JAR Media Posdact - r/fnaf - Corncast 36

Episode Date: April 5, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:56 Comment Crucible 07:18 r/fnaf 09:14 James' Anime Corner 11:53 Swan Story 15:35 2009 Dibby Definition 16:34 Alex Trashes Outriders 30:20 Mid Break & Patron Names 37:35 Reddit Questions 37:53 Can we go back to r/jarmedia 38:14 Work Life Balance 43:50 Who is the Chica of the group? 44:14 Indonesia Quesions 45:52 Opinions on song length 48:06 HBO Classics 49:37 How to expand brand 52:03 The Phantom Pooper 59:08 What can you smell? 1:01:32 Septum Pains

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast number 36. I'm your host, Pip Boy, joined as always by James, the biggest Maltesea lover. How you doing? That's the most factual name I've had so far. I'm good. I'm happy of that. We got Audio Jungle Jim. Audio Jungle.

And the Fallout follower. himself, Reuben. Welcome back to another episode of Fallout follower. Before we get too deep into the episode, just want to shout out the Patreon over at Patreon. We can get your name read out of the midsection and makes the audio version of the show possible. So we made it, guys. We finally made it to the beautiful hills of Appalachia, right? Is that what it's called?

Appalachia, isn't it? Appalachia. Appalachia, I believe. Yeah. I mean, I've spent a lot of time. here it's a kind of bit snowy at the moment it's a bit dreary in the location we picked but we listen to the jaillings we take ourselves to new environments when necessary I definitely needed I needed a holiday and I'm glad we're here

yeah we're still wearing our masks to be safe and everything but yeah what is it the the six meter rule six foot rule the six fallout rule yeah the six fallout rule Yeah, the six fallout rule. Which, oh yeah, I forgot to say this is the world's number one fallout 76 podcast. We've got tons of tips and tricks and all sorts, tips of the battle pass. And we've got reductions in the store and stuff, everything you need for Fallout 76 news and updates. So as we do in every Fallout episode, we've got to go over to the comment crucible to just round off. some conversations from the last episode that were left too open.

Macaroni cheese is going to start us off. Hearing James talk about beating the shit with a wooden spoon is genuinely one of the funniest things I've heard in months. Cheers, mingers. Yeah, that was something. I would recommend going and listening to that shit story if you don't know what it's talking about. Was it really a wooden spoon you used?

Yes, because the other utensils we use in the kitchen, the only one that's disposable enough is a wooden spoon. So it's like grab that because you don't want to use like a burger flipper and then clean it because it's just like, no, it's been in places it shouldn't. So yeah, it was a spoon. Yeah, just a black bean he says,

it really saddens me to hear that such vile acts are referred to as gooning. Last episode we talked about the addicts, whoever. I wouldn't say it's a vile act. Well, no, this is why they didn't finish. I have a Bulgarian friend nicknamed Goon. Her full name is pronounced as gooner. I'm sure she'll want a name change after I break the bad news.

I would say to just not tell her. If she's gone this far without knowing, just don't break it to her. That's life-ruining shit right there. All of us knew, none of us associated the word goon with gooning, though. Me, before I did. Oh, well, I've dined a bit. Yeah, it's probably, it hasn't ruined it. James being an ex-Gooner, of course, knows what Gugning is.

No, I just know. I'm knowledgeable and weird fetish stuff. I just know those things. Yeah, just keep it quietly. Yeah, of course. Tom Higgins has a reference to the death slide at Bowwood. I had a friend that got a bad friction burn on the death slide at Bowwood. His shirt rode up as he slid down backwards and burnt his entire stomach.

It was terrible. Hope you Mingers had better experiences out there. And Lewis Webb said, Holy shit, Bowwood, LMAO. I remember some dude dunked me off the edge of the death slide when I was seven or something because I was taking so long to slide off. Shit scary, thanks for the memory goonies.

Honestly, the death slide is just incredible. It's got like a real rep, I guess, around here. It's been the challenge for kids to do. I remember being super scared for it, because I'd always walk up there. I'd always, like, go back down. Like, I don't know, I'm too scared. It will be the shameful kid

who's going down the really nourish stairs by themselves all the way down. I remember going up there a few times and being like, nope. Because it is like, there's a fucking wooden ledge and then there's a slide under the wooden ledge. So you have to literally commit yourself like off this ledge and then hit the slide.

Yeah, I couldn't get past that. That's why I couldn't do it. It was, yeah, it was the climbing over bit and sitting and deciding, okay, I'm going to slide. Plus everyone just got a friction burn from it anyway. I did it once and then I was just like Oh I should what have I been missing out on

I used to hang off by my fingertips So like stomach first like in this comment I never suffered a burn there It was the safest way for me You got to do the the tuck and slide Stone Weaver did the tuck and slide And said Well he's got some critique

Critique for my paleontology ideas silly Alex he claims to be into paleontology but also thinks pangia was around at the same time as humans pangia was in the process of breaking up 65 million years ago the continents were mostly in their current positions by the time homo sapiens evolved um i don't remember saying that they exist at the same time i think it was a just getting confused in the conversation you were talking about the land bridge yeah jim was talking about the land bridge and i'd never heard of it so i assumed I wasn't sure if he was being colourful with this language and describing it is a land bridge it wasn't Pangita but it was because the the sea level

like decreased so much that there was a bridge of land between two continents yeah I'd never heard of I've never heard of this before so you know got to learn new things sometimes I heard it on YouTube it's definitely real yep thanks And the Sven is going to round off this section. Last cast you mentioned wanting to be launched by one of those giant sheets you play with in primary school. Let me introduce you to Inuit or Eskimo blanket tossing, where people of an Inuit village launch each other into the air by holding a sealskin blanket above the ground. It's part of the apologies for me butchering this in advance.

