JAR Media Posdact - Rio Rio Pizza Bean - JARCAST Episode 219

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies   Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:23 Housekeeping 18:16 The Bean Pizza 22:38 Epic YouTube Channel Discovered 28:53 Chadwick Boseman 32:34 James & Jim Ramble about Call of Duty Monsta 2 Cold War Chopper Killa Drone 38:27 Patreon Names 43:05 Reddit Questions 43:36 If the Mad films were made today... 46:23 Transformer Names 46:48 Iron Man added to Fortnite 47:39 John Boyega on Star Wars 50:17 Thoughts on Mario Lego 52:04 Mario 3D Collection 54:31 Best Anime Intro 57:12 If you had to make your own Rockstar Game... 1:03:28 F**k Marry Kill... 1:06:19 Guest Casts & Jersey Island Memories PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Yo, yo, yeah, co-jumbo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, co-jumbo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo. Pick me, oh, put me down, to face my feet back on the ground. Huh? What? What? Nothing. Everything normal here today, my friend. Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode, 219.

with the JARCast. I'm our host, Dr. Pissadick, joined by my brother, Jamie. Yo, what is up, what is up, what is up? And as always, last but not least, the Golden Freddy himself, James. Good afternoon. Thanks, Jay.

Thanks. Dr. Pissadick in the house, woo! Come on. So we've had a busy week this last week, you know? Oh yeah, God, yeah. There's just so much stuff going on as always. You know, it's been an

eclectic time especially for us JAR Media members Let's just say this might not be the first attempt to episode 219 What you're talking about?

I'm talking about the shadow episode Jim Shadow Oh Yeah Like we Sort of inadvertently We came across

A shadow dimension As it were A rift A rift in the timeline So, like, us right now, we're like Sonic the Hedgehog In this episode that we attempted on Wednesday Because it's Friday for us now We were more like Shadow the Hedgehog in that episode

Yeah, a bit off, you know Wasn't quite right, potentially So what actually happened was we got together We normally record these on Wednesdays Just to bring that curtain back of it It works for all of our timetables Yeah, it gives us enough time to, yeah, edit it and stuff But this Wednesday something different happened

It just... It was cursed from the beginning It was a cursed day James had car troubles I probably had diarrhea No but we broke the JAR covenant We went against the very founding fathers

The very foundation of JAR media We went We broke that And we reaped The consequences The punishments From the divine JAR gods We felt it

We broke it what do we break we watch GTA win compilations before we recorded no it's it's just we've just acknowledged it at this point if the YouTube videos come on

before we record it's over yeah it's just gonna fall apart it's just it's taken us how many years to learn the procedure two golden rules yeah no YouTube videos

eat yeah if we don't do any of them which is more important eating I think eating I agree. Because if we don't eat, we get really fucking shit episodes. Really shits ones. And if the YouTube video...

But if we watch YouTube videos, most of the time, we don't even record. So I don't know what's worse. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because we do that thing where we're, like, sat there watching YouTube videos for hour upon hour. And it gets to like three plus hours and we're like, we could have done it and then some in this time. We could have three jar cars. But now we're watching these GTA of challenge videos. thing is those videos are actually like really good they're addictive i've been i've been thinking

this lately like you know it's cool to like give youtube shit and everything for being it's monolithic youtube you know overlord video platform that it is right yeah you have to give the algorithm something sometimes because it it does recommend you videos based on the shit you want to see like there's there's a channel that i discovered recently that i'll talk about in a minute that like i've this the algorithm fed me it's gone from snake videos to fucking Lego videos to, well, I'll reveal what I've discovered. I'd just like to say I would have agreed with you up until recently. Oh, is it changed for you?

Should we talk about this in a minute then when I bring it back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I don't want to get any deep before we acknowledge the patrons. This cast is brought to you by the JAR Media Patreon. We've got different tiers if you want to help us out. Growing nicely. Makes the audio version possible. And there are other benefits.

Head over there. Check it out. support us if you feel like if you don't if you don't want to support us that's fine just you know smack that on iTunes smack the like or dislike if you're not liking it you can dislike it the secret many people don't know

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just go through all of it dislike your record, dislike, subscribe or unsubscribe, subscribe after unsubscribing, ETC, ETC. Make a playlist and leave it playing in your background all day, every day, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pay for YouTube premium so that you can have videos playing while your phone isn't on YouTube and then just have jar playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For weeks upon years upon.

Just have it in the background permanently. Yeah. Housekeeping. before we get into the real juicy stuff we have some you know some feedback to talk about from the last episode we have some we have some fucking hate mail and you know oh there's always hate mail oh it's terrible youtube videos without they're being some in there um first off uh last episode uh we talked about how i've opened a p o box now um the addresses in the description if you want to check that out uh there was a comment left by dylan bow and a few others saying i really

love the PO box edition but is this really the best idea during a global pandemic um i have thought about this obviously um so whenever i go collect the parcels um which i'll start doing next week just so there's enough time for a couple things to arrive whatever see what's up um i'll go collect it and then i'll guess i'll store it in my garage for a couple days i was looking it up earlier actually how many days it can live on like cardboard and paper and it's like two three days or something like that so that's one way to avoid that well what i've heard is uh an item if you're going to quarantine an item 48 hours yeah yeah does a trick basically what it says so just chuck them in the garage if you're gonna just like disinfect it anyway you're gonna be

safe if you're you know anti-backing everything when you do get it because even if you don't leave it 20 48 hours it's yeah yeah and i mean if anything it's the government's fault if we fall ill because they're the ones that have the royal male active as usual male yeah yeah royalty free music

on that I've noticed just you know I've been buying things recently including takeaways and there's one thing I've noticed that people are either really good of it or a lot of people will knock on the door instantly put the parcel down and one away so if you're not in they've left

the parcel on your doorstep it's like fuck someone could just take that and when you you're ordering like expensive shit in there and there it's like yeah yeah but even in takeaways they're not even like dropping it on the floor they're just giving it to you it's already becoming lax yeah yeah oh yeah big time yeah and it's like in other parts of the world but i've heard recently there's like um there's you know they're really strict on it still and there's punishments of going again going against what you've been told and here we are well yeah i saw um semi recently new zealand started charging people for not wearing face masks on

public transport we don't have anything like that here we're way more lex for that kind of thing no the the whole thing here is uh yeah do it maybe but if you don't want then okay no we're not gonna stop you mate yeah it's it's kind of a joke it is macaroni cheese has some slightly better news for us hello mingers internet historian used the sandy picture in his latest video cringe i'm pretty sure didn't reuben invest to get this or something and he found out like that his editor or something watch his jar and he like sneaks jar memes in some

of his videos because there's another there's one or two other videos. Yeah with James. James is in one I'm pretty sure Ruben's in one so that's a cute little I like the idea of you know taking over from the inside out you know what I'm saying? Yeah feels good yeah if

if you're in if you connect with the editors these YouTubers have to make these videos somehow you know they're not going to edit it themselves It's like YouTube isn't about, you know, making your own content anymore. It's about, you know, by building a business. Yeah. I'd say expect JAR to being control of Putapy's videos in the next 5, 10 years.

