JAR Media Posdact - Randy Reconciles ’The Movement’ - JARCast Episode 314

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 07:03 Housekeeping 15:20 Puss in Boots 2 Discussion 26:11 Jim Watched Deadpool For Some Reason (+ Media Convo) 34:44 Mid Break 35:41 Reddit Questions: What JAR Logos are The Mad Characters 37:10 Which aspect of the psyche is each member of JAR? 39:33 JAR Logo Competition 41:35 Our Pitch to take over Rick and Morty 45:01 Thoughts on E-Cigs and Vaping Problem in Schools 53:00 Biological Statistic Tracker 57:13 Randy Talks About Destiny 2 and Lightfall 1:05:02 Listening to JAR to Fall Asleep 1:07:54 Billy Ends the Podcast

Question everything. Learn nothing. Subscribe to Jarmidi. I wasn't going to leave any... Randy! What's your problem, bro? Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 314 of the Jarmedia podcast. Today, I am Jamie, and I am also joined by James, and no one else of value. What about me? In the notes that Alex left me, he said I could host it actually.

I can't look at you like this. Why? No, you know what? No one has treated me the same since I joined the movement. Jens definitely can't. Eh? You're just like your twin. He stole that from me. actually. That's a juggler thing

you know, do you know, I hate the whole Randy arc I fucking hate Wandy man. Can we kill Wandy? Oh, hello, I'm right here. He's in the room. I'm in the room. I agree though, yeah. The thing is like, they say like friends of the family

you choose, you know? Yeah, I see what it's so. But I choose for you to not be my family. Do you know what I mean? We have the same blood. Well, have you had like a blood test, do you know your blood type? Mine's probably different.

Yeah, it's a J-U-Nag-U-negative. J-Gagolo negative? I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna fucking do it. They teach you in the jog-a-lo movement different ways to laugh. Isn't it called Chick-a-lo?

Chikolos are a whole elegant. That's what I am I'm out I figured you guys would have a bit more like intrigue slash questions for me because I got a bit of a different look going on don't I

look the same to me man well for those who are listening because I actually care I'm a juggalo now Randy is a juggler now Not one of the violent ones Not one of the culty ones

One of the respectful ones Not one of the drug smuggling or Murderous Or murdering ones I might be one of the murdering ones But I'll edit that bit out Look It's often said that animals

Gravitate towards nice people And look who's on my knee right now But Lilwell Beal herself We should get a bit of makeup highest kill count out of like all of us in the room. No, we should get her a bit of makeup and have her join the movement too. By Lee.

Wouldn't that be right, little juggler Beal? What would it take for you guys to join the movement? Cocaine. Was that it? We got tons of that in the movement. The movement. What about you, Jim? A lot of money or a lot of money's worth of cocaine

we don't have a lot of money but we do have a lot of cocaine so I don't understand how that works but you crack on la la la um yeah man

I think we're going to talk about I'm not can you can you before we get into anything deeper, do what your better twin normally does and... Well, to be honest, the notes you left me are really difficult to

decipher. They're all like coded. This is Alex throwing shade at me from when I did a terrible job. It wasn't. That episode went live, the Shadow episode. Yep, and everybody loved it, because I nailed it. And everyone can watch it, and it was just, you're paranoid in the moment.

I wasn't paranoid. I just... You were, if you listen to it at half speed, it's a normal cast, actually. I think you're fine. At up speed. Yeah. I, Randy, listen to everything on 2.5 times speed. I don't have time to waste on anything other.

Yeah, you've got cocaine deals to do. The movement requires too much time. The movement does require too much time. It's like a whole process. Do you know how long it took me to do this makeup?

How long? Um, well, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, can, can we just shout out the job media patrons who make the audio version of the show possible on, uh, iTunes, Spotify, E.T.C. You know, um, pod bean. Special, James. Pop bean. And for this one episode, especially fun. Can you be quiet while, while, while I'm talking. Thank you. so thank you to all of you beautiful people who not only make the audio version of the show possible

but make the show possible full stop thank you ever so much thank you crack on Rand well I am an An Rand believer my favorite author actually what

do you not believe in objectivism this might be the worst episode yeah I fucking this is the thing right you guys you guys might hate me but every time I I look at what the audience thinks and they are what matter and they give me feedback that's good they're always clamoring for more Randy in fact they want to get rid of

all the other stupid characters and just have what other characters are there Oh, I don't know, Alex, Rene, spied. Let's at least go round Robin and reveal our favourite insane clown posse tracks. James? Jim? Um. Uh.

Um. well well this is normally the part where we address the conversations from the previous episode um we had some good ones actually apparently

huh can you just get just do it just go just come on I'm always uh I was a fan of when the crucible barrel was part of the mix Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up

What do you mean That's what used to be called Housekeeping AKA crucible barrel Okay go into the barrel Whip out an old comment Like this one from chicken man He put the emoji

For the big red X Like breaded But he said Bad incense And then a big green tick Cigars Huh? Yeah

Wolfman has a point Yeah Don't make me start howling over here I think Cigars are fine So you would prefer to Like be in a room of cigar smoke Than incense

If you, yeah, it feels like hundreds of incense Then sure But to be fair Like 50 incense Probably equals like one cigar Probably yeah Probably does the same amount of damage.