Naluk Attack or Whaling Festival. I'm not an Inuit or anything I just happen to be doing a research project A research project on them Man that shit looks fucking fun as fuck Yeah you just go find a few seals Club them down get their skin Tying together and then you got a

Launchpad Launchpad yeah Let's do some topics I've got topic Wait I've got a topic We'll do can we do this one first Because it has to be addressed That being the state of the jar

Subreddit right now You know, I wouldn't, personally, I wouldn't acknowledge it. No, we have to acknowledge it, because it's like, it's like a key part of the show. Can't just ignore it until it goes back to normal. I'm getting bad vibes. I went on the new Reddit, the FNAF Reddit, and I got weird vibe. Well, let me get some context with people who just have no idea what we're talking about. So, whoever is, like, modding, I guess, the JAR Media subreddit has been on it recently with

memes and stuff and on one of the corncasts I guess we jokingly referred to this show was for the question segment to go to r slash fnaf to leave your suggestions and somehow this redator is snagged our slash fnaf and now it's like a jar media subreddit um but it's also got a trickle of people who still think it's like a fnaf subreddit so they put like weird posts like is this a fnaf subreddit? Is this a fnaf subreddit? What is all this about? So it's really confusing and it's like a funny joke

I don't know how long this is going to last though. The suggestion thread for this episode is it was all on that subreddit so how long it's going to be this way I don't know we have no control over it

I just wanted to kind of throw it out there so it just like is this the actual jar subreddit now yes because when you go into the official jar subreddit There's just a link To the FNAF one We've moved to our

Can we please go back to our slash media It's one of the subjects as well Yeah Yeah so As soon as we go back to normal We'll let you know one here But man we don't control this stuff It's alive

But sorry James What did you have to bring up It's nothing super important But you know before We have talked about attack on Titan they've extended the final season till the not final season so that's next year

and there was an announcement today on the Sunday the 4th of April of a new Jojo so I'm gonna I'm gonna go back and watch all of the Jojo's to get up to speed ready for the new Jojo because I know a lot of Jarlings

love Jojo attack on Titan is fucking awful so it's trying to watch something good that's all wrong just that's what I'm saying so what they've extended the attack on Titan last season is that we were saying yeah it's just there's a part two now oh okay I have no effort

to like watch it were you guys all hot on it a few weeks ago or something a few months ago yeah that was yeah and Peter out or something just sort of realized like yeah Well, the thing is, when so many episodes are just like, when so much of so many episodes is so boring,

you kind of don't give a shit unless you can watch all of it. Yeah, exactly. I'm just not interested until it's done. I finished the third season, and it just lost a vibe from the first season that made it really hype and cool. Yeah, the hype is gone. And I just, I don't, I just don't like where it's going.

And I just, I've heard so much. about Jojo and like it's all over Twitter like fuck Jojo a new Jojo so I'm just gonna go into Jojo and see how I enjoy that hopefully it sucks me in and I can look forward to this new new Jojo it has a real cult following that's for sure you see it everywhere yeah what is it Jojo it's like it's bizarre adventure in my mind it's is Jojo the one with the with the to be continued to me Yes, like in terms of meme, it's like there's initial D, there's Berserk, there's fucking Jojo. They're like the meme gods of anime memes.

So I just have to. For the memes, I have to watch Jojo. But I'm probably going to start with the ones people don't like. It's some really early 90s stuff and then go to the stuff that everyone loves. But yeah, Jojo. I just want to acknowledge it because people will be like, Jojo! Jojo So I had a

Bullshit moment this morning When I was Walking the dogs I got into a field And let them off And then I didn't notice there was a fucking swam Just chilling in the corner

Oh So Paisley sees it And she like gets all hard And like She thinks he's tough And like has a standoff With a swamp

which is some bullshit because you know what swans are like they don't retreat or back down no they use their complete but I was amazed she showed no fear she was going right up to it and like just barking right in its face and she just wasn't listening

it was very bad do you actually think a dog could beat a swan I think I think a dog could easily take out a swan but it's more like swans are so be decisive yeah and it would have to just go straight for the throat like to kill it to be a swan let's look like i'm quite scared of swans who isn't do you think in a life or death situation you could take out a swan yes yeah yeah because think about their main weapons they've got their

stupid beak thing and their stupid feet things you'd have to be decisive and go for its fucking throat as well. You have to go for the killing blow. I actually imagine just grabbing it by the head and then using gravity against it and just spinning round. Yeah, yeah. Maybe tie it in a knot or something, fuck.

You know what we said about ostriches? You just scrub their fucking long neck. That's what you do with swan. No, that's if you have a machete. Oh my God. Isn't it illegal to kill swans? Yeah, no. No, that's bullshit. That is not. That is not

That's not true. It's only illegal in one specific, like, pond or river in England, because that's the queen's, like, one. Oh, so he's telling me, could have just taken the swan out on all my issues with him for... Mm-hmm. Just because it's not illegal. People think it is, but it's only in one sense. I'm going to go back there tomorrow and find it.

