JAR Media Posdact - Puss in Book - JARCAST Episode 152

Episode Date: February 4, 2019

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Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night. Speak up, Jesus Christ. Welcome to this episode of the John Radio podcast. What? Game on. Today, I'm joined by the good old-fashioned Singapore rice vermicelli. We've got Hong Kong-style chicken pawn balls to my right, and today you are joined by prawn crackers.

Welcome to the show. episode 152 how are we doing Singapore Vice Firmichelli and Hong Kong style Terribles Well okay Why are you doing

Terrible Reasons You're gonna have to elaborate into that bit more Before we Get distracted Let's just give our thanks to our supporters over on Patreon

The host supposed to fucking do This colossal fuck up over here The Patreon's over at Patreon Yeah, you said that the other week I didn't even bother correcting you because I just leave, I just let the comments The Patreon's over at Patreon Yeah, lol, nice

Patrons Yeah The Patrions, no, the patrons from Patreon Who is Patreon Are you on it doesn't matter Big thank yous That's how we get the show

That's what we use To constantly improve the jarcast Get it on iTunes, get it on Spotify You can listen to us chatting about nibbergrinch while you're strolling through Tesco getting your Do you think that's racist James? Your cheeky

Coke? Yeah, you're Rice Vermichelli, perhaps. Do you believe that's racist James? What? Nibber Grinch. No, not really. Okay. Why did you ask me specifically of that? Because you went here on the episode we recorded because of the one you ruined.

Let's get this clear. I did not burn it. I never knew of the existence of the second purple cable so every time I've set this up I've never seen the second purple cable except last week when suddenly I know the truth I know the truth I think the fans know the truth as well

the fans know the truth because you told them lies because that's what you do. What lies did we do? Did you listen to that episode? If I do anything you will lie about it to everyone. That's your thing. No no no it's not true I'm I'm the escape of what happened good job. No, let's tell the truth of what actually happened there.

No, but with James here, because these are the facts that you cannot deny. You came up here first. I did. You turned the lights on, which is what you said you'd done. And you said you'd plug the mics. You'd flick the switch and then you plugged the mic in. The wrong mic in. Okay, so when I went there, I kneeled down.

I pulled out the green and red because they were in, I was, just red was in number one. So I pulled out. I found the purple cable on the floor, which, as I said, I thought was the only. only purple cable we have because I've never ever seen the second purple cable so I plugged it in as I do every week because that's what I do while you were looking at your phone yeah no while I was looking at the floor at the cable was plugged in the green and the red and it was fine I didn't know because I didn't know the existence of this purple cable anyway anyway yeah Jim take it away please well

We just watched a Shrek forever after Oh, Jim Shane Dawson knocking it out of the park in that one Cool

Not emotional I thought it was pretty good I liked the The way they switchooed The stereotypical characters Okay no, look That was just a joke We did watch the movie

But nobody wants to fucking hear about Shrek forever after Shrek, as I say, is probably one of the worst animated movies Let's talk about something that came to light today while we were walking through the crispy snow land. The jungle. Maybe we should actually start by saying that it's actually...

We are, England is in the middle of a meltdown because there's been a bit of snow. Every year. One day of snow. So the whole world, the whole of England just ends. It's always a disaster. Everyone can't go to work. You know, it just makes us look pathetic.

All of this is secondary information. The information that we want to get to is how, a couple of episodes ago James talked about poo-poo fingers and how people didn't wash their hands and stuff Oh no you're not At the toilet yeah

We're not talking about this We're having a conversation today And um It turns out At some point James has literally drank piss From a urinal It was weird

Because we were just walking along James just blurted out Have you guys ever drank urine I have Like as if it's been on his chest for a long time and he just needed to tell us let's start

but your reaction though was like oh shit I shouldn't have said that yeah and you went no I didn't really do that I haven't done that really no I didn't do that I'm really convincing let's start with the actual conversation Jim was walking on behind me

and it was just like James have you ever eaten dog poo you just started asking me really weird questions about poo so what am I going to talk about I'm gonna make this bullshit up about how I drank urine. No, Alex, if I asked you right now, have you ever drank dog piss? Would you say, like, just...

Would you say, no, but I've drank human piss, which is exactly what James said. And it's well known. It would be more clear, though, if I was joking. It was a stone-faced truth. There was a sort of flicker in his voice that gave away that he was being racist. Yeah, it was like a slip of the tongue, a Freudian slip, yeah.

Why would I drink piss? Everyone's into what they're into. It's not an issue. At what point am I ever into eating drinking piss? You said it, and then you're like, I said, when have you ever drunk human urine? And then he said, in the urinal. So, it's shit posting, Alex.

That's what we did that entire walk. No, he didn't. We talked about serious subjects. No, we didn't. Jim was asking me if I've... If I lick a dog pussy. You know, this is a serious subject. I did not ask that.

That is fucking disgusting. You asked me how much money I take to stick my willie in snow. And then Alex... That's funny, though, because Alex made a pussy at snow. And then Argy just went fucking full throttle. It's pounding his face right down there. He shoved his face right into the snow pussy. Yeah.

Speaking of Pussy Pussin book is sponsoring this episode Yeah, thank you to Pussin' book Pussin' book on Netflix is the new Puss in Boots, DreamWorks, interactive adventure They're sponsoring this episode We just want to say, go play it right now Give it a go

The animation, this is away from the sponsorship right now With the animation? God damn amazing. Like, I wouldn't be saying... I would be saying this even if he weren't sponsored by Pussin book. But it's genuinely really impressive. No, it's genuine... And like the branching path lines and stuff?