Doesn't it be? I don't really mind. Um, C.T. Martin left a good one. Actually, not a good one. One I have a huge problem with. I honestly thought the jar lads would be non-drinkers or non-smokers. No disrespect intent. Any sentence that starts with no disrespect intended. Yeah, it means heavy. I just assumed they'd be a bit soft.

It's nice to see them drinking and smoking. Makes it much better. keep it up guys that's a jokey comment because there was a period where we talk about the alcohol we were drinking on the cast it was a regular thing that's what I was thinking

man no that's a good point I think there's a thing with like YouTube specifically that's like if you drink or do any

drugs or because I remember I think it was the act man He did a video about Like ideas for Halo Infinite Yeah And people were like Um

Hello You're smoking crack now You know It's literally legal for him in Washington Yeah yeah People were like pooing all over him for smoking weed And it's legal You know

Yeah I'm more was resenting the idea that like You're You're not soft Hmm Yeah So if if If I drink like so many smear off ice

I'm hard as fuck If I grab those white claws and I down the one after the other Have you ever tried a white claw? No I can't say it is That shit reeks I listened to a video of someone who was saying their go-to drink is white claws

but they pour vodka in it as well but like I don't know the appeal of white claw it's just like soda pop isn't it it's like soda water you know um like the joke like

a hint of a hint of lime oh the uh La Croy yeah La Croy like that sort of flavor like they're just like nah it's like if you want as

little taste of anything as possible. No, but that's the thing though, right? It's like, I tried La Croye when I was in Canada, and it's all right. But with the caveat being, it's obviously not a delicious artificial Pepsi, you know, where you're getting that, like, that fake cherry hit, and it's like nothing about this is even remotely real, and it's full of, like, preservatives and crazy colourings and flavors that you know is doing something bad to you. Whereas you don't have.

feel guilt from drinking these, uh, LeCroix. But why would you not feel guilt drinking LaCroix? Because they're like natural flavorings, like it, it doesn't full of those numbers and stuff. But at that point, why not just drink water?

Because you want a bit of spice in your life. You want a bit of ice spice in your life. Yeah, and that right, be all? Hmm? For those listening, Whenever Alex, whenever Randy says, all right, Bill, he's got a cat on his knee, whose name is Billy. I really feel like a good kind of jugglero super villain right now. Ain't that right, Bill?

Soul Goodman said, I'll never get sick of watching James talk about something political or something very seriously, and Alex's not taking it seriously at all, Alameo. That's just his personality all over. Um, oh, Chance the Fapper says, I bet 50 pound the new jar media design of the spiky letters was done by Alex to gaslight us into wanting his jar smile design back. It's a double bluff. Well, um... The spiky logo is the best. James is a big fan of the spiky logo, but the unfortunate reality is, uh, this week's logo I design.

Um, so, I don't know, guys. I want you to leave a comment saying how good this one is, actually. side with Randy hashtag side with Randy tweet that at I don't know someone um

oh actually this is one you can answer James because I'm curious about this unbuilt coma said I noticed James used the phrase miles per hour when talking about cars and I got to know that's is that just a language thing

right I'm Canadian and we do that too even when we use kilometers for our cars miles per hour we do actually use miles per hour yeah we actually use miles but everything else is metric right like we do

yeah I don't know why we use miles specifically for cars and like motorways and stuff but we do so we're just used to it yeah honestly I don't even know what a mile is

like what is a mile is I know It's a 0.6 of a kilometer Yeah which is stupid Yeah Yeah What's like

A miller mile Yeah what's a miller mile Or a centermile Or a centermile Or a centre mile No because you use yards Or a killer mile We use yards

What? Who uses yards We do When When? Going your sat-have, it's like next turning 500 yards Not on my sat-na, have it all... Yeah, that's how it's always been.

Yeah, miles and yards, yeah. What the hell is a yard? Yeah, what is a yard? What the hell is a yard? I thought a yard was like, what's out of the back of a house. No, that's a garden. That's an American thing, and Americans don't even know what temperature water boils at.

It's like 139. Yeah, I don't know about that one bro. I'm being real, you guys are ticking me off right now. Fuck you. I'm gonna say that to my juggler face. Fuck you. Well, that hurt Randy's feelings and I do not like that. I'm gonna edit that out.

Yeah Well James saw the new attack on Titan season Okay, the new Puss and Boots Bro fuck me these fucking That was the worst segue of I've ever experienced James, you've seen the movie.

Back me up over here. Puss and Boots is a very good movie. Do you ever see the original of that egg motherfucker in it? Nope. Egg motherfucker. You know, the asshole that sits on a wall. Humpty Dumpty. Yeah.

Is he an egg? How do they rebuild him? Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. No one ever mentions that he's an egg. He's just been interpreted as an egg. What's he made of? Egg. Is he actually an egg, though?

Yes. Oh, dude, don't... Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. That's the best insane clown posse song. It's more of a rap, really. Take it away, bro. Okay, talk about Puss and Boots. I ain't seen it.

Have you just seen it? I thought you've seen it. How would I have seen it? Okay. I actually work for a living? Uh. Puss and Boots is just a good movie. The animation is very nice.

Yeah, this is a new era of animation has been unlocked by Spider-Vus, where they're allowed to have color and not be, like, repulsive looking. Like, um... That was, like, a real DreamWorks problem for, like, a long-ass time. Remember Monsters versus Aliens? Wow, yeah. Yeah, remember even, um... Remember Megamind, how, like,

It's a fine movie, but like the character design specifically, like the humans and especially humans for something. Yeah. Dreamwork, like even B-movie, stuff like that, like the humans. Even, I'm going to say it now. You're going to make me say it now. Oh, you're going to. How to Train Your Dragon. Ow, no, that pissed Billy off. No.

