JAR Media Posdact - Put The Money Where The Mouth Is! - Corncast #3

Episode Date: April 13, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode three of the Corncast. I'm your host, Alex, joined, as always, by James, the passionate Napa himself. I am, he are. Jim, Beast. Beast. And we don't have a nickname for you, Ruben. What crazy nickname do you want? I don't know

He can be Beast Okay And Beast Before we go into the episode Proper Just want to shout out the patrons Over at the Jarm Media Patreon For making the audio version of the show

POSCi So how are we doing Oh That is a difficult question We are out we've decided to move on from the apartment and we are now in the desert

we're following quarantine because there is absolutely no one out here, it's just us we've got nice fire going it's all going well isolation is currently driving us passionately

sensible and I've got to say Swindon's looking a little bit different right now actually A bit more apocalyptic than I last remember it Yeah I prefer it to be honest Yeah

Maybe it's not that much different than how I remember Oh this is what happens when people don't get their nandoes We have a good message to start us off Something a bit Just some kind words from Mia Nichols Who wrote in and said Howdy y'all? I guess they're from

That side of the world This isn't really a question but I'd like to thank you guys for continuing to post and make us laugh during a time as scary and confusing as this one. Personally, I'm under quite a bit of stress right now as this virus is rapidly spreading and my exams have been cancelled, so I'm quite concerned about how this will affect my future and grades. However, despite all that, it is nice to sit down and distract myself for an hour or so every week by tuning into the cast whilst playing the new Animal Crossing. Thank you and keep doing what you're doing, guys. Thumbs up.

that was nice thoughts that's great one thing comes to mind what's that do you remember when i'm not sure if reuben will remember but uh yeah oh yeah why does that come to mind well because it's sort of like a chia you know like keep on trucking you know like the the kitten just keep hanging on whatever the kitten does. We need to get a yeah, yeah,

from Rubin. What is it? Yeah, ooh, yeah. So like, yeah, ooh,

yeah. Yeah, ooh, yeah. James, come on. Yeah, ooh, yeah.

Yeah, ooh, yeah. Yeah, ooh, yeah. So what's happened in the last week?

I've got something if you guys don't. I've got something you guys don't. I've got something that you fucking don't even. I have some people I definitely have I own a lot of stuff right now you know I've got so much so many things you don't have okay if we all have stuff he wants to go first I'll go last I'll go second to last Jesus Christ I'll go third to last okay I'll go first then

The most pedantic fucking So I'm pretty sure I've got coronavirus That's not a joke That was a nice cough there You've been acting, you've been taking some lessons Yeah Yeah Doing an online lesson with

I don't know, there's someone that offers Natalie Portman's doing a master class at the moment I got an ad for that Okay, that's what I was getting at I'm glad that you knew what I meant a masterclass, yeah. I got it from the Kevin Spacey Masterclass. Ooh. Which they promptly took down after that whole thing.

What a shame. But yeah, I'm probably certain I have it. You know, I woke up on, as we're recording this last Tuesday, with this just horrible, horrible ailment. Because the night before I drank a fair few pints, which I guess was the thing that kind of triggered my immune system to go down or something. My theory is that it's been dormant in me for a while and it was waiting to strike. And that was the thing that kind of caused it to go into full effect.

Obviously, I don't know for certain because there's no way of testing. And there are lots of viruses out there. But the fact that it is definitely respiratory and the fact that I feel like I'm a 50-year-old port. morbidly obese guy because every time I stand up and walk around for a few minutes I'm like out of breath um

yeah it's it's fucking horrible and I see what the fuss is about well you see what you did wrong there was you didn't keep drinking like that's what you've got to do to make sure if you're always drinking then it never has like an opportunity

because it's always got an opportunity that's how it's why don't argue in saying that though weird side effect or not side effect what's the what's the word I'm thinking of symptom symptom yeah yeah my is that you just constantly feel like you are kind of drunk so like ever since I got it I just kind of feel like I'm in a haze all the time hey give me some of this fucking not in a good way it's it's horrible it really is horrible but yeah that's that's what my time's been like And I thought I was over it, like after a couple days, because I recovered quite quickly from the first day, which was like horrendous, where I was bedbound and, like, I couldn't actually stand up because it just made me dizzy and like I was going to throw up or fall down. It was that bad.

