JAR Media Posdact - RANKER

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:35 Housekeeping 34:32 CBT 44:40 Denim Diped Devil at Large 52:10 Mid Break 54:10 Jim is HYPED for Harry Potter HBO 1:00:20 Jim is HYPED for Lord of the Rings Movies More! 1:07:06 Pusha T in the Files 1:11:39 Kindness Shared 1:12:24 Captain Jack 1:13:42 Thoughts on something deep... 1:18:19 JAR Call-In 1:23:12 Self-diagnose

It was a crack baby this whole time. It was a crack baby that gave birth to Drew Pickles. I'm just going to leave that as the intro. Without any context. Yeah, I guess good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Alex joined by Jim. Airport gym here. We've got Airport Jim, I guess, this episode for Brocaust Season 7, episode 12.

Yeah Hope you're keeping your numbering up rats I hope you keep your numbering up rats Do I look more like a buba or a tellytub Your tally tub way more than buba Hi, I'm a tally tub Come on Come and watch some tell you in my tummy lad

Tully in their tombs Airport gym get over here and watch some tally tommy Some tally tommy tibby Oh shit, the telitobby that sucks is fucking stuck. Sucking. It's the telotubby that sucks. Forced to suck. What's that one called Slops?

Pinker. Well, they call teletubs. French slice. How did you know that? The one that sucks is called the French slice. All right, you got tinky winky, dipsy, la, la, po, obviously. Poe? Other characters and friends, you got Noonoo.

Bitsy. The blue vacuum cleaner that's forced to suck. Yeah, French slays. It's called Noonoo. That feels wrong. Noon, get over and suck. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait for a bit of Nunu.

Baby son. Yeah, baby son. Is it just called baby son? Yeah, it's called baby son. Baby son, get over here. Tiddly tubbys. Are they the young tidal tubs? Eight baby tallytubbies introduced in the reboot named Mimi, da-da-ping, barru-nin, nint, tuckle D and umby-pumby.

Umby-pambi. They got a tubby phone now, a smartphone character from the reboot that initiates dances. What was wrong with Nune? Usurping Nunu for Tubby Furn. What's wrong with itsy witsy? What's wrong with the vacuum cleaner that's forced to suck? Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with...

Whatever happened to French-Canadian slice. That's what it was like growing up. Maybe that's your... That's your Tully Tubby's theory. Yeah, that's like Tully Tubby's creepy pasta. Yeah. The Nunu was forced to be. to suck for a lifetime.

He was transformed into a vacuum cleaner type living creature. Noon. Yeah, that's the blue boo bar's backstory. Turned into Nuneo. Forced to suck. Post-N-Eleven New New.

Yeah. God, what is happening? What is happening? There's the lion and the bear. Oh my God. Well, I got a line for you, and that's to shout out the patrons over the Jiam Media Patreon. Bear, bear. I got a lion as well and a bear.

Nice. What's the best thing about being a Patreon? Every day in the Jiam Media group chart, I put a picture of my new new. You can't promise that. Yeah, I can't. That was a joke. Everybody. That was one of those new new jokes.

New news are not for sharing. Well, obviously, if you're a Patreon, you get the show. You get the show. You make the audio version possible. You get the raw and filtered MP3. Ad free. You can chuck on Spotify or Pop Bean or whatever you like. Or even Apple TV.

Even Apple TV, bro. You get your patron names right out in the first or second week of each month. So get those in, I guess, next week. a fresh new month. Crikey. After Hours as well, supplementary weekly show. Did a really good one, a meaty one last week. The Mountain, is it as good as they say? About an 80-minute discussion, it wound up being

breaking down that entire Gorillas album, as well as there was a separate video, just talking about the music video. Or if you're not interested in that as a topic, there's the Swindon, as good as they say. we did recently should be live for everybody we'll talk about that more in a second but there's other stuff walk number two jar radio the epstein rant all the various creepy pasta readings and more pays these chants head over there take a look at the playlist it's growing weekly and there's a good one attached to this one too a funny one um and of course the group chat the jar media group chat

it's a group chat you know what it is don't need to indulge in that but on the mountain as they say I took this comment from the Patreon from Couson the Don who said, Hello chaps, as a British Indian, I really enjoyed the first track of this. It very much resonates with me and takes me back to listening to Asian radio stations in the car with my mum. What you guys are saying is totally true. There is a respect and heart in this track. I can feel it deeply when listening to it. The artist did not undertake making it lightly, and they put care and love into it.

And enjoyed your take on it and the respect. which you showed for my culture, which is often belittled online these days, bear to the bear. That's so true. I thought that was cool. Yeah. But it really is. I think, um, like, in, in media, I think, uh, like the Indian culture has been done pretty dirty. Massively dirty, yeah.

Think about Indiana Jones. Uh-huh. Big Bang theory. Yeah. Um, the Simpsons. Well, have you seen that video that's like, that animator guy made it about Apu as a character? No. Where his argument was that like Apu actually...

Kind of goated. Was kind of goaded and was actually like the most admirable character based out of the whole cast. Hmm. I'd have to rewatch it. It's been a while. Who needs the quickie mart? Iconic. I do. In the end.

Um, so there's actually two parts. This is like a good housekeeping. This is like a, like a, like a, R, R, R-R-R-R-type shit. Kind of a double housekeeping because I mentioned the Swindon video, as they say.

Yeah. I actually got some of the comments from that to, um... Good idea. To talk about and celebrate. So there's... Should I start with that one? Yeah.

Seeing as I'm already bringing it up. Um, just to celebrate that Swindon video where we went over to the fabled town. The capital. Had an explore. The capital of the Wilts, of the Shire.

Yard. Good one down to Swindon down. So yeah, I got some of the comments from there. You can check it out on the channel. Fishlip said, with a time code for 13 minutes, hard times by Paramour playing while you're looking through all the closed down shops is so unintentionally funny. And gaming's crudley said the fact

they're playing hard times while looking at a desolate and abandoned mall is fucking haunting. That is funny. Yeah, that part of the video is wild. It's like the most dilapidated bit where it's all like abandoned and stuff. Yeah. And the ringing of, yeah, Paramol's hard times is kind of like playing. I didn't even clock that at the time.

Well, I was, yeah, I did while filming it and I was just thinking to myself, that's kind of annoying. It's just, I'm going to take this out or like. Yeah. But somehow on YouTube, like it was fine. I guess it knows contextually kind of that it's not like the, I don't know how it knows. Like if you saw Paramour Live and recorded that song and put on YouTube, would that get? thing? Yeah,

what does that have to like match the the Spotify version? I don't know. But I guess because it was so sort of like in the background. In the background and reverby that perhaps it was missed. But yeah.

Yeah, I feel like in in like another six months we could return to Swindon and it would be like a whole different vibe. Again, like the it's just

so quickly declining that place. Yeah. The rate of its like downfall is something to behold. Yeah. But there were lots of other suggestions of other places to go. Yes.

