JAR Media Posdact - Proffessional Qualities (JimJam) - JARCast Episode 267

Episode Date: March 28, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:07 Deeper Thoughts on The Batman (With Spoilers) 38:36 The Adam Project 42:59 The JAR Reddit is having... problems 49:04 An Idiot Barges In 52:20 Back To The Voices (And some bad language :)

Does Alex always have this chair like this? This chair seems really far back. Like, look how bit long, long, look how far away this arm is, you know? Should we make it look professional and official? Yeah, because JAR Media is just a renowned podcast, knowing for its professional qualities. Turn the light on my other. This is not even on either.

Sorry, guys, we're a bit of shit today. Wow! Now we've got light. We are the light of your life. We are everything you are. We are everything you will become. The car started with us and it will end with us. This is the last episode.

Goodbye. Did you give your mouth a little brush brush? Why did you have to put the mic on the floor? So people can see my leg when I go. Well, we want to see more than just your leg, bro. You're going to intro it. This is the intro. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all right, ladies and gentlemen,

this is the Jam major podcast. Today, you're joined by... Woo! Yeah, today you're joined by... Ah! And... Ah! This is the...

This is a... a Jim Jam episode. Yeah, I like that. A Jim Jam episode because one of the member, the member, the kingpin of the cast is a little bit, he's on well. Yet again, he has fallen down with illness. Not just that, he's also giving it to me.

But I gave it to him. Yeah, it's the circle. The circle is complete. And it will end with me. Hakuna Matata. and I'm so this will be might be a bit of a short one today because you know it's been a crazy old week it's been a crazy old weekend and we're all ill it's also two in the morning as we're recording this yeah I haven't slept for like the last

week yeah I haven't slept for at least three days I saw Batman and I was just like you know what I want to be like this guy so I've just been it's not sleeping a week and I've just been trying to get that that nice little edge to add to my yeah on a bit of a bit of mascara. Yeah. I just, you know, I want to be

edgy. Before we, um, go too deep into Batman. Uh, James, can you just

shout out the patrons for me? So this is a big thank, oh my God. Big, big shout out to our page, our lovely little patrons over at Patreon.

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Maybe a bit of tidal. For you so often. Tidal. Tidal. Or, um, or Kanye West's Tidepod or whatever it's called. The steam deck. Yeah, can't hear we're Steam Deck

We're in talks at the minute Yeah, we're trying to get an exclusive Steam Deck app So you go on your Steam Deck You head down You go on the JAR Media app And you get some exclusive content Only

But it's like we've got some little NFT micro transactions in the works We're going to get some sick content for you lads Yeah, absolutely Absolutely I love the way you put it like that And ordinarily we'd make a little joke about like a dirty house or whatever

but um today Alex is well it can't be fucked to do anything so yeah he just he's just he's been playing destiny recently for an upcoming video and he's just addicted spoiler alert spoiler alert he's addicted we can't get him away from the

the goon cave he's entered so he's he's not like ill he's psychologically damaged himself from min-maxing so hard his light level on destiny yeah he's min-maxing and Yeah, there's no way. It's burst his brain, literally.

Like, his eyes are cubic. He's suffering. He's really suffering. Yeah. Do you think that's a real thing where, like, if you do too much maths, you start seeing the world in, like, numbers? Yeah, yeah, no, 100%. Like, look all these genusies, like Einstein.

Uh-huh. And Eisenhower. And, you know, all these actually maniacs. They were all just fucking gooned out of the heads. Yeah. Because it's like, when you're that smart, and you think of fingers on that deeper level there's no peace in your life

because everything is something needs to be sold you have like a duty at that point to figure shit out if you're that intelligent because like people I guess would say Elon Musk is like the equivalent to that now but no he just he just pays for other people

to do it, takes a credit and then goes on a journey to the moon or whatever and gets sucked off by a bunch of he's a capitalist man who's just using the system Meanwhile, Mr. Eisen, you know? Einstein had an apple phone and he was like, oh man, I'm going to get gravity. Yeah, the famous Einstein's story of the apple falling on Einstein's head and Elon Musk inventing gravity.

You know what? Funnily enough, the other day, I googled Albert Einstein young and looked at pictures and thought, if this guy had like died at a younger age he wouldn't be an icon no he had to get to the stage where he was old iconic and like mad scientist Rick and Morty type and then he turns into an an absolute legend

well yeah because before he was just like a normal guy you know what are you saying he didn't see things in numbers well no he no he was obviously a genius and probably came up with a lot of this shit when he was younger but like the you know the crazy image of him with his tongue out that's edited

what do you mean that's fake no that's an iconic crazy image with his tongue out but you know that look with his hair all like and his he's aged yeah when he's an old man

that doesn't give a shit about how he looks yeah that's when he became an icon and that's when he became like a hero to people when he was just a normal guy because he was a genius or because he didn't give a shit

no because he was a genius that didn't give a shit are we not geniuses who don't give a shit? No, we give shits. We give way too many shits. Speak for yourself. I definitely...

You trim your beard? You give a shit. No, I, no, I trim my beard because it's comfortable. No. Yeah, yeah, when it gets to a certain phase, I'm just seeing life through the eyes of a beard. It's not comfortable, but...

So I've got to shave it. You've got to keep it trimmed down. Nah. For maximum efficiency. If I'm going... If I'm going to go for a one, you want streamline. bushy beard, it's just aerodynamic drag.

No, but you have like a style to your beard. Out of efficiency. It's not out of efficiency. No, no, I do, everything in my life is done via, via efficiency. That's bullshit. The way I think is, it's all, it's like

there's a, there's a dog. If that was true, you'd agree with me on the shoe thing. Oh! You fucking phone a spanner in the works now. How do I reply? Yeah. How do you? Well, once you put shoes on, the most efficient thing you can do is not take them off until you are going to sleep.

