JAR Media Posdact - PWADOWWAHOF

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:03 Housekeeping 26:32 Cast Feedback 35:18 Alex Started Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 43:19 Adventure Time 45:59 Assumptions 49:34 Mid Break 51:25 What's up dudes? 52:05 Unleash Bonesaw 53:05 DM Simon Pegg 54:17 The End of an Era 55:50 Jim gets caught out by dumb question 57:33 100% in this day and age 1:00:45 Big Mouth has finally ended 1:05:22 Truck Nuts 1:12:23 Sounds for Small Video Game Maker

Ah They call me Mr. Chicklet Nowadays For reasons Because wherever I go there's a line of chicks following me For the same reason they call you, Like a duck. Because all the pups

All my pups That line of pups that are always filthly Karrath following you Hmm Thoughts on pups Um Um I like pups

Who let the pups out I suppose a pup is more of a Yeah I'm so bloody I'm so puply I'm so puply good afternoon, morning, evening or night Ladies and gentlemen Or pup

And welcome to Brocaust season two episode 12. I'm the host Mr. Chicken with Pup Filthy. Hello, Pup Filthy Inside of the Home. Pup filthy Oh, Rour, oh!

Pup filthy inside of the home. Oh, oh, oh! Today we're going to be ranking our pups. D-tier. Not Pup Filthy. This is weird bros of Tuesday. we are having some scheduling issues so we had to record this one early so some craziness could have happened and we normally record like days later um so there's lesser gap but today is not

one of those days and i was getting scared today is just a normal day do you want to know why i was getting scared why because we need we normally need at least a few days for things to percolate You know what I'm saying? For things to marinate, for things to registrate, for the jarlings to populate. Yeah, to pupulate. You know, populate those comments, those suggestion threads. And those Reddit threads, of course.

And yes, of course, the pup filthy threads over on the jar media pup puppet. Oh, slash pup filthy. And, yeah, I guess the jar media patrons coming in clutch. they're carrying this episode on their backs their filthy pup backs like they do with every episode to be true absolutely true so I suppose I brought it up let's not get too deep into the show before we shout out those jar media pup filthies over on the patreon who make many many things possible like the show and the audio especially the raw unfiltered mp3 over on the Patreon ad free.

Want me to say that again? Raw and filtered MP3 on Patreon ad pray. Name so rice, you say it thrice. Oh, oh, oh! You bark it thrice.

Um, that's not all. There's tear after tear, after tier, after tier, after tier, after tier, after tier, after tier, that's the dance. What,

oh, the Spondrial dance. No. The president dance. Oh yeah forgot about that Um The first or second week of each month We read out the patron names

Um I guess this will technically be In next month But Oh We have our internal rule Where if we record it in previous month Doesn't count yet

So it'll be the one after this It's made to me It's May day for me Mayday, Mayday Mayday, Pupp Filthies on the scene Oh shit Flashback memory that

had previously been lost we saw a Maybug the other day that was bizarre in fact I'd had quite a few drinks so I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating just out of like excitement or yeah yeah yeah wish

and it flew right into Sammy's greaser and got cooked yeah that shit was in my rap I had a Maybug rap they're rare as well I haven't seen one since rare as hell and it was it was 17 it is May

And we saw a Maybug. Yeah, they're big. Yeah. I was right there. I was freaking out, and then it got scared and flew into Sammy's greaser. Yeah. Got coked. That Maybug is coked, the last one.

Didn't make the rap extra, extra yummy, though. Yeah, yeah. That Mayday seasoning. Mayday, May day. But, bro, that's not all. Jaff to hours is what's really been juicing up that patron as of late. Just some golden, like a golden, like a golden, like a golden shower like a shower of gold yeah like a golden shower that's how I'd put

it a raining shower of gold um what have we got over there we got jar divers with logan yeah feet Logan that was the latest one that was fire played a full uh operation on hell divers um and the matchmaking's been broken because it's so popular right now and we figured oh whatever it's probably just just going to be the two of us but who drops in but this legend dude named after wolverine lives in iceland has a whole grow operation whole all this law crazy hour um he got a bit spicy at points so had to take some stuff out i put all this editing into that video um mostly just like having to blur out

names and stuff um but then people are more hyped about argi cuddle what um in the last episode when you went to go shit yourself oh yeah um argy came in

and I picked him up and cuddled him for five minutes so I took that out and put it on the Patreon okay now it's everyone's favorite a Patreon

fuck say I hate that asshole he fucking steals the spotlight he shows up for like five minutes literally he shows up for five minutes literally for five minutes takes the whole spotlight and on that note

I need to bring this up I need to bring this up just because it's relevant to this. On the note of Bubby Barty. Yeah. Someone put a thread of it on the subreddit and left a comment, not paying until we get one with Paisley, but we won't because they hate her and never give her cuddles. Show Paisley's some more love then.

Yeah, nobody wants to see her. That Mayburg is above Paisley in the pecking order of cuteness. Yeah. according to jarlings um but man that's not all there are so many other ja after hours there's a whole collection going up we got the mars express as they say the snider song we've got multiple videos on Elon Musk for some reason a cinema sins video invincible season three um we have a separate hell divers video that's like two hours of just hell divers content over there um and lego death sound match which speaking of i did do the vote on the community tab so and this is confusing

because we're recording it before it will have gone live this Friday which will be last Friday to you listening because that's the one that has won the vote the they want like that sounds okay yeah cool yeah fire good choice yeah so for the month of May you get Lego death saw Lego death sound match ah I'm always happy when that section's over the the formalities you can just cut loose now Be real. Be ordinary. Be real.

Isn't that that app? Oh, be real. Yeah, it is an app. That lasted five minutes. Yeah, how did it work? What was the gimmick of Be Real? Someone, like, posts a picture of where they are and then you get, like, dinged? Like, take a picture of what you're doing right now.

No, wasn't it like, you have to take a photo now? If you don't do it now, then you're never going to get to do it. The SAS troopers knock down your door and get you. Yeah, stressful. I hated that idea from the beginning. I hate all of them. Because it's like, oh, I've got to be doing something exciting right now, even though I'm doing a poop.

