sure yeah we've changed the lighting again yeah a lot of people have been mentioning it

um the lighting in the last few episodes has been a bit We've been testing it, really. I just, I need more time to tinker with this camera, like, when we... Every day you make, like, a new step. Yeah, yeah, I just... A new discovery.

It's a whole new, new world for us. Yeah, and the Phantom Menace, as good as they say, won the Patreon vote, and that is up to watch on the channel now, so check that out if that sounds interesting to you. Got a bit of feedback from about the last episode, first one from Abe. just saying I don't like this podcast I actually don't know how to describe it it just sucks a useful feedback there

bangin love it what do you think of that James come on Abe what does he mean does he mean that episode or this podcast I don't know Abe you're gonna have to give us more info dude we can't adjust based on that

but Jacob Mastic said the lighting here is spot on so they liked the last episode's lighting Hey, chance would be a fine thing. Logan Stevens said, the best cod tier list I've ever heard, true Chad Tase, so that was someone agreeing with you, James. Jordan M says, thanks for the acknowledgement lag.

It's perfect lighting this time around, even though we're changing it again. SS Spring 10234 PA gave some feedback, which I was interested in, because we mentioned Chavs, which is like a British thing. Yes. But they said pretty sure it's Chad.

not chav, Americans have literally no clue what a chav is, which is what I assumed. What you mean chad? How's it, Chad? Well, they don't know what a chav is, so they think we're saying chad. No. No, we mean chav, they're different things.

Yeah, council-housed, antisocial and violent. Yeah. I don't understand how people don't, because chav memes are quite big. Because we're in the UK. We see the UK chav memes. Just because... No, but even...

Why would chav memes be in like an American's algorithm? No, but I know people from other countries and they know what chavs are because they've no chav memes but the people you know don't represent the whole world no of course not but that's myopic all right

yeah you think your bubble is the whole world this is why the squeaky wheel and he's the grease dude yeah like James can you slop some of that grease over here my dude so you're calling me out

on my view on chavs what is your favorite chav meme just oi mate no it's it's dobstop parkour Yeah, we've been mocking those chavs as well That was a straight of a chav meme

Uh Tough Swammy says James's take on car YouTube is quite annoying He should watch Project Binky, Mighty Car Mods and Boosted Boys And understand that these are the elite non-toxic channels

That don't just splurge on expensive shit all the time What do you say to that James Binky Binky The main, like, car channels are like that, but there is other good channels like that. I don't consume, like, the main, I consume the little smaller channels which do make really good content. Like, I know of all of those channels, because I've watched them. They're the channels I like.

You're not saying that they were bad, though, weren't you? No, not those types. The main ones, you know, the clout ones, but it's all about Lamborghinis, you know, money. Right. They're the ones I dislike because there's no... So you've got nothing against Project Binky. No, no minis. minis yeah you look minis yeah they're sticking like like uh they're full

driving it with a turbo engines it's gonna be really fast so that that's they're like properly good channels it's just the majority are quite bad like i i watch drift works a lot noriyaro hoonigan at times you know i watch some good stuff but this car community is just bad it's quite bad okay and uh finally pancho mhm says if the judge boys keep this lighting up, they'll look like the Falma by episode 230. A little Skyrim joke for you. Very funny.

Just... You know, let's give him a round of applause. So much has happened in the last week. It's actually kind of... Oh, just so much. C-R-I-N-G, you know? C-R-I-N-G. Oh, cringe. Great, now we've been demonetized.

Thanks. Let's start with this one then. let's start with the lamest and build up to like important because this like doesn't actually matter but it's it's uh gaming drama gaming drama 101 so uh gaming drama yeah so this is you'll know about this um this avengers game that's coming out that looks rubbish um it's been announced that the character of spider man is an exclusive to uh the playstation platform which is fucking bullshit terrible

it's really not good you mean effing BS dude yeah okay yeah you can't I think it's a bit ridiculous to monitor to

exclusive eyes I don't know if that's the word the most iconic Marvel character you're just getting an objectively worse game if you get any other version

yes and they've been doing this for years now and I don't know how they've gotten away with it. Red Dead has extra missions. Destiny has a bunch of extra shit that they only have on PS4. Modern Warfare had that game mode exclusive to PS4. All of this is bullshit. But how do they get away with that? It's such a double standard. You remember with um when Rise of the Tomb Raider was announced as being a having a one year exclusivity on on Xbox 1 or whatever? The uproar and the anger about But it was pretty intense.

But the console war shit rages on, and this stuff doesn't help. Yeah, I mean, I don't get why this is one that's really pissed people off. Because, like, I'm not getting the game either way. I think it's just what it represents more than what it actually is. Because, like, it's just super scummy and bad business. It's anti-consumer. Well, vote with your wallet. Yeah, I mean, the game looked trash anyway.

