JAR Media Posdact - Randy The Riddler - JARCast Episode 277

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:50 Housekeeping 23:09 Obi-Wan Thoughts 37:30 The Gears of War Guy 44:31 The Game Movie Onslaught 48:00 Mid Break 48:44 Does Jim still want to be a singing vet 49:06 #NotMyNick 52:09 Where is walk 2? 53:11 The Secret to a perfect Gamertag 55:17 Prehistoric Planet 59:41 Mechanics Post Elden Ring 1:04:21 Shower Beer 1:07:08 Undercover JAR 1:13:05 Kids Internet Access 1:19:09 An Emotional Antidote 1:29:29 Bonus Moments 1:31:02 Patron Segment

Buy bear bear, buy bear. I do declare buy bear bear bear. Bear Bear Bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. He looks like a sausage. Good afternoon, morning, evening, or night, ladies and gentlemen. This is episode 277 of the Jamiesie podcast. We are joined by the usual trio of chaos.

myself Alex and Jamie hi it's quite a special one today because we've got those of topics loads of little fun little funny antedotes we've got tons of antidotes but are you the poison oh I'm always the poison who's the poison and who's the antidote of jar I'm the poison of your life

jeez who's the poison of jar who's the poison and who's that antidote we've discussed this anyway because this This factors into the white and left discussion we had that if Jim sits in the middle, you're the left and I'm the white, you know, and that how we balance each other out and Jamie's the neutral ground for chaos and order. Because, yeah, I mentioned last episode, I wasn't feeling right sitting in the middle.

Yeah. Now I'm kind of still sat in the middle, but a little bit different. This feels more correct. Mm, definitely. saying that who's alkaline who's acid I'm acid James is alkaline No I'm absolutely acid

What I'm acid man What was acid man's theme tune I'm acid I only remember Flamer Yeah I've got feeling Flamer was the only one with a ditty No acid man did have one

Did he? Acid man I'm assuming it went something like that No he didn't No Flamer Everyone remembers Flamer. Flamer and Icer.

No, I... The coolest duo. No. Actually, that's so sick. Yeah, actually cooler than the MCU. Yeah. No, genuinely, like, when you're a kid and you, like, invent your, your, um, O.C., right? Flamer.

Ain't nothing cooler than Flamor. No, OCs, plural. Yeah, Acid Man, Flamer, Iser. Man, man, boy, boy. Uh-huh. That was my comic in year seven. Yeah, I know I'm just letting the audience know

For F's sake The audience What are you talking about Oh yeah Soz But yeah, do you know what I mean though Like To what

Your own Your own vision of Something that can't be Well you'll say Yeah The imagination beats all Yeah, so superior Than someone else's imagination

Put into film Not true Yeah I got my own world You know Spice Yeah you got spice No, I started

like reimagining images from Spice I was drawing them the other day Really? What is Spice? Well, I'm not going to tell the audience We went over the Spice law No, I know, but what But like, why is it called Spice?

Um, that's more of a placeholder Okay Could it be changed to rice? No Augie's money don't jiggle, jiggle, it's spice Um, before we get too deep into the show Alex is going to say something.

Yeah, so before we get too deep into the show, let's shout out the jar media patrons and get their names read out sometimes in the first week a month or the second week if we... At the very least, it will be in the month. Yeah, it will be the first... Once a month, guaranteed.

Once a month. Guys, we got some stuff to address, some stuff to clean, some stuff to cull, some stuff to sweep. In the housekeeping segment, where we address some of the conversations from last week and keep the loop spinning, you know? Okay, raggy, rats run quite into the conversation flowing. Just like El Cannon, who left this comment saying, quite funny imagining Alex burning documents like a... I can't really say this word because of YouTube's like rules, but how would you just say that word without saying that word, you know?

and end something in a bunker as the allies close in. An Fash, a fashion Easter. Not quite. I don't appreciate being compared to one of these, though. Does this person not realise that the majority of people, especially those who are self-employed burn their paperwork? I suppose a lot of people... Is it a normal thing in my life?

A lot of people just burn their letters because it's like kind of fun. Like when I was telling the story of this is referencing, episode where I burnt down my fence um you were like why didn't just get a paper shredder I was like oh yeah that's like a technology that we have no no but fire entertains brain fire does entertain brain especially when you fit you something so like it's such a full stop isn't it you've burnt the document like I've seen too many movies where they've taken the shredded paper and like glue them together and figure out the clue so goodman does that happen in vertical saw yeah yeah

probably where the imagery is I'm plucking it from my head so yeah what but I do without Jim informing me a better call soul reference exactly now just like burning things is really satisfying shreders are satisfying as well there they're not so surely the answer is to shred it and then burn it because then you're not like no but then it's more of a hassle because you've got to destroy it twice but what's the yeah what's the point of shredding it then burning it yeah it might so burn it like burning it after shredding it doesn't make it more Still got to deal with it, you know. No, but burning's fun.

No, you just put it in the papier. If you really don't want to set fire to it, just stick it in your microwave. Or paint it, then shred it. Hmm. Microw. We'll give it to James' favourite Ninja Turtle character, Shredder, and he'll deal with it. Yeah. Yeah, I've got a good relationship with him.

He'll hook you up. Ghost of Onyx 2, left a comment, and are along similar lines. As a firefighter, what you did doesn't crack the top 50 dumbest things I've seen people do. Wow. You did the right thing calling rather than trying to fight it yourself and trust me you made their day. We love a chance to actually fight fire

as definitely the best job in the world. Damn. Now can we talk about how fire is the most just satisfying thing ever? Can we talk about how firefighters are the coolest people ever? Can we talk about how his YouTube name is a reference to a halo book? Really? Yeah. I find it hard to believe

that a firefighter has ever read a halo book like these are the coolest dudes that exist no they're sitting in like Ghostbusters HQ waiting for a fire what do you think they're doing reading halo novellas? They're working they're working no they're actually working normal jobs

um what's a normal job you're saying firefighting is not a normal job no because you're either part time or you're full time firefighter but some firefighters actually work I don't I'm not a firefighter, okay, but from the knowledge I've had of a friend who had a firefighter father,

it wasn't like a, you're not sitting in, like, a building all day waiting. It's like not that. It's one of those, like, really respectable. Yeah, immensely. It's like, so crucial to society. It's like so, so important. But there's literally no negative connotations to being a firefighter. All you're doing is.

There is. In America. there's certain counties were, if you're outside the main jurisdiction of the main fire department of the nearest city, you have to pay a fee. If you don't pay a fee and your house catch is fired, they will turn

up but they won't put the fire out to make you... Is that real? Yes, happened recently. Family lost everything and then the chief firefighter got attacked by the family because they lost everything. And that's the same shit fucking... That Roman guy did. Go to the house that's on fire

and then just do nothing until they... basically pay you this thing happens in America though no America no different to ancient wine oh shit somehow it always goes back to America every time

have you been to America James yeah he's been to Flowrider yeah but to be honest we've been to Florida I don't think we haven't been to Florida we've been to LA Florida's literally the other side of the country I don't I would say that some Americans

would consider going to Florida actually experiencing America because it is just a tourist trap that's all Florida it basically is and isn't the other stereotype like old people homes yeah isn't it where Dexter is set yeah Miami Miami Florida

okay yeah we went my geography is just atrocious we went to Los Angeles California am I getting mixed up because there's a Disneyland in both of these places yeah there's Disneyland Florida yeah and Disneyland L.A Because we went to Disneyland Okay, that's where I'm getting confused then

Yeah I went to Orlando World Orlando World You didn't go to Orlando Do we know anything about America I know not on that I didn't mean no There's like a movie studio

That has a theme park in Florida Every now and again Universal has one I believe Every now and again We get some like feedback or a comment From someone who's clearly American Who's like upset about that cringing now because Orlando land is

no fucking thing. Orlando Bloomland. That's in the UK though, right? Yeah. I'd hope so. If you're American and you can name five places from the UK then... To be honest, Trowbridge, they would listen to the Jarcas, they know Trowbridge, Chippin and Swindon Khan

and probably... London. Maybe Bristol. You can assume they know London. Yeah, they'll know Slough and wedding because they're shit os. Slough? Yeah. Literally we give them knowledge it's not fair. yeah where all you need to know

if you're gonna come to England we're all you need to know only go to Wiltshire that's part of the country generally yeah shout out to whoever post in the jar subreddit there's like this really funny compilation of like

English stereotype memes that are that what's the song called again the little nose one it's like a spellup version of that song oh it's so good yeah it's fantastic

great meme right James so you upset some people. When do I not with your showering stuff? No, okay, no, we talked about this earlier because I didn't actually understand what people's beef off with me and my shower routine.