Billy is toothless. Yes. No, she's not. She is. No, that she is toothless. She is fucking toothless. She is 100% toothless. And that's why those movies are not.

no she's not she's not some stupid dog thing no like I hate the like oh what's his name hiccup no the other one the fat one oh the Jonah Hill one said that Jonah Hill yeah like no that's a casting problem like it's weird and and character design like the way he looks all of the kids all of like the main characters I have hate the way they look. No, man. Ah, she's biting me. Ah, fuck.

And, like, I don't know, man. It just looks kind of washed out. I remember the... The character designs are a bit bad, but then the second one is, like, perfectly fine. No, the second one looks so much better, but the first one is like... That was that era, though. Like, what year did that first one come out? Dude, what year did Finding Nemo come out, you know?

Yeah, but they're fish. What year did monsters... How the Australian Dragon was 2010? What year did Monsters Inc. come out? They're human characters. What year did Monsters? ink come out. I think that was like 2003. Monsters University. No. 2001. I'll rest

my case. They're not humans and boo looks a bit freaky. Boo, boo. Boo, boo. Boo's cute as hell. Nah, man. Boo's freaky, dude. Yeah, see? She just looks a bit creepy. No, no, toy story. Remember that kid? Toy Story one? Toy Story one, that dog. yeah that dog's freaky but that's like that's like the year I was born

no the year I was born really wow let me double check that Toy Story was 1995 so the year after I was born toys toy's toy born pretty incredible

wow but now I'm not with you on how's train your dragon yeah how to train your dragon is worse than the original person boots shut up now you'll be in the juggalo

Why are you tossing shade at your own clan My people No, I was talking about like the murderer ones The scammers, the The drug Mule The kingpin The deans, the nasties

No, but I tell you what, though I was really surprised about that Puss and Boots Little Nightmare Yeah, I was cheaply surprised I think it is generally a little masterpiece piece. I'm a big fan. It's actually funny as well. Yeah.

There's this character played by John Mullaney. He's like based on like a rhyme that like I've never heard of. But he's got like a handbag of like this like the Tardis that you can pull anything. Oh yeah. Yeah. But he's got some funny moments man. It's like a really funny conclusion. And everyone online is like really horny over like this wolf.

character. You seen the shit? Beth? Yeah. Quitefully so. Oh, all right. You're revealing something over here right now? No. Cool character. No, yeah, no, the character's really fucking cool.

Why is, it has no reason for, like, the action to be as good as it is. What's the deal with that? Like, the fight scenes are, like, really well choreographed. Yeah. Like, I made the attack on Titan show. but that whole intro sequence.

You know, it's like mirroring the Macassar scene in the first season of attack on Titan where she kills the tiger as it's falling towards the people and it's like, it just mirrors that like perfectly. Okay. No, bro.

Look, I'll show you a little clip from it. Just so you can see what the fuck we're talking about. Yeah, look at this shit, right here. Oh, like it's actually like attack on Titan oh Billy now for real look at this

yeah no that is just straight up that is attack on Titan bro because that's what like I wasn't sure because you never know like when movies are like reacted to online like how hyperbolic people are being like you know how much are they gassing it up

but I saw that clip being shared on Twitter and was like why did they take Puss and Boots and like drastically change the animation style and make like a really good movie Um there's something about Puss and Boots which for

whatever reason is just like really popular Puss and Boots rocks Yeah, yeah Like since Shrek 2 Puss and Boots has just been this thing that's like whoa But there's other things too like they

This might sound crazy but Puss has anxiety In the movie And the way it is handle it it's like really weirdly sensitive and like appropriate wow yeah it's got heart even the dibby that chihuahua that was my biggest fear was that that chihuahua was going to bring the whole thing down be the typical annoying like dream but even the dibby has heart the dibby's got law that's like really sad yeah it's actually fucking like trauma it's just trauma dumping yeah

no i was really shocked by that that whole thing well I don't watch children's movies anymore by my fucking adult, so... All right, Sony fucking love monsters versus aliens over How to Train Your Dragon. Worst take you've ever had on Jive. I did not say that. All I said was that How to Train Your Dragon is a shit film. I can't believe you said you prefer Cars 2 over How to Train Your Dragon. Just because John Hals.

Cars 1 is better than How to Train Your Dragon. Just because Oscar nominated Jonah Hill is in a fantastic film with Billy in it. Would you argue that he is good? in that film well that's not the point he's trash he's trash in that film all of those characters trash no wrong

okay name a good one hiccup trash toothless not a character dibby no toothless isn't a divvy he is a character he's a character

not a character not a character I didn't watch for it I'm fucking leilo and stick over here yeah no just he's he's he's Lilo and Stitch but if he was big and you get those amazing fun no that yeah that's the bit yeah he's got our yeah yeah how sick is that that bit rocks that bit's really good but then I've got to watch like Jonah Hill fucking like no and there's a kaiju at the end now when

Jonah Hill's in a maze I'm like nah I'm done with this and a mate that's oh shit I yeah I remember that scene that bit sucks that's a tiny sequence man what's his name you know you know super bad the guy of the glasses Mclovin he's in it as well for some reason is he oh is he the twin no he's like the big dumb one oh I love those things that they used to do for DreamWorks movies where like they show like the actors in this like white void with the character they're playing there's some really good ones from that original Puss and Boots that are like just freaky as hell man

But speaking of Antonio Bendettas Spike is 3 He's already got love from me You know what I'm saying Yeah Because people will be clowning this new Ant Man movie because it looks like Spike is 3

And I know which one I got to watch But like that's not even That's not Shade That's that's Spike is three is a good movie do you actually believe that we watched it

do you remember yeah and the whole time they're like pretending they're like there in the same room so just crouch down Antonio and pretend that pusses in the room with you like he is

any idea what the character looks like oh T.J Miller was in it oh my god oh no who was he speaking of you guys will never guess what I watched yesterday. What? Deadpool.