I feel like we've been trashed this game for ages Yeah Jim and I watched like some footage Like a few weeks ago or whatever And like in their official gameplay There's like broken animations Like the The gameplay

Like this is what they were showing off Was the most dull shit I've ever seen Yeah It's like a destiny clone It was so boring Yeah I think the game looks awful But I think that sucks That's Spider-Man

exclusive thing yeah it's super lame so one of the best Avengers it is the best Avenger it's just the best Marvel character but speaking of spiders um not spiders

how do you think and on the topic of games too how do you guys feel about this spider slider that's in the game uh shit reuben was talking about in the group chat earlier the one with the An obsidian survival game?

Yeah, grounded, sorry. Yeah. I forgot to write the fucking game down. I haven't actually seen any footage, but... But in the game, you're like... It's like, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids game, basically. You're like, little guys running around in a garden with all those insects as the baddies.

But there's a setting in the menu for, like, a racnophobia. So there's a slider that changes the way the spiders look and simplifies them down. Like, so you don't see the design of a spider and they're just like a blob that's not... Really? Spider, yeah. But you can still interact with them

in the way they're designed. But isn't it like a survival game where they're gonna kill you? Yeah, but if they're just changing the way they look and they behave the same. It's just an interesting idea. No, no, it is a really interesting idea. It's weird for fear, though.

Surely that's an aspect of your game. Like, you want it to be kind of scary. Yeah. A lot of games are trying to prove their accessibility. aren't they like when the last of us two came out there was all this discussion about the myriad of options

they went out of their way to include to make it more kind of accessible and customizable yeah but is phobias are phobias a disability um

to an extent uh yeah if with some someone who has arachnophobia and they witness a spider isn't not quite an extreme reaction they might not, I don't know I don't see any harm in it because like

it's an option I feel like the more options the better, you know? There's no real negative to it unless... I'm just saying like what is the point? Because you... Why go to the effort?

Certain people can play. There's more people who buy your game, that's more money, it's good for business, it's good for everything. Okay, if your game is designed to be your small and bugs are big people that are arachnophobic are probably not going to get the game anyway

well no but what if they see the slider thing and they're like ooh I can turn the spiders down but I'm horrendously afraid of arachnids but when it's in a video game or something I don't if it was a

VR game I'd understand but the fact that it's on a screen there's a disconnecter But it's not a bad thing So I just... I'm not saying it's a bad thing I'm just saying it's a terrible thing No, it's not I'm saying it's probably the worst thing since

Skyrim Yeah That game didn't have spider sliders Actually on the subject of Skyim I'm I, it's one of those games that's been permanently ruined Skyrim? Yep Ruin by what memes?

Jeremy Jeremy? Oh the composer Yes I suppose. I mean, we talked about that when that happened. Yeah, but I've just, I remembered it, because it's just like, yeah,

I really can't play that game again. Yeah, I was looking through, I've got one of those apps that tells you when, like, the bands you follow on Spotify are going to be playing Live Ney. And it imported, like, my whole Spotify, and I was going through sorting out all the ones I don't care about

actually seeing live or whatever. And because I've got the Skyrim soundtrack on my, Spotify saw him there Jeremy Is he playing live soon I don't think so I highly doubt that one Jam I got someone to ask you Have you ever heard of an oxygen bar

An oxygen bar As in like when you're in a video game and you go underwater No this is no video games anymore I'm talking about the real life like a bar of oxygen a bar you go to but instead of getting drinks or whatever oh shit now that you're saying this

you like connect yourself to an oxygen supply and then breathe in and hyperventilate until you feel funny yeah have you heard of these James

gaseous confidence they call it they're real they're in like cities like if you Google them you can see the weird pictures of people yeah it sounds to be a fine thing in the oxygen bottle they're different coloured oxygen tanks that they're hooking up to their noses

Oh so they got like flavors Oh Oh pineapple Oh this one's particularly pressurized That's the type of thing where I think we've gone Too far a bit When you're that privileged Yeah

Why do you need that Why wasn't a bar good enough Listen to this there Proponents of oxygen bars Claim purified oxygen can help, increased energy levels, improve mood, improve concentration, improve sports performance, reduce stress, provide relief for headaches and migraines and promote better sleep. Isn't that what every new fad is at first?

Literally. Every good thing. That's a good point. Aren't there like water bars as well? It's kind of a similar thing. No way. You can get water at a normal bar. No, no, but like, it's like a gimmick bar, you know?

It's like different waters and shit like that. Okay. How could that be sustainable from a business perspective? Because they're in like trendy cities, you know? You've got to be a bit of a... You've got to be a strange person to willingly go to a bar that only sells water because it's trendy. What bar should we open? The jar bar.