Yeah, we're like, you know, Marvel reference, just to bring it back around. Little Hydra with a hydra of YouTube. There you go. But yeah, that was a nice little surprise to see the Sandy in there. At first, I got to admit, I was a bit scared. Because I wasn't sure what form the picture was used in the video. because I'm frightened of someone stealing the sandy image and taking it as theirs I'm quite protected over it you know yeah I can imagine

yeah it's ours I was ready to go to war honestly but I was ready to like go down you know three hour expose video yeah it would sort of be like that movie 300 you know yeah yeah because we're like the the really tough sort of cool strong we're the we are the three 300 the yeah we're the three with the three we're each worth a hundred Yeah

100% of effort Going into everything we create Someone's name I'm about to butcher Left a comment Gilhem Medeiros Sorry they're from Brazil About the capital of Brazil

Brasilia because we're mocking Brazil's capital Yeah we were we were Last episode Yes it is shitty and lazy I agree as a fellow Brazilian It was built in the 50s to be the capital It is not a city that became a capital Before Brasilia, we've had Salvador, Rio de Janeiro, and Sao Paulo as capital of our country.

And for some dumb reason, the government thought it would be a better idea to build a fucking city in the middle of a desert away from every other major part of the country. But I think that there are some cases where the laziness was even bigger. The capital of some states have the same name as the state itself. So you have Rio de Janeiro, the city that belongs to the state of Rio de Janeiro. that's ridiculous so if you say I'm going to Rio people have no clue if you mean the state or the city

and very often you have to say I'm going to Rio Deguio which is stupid just imagine that the capital of London is London and try to imagine the implications that is ridiculous I had no idea about that yeah that is no no it is because I think I've seen like the postal address

and it's Rio Degineo like something Rio Degeno it's just like... Rio Rio Rio. Yeah that's stupid but it's really good publicity for the movie of Rio Jesse Eisenberg Jesse Eisenberg On Hathaway Yeah

Um Yeah Facebook I remember for some reason In the UK We have a streaming service called like Now TV Or some shit

Yeah it's like a Sky Yeah Yeah But for some reason They had this like Maybe they were like linked to like the Xbox console or something

There was like an app There was some thing For some reason I had to watch a movie On Now TV To like win something Or be awarded something

and I just searched for the shortest movie I could and it was Rio so I just put Rio on, switched it off, just let it stream and it went through the whole movie and then whatever it was I was awarded maybe some points for something I don't know what the fuck it like was but I did do that so you've never seen Rio that's one that is even looks too shit for me to watch and you call yourself a film critic on YouTube

and you haven't seen Rio I know it's a high bar we've got to address the baking issue last episode a literal like what quarter third of the episode we spent a lot of time to reach the agreement that we like the same bacon we were talking about bacon for a disgusting amount of time and of course most of the comments are just about bacon to be honest well they should be bacon isn't important says i'll defend james my dying breath on the bacon texture issue

uh jack diamond uh alternatively said oh my gosh james oh no this is he agrees with him finally else that's finally someone else who says that crispy bacon isn't that great I prefer soft with a slight bit of crisp and not too salty but that brings up the question of how much salt that James likes on his port products I hate Christmas ham made entirely of salt how do people eat that stuff well I would say that you know just really salty food is quite bad in general in terms of what flavor no just like it gets the point when there's too much salt and it just becomes a bit

Something can be too salty, but I think salt is delicious. Salty things are delicious. They can be. More often than not, salty things are delicious. You're going to have to give me a list of what salty things you're on about. Popcorn? No. Toffee popcorn's way, but...

No, no, you're stuck in fucking 2012. Popcorn. No, no, no, no. Basically all meat. pasta um past i agree with but you don't want pasta to taste salty though no but it needs no but you you need to be able to taste salt yeah you put salt in the water here's here's the master chef like plan make food add salt that's all it takes pepper if you add the right amount of salt then food tastes good it can be a bit of a crutch though I don't

It's not like good for you either. No, that's the thing. It's bad for you, but it's delicious. Like everything else in the world. Yeah, just like everything good. Yeah, everything good, including salt. I love salt. Crispy Bacon.

Like Wallyji Jumpman says I have to agree with James on this one. Crispy Bacon is rank. But then, yeah, flip into the other side. Verwick lick bar says James is the perfect example for why British cuisine sucks balls. We're all British here, so... And to be honest, the food I hate the most. is British food. Is that right?

Like Shepherds pie? Cottage pie. Come on, they're fucking shit. The idea of them is shit, but they can be made well. Yeah. I used to hate Shepherds pie. But I grew to really like it. Yeah, it's because I inherently associate those meals

with like school dinner versions of them, which to me is just so fucking right. I can safely say, I've had them once and I'll never have them again. But like a properly cooked one with like really top. notch ingredients and like someone who knows what they're doing. Yeah, if you like knew an actual shepherd and he made a pie, you'd probably think his pie is pretty good. Yeah, because there'll be border collies I can play with, so I'll be like.

Casey Clark says, sorry, but bacon absolutely has to be crispy. Soft, fatty, undercooked bacon is disgusting. No, no, but that's where we're drawing the line. We're not talking about undercooked bacon here. We all agree that's bad. No, that is an aspect of bacon because bacon always has fat on it. Yeah, but that fat needs to be crispy, otherwise it's inedible. No, because there's a perfect level to it.

If you have some of my bacon, you'd be like, James. Actually, there's something here that I forgot about. What? How you cook the bacon. That massively depends on how it actually tastes. Grill it. I don't grill it. How do you do it?

Yeah, I grill it. The objectively worst way. No, I'd say that's better because then it cooks properly and it's not undercooked or soft, but it's not... No, but grilling it cooks it really well every time. Much easy, I've made some banging bacon on the frying pan. And it's never been too crispy. Bacon off at some point. Bacon off in the kitchen.