So then I overdid it when I thought I was better the couple days later. And now it's kind of come back with a vengeance. Yeah, it's nasty. It's a nasty one. If it is what it is. To be honest, I kind of want to get it just so it's over with. See, I thought that at first, but then you've got to consider what if you're one of the unfortunate who these bodies will react badly to it regardless of the statistic. Yeah, if you can avoid it. Please do.

But apparently, the vaccine isn't even going to be ready until like 18 months from now. Yeah, but then there were also others projecting maybe early next year because of like, you know, the severity of this. To go from mass producing to that to being able to supply it to people is a logistical nightmare. There's no way you'll be able to track the amount of people you need to give it to

like in a convenient way. We have to go to every pharmacy in like in every country. Yeah. It's a fucking nightmare. Everyone has to have an appointment for how they're going to get it. Oh my God. We can't even test for it at this point um on a like wide scale so we i think we are only testing when people actually admitted to hospital

over it yeah right right right and at the point of being admitted to hospital you that's pretty bad already because obviously not everyone has admitted to hospital oh joe made it out didn't he yeah he was oh i read he was watching the lord of the rings trilogy yeah legend playing animal crossing He's just like the rest of us, after all. What would Boris Johnson's Animal Crossing Town look like? Oh, God, it would just be... It would be the cutest town, let's be Will.

There'd be barely any villages in it. Give the minds and credit. And it would just be bells everywhere. It's just bags of bells. No, but he'd have this super cute central place where there's shops and they have little stands. It'll be cute. I'm rooting for Boris's Animal Crossing Town.

He'd call it like Bullington. Billington Island. It kind of just makes me really angry. It kind of makes me want to just... Yeah. Well, that's my thing. I don't really have much to say about it, apart from it's horrible,

and please follow the rules of wherever the country you are. Yeah, people... But don't panic. But don't need to just stay inside. Don't fucking go out. Stay inside. If I'm doing it, you can do it. If James can do it, you can do it, certainly.

I'm starting to lose my fucking mind by being in sight Tell me about it Well now what's fucked me the most now Is I have to I can't even leave to go and get food now for two weeks And I also have two fucking dogs That's two weeks after your last Like feeling of a symptoms Yeah, so

Two weeks hasn't even started yet So I have these two dogs That are gradually just going to get more and more frustrated And I'm not entirely sure what to do about it You have to just let them in the garden and throw bulls all day. Yeah. That's actually about... Put them on your exercise, buddy.

Yeah, I guess. I have a garden, and luckily it's quite nice in the UK at the moment, so they can be outside in the garden. But it's not the same as going for a walk. But if you do intense, like, bull throwing, like for hours, then that will be good enough all the way. good enough for them like open the front door and you know just see what happens let them roam themselves right max would do back in the day back in Wales in his

home you know what you need actually you need some wrong trousers yeah yeah see some grommets yeah I I don't trust arguing Paisie to have a comeback um yeah because argue would just jump into someone's car and Paisley would just be accepted into just anyone's home she would happily just go with anyone and meanwhile Gaius would run away

and just live in the wild that's what he'd do you wouldn't even go near people he's just gone I feel like Gaius would be totally fine out just living in the woods honestly

yeah he's uh Billy would be better and Billy would be better Billy would be better and I'm not even going to deny that because they are just killing machines and that's

you can't argue with that She left some mouse trousers in the garden the other day. What do you mean? Just the trousers of a mouse. Like a skin suit. Just the bottom half. That's horrible. Like tiny.

Really tiny. But why is Billy so cute and adorable, but like an actual fucking serial killer? it's in their blood she protect but she also attack yeah I don't know but she also bring back see this the sack I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm it's difficult for me because guys knees like multiple walks a day because he's a fucking collie but now like the government's gonna make it so you literally can't walk your dog more than once by like their new wall not gonna be able to enforce it but it's like what the fuck do I do with a dog that's hyperactive?

I was reading about this crazy thing that might be implemented if they can reliably test if you had it in your immune, where you have like an immune license so you can go around as long as long as you have your immunity license.

That just sounds to me like more of a logistical. Yeah, I don't know how that would be able. That's just fucking cheap. What if you are like on your clothes there's some of the virus? Yeah.