What the fuck? Why? Because I just like doing this to myself. And I figured it out. I figured out what is wrong with that movie. No, this is interesting. What, where did you watch it? Like on Netflix or something?

No, it's on Disney Plus now because Deadpool is joining. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course, of course. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds hates himself. What do you mean? mean? He loves that he's Deadpool. He doesn't believe in himself, man. Why would you say

that? He believes in himself to be in a... No, because because get this, right? I caught a joke in the film where he's like upset that he's ugly now, right? Because he gets all like melted or whatever. Mm-hmm. And then he says, like

looks at everything. Like, do you think Ryan Reynolds made his career on his superior acting skills? it was that face exactly and it was the one joke where I was like oh my god that that is actually like a little bit funny

a bit of self deprecation yeah kind of but it was also like but that it kind of implies you're not trying you know really act as Deadpool you know what I'm saying then we'll really get the chimichungas but are the

they try to do a little bit of serious stuff sometimes don't they it needed more serious stuff honestly either it needed to go to like airplane or like just a little bit more seriousness than it would have worked but it has the perfect balance of comedy and seriousness to just put it in trash

I wouldn't quite say trash Yeah to be fair It's it's not as bad as I remember But a lot of the jokes are just like It's the shotgun approach Where it's like Yeah There be two that suck

Oh that was kind of funny Three that suck Oh there's two in a row that's really funny I mean it's more like 15 They're really bad And then one Well yeah there's a lot of pellets in a shotgun No, the thing is, like, it makes me think of when I went to watch like a Pixar movie with our mom as a kid.

Well, I'd be sitting there kind of like wanting to laugh at certain jokes and then looking up at her totals, stone face. And I always knew when she was hating a movie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there was just like an aura emanating from mom where it was like, okay, I, I'm not allowed to like this. And I watch Deadpool and I just become my mum and I'm like stone face like This is trash

The whole time The whole time She did try watching it, I remember Yeah And I was like Oh I've watched this really shit Temple or something It's like wow

That's where I get that then But how did you find T.J. Miller speaking of Well that's what triggered the memory That's what triggered the memory he was actually better than I remembered really because when I think about it he's the part that I'm just like I don't want to see you

I think he is two of the funnier jokes in the movie really yeah but guess what after after I finish that movie because The Simpsons is also on Netflix oh no hell you on Netflix Disney Plus

I watched like two and a half episodes of The Simpsons season 14 i think god damn that show slapped really season 14 i think so i can't like even pinpoint like when that was it's it's like the we put the spring in springfield sort of season oh cool yeah yeah yeah that that season mat holy guacamole it rocks no if you want to find if you want to find like some of the best episodes just go on i mdb and look at the see like which episodes have the highest ratings really yeah it's a good way of like finding just like really solid episodes but i've been gradually going through the whole season like

from 12 on and i haven't come across like a bad one apart from the like recap episodes yeah yeah that's just a trend wasn't it was stuff that at the time yeah like if we're talking about disney plus man there's someone i got to recommend to you mm-hmm because i never saw it when it came out. Like a few weeks back, I watched... Four, four. I watched Daredevil season three. Oh, really?

It fucking rules. Really? I love Daredevil, man. He's a cool character. Daredevil, yeah, season one and two are really good. But it's like, yeah, it's just, it's no BS. Well, there's a little bit of BS because it's like, that's what stopped me watching it originally.

Yeah. It's like, yeah, he's injured from something. that happens in that stupid Avengers Netflix thing, the infernals, or whatever the fuck it was. Yeah, which I would have been totally down with if they didn't introduce Iron Fist. We did like a bunch of jar videos on like Jessica Jones, Luke Cage. Yeah, yeah, we were hyped. I was in. Yeah, I was so in.

Because DaredezEvel was so good. Dirt Over is the best. He's Batman, but not a billionaire. Yeah. And Luke Cage rocks. I feel a lovely cage No but they do bullseye They do that character bullseye

Really? Yeah Wow But you know how cool Like the fight scenes were in these first couple seasons It's like, you know, more of that You got all the kingpin stuff It's like conclusive It was like really good

And I was surprised I didn't watch it at the time Does it set you up for his cameo In a she-hawk Oh, whoops oh shit he isn't sheahawk as well yeah he bangs her right yeah yeah he pounds her in green mode or

good question I can't remember it wasn't very memorable if I'm being real yeah shout out to that and also shout out to National Geographic is included on Disney Plus so I've been going through these documentaries like crazy

I'm in the bath eating my chili I'll often watch something I put on one that was like it was this nature documentary about like weird fish or something and it has like the craziest like first five seconds

of like anything I've ever seen it was too crazy I had to turn it off okay see if I can show it to you but yeah it kind of scared me and then I went on like it was this really interesting documentary about like SS officers in World War II.