You stick yours in oven and let it's do a thing. I've actually got to cook it. Yeah, you stick it in the grill does its thing. You don't do anything. You put it on for X amount of time. You stick it in the grill, you've got to flip it and shit. It's more of an expertise with the frying pan. No, it's not.

So I would eat it. Seth's going to end this bacon topic off with. James wasn't being very fair with the bacon. I don't like bacon at all, but he kept saying, which would you prefer? Nice, perfectly cooked bacon or burnt solid as a rock, teeth shattering bacon. Also, Google defines crispy as of food, typically cooked food, having a pleasantly firm, dry, and brittle surface or texture. Brittle.

Brittle. So by the very definition of crispy, crispy bacon is the perfect, perfectly cooked level of firmness. What's you talking about? You don't want brittle bacon. What you get talking about is just burnt bacon. No, no, brittle bacon's not burnt. That's brittle. You don't want brittle bacon.

What was this guy's name? Or gal. This was Seth. Seth, thank you, Seth. I think what Seth says here is sort of just debunked your entire argument. Okay, sure. Seth's debunked me, but at the end day, we were arguing what was actually crispy is what we were arguing about. And crispy is not...

To be honest, I don't actually know what we're arguing about at this point. I don't. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. As long as we're saying words, then we're good. No, because bacon shit, sausages are better. That's it. You're not going to argue about crispy sausages.

Boom. Athena says the first episode I got to witness the release of. Only got into the podcast recently. And it's this. I love it. The bacon one. I guess that was their first episode, yeah. Yeah. Happy bacon.

And finally, Frasier Sutherland's going to end this section saying, what have i have i um but more than one at least three you know guys speaking of uh british cuisine i hopped in and i tried some fresh new trending product in the UK um which is kind of the perfect amalgamation of you know i guess a bit of american cuisine if you can't like the you know chain restaurant pizza with papa johns is an american thing isn't it? Combine that with British breakfast.

What do you get? You get the fucking all-day breakfast pizza or whatever the fuck they call it. The all-day breakfast pizza is what they do call it. And basically what it is, it's just a pizza, but they put Heinz beans on it,

sausage, bacon. Potato tots. Potato tots. Just a shit potato. They're called tater tots. And mushrooms. Yeah. I don't think

I would ever buy that. The only reason I bought it was so I could mention it now. Yeah. And to be honest, it wasn't bad. Because the main thing for me, out of all those ingredients, the only one that throws me off being on a pizza is the beans. Yeah. But then it got me thinking, hang on a minute.

Bread, cheese, both go amazingly well beans. Pizza, must go, base, go beans. I think it's worthwhile to say that the whole world wouldn't agree with you. The whole world wouldn't, but, I'm sorry, they're wrong. This beans on toast hate thing is stupid. Yeah, no, I agree.

These people who are shit are making beans on toast, take a picture of it and they mock it on Twitter. Like, look at this fucking. You can do that of any meal. You can make a simplistic shitty version of it.

And also, sometimes the simplicity is what's good about it. It's a fucking beans on toast. Like, yeah. You're eating a pot noodles. The amount of times I've had beans on toast. And it's a meal where even if you do make it as shit

as these people on Twitter have made it, it tastes good. yeah what do they have against beans no I think I think it's fair to say it's racist yeah to be against beans

I'm gonna call you well when you have the most simplest like beans on toast being like shit fucking stale like not shit bread shit beans nothing else that is shit yeah no one's gonna disagree with that

yeah I mean they're criticizing the concept though saying that putting beans on bread is inherently gross I'm going to say, well, don't we put beans with, like, fucking every other type of food. You can do that of everything, though. If you make it to the most simple level, it's always going to be a shit. Wait, hold up. So, Americans eat a lot of Mexican food.

Right. What's a Mexican food, for example, a burrito? Beanie. What's a burrito? It's... Cheese, beans. Yeah, cheese, beans, rice. Raps in what?

Bread. In a wrap. This is what I mean. Which is bread. Is it because it's not tomato-y sauce? Yeah. But, like, tomato-y flavors go well with bread. Yeah.

Like, you know. Like, cheese and tomato toasty, for example. A cheese and tomato cooking subber, if you will. And for, yeah, it's pretty, uh, ironic, too, some of the shit you can, like, buy in America. You come over here making fun of our beans on toast. Yeah. When you're out here eating fucking golden fucking cheese in a tube or whatever. Green loops or whatever they eat for breakfast.

Fucking marshmallows with milk. Fuck off, you cunt. Marshallows with milk. Marshmallows and milk is actually pretty tasty. It doesn't... It may be tasty, but it makes you disgusting. Yes. When they soak up all the fucking milk and they're like this pudgy fucking milk-filled marshmallow.

Fuck. But yeah, again, still, I don't think I would ever buy that pizza. I went to buy it today, actually. I did, you know, I went to the Papa John's app. And I couldn't find it. Otherwise, I would have tried it. I'm not going to rush back to buy any. I'm not like craving this pizza.

I'm glad I tried it. And it's just done. You know, it's just a chapter of my life over. And now it's documented too. As long as it just didn't fucking fail. Was that, was that the end of the latest chapter of your life? Yeah. That was like the...

The final, yeah. The last page in the journal. Yeah. Before I have to buy a new journal. Okay. Let's talk about something pretty interesting. then. All right.

Let's talk about this YouTube channel then that I've kind of teased earlier. Oh yeah, you've cocked teased this with that bit. Just a little... What do you expect it to be about, first of all? Something really bizarre. Dinosaurs, Lego, snakes. Wrong.

This is a fresh thing. This is a new one. Okay, shoot. I've been watching this channel called JCS Criminal Psychology. Um... I found them because I was searching up the Prince Andrew of British royalty himself. Oh dear.

I was watching the infamous interview with him, which, like, if you haven't seen that. I've heard it's especially like, fuck me. We watched it, didn't we? Did we? Yeah, we did. And because it was the first time I'd seen it, and it was just like, I think it was on Wednesday. Yeah. No, I was saying to you that, like, satire is, like, dead to me.

Yeah, because real life has become. I'm a joke. Yeah, you watch this video and it's like, what? What? Like the people that are put away, they're like fighting against the court system trying to fucking like stay out of prison

even if they've like, I haven't done it in this fucking motherfucker. This creep. This is like saying that he can't sweat and that he's too honorable and shit like this. If anything, I'm too. I haven't actually seen the interview. I probably should.