You would have, uh, you'd end up on shout-out. You'd be like, like, who killed this lovely beautiful bird? There's a swan killer. Just the one swan killer, actually. But how was Argi? did he try he was way more scared of it as you'd imagine but pays is more I think it might be down to size yeah she's more the same size

they make themselves fucking huge with the fucking wings Pais she hasn't got the brain to like be like fear doesn't doesn't gel it what can a swan do like nip no I think it yeah that's it make a lot of noise too

it's horrible no but I mean if it is a life or death what can a swan do probably infect you with horrible diseases nah they're birds no have you seen those teeth can carry horrible stuff

yeah yeah but like the likelihood of something that doesn't even have teeth of drawing blood is like kind of low they have no defense mechanism

so they just act tough yeah and a fake law protects them that's how they've gotten biased for so many years yeah no it's time we took them down they've been around too long.

They don't belong. A revolution against the swans. So in my last... Actually, I've got a couple more little things to shout out, a little mini topic around it before anyone else has anything. I was just looking up if anyone else had defined what a dibby is online. And I found on Urban Dictionary a blogger by the name of Dibsey in 2009, apparently came up with the term dibby

and their definition was and this is so 2009 cool in a strange weird or random way that was what their version of dibby meant so in their like example was when you experience a day even semi related to flying ninjas

laser shooting bears and or vampire clowns you know you've just experienced what is to several bloggers as a very dibby day Wait, that's a different type of dibby That's like an adjective dibby I guess I just wanted to know

You got his thoughts on it was all I thought it was interesting It's surprisingly accurate The true dibby meaning A dibby day Yeah Yeah Yeah and the other main thing

I wanted to shout out was I gave the video game Outriders a try Which I guess people are talking about because it's the new destiny thing um one of the worst first impressions from like a new thing new game new franchise that i've that i've experienced i'm so glad i didn't pay money for it it's on game pass so i just downloaded it played it for like half an hour just uninstalled it like it what why would you just introduce your game in this really awkward way where it's just a bunch

of uninteresting exposition from these like cringy characters driving around these like what would be the best way to describe them jim you've seen like the intro they're driving these like vans around that look like they look like fortnight toys or something they look like i don't know they they they look like toys yeah yeah everything looks like toys and there's like a cowboy you know what they make me think of the uh the big wheeled things in star wars episode three well the turbo tanks sure yeah but the turbo tanks are actually sick and look cool when they move so yeah they're better it's like if the turbo tanks weren't sick didn't have cool moving wheels and like weren't

dynamic in the way they like interacted with the environment it's just a boring ass game it's like the most generic thing i've like played there's nothing interesting attached to it at all i just don't understand it felt like 10 years out of date to me was the best way could describe it yeah it it seems like a 360 game yeah yeah but it's like copying destiny stuff i just i just don't understand what they're thinking with some of the stuff it's so boring like even anthem was was pushing it and they had the clout of of biowe behind them like outriders is made by the bullet storm and gears award judgment people i mean you can pretty much leave it on that.

I don't know how in like this this timer gaming is now that companies are willing to give development teams money for a destiny clone. Like with battle whales as big as they are, how are these games getting made when they're clearly not a good investment?

If someone went up to you and was like can I borrow like a couple million to make a destiny clone, who would say yes? like with the cloned climate was because they say yes like three plus years ago when destiny's in its peak and just somehow forget that oh yeah it takes years to make games

so when the trends come around surely this isn't a three plus year development it's not easy to make games like this they're like really complicated these loot based it's Square Enix and they're not really known for like fantastic reading the two leaves

yeah decisions yeah oh no yeah they released Avengers like a few months ago so this was it started development in 2015 be serious

it's one of those apparently I can't I cannot say but apparently it did yeah I was not impressed I was not impressed at all I didn't understand why

every single life service they all have these really long intros Yeah and the entries that don't teach you anything really Like the actual gameplay portion Was you can't you can't interact with anything

Like your gun is It's like down so you can't shoot And you can just like run around in a straight line While listening to exposition Like that kind of stuff Yeah and the thing is in all of these as well The story is totally fucked from the fact

it is the live service I've got I had a similar experience I bought one month of Ubisoft Plus because I was like I want to try out Valh and immediately

this story sucks and I did like I must have played the game like the proper game because like for five minutes you're like a kid just walking around and then

I must have played for five minutes maybe 10 minutes I got to the first like boss fight you just fight this dude and it killed me because I just noticed like wow you took a lot of damage so I thought

you know I'm just going to attack this guy until he hits me back one more time see if it kills me or if this is you know whatever and it killed me and I just ought to forward because I was like you know what this game is expecting me to put in more effort to actually in its combat than they put into designing it so fuck them

and I just cancelled the subscription instantly and uninstalled the game so I must have played Valafet for like 15 minutes before being like now this sucks yeah we're not and that's kind of a life service as well yeah I there was a lot of stuff like oh it's actually good it's not the forest

so I don't care like what does actually good even mean anymore you know like 4-11 476 is considered good now like the Snyder Cup's considered good now I was reading a book today I got something for you I got a great one for this um

lowering our expectations It's like a small price to pay For just like being satisfied It's basically it That's that's reality That's like video game reality And it's also when you have a comparison point That is so negative

That anything in contrast Looks great by comparison We can't get much worse than the state Like 76 was in when it first came out So of course yeah Now comparatively it seems like awesome I wouldn't I wouldn't say just that though

I'd say comparative to the landscape of live services Fallout 76 is pretty decent which goes against what we're saying a few months ago we were ragging on 76 pretty hard I don't know why you changed the team

my opinion stays the same I mean I feel like there's an okay game buried in it somewhere but it's just so poorly optimized I just hate playing it no they they fucked up big time on the optimization all of us playing on decent PCs

can barely get 60 friends. There's no excuse for this performance again. Not even running at max settings. No. It's the same problem with like Skyrim. Yeah, it just feels bad to me. They should have ironed out they should have

ironed out ages ago. But there is game there is enough game in Fallout 76. Like, there's a big map to explore at the very least. There's a map to explore. There's a gameplay loop, there's like dialogue options now.