Yeah, you think, uh, life is strange is really well written and graphically impeccable. Life is strange is fantastic. It's not. Shut the fuck up, but whatever. I can't say that, Jim. Not when there's a song written by that guy who did. some songs to wear dead one. What?

Shut up, Jim. No, for real, though. Puss and boots. No, put some books. Sorry. It's sweet as fuck, no. It's pretty cool. Like, being real. I'd be saying that even if we weren't sponsored by him, but. But we are sponsored by him, so we might be lying. Sorry, we're sellouts, finally.

Yep. We've solden out to DreamWorks, at least if we're going to sell out to anyone it's for a company by respect cross sponsorship we weren't sponsored to say this but Kung Fu Panda holy fuck it do you know how I

the last few years I feel like I've I've been insane genuinely I thought I was living in my own little universe which I mostly I mostly am aside from when it comes to Dreamworks I've been talking about go back so many episodes

way back in the flat There was like a random episode where I was like Kung Fu Panda 2 is awesome And you're all like nah you little you little nibb a Grinch Get out of you The trailer for Kung Fu Panda 1 was embarrassingly bad The trailer for all DreamWorks movies are fucking bad No for real though

This looked like Worse than average fucking Dreamworks It's how they get the little three-year-olds to come in And see the funny panda say awesome Panda 1 is like, hey, you know? Kungu Panda 1 is good as well. Kung Fu Panda 1, I was like, okay, pretty neat, pretty sweet. Mm-hmm.

What a feat. And then we just sit down and watch Kung Fu Panda 2 yesterday. And the emotions are just... Genuinely, not even joking, the emotions. The emotions, they... They, they, it's like they, they, they, they, they were making a movie and they just had the emotions, like, crank, and they just went, chich-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-to- fucking max. You know, I've been thinking about up in my rating on Letterbox to a four and a half. I wouldn't even blame you, because there were, like, four parts in the movie where I was like, it wasn't cheap, though, it was earned.

It was earned within the context of the film, you know, and then the music is like, the tears are covering your, you know, your whole eyes, you can't even see the gorgeous animation. I'm not taking it over with you seriously. No, this one time I'm being serious. One time in your entire life, Alex. You can only... Why would you not take us seriously? It's Confu Panda, too.

That's exactly what I thought before I watched these two movies. This is my grand theory, the DreamWorks bias. People think DreamWorks is bad, lame. They see the stupid name like Kung Fu Panda. They think, oh, that's dumb. And then, you know, They're like, oh, that's no Toy Story 2 when actually...

It's fucking better than Toy Story 2. It's better than every Pixar. Yeah, it's the best animated movie. You were not getting emotional over Confu Panda 2. I was getting emotional over Kung Fu Panda 2. Oh my God, James.

You just... I'm not going to spoil it. No, I am... To all the listeners. Is that the one there's a... Gary Oldman is in it. The bad guy goes to the main. base of the good guys or some shit

that's the first one yeah that's the first one that one was shit right which one is where he has to find his dad the third one that one shit see I'm seeing the best one the second one there's a villain who's sort of a peacock

sort of he straight up is a peacock and he's voiced by Gary Oldman yeah and it's about fucking you know Poe finding his in a piece of is there a scene where he's training he trains in all three of them like in the mountains was that three probably three I can't remember well whatever one that was it was bad it was really bad you just said Shrek forever after was really good no I suck on

these I just think all of these movies are bad because I've never laughed at them but SpongeBob the movie gave general genuine laughs that was funny And I can't say Kung Fu Panda's good when that movie was so good. Yeah, but there's more to an animated movie than funny. It can also just be a good movie as well. Which Confu Panda isn't. God damn it, James. You're making me angry.

Also, it's not Kung Fu, it's Kung Fu. Kong Kong Kong. Hong Kong-Tong Kong-y. Fucking King Kong Fu. King Kung Fu would be a better movie. if every scene was just actually animated like a realistic gorilla from King Kong it would make the movie

so fucking great he's not a gorilla he's a panda he's not a monkey he's a bear a kung fu so thanks to DreamWorks for sponsoring us with a pussy in boot book yeah and Kung Fu Panda too now I guess

honestly DreamWorks if you want to sponsor us more please I mean no joke I'm almost definitely the biggest DreamWorks fan who's over the age of 12 in the world genuine respect no one was saying no one was saying Madagascar 2 and 3 are any good until I start fucking doing it because no one wanted to give it a chance even fucking

Rubin loves Madagascar 2 yeah but he relates so hard to one of the characters so of course he will which character Melman why Melman Melman, yeah. Why Melman? Reasons. What? Reasons. For those who don't know,

whenever I say reasons, it's something I learnt from James. Oh, you're pinning the blade, I'm the escapegoat again, aren't I? No, Jim, back me up here. This is an actual, like, Jamesism. It's the thing people do. Over the years.

But James does it more. than the average... Over the years, whenever James was caught into a corner and he didn't want to say whatever the answer to a question was, he'd just say, like, if I was like, why do you love whacking off eight times a day? Reasons? It's like an instant out of anything.

Yeah. So to be honest, what else am I doing? You've got two people who think they're hyper-intellectuals about everything, are good with you about everything because they think they're why. What am I supposed to do? Who's the two hyper-intellectuals? We've been an Alex. It's like they'd argue about everything because they think they were white.