That makes literally no sense. Sorry, Jake, guys, I can't be near you. I've got my immunity. That makes me really angry. Makes me just want to unload 18 rounds of ammunition into the earth. Well, you could just go on Photoshop and Photoshop your own little. Don't worry. I think this is left for Dead 3.

That's how it starts. The ones that are immune to the COVID, get a license. A license to kill. And then they do cool things. they travel across America with their immune licenses going through interesting missions. Yeah.

I want to know last week you teased that you got a headset. Which headsets did you get again? Oculus Rift, just bog standard. You got the Oculus Rift. Yeah, that's your thing, is it? So tell us about it. But I said I was going last. Next, it's Reuben.

Okay, Reuben. Oh, shit, I didn't think. I was so sort of Okay What am I What? Something I have What was your thing We all had a thing I don't know

You said you had something that none Okay skip James What's your thing Uh Jesus Christ Jim you can go I have a thing

I just forgot They both vetoed It's Jim's turn okay ladies and gentlemen are you ready mm-hmm VR is the fucking coolest thing I've ever experienced in my life I don't give a shit that we're in lockdown because I can go to my virtual world what have you played half-life Alex is that all yeah okay why haven't you played a Skyron VR yeah um no

I'm never going to I'm never gonna um no not not only is like obviously it's my first experience with VR so I'm going to be like well

but um Half Life Alex is a really really fucking good game but how much have you played? Uh

Steam says I've played about 12 hours okay that's 12 hours in the matrix oh yeah but maybe he's 12 hours outside of the major jim has ruined vr for himself because all of the games that jim can now play

all going to be really low quality compared to no fucking bone works is that what's called that's the only other like somewhat triple a game and sky r and beat saber everyone loves Beat Saber. Beat Sabre looks fun

and a bit of a workout gets your body going. The Walking Dead Saints and Sinners is actually apparently quite good survival horror thing. No, that's another thing. I was playing it today this afternoon and

VR used in like horror scenarios is just the honestly it's the most stressful thing you can imagine really yeah yeah there's like a proper horror part in half-life Alex and

I had to change my panties like eight times I just kept I just kept fucking squirt inside my panties we we were just like and hit your fucking heart racing yeah we were we were talking about this this week and I think I mentioned Resident Evil 5 like in the future

there's going to be like VR horror games that going to be so fucking fighting it's actually going to fuck people up mentally why isn't he meant seven he meant seven oh okay okay oh yeah yeah meant seven actually yeah like it's going to get to that stage where whole games are going to be fucking frightening and like we'll fuck you up level well yeah i reckon because like the the first time i put on the VR headset and like all i could see was the thing that said like complete uh the the setup thing on your monitor before you put this on but like there's this this just endless plane and i put it on and it honestly there's nothing like it like that that first time trying on a b-r headset and you can't see your

arms and stuff but it what your brain just believes what you're seeing like it's just real in your head did you get any of the like sickness or vertigo or motion So there's a couple options in Half-Life. So like normally the movement system, at least on my system, you sort of just snap to places. Okay. Whereas you can choose like the same thing, but it sort of shows you the whole time you moving from one point to another.

And I tried that out and it is really weird. because there's a disconnect in your head because you know you're not moving but you're seeing that you are yeah yeah I can imagine messing with your brain

is it kind of like when you sit on a train and the train next to your moves and you don't yeah yeah yeah it's just like that and there's also another option where like there are ladders in the game and you can climb them manually using your hands

and I try that and you're like lifting your body weight but you're not you know you're lifting yourself up but no effort it's really really bizarre do your arms get tired is it quite intense um no it's more of a leg exercise because like during the parts where you're fighting combine like you're squatting behind cover oh do you have to play it stood up then yeah i play it stood up you don't have to but i do all right and I think it's way better

to play it like that really because then like when you're searching for shit you like bend over and sweep stuff off a shelf

dude it's just so goddamn cool and it all came from the Nintendo Wii yeah the Wii god damn did kind of kind of did yeah

the nunchuk the Wii nunch apart from like whoever designed the Wii was an actual god damn idiot why

Like, the controller is just like a rectangle. Like, that's the least ergonomic thing. Like, that there is. I guess they thought it'd be like a TV remote, didn't they? Yeah, people were TV remotes. Yeah, but you hold a TV remote, like, 30 seconds and then put it down. You hold one of these Oculus controllers and, like, it just fits in your hand perfectly. You know?