It could be like, um... Like in Jackass where they have the... helmet and then people farting into them it's like a fetish bar no we can't we can't have a fetish bar yeah like sweat and farts wouldn't the menu just be one of us

like whoever's the best of farts has the fart one so I would obviously be the fart one because I've got terrible farts then what would you be Gaseous actually what would you be if I was what sorry in the

the jar fetish bar um what are you just asking me what my fetishes are no what what can you provide yeah stinky foot skin oh there were because last episode I was barefoot there were

some weird comments like oh put those away who it's giving me little tingles what is the deal with like in the past 10 15 years foot fetish stuff has just gone crazy Fetcher's always been a thing

Surely it's just our awareness of it It's always been a thing But it feels like It's a meme It used to be Yeah but like people Learn about the meme And then sort of

Get hooked on it It's like prequel It's like the prequels Yeah yeah It's like the prequels Like It seems like There are so many

Fetishists It's a pretty It's a pretty popular kink Of all the fetishes It's pretty high up the Because people just find feet erotic the year

no they are naturally like a sensitive spot so then like if you do touch them really slowly it can be quite relaxing but that's different but do you fuck feet no Alex I've got like the opposite of a foot footage where I kind of find feet kind of gross

okay you can see how they're really similar to hands but they're just like like werewolf kind of joined at the end and they're just like freaky fucking they are I have someone who has like like just disgusting feet yeah I look at them and I just think and everyone's feet like just

look wildly different yeah everyone's hands look different everyone's faces yeah but hands are cool though yeah hands are also hand fetishes are also a thing but I get it scared of spiders no no no but going back to this oxygen thing a minute how much do you think it costs

one? A silly no it costs it's really expensive I mean for what oxygen but I mean I suppose it's a difficult question Because the way it works is Oxygen bars charge between $1 and $2 per minute

Depending on location And the scent you choose, if any Thoughts? That's kind of reasonable What scent would you pay for? Oh, bloody fuck Wait, per minute? Yeah, that's not bad

No, that's 20 minutes and you're spending 20 quid. That's ridiculous. Why would you spend 20 minutes huffing oxygen? If I go into a pub, I'm going to stay there now and I'm going to have a pint. Yeah, but you're not going to... It's not a pub. It's not a social thing. You go in there, suck your oxygen.

Like, surely you could just go in and suck, like, so hard and just suck until you can't suck anymore. Get as much of that oxygen as you can. Do you know where it would be a good idea? In the Andes. or somewhere near there really high up where there's not much oxygen because in an oxygen bar actually makes sense get between the oxygen bars without fainting

exactly that makes sense not in Camden or you know San Francisco no so you're not going to an oxygen bar anytime soon my oxygen bar is just me going to bed at night window open clear oxygen yeah I'll give you an oxygen bar

I thought when you said oxygen bar I thought you meant like a like a protein bar of just pure oxygen That's how you breathe in space Yeah Just bring up your oxygen bars We're running low on oxygen bars We're not going to make it

Speaking of feet James Can you give me a massage? No I'm actually really good at foot massages prove it I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease dude

because I don't have any chance to be a fine thing God let's get serious alright when are I could talk about some real when am I not serious

Alex when is a joke I've been serious sometimes when is the joke I watched the the latest HBO

Donald Trump interview and don't worry this isn't gonna be want to, you know, hyper-political like a Brit ranting about Donald Trump or anything.

But what I wanted to say was that it is insane. Yeah, I've seen a clip from it. It is bonkers. It's like, it feels like you're watching a TV show. It even opens with like the HBO like, oh, am I watching fucking

Sopranos or Game of Thrones right now? And I'd definitely recommend watching it. It's only like 36 minutes. It's on the HBO YouTube channel. and it's honestly a piece of history and the like production of it is really impressive to me the way they

like just present the interviewer's like they put more into it than like the typical kind of interview right and the interviewer did a really good job as well he like didn't let any question kind of slide sort of thing yeah crazy world we live in dude you guys can watch it

possibly depends how long is it yeah like 35 minutes or something it's hard to say I just don't want to know or hear about Donald Trump personally I just don't yeah I get that but I just find it so fascinating

it is yeah I'm sure if I started watching it I wouldn't be able to stop yeah yeah it's just so like intense because he's just like dodging every question and like he's got his prepared statements and facts and figures and stuff yeah man but aside from that um the other major fucking thing was

the this stuff going on with the explosion in lebanon yeah yeah not the happiest no something pretty pretty severe and uh so yeah what what exactly happened the it was a fire firework cat factory that called fire and by this firework factory was uh I think it was a ship or something that contained ammonium nitrate and then the fire spur to that and then that would obviously go fucking bang like massive

because it's like a fertilis or something I assume we've all seen the video or like some of the videos I tried to watch it but I couldn't what do you mean? I haven't seen it oh I see I've seen photos and stuff

but yeah I was thinking about just for events like this we get such good coverage of it now because everyone's got like cameras on them you think this is just a fire

and there was like I watched like this five minute where it was five minutes of just the explosion from different phones in the city and it's wild that all of these people all filming the fire

and then boom it's actually crazy now nothing can go unnoticed but that explosion like if you were in London and you saw that whatever we're being newt or something

this is it but I guess an initial investigation has reportedly found years of inaction and negligence around the removal of the ammonium nitrate is to blame for the blast

which is like oh my God it's an extremely volatile substance and they basically did nothing about it yeah but like at the time of recording this 135 people it took and injured over 5,000 from our seeing that

