JAR Media Posdact - r/FNAF Strikes BACK - JARCast Episode 307

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:11 Housekeeping 11:00 r/FNAF Strikes Back 27:16 Mid Break 27:55 A $200 Million Dollar JAR Episode 29:42 Scary Childhood Shows 40:57 The Mud Maker of JAR 42:22 A Question for the JARLINGS 45:33 Cat v Dogs 46:45 Adapting Games into Shows/Movies 51:00 Gerbils v Hamsters 52:42 The Dibby Seep 57:04 Sisyphus and Nihilism 1:00:55 What to do if stuck with a 45 min wait at Swindon Train Station

I don't know what I actually I wish you could see Billy's little cute little head She's a little cute little head on the table right there Yeah, the last victim The original victim Mm hmm The diarrhea building The diarrhea building

Good afternoon, morning, morning, evening all night Ladies and gentlemen And welcome to this episode of the JAR Media Podcast episode 3707 a magnanimous step in the direction of infant in infinite infant the magnine opus of jar the magnine opus of jar hmm today me jamie joined by you alex me Alex and you James me James my companions along the arduous road towards infinite. JAR media infinite. Before we get too deep into the show,

I want to thank our nearly infinite patrons over at patreon.com for their support in making this show possible, including the audio versions found on Spotify and Apple. Oh, Billy little jump scare. Yeah, we'll do the patron names next episode. How we doing, fellas? Another day, another dollar, am I right?

Another day, another dollar. It's officially like the first actual week into the year. Yeah. So how do we feel having now approached and surpassed? Surpassed what? 2020. We're actually into 20203, like what's our feelings? What's our current projections of the year?

It's just back into the hamster wheel of endless rotation. Yeah, we might be discussing hamsters a little bit later. Just a little bit of housekeeping I want to throw out there. First being shout out to the JARCive RSS feed. Check out those old episodes. Also, a Jarling has actually started a JAR Media Clips channel that I wanted to shout out. Just search JAR Media Clips. Go and subscribe to that and check out their content.

Yeah, I'm messaging them, trying to figure out the best approach to that. Shorts. Yeah, yeah, shorts may be the answer. I don't know what, I've written down JAR swears for some reason. Jarre swears? I guess it's because... We're not allowed to swear anything. Recently, YouTube's kind of like adjusted their policy, so they're even more.

strict and they kind of already wear on language which it sucks. I would want to say like we just don't change anything but the problem is if your video gets flagged for anything it like murders it in the algorithm to such a degree where it's like this is like it will actually like be half compared to what it like should be um if it gets like dinged for something so just crazy. So if you hear random kind of noises or a little bit cover-ups, cover-ups, that'll be why. But real housekeeping, because we didn't do this segment, all the questions last episode, because it was the round-off episode. Or summary, whapped.

Yeah. And speaking of, there were a couple of things that I was actually shocked that we forgot to mention, just like high-referenced. Just want to bring up my favorite TV show of the year. the rehearsal it was genuinely one of the most hilarious and thought-provoking pieces of media i've ever seen you would love this gym nathan fielder's newest project where it's kind of the oh yeah yeah yeah where it's just taking that that crazy budget and like just like i don't even really want to describe anything about it more just like if you're a fan of nathan for you this is

like taking it to the next level um and yeah it gets quiet gets quite real um yeah it's really really ingenious like original thing i've never quite seen before um and the nice guy said i'm surprised that jim and alex didn't talk about better call saw and that was a big one that we forgot to mention because that was yeah that was definitely that was probably the best uh the best show i saw last year in terms of like writing and like payoffs and yeah just the way that all came together i feel like we mentioned it a couple times closer to when you finished it a month or so. Yeah, a big shout out to that one.

Bravo Vince said, The showrunners of Rings of Power wrote the screenplay for Star Trek 4 before that movie got into development hell. Abrams, being the current Star Trek Shepherd, must have liked it, and now we have to pay the price. Oh, that's how they know, or how JJ knew them. That is unfortunate, huh? Interesting one here from Atomic Catecumes.

Bit of a long one, but bear with me. Bebeger. First of all, Happy New Year. It's insane to think how I've been watching this podcast every week since the first episode in 2016, six years. I wanted to ask slash talk about something that's been bothering me as of late. Something I can't seem to escape from on the internet, no matter how hard I try. And that's the use of the word content. How do you feel about the word?

I've noticed you all use it a lot when talking about movies, TV, games, etc. It just feels like the onslaught of content is impossible to keep up with, as Alex put it in the episode. Is exactly the reason why I personally refrain from calling movies, TV, games, music and other forms of art content, because referring to all art as content, in my opinion, greatly takes away from the importance of engaging with said art when you use a phrase propagated by large media corporations who purposefully devalue art to encourage shoveling the next thing down audiences' throats. What baffles me further is when people willingly refer to themselves as content creators. It just seems so dehumanizing. For example, I'm sure some people may think of something like the jarcast is simply just content.

Hell, that was even a community in-joke slash meme here, where we'd all make up some you guys never said, and because there are so many episodes that could be seen as disposable, it's impossible to fact-check. However, there's truly an art to what you guys do, and I don't think that should ever be undercut by just referring to your work as surface-level content. Stuff like creating a healthy environment for yourselves and your viewers where you feel comfortable bringing up heavy topics such as mental health is truly admirable. For me personally, no longer calling art content has greatly improved my love of art.

I no longer look at things as a stepping stone to just getting to the next thing. Everything has so much more emotional value to me. Now, and I urge you boys to think about this too. I also personally find it lazy to lump all media forms under one banner, but that's just a whole different topic. topic. TLDR, nothing in art feels special when it's all just content, and I believe the word is evil and should never be muttered by any human born fresh ever again. Happy New Year once more. Here's to another excellent year for Jar. Great point. Yeah, happy New Year. I'm conflicted on this, because I'm like sick and tired of that word. Yeah, I guess when I've been saying it, what I would more accurately be saying is media. there's so much media yeah but also like like

like say Netflix it contains a lot of content like it's whether it's art or not like it there's like it's just a descriptor yeah

but the yeah I've always dislike the term content creator I've never liked that there's never been a good term for any of these things I would take YouTuber, bro. I would take YouTuber over content creator. Yeah. Because, yeah, it does sound corporate.