No. Because it's only efficient if I'm going out again. If I'm going out once, I put my shoes on, I get home. I know I'm not going to go out. One could argue that leaving your shoes on and walking around in your house is less efficient because you're making the carpet dirtier. Exactly. Yeah, precisely. Pardon me.

I do apologise. Look, James, there's certain things we need to discuss. Yeah, shoot, bro, I've got many things to discuss. I've got a brain full of these crazy ideas that the world's not ready for yet. Name one. I need to check if it's been like, you know, there's a patent for it. I'm not letting my genius go to. to benefit someone else.

Okay. You've got to file my patents before I do anything, though. Your patents? Yeah, I've got to talk to my lawyer. Well, should we like retread last episode and ask you what you thought about, man? Yeah, so I went out on the week. So, yes, earlier this week, we decided to go out and we all watched Batman. We went to the cinema.

Great time. And this was my first viewing of the Robert Pattinson Batman. Yes. Yeah, it's a great movie. I fully enjoyed it. It was edgy, but not too far. Yeah. It was obviously like, they basically played the Arkham Games and kind of just based the whole movie base.

Because there's one thing I noticed that in the first scene, all the punch noises mimic exactly how they sound in Arkham games. But later fight scenes don't have that. Do you think they did an ode? an ode to Arkham Yes The way The noises

And the whole sound design Of that First fight In particular Sounded very Archemy And I do Greatly enjoy

That the facts The fact That all the fights Were kind of choreographed To be Arkham Because the way He uses

His grapple To pull them over That's just the Arkham thing It is obviously More grounded Yes But

How Because you You went off last episode, didn't you, about the Dark Night? Yeah, and the Nolan trilogy, because, you know, I'm not the biggest fan of them. I've had some time to, like, think of them, and

they've had time to boil over in society. How does the Batman compare? Oh, it's far greater than all of them, by a pretty huge margin. Because I can re-watch this movie again and I'd probably enjoy it. Even though it's three hours, I could definitely...

I just enjoy watching it again. but the dark night feels like four hours so I don't want to watch it again because it's so boring and you have only seen the dark night once I've seen it twice I just got bored on the second yeah so you haven't like

watched it through twice no yeah yeah I thought this movie captured Batman way better it feels like the Batman I've always wanted yeah like this is the thing that everyone I've talked to about it said is this the Batman that they want because it's just like kind of it's a it's just detective Batman yeah he's doing

detective shit he's being cool and it's grounded and it's not too epic it's not too grand but the movie does let itself down with just going a bit too far in the final half hour I think it's in the nature of any anything based off of a comic book to that it has to have this kind of fucking erratic kind of yeah the the have to be raised to a certain degree. Yeah. Because it's superheroes and super villains. If the super villain

doesn't have like this grand scheme that affects the whole city or whatever comic it is. It's like everything for that movie was great and I just think like pull down as the riddler was great. The riddler is a fucking fucking

freaky guy. Really intimidating, really scary. But also once he gets en masseed, he's like, Like, really, I, I thought he was really not threatening. Yeah. And I think that is understanding the riddler perfectly. Yeah. Because like, again, going back to the Arkham games,

and it's like the same riddler as the animated TV show. The riddler was always like this kind of a laughing stock. Like, he's capable, he's smart and stuff. But it's like he doesn't have any, uh, what's it called? self-awareness I think they captured that really well while keeping it tonally serious and dramatic

yeah I just think going from going from that the case of the individual cases against the corrupt police basically and then having this flooding the city it was just a step too far

and I think they could have toned that down and still made the point across and it could have been more grounded because I get, I think the flood wall, it's a, it's a Gotham thing, it's a well-established thing. So I understand doing that, but it doesn't make sense for the Widdler to, you know, be downtrodden by the system and want to take revenge on all of these caught people to then have all the money to buy 16 trucks, a fill of explosives, to destroy a wall. It's a little bit, it kind of just misses, what it kind of has spent so long establishing.

It is a bit silly But they established that he's like an accountant or something Yes and I've worked in that industry and you can't I can't buy a van You almost had a riddle a moment Yeah That's why I left I was just like I'm so close I need to fucking leave Yeah I just think it was a bit too far

But it doesn't take away from everything prior to it It just could have ended a little bit of other I think it makes the inevitable sequel a bit more excited yeah because they have like the Gotham they show in this movie is this is total spoilers as well I just realized like we're assholes for the spoils there's gonna be spoilers um there has been spoilers yeah warning warning warning warning there has been spoilers um yeah because the gotham they show in this movie is like a shit hole yes and then it it it is a shithole but the same time they use panning shots from New York.

Yeah, they probably did that thing that the Dark Night did where they kind of like scrapped together a bunch of different cities to make it its own landscape. But that doesn't take it away from it because it's like... Well, when you see it on like a ground level, it's a shit hole and it looks like totally dramatic and I think in terms of the city, they nailed it. Yeah, no, they're 100% nail it because it just looks dark,

It looks depressing. It looks like the type of city that would churn out people like the riddler. Yeah, yeah. And then to have by the end of the movie, instead of it being like, oh, the city's in a bit of a better spot now that I've defeated a bad guy.

It's like, no, this city's even shitter now. It's like full of water. Yeah, it's fuck. And it's like... I think that's a really cool place to take it. No, it really is. And I like that this is a Batman that is still shit.