It's a drying off routine, like, as long as that doesn't matter what you do to get dry. If the end result is you being dry, you've done it white. No. No. How could you get it wrong? If you don't dry your skin

enough, right? you will just dry off the skin the the water will evaporate and do you know what water does when it evaporates right it takes some of the moisture from your skin to why you use moisture to evaporate well yeah but you're drying out more than you need to if you don't dry as much as possible through a soluble towel but oppression editor left a comment saying james's drying after shower take is cancelable Jordan has had some doosies before but that one easily takes the cake from those controversial

I didn't screen cap the other one but there was another comment that was like if you purposefully don't dry the top half then surely and you just focus on the bottom half like the droplets from the top are going to go to the bottom half yeah it's so confusing

I've had people on Reddit say that I'm like a psychopath I have my cleaning routine okay so let me explain this okay let's let's only go vivid absolutely the most detailed scenario possible you get out of shower

cock I just end it there that's fine that's enough another controversial topic from last episode was this teacher who keeps writing in who keeps informing us

that he's real he or she is teaching the students about dibbies and making them draw images and the jarlings are starting to find it a little bit suspicious like Tommy Poliz did as another teacher Jarling if it wasn't for the language barrier

I'd be preaching the word of Jarre through the concept of dibby to my younger students um that wasn't the one I was particularly after wait so there's two now no there's more there's more teachers in the JAR community than you realise yeah James was saying this last episode too

there's absolutely why do you say that like how do you know bro how okay so how teaching is not like an uncommon profession sure in terms of quantity as compared to most corporate jobs

is going to be less but it's not like a super high specialised field just not a family alone we've got like four or five teachers don't me yeah so obviously within jar the jarling fan base there's going to be a fair few teachers

or teaching assistant we've got a firefighter we've got a teacher or two then there's clearly some soldiers. Yeah, if you're a soldier, let us know. I already know some of the jar soldiers. They're the ones who are going to be on the front lines when it comes down. But the comment I was looking for was from Georgie.

I think the dibby drawings are fake. The giveaway is the eyes. They're drawn very similarly in all of the pictures. Now, I can call this out. Every kid draws eyes the same because they're kids. You're basing this on your nephews. Just, no, I was a kid once. And you can't.

Just because you were a kid. doesn't mean everyone else was a kid. Well, okay, and my experience of being a kid at some point in my life, when you're that young and you're focusing on the art of the dibby, you're not going to draw these hyper-specialized, like, artistic, unique eyes. You can't just draw circles of circles in. Hmm. That you can't...

I'm still torn myself. I'm really not sure what to think or and or believe on the matter. I'm just going to kind of wait for the evidence to settle for a bit of time. to pass for to ponder on it some more um another controversial thing we mentioned last episode was um I got a message from Adam YMS who is like I was listening to the jarcast and you mentioned these swimming pools that when you pee it like changes color apparently it's just total horseshit lies really did you not know that no no I'd like I'd never like thought about it because I'd never seen it in person but it was just one of

those like 90s early 2000 just rumors that was just spread I guess to just like the parents would just tell their kids to try and make them not be involved. Think of it rationally. Like, every fucking, every swimming pool would be the same because everyone pisses in the swimming pools. Yeah. So it was just one of those, like, urban legend, like, just spread to scare kids things.

Yeah, I just never thought about it. I'm still going to, I'm still going to be careful when I go in public. I'm going to go to every pool in the country and I'm going to put it to the test. No, no, but even if it's true, the strat is you just piss a little bit. See if there's a little bit of color. No, no, you got a certain Donovan, you don't even get in. you just stand on the side you just piss into it

yeah see what happens then you're going to instantly walk off because you're going to get kicked out anyway so it just saves time oh actually I miss this the teacher themselves left a comment oh god aiming as I'm the teacher

aka I told the kids that a dibby is a really cute character that they would want to buy a toy of but doesn't really matter to the story I linked it to a lesson on creating characters for their own stories and some were inspired to create their own dibby's after hence the block of cheese similar to SpongeBob

and then in reply to that J.K. Smith left the comment saying the teacher guy is still faking it the eyes between cheese guy and Yoda are the same it's even similar to the last million eyes but now I'm thinking about it like if it's kids sitting in a class surely they're copying off each other too yeah exactly yeah but all of them no no that we have the same table

yeah we had three pictures the likelihood of the eyes being very similar in a class and it's very well now I'm I'm I'm believing this teacher. And like, if someone is sitting down to try and fake, to try and trick us, why the cheese thing? Why the cheese block? Like, that's such a like kids, like... No, but maybe he's thinking you're taking the thought process exactly to this point.

This is like the Moriarty. I'm just too easy to manipulate and play. I don't know. I'm not saying I don't believe him, but I'm not saying that I do. Do you understand? I'm saying that I don't really care. Oh. No, I'm just kidding

I'm just doing it for dicky I really care No I I hope it's true Because dibby I think I think Dibby should be like a thing I think it should be a known thing In film

It needs to be in like Oxo Dictionary type deal Well it should be like taught In film school You know I feel yeah I feel it's getting to a point Where it's becoming

Easily recognisable enough You know Yeah And just like It's for you It's to the point where you can say That's a Dibby Like you see it

Boom Dibby You know Boom, dibi. Don't even have to see it. My mind goes to, like, in the boardroom. It's the new Illumination movie, right? It's the new Mario movie. They sit down and they're like, what's the dibby?

That's at the top of like the foot. That's where the script starts. Like, they start with the dibby and build off that. Like flushed away in the boardroom. They're like, right. The slugs. The dibby. That's the core of the movie right here.

Yeah. Build from that. I see it. I believe it. Just like I believe this comment from Fool, who's gonna end this segment. I recently re-watched the Free Guy review in the background while painting, and figured I'd lick up some of the scenes mentioned, as I wanted to see how bad it was without sitting through the actual masterpiece that is Free Guy.

Have you Mingers ever glanced at the horror that is the Free Guy comments section? It genuinely reads like satire of a fan base. Have we reached a stage where literally every media IP has a hardcore fan base? Yeah. No. well we were just reading these articles about morbius that was trolled by this very concept into releasing the movie again into theatres thinking that oh it's morbid time is so popular everyone's going to go see the movie now ironically and it's going to make loads of money

no one when it saw it yeah perfect because i was i was like annoyed kind of the concept of it going back out there and then mima's making it successful because i don't want movies like this to get sequels even like as funny as Morbius is and the memes are but this is the ultimate reward because it's just another dunk on Morbius it's even funnier now we can continue to

dunk on it. No we're going back to a meme chat for a bit Morbius top team meme the fact that a meme has been able to manipulate a corporate movie studio into re-releasing

their movie just to lose even more money doing so because nobody wanted to see it like how do you feel about Jared Leto directly addressing it it's like it doesn't feel like he's he's not supposed to be in on the joke it almost ruins it in a way

but it's like no it's at your expense Jared like the the joke is that the film sucks partially because you're the lead in it and it's like weird that you are morbius yeah um what do you think it's awesome and grounds him

it's kind of it is kind of epic because it's like his showing as a sense of humor at least but it's like the manager saying like yeah this would be good like it's your your only play hit it's like chess like he's been checkmated and he's like there's this one like really shit thing you could do but it's a last ditch effort yeah his PR guy comes in and goes ha ha ha in terms of matamah have sex oh shit That's the one thing you've seen from it, isn't I showed you? Yeah, that's the one scene that's watching. Yeah, and to be fair, that scene is hot.

Well, yeah, especially when he goes, yeah, like three times. And it just gets cooler. By that point in the movie, they've done that thing, like a hundred times, and it just doesn't get old. Well, yeah, I feel like it wouldn't. After seeing it three times in that scene, it's like, give me more. Really?

Well, yeah, you hyped for Craven the Hunter. that's the next one. Really? Who's playing Craven? He's just going to do all. He's going to play every character in the... What's it called? The Sony villain universe or whatever the hell it is.

Are you looking forward to Andrew Garfield coming in and fighting them all? I'd watch that. Andrew Garfield fighting Mobius? That'll be actually sick. That'd be genuinely so good. Sony? Go on, Sony, do it.