Yeah. Quick, get the green screen out. Quick, I need to finish my poop so I can stand up and snag a pick. Yeah. Why do you got to be showing everyone everything all the time? Yeah, why do you have to share your poop with people? That should be yours. Have a little secret.

Yeah, have a little secret poop. Have a little something for yourself. Have a little special time. Get a box of chocolates and a cup of tea and just much without taking a picture. Unless you want it for yourself. Right. Let's do some housekeeping then when we round off conversations from the previous week or a previous day as of us recording. It was yesterday.

Yeah. Alex My Man 2624 says hello. quick comment on the Sona song from this year's Eurovision song contest. It was Sweden's entry. It was actually written and performed by a Swedish-speaking comedy group from the small village of Vora, Finland. I apologise in advance for pronunciation, I don't know. It's not far from where I live. The Swedish-speaking Finns are a small minority of people in an even smaller country.

Though Swedish is Finland's second language, is Finland's second language, officially, It's not uncommon for Feno Swedes, or is it Fino Swedes, to be discriminated against. There's an entire political party called the True Fins that want to erase the language from school curriculums and such. I know multiple people who have been attacked on the street because they were heard speaking Swedish. There's a slur specifically made for us here. The fact that Kaj, a Fino-Swedish comedy group, wrote a song in not only their native language, but in their native Vora dialect. I'm sorry. And they made it to the fourth place.

It was a big deal for us. Our president even met with them. For many of us, it was the first time that it felt like we really existed. I could go on about this for a long time and the comment is already getting long. I was just excited to hear you guys mention the song and I felt I had to comment. Bear Bear Bear, the Swedish-speaking Finnish Ostrobhnean Jarling. Let's go. Let's go.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, ooh. Sorry, I was just getting. I just had that feeling. I just had that feeling I know the feel But Vora Vora Wahoo I found

I'll be honest I found that I found that kind of difficult to follow Ostrobothnian I don't know Europe You know Me neither I find I find like

I find a little island bro Yeah I feel like if you live somewhere That's bigger than Little Island It like I don't understand it Do you know, like the scale just Don't get Don't understand

I mean I've barely been anywhere in the UK Yeah Let alone The big wide world Yeah I like my little tiny home Yeah I like it closed off Safe and sound

Yeah Anything happens outside of it You're my enemy Exactly But I'm happy for you I think Eurovision Means a lot to people who live in Europe

Pooh Vestigator said this Hey guys, Texas Jarling here You can't swim in the water Because they put razor blades in the water Hope that helps answer your question You're a liar You think I didn't recognise you Which water, what?

Pooh Vestigator We're saying about surfing in Texas ocean In the Gulf of I hate this guy Mexico Jim's got beef for Pooh Vestigator Nah, we're chill Well I hate him now

I forgive him now just now the razor comment was quite funny to me then putting razors in the texas water it's quite a funny one to me that's razors in the texas water yeah that's like a radio head lyric

their new album's finally come out what yeah it's called razors in the texas no pooh vasigator he's actually uh Yeah. Tom York. Thumb Thorke.

Thumb York. Thumb. Edmack 8212 said, Amazing how gay German people sound like phantom menace Trade Federation guys, laugh crying emoji. Which?

I guess he means the Rebel guy. No, but which trade federation guys? You know, Newt Gunray. Which are. I don't think is correct. Wrong, wrong stereotype, dude. Yeah, I'm not going to say, which. I can't really do this one.

I'll let George tell you which. I would do it, but I... No one can do it. Only the guy behind the mask. Yeah. Otherwise, it's prison. My actual prison sentence. Yeah.

By the woke mob, they'll get you. Can't have shit. Can't have Newt Gumbry. Can't have nothing nice. Nowadays, no waddo. No. jar jar bink no newt

no nuke gun ray or the trade federation nuke gun ray um hello one p o7 eq said another episode jesus i'm genuinely losing my grip of time same yeah that's real as fuck

some weeks take years to go by and some days take seconds are you a philosopher or something I'm some sort of Nietzsche, if you will. Oh. Well, speaking of Nietzsche and philosophizing. Wujitsu 7-7 Usi said,

Where is Rubin and James? And not a single mention of the House of Wall's expansion? What the hell goes? And they just announced the Taken King. No discussion? What the fuck is happening? What? Yeah, so they just announced the...

The Taken King expansion. for destiny destiny one because destiny did you play that far did you play the yeah i played the taken king it was dog ass hater dude that whole fucking game's stop it don't why did you bring this shit fucking up to make you mad for content bleh are you aura farming i'm anger that's where james and reuben are there They're aura farming. On Destiny 1. Yeah, they're aura farming on the Taken King.

Ng Frill says 42 is also the episode number of the curry episode. What? Okay, maybe I'm starting to censor pattern. What? That's quite weird, isn't it? I feel like I'm slipping. Say it again, read it again. Did he slip on your poopie?

No, the poopie was more like Velcro. you're stuck to it Yeah Oh dear Can't slip Can't slip won't slip Can you read the comment again Ing Frill said

42 is also the number Of the curry episode Oh Oh Oh Oh The number 42 The scariest number

Patterns are real people Patterns are real Paisley Argyle Patterns Patents Yeah I've got the Argyr pattern

I got the Paisley patent. I 3D print them daily because I kill them and then I just 3D print a new one when I've killed my animals. Cool. That's bad. I would never kill an animal

unless it's a Maybug and then I'd watch Argy kill one. That's different. That is different. Can I criticize criticize me killing animals? No, criticize it's Daredevil season three.

Can we get through housekeeping? Have you finished it? No, but there's one bit that, like, you've just reminded me, and I was like, um, fine, you've already brought up. Yeah, I'm sorry, like, this is, this is the most, like, classic fucking jar, like, bringing up Daredevil randomly and then talking about, we just, anyway, um, there's a bit right where he, like, teams up with a cop. Yeah. And Daredevil's got, like, really good hearing and stuff, and they're in a van or whatever. Yeah.