Do you think the reason this one has survived is because it's attached to an IP that already has the love and affection for it? I don't think the people that like Fallout like Fallout 76. Really? You don't think that helps, like the aesthetic of it and the fact it's a Fallout game. Because like the fact Anthem was not connected to anything else, maybe if it was like set, the mass effect universe but it was still like the same thing i could imagine that being more successful but i don't know yeah it might be more successful because of the name of fallout but not in the way that fallout fans want to play it because it's full out i guess it's leaning more into the fallout four way of doing fallout where it's just about building shit and a big

map to explore but i do think there is something to the gameplay loop of like just going to a place no matter what you find it's useful to you in some way and then accumulating all these different resources so you can yeah if I could like explore the map and it felt as good as like destiny does yeah um with the shooting and stuff then maybe I could get down but when you actually come to the actual engagement the combat and the way it runs that's where it falls apart for me yeah definitely but that being said accessibility is a big thing and something that is always turn me off destiny is with the the grind of destiny like it's just an accepted part of it you just have to play a certain amount

in order to play certain but there was so much that like I didn't know that this was a thing you're you're supposed to go and get your daily challenges and then go and do a certain strike and like an order like an efficiency an efficient way to play it yeah and I don't like having to go out of the game to find out how to play the game

it's just the way it is a lot of shit now like it's the only way I've learned about Apex is by going and like just reading about it and watching about it because I don't play it enough to like learn what the matters are every time there's like a season change and stuff I

can't keep on top of it otherwise yeah I wish seasons would stop being a thing it gives devs like an excuse to not complete something nothing can be a satisfying it's like a meal that they intentionally take a third away from

so that you're hungry for more the thing I read out a second ago because I've been taking notes on as I read here at the moment but because my whole thing is writing about this but it's like a small

lowering your expectations of what you should get from a game at any one time is a small price to pay for regular low quality content it's like that's the exchange it's like look it's fine

we're not going to give you everything all at once but we guarantee we'll give you a little bit every time you're just about to break we'll give you a bit more yeah this is

this is what I find fascinating about destiny because I felt like that breaking point came when Destiny 2 came out but I guess I was in the minority with that because everyone was saying how good Destiny 2 was and all it took was for

what was it called Forsaken to come out and everyone was just okay with destiny again and everyone forgot about what shit yeah that's the season that people to this day still look back on and they're like oh wow Forsaken that was so good and there's still people that say Destiny 1 is better but again you just

can't talk about destiny without the context of all the people with the Stockholm syndrome like I've been there with it it's just fuck it's so difficult to talk about guys like that I'm on the end of a like I think I've said it maybe a few weeks ago I'm just at a

point where unless something significant changes with their approach to content I'm not going to be playing it with the next big expansion there's like no reason for me to yeah and it's Some of the decisions they make, like in that last expansion they did with the whole gimmick was you got like a new power, right? And they even introduced a new mechanic where you can kind of upgrade your new power in ways, right?

But I never even really got to experiment with that because it was all about like grinding to unlock new abilities. And during playing the campaign, they didn't give you the option to unlock new ways to play with it. And like in the Stripe playlist that it was never the burn. So you couldn't even use your new power. It just seemed like really bizarre design to me. Because in Destiny 1 where they introduced new powers, it was all about encouraging you to use it and actually getting you to engage with the new stuff.

So I was super confused by stuff like that. I just... I think that's one of the big issues to me with a lot of games. I mean, we've been talking about this game, and I remember a few weeks ago, I something about what it is that makes a certain game successful. And I was truly trying to find this, like, this is the blueprint for every game to be successful.

And then I was like, well, that isn't it. It's just you just have to consider certain games need certain things to be enjoyable. Fallout 76 is reasonably enjoyable because, I mean, it's kind of got a crap factor, but it has a really big map. And you get a feeling of exploring. You get that feeling in it. But Destiny, and you're rewarded, sorry, for exploring in this game, you know, typically. You go here, you find something or you kill something. Oh, you go, I've got this thing.

76, sorry. Yeah. And then Destiny, you don't actually really really, you don't find anything ever. You don't really go anywhere ever. It's very curated. You go to the same few places constantly. And the only thing that's ever going to change

is how quickly you get through it. Yeah, I never feel like I'm actually in a true environment that isn't like being ultra-controlled. It doesn't feel like a living world to me, despite the rhetoric. They're always going on about it being a living, breathing world when it's more just like a bunch of really obvious of two systems that you can't not see as a bunch of systems,

a bunch of hallways joined by like Wi-Fi connections anyone have anything else for the first half will we jump into the next? Um I just assassin's screwed ball holloos shit we'll see after these

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Big cheese, Couta Panda, 1111110, N, Lucy Tire is an Asian anal queen, Randy ruins Patreon, the poo man, I bet Shane Dawson's husband is regretting it, Katia fucking Managan and David Wallace. Thanks everyone. Welcome to the second half of the Corn Castle, we answer questions from the corn community. If you want to leave your own questions, head over to R-slash-fnaf. we can ask whatever you want like what set economy 4-1-40 is going to start us off with

can we go back to ask last jar media please was the top voted one and I mean we're all down for that happening but as we said earlier we're kind of just at the whim of whoever's in control the ones above jar

yeah because we're definitely not in control I don't think we ever have been Caesar the what has won. Thanks to Jar Media, I actually gained the courage to quit my 40-hour warehouse job that nearly ruined me mentally and physically. I've been on my own since high school, so having the lads of the same age, I argue my ear. Every Monday made me realize life is too beautiful, it's a slavoured to weigh.