Like, he's not perfect. It's his second unit. to being Batman, he makes mistakes that Elwyn La, being a part of the detective case, that's a fuck-up and that is a step in the way of him solving the case. It's the same with

the way he fights. He gets hit. He's not perfected fighting. I do also just completely jump in the way that his batterang is actually the bat... Yeah, I really like that. Instead of having just loads of little discs,

it's a small detail, but it just shows they've put thought into all the little details yeah all the little things and that's what makes it so fucking good yeah it makes me wonder if like as the trilogy goes on he's gonna get like a more refined bat suit because he his his bat suit is is cool as fuck but it looks like it doesn't look handmade you know yeah it looks grounded in that sense

but there's one thing I don't know to feel about is like his kind of collar you've got like a collar i don't know how i feel about that part of the suit it looks kind of funky it does but i think it kind of works because obviously i like that this batman's being betrayed is kind of he hasn't found why he's being the batman it is just all with vengeance he's just kind of just he's anxious fuck and he just wants to take that and so solving problems and that's obviously what they mean in the ending is that he's found a reason the hope of being the Batman Yeah

And you can tell that of everything It's the way he fight It's like the suit design And his den His den is like a little It's like a fucking little goon cave Yeah He's got a little goon cave

Where he's like watching Catwoman Yeah and it's like The car in the background And they do the panning shots When it's panning over parts of the engine The valves, the cranks The crank And it's like that's so rough

And that's so obviously Not like the high-ta stuff we've seen in the Nolan stuff. Yeah. And it adds so much asphetic to it. The fact that he just drives around on a motorbike, which is obviously the most bat-man-man thing.

A motorbike is like the ideal vehicle to be... Does his motorbike have a little bat ears? No, they're little mirrors on the end. It's just these two little spiky bits on the second watch and slay. Is he just riding around like pretending to be a normal guy with bat ears on his fucking...

Because it's a little cafe racer bike. it's like all the details of that just works so well yeah and the stuff like um the scene they showed off in the trailers where he like jumps off a building yeah and glides down like classic batman thing he uses his cape and glides down and but no in this he's like oh shit I'm on top of this roof he's clearly like scared he's never really done it before and then he starts trying to fucking sort shit yeah he like puts this stuff on he and it's just like a normal wing suit yeah it's like a high tech one obviously so he puts it on really quick but But he puts this shit on, glides down, and then just, like, faceplants.

Yeah. Like, that whole sequence was unplanned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got to fucking do it on the fly. He's just got to get the fucking sort stuff out. And then he crashes. He just hits a bridge. Fuck up.

He fucked up there. And he could fucking really hurt himself. Yeah, he does. And that's good. Like, he's his Batman character. Yeah, it's an awesome detail. Whereas, like, if it was Nolan's Batman, he'd just go to the top and glide down. It'd be fine.

Yeah. which he's done in the third movie yeah and the second one yeah yeah it's way more entertaining I think I think this period in Batman stories is inherently more interesting

yeah I think because the normal thing they go for with Batman movies it's like he learns to be Batman I think I said this exact thing he did he learns to be Batman then he just is Batman and stays

as that yeah like once he's once he becomes comes Batman, then he's the same as he ever will be. You might get new gadgets that get, like... But this Batman is growing. Yeah. I like that it's not an origin story.

It's quite literally just Batman's learning to be Batman. It's a nice, neat place to start the trilogy. I know you haven't seen Spider-Man, the latest one. But they sort of do the same thing with Spider-Man. But I think Batman does it to a way better degree. agree yeah because it's it's like although they they haven't been able to do an origin story again um it's that character like learning the lessons yeah of an origin story but in a way more satisfying way because it's like giving the character an arc instead of them having like

the typical origin story that bit just ends and then it's like a super villain thing for the last two acts or whatever yeah and i do like the villains this movie mainly being riddler and the penguin the penguin's fantastic did not realize it was Colin Farrell yeah I think he's the best performance of the movie yeah so fucking believable that is just like a like a New York style

Brooklyn fucking mob guy yeah yeah perfect as the look perfect yeah one of the best parts of movie I'm glad that he is getting the kind of mini series going on so it'd be nice to explore that character yeah but I don't know what they're gonna do with that yeah but obviously he's gonna be in the next movies

yeah because it's just the iceberg lounge scenes were really cool love that filmed in a wave place near London actually oh really

yeah and I thought the way they reused sets was cool because they'll have Batman go to a location and then he'll go as Bruce Wayne instead

and then he'll go as like Bruce Wayne sneaking in to them like changed into the batsuit like that that shit is cool to see how yeah

it shows how characters react differently to the same person but just not knowing that it is Batman yeah it's just inherently fun like I really liked I think I've heard the criticism from people that

Zoe's catwoman wasn't good enough and that she wasn't advanced in her catwoman phase but I don't think people forget to realize that it's like it's kind of like that first two years because for Zoe's catwoman it's like

days She hasn't been Catwoman She's trying to like escape the city Yeah Her costume being like motorbike ovules And a balacava Really works Yeah yeah

Because if it's early Batman It's got to be early Catwoman too Yeah it has to be And I think people are forgetting that That the world around Batman is also early Yeah Like the Joker's like one year Since they've met

So it's all It's not all perfect Yeah And that's nice Because having all these villains Just be set up Right out of the gate it's just like

it's not always the easiest to kind of have interest in while the Riddle obviously his first murder is the opening scene of the movie so you're instantly being introduced in a natural way to the villain the main villain I do feel that in the beginning

they could have shaved off a little bit of time with the binoculars that kind of didn't really need to be there yeah yeah I think it's meant to highlight the similarities between him and Batman because Batman has that whole bit

where he's like purving on Catwoman for ages Yeah, I do get that But it is, the movie does linger, for sure It does, and whether you like it or not That's like going to be up to you And obviously, you can't get away from the fact That there's the chase scene