And they're being attacked. Um. And Daredevil is like pointing out to the cop where the guys are so the cop can shoot and kill these people. Oh yeah, that's a cool scene. But I'm like, wait, hold it, isn't your whole thing that like you won't kill people? He's just like... I swear they were like undercover something... I can't remember it was ages ago since I saw it.

I was just like, wait a minute. It's this, you know, it's the loophole of like, I'm not doing it. Yeah, but like... It's like the, you know, the first start. night movie Batman yeah and that's that's like bullshit I hate that that's like that's not what Batman does

right he's like I'm sure there's a chapter in the Bible that justifies doing that there's chapters in the Bible that justify way worse like that the devil could be doing so much more evil shit than he is he's an agent of Catholicism that's like the most evil thing you can be

how do you think he feels about a new pope um I reckon dare devil should be the new pope How sick for it be If Daredebel were like stepped out The smoke goes red And he steps out in the thing And I was like

The steam starts playing Ding ding ding Yeah Or it's Wilson Fisk Oh He's a different religion He's a Mormon The Mormon king

Or whatever they do The Mormon king Three or three Oh boy world seven says Hey guys how's it going just chilling got some loud candles just hissing away yeah they're screaming

the candles are good I'll tell you that much yeah clashing scents though is that intentional no it's more just for the meiz en scene the ambiance the the beep

Yeah. I drank a, um, a Red Bull Zero today. Mm-hmm. Delicious. Um, which has no caffeine in. But it's, it's affecting me more than ones that have caffeine in. How so? Maybe it's made up of maybugs.

Is it making you bleed? It's giving me internal bleeding and making me murder animals. Bugs or larger creatures? Hmm. Can I get into legal problems? Not if you just describe it in video games. game form? Oh, yeah, I killed a pig in Minecraft. I killed a other animals, an alpaca in Minecraft. A horse? A horse in

Minecraft? That's fucked. A dog? I stomped on that dog in my mind. No. No. No, this isn't funny. Animals need protecting. And I'm serious about that. But also, so do trees. They're living as well. Aren't they? Okay, you have to wipe out either all types of one tree or all types of one animal all types of one animal what's been in by that? All versions

of one animal or all types of one tree I don't know what you're mean by this maybe like I could get rid of an annoying tree that sucks can a tree suck hmm let me just do a quick search

animals can suck What is the most dangerous tree? Surely the biggest tree because it can fall on the most people. The hippermane mancinella is widely considered the most dangerous tree due to its toxic sap and fruit. All parts of the tree are poisonous and even standing under it in the rain can cause skin irritation and blisters. The tree's fruit known as the little apple of death is also highly toxic. Yeah, we can get rid of these guys. That's the garden of Eden tree.

Well, there'll be some, like, some cringy, really specific bird that can only eat the apple of death or something. Yeah, if you get rid of that. Yeah. Everything goes out of whack. Planet dead within 48 hours. Like I saw, I actually go on Facebook occasionally now. E. I know.

But only, because it's like the, it's the only social media you can actually go on that represents, like, your local area in some way. Right. But you can see crazy car chases and stuff. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I know. that road. But there was a post of like a Dave and Attenborough quote and he was like, when you handle snails be so, so gentle with them. Like garden snails. Yeah. I'm like, I'm trying to grow wildflowers. I need these guys out of my damn way. I'm gonna stomp them

like I stump dogs in Minecraft. Smash cut to you going Neegan on snails. I don't, I don't smash them. Do you launch them? I launch them. Why a tea? Um, I said, I give them to Jeff Bezos to take up to space. And they love it. They squeal with glee. I feel like that's where they came from. Mollusks.

Yeah, like slime gunge creatures that... They just are nowhere during the day and then at night they just appear. Or when it rains. Like, they're just there. And, like, their trail always just starts. it's like a it's like they loaded in they spawned in yeah you got within like 30 meters

of their spawn point and they just appear shit pisses me off man I hate how blatantly obvious it is that life isn't real uh huh like we went to a microbrewer the other day and there was literally the same NPC

running in circles yeah like way too fast no human can do that yeah he was running like like Bucky in the winter soldier do you mean like cap on your left they both run don't they

they like run on the highway you mean in civil war you idiot oh what they're all this no the winter soldier is the film where they introduce Bucky as the winter soldier and doesn't he run? No Cap's running and it's the on your left stuff I remember that on your left but

doesn't he also run and sprint down a highway no that's civil war yeah because he's running away and Caps chasing him And then Black Panthers like As well He's jumping around It's coming back to me now

Yeah And the way they filmed it was by putting like treadmills They were running on treadmills That's why it looks so funny While moving the treadmill really fast Well the treadmills like zooming And they're running on it

Oh so it's like an airport When you're on the Yeah yeah yeah Right right Yeah That's kind of fire It's pretty fire It's kind of a cool movie

Um Punchman 5552 said Who would win in a fight Skibbidi Jim or Venomized Alex Venomized Alex For sure See I was thinking that

But then I remembered that I thought all the skibbidi Like monsters have big speakers and stuff on them Oh No they're like cameras Right It's the toilets versus the cameras I need to wait till Michael Bay Yeah, he can explain the law

There might be a speaker one If there's a speaker one, then Skibbidi, I guess Vishal Calli Charran 7710 said, What is this even about? Nothing. What's anything about?

Pale Way. The only thing that's real is a feeling. You know? Pinch me, I must be dreaming. Pinch me, I bleed. Mm.

Classic Spider-Man T. Um, ooh, I got some good, good guys, not bad guys, unlike the comment section, which is the bad guys, but the good guys are on the pay to win jar media group chat. Like Cleo the Minge Muncher. Another question. I didn't even screenshot the other one, so it's just this one. I shouldn't have read that. Would you ever come to Australia? And if so, do you want to go to the?

pub together? Yes and yes. And yes, especially if you've got a goonsack back at your place. Dude, if I'm out in the outback and someone's like, I, you want to come back to my place? I've gone a game sake. It's like, I'm in. I was there yesterday. As in say, I'm so hyped that I've gone back in time. Right, yes, yes. I need that Ginzac yesterday. Yeah, that's probably better phrasing. Yes. Why can I never phrase things right and other people just phrase them cooler?