Similar vibe, you know. Like slough. Yeah. Or places like this. Andrew Marling said this is the perfect microcosm of the entire UK. Yeah. Or Kno K says it looks like a level designer just quit after finishing 75% of the map, but didn't have time to go through and add all the little details to make it look alive.

Yeah. Yeah, it does feel like. Yeah, it feels like, um, cyberpunk on day one. Like pre-patch type of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's an excellent point.

Um, so the text is small. I've got to zoom in slightly for this one. Um, Z grim was says, finally the representation of my town that I needed. Don't know a single person here who wants to be here. It's truly a testament to what's happening to towns all over the south,

becoming ghost towns or dereliction. Love this vid too. I hope you do more stuff like this, as it's actually really good. Thank you. There was some pushback from a few things I found. Daniel J. Robinson being one of them. Yeah.

As an American, you guys in the UK, have it good if you think this is bad. We got places here where you don't stop at a stop sign during the day. That's like incredibly. Easy, what? So only at night. And then they turn on.

Or um, the cake as a lie said, it just looks like an average town in South Belgium. And Slal said, you guys have been making this place out to be Dark Souls for years and it's literally better than most small cities in America. What's the state of small cities in America? I don't know. I wasn't expecting people to be running Swindon defense.

I feel like we captured some pretty good late. Yeah. I know it's not competition either. No. But like the place, what was that place called? The like the community hub or something. It's just like this dilapidated like trash building. Just full of trash.

There's lots of trash buildings. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if that American guys aren't really on it with that one. I don't know. I guess we'll have to go there. One thing I can say about the UK in general is how safe I think it is. Like, yeah. Like, yeah, I've never, even in the dodgiest parts of Swindon, I've never, like, felt unsafe.

Whereas, like, when we went to Vegas, there was. for me an underlying sense of at any point like chicken pop off at any moment yeah I remember that's just America though isn't it yeah we we were we were out in in like broad daylight in the public

and do you remember that there was like a fight breaking out and I was so ready to like get down what all I was doing was thinking about angles was like yeah yeah there's a fight happening over there like where yeah where can I text like thinking of like where the lines of the fucking bullets are going to get

which is like news flash like you shouldn't be living in fear you mean it's not normal to live in fear of being shot like I would maybe not the majority of places around the world but I feel like

the best places you don't have that as like an underlying fear a looming threat when you're just trying to get your fritos yeah I just want my peaceful fritos down yeah I just want some peace fritos and I keep catching strays

yeah and last two from that one Uncertain daisies said so many of our dilapidated towns and cities look the same austerity core is an interminable force that seems to touch every part of the UK that's not absurdly well off lol.

That's so true. And Profile Feather said, after watching this, I think we can all agree Britain needs just one last round of austerity to fix this whole darn mess. Yeah. Yeah, to wipe the slate clean. Yeah.

Just waiting for it to trickle down economically, you know? Yeah. That's what I've been waiting for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming. It's coming. Just give it time. There's just a clog somewhere further up.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, so that's, yeah, Swindon stuff over. Go check that video out. Realistic Park said, in relation to last episode, Jim Belting out, they made a vow, their mother will be found. Genuinely gave me chills.

Yeah. Yeah. I would have really just kicked myself had I not. That's bloody, fair enough. That's bloody, isn't it? Lacklon says, hey, Jar. for the next episode's housekeeping segment, you guys should really throw a curveball,

and instead of rounding off the conversations, you should instead sharpen their edges. Continue the conversations, but make them more ambiguous and controversial. Leave every stone unturned. Spice on, bear bear. Spice on? Yeah.

What does that mean? You don't remember Spice. From Star Wars? No, my Spice. Ice Spice. No, I like Ice Spice. Full stop. Separately, my spice.

Nothing's to do with ice spice. That's separate. You're like, um, your novel. Yeah, my... Your novella. We all have our own world and mine is spice. Yeah, the world of spice. Yeah.

It's ice, like a... A queen in spice. The queen of the galaxy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Spice on.

That's not a thing. Spice on. Nobody else did that. I guess game on is if I. Yeah. No, okay. Yeah, I guess. Game on, spice on.

Etymology. Okay, no, use spice on. Yeah. Or spice spice spice. Ice ice, spice, spice. Ice, ice spice spice. Ice is good. Um, spice on.

I can't remember. I kind of got locked on the spice thing. What's, um... There was no question. It was more just we should, um... We should get angry. Instead of round off conversations, sharpen them.

Yeah. Weaponize. Get your whet stone out and, uh, whet. The, uh, like Leon sharpening his. Yeah. Very generous mechanic. Very generous. Way.

Why? Jim say rye? Jim say rye about Resident Evil. Jim say rot? Um, I sick J says, yeah, airport gym says, okay, that's it. I'm converting to Britishism.

Don't. No, do. Whatever you do. don't. Jim says nay. I say yay. I say it nay on the bay's way. 645 sup says Alex, did you add bird noises to the cast or are the birds just that loud in England? They were particularly loud. If it, if the windows are open, you just tend to hear him scream it. Well, sometimes they fly right up to the window and sing us little dancing tunes. Disney style. Yeah. They make us start Disney's dancing singing. They say, I,

I'm just lying in your arms tonight Or whip out one of the I gonna rock and roll all night I love it when they come and do that Yeah Or um controversially when they sing the Gary Glitter song from The Joker.

Yeah, they haven't been updated on that news yet. Yeah, they're way back. They're, um... I was, when I was walking pace, um, I think it was yesterday. Yeah. A little Red Robin landed next to me and started singing, um... Panda Strike!

Started doing ACDEC. It's cool. All the best ofs. Yeah. Like ACDC members. Have you ever had a bird flying land on your little finger? And start singing ACDC. Um, I find when they land on your finger, they tend to do, like, more soft ballads.

They do a cappella Beatles. Yeah, or like queen, like, who wants to live forever? Yeah. One bird lands on your finger and starts doing rolling stones and one's on your other finger and sings the Beatles and then they start fighting. Yeah. Like, which one of us do you prefer? They get little bird knives and spears out. Yeah.

And then one bird flies off. on your right hand is like, yo, I'm going to start singing Wonder War. And then the other one's like, yo, I'm blur. And then they start fighting. And it's like, what's this Brit Pop War all about? Even the birds are Brit Pop warring? Yeah.

Do you want to do a role play today? Because I'm a Brit Pop War type roleplay. Okay, you be the Rolling Stone guy and I'll be the Beatle guy. Like the bird or the actual. You could be the bird one or the human one. Am I Mc Jagger or Keith Richards?

You're Mick Jagger. I'm Mick Richards. And I'm John Lennon. Is that his name? Yeah. And we bump into each other on Epstein Island. So I'm Mick Richards, a bird combination. Your bird moves Mick Jagger, moves like Mc Jagger.