Yeah. It's fascinating. I always expect these kind of videos to be boring. but they are fascinating these people that think like they are in the right no matter what because they're in this position it's not even that necessarily is that they can

they know they can lie and never get in trouble for it they can just say whatever they want and there's no consequence of their actions I genuinely think they believe that they have done no wrong right like they are that hard to know they're that fucked up well the thing that makes me think otherwise from that is that this this YouTube channel I'm talking about it is about the psychology

so the example I'm talking about is this Prince Andrew thing they like break down the the body language of the video just like even like rudimentary like body language kind of stuff anyone could fucking read that this guy is guilty as anything

yeah like if you've played LA noir then you know that this guy it's genuinely yeah I think he makes a gag in the video like if this was in a drama the director would say tone it down like at least give the audience some reason to believe they're not a monster

yeah the whole thing about that he didn't even tell the queen he like organized the whole interview in Buckingham Palace and just didn't even tell the fucking queen really yeah that's how like confident he was that he was gonna like

fucking save the day and then boom he didn't there's actual evidence of him there's like evidence there's a photograph of him with one of the girls and the girl is alive she says that it happened she's alive and you know confirming it and everything yeah but that's that's one I think

I think she was 17 in that photo, which is more, it's not as bad as some of the other stuff, but... She was trafficked, though. Yes, obviously, but then... Yeah, which is surely an undeniable fact. Yes.

Yeah. And he was seen with her. Yes. Yeah, when she was being trafficked. Yes. And yeah, there's this quite good Netflix documentary, like the Epstein, if you just search Epstein on Netflix, it'll come up.

But it goes through, like, the whole story of what he did is, it's, it's nightmarish. But there's this YouTube. channel though I've started going down this rabbit hole because it's these really well put together videos just going through these insane crimes like one of them was this this woman um sort of middle age woman she was a cop and um it was in a vicinity in America somewhere where over the decades like the crime had kind of lowered so they were going back into old cases right and um seeing if they could pick anything up to try and boost their numbers and so they went back to an old case

which was someone's wife being murdered and it basically transpired that it was like one of the cops who was like the ex to the husband whose wife was killed and in a fit of rage

went and killed the wife and then blamed like she just said yeah like a couple black people came in and killed him whatever and ran away I think she might have said Mexican actually but so it was just buried for like decades

but then they actually got the footage of them like catching her in the station they've got like a secret camera recording her and they they go through like the language of the way these like detectives like have to really carefully like dismantle someone and get them to admit it because as soon as they say lawyer like it's over for them pretty much so you've got to try and get people to admit things

without leading them on to think but this is a cop as well so she kind of knows it's fucking intense I can't believe it That sounds insane. Yeah, it is. And you, you like, if you have any level of empathy, it's like such a, like, you're on the edge of your seat, like, just freaking out for the woman, even though it's like, it's just such a weird scenario. No, because that is a scary thing when it comes to police officers who think they have their person, but they're wrong. Because I remember seeing this video.

But this one, they actually had DNA evidence. They had a match. They knew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They need a confession. But I think that practice is dangerous. you know because i've seen footage of someone that was totally innocent being interviewed by

like detectives right and they they are wording stuff in a way to make this person frame themselves as guilty right when they haven't done anything i'm sure it happens i mean yeah it's a mind game like if you're being interrogated for crime it's yeah they're trying to fuck your mind it's a mind fuck well they're trying to catch you out so they get you to like establish a timeline and they keep questioning it in different ways getting to you yeah yeah yeah and they like read your body language in the different ways you respond to try and get some consistency and like yeah it's really interesting no it's fascinating that's a jcs criminal psychology youtube if you want to check that up it's genuinely worth a watch

in other news um going back to kind of marvel stuff sorry james but we got we got to at least mention it I reckon about Chadwick Bozeman just tragically just I woke up in the morning I looked to my phone and I had a notification from Twitter and was like what? Yeah no no no no I think

like it didn't like make sense to me I didn't even see I didn't even see because you know obviously you get most of your news on Twitter we all got a minute you go on the fucking time but I didn't I didn't go on there I was just scrolling through my feed and I saw his last post about it

and I was like wait what the fuck because I saw no news about it so I was like yeah fuck no Christ yeah I mean by the time this goes up this is kind of older news but like it's probably worth mentioning yeah definitely and yeah like you said you you always think of these people like especially the the marvel cast well they're super heroes yeah yeah they're super heroes they're above all this they like they can't

die from cancer but do you think it was it was cool how he did keep it as like a secret so like it wasn't even yeah yeah the amount of woes he did the disgusting thing you see is when like it was one of those like top 10 fucking film channels oh was it screen rant yeah screen ran um like can uh black panther continue it's like fuck you this guy literally died a day or two go and that's what you're thinking about and he was the character you know yeah like he is black panther you know yeah no totally like i've got my problems with that movie but yeah but because the true stories in civil war in which that character is sick yeah he's awesome and he's good that actor i've i've never seen him do a bad performance he's done that movie

72 that was about the racism in baseball yeah yeah i wanted to i've wanted to watch that yeah he was he in the five bloke yeah i watched that recently he was good in no i've been meaning to watch that but yeah really sad mm-hmm yeah the the actual worst thing was there was a picture that leaked of him when corona started quarantine very skinny because of obviously yeah and people were meaning it saying it was like quack panther and it's just like yeah because people thought like he was doing like a christian bail for a role or something like slimming down for right but yeah but to actually think like the amount of like good performance he did he did while suffering from it like quite he didn't stop him from being like the biggest films fucking but it's like with that it's like he

had like he obviously had really good like mental health of it because i think i think this is like proven that if you've got really bad mental health when you've got that stuff you deteriorate a lot quicker oh yeah so for him to be doing yeah yeah yeah constantly he must have really just been constantly just focused on doing it for like the love of it and not yeah yeah yeah yeah but this year and you know like because this year you know with you know black lives matter it's very it's just like out there and it's like yeah talk about bad timing for all this too it's such like yeah you think um the bass the what's his name Kobe as well like these really big actors that will

going and like big celebrities are going it's like the timing is just real weird it is really really lame um

there's one more thing we can talk about for heading into the ab break actually we haven't done a Twitter speed round do we even want to do it

I kind of don't want to do it because we've already done it in the fucking shadow hedgehog episode I'm okay of skipping it we're gonna skip it this week we're already going along we don't have to do it every week

yeah exactly It's a speed round. It's just a... Beepie, be, beep, be, pew. Yeah. But we had to talk about it, James. Cool as you. Holy Mama.