Yeah I expected it later in the movie Just from the impression I got from the trailer Weirdly enough, watching it a second time I thought it was going to be later in the movie because it's like the most bombastic thing in the movie it's like this big set piece with massive explosions and shit

and just ridiculous driving that the reveal scene of the van movie was fucking sick because when you can just hear the noise and the lights come on and it's just it's fucking angry it's like a part of Batman

that angst is like perfectly exemplified in the car It's just pure wage, pure anger And the way he just fucking bombs off the Tanguin night He's like revving it I love the reactions of the characters Just like looking at this thing Because can you imagine it being like Dark at night

These lights come on and you hear this like Angry, an angry fucking V-A It is like a madman It is just a fucking Mad Max car It is it's like all the details And all the suspension arms at the back And it's just engine suspension is fucking angry It's huge, it's wide, it's big

black sick yeah it's like if I saw that if at night and I just heard those noises coming from like a fucking corner yeah I fucking one fuck that yeah because it's it's like there's a

of all the engines in the world obviously loads of different designs of engine and all of them come with unique sounds American V8s are angry mad max you think of noise and you think of angry that fucking Batman is so perfect for

for that era of patterns as Batman you couldn't get better. Cafe race a motorbike, really angry muscle car, and they're both used perfectly. Yeah, it's easily the best Batmobile in film. Yes, and it's relatable, because you could make that.

Yeah. You could make that at home. You could just buy a muscle car, engine, boom. Paint it up like, sick. It's like, I swear with all the Batmobiles and all the Batmars,

they always go too far. Yeah. There always these spaceships and armored fucking military. your vehicles, you can't be just a muscle car. It's so fucking cool. Yeah. It fits the bill.

You know? Just like a jagged muscle car. Yeah. With the classic, like, circular jet engine sort of thing of the book. Yeah. A little bit sci-fi, a bit advanced, but it kind of works. Yeah. Yeah, totally. And I heard this when I was talking to sound

about it, they pointed out that like in the beginning of the movie, they introduced Batman by the fear he puts in bad guys. The shadows. People fear the shadows when they see the bat symbol because they're fucking scared of the Batman.

And the penguin doesn't scare the isn't scared of the Batman. Neither is his goons. They're not scared. But the penguin starts to feel squared when he's in that car upside down and Batman's just walking towards him. That's when you see the fear. And that's when the point of Batman is being

put into the penguin. It's a nice detail because I didn't think of it like that. Yeah, and I think when he first sees the car. Yeah, it's fierce. Because there's that shot of him in the rain, and he's just looking at it, like, what the fuck is happening right now? And it's like, but they betray that for you, the dialogue as well, because they call him the freak,

which is directly of Arkham. The music is that like the freak, the bat, the bat freak. And then they get fucked up, and then they're, like, scared. Yeah. That is a really nice detail, because there's threat in bat, in, like, the Nolan trilogy, they never established that. It's just like everyone just sees the battle and it's just like, let's fight him. But people running away proves that Batman's fucking cool as fuck and he's scary.

Yeah, yeah. I like that the cops call him freak and shit as well. Yeah. Because I mean, in real life, like, he's a fucking freak. Yeah, you see a dude walking around like that. Just like some guy who's mega edgy, barely talks and wears a fucking bat suit. And then fucking beats people up. that is freak.

It is freaky. Yeah. Small details. It's the small details. It shows that I think Matt Reeves is the director. Yeah. Actually cares about Batman. Yeah, definitely.

Actually wants to make something Batman that's good, not just for money, but to be good at be good Batman. Yeah. And that's sick. And I like that. No, I find difficult to talk about movies because I'm not like a movie guy. But I feel like I can talk about this because it's so sick. And I like it I'd happily watch it again

I'd happily watch it again And I'm not one to like One of re-watch movies I know That was the surprising thing for me Because it's such a long movie Yeah Like three hours

Like three hours I'm thinking Godfather You know I think Goodfellas Is touching three hours Heat I don't want to watch any of them again

And I fucking love all of them Just because it feels so long Yeah But no I want to watch Batman again Mm-hmm And it'd be a great time To watch it again Damn

I didn't realize You liked it that much i'm gonna be you know this is the thing after when we walked out the cinema i was just like yeah i like that the muscle car's cool but thinking about it has made me like it more so i'm thinking of all the little details it's like and i'm thinking about patinson's performance it's like and i'm loving this more yeah i really i really like i could honestly talk about it for for fucking ages i like patinson is the best batman damn you already said that? Yes. What beats Ben Afflo?

No, no he just, I think it might be, it's hard to say because he embodies that phase of like edgy Batman really well. Yeah. I don't know how he does it, but he just he has the dead look in his eyes of like a of a fucking really edgy, angsty guy. Yeah, I think

just in terms of appearance, the thing I can't get over really is when he's Bruce Wayne, he he's Robert Pattinson kind of has a baby face yeah he looks really young he does he's not so he's actually really fucking old

yeah the dude must be pushing like late 30s yeah he is pushing yeah and that's a thing you see him when he's Bruce Wayne and it's like this dude looks like early 20s yeah which makes sense to his the angst and the edge and the early Batman it lines up there but he's

but I don't think the character is meant to be that young no and Bruce Wayne in my head is like a man Yeah a man But I like that The fact that he hasn't accepted The responsibilities of being a Wayne

And he doesn't care about the family legacy He just cares about being Batman And I like that Alfred has to like Kind of tell him that Yeah There will be nothing if he doesn't sort of shit out Yeah

And I think that's part of Batman's arc in the movie Yeah Because that's what he learns Because I saw a lot of people complaining about the lack of difference between Batman and Bruce Wayne. But I really like how far they pushed that. Yeah. Where he just doesn't give a shit about anything else. What?