Pretty hardcore. Not like fun, but interesting. I need to see if I can show you this. Here we are. Oceans' weirdest. No, no, it's just this. Look, it's literally like the first few seconds, okay? Episode 1, predation games.

This is the world's wettest arena. arena, where everyone's competing for the biggest prize. Survival. Do you see what I'm talking about? That rog. It just explodes. Yeah. No, water stuff, man.

Straight up alien. Yeah. Yeah. That's like my favorite type of documentary. It's like deep sea, even not that deep. Like a few meters. Mm-hmm. You know?

It's like another planet, bro. Shout out to Nat Geo, man. They got some really good stuff. Like that volcano documentary as well. Let's go Nat Geo. You know what I'm saying? Let's effing go! See you after these juggler messages.

Jarmedia pasta My beer, beer, my beer, beer. I'm not going to hear my beer, beer, bear, bear. Bear, bear, sure. Thank you, yes, you show you. Welcome to the second half of the cast where we head over to the JARMedia subreddit, suggestion thread and answer questions from the Juggalo community. might have noticed we've lost a member

not going to explain why wink wink um nothing to do with the juggalo movement anyway got a few questions for you bro this one's for you seaman

0-021 says what jar logos are each of the Madagascar characters Jesus Christ um the the default one is the dumb penguin

what's the what's the second one then the swirly one the swirly one is the swirly one is I'm going to go ahead and say the giraffe Melman

Melman and what about the papyrus one Papyrus he's the 5. 4. He's the aeroplane So that's your favourite one so far. Deviated left nut actually replied to it saying I'd like to add an extra thought too. I think the order of release of the three logos fits the order of release of the three Madagascar films.

The OG being the most seen one that may be a classic but is very. outdated now. The second is a fun and sillier improvement on the first. The third is a psycho. Well, there's no Mad 4 yet, so Yeah, we'll have to wait and see what Mad 4 brings. They're going to have to be Mad,

5, 6, 7 and 8 by the time we're done over here. Bill Hader Gaming says this. Uh, which aspect of the psyche is each member of Jha? There's three. The id.

The one The one that makes us want to participate in LIGO tugs. Two, the ego. The one that makes us understand why family guy's so funny. Three, the super ego. The one that makes us question the morality of bringing back Willie mammoths. Slide on. Billy, if you dare.

Don't. Gorghose Bookboy has the answer for us, though. James is the id pushing Jamie in a river hitting him over the head with his hat loves speeding and drifting lives like a dog buys a wuga anime statue and is enraged

when Alex throws away body pillow little consideration for society's expectations his dilapidated pair of shoes from earlier jar that ain't earlier jar yeah that's just the James thing willing to consider tearing out the vintage interior of his car

just to speed more fuel efficiently. What? It's not an efficiency thing. It's the opposite, isn't it? Pretty much. Oh, I guess he's saying speed, more fuel. Use more fuel.

No, speed to like drive at higher speeds more fuel efficiently. No, that's not why he's doing it, man. But anyway, Alex is the super ego. Most often the host of the show. Directs the episodes giving them structure, housekeeping reddick section, cares most about community feedback in the audience's perception, has social anxiety and cares about personal style and hygiene. Jamie is the ego in balance between the two. Bald to show he's about that balanced

monk life. Recovered smoker shows balance of forces of desire and restraint, switches between mediator and cheeky mischief meddler depending on situation. Thoughts? argue against this because it's too many words man yeah I agree with that oh there's another logo one from pink flubb hello jar I have a proposition seeing as both of the new logos seem to be widely disliked you should host a logo competition and whichever logo gets the most votes becomes the new logo thoughts While you're gathering your thoughts, Corno 237 says,

Piggy, backing off this. Has the idea of crowdsourcing a new design being considered? I think this would, by its nature, produce a design that best represents the mighty community, and we already know how artistically creative many gowlings are. I understand that you may have reservations with this, potentially viewing it as a work for exposure. But if that's the case,

couldn't a prize be offered to the winning or shortlisted designs as compensation thoughts? how do you feel about that I do think it would make sense for Jha to have a community made logo

yeah I'm torn personally I'm gonna be honest I really like the second one the one with the smile the one with the circle the swirl that was yeah in replying to pink flub

more people seem to like that one as controversial as it is but it's difficult measuring the people who genuinely hate it the people who just don't like change the people who see Summerfield how much of hatred is inspired by change that's my question

but maybe if you have an idea for a design DM it to the jar media Twitter and you never know it might be the logo for a week you'll get plenty

of exposure, don't worry sunk cost fallacy jar has this to say with Justin Royland gone from Rick and North the time has come for the jarring men to audition please go on then fellas each of you please give your Rick and Morty impressions

it can be your own interpretation of the character if you wish please and thank you much love for you guys so my interpretation would kind of be like imagine Rick is in a dimension where everyone is a juggler so Rick would be like I'm a murderer Morty I love cocaine, Morty

and then Morty will kind of like be like I'm also a murderer Rick Let's open a portal and start murdering people Rick What about you? I mean

if we can really take as many liberties as we like I'd sort of sort of just cancel the show. That wasn't the question. Okay. Hello there. I'm Rick.