And I'm... I'm human I'm human John Lennon and we've bumped into each other at Epstein Island Your John Lennon combined With Maroon 5 As a human or as a bird

Eight days a week I got moves like Jagger That was a good role play, well done That was that was like coherent Yeah that was one of the better ones I feel like we had a good premise It's all about the premise You know

Yeah The rest just writes itself Yeah exactly It's inertia You know it's an inertial Storytelling Yeah It's like

Snowball Snowblall Run snowballs getting bigger As it's going down the hill Collecting snow Indiana Jones Can't outrun this one Um

Yemi the Ferret says There was some good pig squeals. Sorry, those were some good big squeals. Oh yeah. Have either of you considered joining a heavy metal band? Infant annihilator might have an opening. The pig squeal and heavy metal? Metal's like the one genre where I'm just like, I'm never going to get into it. And I've accepted that. Wow. Which is fine because there's a fair amount of cringy people that like metal. Not to say that everyone who likes metal is cringy, but there's cringe in there. Is there a genre that doesn't have cringe there?

Yeah. You know? When Doug does heavy metal, it's good. It's cool, yeah. Well, he teamed up with some, like, heavy metal guitarist, right? For the wall. Doesn't he, like, worked with, like, Slipknot? Was it Slipknot?

Are they metal? I've never listened to Slipknot. I've never listened to Slipk not. I'm more into like, um, what's that band called? Maroon 5. Maroon 5, yeah. I kind of like when my music sounds like, I like when my music sounds like, um,

um, I got the music. Like, Junkerger, I got them moves. I love you, Maroon 5. Maroon 5, would you get on one knee and fucking marry me? What's another one they've done? Moves like Jagger? They did eight days a week.

Oh yeah. Eight days a week. I move like Jagger. The songwriting on Maroon 5's My guitar gently weeps is pretty good. Yeah, to be fair. While my guitar moves like Jagger. So there were two comments from last episode that are,

that they might be two of the best comments ever left on charge. That's a big statement. Do you want Charlie's or Lars's one first? Charlie. Charlie Bordman says simply, cat and dog living in the same building. but building spell B-U-L-I-D-I-N-G

Bullidding Cat and dog living in the same building That's cool I thought that was cool It's true, it's true That's like a slice of life type Yeah Billy and Paisley can coexist

Surprisingly Hello I'm Billy Hello I'm Paisley Cat and dog living in the same Billill thing Do you remember the movie Cat Dog Cats versus Dogs No the movie where

One end is cat and one end is dog. Yeah, I found that kind of disturbing because it was like, one of you guys is pooing out your mouth, who's doing it? I think they both are. No. So the dog has it worse. Yeah.

Well, all better depending on how you, if it's like a dog dog. Oh, right, because they eat cat peeves. You'll just swallow it immediately. So the cat has it worse because I don't think cats eat shit. Maybe they do. But Lars left the other comments saying,

I have this month old Is it Lars from Lars from the Futurama movie? I was going to say it's Owen Lars from Star Wars Oh, okay. Uncle Owen! Uncle Owen, have you got that Oscar he didn't win for me?

Did Owen should have got the Oscar? Maybe not should, but... He was in... Owen was in The Green Night. In train dreams. He's not in train dreams. He's the dream in train dreams. Is he? I thought he was the train.

Who's the train then? Morgan Freeman. Lars says, I have this month-old Pepsi Max that gives me diarrhea every time I sip. Basically, free laxative. Not sure if laxative also gives you extreme stomach pain and the red runs. I am autistic.

The red runs. Dude, that's not Pepsi Max. If it's Pepsi Max, it can't make you ill. Yeah, like it... A month old Pepsi Max. That gives you diarrhea every day. You're not drinking Pepsi Max. Yeah, what have you done to it?

What have you added to it? Yeah, you've put something in there and maybe you forgot. Wait, I forgot I added lexatives to my Pepsi Max. He's making me ship myself every day. One sip as well. It's like, what have you created some kind of chemical weapon? The North Korea's built 10-month-old Pepsi. Turnment old.

Pepsi. You can't, you have to beat that, dude. Why? You can't do that. You have to beat, trust me, just fucking beat that. Who was I making fun of? Yeah, I'm not even going there. You cannot.

Whatever you do, whatever you do, you cannot beep it. Deboose says I... Debusy? Debusy, who, um, we're talking about the metaverse ending, sadly. Yeah. I have a game dev friend who worked for a company that developed mini games for the Metaburts. Nice. He told me he made some tennis game that according to the analytics, literally nobody ever played.

Making this weird like vaporware. It's kind of the opposite of vaporware. It exists, but no one plays it. What's vaporware? Vaporware is like, oh, yeah, we're making Halo 1 and it's this RTS thing. But it like doesn't actually really... exist in anything like real, you know? Yeah, but this is like a real game.

Like if a tree falls in the woods and nobody's there to hear it, did it make sound? If a tennis game, if a metaverse tennis game gets released. It's released into the woods, but nobody plays it. Is it real? Was it even made? Was it even? Yeah, because someone's like paid for it. How much?

Do you put that on your CV? Like this game that no one can play, and no one is even, like, there's no footage of it even. Yeah, that's crazy. I guess working for META looks good on the CV. Wait, you work for METR dude? You tell him you really made that tennis game for METR dude?

Did you meet Zuck? Did you play tennis with Zuck? Yeah, he grew his tits in front of me in the tennis game. He grew his tits and asked for piss time. Funk Masterash says Alex equals Jack Harlow, Zuck, Young Gravy, Dream. Jim equals Egg, Professor X, Ang, and Stewie Griffin. He's his egg... Is he from the show that I didn't watch?

He's in a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. What? You're not heard of this. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? Yeah, it's that Game of Thrones show that came out A few months ago The one that isn't the Lord of Dragon Man It's not House of the Dragon

What? Did you actually have no idea that was even? No, I had no idea. It's actually really good. The what? The Knight... It's called a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. You're making this show. It's about a giant...

He's like a six-foot-five Irish man who befriends egg. Egg Yeah Okay Is egg cool Egg is cool Okay

I think you have better characters Than me Stewie Maybe if you To have Aang And Professor X is pretty You Whereas what

I've got fucking Dream Dream's cool Fucking you've got that cool rapper You're engrave No Jack Carlo

The less cool rapper Sorry Jack Harlow, yeah He became more black recently Oh really? Yeah He learned how to become more black By getting really good at R&B

Yeah Red and blue As in dick figures Red and blue Not rhythm and booze Crap What a crazy deep cut What a great fucking song

If anyone knows what we're talking about Leave it in the comments um ingfrill the name i haven't heard in a long time left a comment saying pork scratchings don't even go there speaking of deep cuts deep cut of fucking pig skin um and last two for this segment uh noided monk says i cannot fucking believe you guys said angry birds is swedish when it's actually finish and to make things worse it's the only notable thing

us Finn folk got thanks a lot real nice Finland's fucking Sweden yeah what are you gonna do about it yeah conquer us go have a medsummer

was that saying Finn yeah no it's Sweden it's their like celebration it's their summer solstice The middle of summer. Let's call it to...

Hello, Viz. We like to drink the red ball in summer and get scary. Do your best Finland voice. Okay, it goes a little something like this. Hello, would you like a red ball? Do you mind? Yeah. I'll shake my hands, would you please?