We actually, we watched that, like, announced trailer a couple casts ago, but we didn't talk about it for some reason, even though this is just the COD podcast at this point. Yeah, because crispy bacon, actually. That's when the Krispy Bacon took over. But, yeah. Call of Duty, Black Ops Cold War has officially

Is that what it's called? Call or Duty Black Ops Cold War. Right, okay. Yes, so it's set, the whole, the premise is quite interesting. It's like, based on true events of like this secret Washington plan to, like, call shit in America and whatnot. So they're going for this really interesting take, but I've heard, I don't know if this is true, that it's a sequel to Black Ops 1. Oh, are they, what are they doing then? Are they retconning?

Are they getting rid of Black Ops? No, I think they're doing kind of like that Star Wars movie Rogue 1 They're like filling a gap Yeah Okay Is there like a time gap between Black Ops 1 and 2?

Yeah, huge Huge time gap Okay, there's plenty of space then Which I'm really concerned about Yeah, it turns me right off Why does that concern anymore? Because knowing Black Ops 2, 3 And 4

Well, primarily 2 and 3 campaign wise Are in the future of this this world chronology but it's still a period piece though isn't it yeah but just knowing that it's gonna like that same story goes into black ops two where it's all futuristic fucking bullshit

it's a part of that timeline I don't want that to be in time do you really think we're going to link though that directly if it links to black ops one that much then yeah because then it links to black ops two because black ops two is linked to black ops one

but they'll just like reboot black ops two at some point no I think what they should have done with this one if this is meant to be a sequel yeah it's just complete re-block ops

but yeah call a duty black ops there's a problem though because what you know with the way they're doing war zone they're basically linking the new black ops to the current rebooted modern warfare so the new modern warfare

will be linked to the black ops timeline the original black ops time line yeah which is linked to pure shit being black ops three and a bit of two yeah so it I see like just from you describing that I have no fucking clear what you're talking about

yeah that is so convoluting yeah which is fine because it is bullshit but my primary problem is the sequel one black it's it's my problem with all prequels um like when you know what's going to happen in the future it's harder to get invested

but they can't there are examples of them yeah there are examples of that being done well read their two But still, in terms of just the actual story, never as good as the original. It's more of a hurdle. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. And, um, but on top of that, knowing that Black Ops goes in the direction that it goes,

because I, like, as good as Black Ops 2 may be, I just can't get down with the bullshit, the fucking future, like, walking tanks and shit. Like, let Metal Gear do that. that's not cod but like my problem is if they've got this they've got this whole like platform that is war zone which they're doing so much with it's a whole we booted monorfare why would they link that to the old black ops why don't they just have both of them rebooted and they link because then you can play with that so much because war zone's like the connecting yeah it's like the connecting bit between the two because that's what war zone is playing at the moment it's like it's there's stuff about black ops there no I think that's the

coolest thing they could do is um have two new franchise, two new franchises being modern warfare and black ops rebooted, but tie those two in together, where modern warfare is sort of like the main part of the story that you see, then black ops is like the stuff

behind the scenes. That's like how it's like, the special ops stuff. How it happened, it's how the events that led up. And that's how the fucking advertising is going. If you don't learn from your mistakes, you're doomed to repeat them. If you don't learn black ops, modern warfare happens. That's there's so much good

But if it's a fucking sequel to Black Ops They fucked it But then you also got the funny thing of them Like editing the trailer Going against their own messaging and marketing Which is nice and ironic Yeah it's the typical Like publisher versus artist

Yeah Writer Yeah And it's just fucking laughable But I do have hope for the game I love Cod at the moment Yeah I think above all else

The game will feel great and it will play great and the setting is cool Yeah I think even if it does Even in worst case it is just a black op sequel But I could be wrong on this I could actually be a reboot Yeah yeah

But on top of that Apparently the voice actor for Woods Has been replaced Which would make sense if it's a reboot Yeah exactly But if it's not a reboot That makes it even more confusing You have a middle section of the story

That's a different voice actor Compared to the character Sounds like a different person Yeah No, it needs to be a reboot And if it's not story-wise I will check out before I even start the game Yeah

But if it is that bad I will just play war zone Don't have to pay for it then Yeah There you go And on that note We're back off to these messages Game on

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If the Madagascar films were made today, which celebrities do you believe would have been cast? I.e., who is the modern day equivalent to Ben Stiller and company? Drain the Bock Johnson. Yeah, the Rock is Alex, right? The Rock has COVID

We didn't mention that either Wait, the Rock is COVID The Rock and his family has COVID How does that make you feel? I pray for the Lord to save my boy, Dwayne. Yeah, as much as I dislike Dwayne the Rock Johnson personally

and professionally I wish him the best through these times. No, no, absolutely not. How else are we going to get Moana too? We need that voice box in fucking check. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. But yeah, Dwayne the Rock Johnson would be in Madagascar.

Yeah, he'd be Alex. And Kevin Hart would be... Kevin Hart being Marty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think in terms of Melman... You know, honestly, sorry to interrupt, but part of me wants to say that the Rock might actually be too famous to be Alex the Lion.

Because as far as equivalents go, Ben Stiller has never been the rock. He's never been that famous. He's never been as prolific as the rock. Yeah. Yeah, so Brad Pitt is the rock as the rock in... It might be that, what's that comedian that did like Spider-Pig? Maybe it would be him like him or someone like that.

Spider-Pig? What, the guy, the guy from Big Mouth. Yeah. No, it would be Nick Kroll. Yeah, Nick Kroll as... Yeah, and Spider-Pig as... No, Nick Kroll would be good for King Julian. Like, really obnoxious over the top.

Yeah, holy shit. And his side guy would be spider pig. Right. Or Mort. Or Mort. Yeah. No, I see it. What about the other two, though?

Melman and... Well, no, we have to recast Alex and Marty now. I think... I think... No, Kevin Hart would be in it, but would he be Alex or Marty. Marty? Why? Funny black.

comedian it's the same role okay um so Alex would be uh uh John Travolta fuck this John Travolta be really the reason I say that is because of the new Kevin Hart movie die I think we mentioned it with John Travolta within that film so John Travolta would be Alex Melman would be Jake Gyllenhaal and Gloria would be Ikea Zalya. Stage TK has one for us. Times change as do people, so let's revive an old but great topic.

What would each of your transformer names be? Dinosophosaur. We got Dinosophosaur. We have... Zorgatron. Zorgatron. And... ...beast... Beast.

That was easy. Sick. Brain death scene says Iron Man has now actually been added to Fortnite. Thoughts? Oh yeah. No, no, no, no.