Or don't do it? just look on Twitter and make your financial decisions based on that well I mean if they are then they are going to make an amazing Spider-Man 3 I I after that Spider-Man movie that had all three of those guys in it I feel like just that's just open the floodgates in terms of like these crazy crossover just any anything like that they're gonna try absolutely especially because like Sony they have to keep pump

they have to keep using the Spider-Man IP to retain it yeah so but surely disney using their IP to make movies is them returning it god i these contracts are getting so complex but it's like it is a sony movie that's why the spider-man movies like aren't on disney plus yeah but simultaneously they have like deals where sony does like the marketing or something but i doubt they take all of the box office like i reckon they take a good chunk they take a significant and chunk for sure but I don't know I reckon it's an incredibly lucrative deal for them otherwise why would they do it yeah they've such a big like playing

yeah they've got they've got they have they have like the MCO over a barrel yeah yeah yeah just some topics um okay I don't have any topics I said I don't have any oh okay James go on good afternoon morning on our ladies and gentlemen welcome to this section of the cast where we head over to patreon and pain um do you want to talk about obi one briefly yeah i wouldn't mind um as of right now as us recording this the show's halfway over there are six episodes we've seen three it's halfway hmm okay surely it's gonna get a season two well i've seen rumors about that but i don't know if it's like true or not and or how that would even make sense or work i don't know about that

Um, I'm in like such a weird place with like anything Star Wars related, because I don't even know like what I want from it at this point. Yeah, it's ruined. I mean, they've ruined it. Yeah. We talked about this before and it annoyed a bunch of people and they were chatting bare tings and stuff. But like the truth of it is, it's ruined. Well, the way I, it's like so ruined.

that basically I have to take it by literally by a scene by scene almost shot by shot basis where it's like, yeah, that scene was okay. That bit where like Rex, well, not Rex, where there's like an old clone, that's cool. That's cool. Oh, you got a little flash of Hayden, like, hallucination, that's cool. Yeah, the odd bit here and that, oh, that layer chase scene, what the, what is going on here? Yeah, that was bad. That was, like, actually embarrassing.

And it's not just that there's all sorts of, like, kind of weird jank stuff in it. but then Jimmy Schmitz shows up and you're like oh this is kind of awesome yeah no because everyone was talking about oh you're McGregie you're McGregie he's coming back he's come back he's come back he's like well duh

he's Obi-1 like of course he'd do it why wouldn't he and then suddenly Jimmy Schmitz shows up and it's like oh here we go here we go now it's getting hot yeah they got the guy like this is the true continuation of Star Wars

the thing is if if they never did the sequels right and then they started with I think this would have been the perfect place to start yeah they release Obi-1 Jimmy Schmitz is back

and he's the hottest shit since yeah imagine if it was just like Mandalorian and Obi-1 no if they did Obi-1 first and then let that settle and then did Mandalorian and Book of Bob Fett and stuff I think that would be awesome yeah I guess yeah that's what's the most

straighten is they just they couldn't resist they couldn't resist opening pandora's box and rushing into it rushing towards that gold mine they wanted to just be the dragon sitting on the fucking billions instead of tinkering away doing the like slow build up there

they've ruined a whole time period of Star Wars that like they actually have and you can't change my mind on that yeah there's other things specifically in the show though that keep like pulling me out like just little things like the music isn't right yeah the music isn't right and that that is to me that's 50%

of what star was is is the music um it's like it carries so much of the weight and the like passion and the just the john william's score is just so fucking good yeah but like a lot of it is really reminiscent of the game that recently came out fallen order but the music in fallen order actually captures that perfectly it's really good the music and like that the the opening scene of o b one is this like another perspective on order 66 where the clones kill all the Jedi

and there's a scene like that in Full Order which is like whoa I'm playing the shit and it's like really cool surprise yeah it like really makes sense with just the whole yeah and emotionally it uses like the music from episode three at that at that time whereas in this show

Obi-1 it's just like am I supposed to even take this seriously it's not scary it's not dramatic it's just kind of yeah fallen order is probably the best disney era star wars like story to be honest as far as yeah so far anyway yeah the thing is the latest episode without getting into spoilers yeah just keep it vague if i really liked you're into it not necessarily the whole episode but like that the good parts there were there was like enough and i feel like with the next three episodes there's going to be some yeah the stuff

i really want to see and with what i've said with the sequels like i was so dissatisfied with how they used han solo so dissatisfied with how they used layer and especially luke obi one was always like my favorite character as a kid like having the chance to actually see him yeah complete this actually interesting period of his story like please i just i just really don't want them to fuck it up. And I don't think they will. As far as Star Wars TV shows, they've done no real. Yeah, and I'm just like in a position where it's like

I genuinely don't even like care if it is messed up more like, you know, like Yeah, it can't be more messed up than it already is. Yeah. So. And there are like in five, if we flash forward five years, there are going to be so many Star Wars shows to pick from. It's just

like, it's just like comic books at a certain point where it's like, yeah, this run it was like worth watching a few episodes from this one just check out that episode from season two of a certain yeah it's gonna be like that at a certain point like it's so over exposed it's like it is but also at the same time like it's the potential that keeps bringing everyone back it's like yeah and i i quite like being able to engage with the stuff that i like because now there is stuff for like old fans new fans like real baby stuff like rebels like proper baby like two month old baby stuff that's the one even I haven't even

yeah that's funny yeah that's for like I find I find like the reaction to stuff like this almost more interesting than than the story itself because if I want to know like a prequel era like Star Wars fan like a true prequel era fans opinion there's this fucking huge YouTube channel for Star Wars theory yeah I know I like watch his like recap to the episodes and his like commentary is so interesting to me because he brings up like the nerdiest like law stuff that like I've never even thought about or even considered and it's like man there are people that consume this in a way that's just like so different to me they're looking for things that I'm not even thinking about you know yeah and then on the other side of that there

are people that like had already written the show off immediately like five minutes into episode one I'm not quite in that camp either I still feel like you should give the whatever they're trying to tell it's chance his go yeah but that is something I'm I'm liking about what they're doing with Star Wars like you can it's it's such a malleable work you can just kind of tell any story with it you can just like use it as your like device for telling whatever story you want so then I can choose to engage with the ones that I want to when it gets to a point where there's like 6,000 shows all with just ridiculous budget so it'll be like yeah this one looks cool I'll give it a go yeah this one I

won't nice I tweeted on my my hidden Twitter the other day the um like the more of the stuff I would like to see kind of get getting weirder with it like just make take the inspirations that like george lucas like love like like the hot rod thing like i was talking with james like just take like an initial d speed racer silly wacky races type concept and turn that into like star will show with the racing being like pod races or whatever because i know people hate the pod race but i'm not i'm not there man i've got i've done a full uh 180 on that business. I love the podrace. Podraise is the best thing about the whole

prequel and sequel trilogy. And the original trilogy is the best thing in Star Wars. But I feel like that is it kind of writes itself, you know? Like you have the huck gangsters, they're like, there's like the crime underbelly. You can have like a scrappy kid

who's like the main character or so, I guess. No, you don't know, no scrappy kid. No kids are involved in it. Actually, yeah, you're right. In law, humans can't pod race. It would have to be like an alien. A scrappy alien. No, no, it'd be human. But then it falls into Star Wars problem because then it'd be like, young

Grettoe is the you know, like it always has to connect. But it can be like, the pod race on Tatouin was like just amateur. Yeah, that was the entry. It can be like, it's just the redline. Yeah, it's the first redline way.

The intro shong to qualify for the bigger waste you've got to be playing on it. It's just like six episodes, each containing a crazy race that just gets wackier each time and more insane with the setting. like that is simple it'll be easier to do it's just about like the special effects and just like races and hot rods or whatever yeah and a simple story yeah now romance the main guy could be there has to be romance

you know in the pop race there's that like forearm guy that's like what to what yeah he could be like it's his redemption story yeah no I reckon he should be the the like buddy to the main character he dies he's like the master like you know he's like teaching him he's got so many arms yeah yeah and he's like assassinated where he crashes or he crashes or something

that's yeah foul play they make a leak in it causes an overheating of the classic subalba

moment subalba's son the villain of the show yeah no because subalba doesn't die

subalba that's the link old bulba old bulba and his son is teaching his son the bad ways and how to

win through dodgy tactics yeah and the good guy adopts subolba's son and turns him into a

then like they have a scene where one of they're like doing a really high speed corner and there's two of them sliding but one of them slides too much and a car hits them like that and goes like that and then it turns out that it's actually Luke who killed him and then there's like another movie where he comes back

if you really want to get ambitious and season one with the tease that like Sith Jarja is actually like a secret pod racing and that's revealed in the pod racing show yeah I think I think Sith Jarja needs to arrive I reckon we're at a point where it's like just embrace it Yeah, no, but actually do it, like, have it be revealed that, you know, the robot arm? The robot arm that, what's his face?