About what? What are you talking about? Everything. We literally argued about everything. If there was music that I liked... You're talking like... A while ago. Yeah.

And of course, why wouldn't I use reasons? It gets both of you to just shut up. So of course I'm going to use reasons. No, you instigated a lot of it. You're not like the ultimate force that's like playing... No, because I did something cringgy because I was young and I liked something. and both of you pounce on me, like I'm a, I'm pray. That's what you did.

Oh, James posted like something cringy on Facebook, so let's fucking argue with him about it. That's what you and Reuben did all the time. We all did that to everyone. No, Ruben did it to me with them liking that Spider-Man song. No. Now look at him. If there's a chart, if there's a chart of who's done it most,

I've been the biggest victim all the time. Both you and even used to always do it. I never, I never called any of you out for your cringy shit That's not true at all. That's not true at all. Okay, when do I ever do that? Um, you make fun of my car, you make fun of my Lego, you make fun of my job, you make fun of every aspect of my life, my dog. Literally everything in my life.

No, I don't, I don't mock your job. You were just mocking our Dreamworks appreciation. That's because I think you're meming. We're not fucking meming. I can't take that seriously. I don't mock... Dreamworks bias. Then you're...

You are a culprit of toxic masculinity. Uh-huh. No, that people say it's not real thing. That is called Woban. If you were here, he'd roundhouse kick you in the nuts. That would be a toxicly masculine thing to do. Exactly. Maybe James was right all along.

James is the most toxic masculine out of us three. No. Okay, then why didn't you like Kung Fu Panda? Because, no, he said earlier, he said, because it's a kid's animated movie, implying that that makes it bad. Inherently. Did you completely missed the point of the SpongeBob movie? Oh no, stop. Stop. This was on the

dog walk where we were shit talking. No, that was a... No. No, I wasn't. No. That was me trying to bait both of you. Bullshit. No, that's another thing you always used to do. You would bring up some bullshit argument. No. There was a really bad opinion. Like a shit take.

That was very specifically bait, because I literally like animated movies. So if I'm saying animated movies for kids, I'm calling yourself up a kid. You've cried Wolf too many times with the bait. So with you? Me? I like animated movies. I never call bait on bait?

Yes, you do. I've never pulled that trick. Why would I ever say anything animated is for children? My favorite thing... Alex, my favorite thing is Initial D. Come on. I can't say that. Only man children like Initial D. And then I'm a man child. But, I mean, I love stepbrothers, so...

Your toxic masculinity points are increasing, whereas James' are decreasing. How's mine increasing? Because I like stepbrothers so much. Because you just called James a manchild. And James admitted to being a manchild. I'm a man child. I don't think there's anything wrong with being a man child.

Well, there is. Well, it depends what level you are. If you are... John C. Riley... If you were ruining your life by your man-child decisions You know, it's actively ruining every element of your life I'm not ruining mine with my decisions

There you go You're a Proactive man-child I'm a proactive and A member of society Did you actually have any of us have any real topics to bring up in this first half? Of course! Of course I always have a topic piss we got that over with

James drinking urine Argy face fucking the pussy ice and pus in book Puss and book Puss in book Hey

Puss in book Sorry Puss in book Well not much has happened over the last week Besides I got attacked Um Oh yeah Did it finally settle which dog is superior

Yes. Why? No, give some context, James, as to what we're talking about. No, I'll report my dog as a dangerous dog, so I can't do that. No one's gonna report your dog. You underestimate people, Alex. See, I'm always on the edge. No one would have had that idea until you said it.

Yeah. Exactly, so we're not gonna talk about it, because he's not, he's not dangerous. So, what is that mark on your hand? They can already put together now based on the information. For a real though, Alex bit James's hand. Exactly. I blamed it on Gaius, James' dog. To get out of being arrested.

Because you're harsh. You saw him today and he was lovely. He was nice. He's a lovely dog. Besides, he actually bit Alex's foot because I was just kicking the snow. Yeah. Who's a better dog, argue, Gaius? It's a stupid argument because your own dog is always the best dog.

Because it's your dog. Unless we've even known a dog, because literally it would be the worst dog in the world. Okay. Okay, best jar pet is Billy? No. No, there's no... Cats suck.

I fucking hate cats, man. I love cats. I'd fucking hate them. Nah, get out of you. So that's 2V-1? Way, Billy Best... It's better than Harge. That's bullshit, man. No, he's not.

It's fucking bullshit. On the health level, everything is better. You know, rate, like, pets based on how healthy they are. Like, pugs and chihuahuas and French bulldogs are the most popular dogs around. You rate pets based on grumpy cat. That is a very good indicator, and Argy's quite grumpy. Have you seen the way he was growling at James earlier? Have you seen Guy's a pretty grumpy dog?

But there's, like, cute grumpy and there's just like, get out of here, grumpy. No, but guys is... Like, when cats just start attacking it, like fuck off get out of you no that's funny dude no but you're saying that grumpy is when they're trying to get your attention a grumpy dog doesn't actually go fucking near you a grumpy dog growls at you and you like look at it that's grumpy that's like vicious that's dangerous that's not vicious she's just grumpy okay mama it's a grumpy boy but he's the sweetest boy in the world and you never hurt a fly

apart from you apart from when you had to go to a and e i didn't go to a and e i and t accident for tini's for tiny emergencies guys well when he's playing and he's like chewing a toy of course he's going to be like he's in that mindset

so of course he's going to be like bitey because they just had a little nibble on your hand and it just you know punctured your skin a couple of times no it didn't yeah he's a little baby and you love him he loves Jim

He literally loves Jim. Very specifically, he just loves Jim. He was presenting to me earlier. What do you mean? Jim saw the way he was sitting on the sofa next to me. Yeah. Okay, he has this weird... He has this weird thing where he sits.