It does, and it also does sound corporate. Yeah. It does sound like it is, it has come up, like, that term, it was, like, spawned from a boardroom somewhere of, like, people, like, just being a cynical and, like, bottom line driven as possible. But, yeah, I like, I like the observations there. Yeah. It's something, like, appreciating. appreciating stuff now is much harder like appreciating art like I I inherently have access to all like pretty much all albums being released across the world

because it's all on Spotify so it's like I never have to like go and get it I never have to commit to that thing like 100% I don't have to put it in my record player and commit to you know enjoying that and then you don't even feel obligated like in the same way if you bought went out and bought a disc from yeah yeah you're probably gonna you're more likely probably to listen to that yeah you would a new album that just released on Spotify and it didn't grab you in the first five minutes mm-hmm and then there's like my my gaming backlog where it feels more like a task list than a yeah than things I want like I just want to

spend time with and enjoy um and then like movies like I was just saying about Netflix all the stuff on there and all these subscriptions I'm with yeah it feels like there's never been like more just stuff being made yeah yeah so like the filtering process is than it difficult it's just much harder for something to be special now mm-hmm which is why like studios producers in any field are so nervous about making anything new because it's so risky like they just saw the past week that um original netflix show um i can't remember what it's called 1922 or something like that um 1949 um by the guys who made that show dark which is quite a respected like enjoyed show um been cancelled after one season um and netflix is notorious for that

you get onto these great ideas you know whether it'd be mind hunter uh that dark crystal thing so at a certain point it's like training people to not get invested as well yeah so what's the point if there's a story being established and there's a 70% chance

it's not going to be continued and the ones that like don't even need to be continued like a stranger things or something get a million just because it gets the most viewers yeah yeah and they like need it the least

yeah interesting to think about I'll tell you what is interesting to think about though I'll be rich as can move us into this topic one that's I don't know

it's been brewing for a while hope they address arguably the biggest event of the year the James FNAF controversy that is sweeping the nation

so for those who are a bit behind on this tale this this gift box that keeps on giving oh this is a dream come true for me boys

this is like I don't even need to do the trolling anymore yeah it's beautiful worms out there digging tunnels so somehow uh this has been explained in previous cast or whatever um the the the ars slash fnaf subreddit has been infiltrated by jarlings and one of the mods i think or the main mod is a jarling who is kind of i don't know he's sewn the seeds of jar like the banner is

just all of jah um and it's an extremely active subred it's got like 20k people on it and growing by the day people are posting on it constantly about like which which version of spring traps the funniest do it with like votes and stuff but every now and again like little things sneak through the cracks i've compiled a bit of a list of like some of the recent chaos that has been going on because it's been going crazy to the point where I couldn't actually find what sparked this latest adventure going on over there, but it's something to do with a jarling is sowing these seeds kind of spreading this story that James is the true creator of Fnaf and Scott Cawthorne, is that his name?

Yes. Actually stole the idea from James. So, yeah, I've compiled some of these recent posts, and I thought it would be interesting. To go through a couple of these. Yeah, let's do, I'll start with this one. Who T.F. is James. Who the T.F. is James.

Where T.F. is James. Who T.F. is James. I really can't tell if this whole James thing is a joke. Please tell me. Look, man, we can't give most of the info away because it's an ongoing legal battle. If we revel too much, then maybe we negatively affect it. Fact is that,

FNAF was James's idea. You'll hear much more about it soon. And then these poor FNAF fans that get into the replies. Look up why FNAF was created. Then, you might believe it's Scott who created Fnaf. There's a reply. Valid rebuttal. No, Scott didn't do it. That's the whole point. He stole it all. STFU, I swear to God, you people are damn stupid. It literally has a behind-the-scenes things of Scott.

Sure, buddy. Just keep believing what you want to stand, stay blind. Ooh. It's quite serious and Scott better have a damn good legal team. If you consider vicious theft from the true creator James a joke, then yes it is. Jim James S. Sterling never made FNAF. He just called it scary and Scott made it a scary game. Someone replied to that.

We're talking about James, parentheses Jordan, House, who created the games but did not get any credit. Because Scott stole the code. And someone replied to it just saying, who? Some people still believe he's the FNAF creator when it was literally proven to be a hoax like three or four years ago. Source? Is there a source that James exists? No. Well, the FNAF fandom is split. Let's look at this post.

People still believe the lie that Scott made the FNAF series when in actuality James created FNAF. The Google Docs are out there. Fourchan has exposed this, and Tucker Carlson even addressed it on Fox News two years ago. How are the sheep still not waking up to the truth? Head up, Gooners. The real Fnaf fans stick with the truth.

Master Muncher out. Oh, this is from user the Master Muncher. I love that these I've got like an evil little black cat sitting on my lap Yeah, you've got FNAF creation slicing up your leg as we speak I do It's disgusting to me that people are trying to write this off As some inside joke to discredit it

I thought higher of this fandom But I guess that was undeserved Trolling is just gaslighting Yeah, it's gas like gatekeep And then go boss Someone actually comments the saying Who cares? Where was that James for 10 years? Is it too late to come and say,

Yeah, I was robbed in 2011, so I want my games back. The is nothing he can do now. You, that's what you think. But then you get, you get juicy, you get juicy posts like, What does piss a dick mean? Is it some sort of inside FNAF joke? And what does the person Alex have to do with it? This subreddit is very confusing.

Top comment on it with 34 upbirds. It's the original name for Golden Freddy. Pissor being a reference to his colour. Dick, a reference to his original name. Jesus Christ. Gas sign actual kids. Yeah, that is true. Take the whole James thing more seriously.

How, where did you find these? Because I did not. Because I know that some of them leaked out until the actual five nights of Freddy's. Sub-edit, the actual one, not the fanaf. Oh, Snash Flaff. Oh, Snash Flaff. Frankly, I'm tired of this James stuff. This sub-reddit seems to be full of these trolls who rudely deny that James is the original creator of the game.