Sidious is on in episode 12. Yeah, yeah. It's actually fucking Jarja. Yeah, it's Jarja, like, controlling this robot arm. Yeah, like a kind of redesigned Jarja. He's like a puppet now and he's got like long, like, hair. Yeah, yeah, but he comes out looking like he did before and he like pulls this fake stuff off his face and he's like a demon. It's me.

Yeah, but then, with it being Obi-1, Obi-Wan trusted him in the first movie, so it can be like this turning point for... Instead of Darth Moore coming back to fight Obi-1, J-Jar. Yeah. That should be the end of... And maybe he doesn't even need to necessarily be a Sith.

He could be like, Mesa making my own path. Yeah. One of these, you know? He's just like the most powerful being. Yeah. And give Wusses' face another chance at Jarja

Subbo The actor that played Oh I'm their best Yeah yeah yeah Yeah you could do like You could have lightsaber fights with his tongue He throws it into his ears He does a he goes

Whoa Does a flip him Because he can jump You're already making it cringe He doesn't have to make the sound He can't be cringe He has to be edgy as fuck That's the only way

You can make Darth Jarja Cool Yeah he has to be so edgy That he's cringe And so cringe that he's cool again And then it mid-fighting you have Darth Vader killed Darth Jarja

and then you have the Obie getting upset over his Jarja getting killed that they have the duel Yeah you can make like Jarja an Inquisitor No

Darth Vader's secret apprentice Yeah just do the Yeah retcon The Force Awakens Sam What's sorry Yeah What did I say?

Awakens The JJ Abrams fucking trash shit It's movie fucking Bollocks Yeah the Force Unleashed Yeah, take that, but actually make it a charge. Yeah, the force un-jazzed.

See how easy is to fix Star Wars, isn't he? It's not hard. If everybody got armaged in the Star Wars, they'd be so happy. There's rumors, because obviously there's a direct overlap between Obie and Fallen Order. A wedding there is, there's, there's, it's fear-wise that, um, Carol Custus. Yes, he's going to be in Obi. Yeah, I don't think it's going to happen. Did he see the trailer for the new Fallen Ordo?

Yeah. Survivor. Kind of interesting, man. Yeah, I'm very interested. I'm very looking forward to that game, but I feel there's going to be no crossover there. You don't think Cal's going to show up in a Disney Plus show? Maybe in a Disney, not in Obi-1. Oh, maybe not an Obi-1.

I saw theories that because Andor was teased as well. One I'm actually kind of interested in. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, the guy from. One guy? Rogue one, yeah. The best Star Wars movie. What YouTuber did you get that opinion from?

Myself. I've always been a WoG1, folks. James has loved it, yeah. I'm just... His name is Cassing and all, he's a weird piss me off. I would say that. Oh, they'd be pissed off. Who's pissed off?

J.J. Abrams. No, I used to be pissed off when you were like, what YouTuber did you get that opinion from? I fucking had mine opinion. Who said that? Alex used to always say it to me. Oh, yeah, he did. To be pedantic, though, right?

actually like no you actually meant it well like what was like an example what was a um i don't like gays of war three no what youtube did you get that from yeah it was i don't know true i didn't like this one guy who keeps leaving gears of war comments on um on jar stuff i've done a big big circle on gaze oh my god you hated i watched a video i fucking knew it no no i decided on my own that i didn't like gears of war you did Then Gears 5 came out, and I played Gears 5, and I'm like, whoa, this shit's kind of fun. And... Yeah, we had fun.

And then the little campaign deal-see came out and played that, and I was like... What campaign deal-C? Hivebusters. Hive-Busters campaign deal-soo. You never invited me to that. And then I was like, well, I... This shit's fun. But I can't be bothered to go back and play it all.

Now, Gears 2 is incredible. Gees 2 I always had a lot of love for Because it's just got that dark gritty, horrible, miserable Yeah, but also it's like, it's funny Now we're talking about this And it's sad It's, it's how serious it takes itself Yeah, that is the key

But it's, it's self-aware Kind of It's totally self-aware, like you don't write It's a giant worm They're sinking cities with a giant worm Simultaneously, they've got the like Maria death scene Which they play completely 100% straight And there's like no such

for that character at all or anything. There's like a little, yeah. But like it kind of, I think the Maria death scene is like well executed but in a weird, like it just doesn't really belong in it. It's like weirdly heavy like to follow the like worm silliness.

But also in the worm is when Carmine dies and it's like, well that's gruesome and grotesque. And it's just kind of sad because like he, that character is just like, he doesn't deserve it. He's just a an idiot. He's just a wookie. Yeah, he's just like a stupid guy. And then they did the whole

vote for Gis War III. Is Carmine's brother going to live or die? And that was like a thing. Yeah. They had like a lot of charm for that. It really encapsulates that era of games to me. It's like there's no other game that does it. Yeah, I don't know what they'd be like to play now.

I think they're still playable. I feel like if they gave them like some love, some MCC type treatment, do a Marcus Phoenix its collection, make more 4K, make more high frame rate as possible. Yeah. Surely that's the key. Absolutely.

Well, they did the first game, didn't they? Yeah, they did do the first game. And they made it feel better. They made it feel more. Yeah, it did feel a lot better. I'd never played it. I would love that opportunity because looking back. There is a challenge to him.

It's hilarious because they did have the rep for being the big silly, like, action figure guys. Like, that's part of it. Like, that's not something I would typically enjoy, but there's something about Gives of War Man. fight. It's weird. It's not just over the top and how it talks. It's like the gameplay.

You're winding along with guns of chainsels on and it's just, every execution is just purely over. It's like really silly. The thing that really made me not like, it's like the Hio. It looks, yeah. Yeah, it's that kind of dumb shit. The thing that solidified

my dislike for it, though, was Geese 4. Yeah, but that's because that's where they lost it. Yeah. They became too self-aware. Yeah, exactly. They were copying the Marvel formula. Giz 3 was kind of that a little bit it had like really it was just not like that or just like like with the zip line bits and like just more excess with characters being like we you know without the see we've always disagreed on Gaze 3 because I like I like it's incredible it's like a proper adventure like every acts like a completely

different environment with like new enemies it's like super varied it just doesn't have that like downess I don't know yeah no I get what you mean do you remember the the release trailer for the years of war fucking yeah yeah it's like yeah the mad world thing yeah it's meant to like but I feel like as far as a trilogy is concerned the middle one should be the darkest yes and then you're wrapping up the story with three it ends on a happy note it's not ending on a down a note I feel like that works when you're looking at it as a trilogy yeah but I get what you mean because especially with the first one being like it had way more like kind of horror influence with a like bat section and stuff like this but

But I think in hindsight If I played a modernized Gears 3 now I'd enjoy it It's just having that That like The bromance angle There's two characters

Delta Squad or whatever they're called Yeah It's charming man It's weird No it's like the perfect balance of characters And I don't give a shit About what anyone says about Dom That dude is like a homie

Mm-hmm You know That's my guy That death scene still gets me man yeah it's really effective it's really really good and I think that was part of why I never finished it because after that scene I was kind of

like it takes some of the wind out of its sails it's like that's the heart of the series I've seen what I've wanted to see I'm kind of I'm with the whole game for Dom when his story ended I was like you know what I'm satisfied that kind of that whole part of the game is like

when it finally gets really sunny in like tropical with like the Latin-inspired area and it's just like all straight to the most depressing miserable And it's like really like obviously foreshadowed, but still like... Yeah. Yeah, foreshadowed on my bio. It's like...

It's the same thing with like the Red Dead 2 story. If you've played Red Dead 1. It's like, I know... I've got a feeling I know what's coming, but I don't really want to admit to myself that it is. I think that's pretty effective. But it's also like, where else do you take a character like that? He's like, done. Yeah.