Since quitting, I've landed a nice part-time barista gig in a local coffee shop and got on medication. I'm in a loving relationship where I cook and clean for her, and life is good. Game on Jowlings, it gets better after high school. Do you boys have any tips for young adults who need that extra push? Other than that, can we get a yeah-oh-year for the homies who are struggling right now? This is clearly a king, so I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it kind of sounds like, kind of sounds that you've worked it all out.

You advise everybody on what to do, we don't even need, we just platformed it. Can you advise us? Yeah. No, but well done on getting out of a warehouse job because they are, like I've done, that type of shit, like, you know, out of school, it is, it does just fuck with you a lot, and it makes you think there's, that's going to be your life because you're, like, stuck in that kind of what of this, you know, like 40-hour weeks and it's just physically and mentally exhausting. So it's good, I'm happy that you're,

you know, you managed to get out of that. But yeah, and, uh, I hope you are really good at making coffee, but I guess, like, this person seems like they figured it out, but just be positive and know that if you are in a horrible job that if you put effort in to change it you can and there's better jobs out there and there's actually like a better work-life balance as well I guess that's my advice yeah work-life balance is the key yeah no it generally is work-life balance work-life balance I'm like there was something going around on Twitter recently I saw it and it was this TikTok of this guy and he's like this is my daily routine get up at like 4 o'clock, go to work at Astor till like 10,

then do Amazon delivery from like 10 till fucking 2, then it's some other delivery job from like 2 till like 6, and then like from like 6 till 10 at night, it's Uber Eats. And it's, it just blew in my mind that people would actually put themselves through that because that's not like motivating or inspiring. Yeah, it's kind of, to me that's like, so you're, your platform and your failure to have done anything like else

and just suggesting that like to grind forever in jobs that don't pay particularly well is something that one should aspire to and not just one shit job but like four in a day it's not even a grind though because if you just did a bit of overtime

a normal office job you'll probably get you'd get more experience and wise up the ladder in an office and get more money because that's how... I also have more time. Like, imagine how surely he must be quite uninteresting.

You know, it's like, what does that guy have to talk about? Work. That's it. Just work. But if that's what you're doing every day, you're getting, like,

minimum, like, five hours sleep, severely bad for people our age. That's, like, really unhealthy. Well, the human body should be getting,

like, a decent eight hours of sleep. Yeah, that's... So if you're doing that at a young age for, like, a good few years, you're fucking up your body

a fair bit. You're going to have really bad farts probably for your whole life. Yeah, the farts are going to be atrocious. They're going to fucking stink. But you're probably not earning that much money if you're working for Uber Eats and like Amazon. You're not going to like mega money. It's like, what's the point?

Don't do that. But loads people are like, oh, he's a hard working lad. All the people criticizing him can work just as hard and it's like no, I'm not going to slave the way to mega-goops to make the money. It's worth the expectation that you should just be happy for your lot and never ask more, be happy with your lot and work really hard. Working hard

is good, but like if you have to work four jobs in order to have like a stable lifestyle that's kind of indicating a failure of a system. You know, he wants to do that, I guess. That's fine. But I don't think he should serve as an inspiration to anybody else or an example of what one should be doing. Because I don't think I don't believe that is what one should be doing. There's more to life where there is life it's because people people look at like people who run companies as if they're the the idols and who we should be striving to be when they're all like they're all psychos all the business people these higher up people they're all like just psychos who are just their brains are just built for working in these insane environments and trying to be these these elite

people it's like it's only going to wind up one way the average person is just going to work themselves to death trying to follow this line of thinking it's like the motivational posts on Instagram like oh like this comment

if you're gonna own a Lamborghini one day who the fuck likes this shit you're clearly not gonna own a Lamborghini if you're on Instagram the hard part is keeping it

motherfucker yeah yeah it's a hard part you're getting a Lamborghini it's keeping the Lamborghini after a afterwards just don't buy the Lamborghini

you never lose the Lamborghini What's your side hustle, Alex? Um... Brick link. Yeah, my only fans as well helps. No, nah, me only death, says, who is the Fnaf Chika of the group? Basically the one with the biggest ass slash boobs. Sorry, boobaz.

Why are you saying me? I've seen your ass. Okay, so Jim's the Cheekker. of the group. It's fine by me. I don't have any strong opinions on that one. I've got to be honest. Zellous Ideals slash Web 5767 has a nice one for us. That I hope is real. Hello, me and my friends watch from Indonesia. We translate every word to understand English fun, but you videos are enjoyable. My question is, you superhero, would you kiss hot girl? thank you

um yes i'd kiss all girls yeah that's that's the duty of the superhero

if you're superhero would you kiss hot goat what if you were like the gay green lantern i'd kiss hot boy yeah yeah but that wasn't a question but I suppose

I suppose I'll take it you just kiss you just kiss kiss whoever there's no there's no wait a fucking minute No, because superheroes don't get paid, like a wage.

Yeah, you know, there's not a, a minimum wage for a superhero. Do you not think you get a paycheck if you're an Avenger? You don't get on Iron Man's like payroll. Do you think, do you think Thor gets paid? He's a unique one because he's the most like God-like one. He gets paid in kisses. Yeah. I think they get shares in the company, and so it's up to them to make sure the company is valued highly at all the times.

They get one stark coin. Yeah, they get a stark coin, redeemable at several chosen outlets. Alistair underscore 13 asks, opinions on song length. I personally don't like songs past 12 minutes. What is the longest a song can be that you won't listen to it? More than four. Really? Yeah, I can't, long songs don't do it.