I thought it only took like 30 people the river explosion that big way it's caused a massive crater yeah it's going to take a while for them to be like confirm yeah I saw this this like

kind of sky cam of what the area looked like before and after and it's like just devastated from it well to put it this way it's like I saw the job it was just it was on a boat it was quite some dissonroy they got blown on the floor and they were like a good like couple miles

yeah it's just ridiculous how quickly people started to jump on oh it's a terrorist attack or something they don't understand the traditional weapons would need to be involved to cause an explosion that fucking huge like it made a mushroom cloud because of I think it's evaporation that usually cause its mushroom clouds

there's only like a few weapons in the world that can court like can do that all American yeah I think I saw some stat that it's like the third or fourth like biggest explosion or something like

in history or whatever this was like you know caused by humans you know comparing it to like normal conventional yeah

things like that it's like up there in terms of like just the scale of it it was a fucking it's a fucking bang it's crazy I just can't get over this year

it's actually just such a fucking pistate. It's wild. What is that with it? Did you see this, it's like the doorway to the, to the underworld. It was cooled.

It's like some place in the Middle East or something. And this doorway to the underworld has been getting bigger. Oh yeah, it's like continent on fire. It's like this part in the desert that's constant fire because there's a gas, there's a gas reserve under it or something. So it constantly feeds it?

Yeah, it's some shit like that. And... Is this the Siberia doorway to the underworld you're talking about? It's like, yeah, the doorway to hell or something. Yeah, that might be it. There's a door... There's a doorway to the underworld in Siberia so big it's uncovered... Wait, it's uncovered ancient forests.

What? No, I don't think it's that. It's in the Middle East. It's a gateway to hell. Yeah, I just try Googling it to see if I... Yeah, it's the highway to hell. Yeah. The thing is, now that 2020 is like this,

the memes propagate, like, bad things happening. So one just, something that would ordinarily be like a throwaway headline is like, oh, here's the next thing. What's it called? The Gates of Hell. Yeah, the Gates of Hell. Let me see. Where is it, James?

It's in Ethiopia, I believe. But yeah, apparently, it's, uh. Oh, the most significant crack appeared near to the Uttar Ale volcano known by locals as the Gateway to Hell. Oh, it's in Turkmenistan. Wow. Yeah. What's going to happen next? Something horrifying?

Jesus will come back. Imagine if that's like, that's what it ends. Yeah. Jesus is like, you know what? You know I am. No, it would be like... Buddha or something. You reckon.

What's up, guys? Buddha here. What if it turned out like, um, Mark Zuckerberg was like... Stop. Jesus or something. Mark Zuckerberg? Yeah, that's like the reveal.

That would be sick. Who do you think is most likely to be Jesus? Like secretly Jesus. Not secretly, like, they didn't know. But they just are Jesus. Reborn. Who do you reckon, James? Tom Kenny, the guy who voices Spongebob

Tomska? Yeah, it's like a voice actor Yeah, Troy Baker This fucking Nolan North is What on that? I don't know It's just This year has been especially

chaotic But we've got to think Last year was as well There was shit happening constantly then Was it like this? It was nothing like this dude Nothing. Well, stuff like Lebanon happens

every year or two. Does it? It's really... Okay, not to the same scale, obviously, but... That, on top of, um, COVID, on top of what's happening in America, on top of... China.

Yeah, it's fucking everything, dude. Yeah. Russia. Japan. Let's quickly do some... Let's very quickly do a Twitter speed round. At Edward Temple 11 says, guys please upload the, as they say is to Spotify, I know they're more visual, but I like listening to those.

I tend to, to be honest. Sometimes I don't when they're way more visual, where it just wouldn't make sense, but... The Star Wars one, for example, like... No, I have done an audio version of that. Um, so yeah, I'll do that. Um, what is your thoughts on this one from at cool crazy crock who says, Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair, thought? Sinclair is a cool name I think that name suits him better Yeah I think it's a cooler name It's more relatable

And at Vertigo HQ underscore says Opinion on having to pay $30 to watch The Moulan remake on Disney Plus Is it justified Runez? They ruined it It's going to be crap first of all And second of all 30

Yeah I don't know what it's going to cost a year But why that much? Because it bombed I guess it's because Whole families can watch it So in their mind it's like We'll just charge everyone as if a whole family's going Right

Then that means Yeah but you're also paying them Money just all the time now Yeah you're already paying there So to watch it you have to be already paying money And then you've got to pay some more money It's it's pointless It makes their own platform

Less valuable if they just start releasing movies onto it no release movies fine but don't charge extra when Netflix is over here just putting shit out all the time once you're in with Netflix you've got it yeah but with Disney Plus it's like you'd pay a little bit more here a little bit more there fuck you do you don't think it's... I'm even less likely to subscribe to them now

do you not think it's because like obviously they didn't want to put it on Disney Plus right away obviously their ideal scenario was yeah we'll put this in theatres and make a couple billion bucks off it but now we can't do that so we've got to make it up this is bad damage control because it's pissed me off

the biggest fan of Moulin I'm the biggest fan of Moulin really? Yes I fucking love Moulin really a little Eddie Murphy dragon yeah it's fucking great love it let's get down to damn Like Madagascar, yeah, it's all right. Mooland, fucking incredible.