He got ripped off and his code was stolen. It is obvious. It is time to do something about these trolls. Justice for James. What do you say, James? What's your retort? I was working really hard at the time That's why the game seems to be pretty like You know low effort and bad

It's just because I was an actual kid, you know Yeah My coding skills weren't the best But I tried They improved quite a lot by the time you got around to Slash Flaff Yeah I like it when people comment stuff

Like I would gladly accept that If you could actually give me some proofs Someone replied saying Literally just open your eyes. Are y'all trolling or not? Because everywhere I look, I can't find any proof of some dude named James making Fnaf. How are you a Fnaff fan and you don't know about James?

Dude, stop spreading lies. The truth is everywhere. Tell me where to find the truth then. Everywhere, they literally just said. Looked it up on Google. Nothing about James came up and it just said stop. Scott Cawthorne created Fnaf. That's what they want you to believe. Oh my god, there's so many people asking for proof.

Actual proof, please? It's as obvious as anything. There's nothing on the damn internet about James. Don't be a smart ass. Bitch, the goddamn article is proven to be fake. So is James. Oh yeah, some jarlings were going as far as to like fake articles. and linking to them to try and...

Jesus Christ. It runs deep. If this is like an ARG, an actual ARG, James AIG. Yeah, they're making the Flap ARG. Then it's going to get so big that James is actually going to be... You're going to release your own horror game. That will be the end of the A.O.

Or I've become, like, one of the animatronics in FNAFLA. Oh, my God, yeah. Some of them seem to be kind of, you know, catching on a little bit. I feel like this subreddit has gone downhill. I don't know what it is, but everything just feels plain to scroll through Nothing really grabs me like it used to Parentheses. Okay, I sound like an idiot. I skip this subreddit sometimes when I'm scrolling through others Just saying this and not criticizing anyone here as a person Then there's one comment on it with minus four downvils

Is it hacked abandoned or joking because I read the about and rules and it totally looks satire. It's not stopping people from posting them, man. You can't stop the FNAF fans. No. I'm just like, why would anyone, like, why would a FNAF fan ever join it? Like, why?

Um, because maybe it's not about discovering enjoyable FNAF content. Maybe it's about creating your own. And I guess it's the underdog FNAF read it as well, because there's a huge one. There's like a 200 plus thousand. Yeah, so you find the real ones in the, the us slash FNAF.

Having the conversations that need to be had instead of, you know. But then some of the change stuff has leaked onto the actual. That's what we want. That's what we need. Joe Biden's going to be talking about it in a year. Five days ago, there was this post. James is getting clawed in the ankle. It was on my hands.

I moved my hand. It's just like ankle. I think I just spoke to James. I saw a man working at a Walmart the other day who had James on his name tag, and I heard him say, I wouldn't be working here if Scott didn't steal my game code for the hit going five nights at Freddy's under his breath when he saw my FNAF pin badge.

So I asked him what happened and he said Scott stole my game code for the hit game Five Nights at Freddy's I cannot believe that Scott stole his code for the hit game Five Nights at Freddy's Hashtag Justice for James Yeah So head over to our slash FNAF and join in the fun

Yeah everyone get in there Piling Woo Yeah I want to say I you know ever since I told that poo story on the cast

I have been having way more close calls really maybe it's like coded into your subconscious now well yeah my brain is like well you've done it once you might as well crack on

like I've thought about that concept as well as like if I had absolutely no inhibitions and I was like all I wanted to do was get fun stories to tell on a podcast

how far would I be willing to go, you know? Yeah, but also how easy would it be? Yeah, there's also the option of just lying. Yeah, but you... Then there's no weight. Yeah, you don't get the sparks of like... You have to be like, Waki and Finner.

You need to be like a proper good actor, you know? Yeah, and just start crying. Whereas if it's something crazy, you actually did. You can actually explain it a bit better. Yeah. Like, we've never lied about us. Don't we? Andre.

You did that once? The dog in the other one. The dog was doing a really loud fart in my office. But the thing is that wasn't completely untrue. No, here we go. No, the dog, the dog was actually in my office at that time. It was a huge golden retriever and it did fart. But it obviously wasn't a quiet room.

I just heard it freaked out. So it did. Part of it is true. I just had to extend it and that was a bet with Jamie anyway. Yeah. We said that we made a joke about I can make Alex believe anything I was saying and I pulled that out on my arm and it worked

Just the other day I was going up the stairs with Paisley And about four steps Like each step had a little Paisley fart with it I don't know if it's just like a golden retriever thing Because Max would do the same Is Paisy not triggered? By farts She gets embarrassed

No because this is the thing if I fart or even Gaius farts, if I sniff, guys do you see like scream at me. He'll get really aggressive and scream. Really? Yeah. So if I start,

if I, if there's like a nice candleboy and I start sniffing, he'll be in the other room and he'll just start howling at me. Because he's been like triggered to think it's his own fart. Well, if we're talking farts and this kind of thing

and this creature is right here. Big shit Billy. Big shit, Billy. Big shit, Billy. I realized how big her sh**s are recently because, you know, I looked after her for a bit. She does bigger sh** than me. She does bigger shits than me.

I don't know what it is. She's like, I know, she's quite a petite cat. Yeah, she's tiny. Like, she's like my two fies. But yeah, you were here the other day and I was like, what? Yep. Yep, she's done one.

Like, it stinks up like two floors of the house. Whenever she goes in her litter tray. Yeah, literally, when I came here to, like, feed her and stuff. It was just like, oh, she's done one. I can smell it. It's just already like, like, stanked out that whole house. And I would assume it was like from, you know, when she's on the hunt, like getting stuff. But she hasn't been on the hunt for like ages. She's just been inside. She's been a house cat for like months. Well, she's eating and then just lounging and poo poo. But it's just think, how couldn't her poos be that big when she's

eating? Just like a sashet of goo. It's like the whole, it's like the whole thing just gets compressed into shit because they're not they're not like I'm just like loose and really sluffy they're like actually dense fiss so if you can press one of those packets down her poos are bigger than that

so I don't know where that she eats a lot of biscuits she doesn't even though you actually might need to start cutting down on the biscuit do you think so yeah because she's getting too chunk she's chunking up big time she always chunks up in winter that's a classic Billy move

winter billy yeah but the thing with Those biscuits, if she's feeling them that day, she'll just sit and eat a bowl, the whole bowl. Have you seen those videos of cats just like opening their mouths and just like their whole mouth full of biscuits in the bowl and they just close their mouth, like squeezing like. There's that one that's the only way the cat knows our toys is like, it's weird because I really don't associate cats with like biscuits. It's more of a dog thing in my mind. associate cats with like gluttony at all but sometimes like when when they're just that little bit more hungry my god does she go for it and you can hear her eating from like the other house

yeah because like a month back she was like in my bedroom um and her bowl of biscuits was on the ground so at like three in the morning four in the morning you just hear she sounds like um Minecraft Steve eating a piece of pork yeah she's a loud eater even she's eating the slop the the sashay slop she is quite loud yeah the midnight slop don't think that on me well see after these messages Bye bear bear I do declare Buy bear bear