I'd love to go to Australia again. But it's ever so far away and really expensive. That's the main part. Yeah. And you're like jet lag for like five days. Then you get used to it and then you're like... Well, time to get home. Bye.

Yeah, I can't afford to be here anymore. Rutt Row Raggy Ruby Dew has taken the pub. said might be a little too real but I'd love to hear how you guys are feeling about the cast are you happy with where it is at the moment are there any ideas you'd like to explore whether it be untouched topics or change up in the format and Roo Ruh Rumpkin Riz Rinsing Rit says actually to follow on this does Alex have a loose end date in mind or is he planning to keep it going for as long as humanly possible like I'm thinking when he's 50 years old or something

Are you going to make him real? I want to morph into Tim. You want to age into him and then like stop. Make that expression and then it ends. Yeah. So what do you think? What do I think of that end plan or the rest of the question? Either of these questions, how are you feeling about the cast?

Are you happy with where it is at the moment? I am. I feel like there's always, um, like ideas and like, from, From the get-go, there was always like ideas and ambitions, but there's like, A, a time thing and B

a, like, a fear factor for me, I think. Really? Like, what do you mean? Well, I don't know. Like, too much ambition gets like... It's like too much booty in the pants. Yeah. yeah but like there's there's more like weight on it then i guess

if that makes sense like what like what do you mean i don't know what ambition i don't i don't know i want to be a youtube boxer yeah like i want to be on fight night or whatever the fuck it's called oh you want to be you know we can save creator clash three yeah let's jump in no i i i love the um the community that we have i think like yeah like that that is the whole thing like without without that it's like a um self-fulful cycle of optimism yes yes we're we're unchanging

youtube has by the day yeah and the the variety of the um after hours is like yeah i agree yeah it's awesome but there's there's never been like a okay we need this by this we need blah blue ble ble ble it's just we just do the cast each week yeah yeah i i guess happens happens yeah i guess what i'm talking about more so would be a a separate thing but i've always thought about like my own like like stuff I could talk about like stuff I'm really into that I could go really in depth yeah I had that thought with um reload animation appreciation yeah yeah like that someone else has done it now have they yeah and it's like huge well I mean you're

welcome no but there like there are also people that are way more qualified to do that like yeah there was the guy the animator guy um who's who's who's name I'm blanking on he did a bunch of animations for like time for modern warfare um like all that stuff he he's incredibly good and knowing like if he were to make videos like that like which I guess he wouldn't because he's like he's the one making the best animations yeah but like somebody in the business in the animation business they're going to know their shit and be able to express themselves way better than I will um and I guess I guess I feel the same way about, like, anything I would want to talk about.

Like, there's going to be someone more qualified, more apt. But then, but there's always someone better slash more qualified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, at a certain point, it's fine to just be, like, an enthusiast thing. Like, I was watching videos of, like, Galador Lego sets ranked, the most offensive Lego sets yet. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And yeah, like, my thinking is wrong.

It's like I, I will criticize myself more harshly for anything than other people, you know. That's what it stems from. It's not actually like based in anything real. And also, you're coming from a point of demanding some sort of substance from yourself when you're forgetting the landscape of YouTube. but also like I I want to do other things as well like I think it would require too much of me yeah so the the things I do care about like the media and stuff and whatever like I I try to express myself as best I can in this format you know it's it's like the the best way I can get it out, you know, without, um, like I, I could express myself in more

apt and concise ways if I, like, stopped and wrote down my thoughts and stuff, but I can get it out without, without, I, at that point, yeah. Yeah, and I can get it out without the pressure and lose some of the conciseness through conversational interaction instead. And as far as an end date, no, I don't have one in mind. it was never like right we're going to do 200 episodes and then say night to night

it's kind of the inverse of like most YouTuber podcasts barely get into double digits um before something happens they fall apart um yeah real

uh got one more here from Billy who hey guys a couple episodes ago Alex said he hasn't had an eye test in maybe 20 years As a student optometrist, I'm here to tell you how important it is to get them regularly, as it can tell you so much about your general health and not just your eye health.

So shame on you. All jokes aside, this is my first time commenting something, so thanks for making these silly casts. They've been making my day for a good few years now. Bear bear boys or something. Tee-hue or something. I actually, after I read this, I booked an eye test. Really?

Yeah. I've got one in June. Well, a good shout. I mean, yeah. Doing a better job You might go cringy and get glasses Hi, I've got glasses with a fake glass in them Just so I can try and look like Hassan Piker

Just so I can kind of be my inner Clark Kent Yeah, bray Um, ew When's Superman out? June or July? Why is the dog CGI? Um, more ethical For how much and how many fights

sits in. More ethical to the... How many fights sits in? Yeah. Crypto fights. Okay. Um... And drags him around and goes...

Rha! Is it more ethical on the animators? No one cares about it. They don't have human rights. But dogs do? Yeah, dogs have better human rights than animators in Hollywood. Okay. I'm glad we cleared that up.

I just don't like that I can tell that it's like CG you know that kind of piss I don't but did you see that shot of Superman lying on his bed and Crypto's like lying on him yeah I was like that's one fake ass dog no that was a I think this movie's gonna be good moment I think the movie's gonna be good like really good because there was the CG dog in Guardians 3 yeah and that was funny yeah but at the same time it was like why does this dog look like a fucking glup you know I feel I feel like there's so many glup in those worlds he's presenting that it doesn't bother me at all you know you have a CG tree you got like purple dudes and yeah but I know what a dog looks like I don't know what a tree man looks like you do Groot well I do now because they showed him to me but I know what a dog wearing a space suit looks like well I know something you might like yeah actually something you probably won't like uh-huh now that I've played played a few hours of it.

I bought Expedition 33. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's it called? It's a weird name. Claire Obscura, Expedition 33. Or something. Oh, so now you think I won't like it? I actually think you will hate it.