I'm looking forward to trying one out, honestly, now. Yeah, yeah. I heard you say about it. real i really i would love to have bought a valve index but i'm not really ready to pay a thousand pounds no that's like i'm but have you seen those controllers yeah they're a thing strapped to your hand and it it like scans all your fingers so it knows when your hand is opened or if you've just closed like three fingers dude shit's crazy yeah oh really awesome i've seen i was wondering about that because

I've seen the footage of people and I noticed their fingers individually moving in the game and I was like wait how does that work but they must have a valve index them I see I see well there's one on eBay right now for 1,600 pounds so

that's just not worth it honestly but I'm pretty sure I'm the only person here that is a half-life fan well I've never played it I'm literally in the universe how fucking dare you Hello, Alex. I've never played it.

That shit ain't fucking canon. I'll play it and maybe it'll be a huge fan. I'm the only other person to have actually played it, and I do like it. I just didn't finish it because it was back on the orange box. So you've played Half-Life 2? I've played Half-Life 2 and I almost finished it. So you're not a Half-Ly fan? The Portal games are technically in the universe, right?

Do they count? They're not half-life games. Yeah. Okay, I've played Black Mesa. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. We played it years ago. Jim and I did a let's play, but what channel was that even for?

R&L? It must have been R&L. I never got to play that game. It just wouldn't work. I couldn't get it to work. The full game is out of. No. But, yeah.

Okay. Should I do it right now? Yep. Bye-bye. Let me just. Is it? actually buy it do you i thought it was a free mod no it's the full game is the full game they finally actually releases now as well all right cool and it has anyway i'm i'm a fan of half-life

and in terms of it being a half-life game they did not disappoint really yeah it's it's an incredibly good game and it it's it's it could not work without being VR Yeah. Like the way they've designed it and for a VR game to actually like, I think, sell the system or systems, like it needs to utilize what actually makes. It has a stupidly impressive sandbox from what I've seen. Yeah. And the soundtrack as well is like the most awesome thing. Oh really? Yeah. And the flight of the concord's guy? Is he good?

What? the flight of the concords guy isn't he in it oh shit yeah he's really fucking funny yeah that's that's the main reason i want to play it is just with a humor i didn't even realize it was him for the first time i thought it was when i first heard the trailer but i couldn't find anything at the time but it clearly is yeah he's he's really good awesome casting yeah and yeah the writing is more like portal to me than previous half-life games right which is good thing makes sense for a spin-off I suppose yeah yeah so I know nothing about the thought of half-life so I was actually wondering like when the fuck does

Gordon show what is the deal with him I even know because I don't know anything about it I just he's like the cover boy he's got glass he is the boy that's he's just he is half-life he's smosh isn't he yeah he cox yeah he kind of they kind of look the same. Oh, I guess they do, yeah. That's my head cannon, then. He went off to start Smosh. That's what he's doing.

Alex, what's your character's name again? Nick. Why? Nick no John. That's how we fucking feel about that. So was it worth the weight? Oh shit, wait. Like, I missed out the most important part of the game.

The goddamn reloads. Holy shit. You are the reload animation. Yeah. Yeah, so you can, like, make it as cool or as lame as you want. I've seen some stupid shit. Just silly things, you know? Yeah.

The freedom is awesome. Oh, well. I'll play it in like 10 years. I'm never going to get VR because at the moment the system requirements to get to use VR is just too high for me at least

because there's no way I'll be able to one VR so yeah all you need to do is just not buy car parts for one month and then not buy car parts another month and then buying an Oculus he's on his phone right now buying car parts and you know it he's been looking at them he's thought about looking at them no I've levels up from looking at car parts

are just looking at cars. James spent so much money on car parts that at this point he actually thinks that it's not like he's not using he doesn't have spare income because he's just using it. He's allocated at all already. You make me sound like I spent

no no no that's not the case I'm good with money I just I have budgets and I've used the budget for the next two months in one one day so you know and it's not I'm going to arrive because of the Yeah, I'm not going to get them for like another couple of months.

Deary, deary me. Well, do we have any other final bits before we go into the bumper questions section? We have some awesome questions. Yeah, yeah, I do. I do, you know. So... Fuck you. I'm what I'm going to say.

No, I do, but it's not interesting. What do you mean? You can't say that. We will tell you if it's a... interesting or not. You put out the fire? I put out the fire. Are you going to say or are we going to go to part two?