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Welcome to the second half of the jarcast where you can head over to the suggestion thread on us slash jar media and ask us any question you feel like just like mr tenma did which episode would you adapt into a two hundred million dollar blockbuster what what what what what which jar episode oh my god normal episode yeah stupid what would like what would you like realistically what would you do with that money that we'll put like a green we'll put like loads of monitors on the floor and in the grack background and just make it the same episode. Yeah, imagine like a screen on the floor.

Joe Rogan episodes. Load of screens of different Joe Rogan episodes. You know that dome that they make like the Mandalorian. Yeah, but Joe Rogan. Use that. Yeah. It could be like in-juring. But we're like sat in front of ourselves.

Watching in Joe Rogan. And we can CGI youngify ourselves to look the way we did. Yeah, we can spend all the budget on like deep faking. Ourselves. Yeah. That's a good idea. We could, yeah, we can add it. in like crazy clips to the normal and stuff.

Yeah, get celebrity guests. Get some impersonators. Yeah. No, pay celebrities to be us. What celebrity would you choose to be you? Henry Cavill. That's like the obvious fucking choice. Alex?

Like for, if this is the normal episode movie. Yeah. Hmm. Blonde actors. Ryan Gosling. Yeah. One goal's thing, Hemmer Caval and, um... Daniel Radcliffe.

Yeah. Okay. And who plays Billy? Yeah. No, we just, we make Billy bigger. Have, have, like, a panther. Yeah. Like a real pan.

Yeah, you can have John Fevereaux. You can animate the panthero from, uh, jungle book. I want to be like you. Uh, please come to Dingle says, Have you seen the tweenies? And what's the strangest show you ever saw as a kid? Uh, boo bars. Boobars were whack, dude.

Did you ever see boo bars, James? You never watched boo bars? No, I'm not going to sit up. What, what were you going to say? Is there, like, some crazy... Bubars? I've seen boobies. Boobers.

It was like... something to do with like when you got home from school if you got there early enough, boo bars was just ending. So you saw like the last few minutes of boo bars. And I think I think a like a qualification for kids

like baby shows is to have like taken at least like five hallucinogenics. Yeah. Yeah. At the same time. You got to be a fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. You've got to like have seen some some shit from

another dimension. That's the thing about the telitubbies, like, why is the baby a son? Yeah. Or the son a baby, I should say. Why is the best newspaper around a sun in the sky in the telitubbies universe? Yeah.

Spitting all the truths. Prince Harry is a cock. What was your actual answer, though, James? The strangest show you ever saw as a kid? things. I can't even say. Why is it? Because I didn't really deviate deep into like the

cartoon world at that time. But boobars aren't cartoon, they're real. No, but I didn't, I've known. They found them. They discovered them. It's a documentary. I don't know what boobars are. You don't want to know, man. I don't know, but I can't really say.

Half-Life 1 was real and on the border dimension. Were boobars. We're boobars. Oh, those, okay, yeah, they... SuperDoo Pesimos was weird as well, we talked about that before. We just let James and meet Buba. This is just the intro, it's like half an hour long.

Yeah. It's intercontinental ballistic missile. This is really, really deranged. strange. What the actual? The same? Yeah, dude. It's Australian.

Of course it's Australian. It's the boobars. It's the fucking boobars. Yeah, they're just native in the Australian outback. Yeah. Oh, it's China. Oh, they're worldly. Why are the kids like hysterically saying?

This is the intro? Is this really the intro? What the... It doesn't establish fucking anything. I hope it shows them. Intercontinental ballistic Bieber. I was not. Okay, it was not expected. I was not ready for that.

Okay, so those confused, like, go on the one uploaded by dat fuzzy sheep. Just watch all of it. And you'll understand. I was, I really thought that, I didn't, I was not expecting that at all. I'm not going to say what it was either. Jesus no no this is this is no I genuinely in terms of memes there's nothing that fission more than that unexpected that just it's like the fucking toy story one I don't know why wow yeah so that's definitely my answer

yeah I don't remember again down like that. Well, you mentioned in the Super Dipsumas, yeah. Yeah, that's weird. It was like, the whole, the whole butts thing. Mm. They got butts. Yeah. Which, I mean, isn't wrong. Jesus Christ. I remember our cousin was obsessed with In the Night Garden, which I found quite creepy. Oh, yeah. No, in the Night Garden was quite, like, weirdly creepy. The things like babies find soothing are like really creepy as Dwayne.

Yeah. Yeah. Like horror movies, you can like repurpose them for horror movies and they would be as effective. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I mean, you love telitubbies. Me? As a little baby. But telly toby's wasn't that weird.

Bro. It's very weird. You've seen the bear in the lion, I presume. No. You're joking. You haven't seen Bear and the Lion? No, everyone talks about how scary it is, but I didn't see it as a kid,

so it's not that scary to me. No, but here's the thing we've talked about this because I didn't watch like kids shows when I was growing up. I watched Top Gear. I'm there. And I'm coming. Is this why you're scared of bears?