Really? Gameplay? Let's just say Final Fantasy 13 has been done right. Wait, what? I was really not expecting it to remind me so much of Final Fantasy 13. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. In what way? Gameplay wise or? Um, not story-wise, obviously. Well, then I might like it. Yeah. Like, all the things that Final Fantasy 13 did wrong, it does right. Okay.

As well as the things Final Fantasy 13 did right, it does right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it have that linearity? Um, way less linear. Right. And I'm only like three, four hours in. I mean, I never really played Final Fantasy 13. But just in the way, like, you're running around the world with your guy or girl or whatever.

And then you can, like, attack an enemy early and then you get, like, you're in the turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Closer or whatever. The music and the biomes and stuff like that. It was definitely reminding me of it. Okay. I mean, I played fucking Child of Light. I know what's up.

Mm. Because I haven't really, like, played a JRP. I think the last one I played was Octopath Traveler 2. Yeah, the last one I would have played would be Octopath Traveler. One. And it's got, yeah. I mean, it's a turn-based RPG. They all have lots in common.

Yeah, I'm thinking about it, I don't know why I said I don't like turn-based RPGs because I've actually played and enjoyed loads of them. Yeah. It took me a couple hours for it to, like, start hooking its dopamine into me. Or I guess I hook my dopamine into it. Hmm I'll have to think about that Work on that simile

Yeah At first There was one really distracting thing The main daredevil Yeah He's like the main dude But his face looks identical To Robert Pattinson

Like he looks identical to Robert Pattinson Yeah See when I first saw the game I was like Is Robert Pattinson in this Because Daredevil The actor is British Yeah

So then I was seeing him speaking And I was like wait what the fuck Is that here? So it's Robert Pattinson With Daredevil's voice Yeah And Andy Circus is in it as well But he looks like

Piers Broznan Oh James Bond Yeah Wow So I don't know if they like Use these actors as like References or something

Maybe Is that legal To like use their likeness Only with the Permission, right? No no it's fine Because Daredevil's the voice As long as they have a different

British person doing the voice Then it's fine As long as they're the same race, i.e. British. Yeah. As long as they're from the British race, then it's all good, even though it's a French game.

Yeah. That's crazy. We've ended the 100-year war with this game. Like British and French people working together. Finally. Yeah, it's finally over. And now I've got to take back everything I've said about the French, because just with Mars Express and now this,

it's just, you know what? Fine. With that song from Rattah, Tooie? Fine. You've got me. That song's a strike against France. Are you joking? Take that back. No.

Take that back or Daredevil punches, you hard. Dude, I think that actor is so good. Yeah, he's fine. He's so fucking good in that show. Yeah. Sorry to pivot back to Daredevil, but fuck we, he's so fucking sick. Do you want to Spider-Man kiss Daredevil? Um,

with his mask on. Yeah, but this is, the black, like, the, like, the, like, tarp. Yeah, yeah, but this is you in, your brain in the body of the blonde woman from that show. Oh, and he's upside down? Yeah. Um, uh, um, I can't be foggy. You want to kiss foggy? No, I want to be Foggy being kissed by Daredevil

It's upside down Your brain in Foggy's body And in Spider-Man costume You're in Spider-Man You're in Sam Ramey's Spider-Man But Daredevil from the show And Foggy have come through a portal And your brain is in Foggy's body

Am I Foggy in a Spider-Man seat Because then I'll bang daredevil He's a lecturer in this timeline Who is? Foggy. Foggy's Elektra? Okay. And he's gone through a portal into Spider-Man. Into Sam Ramey's Spider-Man. Yeah.

Which turns Daredevil gay. Ah. But surely he's already gay if in this timeline Foggy is Electra. Yep. So it turned him super gay. Okay. Ready to upside-down kiss. Okay.

Yeah, sure. then yes nice so Expedition 33 is a good game it sounds awesome if it's anything like what you're describing sounds great yeah

I like the battle system I like the particles flying around the music's cool have you met that character that I was trying to describe you say he's got like a plate face yeah I think it's like their version of a

Oh god What are they Mughal Type thing It's like a salesman Like a pig thing Salesman Yeah this this wooden dude

He's got like a bell A bell It's like this wooden guy Who shows up and he's like Hey let me buy you some Come and buy some goods off my store No no he's like in your party Oh no then

No I'm got that fur I've only just got I'm in the water world For anyone Who's played it and knows of haven't played it as being discussed but I'm a little bit happy with that you know that Jessica Jones is coming back right? Oh yeah yeah

the daredevil the actor from Expedition 33 was on stage and he was like and guess who's back baby and then Jessica Jones walks out and it what a comic con yeah I swear to fucking God to say what that Jessica Jones is in the new dare devil show no like she's coming back or whatever i swear this happened you're scaring me and

nobody was talking about it like they're is jessica jones coming back jessica jones's confirmed appearance in daredevil born again opens the door for more and defender's saga return Yeah, that was like the Google AI. Thanks, Gemini. Sorry, spoilers, I guess, for Daredevil Born Again, but I guess she's in it. I don't know. Oh, I haven't seen that. Neither have I, but I'm going to, I guess.

I don't know if it's meant to be any good. Yeah. I really don't know any more what's happening. I hope it is. But... Did you want to say anything more about Daredevil while we're on this sort of? I haven't finished it yet. Okay, wait for you to finish it then.

Then you can talk about it. Um, I, I just want to shout out Adventure Time. Grinch. I've been watching that as well. I've never seen an episode of it. Really? Yeah. You, are you serious?

Literally never. I've only ever seen clips. I think it's SpongeBob tier. No. bro bro it's too it's not

um it's too too awesome like I it is bro give me one reason give me one

wrong vibes it's not it's the vibe it's not sponge bob vibes it's not nothing is it's nothing is it's fun man I believe that I believe it but I don't believe it's fun all he's like he's got this scream that he does and it gets me every time but it's not sponge and then Jake

the dog he'd be just be saying the funniest things we have the same sense of humor me and Jake is he your friend he's yeah my stretchy friend look I believe you I believe I believe you they're 10 minute episodes oh really yeah that's cool I like that There's like a 500 episodes of it or something. Jesus. I've, like, watched like 20 episodes from the first season. But it has law, bro.