It's so perfect for it. Yeah. But it does make you think, like, do you not think people would have cottoned on? This, like, mega billionaire. No, but he's a recluse. That's kind of thing. So it's like, you're not going to seem, so you can't. He's just like this weird, reclusive guy.

Yeah. Which instantly makes you think songs up, but... Well, apparently the character was based off of the lead singer of, um... Nirvana? Yeah. I can see it. Kurt Cobain. Yeah.

Yeah, it does have... It does, it does have... Kirk Cobain vibes. Obviously, they used the Nirvana song. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Matt Reeves said... the character is based off of like the interpretation of the character

is using elements of Kurt Cobain it makes sense why Patterson fits so well yeah I do generally love Patterson I want to see more I think he's just a great actor now no he straight up is like he just rebound is so hard

he has a quality that no some actors don't have because he doesn't and I think he had to do Twilight he had to be cringe to be based Yeah, out of the gate He was the fucking in the cringest movies ever Yeah, Harry Potter 4 When the series started becoming cringe

Twilight And he didn't give a fucking shit at that time He was just like, I'm cringe, I'm getting paid I'm being cringe, fuck it This is my cringe period That's that That's why he's such He's so good now

Is that He has like, he doesn't care about the Hollywood Like clique group He seems to just be this guy who's like he's a little bit weird in real life so he's just like doesn't care about the whole Hollywood shit and interviews him or not

and that kind of makes him a much better and it makes him a lot better for this role. Yeah it does because like having a Marvel type actor I don't think would work for Batman ever. It wouldn't. Not edgy enough. No

not like sad enough yeah. You need to have suffered in your life like Pattinson did for the years he was making Twilight movies to be able to display like the the anguish the Batman feels at all times it's like that look in those eyes don't he doesn't come overnight method acting he's just like bringing back the memories of working on this film do you have anything to bring up before um I don't know like are we doing Reddit?

it on the so Batman's great you should definitely go watch it if we haven't spoiled it for you ready go watch it even if we have spoiled it it's like most of the people I know have seen it again everyone I've talked to about it said oh I've seen it again or I'd happily watch it again yeah that's a good ass sign yeah if if you can watch a movie and want to watch it again that is the perfect movie yeah mad max it's a perfect type of movie yeah yeah And it helps that I already love the character of Batman so much. Yeah. Because I'm the asshole that saw Zach Snyder's Justice League and was like,

this is trash, but like seeing Batman do shit is kind of cool. Yeah. Because like they're not even like Batman scenes. He's like running around with a gun and shit. But just because it's Batman like shooting aliens or whatever or Batman like in BBS, Batman punching guys. It's like, well, I got my fix. I don't give a shit.

There's something cathartic about... About Batman beating people up. Yeah. Not even people. Aliens. Anything that moves. I don't give a shit. Just show me Batman moving around.

I'm happy for like a month. Go watch it. Just go watch it's a great movie. We can't even do a video on it now because you've talked about it a fair bit. Yeah. Go watch it. Watch it.

Let's just do like 10 videos on it. Yeah, fuck it. This is the Batman era. You've got Marvel. No, you're fucking getting Batman. Yeah. The DC era. This could actually be the start of a really good year of DC.

Yeah, it's a shame they fucks it so hard already. Because they can't do a cinematic universe anymore. I don't want a cinematic universe. I want Batman. Yeah. And again, I'm going to get Batman. The thing is with this shit, because like, I feel like I've been conditioned now where, Robert Downey Jr. was Ironman for like 60 years or whatever.

Like, I'm conditioned now to think, right, how can they milk as much Batman out of Robert Pattinson's cock as they possibly can? Surely you're not, man. That man's got loads to pump out. Yeah, I believe he does. But like, the thing is you can do something so much that it loses what it was. That's why I'm worried that this might be just one perfect, great movie. I don't think there's any chance that, oh, you mean what if the next one's shit? Yeah. Yeah.

But Patton's too good. Yeah. And also, I think if the director stays on, he clearly has a passion for the character. But this is the thing in my head, I'm like, right. So they're going to do three Batman films and then they're going to do like another Superman film and they're going to like make this shit work with this Batman and they're going to have. No, you can't cross that Superman and that Batman. No, a new Superman.

no just don't cross but have Batman in his own little fucking area with his own villains none of this fucking superwoman woman it's actually I think from the get go

DC has a way harder like just to make Batman work with any other character it's really difficult yeah because they all fuck they actually are superheroes

they were actually fucked up they were actually just not human Batman is human and he says he just fucks people look yeah and the people he's fighting besides killer quok but like a standalone batman movie the stakes have to be so much lower for it to be entertaining whereas like marvel has had that power creep constantly yeah he's just in white out fucking half the universe whatever yeah yeah and but like in the in shang chie which i

watched recently um like the the new thing in that is like if they don't beat the bad guys these aliens are going to like eat everyone's soul like the whole universe or some shit and then you've got the in this one movie like there's a threat that's just blind out of proportion then there's the eternals where the threat is like planet eaters all across the universe that just consume yeah it's like where the fuck does it end you can't everyone knows power creep never ends and this was the problem with the comics books because it was like yeah you had phanos in phanos and then phanos was being by squirrel girl you got to be grounded and you've got to stay true to that grounded nature

yeah i wouldn't even say it's about being grounded it's about like just deciding enough enough yeah yeah like you need to stop because it just can't keep going yeah it gets so fucking stupid you release just trash films like the eternals don't say okay what's better at batman or the eternals oh that's a stupid question that's batman every day of the other the week. Okay.