Great to meet you. This is Morty over here. There you go. That's a show I want to watch. Right? Do more. I mean, it's the same thing really, because Justin Royland only ever did two voices.

Mm. And I've just kind of like refined that down into one. into its purest form Yeah I'm juggalo Rick Hey it's me over here Juggalo Morty It's crazy that

How like How quickly that fall from grace Yeah man It's like All you had to do was not be The worst person But you still went and did it he was literally handed

like the world on a platter maybe that's what keeps things balanced yeah it's like two power Rick and Morty season one and two were too powerful you know it was too much we weren't ready for it yeah yeah yeah

because that was like it was almost like crushing in a way watching those yeah you know what I mean the thing is like it's it's horrible to say but like

season three four and everything after we're like eh why stop watching well yeah yeah so did I and it's like even before knowing about this yeah

and that's what I mean like it's there is like a tarnish over it now for sure well yeah it it just like ruins the original it's like hmm Sad story, man It just goes to show

Absolute power corrupts Absolutely, I suppose Yeah Yeah Portal gun bum fun Yeah Wow, yeah Lovey Tapp says this

I have a weird story to tell you guys And I'm just curious What you think should be done To solve this problem My, I'm 22 and I live in a different town sister is in the seventh grade and my mom told me that she's gotten like five emails from my sister's school sent to all my parents of the kids who go to that school what's with all the parentheses you got to stop with this that concern the subject of e-cigarettes apparently at the school

they have a massive problem of kids mostly the fourth to ninth graders bringing e-cigarettes to the school and smoking them in the bathrooms during recess and also going to the toilet during in class just to smoke e-cigarettes this problem has been going on for about a year now my sister apparently isn't interested in smoking and so on but there seems to be a problem the school can't solve actually smoking isn't or hasn't been a problem at the school but e-cigarettes seem to be why do you guys think it is and what could be done at the school slash at the homes of these kids to solve it why are the little kids so damn addicted to e-6 just wanted your guys thoughts on this weird little problem and i don't think it is a little problem just i think it was just

this is the pandemic after yeah i took argue and paisy to the like dog rumors the other day um walked through town and it must have been around when like school was up or whatever because they were like they looked they looked they must have been between nine and 11 12 and they were all passing around one of those disposable e-cigarette things and it's just like crazy to me like

why because they taste like bubblegum I think that is part of it they're sort of advertised they're like directed at kids but like with how much like regulation and overseeing there is on

the nicotine in cigarettes and cigars and whatnot. Why does that not apply for the e-sigs? So what was that? Just, just money? I reckon they generate so much money. But like the... It's not a net...

It's like a net negative. Well, yeah, like, lit it all over the streets. All these, like, children are addicted to them. Because, like, when we were at school, like, smoking was kind of going out of fashion in that way you know it wasn't like there needed to be something to fill that gap yeah like and this is weird and shit like that but like it's different um i guess it's it's easier to hide like because the smell if you're vaping it it's not like gonna soak into your clothes or

whatever so you can hide it from your parents and at school they're tiny as well they're tiny disposable easy to get i assume you can probably buy them online yeah wouldn't wouldn't just get them straight to your house yeah like if you had like a a daughter that was like 12 years old and you found that they were addicted to e-cigarettes like what did you do yeah yeah yeah but people start smoking at like the same age and it is that thing because there's but that seemed like that was like going down like that was becoming more of a rarity

like a more exception to the rule type thing but man like yeah but the genius thing they've done I reckon is combine like sugar addiction with nicotine it's like oh I don't need to get my my sweets

we can like pool our money and get a event and share it but like there's a bit more of like a tangibility to when you smoke a pack of cigarettes like you have that pack each one you're smoking or something is like going down disappearing getting rid of the butt

you're not like really measuring the intake of the yeah and something I learned in the process of when I was trying to quit there is more nicotine in one disposable vape

than a whole pack of cigarettes really yeah in one of those disposable one disposable vape has more nicotine that's insane so you're gonna get addicted to that shit

way faster it's gonna hook you like in in a day it's crazy don't do it The first ever pack of cigarettes I got, I smoked, I was smoking my first cigarette that I'd ever bought, and I could barely finish the first one. I felt sick. Yeah, yeah.

I had such a nicotine rush. Do you not get the same nicotine rush from the vape, though? It's different. Like, it hits you differently? Yeah. So, yeah, I've got no, like, point of reference. I've never smoked a cigarette. I've only really smoked cigars.

Yeah, and when you do it wrong, you have that, like, horrible feeling. Yeah, there was one time I smoked a cigar on, like, an empty stomach, and I had to, like, lie down, because it, like, made me feel so ill. No, and in the past, I've, like, vomited from smoking too much.

Mm-hmm. Just, just cigarettes alone. Cigarettes and water. Like, made me vomit, and, like, if... Did you ever feel that equivalent sickness from a vape, though, when you were doing that?

yeah I remember when I was playing this this was like when I first ever tried to quit smoking when I was playing Max Payne 1 every I just had this vape on my desk because it's a vape I just thought well I can do it inside it's not gonna like stink the house out so every time I died in Max Payne 1 which towards the end gets really hard I just took like a few toaks of the vape. And suddenly I was just like, oh my God. And everything was kind of like wavy and I felt sick. Yeah.