Oh, shit. It might be. Is this terrified you as a kid? I feel like it a lot of kids from this ear all It's kind of got FNAF scariness to it Yeah, no, that's exactly what it is, it's the eyes What were they thinking with this? It's creepy, man

I don't think it's creepy I think it's quite cute Is the lion scary the line is a bit more munted oh my god wait would a bear beat a lion in a fight well speaking of like childhood traumas actually I was thinking about this one um I was telling someone the other day

um like the reason I'm so scared of E.T. the extraterrestrial our our granddad like he moved to Wales and like lived in this he lived in the top floor of this like crazy mansion it was like a mansion

It was a mansion A mansion like a really old Resident Evil ass mansion Yeah in the middle of nowhere Yeah we're talking like What was it Four floors Yeah four floors

or five floors and then like three bedrooms on each floor yeah yeah it was absolutely colossal huge so scary and with like a basement which just you don't see in the UK yeah massive place yeah in the middle of nowhere just the creepiest environment this like ancient decor it was like super rundown like gas leaks and all sorts like my granddad lived in the top floor of it he like rented the top floor as like a flat type situation um and when I was like a young kid uh on the very bottom floor there was kind of like a living room with the tv set and i was down there by myself watching like et and everyone else went like went upstairs to like my granddad's flat so it was like night in the dark watching the beginning of et which

for those who haven't seen that movie like before you see et there's this kind of suspenseful buildup to like revealing him with the ball and the reesey's PCs um um um um And I was, like, bricking it. I was, like, so scared. I remember it's so clearly, like, just being, like, so scared that I was, like, frozen, just, like, forced to watch E.T. Until, like, one, either mom or dad came down to check on me and saw me, like, just bricking it. And we're, like, he turned it off and then took me up. But that was the reason I didn't see the Phantom Menace at the cinema.

Because of an E.T. clip. Yeah, there was like this Spielberg like trailer thing before the Phantom Menace and it showed E.T. And my dad had like taken me to see the Phantom Menace as like my first movie is like this big deal. But I got so scared

of that intro thing that we had to leave. Oh my gosh. But that big mansion horrible house thing, my granddad just this Christmas when we're talking to him about it, he was just like, oh yeah,

Yeah, do you know how many people have, like, killed themselves in that house? No, there's... It's like two or three people from that family that, like... It was owned by a family who had four kids. Yeah, that was... One of them survived. One of them died of dysentery. One of them hanged themselves in that house.

And I can't... I think the other one shocked themselves. Yeah. So, like, as a kid, like, it was weird. Like, you kind of picked this stuff up and it was weird. there was something off about that place it's horrible yeah but also kind of like fascinating and cool yeah like quite exciting and um yeah because there was this like there was this like old barn like round the owls were yeah yeah they had barn owls in in that barn which is what made

it cool but like thinking about it it's like a really creepy location yeah i'd love to go back um now but i'm pretty sure it's demolished really i think so yeah because they they tried to like rent it out I think, but like, no, I wanted to go there. Hell no. Yeah. Yeah. And when you say the middle of nowhere, like, actually, like, there was nothing around. Yeah, nothing.

You had to probably drive 20 minutes to get to, like, a shop or something. Mm-hmm. Just to get some milk or whatever. Yeah. We never went there as adults. No. Yeah. That's where camera zombies was made.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we should try and get a copy of it. of that and share it well yeah Brian death scene says my favorite James quote is I'm an experienced man when it comes to diarrhea

is he still the mud maker of jar no who's the mud maker of jar I probably says either of you it might be me why is it me right before we started recording we both did a poop and I was in and out

no but I was just that longer because I had a spicy one because I had a Wagamama lunch that that probably means that you are more of a diarrhea man it wasn't diarrhea though I haven't got diarrhea at the moment I do

I do relatively big shit like big or long like wide what do you mean are we talking like a wall of toilet wall no like a big spring roll from the Chinese

you know I know exactly what you're saying I don't like that Well, let's just say, you know, there's, you know, what Johnny and Oxel said, it's like, you're never good, like, under three wipes, right? You're never good under three wipes? Yeah, you take, you at least, it's free wipes.

You need at least three wipes to be clean, right? To be sure. But sometimes it's like 40 or 30. Yeah. After you've had your three red balls and a don't know. Yeah, that's more like a whole entire wall. this is an interesting one from leg 27 question after all the questions you've been asked by the jarlings

do you three have any questions you'd like to ask the jarlings in return uh no what do you want yeah what do you want from us what do you want what do you need if as a community you could come together and choose one thing what would it be? It'll be Alex to get a mullet.

No, I think it would be for you to get a mullet. Yeah, I'm not getting a mullet. Alex would look best of it. That's a fact. That's an actual fact. You're pretty much there, but I just trim the side. I'm trying to get the curl as curl as possible. I've never done it as an adult, and I feel like, you know,

it's worth doing at least once. I'm going to getty. I'm not my hair. My hair situation is just what it is It doesn't have to be that way I used to think this way like you But then I open Pandora's mullet I once I've

Accomplished things in life And I feel like I'm satisfied in one or two areas I might pursue the hair path But until then What? It's like a skill tree Yeah You gotta like go all in on one

What like benefits do you get Once you go down the hair path What like skills Sex appeal okay that is yeah that's it okay yeah I'm still I'm still I'm still I'm still I'm still trepidious because I still stand by most mullets I see look horrendous there was this it was like a month or two back there was this like he must have been around like year nine or something no way so that's that kind of

age like in McDonald's yes it was like no I remember you you point out to me And I was like, Jesus, that's an awful mullet. Yeah, he looked like his hairdresser had f***ed him up. It looked awful. It looked so bad. It looked awful. No, it's like you shouldn't be trying to attempt a mullet when you're that young. Like, come on.

You need a bit of fucking experience. I don't know, man. It's crazy. No, but you're the only man who can pull it off. The only man in the world. Yeah. Thanks I appreciate that

Thoughts? You got no more questions for the jarlings then How much money to give me a tickle tummy Ooh, new goal New patron goal Yeah But this is like their patron goal Like I'll pay them for a

single tummy. Man, it would be so good to just be like a dog, you know? Yeah. And that'd be a cat. Walk in, do a funny thing and then be like... Yeah, you're just like get a massage.

Hey bitch. If you had to be a cat or a dog, which would you be? Do I... Is the owner, like, good? Yeah. In both situations, they're the same owner. Yeah, like, you get to be pays or Billy.