Oh shit, fucking... You know the German pig from saying. Yeah. Nick Crowell, right? Yeah, Nick Crowe. He's in, go. the pig the actual pig no

Nick Crowell the voice Doing that voice Dushes in Go Doing which What kind of voice What sort of voice is he doing Just normal

He's like this Is he doing like hormone monster He's doing a hormone monster Is he actually Hey it's me Nick Crowle Yes He's like a lizard

Do you like how they made like 18 seasons Of fucking and what's it called Bigmouth and they cancelled like one of the greatest shows ever made after like two seasons they actually like made the fucking best show and they're like no this nobody's watching this everyone's watching Bigmouth it's just invest this is too difficult to make yeah it takes too long and is expensive when we could make six seasons of Bigmouth in the same time they were like hold up hold up we're making something good We need to stop this now. Stop quit while we're ahead. That's just immediately greenlight 50 true crime. Yeah, yeah. Documentary is about Ed Gein or whatever.

Yeah, I'm not going to apologize for saying Angry Birds is Swedish. It is. Oh, did I get it the wrong way around? Yeah. Yeah, Angry Birds is Swedish. Don't worry. We've made the correction. Sorry, guys. I had it wrong. Angry Birds is actually Swedish. Or is it Denmarkian?

Oh, it could be Denmarkian. Do your best Denmarkian voice. Okay, ready? Hello? Would you like? Can I have a go? Go. Hey, come head over to Denmarkia, my friends.

It's fun! That's my Denmarkier impression. I just want to hear Nick Kroll in my mind like Nick Crowe voices everyone in Sweden everyone in Denmark Yeah You know what I mean

And everyone in Denmark In Sweden and Finland are pigs They're like chubby pig People Ah come out with a Denmark Would you like A red And last one for housekeeping

Yeah From TWY Twy In these uncertain times, let us look to the normal episode for spiritual guidance. That's the truth. And that's the one thing I'm counting on like, I'm counting my stars. Maroon 5, you make this world worse. You bring this world to its knees because then you're just pushing people towards the cult.

What's some similar between horses and cricket? One's an inanimate object. One you like to lead to water. They're both stopped by the reins. That's a good one that reminds me of something I remember. Fucking hell. That was fucking scary. I've got a tongue problem at the moment. It's very irritating.

So we got a CBT, but we also got... I thought everybody... Kangaroo and denim diaper on the run. CBT. you don't want um you don't want you don't care sounds boring

too normal too not interesting to me so Jim doesn't want to hear about the kangaroo no we can do that just after it I want to do the CBT okay this is I don't really even know how to preface this one CBT outside of there's always one person that hates CBT. Yeah, that's

fine. Block them. Yeah, just instantly block. Don't get blocked unless you want a red bull. And trolls, don't get to block it. We got Chris Pratt in the building. Did that sound like Maria?

Yeah, it sounded just like Mario. What else shall I say? What's one of Mario's catchphrased? Go see Mercy on Amazon Prime. Go play is a mercy on that game with Tracer. Yeah, that. Amber Heard is Mercia. CBT, right?

Yeah. Cringe based are tough is what it stands for. That's what it's tough for people. You got to know what it stands for. Based. We're tough. Okay? I got 10 quotes.

Jim doesn't know what they're from. If it's a human being, if it's an alien. It could be anything. As long as this turn. Could it be Remy the Rat from Ratatooey? It could be Remy the Rats from Ratatoui, or it could be Robocop from Starship Troopers. Crossover event. That was cool.

Was that cool? Yeah. It would have been cooler if it was in Bigmouth with Nick Kroll saying it in his funny voice. Did your nerd hackles go up and you're like, I'm ready to make the correction, the Verhoven correction? I'm ready to get involved this time. I heard that nerd factoid being wrong. I'm achieving full on nerd rage. My very William Johnson senses start tingling.

Yeah, classic. Anyway, yeah, so Jim doesn't know what this is from. You can guess. But let's just start out, okay? So do you think, now you need to put the money down? You definitely know what it is? Yeah, do you think I will get it? But I have a feeling you're not going to get it.

Okay. Okay. Great leaders inspire greatness in others. Cringe. Cringe? Yeah. This one isn't going to take that long. It is a public trust exercise to tell the truth.

It's a public trust exercise to tell the truth. Yeah. Cringe. Yeah. That sounds like something I can authoritative. itarian, like, scary... Yeah. State would say.

Believe in yourself or no one else will. Cringe. What a platitude. Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard. I'll give... I can give that a base.

That's the most base so far, at the very least. The powerful can be killed, but the resilient. are survivors. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of cringe. I don't know why I'm hating on this.

No, it's fine, whatever your gut tells you. To find confidence, one must lose oneself. Okay, yeah. To find confidence, one must lose oneself. To find confidence one must lose oneself. Cringe I'm ragging on this fucker Sorry

Most people wish to survive The brave wish to live Oh cringe That's cringe AF That's the cringiest one yet A lot yet A dynamic character Can be the most precious resource

Yeah Okay Yeah based Okay Fine abandon hope all ye who enter here is this the one where if if I knew what it was then I

It's a bit of a catcher Because like the thing that is featured in It's referencing Dante's Inferno But it's not Dante's Inferno I mean it's a pretty tough Like quote Yeah I'll give it I'll give it tough And finally

The wise man leads the strong man follow What if the wise man's strong? So what do you give it? The wise man leads, the strong man follows. It's cringe, like, that's not a rule of life. Did you give that selection more cringes than Sonic? I think so. I think you actually did.

That was the most cringes I think of that. That's all of them. Yeah. Any idea? No. Nothing. Nothing. Okay, this was kind of tricksy, but I thought it was a good suggestion by Joko HB.

You know how each Clone Wars episode starts with a short moral like evil is created, not born? Yeah, right. You should do CBT with those. So all of those are like from the opening of Clone Wars episodes. That makes sense. That makes sense. But it makes some of them like weirder, though, as well. Yeah.

Like, it is a public trust, it is a public trust exercise to tell the truth. From the episode Senate murders. Yeah, that's really strange. Yeah. Well, there was another really weird one. Is it Darth Sidious quote? Um, yeah, which one was it? The, um, yeah, a dynamic character can be the most precious resource.

Yeah, that's weird. That's weird for like a Star Wars Like why would you say a dynamic character Yeah It's like breaking the fourth wall kind of In that context of putting it at the start Yeah yeah yeah Anakin Skywalker is kind of cool

They're like random ideas after Wotto has tricks up his sleep Yeah Obi-1 Canobe is my favourite Yeah Yeah, who's your favorite character? And yeah, the wise man leads, the strong man follows. That just doesn't even make sense.

Well, yeah, I was interpreting it as like, like someone's, like, as a rule. And it's like, that's not a rule. That's not like how the world works. So if you're strong but not wise, you're a follower. Yeah, what does it mean? If you're wise but not strong, you're a leader. But is it saying like this time Obi-1 is leading

and Anakin's taking the orders? Like is it that specific? You know, because like, Obi-1 isn't the stronger of the two, but he's like wiser. But aren't like... Aren't the Jedi specifically supposed to be strong and leaders?