Fuck you. Okay, we'll be back after these messages. Shit. Oh no! Want a dick on a shirt? Check the description below. Welcome to the second half of the Corncast. we answer questions from the corncast community

if you want to leave your own questions for us to answer on the next episode head over to the jar media subreddit where there will be a suggestion thread we're going to start off with this one from Dick the Head who says what are your thoughts on Kylie Monogue

oh shit I love Kylie I love Kylie Queen would you say you fucking love her yes yes yeah Kylie if you're listening to this please come to me

please please please the only reason that was asked was because um the full question was actually Alex read this to yourself before reading aloud in jarcast episode 152 James claimed he fucking loved Kylie Minogue to you and Jamie's

disbelief can you ask what are your thoughts on Kylie Minogue and see if his opinion is consistent for science I mean it was consistent it was sound consistent I do I could hear his expression through his voice as soon as I said the word Kylie I think his pants also got a bit excited too

would she marry her James yeah you know I actually love can't get you out of my head love at first sight is a what about chocolate like chocolate chocolate shut up yeah what about chocolate

yeah what about chocolate yeah it's a big fan of chocolate What'd you like so much about her anyway? I've been since I... No, but I grew up, it was just like you had Darth Punk gorillas and Kylie Minogue. They were the songs I knew. Those are your three, you've said... Yes.

Two, like, legendary... And then... What's wrong with Kylie Minogue then, Reuben? I just don't know. No, you're just... A bitch? Kylie or Madonna? A fucking Kylie.

Kylie. Without a fucking doubt. I don't know. In my head they're just the same person, so. China is Australian. Yeah, and Madonna's kind of like, uh, yeah. Her son actually plays for Benfica. Really?

Wow. Very, very. Okay. We have some really good questions specifically for James. Okay, shoot them at me. She not stop. Joseph Zed Khan asked this. Question for James.

Would you use a super fast zero emission car that's powered by its driver shouting the N-word? The car can potentially travel extraordinarily fast if the driver shouts loud enough. Edit and the windows have to be open. What do you reckon, James? No. Ooh. I can shout loud, but I can't shout that word loudly. Even with supersonic speeds. It would be, there would be some humor to it.

Because you could, you could shout so loud that you can launch the car into orbit. That's funny. I feel like it paints a really descriptive picture. For fuck sake. ery then. Would you say yes to that proposition? Ooh. Yeah.

Hell yeah. I want to own that car. I didn't mean to shoot a crossbow through James. He didn't mean to it. He'll be back. He always comes back. He'll be back with his goddamn N-word car. James He's not said anything this whole time

We have another one saying What will each of your first meals be Once this quarantine is over Sammy's kebabs five guys Wagamamas I've never had a five guys And I'd been discussing having one But

What I've been discussing having one and then I just never got a chance to do it and then COVID happens and no no this is not gonna happen Alex agree with me what did you say Jim what do I have to agree with five guys yeah one just opened in Swindon oh so yeah otherwise we'd have to go to Bristol but yeah the answer's five guys I'm stuck I'm stuck. I mean, for me, it's like I have to go to Central London, but

what's your answer then? I don't, I mean, I've never had a five guys, but fuck it, yeah, I'd make it my first. Dude, five guys is yummy. Yeah, that's, I'll make, I'll make that, that'll be it, I'll be my first, like, fat, special little meal. What about you, James? See.

See. See what? See, I'm back from the dead, and I'd like to say, five guys is your first meal when you get back, is a bad choice. Okay, what's your choice then? Five guys is nothing. Five guys is a fucking... Okay, what's your choice then if it's so bloody perfect?

What is it? Do you know my choice? Caspers, isn't it? No, it's not Casper's. Don't treat me like I'm low. What is it then? You're going to say fucking McDonald's or some shit? Tomahawk, T-bone, steak.

70 pound steak, table, boom, bang. That's my, that's my, my, uh, my, uh, if you don't want to spend 70 pounds on one meal. Who the fuck doesn't? Mr. I don't have an expendable income. I'm going to look at the five guys menu. I'm going to tell you what I would sooner spend money on. Let's have a look.