Am I in? indoor cat or like an outside one or like that you get to choose you're yeah I feel like maybe being an outside cat would be the answer you got that freedom yeah also you've got guaranteed meal

which to you would be delicious yeah but you got hunted so it's stimulating your brain in ways that being inside won't you're doing both though like even if you have a bad hunt that day you're going back and you're getting that lovely jelly gooey sashay salmon

and even then like if that's not good enough You just find another house That will probably just give you Another sashet Yeah Cats have that freedom To just find new owners They are

They are infidelic What They're infidelic Yeah Boom boom Yeah Sorry that being They don't care about the love you give

Because they'll just go get it from someone else Hey bitch I love you New offer 4090 says Hey Mingers Recently I was re-watching an early episode of the cast And one of the boys said that no game Could ever be adapted to a film or a TV show

I personally don't agree with this Considering a lot of games nowadays A very story oriented with little to no player input Personally I think the Wolf Among Us Would have been a great adaptation along with some other games Love the cast Bing Bongs And Alex officially got me hooked on Lego Worst Jarre member

Thanks a game that's developed to be a game at its most gaming form cannot be adapted into a movie we're not talking about the last of us because that's not a game for being a game that's a movie making that's a movie that's a game trying to be a movie it's different devil may quite can't be a movie the pacing of a game the pacing of a game is designed to be good for gameplay and the way they roll out story is designed to be good for gameplay like to keep you engaged with the game there's a different pace with a TV show

or a movie you know like if I'm playing a game like Breath of the Wild is a great example that would be a tough one to adapt but like the story is terrible it sucks yeah like it cut scenes are like hilarious yeah they're embarrassing

bad um it doesn't matter it really doesn't and it's it's just like a bit of context for the what you're doing in the game stuff you're doing in the game that you want to do because the game is so fun yeah i i feel slightly i feel like anything can be adapted it's just that most of the time it's pointless it's pointless a bad idea or is difficult and requires a skill set that most people doing this do not have. That's probably why the majority of adaptations of things based that were originally games are bad. Sure, now we're getting the, we are getting arcanes, we are getting edge runners, we are getting this HBO Last of Us. So there are actually more examples of like things potentially being a bit better.

But even then, like there's millions of caveats. caveats like arcane like it's not an adaptation it's using like it's like the world yeah because the edge one isn't trying to be cyberpunk 2074 it's not trying to to be like johnny silverhands like story it's just like

this is the world here's an anime that seems to be the way to do it yeah it's just using the world that's been established through the game and what people like but like stories like games like bioshop or yeah and the thing is as well is that often like a world is made so that they can tell the story they want to tell it's like the world serves the story as much as vice versa so it's rare you actually get one like cyberpunk yes definitely a rarity and I think you've said it before where it's like annoying how they kind of feel the need like almost like they feel like they're not good enough like it's not a complete IP until it has

its movie or TV show. Yeah. Why can't Half-Life just be a game? And that's the best form it can possibly be in. It doesn't need to be in a game. Yeah, it just has to be in Free Guy. It was, wasn't it? Yeah, the gravity gun. Gravity gun. And the portal gun. Yeah, but the portal gun didn't look right.

No. Yeah, I just think it's more of a as I was saying earlier with like new IPs are so risky. What is, what are the most valuable intellectual properties at the moment in like pop culture and everyone's mind's eye video games they haven't been farmed for movies and TV quite like other things have been so get ready because the floodgates are really open mm-hmm

George is not okay says gerbils are better than hamsters all my life I've had gerbils I've had a hamster as well but gerbils are so inconsist inconceivably better. It always confuses me confused me growing up why they weren't more popular pets than hamsters. They won't even sell you gerbils unless they're bought with at least one buddy. Jirbles have to be in groups and yet I take my three gerbils over a single hamster. They're so friendly, so sociable and also don't require tons of care either.

They're the perfect pet for children also. They also do things like shit in one specific place and tidy their home themselves. They like to live in a clean, organized cage, so they just do it. They're also way funnier as well and very cute. I get my three gerbils out all at once. Shut my living room door and just leave them to it sometimes. They are perfectly intelligent and never harm themselves at all. They take care of each other as well, which is very sweet. Oh, and by the way, they're not nocturnal, so they actually sleep when you do. Campsters. Yeah, that's a fucking really valid point man

that's a very well read for i'm very well read you read that with a lot of like passion man like i it was george's not okay's like passion of a gerbils was really sparking something in that you know that hamster episode we did a few weeks back and i did that like horrible thumbnail with that oh my god there was like a comment at two that was just like i hate when one's like this appear in my feed it's just so disgusting Awesome Kill Baster Kill says hi Jar Was just watching a non-jar related podcast

And heard one of the people used the term Dibby in reference to a dibby Either this means that Dibby is catching on Or it means the podcaster is a JAR fan If the latter is true Then this has big implications Because the podcast is not only filmed In the Yogs cast office

But they also work for Yogs Does this mean that the Yogs have officially infiltrated did that. Stay Shway, Jal, KBK. I went on it and I listened to it and it's real. What? It was like a Doctor Who podcast. Do you want me? Should I show you?

Well, no, we're expecting a check. White it. Post it. We are, you owe us royalties. That's our intellectual property. Yeah? Man, I was just looking at the Yogscast channel the other day because there was some post on the subreddit or something about it.

And I was just looking at how many like total views they have on that channel and it's like two, three billion. Jesus. I, she has half a billion. I don't understand how something can have that many views. Yeah, let alone what like a Mr. Beast or something like that has. Oh, it's like a billion. A billion is such a ridiculous number. it like makes a million look tiny

I miss the time code 504 I think Boobie Boobbies Boadie The biggest Christmas toy of this year Well yeah I don't know Yeah is it is it so

Is it Doctor Who's answer to Grobu I kind of I mean Every show needs a dibby Every show needs a little Every show needs a dibby What? come on wait is it the thing from a show

from like that's called a dibby is it in no bro if you search dibby on google the second result is jah i'm pretty sure let me double let me fact check that let me make sure what the

uh every show needs a dibby mother of fiss we've got our dibby why shouldn't have said that yeah Dibby Jiamedia Wicchio There's unfortunately a song called Dibby Dibby sound From DJ Fresh and J Faye

And Nick Cannon So that's That's something Here's a question there Is Billy a dibby Cats kind of are dibbies Do you think? Yeah

I don't know if Billy is I look on the Dibby No She's too fierce no but the dibbies can be aggressive they can be powerful and threatening yeah like Pikachu's a dippy and Pikachu's got abilities yeah yeah but he's not like vindictive

let's be honest I think Pikachu's no no this is no no no you're wrong Pikachu is the main character ash is the dibby that is a take that's a hot take that's the spicy take I'm not sure I feel about that but I think I I appreciate that. No, here's the thing. Could you see a Pokemon show without Pikachu?