And wise, yeah. And wise. Yeah. Yeah, they just like got fed up. 400 episodes. in we're like fuck it's a jarja episode what can even like yeah whatever man Jarja has an above average size penis

yeah a good one would be like like cats gungans have barbed penises yeah there should be like just like biological facts about like the races it's always cockfacts

Jabber slugs have corkscrew penis like that. It's like rankers Rancors proportionally have the smallest beaunus in the Star Wars animal kingdom. Rankers. Rankers.

Like the rancers action scene when you ride a rancor in the Force Unleashed. Do you do that in the Force I'm lich? Yeah Are they the best Star Wars games ever made? No, probably Lego Star Wars 1. Lego Star Wars 1 was good. Except for two moments. The last level.

What, I mustafer? Yeah. Too difficult. As in the pod race where... The Tuscan Raiders just start shooting at you and it's so OP on unfair. Yeah. The Tusk...

Why being all PC? Sand people Sorry Yeah Yeah What about the other To these messages Yeah

He's gone awake Yeah What about the other thing The kangaroo Oh fuck You want the kangaroo now Yeah Yeah

We can We can put a pin in the The mid-break for a second if you want to know about this kangaroo can you like let the the mid break play and then like just keep going yeah

so this is this comes from the times of India but it must be from Australia well yeah they den gurus only live one place right um it's probably like an AI article I don't know

meet Chesney kangaroo in denim diaper on the run. Zoo says he is not mean or dangerous. Why is he in a denim duck? Wait, wait. I didn't let me through this from the first line. A rare and unexpected situation from Wisconsin.

What? Is getting attention as a simple day at a petting zoo turned into a search operation. A kangaroo escaping its enclosure is not something people hear about often, and this case has now become a matter of concern for both officials and locals. With regular updates coming in, the focus right now is on finding the animals safely without causing stress. Escape from Sunshine Farm

As mentioned in a report by the New York Times, the incident started at Sunshine Farm Petting Zoo in NICADA? N-C-E-D-A-H where a kangaroo named Chesney managed to get out. The zoo shared the information earlier in the week,

which led to immediate action. They haven't got to the diaper bit yet. I'm hanging on every word. Kangaroo scene moving around. After escaping, Chesney has been spotted in nearby areas. Officials described one of the sightings in a straightforward manner. as quoted in the New York Times report

they said he was bouncing through the area of 23rd and 9th like he's training for the Olympics despite being seen multiple times he's not been captured yet denim diaper detail noticed another point that caught attention was that Chesney was earlier seen

wearing a denim diaper this was visible in a photo shared by authorities later the zoo clarified that he was not wearing the diaper when he went missing. What? He made it.

He like crafted him in diaper. They found the one kangaroo that has a diaper fetish. And he's like, that's why he was trying to escape. He's like, I'm going to get my dip. Denim dipe, no less. Search efforts continue. The zoo has been trying to locate him using different methods. They even carried out drone searches, but these efforts did not help.

Obama's drone strike. That and die, fucking... We need to find the denim kangaroo dike. As mentioned... He's heading for the aluminium to get an aluminium binky. As mentioned in the report, sharing concern about the situation, the zoo said, I'm sure he is cold and scared beyond belief. Yeah.

He's never been outside at night or in the dark. Fresh sighting reported. There have been some recent updates as well. The zoo said Chesney was seen again in the same area. According to them, he was spotted on a street corner. a house over from where he had been seen earlier that morning. The public given clear instructions. The zoo has asked people not to panic if they see the kangaroo.

They've also said that he's not dangerous but is likely scared. He's not mean or dangerous but very scared. Calling him should not scare him but definitely don't chase him, the zoo said. As quoted in the report. They also added, the calmer you stay, the calmer he will stay. That's a terrible quote. And finally, situation still under watch. At present, Chesney is still out, and the search is still ongoing.

Authorities and zoos are continuing their efforts hoping for a safe return soon. What the fuck? They really glossed over the mystery denim diaper. Yeah, they act like that's not even the intriguing part of the story. Yeah, but there's like a picture attached. Like, how do they get that picture? like is that AI

that's fucking weird it's like an actual diaper made of denim and he's like in somebody's lounge everything about this is like just so fucking weird you're the only human that's read this article

it's like that's where the algorithms are out they just figure out This is going to get you to click on this fake that story. Of course, how are you going to resist that? Like everything about this title, Meet Chesney, kangaroo and denim diaper on the run.

So you hadn't even read the article. You just saw it and you were like, yep. Yeah. I'm glad I didn't read it. Yeah, me too. That's a fantastic article, though. I'm glad you reminded me because I would have gone to midbreak without um

called have forgotten it's not like you to forget denim dye but the case is still open this only happened yesterday as of recording so hopefully he's been found by this point fingers crossed

that's gonna be getting full by the day yeah yeah that's gonna be a concern that's become a ticking time bomb about that denim diet can you imagine cleaning that thing as well but like Why are they acting like it just like appeared on it? Yeah, yeah, if it looks anything like that, that's like designed for a kangaroo.

Canaries don't have thumbs for God's sake. How are they putting a diaper on? Yeah, they do. They train one to play the fucking piano. Did they? Yeah, there's a kangaroo that can play the piano. This is going to be some shit where there's some like creepy human who figured out they could fit in the like pouch and like... Yeah.

He's like a villain. He was like, speaking of Ratatooie, he was kind of. of like controlling the kangaroo from in the pouch making him escape and it's like now we're going to go on a diaper stealing adventure kind of like a f-tier spider-man villain or something you know i'll craft you diapers from denim if you let me ride in your pouch that's a fucking it's kind of like uh it's kind of like an anime it's like a mecca anime yeah it's just called like chesney you know it's about the chesney is actually the guy in the pouch you can Neon Genesis Chesney

Yeah Yeah, this is like the The new build Aviva, you know Yeah Well, I hope they find Chesney And I hope you find us after these messages Rankers on

PS5 out now PlayStation This is wild How often do you have the leakees Like the whiteies No, like you sit down and it's just like not poop. It's like slop. It's like just a bubble. It's like a green bubble. It's like a green bubble. Green bubble.

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Re listen poo water Um right let's do some things then first there's a couple I want to do from the Jal Media Group chat first The Portuguese geyser says

Are you going to give the new Harry Potter a chance When it drops? No Have you seen the trailer? No Well Harry we're different but new But the same That sounds actually Good, I might give it a go But also there's no colour or whimsy

Also it's the same Is there no colour or whimsy? Is there no colour or? Whimsie? No, but it's the same. Is it? It's the same but also different. Oh. Just enough to remember.

Oh, I remember the cloak. Oh, I remember the Nimbus. There's Nimbus in it? Yeah, maybe. Where's it? Where do you watch it? HBO. Oh. Which we have in the UK now.