Like, I think 25 minutes, it's probably where I'd be like, okay, that's enough now. That's a full fucking album at that point. Well, you know. It depends what the song is trying to do. Yeah, and it depends if it ends the full listen. Yeah. Lies. Yeah, but you could just make another song?

No, I want to listen to the long song. I want an album, a 10-track album, every track album, every track is 25 minutes long. The best long song is Too Long by Darth Punk. It's not even long, mate. That's long. Too long is not long enough.

Too long is too long. No, for real, I think too long should be longer. I'm going to be honest, I don't like that song. I never ever listen to Too Long. Oh, shut up. You're talking shit. Now James is here.

James is jumping in to defend too long when he's complained about long songs being too long but now all of a sudden too long isn't too long and he likes too long i do like too long because i like duff punk proper french outs isn't it that proper french house track you're that's what shit mate okay this one six minutes or no six minutes is the perfect spot like just for music and general i think it depends on the song there are some songs that shouldn't be six minutes some songs should do you're talking shit no i i really appreciate when

an album is like five two and a half minute songs oh yeah and it's the top of the chart but I like it when it's like three minute songs but it's like 50 of them in an album so you get all the Spotify listens Drake

I'm sorry I gotta interrupt but I just had a a toothpick in my mouth sticking out and Billy's on the desk and she just bit the toothpick out of my mouth she's got like a toothpick in her mouth Red Nut has one for us Hello you fucking goons

Alex said he's working his way through classic HBO shows Will this include the first season of true detective I just watched it for the first time recently And thought it was fantastic And I'd love to hear your thoughts on it I especially love the part where Woody Harrison told Matthew McConaughey Wow you really are the true detective

I actually rewatched it in 2020 I'd seen it Before two, I think it was my third time watching it. Yeah, it's one of my favorite mini-series, the first season of True Detective. Is it mini? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, it's only like eight episodes, isn't it?

Eight's ten episodes? It's been a long time. Yeah, I wouldn't watch season two, but I do need to check out season three, because apparently it ties in somewhat to the first season, like, tangentially or something. and their leading actors seem really good so I will try and jump into that when was the last time you guys saw season one of True Detective

When I came out 2013 yeah It is Yeah I like it more Probably than the way I remembered it And I really kind of romanticised it in my head But It's just really really really good

Yeah I'd happily pay for an HBO streaming service Yeah, I definitely would as well Joseph Jewish Jarling has one for us Hey Jha I hope everyone is doing well Just a little life update I'm on my fifth year of listening to JAR

And my second year of university studying in psychology Eminently inspired by James I've still got eight more years to go But so far I'm happy to report That it's been going really well for me I of course continue to build Lego as I build my academic prowess. There's something I've started in my life recently

that I was wondering if JAR could share any light on. I know this is a topic slash question that's been addressed before, but I'm a slave to trends, so here I go. A month and a half ago, I started my own brand new podcast. It's called The Communal Conversation. Feel free to leave this out. I don't want to milk for shoutouts.

Now, this is Joseph Jewish Jarling. He gets special treatment. I've been having a ton of fun doing it, and I've been getting really good feedback from all my family and friends. Each episode I have a different guest with a different topic structured as an open dialogue on whatever the subject is at the time. I absolutely loved doing it and I was wondering if any of you would have advice on how to expand my brand better. It's awesome having a bunch of great friends and family watching.

But I do hope to expand it at least a little bit further. Is there anything, are there any epic advice you could give or offer? That would be greatly appreciated. Thank you so much for reading all the best to all you mingers. See, okay Okay, Joseph, we've got this What you do is you go on Twitter You're still a popular tweet

Make it go viral And then Then reply to it That's basically it That's just how you That's how it goes There's some people that like Sell ads underneath their viral tweets

Yes, the fucking vibrator Yeah, the vibrator But as far as Growing Your Shirel show, I guess really the main thing you can do is just be consistent with it. So the people that know, unlike what you're doing, know when to get more of it. And then I guess it's more based on the guests you can get and how, yeah, just the consistency of it and whatever the theme is.

No one's going to say it's easy to grow a show like this. but you just got to keep doing it for a long time. So make sure you're really hilarious and funny and engaging and clover all the time constantly. Enroth 69 has one for us. Hello boys. After last week's story about poo, I felt like I had to share my giant poo story. During my last year of high school,

someone took a giant poo in the toilet and left without flushing. Usually this would piss me off, but the poo was so massive that it was virtually impossible to flush, so I respect it. The poo was so big that it clogged the drain, kind of like the ship in the Suez Canal. Since it was virtually unflushable, the janitor had to come in with a garbage bag and dispose of it. I have the utmost respect for janitors now. This event has now become legendary within our school community, and my younger cousin and I share the story

to many laughs from our family during holidays and birthdays. After we've beaten, of course, we're not savages. Kind of like the Zodiac killer, we don't have 100% proof of who the culprit was, although we do have a prime suspect. the suspect will remain nameless. Also, at another school, there was a guy calling himself the phantom shitter

who would shit on the floor and post pictures anonymously. What a cunt. I do have a video of the poo that I can post on the subreddit if you're interested in seeing it. I won't post it if that's violating any rules or if that's just too fucked up.