Batman versus Red Noticed. That's a different story. That's going too far. Clash of the Titans. I started watching the new Ryan Reynolds movie. Oh, the Adam Project. Time Travel one. Adam Project?

Yes. Have you seen any of it? No. Fuck me. Fuck me. So the plot is Adam Sandler or whatever his fucking name is. Adam Sandler. Goes back and meets he.

Yeah, Ryan Reynolds goes back and meets. young Ryan Reynolds. So they have this kid actor who's written exactly like Ryan Reynolds. Can we make this clear kid actors don't fucking do it? Don't do it.

Well yeah. Just leave kids out of the Hollywood clique. Don't abuse them when they're young. Don't put them in movies. Don't force them to be Ryan Reynolds. We don't need any more Ryan Reynolds. The world's fucking swollen with Ryan Reynolds already.

One is too much. any more half of Ryan Reynolds is too much one Ryan Reynolds that's fucking an obscene amount of Ryan Reynolds and then to to just make this little kid Ryan Reynolds as well it's the most fucking insufferable shit

I've ever watched how bad huh it's genuinely so bad like I it starts off with this kid like interacting with bullies and he's he's

he's saying I wonder if for the movie they had Ryan Reynolds like act the scene out and then just had the kid copy him which I mean if they didn't do that it's big compliments to the kid

because he just is Ryan Reynolds as a kid and it's an insult to Ryan Reynolds because a kid can act as a same as yeah you're literally like acting at the capability of a fucking two year old or her old this kid is is it is it worthy enough to be a jar with you i don't know yet i'm only like 20 minutes in

there was that whole drama with yms right yes but i i could confidently review this whole movie right now based on the 20 minutes i've seen maybe longer half an hour let's say and give it a seven out of ten on to that yms drama actually I completely agree with him. With Wormass. Yeah. You don't need to finish a movie to give it a review. Well, especially if you say...

You didn't finish it. Yeah, if you say you didn't finish it and you say why you didn't finish it. That's a review. You're not finishing something is a very big factor into the quality of the movie for you. And that's a huge part of the review. Because a review isn't a science. It's just like... Your opinion.

Your thought. and what you took away from a piece of media so to then go and like it's it's it's it's these uh these types that believe in like this objective good and objective bad movies and games and whatever yeah that shit isn't real yeah there's no objectivity in media yeah what what what to me what a reviewer is for is like if you like if you if you If you agree with the opinions of a reviewer, you know that when that person reviews something, you're going to be in line with that reviewer.

You can also, you don't necessarily even have to agree. You just watch enough of their content to figure out what they're into, what types of things resonate with them and what types of things don't. And then if they say a certain thing is good and give their reasons, you can see,

oh, he didn't like this, this and this, but that's actually something I kind of like from a movie. So maybe I should check it out. Yeah. That, to me, is the purpose of a review. Not to see the number at the end and be like, oh, this is better than this, which means this one over here is the superior piece of art. It's like, no, fuck off. Precisely.

Yes, quite, sir. Yes, quite. It's like when I say wed notice is good, you should know that I just like Fast and Furious. Like, that's it. That's all you need to know about why I like Red Notice. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, let's head over to the Reddit to answer some questions. Oh, there is none. Bye-bye. No, have you actually noticed... Have you noticed on the Jarmuja Reddit there's been like... The Jarm Media Reddit is fucked.

Is it? I haven't seen it for a minute. It's been pushed to the mainstream so much where, like, we don't even know what it is anymore. It's just whatever the fuck is it is on that day. because it's gaining followers and members really quickly

it's going up regularly but it's like it's just all memes now it's been pushed into the mainstream completely it's just a shit post to edit no that's bad news

it's kind of funny though it is funny that we've been pushed into the mainstream in this way but it's bad news that we're meant to be like indie yeah we're supposed to be indie sleaze yeah indie sleaze And now we're not indie

Yeah, now we're mainstream I guess now we have to do With You on Wed Notice And Adam Project Yeah The people actually need to know For whether they need to go check out Yeah

Is it gonna be the next movie To like blow up Netflix though This is the most fucking streamed one yet All they have to do is slap Ryan Reynolds On the front He doesn't even have to be in it Just like edit together All of his jokes

All the same jokes he says And everything he's in Oh my God, no no imagine, you know, like, last year, Bruce Willis is in nine movies. Yeah. Direct to TV. Yeah, yeah. So, if Bruce Willis has hit the level where he's just being basically freely printed onto movies, stars in movies, to shit them out.

Is there going to be a stage in the future where the nostalgia of Ryan Reynolds now would mean that he's put on every straight to TV movie in 20 years? Um, I think Ryan Reynolds. gives too much of a shit. Bruce Willis stopped caring like 10 years ago. No, no, no, I disagree. Ryan Menel's cannot give a shit if he's appearing in the movies this shit. No, I don't think he's capable of more.

That's, this is... Well, no, that's the worst bit. He is capable of more. I know he is. What do you know he is? This is why I'm so frustrated with the guy. Because, no, I truly believe he could be a great actor.

What, okay, give me premise. What type of character would he play where he could be good? No, no, because you know what? Back in the day, I had Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosley, like in the same spot. Both just pretty boy, like, lead actors. Hmm. But then Ryan Gosling was like, you know what? I'm going to do challenging things.