Shut the fuck. Shut the fuck up. On that note, aside from the squeaky wheel getting the grease, I mean, we might as well be back after these messages. Chance. Yo, how it is, Cahs? Drive me to your shirts. Go check them out.

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to the second half of the jarcast Where we answer questions from The subreddit We're going to start with this one From Rat Goth Question for James In the infamous normal episode You discuss wanting to buy some ugg boots

Did this ever happen And if so, thoughts If not thoughts I haven't borne your boots It's been quarantine I've been unable to The normal episode was a long time before Yeah true

I forgot I said it Dick the head has a question Related to James too Who will win in a fight Dwayne the Rock Johnson versus James with a gun However there's a twist The gun needs to be assembled

And Dwayne is approaching fast Oh, and the rock has Jamie on his side That's a fucking stupid question First of all Yeah, let's take the gym Jim doesn't need to be involved in this I feel like that's enough of a challenge on its own No, I could have Jim

No, I'm on Dwayne's side No, but I can have you You could have me, with the rock What does that mean? What does that mean? Do you think you could defeat the rock Do you think you could assemble a gun And take out the rock

Before he gets to do you? No, fuck no, no, no human can No, but how far does he have to run? Let's say he's one mile way. Oh, easy. Do you think so? I could do that with no eyes.

Okay. Assemble a gun while he's sprinting full speed. Yeah, with no eyes. I could do that. I don't know what the rocks, you know, top kind of speed is. I don't, what gun? That's too technical word. Pistol.

Pistol is a lot, I would say, it's more complicated to assemble than an AR-15. Because the L-15s, they're just, don't know what they're parts. So the receiver's already there. You just have to click all parts together. have a pistol you've got to do the whole bear in mind there you've never assembled a gun have you exactly I probably could if I've watched the

but if a spitz and that's guy can assemble assemble a gun and kill someone in like five seconds I could probably do it in the box sprinting a mile yeah a mile's quite far if he was down the other end of the street no I just throw the parts at him because what else can I do

I feel like we could all run faster than the rock no I don't know man He's in like Peat condition that No but he's got weight He's got so much weight

And do you think so Aerodynamics He can't move first Yeah He can barely move full stop Why do you think all his action scenes And movies are fucking trash Chance

Chance would be a fine thing If this was If we replaced that with a better actor Jason Statham You're fucked Because he's Yeah he's much quicker He's swifter

Yeah You'd be fucked Tom Cruise You'd be fucked He's like 60 He chumped off a building Broke's leg Continued to fucking roll on the film

He's an animal He'd fuck you He'd fuck all of us up He'd fuck all of us Yeah and I'd be okay with that Well The gear gets the grease or whatever Shut up

Movies music me Says hi Jha A few hours ago I hit a kangaroo on my way to work. No. You may have guessed I'm in Australia, and you'd be correct. Well, I would be a bit concerned if they hit a kangaroo in England. Yeah.

It broke my right headlight, and now my door is hard to open because the front side bit, I don't know what the fuck it's called, asked James, has been forced over more from the impact. It was a big kangaroo. And I'm thinking I'm going to have to either get a new car or pay for a panel beating, which will kill me. My question now is how do you guys deal with that feeling of dread when you know you have to pay for something

that's going to set you back a fair bit personally I was saving money really well up until now and I'm just pissed off currently thanks for the last they're very much appreciated especially lately huge love for y'all no is the kangaroo okay what speed were you hitting it at

did it go pop? None of that was to do with the question no but I kind of care about the kangaroo here why because it's an animal I care about animals The question was about, um, like, surprise things that suck your wallet dry and how you deal with that dread. Um, just do it.

This is why I have a rainy day account, just in case of emergencies. Fool. Because I, I have the very real problem where I'm really super, I don't know the word is, organized with savings. So I Once money's in a savings account It doesn't come out no matter what It can't Very strict about it

Yeah Because I've got and then gone I need to hit the you know The quota forward So the question is kind of like In a situation where You were effectively forced To spend all that money

How do you do it And have you ever had to really do that Do it I've had to do it Well yeah it basically comes down to an ultimate choice it's like my car's fucked or whatever i either get it repaired or i don't and i somehow deal with that in those situations that's what i mean though like when you have to spend a big bunch of money you just have to get out of the way yeah no you do otherwise you're

going to just constantly be like keep putting it off once you're in that new state where the amount of money you have is just what you have then it's just back like that's the new default no one thing you've got to realises, this is specifically of a car, a car's an asset, it's something you own, you can sell on, suspending a large amount of money to get a new car because yours is damaged, you shouldn't see that as bad because it's not becoming a liability, it's an asset, it's something you own. I have to do the same. Unless you hit a kangaroo again. Unless you do that. Like, I, I blew up my engine, I had to buy a new car. I didn't feel bad about it because that car's an asset. I needed it to get to A to B.