My English is really bad. He sits, but he really pushes his legs out like that. He was sitting like a human. He was sitting like Homer Simpson on the sofa. It just turns out because he's really relaxed. So he just does that? You should have named Argy M-S-L-H. Why?

Santa's Little Helper. Argy ain't nothing like Santa's Little Helper. Yeah, but if you named him that, you would be. No, no. Aggie's his own beast. Beast. He's awesome. Everyone loves Argy apart from my nan.

My nan hates Argy. She, like, fights through her possible affection for him. She loves Billy, though. So she can hate Argy. She loves Billy. Well, I don't think you can hate any animal because every... No, her reasoning for hating Argy is weak, though. It's weak, though.

Because he's annoying. No. And he's high energy, and she's the opposite. It's not true. It's not true, because she loved the Beltman's family old dog. Family's old dog, which was Flossy, the chocolate Labrador, who some long-time jarlings might remember because by the time

all of her memories of Flossie were like when she was old and like barely moved and just loved eating so yeah I remember Floss she was nice forgetting the five years where she was just a complete hyper-nightmare way more of an issue than Argy's ever been

she was not she was a sweet little she was James She was a nightmare on walks It's just like a Labradoral thing They're just crazy for a few years Oh yeah Border Collies are crazy But I'm not...

Agu was pretty crazy Oh Yeah Do you know what about me? By the time he was one He was really good at coming back to me I was amazed He's always been

Quite well behaved But puppies are just crazy Yeah puppies They're chill and everything They target like the most expensive Garbage you have They like somehow know They've got a radar

That says No. Oh, that cable might be like a one-of-a-kind, rare import cable that's really specific. Let's go for that one. No, no, guys, just on a different level. Because obviously, you know vehicle documents running to your vehicle. He just, he targets them. He sees the brown envelope.

He's just like, gone. Well, I got my passport, which is a really annoying one. That is. That's a really specific one. Goodbye, 90 quid or whatever it is. To get your passport renewed. No, but with vehicle documents, sometimes you can't get them back. So if they're fucking shredded, that's it.

It's just like, oh my god But it's worth it He actually No guys actually screwed up A fucking check I got from the DVLA So I had to wait like literal months To try and get another one back

Imagine calling them up and saying like Can you send the check again? My dog whipped it It's like so It's predictable and it's just like he actually did I'm sure they hear that like every day Uh huh we got another dog rip story If it's a check though then they can obviously if it gets checks.

If it's going out twice to the same account. No, they can cancel it instantly. That's a thing. Just go to the bank and be like this check. I can't from it. I remember speaking of my nan, her paying for things with checks and shops. Remember that?

That was a thing. Paying for in supermarkets with a check. They're so weird. I'm going to be honest, I've never written a check. And I'm pretty sure 99% of 99.5% of our listeners have never written a check either yeah probably what why would we ever have to write a check now I can I can go on my phone and send an account money in any account money immediately it's because it was obviously before it online bank yeah yeah no I

understand why it existed before but why they still exist now is just because old people still exist now yeah well some do they even exist now like can you pay with a check Oh, you can't... You can't go to a shop and give them a check. No, you couldn't go to Tesco and pay with check. They just laugh at you and tell you to get lost, really.

Like, literally. But for some things you can buy pay by check, like if you've got a business and you've got your influence. Yeah, and I could give you a check. You just... Like, with money from my bank account

to go into yours. If you get, like, deliveries from suppliers, but they might do cash on payment and obviously because a lot of companies don't have cash, petty cash, they'll just, you can just give them a check. That's a lot of... but there's a there's a type of check which is like for massive amounts of money and it's from the accountants like a the charity functions

That's the only reason checks exist big fat checks with a lots of zeros on them Yeah, but you do they're not checks anymore. They never were checks. There's a different word for it because they're so big So it's like to guarantee that money as soon as you do it a mega check as soon as you present this like check It's like instant like an actual normal online payment unlike a check But you have to obviously pay instantly with it. James out here being the expert on cheques. I can't remember the word for me, would you? Do you know what you can do with checks now?

Rip them up and burn them. On the banking app, you take a picture and then take another picture at the back. Just does it like that. Damn. It's crazy. The only, like, memory of cheques is, like, getting birthday money from my hand.

I still get them. And then being like, for God's sake, no, I've got to go to the bank. go to the bank. No, then there's a thing, Jim's stupid. Actually, the most stupid person here because Jim said, on his

birthday, so he'd get checks and just never cash them. So you'd just have hundreds of pounds for checks you'd never bank. No, I thought, if I'd call up granny, Granny, can you write me another check? No, if I don't use the check, then the money doesn't get taken out of their

account. Right? Yeah. Yes. And if I don't need, money they might as well keep it no but they like it's it's money no but I don't whatever whatever like it's nice but whatever whatever what didn't you give the cash money you got back then because clearly whatever no because I can lob that in the wallet and be done with it oh because going to a bank is that difficult Jim it's just a pain and banks are always fucking annoying why is it it's like

bizarre for you both of you it's like you go to a bank you stand you don't stand in line you give him a check you give him a card it takes a minute and it's done I hate going to the bank stupid I love going to the bank it's old fashioned horse shit and I think the sooner

the world changes the better world is changing because you just go on your phone and go I'm going to send this person two million you know I think that we're going to be back after these messages we're not going to talk about banks anymore bah What's the best bank do? Barclay man