Like, no, you're going to have to, wine, okay, what's more? Like, drive. That wasn't challenging. No, that movie's fucking actually good and weird. It is good and weird, but I wouldn't say it's a challenging, in an actor's point of view, but I think it, he plays like a total creep. Oh, yeah, now think about it, he does. He's really fucking weird and uncomfortable to watch in that movie. Yeah, and then did Blade Runner.

Yeah, Blade Runner. He did La La Land, yeah. It's like this kind of shit that's interesting. And, yeah, yeah, different and not just, oh, I'm going to wear, um, brown khakis and going to in the jungle so you're saying that Ryan Reynolds can pull off

I don't think he can pull up pull off like on a weird art house like those movies they're not that I think he could

but he's he's too happy like being typecast into being I don't I could I can't

I think it's a different kind of movie for Ryan Reynolds I think it needs to be something but I think he could be capable of doing

something with heart but bro do you not think a free guy was heart free guy yeah that is that was my manor's heart on shoulder if yeah that's the thing if that's all he has to offer in terms of heart then no he doesn't he doesn't that's what i think i think that's his heart he's not he's not built like wine gosling i think he's just a bit too nice you think he's too nice

no because what like you just said wine gosling and jivers of creep i don't think wine got um why Who are we on about? Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds does not have it to be a creep. It takes a specific kind of person to be a creepic. No, but he tried to. He tried to do that. In what?

In The Voices. What's this? It's a movie called The Voices where he plays like a serial killer that talks to his pets. And the pets have like voices. And they talk to him. And it's fucking shit. It's one of the shittest films I've ever seen.

And it's like, Let's go on letterboxed. Yeah, go on letterbox and see what Wine Medal's, like, movies. Because he's been in RYPD. Yeah, that movie is something special. That is a beautiful movie. Ryan Reynolds. Okay, let's see.

So his best film is legitimately Deadpool. And that's why he's typecast in every movie film. so he's had some beautiful numbers literally a quarter of this stuff is shit all of it is shit he was in a selfless with

with ben kingsley I have no idea who that is Ben Kingsley played Gandhi very famous actor I have no idea who that is He was in Safe House with Danzaa Washington. Shit film. Oh, shit.

Oh, no. Don't walk in this one. Don't ruin our episode. Oh, you took my mind, though. Of course he did. Can I have a little camera? No. Go for it.

Yeah, come sit down. We're just going through Ryan Reynolds movies at the minute. Oh, I wanted to ask you at a son. Yeah? Yeah, most of him. Hang on, I'll move Sandy. Just a fucked observation. Oh no, her tail's stuck.

Get her out. Get her out. God, jeez. You've had a relevation. I've had a kind of a discovery, right? Not a good one either. I really kind of messed up one. Um...

So I forgot about the word coochie. Oh yeah. Not a word until... Is this why you're famous? What do you mean? Yes, James. Go into detail. No, um... No, um...

No, just a gross revelation I've discovered. Yeah, Koochee. Yeah. Coochee. Um, do you think it's messed up that you say Koochikoo to babies? You know, when the... I've never said that to babies, bro.

Do you not think that's fucked up? Um... No, because, no, Koochee only became... I thought it was Gucci. Gucci Gucci, Gucci is the clothing. Cucci only became like a thing for Pussy within the last like a few years. I just searched the etymology of it

and apparently it comes from like 1890 or something. There was some... Coochie song or some shit. Yeah. What about pussy? It was like it gradually turned into meaning. Vagina. Pugia.

I thought those words were banned, anyway. Should we have the coochie arc on Joe instead of pussy? Oh, cochy! Well, I was thinking, until today, I'd never uttered the word coochie, because this is fuck. It's fucked. No, I've never said it either, because it's like, why? Why would you use the word coochie? I think it's really American.

Yeah, and it's very discord. It's the type of thing of discord, I would talk, say. But, like... How does someone say... How does someone say it, like... Normally, seriously. Like, they're trying to be, like, trying to describe a koochie. Are you talking about, like, the way someone dirty talks?

How someone uses, like, koochie or pussy. But, like, Koochee would never be in the repertoire if you're trying it. I'm sure it is for some people. Some people are actually using Kucci. Give me that Kucci. Pass over the koochie, will you? And on that note, I'm gone. Why are you taking Sandy?

Why are you taking Sam? What the fuck? Man down. Why do I look so red? Why do I look so red? Am I sunburn? No, you're fine. Guys, I'm burning up.

The cootie's making me warming me up. I was looking for the voices, right? You were. Oh, there is. Yeah, the voice. The voices is shit. A mentally unheeled and factory worker must decide whether to listen to his talking cat and become a killer or follow his dog's advice to keep striving for normalcy.

I listen to the cat. Quite funny movie. It's kind of like a crazy quirky take on murder. Yeah, but it's Ryan Wendell's he can't kill people. But I'm telling you right now. Yeah. Go on to IMDB. whatever letterbox

look at Ryan Reynolds history right his discography yeah his discography films and try and find a movie that's good red notice

red notice is up there red notice is legitimately one of the best Ryan Reynolds movies that's his legacy yeah we're getting two fucking sequels boy really you ever get we've noticed

two and three how many people are going to dive for those movies to exist oh no the whole crew is going to be it's just a squid game of yeah yeah

I can't believe Alex just honestly walked in and added that that little fucking the Cucci bit yeah what are your thoughts on Coochie my thoughts on Coochie is in the word Coochie

or actual Coochie no the word Coochie Coochie um I think it's cringed as fuck Cucci Yeah the thing Nothing

works like cock Cork or dick Like penis words Just work Like immediately Yeah They're so like They're funny

They can be cool Like when I say cock You think of a penis Right But if I say The chicken Was with a cock You think of a cool

Like bird no I think like words like cock it's like oh cock you've just fucked up it has cold for meanings it's not like an old coochie yeah

that doesn't yeah pussy is only ever used as like to be mean to a thing to say oh that's bad yeah your pussy man you pussy to be a dick is bad

but a dick is a totally different thing from a pussy yeah totally different thing a dick a dick is almost the opposite I'd call someone a dick

this this this could be some sort of internalized misogyny oh shoot bro this is the charm is your podcast exactly you call someone a dick

it's kind of a word used to insult someone on their overconfidence and like yeah yeah straight up is and

and and and and the you know that guy's a fucking dick it's not because he's a coward oh but then cunk gets involved Cunters is a totally different beast.