He's like, he's basically like a zombie. but he's like he's like dead he's got nothing to live for from the start that is like weirdly tragic for a game's so stupid he's has like always had

like really good story beats and to me Gears 4 lost that yeah and then Gears 5 kind of brought it back yeah Gears 5 did bring it back totally reignited like a long lost love

for that franchise I don't know how the fuck we ended up on Gears gears five i loved it i didn't play much of like the horden one after it came out but that story it did reignite like this is gears like you felt you knew it was gears it was like had those characters it had that dynamic yeah it managed to reconnect with what it was where it's like because marcus came up like properly yeah he has to be there those core characters have to be there but also it it had tonally it was so much more correct and characters were taking a situation seriously yeah instead of just like goofballing being nathan drake yeah

Yeah, if only Halo could reach, if it could find its identity in the same way. Never, never again, that ship has zeld. It's found that, it's found that seriousness in its TV show. Man, the, the, the, the, the, the, the video game onslaughts only beginning, man. I know, I can't wait for it, the, the, the Grand Turismo movie's coming. Sony's on it now, because the Uncharted movie was so, successful. It made so much money. Did it actually? Yeah.

Unfortunately. Yeah, Tom Holland are mainly because of him. When we were driving somewhere this morning, James, you brought up Free Guy, right? I did bring him a Free Guy. It's not that bad. Admit it's not that bad. And I was like, no, I'm standing my ground on Free Guy, man, because you let that shit like this slide and we get more of it. We get more uncharted. Because that was the thing I kept seeing people say about Uncharted.

Oh, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. wow that's not exactly dude is it dude if that's if that's the only compliment you can pay to something it's like it it I was expecting it to be shite and it was still shit but like I thought it was gonna be I was expecting it to be shite and it was just crap but I guess that's a positive god I was so bored seeing that shit that's how far the bar has been low yeah no but then there's like what that comments were saying about like Friga and it's like just all you got to do is like make a really shoddy like awful film that kind of vaguely hits beats and has sort of imagery from the thing you know and that fan base

like as long as they get certain checkboxes tick like as long as Sonic's looks like Sonic like they pushed it too far like the first time yeah but he looks like Sonic now like he's got rings in it's got Jim Carrey that's like all it needs to be you know and it's wait till this Mary movie comes out and then Geese, well, Geese of War Imagine that as a movie Giz could actually work

fucking Dave Boutista should Yeah, they would need the I don't know Does all of them just seem like Such a bad idea inherently to me Because I just feel like Video games like almost

See it seems like regressing In a way I feel like you could do a sort of Starship Troopers thing with Gid Yeah Yeah No the thing is If you have it all sort of practical and like just gross and grinding.

It would have to be really violent. No, but the thing is you, the perfect casting exists. Baird and Cole, Kill my Kenelphi. They exist. They exist. Because they have the chemistry there. Yeah. They're the perfect casting and they are actually in Guz.

They are actually like a Giz four went there. Yeah. Best thing about Gizful. Yeah. I'm saying that, saying everything I said about Gizfour, that horde. fun as oh yeah that now

it wasn't betray its core like mechanics yeah yeah movies shit video games

shit music um just art bollocks art is dead the the best artist now

is Drake that's the state we're in Drake a album pregnant women hmm

wake up in the morning if I see Drake's release an album fucking smile know that life is going to be all right it makes the five-year plan a 10-year plan thanks Drake for doubling the plan and thank you for watching this half

of the Jiam Media episode Alex will be back after these messages by Bear Bear Bear Buy Bear Bear I do declare by Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Shirts and Mug available now check the description below Welcome back to the second half of the episode where James goes on to Reddit and talks about things

He finds funny He finds funny The top weighted post on Goon Cave My set-up's been a bit sticky recently Stick a map's going to start us off for questions which you can leave on the subreddit over at us slash jar media on the suggestion thread. Alex, does Jim still secretly want to be a singing veterinarian? Jim can't sing.

Jim can swim. Sing. Oh, yes, I can sing. And, yes, I can look after animals. James's dad. James's dad. James's dad. James's dad.

We've got a disturbing one, but I didn't know about this. This is a jarling informing me on something. news of how I've been, I've been shafted, I've been sidelined, guys, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, you know, I've been, um, butter bean one, two, three said this, bear bear jar. I have a question for Alex. How the fuck do you get caught in a wire that's half your size? He's got little legs. He's stressed. He's stressed. Yeah, he's stressed chains. Leave me alone. Look at him. Anyway, bear bear jar. Got a question for Alex.

Recently, a pretty substantial update for Huntdown the Freeman released. They redesigned a bunch of levels, fixed a lot of major bugs, and has overall a pretty welcome quality of life update for an otherwise masterpiece of a game. During the final level, Mitchell calls Alex's character Nick on the radio for Nick to tell him to wait for 15 minutes. However, in the newest patch, they changed the voice actor for the final level. so someone other than Alex is voicing Nick my question is were you aware of this change of cast

and if so did you turn down the offer to reprise your role cheers mingers no no this is not okay that's actually not okay that's a bullshit everyone knows you as Nick everyone no when you you listen to Nick you can't like you can't

that's like snake being replaced by um yeah 24 idiot the 24 guy it's like no that's not snake that'll be like replacing master chief with with some naked guy right hashtag that's not nick yeah hashtag that's not nick hashtag that's not nick yeah that i cannot i cannot believe this Alex I can't I'm generally upset about this and you know what you did a you did a great job I reckon you out of all of the people Out of every single actor As the English or the American The English

American Asian guy Your Your classic heritage of English American Asian Lending you perfectly to this role of Nick

I can't I'm seriously upset about this Not My Nick Hashtag not my Nick Hashtag not my Nick It's actually bullshit That is bullshit If they had approached you and said

That we just need a few more lines Can you do it? I would have said yes And I would have done a third voice Just this is completely different Howdy y'all Do it in the bear bear fucking accent Yeah, I do declare

Mr Freeman Fuck Bia baya Grave Walker has a disturbing one for us With summer coming real soon And with the second anniversary of Walk 1 Also coming next month Do you Gooners plan to make a walk two

We love to see the barn boys And their dogs explore more of the show We plan to Two years ago I can't believe it's nearly been two years No way has it been two years Yeah because remember it was First and second lockdown

COVID thing, yeah. Because it was the one thing we're allowed to do. Yeah. Let's go for walks. Man, we are entering peak summer season. So yeah, we will be going on a walk. Yeah, we actually did plan a date to do one and it was all lining

up nicely. What happened again? Oh, you've both got, you got COVID. Oh yeah, yeah, I got ill. It wasn't COVID, but I got ill. Yeah. I got quite ill. Then you came down with some symptoms, but it went away pretty quick, but I was quite ill. No, yeah. it's just messed up man well speaking of stuff like gears of war

it's a secret nine says bear bear mingers I'm currently thinking of changing my Xbox Live gamer tag as I've kept it for six years now and the game attack itself contains a shitty Xbox Live clan that no one is in anymore what I was wondering was what contributes to making a good Xbox Live name and if you have any way of deciding

what makes a good name for Xbox Live you can broaden it to any kind of Steam ID or PlayStation network, origin, whatever. I don't, anything without numbers.

If you've got reliant numbers, instantly bad. Or like having XX at the end or anything like that. Cool when you're making montages and

call it to do modern warfare and modern warfare too, not cool when you're 25 living with your parents. Not cool. I'd say

if it makes you go, if it makes you giggle. Yeah. The thing I will give like an Xbox gamer tag over like a steam idea is that like you can just change the steam idea whenever right yeah so you need to like be original the Xbox one you need to be the first to think of that thing yeah like when you see um um I was gonna like reference one of the old ones I made but I think that they're all like too rude they are um yeah

you I managed to get that name that's that's your thought process like nice one man You actually did it You got the Master Chief Gamer tag You did it Yeah And you know what They were NFTs In a way

Yeah Straight up But more valuable Because like Yeah If you're the Master Chief Gamer tag And Like loads of gamer score

How much could you sell that account for Probably like 25 quid or something I reckon 25K Yeah I reckon there's some dude out there Bill Gates might buy it. Yeah. I really wanted that Gamer Tang.