Yeah, apparently. HBO just came out. Yeah. Like yesterday. Yeah, it's fucking bullshit Oh, go Paramount Plus and HBO Max and Disney Plus and Netflix and Amazon and HBO and HBO and Disney and Paramount. I'm just, the only one I got is Jack Sparrow. Now I'm an alcoholic.

Who? What? Do you want to see my impression of... Jack Sparrow? That would be cool. I was going to do the guy in Guardians of the Galaxy who, meet Star Lord and Star Lord introduces himself and he says I'm Star Lord friend and then he goes That guy should be Dobby. He goes who? Yeah. That would be like a cool voice for Dobby that guy. Yeah that's true Who? Master Potter. Master Potter who? Who? Or to give me a sock, Master Potter. Okay, do your

audition for Dobb. Do I get at least a couple characters to try? No, it has to be Dobb. This would be my Dobby audition. Okay, no, you can do multiple characters. Master! Okay, what other characters? Do the three-headed dog. Nice. Dogs winning at the moment. You can do one more character of your choosing.

Dribbling Dirtle. What's her name? Frebling... Mowing Pertle. Mowing Merton. yeah Maning Squirtle Introduce As if I've just come in for the You know the audition

Fuck I really need a shit I can't wait to go in the boys' room I've got to go in the girls' room That's the context for Harry going into the girls' toilets To meet Mowing Mertl Mowing Murtle enters What the fuck was that? I'm being Harry by the way

I'm like reading the other Like your lines to bounce off. I think you should just do like, like meme sound effects. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

And then she does the, you know, the fish that, wow, Mowing Mertil, you're looking chopped. Yeah, Burning Murtle, you're looking fine. You're totally monging on ice spice right now, Mowna. Yeah, so I'm, hmm. Oh, no, I want to, one more I've got, creature creature yeah remember creature

oh yeah yeah of course hello master nice cum sock you got harry crispy for very brittle cum sock master I'm hoping they do like they really delve into all the dobby shit the slave stuff slavery shit yeah

I quite like being a slave Michelle they've got to include the Hermione trying to free the slave and then be a mate. I like being a slave, Hermione. Don't give us clothes, lad. We don't like, we don't like being free.

We hate freedom, Hermione. Yeah. Apart from Dobby, he's just an upper tea. That's right, because there's fucking like... Chesney is like an alcoholic. Dipe-bearing kangaroo elf. right? Something like that. Yeah, they should make

all the elves kangaroies. Yeah, so I guess we're out on that one. So yes, you're going to watch it day one. Yeah, it seems that way. I'm going to hold the fort and watch it with subtitles on. Well, yeah, I'll do that for sure.

I was more going to say, you know, that pirate character who's an alcoholic. Oh, creature. Yeah, creature. Creatures on the seven seas with Dobby. Spinoff.

Yeah. Creature is to save Dobby from the locker. What's it called? Fucking Davy James Locker. Feet. Jacks Barrier. I'm coming for you, Dobbers. Yeah.

First movie. Fairly basic adventure. Mid-credit sting, Jack Sparrier. Yeah, right. I need to find a way to access the David Jones Locker. The dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun the music can like as the the camera flips between creature and Jacks Barrett

so close yeah Jacks Barry is like a wand what's this I've had a good harbour rum me more

rum Mr. Blue Pumpkin has R.E.9 says, speaking of attempts to revive old franchises, what will be worse? Hunt for Gollum or Stephen Colbert's weird adaptation slash fan fiction? I think Stephen's project will be worse because it is actively going to try and add more to a perfect set of movies, whereas I can happily ignore Hunt for Gollum. Have you seen this news that Stephen Colbert is like writing a... Is Stephen Colbert the late night guy?

Yeah. He's doing what? They're taking all the boring shit from the Fellowship that they took out of the story. What, and they're gonna make a movie of that? And all of the stuff they took out, they're gonna make a movie of somehow. Why is Stephen Colbert involved? Because he's like a, he's one of those Lord of the Rings fans.

What, a loser? He's like, I got... I got what? I got loyalty inside of Iridil. I didn't know if that's at place. I, yeah, so you hope for that one? Iridil. Iridil Pickles.

What is... So which are you more hype for? Which are you going to be seeing in IMAX? Um, both. Be real. Um, I'm hyped for Hunt the Gollum. So, yeah, we're already getting, like, Guardian articles like, Will Stephen Colbert's Lord of the Rings film be Tom Bombadil's time to shine?

Yeah. Dude. Is Tom Bombadil and the Epstein Fields? They've gloved Shettoed Lord of the Rings. Yeah, shit. You know? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to get, like, these backstory films to, like, the...

Meets Back on the Menu Boys, guys. Yeah. It's like a 90 minute epic that ends the second, like, he says meets back on the menu boys, you know. The ending line is, um, is that other one going, I don't need their legs. Yeah. And then it goes to black. Yeah. Also, though, preparing you for the eat their legs prequel, like, backstory spin off.

I don't know what the, the fat ever. was up to you. Yeah. The Fat End movie. Yeah, yeah. And the life story of the guy who can't hold the bow.

Oh shit, yeah. There's something to mind there. I'm thinking just a movie called They Have a Cave Troll. Yeah, shit. It's like the Cave Troll's backstory. The Cave Troll's moments. His divorce.

That's why he's so angry. Yeah. That's why he's so angry in that scene. He comes straight out. It's like a nasty divorce. They get some like pretty decent character actor to play him. Yeah. But it's Owen.

Owen. Owen Lars. Owen Wilson is the cave job. Aon Wilson is like he does the mocap. Owen Wilson does the mocap, but, um. No, Owen Wilson won't be allowed to do the mocap while Andy's around. no one else is allowed no because andy will be doing someone else

and he's doing the wife and gollum yeah because gollum was chilling he was there yeah gollum was there he was um he was like their witness they got married

is that what the hunt for gollum's going to be is like remember when they made like Lion King two and a half or whatever yeah yeah it was just timon and pumper's perspective of the same movie right yeah it's like it's gollum like tracking the fellowship

is like it's him hiding on the log It's the hunt for Gollum right Yeah I know that's not what it is But like It's like a different time period It's in one of the gaps The hunt for Gollum Yeah and they always do this

It's like oh there's so much Like there's so many gaps in the law It's like well that's probably because like That's not where the story was You know Yeah Or when it is a fucking real place When it is true

in the case of like the Simerilion. Yeah. Which they probably could make other trilogies off. There's so much shit in there. But they don't have the rights to it. So it's like, well, we've got to hunt for Gullum, I suppose. When all else fails, hunt for Gullum.

Yeah. Is Gandalf going to be in it? Yes. Does he have hairy balls in it? I have a big beard and a big beard on my ball. It's like, yeah. Why are you telling me this Gandalf? we get the nice experience of like

nearly 100 year old like Ian McKellen like membering it again yeah you know poor guy fucking let him just let him not and the thing is they'll never be able to do Lord of the Rings again because no celebrity no actors are going to look old they're going to be this creepy

fucking skin freak yeah then they'll have to like animate it they're all going to look like the villain Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Yeah Well you know those What are they called? They're like twins

The Peter Pettinger Bogna Bogdenoff? Yeah, you must have seen the Bogdanov twins Nope They sound like

Lord of the Rings like characters Yeah Are these real humans You're talking about? They're real humans And you've definitely seen

A picture of them Let me show you one. Oh shit, yeah. They like claim that they've had no work done. Yeah, right. Yeah, we should become them. Bogdanov.