I have a massive asshole in my jeans and I don't know how but I'm still wearing them You have a massive asshole Is that what he just said? I don't think I said that No he did say that Yeah so he's docked his fingers So this is part two of the JAR cast where we head over to the JAR Media Reddit

and answer questions from the community About First question is from the Orville who says mainly for Alex because the man man boy boy man channel is turning a decade old soon if you could co-lab with any artist for the up-down album who would you pick oh Kendrick Lamar imagine that um probably uh lily allen that would be pretty cool all about billy ellis ellis yeah billy eyelish you mean eyelash Yeah, Billy eyelash.

Billy eyelash will be pretty cool. No, Lord. Lord is the obvious answer. Lord and Tatee. I can't believe that Manman boy boy man's nearly 10... 2000. That's crazy. I made it in 2010, I guess.

No, but... So next year it'll be 10 years for that channel. No, but the thing about that is your first video was like a year, a good year before we actually made anything. Because it's that weird video of your dad. I think I'd done ones before then. Yeah, so the first actual jar-jar video is, um... Merink says,

Hi, J-Jar, boys. I'm visiting London from the States for the first time in April, and I want to know if there are any places to see slash a void when I'm there. The entirety of London. No, London's fucking cool. Yeah, London's cool. But... Yeah.

I don't know. I'm... I'm... I'm such a country boy that I'm quite afraid of... We are kind of country bumpkins. Like, I don't like London. I like London, but I wouldn't really like to go there alone. Because I'm a fucking country little pussy-ass bitch.

I'm a country boy. Like, I love cities, but I bloody hate them. We haven't answered the question. I'd say go to the sun's eye. That's pretty good. yeah all the touristy things yeah

madam two swords that's very expensive I haven't even done that it's bullshit don't do it um don't get stabbed depends like I can't imagine being someone

traveling to the UK I don't understand why no one would want to travel here personally like what is there well it's quite a famous country but I mean it's just you know Big Ben

Buckingham Palace I'd say Try and get out of London for a bit as well Because London isn't a very good example Of what this country is like No The majority of the country is completely different to London Yeah

Honestly I say to come to Wiltshire Because honestly when you actually Because you don't know what the rest of the country looks like Wiltshire is quite good though It's got Stonehenge just got, um, what's it called? Silsbury Hill. Davebury. It's got loads of like, you know.

Castle Coombe is actually quite famous. Yeah, there's loads of Harry Potter was filmed around here, like in Lake Hawk. There's Swindon. Swindon and the Magic Roundabout. It was an incredible tourist attraction. Especially if you're from America. I saw a comment on the jar cast where we ragged on Swindon for ages. It was like, yeah, I went Swindon once and you're so right that a place,

fucking sucks. It is awful. It is trash. Anyway, we've talked about how fucking terrible there's one nice

place in it is that shopping centre but there's crispy cream and ragamomas which is just yeah, that's it's too good for Swindon.

I find it's a really nice shopping centre as well I find this question difficult to answer because it's like yeah you know what you like like personally

I can't stand like there's sort of touristy things I'd much prefer to just go walking off into like an interesting looking area or something

away from all the tourists but the sun's eye is cool though even though it is a touristy thing the eye of Sauron yeah what's it actually called like I don't The London eye

Oh it's not One thing you do have to do while you're there It's the British Airways eye No I thought it was the Coca-Cola eye That was the previous one It's literally oh it's called by whatever person like sponsors it The London eye

But it is the eye of London. It's just the eye of London. No, it's the London eye. There are some cool buildings in London, like the Gurkin. Gherkin is a cool looking building. Yeah. You can look at it. It's not like a thing he'd do.

No, you can't, yeah, you can't look at it. The tape modern is really cool. Yes. Sin Mission Impossible Fallout. It's an action scene. It ends there. Yeah. No, a helicopter slides away from it.

that's a cool place yeah I need to go back there I've been there in a while a lot of the bridges are cool there's one I remember from Harry Potter yeah it's quite a quirky mixing part of like maybe go visit Chinatown is quite strange

just kind of becomes China a bit yeah that's weird and of course there are I know this isn't specific to Latin but there are many many TGIs you can go in there we probably you're coming from America Don't go to fucking TGI

No, do, because You know why I can't really give device on London I could only give device on Porto That's it, that's my... Have you never been to London, James? He's been, you've been I went to the National History Museum

You've never properly been then That's a cool place to go National History Museum See Dinosaurs The Science Museum, you know, all that kind of stuff Whatever I remember the science museum being kind of meh I haven't been there literally since

since I was a child, so I can't remember. Natural history museum is cool because of all the skeletons and stuff. It's a nice thing to do. And the insects are cool in there. It's free at the end of it. I reckon there's a really good... If you like movies, there's a really good cinema that shows like weird movies and old movies and stuff.

That's where I saw the room and Tommy Wazoo was there. And it was a weird, creepy experience. but yeah. It's Google, see if there's always stuff going on, so just Google, you know. Things happening in London in April. Sishi Fishi says, what TV show would make a great game?