Five guys is, you know, you're paying for a, a bit. more but it's way more quality yeah yeah i was because i i did actually have uh a while back shake shack and i thought it was really what a burger yeah i had a burger from there i've never had a shake shack ain't ain't nothing compared to yeah i thought it was lame actually i thought it was really nothing i want to i want to have a shake from shake shack but i i i Yeah, yeah. I've had a good shake in so long. Yeah.

Oh. Recently invested in a blender. Because, you know, I've never owned one. How have you never owned a blender? Well, I obviously did, you know, fucking growing up and shit, but not here. So got a blender and man, you know, I was really against it. I was like, I'm not going to use a fucking blender. It was the point.

Got one. Wow. you can make so much good shit of a blender. What are you blended then? Breakfast has just become having like a banana and some oats and milk and shit just blend it up and then that's breakfast. I don't need to eat.

I'll just drink it, baby. Eggs, bacon, sausages, just blend it. Just blend it. Brown sauce, ketchup. Just blend it. Just blend it. Okay, Tommy Jarvis 12 has this to say. We're only a few weeks into lockdown

but it's already getting boring. What are you missing right now that you didn't think you would? What do you have an appreciation for from your free life? Thanks for uploading, boys. It keeps us safe. I have an appreciation for getting shit-faced. What do you mean? You can do that now. No, it's not the same.

I, no, this is silly, okay? It's not the same. You mean socializing? No. I mean, being fucking stupid is what I mean. You mean going outdoors where the public are and being a nuisance? No, I'm not an ASBO. I mean, because... Being a cretan, being a pest.

No. The one thing I missed, and this is coming from an introverted person who can't stand people, I miss going to a pub and getting fucked. and I don't mean like I'll drinking a few beers I mean doing 10 shots one after the other you know I've personally never done that at a pub but I drink a fucking little baby aren't

I drink a lot of pints instead and then feel really rough I miss doing shot I want to the first day after quarantine I'm dragging all of us to a pub and we're just doing non-stop shots

I don't care I'd rather just drink non-stop pints no we're getting fucked yes that's it There's no choice. Spirits just fuck me up though. I'm with Rubin, I like the pints.

Well, okay, for two shots, you've got to have about five pints. No. Yes, that's how it works. If I'm doing 10 shots, you've got to compensate with like 20 pints. No. That's what I miss. Yes. That's just ludicrous.

You want us to drink. All I'm saying is I just miss. Nearly 15 litres. Yes. of beer. Yes. I miss, I just miss, you know, I miss socialising, I miss being able to go for food most. Yeah, for me it's the, the spontaneity of life. Yeah, it's gone. There's no like, go to the shops, fuck it, get a coffee, none of that, nothing. Yeah, I liked going to be in queue really late in the day.

Whenever I wanted, but I can't do that now. I miss public bathrooms. I'm with you on this one, you know, yeah. I miss checking. Go into the fucking glory hole. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Okay, let's be...

I'm swimming, glory hole. I miss the Swinders strip club. I miss the Casmas bathroom, yeah. Okay. Okay. I'll actually be in the fucking joints in the Casper's bathroom, man. That's actually, yeah, because I have a Casper's on the high street here. And, man, I was looking at it.

I was like kind of missed having the option to go. No, no. Like, I never would have gone there, but the option was like. No, no. Like the thing that Casper's is right now we think we miss it. When you go in there, you know you haven't. You fucking bastard. You have anything more Casper's than anyone in this room.

Yeah, yeah. I hate so. No, you don't. You just have to say that. You feel obliged to say that because you've been so much. No, because Alex, every time we go there, you fucking bully me into buying two things. And you know that's a bad time, yet you still do it. But you have free will.

No, because I'm easily influenced. Does he, Alex? Does he? Clearly not if I have that much control over him. No. No, I'll actually be serious and saying I just, I miss going. going to car meets, I'm mis-socialising basically, and I'm a weirder. And we'll be able to do it you know, by June, June, maybe. Yeah, July. You think we'll still be in lockdown over my birthday? Yes. No. That's July 6th. No, no, we won't. We won't. We won't be, it won't be like this.

It'll be like, look, we're going to give you a bit of freedom again, but can you not take the piss? That's what it'll be. To think about it, Italy is about three weeks ahead of us. Yeah, but we, the point is, well, that we sort of were meant to respond accordingly to them. What the fuck have you eaten? And, foe, if we consider Italy, we're three weeks ahead and they're still, they're extending but like another month. So we've gone over two months at the least of lockdown. Yeah, but I still will counter it by saying. I will bet.