So, he sounds like the fucking Joker. He is the Joker. Yeah. Vandor took care, one, two, three, four, five, six bad game at tank. Alex has mentioned his interest in dinosaurs many times before on the show. With that being said, has anyone watched prehistoric planet? I think it's the best dinosaur-related documentary since the Walking With series. Also, what's the cast's favorite prehistoric?

historic animal dinosaur or non-dinosaur. I've seen some clips from it. It's on, I think it's on Apple TV Plus, which I don't have. I'm not sure. Maybe if I can get like a month's trial, I could like binge it or whatever. I've seen some clips and it does it kind of cool. David Attenborough does like the, he like hosts it and he's like there with all the the bones and stuff like describing them. I saw one with like a bizarre like terrorsore with a like a crest on its head that was obscenely large

and they make like a bunch of kind of phallic jokes and stuff and it looks kind of sick it's on my list to get to it John Fravreau produced it or something what's your favourite prehistoric animal

though dinosaur Archaeopteryx I like the Pegasolus um the author don turics ulon muskius no i like the the one that had

loads of little friends you know the little one that was like run around in Jurassic Park with a bunch of friends oh eagiraptor ego raptor Nah, the little guys They're like this big Yeah, they got eaten a lot by two X's

Nah, they're too small for Yeah, they got even Cognathus or something The ones They're like Argies Yeah, but smaller They're like running In Jurassic Park they like give them the cringy

Like freakers They call them the compies I think they're called I can't remember how you say Combat con fagnathus something like that when are they even in Jurassic Park I just know that they are they're in they're in the second one with the guy yeah the the guy yeah who's eaten by one yeah not by one by bun but yeah there's yeah because they're like

the scariest to me really yeah because like a big thing is just gonna like um just you see that's much scary to me this the ultimate scariest not dinosaur but prehistoric like bird um around when they were like the big saber tooths and stuff that is horrifying to me these like 12 foot tall birds that were just like running around it's like you see one of these things like you're fucked yeah yeah that is terrible no it's not it's a bird pierces wing and you you you know they don't fly they run around like big chickens that just to like just fuck you up you you're a human you yeah but think of all the adrenaline if you're trying to hunt that beast It'll be hunting you, bro.

Yeah, you ain't going to stand a chance in their beaks. No, but that's why you cooperate. No, but I just, how are you supposed to control one of these? I just find loads, like, being swarmed by a bunch of little bird things with, like, lizard teeth. Just loads of them just, like, biting at little bits of you, and just being slowly like... Well, yeah, that's being torn apart. That's kind of, yeah, painful. But also giant bird, that's really scary.

Yeah, yeah, they're called terror birds. an extinct clade of large carnivorous flightless birds that were once the largest species of apex predators in South America dude look at the image man that's just it's not right there's clearly a man there of an empor that's really gun it down

it's just so wrong yeah that'd be fine no what if we tamed them if we had those instead of What do you think it's on the cover of Arc Survival Evolved? Something cool? Okay. My balls are richie has one for us.

Bear squared, boys. I have a question for Jim. Although everyone could answer. What mechanics in additions do you think FromSoft will keep post-Eldom ring? I watched a video about Miyazaki's process while making Eldon Ring and how and why he added certain features, the mount, map, open world, etc. If, for example, they may Blaborn 2, or a completely new title, would it have a map you can check, spirit summon type things, etc., would the lack of these be a regression? If they decided not to use the new additions, would there be anything new you'd like to see make up for it? I don't think any more with FromSoft games, there is such a thing as regression.

There's just differences. Yeah, was Sekiro regressing? Because it was just one style of gameplay? That could be an argument But to me it's like No, they chose like part of it to Perfect Because I

Is it controversial to say that I prefer the gameplay of Sekaro's to it? I think Sakaro The flow is just like Yeah, yeah There's no There's nary a game like it

With each sword clash Like just the way it's animated And the sound and everything It's like so satisfying Is game feel just like Yeah it's ultimate game feel perfect um and like every single every single boss is just like so memorable and has such a unique character and that's the thing i had to come to terms with when getting into elden ring

was like because everyone says your first from soft game is your favorite and i agreed with that with it being dark souls one for me until secaro it was like i i think i actually prefer this and when I started Eldonbring it was like this is obviously really good and stuff but it just doesn't have that thing that Sekari gave me that like

just tightly like designed everything feeds into this one like idea is that like an accepted thing where it's like your first one is supposed to be the that's that's what I play

I played one and Bloodbourne before playing Sechro And Sechro was the one But it'll be like The first one that clicks for you Right

Will be your favorite But um Yeah so Sechro is my favorite And in some ways You could say Eldon Ring It's a step down But it's not It's just something different

Yeah And you learn to like it for that I have no idea What direction they're gonna go next Like with Eldon Ring Like who would have suspected After Sekiro Where they like

seemed to like narrow everything into this much more linear action focus game that then after that they do the biggest wide open open world game yeah it's almost like the the inverse kind of goals in a way yeah but they like they always use what came before to like inform how they design certain aspects

yeah Yeah, I don't know, that's definitely like a challenge where it's like, it's that thing where you, everything comes together in such a way and you just create this kind of magnum opus of a certain style. Yeah. And you're like, how the hell do you follow something like that up? But what I'd really like to see is something in the vein of the Dark Souls 1 map. The Dark Souls 1 design. Like a true sequel to Dark Souls 1. because they've never done that again

like it's just because it's so difficult I don't know I genuinely because like why would how did they manage to do it so well on their first like decently funded try you know so I that's that's what I personally want because I've never had that edge scratched do you think I could go back to Dark Souls 1 now

like the remake and have a good time um Um, yeah, I think you could. So do you think about it? More so with three. Maybe. Yeah, three is good. I don't think three is a good place to start, personally.

But if there's no way you play one, I'd say at least give one a go. Yeah. And then if that doesn't click, because three, three for the most part, kind of just feels like Aldermere. Mm. So, yeah.

Okay. Josh Rode 9 says following up on it, enjoying a shower discussion. Do you boys partake in shower beers? I regularly indulge and it takes a night shower to a whole other level. No, but shower wine. Really? Shower red wine, yeah. See, my immediate gut reaction to that is that the receptacle you're drinking out of is more likely to capture.

like water where it's like a beer bottle more narrow I feel like yeah then you can you can preserve the like cold nature of it against the warm shower well that that's part of why I think wine is good because you're going to warm the beer up with the hot room the steamy hot room right whereas wine is good at like room temperature so yeah this is not something I've indulged in but I do like having a bath And having a cold beverage. Yes. Yeah.

A cider, a nice beer. Yeah, I see what you say about the wine. But I wouldn't have wine like in the shower. It's like a step away from the shower because it's like a shower bath thing. So you step away from the shower, have a sip, put it back down, get back into the shower. Yeah, the other day I tried a bizarre thing in the bath. I had this Carolina Reaper Salsa I poured in a little bowl

Got some Doritos I sat in the bath A boiling hot bath Eating salsa Carolina Rieper Souser 2 million Skoville Salsa It's damn delicious

It's damn delicious But man does it make you sweat extra So it's like having a double bath That's like sauna shit Yeah So I also have I had a couple flannels that I kept putting under the cold water and going, ooh.

And people call it my drying technique fucking psychopath. Yeah, that's nuts. A's like 50 degree bath eating saucer. It was good though. I'd recommend it. You're a nice cold beverage as well. That's a trick right there. We didn't say what we're drinking. I'm drinking. I'm having gin.

gin and tonic. But I'm gin. And you're, what are you drinking, bro? I'm drinking, um, extra. Oh yeah. C word extra. Kano 2-3-7 says, hello, Delo, fellow gets. The other week I heard my colleague do a perfect, and I mean perfect, James, wow. I was too much of a bitch at the time to confront him about it, but I can't stop thinking about it. lie awake at night salad tossing and turning

with that wow ringing in my ears I haven't heard any other jarisms since from him but how can I approach him about this? Thank you my sticky friends where does this person work? Because I've done wow as a work recently Oh yeah

How weird of that? It's actually me They didn't even twig I'd say though Don't No deep meme Bear bear Yeah just go like bear bear yeah no that's cringe

no no no because and then if they go like walk up just say pussy direct that's how you get a fucking black eye yeah that's how you have to you have to have a conversation with each other maybe if you pull that one out yeah well no because I think bear bear bear is a bit too

that's like power level right you're hiding your power level so bear bear bear bear is not hiding your power level I said the way that if in an in a single I'm saying pussy that was a joke I was taking the piss. If you go in a playground and you're like, bear, bear, you're going to get bullied. You're hiding, you're not, you're exposing your power level. The comment wasn't about playgrounds.