I actually saw this recently and I didn't believe it, but basically all of the Marvel characters are just in Fortnite now. Are they like a skin or something? No. I don't think so. I don't keep up with Fortnite

to the point where the last Marvel's thing I remember is that, Thanos. Yeah, yeah. where, like, you played a Thanos in that game mode. Yeah, that was a funny gimmick for five minutes. Was there, like, is there like an Iron Man? Was there an arm? I don't know.

I can tell it. Yeah, I have no idea. I just know that basically every single franchise has a skin in Fortnite. Star Wars has multiple. Oh, can we talk about that, actually? You mentioning Star Wars? Sorry for, like, we're jumping around topics like crazy, but, like, I guess a lot has happened in the last week.

Did you see what John Boyega was saying about... Yes. Being really candid about how he... he thinks like his character was treated on episode 7, 8 and 9

how he was saying how he felt like he was sidelined like his character and everything and he's totally right he was saying they knew what to do

with Ray and they knew what to do with Kylo but everyone else just got fucking shafted and it's like you're kind of a point mate

no I really think because say what you will about that new franchise but John Boy Ager's got charisma just for how fucking sad is that though like he could have been such a cool character yeah i think he should have been the focus yeah someone that's less of like a a jedi character but i mean that that he is such a leading man to me because he has got charisma just flowing out of

it it was a different it wasn't that they wasn't going for like a han solo thing it wasn't recaptu it was like a new thing he was like he loved the he loved the like idea of the franchise and the old films and everything because bringing his new shit to it whereas ray is just the old shit. Kyle Lorenz just the old shit. I saw like a joke of someone saying, yeah, they didn't know what to do with Finn because that was like one of the only original ideas they had. They couldn't copy the original trilogy.

Yeah. And a lot of his writing in Seven really pissed me off, like just total JJ Abrams bullshit. Yeah, no, they, yeah, everyone keeps saying, again, they were like blaming the Last Jedi for his character being bad, but I think Sevens squanded it too. I don't think they got it right. Yeah, no. It started off. off on like a really awkward footing it started off on a really strong footing with that that opening

scene with him with the handprint on thing that's an awesome place to start that character as the whole film oh yeah yeah no they they abandon that like guy who's like left the military thing and he's like on the run and he just becomes oh i just want to be ray i want i love ray ray what's happened to ray and that's his whole character yeah yeah super late isn't that doesn't that sound cool though, James, like, the main character of the new Star Wars movie is someone who used to be a Storm Trooper, who's, like, rebelled against it, or whatever. Yeah.

Like, when I, I haven't seen the last one, I've seen the first two. He's the best thing about them by far. The only reason I actually really like them. Because he's just such... He's so... And he's got that weird kiss in The Last Jedi with Kelly... Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, I want to throw that in there,

though, I thought that was... He's great, though. Love him. Yeah, he's cool. He's a cool guy. Ewan Viva says, Alex, what do you think of the Mario Lego? Considering buying any? We talked about this in the Shadow the Hedgehog episode, but I'm not keen on this Mario Lego, Jim. I'm going to be honest. I was so thrilled when they announced they were doing it.

This is like, I flashed back to, like, early YouTube days where it was all about, like, these men in black stuff. three ever gonna come out that kind of like fucking time and the idea of Mario Lego was like yeah it seems so obvious and I don't know how they messed that up so bad yeah if you look what it is like they've done this like weird fucking thing where they've made this custom figure this custom chunky yeah he doesn't look like a Lego character you know no because it's like a gimmick figure where you like put on the toys and it like makes noises I'm fine I'm fine with that being an option but just have like the Mario 1-1

that's the Lego Mario figure it sucks okay that looks fucking worse than I actually imagine but how cool would it be if you could just have a Lego 1-1 not the whole thing but just the classic

three blocks space above them then one block yeah the actual sets I don't mind but I just wish there was like mini-figs yeah they have done like character packs which I have to admit do look pretty sick

they're like pretty accurate to the light okay they look cool they're the enemies specifically the water one looks awesome yeah they've got some good ones and maybe will they get something can you imagine like a

Lego smash bros like a Lego um Battlefield or whatever as well on Mario they recently announced the 3D collection for Switch that's another thing that fucking happened

yeah that actually happened after the shadow episode yes this is recent there were those rumors weren't they about all these manned games being repackaged but but um fuck you nintendo explain so they've made it so you can only buy the game up until the 31st of march if you want to actually come out though um it it comes out in a week or two from now oh really nice yeah which is cool but i mean why are you limiting when people can buy this product from like if you don't buy it

buy the 31st of March, then you just can't get it. So their business model is, you have until this date to buy it, and then it's gone. So it's like cough packs. It's like fucking micro-transactions packs. Yeah, but it reminds me of what, like, Disney would do with their movie, their, like, videotapes, do you remember that? There was the Disney Vault, and, like, certain movies would be in the Disney Vault. And, like, until they decided to release their special video, you couldn't, like, buy

it in any, like, modern form. Thing is, though. You can complain as much as you want. People are going to buy it in droves and they're going to make so much money. I mean, I'm probably going to buy it. I'm probably going to buy it free games, three entire games for like a... Yeah. How much is it going to be?

Is it going to be full priced? It probably will be like 59. Yeah, for like 20 year old games. People will pay though. Yeah. No, it's a joke. Yeah. And we're all suckers to it.

It pisses me off that I'm a sucker to it. Because what they're doing is wrong. but you want it so bad. Yeah, I want it bad enough that I'm going to get it. Whether I get it when it comes out or the 31st of March.

I'm really confused as to like someone who buys a switch in two years like what can they not buy it or buy them will there be a new form of it? It is confusing. That's an aspect that's stupid on their part. Like if you're releasing an exclusive

for your console but surely this is an attack to try and get people to buy switches this holiday season yeah potentially but then what if they're trying to sell off switches and then like next year they announce a new switch or something and there's like well there's going to there's one soon that's what I mean there'll be some reason for it

but I'm yeah businesses be business in chuffin McDonald says James what is the best intro for an anime and why is it Neon Genesis oh fuck god fuck sake no you can't do this to me no you have to admit the the intro is iconic. Yeah, it is a good one. Cowboy Bibbop as well, obviously.

Cowboy Bibbop has a way better one. So fucking good. That's like the obvious one. It's the obvious one. The new intro ones don't fucking count. Jim's, Death Note doesn't have like a funny intro, does it? I can't remember.

Because if I watch it on Netflix so it probably also skipped it. If it did have one? If it does, I think it might actually have one. I think it's really stupid. Not on the subject of anime, but Netflix. Something that pissed me off. Because I watched all of Mad Men on Netflix.