Ten pound in two months we're still in lockdown. But it's going to, I would. Put the money where their mouth is. yeah for the money where the mouth is the money where the fucking mouth is two months so the start of when does everyone just decide they've had enough of it

and they just get on with things that's my question no people don't have control like that when did the government decide you know what fuck it we can't afford this anymore well that means mass death and I'm yeah that's gonna happen well yes already happening mass death is happening baby

do you not think people People, like, even when it's lifted, do you think people are going to be kind of weird and cautious about it for quite a long time? I think holidays are still going to be weird for like until next year, at least. Yeah. But who cares? We're going to Amsterdam get fucked. Okay, we got a really kind of philosophical question from a swamming in the water. Oh.

Oh. Which Madagascar character Is each David Bowie album Oh my god I'm not gonna answer Alex Alex Alex the fucking lion

He is Young America No no he might be No no he's not he's not he's Melman is hunky dory Wait No Hunky Dory's too good to be

fucking Melman um monkey dory is uh no uh wait hold up more reality no mort is reality okay more is reality um

marty is I don't know Marty is let's down yeah these questions are yeah because Afriza yeah that's perfect um heroes

that is glory surely Alex is the hero so or King Julian no no because heroes isn't like I don't know how to answer these questions I don't know how to logically bridge the gaps between

David Bowie albums and you weren't wrong by trying to apply any logic to it station to station that's the monkey Or like the ape thing The monkey that doesn't talk I think Alex the lion is low I think Alex the lion is Ziggy

Purely because Ziggy is Bowie's most famous Okay Who's Black Star That's King Julian's assistant I don't know his name but Maurice Maurice

Yeah, that's him. That's so fun. Yeah, that's fucked up, dude. London boy is the Cockney dog from Madagascar. We're gonna end it there. Ms. North 17 writes in with this. If you could redesign humans, how would you do it?

Um, everyone has... Bigger butts. You'd have really big parts. I was actually gonna say that's why. Like, everyone. And men would have tits. Yeah. You basically make men

women. I would make it so that humans could change their sex organs to be whatever the fuck they want. You could just change your sex organs. Change yourself. Fuck it. You can just be whatever you want. What the fuck you want?

It's not. to confirm that the male body is just absolutely fucking revolting that's scientific fact I mean look at it look at it's actually fucking great look at it look at this it's fucking horrible and you know it

what amount like extra appendages a couple extra arms might be extra dicks less whips a few dicks uh armpits um I'm with James on this one less ribs so then you don't need women's no more

you don't need women's no more. More fingers. Yeah. Fingers are all up your arm. Can you imagine what game controllers that look like? Imagine playing the fucking valve index with a fucking handful of art.

Oh, and gills. Yeah, gills. And wings. skills and wins. What do you think of the PS5 controller, by the way? It looks terrible. It looks really bad. It looks weird, doesn't it?

And the sticks are still in the inferior place. Every other fucking modern controller has adopted, yeah, you have one stick up, one stick down. That's what you do. Yeah. Yeah. But at this point, Sony are just doing it on principle because they have to. They think it's like their, like, trademark. But it's like, it's just bad.

It's just worse, and everyone knows it. Back in the day, they thought, like, the D-pad was more important than the... Because it was? Because it was, like, 2D games and shit. Like, well, we're committed now. Any more redesigns then, for humans? Xbox controllers on our...

Instead of wrists, when you have Xbox controllers bridging our arms to our hands. Nintendo, we can... controllers somewhere. Those are in our shins now. Shins have been replaced by Wii motes. I'm built in badeas on our assholes. Yes. No, because I really take shit in those. It's a really weird one from a Broppel boy who says, I've noticed something weird recently and would like to get my favourite boy's opinions.