None. Well, not none. That's a cop-out answer. Yeah, coward. I don't watch TV, that's right. Does that, can I say Has Chain of Dragon? there is it like a TV show you can't

there is a game like that though yeah there is a game that original Xbox launch game that you was like a connect I mean like an actual great game though you know no you're not allowed to say it because it's their movies

okay Breaking Bird no could be that one mission of payday too it would have to be like a walking sim or something I don't know what the gameplay like loop would be in a breaking bad game there wouldn't be one

I don't think no no if you had Dexter yeah Dexter could work that could be like a L.O.R. It could be like Hitman kind of thing yeah I'm thinking more like Hitman you gotta try and get away with murders

like a Hitman ex-Lay Noir so you've got the detective stuff from LL&R with the slaughtering from Hitman that'd work I think um I'm trying to think of one I don't really watch many anymore um

the grand tour yeah I know you were gonna say something like that I know because actually has a game Alex that's a thing a really bad The Walking Dead Buh Wic and Morty

Buh Wick and Morty yeah good one Rayman Raving Rabbids Bhring Ah James I already said No do your

you mock says what breed of dog would you all be we've done this question before definitely I'd be just quickly then James wouldn't be a border collie no James would be a whip it okay James is a whip it I'd be a bulldog James about what am I he's a cool he's your French bulldog okay I'll take it why do I have to be a whip it Is it because I'm skinny? Is this a weight thing? No, it's because you're quick.

I'm not quick. He's fast as fuck. Okay, there was that one time I beat literally everyone in year two in a race. Apart from me. You've never beat me in a year two, like five. It's not true. James, James is literally delusional. I'm not.

I have the best memory out of all of us and that's a given. Roy Chewlover 1-2-3 asks, what's the most winceworthy slash embarrassing jarcast you've ever made in your opinion? The first one, maybe on the floor. The first one's not just because we're on the floor, but it's... Okay, the one where pussy became a thing. No. You've never even seen it because you weren't there.

The first episode. Yeah. It's just kind of awkward. No, the worst one is that one where we don't talk about anything for the whole episode, and we just talk about getting curry. No, that one was great. That is a legendary episode. I can't believe.

believe we uploaded that. We were very hungry though. Is that the one way Reuben was behind that curtain? Yes. We were like, what should we make this episode's thing? I know Ruben, go behind the curtain. We didn't actually do an episode.

It was literally an hour of just Alex, order the fucking curry. It was the entire episode. God, yeah, that was shit. No, that was a legendary episode. I love that. None actually really pop into my mind being like, man, I really regret that one. I don't regret any. I mean, yeah, embarrassing.

Again, I'm not like embarrassed by any but either. I'm only embarrassed by one thing and it's that Minecraft video. That nobody's ever seen. Yeah. It needs to be uploaded. Because like, even like videos I've made, on Jara and Iche and stuff that are bad and cringe like I don't care Alex you're never going to get over being embarrassed about that if you don't don't show it you've got to

show it that's how you you mean the Minecraft one that takes it a step too far how you all of my cringy stuff was everywhere no it's not the same yours was not as that video it was actually funny this is like anti-humor it's it's it's unreal how cringy, both you and we... Like, those two in that video are the cringiest, like, kids ever. Like, it's...

Like, no joke, it looks like it's too autistic kids. I just had, like, a really bad haircut as well. No, to be honest, we've been led the development on that. The one video, he's actually, like, took a major role in writing has been absolutely fucking unreal.

And after that video, he knew he knew he wanted to do film at university. If that's his work, if he goes to a job, this is the only thing I've written, and that's it. It's just like, nice. He gets to direct the new Fast and Furious based on it. Yeah. Damn, this guy got skills, yeah.

A carpenter, mon. Tomeo's source says, Any plans of having guests on the cast? Yes. Who would be most likely to be on? We'd love to see a new and different dynamic with the main jar media podcast group. our long time friend

from the early days yeah he's probably going to come on he's just a friend of us I want to do one with the Belmont family yeah that would be funny that would be a good one but I'm just so mostly dad I'm very like

they might require a lot of editing yeah I was thinking that he loves the M word he just fucking loves it I think New Zealand is a name of being quite a racist, aren't they? Yeah, and our dad is no exception. Yeah, I'm so a bit racist.

You've got a secret special guest line. I wish, like, in Shrek forever after, I could be, I could, like, go to a different universe where I'm gay and see what our dad would do. Why? He wouldn't care. It would just be interesting. Yeah.

Because he, he's accepting, but he doesn't shy away from making fun of things. Yeah, but he makes fun of everything equally. Yeah, apart from being straight. Yeah. Anyway. What can you expect from a straight white male? Yeah, a 50-year-old straight white male.

I've got... I have a couple of awesome ideas for guests, but they are very gel media in design. Because like, unless they're sat in the room with us I mean it doesn't work if one person is over Skype and you have yeah no it doesn't work at all is everyone has to be online or everybody has to yeah I would what I also say is it won't work if some of us aren't confident with people we've never talked to like I can't imagine someone that you know some maybe

some YouTube or something comes on I don't know how I'd react because I don't know them so if we managed to get Shane Dawson who we are in conversations with spoilers if you were sat right in the middle between you don't think you'd be able to talk to him I would he was here I would first of all I wouldn't stop blushing mm-hmm second of all reasons I'm I'm far too shy I'm far too shy that I can't well that's why just have a couple of points and you'll be alright I have a couple of whores in mind that we might be bringing That'll be guess. We've got some wind up.