I wouldn't recommend that for the playground. Oh my God. In a workplace. Yeah, no, what I'm saying is if you were in a playground and you're like, oh, bear bear, trying to show your you get bullied because you're showing your power level. It's like liking anime. What are you're talking about your power level? No, that's the thing. If you are, if you have deep knowledge of a certain passion,

YouTube channel, whatever, it's your power level. Yeah. Someone who knows Goku has a really low power level Because they know the thing that everyone knows A power level is like the really lame fucking loser shit But you know And to niche knowledge Yeah, but to identify people of the same level

Power level you've got to have like You've got to hide your power level But you've got to expose a little bit Yeah, that's why that's why it was Like Bear Bear Nah, nah That's what I was recommending like Hiding it as almost like a cough or like But Bear Bear Bear! No no but Bear Bear Bear! You don't need Bear Bear Bear.

But Bear Bear is hiding your palpable because then you look You look cringy in your workplace If you're like, oh, Bear Bear! What are we doing like that? No, but not everyone knows what Bear Bear is. No, but people are going to look at you a bit weirdly. Yeah, but then they're going to forget about it. No, they don't.

No, I guarantee you if someone before Bear Bear was a thing to you, if someone would just want Bear Bear Bear. I feel like if you didn't, you had no idea what Bear Bear Bear was and you saw someone go, Bear bear You first think They're like Clearing their throat

Or something No but they're like Reserting their voice The person who's this Is being aimed at Is the person The James Wow They're gonna think you're

No no No no The James Wow was the person You're trying to Yeah Bear Bear too Yeah but that person Is gonna see you do

This weird fucking Bear Bear Bear thing And just think you're freak That's right You don't pick Bear Bear It's too new Okay what do you pick

Then Yeah what do you do then Pip-pop-P-Py That's such cringy What options aren't cringing No, this is the thing No, because we're in a workplace If it's why my...

That's why you don't do fucking goopsy or pussy or... No, no, listen, listen, you're in a workplace Workplace are filled of toxicly masculine men So what do you do? You've got to fucking cover your tracks Who'd been in a fight? A gorilla or Mike Tyson? That is the question because you can get other people involved in the discussion which means you're spreading the jar propaganda you're not only exposing his

power level you're you're indoctrinating everything i feel like the response would just be like well do you listen to jo rogan as well no there's no there's absolutely no overlap in the mike tyson sylvac gorilla that the no that's ours apart from mike tyson himself who wanted to buy a gorilla yes but like that's a jar thing that is hiding your power level while not being seen as a weirdo. Because in a workplace you don't want to act like a weirdo because then you're acting like a weird. People are going to think you're weird. Nothing wrong with

that. But you want to hide your pal of one. I think that's a good enough conversation style when you can wean out the jarling. And you can still be seen as a normal functional human being. Also, he's not a jarling. He's not a jarling. No way. 100%. Unless it's actually... I do like the idea If I go into work on fucking Tuesday

and someone's bare bearing at me, I'm going to fucking flip. I do like the idea that we've got like a bunch of sleeper agents just like embedded everywhere Yeah they're just like whispering each other like Hail Hydra type I don't think you should compare it to Hell Hydra Why? You know it's a fucking MCU bullshit No it's basically a fascism

It's fascism, though It's not fascism It's New Age fascism Yeah Now you're saying Bracket Blue Bracket Blue Bracket Blue

Bracket blue B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B. B, B, B, B. Okay, that makes sense. I like that. If you slip in a BB. B B B B. Maybe, yeah, you could

you could actually cut out a lot of the bullshit and just say, you had a bracket blue. Oh. And if they say, yeah, if they say, no, you say, oh, don't worry about it. No, but then they're going to be like, what's bracket blue? Yeah, but that's what's...

And then you walk off, you just say, nah, don't worry about it. Don't even. try it. Because then they'll Google it and nothing will come up. Like, you'll, you'll get no answer. No, but this is, you'll, oh, you're not, no. Because if so many people do it, people will start, they'll realize that Google are trying to hide it. Then it's a part of

a great new set for. Let me create, like a whole thing. I had Epstein created bracket. Sandwich 203 said this. If any of you were to become parents, how strict would you be about your child's internet access? Would you want to stop them from seeing fucked up content and adopting bad world views?

Or would you want them to have the freedom to learn from the mistakes and explore the internet freely? As a 19-year-old who has no plans of becoming a mother anytime soon, this question has weighed on me greatly. There's a lot of damaging content available online, but a child may learn to simply lie and be secretive if you're too controlling about it. Would love some thoughts from my favorite little buyer-buyers. So here's the thing with this is that when you make, when you, with a kid, If you tell them not to do it, you're going to make them want to do it. It's a simple thing. I've done it. You've probably done it. One something's a bit controversial. You want it more and you'll go out of your way regardless of punishment to get it. So you can't. You can't enforce anything on what they're going to consume online. If you tell them porn's bad, they're just going to watch porn. Yeah. And I have such vivid memories of like my friends. It's so funny. Like my friends and like.

kind of late primary school, early secondary school, being like, oh, this is how you get around, like, parent blockers. Like, this is how you do it. Mm-hmm. And it's, like, not hard. It's easy. The kids will understand technology better. I missed whatever you're giggling out of it. No, I just think this question hasn't been asked before.

Yeah, it probably has. No, but... What? Are you okay? Do you not remember? What? Oh, is that this one? This is the one.

The son, this is what her cult looks like. It's like the same question, right? It's like... Well, yeah. It's an eternal struggle. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's the question. Do you want to find it on their own?

without guidance because then you can you can risk like radicalisation right are you can remember radicalises your son on call of duty

there's only one thing which is you give them wanes to everything but you need to sit down and be like show them so and be like

you're gonna see stuff like this this is why this bad you educate them what do you mean but what's sitting down and show them like an ISIS beheading this is what is out there

but it's like you need to educate your kids so they know because if they go down the old white radicalation pipeline from 4chan, which happens, it's more common now than ever.

You need to educate your kid and I think sitting down with them and having that conversation is important and that's what some people need to do. You need to talk to them. About it, yeah. Yeah. I think that should be like part of education

is teaching about specifically algorithms and what their program to do. No, but it should not be the job of schools. It needs to be a job of parents. because the school I think it should be both schools can't teach fucking shit no but but like how a parent

supposed to know all this information they need to go down a goon hole they are and that's the problem is that there are all these people addicted to Facebook they don't know what is going on they don't know how predatory these algorithms are

no the thing is even when you're aware of the algorithm it's still praise on you and just fucks with you it's smarter than us it's already there like we've created if we want to have kids the time they get to the age of having phone and social media

it's all going to be AI and we're going to be in goon tanks I'm not even going to be humans at that point yeah we're going to be in the Matrix guine tanks yes like this is the only way forward don't don't use the sun for an energy use human bodies

yeah but that's the part of Metschis got wrong they wouldn't use our warmth they'd use our comies yes no but they wouldn't do that it literally doesn't make sense Because how do you keep a human alive? You give it energy. Well, why didn't you just put fucking sandwiches in these tanks? It's just like the sandwiches dry.

Doesn't make sense. No, but a sandwich doesn't have a beating heart. How do you keep the heart beating? No, no, no. But the point is, this is the energy question is you don't, we put in a lot more than what we get. That's the fucking problem. That's why we're chasing nuclear fusion, whatever.

Fission, I can't remember. Yeah, but it's the same with human bodies. Because then you're putting in less than you're getting out, which is beneficial. But human bodies aren't like that. No, human bodies are like that. You eat a sandwich. How much of it do you shit out?

Yeah, but how much energy will they get? We're talking about 10,000. We're talking about goon tanks, okay? No, but you're having to feed a human a certain amount of calories. And let's say you're taking only the heat. Well, what about, like, all the bowel function? What about breathing?

I just said the goon tanks. I don't know what they're sucking out. Because the end of day, if they're going to put us in goon tanks and only suck away our heat, they're wasting precious materials. piss, poo and come Well, yeah They need those as well

And you can power things with that Steam No, but why don't they just have like I'm not even going there Because it's like No, because Hew Who has loads of calories And it's not hard

To suck them The tubes in the mouth So they're tanks of fuel Yeah, just vats of fuel With AI robots Surely it's more realistic To have like just loads of hamsters running on wheels

like millions no humans running that makes more sense yes because even then they need to like farm and like that

none of it makes sense that black mirror episode with the bikes where like you earn your little reward if you do enough like miles yeah yeah yeah

no I think we should just get rid of humans completely yeah Alex what do you think of simulation theory boom boom

right Let's end on this just a little nice little anecdote from pinkish prawn. Antidote. Antidote. This is the antidote right here. Hey J. I'm sorry if this is a bit heavy or serious and I don't want to put a dampener on anything, but I just know hearing you say anything will help me.