But then like your tolerance builds like with any other drug. And then you're almost kind of chasing that like, that heady feeling. Yeah. It's an incredibly addictive substance. Yeah. Especially for like a developing. brain of like a yeah like a 10 year old

yeah so yeah I don't know how that I guess you gotta just regulate it harder yeah doesn't seem good I hate seeing them littered all over the damn bliss yeah it's like an impossible thing

it's even harder now for parents to like discipline it because like if your kid has been out with friends and smoking you can smell but if they've been out with friends and vaping you're not going to know it's going to take such vigilance

and then you turn into like some sort of like big brother looking at them all the time yeah yeah it's quite an issue isn't it deviant left nut has this to say if you had a cybernetic implant

that could record any of your biologicals in an achievement tracker-esque way, e.g. how many different bacteria species live in you or how many sperm cells are in your balls currently? What are some statistics you'd be most interested in knowing slash mattergaming? Bogies in nose? That's a good one, actually.

That's really good. Dingles? But dingles in, like in. Like how many poops When I sit down You have enough dingles to deserve an enema Yeah You got the

Like notification Time for enema Sit down Get sprayed Yeah Time for an eyebrow Pluck

Amount of hairs on body Yeah, I want it down to the hair Yeah, their individual hair It would be cool if it's like I know there's some like toothbrushes you can get That kind of like I don't know they scan shit or whatever They like document some kind of data

But I'm thinking like Your back left molar has You know Imagine how cool that would be That would be really useful Tooth shit is the worst man. I've got a

wisdom tooth coming through and just like flares out randomly. Yeah. And it just looks like a horror movie. It looks like dead space like a monster coming through the gree. No, because all of, I've got four coming in at the same time. Really?

But all at different like rates. Uh-huh. They just flare up randomly. So suddenly one day it'll just be like, oh my God. I just have this like immense pain on the side of my face Yeah That's a really good one

Maybe like Fungy A little bit too moist down there my friend Yeah Change your socks I feel like there's so much potential to that But imagine how bad How obsessive it would make people

You know Yeah Like people Like some people are so obsessed With like achievements in games We're like they won't even play a game Unless like there's a guide that Like make sure they don't miss any achievements

Let alone if it's like You know like on your Apple Watch You're like fill in your rings Yeah Yeah The bogey picker achievement That's the biggest downfall of the Apple Watch Many Apple Watch review right now

If that I go like a day and then I look at my wrist and I don't have the watch on I'll be like well might as well not like be healthy or exercise ever again yeah I only have to exercise when I have it on otherwise it doesn't know no because like there was a time where I was like really into that and I was doing like there was like one of the achievements on it it was like do 10,000 steps a day or something

and like yeah I just like did it I was like motivated by that little like dopamine achievement yeah um yeah i don't check them too like vehemently so i feel like if if you're chasing that then the second you sort of miss it then your whole world crumbles yeah you got to find a new source yeah then it turns into like Eldon Ring 100% too. Which I've done. Exactly. Yeah, man.

I think that's just my brain. Ah, new juggernaut says this. Thoughts on D2 lightfall, Alex. Will you be playing? Or are you not interested at the moment? Any thoughts post your Witch Queen video that you want to share? personally I got tired of the FOMO and time sync with so many other games I want to experience I don't see myself going go in Goon mode on Destiny anytime soon So yeah, I'm ramping up the goon mode again

Yeah, I want to make a video on Lightfall So now with like all this seasonal stories and stuff I wanted to at least get enough footage of that and get the major like moments and cut scenes so at least I've got that excuse of like I can feel like I'm getting something from it from wasting my time playing or at least eventually there'll be a video that comes from it so I've got that excuse

but in saying that there's latest seasons one of the better ones that I've played I'll get into it more in depth than the video I guess but just the onboarding man is just such an issue shoot with that game yeah I would never I don't know how someone like you you played like a bit of destiny one you played like the campaign of destiny two and thought it was shit because it was shit um yeah there's really no reason um for you as good as that like man I do like the gameplay

loop I do and they keep improving it they keep tinkering with it like I've got this build at the moment where like I've got this piece of armor that makes it so my my super I'm a titan so I've got this move thunder clash right you just like fire yourself like a cannonball you just go like miles wherever you want and when it hits it's like so powerful you can like just take out bosses and like one hit and stuff as long as you like aim it right and that is cool with this exotic that's like really fun and it's really cool and like uh yeah with the of these last seasons they've been like tinkering with the subclasses and stuff like that but um i got this weird feeling about light for them man i sent you we were

playing a sieve the other day and i sent you a picture of like there's these new creatures called like the the cloud riders or some bullshit and i've never felt with destiny that like the art direction or the character design has gone outside of a certain bubble all feels like part of this one universe this one cool thing but yeah this is the first time where it's going like out of that zone it's like this this looks like something else like I feel like if you just showed an image of these things in a vacuum you would never even guess that they're from destiny I definitely wouldn't yeah which I guess isn't inherently bad on its own but it's also

if they're lame then it's really going to be fucking lame you know what I'm saying? Yeah it kind of reminds me of was it the Angara Mass Effect Andromeda

Yeah the Angara Yeah Yeah that's right No it is an Angara feeling Yeah it's a really good way of it It just doesn't fit It looks cheap Yeah it's like man if you're on it

Pillar just closed the door what the hell she loves the poncho she's climbing the poncho yeah i don't know to me like i would much prefer like here here goes jim jerking off

from soft again but like a self contained like dark souls like there are all these builds there are all these different things i can do but it's it's like self-contained designed with all that shit in mind as opposed to like we're just going to shit something out

and then like make it work in three months yeah no that's the thing right because it's like there are all these systems that they introduce and then if you're just patient for a few months they will tinker it in a way

that makes it so you don't even have to sink the same amount of time to get the most out of it like yeah and it's almost like they're taking the piss out of the most like, the most addicted. Yeah.