I wouldn't... I think a cunt is just a really shit person. But not a pussy. A cunt... Whereas you call someone a cock and you call someone a dick. I'd say they're pretty similar. Almost interchangeable. Yeah, no, yeah, they are.

But you call someone a cunt. Totally different things calling someone a pussy. Yeah. Nobody really actually uses pussy as an actual windsor. like if someone is actually being a pussy you're not just like oh you're pussy because it's kind of like a jokey type thing you do if you're your mates

oh Jamie won't deadlift 120 pounds he's a pussy I totally would deadlift 630 pounds I would do 180 no problem I don't even know how much weight that is I can't imagine it because I don't know pounds yeah I don't either but yeah I mean

the things I'm saying pussy cunt cock dick dick they're all different and they're all okay. And penis is like even it's like lower down it's like when you call something a penis it's always joking

yeah you fucking penis yeah so it's like a bit of a lad one yeah like if if you say that to someone they can't really truly get insulted but you say you fucking cock that that's like you fucking what mate

after you call someone but you call someone a penis everyone's laughing exactly and you call someone a pussy and everyone's laughing Yeah, so pussy equals penis, cock, dick equals cunt. I'd say cunt is above cock and peat, cock and dick. Pussy and penis are at the bottom, right?

Pussy, no, pussy, yeah, pussy penis. Pussy and penis are at the bottom. Cock, a dick, and cunt at the top. No, cock and dick are in the middle, then cunts at the top, I'd say. Okay, they're worse than cunt. Cunt, um. there isn't there isn't well there's there's racial slows they're not related to the genitalia they don't matter

I thought we're just going for all like no this is all genitalia related okay what other ones even are there there's none it's like asshole asshole I'd say equivalent cock and dick I'd say it's lower it's like in between cock and dick and yeah that's true actually it's above pussy and penis asshole is above pussy and penis. Yeah. Then it's dick cock. Then it's cunt. And it's like

cunt there's a really English thing. Yeah, cunt is very English. Yeah, because it's like I don't... Do Americans ever use that as an insult to someone? Because it's like in America they use arseaw. Oh, you fucking asshole. When it is here, it's like your cunt. That actually, that

hurts. Being called a cunt like that is actually just really hurtful. Yeah. Nobody wants to be called like a proper cunt. You're a cunt. See how horrible that is? Proper cunt. Yeah, it's like if someone's saying that about you behind your back. Yeah.

Walk out. You can't actually ever associate with them again. You fucked up. Yeah. But why is that? Why is that? Why is things worked out that way? How can pussy be so harmless yet cunt is this fierce beast?

I don't know. because it's kind of like it's kind of boiled in the the realms of school that's when cunt started that's when it's seizure set within people but why is that made it

a beast I don't understand I don't know why is it because it's so like taboo to originally I feel like it's way less taboo to say cunt than when we were younger

like everyone's saying cunt now but it still holds the power from an era when it was used less used less I don't know what's your opinion stranger

we want your opinion on penises pussy dicks cocks assholes assholes cunts we want your opinion all of them do like a tier list ranking thing where not in terms of best to worse but like most powerful

least powerful but we need reasons why We need to understand why Cunt is powerful It's like if you know If Batman walks up and someone calls him a cunt Man Batman's walking off He ain't getting involved

He's just been called a cunt Yeah Ryan Reynolds gets called a cunt He's not even going to quit Yeah He's just going to be a bit upset Exactly Cunt is powerful And people mind

Some people don't understand Why it is so powerful If we have any trained doctors that watch the cast please let us know why cunt is so powerful psychiatrists wouldn't we need a psychiatrist? Yeah, a psychiatrist or psychologist

Yeah, a psychologist Psychologist You know what, I don't think I have anything more to say this episode We're a bit ill I'm quite ill I'm more ill than I thought I'm feeling about it's starting Yeah

This is why I'm going to shit myself. This is why, ladies and gentlemen, you should have your apples and your bananas and your vitamins. Yes, especially your vitamins. In fact, don't eat fruit. Just eat vitamins. Just eat, buy the wine gum vitamins and then eat the whole bag you want to have.

Is that actually dangerous? Yeah. Yeah, because it's like one... Because it'd be so healthy. Because one vitamin, one of those little gummy vitamins has every vitamin you need in the day. Like your 100% dosage. So if you eat... So if you step outside after you've eaten...

one and you get a bit of extra vitamin D, you just fucking fry. Spontaneous combustion which is vitamin D overdosed. No, but if you were to eat 60 of those, which is a big pack, 60 times your daily limits of vitamins, you will be physically ill.

Why not just eat a whole bag on the first day of the year carry you through the year? What is it, eat 316? Yeah. You'd actually die. 100% if you eat 300,000, if you eat 300,

160 vitamins in one sitting you will die 100%. It's only one way to find out new jar challenge the vitamin gummy challenge swiftly followed by the shit challenge It'd be the fucking puke challenge

The puke piss and shit challenge Woo There you go I think that's enough for today Fuck. Get up to do the doughs real quick.