I literally owe my life to Jha. I continue in part because I know that every Monday at 6 o'clock I'll get to feel better. Even if it's just for a little bit. I suppose this is less of a question, more of a, be drunken, declaration of love for the cast. Your outreach is genuinely saving lives. I know I'm not the only one. Tough couple of months has turned me into more,

has turned into more than three years of hurt, and among all of it, I know I'll get to join you boys for a laugh each and every week. Sometimes I'm confused entirely, and I can only keep fighting because I know I'll hear your voices again soon enough. Crying now, lull. I love you, Jha.

I love you so much because I have nothing else. I'd massively appreciate anything you have to say, I was there for when James has been and I hate anxiety and Jamie's battle with the cancer sticks which is also raging against me in a cold and dark world the jarcast is my bonfire my beacon of light

I lost a friend recently the same way and it terrifies me by the way use rivers of blood against Melania her bleed resistance is pathetic thanks boys I bear bearing love you I love you too love you too yeah love you too

Pinkish prawn stealing my game at Get my game attack too Yeah game attags That's a good game attack I didn't even come up with You can have it You never claimed it anyway Yeah well actually you gave it up

I did give it up for premium boy Or premium toy or whatever it was I think I'm portie I boy You're portie I void I'm premium toy Yeah that's what the guy earlier As game attack should be He should join clan premium

premium what premium? No but I'm not in premium I'm Portio Yeah but you're Yeah I'm Portio Wait what are the three I'm premium boy Yeah I'm Porteio boy

In James his premium toy So just some combo No but it has to be in line Like what a toy Premium toy That Yeah Like what goes with premium toy

Porte I boy Yeah That's cool Like that Or maritime soy? I hate maritime. Why? I despise maritime.

What's wrong with maritime? I just don't like it. Okay. Premium loy. Bit pop and pie. Maritime soy. Ling, lang or loy. James's dad, use that one.

If you can get it, yeah. Hell yeah. James's dad, James's father. James's grandfather. James is dad's dad. James' father's father's dad. You sound like, um... Thor. Yeah. Thank you. The biggest chad around.

My name is Thor, and I have thunder. Don't you like my pecks or something? No, he's all about the obliques now. Put my clothes back on you, whore. That's what he says. Put my clothes back on you, oblique. James, what did you think of the Thor 11 Thunder trailer? Alex, what did you think of the Thor 11 Thunder trailer?

I liked it when I'm Corg went. Why is it? Why is it always funny to do the... Because it's like, I don't know, it's lame. It's cringy. Super lame. No, you love AK-40s. No, you're not...

No, you're not... You're not doing the mechanical... Go on. Yeah, you do it. Give me the... No, it's more sloppy. It's like... What?

Surely it's a... No, that's not... It's not click like that. That's a high... That's like the click of aluminum. Doesn't... Why does it sound like a fucking... It needs to sound rusty and like really heavy.

Yeah, rusty and really heavy. Fucking cold. Hey, yeah. Oh, shit. Bear, bear. You're welcome to watching this episode of the Jarm Media podcast. James say your classic one to get us going. you grab your pistol no no no no you put the bit down you grab you buy up

buy up buy up buy up why that's not a revolver that's a revolver pistol really they oh no no this is like the mag mag and clip argument a revolver is a very specific gun a pistol pistol no revolver on a pistol like an emerald on a pistol like an 1911 and they will evolve a completely different. Surely the American slash soldiers can let us know. No, no. It's not about letting us know. It's not about letting us know.

We have held more guns than James. I've held guns actually. What? Oh, what? You held a Lee Enfield. Don't know if it's a mark two? Multiple guns. Yeah. One had a bernet on it. Yeah, they were Lee Enfields.

And a grenade. It's not gun, is it? No, but three guns. They were all Enfields? No. One of them, two of them were,

one of them was different. Like car, 98? I don't know, I was a fucking like eight year old. Yeah. There's footage of it somewhere. Huh?

There's footage of it. Yeah, there's footage of you shooting me. Oh, did you get zombie-fired? Yeah, do you remember when I'm playing the piano? Ooh, scary. And you thought I'd, um... No, you splatooned him. Splatoon didn't exist yet.

Yeah. We weren't Splatoon addicts at that point. Little did we know what was coming. Fuck off. Go away. Just get out of here. Please, let us go. Please.

Stay. I like it when you stay. We've been here. I like it when you stay. We've been doing this for so long. James, don't tempt them. We've been doing this for so long. We're on 277. We're not allowed to leave.

What's that song? James's dad I was up all night To the best song ever Harry Stiles Fuck you Your shit at music fan Not true

I'll fight him I'll fight him And we can both wear dresses Don't you like his new one No I hate it It was It was immediately Too mainstream for me

Thank you very much No that's I don't care about One Direction or Harry Stiles But that song I can get down with James's dad It sounds to me like a song from 2012. James's Dad. What do you mean?

It's just like a nice pop song. James's Dad. Yeah. No, it... I'm fine with pop being that. No, I like a lot of pop music. I like, like, I can admit, catchy tunes. There's a problem when you make it...

When you make it too catchy... What does that mean? Too catchy. It's like... Do, do, do, do... If you can do that... And you're playing that Glass Animal song the other day, that's like, what's the difference?

Oh, yeah, that you... The difference is I don't walk into every single Greggs that I go into on a daily basis, and it's fucking playing. That's on you, man. No, that's on Greggs. It's also on Greggs. Yeah, it's on me and Greg. Okay, okay, but what if I'm...

What if I have to go to Greggs? What if my... my Buster Scruggs fucking plug-in thing for my car isn't working and I gotta use the radio

The Buster Scruggs The only song The only song on the radio Is fucking Harry Stiles It's like You want that song From Um

Where art that or whatever That's the song You want to be playing in Griggs Yeah If that was the only song Like That just gets blasted all the time It's like not

Catch a shower I'm a man my hand that I can get down with it's slower and like it's not going to be stuck in my brain the second earworm trick is you just listen to it once and it's gone

not true not true not true you know it's just the same as James as Dad was alright Harry Stiles I respect you as an artist and I'll admit that song is good

it's a good song but I hate it through no fault of its own but I hate it due to Because it's popular Contrarianus No no not because it's popular

Because I have already heard it too much Without wanting to hear it too much Right Overexposure Against my will Me no likey No thank you You know that's the entire reason

I hate the majority of things I do The entire reason Because we always... Yeah, it's the exact thing. So people call me the contrary in the that I disagree just to be different and be me-mey. No, but sometimes that is true. No, not true, true.

No, but like... Okay, classic menu. As it was. Babe. James's dad. James is dad. That was a good song. That's a delayed response because I just done it.

Nah! Nah! The Podrose doesn't shoot! Can we intro this episode like it's a message from one of Batman's villains sent to Batman to lure him? I'm the penguin. My money doesn't jiggle, jiggle, it folds. I like it when James wiggle wiggle. For sure.

Right here you are seeing the hierarchy. in the beltman the beltman Alex Alex rules all argue was all nah Paisley come here

let's do the classic secret jar handshake Paises's money don't jiggle jiggle it folds can you do the can you do the can you do the bear bad

yeah do a bear bad What do you mean do the bear bear out? Just do the bear bear ad, so I can do the visuals after, but I can take the audio. What is it? What's up, everybody, it's me. Randy, aka the Ridler. So the idiots at Jarre forgot to record the patron segment.

So, as always, Randy has to come in and save the day. It's not going to be the whole Jail crew reading them. It's just going to be Randy. So deal with it. Man, I really shouldn't have run a marathon before doing this. So a big thanks to Levi, Pearl Slug, aka Bear Bear Bear's Bizarre Adventure, Slimp Brother, Dr. Duluxo Shabangu, Oliver Holm, John Bai, Dexter McCall, Gunchy Guna,

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The Poo Man. Hold up. Pause the cast. Pause the name reading. You better stop looking at me with them DSLs. I'm going to act up. All right? Continue.

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