Farts. Farts. Farts. Um, let's do this one from Hendog. Hey guys, do you have any thoughts on Pusherty refusing to acknowledge his name being brought up during the Epstein debacle. After watching Fantano's video about the subject,

I feel like it would be pretty easy for Puscher to debunk the allegations against him, yet he stayed silent on the matter. Any strong opinions? I don't know. I don't know what you do when your name pops up in the Epstein files. I don't know to what extent his does,

because like there's, like, Sam Harris is in the Epstein files, you know? Yeah, yeah, no. Someone accused Pusherty of being, like a handler of... Yeah. Because wasn't there

some link where he went when he was like really young with somebody or something? I don't know. I'm not even gonna pretend. No, because it's like

an accusation in the same vein as like the... Um... It's the, the people who were interviewed by the FBI

and it's just like a report of their testimony. Because it's... Jay Z is in the same one, I think. Right. And they, like, they deemed it not worth investigating.

Right, right, right. Which doesn't mean a whole lot, because they haven't fucking investigated. Fucking anything. Yeah, I don't know. I wonder if, from his perspective, like, as long as he's, like, he didn't have anything to do with it. Like, by talking about it, you're bringing attention to it. Um, because it's, have you seen Jay-Z has popped up? Jay-Z's, like, done his first interview in fucking years.

Oh, is he doing, like, damage control? Was he on Joe Rogan? No, he, he, it was like with GQ, I think. I watched like half a little. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I find Jay-Z kind of insufferable. Um, I don't think I've ever seen him, like, in an interview, to be honest. He's very, like,

the room is filled with his farts and he's loving the like the whole all the comments are like wow this guy really chose the dinner with jz 500k or whatever oh what cringy hypothetical that is yeah but like he fosters that kind of thought you know that kind of like I'm a business man

that's one of his famous um I'm not a business man I'm a business, man. Yeah. The whole story of OJ is about like investing, basically. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, that's all well and good when you have like millions to invest. I think they get into an issue where, like, rich and famous people where they kind of get into a bubble.

Yeah. It's like, okay, I'm making, like, art talking about shit. All I really know is my bubble. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I don't know. But yeah, I don't know what the right thing to do is.

I do think the stuff containing in the Epstein files containing JZ and Puscher to be not very verifiable. Like there's some, but it just doesn't quite add up. But I, this is why you like don't put people on pedestals, you know. Oh yeah, definitely. 100%. 100%. But also, like, some people, like,

Drake fans were like, I knew it. I knew Pusherty was evil because Pusher had the beef of Drake. Like, yeah, when it's that sort of shit, it's like, don't be, like, just dumb in the other direction. Yeah, yeah, it's just the tribal shit.

Yeah. Um, I personally would find it satisfying if, if Puscher said something. Um, Or maybe he'll, maybe he'll reference it in a song. In a song at some point. Yeah.

Um, I don't know. But. Yeah. I feel like with the names on that list, there are certain, there's a certain like urgency to some more than others, I feel. Um, you know? Yeah, for sure. And yeah, I, I don't know. I, I don't know what the right thing for him to do is.

Yeah. I'd have to look into that one a bit more. Um, last one from the Greek. group chats, Rancers, Ron Rhee, Ress Rive, says, talk about whatever you like, boys, you've earned it. That's quite nice. Well, that was just quite nice. That was nice.

You know, giving us a bit of freedom for once instead of slaves to the... There's no such thing as freedom. We're kind of like, we are turned into house elves for this show, you know? Yeah, in a way, yeah. You're all Harry Potter's... Give us an old crispy sock. Yeah. Yeah.

You're all Malfoy's forcing us to read off. your queries. Sleatherin just keeps sending us queries. For the rest of the names I read, you've got to give them like a house from Harry Potter. Oh, okay. I like to dangle, that's one for us. Dangle, that's a hufflepuff.

Oh, and speaking of, great news. Pirates of the Caribbean 6 is confirmed. Oh, thank fuck. Oh, but will we see Captain Jack off or on screen? Will he be he being Captain Jack? Offed? Or is Captain Jack off to new adventures? Will he drink spoiled rum and say, oh no, the rum is? And by the way, I'm Captain Jack off. Rumours are that Margot Robbie will be the mother of Captain Jack's offspring. Will she have only jacked captain's jack off? Or could they be in love? I just want to see that little monkey. He reminds me a gym. That was awesome. I'm gonna say yeah.

I'm gonna double that one. Yeah, I'm gonna double yes. Go yes, yes, yes, yes. That was Dobby core. Do you think? Yeah. You ever go? No, we said yes.

Oh, was it? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Um, hmm. I thought this was like quite a, a deep one a difficult one from um Joe the Schmo the Joeho

what house are they in Um I'm getting Angry Joe vibe so I'm gonna say Humphalpuff Angry Joe's Gryffendor Sorry I meant Gryffindor I genuinely meant Gryffindor Hufflepuff sounds like main character

But it's not It's Gryffindore Would other Joe go before or after Angry Joe for the sorting. He'd also be Gryffindor. He would, but I'm just trying to think which would have more dramatic kind of tension. Yeah, right.

You know? I think Other Joe needs to go second. No, I think Other Joe goes first because it's like too obvious that he's going to be Gryffindor. With Angry Joe, it's like, he's angry. Right, yeah. Could he go and slow the room?

Uh-huh. You know, Other Joe's too smart. I'm just thinking of the pacing of the scene, though, you know? Yeah, other Joe goes up and it's like, duh, he's going, like, the way Ron goes up, and it's like, yeah, the Gryffindor, he's like, just a happy chap. But who's Hermione, the critic? Ooh, the nostalgia chick.

Lindsay Ellis. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I feel like Doug would be like a half-le-buff, to be honest. Do you think? I think Ravenclaw. But the actual question from Joe the Schmoe, um, What is your opinion on murder?

It depends on the victim. I got controversial takes on murder. Really? I think as a concept, it's pretty damn fine. Yeah, whoever came up with it was fucking cool. Whoever named it was like they got it on the... Yeah. Babish murder.

Murder. You know, it's satisfying to like roll off your lips. Murder. Tough mudder A good way of testing if a word is good Is to translate it into other languages Yeah What is it in Chinese

Let's find out what murder is in I'll get to Chinese, don't worry I wanted to do German Oh It's probably just gonna be Oh it's just moored Mort Mort

Yeah, it's moort Pickle wreck Mott Mott Matt So you wanted Chinese Yeah Let's find out what Chinese murder is

And in Finnish Do you want simplified or traditional Chinese Simplified or traditional D traditional We're going trad Mocha Mocha

Mocha What did you want Finnish You mean Swedish This is the real test Finnish Yeah, Swedish. No, Finnish.