Has law? SpongeBob is in it. He's the ice king. Yeah, I know. Gunter. Is Patrick in it? Maybe. Mr. Crabs was in an episode.

Yeah? Mark Hamill was in it. Fucking Rick and Morty fucking guy was in it. Yeah. Which we don't talk about. But yeah. I don't know. It's cool.

you've been watching rick and morty lately on the new season of richard and mortify and i gotta say not as good as the previous season yeah not as funny see i i just rewatched the dragon episode over and over because that's the good one i never saw that one is that a bad episode or something really yeah that it fucking sucks

could i have evil morty though uh no Um, last thing I want to shut out before we go to... There's Richard and Mortifer. The middle of the break. Is this song that you made me learn. Assumptions by Sam Galletry. A Scottish man.

Do you want to explain it? the um the guy the guy yeah I mean being a man of peace these days

and only social media being YouTube shorts I mean YouTube in general but like YouTube shorts is that only thing I scroll um but like one day

all of my shorts just got subsumed by one man and one man alone and men other men trying to be this man but men and women trying to be this man but never quite reaching the heights of the blue shirt guy um he's got too much booty in the pants he's got genuinely too much

booty in the pants he kind of has proven that it's not about the actual quantity of booty in the pants to to have too much booty in the pants like he's got booty beyond how much physical booty he's got because of that fang can move he's got moves I've never seen before I've never seen before I've never seen anything move like that

so you're showing me these YouTube shorts with these booty dances the blue shirt guy the blue shirt guy to the song assumptions slowed down version and I sound hounded it and then added it Spotify

and then I keep listening to it while doing the booty dance while walking down the street ding ding ding ding yeah the second um bottom g onboarded to blue shirt guys dance then it was over what bottom g

blocking the stairs what he's saying what he's saying to me I can't I can't there's too much bottom G top G bottom G oh

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Bompuji at the bottom of the stairs. Right, right. Controlling with blue shirt guy dance. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm with you now. Yeah. Yeah, that was when I was like, oh, okay.

Yeah. There's something to this. Yeah. Well, no, I'll be honest. From the second I saw the original one, I was like, okay, yeah, I'm down. I'm in. Let me see where this can go. And all it is is just people trying to replicate it and nobody can quite get it.

it as good. No. So, that's my challenge for the year. Nail it. Yeah. Is he in like a dance class as well? Yeah, it seems like it. And you found the GIF on WhatsApp,

which means I guess I can put it up there for while we're talking about it. Can you put it up there for the whole episode? Maybe. No promises. From this point onwards. Maybe. maybe I can do that

see how you feel yeah I'll see how I'll go off my feelings do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Wow That's hypnotizing I guess we'll see after these messages Amazing Pooh with a dash of wee with a hint of fart

Too much Chinese food in the pants I think you've got an alarm or something. It'll be the argy alarm. Why has you got an alarm saying arg? It's from when I looked after him so I wouldn't forget to feed him. Oh yeah, I've got to give him a little cuddle for five minutes. Because he's so quiet. hides.

Yeah. I've finally turned it off. It's been like a week. More many weeks in the week. Welcome to the second half of the cast. The... The... The baby.

Can you go... Oh! No. Oh! Which Lego Death Sound is that? Ugh! Oh! That was a good one.

Man, how do you get that job? I want that job. Um... You gotta be clunged up. Damn it. Well, I guess this is the part where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the Jam Media subreddit and answers some questions. Or something. Huh?

Um... If you got this far, comment... Brat Scrut! No, just the first bit, not Jim's bit. Do both bits if you get this far. If you get this far, do both. No, if you comment Jim's bit, I'll delete your comment and ban you.

Yeah, I actually beep every time I did it. Yeah. Max, the average one. Get us going? What's up, dudes? What's up? What's up, Max? How you doing?

How you doing, babe? How you doing, babe? Can you do the dance? Bum, bum, bum, da-da-d-d-d-da-d-da-d-d-d-d-. Oh, I should play it on the jaw harp. Oh, shit, yeah. Yeah. Can you learn it on the br-r-br-br-br-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pane. That thing.

B-pbamp-pah-p-p--. Avengers. Yeah. Yeah. P-rrrr-br. James is wrong again says Can you please, please, please Unleash your inner Bonesaw McGraw

Oh yeah Bonesaw is ready What's something he says Something homophobic No that Spider-Man's homophobic to him Who made your suit, your boyfriend Hey Oh yeah

What is he He says Bonesaur is ready. Bonesaw is ready. And then Spider-Man goes, I'm not ready for this engagement. I don't know if I'm ready for this one. He needs to be Snarkia. I don't know if I'm ready for this one.

Hey, I like this Spider-Man. He reminds me of a certain hedgehog. Yeah, it's, um... Ah, never mind. Yeah, never mind. Yeah, whatever. Movie Manperson says, I run the biggest red letter media

fan page on Instagram. Recently, Simon Pegg mentioned me in his story. This means I'm now in his DMs and can send him anything I want, and he'll see it until he blocks me. What should I send slash ask him? The blue dancing guy. Blue shirt fucking guy.

Yeah. Please. Please. Please. And get him to do it. in Mission Impossible Sent him Wotto Gifts

Hmm Baby Leia being chased by a chili pepper Giff No, it's logic It's not logic Send him a logic In Rick and Morty Giff

Yeah I don't want to be logic Today Logic today teamed up with Seth MacFarlane, right? That was him. They did a song together. I believe you are correct.

Yeah. I believe you are correct. And most polone. And most balone. You are correct. Or something. Hmm. Well, Gray Tickles has one for us.

Okay. Hope you're not feeling too tickley. I'm angry. What happened to that guy that would ask the human centiby question in every suggestion thread? Did he get banned? No. He died. The mild harassment has finally stopped. Do you want to know why?