Never saw the intro once. Oh, really? It auto-skipped it every time. So I didn't even know what the intro was until I watched it on YouTube. Oh. After I'd finished the show. And I feel like, at least for the first episode, you need to see that intro. You do.

Because it sort of sets up this whole thing. This, like, will-they-n't-nay thing with Mad Men that I won't go into due to spoilers and stuff. Watch Mad Men, it's incredible. James, your answer? There's quite a few. Serial Experiments Lane has a really nice one. Really straight, January.

Tengen Topa Gou and Lagan has a really good one as well. Initial D has many fucking incredible ones. The original Yu-Gi-Yo show is a really fun. funny intro yeah that's true there's loads of there's loads of good intros Pokemon

Pokemon wins holy shit but like the the 90s one yeah gotta catch them oh I've seen some of their animated Pokemon shows now

like have like a pretty good art style and like weirdly good animation I've seen like clips from no we watched like part of a movie I think it was it was a really a recent movie that came out

I think it's on Netflix or something we watched it we started watching it downstairs yeah it's got weird You forget about how much just Pokemon media that's released. You could just be a Pokemon fan and like that's just your thing.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's almost seasonal and it still is one of the most popular each season. It's crazy. Yeah? Yeah, it was only like six months ago Ash finally became the Pokemon

fucking champion. He did it, he finally did it. Fuck. Let's do three more. Nat figure says if you had to create a new open world rock star IP where and when would you have set it in and what would the premise be?

LA and street racing That's not a time period It's a rock star game already Yeah Midnight Club LA I want to see them do something science fiction I really want to see it No I want to see

I'd say that but I think Cyberpunk is going to sort of fill that gap I guess, but like different tone, different genre of sci-fi Because cyberpunk's a certain thing, you know I wouldn't want to see them go for that I wouldn't want to see a cyberpunk game from that I think with Red Dead existing

I'd want something they could have like a Western spin on But sci-fi's good for that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what I'd think is I know this is touching on fucking L.A. No, but like post World War II and like the Wires of the New York Mafia that would probably be interesting What about like a peaky gangsters

Peaky blinders fucking That would also work It'd have to be I think it would have to be Set after Like post World War II At least Because like cars need to be a thing

For Grand Theft Auto Yeah but like I mean if it's a new IP Yeah I guess But again that's sort of too close to Red Dead? You know, even with it being... They were going to make, like, an exclusive for PlayStation 3,

and it was, like, some science fictiony game, and it was in development for years, and then they just canned it suddenly. Agent. Yeah, it was called Agent. Yeah, that's right. I think it's hard to say. Because all I can think of is just a GTA, but a period piece of...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that makes sense... I mean, GTA, like, can sort of do any genre. Yeah. sorry agent was a it was going to be a cold war 70s game really yeah i mean that would make sense if the room is about gta 6 are true if they are going to do like a 70s vice city yeah vice city i'm not yeah i'm not a long time enough fan of rock star to really know what more i want to like what i want to see them flex that that's the thing they're

Their games sort of thrive in, like, based in some sort of reality. So I think going ahead would be a misstep for them. Yeah. They should always be looking back. Do you think so? In my opinion, yeah. They've kind of, they've got the two major things covered there. They've got really old, and then they've got, like, contemporary.

But I don't want to see them do a fantasy. No. No, I don't want to see that either. and i think they're like gt fide driving physics are just like so fun don't you want to just i want to see i almost want to see them go goofy just so i can see what they do when there's i mean they have got goofy yeah they have gt of yeah no but like with a consistent tone with a story is like in depth and like emotional as like read there too or whatever because then it's called saint's woe it can't that's yeah no i i i agree with you there because i what you mean

if you take it to a goofy level you get things right then it's hard to apply no i'm saying to it i'm saying like a goofy setting that's not real like a science fiction setting i mean that's not necessarily goofy sci-fi isn't always yeah goofy i don't i don't really like rock star goof because gtie 4 like it's a super flawed game but how much it puts itself in the gritty like new york misery Yeah, Eastern European scumbag That's your character It really makes you feel that grit

And I think that's what rock star excels at So it has to be something like dirty Yeah like Red Dead has that grit as well It has that fucking cowboy grit And GTA5 to me is worse and four Because if it's not got any grit It's just too poised No it does have some grip

Yeah like when you're introduced to Trevor He's like pushing a limb down the toilet in a fucking um like grimy fucking trailer band thing yeah I think that game has loads of it it shows all the different types of grime too

all the different and like you got the suburban grime you got the fucking country grime yeah you got all sorts and the hood grime I think if a new gtay just between world or one and two

not a gtia no because there's got to be Cars. They're always cars. Yeah, but shit, Coles. Would you be into a game there with cars from that period? Yeah, cars on that period are fucking sick as far. They are sick, but I don't think there's like enough.

Surely it'll be limited to life. No, no, I think, I think 70s, 80s. No, if, 70, like 78, 79. Have they done a 70s? No, no. They've done an 80s with Vice City. No, we don't need 80s. 70s would be cool or 60s.

Yeah, 70s would be like late 70s, I think. Literally post World War II. Because then you've got all the wires of like McDonald's shit and that cool kind of fucking American- Yeah, but then you're pushing on like 60s and I don't think they'd want to be too associated to like Mafia 3. Yeah, but like the whole Greece of shit

and like Post-Old 2 is so interesting. And they haven't done that. They haven't done that. Yeah. But I think 70s because a big part of Rockstar games to me as well is the music. And 70s is, like my favorite decade of music I 50s had good music though the GTA games based in the

70s is what I want 50s 50s had a lot of fucking shit music no didn't yeah did yeah did no because it'd just be fallout an actual good game what 50s music do you listen to James fallout soundtrack Rob from real Rob says hear a couple fuck marry kills you guys so we got a couple these to go through fuck marry kill Kanye West Will Smith, Drake Kill Drake Yeah, kill Drake Fuck Will Smith, no

Fuck Kanye marry Will Smith Yeah, yeah That is the only answer Okay, Seth MacFarlane Seth Rogan and John Oliver Um, marry John Oliver No, I kill John Oliver

Yeah, no, it's either kill John Oliver What was the other ones? Seth Rogan and Seth Macfarlane Yeah, kill John Oliver or Seth Macfarlane No, I'd probably kill Seth Wogan I'd rather fuck Seth MacFarlane Yeah, no that's true

Yeah, kill John Oliver Fuck Seth MacFarlane Marry Seth Rogen Without doubt Yeah That works Okay, so Yeah, I definitely marry

Seth Rogen Oh yeah Uh Lizzo Brilarsson and Ellen Ellen Ellen, Ellen, Ellen who? Degenerous Kill