So, but I know it still sucks though if you like Yeah. Hit a kangaroo and it wrecks your car. Oh yeah, God yeah. It just fucks everything, you know? But it's a slight. All of your saving and

know that it's an asset and know that the sooner you do it and you forget about it, the better. Mm-hmm. Preach, sister. We have an interesting one from Joseph Zed Khan who, uh, has some grease to throw on the gear or the cog, whatever.

Okay, listen to here. Alex, you got some answering to do. You stated that the penguins aren't dibbys because they impact the plot too much, meaning a dibby by definition has to be inconsequential to the plot at large, yet Mort saves the day by leading the shark into the volcano and saving Melman from dying a cuck. If he truly is a dibby, why is this the case? And that's not all. The characters like King Julian encounters dibbys who aren't creatures but are designed with the kiddies in mind.

Does a dibby have to be a creature? What is the actual concrete definition of a dibby once and for all? First of all, the shark doesn't save, well, Mort doesn't save the giraffe. Why is that? Because it turns out the sacrifice is pointless, right? Yeah, but they wouldn't have known that. Yeah, doesn't the shark, they're like pressuring Melman to die and commit suicide. But then the shark does it.

Instead, so Melman doesn't have to. No, the shark does it after. Yeah. Because he gets saved by Gloria, right? Like, she grabs his neck. Dude, I don't know. I don't know, right? But I do know that if I said that penguins aren't dibbies, I was wrong then.

No, they're not dibbies. That's just, they are dbys. They're not. No, they fucking are. No, I think one of them is a dibby. No, listen, this is how deep I've gone with a dibby thing, right? Um, a while ago, someone emailed me saying, what the fuck is a dibby?

because they were writing their EPQ on on the on dbys for some reason what's an EPQ it's like you choose it's like a thesis you choose like a question and you explore it whatever so they they did their thesis on what is a dibby and then they ask you what one is they got you to write their thesis it was like part of it

it wasn't the whole thing wasn't about it but effectively it forced me to try and write down and describe what I think it is so I need you guys to assess what I've written here. So I've got the email I sent them. So this is kind of me bullet pointing, replying to their questions. So a dibby or dibbies is almost a gut feeling. But at the same time, there are some very obvious examples of what I'm trying to describe. Minions, BB8, the aliens from Toy Story, Olaf from Frozen, comic relief or

plot device are too broad for what I'm talking about, because a dibby can be one, both, neither, which leads me to believe that there are a couple of criteria that define dibbys. A key aspect of a dibby is the smallness, is the smallness, and, or cuteness. It needs to be broad enough to be widely marketable, e.g. most dibby characters will have an extremely popular pop vinyl figure, or large fandom based around it specifically, Baby Yoda, Pikachu, etc. The purpose of dibbies in movies is to use their cuteness, appeal, and or comedy to manipulate audiences into liking a product or idea, often with the intended goal of the dibby becoming a worldwide marketing prodigy.

Dibbies have a range of impact on the stories they take place in, hence the difficulty narrowing down a concise definition. On one hand, you could point to a movie like Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, whether Dibby is a crucial McGuffin who drives the story. On the other hand, the Porgs from Star Wars were created to cover up the puffins that filled the location they were shooting, as well as being heavily marketable. The term dibby does not necessarily relate to their function in a screenplay.

I think dibbies are mostly an afterthought or unfortunate reality of designing entertainment for children. While not specific to children's content, the vast majority of dibby implementation is at the hands, of desperate adults trying to create characters that kids want on a lunchbox. The fact these types of characters are so rarely talked about goes to show their importance on stories, which to me helps highlight the cynic. side of filmmaking. Dibbies are present in a surprising amount of high-reaching places. I haven't done the research to discover the original Dibby.

However, studios such as Disney or Dreamworks have been using these cute characters for jokes, merchandise and iconography for years. They're not exclusive to low-budget animation. I'm sure plenty of marketing from all sources have Dibbies brandished all over them. There are definitely Dibbies that I like, but it is rare that a Dibby will be anything more than just that. The dibby. I think as a concept they're specifically designed to be as inoffensive as possible. Although it was with many storytelling devices, they can be implemented with class, i.e. Wally, or as plain and obvious as a minion. I have no idea where the term came from. It just feels right.

Okay. Um, think of an adult, think of a really mature, something not for kids show. Name me a dibby from it. Um, so it has to be edgy. No, it just has to be an adult show, like Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Dibby. What do you think? Um, no. It just doesn't make sense. So you're saying, so what we're saying is, as I said, it usually tends to be in children's entertainment or, you know, where there are silly character designs and it's going for a certain audience.