Why? Let's just say I made a deal with the devil. You killed him. Like dogs in Minecraft, I stomped him. Into an agreement. In Minecraft. In Minecraft. Um...

we did on the last Sardonicast the Human Centipy trilogy oh okay and he said he'd stop asking it if I answered the question on that podcast oh shit did you which I did no way yeah and so far he's been true to his word wow fuck okay so maybe it really is the final bye bye bye see you bye bye hello hello or bye bye-bye. I say yes. I say Rick and Morty.

You say adventure time. And I say sponge, sponge. I just thought of a good draftor I was actually. Or something. Sponge related. No. Steve Jeeps said, stove jeeps said, hey guys, long time minger, first time timer.

I need some advice. Okay. I need ten perks to get high. Thoughts? Thoughts? Thoughts? Thoughts? Oh yeah.

Damn, wasn't I expecting that to get you? Yeah. Hell yeah. Okay. Join the club. join the club yeah man got no advice for you though brother

yeah suffer with us you know you know just like the perfectly timed callback yeah ain't nothing like it it just sort of like closes a loop but also opens a new one yeah you know

like it's revitalized it's like the it's like the fountain of youth it's like the poo with the dash of we with a hint of fart it's like the why do you not like that one say it again poo with the dash of we with a hint of fart

what's wrong with it it's fine there's no Red Bull guy no I'm a slave to my creations Sir Quintus has one for us I remember you guys mentioning completing games 100% of achievements in the past

is this something you still do if so what are some that you would recommend and what are some of the absolute worst ones you've beaten I've said a million times all of them are shit none of them are fun not true like for example

would you help me 100% hell divers because I kind of want to do it I want to say there's one there's one achievement that's too fucked too frustrating the killing a charger yes with a resupply

it's fucking bullshit I swear there must be a way I haven't even looked at true achievements or PS4 jerse or maybe if you used the halt shotgun with the stun rounds and then just kept and stunned. Yeah, but you don't even have the whole shotgun, so how am I going to do it? Why do you need the shotgun? How do you stun it?

Oh, I can get it. I guess, I guess in theory, I, I, I, I think if, um, if we tried it once and it was like annoying, then I'd give up kind of quick. Hmm. Okay, all of them, but that one. All the others are easy. The others are cool.

Like the one with like only using your secondary, that's a fun idea for a mission. Yeah. But as a rule, I don't do it unless it's something I really love. There's one series I like it. What? And I don't even know if it's the achievements. It's more like the in-game. But the Arkham games, I like getting all the Ridler trophies.

I have enjoyed doing that in the past. I did it for Eldon Ring. Mm-hmm. as like a sign of like appreciation sign of respect yeah i've never a hundred percent a um a from soft game normally their lists are too lame it's like get every incantation yeah no hell no that's fucking boring yeah yeah stupid stupid yeah i've said it a million times the worst one is one of the assassins creeds i did whichever one has brotherhood yeah brotherhood Oh, does two have the tank?

It wasn't two, it was Brotherhood, yeah. Yeah, maybe relevation. Yeah, I... Just know, I'm... No more! I can't remember the last game I 100%ed. Genuinely. Like, I do not care.

Bloody fair, bloody. I get hooked to in-game, like, stuff. Yeah. You want to get all the unlocks and held-overs? Yeah. I want to get, I want to prestige every gun in Titanfall 2. Like, that's my kind of shit. It's like my own achievement.

You're a meta game. Yeah. Do you want every gun in Helldivers leveled up to the mics? Yes. When that dropped, I was like, oh, I never need another game. Right. Well, I'll tell you what I need. And it's this one from And When We Break.

Are you going to watch the final season of Big Mouth? Did you ever keep watching it after the, the last discussion what was that season three yeah i think it was three we three videos the show actually like got too lazy it felt like they they'd already like found it in by three seasons in yeah they were like uh like they were really passionate about it in season one and two and it stunk and then they like realized that it was shit and they were like hmm but so many people are watching it yeah yeah like this is making lots of money and it keeps getting renewed so let's just keep going um

let's get out of bag and shit but no passion eight seasons it's like the sopranos it's a slog man season three was such a slog they go to like camp rock or something

yeah but it did maintain its cuteness um no I'm not gonna fucking watch it I might watch it thinking about it I don't even have a napflake cool I don't know.

I haven't watched the spinoff show, though. What's the spin-off show? It's called Bad a Beat Out Boy. It's called Pooh with a Dash with a Whee with a Hint of Fart. Okay. It genuinely is. Fine. Nick Rolls in it.

Oh, is he? Yeah, I watch that. That guy who's really funny is in it. Yeah. Big Mouth himself. No, the other one. Andrew. That's not Nick Crowe

Yeah, I know I'm saying I can't remember that comedian's name Oh He's called He's piggy in Yeah he's pig But not the Simpsons pig You know, pig

Yeah Peter Porca Yeah Uh Fuck John Malaney John John Ham

John Ham John Ham What a hilarious name. John Ham. You know the like pig guy on the phone? Like you get a phone call from John Polk or whatever. Yeah. That's John Hamm to me.

I don't picture Madman. Oh yeah. I picture the pig guy. Wait, what is that pig guy called? John Pig. John Polk? John Polk, I think. Let me just search John Pork and see what comes up.

John Hamm is literally a better name for. a pig. Yeah, John Pork's lazy, but John Ham was already, yeah, it's John Pork. John Pork is cooling. Have you seen those videos of those dudes that like print off like brain rot and put it into like a booklet? And then they just go up to strangers like in supermarkets and then just open the booklet and just start showing them like pictures like John Pork is calling. Just to like, you know, people that have no clue. And they're like, yeah, yeah. Yes?

What? Yes? Wait. I searched John Pork. And Google has AI now, so I can't avoid it. But AI overview. John Pork is a virtual influencer, also known as a pig man. Yeah.

Who gained popularity on platforms like Instagram and Facebook. He is described as a virtual travel log. Yeah. Yeah, because he's always like with babes on Instagram. Often sharing his adventures through Europe with his fans. John Pork's mantra is basically the coolest pig in the world. I didn't know any of this. Yeah.