Was it degenerate? Yeah, she's a degenerate Kill Yeah, I guess kill Ellen I'm going to be honest I'm not familiar with Lizzo She's An American singer-rapper songwriter

Yeah, right Um Oh yeah I just go Yeah I know she is Um I don't know Kill Ellen Yeah kill Ellen

Yeah we all agree that The rest don't matter to everyone What's the third Lizzie Larson Brul Arson I'd probably marry Brul Arson Yeah Yeah

At least it's not fucking Cardi B Nick Kroll The Beast from the Chase And Tyrese Gibson I'd marry Tyrese Easy any day Kill Nick Kroll

Yeah Yeah I'm sorry Personally I'd marry the beast Who's the beast The Beast? Yeah I'd rather fuck Tyrese No I'd marry him

No I'd marry James Could you deal with that Like the emotions of him like begging to be in Fast and Furious movies just so he can get his paycheck to pay off his... Okay, I'll fuck him, man. There you go.

And finally, Angry Joe, Doug Walker and Keemster. Uh... Kill Keemster. Yeah. He's actually a horrible person, though. He kind of deserves it. Yeah. I don't mean he does deserve it. I mean...

Fuck Doug Walker. Marry Angrizo. Angry Joe seems the nicest. The nicest having you all. Yeah, I think he'd look up. me. And you get to just inherently know other Joe through that. Yeah, yeah. You might get a quick side piece with him. Yeah, a quick side jay. Yeah, it's two for the place of one. Side J. Let's end on this one from, uh, Will and Red. Um, it's not really a question as much

as a bit of feedback or whatever. Hi guys, I'm Will Hope. Wait, no. I'm Will. Hope you're all good. Just wanted to say that this is my favorite podcast and you have made been stitches countless times. I've been listening from the start of the old jar media channel, which I used to tune into when I was doing photography work at secondary school. Crazy to believe that was five years ago. I've never asked anything before because I didn't know what to ask and just like listening to the community questions and was afraid it wouldn't get seen. I love hearing about your jersey stories because I'm probably the one geyser on this rock

that listens to you guys. That is crazy. My question is this. You and Jim, you and Jim were talking about a secret hideout that used to have while in Jersey. Do you guys recall whereabouts this is? I would try and find it and send photos if you remember. Thanks for everything

guys. Keep up the funniest cast and I listen to... Keep up the funniest cast, sorry. It's really hard reading with these fucking sunglasses on. But I listen to it and keep being cool. First of all, that's fucking awesome. That's insane that someone from Jersey art listens.

But I mean, first of all, our secret hide out, it wasn't very secret, like, by any means. It was just... It was more like a hollowed out bush. Yeah, there was some trees and it was just down at the end of our road.

But the island is so small, to be honest. If I just open it up in maps, I might be able to find a general whereabouts of where the fuck it was. I mean, I don't remember our address when we lived in Jersey. But surely, we left there when I was five. I can still

take you all to the places i eat my little dens when i was a kid because i'm in we'd have to be there to see it though yeah like i don't know what actually is if i was there like looking at our old house i could walk us to the den now this will be irrelevant to everyone except for this one guy who might not even be listening but i vaguely remember from where it stood there's like a kind of a sharp uh no what's the best way to describe it like it's like a wall and then there was like a fuck what's the best way to describe this like where it was there was like

it was like raised and you could see over and there was like an abandoned like factory and like all the kids had these rumors that there was like a killer in the fucking abandoned factory or something like that really yeah but this would have been like decades ago at this point I don't remember that at all do you know

yeah sorry mate they did also say though but if my other question but if you couldn't ask that question would you guys ever consider having any guests on the cast like you did with Colossil and how long do you guys see yourself

doing the podcast for and do you have any goals for the channel? We're going to take over Poudapai. We're coming for you. Yeah, that's the goal. But in terms of how long we're going to do it for, at least until one of us dies. Yeah. Then we have to stuff the body and put it on the cast

and that's it. Yeah. That's the... I sometimes think about that when I'm feeling morbid. Like, what do I expect? expect you guys to do if I died. Continue the cast. We have to. With your tax, the dummy body.

Do you think it depends on my death? What do you mean? Because like the implications, if I died doing something like ridiculous that was my own fault, as opposed to like, let's say something really cheery, like, you know.

Okay, no, okay, let's put it into an easy question. I drive my car, I crash, I die. What would you do with my body? How would you put stuff in? Why would we have to do with the bottom? Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. You thought about it from that perspective.

If I died, what would you do for the jarcast? My instinct is to say, it's done. You can't just keep going. Yeah, that's exactly what I would say if you or James were to go. I think the relationship between us is too close, right? It would be really, it would be disrespectful to actually continue. Yeah, it would feel right. wrong to continue.

Yeah. I would just be like... I don't think we even make a video announcing it, it's just like, yeah. Yeah, it would just be done. Yeah, we'd just be like... Maybe a Reddit post or something. No, it would just be one of those emotional images,

black and white images of you. Then again, we could make loads of money from it if we had like a good thumbnail. Yeah. Like the reason we've taken this hiatus. Mm-hmm. So maybe, yeah, maybe I would cash in. I say if I don't

IG is dead question mark final episode IHG leaves jar bracket real yeah forever and we have to taxidermy the body and we just

yeah there is a reason no that's the final episode we all die at the same time and we all get taxidermy and we just have a live stream of our taxidermy bodies with the mics just fucking because we agreed this

that if one of us were going to go out we were going to meme it and we were going to make out this like demon ritual and like make this mystery on the death no but the agreed thing is is that we go to Sammy's and then one of us orders an extra large

mixed kebab that's it that's how we communicate to the other one that we're going to die soon that's sort of our deal I don't know why because we were just sitting in it and I was just like

if any of us a dime you just got ordered the extra large fucking mix because it's just like no human can eat it so it can only mean one thing

it's like a fucking 17 quid fucking keb it's actually ridiculously cheap for the amount of fucking me just the amount of quantity yeah

for the amount of fuel right yeah you know you can buy that take it home feed us off for a week with it if any jarling

sends us a fucking picture of that extra large donna cab from fucking Sammy's, I'm going to fucking worry, man. It's a yikes moment. Yeah, so that's episode 219 for you guys.

All done. Jim, take us away, come on. Oh, do I have to play the bongos? Yeah, thank you for watching, folks. I hope you enjoyed this show. Pip-pop-pooy on the Guardian boy. Pit-pop-pooy on the Guardian vort. Pip-pop-pooy on the garden boy.

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