The most addicted. Yeah. Because like there's this whole system in the game now where like your armor pieces have attached to them a, uh, you know, they've got like the solar, the arc, the stasis. Every one of these armor pieces has one of these intrinsic to them. And if you want to make a build that's like a solar build, um, you have to like pay currency to change pieces of armor to solar. And it's like the most stingy, like overly priced, like crazy system that is so ridiculous.

And I had this itch like a few months ago when I was playing it like, man, like I really want like a build for like each like class, you know, each type of damage you can do. And old me from Destiny 1 probably would have started like grinding for that or whatever. But then just recently they announced they're getting rid of that system entirely. So it's just like So I'm so glad that I didn't play the game more Which is like such a weird You shouldn't be thinking that Yeah that's that's the opposite of what

What like developers should be Yeah yeah it encourages all of the worst kinds of behaviour Well that's that's the thing Because it's trying to maximise engagement For me who's someone who has been like out of it For so long it's like Well now isn't a good time to get in and it never is.

Yeah, that's the thing. Because it will always be better in the future. But that's why they've got this like core audience that is like, they're so in. It's the sunken cost fallacy thing where it's like, well, yeah, yeah. If I stop playing now, then I won't be on top of my armor. I won't have all the stuff right. I won't be raid ready. I won't have all this stuff.

I won't have every exotic. I won't have every quest. You know what I mean? Like it's so, it's quite psychologically fucked up, to be honest. Yeah, it's straight. like gambling yeah and it's really really disappointing because like the BS was just cut out like could be really fun like you know just making like bills tinkering with like the fun weapons and stuff because that's like the enjoyment I get yeah that's what I mean like

there there are so many games out there that I can just go and play and do like if I wanted to play destiny I like what I'm looking for in I can get elsewhere. Yeah. Yeah. And they've messed around with the story in the world and the law and all that stuff like way too much for me to ever care. Yeah. Let's do one more then.

One final. Let's find a good one. Do you want one? to do with hamsters or a little anecdote about listening to jar to to sleep let's do the sleep one we've we've talked a lot about hamsters yeah we have all right Bilbo smashing's gonna wrap this one up then hold some jar story my girlfriend needs to listen to music or podcast to sleep she says it's easier to drift off when focusing on something normally we have a true crime podcast on but one day hold up that's crazy

yeah how was that like yeah how can you sleep then yeah that's fucked up uh normally we have a true crime podcast on but one day after finishing all the episodes she asked to listen to one of mine i literally only listened to jar and suggested music before putting it on, but she insisted I use a podcast. I started laughing to myself trying to find an episode to put on, and this only made her want a podcast on more. I scrolled through some older episodes on Spotify, hoping not to find a porn addiction episode, and settled on Rico Dave Brian. It was fucking hilarious. I was lying there trying to sleep as usual, but kept laughing every now and again. I thought at the moment my girlfriend would ask for it to go off, but she

didn't. She did that little wheeze thing twice, where you semi laugh through your nose, and then fell asleep early in the episode. She's not a jarling, but she did enjoy it. We have we've had a jar K-N twice since then.

I don't know what that means. K-N night? No, that's... Night nurse? Bear Bears, boys, thanks for listening to the story. That is wholesome. my favorite um thing that fits in line with this is when you hear people like will often like sleep

listen to the podcast or whatever on the playlist and then it gets to the yo yeah episode where it's like two hours of just yeah ooh so like waits them up or gives them like weird dreams or scares them or something yeah yeah it's part of the saga though man it's all like intentional that's almost like the way you should listen you know from beginning to end yo yying all the way through the night

mm-hmm yeah ooh yeah yeah that's different to the Mr Bean one right what was the Mr Bean one then that was something to do with Drake started from the bottom now I'm here

it was whatever it is It's like three hours long. And it's just like an hour and a half of some intrusive sound. Well, what do you have to say, Beale? Want some drink? Nope. I don't think so. She was making some crazy noises the other night.

Like meow noises. No, no. like um like breathing like a pig I was lying in bed and she came and like lay on my chest um she does snore and then was just going um

yeah Billy's always been a big snorer Billy's always been a big snorer really there's such quiet creatures it's strange when they do make noises Billy is particularly quiet

Really? Because a lot of cats If you talk to them They'll just meow Really? Because that's like a thing They only do To communicate with humans, isn't it?

Yeah, quite weirdly Which is why, like, if she meows And you, like, respond She will meow again But she has a weird meow She has a really weird meow. Yeah, it's like almost Raspie.

Uh-huh. So, I don't know, maybe she's a little bit like of a munter. Oh, you're a bit munted, mate. I think she might be a bit munted. Oh, little munted. Yeah, they're crazy animals.

Yeah. It's weird being like a dog person for your whole life and then having a cat. Because they're just little freaks. they're nothing like dogs no they're more like snakes yeah yeah because you always used to say that

but I really know what you mean now yeah the eyes don't help too but like really sweet she's very friendly yeah who's our beely

well beel take it away say something funny I'm Billy Rick. I'm Billy Rick.