No. Could you see a Pokemon show without Ash? That's happening. Yeah, but yeah, he's got, he's actually... They're retiring Ash. Yeah. There you go. He won his championship.

But they're not retiring in Pikachu. Mm. Dibby Ash. Ash is a dibby. Jesse and James are dibbies. No. What's their Pokemon? Was it Mr. Mime? No, it was, um, Miaoth.

Oh, yeah, Miaoth. They'd like learn English. Hey, I'm Miaoh. Hey, I'm Miao over here. Hey, it's me Mouth over here. Wasn't it voiced by Tony Soprano? What? I thought it was Joe Peske.

Peschi. Um. Oh, my, eh. Hey, uh, I'm Miaofe over you. Let's, uh, penultimate this one. revert to monkey okay hey Alex I had a similar response to everything everywhere all at once and you hit the nail on the head saying that the villain of the movie is nihilism you've said in the past that your mind works logically and so when you have issues it helps to learn as

much as possible about the subject to deal with it on the topic of nihilism and overcoming it i found the myth of sycophis to be really helpful while the actual character in his story come from the ancient greeks the french philosopher albert camus uses it as a framing device to explore hopelessness, helplessness and the struggle of living, as well as the different responses people have to it. The ultimate conclusion is that Sisyphus must be happy. I don't claim to understand or actively believe everything he writes in the essay, but for me, it makes more than enough sense to give me some real peace in that area. Cheers. I'm rolling a rock up that hill. I'm rolling a rock for the god of the underworld. Yeah, I'm a big fan of the Sisyphus story.

yeah um i liked it in hades as well yeah really good really he was really cheerful as well in that yeah yeah because i i think that sort of is the moral of the story you know he's like just sort of he's like well might as well get bulk yeah might as well get back to it might as well bulk and you just start, you know, Sigma male grind setting it. Make a deal with Sisyphus. Make a deal with Hades.

Oh, geez. The second one looks good. Hades 2, yeah, I'm excited. I was thinking about that game earlier. I haven't played, since finishing God of War, I haven't really played anything. Yeah, you need to finish Dark Souls 3. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, they're going to put a pause on that. Yeah, you better put a pause on it because you've got a new fucking king in town. Yeah, no baby bitch for you, bitch. And you ain't going to leave once it grabs you. You can explain what this new bee is? Everyone knows. Anyone who's got some nice dopamine in dopamine receptors knows what game we're talking about.

We're talking a game that gives you the dopamine on, on drip. Yeah. You're on drip with that doping machine. You want to leave, but you ain't leaving. Destiny 2. Episode named Dopamine machine. Dope is mean machine. It's anyone who's a PC gamer has probably fallen victim to it at some point because you can't. You have to. In this civilization. We've got back into it again. Jim gifted me sieve on Steam. And you're gonna play it because it's the most fucking brain juicy,

you see jungle ever. Yeah, it's like the genre of music jungle as a game. Yeah. Oh, you know, I'm going to download it right away. Because you're just like, oh, it's 11 o'clock, I need to go to bed.

Yeah, Abraham Lincoln's cover for me. Four hours later, it's like, let me just commit this last war crime. Let me just drone strike this last innocent family. Why, you're really selling me on it. I'm hyped. You can build mex and have them... What was the actual question, though? Something about making a deal with God or Sisyphus?

I can't remember. Sisyphus. Dopamine destruction. No, Sisyphus has figured out the dopamine drip. He has. Yes, that's. And it's a Skinnerbox game design. What?

Okay. Okay. Okay, let's end on this one then from Barnacle Sama What do I do if I have a 45 minute wait at Swindon train station Don't Just call it quick Yeah, just don't bother it

No, except I had this happen to me a few weeks back No, you didn't I did No Why were you in Swindon? Yeah, why were you at the train station? Because for some reason

The Chippenham station was Like, you couldn't go there So you had to go It was when I went to Wales You had to go all the way back to Swindon And then go to Shindon It was like a really weird But I was stuck in Swindon

So I got I went to get a coffee from a thing there And I said can I get flat white And they went Do you want that small or large? Oh my God And then I was like I don't know what to say

It's a flat white It doesn't come in large Of course that'd happen in Swindon Well, is it not more about the ratios than it is the quantity? I've never seen that before, apart from that one place. Yeah, but is it not... Normally specifically every other coffee joint. Like, there's the sizes, and for a flat white, there's one.

There's one option. It's a flat white, there can only be one. Do you not piss me off once? What? I was working in a hotel, right? We had like a menu of the coffees we do. ain't no flat white anywhere to be seen everything's one size

and this mother fuck walks up this was like before everyone knew what a flat white was and I was like 18 and this mother's like I'll have a flat white thank you and I was like what so you want a white coffee

and they were like no I want a flat white and I was like tell me more what do you mean bro yeah what is this this intricate potion um and then they they just described it to me and i was like oh right you want a latte so i made them a latte and put it down and was like there's your flat white and they were like thank you just drank it no complaint they didn't even notice no idiot actual idiot flat whites like no no they're not idiot I think if you're putting milk in coffee

you're a pussy o-tank so hmm you know would when James was at mine for Halloween

for Halloween we found this like coffee YouTuber oh my god that the ASMR coffee guy there's this guy he's got like 1.7 million subs

from just coffee content and he's like goes intricately into details how to make a really good French press coffee and it's actually like land this guy's talking some sense I'm getting drawn into this coffee malarkey.

He's the kind of guy where like if, you know, you came into your house and you're like, oh, do you like a drink or whatever? Yeah, I'll have a coffee. You'd be like embarrassed to serve him whatever you had. It would be like horrible. Yeah, he's clearly like really passionate about coffee and knows everything about it.