Anyways, have a good one. I don't know what the mods have decided regarding, like, real poo picks. I don't know if it's gotten that for, if that counts is just like fetish material. Just thicker work tag on it. and it'll be fun. Yeah,

no problem. No, but like, who doesn't like looking at shit? Like, I find it amusing when someone who's got like bad shit. I sent you. I sent that thing

to the group that the Lloyd's Bank the Lloyd's... Hang on, I've got to just search biggest shit in the world. The biggest human shit. The Lloyd's Bank

Coprolite was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the York branch of Lloyd's Bank and maybe the largest example.

of fossilized human feces ever found measuring eight inches long and five two inches wide um even actually hang on here's there's some gross parts analyses of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread whilst the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggest they were riddled with intestinal worms just me and bread wasn't there someone reuben um in in your place of living. In a pub, they got arrested because they, like, broke into

a pub and shout on the floor. It's not ringing any bells. Really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Why'd you break in and shit on the floor unless it was like fueled by some kind of revenge thing? Why would you not just go to the toilet?

I swear, no, because it was someone, like, like, it's a university. No, see, the only person, I was going to see if my, one of my old flatmen, mates was uh was on discord right now i was gonna ask him like do you know about this but he's he's not on guys sorry i can't verify i swear it was you that told me this story he had to like pay a fine because he broke into a pub and shout on the floor i guess the point is everyone seems to have their own poo story we're just obsessed with poo we're just what's your poo story elix um

at the time floss ate my poo is pretty funny Oh, there's a pooh story where I said a dog walked into my work and did the shits, but it was all this joke to annoy Alex. I didn't annoy me, it just made me pleased. Why would it annoy me? Yeah, I wasn't to annoy you, it was just a fake story. To like, I don't know, it's on Jai. It's one of the Jaya episodes, I remember.

Yeah, it was about, like, a Golden Retriever that, like, came into your work. Poohs stories are the best. We all have poo stories. I shit in a bedet That was a thing Can somebody Google How many times A human poos in their lifetime

Just so we can just It'd be about a million or two No it wouldn't be Fucking a million I Jim At the moment I'm pooing like four or five times a day You're not the average person Oh you're not too

It'll be You poo at least once a days It'll be that times So 365 times 80 that's probably the average you poo every day of the year then you times that by the years you're going to be alive which is like 80

okay so 365 times 875 yeah okay yeah that's fair apparently a normal bowel movement is anywhere from three times a day to three times a week

three times a week yeah three times a week would be quite alarming if it was me yeah oh I get scared if I've not shit for more than a day yeah I know it's like I didn't shit yesterday I'm terrified I did 365 times 75 yep how many that's 28,000 so 28,000 potentially divided by three why is that a you could be half a feel all of the shit you do in your life that's fucking scary boy the average human being in their life will produce

over 11,000 kilos of shit that's based on the average lifespan of an American man where did they live for this so the average man is like two kilos yeah maybe maybe we shouldn't go via Americans yeah a genuine

rule in everything you do is you always have to find the UK example yeah they've got Taco Bell so yeah what country produces the most shit it probably is America Yeah, no, it's America Or China?

Like a small percentage of the population No, China doesn't Why not China? Or India They don't have enough food to like share To like poo out I'd say it's India Because

Man, there's a lot of people in India True Yeah, maybe Maybe it's just a population thing No, it'll be something tiny Like Monaco, Monaco makes the most shit Maybe it's shit per capita It depends on what we're assessing

Is it just shit total shit per capita Then surely London's top tier then That's got to be higher from the shit scale Where The schick despecate Oh I can't I can't do that joke The Victor scale bitch for shitting Yeah the shick to scale I guess

I've not got anything for this This is what This is what people should be doing in university I don't give shit about anything else To find the statistics on shit someone studying it at Cambridge right now like just well

there's a lot you can learn from what shit Cambridge studies shit Oxford studies pissed who does farts Harvard Harvard who's fucking dumb Goosey McGooseface 2

what can you smell right now blood curry blood curry um neutral smell right now just sort of like how this flat smell was most of the time there's nothing going on i want to i want to say i only smell blood because i've literally had a nosebleed like a few minutes ago so yeah and i haven't showered for a while so i smell of curry i can now smell beer i can't smell anything um i guess hay fever has begun today as well on top of my normal fuck nose so

i just can't smell anything on the subject to that i bought i bought a different hay fever nasal spray the other day thinking it was just like a normal hay fever nasal spray because it said it was allergy relief and I was like well it's reduced right now as well as there's a deal so I'll get that anyway it turns out you shouldn't use this one I bought for more than a week because it's just like a congestion relieving spray and that isn't what you use for hay fever like because you obviously have hay fever for quite a long period of time this is something that can just cause you to constantly have a congested nose

because of you constantly using it, you become dependent on it, you just become addicted to the nasal sprays. Oh, that's horrible. I have to buy another one. But I've, because it's all I have, and today's Easter Sunday and the shops were shut, I just have to keep using it. Like, this whole

weekend, I just have to keep using it. Don't. Do it, we've even snort. Snort. Snort. Snort. Snort. Snort live on the curve. Yeah, I forgot it was used to. to Sunday and I fucking walked down to Tesco. Oh.

Oh. You just got haters. Don't get... That's why you just got Teasco Express. I went to the, yeah, the gas station was open so it wasn't a complete bust. The gas station?