We have one for sure. Yeah, we've got one for sure. Yeah, one. Yeah, but he's like, we can make a good few episodes of him. Because he's like a time capsule into all of our old shit, so. I streamed with him like yesterday. Yeah, I saw that on Reddit. Yeah, we streamed.

So yeah, he's, we're going to stream. He's streamed each other's urine into each other's mouth. Okay, I'm skipping that question. Fuck! Don't you mock me? How am I... Ha! That was a bad hit as well.

What do you mean by a bad hit? As in it really hurt. For some reason, James has always had the ability to slap like no other. Is that a good thing? Or is that not a good thing? It depends what... What you want to do? Circus monkey asks...

Why, you only say that because I've literally slashed you for the last years. Sorry, Alex. If you interrupt me again, you're getting the slap. No, but I'm purposefully interrupting so we can, you know... Do you want to slap up? Circus monkey says hypothetical scenario. You have to get your arms slash leg amputated for whatever reason. You go through with the procedure,

but afterwards, you're now given the opportunity to eat some of your own flesh of your own amputated arm slash leg, cooked or prepared however you want. Would you do it, or would it be too morally weird? That's really difficult. There's always the easier said than done thing.

Because you can make a joke and be like, yeah, I had to try some of my leg. No, no, no. There's a lot that genuinely goes into this because do you not have any curiosity about what human flesh tastes like? That's what I'm saying now. I'm saying like you might think, well, this is a, this will be a funny idea. Yeah, if my leg was cut off, I'd definitely eat a chunk of that.

No, but I'm not saying definitely either way. Because maybe it would be a waste to not eat it. Oh God, here's Jim's argument again of it would be a waste. You've really cut it off, you might as well eat it. Yeah, exactly. That's a whole chunk of you. You're not gonna eat your whole, your entire leg. No, you're not gonna eat the whole fucking thing. No on it like a chicken bag.

Unless you've got family at that point. But, um, for, there's definitely the curiosity about what human tastes like. If it was a yes or no, if they were like, do you want to eat some of your leg? No. Okay. I couldn't. First of all, it's my leg. If it was somebody else, it's then, whatever.

I feel like I'd vomit. Yeah. I would be a bit... No, I wouldn't want to taste me. It's weird, because morally I have no issues with it, but I think your brain, just knowing that that's a part of you, would have some kind of issue with it. But I mean, I like eat little bits of my skin all the time.

It's not the same. It's not flesh. You know, there's something so visceral about flesh. They're ripping and tearing of flesh. What if it's... That's the other thing as well. What if you ate it and got the hunger? like holy shit it's like the golden meat

it's the best thing you've ever had it's the golden freddy of meats why do you think cannibals eat human it must taste pretty they've snapped they've finally snapped no or they just tasted the forbidden fruit and now they nothing is isn't there a literal thing in it

that if literally there's something in the meat where it's like it fuck with your mind that's why people become cannibals because it's like a mental thing or something I believe I'm not sure. I would need to check. A chemical that makes, that gives you the hunger. I guess so.

Alex, I'm gonna need a fact check on this. The hole in my garden asks, What would be your ideal Madagascar video game? Can be for kids or edge lords. And what would the story be? Where in their M-EU, Madagascar Expanded Universe, would it take place? My personal dream, Madagascar game, would take place in an ultimate universe, where a nuclear war has wiped out all humans in the world.

You start the game as an older, more cynical Alex, in the ruins of the zoo he once loved. The story would be looking for your friends of whom you lost amidst the chaos of the attack, and attempting to leave New York to find Madagascar or Africa. there's like there are paragraphs of this I'm not reading anymore so basically it's a new automata but the main

characters of Madagascar characters well my my thinking is what's the point of it being a fucking Madagascar video game if it's like a nuclear apocalypse you save that for the third one yeah that's when you're out of ideas

um I do like a dance game you know and the only song is I like to move it move it you know I do you know I do

what I add the DreamWorks universe to her Kingdom Hearts as well as Disney oh damn that's actually not bad idea I genuinely wanted to say that but that's not a Madagascar game

it kind of is it's no it's Madagascar in a game but it was the point of making a new game and you can just add something to a game that's already good I'd actually be more interested in a Kingdom Hearts that had DreamWorks universes as opposed to Disney ones. Well, if James is going to say that, then I'm going to say DreamWorks characters and Smash Bros. A fighting game with DreamWorks characters made by Sakurai.

Yeah, that's his next project. That's why he's leaving Smash Bros. Oh, imagine a ultimate version of, I want to move it, move it. Like, imagine that as biting. That would be actually generally cool. Um, what about like a... A platformer in the style of those Rayman games with like the four Madagascar characters being the, you know...

Like a co-op platformer? Yeah. The story just, I know, King... They're looking for Mort. There you go. No, they're not looking for Mort. They're trying to get away from Mort. No, King Julian starts the game saying, I need you to find Mort.

How are the penguins implemented? they uh i don't know all four of them are hidden in the level no they get them all they do something they're triggering level changing stuff like within the level they could have their own levels or like they're separate from you but they influence things that happen in each level that's what i just said

no yeah but i i've said it in a more um what's what's the word that means you're saying things more like concisely? Yeah, concise. There you go. Okay, once again, you're mocking me because I'm not very good at English. No, I couldn't

think the word concise and by trying to explain what it means. Anyway. Owsey. James do burnout, question mark. From J.W. something. Oh, that's the actual question. Yeah.