Yeah. The thing is I can respect that to a degree. It's when it starts to infiltrate my beverage consumption. But it doesn't though, I don't think. Because it can probably change the way you make coffee which will eventually make your coffee better for you You'd have nicer coffee by just following this guy Like the French press video

It was the most simple thing It was like, don't press the French press down Just leave it at the top Well yeah Everyone knows that No but he goes so far that he's like Make sure the water's filtered Leave it for like 10 minutes

Yeah leave it 10 minutes Let it brew Yeah let it move But that's not what coffee is for. Coffee is a tool. You don't get your hammer out and then weigh it to be perfectly... It depends what you're making. No, if you're hammering a...

Into a... He did this great video where he like... He ranked all of the instant coffees from every supermarket. He ranked them. Like the own brand... He poured like the exact same amount into all these different like glasses. coded them and then like went down through the all of them to find the best one what's the best one can't remember you'll have to watch the video he his voice is really relaxing like

it's like soothing just like how the coffee process should be yeah like i've i've considered it since i've watched their videos when i use my mockapot mm-hmm filled water the way i boil it's a bit different and as soon as it's done i move it to the side and let it i sit let it brew a little bit Really good coffees. I make some really nice coffees now. But my guy's got some facts. He's just talking, truth. It's the same with like enjoying wine and whiskey and certain foods. It's like... Yeah.

It gets to a point where the minute details of like improved flavor that I have to like tap into a part of my mind. to discover these fresh aspects where I eat because I need to and I drink coffee because I feel tired. But here's like a good kind of analogous thing. Recently it was James's birthday. We went to this French restaurant. James and I shared this insane steak. A chateubriand. Absolutely delicious crazy.

I've never had a steak. uh yeah it wasn't prepared like that i was like embarrassed like the the waiter comes out and there's on this like wheelie thing and i cut it they cut it in front of you while you're sat there like ding ding waiting for it to like be put on your plate there's that yeah and then there's like getting a steak from a supermarket and doing it yourself you know like i don't a lot of people would eat that steak and not notice the quality you had to i had to sit there and be like okay i understand the flavor i understand the palate i know what i'm looking for and how I eat this and it was amazing

but what what are you saying when both are legitimate but one is superior and better it's like the it's like utilitarian coffee versus when I want to have a really nice coffee I'm going to have someone else do it form it

but if you are making a coffee every day do you not want it to be better do you not want to do you not strive for improvement no but yeah that's what I mean if I'm drinking coffee at work or if I feel groggy at like 1pm and I make a coffee

it's not because I'm sitting down to enjoy this thing that's where I're different because coffee caffeine does nothing to me I don't feel it so I'm not drinking it to feel amazing I'm drinking it for flavour so I'd rather I'd rather just enjoy the flavour of it but that is a valid aspect but what you're chasing see I'm an addict

in every sense of the just why bother with coffee just buy a can of Red Bull or whatever just by a multi-pack it's easier because it's straight out of the fridge Instant coffee Did you get a multi-crack? Instant coffee

I've had the same instant coffee thing for months because I've been drinking it not to enjoy a nice hot beverage like how often do I have a hot beverage you know I think

it will be like a 1% of the time you guys have a hot beverage. That's not too. And especially short is a hot beverage and you do you do that a lot. A tiny minute percentage of what you guys consume. That's not true. You don't like tea and things like that. Yeah because I'm not a goddamn stereotype. I love tea. I love tea. I love tea. I love green tea. I love Earl Grey, but I only drink them if I feel like I

need them, you know? A bit of ginger and mokunga honey. Timon and pumba honey. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, man. A bit of camemarle? I don't know if I've ever had it. Camamile's lovely.

I don't believe I have. I was like I if I If I were to buy a Like you know Instant coffee ever from a supermarket I ain't gonna drink it But I'm ain't gonna drink it Because that's bad coffee, it's garbage

But do you not like feeling the zing I don't feel the zing That's the thing I don't feel it That's because you're not trying to feel the zing Do you like the zing Alex I do love the zing My thing is that whenever I'm At a coffee place

I'll order a flat white But at home I'll only drink espresso Well at home I'll drink like an It depends on the coffee place as well. But I've got this, like, cringy, like, ranking list of, like, trying to find my favourite one. No, but, yeah, that's a valid way. Hmm, that's valid. It's like...

What's valid? Having a list of, like, this space makes buy a coffee, this makes good coffee. Like, cost us do with it. Um, round here, it is divine. To me, nothing comes close. You know? Hmm. The majority of places now are chains.

Yeah. And all their shit tastes like, if I get an Americano, well, that's one of my favorite things. It tastes the same or no better than my instant coffee. That's what's cool. That's why I like have it like, I've just decided that flat whites my one. So if I'm in a city, if I'm traveling somewhere, you whip open Google Maps, you search cafes by highest rated.

And then you go and get a coffee from there and see how it, ranks up. Yeah, there were some really good ones in cities. Like cities have like really weird independent stuff. Some lovely ones in Bristol. I had some nice ones in Wales when I was there recently. Nice ones in Bath. Yeah.

Anywhere. When I went to Holt, some lovely ones there. I just hate enjoying things. Where's Holt? Holt. What Holt are you referring to? The town of Holt. Where?

In the UK. No, but where? You know, it's like that way or something I drive through Holt every day Mm, not that one Good, because that one's the shittest place In the f*** through Holt I do, it's the worst, it's the worst paved town

in Britain Because it's about that long And that much of it is bad roads I'm talking about the one that's kind of near the ocean Not the Holt I'm on about Holt. It's like, it kind of looks like the town from Hot Fuzz Where's Holt?

I don't know Outside, Bathford and Aven. I work in Badford and Even. I hate geography. Geography's amazing. No, I... Well, what do you mean? It's like, I like knowing things.

You like knowing where places are in relation to other places. Yeah. I think it's really valuable, but we don't need it anymore. No, we do. No, we've, like, sorted it. No, we haven't. Oh, Google Merps. Yeah.

Which is a, it's an external. app you're using on your Apple phone when you could just use a Google phone and it'll be on the phone. I could use Apple Maps or whatever, but... You don't. You don't want to rescues and that. It might take you off a cliff edge. Yeah. It might take me to

um... Yeah, I've heard of that. Well, somebody take it away. Rod and hell, bitch. Rotten somewhere nice, lovely. What the fuck?

She's just sitting there looking at you like the bobb in.