Dark Souls has Dibby's in? Does it? No. What do you think, Jim? Do you agree with my write-up there? yes and no oh jesus where's your problem um call of duty has dibby's in

because you're picking the most like i think a crucial part of what dibbies are is that dibs aren't really known because they're not real i just made it up yeah this is all made up yeah like exactly so i think it's kind of dishonest for you to treat them

as some sort of thesis Destiny's massively edgy And that's got a dibby in Um It's not edgy in the same way Breaking Bad or Cod is though It's still like it's no different to It's no different to bloody cod

It is Okay The campaign Isn't it like T for teen It doesn't have like children Being murdered I'm pretty sure And terrorists the Turks

Dibby's being murdered So do you generally agree Jim Sure Yeah What is the word for it Other than Dibby Like what is the word for it other than Dibby? Like what is the word?

word for it. Minion? Yeah, minion. Minion! Minion! On the same line, Fetal Freak says, imagine you're in a scenario where you're being hunted and picked off

one by one, like in alien or a slasher film, but it's by a dibby. What dibby would be the most lethal from fiction or non-fiction, and what's your reasoning? The ghost from that. From fiction or non-fiction?

Yeah, what non-fiction dibbies are there? Argi. They're right. You know, Argy is a dibby. So Argy is hunting us. Yeah, but Argy doesn't live in a kid's world. He lives in an adult house.

How can he be a dibby? He lives in real life. The question is just you're being hunted by a fucking dibby. What would be the worst? I really feel like the penguins would be horrifying. Yeah, yeah, they would absolutely destroy you. Like, in the Madagascar universe, sure, they're cool, their epic, their action heroes in a They're kind of the main guys

They're capable They're capable But think about it If you are their enemy Think about it They literally have war machines They invent war machines They use slave labor to get it built

They have flick knives That they whip out Whenever they're threatened They run old ladies over They're actually kind of So what you're saying is They're the Italian mafia Um sort of

They're worse Except much more dangerous. Much more dangerous. I wouldn't be scared of any dibby. Yes, you would, James. Because they're dibbies, they're tiny, you can just kick them. You'd be scared of the dibby from Transformers. No, I fucking destroy that, dibby.

He wouldn't. Yes, because I... James is not going to engage with the question, Jim. No, no, I am engaging with the question. Yeah, we might as well just move on. Chance is a fine thing. No, like, dibies inherently aren't scary.

That's what it makes this question funny. This question is really good because the penguins is such a great answer. So you disagree with me, Jim? Mort would be better than the penguins. Why? No, because Mort is never shown to be capable in any way. That's why they're horrifying. It's the ones you don't expect, which are more scary.

I do feel like Mort is capable of... No. No, I do. No, I don't. Jim, he's voiced by Andy Richter. Alright Fuck Oh

Stage DK says Was James a contrarian in school as well Yes Explain Well you know how contrarian is Well let's get this straight I didn't exist till 21 So whatever I did back then

Isn't you can't criticize me for now Why have you started saying this? Because I You mean you're You just don't want to acknowledge anything No no It's just like I was not the same As a person

I did not exist back then Right Like I'm completely different now Yeah as most people are right No because there's there's There's progress but I'm different Just out of the box Doesn't I don't exist

I don't exist prior to 2000 I feel like most people have an age where it's like I'm just gonna ignore like that bit It's not I'm not ignoring it Ooh Okay But I didn't I Nobody knew my opinion because I was bully too much

I didn't have any friends You had us Yeah, I know, that's it, but you know Wow, that's it Yeah, that's all you... Wow, you did have it rough If we're all you had Jesus

Yeah, I know, I did have it rough Sal says question When was the last time You chumps updated the channel bio It features a bunch of rusty Ancient jar memes Like Ruben being Christian And Jamie loving Guardians of the Galaxy

Pretty XD though No, it's actually Do you need to get out of it Make it blank? You don't need it I've changed it when did you change it today when i was collecting me questions so people can check that out and see what's up oh it's just gonna be that how james created piss a day i didn't even think of that

that's not a bad idea oh shit write that down write that shit down we actually seen my twitter background and you surely would of because you only followed me today would have why why you're so upset about this uh man man bourgerman twitter you followed me today i thought i didn't follow anyone and then I was like, you know what, I'm going to use this to just to follow people I know and Lego. Did you follow me? Yeah, I followed everyone in Char and like Brickset. I couldn't find you. Really?

No, it is hidden. But you've only followed me now. Only me now. That's not true. I follow everyone in Char. Not all today. It wasn't today. It was today.