James has never done a burn-out, front-wheel drive fucking idiot over here. I have done. Oh shit. One of the questions was about you should play the word association game again. Remember that? Sort of? No. Remember that?

Do they have... No. Words? No, but that might be a good idea to do next time or something. what what how does it work though you say an A you say like a word and then the next person has to say what they think makes them think of or something I remember this we played this wait what we made like sentences something like that what word association is when I say Alex you say you say the first thing that comes into your head which is lion mm-hmm I say Melman you say Gloria pardon me the weird Wizard 303 asks, when was the last time you went sicko mode and what was the story? Um, oh, the last time I went sicker mode was, ah, oh, Ruben got fucking obliterated and it was the fucking sickest mode ever. What was the story?

When we're in the group chat, one lunchtime, I was talking to our friend in a call like during my lunch. But also, I was baiting Ruben. And Ruben was pulling that bait And I just I went fucking sicker mode and I I wrote the biggest fucking trigger In the world and Ooh

James is the ultimate trigger for Ruben I know how to I know how to make Ruben snap To the point where he probably Actually like hit me Speaking of people snapping and being hit I know the last time Alex Went sicker mode

When You must have been like 15 Right I might have even told this story before on the cast But our grandfather was over So he was staying in my room So I had to stay in your room at the time Yeah

And you were trying I think to Complete Assassin's Creed Brotherhood So you were already annoyed And then I kept pretending To punch you in the face Until my arm went too far And I punched Alex in the face

And that's when While I was playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Yeah Or reach or something So you were asking for it then And then Siko mode started playing in Alex's head And the arms were just

Like Boom boom boom Boom boom Did he actually hit you? Yeah Alex went Siko mode I actually remember that Because that was a period But you literally pretended to hit him

All the time I remember Because I did it as well I'm pretty sure we both do it at the same time Mine would be the other day When Jim and I were playing Smash Online when I was playing Mr. Game and Watch and I got three nine side B hammer kills

in the same game that was awesome Is that I count? Yes No Smash show The best one was It was like Gannendorf or something

They tried to recover back to the stage They didn't even make it And you were like Fuck this I'm going for it You went off the stage Nined him And that killed him He was already dead, but the ultimate disrespect had to come from sicker mode Alex.

This is Game Watch, man. He's awesome. We don't go sicker mode often, you know. It's a special state. Val Huddied asks, for every member of the podcast, a POSDact, if you were on trial, what would your crime be? And how would you plead guilty? And how would you plead guilty?

Probably by saying I plead guilty How do you plead guilty That's how I plead guilty What is the like What's the evidence that would get you What is the crime You get arrested for?

You decide the crime Jameses would be Killing children in a roadside accident We're hit and run No No 100% not true Do you know why?

Why? I'm too nice to do that No, it wouldn't be intentional No, but okay, I wouldn't hit in one Because that's literally really, really, really bad And I would not speed When I could actually hurt anyone My crime

My crime would be overtaking a police officer At like 200 miles an hour on the motor At midnight, that'd be my crime That's lame Jim, what's my crime? Your crime would be Tax evasion So much tax evasion.

Jim's crime. My crime would be that I've been running a cult for the last like 20 years and I'm charged for the abduction and murder and sacrifice of many young men, women and children to my god, Cthulhu. What would Wovans would be? um prostitution he's prostituting himself yeah yeah it's illegal isn't it or something but he gets out of it because he was filming it for porn no that wouldn't work

because it depends upon he was making because we're in England it's just twerk porn Pickles the cat one someone watching twirling this will be our last one what are your guilty pleasure video games films songs etc things you know are bad but still beyond all reason you love initial d for you it's not like it will play you you always say about it is but gyms is a siege that's a guilty pleasure because you know it's not a guilty pleasure because it's a people know it's good it's a well-developed game guilty pleasure uh mad max thunder dame fast and furious is my guilty pleasure actually Tokyo Jiff specifically I can't think of any because I love Madagascar two and

three video game for me sort of borderlands too okay like I know it's not great but I people love that game yeah it has many flaws but I love it camera's about to go out but I'm just trying to think of one I'm sure I have more just want to have fun. Love that song. Oh yeah, songs. My guilty pleasure, in terms of music, is Kylie Minogue. Kylie Minogue?

Really? Really? I fucking love Kylie Minogue and... I've never heard you play one of her songs before. Alex, oh my God, I love Kylie Minogue so much. Is it because you wank to her? No, it's just like... I just like Kylie Minogue.

Okay, fair. Fair? Fair? Actually, and the other one is... pop It's probably K-pop K-pop.

Oh, fuck you. Fuck K-pop and everything K-pop stands for. No, actually, yeah, it's only K-pop. Because the Japanese group I like is actually like, that's not a guilty pleasure, I just love it. Can I just say

bad American comedies? Am I... Is my guilty pleasure? Like, what? Like, we're the millers, the change-up. You don't actually like them, though. A guilty pleasure, though.

Like, I'm still sitting through them. Yeah, but a guilty pleasure means that you... Yeah, I am, like, enjoying it, and I'm laughing. Oh, okay. Even though they are shit. James, go off your fucking phone and end the cast. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has come to an end. this is the end

of episode 101.65 thank you for watching this episode and hope you have a fantastic have a jar-elicious day and a week and we hope to see you next time thank you for watching

bye-bye mama wow Jim what did you just change from a five start to a one uh skyscraper four and a half stars, not five. Why did you give it such a high school? Funny?

Funny, dude.