Yeah, where do you live? Kentucky. Yeah, where do you live? Oregon. Yeah. Yeah, been there for months. As soon as COVID here, I went straight there, you know. Idiot. I'm the one in Oregon right now. I'm the fucking

Tucker Bell of a time. I'm in the Appalachia. I'm in Brazil. I'm in China. Apocina. Marcus Aurelius has one for us regarding

this very topic actually. Hey guys, been a listener every week for about 2.5 years. It's quite specific. And I'm finally getting around to sending a question. Before I start, I'd like to say to Alex that it felt really comforting hearing about his issues with his deviated septum. A year ago it advanced for me to the point where I lost the ability to breathe at all through my nose and start gaining constant migraines and now I'm waiting

to get the surgery Alex was talking about. Hearing Alex talk about the pain it caused and made me feel like I'm not alone. Life is so much harder now and nobody in my life seems to understand because for most people a deviated septum is not a major concern. Once I get the surgery I'll date you on my situation to help you decide if it's something you want to go through with. So thank you, Alex, just for showing me that there are people out there who get it. Anyways, the question I wanted to ask is, what do the four of you guys consider the main important goal in your life? Stuff like having your own business, apart from Jara and I mean, finding love, making the world a better place, anything really. Love hearing your guys take on philosophy also.

What brands of hand lotion are the cast of Breaking Bad? Thanks, guys. You don't have to answer that one necessarily. not answering that skids and drifting yeah literally that's it skids break the law and do skids

um I don't know inner peace that's my main goal inner peace yeah it's the ego become a Buddhist

just be you know I'm a mindful guy I'm a normal guy I'm a mindful sort of guy but when I get a little sugar in me I'm gonna stop there I don't know that's a big question isn't it

really and the only way you can answer it is by giving a really like I can answer like in a piece because it's just like yeah I'm gonna do everything it takes to achieve it's very bit it's like it's quite basic in terms of I guess wording but huge concept yeah

that's my answer fat nuts maybe as well no why did you talk about fat nuts all the fucking time goon I'm gonna goon my life Goon, you're not shrink A long time goon

Is that true Does that you're not actually Just straight up shrink I don't know Why would they Yeah I don't know You're the one that said it

And I thought you were like The expert on this stuff I'm just I didn't say it James you are the expert on gooning I'm afraid He is I thought you know

The fart studies or whatever Maybe a few years ago That's what they were doing The gooning studies I don't I don't think gooning shrinks your nuts. I don't think anything shrinks your nuts. Well, certain things...

Radiation, right? You know what, I think it is? You know what, I've got it. The thing to do is, just remember what Obi-1 says. Be mindful of your thoughts, Anagan. They betray you. Also, uh, this weapon is your life. Two.

You know, the, uh, the bar in China. At the start of the Temple of Doom, It was called Obi-Wan Kenobi The Boers It was called the Canobi or something Yeah Ooh Jim, you got anything

Um No, I I reject goals Mm-hmm Well on that now You just No Goals are bad

But goals taint you Just live like a fucking dog Oh he's back on this I didn't live like a dog well I got a dog bed James I've slept in a dog bed under a bed with a dog not that uncomfortable

they look quite cozy actually dog beds it's sort of which human beds were designed more with like the the enclosure aspect yeah having the like walls around it is quite nice I love that I love feeling safe like that you know it's a very animalistic thing to feel safe when you sleep do you know what the best thing about my one is because I've got one of those

inbuilt like wardrobes. The bed, the only place the bed can actually go in the wall is like in so on both sides of the bed's a wall so I'm like in a little corner so no matter where I look I'm next to a wall

it's perfect. It's nice, yeah. It's so good. Can't be snuck up on on the night. Yeah, yeah, you can't be sneak attacked for two times damage in the middle of the night. But it means I can't go anywhere

if someone were to break in and by the wall. You have to attack, you have to have a plan, attack. So you've got to have your bedside weapon. Yeah, no, the iPad. Yeah, the iPad probably pretty good to be honest. It's just a weapon now. That's all it's used for.

It's there, if, in word case scenario. I've got sleepy Oleg. I just have my choice of shotguns, you know, my Nerf shotguns on the wall. Go off hallucinatory psychedelic. I have hallucinatory psychedelic drugs. See, no If someone did break in And you were quick enough

To hit them in the eye With the Nerf shotgun You, that would change the course of the battle You would need to use vats You would definitely need to use vats For that kind of accuracy Because it would It would really disorientate you

And you could just kick them down the stairs I might just anger them too And just No Do you ever wish that your house would get invaded? No, never. I want to be like Home Alone, you know. Cool montage, like in Home Alone 3, the best one.

This is my town. Watch your step as you come around. That's a song to play as he's preparing his house for us. This is Ruben's town. Watch your step when you come around. Is that the one that has Donald Trump in it? No, that's Home Alone 2, which is one of the, like, good ones. Oh, okay.

I thought you said two No, no, I'm gonna three He said three, try listening maybe Sorry On the hall to the right I was just too busy concluding the show You know

I want to come across Like a cool cat burglar And then it's sort of like a What, like an aerocondra Like tis Yeah like he's clicking Every On beat and stuff

There's like a whole A whole Like detective story trying to find out who the catburger is, like The Simpsons episode. See, I live in a ground floor flat, and for some reason that scares me more than the idea of a house,

even though technically, like, if I was going to break into somewhere, I wouldn't break into someone, like into a block of flats, I'd break into a house. For some reason, the ground floor flat seems more, it seems less protected than a house.

No, I get where you're coming from. But it's silly of me to think that, because... No, actually, it's quite reasonable. I heard 60% of ground floor flat livers Get burgled Get burgled and Butchard

Well on that note I mean I think I've That's it for this episode guys I'm dying over here Ro roo Okay Ro roo Make sure you subscribe to the

Fallout 76 subreddit Which we have nothing to do with But it's definitely recommended and just you know stay safe out there in the uh in the wilds appalachia yeah in the appalachia and the appalachian wilds row row row we'll goon you next time row row row