I've encountered a couple of alt-rights slash neo-nazis on Twitter that are fans of JAR. They deny the Holocaust. and stuff. But knowing you boys, you're all quite progressive, and I wanted to know how this makes you feel. I'm not saying it's indicative of the whole community, but it seems hard to listen to Jarre and also be a fascist. I actually had an interaction with someone, someone on Twitter. This is years ago, DM'd me, and I just, and I went with their profile. They asked me something. I don't know. I don't remember why I even bothered responding. Maybe it was the profile picture. And I, and I looked at their profile, and it kind of looked legitimately

like that was what they were a neo-Nazi yeah I remember that I only ever saw that one case I never saw anybody else so that's yeah I've never seen it firsthand but it's

no neither about to say the least because you like to think that they don't exist but obviously they're out there what are you saying Jim Uh Neo-Nazi bad

White supremacy bad Uh Big Titties for all Good Mm-hmm Yeah For real No but the fact that they're JAR fans

Like there's no correlation there People can be fans of all sorts of bullshit and be Yeah They could be fans of Nimjadis can talk Who do you think they really are? Do you think they're just, like, lost 13-year-olds, like, realistically? Mm-hmm. Or just lost people.

Lost people. Lost people. Lost people. James, if you had to define them as, like, a Duma, or a Coomber, or a boomer, or a... Why do I have to do that? I don't know the difference between any of them. because you're... you are our guy to Fawchan. Chan more. You have been on Ruben, yes you have. No, you were on it all the time. Don't even

Don't even. You were on it all the time. That was your thing, like a whole year. I was on Fordran, but I was on the anime board looking at anime figures. So you're using it for its intended purpose, right? Yes, I wasn't on B looking at

You laugh, you lose. Yeah, like you were, you... I mean, that was kind of funny back in the day. Yeah, so you're the 4chan expert here, not me. I'm the Portchand of what anime statue to Hotglu. I'm sorry, you had it coming.

So, I don't know, I feel like you just knew more about that, James. No, not that much. I'm not that more than a whole thing. Paraka fan 69 is a good one. Alex, as a dinosaur man, did you ever watch the BBC show Prime Evil? if so do you have any opinions about it

do you guys remember prime evil yeah it was ITV yeah it was ITV wasn't it I was quite a primeval fan it was their answer to Doctor Who and it was better than Doctor Who it was awful they're both awful

yeah they are both awful do you do you remember this this weird fucking like two part movie called Dynotopia that was on like TV Jim might remember it Dynotapy. Yeah.

Please, Google image search Dynotopia. There's this weird, like, talking dinosaurs in it. These people, like, stumble across, like, a dino universe, where they've, like, evolved to be the apex species, like, to the point, kind of like that top Trump card where they're, like, the intelligent. Holy shit, it's got the guy from... Wentworth Miller.

Yeah. from, yeah, I know his face. Prison Break. He's from Prison Break. Yeah, it's the main go from Prison Break. Yeah, he's in his idea. Wait, and he's got goddamn, the go from

Harry Potter episode three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, David Seameless. Yeah, we'll have to do a jar video on Dinotopia one day, but Prime Evil was what the question was. Oh, Lee Evans was also, right?

That's the last bit of... He was the voice, he did a voice of one of the dinosaurs. He was like a CG dinosaur. Lee Evans did the voice for it. It was really fucking weird. Lee Evans' Well Good Show.

But Prime Evil, do you remember that? It had like a dibby in it. I remember even at the time being embarrassed by the visual effects in it. Yeah, it was awful. There was something so embarrassing about watching actors interact with a thing that they knew wasn't, that they knew it was going to be a thing.

But it was so primitive that the direction of it was so poor that they were interacting in just the most bizarre ways. No one knew how to to be. I remember that. It was always feeling like, wow, this is embarrassing. It didn't look good at all. Like, Gollum looks good in execution.

Like, the primeval dinosaurs look just so bad. And the acting just all around was really bad and really fan servicey, kind of like Doctor Jee. It was a good show, though, overall. Yeah, it was a pretty good show, though, overall.

Okay, let's end on this one then There's a question for James From Elvichu Condon Who says this And bear with me because this is going to be really fucking hard to read Question specifically for James If anyone else wants to chime in, feel free Okay, shoot me

Listen carefully James, all right Do you think Madara Uchiha With the Eternal Mangikyo Sheringan and the perfect Sassuunu wielding the Rinnigan with all of the genjutsu at his peak could defeat the sage of six paths using sage mode with control over the beju. Um, uh, Ken, it would beat both of them. Anyone else have anything for that one?

Uh, I think that personally, um, I'm always going to say I think the master chief would probably do it, to be honest of you. I think he would win. Deliver hope. That being said, that's the end of episode three, a corncast. We only just work to her to sit down. No!