Finlandian. I thought you were saying Swedish. No, I meant Finlandian. Okay, this is Swedish. That's fucking lazy. Morda. Swedish people piss me off with that. It's like, oh, how do you say good morning in Swedish?

Oh, you say good morning. It's like, what? Just say it a bit cringy. Yeah, just fucking speak our language, you idiot. Oh, you get one more. One more language. Afrikaans, Hebrew Arabic

That's all of them really Do Chinese Simplified Chinese simplified Simple China It's the same Fuck I wasted that one Wasted that last chance

At least we got to hear Chinese Moshah So I hope that answers that question for you right we've got two more um do you want the one from skibby-dibby or the one from lily first lily's straight up slith um

you want slith no the other one okay skibby dibby has up an ultimate one here hello lads have you ever considered doing a caller episode of some variety i feel it could be a great format for the show to explore the latter half is basically an audience Q&A already and it could make for a more engaging listening experience. How does that strike your tay?

I'd have to have immediate access to the block button. I feel like that would be part of it, because, well, I don't hate the idea. The trolls don't get blocked section. I feel like the whole thing would basically be a testing to see if you're going to get blocked kind of thing. You know, like... Kind of like the Graham Norton Red Chair. sure except probably a little bit less gay

oh yes Graham Norton's known how straight he is unlike us yeah what was happening um we're blocking yeah

I think it would be funny I think it would be funny but there's no way it would be live ever yeah it would be um you say way too much yeah I'm not yeah it's not what they would say it's the yes you we got to edit our

shit out you know what we you um but it also would have to take away their power you know that gives them too much power if it's like a live thing it's like yeah yeah i'm gonna say a like a willy kind of word it's just a bit more extreme than willie you know i mean yeah yeah yeah if you say poo you're instantly banned yeah yeah so could have rules like that like Yeah, the call starts and you're like, if you use the word and you're getting kicked. Yeah. If you use the letter L. Yeah.

If your sentence contains a noun. Noun or the letter A. Mm. You know? Stuff like that could be fun. It's more just the tech side of it. Yeah. Things like that be done hard.

Be done real hard. Things like that be done really fucking hard. The money, yeah. Hello, this is the Discord where you're in the waiting room and I'm going to drag you in when it's time. Hello. And then you drag them in and they're taking a shit. Yeah. Not much help, is it?

Hey, I'm kind of splashing on the toilet. God damn it, poop poop. How many pools does it take? I'm boarding the poop poop-poop train to station. Be honest, be honest, be honest. When you sit on the toilet and do a poo? Yes. How often does the toilet water splash?

Like me or everywhere? You. Um. A couple times a week? So not every time. Not every day. Is that when it's concerning? I don't know.

Or are you more like, or is it good? I don't know. This shit's bind it up tight today. I'll be honest I'm a most of the time there's I get splashed most of the time

all that shit about bidets and you're basically turning a toilet so that's ironic yeah it's fucking ironic it's fucking annoying it's like

I don't know if I've got high poop velocity or high poop density or a bit about and also the weird because you know like every country has slightly different toilet Yeah, yeah. Like, for some reason we have like, we have no water really.

Yeah, America is loads. America's too far. The dial's too far in America and it's too far the other way. Yeah, yeah. There is a happy medium somewhere. Yeah, why not do the medium? Because, like, when I sit on the toilet in America, like, my balls are far on top. Yeah, they love that.

It's like splashing around in there. Yeah. It's because they invented swirling. Oh yeah, you can't really Swerly here. No. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, if you don't put like the

seat down, there's basically a swimming pool. Yeah, it's a sink, it's a basin. Yeah, you could like clean your toddler in there. You know, you could clean your cat in there or whatever. People do. You could clean your socks.

I clean my glasses in there. Aren't you going to say you don't wear glasses, motherfucker? Right, Lily can send us off. what did skibby-dibby get again oh what house were they in they're in a new house

Griffin Slith Slithing door Rumple Pump Yeah they can go in The French Women Yeah where the French go Do you remember the French women

From episode four Yeah of the New Hope Look Harry I'm your uncle and I'm a bit of fire I love those memes that are like It's showing a short of serious black on the front of The newspapers you know Yeah when he's screaming

Yeah yeah when he's screaming And it's like completely innocent serious back Like screaming In his interview He's like raging out Yeah he is On the daily mail of Harry Potter What is this does it have like is it a realm? It's not like middle earth. It's just earth. It's just

Yeah, it's just normal London. Like it's just London and Scotland. Yeah. Right. But like is, you know when they go into, you know, the alley, diagonal alley. Yeah. Is that like in London? Or is it like a magic realm? It's in diagonal alley. What? What do you mean? What are you asking? Stupid fucking questions is what? Well, um, awkwardly, uh, next week J.K. Rowling is going to join us on the show. Um, we're gonna hit it with those hard-hating questions about Dobby and creature. Yeah. Did you intentionally make Dobby gay coded or?

Um, but yeah, Lily has our final one here. Thoughts on people self-diagnosing mental disorders through social media like TikTok. I had the unfortunate, pleasure of dating someone who at the time hadn't told me that all of his disorders both mental and physical were all self-diagnosed thanks to stuff he saw on tic-tock he believed he had PTSD ADHD autism d ID POTs several forms of cancer etc etc several forms of cancer Jesus um it's I think it's good how everyone's going insane and we've all been we've all been enrolled into this experiment that no one like consented to you.

What I think is great is um the TikToks that are like if you wake up in the morning and you you eat cereal you probably have autism. Yeah yeah. So if you wake up and you've got more eye crust in your left eye than your right eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got brain cancer. Fuck. Yeah.

Because that energy is always in the air. in some form, you know, whether it be, remember like growing up, it was always just whatever thing is causing cancer because it's in the papers, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Washing up liquid is going to give you cancer. Yeah. You know, whatever. It's like taking that energy, that like, um, sensationalized, like, this sells papers.

This gets you to click on a reel that gets you scared about that, that thing that appeared on your leg, that shape, that shape is unusual. What is that thing? oh it probably means you're gonna die yeah see I get scared that I have tapeworms every now and again sure

so you're on tapeworm talk yeah I've got tape talk um I'm tape tapeworm maxing I think that there are certain things that it is fine to like self-diagnose with yeah I think it's I think it should be about like

yeah like you've got an itchy bum if if you finally realize that you're actually supposed to wipe your butt after peeping. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. That's why. I'm suffering from not clean bum disorder.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just like a sheep with dried rear down there. Dried rear sheep. Yeah. I forgot about saying. I think it's good. I think the current state of

mental health is largely very good in most countries. Yeah. Especially with the trends of everyone getting happier and more mentally sound as time goes on. And having fuller tummies. Oh, much full of tummies and more full of brains. Hence the happiness going up.

Yeah, brains crammed full of so much joy. Yeah, we've figured out how to cram serotonin. Not into a pill, but into a video form. Yeah. It's lovely that we can do that. Our lovely brains can convert images into... Into gambling. Into joy, you know

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