It wasn't. Did you just get the notification or something? No, I've been following you on that account for days now. No. This is betrayal. I don't believe this shit. Spooky one says Thoughts on the upcoming Sekiro

Update My thoughts on Warzone season 5? No, no I think it looks really cool You can't talk about Sekaro and not talk about Warzone God has had so much real estate In the podcast

It's free real estate No because I was saying to Jim Like why does Sekiro not have any DLC when every other phone game Has had some kind of significant release? Yeah, at least one Yeah And it's not the same

is a big like dlc drop but it makes me it makes me think that that i still have hoped now yeah that they they might do something because god damn but yeah they it looks fun and sounds cool and like it adds some replay value but they probably yeah you can like do bosses again and a bit earlier yeah maco tony jima 11 says to my utter dismay nobody nobody on this Reddit seem to ask what the meaning behind Pit Pop Poe truly is. So, what's the backstory and meaning behind the famous jar media phrase?

No, no, no, no, no, no. What? No. No, no, no, no, no. No. It's just a reference. No, no, no, no. Jim, listen.

It's just a reference to the wheel gets the fucking grease, all right? Listen. No, chance is a fine thing. No, genuinely. It's a fine thing. Listen, let me. Shut up.

Everybody be quiet now, and listen to me. me now. Thank you. Jesus, I hate raising my voice. You guys know this about me. So I actually... No, I had to go down and break

down the entirety, the entire history, pit pop boy, I wrote it down. You're making this more complicated. It's so fucking dumb. You're making this more complicated. No, I'm not, no, James, you don't understand. It's a reference to the pit boy from Fallout.

No, it's not. That is wrong. What it actually is, is it all starts with... It all stems From Halo 3? No, it doesn't. No, no, listen, listen to my fucking story. Halo 3, Jim, the town of Voie. Do you remember that?

Yeah, East of Voie. East of Voie. East of Voie, right? So the word voy has always been, it's a real place, but the way it's used in Halo 3 was always a line that stood out to us, so the voie thing has always been there in the back of my mind. Yes. Never had a use for it, though.

We're on Savo Highway about. Eastervoi Yeah exactly It's such a memorable line And delivery It's just so strange Voie Voie is one of my family's name

Oh right Yeah so I know that as well When I first got My Golden Retriever Paisley Um For some reason I would like to go to her Oh boy boy

Boy boy Remember that In that weird voice and shit It'd be like Oh boy boy boy You know Oh boy boy it just it just felt right you know it just seemed seem right so yeah it went to

there I had the boy boy thing it was starting to adapt and then um because I like the rhyming shit I decided that Argi is a guardian toy right because he's a guardian like he's a little guard dog that sits there and watches and bars and he's a little bitch and he's like he's like a soft toy right so then I came up with the rhyme pit-pot boy on the Guardian toy right and then it turned into pit-pop-poil on the maritime voy

and then it became pit-pot-poil on the Ipswich voy how how maritime how does that work and then it became premium boy and that's where it is at the moment a premium voy is actually a good description words you think if a cool like gold skin

comes out on card it's like it's a premium boy yeah what do you think of premium voyage Jim. Pit-pop pot and the premium toy. What's your opinion on it? I like Voie.

You actually like Voie? Holy fuck. It's a word. If someone just, you know... Well, because I feel like I did briefly mention the Voie thing. Where I was like, yeah, I just started saying voy just to address the dogs. Because I was so used to having Just Argy, who I'd say, oh, good boy. But Paisley is a girl.

So I was like, fuck it Yeah, so you can't You have to say a good void Yeah, so I was like You know what, let's just simplify this Let's just break this down But then you can call them both voys Yeah, exactly

So now Argy's a voy But he's not a premium boy No, he's a premium toy No, he's a guardian toy No, but he is a premium toy as well If he's a guardian toy He's a premium guardian toy Yeah, but who's the Maritime

Maritime boy No, that's Pays How though? How does Maritime And Argy's an Ipswich Right? He's an Ipswich boy. How, how? Explain. I gotta leave some mystery in it.

Do you know what? I like the fact that my dog's called Gaius. And he's just called Gaius? That's it. There's no like, there's no little... So you never do that thing where you like just, uh, say random shit to your dog? No, because he'll just, it'll just get angry at me and leave. Because he, he's his own being, he's not a toy for people to play with as they like. Okay, dude.

Okay. Can we all do, can we, can we, Just quick, like, extra round for our viewers. Suck my Willie, yo-yo, in the house. Damn. Someone could take that and just really turn it into something good. Can we all do our, um, Sylvester Stallone impressions? Um...

Good to the job. You fucking asshole. Okay, you can do that question now. Right. Let's kind of conclude with this one, then. From a food lighter. Alex, read this for, During each of the remaining questions and discussions in the cast, you must bring up the phrase casually so it fits into the conversation naturally.

You must utter the phrase, I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Not sure what type of grease, mind you. No matter what the discussion is, find a way to make it work. See how long you can say this before they notice. And then let's meet and fight reply to that saying, also say chance would be a fine thing. Thanks for watching this episode of the Jarcast and for supporting us. We'll see you on the next episode.