You didn't know that? I didn't know this. He's always with babes in Europe. Yeah. I thought... I look at his Instagram now and again. And I hate Instagram. Yeah.

He's cool. He's kind of like... I thought this was John Pork. There is. They're both John Pork. Yeah. So he had a glow-up. Kind of, yeah.

This is crazy. Now he's like a music producer. I'm so out of touch. What does John Pork do for a living? What does it say? I found out that John Pork is actually an Instagram page, made all the way back in 2018. He's an influencer. I like that.

Just like I like this one from No Project 593. I guess up an ultimate one for this evening. Opinion on truck nuts. Do truck nuts exist in the UK? Do people attach a dangly pair of balls to the back of their trucks? No. What's the truck? You know, um...

You know, Bob the Builder. He's got truck nuts. He's got truck nuts. I'm Bob the builder. He's called truck nuts? Yeah. Is that like a snack? Come to suck my truck nuts.

I'm Bob the builder. I'm gonna move some concrete with my truck. Mine the nuts. Do you mean like a... Do you want to see a picture? Does John Pork have a truck? You know this sort of idea. That's not a truck?

That's a car. You know what Americans are like. A pickup. Get my pick up, mind the balls. So it doesn't mean a lorry. Mind the lorry. Lorry nuts. So you like them?

I... I don't care I don't care about Trug nuts Why? They're quite cute That's what they want to achieve with that right A bull's ever cute They are when they're on this sort of business

No, not on trugs On like an animal A bull's ever cute I feel like they represent something too cringy Seaman Shooting ropes Yeah, I don't like it In fact, it's

If you see like a little chihuahua And they've got like a little nut sack It's like, man, I don't like that Yeah, cut them off Get rid Yeah Become pure Then put them on your truck

Yeah Peel little chihuahua truck Nuts on Dangling on the freeway Dangling those Wai Nuts on the freeway or something do you think it's

it's fugged up that we remove our dogs truck nuts um from their perspective it must be scary they're like just take into this cold room put to sleep and then they wake up and they've got no balls it's fucked up

thinking about it the way he looked at me after you had that done it was it was crazy he was like what have you done to me Hmm. And he's never treated me the same. How old was he?

About one month. One... He was one month. You didn't even have him when he was one month. I know, I'm just joking or some. How old actually was he? Um, I can't remember. I was in the flat there. Because I remember I had to...

I didn't have a car or vehicle of any sort, so I walked him to the vet. He had the surgery and they were like, well, here you go. And I carried him. Did he wake up like halfway through the walk? Like, what's happened to me? Yeah, and he had the, like, the cone on, the cone of shame. How old was he? I genuinely can't remember.

But there was like a little red patch where his balls were. Oh, God. That's fucked. I don't think I can ever have a male dog. But have you seen what they can be like when they've still got them? Yeah, exactly. Jesus Christ, they're so on. I don't want a dog with nuts, but I don't want to

dog with, I don't want to cut a dog's nuts off. Do you remember I must have been like 14 or something. I mean, we went to Cornwall or something. We met up with some like family friends or whatever and they had an uncut Labrador

who was like six, seven years old and he was insane. And they're like, well, we left it too long and we can't do it now. And now we were just stuck with this guy in this form. what crazy as in like like we're on the beach and he was just like

he was completely unhinged really yeah and then they just start humping hmm I guess he had that dog in him um yeah I don't know I don't know about that one

no like I understand the motivation but at the same time it's like just let it die Do you think that's more ethical or like a bull putting like a big elastic band around? Why does that have to be one or the other? Because those are the only options in this world. Binary. We live in a binary kind of world.

Yeah, but both options lead to no ball. Yeah, but one's a quick slice and one's a slow pinch. But you get to pretend for a bit longer that you might have a chance. Man, this really is. dark, huh? Yeah, I mean, which would you prefer? If, like, if you got just taken, I can't, like, thinking about it, if some higher being took us as baby, yeah, well, we were already in the possession of something, of another one, and it sold us to another one, and then we're, like, running around like babies

ha ha funny baby we're big aliens clever alien with our little willies out yeah little willies out running around laughing and chasing after balls and stuff

humping things yeah and then you get taken into the cold room and big needle puts you to sleep and you wake up no ball but you're weirdly calm yeah

getting carried down the street by a big alien big strong alien and you have it like you have nothing but the alien maybe it's serene maybe it's sorey

maybe it's nice maybe it's yeah well maybe you get tickled tummies and you're like yeah it's saying so bad yeah yeah I don't know it depends if the food as well as like wow I'm getting macaroni cheese every day that's what it's like we have a dog in the family

that is uncut and he like starts fights and shit and yeah he's pretty crazy yeah so cut his balls off for god's sake yeah yeah he gets right let's end on this one from ingenuity full 4063 hello jar i'd like to make a small video game to flex my skills and would love to use your talented voices for the audio i have no idea what the game will be but would love to use your sound effects as inspiration. Please spend the next five minutes making as many sound effects as you can. Blasters, enemies, main character voice lines, explosions, diarrhea, etc. Bear bear. Bear. Bear.

Got any ideas? Um, I feel like we already did them earlier. The Lego sounds. Yes, you got a couple deaths. You got a couple death sounds. But like the Lego characters, that's all That's the only sounds they make. True. Well, I guess, like, in cutscenes, they're like, meh. You could have a... Mm.

And your diarrhea sound. Yeah. Run! Run now! They're going to get us. Please leave my balls alone. the higher aliens are trying to take our balls protect them

they're only small small but full they're bursting at the seams what about a blaster blaster blaster My diaper My diaper is full

Hmm I'm feeling hungry Blaster I need nine perks to get high What about enemies Yeah By the way, did you remember your silky syrups? Remember to brush them well.

I'm going through. Hmm. Maybe one more blast. to get high, two perks to get high, three perks to get high, four perks to get high. Is that the wind? Battle on floor si, si, si, si, so si, saw, sea, sea. Quick everybody, run for the way. Quick, poo with a dash of wee with a hint of fart.